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>>577825913She does>>577825928You tripped and knocked over her dresser full of her doujinshi by accident>What are you doing in her roomStop thinking
Jigg available:https://jiggie.fun/MKRgl2https://jiggie.fun/MKRgl2
Alright, let's cut the bullshit. We need to have a serious talk.Which Uma would have the most huffable butt after a race?
>>577825860>>577825913I turn 360 and walk away
Wei on my face
Ohohohoho
this is what Grok thinks you look like
>>577826049what on your face?
>>577826024Kingu
>>577825991I'd help her clean up and put things back in the dresser while audibly muttering that I think I'd much prefer a more tender and loving relationship than the one depicted.
What if I loop greens instead of uma stan?
Reminder this is your last chance to get Doto if you still don't have her.And Digitan I guess.
>>577826185Brickey torena...
>>577826185it would be good for your qi
can other umas see the electricity tama generates?
>>577826157Helios's umanko on my face
>>577826123>that armpit cleavage
>>577826241I really, really want Halloween Doto because base Doto is so bad.But pulling on this banner will prevent me from getting the festival manlets in a month…
>>577826241Her daily legend race is in 3 months or so
Post more fillies and colts
>>577826276
>>577826171A tender and loving relationship with Dober during the day. Primal, feral, sweaty, toe-curling, leg-locking mating sex with Dober during the night.
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>577826415These are not mutually exclusive, it's true
>>577826251Based piggy. Also those paid banners are only for 2021/2022 uma/supports only respectively. It'll be interesting how they will name it for global since our cards and umas are all over the place and isn't exactly can be classified to 2021/2022 thanks to acceleration
>>577826241hmmmmm nyo i think i'll just ticket her
wahey
Should've kept Marvey's old color scheme.
>>577826485gen 1/2
How do we stop HER?
>my trainer needs to go to the toilet
>>577826258Ogurin can
>my coworker broke into my house again
>my coworker started talking about having children
>>577826485I dont have like 90% of these characters, so i'm thinking i'm fineHoping for Hishi Amazon or Fuji Kiseki if we dont count meta parents like Sky
Maya??
You went on way too many dates with Light Hello, and they were all packed with alcohol and food. She's now Heavy Hello, destroyer of clothes.
Not for shitpost reasons, unironically askingThat's the lore behind two uma thread one here and one in vm?
Zoomer on my coomer
>>577826848the vm one is homosexual
>>577826848/vg/ is /vg//vm/ is /v/
>>577826848/vm/a has superiority and ego complex and they refuse to come here after being kicked out of /v/ despite being worse players
>>577825954I HATE HELIOS
>>577826848/vm/ are /v/ refugees after /v/ jannies went nuclear on them there
>>577826848the global server brought anons who actually wanted to talk about the game, and the jp thread is exclusively for keiba discussions
>>577826885But we have the Chiyono posters?
>>577826938he means /v/ vs /vg/ jp schizo learn to read
>>577826940(singular)
>>577826938sorry, it's also for seiyuufagging
>>577826848/vm/ one is heterosexual
go back to your dead thread
>>577826848This one is for the global version/umajp/ is for the japanese version/vm/ is for people with very small penises
Is there a worse feeling that liking an uma and she ends up being low tier in pvp
>>577826848Uma threads on /v/ used to constantly be the fastest threads on the board so jannies kicked them. But since they refused to come here (they think we shitpost too much) they made her their own general in /vm/
>>577827083Sounds like you're just a weakling
all of the umas in this game are top tier (irl) except for urara
/vm/ rejects /vg/ because they don't want to live with that one specific AIfagremember that guy?
Maya... We can do it...
>>577827153nice neicha bros....
>>577827149>But since they refused to come hereNot all
>>577827251He got kicked out of the /v/ threads but he still posts hereAlso they hate him because he used to spam scat in the thread to call the jannies when people were telling him to stop posting AI slop
>>577827083Nothing is stopping you from running her in a CM where her style is strong (xogs pace doesn't count)
>>577827313HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>577827272>that postUmama...
>>577827373What if she's a pace chud but not usable for mile and sprint
>>577827313You're based
>have an equal amount of uma and support ticketsThis pleases the ocd
>>577827472qrd?
>>577827551'mama lost
>>577827374She really is hard to beat (sexwise)
100 sp = 40 stat = 0.25 lengths
>>577826848/uma/ vs /vm/a is a proxy war between /vg/ and /v/...?
fusu
>>577827495Open the door. Open the door. Open the door.
>>577827313Both threads have times where they suck so hopping between them when one is being insufferable probably is just the best way to go about it yeah
>>577827272That guy is still playing btw
>>577827781kill
>>577827373Medium/long pace is like half of all umas in the game now and in the future
>>577827781I hereby petition for an Ines Fujin fusu
torena-chan where are you going...??
I think fusus are cute and I'm not a pedophile
>>577827781kiss
>>577828162
I think fusu are pedophiles and I'm not cute
>>577827981
>>577828052I think only tiara havers can be fusus unfortunately.
>>577828338I NEED to lick the sweat from Doto's big wrinkly horse butthole.
>>577828338How much do visitors pay to scratch Doto's butt?
>Anons are calling Machan egoisticI don't think trying to continue one's own existence is egoistic
> Been farming parents for a while now> 3* blue sparks refuse to appear> When they do, they fail to have the correct red (which I have a 60% chance for)This sucks
>>577828580that's literally the most egoistic thing you can doare you looking for the word "egotistic"
>>577828580>>577828691ESL blown the fuck out in real time
Someone make a uma thread on /v/janny gonna FREAK
I am so happy with Independent Training. It's been such a huge QOL for me.
this is my banchud
>>577828910Thats my badass wife
>>577828691Oh no no no...
>>577828691actually anons used egocentric, which does fit the photobombing behavior, but that's it
https://japaneseasmr.com/149033/Why is Maya sucking me off?
how are people mogging with riko? is it the energy reduction without rainbow
>>577829045You asked for it.
I need to stop masturbating to Taiki Shuttle.
>>577829120you won't
>>577827840Yep NTR retard spams here -> go to /vm//vm/ falls for shitty stale recycled bait and derails their thread -> come here
…
can someone please try riko and hello? but get maverick on hello. 2 speed 2 wit and riko hello
>>577829394Succubus
Dont forget your legend races
WHY THE FUCK ARE MY ACES SO FAR OUTSIDE THE RAILS DURING LATE RACE????????
Hope you didn't forget your TT
>>577829762What was the retention score?
>>577829801like around 930k
>>577829801Dunno, I forgot
>>577829823Thanks. I peak 950k. I'm still good until next week. We go next.
so throne is actually good for gl and people are RETARDS...
>>577829762>witmaxxed my team>1.1m on the first run of the weekDo people here still struggle with TT? I only do one match a day at this point for the daily
>>577829885for auto....
My trainee doesn't want to fuck me. Keep getting raped you losers, I'm living the dream of not getting fucked while just making money from her G1 wins.
>>577829885>only useful for auto parents and you can just borrow it this nigger actually rolled throne
>>577829547https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GY3HSqp1QYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98R-6FJvJ4Ikino
When are we finally getting one button daily?
>>577830039its for the helloless deck
I think I get why Uma rarely do revealing swimsuits, the character models and animations are too good even modest swimsuit can look so erotic
This is a good time to read these twohttps://mangadex.org/title/7306af45-fdff-4b65-ae2d-df573fa59cec/aston-machan-o-yoroshiku-onegaishimasuhttps://mangadex.org/title/381b0e7e-ac7d-48bf-8379-9566cefe6747/umamusume-pretty-derby-your-eyes-only
>danchou is guilt tripping in the club chat to convince us not to leave next month
I’m not reading SHIT you commie bastards
This is my trainee
>>577830465Mambro...
Sex
>>577829547Already done
>>577830359this looks like SLOPPA
>>577830545gross
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>577830567yes
based on how retarded the playerbase is with a fake "meta" and being wrong on both riko and throne being unusable in gl im gonna go all in on the ancestors banner
Does groundwork work as an alternative if I don't have uma stan for backliners?
>>577830545she is cute
>>577830727Nah
>>577830642Yep, into the sleeve you go
>>577830727nyo
>>577830651RICE!
>>577830786
>>577830627Not sloppa, but the artist gives me a "mainly draws porn" feeling
>>577830816oh nooo hahah how terrible
>>577830197the way she looks so soft it makes me going crazy
>Hey... I heard the rumours that (You) are this big. Can I see it? Just to clarify...
>>577831074It isn't. It's a micropenis and only 2 inches long. Sorry.
>>577831074Sorry, only ningen women can see it
>>577830910
>>577831074Is this Falco and Curren bodyswap?
>>577831074But I already showed it to you, do you have dementia you dumb bitch?
>>577831074How did you two get into my room
https://poal.me/kg6h2qhttps://poal.me/kg6h2qhttps://poal.me/kg6h2q
>>577830162says right in the pic umabro, planned for release on sunday august 24th
wwyd
>>577830545grounded in the air prison for being horny
>>577831425Vodka
>>577831457cute art style
>>577831425it depends, the first "w", is for "what" or "who"?
>>577830834
>>577831419
haso gook server is still alive and kickingand dox-chan is already there too?
>>577831651i yearn for a world where vivlos isnt associated with HIM
>>577831672>so gook server is still alive and kickingMost people massively overestimate the amount of money needed to keep things like that running
>>577831691She'd still be a bad vibes gremlin
>>577831672Korea just got ballroom tap dance and gimlet
>>577831691that's literally your own skill issue
>>577831691being the face of oshigaming is bad pr somehow?
>>577831862Looks so weird how the running animation is not in sync with the speed they are running
>>577831672my delightful little sister curren chan
morning
Why is Spe so ugly?
>>577832036Mornin bro
How is spechan so cute? She's the cutest umamusume in the whole umaworld
>>577832049Special Cutie is an adorable umamusume!
>>577832049
>>577832049Spe is beautiful and COOL
>>577832049Not very nice of you
Why are all mile borrows so shit?+7* mediums are great, +7* dirts are great, +7* turf parents are alright but +7* miles are asssssss
special week? more like ugly fat
Specute isn't fat
>>577832049no one says this.
>>577830465mambwo...
no one likes spe
>>577830465brickedbro..
I like Special Week...
>>577832582you like her redrawn in the non canon model. her canon design in game is SHIT
>>577832575Our chat is chill after the start of the month shitfest, its gooner hours now for most of the time
How often does your danchou chat on discord?
>>577832746very little, he hates trannies
When are we going to see a bald uma?
Special Week is a delightful little chud. I like her a lot.
>>577832980Hopefully never
>>577832746The Nethnostate forbids the usage of trooncords
Namecalling won't unrape you
>>577833321
Retired mom bod
/uma/ I confess that while I like to think of myself as a righteous man who loves pure-cure umas, and present myself as that in these threads... My body lusts for coombrained semen demon sluts such as curren, teio, maruzensky, gold city... no matter how high their body count may be
>>577833521
I'm really in the soup today
>>577833604She’s so fucking dumb, man
>>577832746autis/uma/ does not have a dicksword, so never
>>577833638
Alright Nishino I guess, cant get the actually good white sparks to stick on her but the gps have them and its a 9* blue with +100 affinity so I guess thats good enough
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really relaly really really really really relaly really really really really really really relaly really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>577833620
Imagine a forbidden relationship between you and Spe-chan. Secret dates, stealing kisses when no-one is looking, bedroom eyes across the training room...
oh god please let these not get giga scalped on mercari
>>577833848Daiwa is way cuter tho
>>577833848this memory will be forgotten in a month
Fusapan LOVE
lightbirb posted an end guide but if he doesnt mention budding blossom he is a fraud
Hit plat, got my extra star for my Stego title, and I'm content. Matchmaking went super well today, and even races I thought I'd lose Oru or Srego would pull through even if the other two didn't. Even Gentildonna got some wins which was surprising. Maybe I should pass out and use my tickets in the morning every time.
>>577833935why women love so much le forbidden love relationships?
>>577833963The banners available from each store vary? lmao oh man that's gonna cause some outrageimagine showing up to the nearby NATURAL LAWSON looking for a banner for a great uma like Buena Vista, Gentildonna, Satono Diamond, or Mayano Top Gun, and all they've got are shitters like Ryan and Tickezo. Would you gaijin smash the entire store in outrage? I would.
>>577834348>lmao oh man that's gonna cause some outrageThis shit was announced weeks ago and there was no outrage.
>>577834304No front?
Mares
>>577834196
>>577834375did you check? I bet there was some outrage.
>>577834348>and all they've got are shitters like Ryan and Tickezoyes please. i need the ryan banner to add to my ryan shrine
>>577834331think about it for a hot minute, mister ESL-kun.forbidden things are hot, and woman fucking love forbidden shit.
>>577834420>TickezoDAH
>>577834142We got some cute arts from it at least
>>577834331Why don't you?
>>577833848vodka is so FUCKING cool
>>577834506jej
drinking a can of brazilian yerba mate... umas for this feel?
Dahby a cute
>>577834401Maybe if I had Kiseki I'd consider it, but I just go with Umas I like for most events. That said I did end up running TT Uma for Oru and Gentil because, well, the other runs I did sucked. It's why both of them have marks and Stego doesn't, because they were just my Team Trials Uma.
Winning Ticket14 starts, 6 wins, 1 second, and 2 thirds ¥424,125,000Sirius Symboli26 starts: 4 wins, 4 seconds, 2 thirds.¥143,100,000.
>>577832746that faggot isn't even danchou anymore
>>577834584
>>577834690Oh my Darley Arabian I didn't know fraudoli was this much of a jobber
>>577834652I love her so much...
>>577834331It's like spicing up your own already good food.
>>577826298I've never had any interest in armpits but it does look fuckable, doesn't it.
>>577833918Heh
No one finds King Halo fuckable
>>577835024t. Goodbye Halo
>>577834864
>>577834995>>577834858Why is she like thsi
I think finemo dress should be shorter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW06MCgSBCk
>>577834690even fucking ryan has a better record than fraudboli
>>577835118Daiwa is a very goof horse
>>577833849did you buy the card stegoanon?
>>577835216that's not fair to Ryan he was a late bloomer that got KWABED right when he finally started winning
>>577835024I do.
>>577833963>>577834348someone made a list of where each uma shows uphttps://x.com/_Zivel/status/2085024327762837984https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/viewer?usp=sharing&mid=1i-Iwf5KA-sflzRCP0uuwGSW5gw1rv3g
>>577832746I don't know if my club has a discord or not and I don't really care I'm usually top 10 for fan generation though, so it probably should
>>577835302Yeah.Wish I could get the support card but everyone I know who usually go to/are in japan aren't there right now which sucks. And can't find sellers in general.
>>577830465STOP REPLYING "MAMBRO..." TO THESE POSTS I CHECK EVERY TIME AND NOTHING EVER FUCKING HAPPENS!!!
>>577834348>great uma like Mayano Top Gun
>>577835632The worst character ever created.
>>577835592Mambro...
>>577835512I kneelI have two codes if you want one, not sure how to send it though
>>577835191This but with Bright's summer alt... I haven't even seen an upskirt yet, someone please post it if there is one. Also there is no way all her hair fits in that bun
comfy hours are really nice today
>>577835703nta but just post it, what are the odds that there's more than like 3 people who play JP here that would snipe it
>>577835819evil horse I hate you
>>577835592Check again
Post something sleepy
>>577836079
why the FUCK is spechud so hard to clank i keep getting fucking S+
KYOU MOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>577836179sweepydev would have solved this
>>577836369Cute.
>>577836275
2* guts 2* late>reroll2*guts 2*late
Nobody likes Ace.
>>577836402>>577836468Then you two have something in common!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5F9CKJqFYo
>>577836275GOCHISO様 singlehandedly made me like Chiyo again, as if she wasn't being avatarfagged here
>>577836468Ace and C.B. are my favorite crack-ship.
>>577836616Villain
>shipping troonsdont care didnt ask go back to tumblr you sad sack of shit
ace on my face
Did you just mention an yuri uma ship?*shits pants*
my loopas haven't progressed past having groundwork, racist spirit stamina + a bunch of skills that don't matter and bad blues/pinks. I'm halfway through my carrot juice stash
guess the schizo woke up
>>577836817the issue is just getting 3 star blue with scen sparks with usable pink
>>577835824don't jinx it before you know who wakes up
>>577836616I can’t believe Meisho Doto goofed up and accidentally stole not one but TWO carrots from Taiki Shuttle…
>>577836817Why do you juice during the one time a year, when its carat positve to use carats to refill?
>>577836867many such cases, its peak EU hours afterall
what's a racing schedule that can get me SSbeing too greedy with the G1s is terrible for rating
>>577834348>lmao oh man that's gonna cause some outrageit's pretty normal for different stores to have different varieties of merch>former 2.5 idolfag used to having to buy the same cd from 3 stores to catch em all
>>577836915it's only carat positive to refill when half tp is on innit
>>577836679Taiki wouldn't say this,
finally i hit something good with the cunny
>>577837058
>>577834348DONT SAY THAT!!!
>>577837140Me? Cringe? Why would you hurt me so?
>>577836179try running 2 spd, 3 pals(i am using light hello, riko and borrowed throne),1 marvelous sunday power ssr.This gets me SS to UG on every uma while running every G1 for affinity due to getting ~4100 sp and gold skills.
>>577837094Yeah. But I will probably use 1 or 2 refills after it ends too. I do a lot more runs now than before.
>>577835703Yeah I don't known either, thanks anyway though.
>>577836817I already used up all my refills long ago, and I've been refreshing with carats really hard. Thank god we have 2x rewards.I managed to get a decent GP for my CM19 late Mayano thanks to looping
>>577836915I don't care about that, I care about obtaining an usable parent and I clearly wouldn't have gotten it in time for cm had I not juiced
OhhhhhjgHHUUGHHH GOGHHH IMIMGHHUGHHSNMMIMLOOOOOOOPPPIIIIIINGGG HNGGGFFFHHFHHHHHHLOOPING RIGHT NOW
I wish there were DMs in this game I want to talk to some people in my club but don't want to in front of 28 others
>>577837574>I want to talk to some people in my clubWhy?
>>577837574doesnt bother the erpers
>>577837574The only time Cygames has ever done Player to Player DMs was in the original Cinderella Girls and it was mostly used to scam each other so they stopped it.
>>577837574just make a club discord server bwo
>>577837574>me love you long time>me sucky sucky
>>577837314first-rate caboose... is real!
>>577837574no you don't
>>577837618They seem relatable and/or nice>>577837703This is actually something I'm too shy to ask about
>>577837574Just say you have burger pocket, it works apparently.
>>577837229im kinda borrowing yaeno muteki for the skill hintsi don't know if im bricking myself this way
>>577837882You sound parasocial
>>577837574umama...
Good morning, umadacchis.Can you help me out with something? I need food for my heart, there was a soundpost with an uma's laugh that was so CUTE.Can you post it? Thanke in adance.
I don't want to glue my old 3* blues bros... the looping industrialization is forcing my hand...
>>577837905she doesnt give skill hints you shouldnt already have it's good when you're starting but after a bunch of loopas you can borrow something else
>>577837976A, B or C?
>>577837976>ogurifagEat shit.
>>577838028Follow your heart.>>577838080Love you too.
>>577837269fdtpgky_d_e4rafefirst _ = last digit of the year stay gold was foaledsecond _ = first digit of his age when he diedhope you get itand if not, hope whoever snagged it is happy
next thread won't be better
>>577835703kfc Manhattan cafe sitting on my face
isnt that gold slipstream helios speed really good?
>found /umaJP/ anon winning dirt CM with a mutated top gun in the archivebased oshigamer!
>>577837976
>>577838156I mean, this thread is not bad?
>>577838214>nekomaya>oshigamer
Does spurt work this cm? I'm trying to bring my Bright since she won me last mile cm (crazy)
>>577838154Ichihime looks kinda different here
What the fuck is a "dachi"
>generic busty hmph tsundere>is actually a goofball irlNot the gap I was looking for but that'll do
>>577838154Thanks a lot, man. Really appreciate it.
>>577838282Damn you get a MLB card from that as well?
Beyond sex
>>577838175The golden rule is before pulling a speed card you always compare its stats output to SR Sweep Tosho
>>577838280tsundere is a goofball
>>577835293
>>577838115I dont have these kind of soundposts, sorry
>all github repos without a license are protected by copyright laws preventing unauthorized redistribution by default >the stolen eden bot before it went closed sourced has sweepy's code 1:1What if i impersonated sweepydev and spammed github with dmca takedown requests
why did they give mayano multiple style proficiency is it because she is a child and hasnt lock in a style yet?
>>577838353I'm so sick of 50 priority cards being more consistent than 80 priority bricks
>>577838384anon, your soundpost is broken
>>577838398nymphos can do any position
>>577838430NOOOO
>>577838280reminder that daiwa's jockey said that she's frontrunning because she's literally too retarded to pace herself
>>577838282you're welcome>>577838272she can do cosplay
>>577838398The real horse won Kikuka Sho as a pace, Arima as a nige, Haruten as a late and Hanshin Daishoten as an end
>>577838384>4>soundpost doesn't work
>>577835198
newfag to looping here, is it really beneficial to run Dirt G1s even with the shittiest aptitudes?
>>577838385what will this even achieve he can just make another account
>>577838275uuuuuuuuuuuuuuumadachiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
mapyoi mapyoi
>>577838654He said cute, not cringe.
>>577838594Its mambover...
>>577838636If you have at least an E aptitudeYou. Run. Every. Single. G1. Always.
does it count still as rape if I'm consenting her to do it?
>>577838636You can skip them if you want more stats, affinity is whatever (You) can afford, but only important when you're working on the real GP/Parent, for ggp who cares.>>577838654Please don't make me like her her voice is so cute.....
>>577838636D is alright, E is really inconsistent but you can do it if you wanna gamble. Don't bother with F or lower
>>577838736
Am I really supposed to believe this obasan is in middle school or whatever
>>577838147how can Almond Eye even compete...
How long do you think it will take me to get a plat?
What do my top Umas say about me?
>>577838636assuming your stat production is strong enough then there's no real downside. if you're new to looping then your starting foundation are dirt sparks which means everything you're running now should have passable dirt aptitude.if you're on the bubble regarding consistent SS or not then it's a matter of how consistently you can generate the skills you're hunting from career to career. the affinity hit feels bad but having double the chance for a full line of 2-3* of the whites will compensate.
>>577838760No, it's love making in that case
>>577838864this is the one, anything can happens at the milekino CM
>>577838454>
>>577838823Yes, now umayoi with our daughter in this expensive and romantic hotel during christmas. We want grandkids before we grow old and grey.
>>577838905That you have shit taste
>>577838864once you stop throwing on purpose
>>5778389054/10. Somehow have really good taste in a few umas but somehow also put in the worse reddit-tier shit umas in as well.
>>577838864my shitter friend (no Creek, no FineMo, just Kitasan) took 1 yearwhat is your powerlevel?
>>577838957good
Next thread will be margarine
>>577838864every A finals you go to is a 1/3 chance for a plat
Every time Sirius appears randomly as a card support even I want to punch her face.
>>577838864As long as you understand the meta of each CMs and even if you throw in umas with subpar stats but with meta skills, you will get plat eventually t. f2p with 3 plats with final lobby number never above 5k
>>577839169Please tell me you aren't Sirius
2 fronts + dom or 3 fronts
>>577838905Suzuka too low for an Orange enjoyer.Cafe too high if you like big booba.Why is Golshi there?Prognosis: /v/ core taste. It's terminal.
>>5778392693 frontsSpeed eater spam>dom
>>577839169Ai Fairouz is my beloved so I'm always happy when Sirius shows up
0 fronts.
>>577839243>final lobby number never above 5kHow is this possible? My two last finals I got 12k+ lobbies
>>577838864the first CM I put effort into making parents for, I wonthen I lost every CM after that including the ones I tried hard for until the moment I could gamble hard enoughthat happened to be the exact CM that would give me a starI have not had and never will have another plat
>>577839360make umas below minimum requirements and luckshit into A finals
>>577839139>burger threadchecks out
>>577838636Has someone actually done the math whether better spark quality (SS) is worth more than more affinity numbers? Like in terms of proc rate.
>>577839531
>>577839340i’d get on all fours and bark like a dog if she asked me to
I'm gonna jam it in
>>577839360Sometimes I luckshit into 3 wins in a Round 2 ticket, all other 3 tickets I was just there to be a punching bag with a singe win here and there
>>577839360you get a low number if you dont do all the races
>>577839070um... hehe
Burgers?
>>577839682holy bricked
>>5778392692 fronts + dom when speed eater isn't available
Mana transfer with Bourbon
>>577838263it's not long
>>577839682based gambler.
>>577839682>wit bourbonbwopipi...
>>577837574just ask
What was that motto by an old English racehorse owner/breeder"Strongest horses win regardless of distance or style"
sex
>>577839873ecwipse first the lest nowhere
I'm done with training. There's something I want your opinion on... but first, let's eat.
>>577837574ask in the club chat for the discord handle of the anon you want to DM, you are not making a discord, you will dm the anon in discord, it's differentyou're a grown ass man you can do that
>>577839360>he doubted the wr tanking strat
>>577837574dm me umama i can gift you nitro
>>577839923sleep paralysis demon
>>577839070that's terrible. My first plat was Cancer1 and I had fucking lb1 Kitasan back then
what would you do to pokke
>>577840159Impregnate Pokke 4 times to break her free of her gay fantasies towards fuji
>>577840159do a 360 and walk away
fokke the pokke
>>577840159have sex with Fuji
Why do some people think I'm Umama..
games keeps fucking crashing during eventsdoes it have something to do with changing screens or alt tabing?
>>577840159Ask her about Tachy
>>577840159Make her birth the burger pocket um, be a good husband for her and a good dad for Jordan
>>577840159Ignore
>>577840420stop trooning up the thread xis
>>577840420I dunno. Are you a tranny who cant stop sniping practice rooms?
>>577840872My umas are too bad for that..
>>5778388640. The matching for finals is always: Near perfect win rate (most likely whale) + Medium win rate + some nigger that just barely squeezed through. Tanking your score is generally a bad idea as it will match you with a gigawhale that won all their races.
>>577838280Cygames is pivoting (some) early characters towards how they would be if adapted now, Vodka is a cool senior in Almond Eye's career, while there are some new Dasca appearances elsewhere, with her being a goofball
>>577840808She got a nice pair of tits
>third 3* blue in a row with none of the whites i wantDark side of looping
>>577838280>tsundere>goofballsame shit nigga
what would you do to oguri
>>577841395cook for her and give her shoulder rubs
>>577841472it's so hard to find umamusume plushies
>>577840436anyone?
>>577841395bareback while she eats
>>577841598werks for me
>>577841598works on my machine, check your gpu/ram usage
>>577841598remove your botnet injector
>>577841395Fuck her in the pussy ass ass ass pussy pussy ass pussy pussy ass ass tits tits ass pussy
>OH BOY POST CAREER>no triple whites wombo combo (you kno what im talkin bout looptards) between X savvy and see ya later
my face goes there
>finally finished all the testswasted like 5 runs that could have been for looping just to do that
>>577841906i finished every test just by looping in grand live
>>577841805>front loopayuck
ouuuughhhhhi’m gonnai’m going toi’m finnaløøøøøøøøp uwaaahhhhh
>>577842047what else would you loopafront players are the only one who gets content to play in this game
Imagine a vodka daiwa anime
F-FUCK I GOT 2ND IN NANBU HAI ITS OVER MY LOOOOOOOOOPING UGH MY... MYY LOOPING AFFINITY FUCK UGH ..... FUCKKKK I'M LOOOOOOOOOING AGAIN
>>577841453Digitan... in need of correction for being a BRAT?oh my
this game is COOKED
>>577842047umm im ackshually refering to umastan slipstream and tail held high tho
Falco is a pretty good auto parent, huh?
>I cut my hair like a boy and wear ugly baby blue clothes to combat the male gaze>I have several mental illnesses that boil down to me being an attention-starved white woman that spent xir formative years on Tumblr>My number one priority is to make umamusume as inclusive and representative of queer folx as possible
I am really weak to propaganda
>>577840150you have no ideahe was struggling to reach A in Urahe didn't break S/SS in Unity / MANTnow he's at SS manual GL level100% torena issue
>>577841805i drew this, thanks for using her
>>577842421None of you cared about this uma until she put on the swimsuit
comfy hours are over, goodbye friends
>>577842579Believe..?
>>577842047uhmmmm ackshually dodging danger + prudent positioning is above x savvy and firm resolve + ignited wit + rss is below see ya later, only gw is between them
i watched Beginning of a New Era last night and found it enjoyable enough. i was hoping it would be the catalyst for me delving into the other media but i'm unsure. i'm confused by cygames having jungle bucket be the lead protagonist but making Agnes Tachyon the most interesting and charismatic character.nearly 2-hours elapse, yet pantsu and cafe lack almost all identity while fuji is just another iteration of agnes tachyon but with her tits out, and these are the characters that actually got meaningful screentime.perhaps i was expecting a tad too much or, more likely, Agnes Tachyon is shrimply amazing and everything else sat in her shadow.
>>577842579If I remove her bikini, will she die from embarrassment?
>>577842778it would be very erotic
>>577842754god-tier bait saar
I want to be Mirako's trainer already. Hurry up and add her!
>>577842754I watched it the other day and it really was a nothing burger with some nice animation. But I'm not really expecting peak cinema out of fucking umamusume. It was nice for what it was, and that's good enough
>>577842563i will save every chudmaya
>>577842754>fuji is just tachyon with her tits outkekd
>>577842754Animation carried the movie hard, the drama was just decent
>>577842813You're a horny trainer
>>577842954Yes.... but not for her
>>577842579So...?
>>577842849I love her so much bros...
>>577842102late loopas also have some skills to loop thanks to the balance update
>>577843003
Is an horse an athlete?
>>577843060/uma/ needs a discord mandatory club with umama as the leader. the name should be umama&co
>>577842754hype moments and aura: the movie
There's a lawson collab with umamusume starting tomorrowGonna visit 5 stores as early as I can
>>577842286If your loops end up having a zillion turf sparks yes you can use her for a generation or two
So what is everybody's most anticipated uma?
the uma puts her body parts in my mouth hurrah hurrah
>>577843060dont really know what this is trying to implyI'm saying I dont care for the blonde and have other umas I'd much rather have sex with
>>577843225brown...
>>577843225what the fuck is wrong with that guy
>>577841431I'm coming Tazuna-san...
Oguri can be sexy too
>>577842196falco when she sees my benis
>>577843349brown love
>>577843181i wouldve gone if it was there last month when i went, but ill settle for scrounging mercari in a week for the banners i want
>>577843054I should typeset this one of these days
>>577843181you only go there because Almond is part of the collab
>>577843353Are you not going to tease the uma who does shit like this every day for being a little tubby >>577843385
>>577843225honestly don’t care for any of the ones that aren’t out yet
2 months and I still can't find a job2 months with no monthly sub for this kusoge
>>577843349>>577843426
I am not sure if this stuff is enough
>>577843225Zenno Rob Roy and Hishi Miracle
>>577843582What are your qualifications?
>>577843512everyone is a part of the collab this time actually!>>577843450which ones do you want? they'll be sold online too so price will go down a lot once they're shipped
>>577843582>2 months with no monthly sub-join /Uma/ Club!
>>577842754Niggy you expect 4 people's character arc to reach conclusion into a less than 2 hour screentime. The only valid reason why people don't get it, why its good because you wanted a Tachy/Cafe movie as you are more familiar with them, not to mention these two are insanely popular in non JP sphere. Also watching it in the cinemas is a much more better experience, since it was intended to be that way.
>>577843451I love mirako so much so you definitely should, that laid back feel is so good with her.>>577843636Good choices, rob roy is also very cute.
>>577843626>uncapped speed>no SMight as well drop the game, bro.
>>577843626before you continue farming a late maya and get mile S get blossom instead of pump.
are these worth it?
who are your plat winnersmine is taiki (2x), xoguri (2x), grass wonder, and kitasan
>>577843714Nobody gucking cares V, you ruined yet another uma with your avatarfagging
>>577843256>dont really know what this is trying to implySurprise. Smiling towards the player, a frilly bikini and long hair is enough to woo me but maybe I'm just an easy trainer.
>>577843582Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps, give them a firm handshake and consume copious amounts of lead.
>>577843660>which ones do you want? they'll be sold online too so price will go down a lot once they're shippedjust ryan, so luckily not a character too many people are going to kill eachother for
>>577843758Gold ShipKing HaloKitasan BlackxOguri Cap (x2)
>>577843225Daiichi Ruby
>>577843582im at 4 months...
>>577843834based
>>577843780Huh? I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm just posting some cute uma pics
>>577843758I don't remember
>>577843953you don't record your plat races?
>>577843789Fair enough, usually people post that with emphasis on the poster in the background.She's just not my type and I'm a grumpy old man who felt the need to reply. Continue enjoying what you enjoy
I cant believe we are 3 months away for /uma/ to turn into a wasteland since people will move on to GTA 6
>>577843752do you like them? then yes
>>577843752if you like the umas in question but i don’t think either are strictly better than their base outfits
>>577843721dont be mean to me>>577843734thanks for the advice, I was just doing a random parent run and ended up getting fast learnerno good sparks sadly
BNW harem...
>>577844007>implying I have a PS5 or a ShitboxI will maybe play it once it drops on PC
>>577843626>three greens>three recoveries>lane legerdemaindid you truly have no other way to spend your 600+sp?like the other anon said, speed is underwhelming on top of no mile-S which means you're at a big disadvantage. you have the tools to beat shitters but this maya isn't going to help you beat competent tor-ray-nuhs. if you want, you can move ahead and build other aces and come back to building a better maya later.
buy Jordan chicken pop plush
>gtaschizo is still here
>>577844007Oh that game is gonna be buggy as fuck or incredibly mid. And so many people are gonna be fucking pissed. It's going to physically destroy the video game board and create a time stamp on the internet of shitposting gold.
>>577843758taiki, brian, doto, hanukkap, air groove and taishin
>>577844124first time I've seen him
>>577844123Jordan is awfully cute
>>577844161See that wedding ring? That's my WIFE
>>577843225Title Holder.
fucking hate idiots who put "lol" in every end of sentence
good morning i hate work
>>577842579I mean would you really blame people?The swimsuit is peak sex design, even her hairs are far better like this.
Mirako...
>>577844123I'm buying Marche and Orfevre. I told myself I'd stick with only buying Stego merch so I don't bankrupt myself but I really cannot help it, those things are stupid cute. But also I ended up buying the Bic Camera Aruvu goods so that went out the window a month ago anyway.
>>577844212lol i hate that too esl-kun
>>577843626>lane legerdemainI haven't made my aces so I just realized we have zero skills to take there since we're out of medium CM unless you're a front with wit bourbon
>>577843225Peakdonna.
maya would sing kyun! vampire girl
>>577844279Yeah I think if you didnt care about Fusaichi Pandora before she put on a slutty outfit then you're not actually a fan of the uma and just like the swimsuit. Pretending otherwise is disingenuous.
>>577844005>usually people post that with emphasis on the poster in the backgroundI always thought it was just a surprised Ulala
>>577843758ass wonderoriginal macky x2original current changslut maruzenarcher lewdolforiginal gold shiporiginal air groovycopa copa
>>577844007I'm going to be real with you anon, nobody here is buying a Ps5 to play a game that to this day has not shown a second of gameplay.It will take a miracle for Rockstar to no join the massive layoffs trend by January next year.It's incredibly over for GTA.
I'm buying Almond Eye and Victoire Pisa
>>577844470Not saying you're wrong, that's just the context I usually see it posted in.
>>577844515Give me dat bokumankohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noJ8KN3Tzmc
>>577844515From here I'm just getting Kiseki and Rulership, probably.
>>577843225not including alts?the groovelings, gimlet and ace
>>577843758Oguri cap (peak) - CM1Golshi - CM2Taiki - CM16XOguri - CM17haven't played other cms
>>577843752Scarlet is absolutely worth it
>>577843225Calstone
Early hi friends!! Just in case when the board is in maintenance!
>>577844450you can definitely discover a character because of an alt outfit then come to like them, but the only art and mentions she gets here are about the bikini so clearly that's not happening
https://x.com/Randommotn_ahp/status/2089297129693192241>Orfevre cannot be even touched>Kita pushes his nose into people's hand for pets>Golshi is being retarded as usualMan Kita IRL and ingame too is such a qtpie.
>>577844478Bro people at my job will not shut the fuck up about it. All those call off's that are gonna happen is gonna be a complete shit show and really funny because they are gonna get yelled at for destroying the work schedule for a game that will be a disaster launch. If anyone missed the cyberpunk era. Here is your 2nd chance to witness the salt.
>>577844849>when the board is in maintenancewhat
>>577844717
>>577844762the only correct answer
>>577844849hello babydachi!!
>>577844857Yeah, that's my point really. If people started talking about the actual uma it'd obviously be different but they just like how much skin she is showing.
>>577843758Taiki LeoGoldship LibraTaiki ScorpioAir Groove CapricornWedding Maya Leo 2
>>577844274Good morning
>>577843758golshigolshiI LOSTEDoglitaishintaishinI LOSTEDtaishinbakushinsmarutaishinI LOSTEDI LOSTEDsmarusmaruflowerI LOSTED
>>577844869I don't like Uma Kita but horse Kita is cute
>>577844875I was there for the Cyberpunk era and this has the potential to be worse, I don't expect an unoptimized game to be released but it will be mid beyond belief, GTA V was already a mid game with pretty graphics. The game is overhyped and there is a reason no gameplay is being shown, it's because it's not that good. They are not working on a sequel to GTA V they worked on a sequel to GTA V online.
>>57784488312pm eastern time
>>577844875Sorry to hear that, my workplace is full of functional adults so we talk almost exclusively about puzzle or strategy games. I didn't even know this game had a release date.
>>577845097It's huge in normie circles. The ball and gun types. None of my friends that are actual gamers in the real and nerdy sense give a single fuck about gta6
>gta6 is going to suck, i know it!>how do you know?>cause they literally haven't shown anything about it!?
Gemini (14): VBobo Cancer (15): Late Oguri CapAny other CM else was group B, and only won Virgo (17) in group B.
>>577843758golshi, umadol, kitasan, xog, golshi, nishino
I'll just play GTA2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuoyC3TO-TE>In August 2022, a short video dancing to I'll ask you Cinderella in collaboration with The Idolmaster Cinderella Girls was released>dead linknyoppers.....
>>577843758smaru x2vbobodaiwagolshi
>>577845392Maru would play Vice City
>>577843758
>only 1 person so far with a decent amount of plats replying to that postwow /uma/ SUCKS
>>577845535Maru would know Billie Jean by heart.
>>577845091GTA V was a zoomer cultural phenomenon. It was their jam, since there was nothing else to be immersed in the stagnated pile-o-garbo what is western gaming. No wonder it was across 3 playstation generations lmao. Anyone expecting 6 to be unsuccessful is an idiot, since the main selling point is appealing to the lowest common denominator. Its gonna be a mediocre indian asset flip, but normalfriends will pretend to like it because its a social event for them, just like every modern AAA title.
>>577845671now show us your plats.
>>577845091The only game I give a shit about is DD2 and I got approved time off for a couple days to enjoy the game. >>577845097They keep hiring fucking kids and wonder why attendance is god awful. We have been in the soup for months and they still haven't fixed it. And we are tripping on the Q3 stretch. I am more excited for Shinko Windy in November than GTA.
>>5778456711/3 is respectable enough because that means you're average. So 6+ plats is good
>>577843758Taiki (forma de campamento)EL CONDOR PASARudolfVodkaCafe
gta more like gta to the polls
Mejiro Doh-bah
>>577843758Oguri and Oguri (forma de Christmas)
>>577845901that's above average because not everyone is in group A finals
>>577845780dragon's dogma 2 came out like 3 years ago.....
>>577844345>>577844104>did you truly have no other way to spend your 600+sp?Quite literally nothing else to take lol.Couldn't get any other late surger skills since I was only at B late
>>577845392>zoomers will never know the joy of Teriyaki-chan screeching in japanese into the radio, acid techno is blasting into the speakers while doing yakuza missions.
>>577845921…
GL is poop from a butt
>>577846030AND IT TOOK 3 YEARS TO GIVE THE GAME CONTENT.
>>577846017anyone respectable should be, and you're aiming to be an average in the respectable group
>>577845921The bellybutton often distends during pregnancy, so this would only tragically be possible a few months out of the year
>there are anons in this very thread that don't clean their navels or behind their ears
>>577846228>AND IT TOOK 3 YEARS TO GIVE THE GAME CONTENT.the game has content now?
>>577846228>check steam>it's going to get the dark arisen treatmenthuh, didn't know thatmaybe gaming is saved after all
>>577846282???
>Merry Christmas carries a religious connotation@americans is this true
>>577846484
>>577846484Xmas is about celebrating the birth of Jesus.Burgers (and most countries) bought the coca-cola Santa Claus propaganda.Japan just eats KFC and Cake they are larpers at any overseas holiday.
>>577846075https://youtu.be/qbIFx1u8jzc>Teriyaki-chan screeching in japanese into the radiokek
>>577846594sounds like the nips need some more nuking
>>577846457what the dog doin
>>577843225my wife!!!
>>577846484the kind of nigga who'd translate easter as pesach because americans only enjoy the easter bunny part
>>577846437Sex.
>>577846753she's so ugly in game
>now let's see paul agemasen's whites
doya
Hello, motherfuckers.
>>577843225tacto neounivars aceonmyface lighto sexpoir chrono yanko
>>577846393I hate that it's come to this but Capcom is probably the only fucking company actually bothering to give a shit nowadays. Though it takes them fucking forever to fix their shit on top of that.
>>577843225Ramonu and Verxina.
>>577846860Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man
>>577843758Winners of first 6 CMs were:McQueenGold ShipVodkaLunaTaikiAir GrooveSome of later CMs:Summer MaruzenValentine BourbonDigitanLast two CMs:Nishino FlowerDigitan
>>577842754
I've never gotten platinurm before
>>577846371Hopefully>>577846393Imagine watching a Nintendo state of play or tree house whatever the fuck its called for fire emblem news because my girlfriend doesn't wake up until like 11am. To find out DD2 is coming to the switch and this is the ad slot they use to announce the game is getting an expansion and theme it around the past Dark Arisen but with more dungeons instead of the same dungeon run over and over.>>577847104When the fuck are horse games getting localized? Capcom and Konami got horse games floating around don't they?
>>577847296It's all rng. Sometimes you have a really long streak of being unlucky. It'll one day come.
>>577847310>Capcom and Konami got horse games floating around don't they?Koei Tecmo does
the only platinum that matters is your own zodiac-sign. if you don't have it then you must relinquish your training/grooming license.
>>577826848/vg/ is the one with the bigger playerbases and is also filled with shitposting be it bad or fun shitposting/vm/ has lesser people, but often host rooms, although, unfortunately they're very circle jerk from time to time such as being doxxed for leaving your club, and voicing your opinion there will get you branded as a schizo.
>>577847414I will win one someday, I believeI'm still f2p lol
*coughs blood*Why did I think going for xogger was a good idea...
>>577826848/vm/a is a compromise between /v/ anons and jannies since they didn't want to come here, the culture is way too different. /uma/ is for metafags and sweaty clubs but massive shitposting while /vm/a is le hecking sovlful threads and OC making while underperforming at any aspect of the game because they hate metafagging. Pick your poison.
>>577847626Just seems like a low rollGo again
>>577846484Oh yeah, the "religious connotations" that weren't a problem until gamergate freaks started infiltrating into game development in the early 2010s onwards.I genuinely miss apocalyptic boomers complaining about pokemon.
What's the minimum number of plat wins so /uma/ won't make fun of you?
>>577847765Anything where she gets all the recoveries and mile S is a high roll...
>>577847760(We) also hate metafagging
>>5778478201 more than what you have
>>577847023God bless Jungle Pocket.
>>57784782017
>>577847842Fair enough...
>>577847852I've seen the xoggers, the smarus, the vbourbons, the debuffers, the rickeys. Don't lie.
>>577847945why is xog killing sky
>>577847626>he threw the mile-S, lone wolf, and stroll runthat'll be another 10 borrows, anon.
>>577847945Bourbon and Maru are sexy enough to be excused
>>577847626won't that shit out 80% winrate regardless just use it
>>577847760I used to frequently visit their thread but the recent back to back meltdowns from the shallowest thing where a simple filter would fix it filtered me.>>577847945Don't act like they didn't use it. Most of the rooms i joined from there are also filled with those lineup.
>>577847945Oguri is the only one deserving condemnation
>>577847945I only have problems with double debuffers and xog comps.
Are there any cap on carats per day earn on clakering?
>>577848179>meltdowns from the shallowest thingthreads this weekend were also bad here because people couldnt stop taking the translation bait. I assume thats what they got hit by too?>>577848254200
>>577848253>>577848182>I'm a metafag but I'm not THAT kind of metafagKimoi.>>577848179So they became /uma/ at the end...
>>577846484"happy new year" should be translated to "happy january 1st" because the chinese celebrate it in february
be on time
Why do my umas always end up in 6th-9th place in room lobbies? Thought backliners were alright this cm thanks to lightning surge?
>>577848310No it was from other reasons but last time I checked they were dealing with the TL issue too.
>>577848472Post em
>>577848329Watch your mouth you little shit, I am the most sovlful player this place has ever seen. I bet you run Oguri (mid) every CM thinking you're hot shit.
I am trying to train late surger digitan but fuck this 2 speed 1 power card BS.Who should I train for 3rd pace chasers instead?
Why do they persecute me?
>>577848772Rice or Brian if you can survive their career.Oguri Cap is you want ez mode.
>>577848426hey, you're looking finer than usual
i'm getting bored where's the club drama
It's a new day!
This is safe, right...?
>>577848902
>>577848970what's last weeks? sub 930k?
>>577847945But have you seen my Knoppers?
>>577848772Fuji is fun
See you next week
>>577849012Me and FineMo except instead of barraging me with punches she's showering me with love and affection and she's not wearing that outfit, in fact she's not wearing any clothes at all because we arent at the gym either we're in her room having sex.
Reached 90M fans this month.Danchou, can I flatline for a bit?
>Finally highroll rice with almost every single skill I need>Don't get mile SI really wanto to kill myself anons, but no can do without mile S right? sigh...
>>577849351>no greenshmmmnyo
First try, cool
>>577849259yeah what this guy said
oh fuck me I forgot about borrows I was busy today
my gamba is selling wellso is my pasa
Hey alright
>>577848310they have hall monitors who get triggered very easily and derail the thread for hours by having a melty over one shitpost
>>577849509yeah dude same
>>577849259Me watching those two from the hole I made in their walls
>>577849408I would have grabbed firm conditions and fall runner if I had got mile S, but I stopped caring and decided to inflate the rating a bit
>>577849617
semen retained
>>577849606
>Fronts are the metafagging >but also they can't win any lobbies hereWhich is it
Holy shit, Flower's ult just never fires.
>>577849681Man, serious Bakushin is...
>>577849768it's both, disillusioned neets basically
>>577849259no horny
>>577849768let me be done making aces first and I'll rape everyone
>>577849768That's endcloser slander
>>577848612
Dream Trophy League outfits when?
>>577849868I just want a lil bit of kissies, is that so bad?
Genuine question anons, how impactful is Mile S on umas with already 1600+ speed, do these umas even reach their peak speed?
these garbage points keep pilling up
>>577849768>spend months looping whites>weeks farming parents>days making triple aces and fishing for inspirations>somehow op because little timmy can't win with just OYL and higher late race speed coefficientLiterally every front skill sans A&S/Final Push and the occasional secondary ult is just a flat + on your length, yet somehow this is unfair.
>>577849868Ok ummm how about....Me and FineMo but instead of pelting me with left and right hooks she is relentlessly radiating a divine and lovely aura perfectly matching her beautiful dress she is wearing (not a tracksuit) as we stare into each other's eyes and since we arent actually in the gym but outside I can see the moonlight reflected in her stunning eyes (it is nighttime)
BRICKED
>My club members still asking for rare sashes everyday
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148542141https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148541557
>>577850360one of these links reeks of stinky fox piss
>>577849957Not that anon and just from a quick glance>Wit below 1K>Both are lacking in good mid race skills especially Left. In need of more than just 1-2>Right has no Mile S. Needs less STA and more GUTS
>>577850570didnt ask
>>577850107you vill buy ze sashes
>>577850338>everyone is asking shoes like a normal person and there's one niggerevery time
>>577850637I already bought everything
>>577850009They better include those milkers
>>577849957Spe-chan is really lacking mid-raceBrights skill list is a bit anemic, if you are running her End, I would try and get a good borrow with a lot of Mile/End skills to patch up both her mid and late-race. Mile S also helps
>>577850360why did you post a 2hu
>>577850659>>577850338PLAYTHEGAMEBROKIES
>>577850009HISHIAMA SEXOOOO
>>577850747Isnt person who asking sashes brokie?
>>577850107it's just monies farm at this point
>>577850584>>577850695So in general: mile S, more mid skills, more wit.GL is so aids to actually get enough speed stam power and wit. Idk. Skills I can just buy from shops and also get from inspirations but damn
>>577850747i ain't ruining my loop by some retarded overlap races you are asking sashes of, stop being a nigger and farm them yourself
>>577850747I have 800 of the new dirt race sashes but you still aren't getting them gwocho
japan.
>doing loopa everyday >have gorillion of sashes for dirt medium and long>he asking for this one sprint sash i dont run
>>577849329No
People are using the leaderboard to shill
>>577850976mambro...
>>577851075>shilling the scam site that's getting people store bans
>double debuffer curren acebased
I can cope with this
>>577850993But why?
>>577851261>he lacks critical informationI even told anons to run her... >>577578491 but now the cat is out of the bag
>>577851261FVARK I kneel
>>577847543just keep at it, anon. I have one (1) plat to my name, Aries CM. 2000m, Tenno Sho. Seiun Sky edged out a Hog to take first place by a neck. Never won a CM before or since.
>>577851398>Late CurrenAm I missing something?
>60500 fans before fanfest>2nd place in takamatsunomiya kinen>69000 fansthis filly
>>57784932990m is basically flatlining at this point
>>577851467I will anon, thank you
I kinda dont feel like playing currently....
Yeah i'm ready for Tomamo Cross and Inari one bwos
>>577851698CLANK!
>>577851579In an A club?
>>577851776Thats what I'm doing....
The image slots... anyone baking??
BREAD. NYOW.
B+ is betterumanko.jpg
>>577851839Clank harder!! Motto Clank!!!
Bros bake pls i need to ask question with pic
>>577852014
>>577851940Autis/uma/bwo...
>>577850143I remember when backline players minds were blown when told to get skills and not just gamble on 4 gold accels
