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I keep clanking, but why?
wahey>>578076478ADD THE NEW EVENT TO CURRENT EVENTS OR CHANGE IT MY AUTISMI'm in bed so I didn't do it my fault
>>578076630robots don't feel despair when an uma starts getting acne just because she runs too much
Tachyon LOVE
>random mood down>energy too high to waste LH energy bomb>get combo'd with speed and wit friendships>energy still too high>mood still not great
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/QEDPdOhttps://jiggie.fun/QEDPdO
Digitan LOVE
are we getting that pearl rerun or are they skipping it for us?
>>578077062They better have that rerun otherwise it'll mean a hit on my savings
>>578077062I don't think they can skip or modify bannersThat's why we are never getting Ramonu and Ancestors together
>>578077062They should replace it with an All-Spark banner as a treat for the newbies
https://x.com/Racingwithbruno/status/2090090126399418752
>>578077150the pearl rerun hasn't happened in any server since JP.
>>578076327>do you mean to tell me other umas sleep with their torena whenever they win that ticket?it's ambiguous and it varies with the umas, some more than others, they are not going to straight up say SEX like that but after three years building up a relationship, nakadashi is a natural next step
>lates only need like pumped+2 skills to win by default>taishin and endxog just win by default>paces need to get mile s+fast learner+a very specific set of +8~ skills without missing any to have a chance of beating the above umas even if theyre UG2-3Horrid CM
>>578077503
>>578077503Not true at all but live your truth
>LoH is just Swimsuit Seiun, NY Ace+ Ai/SiL outside of the occasional Cat Maya or Kiseki>Summer Tachyon will literally never be meta because TARDgames waited 3 years to make the first Satsuki Sho event
>>578077461>they are not going to straight up say SEX like that but after three years building up a relationship, nakadashi is a natural next stepI sometimes have the same student in my class three years in a row but they'd toss me out on the streets or worse if I tried that
>>578077427This literally happens in her story trust me
I heard it is possible to get Mile S
>>578077646because REAL LIFE IS FUCKING GAY DOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>>578077646Did you, over the course of those three years, help them achieve their dream as a racer (Inherent desire and purpose of Umamusume)? No? That's the difference
>>578077920no but I taught them math that's gotta count for something
>>578077641No trophies for oshi gaming
I almost hit max bond with ogurin, which uma are able to run all races including dirt with few sparks? +1m fan farming when not farming parent
>>578077949I want to drink and drive
>>578077992>mathAIEEEEEEE THE DEVILDIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>578078170I LOVE OLDER WOMEN
>>578077992you fucked them in other ways and it wasn't consensual?
It's another jiggie.https://jiggie.fun/NlS6lxhttps://jiggie.fun/NlS6lx
>>578078202Maru, Pasa, Shichi, Yeppers
>>578078429>yepperoh shit I forgot I got here while pulling digitan
eeeeh?
>>578076724>Deletedbut it was sfw
*farts in thread*
Do I need a heal/guts green here?I don't think I could get another high roll here. PIA to train with 2 speed 1 power.
>>578078560eh, mun
The fuck, why can't I use McDonald's Pasa on my trainer card?!
>>578078576Go ahead and make that your desktop wallpaper on your office computer then, and see how long you keep your job
Did they fix cards to no longer have 10% chance of finishing their chains when clanking?
>>578078570
>>578078786I work home office though
>>578078858Well advertise on Craigslist for a boss to move in with you and then give that person the power to fire you from your home if you're too much of a visible pedophile to meet the standards set by the HR department (you'll need to bring in one of those too)
I'm rolling Ramonu and Ancestors
>>578078858MAKE IT YOUR WALLPAPER, WAGIE!>>578078786By that logic 99% of the threads images would be NSFW you dumb fuck
>>578078858share your desktop on a teams call with that wallpaper then tough guy
>>578077641Frontfags won
>>578079076This is an 18+ website
>>578079006Holy raging janman...
>>578079213>THIS THING IS NSFW>btw if you disagree you're underagelmao you pathetic leftoid
>>578078610I would take a Stam green if you can find oneStandard distance or Hanshin Turf
Can someone please post that picture about Luis Miguel staying on?
Rate, looks insane
hags
>>578078170
>>578079429kill leftfuck marry baby make (ai) right
>>578078610looks 1 green stam puts you in to safe zone over a green guts. not sure about spending the double SP for one skill
>>578079360Looks insane to start LoopanBorrow a good lineage and you can probably get something good within a day
>>578079273No stamina skills proc unfortunatelyI can get corner/straightaway recovery at max discount or level 1 watchful eye though.
>>578079360Post the blue sparks
I really need to stop masturbating to Super Creek.
>>578079480I LOVE MY MOMMY
>durr hurr post pinks post bluesdo you retards still dont get what the point of looping is
>>578079571Yeeeeeeeyyy cool, im still looping yeah>>578079614pretty bad, but it's still looping time
>>578079614blues dont matterblues never mattedstop being blue obsessedi fucking HATE smurfs!
>>578079614what are you expecting from URA, retard?
Just when I thought I was finally running out of tp pots, it suddenly doubled. Guess I'm gonna leave them for the next 1/2 event.
>>578079360it's your first groundwork lineage starter loopa? That's decent but you are expected to get it pretty quickly so I'm not impressed yet
>>578079792How did you get that out of my phone?
Is someone tested new Windy card? Is it good for clank runs?
>>578079938no but it is a way to get muddy for the soft dirt CM
>>578079612Honestly I would just chance it, but I don't know how common debuffers are
Why the fuck people are getting dozens of TP pots while I got only 4?I wasted 60+ pots since auto started
>I have three characters with 9* Stamina>Everything else is garbageI feel like shit desu
Spoiled myself with GentildonnaWhat's the point of being a trainer of a perfectly capable uma anyway?I mean Maruzensky already felt like it and the trainer felt like an accessory, well her personal accessory
>>578079562What is stam threshhold for track?
You cannot stop hag domination.
>>578080096you get refunds only on some characters, I looped mayano->pasa->gold city and got zero
>>578080180dont worry about itjust know that youll be paid in love and money
Is it worth spending an uncap on SR Nishino for auto parent farms? I have 3LB right now.
>>578080180Gentil grooms her Torena to be jacked because she like that
>>578080217What's the official stand from Cyjews? Surely this is wrong
>>578080109Work on getting othersOnly 7 more days of half TP
>>578080096Should've been ethically clanking with Bourbon instead
>>578080298Bourbon wife, happy life
>>578080321post the entire tree
>only clanked Brian for a bit.>22 potsAHHHHH ONLY A TASTE I WISH I HAD DONE MORE
>>578080495heat mode on
>>578080096https://umamusume.com/news/100100/
They should give everyone 30 pots a week
OH GOD I'M GONNA LOOOOOP
>>578080194Should be 600 at minimum, but you will see a few lobby forcing red debuff or just the usual rng
>>578080180You're going to understand once you check her interactions with Verxina through the story.
>>578080652Which events weren't triggering for the compensation umas?
>>578080518
>hot spring ticketFack...Would right-handed and fall runner make it atleast usable? Double circle or nah
>>578080630it was too sexy to stay...
>>578080787Non
>5/5 deleted
>>578080948you wouldn't delete me right
Damn, just goes to show how much I use McQueen.
>>578080652Thanks, bwo.But fuck this shit. People now are swimming in pots for something they didn't even know it existed. This is an unfair advantage. Utterly disgusting, that's why cheating in this game is human rights
Yeah, I'm deleting Dober from my account. Worst Mejiro.
I need more Ruby x Trainerfailure in my life
>>578080826I actually deleted it after posting it because I noticed that the tail was well off-center and it looked creepy and could not be unseen
>>578081017Post the bottom of your hall of fame to show which umas you HATE
I still don't have a UG Trainee.
>>578081285Mambwo...
>>578081056You too Prez? :D
CarrotCrepes
>>578081285Mambro...
How reliable is this? I don't want to train the late surger any more.
>>578081285mambwo...
>>578081409WEEEEEEE
>>578080759what the fuck happens in dream journey's story
>>578081285But why?
>>578081490It assumes skills will always proc. For example, it assumes you will always be in at least 4th place when Late race hits for Blossom.
>>578080740certain... Career events...
>>578080759i can see everyone, except Super CreekWhere is she?
>>578081619Don't worry about it
>>578081250can you even see it if you're looooping?
>>578081724perfection
>>578081704She was never in the game. You must have seen her in an anime or something and gotten mixed up.
when does the breeding scenario get released?
>>578081490your mid-game is pretty shit tbqhwyf but this is enough to gamble and win. you need to know when you have enough acceleration.
>>578081250Hag hate
>>578081812oh nyo...
>>578081250
>>578081490I would at least include Pump Iron
>>578081826>he doesn't knowbro...
>>578081704I am pretty sure that she is one of the 15 or so characters that the author didn't feel confident enough that he remembered her career + no other anon stepped up to summarise her career/pinpoint her place on the chart so she is not there
>>578081250I don't really dislike any Uma, but there's some I'll probably never consider using seriously.
aside from MLB Riko how can I get a SS auto run setup? do I just have to not use cards I want sparks for and go for stat cards instead?
>>578080321gentildonna falls in love with her trainer because she can see he has potentialthe gay sissy loser dork virgins ITT dont have the spirit for the donna
chichi piss....
>>578081851I mean I still got 864 points to pick from that chart.Just want to check if I just pick all top skills? Should I bother with nimble navigator?
>>578082064>gentildonna falls in love with her trainerRetard
We fucked :3
>>578081250A lot of characters I was randomly spooked by and a lot of MANT unplayable characters mostly
>>578081746Why wouldn't you?>>578081898Air groove is very sexo, replay her career right nyow>>578081969Mckween...>>578082052I read the careers and then put them in for TT bond points at some point down the line...
>>578081250I'm sorry I'm not good enough of a trainer to train you...
>>578082059You're racing too muchUse initial stats cards like Fuku, Sunday, UlalaUse MLB pals
>>578082218retard doesnt know the donna is a lesbian..
>no 15% friendship training before junior concert = glue>speed and wit below level 2 before debut = glue>less than 5 songs before junior concert = glue>not dating light hello before junior concert = glue>not all cards at friendship before junior concert = glue>rainbowless turn on a summer camp turn despite having +20 specialty priority = glue>chains not finished despite level 4 chain frequency = glue>light hello dates not done before senior = glue>mood lower than good at any point in the run = glue>friendship training effectiveness below 50% before senior summer = glueWelcome to Grand Live, are you having fun?
I have been playing since release and I now realize not only I have never been spooked by Falco in the gacha but her star pieces have never appeared once in the daily shop, she sits at 0 star pieces in the recruit list. Meanwhile Curren has spooked me twice in the gacha and she's almost star level 5. What does this mean for me?
V is getting too confident with avatarfagging
>>578077090sundayman seething at teio for macking on mackie
>>578077115need to rape verxina
Which umas would have sex with you from junior year?
>>578082708any of the mares during mating season
>final straight acceleration unique that directly powercreeps Plancha>mile G characterWhat the actual fuck were they thinking
>>578082473lesbians aren't real, but Gentildonna is real, therefore Gentildonna isn't a lesbian
>>578082410Same, alts also help with some Umas. Here's the top of my hall of fame in comparison.
>>578076630I ask this question as wellI do not know the answerI think I may quit soon
>>578082831Creek wasn't meant to be a parent, cygays enjoy cruel jokes like that
Why do F*lco keep spreading fake news about little Curren? Curren is such an angel!
>>578082059>31 racesYou're doing too many races for one thing, a good average is between 23-26.
is yanko for (you)?
>>578082831You can just pump her mile to C or B and then clank her
>>578081898>Hag hate>used S.Maru and Mummy Creek
Are any of these characters meta? Like must have in CMs or somewhere else?
Nome of you godless whores deserve an uma gf. Sexo this, creek mommy that, armpits this, boysex that. You're all disloyal loveless SLUTS.
>>578082931>Creek wasn't meant to be a parentWhat about Stego?
>>578083127Stego is a rape victim
Umas I have but never played a career:Special Chud, Tokai Shiteio, Cleric Grass, Anime McQueen, Summer McQueen, Opera, Fine Motion, Biwa, Christmas Biwa, OG Bourbon (Got Valentines ver. first, why bother), IneS Whojin, Mambo
>>578083092machan is meta for sprintschristmas daiwa is meta for my dick
>>578083115Tell Cygames to make better scenarios next time then
>comfy hours during the afternoonThank you Rockstar, love you very much.
>>578082172>do i grab nimblepersonally, i would say you have enough accel without either nimble or updrafters. if i had to pick one, it would be updrafters due to 1) your lack of mid-game putting you in back-half and 2) nimble not being that good for the track.fearless, doubling corners + straights, straight adept, and even scenario skill are what you want here. with the exception of the straight skills, these skills have the potential to provide you carryover which, in conjunction with power conserve/full charged, will enable your lightning surge into budding. keep in mind, fearless and scenario are just gambles but they, at least, provide you the means to enable you win-condition. if you have spare points then you can grab outerpost and/or updrafters.
>>578083092ZRR is a medium pace chaser uma and /uma/ said pace chasers is the meta for medium for the next 4 years with Almond Eye and Chrono
>>578083214>hair is ruinedchristmas daiwa is an affront to god.
>>578082374wait... did doto poke a hole through her costume when she rammed her stick through her boob window?
>>578083092Tama is a usable Pace for a long time
>>578083092>dotofor evil reasons, not meta>machansprint meta>zephyrskip>tamamo and inarioverhyped, should skip>festalol>grandma acuteskip>vodkaWHAT ARE THOOOSEI'd say skip, but xmas Dasca is good>ZRRfetish bait, skip
>>578083046Maruzen is a cool and hip young lady and Creek is a young motherly girl
>>578083206Don't neglect your trainees!
>Today is the death anniversary of Sunday Silence.>He died on this day in 2002 at the age of 16 due to heart failure.>Rest in peace, Sunday Silence, you will always be remembered as the father and grandfather of numerous champions.>He shaped the future of japanese horse racing
>>578083176gold ship is a rape baby?
>>578083740U S AU S A
Derb
Pret
Post the plain girl image with the big tits. You know which one.
Thoughts?
>>578083740now he's cafe's spooky friend
>>578083696>fetish baitBig tits and glasses is NOT a fetish you flaming homosexual
I will be pulling for senos boob roy
>>578084014name 3 other umas who are like her
>>578083990Why do the npcs stare into my soul...
Good night friends!!
>>578084009
>>578083602Sure because we need another pace medium uma
>>578084009>long island bodega's entire character revolves around her phantom father>the same sire to half the rostershe's like a half-step above an NPC uma.
>>578082553True love may never find you but at least you got used goods
>>578084132They know your sins
>>578084187gn
>jokingly call scarlet like a mom>get rapedThis has to be illegal
>>578083542just say you like sucking dick
>>578084391Wife
>>578084391that's daiichi ruby with a hair coloring.
>>578084342>>578083990What game is that?
>>578084367i still don't get why she was pissed by that, doesn't that mean she's good with kids, it's a good trait
>>578084231do you really want to bring this up while posting tachyon, who's barely above generic mad scientist npc herself?
looking into sirius' story right nowthis bitch is cringe
MY FUARKING HERO
>>578084505Winning Post 10 2026
>>578084531mom = hag = not cute = not fuckableDaiwa is a jk student anon the last thing she wants her trainer to compare her to is a fucking hag kek
>>578084391boobs too small
my trainee was on my pc and saw all my posts. I'm getting fired.
>>578084581You say this if she weren't always cringe
how do you react?
>>578084690thank you anon, I shall pirate it asap
>>578080652> During Independent Training, certain Career events that take place after entering a race did not trigger properly.>implying Independent Training is actually playing turn by turn and it's not just a stat simulation
>auto>3 SSRs>not a single SSR goldWhen will cyshit fix this?
>>578084950Torena-san gets raped
>>578084950
>>578084950>I was just thinking you'll be a great mother one day
>>578084976It rolls the dice on whether you win the race and it forgot that some trainees have stuff tied to certain races and was skipping over themDrink some juice and forget too
>>578085012>auto for a full week>not a single lightning surge everShit's ass.
>>578084960Have fun, it's unironically a gateway drug into keiba just like uma
>>578084719boobs just right.
>>578084616gonna use the 2nd anniversary selector on her
>>578085162fatfe...
>>578083696>>578083602>>578083531>>578083214>>578083696Ok but WHO is meta in the future?Blaze and Kita white?
negative aura
>>578085442ines
>>578085442there is no xoguri of the futurealso even asking what umas will be meta is retard behavior
>>578085442HeliosVFujinCBWhite Dia is better than Blaze Brian btw
>>578085396SameA hero always arrives on time
>>578085396Is the selector close to her banner?
>>578085442Helios and V.Ines too, not as strong as Kitawhite and Brian tho
>>578085465>Six, sevenim gonna fucking lose it
>>578080652>Contents>Toughness 30 (quantity corresponds to the number of affected Independent Training playthroughs)The fuck you mean by "number of affected Independent Training playthroughs"!? I demand ACTUAL compensation with INTEREST. I was ROBBED last CM because you gimped 40 of my careers.
>>578085537>also even asking what umas will be meta iWrong>>578085494>>578085541Do you know bwos is VFujin is gonna be available in selector? >>578085601
>>578085442blaze brian is a pace for longs.kitasan BLEACHED is a front for mediums.hokko tarumae is who copeano brickey thinks she is.zoomette is a front for miles.chocolate fujin is a versatile turf version of shart falcon.
>>578085465Poor Ruby...
>>578084960>>578085234 (me)I recommend having a list of major race winners. It helps identify the horses that appear in the game quickly if you are not familiar with them, but there is an in-game encyclopedia with descriptions of the horses' careers IRL, so it's not mandatoryFull size: https://files.catbox.moe/132yz7.jpg
I haven't done a single manual GL run after the first week
>>578084815>>578084581Shes for betamales, you wouldnt get it.
>>578085759are you skipping CMs?
>>578085465Is her trainer the only chance helios has to escape from a life of unreciprocal love by ruby?
>>578085442just roll on who u rike it's all xoguri anyway
>>578085642True.
>>578085465>>578085465she never says that in JP btw
>>578085593About a 2 month gapNot too bad
>>578085831The Palmster is there for her too
>paceCHUDS not getting any tp potion
>>578085851i dont know who i like...well i know and i will roll them but selectors though
>>578085805For the recent dirt I just used Unity aces I made before GLFor the upcoming CMs I'll just clankermaxx since I don't enjoy manual GL runs at all
>>578085938i got 54 from festival rudolf :D
>>578085885but this is the EN server not the JP one, I don't want no うける I love zoomie Helios
>>578085930fukucute
>>578081056sex
>>578085938>not inheriting Teio Step
>>578086058you are retarded goycattle
daiwa scarlet would never rape
>>578085831
>>578085972you don't HAVE to paypig if you dont need anyone yknow...
>>578084950>trainer actually gets raped>it's canonwhat the hell, I thought you fucks were trolling about uma x toreina reipu.
>>578085938I got 20 pots because I started doing front loopings for no reason... only 6 bobo runs, I wonder how that's calculated>>578086104but you're the one with no foreskin lmao
>>578085885Does she also not call Palmster the equivalent of a girlboss in JP?
>>578086127she rapes me everyday and I allow it
>>578086164I buy something then i will need it, simple as that, and 20bucks is a decent value for selector bwochacho
>>578086229
is your uma an atheist?
>>578085938But Blue Retard, you're a pace chaser too.
>rolling for a long pace chaser without an innate gold reco >when there's a way better late surger with a 7.5% recovery in her ult that lasts way longerAre you guys retarded?
>>578086265she uses パマちん which is something like "Pamachin" I guess?
>>578085885>If you ask Dude, this is it!There are hundres of Parry dogs! that's bad?! Laugh at this?!Glorious plain translation from DeepL is truly superior
>>578085885it's way too cringe, but not in a funny way...
>>578086512WHO? who we talking about?
>>578086620Laurel and Blaze Brian of course
Are power cards gonna be less BS to use in futer scenario?.
>>578086486Narita Brian is cool just like me
>>578085885At least use some AI to translate the JP script and not pure MTL
>>578086620
>>578086672Ok and who is late surger we talking about? Mister cock and ball torchure?
>>578086495Only to chase you
what happened to scouting for who you like?
>>578085234>Making more people play WPI will leak your name again, friend... Your sins need to be punished.
>>578086581>bwoooo my gyaru culture>has no fucking idea of gyaru speaklol, lmao, of course
>>578086779>CB>late surger
give me one good reason to visit tomakomai
>>578086887idk who it is bwochacho
>>578086876Why is Rickey cross eyed? Birth defect?
>>578086959she's a chinese yokai
>>578085886I might do that too. I want Rob Roy, but she is a pace and it would free up 200 rolls
>>578086876I am not the one that posted the original complaint about translation. In the first place, I am not knowledgeable enough to make judgments on Helios beyond parroting what people better than me say
Windy...
Cock.....
Buying 4 songs on classic year concerts is such a bait, all the good FP songs are unlocked when senior year starts
>>578086887Cb can be run pretty well as a late surger when encroaching shadow doesnt work
>>578086858I use vouchers for those
*spreads ass*
>>578087105The stinky windy propaganda got to me hard with this event... she's so cute...
>>578086943The best long uma that smart people will pull while retards who got gaslighted will pull Blaze Brian because they heard she was meta for the last Arima CM so they must think she was XOguri tier of broken when she was released
>>578086872eh, do whatever you want to
>>578086858>>578086858>he doesnt like all umas (except for Seeking the Pearl)Ngmi desutachi
>>578087234Im not pulling for a lesbian with daddy issues bro
>>578086858Muh oshifagging is reddit
>>578087329Dont say that...
>>578087234Actually i want to buy Blaze with selector and not roll for her>Sakura LaurelNoted
[localization post]can I have a (You) please
>>578087234>comparing a pace with a perfect 0.5accel to a late with a &phase_firsthalf_random==2 current speed
>>578087503sure
>>578087378but don't all umas fall in love with (you)? turning an uma lesbian straight for (you) is based..
miss me yet?
>>578087535Lates get perfectly timed accel in lose yourself retard
Seeking the Pearl killed my parents then molested me
It hits the same way everytime
>>578087503Sure
>>578087535>perfect accelYou mean Claw Forward? Blaze Brian pullers will be the biggest fronties haters when they realize you just need to run 2 fronts to completely kill herShe literally doesn't last a single CM as top tier because of that
>>578087605Riko, I'm gonna be real the hotspring sex was nice but I'm not going to date a single mother
>>578087482Sorry...
I took a napare we still on comfy and #wholesome hours
>>578087601I think that sounds cringe as hell but I was more so speaking about her design. Laurel looks like she loves women. Nothing wrong with that, but I'm not rolling for that kind of shit aesthetic
>>578087730Mostly, there are attempts to start some shitposting, but that's it
>>578087721>Blaze Brian pullers will be the biggest fronties haters when they realize you just need to run 2 fronts to completely kill herHow so? Damn now i probably need to reconsider my selector damn...Any suggestions but like hard metawise?
Me? I've aready rolled for the best long pacer, of course!
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>578087918kitasan blanco is the front xogger
>>578087734agree to disagree, but yeah jokes aside I don't really care for laurel so I won't be rollingthen again it wouldn't be the first time I changed my mind after a while
>>578087887FineMo just looks good in everything....I think a wedding dress would suit her best though
>>578087961Evos soon!
>>578087918xoguri
>>578087918You need to be 4 lenghts from the lead at the end of the mid-race for her accel to activate. See how Festival Teio is meta because her evolved accel is firstquarter_random==2
>>578086804Ugh
>>578087605Still don't have a single copy of her SSRI'm so fucking mad
You should skip Blaze Brian until she decides to stop calling her ability "Beast Mode". Seriously, help my sister get out of this phase.
>>578087965(You)
don't get gaslighted bwos... the devil's best lies are the ones that contain just enough truth...
Okay but what do the Koreans say about Blaze Brian
>>578086512>play pace chaser>plan for pace chaser umas and cards>say i want a pace chaser for longs>ERRRRMM WHY NOT ROLL THIS LATE SURGERLaurelcucks are retards
Anyone else feeling cute today?
consider the following
>>578088421considered and agreed
>>578088114I want meta but not so much and something new >>578087997I thought of buying two selectors and one of them is Kita white, because i'm wannabi front retard>>578088131So two fronts just will runaway more than two lenght?
>>578088229Love and marriage with Hayahida
>>578088229only if i can plap you
>>578088015I just have a hate boner for meta uma rolling in general tbdesu. No uma in the game is dominant enough to actually be worth the potential 30k carat investment. Especially when you consider that you'd have qualified for A finals with your fav anyway then the difference a meta uma would make would be like 1.5k carats/cm (and thats assuming you actually do win, which is far from guaranteed)Good luck finding any uma that will give you 20 cm finals wins by herself.
>>578088421I don't like lesbians sorry
>want Blaze Brian, VFujin, Kitasan Blanco, CB, and Hokko Tarumae>can only afford two of themNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANONONONOWHO THE FUCK DO I PICK
>>578088164new cryer
>>578088421They are spilling out
>frontcucks gaslighting early to not get raped by BLAZERS
I'm just waiting for Trainee Ruby right now, my actual faves (Dream Journey and Orfevre) aren't coming for a very long time
>>578088564pick the last 2 in chronological order and you will get the rest with spooks
>>578088294if you want a pace chud for long get summer mackieshe'll be good at the stamina dueling mechanic that will be introduced soon
>>578088260
>>578088487wholesome>>578088498too forward, maybe next time
>66 - 48 - 69FUCKJKKKKKKKKK DREAM JOURNEY IS SO FLAT
I lkie Windy voice, sounds like perfect daughter voice
>>578086696the pokemon poster and mario mushroom tins make this image
>>578088795Why does she put her boobs in frame?
>>578088572The hat cries because it knows what Doto did.
post mares
I was told not to pull for Nakayama Festa because a better version of her releases later. The release date is in 3 years.
>>578088260>>578088785
>>578088735>you will get X uma with spooksthis has to be the most obvious gaslight in all of /uma>just trust me bro, you'll get 2% of a 3% chance (0.06%) next time you umaroll nigger do you even realize how math works?
>>578088795why are the holes in her outfit where her hips are?
>>578089079
>>578087645that was the only way to restore the light to your eyes
>>578089110Is that because Brian is bad or because Donna is so strong that no other Pace is worth running?
>>578089150umapyoi
>>578088806>48cm waist>feet smaller than my hands>height < dick*10I would destroy this tiny umahole
>>578088795you need to get sexed
I want to marry Pearl after finishing her career, bros.Best girl material.
>>578089079if you say so
>>578089150handles for savage clothed sex
>>578089079she almost wrecked an IRL marriage, by the way goddamn Curren Chan is based
>>578087645Thats what you get for one too many hag jokes
>>578089079I always forget she is a mare, took me looking at her left ear to realize it
>>578088806she's so fucking hot
Is it better to make my TT aces on GL or buffed Unity? Seems like the 3 golds from unity are better than what GL could offer
>>578089150easier fingering access
>>578089079Yeppers
>>578089143nigga he asked to get 4 umas while rolling for 2 thats the only way
>>578089273It's because fronts are good while Donna and Biwa have random accels. Funnily she was at her strongest during the last Arima CM because Cygames spammed pace cards while releasing no good front cards so Cingray Oguri doesn't flop That's why I said Blaze Brian pullers will hate fronts
>>578089079stinky (good)
>>578089273her superior sister mogs brian on longs
>>578089749When does this Sister release?
>>578089275
>>578090036I did that btw
Her name is Yuki.
>>578089449
did any of you anons giving CM advise for 20 CMs in the future even play the game at the time
>watch one video about future umas>One person says kitasan white is a good ace but shitty parent>second person says Kitasan White is insane parrent Seyun Sky tier lvlHoly shit gaslighting is insane, who i should listen???
early umasumi
>>578090190That's Yeppers
>>578090307>who i should listenYour heart
>>578090367Umasumi bro
>>578090102better take responsibility or biwa will sic brian on you
>>578090307you listen to the most trustworthy source of umamusume information on the planet: the next anon to reply to you.
>>578090307you should stop playing the game.
>>578090435Of course!
>>578090519You should start your sentence with capital letter
>>578080652ohhhh thats why i got 30 pots today. fucking dober...
>>578090307you should fap to your fave uma until it hurts
>>578090307YourselfLook at what she has in her kitLook at what her unique ability doesLook at the numbers when inheritedLook at the tracks that it works onThink of the characters you can use it onIs it worthwhile for you to get this character?
>>578089547A GL highroll with 1600 speed is going to have very distinct advantages over a Nunity ace with 1200-1400 speed, sad to say. It'd be like having 1075-1100 speed in a MANT CM. Sure you might win a few races, but odds are you're not reaching A finals.
>Phone Background: (Unable to confirm due to privacy film)What's up with Dream Journey
>>578086486She isn't the one who is doing the praying
>>578090741I'm kinda new and dont know much, so it's hard ask>>578090663I already doing it
>>578090823she's so cool bros....
no more biwa posting
>>578090631why
>>578090843Do your besthttps://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/106802-kitasan-blackThere is a mechanics document in the OP that tells you what all the words meanThere is a conditions viewer built into GameTora that tells you when skills are allowed to triggerIf you have questions after doing your best, you can always ask
Shinko
>>578091031I mean he probably doesn't know the difference between target speed and current speed yet
>>578090663https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw2Rej10Pwk
>>578090243I give adviced based on the vibes
>>578090161oyakodon
>>578091031I know about things, but not so much to do correct judgementsBut yeah i checked and compared inherited skill with Angling and it looks goodBut again, maybe there are better parent front skills>>578091191>target speed and current speed yetProbably not
I just try my best
>do a yolo 10 pull hoping for Doto>get her>also get Silence Suzuka who I just grinded 150 star pieces through daily legend races for
Hanshin turf 1600m ohimbas Oka Sho650932236509322365093223
>>578090663Festival/NY Maruzensky alt
front gods... what do I have to do in order to beat the latechud who comes up at triple my speed in the homestretch?
>>578091094I agree nanoda
>>5780916927th and 8th like last time lol
I'm kinda bored
>>578091395that's what I thoughtnothing wrong with gaslighting out of your ass anyway, that anon won't remember this thread in 2 years, talking about future meta right now is your brain entertainment for the bored
>>578090741>Look at the tracks that it works onthis is the most difficult step of that process by about a billion times
>>578090307only listen to people who post a picture of Oguri Cap looking smug with their advice
>>578086486if you meet an umamusume on the road, kill her
>>578091895GameTora has a really helpful indicator for how many meters are left at the start of late race since a lot of skills use ithttps://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meeting?cm=18
>>578091410Increase target speed=the most common one, it increases the max speed your uma can reach. But if your uma is accelerating like when she enters late-race it's useless to increase your target speed if she didn't reach her max speed yetIncrease current speed: basically you just get a flat speed bonus to your current speed so even if your uma is accelerating you get a speed boostKitasan White's ult gives you an instant current speed boost for some races when you enter late race. That means you are accelerating from a higher speed
>>578091870Well I never give advice anyways
>>578090663
>>578079429Fusapan is not a hag
hoers
Ahh... I want to have sex with an umamusume...
>>578092134Naruhodo ty... and kita gives acceleration too, so looks strong as a parent
i don't trust any of you.
Hishi
>>578092370Man she looks perfect no matter what she wears
>>578092653we all do.
Mambros...
>>578091692Looks like I should invest in more midrace to beat the runaway... Looks like the age of the Bobo has passed...
>>578091717did you not loop mad dash, firm resolve, and racing spirit stam? lol
>>578092634Don't call her a breadroll. That's rude.
Ahh... I want to have sex as an umamusume...
Does Tupac exist in the umaverse
>>578093004Damn this picture is insane and disturbing never post it again pls
>>578093163>frontcucks need to loop all of those, + 3 greens, gw, dd, pp, and ig wit>they still lose against any midtier gamblerLmao
i have a primal NEED to slide my hands up in there
>>578091717fronts need to secure their early-race, mid-race, and late-race to have a chance at sniffing the ass-crack of whichever backliner strolls by them.
>>578093326>honest and hardworking style loses to dishonest fraud styleyeah, the world isn't fair sadly
>>578092634She is a marshmallow
gn
CM Tester:89929584
>>578093582The Japanese are so wise...
>>578093716Get out of my feed
>>578093582>>578093716I love Japan and I love the Junior DivisionI also liked that xeet
>>578090916
How braindead do you have to be to think any of the heavily yuri-coded umas like fuji, digitan, sirius, helios, ardan etc. would want anything to do with a male? Cygames is happy to accept your money, but none of those characters would ever have a male trainer based on how they're written
>>578093896My feed has been all Fusapan since her bikini banner started.
>chiyoposter
>>578094098those are actually the most heterosexual umas in the entire franchise. Fuji loves cock more than she loves racing.
>>578091717final push and second wind gamba
mind if i disillusion some waifufags here?umas only see their trainer as a father figure. the age gap and the power dynamic would make anything romantic creepy. only inceIs disagree.btw laurel is especially gay since her trainer is officially a woman.
Seems like the SEAbros finally got tired of baiting on /v/
>>578094141Fuji is the dykest dyke
I love Rice
>>578092370she's literally perfect wtf
>redditshower
>>578094498Too bad she loves bourbon and not you
umanko to face injury
>>578094104Blessed
>>578093681Lucky pace Spe-chan to the rescue.
curren chan forcing my erect penis into a chastity cage
smart falcon sucking my dick for a follow
Biwa Hayahide = BHBig Head = BH
>>578094290>he doesn't knowYou're just outing yourself as a permavirgin who doesn't know irl women lol
>*sniffs your towel* >"I like your smell.">"Did you know that you're more genetically compatible with people whose scent you like? By genetically compatible I mean your thick, white, sweet sperm would probably make me pregnant of twins in a single night">"I thought that was interesting haha">*sniffs your towel again* >"Coincidentally I am ovulating tonight, I can feel my womb trembling right now"But you guys told me she was gay
having sex with mob uma's
>>578095020idiot moid shes just joking this is how women talk to their friends this is a yuri game
>>578094850You could just pretend to like her and get as many faruko blowjobs as you want, y'know.She's not particularly difficult to please.
>>578094850then not giving her the follow
Autis/uma/ and TamaLove should kick their flatliners
>>578095146Understandable, she's just being nice. I will now proceed to lower my guard and watch some movies with Fuji.
Orfe takes it like true Tyrant
>>578094619
shes so cute bwos
>>578082025What a shame...She would've been fitting in both Marriage section and Personal Drama where you have to get through her issues.
>>578095396true
>>578094290You posted the same bullshit in the other thread and yet you fail to understand the problem with your logic.From this point i'll personally flag your posts as bait because you're either retarded or a troll.
>>578095963>replying to the yurischizoYou have been baited new fag
>>578095396September is coming... soon it will be all over
>>578095396GoldDude should take his talents to /Uma/ Club
remember no one is more delusional than yurifags... it's as though they consume a different media altogether
I like that japs think that Yanko should call her Torena "Darling"
>>578095396There's still like half a month left
>>578096205Can't wait to read her story
>>578096205
Mile and medium are the best CM distances
Sprint and Long are the best CM distances
>>578096157>September is comingG1 SEASON SOON!!!!!!!
>>578096370
DIG HERE, WINDY!*unzips dick*
>>578077949licking all that boysweat
Is SMaru card worth a crystal to LB1 or might as well save it for a future card?
>>578096219being called "darling" by Yanko would probably kill me
LET'S GO, RICKEY!*slaps her ass*
>>578097027nyo
>>578078560throwing this fat greedy bitch into the pool
is this true chat
>>578097283i hope so
Lates are absurd this CM, I'd be perfectly fine with them being dominant if it was a harder build to achieve or required stat-specific highrolls but they barely have to try and can win with as few as 2-3 golds and 10 skills total
I did it bwos, every card in the game has their level maxed out for whatever their current cap is. I can finally start banking my SP.
>>578097041rickey fucky
>>578097503Remember JPniggers telling us lates are a dogshit style not worth investing on? Funny.
>Musuderb, Derbimus. - last words of Caesar Augustus
>>578097673They were when the game came out, then they were the only viable strategy after that update, then XOguri completely invalidated them for over half a year outside of debuffers
>random frog tardlmao go back to /v/ mate
>>578097790Hog invalidated every style, bro.
>>578097673either you're just making that up or you got oguri-posted. at global launch, lates were dominant in JP and have stayed meta this entire time.
>>578097032why?
>>578096956Large Laisu...
Fuji Kisexy is finally mine. I wonder who I should focus on next
>>578097979
>>578090307You should listen to videos with thumbnails like picrel.
>>578098372THAT'S ITDOXXING UMAMUSUME A
>>578090663The problem is my favorite uma isn't sexy
>>578098372true
>>578090741This would be good advice if we were playing an entirely different game.
>>578098372How many viewbots do I need to buy before people will consider it true?
huh. the new event has Digitan saying otaku and oshi and they're not localized into stupid shit
why does she look like a pou
>>578098657I actually like Pancakes' vids, I just don't ever bring him up because he's black and that would be all /uma/ focuses on>>578098819Those are effectively loanwords adopted into the english language now, especially otaku. Do we have an english equivalent of otaku in translation? Yes but saying someone is a maniac in english has a different connotation.
>>578090663I PULLED SPECIFICALLY FOR THIS ANIMATION MY WALLET DIED FOR THISWHERE IS IT
What gives more affinity? Winning the senior spring crown or winning that dirt G1 before summer.I'm debating running the other G1 that takes place there in classic year
>>578077641>Summer Tachyon will literally never be meta because TARDgames waited 3 years to make the first Satsuki Sho eventYou're welcome.
>>578098372>that last oneLmao already debunked by in-game scenes
>>578099061A race is a race for affinity nowSets of races no longer matter
>>578079167More than you think
ruby needs correction
>try making a Long Uma in GL>SSOh?Oh.
>>578099015
Umamusume has no gacha competition, change my mind
why the fuck did i just get 82 tps? not complaining but why
That thing you thought was impossible? Yeah, it's possible, anon.
>>578099380See >>578080652
>>578099335Ruby HATE
>>578099335how would I correct rooby?
>>578099454>>578080652huh... I'm glad I farmed some dober parents I guess
>>578099380Why the fuck do people not read the news when they see "gift from the support team"?
>>578099374gakumas
>>578099374I mean, there is no other gacha that adapts keiba, so yeah, it has no gacha competition
>>578099380You bred Dober thoroughly, and to show their appreciation, Cycucks is awarding you with TP If you did not breed Dober ignore this post
>>578098734cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
>>578099637I don't know where to read the news for this game bwo, I just play
Sillius
>>578099572force her to finish her event chain
My experience with Pearl went from "she looks kinda of weird" to "I'll marry this woman and give her 10 kids and make her happy forever as much as I can" after going through her career.
>>578080652>no worthy parent umas besides dober (which I don't have)no wonder I got nothing
but why don't they give pots to every player rather than only the ones that ran those umas, this is just another way to divide the playerbase
>>578099967>why didn't my insurance pay me when I was 500 miles from that storm and completely unaffected by it?
>>578099741>rewarded for breeding doberI'm glad I got her
>>578100105DB is Japanese bwo
I don't understand Dragon Ball fans.
>>578099867seeking my sperm
>>578100174this is emotional damage it counts
cycommunists
>578100227don't reply to me
>>578100105
https://h.uguu.se/USDjSDaC.png
is pump mandatory for cm18?
>>578100375Why are you posting the girl from Kentucky?
>>578099867I got her from a cheeky 1 pull but I've been putting off actually playing her career. She does seem pretty cool from what I've seen, though. Her lobby conversation about getting into some kids' series because Biko told her about it was beautiful.
>>578100404Is shitbox down again?
wtf is this shit? she literally bites you like a vampire the first time you meet and before you're even her trainer she's calling you her soulmate and professing love
>>578100317That's on you if you can't distinguish a JP meme from a spic meme
>>578100404This will never be me...Why live
next jiggumshttps://jiggie.fun/4be43U>https://jiggie.fun/4be43Uhttps://jiggie.fun/4be43U>https://jiggie.fun/4be43Uhttps://jiggie.fun/4be43U
>>578100613And? is there something wrong? that's normal
>>578100613just like my hentais.
uh oh latinx melty
>>578100404This will be meI will live
>>578100613we like this though
>>578100613hot
>>578100613This is how love worked before the woke mass media ruined it
>>578100245They're kids, negros and spics, you shouldn't even bother
>>578100245Because you are retarded
Is Nishino Flower the true potential uma?
>>578101031I don't speak spic
>>578087258dating Hello really should give 20 tokens
I quit before that faggot released the automation tools that would ruin uma foreverso did they?
>>578100934>posts one of the negroest horsesfunny how the whole meme about spechud being racist towards blacks was radicalized by spics themselves
>>578098537then lie back and think of tracen
>>578101160cygames released it and ruined it for them
>>578100613
>>578100534It is your only chance for one of your backliners in 6th to hit a well-timed accelerationMight as well gamble if you are in that positionStrict window makes it hard to chain activations like in other CMs
>>578098372This one showed up in my feed last night. Gonna give it a listen.
>>578100245you are low test
>>578099016I was tricked many months ago as well. It's from her NY costume.
>>578101350That's a tranny
>>578101350 >>578101418tranny or not, 5 seconds in I already hate the voice and won't be listening to anymore.
>>578100181I wish I bred her more before they caught onMy fault for being a casual
>>578101418does it even matter anymore
>>578099335
So all it takes for the schizo to have a melty is to call him out on being latinx?
>>578101160are you talking about this?https://github.com/Remezzo/Umamusume-OverseerI thought about it but after seeing that every sentence is genuinely "It's not just X -- it's Y" and "A, in your asshole.We fuck your asshole at premium speeds for completely free. No money --- Just Cum"I decided against it
>>578101332thought it was just some random vtuber until fine's portrait appeared
>>578100613Problem?
Hello, motherfuckers.How have you been?
ruby's trainer needs MOTIVATION
>>578101410Looks like I'll have to get lucky or my wallet gets to die again
>>578101615yes
>>578101698terrible i hate living
If you don't watch Keiba MADs with uma music then you are not a true fan
>>578101698are you returning from a ban or something?
>>578101649holy shit its even got the ChatGPT Bullet listing Im not downloading this Bitcoin Miner onto my shit
>MLB 30 random cards using clanked resources>Comfortably stay in class 6 without having to rework anything, or to actually play the game heh
>>578101698No. Go back to sleep
Rare uma sighting>>578101698Life is goodSparks are mediocreAll is well
>>578099016this but with Flower. I thought she had a cool G1 victory pose until I realized it was Flash's and saved my rolls, still got spooked by her thoi don't have the mp4 someone post it
>>578101936logosex sexotype
>>578101936that's a kanker
Who or what is Juan
>>578101936I have no idea what her deal is or what she's like but she looks very cool. good for her.
we still like dirty maya, right?
>>578102128The Juan PissIt's an anime
>>578101993>>578102108You wouldn't jack a boat>>578102187No one does yet, we will soon (tm)Her [read: his] Satsuki Sho win is pretty hype
>>578101846As long as it works it can use the the 1060Ti i3 10th gen PC on a separate VLAN I have.
>>578102187
>>578101649this shit is 100% a trojan
>>578102128Me, hola
I try to look away, I try to pretend that I don't care, but I care.I get genuinely happy looking at Narita Taishin, the fuck is wrong with me? I didn't even knew I liked characters like her type, but... it just works.Kinda like eating a new food that you never ate before in your whole life and somehow it becomes your favorite, it shouldn't be like this but it is.
>>578101698I am both doing very well and very poorly.
>>578101649retarded mongoloid newfaggot holy fuck shut up and stop talking
>>578100613So uh how do you deal with this uma
>>578102336if logotype is a boat i'll jack
>>578101649>>578102357nah nigga im good
>>578101817i literally get hype for CM training by watching gold ship wins with the uma OST synced to them
>>578101221Minorities are the biggest racist, specially towards their own race, after all
>>578102453
>>578102357>github>no sourceYeah, this fuckin smells
>>578102453What you know about yourself is seldom the full picture. All you can do is embrace the joy as it comes your way.
>>578096601Would cum inside this goddess 3 times very quickly in succession and tell her that's the same as lasting a lot
>>578102534Describe a single piece of Malware on that list, no google.
At the risk of descending into madness, I'm actually listening to Helios and five seconds in I'm already learning a new expression.>お嬢が塩い~っ!"塩い" (shioi) is a nonexistent word for "salty" but actually short for the colloquial "塩対応" (shio-taiou), meaning a chilly or tepid (or in this case, "salty") reception from someone. This line was from the game during Palmer's career.Contrast to the "神対応" (kami-taiou), meaning amazing (or more closely, the now-dated "godly") reception.The anime went with "つれない" for the same scene, a less slangy but still pretty casual way to describe that kind of distant reaction, often used particularly with respect to romantic advances or interest.
>>578102479You don't, Torena fucker levels are too high, including peak Torena fucker levels in the dorm (Her roommate is NeoUni)
>>578101698Hello hot stuff
My Finemo is 0lb, Super Creek 1lb, and I have no Mr.CB or Speed Maru. Do I pull on Creek, and CB? Finemo and Maru or do I save until Ramonu?
>>578101649i'm not sure if it even has dumper it looks like essentially a gametora overlay
>>578102670you first smarty pants
>>578102608they can't give you the source because the source was Sweepyanons Icarus so they'd have to link to a guy they stole from that fucking hates them
>>578102479trainer matches her crazy and they both fall into madness together
>>578102309Luna wife really makes me awake things...
>>578102639My silly fraud wife can't be this cute...
>>578102745carat status?kita status?
>>578102745Creek/CB is fine if you wanna go into Ends yeah
>>578102745Funny that they turned her into a link.
im still coping with sr and welfare wits and its not so bad
>Teio and Mayacchi have an TT interaction Nice
I'm just gonna loop just DDfuck thisI'm gonna keep using falco power
>>578102639Seeing Kris S doing that goofy smile always makes me laugh.
>>578102128An horse from AgrigentoItalian Horses may be the silliest
>>578094098>ardanyou almost got me anon, but then you got sloppy. >Ardan>the most for (You) uma released so far, makes Dia-chan look weaksauce in comparisonif you had just stuck to shit like Digitan and Helios, you could have made an acceptable case (Daisca is too hetcoded even for yuriniggers), but you had to make your bait obvious.Better luck next time, I'll update my filters anyway just in case you decide to try it as a pasta
boy love.
Did SEAhours start again already?
>>578102590I love this image because I can't stop laser focusing on Chikezo's big fucking tomboy tiddies
If you bake don't forget to add the current event
>>5781029149.684. LIght Hello and Tachyon really drained my ressources. I did manage to get Tachyon and Kita MLB tho.
>>578103104nyes
>>578100613>Be trainer>Think you'll be good at it because you don't really connect with people beyond doing your responsibilities>Get stuck with a trainee that won't settle for that kind of distanceThank god I'm safe from Still and I can enjoy my healthy distance relationships with Uma like Air Shakur and Admire Groove.
>swap kitasan for stinko pitty>stats are betterThat's stupid.
>>578101649>"A, in your asshole.We fuck your asshole at premium speeds for completely free. No money --- Just Cum"ive been laughing at this for like 10 minutes now btw thank you
>>578103104nyo
the image limit... that was close
>>578102639
>>578103164>Admire GrooveDoes he know?
>>578094498many are saying this
bake
>>578103128Calc your caratsumacaratcalculator.com
>>578103102waow hes literally me
>>578102670it says right there, trojanprobably a crypto miner or just a blackmail generator
>>578103128ngmi just save for ramonu
>>578094498It's too bad that Rice doesn't even love rice. She loves bread.
>>578103352And Grass isn't Japanese, she's from Kentucky
BAKE
my trainee just tried to kill herself what do I do
>>578102745What the hell are you doing with those carats my guy
>>578103489>>578103489>>578103489
>>578103254What do you mean Anon.Admire Groove hates interpersonal relationships. She can do everything by herself. Social order is a pain to maintain and a lot of wasted effort for no reward. That's not even touching on how being your genuine self around other people is stupid and that people only ever want to actually interact with the version of you they can see that fits into their image of what they want from you.Admire Groove would never get close to someone, open up about her true feelings and get attached after finally letting someone get closer than arm's reach.
>>578103464fucking weeb
