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no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
>>578055478This is why you need to specify things, I was only thinking JP
i askedi careplease speak up
>>578055268
What do you do if your oshi is stuck in another game?
Remember to love your browns
EVIL MONSTER?
keep a good post/image ratio this time, /uma/
Brown...
How big is this game on pc? Steam says it's 400~ mb but it can't be just that
Tachyon LOVE
I ASKEDI CARESCREAAAMMM LOOOUDDDLYYYY
>>578055228You can get TTL without having to brick your deck with wit Bobo. What's not to like?
brown hours
>>57805567915~16GB
>>578055607I love this little Doto thing, but I'm gonna have to teach her a lesson she'll never forget. The world is cruel.
Why Tamamo Cross has so little lewd arts?Post yours pls
Digitan LOVE
Fuji Kiseki
>>578055649I love her
>>578055647She should have the pumpkin mask as part of her actual playable outfit.
>>578055715But I'm bricking my deck with a stamina card...
>>578055749This isn't /akg/ Ryan
>>578055679The game is 90% UI.
>>578055715>stamits bricking me up fosho
>>578055782my paizuri queen
>>578055710aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>578055649Why is he talking in PlaystationHow does she understand
>Last thread needed to fill the image slots>People were slow as shit, while the outsiders were making pointless "BAKE BAKE BAKE" posts instead of doing it themselves like the scum they are>New thread instantly gets blasted by lots of imagesWe could've been here 10min ago if you fags would've done this last thread
>>578055837
>>578055939who the fuck cares man
is the free rob roy stam not good?i've been using it and it's been great for me so far just stats wise
>>578055939sorry umama ill do better next time
*holds up spork*
>>578055939I just got here!
>>578055837whatcha gonna do about it, faggo?
>>578055607>>578055749
This is so cute
>>578056101How is she so cute
>>578055679If you download all the game's assets, it reaches around 20-30 GB I think, but not necessary to do.
Stop posting Meisho Doto
>>578056224Autism+chocolate+cool makes for the best gap moe
>578056279
This thread will have more MachanBut no one will notice
wahey>>578055487zwo the event....
>>578056194oops messed up my crop
>>578055679The steam download is only the "launcher" of sorts, while the game itself downloads the rest, as is normal for phone games. If you press "download all" it can (currently) reach 28-30GB.
>>578055826Can someone help I'm clueless
>you still haven't decided on a main stylethe clock is ticking, anon.
Windy... hot and sexy...?
>>578056479you keep doing the same thing till you get good enough blues/pinks
>>578056007putting my dicktus inside dictus
>10 songs before concert 3>good rainbows during summer>triple crown>triple speed rainbow right after>only 2% failure rate>fail training>practice poor>mood down>fuck. time to date for the mood up>take shichi to infirmary next turn>next turnwhat the actual fuck?
>>578056479Use new cards to get new hints and try to bring those into your loop while hunting blues and pinks.
>>578056479You now train your gp with those looped umas until desired blues/pinks/whites. Then your two gps make the target parent
>>578056447Nah you still messed it up. Here I fixed it for you.
>>578056504lates and pacegawds still have 1 year to decideend is not a real style and cannot be "mained" your ass isnt going to send 3 ends every cm or even have themonly fronts need to commit soon with the bourbon wit card
>578056365The police are underway
>>578056739>>578056365
>>578056504>curren is wasting her biological clock being a dyke instead of having kids with a male trainer
>>578056504LATE GAWD HERE
itahci > fusu
>>578056504i have a main style tho
…
>>578056904Sucking cocks isn't a style
>>578056882agree to disagree, like the fine gentleman that we are.
>>578056826Lates are greats!
>>578056365Doto wouldn't do that
>>578056926the best way to ward off cunny is to cum in your pants on commandthe stench will be too pungent that she'll turn away
>>578055967
>>578056970Fine you say?
>twenty more minutes until i can return to LOOOOOPING
>>578056159>hoshinofags in my umamusume general
We can't be friends anymore
>>578056795Sometimes I wish I were a girl, too
>>578056981Neo cute spotted!
>>578056504pacegawds here but it'd help if i got a pace spook sometimes instead of getting every late uma released
>>578057082Yes. Fine.>>578057105Bite me, terrorist.
>>578056960what about jacking off to my trainee?
Uma& co needs more spies in their ranks
>>578057121is the ring of magically suspended golden diamonds ever addressed
HASHITTE MOTTO KIRAMEITE
>>578057091Borrows are a boost to your starting loop you shouldn't need them anymore...
linux bros, my audio pipewire sometimes dies when I play uma with GE-Proton, is this fixable?
I'm fat. Umas that are for me?
>>578057246it's a gift from her mom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-2zU7teNA4
I LOOPED SO HARDAND GOT SO FARBUT IN THE ENDMY ACE RUN HAS NO MILE S
>>578057230>that club full of spies needs even more spiesthe spy to normal user ratio is already 2:1. it's all fake made up bullshit by glowies>578057279>agnes turdaint gonna help you, reddit cachy user
>>578057246It's a headband anon
>>578056624>dating a hag instead of your trainee who got depressed over goofing up a simple exercisethis torena deserves rape
>>578057239They're huge
>>578057294manhattan cafehishi akebonodaitaku heliosnice naturegold city
>>578057270i ain't building both sides of the parent lines for every CM, freak.
>>578056504I still don't know if Cafe wants to be a late or end closer
https://x.com/hidestar1118/status/2090048648499655130Yanko's darling is a freak
>>578057294teiobwo, stop cheating on your uma?
>>578057319>>578057360okay but what about these
>>578057294
>>578057230there's like a bunch of them alreadywhat more would they do? there's spies leaking club chatthere's spies leaking the dickswordsall because you all are addicted to Umama's trans bussy and V's gallbladderlet cock
Boo
>>578057536it's called aura, look it up
>>578057267AKOGARE NO TAKE OFFU
>>578057246
post overweight trainees
>>578057536see through headband
>>578057536she traveled to genshin impact land for a while and they stuck
Sirius or Donna?
>>578057403Cafe?!
>>578057279Which version of GE-Proton?
>>578057624maya wouldn't do thiswtf?!?!?
Is Umama an /uma/club spy or a bricked spy? Double agent?Triple Agent!!?
>>578057624the tail pulling is so hot
>>578057780FUKU LOVE
>>578057813he's just a hyperactive cutie
>>578057813Umama is so last month, we talk about the /vm/aGOD who quit his club now
>>578057460I don't know about you but I don't want to be locked to 5 runs each dayWith my own 2 parents I can door runs as much as I want
umas for someone who desperately wanted to be a STEM chad but didn't have the IQ for it and cries themselves to sleep over being retarded?
>>578057901No we don't unless you Break it down
>>578057813He's just annoying I think
>>578057964Tachyon
>>578057783GE-Proton10-34
Whenever I see a creektard I [-] as they never add anything of value to the thread but their waifu faggingDoubt they even play the goddamn game
>>578058039good false flag
Where is the Mambogeddon promised to me 3000 years ago?
>>578055780don't got none
And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light.
>>578058003
>>578058031its over
>>578056504front for now, i'll swap to pace later
>>578058147Tamamo is not for lewds...
>>578057624WTF
>>578056504Homeless pace sufferer here
>>578058070they're being kept afloat by three players. if even one of them decides they don't want to maintain their current level of activity just to sit on the A+ bubble then they explode.
>>578058032I use 11-1 and don't have any audio issues. Try that one.
>>578058164
>>578058278why does this raging ringo want to go to a hospital?psychiatric care?
>>578058232>>578058278/umajp/bros...you have your thread
>>578058039dumb falcon
>>578057246orfevere is the one with the magically suspended gold things above her head
>>578058164>>578058354>>578058003Disciplining this arrogant and self-centred uma
meisho doto
>>578058363Wrong building
>>578058389What? I posting about Tamamo, dont you dare (you) me
>>578058427YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES MY DREAM
>>578058278cute horny apple
>>578058431good post.
ohnonononono, don't look globalbwos, muh spoilers!
i bet most of you have never even been to japan.
>>578057653
she rejected me and called me a slug(journey)....
>>578058427that's how you turn a stallion into a mare
>>578058562why does she look so unhappy
>>578058523The heck are these
>>578058562FAT BITCH
How braindead do you have to be to think any of the heavily yuri-coded umas like fuji, digitan, sirius, helios, ardan etc. would want anything to do with a male? Cygames is happy to accept your money, but none of those characters would ever have a male trainer based on how they're written
IT IS A NEW WEI
mid month threads between CMs have always been the worst
And then Shinko Windy wasn't relevant in any uma event, scenario or anything ever again
>>578058643torena wouldn't let her remove the nipple sticker
>>578058647Loafs
should i use a gem to LB2-> LB3 finemo now, or save it for a later card?
Forgot to pull new banner before reset. Got Dia yesterday
>>578057653also cheval
>>578058070IT'S NOT FAIR WHY DOES THEIR RANK KEEP IMPROVING IT WAS SUPPOSED TO FINALLY HAPPEN THIS MONTH
>>578058741probably not worth it considering fm gets powercrept by Ramonu in december
My first 1m score...
>>578058668i really, really want to be a girl
>>578058668>he doesn't want to mondbreak dykes into his cockslaves
oranges
>>578058597This image is unsettling
yoink
>>578058562sex
>>578058835>incel with rape fantasies
>>578058570I'd really like to go and planned to last year but those plans fell through I wanted to stay there as long as possible until my money runs out and then commit suicide
>that one FPasa parent clears their follow list again>spam click Follow>finally get inIt's time.
>>578058562Why do her fans superchat her fat stacks to rape her trainer?
>>578058940>>578058652>>578058562What happens when Loves tore changes his oshi to someone else?!
>>578058893
>>578058570been there twice already
>xog talked to tama in the TT screenwtf this is so fucking kino
>>578059087you're a /vt/fag. just look at what happened to rushia, but reverse the roles
>>578059087he doesn't
>>578059087noncanon event
>>578057653ardan packing it on
>>578058748
Sucks Only Dick
>>578059241why are you tagging yourself, anon?
>>578059005i'm sure your will to live would have reignited after a 6/10 japanese (wo)man touched your penis. at the very least, you'd get a job and prolong things.
falco a shit
Lovcen is finishing his summer vacation in Hokkaido and going back to full training in prep for Kobe Shimbun Hai
>>578059230Smart Falcon more like Shart Cucko lmao
my main style? oguri kyappu da
>>578059005
>flatliner requesting sashesis this a power move?
>>578059370This but unironically
>>578055487Umasumi is looking for 1 memberAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline will be kicked>20 million monthly quota, AI training is your friend do it before you sleep.>No begging for sashes play the game or use independent training to farm it for you>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else >Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>578059343TRIPLE CROWN SOON TRUST THE UMAPLAN
I neever realized Stinko Windy had a cute voice until this event
>>578059028Birb?
>>578059448That's a whole lotta rules for a mere A club
mina, currenwhore is having an orgy again, and forcing thsoe men to besmirch my name. you guys wouldn't believe that harlot's lies, ne?
>>578059343picture on the left makes him look like a hammerhead horse lol
>>578059343which villain will steal his third crown
>>578059509Anon...
>only two days left of the aptitude test event>still haven't A-ranked all of themi'm beginning to consider the possibility of worrying.
>>578059005been once. i want to go again but i also hate travelling. i really should fuck off and do a 2 week trip though.
>>578059562Falco, there is a bit of cream on your lip.
>>578059509>he didn't let sexo bite his dick yetngmi
>>578059623I clanked them all during a day in the office
>>578059584Danon History won his last race by 8 lengths and is most likely going to kikuka sho
>>578059623Bwo the bot can do those for you
>>578059623just auto them anon
>>578058570I saved up to go to Japan for a month or two, but then I remembered I don't have any friends to go with so I used the money to NEET for a year
>>578059087Absolutely cannot be allowed. Kakehashi-kun is going to fuck Loves live on stream and the audience will cheer and donate baby goods
>>578059623anon, your clankers?
>>578059745make it so
clubcord leaks...NOW
>>578059738>>578059753>>578059757b-but my clanker doesn't A-rank them.
https://jiggie.fun/1nZUq4https://jiggie.fun/1nZUq4https://jiggie.fun/1nZUq4unfinished jig
>1 more day till getting my own Sky>Planning out the rest I should be able to get both Fuji and Digi before Dober and Brian comeNice
Is trying to build a Ryan parent for Finemo a mistake? The tomboy must run the triple crown races so I'm unsure if I should add her to my looping group.>Are you running her Late? I wanna build a bride motion pace chaser. I'd use Ryan as a chaser so long as it's not a bad choice.>Parent races and Ace races do not need to matchSo race matching only matters for the parents you're looping? Doesn't that mean the parent you end up creating works for literally any uma in the game? That sounds too good to be true...
>>578059881how?????
>>578055782Fuji Kiseki!
>>578059881post uma+deck+blue sparks+schedule?
>>578059937Daiwa is so fucking eroticAlso ryan is worthless as a parent for pacers
bwos, what happens to unused points?
>>578060113Flatlinerbwo...
Fuji sexi
>>578059487Croix Du Nord was raped under a heavy storm in HanshinFinger left when the japanese dirt needed him the mostIt is Lovcen's turn
>>578059878the only thing leaking is my dick after using kingu as my toilet
>>578059584>That's a nice double crown win>Would be a shame if something happens on the last one
>>578060137Unaffiliated.I can flatline as much as I please, and you don't get to complain
>>578060169Finger being shipped out to the US was such a disappointment to me. Mostly because I wanted the first nip triple dirt crown to go to a horse with the funniest possible name.
>>578060209Why are you still leaking AFTER using her as a toilet
>>578059095fuku cute
>>578059835>Kakehashi-kun is going to fuck Loves live on stream and the audience will cheer and donate baby goodsthis
i wish that a tsunami hits the philippines soon
>>578059584Old man Take
LEAVE ME ALONE AAAAA
>>578059941>>578060013you're telling me that you guys just clanked through all this? i've ran like 15 runs on the "extra test" (which, admittedly, has higher requirements for the A-rank but easier skills to acquire) and only hit 22.7k of the 25k quota.>deckmy decks have been a mix of 3-1-1 and 2-2-1 (+pal) for looping. i prioritize skill access.
>>578059519Birb doesn't make fronts. C'mon now
Loves tits are too fat
>>578059937>Doesn't that mean the parent you end up creating works for literally any uma in the game?No? Every CM is different. Every style wants different skills and inherits and stats.
>>578059519No, that was a Digitan I think. It's this one
>>578060113converted 1:1 into monies, just like every other aptitude test
>>578060483and they will get bigger once she gets pregnant
What the hell is her problem
>>578060375we're already flooded over here fuck off
>>578060540>no leap forwardgrim.
>>578060467don't loop while doing it. Just commit the 15 TP for a raceless schedule.
>>578060540>25 whitesJesus Christ. I may n->no Leap Forward
what's up with the wave motion i have seen both Wonder Acute and Digitan do on their victory animations?
>>578060375this but singapoop
>>578060467Yeah i did. Dont run any races past the default ones, choose sprint schedule in GL, choose a trainee that has innate golds for the test and then load up on the speed/wit cards with the skills
>>578060594her problem? not being real
>>578060467use a proper SS rank clanking deck not a "skills" one wtf, you loop the skills
>>578060540post code
>>578060647>>578060705>NOOOOOOOOOOO MY TOWERING CAKE DOES NOT HAVE A CHERRY ON TOP BWEEEEEEEEH*nimbly navigates behind you*playtimes over*uma stuns you**holds your tail up high**slipstreams into you*
I'm considering running a 3 speed 2 pwr 1 LH deck with 16 wit sparks for the next cm. Will that work?
>>578060593https://x.com/NLstaff/status/2089747026473099648doto getting his old man sponge bath while meto watches
>>578060375Lemon-chan...V's SEAcock satisfies Umama...however yours can never
>>578060917>*holds your tail up high*LEWD
>>578060917*lightning surges you at lvl5 hint*nothing personnel...
>>578060997>using power cardsGrimothy
>>578060983V doesn't even have functioning organs thougheverbeit
>>578060956no, since you need to click wit to generate tokens and energy. It's not about the raw wit value, it's about the economy side of it. Doubt you can always buy the energy trainings
>>578060956>witlet trainer produces witlet traineesmany such cases.
>>578060960 misclick, didn't mean to link to that post, sorry
>>578060467OGC runs are honestly so quick. You might be wasting more time trying to figure out how to get A in auto than just brute-forcing it there.
>>578061024
>>578060983BWC was a lie??
does sharing a g1 with grandparents matter?
>>578060983>NTR anon, a fat ugly bastard, NTR'd the "girl" away from the thread boytoy bottom guythis is too amusing to be real
>>578060997but have you calculated... that's right... you would be winning after all that. And therefore your opponent would be losing...if losing=win
>>578061125Why does she need a medicine ball when she could be bouncing on me instead
>>578060714we are protected on all sides
>>578061205I dunno, does it?
>>578060467tardbwo...
How long until we get skibidi rizz as an Uma?
>>578061286swagapino sweepyposter...
>>578060714walao
>burgerhours is SEAhours>EUhours is SEAhours>SEAhours is SEAhours
>>578060917Doto wouldn't say this
>>578061338That's just helios
>>578061339you are ragebating me
>>578061531licky chan...
>>578061286*turns off your water supply*
Hey SEA.Your sambal is SHITSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>578059878leak ze playlist first
>>578061531Being raped by horny umas isn't funny
German/Finnish hours is the only bearable time of the day
>>578061803No said it wasIt's really fucking hot
>>578060467the only one i didnt oneshot was the dirt one because i didnt realize it took the aptitude into account. just dont do more than 15 races
>>578061297nigga i vibe coded this...
>>578061873but I'm neither of those
>ger/fin times are the besttru>tumblr nose artlol>>578061713no idea what this means, but it's probably based
Flat Umas....
I'm going to masturbate until the current hours are over, bye
>>578061930for what porpoise
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>578061995SEA hours are always here~
>>578056504Are cms and loh eventually going to be full of people running only one style?
I want to skinwalk the finemo poster. Has anyone been saving his images?
>>578061675its no use we have mastered arts of transforming piss into water
doto.............
>can't even buy carats because error 393lol kusoge
no horny
>>578061873You mean Aussie hours
>cuc k hourslollmao
>>578062140australians are not real
You're looping SEAhours
>>578062213Uma with Aussie heritage never...
We love SEAcock?
Sea hours? I love the ocean!
>>578062003im testing the model mostly but im vibe coding the best veteran parser to my superior taste existing ones arent very good. stuff like white spark highlighting accels/scen specific skills or greens just dont exist in current parsers.
stupid sweep poster started all these
>>578062304vro?
>>578062525he's funny I like him
>>578061984you lost
>>578061932I want to mating press Helios until she's rendered speechless and unable to say her weird ass zoomer shit
>>578062485any pics?
>>578062485well yes shared g1s in the legacy is the whole point of g1 matching
>>578062601
>stamina went up by 40WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT IT WAS 80 ON THE FIRST INSPIRATION
>>578062578Umazing...
>>578062589last I checked seatards lost for being poor but okay
>>578062580Me too. I might also just be jelly bc I don't have Sweepy :(
>>578062525All the pinos got butthurt ig
>>578062842Blue sparks are not guaranteed to proc
>Umama lost (this CM and the next)>Lemon lost (his /umagf/)>V lost (his gallbladder)
>>578062665Why is everyone so mean to this fat thing...
Is there really no way to auto this
>>578062665No, Stinky knows what's best for her
>try 2 wit cards>getting too many double wit turns, capping energymy iq too low for this deck?
>>578063135Nopers
>>578062578Fuji Kisexi's son...
>>578063020Some people don't like how helpless/useless she is. I don't hate her, but she can definitely be pretty annoying... and in a less funny way than Rice
>>578063214why would cygames do this to me
>>578061803We need to hold these sick people accountable. I wouldn't let that shit slide, my trainee knows it wouldn't end well.
>>578061984Sambal is a sauce I thinkt. white latino
sent 50 pulls on the Halloween banner and only got yaeno muteki..
>>578063327Cygames wants you to play Falcos scenarioShe was really sad about the event
intercourse with digitaru after listening to her infodump about her oshis for 2 hours
>>578063762Uhh what happened to her legs
My trainee is a rape apologist and would make excuses about how trainers are asking for it for wearing tight pants (those are just suit pants...)
>>578063746then they shouldn't have fucked me in the ass during my scenario banner pulls...
>>578063187Depends what you're building. You don't need that much wit card for late (unless debuffer) or end closers for long races
>>578063871Pic surely unrelated
>>578063812
>>578063943I thought wit was strong for downhill mode
>>578055617Kek who made this?
>>578064016rapists
>>578063946Grass eating biscuits and gravy, denying she's American, all while her fat ass is hanging off the sides of her seat.
>>578063992El cute?
>Girlboss, just send it! Pretend you've got greed on the mind and you're gonna take what you want!Maybe I don't want to roll for Helios.
where da white wimin at
>>578063992
>>578064114I certainly won't
>>578063871>Oh? it was rape? Then why was his thingie hard? That means he liked it, dummy. You cant be excited and say you arent having fun.
>>578063730The number of times I've done 50 and gotten nothing. At least you got a new Uma :)
>>578064016Rapist 1 and 2
>>578064114>letting the localizer dictate your pullsIf you believe she's still the gyaru you love, you are victorious
I won't be raped by my trainee.She's an angel.
>>578064209
>>578064223Erections are consent.
reading that air shakur mommy issues post made me think about uma stories ive liked. which is the last uma story you read that shocked you with its depth or how much you liked it? for me it was cafe, i didnt expect her to literally drag you along a paranormal investigation tour, it was really fun
second CM in a row where I've felt totally hopeless. one of my girls last CM actually performed really well though so maybe that'll happen again, but man rooms are soulcrushing this time around.
>>578060467I got A on everything, besides Sprint while looping, but it was really cutting close and took way too many runs (it doesn't matter, I was looping). Had to take shitty test bonus skill sometimes, but I mostly did it to reach SS rating or on failed runs that missed skills I wanted.
>>578064223>>578064404Is this why Grass keeps a pair of short shorts around? To manufacture consent when she decides to rape torena
>>578059623I just completed it by doing ace runs and getting A just from stats lol
>>578060593
>>578060467>he didn't memorize which umas and which cards have the relevant skills for each test>can't do it in autoNGMI
>>578064415None... I guess? I already go into any new career story with some knowledge, be it because of looking at JP for whatever reason, fanart or just from keiba
>>578064264Doto-tore...!
>>578064615hot as fuck
>zero rainbows after 4th concertthe game just pranked me
Happy Fortune! You will complete your ace runs by the end of the weekend, but only if you BREED your trainee, especially if your trainee is Matikanefukukitaru!
>mile S>curve didnt finish>lightning surge didnt finish>oyl didn't finishdude what the fuck
>>578064415that was a fucked up event. why is shakur such a cunt? even from childhood! the trainer figuring out her mother doesn't know what she wants or needs so she just sends her whatever she can think of was so sad...
It is you, Dia
>>578064901bro is veiny
>>578064415Kawakami Princess-ssu Desu Wa!I especially love how her career tackles the whole 'you ruined my favorite's chance to race/win!', not as dramatic as some other umas but still
i'm going to go poop while i loop. someone give me the name of an actually attractive JAV actress that has good scenes for when i return. please no uggos. please.umamusume.
>>578064957All horses are
>>578064882but if I breed with fuckitaru, both our retard genes will just result in an even MORE stupid uma/ningen!
>>578064615>>578064758
>>578064901dark horses are so cool
until debuffers are banned, fuck you
>>578064950
>>578065097Uhhhh... Ichika Kamihata? I love her first scene from the Gaki series.
>>578065106they will truly be the blessed of shiraoki...
>>578065106If you don't do it, your cock and balls will just fall right off. That's what the fortune says. So you need to breed Matikanefukukitaru right now and then marry her and live the rest of your days with her and your many, many retarded children.
>>578064415I found Flower’s really touching.
>>578063992>>578064402do not post this (cute) artist
>>578064950How do you answer this without leading her on or upsetting her
what card do i use for mile hints? ive been using this SR vodka speed card but... its SR...
release the satono files
>>578065187
>>578064225it was a dupei think i’ll go more and just skip the festival midgetsi really want dot o lantern
>>578065113
wait .... stinky windy ... is cute?
>>578065625That's Windy-SAMA to you
>>578065625She will bite you
>>578064074el indeed cute
>>578065097you know who
>>578065568Soooorry! They've all mysteriously vanished.
>>578065842>>578065713STOP POSTING CUTE COMICS WE BARELY SEE THESE DAYS
>>578065625it took you this long to realise that?
>>578065713I heard that the stable that Doto and friends stayed in has issues and needed crowd funding to fix
>>578065453
>>578065106What this trusty anon said>>578065339
>>578065954>literal mercenary shows his host nation more respect than the average collegetard>>578066094wasnt that resolved a long while ago?
>>578065097The GOAT Nao Jinguji
>>578065625Yeah i'm shocked too. she has nice voice
>>578066094It was about the door being fucked up and making a lot of noise due to wind, they fixed it already
Did they fix the chain event finishing in clanker mode? I got the gold skills much more frequently now
>>578060467What the fuck dude. Just put deck with all relevant gold skills on that test and make sure your Uma have A distant attitude on that test.
>>578066095Dia is so easy...lmao
I... I didn't want a Rice mile CM ace anyways... haha... so if I dont want rice to have a 3600m finals I have to do some optional medium races right?
For GL Long what statline should be aimed for?
>>578065625She’s obscenely cute and also far away from release
The pumpkin stays on during umapyoi
>>578064415Reading is DUMB
>>578063187you don't HAVE to click on wit rainbows every time you know...
>>578066614Arima? Similar to Dirt Medium, but you will probably have to sac some Speed for Power so you can actually do anything on the Uphell section
>>578065387Same, I love the pre-order wife
>>578066608Yes
>>578066608just do 2 mediums
>>578066608Just run satsuki to engage the triple crown and you'll get med finals>>578063187Good I wish I had your problems
>>578066405Literally me posting
>>578066094There was a video of him moving in posted somewhere last week.It looks good. His new neighbour is a mare and he’s already horndogging it up
>>578064415apologize to her, the shakur abuse was warranted
>>578065946
>>578065713Why did they make an Irish horse very good with spices
>>578066808but big number AND energy
when is global getting a kfc collab
>>578067038casual nudity...erotic......
>>578067038Walking in and witnessing bottomless Suzuka!
>>578066321what do you do here?
>>578066979pervy old bastard ogling the young ladies
>her swimsuit alt got stuck into a support card while her mother is making people losing gallons for how much hot her alt is in 3DOH NONONO HEROINEBROS???
>>578067219you give upit hurts more if you're tense
Bed breaking sex with Daiwa Scarlet.
>>578066902>>578066948Does having equal amount of med/long races done make the finale a 50/50?
mmmmmm fillies...
>>578065946is this cute?
>>578066520Updates on this thing are slow as hell, but at least updates pack a punch from the looks of ithttps://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2740170/view/681883219789873529
>>578067293she's going to get a valentine's alt that is literally just her with nothing but chocolate barely covering her
why do you even care about other umas? you belong to Satono Diamond
First day ever i dont want to use borrows, actually i can use them later Gonna clank my event today
>>578067152Would (You) buy Agnes Tachyon branded chicken?
>>578067558nyes
>>578067324If you were emotionally cold enough and cruel enough, you could talk dober out of forced umapyoi. Hurting her feelings and making her ashamed would stop her in her tracks.
>>578067260based old perv doto
>>578061995I'm back, are we in different hours now?
>>578067780Yeppers.
>>578067406Huh, they have really done a lot. I remember looking at the roadmap and seeing the majority of the points not finished. I might give it a second try sometime soon
>>578067558>13 secret chemicals in every bite
>>578067491Trust me, I am well aware
>>578067780cumming on almond ai's manicure
>>578067841Holy
>>578067857Splendid.
>>578067841ugly saggy tit hag.
UmaMusumePretty...
How much support bonus is alright? Like 15%?
>Heartburn alreadyI haven't even started pigging out yet...
>>578065625Event story was weird, felt like Make-a-wish reunion tour. Windy was mega tsundere cunt, but everybody just brushed it off and helped her anyway.
>>578067882Got reminded of the game while checking my wishlist last night, then saw what the recent updates entailed. "Need to tell WP-anon about this" I thought to myself.
What 3rd speed do you guys run/borrow? Sweepy SR or should I borrow Maru SSR? Specifically for Doto
>>578067841Older women simply do it better?
>>578068063This but palpations. Those really suck
>>578067293Did you really expect an alt in less than 6 months?
>>578067415That's Still's idea!
>ChiyoTrans account was suspended for violating X rules
>>578068051Pretty
>>578068051DAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUWWWWWWWAAAAAAA
>>57806805320% if you play from day one
>>578067219Call Tazuna
>>578067373Ayabe playing with my stiffy-hardy
>>578068369As you cant see i dont :)
>>578068270>Sorry for Stil in Love>Sorry for No Reason>Sorry for O(rfe)vre>Sorry for Be(l)ieveWhat has Doto done to them??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!!!!!!!
>>578068053just max it, you'll never run out of money
>>578067841>>578067965>>578068143this is the bitch you're lusting after btw
>>578068549But I don't have support poi
>>578068447Whatever your support card amount allows is the answer. As long as you have all your cards maxed it's pointless to roll on banners just to increase your bonus
>>578068270PRECIOUS LITTLE DOTO
Reminder that Finger is running this weekend in the UShttps://x.com/3to4hiramatsu/status/2090104824675156284
>>578068553what a talented horse
>>578068412
She's so fucking hot
yall ever get clicks so good you had to date light hello in the finale to get see ya later
>>578068791
>>578068051derpy
IRL Mayano Top Gun VS Narita Brian at the 1996 Hanshin Daishoten
>>578069269what was her fucking problem anyway
>>578069269does mayano even have the jockey colors anywhere
>>578069089This art makes me feel nasty
>>578069269The side eye from both horse and rider is a great shot
>>578067491I think Dia should leave a permanent mark on me, as her property, just to be sure haha
what was the reason why Spirit+ skills were bad?
>>578069352all that and she only sees you as a fatherkeklaurelsissies are embarrassing
>>578069269umas are horses irl?
>>578069570chat does he know what it means
>>578069557Do not contribute to lineage inheritance chance buffs, fine otherwise
How I know that I get a 3* UMA outside the gate or the door??the title in the gates too?
>>578069570bro you were supposed to make it sound bad... not better.
halloween doto is so cute
>>578069570>sees you as a fatherStop I can only get so hard
>>578069703do you?
>>578069570this has to be one of the most UGH MEN moments in /uma/
>>578069826You can get upgraded from a grey door so anything is possible
>>578069570Laurel calls me daddy.That's even hotter.
>>578069826director shows up sometimes for a 3* and eclipse first, the rest nowhere can be an indicator (instead of favorite star like in your pic)
>>578069886so this "long-shot" "favorite star" are just buzzwords?
>>578069826It'll show the eclipse slowgan if you got a guaranteed 3*. You still can get spook by rainbow on a longshot star too so you just never know sometimes
>>578066321>>578067219obviously you boot up your laptop and ask her which if her races she wanted ti review. why else would she be so antsy to sneak off into your dorm room at night aside from pre-race jitters?
>>578068589ramonu alongside Air shakur might be the only uma I find genuinely unlikeable, I mean she's hot but thats it, she's a bitch.
Just got a 3* power 3* mile uma while looping but it only has one useful white spark.
>>578069993I think Favorite Star means you got an upgrade, but it could just be a 1*->2*Long shot means you’re raw-dogging it
anyone else feel anxious when it rains too hardit's pouring buckets right now...
>>578068772>>578068412Dahby a cute
>>578069342didn't want veggies>>578069461other than her jacket you can see the yellow green and white>>578069521agree it really shows what's gonna happen>>578069580nyes>>578069826>>578069993long shot can be all 10 grays or at least 1 2* if you did a 10 pullfavorite star guarantees at least 1 2*eclipse first and/or director are a guaranteed 3* >>578069972 >>578070075 like anons says
>>578069993Long-shot Star: The baseline (don't expect too much out of this).Favorite Star: More chance for golden gate, extreme low chance of rainbow gate.Eclipse first, the rest nowhere: One rainbow guaranteed.
>>578070176do you live in a tent or something
>>578069993>long shot lowest possible chance of getting a rainbow>favorite star 60% on getting a gold, 5% of that gold mutating into a rainbow>eclipse first, the rest nowhere100% a gold door, 70% of that becoming a rainbow, 5% of that being the banner uma
>>578069993you get greater chances at getting a 3* based on these IIRCI got digitan from a long shot pull that I already gave up and pressed skip on today
>>578070176I'll trade you that rain for the 106 degree heat
>>578069675Boobies...
which Uma would DEFINITELY cheat on you?
>>578070137
>>578070367Where did I get these numbers?>my ass
>>578069089Is it ethical to sex Calstone?
I see, weird way to tell you got a 3*
>non stop clanking looking for stam*3>want to do an ace run>but if I do an ace run and get stam*3 I'll kill myself
>>578069269
>>578070495shitty
>>578070351no but my apartment has flooded before during heavy rain and the last place I lived had problems with a leaky roof and now I can't relax any time it starts really coming down
HAHAHAHAHAHA MY CHAIN DIDN'T FINISH AGAIN LOL HAHAHAHA FUCK EVERYTHING 6 SONGS IN JUNIOR YEAR SOMEHOW AND 23 FUCKING SONGS BY THE END AND MY CHAIN DIDN'T FUCKING FINISH HAHAHAHAHA BETTER THAN UNITY INDEED HAHAHAHA NICE FUCKING GAME RETARDS
Hey daddy~
>>578070571It is the straightest thing to do actually
Which uma would DEFINITELY play MOBAs they made them angry but they keep playing anyway?
>>578070697chiisai desu
>>578070762isn't uma musume a mobage itself
Stop with the Doto posting. I don't want to waste my carrats before Ast.......... huh, weird.
>>578069865Calling Dober Bell and having her instinctively call you dad
>>578070697
>>578070671
>>578070673someone post that dream journey and stego comic at the beach calling the trainer dad
>>578070673as in >I feel like I can ask you to spoil me, so I'll drain your wallet (not your dick) dry
>>578070762which uma would play gbf and tried to get top 2k every gw (fails every time)
Hello friends!!!
>>578070859Massive Online Battle Arena, anonjust like League of Legends>>578070762Aside from rulerspoilers, it definitely has to be Shakur
>>578057378I need her to take me awayfrom my responsibilitiesmy "friends"my "family"everything from my soon to be past life
>>578070176I love the rain, especially when it pours. it's like the earth cleansing itself.
>>578058562God I wish I was one of Loves' biggest fans so I get to see her members-only endurance streams where she has animalistic sex with her trainer
>>578071138
Do all umas have Ms Victoria voice?
haha yeah dude I LOVE getting random events from cards I'm not using, SWAG !
new cryer
>>578071584If you can choose why not pick being her trainer in that case....
>>578070671shh
>>578071138Hello babydachi
>daring strike didn't finish>fucking stupid
uma musume?
chowaoo chowaoo
>>578069570>sees you as her fatherPerfect, that means she sees me as her prime sexual subject
>>578071808
musuma
>>578070673>>578071605s-stop.... my dick.... i already jacked off too many times to shichi today, i can't handle another round
...
Room?
Training pecs is important
>>578005461>>577975160I actually wonder, if Kaneko is someday out of the picture would the right for his horses immediately be whored out to cygames? Or is it one of those "too late, too little" situations by now?
>>578071947
>>578072045you really think this game is going to be around by the time that old fucker dies?not even idolmas lasted that long
https://hakuraku.moe/notes/spark_generation lmfao this retarded fucking community got everything wrong. 1. the assumption of equal chance of type of blue2. the star distribution from the relationship of stat and star.
can someone link me the uma roll calculator? one google doc with future banner, estimated rolls etc..
>>578072258Good for you hakurakudev
>>578072152that's a bad example, Idolmaster gakuen is a huge hit in japan, Im@s releases new generations for the franchise and they stay relevant, can be compared to uma releasing new generations of horses, now if the same game is still up or they release something different in the future I dont know
>>578070908being a trainer for both Stego and Journey would feel like hell for both my brain and dick
king halo is first rate mother-father
>>578072258this is very zoomer study coded, no real purpose and overthinking extremely random numberswaste of time
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=78FMqN5JBaMgC-lIn8bxX4XUcan someone look at this parse and tell me why Dia hit Pump into Lightning Surge into Nimble Navigator and seemed to not move? Was it Digitan blocking her despite Nimble Nav? This cm is inscrutable. I genuinely cannot tell what I'm supposed to be building (this Dia is a witlet but I wanted to see if 1300 power was the secret sauce). Ready to throw it all in the garbage and just build a triple pace team
>>578072525Let's play house!>stego is the big sister>journey is little sister>i'm a robber who's gonna rape both
>>578072152I mean..probably? Horses are basically an infinite story mine generator and it's being going stong for 5 years in japan, no reason to think it won't last the same way fgo does
>>578072525thanks anon this is hot as hell
>>578072685>rape
Yes, lets remove ourselves from the race, that's the way to win!I fucking hate this game mechanics
>>578071565BASED!
Anons what would you pick?Borrow parent with 9 mile and own parent with 3 turf + 2 turf ORBorrow parent with 9 mile and own parent with 3 mile + 2 mile.Should I try to hit the Turf S + mile S or just try to secure mile S?
>Blue spark generation is slightly off. However, this discrepency becomes smaller and smaller when filtering to higher score umas, indicating it may simply be a consequence of players deleting a bunch of low score umas with less desirable blue sparks so they're seen less in the wild.Cool data analysis shared but I'm not giving (you)s because you've made a habit of baiting with every online interaction.
>>578072550hesitant raped it seems
>>578072550she got side tackled by Digitan, yes
>>578072136my boxers are ruined...
>>578072943your looped whites are more important if you're already borrowing mile 9but if it's only about pinks, secure mile s
>>578072731but fgo is still a new gacha—>11 years>9 years globalh-huh?
>>578071587>>578071649>>578071756>>578072389
Which uma is the smartest? I don't mean that fake smartness that tachyon is doing.
>>578073214if fgo is a new gacha to you what would be an old gacha
does flower still need neck and neck with determined descentwhat if i go late flower with lightning surge and OYL for coolio 1.2 accel if it hits
>>578073214rumour has it that this year fgo fes there were people that starting playing back at launch, when they were in highschool, taking their small children to the fes
>>578073345idk, gachas as a game genre still feel newer to me than crpgs like baldur's gate
>>578073214the same reaction I had when realizing arknights has been going for 7 years
I need to get called daddy
>>578073469determined descent + whatever else you can get is enough for her thanks to her unique, but be warned, her unique has a hard time triggering at least for me in CM rooms
Well?
>>578073083
>>578073668isn't uma just basically a year younger than too? it feels like anything released from 2019-2022 were all released in one homogenized mesh of a year
>>578072258>community got everything wrong>pinks are correct>blues are mostly correct>whites are directionally correctRetard
>>578073907you fat fuck you would eat rocks if it was on a pizza
I fall for a lot of uma propaganda but the laurel propaganda does nothing for me. she's kinda uggo and her personality is mid.
>dump in a few tickets for Doto>very first gate is a rainbow>Taishin pops outWhat a cruel prank.
>>578073907when i need my cum to taste good for my waifu, yesotherwise, no
bwo this event's story is so, so peakI really like the Windy focus and how it shows that she's a really great boss that cares for her minions by buying them treats and was willing to compromise with a mediocre castle but and was going to pull an all nighter alone just to adjust it without bothering her minions only for all of them to join her anywayalso like how Doto despite her usual meekness was PUSHING for this event to succeed and how Digitan had a few serious moments and how Palmer and 67 kept the morale high when their boss and Umamusume A had some problems which was about to ruin the vibe11/10 best story so far
>>578074030You just prefer men
https://jiggie.fun/QEDPdOhttps://jiggie.fun/QEDPdOhttps://jiggie.fun/QEDPdO
>>578074030I agreeSex with Dober
>>578074083you shouldn't be having pizza at all if you want your cum to taste good in my experience
>>578073907another great localisation for cyjews, they are arguing about fried squid, not fucking pineapple pizza
>>578074030good. all these laurelfags are socially inept, maidenless losers who miscontrue laurel's teasing personality for a for (you) one because they saw her being placed somewhat high on a chink's umatore tierlist, a tierlist which is inaccurate ad hell mind you, and are trying to push her into being an /uma/ uma because they're all metafags who don't want to be called metafags when they all pull for that plain, boring, crippled little bitch
Derby Umamusume
>>578073923>Arknights: 1 May, 2019>UMA: February 24, 2021kinda yeah the market wasn't as saturated and it helps gachas die all the time so all you need to do is finding a niche to thrive from and make sure your players don't get angry enough to fire bomb your HQ for some reason
>>578072258actually i take it back, the assumption was wrong that the samples only followed the community distribution it lacks other variables mentioned like propensity to delete umas
>shortsThis is the uma you're gooning to?
>>578074408YUPPERS
>>578073991whites is wrong though, directionally correct is an insult people use btw. the +2.5% pattern was retarded anyways. but more is indeed better
Laurels defense stat is too high
>>578074375>he actually read the entire post this time
to think cygames was almost on the verge of death
>>578074030I'd probably fall for the laurel propaganda but it'd make me feel like a whore if I had ANOTHER uma which I really love.>>578074096I'm heavily biased towards stinko so yes, I agree.
rewe finally changed their supplier and now I can finally get tortillas that don't taste like mudtoday is a good day
>>578072550Digitan was trying to go wide and collide with Dia who was outside of Digitan's LoSthis kills both umas
>>578074408yessu
>>578074521Girls are the cutest when they're borderline retarded.
>>578071643Just get lucky bro
>>578074634>trying to go wide and collide with DiaI do this too
>>578074702
>>578074727huh? that option does not give a guaranteed friendship gain?
>>578074030don't worry laurelfags arent going to play her either
>>578074727practice perfect is like the definition of noob bait>>578074829tardbwo...
Honestly I would be happy to get ANY new uma but I only have enough pulls to spark thirce and those three sparks already have names, symboli kris S, golshi project l'arc, and Vivlos (maybe cheval if my roll supplies are safe enough)
>>578074408Made for Tsubaki chan
Do not defile your trainee!
>>578074506Oh shit, does that mean I don't need whites on my GP loop
>>578074984Nobody wants to fuck oguri fat
>>578074754VERY cute>>578074920BORDERLINE retarded. She's full retard and ugly as shit
>>578074634figuresI'm throwing my lates in the trash. I spent so much time looping for leap forward and pttm and not a single one won any of the 20~ room matches I tested in. usually all three girls in 5-9. Watching them practically stand still while pace chasers all rocket forward at the speed of light is too much. oshigaming is dead
>>578072550Erm bwos I thought fronts were le bad this CM???
>>578070883>Ber
>>578075097>full retardI guess.>ugly as shitDon't shay that...
>>578072258birb-level statistical analysis
rooms doko
>>578075326Bakushin is h-hot?!
>>578075430too busy looping
>>578075493maybers
>>578074858screencap this. i'll get her fan club title within a month of her release, have her as my featured uma, her welfare card as my borrow, and a photo of her for my trainer cardif i don't do all that, i'll cleat all my SSRsnotably MLB Kita, Tazuna, LH, 3LB Creek and Natie
>8% failfuck>mood up from NN cardyes>5% fail again FUCK
>>578072258any difference smaller than 1% is basically nothingburger
slut neicha
>>578075064Lies, I got my onsen ticket with her twice already
>>578075739I JUST GOTA 7% FAILRIGHT AFTER THISARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
the uma 3D models have probably been exported to koikatsu right...?
minimum wit for libruh?
>>578072550For those using this tool, can someone send me a race where I can visually see what the skill "go with the flow/Lane legerdemain" actually translate to?
>>578075493Look at those slutty pits, you know it to be true anon
>>5780759451000
no images?
>>578074974faggot
bread NYOW
nyo bwead im tired
>>578075869who the fuck has sex in an onsen?i've gotten like 3 with gold city and every time we just reinforced the fact that we're trainer and traineedo you mean to tell me other umas sleep with their torena whenever they win that ticket?
>>578076478>>578076478>>578076478
>>bake 1>>bake 2retards
>>578076327gold ship straight up drugs and rapes you at the onsen
When did /uma/ started reaching image limits
>>578076327me
