Previous: >>577971795>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. MiracleCurrent CM: Libra Cup - Hanshin Turf 1600m - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600Current Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3, Trainer Aptitude Test>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg 08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Good/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Fusaichi Pandora (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>my trainer told me to dig here
>>577995080SE-GA!SA-TO-NO!
this game? not good
Qt
Tachyon LOVE
>The legendary 8-roll to complete the bingo boardMaybe she's not as villainous as I thought.
My trainee is very saggy...
>>577995080lewd I can see her butt fangs
Classy loli
>>577995287Yeah I was a little too slow
Reminder that JPnegros are the reason we don't have a diveball team
GLASSES PAAMASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXX
we call them JPiggers, newfag
I shan't be rolling for Helios.
Calm down Dia chan...
I hag a really good day today
>>577995348
is coffee good for you?
>>577995242
>>577995537
You WILL MLB Palmer
>>577995242https://youtu.be/MTJ-jtUg4rE
>>577995503Ruby WOULD say this.
Manahattaaa
>>577995537no
For me? Fuji Kisekis.
Yeppers a cute!
>>577995476>check archiveApparently only (You) say that lmao
>>577995348>>5779955252nd alt of this cow when?
I have only run 2 manual careers since grand live first dropped
I like jungle pocket the most
Dantsu saw me eating cheese
Her name is Yuki.
almost 88k burning a hole in my pocketrationally i know i can easily afford to go up to 200 on ruby, and that her skill will be a massive benefit to my end oshis, but i just can't shake the feeling that i will regret pullingpossibly because i did 200 pulls earlier today in blue archive and got raped
>>577995970and she is Bijin
>>577995970Her name is Jin
should zoomers really chase loli ojous
>>577995890*slooooooorp*
>>577992139 (me)>>577992271 (not me)aieeeeeeee
>>577995970yuKINO BITCHIN'
>>577995970
>>577995970Why is she Nishino Flower sized here?
This was a jiggie at some point
>>577995538
>>577996129I'm afraid of gyarus
>>577995268Supiki
loremasters why the FUCK does air shakur have such an insane relationship with her mother??
Fuji Kiseki
>>577996737no wonder she couldn't win a race
>>577995268This is what I say except I don't have an alternate home other than /uma/
>>577996103noI should, though
Palmer hate Palmer hate Palmer hate Palmer hate Palmer hate Palmer hate Palmer hate Palmer hate Palmer hate Palmer hate Palmer hate Palmer hate Palmer hate Palmer hate Palmer hate Palmer hate Palmer hate Palmer hate Palmer hatePalmer. HATE
>>577996737Breasts do not fucking slosh
>>577995285irl palmer looks like Rogue from Marvel
>>577996185
>>577996974Proof?
>>577996129GYARU SEXHOT GYARU SEX
Palmer's chin get!
>>577996737That XX starts with a 3...
Chiyo
>>577997213chang
Stego cute.
I'm bored
How does one gain the strength to uninstall I'm tired...I've been through enough...
So what Uma secretly has ALL THAT but you wouldn't think they got ALL THAT.TL Note: ALL THAT refers to breasts
Dirt medium cm killed /uma/
>>577997454
>>577997573grand live just feels so fucking awful to play, even on mile
https://x.com/PrincessHinghoi/status/2089850366393467350
Uma boobs.NOW!
which umamusumes would you expect to be whores and are actually whores, except curren
Pandora LOVE
>>577997602
>>577997736Curren is not a whore.
>>577997827You're right. A whore does it for money. Curren does it for free.
>>577997573Brickey saved me and gave me plat
Does this series have good doujins
>>577995970Yukino called me a slur
>>577998051someone is missing
>>577997664Even with Overseer?
>>577998267Why would she say that...
Would you donate a kidney to trainer Kiryuin
>>577997602why does she do this expression
>>577998946
INTENSE WEIDIATION
>>577998946How is she SO sexy when she doesn't have a single sexy thing about her?how does she do it?
>>577995080Once again I'd like to remind /uma/ DO NOT CLEAT ANY EVENT CARDS, THEY TAKE UP NO SPACE AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO LEVEL THEM UNLESS YOU'RE SUPER AUTITSTIC ABOUT TTThat is all, have a good day
>>577997827Curren Chan nearly ruined a marriage IRL. Be careful around her
Umas don't masturbate
>>577999242Thank you for weiing in
>>577999371yeah they have their trainer for that
pumpkin doto more like pump in doto hehe
>>577999275boyma
>>577999371...they umasturbate
I am reading the new event introduction and god suzuka is so fucking flat, it's not fair to pair her with fucking bourbon of all umas in a concert
gold anon is mean and doesnt want to engage in my conversations
>>577999334this card seems pretty good for farming solid steps for dirt parents anyway
Training mares must be really difficult
why are you guys so boring today
visit tomakomai
>>577999590
IM IM GONNALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
dead general
>>577999371They just go rape the nearest male
>>577999820She really wants to be an umadol
umafuck
>>577996974they do when they're full of milk for my child
>got doto and digitan on 40 rolls
>>577998093Japs live in perpetual fear of the yakuza so quality lewds are rare.
Remind me, how many sparks do I need to flip C into A? I was gonna try and make a Front NYOpera for Long TT
>>577998521she's from the country and sometimes things slip through her city filters
Bleeeh.... I don't even want to play vidya today
Derby
>>5780002264
how much longer until they drop the next uma? I'm hoping its Marche
>>578000169The yakuza have been majorly cracked down on in recent years with stuff like the law that says that just being a member of a yakuza group, not even having comitted any crime, is enough to be arrested. Maybe that's why japs are getting more bold with their art.
>>577999537she would fit so well with those male swimsuit challenge drawingswish i knew the name of the tag
You can jigg if you want:https://jiggie.fun/Fvfgdthttps://jiggie.fun/Fvfgdthttps://jiggie.fun/Fvfgdt
>>578000453Marche isn't going to be a half anni Uma, you'll probably have to wait for Breeder's Cup for her to be released. I want her now too, though.
>>578000453they're probably saving Marche for BCNext JP Uma banner is Half Anniversary (prob Epiphaneia)
marche sexo
>>578000814i thought they already had breeders cup with umai na merica
my trainee is so cool...
>>578000913No, no. The IRL Breeder's cup. She'll probably be an October release.
>>578000519I've also heard that street gangs are becoming more powerful and prominent which is putting pressure on the yakuza, but I don't know how much of that is true.
>>578000996isnt it weird they have breeders cup scenario but not yanko yet
What the fuck is their problem???
>>578000519I remember watching an interview from an ex-yakuza member, besides the crackdown from that the government now that japan has no more tolerance for them, it's also because it takes too long to climb the ranks inside the yakuza and at its core it's pure seniority, he complained about how the youngsters don't have the patience to wait years until they get an opening for promotions, for the most part they do menial jobs for years.
sexo
Why is this game just a nonstop stream of lezzy scenes? Why did they even add an option to set the gender as male when all the characters obviously want to associate with a female trainer only?
>>578001073based hag
I'll be honest, I was going to subtly brag and say I should explode, after getting a rainbow gate with 4 scout tickets, but I don't even know who the hell this is.
>>578001001Kinda yeah, it's more of a proliferation of online crime now by disconnected groups of maybe 2-3 people which is a lot harder to crack down on.
>Shinko Windy is a nanodaCUTE
>>578001175Because it's Japan and it's in an anime style.
Doko
>>577995735Fujiboobs carelessly fed into my graphics card
>>577998093Uma is not for BA refugees. Go play Stella Sora or whatever porn brained chinkslop out there...
rice ANTAGONIST
Doing a 100 squats was a mistake guys my thighs hurt so bad.
>>578001406take drugs
>>578001282>>577995735sex
Do not reply to the obvious ragebait
>>578001175those are stallions
this isnt dotobut you know whati take it and im not pulling anymorefuck you doto
>>578001503But I want to
>>578001546If Ryan's in there then it's a successful scouting trip!
>>578001510>>578001546nyo...
>>578000960sex with fuji in a porsche 911
Entered into a public CM18 lobby and got bodied by way way better umas than mine just to find out that they all used cards I have available. It was skill issue all along, huh...
I wish I can get ahold of the raw for Bacius' newest chapter of your dark tracen
>>578001671AIEIEEEEEE
2LB Palmer is good enough, right bros?I don't feel like spending a crystal or doing 200 more rolls.
DOTO THE FAT FUCK.
>>578001746Orfevre getting hard mogged by her daughters
>>578001814holy suzubrick
>>578001746>mogged by your daughterpathetic
>>578001814I've been carefully checking all the possibilities and it strongly appears to me that she either is or isn't.
>>578001674sounds hot but cleaning up afterwards will probably be a headache
Love
Why does Dia have long sleeves?
>banner reset>no one pulledHoly dead. Where the fuck did all the Digifags and Dotofags go?
Sing a soothing lullaby.
>>578001372This is an antagonist?
>>578001671>>578001510Doto sex
>>578002026Literally the biggest larpers here
>>578001671
Check em
Why not get a taste of Falco's day-to-day life?
so maybe my previous post came off as cringe or such, I don't now. what does Gold City(the Uma) do? What's her deal? is she any good?
Holy peak...
>>578001503but I reply to Rickey postsI'm from Tomakomai btw
>>578000564>male swimsuit challenge drawingsYou mean this? https://litter.catbox.moe/na9oo5.jpg
>>578001296What is a BA?
>>578002063The weak should fear the strong.
>>578002026machanREMEMBERERS and frontDEITIES will show their powerlevels in a week
you should really go to tomakomai
I never post my pulls here because that's between me and God
>>578002278Blue Archive. It triggers ironic weebs and trannoids since it panders to Otaku.
How braindead do you have to be to think any of the heavily yuri-coded umas like fuji, digitan, sirius, helios, ardan etc. would want anything to do with a male? Cygames is happy to accept your money, but none of those characters would ever have a male trainer based on how they're written
>>577995537there are many scientific debates on whether it actually prevents or causes a huge number of aliments including cancer, heart problems, and cognitive functions. none of these claims are proven as much as a 100 year old hag says her secret to life is a bottle of whiskey and raw onions
>>578002442how about your write yourself a bf fag
>>578002357Sorry, but we will be skiping Machang and ticketing her later
>>578002143
Kissing boys.
>>578001296wrong
>>578001864>>578001893isnt she also way taller than them so its zoomed in on marche and lilac. the body to boob ratios would be off
>>578002026I did throw 10 tickets for digitan because I like her but I'm saving my roll supplies for symboli kris s
>>578002875>>578000996
you have No Reason not to be in tomakomai right now
>>578002882
>>577995771At the very least she has one of the best racing outfits in the game.
>>578002714this image always makes me laugh
Pulls are rigged in this game right? There's no way I'm missing 90% of the uma roster and keep pulling dupes of the same 3 umas I already have.
>>578002026Doto's fotm status died months ago
Holy FUCK doing a longslop uma in grand live is agony, doubly-so for one without a speed growththe crazy thing is this run had ABSOLUTELY INSANE luck, I think my entire classic year was all rainbows, yet the end result is "okay I guess"
>>578001939not my porsche not my problem
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>578001697Start looping
>>578003238>he's marked
>>578001175I always wondered what the context of this pic is
>>578003238i think long term you will end up with about 50% of the roster at any time
>>578003238been playing since day 1 and i have half the 3* roster but yes ive gotten dupes of the same 5 umas so many times that they're 5* and i have to just clover the rest of the pieces
>>578003393Ballroom dance event that we had a few months ago.
King here, Halo!
UOHHHHHHHHHHH I'M LOOPINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>578003434It's always Oguri, Narita Brian, or McQueen. I wasn't even aware that majority of the roster gets added to the general pool because it keeps happening.
>>578003507Looping what
>>578003506i would have thought marche and lilac would be reversed in their reactions
>>578003507is this supposed to be impressive
>>578003506this is why she represents Orfevre when Orfe is absent like in >>578001407 and not Lala
>>578002442Chiyo would not say this.
>>578003518Fuck you you lucky piece of fuck where is my Brian huh?
>>578003518all umas are added to the general pool after their banner is over, the only uma you cant get from pulls is emperor spe
>>578003507looping straight cock and balls
>>578003916
next jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/o4IKGK>https://jiggie.fun/o4IKGKhttps://jiggie.fun/o4IKGK>https://jiggie.fun/o4IKGKhttps://jiggie.fun/o4IKGK
King?
waaaaaaat......
>>578004004shes going to show umanko
>My trainer shaved
so what did we learn?
>>578004013Kamehameha(more brown umas when)
>>578004125Bourbon has nice boobies though.
>>578004054yum
>>578004125Semen is partly created in the balls, but it is not stored in the balls.
>>578004125sexual week is sexually weak
>>578004151Hopefully never
kingu love
>>578003238Bad account seed. It happens.
>haven't finished my hoguri parent>haven't finished my late grandparent, let alone parent>haven't finished my pace parentchat, go on without me...
>>577995080Umasumi is looking for 1 memberAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline will be kicked>20 million monthly quota, AI training is your friend do it before you sleep.>No begging for sashes play the game or use independent training to farm it for you>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else >Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
What are some umas that had amazing careers themselves but their progeny never amounted to much?Pic related, Oguri's kids were kind of a disappointment.
>>578004305nigga just auto
>>578003507Looping absolutely fucking nothing, lad.
>>578004356i can contribute 1 million fans per kawaki kinen sash
I need to know if the other members of Team Canopus have romantic feelings for their Torena or just friendship feelings.
>>578004086
>>578004356Ask again in 2 weeks I'm not missing monthly rewards.
>>578004356no on is joining this late in the monthtry again on the 1st
>>578000960sex with fuji on top of the car
>>578004391For being a minor legend in his own time, Doto's children didn't do all that much.
>>578004498>other membersShoot your shot girl, the worst he can say is no
>>578004125Idk you ask this question every day but... WHAT DID YOU LEARN?
>>578003958>>578003916K.S. finally got someone to love her.
Just got my second rainbow diamond from the event...Do I do it?
>>578004391most of them really
>>578004662Actually, he could also look at you with disgust and go "ew." Or look you up and down and briefly laugh, then look at his friends to make sure they know they should laugh, too.
>>578004813They can't all be KSB
>>578004391Opera had an one of a kind career that would make his owner weep from prideHis kids..they were okay, but nothing compared to him
>>578005025shit parent make umazing kidsumazing parents make shit kids (most of the time)
>>578004837You're right, you should just let him get with someone else and then find out in 15 years that he would have said yes
Whenever I see anything horse related, I immediately think about how it relates to umamusume. Is my brain broken?
>>578004738hard to say without knowing more details about your account, which you style plan to main, how much you have saved, what other resources you have, how seriously you're playing, what you're planning on pulling, etc. i also don't know if we're getting a free selector soon or something.3LB tachyon is a spike in power as is MLB. without knowing anything else about your account but assuming tachyon would be permanently in every single one of your decks for the next four months then 3LB is worth it.
Finally got my first UF
>>578004391super creek did decently well, especially when he existed along side Oguri, but all his kids have been so shit we haven't even gotten any of them in-game or even mentioned
>>578005134True, that's the safest option.
>>578005250105k currently, have kita/maruzen/finemo MLBStamina is current account weakness but planning to roll on the creek/cb banner
>>578005130I mean Deep Impact is both an amazing parent AND among the greatest of japan, it's just getting that lucky in both race genes and being a toptier stud is near impossibly genetically, you really have to luck out
mambwo
>log in>see new banner>"ooh, I'll try a few"They really want me playing this game
>>577996789This one turned out okay
Palmster is a girlboss...
>>578005350if you have MLB maru then it's safe to assume you're a front main? you kinda don't need tachyon. she would be one of the best tertiary speed cards you can have but it's a tertiary speed card.
>>578005502EXPLODE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>578005461>chad impactdoesn't count
>>578005230Soft
>>578005576>safe to assume you're a front mainI like fronts a lot... but man they're rough to use these days :( a backup plan seems good
>>578005529i hate zoomettes so much it's unreal.
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NOTHING GOOD ON UMADB OR CHRONOI THOUGHT YOU FAGGOTS WERE LOOPING
>>578005529motherhood will correct her...
Suppose I'm parent looping with 4 umas. Should I calculate affinity based on the one uma I plan to make a parent for my target trainee or calculate it with my trainee being the target? Also, should I avoid having two potential aces amidst the 4 Uma's I'm looping?
>Caught life threatening disease at birth>Major leg problem before debut>Overcome it all>Farm makes him run 10 races in 8 months>Breaks his leg at the sprinters stake>Hobble around the track on three legs before being put down on the track>Die at 3 years old and become the shortest lived umaApparently there's a video of KS hobbling around, but I think watching it would make me feel terrible.
>>578005721there's highly sexual normal glasses paama i posted near the top you should look at
>>578005820We loopGODs kept all the good shit to ourselves
>>578005868King Halo swimsuit alt when
>>578005868Calculate for the target, and yes I would avoid using any Umas you might end up running later if possible.
>>578002236thank you, anon
Are the new supporter cards good?
>>578005868personally, i don't give a fuck about base affinity since the race affinity accounts for the vast majority. i prioritize good inherits to try and snipe on an inspiration.>Also, should I avoid having two potential aces amidst the 4 Uma's I'm looping?yes. if you're worried about min-maxing your affinity then literally nuking it for an entire branch is probably a bad idea.
>>578006176Yes.
>>578006275copafuck
>>578005820I loop but I don't share
>>578004726
>>578005820Why would I help the enemy
>>578005820All the good loops are at max followers gwo
>>578005820>he thinks i'm going to share my gigalooped parentsEnjoy the basic bitch GW parent, bro.
Wtf is looping?
>>578005820your parameters are probably just too specific. plenty of good GGPs out there and ace borrows have improved a lot over the past week.
>>5780024423 wordsHot Sexpring Ticketthe only one who wouldn't date (you) is Bakushin because the only thing she loves is speed.
The N in your BNW has been improved!
>>578006559>>578006439>>578006548are we really bringing back this timeloop from month 2 of the gamethere's even a tachyon avatarpost
>>578005820I have a Ryan that hit fun stuff, but I don't find it share-worthy, I have a lot more loooooping to do before I really start getting some crazy shit.
>>578006692taishin is perfect the way she is.
>>578002974
>>578006726Perhaps
>>578003238I've pulled Rudolf about 4 times now in the span of6 monthsI tend to take it as the Uma in question really wants me in particular, to help me cope, of course.
>>578006280I'm not sure if it's the entire branch or just the direct gp to target sparks. if the p is unaffected it's pretty minor
>>578006631ningen sisters...
>>578006797I can barely see them
>>578006729for your own personal looooopanbot I'd be prety happy with that
>characters clearly say "days in a flash">Days Flying ByYou don't hate localizers enough
>Stamina 2 Mile 3
>>578004391>Apart from one race, he end up either first or secondBig Head Family Never Ever...
>>578006797Are those what I think they are?
>looptards
>>578005461more like DEEPLY IMPACTED SHIT
If they wanted me to share my looped parents, maybe they should not have capped CP.
>I agree anon, I can't believe they'd remove "christmas" and "master" this localization has some issues!>WAIT WHAT? MY HECKIN' YEPPERS IS AN ENGLISH OC THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE JP YUKINO BIJIN? AIEE NEVER MIND THE TRANSLATION IS FINE SAVE ME TRANNYSAMA I'LL TAKE THE SOUP VAX
Stego cuteNakayama cute
>>578006965they gave us kinda nice though
>>578007197I say this and look like the basedjak you forgot to post
>>578007252she looks stupid
>>578007202Stego is cute but Nakayama is sex
>>578007278
>>578006692that twitter mexican should be stop
What's the appeal of rudemas like Taishit and Shakur?
>>578007278Only if you are a faggot
>>578007387musume is prettyderby
>>578007175Do not abbreviate club points
Anyone else building Palmer this CM?
>>578007387>>578007202Staygold is an ugly boy you kiddie diddler
>>578007175This. My average spark borrow still capping me so why would I share the better shit
I really really REALLY hate how there's a separate ignited spirit or racing spirit >CLASSIC>or PLUSVersions of each skill, it makes searching for parents AWFUL>but anon if the parents and GPs have the non-plus version it's betterI KNOW THAT but what I'm getting at is if you see some super god tier parent with a gorillion sparks obviously if they have a plus version instead of a classic version it's not a dealbreaker, but a search would make you miss it entirely
Reading between the lines, a lot of posts in this thread seem to be saying that Hishi Akebono is cute.
>>578007197You sound like you're in the soup.
>>578007452Very cute
Trainer-san resting before the Takarazuka Kinen to maximize summer training doko
I'd drink yeppers soup
>get all sorts of 3* nishino runs>not a single leap on themWhy do I even bother...
>>578007602anon, it takes like three clicks.
>>578007387I think they're both cute.
>>578006950It was a very fun hit, especially when I used a last borrow with that Ryan on OGuri to see if I could pivot to make into a front/pace lineage. Uma Stan 2* is good and only Restraint 1* but her hitting dirt 3* lets me get back into some personal dirt cycling that should be stronger than what I was doing before Virgo 2 lol.
>>578007671not needed anymore, you can just pop an energy heal from the song shop
>>578007432The appeal is that there's a slimmer of a chance that they love you and only you by the end.i.e. you can fix her
>>578005906Cygames really looked at a fairly unknown horse that was raced to death by their greedy owner and said "let's make a stageplay out of that".
>>578006692the only way to improve her is to change her entire trash racing outfit
>>578007432tieshin is smallair shaker is irredeemable
You pull for umasI pull for statuesWe are not the same
>>578007753>>578006729
>>578007432"tsunderes" for people who like to be abused
yep now I can do proper falco runs
>>578007889>raced to death by their greedy ownerMany such cases
>>578007889was this any good? i hardly hear about this online anywhere
wtf are you doing if you aren't loopmaxxing?
>>578007974Sexpoir City
>>578007889the more drama a horse's story has, the better for Cygames
>my whole TT squad are independent learnersI feel so soulless...
>>578008242I'm still using mostly mant aces and parents
>>578008162
>>578007414Bit rude, innit?
>>578008328ruined
>>578008125flat liningt dancho
>>578008242It's the soulless mode so it makes sense
>>578008328improved
>>578008242I've managed to be on equal terms with the IT systembut my first one was Muteki and i can never surpass that run. not for another year.
>>578007414>should be stopIs Stop a colleague?
>wei?>wahey?>sorry, it's woo now
>>578008578DeepL do be inconsistent.
>>578008578Jesus Christ white women are a fucking mistake
>>578008578>spreading fake newsEVIL
>>578008705Isn't the point of that line that Doto is getting it wrong?
god, doto is just looks so fucking DUMB
https://poal.me/k0q6othttps://poal.me/k0q6othttps://poal.me/k0q6ot
You're now thinking of Almond Eye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>578005820here bwo
>>578008736>Isn't the point of that line that Doto is getting it wrong?deafbro...
>>578008779GLORY EYES
>>578007952I preferred getting more RS: Stamina, but Restraint is a free green that always procs, so if it passes, I find it a bonus.
>>578008720She's ir*sh, not white
>>578008736You're deaf. Though, I understand what you mean, but still no. It's the other meaning. Rather than the pronunciation of the word (she said "wei" btw if you have functioning ears), it's more about how it comes across.
>>578008891Oh it's one of those retarded sound=hackedincrap things, I get it. I don't bother with those because who would ever want to hear whatever stupid crap 4chan power users would post?
but what if you lose the finals after looping
>>578008578remember xhey use DeepL whenever you see anything like this
>>578009097CM is a literal gamble like anything else in the game
could an uma fight a bear and win
>>578009097We loop again.
>>578008578I welcome our new AI overlords
next jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/1nZUq4>https://jiggie.fun/1nZUq4https://jiggie.fun/1nZUq4>https://jiggie.fun/1nZUq4https://jiggie.fun/1nZUq4
>>578008779
>>578009097You loop your loses into a win (eventually)
>>578009097I'd shrimply kill myself
>>578008578Why yes, I do prefer 1:1 translation. How could you tell?
>>578009180kite and throw rocks
Which umas have femboy trainersWhich umas have muscular trainers
>>578009097The loop doesn't stop. But it'll definitely slow down after half TP is over
>>578008578whoa, only now noticed that hideous hat. What the fuck is that thing? outfit wouldnt be too bad, but having a fuckin pumpkin hanging off her head..
>>578005660at least 4 or more years till playable marche im gonna
>These "oshis", are they in the room with us right now?
>>578009097the looping will continue until morale improves
>My oshis? Smaru, Xoguri and Vbourbon of course. I'd run them even if they weren't meta!
>>578006275need more snaggletooth umas
>>578009097You save the enemies and loop the finals till you win
Have we ever sexscale umas to see which one is the best or worst breeder irl?
>>578009404>femboy trainersCreekCurrenRickey
Running into Rulership the day after I was ERPing with dominare-san!
>>578009678
Do you have 4/4 yet?
>>578009623uraratachyongold ship
>>578009586>t.
I told her she should be honest and apologize.
>>578006736
>>578009753
https://x.com/sponichi_sakata/status/2089901286472941893Forever Young on the turf
>>578009296Gentilmommy
>>578008119It's a mixed bag. Would be much better if Helios weren't so damn annoying.
>>578009773I have scouted all four fourths of Tosen Jordan, yes.
>>578009180Statistically yes.>Human intelligence + Horse strengthHorses could knock a bear unconscious with one good kick to the head, they however, lack the intelligence to know that works. humans have the ability to use tools and strategy. All it would take is planning where to strike the bear and one powerful kick or javelin throw and the bear is good as dead.
>>578009296source
Breaking News! Oil has been found in Tomakomai alongside the Mouth of Hell!
>>578008057I'd pump Dantsu full with my greedy cock
>>578010014now what if it was an uma musume vs a kuma musume
umasumi you fucking losers
>>578008759No one likes Akikawa fuck off.
>>578009180
>>578010216Mambo does.
>>578010189
Air Groove's breasts.
>>578010270that's only because of nepotism
>Trainer-san! I found a small soppy cave near the mansion! Let's explore it tonight~
>>578010003face boob ass umanko
>>578009890Who was so cruel as to take her upper measurements? That's basically just her torso
>>578008057>>578010075What if torena loves Dantsu instead and gives her cheese on a frequent basis
>>578010183One step closer to akuma musume
>>578009416*punch*Shut the fuck up.
>>578010525I'm fine with that too
>>578010413sorry but I'm too young to be a father
>>578010413exploring diamond small cave
https://x.com/i/status/2060060977346035888whats stego doing with all that heat
>>578010593always some contrarian liking the absolute worst fashion in the game, kys
you could be in tomakomai right now but you aren't why?
>better stats>better UGs>much more skill pointsIs there any reason to make my aces manually in GL when AI completely mogs me?
>>578010525THIS happens
Matchmaking for the last day was absolutely abysmal which makes me feel less bad because if I actually had <400 points left to make it to plat 4 I probably would've gotten depressed. That said the hero gauge filling on the last ticket when I can't use it is absolutely annoying. Either way, good showing from my team. Still happy how things turned out considering how lazy I got with me only really training Stego for this.
>>578010846Anything Doto wears is automatically cute. Stfu.
>>578008578I want to protect Doto...
>>578010979Cuck.
>>578010413But I don’t like getting wet…
I had a dream where Sanae got turned into an uma and I was very confused
i think TT is more soulful than CM
>>578010183If we're assuming a Kumamusume is a woman with bear strength, then it will be to the Kumamusume. Bears are pretty fast in sprints and can pace horses. And since some Umas have sharp teeth like Shinko Windy, very likely a bear girl is guranteed to have a set, and the bite force of a bear is significantly stronger than a horse.
Don't you think its weird that trainer x trainee marriage is so incredibly common? What's up with that.
>>578010875better chance of your chain events finishing
>>578011297AOI LOOK OUT AOI THERES AN UMA IN THERE AOIIIII
CMs would be so much better if there was an autoskip button like TT where I can instantly see the results of 5 races
wahey
>time to delete veteransugh. I get so tired of this shit. And it's so hard to remember if I already have that spark combination. Last time I found out I had like 8 scarlets with 3 speed 2 front.I synched with uma.moe for matching veterans a few weeks back. I logged in there thinking I could sort through my vets by number of white skills or something to help me make a burn list, but for some reason your options for sorting your veterans are fucking terrible compared to just searching the database of borrows.Is there any site I can upload my veterans to that has sorting options that might actually be useful? or do I just have to do things the hard way?
>>578011297As normal as a producer marrying his idol s or a teacher marrying his students or a commander marrying his soldiers
>>578011297You're asking too many questions
>>578011297We don't like that.
>>578011636woo*
>>578004391Brian's kids didn't do much, though he died youngish so that limited the number of pulls on the slot machine
>>578011653for me it's how I spent 15 minutes going through 200 loops, bookmarking the transferable ones, only to realize you can't transfer bookmarked ones for some retarded reason and having to undo all that manually.
>>578011498The trap is for you, you're getting into a threesome
I made a Ug Air Groove.
>578010979>Us rank not even L rankWhen are you going to win a plat? Fraud
>danchou is now required by law to inform every new member that he's on the child sex offender registry
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>578011756
>>578010779
I'm seeing more gold skills now in my clanker runs than before. Did they stealth fix it?
>>578011865What do you expect from a larper
>>578011850when you remove the bookmark add a memo because you can delete memo umas and also filter by memo
>>578011051this is one of the stupidest sentiments ive ever read. Just because you love an uma doesn't mean you have to love the trashbag cyjew put them in.
>>578012086stick to localization shitposting
>>578012086*punch*
>>578012027>you can filter by memoShiraoki-sama bless your soul, anon.
>>578011297>common>like 3 canon parents out of 100s of tracen alum
>>578007563
So smug and so cute...
PLEASE GIVE ME BUE SO I CAN EAT SOMETHING ELSE
so why does this JP posting fag blog here instead of the thread that actually plays that version
>>578012324I'm sensing Lala
Sorry Helios, i'm in love with trainer
>>578012331Because I can, faggot.
>>578012331i dunno why do you suck so much cock
>>578012259Still an ugly boy you gay pedophile
>>578012331Because the JP server is dead. Why do you think Cygames keep rolling out so much QoL for Global? Global is their priority right now
>>578012491That doesn't have anything to do with which 4chan thread is used to talk about it.
>>578012324mmmm tachyon
>>578012395Ruby would not say that (she wouldn't be sorry)
>>578009278
Middle schoolers with saggy tits are gross.
>>578012596The JP thread is as dead as the JP server
stallions
>>578012331because theyre a tourist of jp. This happens almost every new uma, then they move onto the next. A truly disloyal fag who seeks the new
>>578012673so instead of posting there and trying to make it active he posts his irrelevant shit here? sounds like a bargain bin attention whore that needs to fuck off
>>578012331this is uma general not uma global general
>>578010189die in your sleep
>>578012681These are men.
Mun!reponse?
>>578011865to be fair L rank needs some extreme highrolling + FL
>>577995735>>577996789>>578001282
>>578012917
>>578012885What's this then? >>577747921
>>578010343mmm... yes
>>578007175>barely anyone ever borrows your mid parents for a year>finally some good fucking parent>100 CP almost every day>suddenly super anxious about that hemorrhaging CPMo monies, mo problems
Pearl on my face
>>578012748This tranny cuck >>578010979hass been doing this for over half a year when will he fucking stop
>>578013078a thread to keep their shitty divegrass team alive
>>578013078taiwan
>>578001952>her sideKill yuritards
>>578013078That's their nest where they plot the next epic raid on the global thread
>>578013009No it doesn't lol
>>578013106theaters don't really offer couples discounts anymore, instead most just use a no-singles policy
>>578013076>wokelizers ruined HeliosSkipping her banner
>>578013362you don't play the game
>>578013362but anon... your favorite uma... her translation...
>>578011963what insane fucking country has you eating fried chicken and noodles at the same time????
>>578013401>t.Allison
>>578013512cute unamed doto friend
>>578013542post your plats
why is she allowed to use the m-word but bobo can't
>>578010874if I go to tomakomai I'll kill myself
>>578013686Just another one to the list
>burn incense>throw a cheeky 10 pull plus another 6 singles>get two of the Helios card
>>578012324>>578012383>>578012614FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>578013686thanks for reporting anon, we'll fix this next patch
is rickey able to control halloween digital like in my martial arts mvies
>>578013090Boob Groove
>>578013686Because they hate clankers
>>578013542I never fell for the "localizer bad" shtick because every example given was shown with the intent to convince me that MTL is good and that we should kill women for existing. Obviously the latter wasnt gonna work on me, and if you've ever read MTL anything, as I have, you know it's complete dogshit.
>>578013686Because Dejitan deserves to be enslaved.
>>578012458
>>578013747something something Bourbon's can be interpenetrated as slave master relationshipsomething something digital's is a one time line
>>578013090>>578013863No hags
god damn she's got some thick thighs
Palmer a cute! She's cute!
>>578013931Meds, now
>>578013686because Bourb saying Master as often as she does implies a purely sexual relationship to english audiences, and obviously thats just not true of Bourbons character. Digital saying it in a throwaway line is meant to be a joke.
>>578013686they're going to "fix" it like they fixed cafe's christmas scene
>>578013498phillipines
>>578013686They forgot to check that after running it through DeepL.
>>578013989>used good>prostitute >created an uma that sucks in long runs
>>578013686It's even stupider to think about considering we've had games like fgo on the market for over 10 years now
>>578013090>>578013863Yes hags
>>578014240>>578014193you lost
>>578011963at jollibee you can get spaghetti, rice, and fried chicken all at once
>>578014185>implies a purely sexual relationship to english audiencesThis is why normies need to stop watching anime
>>578014292FGO is infamous for having one of the worst localizations of any video game so it doesn't exactly help to mention that. Obviously they intend Master to be used in a purely sexual context in that game, but just about every other sentence is fucked to shit thats why everyone just plays the JP version
7 and I do a non borrow manual run 0 and I rape Fuku
>>578013806there's one with all of them? oh that's cutealso, sry bwo
>>578014041no one says this
>>578014445They even made the loli to hate Christmas
>>578013945
>>578014445Happy Holi-Maya!
>localization twitter rightie raidgoodnight
Thoughts?
I have been trying to have spurt on my damn parents. When there is spurt, it’s always pace/long pink sparks
Fuji Kiseki has offered to throw your laundry in with hers. Will you accept the offer? There is a chance you may "lose" some clothes in the dryer, as she puts it.
>allison xerself doing damage control in a mongolian basket weaving forum
gm
>>578014598Fleshlight
>>578014543Merry Kris S
>>578014193????
>>578014532isn't it bad to go in hotsprings while pregnant?
>>578014697>7Clearly today is a lucky day for you, may you stay blessed by Shiraoki-sama
>>578014613Stay away from my clothes. I can do my own damn laundry
>>578014709how about, Marry Kris S?
>>578014697
>>578014684
Why did Digitan say oh my glob
>>578014613>inviting a lesbian
7 and I rape the next Uma posted 4 and I let Winning Ticket rape me
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>578014960She will never be Narita Brian
>>578014954>raped by a crybabyBeta.>>578014960Lolis aren't welcome
>>578014954
>>578005289Congrats anon
>>578013320what makes you say that
Gold City smile in my heart
>>578015081>>578015106WAIT NO I SAID IT AS A JOKE I DONT WANT TO BE RAPED BY TICKEZO
>>578015075whew that's great news
>>578014954prepare your butthole
>>578015179>mean girl
>>578014613This right here, this is the best part of a woman
>>578015216Hear me Shiraoki! 7 and I am free of the Tickezo rape 4 and the entirety of BNW rapes me
>>5780151847 and you're walked home gently, 4 and Shiraoki-sama kicks me down to third place Open B next CM, anything else and the thread is butter on toast
>>578015339>fatfagNeck yourself
Taiki Shuttle raped me
>>578014960Indeed.
>>578015182so that's why she wears those high thigh boots
>Windy proclaiming herself as a demonic queen>There was one or two mentions of Satan in prior events>Also that one event where Doto was willing to be possessedI don't think the holy orb can cleanse enough of the cult that Tracen Academy have become.
>>578015423>Kentuckian You deserved it
>>578015389DANCHOU DANCHOU HELP ME DAAAAAANNNCHOOOOOOUUUUUUU>>578015423Next time wear something appropriate and not something that makes you look like you’re asking for it
>>578015256this is hot
Taiki Shuttle is Japanese.
>>578015559Shiraoki-sama has abandoned you, and I shall pray that she guides you back to the racetrack
>>578014613As.long as she doesn't steal my favorites it's fine.That said, I thought smells were a male fetish.
>>578015668No, she is from America.
>>578015478fully evolved succubus
>>578015661Go back to Georgia >>578015668>raping a brown nipNever flirt with an American women.
>>578015726SHIRAOKI HERE IS MY FINAL PRAYER 7 AND I AM FREE FROM MY PREVIOUS BAD LUCK 4 AND I LET ANY UMA HAVE THEIT WAY WITH ME UTATEKUREEEEEEEE
>>578015478genuinely kys
Grass Wonder is Japanese.
>>578015932
>>5780159327 and you get raped by the Uma you consider the least attractive until you are mindbroken and become an empty vessel that only knows how to get hard and cum.
>>578013686>get the new agnes digital>her very first framed picture is the sr speed Narita Taishin in a swimsuit
>>578015962Her Kentuckian spirit does not lie.
>>578016067>raped by loliumas
>genuinely[-]
>>578016067Bwo...
>>578016067Glad I'm not that guy
>>578015962She had a catfish filet for lunch today
>>578016067>im going to be raped by Goldship DANCHOU DANCHOU PLEASE HELP
>>578016067>Raped by ShakurFate worse than death
Enough abusing with these 7s.
i don't even want this 7
>>578016387BUT YOU GOT IT
>>578016180that would be my dream instead
>>578016387
>>578016067i'm in the soup now...
>>5780163617 and I rape you
>>578016387Can I have it
I would make sweet love to Tickezo and marry her too.
>>578016334>>578016346>finding lolis more attractive thanSeek help
>>578016417we're being blessed today
>>5780164894 and you get drunk and have a one night stand with a random human woman around your age. Tickezo will walk in on you and her in the morning, but she won't cry. Not this time. Instead she will pack her things and leave, and you will never see her again.
I want a non-clingy trainee that I don't have to get close to and build a relationship I click out of after 5.
>>578016607Wasted
>>578016607Since you got a 7, I get to have a happy life with Tickezo wife.
>>578013154theyre basically a bandwagoner. They don't stop. It's literally part of their identity to bandwagon because they lack a personality
>>578016721>insert image of Tickezo crying at every turning point in the relationship (marriage, pregnancy, childbirth, first steps, etc)
>>578016721Yeah, I guess you do.
this girl is going to drain me
7 and everyone gets the happy ending they dearly desire!!!4 and everyone loses their dicks to a Gentildonna handjob.
>>578016828>>578016804Yay!
>>578016067>the Uma you consider the least attractiveThere's not a single unattractive Uma to me. How do I tiebreak? Personality?
GIVE ME A (YOU) OR I RAPE INARI ONE.DON'T TEST ME.
Meisho Doto sitting on my face
>>578016885>turning into a gyaruFucking why?
But who is the Pretty Darby?
>>578017091DAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHBBBYYYYYYYY
>Inari rapes another ome
>>578017036I'll give you a (You) just so you rape Inari One.
I love Taiki butt
this is peak female form
Why is 4 the bad roll... it is my favorite number...
>>578016721>>578016804>insert tickezo crying, cheering for mr. sperm to inseminate her
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12021921
>>578017234She's fat
>>5780172394 is the Japanese equivalent of 13 in the west
>>578017091Of course it's her!
>>578017239Japan says that 4 is a bad number as it is associated with death.
>>578017239It sounds like the japanese word for deathIt's way more justified than 13 for westerners
>>578017220She fucks poor men
67
>>5780172394 is shi in nihonneseshi also means death
>>578017420That means I have a chance!
>>578017345>13 in the westIsn't that an eastern thing too
>>578017420Taiki is American, she knows what African Americans are.
shinko
I, Daiichi Ruby's trainer, need to make sweet, sweaty, intense passionate love with Daiichi Ruby
>>578017258>the fastest sperm gets to be born >it’s almost like the Nippon Dahby in the uterus >UWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH>GANBATTE MISTER SPERM
>go back to dorm>muffling sounds of Trainer and Curren in the room
>>578017464>>578017239>shi is 4, switched to 'yon'>shichi is 7, switched to 'nana'>presumably because of the death pun
>>578017569Tits way too big on Ruby
>>578017485It's unlucky in the west due to Christianity
>>578017512Kill yourself, cuck
>>578017345>>578017381>>578017391>>578017464thats just asian countries in general, especially china since they started it with making 4 have the same pronunciation as death which is also "si" and death being "siwang"
>>578017601I don't want to remember the whole onyomi kunyomi reading..
fuku cute
My mouth on Shichi's Chichi
The joke is that she eats a lot. Funniest shit I've seen in my entire life.
>>578017594Ayabe wouldn’t be a Yandere
>>578017749As a SEA third worlder it's easy for me to tell if the building I'm in is owned by fat chinks or not by the existence of 4th floor
>>578017601>people been using shichi as a nickname for Gold City Cringe
>>578017569Daiichi Ruby's trainer wouldn't say that
dantsu flame's tits should've been this big in canon
>>578017879>nicknameThat's her name
https://github.com/Remezzo/Umamusume-SundialDanchou will never look down on me again...
>>578018063Fuck off
>>578018128are indonesians really botting the bot
>>578018185make me faggot
>>578017829Anon you’re pretty funny. I’ll leave something for you in the fridge
>>578014223
>>578018013I love Rubytore.He's just like me.
>>578018185how about you fuck off with that umabuse shit
>>578018185Need this pic for each single JP umas
>>578018072Bitch isn't lucky
>>578018293>>578018293>>578018293>>578018293>>578018293
>>578017749To be fair, it's not hard to find homonyms in chink languageDidn't a poet write a whole damn page of words that all were pronounced the same, but were written and meant something different?
>>578018324thats a shit OP. Someone bakes something better
>>578018185
>>578018317So what happens if her trainer dates her manager?
>>578017829>anon is the zoomer mcu/big bang theory humor in a personlolWhat's next? It's behind me?
>>578018414nigga who do you think you are?
>>578018185Why are russian golems like this?
>>578018547I am anon!
>>578018128>Add account — a label and each account's Data Link passwordNah. Sussy baka as fuck
>>578017027
>>578008578WOOOOOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKuquMfcoOc
