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Goat morning!
PIPPINS CUTE!!!!!!
ralsei butt
fucking ralsei prone bone
https://poal.me/qi7wjuhow was last thread
>>577896853leaked angel design
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
TENNA HORNYPOSTING STARTS NOW. Tune into late night broadcasting LIVE on your thread!~
>>577896950I love looking at his penis in this picture hahaha
cumming inside ralsei si hard i become braindead
hot sjelter fishing minigame to rescue undyne from the evil doctor egg man
SUSIE!
>>577897082hell yeahh
>>577897152sauxe
This thread is proof that The Roaring is a good thing that needs to happen. >ButFuck Ralsei
>>577897082I would love to join, but I don't feel horny at all todayI'm sorry *cries*
>>577897082i like this one
Wtf this never showed up the leaker lied
>>577897152I love faves from weird angles
another yiik deltarune connectionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBBvYNmdQkgIM DROOOOOOWNIIINNNGGG (WITH UNCERTAINTY) IM DROWWWWWWNING (UNTIL I FIND THE [ICE] KEY)
>>577897316>full game downloadholy fuark chapter 6+7 leak
crying cute
>>577897328TV cheeks...
>>577897519TV cheeks!
occasionally thinking about chara’s barely existent scantly perceptible flat as a board man ass. it’s hard, strong, and powerful, like their heart. and just like their heart im going to risk my good health and wealth to keep annoyingly poking and prodding and groping at it
>only 12 anyons herethe telly... the very grim telly...
>>577896867That's a damn shame, I'm not sure how much I can really help you out here aside from drive out to go purchase one if you really want to or ask family/friends if they have any they want to get rid of. Normally you'd want to sit and lurk online marketplaces to see if anyone posts about one. There's A LOT of different websites to check (Facebook market place, offer up, Craigslist, etc, etc) but don't get yourself killed trying to get yourself one. It's worth it though!!Luckily my CRTs been in the family for a while, most recent game I've played on it was an original disc of silent hill the room, I really need to show it some love again. It's so heavy.
after spending the past hour making deltarune spells while watching youtube videos I have the slight suspicion that I might be autistic
What if Tenna very kindly reminded you when you're close to getting your period each month?
I have nothing against femboys, like my newbuddy Raly. What I truly dislike is the way certain men fetishize gender nonconformity, only supporting it if they can jerk off to it but not unconditionally supporting the right to self expression. There is "straight man behavior" insofar as the man attracted to the femboy still seeks someone to objectify like a woman while refusing to become the objectifyee. To be truly queer is to be able to step down from the cultural desire to be The Man. To be willing to emasculate oneself for the sake of love!That is to say, sure you're attracted to that dude in a dress. But are you bold enough to put on a dress yourself to please another man who likes dudes in dresses?
>>577897796I wouldn't like that. It's not his business
very good edition i love bunker gang
real faggot hours
>>577897519>>577897625Bubble screen Crt.... Bubble ass...
>>577897898Not a single gotefag has showed up this threadMath isn't mathing
mngmghh
They should make Tenna one of the people you can feed in the board 1 minigame
>>577897657everyone came and went to bed
>>577897978what about the ralsei butt guy
>when kris plays the mantle game, ralsei is coincidentally also playing a game off screen ???Ralsei mantle confirmed???
If only Tenna could see how much people love TV
>>577897657I haven't replied to a poll in months
>>577898103ralsei feet
>>577897906Tenna in those high waisted pants that accentuates his waist....
>>577897801You post like someone who was an IRL femboy and had experience dating femboy chasers
>I'm not horny so I can't join Tenna hornyposting in earnest and it's making me feel left outIt's not fucking fair...
>>577897897TENNA FALLING OVER IS MEGA SEX thank you for sharing anon>>577897906starts drooling
>>577898002like a smart spam, he used a toolBUT JUST THE SAME!
>>577898221women problems…
who's your fave and fav cuphead boss?
Vessel has the personality of (You) when you first played chapter 1Would you?
>>577898262i don't understand this i'm sorry anon
>>577898395yeah i’m not that different it’s pretty straightforward selfcest
>>577898395Would I kill it? Yes
>>577898330BattatBaroness Von Bon Bon
>>577898330OrySaltbaker, but that's like the favorite of everyone, so Wally Warbles if I want to be less honest
>>577898221There is no shortage of Tenna hornyposting hours please feel free to shoot over the thread monitor when the time comes
>>577898414esoteric protomen bit with tenna as wily pay me no mind
>>577898330I didn't play cuphead sorry nonnie
>>577898395Does vessel have penis or vagina?
Am I the only foid here who doesnt want to fuck tenna
>>577898542DOn't call him that
>>577898572yeahlike how im the only guy here that doesnt want to fuck ralsei
>>577898572no, hello
Am I the only moid here who doesnt want to fuck ralsei?
>>577898003It exists and it was cut content
>>577898530Ahhh ok I see.. I've been meaning to listen to that but I haven't gotten around to it. Carry on then
>>577898572Be my girlfriend I'm desperate
>>577898721hi desperate i’m Dadi’ll fuck you because no woman will
>>577898395Would I what?
>>577898330eramhilda berg
nonralsei fuckers fucking each other over their shared nonlove for ralsei
>>577898635I'll call them whatever I damn well feel like nonnie
I'm looking at pictures of feet and I don't even have a footfetish #staycurious
>>577898656I'm the only guy here who wants to friend Ralsei
>>577898395I was a youth at the time and rather annoying so likely no
>>577898572No. I like spamtenna but would only personally fuck spamton
I don't find Susie sexually attractive at all. And Dess is even worse. Mean girls aren't for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo6WjKw_gu4
>>577898710always wondered where this sprite was from.I wonder how much more Fat Tenna art there'd be if this was in the game...
>>577898710UNGHH EROTIC TENNA MOUTH OPEN
>>577898896i should say i wanted to fuck ralsei, but after chapter 4 ive felt nothing but murderous intent for him and thus its removed all lust from me
https://files.catbox.moe/ypwwqq.png
>>577898395when I first played chapter 1 I was rooting for susie to kill lancer (I was a genocidesfag I think)
PLEASE post pics where you can see Tenna's penis bones if you have any
>>577899092we've found the most evil poster boys
>>577899092that's some dedicated genocidesing, I can respect younger you for that
>>577899092Nuke inbound
>>577898656let's make a really gay baby that doesnt like anything for science>>577898664hi>>577898721you wouldnt like me as a person and I probably wouldnt like you sorry
>>577899067That's actually a hard find for me because I mostly save robot tenna bodies in my folders
Evil men can look hot, too
>>577898965Found the videohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=JLMcefiSZuM&t=44s
>>577899449>Toby scrapped this because he knew it would give the fatfags universe-destroying levels of power
When's the best time of day to post anchor art? I got a coupla doozies I want to post at the perfect time.
There is a piece of sovl forever out of Toby Fox's reach and it's his greatest shame: He never joined a Homestuck RP on Skype
>>577898572Why not? What's there not to love?
>>577899526I'm only ever here in the evenings so post it then
>>577899526Never post this late into the night unless you're seeing normal activity levels
>>577899508The Spamton giant fry anniversary scene (and unused AU where he ate a giant burger instead) was an apology for that
>>577899526This isn't the best time, but waiting until later would make it an even poorer time. Reckon best time would be a few hours ago.
>>577898710Imagine ground pounding his nose
>>577899526Something you could do is posting the thing twice for the sake of timezones, once now and then next thread/12-ish hours.
>>577899526maybe 5 hours before this time? Anchor posting is good right now if you don't want a whole lot of attention but still want to post your art.
>>577899594UNF I NEED SAUCE NOW!!!
>>577899681Fatal unless it's soft or cartoon physics apply
Filled out a ships tier list. The images chosen make it ugly and hard to read, but this is the only one that had ships I actually like on it. Ships I don't like excluded due to there being too damn many
good night my anonny-mouses :3
>>577899594not my type inside out or out hes a fine character though
>>577899874goodnight nonnie
Sometimes I look at old Berdly images and feel really emotional
>>577899727It's cuntboy Tenna. Not my cup of tea sadly but I love the body.https://x.com/you_tiao0409
>>577899801how do you hate kriselle but love soulelle, soulelle is literally the worst ship in the entire game
>>577899128The only ones I have are ASD's, if this is what you're talking about?https://files.catbox.moe/d1t99e.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ksewq5.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/vjlb69.png
How do we cleanse /utg/ and the utdr fandom of chuds?
>moidfoid terminology still in useIt's wingoid and dingoid
>>577900087forcefully tf them into noelle
>>577900126I still don't know which is supposed to be which
its not gonna stick anon
i wish i was a dingoid instead of a wingoid....
>>577900201Start dinging in yo butt twing
>>577899949What is your type and How do you like them drawn? (since I know a lot of people draw characters differently)
>>577900126no that sucks
>>577900312Well I tried wing and ding before but it wasnt enough STIMMIES for a (you). no one in this family appreciates anything I do in this house! typical dings
>>577899771I think it's soft>>577900065By penis bones I mean the lower abdomenI had seen those already but I guess they count, so thank you anywayThere is a very concerning lack of Tenna penis bones images out there
Its a doggy dog world
I like diddymoid and diddlyfoid
The dog to cat ratio of deltarune is fucked
>>577900552
>>577900552Ackchully, it's "dog eat dog", 'doggy dog' makes no sense at all if you think about it for even just a second
>>577900065Thread got me feeling like THIShttps://files.catbox.moe/kay6on.mp4
>>577897689Very flattered to see someone use my art in the thread
>>577900549Tenna penis bone pics are pretty underrated, we need more
>>577900713But...the heckin puppers...
Very pathetic, old grown-ass man kneeling on the floor
>>577899985I never felt chemistry between Kriselle or got the feeling that the characters especially liked one another. It's like normal route suselle tier disinterest for me where it feels like something the game expects you to care about but the emotions don't come. It doesn't help that I find normal route noelle boring and normal route kris difficult to read.I like weird route noelle a lot, and the weird route (and the changes/revelations it brings in noelle) is facilitated by the player. In many places it feels like she's cutting past Kris and talking directly to (You). Kris's body is involved in the lake skip, but their intentions entirely cease to matter - even if she notices their hands shaking, she's intent on carrying out the plan with (You). I don't really ship it in some fluffy or directly 'Noelle x Reader' manner, but it's interesting to explore that the changes Noelle is beginning to embrace in the weird route (For better or for worse.. well, probably for worse) were brought about by the player rather than by Kris, and I do think she is capable of distinguishing them now, even if she doesn't know exactly what's going on. Anyway, why do you think it's the worst ship? I'm confused
>>577900847Love it! Please keep it up, I would love to see more of your art. You draw Tenna's head shape so nice!!
>>577900298Girls and men that look like girls. jk. I think the problem is Tenna personality is generally unattractive to me as well as being usually depicted as very big and masculine and manly and i like svelte little twinks. Not that people dont draw tenna like that but its just not how i see him. Also his canon head is a very ugly shape and color to me.
>>577897054
>>577901171awesome now draw susie killing kris
>>577901171susie wouldn't do it
>>577901096>his canon head is a very ugly shape and color to meYOUR MOM AND YOU HAVE A VERY UGLY SHAPED HEAD AND COLOR!!
Chapter 7, Kris turns around to the camera and says "Gamer, give me your energy to defeat the Dastardly W.D Gasterly"
>>577901337You say that as if that isnt literally the climax of EarthBound
>>577901096I sort of meant: what character in Undertale/Deltarune do you like?I go either way for Tenna, I do prefer big nice chest or very cartoonish close to his actual in game self. He was actually pretty unappealing to me at first and his personality is actually what grew on me as I played over and over again. I do understand that he's not everyone's flavor of men. He is really annoying and pushy at least that is how I saw him at first. i still do>>577901336BE NICE!! People can have different opinions dummy!
>>577901509I got it from Paper Mario TTYD, actually.
Why did she say it like this?
>>577901085Oh my, thanks! Drawing TVs is my full time job so you're not gonna see a shortage of them from my part (but I do draw very slow so you're probably not gonna see them as often as you'd expect)
>>577901171>dude I am NOT living with having killed you you gotta kill me
i should go back and reread Susies dialouge with the context of her having already abandoned the light world in her mind. I am convinced that the second she is sure she can convince Noelle to stay in Castle Town, she'll look like a fucking maniac doing it
What if the pants were TOO tight?
>>577901669Do you have any more I can save for my folder? I really really really like it when drawanons share their personal Tenna art. I cherish them like you wouldn't believe!
>>577901336wrong me and my mom got matching make yourself rectangular kits and we're hot as fuck>>577901568im a botfag and mtt can be annoying and pushy too kek so i dont really know what it is exactly other than a general "eh" feeling because I have faves with traits like his and worse. favelove works in mysterious ways. I can see the appeal i just dont feel it
>>577901816how do you even get in this situationwhen pants feel tight to me they just wont fit, I dont try to force them in I just wash them and save it for when I can.
I think the tennafags are rubbing off on me, why am I thinking about tenna more often now
>>577901015nta but I kind of agree. You really have to do a lot of the heavy lifting in your mind's eye because kris is the way they are but they do care a lot for each other.I'm curious how 7b will handle the interplay of it. I do think the soul has taken priority over kris for her at this point, but I hope to see if there's a limit to that. I want to see her hesitate
i wish i had a penis so i can fuck tenna till he shuts down
>>577901816Saw the thumbnail as fat Tenna cow
>>577902010I saw someone on twitter fuck a CRTs hole and all i could wonder was how the hell they arent getting their dick mashed to pieces
>>577902027but that's what the full pic is, too?
>>577899907not bad not bad. i was just wondering where the chara posts were lately it was getting pretty dark there
>>577901871Um well, I have drawn a lot of TVs by now, so I wouldn't know how to share them all lolDo you have anything in specific that you like or are looking for?
>>577901939I think MTT and Tenna despite stemming from the same branch in entertainment they are fundamentally two different types of character. Tenna is Desperate, Fragile ego and Bubbly and MTT is confident, charismatic, and intensely egotistical but in a way where it doesn't seem too pathetic as Tenna. Also MTT has two designs for robot fuckers, His boxy shape and his super slim human like design. I personally like both design for MTT, I really enjoy robots.
Mewmew's prolapsed and carcinogenic butthole~
tennafags do you like mettatenna or whatever the ship is called? or do you prefer spamtenna
maddie im cumming
>>577902458I like Spamtenna more than Mettatenna, but what I really like is sub Tenna
>>577902458>Shipping TennaEwHe should be with me and only me because only I would care and give him all the attention he wants and I'd do my best to make him happy, MTT and Spamlard wouldn't treat him right
I wish to cuddle a skeleton.
>>577902205>Anything in specificI honestly couldn't pick out anything off the top of my head. Maybe some art of him in lounge wear or an apron if you have any of that!i would love if a zip of your art and catbox it if you wanna do that instead, no worries if you don't want to though. you can always share them via your replies!>>577901985>tennafags are rubbing off on meJoiiin usss, Say you LOVE TV! We're always looking for new members to come post with us.
Holy shit I love black knife - the IDF or something
>>577902705I… I love- n-no I can’t.. I have to resist…
The children following the pointed tail is justKris and The Girl listening to alphys's direction to go out and get chalk from the closetit's the start of the gamehell UNUSED is now most likely Noelle from the other version of the worldwith the yellow routethat is now UNUSED when the purple route is picked
>>577902458>tennafags do you like mettatennaI actually prefer mettatenna than spamtenna. I really like their dynamic and the small canonical interaction they have in game, it's really sweet and I love it a lot. Maybe it's because some spamtenna fans are too loud about it but i just don't feel the same about spamtenna despite 70% of tenna content including spamton. It's like you can't have one without the other. But mettatenna is alot sweeter and cute. Mettaton being a passionate lover and Tenna basking in the attention sounds like heaven! I don't agree with people's fraternization of spamton either. I really don't care what people do with art and who they ship what with but this is just my opinion, people can do whatever they want.
>watching video about earthbound>says the player being an entity is foreshadowed by paula's mom saying she has a guardian angel>player is an angeljesus christ it always leads back to earthbound
>>577902921Very good, anon... You have pleased the council.
I also like queentenna idk what the ship is called. It's good too but queen is too powerful for tenna, that art that comes out of it is funny. despite pic related being spamtenna related, tenna and queen interactions are always really funny to me.
Any fujos here who like bara?
>>577903346sometimes, said fave
>>577903346Me love me some good bara. Golden Kamuy Manga...
Hot take Tenna is only good when cuntboy because that means I get to rape him.
>>577902705>Maybe some art of him in lounge wear or an apron if you have any of that!Damn, the one thing I haven't really drawn and that's what you're looking for (I have an apron Tenna from last year, though I don't like it too much anymore so most I can share is a current WIP)https://files.catbox.moe/onpsbk.png>spoilerOh I'm very flattered and I would! Problem is I don't have a readily available zip because no one's really asked for my stuff before, but if you'd like, I could get one ready of the art I like most and some of my more recent work tooWould drop it sometime this week if you wouldn't mind waiting
>>577903284queentenna art can be so funny, yeah!
black man human tenna or white man human tenna
Anon doesn't know the secret technique of rewiring his insides to have him be a braindead fuck doll
Post plausible theories with evidence?
>>577903593How about canon Tenna?
>>577903572>catbox picnot that anon but UOGHH!!
>>577903593Neither, I don't care for human versions of characters at all. That's what makes them appealing, because they're MONSTERS.
>>577903284wait this is hetgem…
>>577903695>>577903727Right? Making Darkners human goes against the entire thing of them being objects n shiet. Why would you turn off their charm and cool designs like that?
>>577898934saw that on the whiteboard, so cute!!
>>577903636
does anyanon know who this artanon is their kris's are so good
>>577903593I typically see people draw human tenna black
>>577903075in Earthbound the player is the angelin Mother 3 the player is (possibly implied to be) the Dark Dragon
The difference between Tenna and Flowery is that Tenna has BPD and Flowery thinks he can solve his inferiority complex by being everything Asgore wantsproblem being that Asgore wants goat pussy and Flowery isnt a goat
>>577903849looks like its this artist?https://x.com/zhangderen_/status/2088336050695586280
>>577903901>in Mother 3 the player is (possibly implied to be) the Dark DragonI've never considered that, and honestly I'm not sure what evidence there is for it
>>577903849That’s an incredible kris. Androgynous icon right there
>>577903938i will cherish them forever
>>577903797Cute objectheads forever on top
>>577903346I played Tavern of Spear thinking the sex scenes were hot but I was definitely far removed from the target audience, lol
>>577897054couldn't sleep
>>577903976you name yourself in the temple at the start that depicts white and black dragons.Weak argument but given how the game ends with letting you imagine what the new world is like, it fitsThat said I also like the funnier theory that the dark dragon is the sleeping dragon in Mother 1's Magicant cave, thus making the entire series loop into itself
>>577903589Yes!! It's stupid and funny, like a really old uncle and a new tech aunt>>577903756i agree...I need more art of them to justify a separate folder.
>>577903978it's the perfect kris, i dont know how they do it
>>577904073wonderful !
What Jpop song would you pick for Deltarune's anime OP if you were Toby and wanted to sell out.
>>577903951I think this is true but eram is the dragon. If the real lostest girl was eram there would be something concrete. There are already like 4 people fighting for that spot
>>577904267cutie mew mew magic
>>577904317That's not J-POP
Have a wonderful day!
>>577904365more like j cup
>>577904365pink will sing a jpop cover if we can manage to give her a bath
Deltarune took so long to make that Spirit Circle is getting an anime adaptation
>>577904432Every time Pink bathes, the water turns BROWN and sometimes GREEN...........
>>577903919tl;dr the giver vs the receiver
>>577904491no it turns pink, green and brown are different humans
Resisting urge to give Kris tits
I just got called a good boy by Vriska on the whiteboard..It's too real anons..
>>577903572>I don't like it too much anymoreUGHHH HOW!! THE ART IS AWESOME!! It's so sex, I'll definitely be posting these in the thread here and there..>Would drop it sometime this week if you wouldn't mind waitingI'll be camping this general waiting for the Tennanon art drop like it's a new game midnight release outside of a retail store.
>>577904531There's no brown flower.
>>577904309I could see it where Eram was a dragon blazers boss darkner made in the shelter with the 4 kids and it took Dess's soulI hope the real hidden dragon villain is Suzy though (not Susie) . a jealous goner trying to re-insert themselves into the story. I just think that'd be so fucking cool
>>577904026Exactly.
>>577904587yes. there. is.
>>577904587explain?https://files.catbox.moe/zfoqor.mp4
>>577904267An original OP using Deltarune's leitmotifsNone of the animes I've watched just use random ass songs they didn't make as their OP
https://voca.ro/1itrjWtaND3oQueen hears some bullshit like this from the world beyond the firewall and immediately decides>Hmmmm>You Know What Noelle Sweetie>Maybe This Wall Is For The Best>In Fact It Needs to Be Taller>Like Hundreds of Pixels Taller>Alright Everyone Go Do That Now>We'll Be Going On And Reading>Encyclopedias
>>577904589well, if you name yourself suzy, I don't think you'll be disappointed. But forget about it
I gotta go, thanks for Tennaposting with me!
>>577904116this is what Susie's dragon blazers counterpart looks like btw
>>577904931alphys
All these Tenna art dumps and i've never seen his feet....oh i'm mad...
>>577904914Bye bye! Thank you for appreciating this wonderful man with me and everyone else
>>577904267Kris would pick Black Hearts and Dollar Signs and if you tried to press them they'd pretend it was never used in an anime beforehttps://youtu.be/cLzGOyeu6cc
>>577905068check ~2 threads ago >>577858764
Lately I've been spending the majority of my days sleeping because I get to hug my pillow that I pretend is Kris and it makes me feel happy, I wish Kris was with me all the time, that'd make me the happiest anon in the world.
I love fave feet
>>577905068Not many of us in here or outside of here are into feetHOWEVER, you're lucky that I have something you might like
>>577905476He has feline feet, dafuq...I'll still take it!
>>577905476Have this one too, I guessI'm unsure if this is to your liking
post your personal favorite UTDR cover/remixhttps://youtu.be/k3WBUkB_3bo
Susie would pick the one song from 30 seconds to Mars. You know the one (Her only playlist is her Likes section on Youtube)Noelle would suggest a Mili song, I think "from a Place of Love" ('It's like if SCP foundation was Dragon Blazers!')Ralsei would try to get Kris to play a piano rendition of Heartache (He doesn't know what J-pop is)
>>577905328two possibilities:>Over-exertion>Vitamin deficiencies>Depressionif you got a lot on your mind and to do, that's fine.but fatigue is a common symptom of vitamin B insufficience and if you suffer under memory issues and emotional flatness, you might suffer from point #3
>"two possibilities">names threeyou get 50% more advice for your money.
>>577905793no you fool one of them is a lie you would not survive the labyrinth
>>577905726I suffer from 2 and 3, I just don't have it in me to make food with vitamin B its too tiring to have anything but cereal. I could die and as long as I was with Kris it'd be okay... I might eventually haha, who knows.
>>577905927Also here's another Kris I like I forgot to send it before for some reason
>>577905927when you actually start taking care of yourself this feeling gets heavily muted. And yes you do have to try to take yourself. Everyone does, it's difficult. You just remember exactly how difficult it is when you're depressed.
anyone here going to do 7b first? Definitely a risk to potentially not understand stuff but damn what a way to go in blind
Recent depictions of Alphys in fanart have been Pissing me off...
>>577906162I might try but when I played I got the impression that moving forward in chapter 5 Requires the completion of 7b instead of the other way around. Like you have to do an aborted weird route and that's how you get to 7b, and having save data for 7b is how you get to the rest of the weird route.
>>577906218know we stand together
>>577906162My Save1 is Weird. I'm punching Noelle's decaying corpse tummy and minging that shit first thing 7b.
good morning chat, how are you doing today?
the human the monsterthe pingas from the dark
>>577906162depends on how chapter 6 goes. I feel like up to this point the weird route has always been intended to be done with knowledge of the first playthrough. That might change later but I doubt it
>>577906130It's just too difficult anon, I've been trying to learn to scribble so I don't have amy energy left for tasks beyond maybe brushing teeth either. It's a miracle I've even been managing to eat enough calories recently. Sleeping is very relaxing and when I close my eyes and imagine that Kris is right there, snuggled up against me, it just makes me not wanna move. I've managed to fall asleep without my phone a couple times too because Kris just makes me feel so safe and relaxed.
Assuming Flowey experiences sexual desire I assume he'd relate to my joy of hearing the prey's muffled screams from inside a belly or other chamber
>>577906881what about inside pinks pink
>>577906881
>>577906162If ch6 does nothing to save the story, probably
>>577906218My brother
>>577907061If you ever accused it of him outright it'd feel like how we feel when we get told "pause" and he'd immediately go murderous
>>577899539the baby is you is close enough
>>577906881flowey's only sexual desire is to have insects crawl into his facial orifices
>>577907487your best nightmare before christmas
>>577906632hello ralyfren
>>577906632Goat morning!I'm doing well and feeling very positive today.
Catty says offhandedly that her mama gave her and her sister that "BBW charm" just for Catti to stare daggers into the back of her head for even describing her that way—Catti doesn't tend to think about her figure often despite being the most objectively well-endowed of her class; after all, what good has it done her
>>577907591>>577907784hello hello, glad to hear :D
Noelle masturbating with the soul
>>577903636Gaster and the Forgotten Man are exesTheir child is Susie. She was abandoned as an egg.Gaster is a dragon/skeleton and FM is a Human Magician (paralleling Gerson's lore drop in the 10th anniversary stream), Susie is Half Human.Spamtenna parallels all this, with their pipis being a daughter, being called a "clam" to connect to clam girl, Susie is an anagram of Issue which also means offspring and would be an issue because Spamton the the FM Divorced.
fucking idiots
>>577908435I do not understand why the glaggles are scary but sure fuck it
>>577908435what brainrot slop thing would ralsei be
Would you rather be locked in a room with a Ralsei fan, a Susie fan or a Noelle fan?
>>577909207Noelle fan because they're easier to rape
>>577906881when he was talking about the things he did with his resets he definitely left out all the sex stuff
>>577908435>>577908579Does anyone with any real brain functions beyond "yay mommy give me ipad i watch my youtube shorts" really think these things are funny or worth caring about in any capacity
>>5779092716 foot 7 the tung tung man
>>577909271i find the shitty gen alpha brainrot slop funny in a "this is so immensely retarded it loops around to being humorous" way
>>577908819hed be the sicks seven only because susie and kris told him to
>>577909271I find the idea of taking some AI gen'd bullshit and running with it as a bit slightly humorous but in practice it seems mostly annoying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quP2Gs9oMAo
>>577909397I think for me, the problem might just be that I hate teenagers and children and the things they find funny these days, like I've finally gotten to that point in my life....well, I say that, but I think I've been at that point for a great many years now.Either way le heckin' tungtung sicks-sevennn glaggleboy shit is about as funny to me as the average Garfield strip and I fail to see any kind of appeal
>>577909207Doefag because 50/50 we could hit off a good brainstorming session.
Why did Deltarune abandon Undertale's puzzle battles? I liked that you had to use different ACTs in order to spare an enemy.
Susie's favorite song? You Give Love a Bad Name
>>577910665Kris flirts for you
>>577909271I don't find it personally funny but when I was 13 MLG shit and Shrek raping young boys was the funniest shit in the world so I can pretty readily see why kids find this sorta stuff funny.I just wish it wasnt All owned by ROBLOX which only exists because it takes like a 95% cut off of the profits of creative children.I think every little kid needs to grow up with Gmod
>>577910757gunery the gun...
come up with new deltarune darkner elements>ingameElec/HolyDark/StarPuppet/CatThunder/LightDeath/ScytheRudeRedIceJewel Heart Order Rabbit Dust Fight Mouse Puzz Blade Chaos Virus Color Music Copy Frog Water Luck Fire WindSpiritSteelSmellMagicPlantBug EarthAnimal?>4chan-madeLogicRemedy (drugs and healing)???? (Missing No.)Jump/BounceTomb? (Petrification and revival-related spells)Lick (tongue,spit, and mouth)Cool (Jockington)DogClean/Pure (Opposite of Dust)Gun (Guns and Missles)Lie/Rumor/Myth/LegendSportMemoryPartyHopes/DreamsFossil
>>577910663from the thumbnail I thought his legs were a fat belly
Deltarune Sburb theory only grows stronger with time (because its unfalsifiable like a dream theory)
>>577910665Deltarune has three party members. Adapting Undertale's systems directly to that new party structure would be a challenge Deltarune is also a much longer game than Undertale, so I think it made sense to simplify ACTs by designing them around timing-based or other mechanical challenges in order to make sure that a player doesn't repeatedly feel their pace slow down as they try to work out how to solve various puzzle battles
>>577910925Spores and Mushrooms
>>577902919Woah, did not expect to suddenly see my Aqua (bottom left) posted here. Kinda a jumpscare!Also, that Kris has a great imagination. I wish I was covered in Aqua...
>>577911185(Deltatraveler managed to do it just fine)(even played with the mechanics a bit in the genocide route by having Susie and Noelle Disobey)https://youtu.be/L8y2LImK6No?si=pEUcgCqdtv2MPrRt
>>577898104No, Susie was watching him the whole time and she mentions a "falling arrow part" that doesn't exist in Mantle, plus she would obviously mention it if he fought HERO_SWORD. It's probably meant to draw a parallel between Ralsei and John Mantle, but Ralsei isn't John Mantle himself.
>None of you ever blamed me.Kids are shitty. Emotional. And cruel. Having a cop dad is the closest a child can get to a real life super hero. Could be only one reason for the kids to be sensible-They know. Kris and Asriel know for certain what happened that day. And day in, day out they had to listen to Asgore obsess over and talk about how he's going to kill those responsible, while staying silent.
>>577911113wrow
>>577910835>MLG shit and Shrek raping young boys was the funniest shit in the worldThe difference is that that shit was actually funny, same goes for the Lenny face, that "show me the booty" song and all the old Gmod videos where TF2/L4D models would slide across the ground with that one specific concrete noise and yell sentence-mixed swears at each other. Not all of it holds up these days, but a great majority of it is still funnier than whatever garbage you see kids defending with their lives as TOTALLY being funny these days, and a lot of it had to have a crux to its humor and something to riff on (like people's unironic noscope comps) besides haha-guys-tung-tung-it's-me-smileyball. So much of it just feels vapid and empty these days, and that's when the stuff from back then was already retarded enough.>I think every little kid needs to grow up with GmodTrue 'nuff
>>577911261>deltatraveler
>>577911284Asriel deciding that he's going to be the first monster undergrad in an all human college specifically because if Asgore ever finds out Asriel has any knowledge at all of what happens his horns are going out through his mouth
>>577911185I don't think it would be very hard to adapt, would it? The fight against Clover in Chapter 1 was very Undertale.
>>577911483>>577911185>>577910665undertale is in first-person view and doesnt require any animations for each ACT
>>577901785>her having already abandoned the light world in her mind.>Kris, I told ya. No more adventures at school today.>Kris, no more adventures. Time for real life.
>>577911441nta but for as horrible as deltatraveler was from every single other angle, the gameplay was actually its best element. Controls were good, fights were well programmed with some interesting attacks, and acts were actually fairly unique (the blue blue cultists will actually paint their sprite blue in an act, and you can use acts to help kill an enemy with stunning the bats in the cave). There's even a cool detail where in hardmode where you're playing as Frisk you are specifically programmed to be able to do the genocide dance while you cant while controlling Kris.
>>577911649Where do you think that "Real Life" is taking place in Susies mind?I'll tell you, it's the Bunker. Susie thinks Dark Worlds are how you make real progress and she totally only sees dark worlds in her future. She says it to Gerson, too. She doesn't want the story to end, ever.
>>577911483Sure, the game could do that if it wanted toI think the role that puzzle battles would have filled (creating moments of friction between setpieces/narrative moments) is usually being filled by overworld puzzles in DR. That's probably for the sake of variety since the average battle is filling the role of short, fun mechanical challenges instead
having a fart fetish but hating femboy ralsei is so fucking annoying actually WHY IS THIS LIKE 80% OF THE FART PORN SASSY DOM FEMBOY RALSEI
>>577911993what about pink shes very popular here
>>577911697>for as horrible as deltatraveler was from every single other anglehow's the music? I like this track but it's the only one I knowhttps://youtu.be/kCCac6kBAIU
>>577897054I made a shitpost Burgerpants/Icecream Guy fichttps://pastebin.com/J3uBLek5
>>577911993I have the same problem but with Susie, like most of the fart stuff she gets is OOC Chapter 1 one-dimensional mean girl Susie with no nuance, pisses me off, that cropped one an anon posted a while back is one of the only good ones>>577912037She gets some good stuff here and there but not a lot
>>577912064This is the standout track as far as I rememberhttps://youtu.be/HHsQJnm9p9Q
>>577911890>Where do you think that "Real Life" is taking place in Susies mind?At the festival because she says it when it's time for you to go to the festival
>>577910665
kiss
>>577912186yeah and with femboy ralsei theres all this art of him interrupting suselle and romantic moments and ngl sorry to get woke about deltarune fart porn but that shit comes across as lesbophobic
>>577912338>vestigial>when failing to recruit a single enemy makes the goner rudinn go "MAYBE YOU DONT LOVE THIS TOWN ALL THAT MUCH MAYBE YOU FUCKING HATE ME AND WANT ME TO KILL MYSELF MAYBE ILL STAB YOU AND THEN MYSELF"
>>577911284no thanks Mr. Anon I've had enough Omori for a lifetime
>>577912498I can't say I've seen a lot of that, just that one artist who gets really weird about Noelle getting farted on no matter who's doing it
Does Kris deserve love?Does Kris deserve happyness?
>>577912591>that one artist who gets really weird about Noelle getting farted onThe way this made me laugh at 2 in the fucking morning
Incredible how much 4rd Sanctuary sucks ass compared to the other sanctuaries
>>577912498>ngl sorry to get woke about deltarune fart pornNo I’m enjoying this you’re improving my opinion of fart fetishists
>>577905328>Lately I've been spending the majority of my days sleeping because I get to hug my pillow that I pretend is Kris/utg/ getting a bit too personal
do we still say wobblemeat around these parts?
>>577897053not into the eyelashes but he is kinda hotis there porn of that thing?
I don't think Toby will ever answer why Kris is the only human in a presumably Northeast American town because likemonsters have to have been segregated, right? right? how the fuck else does this work?(yes I know the world is fake even in the context of Deltarune)
>>577912792Kris isn't even a real human
I dont have hope in Deltarune
>>577912560AND HERE COMES TOBY FOX WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
>>577912732Is it really that weird to hug your pillow and pretend it's Kris? There's a guy who's mad at Ralsei femboy fart porn
>>577912779Anon that's Alex Yiik's final form, he became an alpaca angel man because his best friend forced himself on his sister and he got so mad he became an asteroid intent on killing every version of said friend in every universeI spoiled the plot because you shouldnt play the game and there is no art
>Up on the stage, Burgerpants' heart beat rapidly. He just knew Pizzarina would show up soon, he just knew it! But she WASN'T THERE YET and his sweat started making puddles on the stage floor as everyone in town stared at him. Then, finally... up comes.... NICECREAM GUY? It couldn't be... Pizzarina... wasn't a boy... but the stage! The song! The music! Time to play with a wingman. Pizzapants and Nicecream Guy, with Pizzarina's music! A perfect performance of A Flat.>After the harrowing performance, Burgerpants and Nicecream Guy walk off stage, and Burgerpants thanks his coworker for the assist. In the bushes, though, the SOUL inside Kris makes a move! It explodes right out of their chest, flying directly at Burgerpants. Susie and Noelle stare at each other in utter shock. Just as Burgerpants begins to speak, the SOUL smacks him in the face, knocking him over on the ground. Kris lunges after SOUL like an infected hunter, chasing it through the front door of the Holiday's home.>Meanwhile, Burgerpants is on the ground completely dazed, with a SOUL-shaped bruise already formed on his face. "PIZZARINA... SAVE MEEeeeE...." he manages in a daze.
>FALLING TO PIECES >STILL WITHOUT A PLAN>YET THE EVERY-DAILY>HOPE THAT POWERED THE FLOWER MAN>WOULD NEVER COWER OFF OF IT'S PATH>EVEN IF BROKEN I AM MORE THAN GLASS>so he lived the--
>>577912964this is an ugly fucking guy
>>577912946Not at all. I do it too...
>>577912998>Nicecream guy kneels over at Burgerpants' side, placing a soft paw on his shoulder and lifting his head off the ground. "Oh, oh no... my pepperoni boy ..." He recoils at his mistake, after a moment. That's what he would text to Burgerpants as Pizzarina! But he was planning on coming clean anyways. He begins, "Burgerpants, there never was...">Burgerpants opens his eyes and connects the two's gazes. His Pizzarina... his rescuer, his girlfriend, all in one. In a moment of determination-granted clarity, he understands the situation entirely, and all that he can feel right in that moment is a calming, deepened thumping in his heart. Nicecream Guy's soft ears, his towering size and the support of his hands on his... Burgerpants understands. He says, "Hey... hey, don't be so sad. Pizz- I mean, Nicecream Guy, I sort of... thought something may have been up. The way you were looking at me yesterday, at work, how you kept on checking your phone everytime I texted my Pizzarina...">The bunny boy sighs heavily, the lie exposed. "I suppose you must hate me now..." he says, as tears well up in his delicate eyes. In that moment though, Burgerpants' face contorts into a cuboid, warm, happy smile. Filled with understanding. "Nicecream guy, Pizzarina, I don't care either way. I... think..." >At that moment, the SOUL pops out of the front door of the Holiday household with a hockey-stick armed Kris chasing after it. An untimely strike to the SOUL knocks it in half and the game over screen appears
>>577912892Me neither tee bee aych.
>>577913092The bed sheets are warm after they're thrown off the birdcagethat means we canonically radiate heat and we warmed up Kris :)
>>577912964I guess no one played the game to see that final formbut you're right there's no art of alex in general... just this one which is hot enough but that's besides the point!
>>577913092Is it... really bad for me to talk about it then...?
>>577912507What do you think vestigial means? Also Bludinn says Castle Town treasures you no matter what you do.
*grabs pen*I now know what must be done.
>>577913103The good ending
>>577912709there is a limit on how many times you can remix a song.
>>577912792well, if all ends with "It's a simulation" there you go your answers for 90% of the mysteries of the game.
>>577912709Well yeah, it's basically a shitpost
>human dess wore the antlered headband to fit in her reindeer family>but dess hates Christmas, main thing of her reindeer family, and rejects Christmas stuff in her room, so why would she want to become Christmas animal>BUT she has northern light from arctic circle colored stuff in her room, which is 100% reindeer codedCould dess be a arctic fox?imagine if dess's room was next to lake and connected to it with some pool and then it was revealed that dess was a seal, it would have been hilarious.also tie in lake dark world and onion san.
Different descriptions per chapter for Kris' ACT in the "Power" menu Mostly just the same idea re-phrased
Don't think too hard about world building and such, it's not important
>>577912749many people are saying this!!!
>>577914025Its starting to get a little ridiculous that Kris doesn't see ACT-ing as basically Magic considering it's more powerful than anything Susie and Ralsei can do, AND its just about the real control Kris has in the Dark World. But i guess since it isn't literally a fireball they gotta whine about it
>>577914241magic is something monsters have, kris is humanhumans dont get to have magic
/utg/ - coping general for what did it go wrong in deltarune
>>577914241Kris is salty that all they can do is fill up the stupid mercy bar. They want to do some freaking DAMAGEMake sure to pick up a BlackShard for the sake of your Kris' enrichment
>>577913887Leopard seal Dess would go hard
Yikes, the Deltarune fandom has a racism problem
>>577913275must have been the wind.
>>577914891those dreads just don't look goodit's simplethey themselves didn't vote dreads lmao
>>577914426Holy shit imagine the twist. A south pole animal not feeling connected to her north pole family. Private pool in room would have made her look spoiled but then it would have been revealed that it's connected to lake and holiday manor would have been next to lake. Water connection for depths. Also makes lake scene more dramatic since seal dess could have opened and explored lake dw way easier than Kris and noelle in ch 5 wr. Too bad ch 3 silhouette is too human like and not more ambiguous.Maybe she could be a leopard seal the same way noelle is a reindeer girl despite looking too short and having a flat face from whooville?This just makes me appreciate art than incorporates wild animal given human traits more and how nature is best designer. Reindeer are such beautiful creatures. I saw some huge reindeer dess and small asriel fanart (all goat breeds are smaller than reindeer) and I loved it.
>>577915021>I saw some huge reindeer dess and small asriel fanart (all goat breeds are smaller than reindeer) and I loved it.poast please
>>577914891I can very easily imagine Kris as Ralsei as black kids but Susie is a lot harder. She's very much the outcast rebellious teen and in pop culture that archetype is pretty much exclusively white girls who act out and act tough
>>577915184here is my crack theorytranny susie
>>577915265is it really a crack theory if thats what all the porn is
>>577915151Lost it. Dess was had thick strong arms and had a shorter snout which still isn't realistic reindeer given human traits, but it was nice.It was dess and asriel playing Vidya discussing college plans before dess disappeared.
>>577915291its a crack theory because susie would be incredibly dysphoric and refuse to ever use her dick (noelle forces her to and this causes them to break up because she's a crazy foid) (repeating her abuse of kris)
I wish 4chins mobile had themes *beleaguered sigh*
This is such a silly theory, but it would make sense if Carol were the Carol from Undertale and she were involved in this whole simulation thing, and she’d turned her life around for the better. I mean, in Undertale, who was Carol? Just an ordinary citizen of Snowdin? And now, here, she’s the mayor.
>>577914891Shitter be like: If you don't want to guzzle a black cock every day, then you are racist and homophobic
>>577915403american go 2 minutes without mentioning black penis challenge
What if tobysoft made another version of deltarune that had exclusive content and people could link both versions together to trade things like items and special darkners?
Spamton is the prince from the dark btw
>>577915403>sucking cock out of NOWHERE projectionbro…
What if Dess is a robot?
>>577914891OH Y-Y-YIKES! THAT ONE WAS WORSE WHEN THEN LISTENING TO PEOPLE DEBATE MY GENDER, MUAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
>>577915390I wonder when Carol became the mayor anyway. It'd be interesting if it was only post-Dessapearance.
>has red horn headband>gets referred to as "Lucifer"what is tony cooking?
I want deltarune to be complete and know what Toby wanted to show us
>>577915954im scared.. they need to be protected...
>>577915390>leave universe where your husband dies >go to universe where your husband dies and both daughters disappear
From Now On is my favorite track in Deltarune I listen to it every dayI hate chapter 5 because it didn't stick with From Now On as the main battle theme
>>577916327>is called from now on>isn't used from now on
Fromer nower oner in chapter 6
>>577916376It was always just the Chapter 4 battle themeThe majority of it was the Dark Sanctuary leitmotif and it was named "ch4_battle" in the files
>And so wept the fallen star, making rivers with its tears.>Then, slowly, from the bitter water, something grew.>It looked like glass.
my favorite chapter is still ch3 because i spent all night playing it and it was so comfy, even the mantle gameand then the knight shows up and everything is fucked, it's great
>>577915954well from a surface level analysis, Kris is the vessel for a Fallen Angel. The story very heavily hints to dark worlds being an unreality that goes deeper and down, to hell, whereas reality and heaven, where the angel is from are above even the light world. Another "Toby who didnt think of that" moment but you could use the top down perspective of Deltarune as further evidence that we are above the characters physically.
>>577914891>cute Touhou reference in keeping with the entire chapter being one big Japan reference>the original classic, the one we've had almost 8 years now to get used to, can't complain about it>neat little reference to her original concept art that also suits her pretty well even nowAnd yet, somehow, most people liking them over the dreads = big heckin' yikeserino?
>>577916835Dreads are objectively the worst black hairstyle especially as they’re the result of not cleaning and taking care of your hair. It does make sense for Susie not caring for herself but this was the result of hair styling. Blacksie with braids/cornrows would be way better.
Why didn't Ralsei ever say anything about finishing off the Knight, the way he did in the battle against the Titan?
I want to be sandwiched...
>>577916602>Another "Toby who didnt think of that" moment but you could use the top down perspective of Deltarune as further evidence that we are above the characters physically.Toby 100% thought of that. The Angel is literally above the Lightners in the Delta Rune. The Angel is repeatedly said to be "watching over all of us," because that's your perspective on the world. It's why Spamton's depiction of "Heaven" is just a blue sky and Toby even made a song called Skies Forever Blue all about a game character's perception of the player.
Does the player being diegetic (the person behind the crt in weird route ch5) means that (you) will not be addressed and be relevant?
>>577917103The player is Kris, retard
Every night and every mornSome to misery are born.Every morn and every night,Some are born to sweet delight.Some are born to sweet delight,Some are born to endless night.
Shitty crack theory, but Chapter 6 won't interrupt the pacing because Chapter 7 is gonna be a major runback through all the dark worlds, and thats why most of the work for 7B is done already. They're going to be 2 vastly different routes. Chapter 7A will have the Feather, and Chapter 7B will have a Noelle with Snowgrave. Both using the same areas, but both having a different tone and pacing. The goal in 7A will be to close all the dark worlds and eventually end up in the depths, 7B will start at the depths, Noelle will get hard cucked by a roadblock, and her only solution will be to become stronger by freezing everything in every Dark World. (It was repeating the only thing it knew)
>>577917103If there was supposed to be a character behind the CRT screen then I would expect a shadow cast over the screen or something similar to indicate that we zoomed out to that character's perspective. The CRT screen probably represents something else.
Had Chara been made aware of how truly fungible their multiverse was even beyond their final decision to destroy it I'm confident they wouldn't have had a better reaction than Owlman did—at best a half-hearted cope:>Irrelevant.>Strength across all worlds is the responsibility of my alternates.>The power is this world is my own.
>>577917148Kris wouldn't play a game where you look like a human tho.So the player is Dess.
>>577917103That would suck because I, nor anyone, is not dess and dess has so much baggage with her personality. Chara actually works because all they represent is player going away from their people into world of fantasy and then raising their numbers. That's all Chara needs to be.But I still dislike Chara because it kinda confuses who player is, do they play as Chara or are they diagetic.I like diagetic player because it puts all bad and good choices onto the real life people. Dess player/dessoul puts a wall between.Player in real life controls Kris the video game character and they don't like that
>>577917316Owl Man was already a nihilist, so realizing that even he didn't matter only proved his point. To himself anyway.
>>577917342You pot of marigolds, Kris being the player doesn't mean he's playing Deltarune, it means that you, the player, insert as Kris during gameplay, just as you insert as Cloud or Master Chief or fucking Martin Walker.
>>577917182I think 7 and 7b will probably have completely different settings since if they could reuse any assets between them then Toby wouldn't say that they haven't started on 7 at all yet. I think 7b will be a glitchy, out-of-bounds version of Hometown, either replicated inside the depths or superimposed on Hometown itself, making Noelle's speech about leaving town ironic in hindsight.
>>577917103Moon rpg remix does it better because it shows from start that we are a child in universe playing the game.it would be an asspull in deltarune because it wasn't set up.
>>577917462Why am I able to move around and interact with Kris as a separate person when they yank me out
>>577917052Exactly, people aren't voting for the dreads because they fucking suck
>>577917595Why do characters move without your input in cutscenes?
>>577917392>it kinda confuses who player isI think Toby likes that. And something similar to undertale will happen again.
why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqzVHpHxCzoFlowery Inside Me...
>>577917638But they’re not cutscenes, it’s active gameplay in which Kris reacts to my interaction with them
>>577917663the vaguepost KING
>>577915374Noelle horny dumping all her cock fantasies about Susie messaging her at 3 am with dozens of eggplant emojis and copypasta BDC (Big Dino Cock) fetish material and Susie watching in horror and hyperventilating when she wakes up and reads it all
sex with GOATS
>>577917498I think the second Noelle realizes that she can't actually leave hometown is the second she loses all humanity and starts wanting to destroy the place. Not even that it's all not real, I think she could get over that, but knowing that there isn't actually anything but the life she was given would send her spiraling to hell
rise and grind gotechads
>>577917713>But they're not cutscenes, it's interactive gameplay where the characters react to my button pressesFace it kiddo, Kris is you, and Deltarune does what TellTale did 10 years ago.
>>577917849>>577917924i want asriel and ralsei to cuddle me in bed and then they start to get horny and start kissing and licking me and start jerking my cock off and then they pin me down and fuck my ass and face
Generationally bad bait
>>577918051TF is bait about Susie's BDC?
>>577917945>completely avoiding addressing the content of my post I accept your concession
>>577918150>BDCbig dragon cock?
>>577918193He's jerkin' your chain, anon.
>>577918150>>577917751susie's penis has shrunk due to years of refusing to masturbate on hrt and noelle will be furious once she finds out
>>577917065strange boys
>>577917924i confess that i am horny for goats
>>577918251I’m bored on the train, I’ll take any stimmies I can get
>>577918193It was addressed. I provided a counterexample which proved that just because you can press buttons during a cutscene, doesn't make it so that you're not meant to insert as the player character.
Talking about dessoul, if it were true, then Kris would want to be controlled by player in a "someone else start living my life" wayhttps://youtu.be/HZ3iOgPR5qEAnd dessoul would be the one resist us.
>>577917638that would be the little demons inside the computer controlling all the charactersthat's the truth behind the video games
>>577918258Her penis shrunk from 1 foot long to 9 inches long. Susie still cries at night it's way too big
>>577918559nah it'd actually shrink to like 3-4 inches believe it or not
>>577918468Seems like the only difference between gameplay and a cutscene is your delusional desperation to be correct
"Name the fallen human" works since it's asking you to name who you presume to be the player character and then you find out you just named a different character later. In both cases, you're still naming an in-universe character."Name the vessel." "And what about its creator?" would be fucking retarded if it turned out the creator you named isn't you, the person who just created the vessel, but an in-universe character. Imagine if Earthbound asked you for your name separately from the player character's name, and then during the Giygas fight, some guy with your name walks out and says, "Don't worry, Paula, I've got this" and shoots Giygas dead.
>>577918604there are people that think 4 inches is tiny and i know for a fact theyve never actually had sex because that shit slots right in
>>577918694i was just being realistic about the shrinkage anon
>>577918694Are you the 4 inched seth anon
Please 15th september come fast... we need new stimmies
>>577917316i wish i knew anything about owl man to truly appreciate these posts of yours
>>577918645You could argue the vessel's creator is technically Gaster because you just put the pieces he built togetherI do not think for even a millisecond that "you were actually choosing Gaster's name" would ever EVER happen but it's something you could argue for under technicality
>>577918258>susie's penis has shrunk due to years of refusing to masturbate on hrtI just learned a new penis fact
>>577918816What happens then
>>577918823Oh, my name? It's WCockfag D. Gaster.
Is penis shrinkage really undertale/deltarune related?
>>577918876Toby will put out another vagueposting status update about Chapter 6 and reveal a vague unrevealing sprite of a Floradinn drinking eggnog from Castle Town and people will say it debunks Dess being the knight somehow
>>577918939it's literally story-integral
>>577918835you're welcome>>577918939why do you think gaster asked about your vessel's penis size?
>>577918621A cutscene is whatever tf devs wanna call a cutscene, and sometimes they're interactive. Whenever Kris (and Susie) jump into the Closet Dark World, that's a cutscene. Shit where it's a movie with quicktime events? That's also a cutscene.
>>577919097And yet none of the scenes with the soul outside of Kris are labeled as a cutscene. Curious!
>>577918939>>577918998
The vessel is Dess and its creator (mother) is Carol, you tried to name Dess and Carol but your choices were discarded and they picked their own names, this is why Dess and Carol don't get reactions in the naming screen
>>577918939In chaper 6 there will be a special castle town interaction you can turn on your webcan and Pink reacts do your cock size
>>577919245pink needs to be kept away from castle town or she'll make it smell gross
>>577918939I WAS IN THE POOL
>>577919245Which size will unlock the cock trophy?
>>577919396You have to have a vagina for the cock trophy, ironically
>>5779193966.7 inches exactly
>>577919305The one closed because of AIDS?
Cyan flower sexo
>>577919593no the fucking seinfeld reference you encyclopedia dramaticatard
DROWN THE CAGE
>>577919701god you're something awful. it's habbo hotel
>>577919701>>577919798uuuuuuuuuu you guys suck at the reference game
>>577919798i know where it came fromyou were not there for the habbo hotel raids, none of us wereyou learned of the pool's closed meme from encyclopedia dramatica
Deltarune is almost 8 years old, too old for some of the posters here.
SEX with GOAT
>>577919865>SHUT UP>>577919949@ me when it's a perky JK doing track-and-field
>>577918258Susie is poor and neglected and never got access to hrt and still lives with her drunkard white trash republican mom who calls her Sam
>>577920130luckshit susie
>>577918258Is that how that works? That sounds counterintuitive
>>577920189Please post whimpering Kris standalone. He molests me in the feels
how bout dat faves face wen dey saw dat gyatt
>>577920292
>>577920276*She
>>577920275seems pretty intuitive to meuse it or lose it
Give me a list of every they/them in Deltarune
>>577920276>>577920425**It
>>577920537Jackie Chan
>>577920434>use it or lose itFunny how lamarckian inheritance theory tried to explain evolution but explained cock shrinkage
>>577920189I thought this looked familiar
>just noticed actual signs of baldness Deltarunes for this feel?
>>577920862Asriel freaking out looking at his receding hairline in the mirror knowing his twink days are done
>>577920862
Only six or seven months until Deltarune's Leder monologue
SEX with MULTIPLE goats
>>577920990
soogie
why do they call it the rest room im fighting for my life in here
>>577904138I've got 90 pics in my queentenna folder if you're looking for handouts! (though, some are platonic)
i wish i could draw...
>>577901992late as fuuuck but i agree with what you said and i also want to see her hesitate/if there will be a limit to soul priority
*draws your pregnant* HA! Gottem!
heres my new papyrusknight evidence what do u guys think? dess knight doesnt seem that plausible anymorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G70xwA8PKto
>>577902458I like mostly all tenna ships and prefer the ones that highlight tennas cuteness most. For this reason spamtenna slightly edges out mettatenna as it is easier to characterize spamton as a pushy seme but i like some mettatenna too and there is also some dogshit spamtenna out there. Neither are my favorite
>>577896853Hooman!
>>577920862Nigga just spam minoxidil or whatever
>>577903593He is best as a TV but i have seen more black man human tennas i like than white man human tennas. But he should be a tv and not a human man. But the white man human tenna crowd must step up their game if they want to be taken seriously in this competition.
It’s fat cat uuuh whatever day it is today
i've still got a good hairline and no bald patches but every time i check there's more and more gays.
Catti breast milk used to make cheese
>>577922605what does it make now?
Catti piss used to make
i kinda feel bad for giving tenna away now because that means queentenna is no more in castletown..................
>>577922725Its ok, in my game they're sharing a room and still not fucking interacting. I've accepted queentenna's domain is the fanart realm
Would Aqua be a good mother
Kris goes to Fire Emblem leaves in disgrace (Sword locked)
>>577923158no
>>577923158only if darkners (and/or plantners) are really capable of maturing or growing up, or reproducing for that matter, which so far only goulden sam seems to have shown proof of (correct if i'm wrong)but maybe an aged up aqua would be idk. probably not normal aqua
I wish I could Aqua
I'm not gay but a dick and balls is way more appealing than a vagina
>>577923260could what?
*sung to crumbling tower*yellow orange sethyellow orange sethaq-uayellow orange sethyellow orange sethgreen!
I wish I had a penis
>>577923809pluey sexs
Did anyone save that insane thigh graph someone tried to pass off as logic against this Noelle model?
>>577923498Yellow Orange Seth a Yellow Orange Orange OrangeYellow Orange Seth a Yellow Orange Orange OrangeYellow Orange Seth a Yellow Orange Orange OrangeYellow Orange Seth a Yellow Orange Orange OrangeGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>577923380this may be true…
I wish I was Asgore so a cute blonde twink does everything to try and make me happy so I can ignore him and make him super upset
>>577920990A Leder monologue would have too many reveals for chapter 6
He is green and meanHe is green and meanGast-erHe is green and meanHe is green and meanwing!He is green and meanHe is green and meanGast-erHe is green and meanHe is wing ding
>>577917065Cute GIRLS.
>>577917182canon gif
>>577923908that noelle model sucks ass
>>577924861nta but come on it's really not the worst it could be, i've seen far wider noelles
Fave will be teaching disadvantaged Hispanic students at a charter school for the next three months. Fave is probably going to be eaten alive.
>>577925212Alphys...
>>577923908There’s nothing wrong with a gooner model but the creator trying to call it a normal teen body when her hips are wider than her shoulders is retarded
I love all the anons who dump fanart from other sites here so I don't have to use social media
Good morning thread.
>>577925434check out this random fanart, Aqua hanging out with Columbina!They have nothing in common
>>577925603who swooned who?
>>577917924But I'm tirerd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6JkmV7PikI
sex with _____
>>577925434Fiiiine i’ll go back to the tumblr mines…
>>577925705if you're a knight-slash retard it was kris swooning the vessel
>>577925212>>577925396Alphys's Stand and Deliver Ray backfired and made her unable to sit down
>>577925981Fave’s suffering is NOT funny. Fave already got here way too early and is stuck out in the parking lot for another 45 minutes.
>>577924861live a little
>>577925806
I want to be dominated by Aqua...https://files.catbox.moe/67ulns.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/m5qoou.jpg
Your honest thoughts on the number 74?
>>577926612shut the FUCK up numbersfaggot!!!
>>577926489Meanwhile in another world line
>>577926523>mfw I will never go to school with ralsei, walk back together, get invited to his house for homeworks and have sex after
>>577926757numbers has kind of dropped off, i don't blame you for not noticing though
i just found fave porn so good i no longer want to draw porn of fave as i know i can not surpass it
>>577926826Not with that attitude
>>577926954"huh, I was going to draw the mona lisa of muffet porn, but everyone stopped drawing her so I wont bother"This could happen if you stop drawing
>>577926924take that backi was only gone for 3 days due to being offtopic whacked
>>577927258yah imagine if everyone else had stopped after that one animation
>>577927258suppose.. it just feels like the image in my mind already existed. like what i wanted to say has already been said. but two cakes and all that i guess
>>577927478What animation?
where is bunbro... I miss their art
>>577927186tag yourself i'm blue yellow
Drawing Muffet porn should be good for getting better at drawing handsMaybe I should start
Will Susie ever be happy again?
I wanna draw more but I always waste a ton of time on being undecisive about pose/actionHow do I fix that
>>577922840>>577923389>>577924194>>577925286>>577925604>>577926353>>577926708She is too cute. I want to marry her
>>577928074That's a child
>>577928039Sounds like you need a quick way to force you to choose a pose. Write down like 6 different poses you wanna do, give 'em a number, roll a dice.
>>577927841I ate and digested him sorry
>>577928074I thought that first image was Kris.
>>577928201That's a 20+ year old flower
>>577928137>>577928298>>577928708>>577928831bloodgrave 2 red heart boogaloo
>>577927664this has never happened to me with fave sadly
>>577928712The intend was definitely Aqua but it does look like it could be Kris!"Neko Aqua" https://x.com/rapedreamcast/status/2088272146090914262
>>577915547He is literally the prints (printed emails) from the dark, and used to model the mannequin that wears the "princess" dress.
hey guys!
At first I didn't really think much of Susie lying to Noelle because she was saying what would make her feel better in the moment. But the fact that she's been deliberately keeping the dark worlds a secret because she wanted it to be a "mine and Kris thing" only makes her appear hypocritical. Feels like the entire Kris-Ralsei-Susie-Noelle attempt polycule is reaching its boiling point and will blow up in its face next chapter.That being said I hope this isn't leading to some corny dreamworks tier Liar Revealed subplot where everyone turns their back on each other while the world is ending. I hope Toby can pull something more interesting than that.
>>577918510the FRIENDs...
>>577929468hey guy!
>>577929539the twist is that they turn on each other and then people die without making up
Would you?
>>577928137genuinely the goofiest depiction of the soul I've ever seen. Eldritch Horror that's a bumbling fucking moron, only in Deltarune. And Disgaea
>>577929674Yes, but only if Aqua wants it! Although I'm not sure how exactly it would work, I would try my best!
>>577928909Kris is having another disassociate episode before monday morning school. Toriel deal with that WEEKLY.
Does anyone have that picture of Aqua in a white dress with stockings? The dress had holes on the hips.
>>577929718really hate how Flowery does look like gijinka Spongebob, I can't unsee it after it was pointed out the first time
>>577930118Holy shit fuck you nigger I ain't unseeing it either because of you
>>577930118>>577930179That only makes him less arousing if you're weak
Who's turn was it to feed the Susie? She has been one day without food and is instantly starving. I'm not mad, I'm just trying to figure out who's next.
>>577930375
Flowery as Spongebob and Ralsei as Squidward singing Suki Kirai
Besides Oneshot Niko and Endacopia Kid who else besides Kris interacts with the player?
>>577930519
>>577896853>Aqua Knife apparently has a bug where, as long as Kris is attacking, both Susie and Ralsei also get the extended Crit box as wellToby, please make this a feature like the SCC skip and Big Shot Exploit. Aqua Knife desperately needs a leg up on the Black Shard and it's a genuinely an interesting concept to sacrifice raw damage on Kris to slightly bolster Susie and Ralsei (especially since it makes Justice Axe and Broken Scarf more potent alternatives to Devil's Knife's Rude Buster spam and Blue Shoes' utility).
Sometimes it feels like a lot of you Aquafags want to become Aqua more than you want to fuck her and that's not a box I'm willing to open.
>>577930680The Batter from OFF is, like, the first big "modern" Indie protag to do so and is probably where Toby got the idea for UT in the first place given he lists it as a large inspo
>>577930685
>>577930680The kid from that DS game Contact
>>577930760They seem a lot like the tennafags to me in personality when you would think they would more closely resemble the azzypedos.
>>577926954 (me)Nevermind I'm over it and determined to draw fave porn once again. There are things in this world which can only be created by me.
>>577930760dont mess with autololicons anon, they really wanna be the little girl...
>>577930896They’re not my favorite posters by far but they’re surprisingly less annoying than the azzypedos. They just feel like run of the mill lolicons rather than legit pedophiles like the shote gote posters do.
>>577930968first FRIEND, now Pluey...
>>577930680The Player from Mommy 2 interacts with Ness but not the other way around I think
>>577930375>>577930519What's the concept?Female/Femboy Flowery, Female/Femboy human Flowey, something else enitrely?
>>577930680Kirby Canvas Curse requires the player to draw pathways and nudge him around with the stylus while referring to the player as a separate entity. Kirbo doesn't really acknowledge the player and it's not really brought up during gameplay until the final boss stops throwing attacks at Kirby and starts throwing them toward your own perspective and the screen while facing you directly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwa-5szOrXs
>>577930519Ya know I kinda like this Frisk design, it's the generic KR/JP anime art style but it still keeps Frisk androgynous so you can interpret them as either gender or neither. They only look slightly older like a teen so the striped shirt still makes sense.
I think Kris could go toe to toe with a member of the middle
>>577931086its flowey and idk
>>577926286Should be me with shota gota face resting on my chest>>577927268Wow getting your topic whacked off for 3 days, that's a lot
>>577930680https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msMkeJTEGuU
>>577931039Yeah those guys are the real creeps around here. The actual "I don't like the idea of these guys being able to freely visit local playgrounds" kind of vibe.
>>577906162I think I'm too scared of not having the "intended experience" to go through with it, but it would definitely make things more interesting and make for a unique experience. I've had a lot of fun with series where I get spoiled, intentionally or not, on important things like the ending and it's very fun when it all clicks together and suddenly makes sense, but I'm scared my first normal and weird playthroughs will be tainted if I go through with it. I've been avoiding Deltarune spoilers to avoid repeating my mistake of being super spoiled on Undertale and never being able to experience it blind, and playing 7b first feels like going back on that rule I've made for myself. Even if I don't like the normal route and 7b ends up being awesome, it's better to be disappointed first than disappointed later.
>>577930370This body looks so ill fitting on a SusieIt's... too small?
>>577930760It's not that weird of a box to open. Two becoming One is like, one of the foundations of marriage and sex. Getting lost in another person is a common erotic fantasy. It's a heightened form of intimacy that we can't truly achieve. What's really sad though is that most of these people do not like themselves very much. Mad Mew Mew ghost put the warped logic best.>I hate myself.>If I became something I love, wouldn't that fix it!?
>>577931489
>>577931440>Wow getting your topic whacked off for 3 days, that's a lotany length of goonsession is possible when gotes are involved
>>577931627
Despite being an Infamous Hellion Kris would lose in a 1v1 against Malcolm in the Middle
>>577931779
>But I was a dog,>And you were a rat....>Here come the cats!
>>577932051Flat Onionfags eating good today
>>577931249I dont think i like the gooner floradinns hanging around lancer it looks like a discord call
Thread so slow I can turn it into a Catti thread...
thread so slow i could breed a catty lady
>>577932246...
>doefags wanna fuck this
>>577930760I can't speak for other Aquafags but I don't really feel like that.I'm just a masochist who wants to be dominated by Aqua.Also, I feel like there are a lot less Aquafags the last few days which is unfortunate...
>>577932246It really does look like the pic could go in a 5 pictures taken moments before disaster compilation
Catti stocks.Invest money.Big returns.Big girls.
>>577932346why was this image even made
>>577932242i thought that was a fucked up carol at first
>>577932406Noelle is way uglier than that.
>>577932483The text was a post someone made here in /utg/ so the artist drew a fraction of Ralsei's true power. They also liked drawing big titty chara which upset a few foids.
>>577932483because the drawfag is a based individual, why else?
>>577932483Someone said those words in a thread
>Noelle goontard scribbler hyping himself up in 3rd person again
>>577932851This post was written by a titless witch.
>If you're looking for the old house this is the way.>Call me on a sunday, baby, tell me to stay.>Walk me off a cliff as you float in the air,>And I'll fall straight down, while I reach for your hair.
>>577932851it sovlmogs the food "artists"
>>577933114Mmm... Food artists...
I wonder if we'll ever know who Kris is
>>577933114Painter WARPED you.
>>577933270Just some punk kid.
>>577930760Feels like a lot of those types just want to be "reborn as a girl". They're lonely nerds who see how girls tend to be more emotionally supportive of each other and think the only way they can get that is by not just being a girl, but being raised as a girl from the very beginning(the whole, men are male socialized so they can't empathize with women internalized misandry). Is it a trans thing? IDK I'm not into that stuff. I think men are severely overestimating how easy it is to get emotional support as a woman and they need to get over themselves and just open up to their male peers about their problems.
>>577933270Kris is the little yellow freak you control. Sometimes they're blue as well.
>>577933434I thought the blue one was called ralsei
>>577933270If I could say something to Kris it'd be like>Kris do you wanna become the Dark Lord it'd be fun. I mean if you don't that's cool too but we are like super powerful together and could pull it off nicely. I just wanna make sure you're chill with being a turbo evil badass and if not well lets go enjoy some snacks with Susie and Ralsei.
>>577933502The way this was written had me think Spamton had a braWhy can't people type normally now?
>>577933494Ralsei is the one with a green dress who is usually white but sometimes black
>>577933396women are often cattier and bitchier than men, more passive aggressive, etc. troons don’t get that though because their framework for the female sex is moeshit created by men like your picrel. whoever you’re replying to is a retard though i never once got the impression aquapedos wanted to be aqua. they are run of the mill lolicons who just are happy they finally have a boring loli moeblob to goon to
>>577933270oersted deltarune
>>577933628Brah has been a variation of Bro since the 90s the artist just forgot the "h" It's like old people slang now.
Kris x Anonymous
>>577933568>said flowey
>>577933632>women are often cattierI wish women were often catti…
>>577933632It's the way aquabuddies and other lolicons tend to type like elementary schoolers. I don't get why they need to minick the loli as well.
>>577933936Cute little TV...
>>577933270Susie will never know
>>577933396nah, even if you open up to your male peers you dont get shithalf the advice people give is just>stop masturbating>lock in or something>grind>exercise/gym>be happymen never want to talk about their emotions like women or internet trannies/very mentally ill neets dosaid noelle holiday
>>577933698Imagine Kris has an Oerstead style final speech but it turns out all those cringe chapter 1 theories were right.>Did I not do all that was asked? Did INot serve, and seek my fair and just reward?>And for my deeds they damn me. Name me demon.>And who am I to deny it? Demon, then!>Renouncing former ties and titles!>...>And in their place, I claim...The Demon the Comes When Called.>Chara!
>>577934054Berdfag does that while posting berdley, some people around here just actually type like children because it's how they want to present themselves to the world.
>>577934241you just don’t have male friends that genuinely care about you so they give you the most banal and empty advice possible
>>577933632funny thing is, women are generally supportive of each other, but only as a social front (shit like saying obese fucks are beautiful, etc.), and because most men pretty much never see the in-group dynamics, they think women are like that with people they’re close to as well
>>577931086It's shota Flowey.
>>577933114The fuck is a food artist
>>577934364well i only get support from mentally ill people on the internet, men in real life dont want to do that stuff and i dont enjoy male friend dynamics either
>>577934280KINOINO
>>577934389This shit sounds so fucking gay, glad I have a boyfriend so we can both be dumb autistic neanderthals together
>>577934483subway artisans
>>577934389>most men pretty much never see the in-group dynamicsThey see it the workforce their place of employment. Even if you somehow dodged interacting with women for all of school, work is where you get to see the in groups, cliques, and frankly bitchy catty behavior on full display 24/7 and reacting to it is an immediate threat of HR one on one meetings and personal improvement plans.
>>577930680In Baten Kaitos the player is an in game spirit like the soul who the characters talk to. Theres definitely a 90s adventure game protagonist like that also
>>577933632We had Frisk and Chara since Undertale though.
>>577931489Lion Blue fits pretty well, I thinkSurprised that it works
I think I can imagine all the catty behavior because literally all the threadshitters act this way (despite all of them being dudes)
>>577934521oh so you are an undersocialized autist. of course you struggle to connect with normies anon in truth, in reality, men are capable of the same emotional depth as women are. there’s so much art out there about the deep connections and friendships between men, and these things exist in reality as well
>still no porn of skies forever blue girl
>>577930760I want to be Aqua! I want Kris and Seth to touch my no no area!
>>577934736there's a bunch of porn of noelle i don't know what you're talking about
>>577934695lmao this all the thread drama comes from moids
>>577934727do they cry? i cry a lot and men usually do not like that
>wants a straight romance>hates mary susie>is goth>canonically has fat tits>genuinely cares for kris>doomed to be never relevant to the story because the dog is a hack
>>577934773yeah, all fags are mentally illsaid asgore
>>577934616my post wasn’t meant to say ONLY women are catty and bitchy btw. men in corporate are also catty and bitchy it’s just normally in a more direct way than women. if a man hates you he’ll simply do whatever he can to discount and dismiss you, if a woman hates you she might cuddle up to you and be your friend, or she’ll otherwise do the vexing thing of talking about you without referring to you
>>577934832nyo...
>>577934241>men never want to talk about their emotions like women or internet trannies/very mentally ill neets doit's moreso that men and women have different approaches to problem solving. men try to solve things practically while women look for someone with shared experience to empathize. practical advice is useful but emotionally it just leaves you empty inside and gives off the wrong impression that your friend/whatever barely cares. this basically informs the #1 complaint each of the sexes have with each other. that's not to say all men or women approach things these specific ways but it's the general rule for the majority of each sex.
>>577934828>wants a straight romancethis a massive lie because catti wants that doe pussy
>>577934695nyooooo
I like women especially when they have blue antlers
>>577934736What kind do you want?
>>577934879why cant men do the woman thing instead?
>>577934868aren't you a .pdf? that's a mental illness
>>577934982Men like to solve real problems, women like to solve imaginary problems
>>577934736Omocats lolis are so unappealing
>>577934923as much of a headcanon as the collective delusion that are the main character's pronouns
>>577934808it depends on the man and your relation to him. are you crying around strangers, or "friends"? anyway women are pressured to perform kindness and sympathy, so maybe a woman who is a stranger or a "friend" will frown with you and pretend to give a shit. but in truth she’s likely going to be just as put off and irritated by you crying as a man would. and this isn’t because you’re a man who’s crying it’s because you’re a stranger to her and burdening her with your emotions
>>577935079>Men like to solve real problemsI wish Kraut was a man… Sigh…
>>577934695The dynamic really does feel like something out of those cringy, badly written teen movies
What the fuck Toby, I just got the reference. There is no fucking way you expected someone to get that one but I remember you enjoying these fuckers.Flower Man uses the drum rhythm from the Machinae Supremacy cover of I Turn to You, which is a song with the lyrics 'I turn to you, like a flower leaning towards the sun'.
Skies Forever Blue boy and girl fused together to become Kris
by god i want to crack mew~
>>577935113> the main character's pronounsoh you're retarded. have a good day.
>>577935257woah@TobyFox did u see that?
Can we go back to discussing why men don't like Queen even though men love mothers and love computers even more
>>577934241Because those are actual solutions. Woman/therapy advice is just rationalizing your problems to feel better about not doing anything about the situation.
>>577934241Dude I'm not sure how common it is but I have like 5 male friends I go real deep into their personal lives with. I had two older sisters that constantly fought and constantly got on my parents nerves. As a boy I never got into those cat fights but they always vented their frustrations to me about them. I became a very good listener and I'm still best friends with both of my sisters even thought they still hate each other.Men in general are still perfectly capable of discussing emotional needs and even have their own advantages. It's just culturally not encouraged. But since when do cultural norms mean anything to you, anon?
>>577935529Nigel…
do foids like it when you’re good at danmaku
>>577935463I don't know what alternate reality you're living in but Queen is gem and I've never heard anyone say otherwise.
>>577935505I don't need someone to give me real advice, I just like to commiserateThere are some problems advice and hard work just can't fixSaid Kris Deltarune
>>577935529>a few women over here aren’t punishing our crimes enough so it’s their fault actually
>>577935505yeah ok mr robot you are definitely to first to be replaced by AI if you sum up your life as a male as input -> output
>>577935463only real men like queen
>>577935326Behind every rapist man is a woman backing him up. You ever notice that gay rapists never have husbands?
>>577935623Yes but if you specifically beat Pink with harder bombs I- I mean they will think less of you
>>577934765She's more like Ralsei if he was in Noelle's female childhood friend role, weird route parallels aside
>>577935683you can only commiserate to those who like you. otherwise it’s going to be annoying to listen to some faggot drone on and on about his problems
I have learned more about women from /utg/ than from real life. And I have a full-time job.
>/r9k/Touch grass
>ralsei has a ton of porn>almost none of it appeals to me ugh
>>577935754This is why these problems aren’t being solved. All you can do is shift the blame onto women instead of addressing the people within your community.
Goddamnit I fucking hate windows 11 cucking up file organization
>>577935424GLUE!
>>577935754Weren't there those two gay rapist husbands who raped their adoptive son
>>577935750See when looking at the AI problem no therapist will ever tell you to do something about the profit incentive. Instead of motivating you to change the world you are just force fed blue pills to cope with it.
Isn’t bio-essentialism dumber religion for stupider people
>>577935984yeah i'm sure you're out there changing the world inbetween post breaks on /utg/
>>577935950An exception that proves the rule like the DC Sniper.
I wish I had a /utg/ girlfriend to bake me bread
>>577935984>therapy is only real if it assists in protest and terrorismyou need the therapy even if you think you dont>>577936004redo the last prompt
I’d sooner trust an Aquafag over a pippinsfag
I commiserate with my Kris pillow.Not really because they're too young to understand a lot of the stuff I go through, but holding them makes me feel better. I hope I don't squeeze them too tight.
Fave feels incredibly sad and nostalgic for no logical reason
>>577934982some men do but it's usually taken as a sign of weakness, and the rest is history.
>>577936259Full characterfag trust tier listNOW
>>577936173>erm.. uh.. oh fuck what do i do... An exception that proves the rule!! that'll show him!!By the way I love these Noelle -phobia pictures. They're so stupid it's amazing
>>577936274must be the tap water
>>577934960>Jrpg heroine>Main love interest Of course rape ntr, or given the setting, soft ryona
hello guys what have you been talking about while i was playing vidya?
>>577936457>>577936443
>>577936384the funny part is that this is meant to be mocking but it’s true
>>577935917I know for a fact youve defended more child rapists than me
>>577936457WEAK men amd CATTY girls and all their victims coming out for one last battle for all the marbles
>>577936172>>577936228>WAAAH I dont want to actually have to do anything, I just want to force women to listen to me bitch about things!
>exception that proves the rulenot a real thing btw just a cope for people to explain why some idea their attached to is still right actually despite being provably wrong. it's an ancient cope though, worn by the tests of time.
>>577936571>I know for a fact youve [DoomerKraut out of nowhere]
all this talk about modern issues and i'm here wondering if we'll will even still be here in a year or two
>>577936576WEAK men!? CATTY girls?! Where!?!
>>577936603what are you talking about? i was just mocking you for the "change the world" comment because it's such a lazy out of touch thing to say. i don't hate women, i am a woman lover.
>>577936721toby fox enterprises will be among the first casualties when china launches the nukes
>>577936721Toby needs to hurry up and finish his game before the Roaring happens in real life
>>577936648Doomer raped Kraut? based
If I could spend one hour every day shouting to a woman about Final Fantasy 5 I would be a happy man. I'd gladly work 12 hours a day for her if she would just give me that one hour.
Wow, right now sounds like a great time for a new thread!
>>577936603my therapists were men. youre just displaying how you never went to therapy and dont know what it entails. its 2026, ask chatgpt to give you free sessions if youre so scared of the womun
>>577936814the roaring could happen in either world and we're still never getting that vessel back
>>577936798>AI flopped so hard we’re back to WW3 doompostingKekaliciousfappilicious!
>>577936783Go comiserate with your AI therapist
>>577936721What happened? I spend all day discussing Deltarune and hentai games so I don't know real world stuff
>>577936274Sometimes even when things are great for me I feel bummed out too. I don't know why but it just happens. I sympathize quite a bit. I try a few things when I'm like this.Try walking outside.Try getting a meal.Try enjoying a show.Try chatting randomly with someone.Try doing some chores.Try getting a hug.After I tried all these and was still melancholy despite my life being good in so many ways, I figured it was time to talk to a doctor, and yeah anti-depressants did the trick, but I think only cause I was trying to make myself feel better in the first place.
>>577936852>therapy/womenlearn to read
>>577936721Why wouldnt we be? It seems like the world has already accepted turtling down to weather the storm.
>>577936845MIKE, the THREAD, please.
>>577936979ai sucks and i have a human therapist already. not sure where these schizo arguments are coming from.
>>577936721Nothing ever happens
so you're telling me.. tenna rapes kids as well?
>>577937061take your own advice, and mine, and a therapists. take all the advice you can get
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT MIKE WE'RE AT 860 POSTS
new bread when
>wake up>can't concentrate because Fergalicious won't stop playing in my head???
*twerks*
>>577936842You lie. Humans beings are wired in such a way that repeated pleasures give smaller and smaller dopamine releases, eventually you would get a minuscule amount of happiness compared to the same pleasure you'd get from shouting FF5 to her when you started. You'd hate yourself and wonder why you even started by the end.
>>577937208...the anons are gonna kill me.
>>577937118>>577937265>>577937265>>577937265
>>577937147its the only "arguments" they have left
>>577937207Youre just proving my point
>>577937267I have autism so I literally wouldn't get bored. Neurodivergence wins again.
sup bitches
>>577937430fuck yeah it's krautin' time
>>577936721Such is the chaos, chaos, of life! A worry like that will tire you up if you let it. News might bring world events to your eyes like you're the king that can solve them, but you are merely a jester with us here on our stage.Let Kings play their games. We have our part to play. Make someone smile this day!
>>577897394I wish we would've gotten that sort of level design for the starter area. Those flowers in the background look badass.
>>577936721Nah 4chan will suffice despite the things that have happened.
