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>>577924326What umaporn do you guys umasturbate to
sekkusu with Bell-chan
wahey
>>577924326>back to paceslop cm
Tachyon LOVE
What numbered generals have a higher count than /uma/?
>>577924434Falco and Curren boxing
I have had both ball Sirius and Rudolf show up in this run wtf
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>577924624Which will you dance with, anon?
>>577924434shadow image of sakura laurel with the freakiest face of her succubus inner thought ghost you could gen staring from behind her
>>577924654umas most likely to do this?
>>577924654
>>577924751curren!
So what lineup are you guys bringing? I refuse to bring xoguri
>>577924612We are in about the middleA lot of generals don't even number their threads
>>577924854based oguri denierim the same
>>577924923
>>577924434really smart tosen jorden in a lab coat holding a vial filled with (presumably) liquid hamburger
>>577924854End XOguri and 2 debuffers.
>>577917915>doing unironic worshifts putting ttl on bobo, via turbo card and seiun runs>all of that manual labor, just to be shat on by a debuffer/xog combo
>my voice actress is a man
>>577924854Late speMachanIdk maybe sei or vb for another normal front, or a suzuniger
>>577924854Bamboo Memory, Tamamo Cross, Oguri Cap
>>577924923sexowhats her personality?>>577924985glue yourself
>>577924434ramonu handing some meds to still in love
Should I make my digitan a late or pace for this mile cm?
Digitan LOVE
>>577924434toreina (me) firmly grabbing Tazuna's ass
>>577924854witGOD groundwork pasa with anglingNishino FlowerGhost of the end closer Xmas Oguri
>>577924434Bright and Tamamo throwing hands
>>577925078late is more sovl
>>577925001RetardGOD
>>577924954
>>577924854wedding groovebrianvodka
#clublist
>>577925078Probably can't reliably proc Final Sprint as Pace, otherwise it would probably be Pace
>>577925053Cross? How do you even survive the career? 9 stamina sparks?
>>577924854festival rudolf, taiki and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe one of the cm17 debuffers
>>577924854Summer Taiki, Vodka (or Suzuka idk), Yeppers
>>577924854Taiki (not sure which)YeppersThe princess in her wedding dress
>>577924854Yeppers
>>577925417Tama has a 20% stam scaling and you are running Wooby anyway
>>577924434christmas vodka drip with massively oversized shoes
Air Droop
>>577925847A cute
>>577924616
>>577924434gold city going awooga with her tongue out to some bald, fat, greasy old man who is slightly uncomfortable at the situation
>>577925936hot
>>577924854Yeppers, dota camp(Dober, Taiki)
>>577925936sex
>>577924434Hishi Amazon happily cooking a soup with musical notes in it
I wish I was Mejiro Ardan have my trainer dominate and humiliate me in front of the other Mejiro. Dober has to be up close and lick the cum pouring out of me.
>>577925759aWhore
>>577924434King Halo lifting her skirt to show her first rate caboose
>>577926216I would fold.
>>577925759I want nothing less than to sloppily make out with her
>>577925648still no source
>>577926205hot, what would the other 5 Mejiros be doing?
What did she mean by this?
>>577926456the two of you can start a band together!
>>577926456she's open for fucking and sucking
>>577926205your imagination is getting more and more degenerate...
>>577926103HISHIAMA SEXOOO
I literally can't break 1450 speed
Spe mommy
>>577925936>falco has more bruisesChibislopper spreading currenwhore propaganda
>>577924326Creek OP!
>>577926689Curren isn't gonna let Falco mess up her cute face, Falco doesn't have that problem so she left her face unguarded
I can only roll for 1 more Uma in my pull plan.Which one is it going to be
>>577926815Blaze Brian if you know what's good for you
>>577926815>57.8% chance for 5 copiesI do not like those odds
>>577926782I bounce like this btw
>>577924730
Speaking of Curren. Would it be a really stupid idea to bring her to CM with 564 inherit as a hybrid?
>>577926325ud fold to a super fat ugly bitch if she asked if you wanna fuck
>>577925084DIGICUTE!
>>577926962but enough about ur mom
>>577926607Digitan sexo
No one is rolling for her anyway
>>577927090>she took it from Tachyon's dirty laundry
>>577924434Digitan with a disgusted look on her face.
>>577926949Adored by Alls primary weakness off 564 is that you would have to be in a winning position to hit everyone, but that would not be a huge issue if you wanted to bring her with a Front comp with Speed Eaters
>>577926456it's incredible how they don't even bother hiding it anymore
We are all rolling for Palmer stamina
>>577924854RiceNishinouhhhh
>>577924434Nishino flower carrying a gun almost as tall as her
>>577927217hiding what? Troonlators love making old ugly hags romanceable
>>577927240>fr*ntShan't
Why did people stop mutating Falco, the cutest umamusume, to turf?
>>577927426she never wins
>>577924854Still decidingBut for now i thinkRunaway SuzukaPace LaisuLate Kingu
>>577927309umas don't even hide that they want to start a family with their Trainers anymore
>>577927479stfu curren
>>577924971
>localizer schizo woke up>creek tranny is up 24/7and people call EU hours the most fun and chill?
>10% chance of stamina*3 if the stamina is above 1100so I should get it next run, right? I've rerolled every single one so it's been 18 attempts....
I believe in Taiki Dominance
>>5779275342%, you mean.
>>577927526you're one of those seabro
>>577927434imagine pissing off an uma who knows some kind of martial art
>>577924434Barefoot Cafe eating coffee beans.
>>577927534Effectively 2% because the blue still has to land on stamina
>>577927618pardun
>>577927524She’s so FUCKING smart
>>577927534it's 10% chance if your spark is Stam bwo, you only have a 20% chance of that happening so it's 2% chance of 3* Stam
>>577927651then she'd break your body with martial arts, instead of simply punching you to deaththe difference is minor, you'll be VERY hurt no matter what
>>577927534You are more likely to roll 3* from a 600+ stat from the 1100+ stat
>>577927682>>577927618>>577927728fuck me in the ass I hate this
>>577927679
Is anything in this list anywhere close to the hog in terms of CM domination?I really really don't want to end up eating shit on CM season because i somehow missed the op meta uma that trivializes certain tracks
>>577927484soulBright, Suzuka, and Spe/Fuku/Dober for 3rd idk yet
how many carats did you get from the tt rank increase?i got 3k
>>577927808an uma who threatens to break your legs if you ever suggest breaking up with her
>>577927948the only ones that come anywhere close are neo uni and kitasan white and they're still a long way off where hog is>I really really don't want to end up eating shit on CM season because i somehow missed the op meta uma that trivializes certain tracksreminder pulling for a meta uma will never make a carat profit compared to not pulling and just running the 3rd or 5th best uma and getting one or two places lower
>>577928093Same
>>5779280937k
>>577927859Well if youre offering...
>>577927859mcqueen is for procreation sex only desu wa
>>5779280934.5k
>>577927859You'll have to take me out to dinner first
when do we get the new race camera angle
>>577924854wedded FinemoShichiShichi's dumb friend (whom I forgot has mile F but I'm committed now)they're all built but I still need to make them good
I'll start my goon sesh dacchis, don't let this website die while I'm busy
>>577928104ANY uma can already do that with ease, no need for martial artshuman are very fragile mate, no need for uma strength
>>5779280935k, I could get more since my Team isn't optimised at all but I'm not in a rush
>>577928436brown hours
>>577925074
Why is Grass Wonder so ugly?
>Social Media is filled with "S E A (indian) bot accounts">4chan is filled with the same>Google is filled with (probably) SEA based AI slopIs nothing sacred to this people?
>>577928728
>4chan>sacred
>>577928752>to this people
>>577928752>>4chan is filled with the sameproof?
>>577928752>the sea is full of microplastics>SEA posters are the microplastics of the internet
>>577924447The Gentildonna silhouette, for me
>>577928509Reminder, even tiny umas like nishino can manhandle you into a pretzel with no issue at all. Around mare, be aware
>>5779280932.5k, cuz I'm white, casual, f2p and have no idea what I'm doing>>577928827have you seen "sea hours" on this website, or even worse this THREAD?
wow, /pol/ hours alreadymust be bed time
>>577928752their river
>>577928752Giving 3rd worlders access to the internet and technology was a mistake.
>>577928436>how Kris S(exo) looks at me when I tell her she has no resemblance to African ancestry
>>577924854>pace summer Taiki>late Pearl>Late FukuI think that'll be neat
>>577928845First off, I don't careSecond, my trainee wouldn't even think of doing thatThird, I am glad my trainee is not Kawakami princess because she would do that accidentally
>>577928839I actually saved them. Were there more posted?
>>577928838Never thought about it that way. Thanks for the chuckle!>>577928884So sacred that it kills themhttps://www.independent.co.uk/asia/india/bhagwant-mann-hospitalised-water-river-b2128915.html
>tourist thinking this thread sea hours is le bad>when it's almost always the most chillest timeslot of the day
OH MY FUCKING GOD PLEASE JUST GIVE ME BUENA VISTA I'VE EATEN NOTHING BUT KFC FOR DINNER FOR THE PAST WEEK THE STAFF AT MY LOCAL KFC KNOW ME AS THE WHITE UMA GUY THE FUCKING YOUNG DUDE AT THE COUNTER ASKED ME WHO I WANTED AND WISHED ME LUCK PLEASE JOHN CYGAMES LET MY NEXT MEAL BE MY LAST. Anyways Kasamatsu/Gifu was cool but also hot and humid I do no recommend going in August unless you're from the South and used to the humidity.
the things we need to do to survive career sometimes
Someone needs to make a de-localization patch for Global
Getting pretzeled by KawaPri...
>>577929080no, they really dont
>>577929076buebue denied, pixel_anon
>>577929076>the white uma guyoguri cap if real and male
>>577925135
>>577929076Fortune favors the bold my friend, make Shiraoki-sama proud
>>577929008please upload them anon
>>577929076>WISHED ME LUCK>instead of just giving you the card you wanthe is not your friend, pxlanon
>>577928436Brown saggers...
For all I know Im the only white man with a BWC in this thread
>>577924751that's my gf
>>577929076
>>577929076>STAFF AT MY LOCAL KFC KNOW ME AS THE WHITE UMA GUY>Young guy wished me luckI call this complete victory!
>>577929149
>>577929149wew, nicethanks, chibianon
Autis/uma/ and TamaLove should merge.
I hate to fucking admit it but I love this stupid ass zoomer
>>577929169>[Deleted]
>>577929326don't ship clubs
>no head on>no gwI'm settling, fuck thisnow I need to make a nishino parent with my other GP
Bumping this to 3* when the Tachy event drops is probably a smart choice isnt it
>>577929326And grab some top earners from mambos
>>577929364
>>577929389if you wantit only has like two good whites though
>>577929326What about M*mb*?
>>577929164Here you gohttps://gofile.io/d/kI8o9yQq
>>577929326i refuse
>>577929389>nishino parentif she ran more than 20 races, maybers
>>577929008I don't have Rickey or Miracle, please upload them
>>577929452hell yeah thanks anon
>>577929434What the fuck is this...
>>577929076just buy it second hand bro
>>5779248542 fronts and a debufferseiun sky and smaru/vboboI might add machan into the roster later
>>577926216is that a cyberpunk reference
>>577929389Most of those whites are pace chaser focused. It's more advisable to use it on something that has universally good whites like uma stan or racing stam/pow/speeds
>>577929364stupid sexy helios
>>577929452WEW
>>577926103
>>57792948323 different G1's won but its tiara route so its about 110 affinity>>577929443I desperately need 3* mile parents, all the ones Ive ever gotten were shit like 1 speed or had awful white counts
>>577929628isn't flower a pace parent
i woke up again making it the worst day of my lifeumamusume
>>577929452What is this, AI?
>>577929389I would only upgrade parents that have uma stan + overtake combo + RSS and some style specific skills
>>577929452Why is Rickey not fucking a shota????
>>577929434>>577929558Pre-gyaru Helios could handle staying still
>>577927154
>>577929326mambo...
>>577929695the happiest moment in the happiest man's life is the moment he falls asleepthe saddest moment in the saddest man's life is the moment he wakes up
>>577929558trying to get work in jap while looking like your average libtard isn't good form>>577929769helios can manage anything, as long as toraina san (me) is explaining something to her
>>577929768because the guy that made that video isn't a gay pedophile
>>577929684A bit more erotic than I imagined but still nice
>>577929830i don't get it shouldn't the happy man be happier awake
>>577929867I love losers
nice
>>577929628Nishino is THE pace parent
>>577924434mejiro ryan and ines fujin as baseball beer girls
The pedal to metal looping will continue until morale improves
>>577929452based
>>577929684don't eat that soup it will make you talk like that one missing student, yukino bijin
>>577929937She's not a loser
Anyways collection so far
>>577929937She is not a loser, but an apple.
>>577930102She's a loser apple.
>>577926287
>>577930072mplappan plappe finger licking good
>>577930072a rather small collection that
>my trainer told me to get clothes with a burger pocket
>my trainer made porn of me with AI
>>577930171Post your collection, Ruby
>>577930279I'm neither in Japan, nor do I have a KFC near me.
where are the cute anons
>>577924854MachanSuzuka (still deciding if I should rabbit her)Debuffer
>>577924434Dia-chan taking her trainer to Epsatono Island.
Do you even lift?
>>577930420We don't want you, fuck off
>>577929749My uma stan+RSS parents are already 3*
どうすりゃいいんだぁ~~~!?
>>577924612How about you look at the catalouge?
>>577930160I had a stroke reading this but I agree
i want to fuck teenage girls (umamusumes)
Soup status?
Just finished stealing Mortal Shell 2
crop your own image
Hello
>>577930585I'm in it!
>Just finished stealing a bad gameGratz!
>>577927175
i think i will just ticket digitan next time
>>577930521
>>577930521w-why is Gentildonna sleeping at her toreina's place?
>>577930585I'M AT IT
>>577930545You're in the soup
>>577930652bwo you missed the uokka, tamamo, and shichi requests in between unless you are skipping those on purpose
nyo
>>577930695>Not noticing the toraina shirtHow do we know it's (OUR) shirt? It doesn't fit her giant tits.>>577930686Gentle Wife
>>577930695We got married and she moved in
>>577930160>mplappan plappeIsnt that the guy who plays for Real Madrid
>>577924434how about i ask you for your LoRAs
>>577930585
>>577929830
>>577930797I still don't understand this image but I like it
My plans for uma rolls >Roll for Tamamo and Inari One>Buy Blaze and Kitasan white>roll paid gacha banner once or twice What's it i'm perfect
>>577930814>fgsfds
>>577930910Careful you'll scare our gen alphas
>>577930869very old maymay from an abridged serieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_o2hhSgfJ8adapted to maruzensky
>>577930797Yeah this is a meme old enough for her to understand
>>577930610Hello bwo
>>577930589>soulslike slop
i want maruzensky to give me a cuntjob
Sweaty king
>>577930910
>>577930521These images always make me stop before eating/drinking snacks
>>577930962Oh fuck how did I not connect the dots with that
>I'm at soup>fgsfdsDon't you uncs have a job or kids?
>>577924854Taiki OG, Winter Biwa and Taishin OG it looks like. 2 pace and an end.Dunno if it'll work but Taiki is 1600 speed pure aggression, Biwa has higher stamina in case I run into dedicated debuffers so she can shake them off and Taishin because wife.
>>577924854Whatever I will manage to properly build in this inconsistent fuckass scenario.Original plan is. Normal Oguri Pace (I don't own good late cards, and I refuse to use borrow Ruby, str cards are fucking painful here), Grass + Tachyon (both with keen eye+564+dom). But only Grass and Oguri are done. I will use these until I get to group A finals.I will also try to build (emphasis on try, as this scenario is worse than MANT) a 2 front 1 late/pace comp with Daiwa, Vodka and Machan. I won't care about not winning finals, I want to be soulful.
PROTECT Doto
>>577931007Uma is also a Soulslike if you think about it
>>577930759We reserve the right to skip
Mating press Kris Sexo
>>577931018sigh....time to beat my meat again
>>577930652thank you chibiposter
Nakayama Festa looks like she listens to Boulevard of Broken Dreams
>>577930695Gentil is rich, so (You) are the one moving to her place
>>577931207Yeah
>>577931237this but shakur
>>577931268fucking fatass this is why you keep losing hopeless stakes
>>577931135i have a job but i don't want to go to work and don't really have to be on time so ugghhhhh
>>577931157Fat based uma
>>577929326Maybe if autisuma go back into being an Ogurin clubRyan is one of the less autistic umas
>>577927948Kitasan White is generally really good.Blaze Brian is the Hog of Long.>>5779280932.5 k first, then I hit auto-fill for 1k more. I don't run my highest rated umas, but the umas with the most golds.
>>577931396>tamadanchou is going to pull an autisuma danchou move
I am once again asking if anyone saved the full mayano choking rape sloppa picture
>>577931135I have a job, but I genuinely would rather lose the hearing in my one good ear over getting into a relationship
>>577927296
>>577931396Now that is a good idea. Then make it a grey club
>>577931396/Uma/Club can take the Ryan Danchou. Problem solved
>>577931443Choking rape is bad for an uma
>>577931472Cool, thanks anon
>>577931514It's a recreation event
>>577931135I cannot afford kids and women do not like me
>>577931013pocke my beloved
>>577929192No, that japanese wagie is a fellow gambler. He understands that unearned gifts don't feel as good as finally getting something good from 200 pulls.
>>577931085>21 year old memewhat the fuck, oji-sans
>>577931465no you don't want thatI lost hearing on my left ear for like 3 weeks because of blood pressure and stress and ended up in a hospital it was dreadful
>>577931608True
Boyuma lovers will we ever recover from this???
>ultra gay level 6not bad...
>>577931639sorry to hear how it left you
Falco a cutehttps://x.com/HHa23337/status/2089498594374225943
>>577931583What are you recreating?
>>577931624it's not even an old meme anymore it got revived because Zoomers like Azumanga Daioh
>>577931820nobody poses like this on their bed
>>577931820This is how I hump my pillow
umamusume is whores racing but curren still gets a special mention for being an extraordinary whore
>>577931820Thats a cock and balls
>>577931820This is what I look like when I post on 4chan from my bed
>>577931820but what if I was Curren's blood related brother
>>577931820Sniffing Curren's hairy umanko
>>577932016Curren got lasered
>>577931979even better
bad
>>577931979I wish I had a sister like curren so she could molest me
>>577931596does Bright even have the reaction speed to bat?
>>577931639I was born missing like 90% of the hearing in my right ear, the worst part would be having to learn ASL as an adult
>>577932050dam ill settle for falco then
>>577932050Curren understands the appeal of a young uma's fluffy pubes
Hello, I am requesting your breastiest, boobiest, bustiest fanart of Daiwa Scarlet. Thank you.
>>577932162High school girls in Japan work part time just to laser their pits and pubes bwo give it up, any fashionista with income will laser their body hair off first chance they get.
>>577932186
can't believe I was at like 30k recently after tachyon banner and I'm already almost at 60k again
>>577931135I work from home most days. Women also do not like me (after about 6 months into the relationship).
>>577931624
I might need to rethink my deck...
Souplike soup
Do shadow break, shooting for victory work on Nishino pace this CM?
>>577932164Curren also understands her she'll make more money pandering to the cunny crowd on her umafans
>>577928659nice
>>577932438I'd do vaudeville and pulse instead
>>577932438Shadowbreak, yes. SfV, no.
>>577932441>cunny crowdShe understands that its already over for her.
>>577932312>can get into a relationship
>>577932441Curren nearly destroyed a marriage IRL, proceed with caution around her
>>577932412Rethink this *unsheathes soup*
>>577932471>>577932464Thanks!
unwashed CM test9958 27989958 27989958 2798
>>577931135work from home day and online dating has turned me into a raving misogynist
>>577932231nyoo
>>577932507I don't know if its any better. The emotional roller-coaster and bitter disappointment of finding someone and getting dumped after some months, thinking to myself what exactly about me bores women so much.
>>577932585I should tribute this
>>577925595My dumbass fails to understand how to tap power enough for stamina to reach requirements while also reaching enough speed and 1k wit on a 0% speed and wit growth uma
>>577929975
>>577932709Are you the Dia trib anon?
>>577932819sexo
>>577932734You run can either run a full buhi deck with great parents or compromise and settle for something realistic
>>577932819are underage girls allowed to serve alcohol
HUH?
>>577932585eishin flash isn't that big
>>577932583Dantsu cow is an indecent uma
>>577932734Speed is just a matter of 18*SpeedWit, you have to have good cards for
>>5779326536/9join, cunts
>>577932767Me looking at the cheating and unfaithful Chiyoposter
>>577933027?Helios looks like a prostitute in this image
>>577933068I thought being unfaithful is bad
>>577932689it's better retard
>>577932854Yeah
>>577933027hmmm nyo too much clothing
Alright done for today>>577930794they are already up you know where
>>577933027dun wanna
>>577932689I don't know about it personally, but it seems like you at least have the appeal to get your foot in the door and it is mainly down to picking poorly, depending where you are the pool might not even be good and you'll just spend time trying to find a diamond that's probably already taken. I do however understand dealing with it can be a huge bitch since seeing a friend go through it personally.
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really relaly relaly really relaly relaly really really really really really really really really relaly relaly really really really really really relaly really really really really really love Stego.
>>577933303Maybe a little too much
>>577933197What a sloppy fucking body...
pon pon pon pon ponponpon pon
>>577933474MY FUARKING HERO and Creek
>>577924923>>577924954>>577925207I love my wife!>>577925070>whats her personality?She's good at everything she does and calls herself a genius. She's spoiled, but isn't rotten like you'd expect, and everything always seems to work out for her so she never tries in anything including training. Toreina has to offer her rewards to get her to put any amount of effort in. She's just a girly girl, likes fashion, nail stuff, hair stuff, etc. Kinda ditzy, bubbly, carefree, flirty. Basically the cutest girl ever.
>>577931135I'm ugly
>>577933474My wife Inari Booba and creek
>>577933438I haven't gotten off my ass to learn how to draw (yet) so it's clearly not enough.
>>577931135>>577931098
>>577933707dam that's like toesen but with no struggles
agnes.
>>577933707>She's just a girly girlmaybe a hot take, but I like it when girls are girly
>>577933919I miss my kids
>>577932250I'd guess these are trained to be able to deal with this ship shit, but man they sure are chill as hell>>577932274>clothes on the side>super happy >fangperfect stuff this>>577933804oisu!
Chibireviews is on our side
>>577933960Me too that's why I love Pandora!
So how far does TT go up to now?
Post more Nice Nature tummy ty
>>577934043never post again
>>577933707>spoiled>not rotten>warm-hearted instead of poisonousgoddamn imagine the sex
>>577934043buy an ad>lefties are the most racist cunts on the planet, literally having a desire to destroy every culture on the planetyeah no shit we know poltard
>>577934043I don't know who chibireviews is, but I'd feel bad defending the creature in the picture
>>577934112Never thought I'd see the day where I agree with a Chiyoposter
FRONTGODS648924417151
I'm out of the soup, how about that one?
*ahem*>SWEATY UMA SEXSWEATY UMA SEX>SWEATY UMA SEXSWEATY UMA SEX>SWEATY UMA SEXSWEATY UMA SEX>SWEATY UMA SEXSWEATY UMA SEX>SWEATY UMA SEXSWEATY UMA SEX>SWEATY UMA SEXSWEATY UMA SEX>SWEATY UMA SEXSWEATY UMA SEX>SWEATY UMA SEXSWEATY UMA SEX>SWEATY UMA SEXSWEATY UMA SEX>SWEATY UMA SEXSWEATY UMA SEX>SWEATY UMA SEXSWEATY UMA SEX>SWEATY UMA SEXSWEATY UMA SEX>SWEATY UMA SEXSWEATY UMA SEX>SWEATY UMA SEXSWEATY UMA SEX>SWEATY UMA SEXSWEATY UMA SEX>SWEATY UMA SEXSWEATY UMA SEX>SWEATY UMA SEXSWEATY UMA SEX>SWEATY UMA SEXSWEATY UMA SEXumayasumi
>>577934191I like StegoGold, but something about her eyes is really weird, almost "soulless".Is it pic related missing, is it the general coloring? What is it?
>>577934250Not quite my sparks.
>>577934191
>>577934191i want to fuck logotype
>>577934340Yeah but not with teio
>>577934340Based!Umasumimimi
>>577934430omatsuri da
>>577934250>mad dash racing spirit stamIs this really worth turning your regular front into an Oonige?
>>577934112You're on the wrong side of history pal
>>577934418who the fuck is logotype? don't make up umas retard
Do I finish my tt team or go back to parent farming?
>>577934464
uma for this feel?
>>577934361I think her eyes are beautiful. It's like looking into sunsets.
>>577934567I should project my AGP onto goldship and push it on my bros
"Why are you using this card?"?better question: why did the game decide to spook me with it six fucking timesSURE it might not have any SpePro, and SURE the skill hints are garbage...and yeah, SURE, maybe the charming event doesn't appear in 90% of the runs (and 9% when all my friendships are already at max), but at least I get Beeline Burst at the very end->has a chance to give Straightaway Adept instead of Beeline Burst...FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKING CHARACTER
>>577934250i think you're supposed to use these for a bourbon ace, not put it on a bourbon parent
>>577934250>1 stamina 1 power grandparents
>>577934589My TT roster will eventually get filled once I make failed aces, I'm just going to keep making parents personally.
>>577934162You're better off not knowing
>>577932274>>577932335>>577932554>>577932585>>577933197Thank you for your busty Daiwa Scarlet fanart. I hope you have a good rest of your day.
hmm i have almost 100k should i spend it on uoooh the majesty for lightning surge
>>577934643all the gyarus
>>577934661But then you're gonna be acting retarded 99% of the time
>>577934043posting shit like this here should genuinely get you instantly nuked
>>577934647Like, they are extremely pretty.
>>577934647That doesn't help me in the slightest... You're very biased, so I get it, but something about her eyes just seems off to me. They feel "reptilian" in a way, as if dead inside, controlled or something. Hard to properly describe my issue with her.
>>577934851Twitter screencaps up engangement which is why tranny jannies let them slide on every board.
>>577934784No. Save for whats actually important
>>577934784You should spend it all on Stam Palm
>>577934162Pretty sure the guy pictured is a troonslator
>>577934820Aren't girls cuter when they're almost retarded?
Machan soon so I can finally drop this kusoge when I don't roll her
>>577932412I overcapped speed by quite a lot and avoided speed training as well, but turned out okay
>>577935108how many days until machan
this kind of 'tism
>>577934993How good is stam Palm actually?
>>577934643air groove
>>577935123>1200 power 900 wit on hanshinmmm yeppers looks like an easy CM again
>>577935245Whale card but front is the whale style so....
>>57793515610 or so I think
>>577935245On a scale from abysmal dogshit to game warping? Very good
>>577935245>stamina card>that just gives TTLlol.lmao.
>>577934663skill hints are good this cm thougheverbeit
>>577935245Works on LB1 just like Maru, problem is it's a fucking stam card
>>577935453Laisu VILLAIN
I was trying to get Stego's version of the eye shine in U.M.A New World and this popped up and I do not remember why I specifically put these girls here but I did.
>>577934043Meanwhile
>>577935504This is a villain?
>>577935598this nigga doesnt even play the game anymore lmao
>>577935639a villain I would SEX UP
>>577935639She sucked up all my sperm. She killed billions!
>>577935292Holy...
Where is my Triple Crown, Rice.
>>577935705his channel is dead without uma, I'd give him a month before he's playing again
>>577935542I also apparently did this twice already and nearly did it a 3rd time.
>>577935292perfect answer
>>577935452>palm stam>speed/pow sparks>seiun wit instead of dogshit bourbon witSolved.
>>577935639Vacuum blowjob demon.
>>577935936Honestly Seiun Wit is pretty damn good but I still wouldn't run a stam card unless it's a long or awful medium like last CM
>>577935598Plain translation with TL notes is the objectively best form of consuming Japanese media, though?
sexual week
>>577935598>I rather take inaccurate translations over saving gyaru culturePretty refreshing to see leftists being honest for a change
>>577936052Next CM is basically just as bad as the previous one
>>577936137is it another hoggery
>>577935947holy SEX!
Twitter screencappers and people replying to them should be set on fire.
>>577936052>but I still wouldn't run a stam cardPerhaps the last skill in the list will convince you... if you run Seiun + Smaru + Palmer you have 3 sources of hint groundwork. Just get lucky...
>>577927426Give me about 4 days
>>577936060it is. My 3rd slice of life anime had a translation note for Onii-chan explaining honorifics. I thought, "cool didn't know that, makes sense why they wouldn't try and translate it because we don't have equivalents to that in English" and moved on
>>577936291>give every front card groundwork hints now>Wit Bobo gives gold groundwork laterWhat did Cygays mean by this?
>>577936279Hey, /bag/ is two blocks down
what's a gyaru?
>>577929364It's ok Palmer.
>other servers didn't hit UE until the significant bump in stat-output from grand mastersare globetards shrimply the strongest?
>>577936535Someone who has sex wiht otakus
>>577936630so a weeb?
>>577936621are you pretending you guys are running the same game as other servers
>>577936535Someone who's kind to otakus
>>577936673of course not, we're running the harder server.
>>577936706Fake
>>577936286I make twitter screencaps about IRL uma posts since my twitter is filled with japanese tweets about irl horses.
>>577936442Posting kitasan lookalikes si fine thoughbeit
>>577936673They should give us a shit ton of borrows like the gook server had
>>577936706so a good Samaritan?
wei
HOW DO YOU LOOP UMA STAN I CANT GET IT RELIABLY FROM ANY AUTO CAREER AT ALL REEEEEE
>>577931431>Kitasan White is generally really good.She's a giga top tier you mean, she's the hog of fronts>Blaze Brian is the Hog of Long.Not reallyShe's still weaker than some late surgersIt's funny how you got it reversed
come to tomakomai
>>577936760Love Tachy
>>577936790Doto looks like a villain...
>>577936821Just use Digitan bro>inb4 you don't have herlol
>>577936897I'd rather cum inside Hokko Tarumae
>>577936821Your Digi?
>>577936821You need at minimum MLB Fuku + MLB Riko + MLB Hello + 2 any speed card, then you can use the 0LB power Halo that you got spooked on to regularly reach SS rating while doing 30+ races
>gaslighting well-informed anons about kitasan BLEACHED
>>577936769gyarus are still women, they don't need to be kind with other women
>>577936089>assimilate or die>but ahkshually preserve these specific cultures because uhm they're uhhh it's not because i can fap to them it's because uhhh nippon banzai
I LOOPED SO HARDAND GOT SO FARBUT IN THE ENDMY PARENTS CAN'T GET THE WHITE SPARKS
>>577936821bwo your king pow card?
>>577937072Rulership is a boy, thoughever
>>577937162not when she's in my bed
>3rd concert*coughs blood*
>>577936673At this point, what's mechanically different in terms of rating? GL is the same as it is in JP, right? And while we have uma/card foresight, they aren't mechanically different. We have skill changes, but those don't affect rating.
>>577937141Stupid Chud
>>577936673We're on the same power curve though. Its not like our cards give more stats.
>umama buys barcarole on mile
>>577937319>>577937315Did you guys forget that, as a whole, GL was fucking weaker when JP initially released it.
>>577936706I still can't believe that series. it's a sfw version of Imaizumi but it seems to be written by a woman. I don't get it.UMA MUSUME
>>577935598Nothing wrong with TL Note. Americans have mental issues that want to destroy the message of what the original author intended. They're just translators, nobody asked them to change context.
>>577937385Global GL has not been buffed and is the same as JP GL release though
Give me wife or I start shitposting.
>>577937509This is NTR right
>>577936835is she really stronger than VFujin? I want to pull both but I will probably have to pick one or the other
good daycan't wait to see this piece done...
>>577937509kino
>>577937592uh no, this is NTR
>>577937592You have to ask?
my gp loop autos always end up with SS rank but when i move on to autoing my direct cm parents suddenly im getting S+ with the same deck
Holy fuck Akebono is so rapeableHer voice is so cute!
>>577935598How would you guys actually want to see her gyaru shit translated? Or are you having a baby melty just because they don't call us "trainer-san"?
>>577937583Roll the dice. Is it a good one? Is it one you will like? Or will you go back to the one you got last time? Choose carefully.
>>577932689Well, at least you sound like you got better odds than the most of us here.The last time I tried to flirt with a woman I got told to fuck off without even completing my first sentence.
>>577937162yeah with THAT attitudea girl = anything I'm about to fuck
>>577937509JP is right over there for you to jerk off to your glorious nippon authorial intent
>>577937697>autotard discovers stat growth rates influence final ratings
>>577937592Yeah, it got a hentai adaptation by the same guy who Taimanin Asagi like 10 years ago too
>>577937602For medium and CMs yes but VFujin has slightly more mid-race and unlike White Kitasan she can be used for mileThe crazy thing with VFujin is even 3 years later she is still top 3 mile front runner for LoH
>>577937697Your blues suck
>>577937832this is literally just amiya
>>577937818I'm a short ugly oji-san so I don't even bother trying. Uma Musume has warped my mind anyway, the last time a cute girl crossed my field of vision my instinctive reaction was thinking>you don't have a tailthere's no hope for me, anymore
There's nothing wrong with homosexuality in the year 2020+6
>>577931135I'm unemployed and my rich wife pays my rent while I finish my degree
>>577938023Fag.
>>577931135I'm slacking off at work right now
>>577937697You deck need to adjusted to the parents growth, lower the number of races if you're still not hitting S+. Sometimes bot runs can also low roll so you will still get S+ here and there
>>577937385Did they ever buff GL?
>>577938023Dober literally loves cocks though. Why else would she shit out so many kids?
>>577937339Why doesn't it activate in certain mile tracks?
Topro sex
>>577937945ok I guess I'm pulling VFujin then. I might have to give up on dickpulling Hokko Tarumae, that will suck, but I'm a strictly f2p frontfag so it can't be helped, in that case.
>>577938023preach
:3
I see we are back on the localization raid
>>577937832this is some ugly ass slop got dam
>>577937319You are definitely not on the same power curve because they couldn't loop or get the same amount of inherits to how absolutely busted auto training is with how it can even clear even F/F races if you're lucky, but you're not going that far either.
>>577937945Should I just get Fujin then? Better long-term, more versatile + it's not like fronts are having a hard time in medium right now. I'm getting Machan for sure tho cause last sprint was genuinely awful for fronts
4 days
>>577938227>>577938274White Kita comes with free pulls and is also a mandatory parent. She's still more important
Whatever, she'll have to do for now. I need to work on Nishino and Spe
>>577938250Who is raiding us and why? Is there a sharty uma thread?
>>577937945QRD on Pizza Taiki?
>>577938242I still need a Dia-chan bff... (boyfriends forever)
https://youtu.be/6j6U2uoV7QY
>>577938357i imagine these anons aren't pulling because they're front mains, they're pulling because of LoH tax.
>>577938395no but prolly a /v/ onewhich is the same thing
>>577938331>Mystery niggasIt could be fuku...
>>577938023…
>>577938357If she's a good parent then that changes things... Guess I'll see how the free pulls go
>>577938415Top tier for LoH because she's a pace chaser but gets raped in CM by lates like Gran and SiL
>>577938526They're new VA (To Uma) dude it's not Fuku.
>>577938393nice nazi. hopefully you have some finishing velocity on your second inherit else you're going to have a bad time.
>>577938561SAY IT. SAY THE WORD.
>>577938250>only happens during EuSEAn hoursReally makes me ponder
>>577938265GL is still SP limited, so it's not like we can buy 5k worth of rating in white skills. The bulk of that rating is from the 1700 speed and 3x1200 stats, and all that requires is 18 speed stars to bump the cap that high. And don't say 9 star blue parents didn't exist back then in JP.
any roomers?
>>577937284I kept going just to see how bad it could getI was not prepared
>>577938331i love the top left crew
https://youtu.be/iPcc_9KYnpU
what's the situation where you would use Mejiro Palmer stam over creek?
>>577938614Men…
>>577938331For me, it's Dura and Taiho.
>>577938574She's not just a good parent, she's a mandatory parent like Seiun for fronts and even pace chasers past 4th anni when fronts stop being used for medium CMs
>>577938459But I'm a front main also I'm still getting raped by spark rng from auto careers
>>577938331Duramente altOguri 3rd AltTaiho SSR cardLogotype SR cardFirst Paka to get 1 gorillion views
UMA MUSUME IS AN IDOL GAME
>>577938780DOBER WON'T ACT LIKE THAT
>>577938767>have a recovery in kit>on mediums where a gold rec isn't needed
>>577938607I do have Triumphant Pulse so it should be fine I think. Lights of Vaudeville would've been better since it can still activate if she happens to be in 1st but I don't have my own Fuji.
>>577938767if (you) have lead, asbestos or microplastics induced brain damage
>>577938767the wit card replacing bourbon is providing a strong skill and the unit or rest of the deck has a gold recovery.
>>577938607A bad time you say?
>>577938393I would love to hit it with "it dies" but this shit looks solid
>>577938892Anon, it's premium Uma season. It's going to be a new Uma. Probably Epiphaneia because Daring Tact isn't there and they seem to hate her.
>>577938357How many free pulls do we get for Kitasan Bleached?
>>577938967it does explode unfortunatelywhite recoveries do nothing with such low stam>t. limit tester
>>577938331Finally they remembered she exists.
>>577939010Epipen is not real3 uma bannersTact breaks out of TartarusFuku foretells the coming of Larc to JapanGood Paka
Hey quick question is there ever a TM Opera O support card? I noticed we don't have one yet other than the basic R.
>>577938898Smart Beetle
I am the mightiest smiler :)
>>577939140Whoramente
>>5779390918 single pulls
>>577938767You don't need Creek during GL, just borrow speed Suzu and redeem Trackblazer before the last concert
>>577939010>Daring Tact isn't there and they seem to hate her.They might want to release new umas in chronological order lolThat means no Taiho until late-2027 or even further especially since he's less important than Efforia who isn't announced yet lol>>57793909150 on KIta and DIa50 on Spe with NSM and wit Sweepy
>>577939248>reading comprehension
>>577939140It's mostly cause of Taiho. Would love a Duramente alt though. It's been far too long without one.
>>577939159She gets a Wit card that you will have to borrow for your Paces a couple times
>>577938782they really made angling then said "whoa we can't ever have this shit again"
>>577939159she has a whalebait wit card coming soon
>>577939010One day Tacto will be released from gay baby jail...
>>577939159
>>577939140my second favourite grooveling…
>>577939273oyakodon
They should do a run of alt-timeline uma skins. Like rudolf if she was an underachiever/delinquent, mcqueen if she was poor, doto if she goofed up
>>577939325That Stamina SR card is suspiciously Opera Mare coded
if dober didn't want all this attention from MEN then she shouldn't be so damn sexy.
>>577924854Wedding fine momo, ballroom Fuji, yukino. ... That was the plan, but my UF umas got their asses handed in few trial matches I had, and now I have second thoughts. End xoguri is a fucking cancer; I thought she wouldn't be as menacing but boy I was wrong. Am I supposed to bring two debuffers targeting end closers? Fuck this meta
>>577939283Mcfatty finally usable!
weak bait today, huh
>>577939179Love Kita too. Real Steel when...
>>577939421>
>>577939325Why is that SR so seductive...
>>577939029
>>577939506would Tarumae bait MEN to Tomakomai?
>>577939456You're supposed to stop running rooms against the same six people and recognize that most of your CM matches and probably your finals will continue to have bots in them
>>577939578What if he's losing against Umama and V
>>577939650Kita would do this
why don’t they go back and fix the careers of rudolf/kita/opera/etc so that they actually have their rivals in them?
>>577939578What if he loses to an End Xog bot?
LET'S GO RICKEY
>>577939538cygames:>they're underaged and you're meant to develop a desire to nurture them as if they were your own daughter, help them towards their goals and guiding them through the tribulations of lifealso cygames:>heh, here's a sprinkle of upskirt teasing while wearing their school uniform
>>577939785>to nurture them as if they were your own daughter,>if they were your own daughterBrother in what world? This probably only applies to Urara at best.
>>577939760Casual CM clankers don't have the brain capacity to mutate Xog to end closer
>>577937604You look so cute today!
>>577939785>heh, here's a sprinkle of upskirt teasing while wearing their school uniformyou might be an unironic nonce if that's what you get from that artworkget help.
>>577939853
My oshi? Brusquement.
Running adshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VkG_D1qRKY
>>577940017My oshi is Kin'iro Ryotei.
>>577939784Suckey my dickey.
I don't remember why but I have a pic of a cock in my Daiwa folder
do you keep rerolling your GPs until you get good pinks and blues and then start making a direct parent or what because this is the shit i getmain loops are umastan slipstream and tail held high
>>577940082She is so cool...
>>577939928we're all a nons here
>>577939902anon...
>>577940024>>577940167LUUUUUUNAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>>577939928Are you saying upskirt enjoyers are nonces...
>>577939785What are you on aboutThere are at least 2 uma whose reason for existence in the umaverse is "I love you"
>>577940192In that image alone it literally says it's used for young women as well.
I want VFujin
>>577940146pretty much, and also while doing that you can try adding more skills to loopa
where does kris keep the gun while running
>>577940273>if i read selectively then it can fit my preconceptionsamazing.
>>577938331Daring Tact
>>577940209
>>577940149Yeah
>>577939578Running rooms with few good people prepares me to beat up ~80% of player base. I don't have to win everything in the rooms, I just need to see my builds are viable.
>>577940146>do you keep rerolling your GPs until you get good pinks and bluesyes
>>577940352Blind fuck.
Me and my wife
oh damn, i'm so beautiful
>>577940302>>577940423im ngmi...
>>577940376>>577940209
>>577939902it's been years since the last time Cygames released a character that old frustrated dudes could call their daughter
>>577939917thank you...
I'm a racist chud and I think Helios talking like a zoomer is based I'm tired of people less racist than me trying to co-opt my movement with their lukewarm safe-rightoid ideals.
>>577940528i would not last a year being kitasan's trainer before trying to cum inside her
>>577940460>criticism is that anon is picking and choosing where they're placing importance>believes that a visual representation of their flawed thought-process is somehow a counter to that criticismimpressive.
>>577940592this desu, gyarus are subhuman whores that bring nothing but shame to Japan, culturally genociding them is a benefit to everyone
>>577940791
>>577940659do it torena
>>577940781You can cry all you want about it but maybe don't put up a picture that, multiple times, contradict what you say.
>>577940983
>>577940848Cute!
>6 pm in umasrealOnly a few more hours
>didn't roll for Inari when I had the chance because i was worried about mlbing tackyonSTOP RUBBING IT IN ARGHHHHHH
No one likes Inari
>>577941075>>577941086
>>577941230metacuck...
>>577940971>caveats for the sake of clarification and potential use-cases nullify the overarching, original definition of a wordtantalizing.
>>577941230she'd just lose to the hog or the hog's friends anywayinari ZERO is more like it
>>577941362Inari won against Oguri IRL though>>577941279
>>577941330>ORIGINAL DEFINITIONI guess when you say someone is gay you just mean they're happy, right?
>inari cord out and about
>>577941279>>577941491
Imagine the meltdown when the localizers completely butcher Still in Love's career/story
>>577941491>Inari won against Oguri IRL thoughwow, spoilers for cingray, thanks a lot asshole
>>577941606yeah i am imaginingnow what
>>577941606>he thinks reddit and mainstream weebs will give a SINGLE SHIT or even be aware of any of itLOL
>>577941606I doubt global would make it that far
>>577941362My Inari SS ranked Inari won against UF/UG hogs last cm tho
>>577941606like the average still in larp fan plays the game lol
>got 7 akebonos in autoI don't even know what her star race is but neat
>>577941606Meltdown incoming in... uh 3 years
Teio? More like GAYo, lmao!!
>>577941509Edo threadEdo game
Does anyone have this but with Orfevre? I can't seem to find where I saved it.
[localization post]can I have some (You)'s pretty please
AAAAAAAAAAAAA IM THE IN SOUP
>>577941861it's okay to be gay
Thank you daily pulls
>>577942050Nevermind found it. I really need to sort my images better.
Can this tank racing spirit stamina? Umalator says it's fine, but my parasocial boyfriend says paces should aim for 650stamina
>>577941695You think one a most popular gacha in global right now won't survive another 2 years?
>>577942323tank this BITCH
Ushi Musume. Milky Derby!
>>577942357yes
>>577941771I've seen 16s looking like ramonu and 44s looking like sweepy.
>me waiting for Festival banner>me after watching cingray get kinda hyper for Inari>Inari bros supports mebased, i'm in right company
>>577942357I think he think Global will shut down when JP shuts down in 2 years
>>577942443>shit character >shit bannerKill yourself
>>577942443>slop if it was sexywhoa... shame about all the obvious fuck ups, and the low sample count
>>577942323650 is ideal cause if you run into debuffers that Pearl is getting throat cancer again
Genuinely what will happen to global once Cygames releases Umamusume 2 and we are still not caught up?
>>577942443So many Inaris out there and you chose slop... for shame brother
>>577942653They still haven't released a granblue 2 what makes you think they'll release an umamusume 2.
>>577942653We go even FASTER
>>577942641>OfofofoGod, I hate localizers
>>577942653everyone's gonna jump over to playing uma musume 2 jp
my fuku card gets more borrows now than it ever did during mantblazer lolby at least double. maybe triple
>>577942653Nothing unless Umamusume 2 is global from the get go.
>>577942653
>>577942836>>>/lgbt/
You can get each of these for 1800 yen. Why?????
>>577942653Like they'd ever release a sequel and not just update the same game constantly
>>577942806Let's hear it from you. How would (you) translate that?
who even likes gold ship??? (real oshi non meme)
sloppers are NOT my "brothers"
Only organic Inari's in my household
>>577942653>Umamusume 2Why would they make that? Are you retarded? Is that why you used a Jordan image for this post?
you gonna bake or what?
>>577943245so they can charge you for the characters again?
Okay I will make a THREAD NOW
Inaris big Inaries
Not a pearl but something more expensive
>>577943446>>577943446>>577943446
>>577943062Noblewoman laugh
>>577943415Nice bwo
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12019007
oh boy Machan next week
