Main event time!https://www.twitch.tv/dota2tihttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/The_International/2026>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/570>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>577979594
nerf hoodwink
TO ALL TI TOURISTS PLEASE READ QRD of the few last months>There is currently an okayish event "The Dark Carnival" featuring LC and Ringmaster>PSG is MIA possibly dead>/d2g/'s current lolcow is *ugar a pedo furnigger making proud PeeSG>the thread bully scared all drawfags away>the weaver autist is still lurkingfurniggers will try to steal this post, ignore them
sex hoodwink
buff luna movement speed
remember to follow the script
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC1V-oCh1r0youtube stream link
Buff Hoodwink
forsten still band?
Rylai getting sexed by Carl and Magina when?Drawfags come, come and bless me.
LETS FUCKING GO!
sex with sheever
>>578117695>Is her ult robbing?Twerking her massive butt
>15k viewsdead game dotards
cant wait to see my wife on the big screen
>>578118053Getting BWC is her counter.
SHEEVER IS NOT FOR LEWDING
SHEEVER SEXO
>chinese TI>look inside>no chinese teamsthey never recovered from this did they
>Opening with Slacks cringekinobasado
pick marci
lyralei's focus fire handjob.
guys why doesn't sheever upgrade to like G cups
>>578118219I blame Newbie.
>>578117785>>578117975>>578117902>>578117994>mason sponsored by the casino>mason predicts casino vs casino gambling teams' grand finalWhat did he mean by this? Is he discreetly being a whistleblower to the whole fake and gay scripted Dota 2 The International 1-15 (2011-2026)?
god I fucking hate chinese people so god damn much
15 person crowd
>>578118006
slacks please die
>>578118254Borning shit. Vaginal creampies any day of the week.
where's riki?
Hoodwink sex
>>578118125MASSIVE deer honkers
>>578118459>>578118459SEEEEEEEEXOOOOO
>>578118459Put a little more effort in it, anon. And full nudity.
>no gabenit's over, why bother?
>liquid fans are fattypical
can winter see saberlight?
its that one asian guy that gets invited to TIs every year for who knows what reason
>>578118656Beggars can't be choosers anon
Deadlock when?
>>578117785Last three days of doto, after TI i am out of this fucking 322 shit game. At least the pro players aren't getting 322-ed, oh wait...
>>578118459GODDAMN AI SLOP
lets go ti
I wonder what Sheever's armpits taste like...
i hate slacks so much is unreal
sheepstick is there, cool
grubby
Where's the sticky?
I love slacks so much it's unreal
>>578118829I've been found
Can the crowd see the Chinese teams?
So we can expect new art for TI... right...?
>>578118974dota is past it's (it is) sticky prime unc
MARRY ME SHEEVER
>>578118974Anon....Let it go.
>>578119045I can draw for dawn shitting on hookwink for 350 usd.
i havent seen a dota game since dpc days whats the meta now
WHERES THE JIGGY
>>578119045we don't do OC anymore anon
>>578118974group stages never got a sticky retard/vg/ doesn't have stickies anymore
>>578119045>drawing tablet gone
>no opening ceremony dotards...
>>578119103I can AI gen porn/commissions, the only value in art now is creativity.
sheepstick got fat
>>578119103I'll pay you in exposure!
>>578119149
>>578119103Draw them hugging instead :)
sheepstick is looking extremely middle aged
>>578119135Why did you bully out the drawfags?
have you guys noticed that literally nobody who is involved in dota have tattoos? What's the deal with that?
>>578119103>350 fucking dollarsDrawfags are out of their fucking minds, generative multimedia AI is a divine punishment for their greed.
when does ti get good
>>578119304Jeet sloppa.
"the group stage went well for some teams but not so well for other teams"
Wall status?
>>578119045best I can offer is this
>>578119289thread bully hates everyone that isn't a miserable talentless waste of skin like he is
someone please post the sheepo floppy tits webm
Sheepstick hit the wall, don't do vtubing kids
>>578119296samsung, pedurr and jackayy all have heaps of tatts
>>578119296Nikobaby tho
why is sheever's skin so blotchy and gross looking?
How does our general compare to leagues during worlds? Do we really look that dead and sad?
>>578119045i can try but it will take me the whole TI
>>578119296Doesn't Fly have tattoos?
>>578119494shes like 45
there's like no crowds dude chinese population collapse is real
>>578119382>t. malding faggot
>>578119494because she's an old hag
What we want list>witch doctor >other honest heroes>cute cosplayer tummies>sexy cosplayer boobiesWhat we DO NOT want:>dishonest heroes>parivision winning finals 3-0anything else?
>>578119562It's like 10 AM on a Thursday m8
>>578119396Starting to look like a man.
>>578119494Bad makeup team and lighting
>>578119396
A thread bully?? Are you kidding me, a thread bully? Are the people in this general 12 years old?
>>578119610I want to see Lina, Drow, Dawnbreaker, Luna.
>>578119296>dyrachyo>Acei think tOfu also
>>578119706He dunked my head into the toilet...
>>578119450>>578119396she's just british
>>578119610>wd>honest
>>578119706Yeah. He is a huge problem. I have art to post but in the past he's shit all over it. I don't need non-constructive criticism.
JIGGY WHERE
im booored where is the hydration break slags?
>>578119751lol did he also take your lunch money?
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE OPENING CEREMONY?!?!?!
>>578119610>witch doctor>Honest hero>2 hour long chain stunAre you kidding me?
>>578117785why did sheepsticked get invited to TI?i thought she quit casting to vtube?
sheever didn't drop any cleavage even for ti it's over
>>578119807Post one piece of proof there's a "thread bully". This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard in my life.
Nice sticky dotards
start the game
Imagine Ephey dropping a yuge log on your chest haha.
>>578119996I'll fucking murder you if you post agian
>>578120036BUILT for knot
Sheep look like she gained 10 years
what flavor are we vaping right now vapechads? I'm currently vaping some sweet pineapple flavor
>>578119807Don't post shit art then
>>578119935she usually does it day2
>>578120085timeless
/ourjew/
summoning psg and wormy anus to shit up the thread
>no stickyidgaf>no jiggydead ti
less yap more naked chinese women
>>578120085>poopdickschizo got so mad he saved this pic>hes STILL posting it 2 years later
WinteR has been with us since the dota 1 days, what a legend
Nobody cares about TI anymore you idiots, fucking brain-dead
>>578120367but i dont want to get naked
>>578120336None of them are as annoying as the thread bully
What has happened to my wife?
>60kIt's botted innit?
>>578120336he got worms? quick story?
isn't iceiceice at this ti
>>578120532british
>>578120553twitch drops
>>578120085The possibility of something being malicious and ignoring it equaling letting someone you don't like get away with it mindbroke people
>>578120553>implying valve cares enough
>>578120553There is literally no possible way that this isn't botted, 60k views on a dead game? Impossible.
AND THERE'S THAT FUCKING HORN AGAIN
giff gaben
MingLee Clap
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>>578120036
>>57812055360k viewers is too many in your mind for the biggest event of the second most played game in steam..?
sex with hoodwink
DUDE WEAVE
FINALLY SOME FUCKING KINO
>>578120684whatever happened to beyond the shit and this fat jew
CHING CHONG CHING CHONG
ching cheng
why doesn't dota have goblin heroes
>oriental musicoh no here we go with this ethnic bullshit, nobody gives a shit about china
Very chinky but I like it
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>we want the hotd audience
>>578120771Go fuck yourself....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\...
>>578120807timbersaw and friends
>>578120771At this time? Probably. Who'd be watching it?
IM GONNA LOOOOOOMAAAAAAAIM LOOOOOOOOOOMIN
THIS WAS SUPPOSSED TO BE AME'S TI
>>578120863Helm of the dominator?
WHERE IS THE FUCKING JIGGY
valve saw hotd intro and HAD to copy it
>>578120790who knows man
>>578120918house of the dragon
Conductor is the most meme job on the planet
I will always respect Dota for having these classy intros. If you watch League Worlds they'll get some FOTM retarded pop artist on the stage dancing around doing the most half-assed performance.
CHINESE CHINESE CHINESEEVEN CHINESE
>>578120918hot dick
FUCK CHINANUKE CHINAFUCK CHINESE PEOPLE
Man I feel bad for the chinksThis is like a humiliation ritual when they couldn't even make it out of groups
>>578120931Was he actually Jewish?
How old were you when you started playing Dota and how old are you now
>>578120887It's 7 on US west coast, and 10 on east coast. No one is at work. Most viewers are probably canucks, SA, or Americlaps. IDK what time it is in CIS.
that fucking menu music took me back to my college days
Zoomer vibes
most of dota audience is in europe why is this shit being held in CHINA
>>578120929why would it take 4 years to copy
>>578121049>american named gormanprobably
this is racist
>>578121028This was supposed to be the return of Chinese Dota.Instead it's a complete humiliation ritual.>>5781210541534
wtf female ta?
>>578121089valve are broke
get to the fucking games
>>578121054i was 9 now i'm 43
>>578121006Why are you so insecure you always need to be comparing your hobby to another, master slave dialectic shit
Artifact mentioned
imagine if Gabe came out doing cartwheels
>>578121089Valve needs to shill the engine and 'eck to the Chinese market
>>5781210541328shit...
THE CONFLUENCE
slark pounce
>>57812105416, 19 years ago, but I played like 10 matches in the last 10 years or whatever
rate it
NOBODY FUCKING CARES FUCK CHINA
>>578121207kek
i thought this was china's tournament why do they have ninjas
DOTA 2???????
>she stepped on the ragits overthe mandate of heaven has been lost
>>578121261gaben is in sweden on his boat
>>578121335You do
NEED JIGGYNOW
Who wins this year?
I MISS YOU CHUAN
they couldn't even find an asian with some titties to be the dancer it's over
God that 2015 - 2018 era was so fucking good.OG getting the two time win really was the end of Dota esports.
>>57812105419, 33 wow...
Lets go Liquid!
>>578121028>>578121027please please this time make the techies joke realsniper joke? shooting in shanghai lets go china needs shooters too they're losing to american in that category
matumbaman
Do you guys have a place to hang your Aegis when you get into the top 1500?
>>578121318Why the fuck are you reposting my tierlist make your own
>>578121451>>578121312>>578121284>>578121194>>578121138STOP BLOGGING, FAGGOTS, TI IS ON
THE INTERNATIONAL>THE INTERNATIONALTHE INTERNATIONAL>THE INTERNATIONALTHE INTERNATIONAL>THE INTERNATIONALTHE INTERNATIONAL>THE INTERNATIONALTHE INTERNATIONAL>THE INTERNATIONALTHE INTERNATIONAL>THE INTERNATIONALTHE INTERNATIONAL>THE INTERNATIONALTHE INTERNATIONAL>THE INTERNATIONAL
china....
>>578121054fuck man, 14?33
>>578121462ESL slant eyed postsee if you can understand this: CHING CHONG CHENG CHONG CHING CHONG CHENG
>no chink teamsTHE WINGS CURSE THRIVES ON
I love Dota, bros...
>>578121532We're reminiscing you fucking retard TI gets you like that. Chill the fuck out the games ain't even started.
is the fat valve guy gonna come?
hey guys i missed the group stage,are they waiting to introduce the chinese teams to build more hype?
>>578121650No.
holy shit micke is SHORT
>bb start wavingkek
>Nigma
can't stop the gaben
Gayben!
le ozempic face
Holy ozempic
why are they all so cringe
why did they replace gaben with a slim guy
fuck bros...
Should I stay up to watch this cuckfest? It's day one, who cares?
>>578121715>team nigma>they're holding their ballsLMAO
>>578119045You guys literally hate my art so I doubt it.
>>578121610Watching.Ain't touching that shit myself however .
how long until they run out of space on the aegis?
Gaben got jacked
>>578121730didnt he get thin before ozempic. also good for him no matter what hehad to do get himself that healthy from the point he was, guy was fat as fuck at worst.
DOTA 2?????????????what's with all the commentary shit
sstttaaarrrttt thhheee gaaaammmee
>>578121778>>578121750>>578121730Actually looks like my grandpa.
>>578121838Correct now fuck off
now that it's locked, I will reveal the winning bracket to you all.
>>578121861>didnt he get thin before ozempicNope.
>haben has diabetesrip
>>578121750just another reminder to have a fuckhuge external hard drive as a contigency for gabe's death
I miss ppd
man i reaaallly should be going to bed for work tomorrow instead of watching
>weaving>loom>threadsIt will be his TI you jusy watch dotards
>>578121838Post work, its ok
>>578121213gfl posted
>>578121730>>578121750>>578121778So what happens to valve/steam after he's gone i shwonder.
STARTTHEGAME
new hero?
>>578121838I like all drawfriends and their art :)
>>578121838unless you draw furshit its ok
wow what a differnece
>>578121945I don't even have to do anything tomorrow and I still don't really want to sit and watch this gay championship
>>5781218976.7K is 95th percentile? i got 11.3k, i got that purple drow locked down
>>578122019they don't reveal shit until the grand finals day
>>578122056They all draw furshit
>>578121897>95th percentile chud thinks he knows shit about resultslmao, try to at least be 99th before you try to speak as if you knew your shit
>>578121996next ceo holds does a blundersteps downnext ceo argues that the only way to save the company after the previous one shat the bed is to sell sharesopen to shareholdersea'dsplit
No sticky this year
>>578121996riot will buy it and delete every single valve IP
>>578122068Eat clean.Train hard.And never give up.
>>578121996old guard will keep the status quo for awhile, but it won't last forever
HOLY SHIT I CAN NOT STAND THIS FUCKING NIGGERBABBLETHEY ARE NOT SAYING ANYTHING, 99% OF THE "TALENTS" ARE FUCKING FRAUDSSHUT THE FUCK UPI WOULD LITERALLY RATHER HAVE CAMERA PANNING AROUND THE STAGE FOR 10 MINTUES
>>578122068considering steam is pretty much only thing holding gaming industry in any kind not turboshit state with their policies I hope he lives to be 120.
>>578122056FurGODS rule this general, cry about it foreskin stealer
>>578122169he gets the greatest gear in the entire world, prob spends over 6 figures a month on stuff
we all had iron wing beating spirit for the first match right??
DOTA 2???????????????
Who even are these "talents"?
intro music is nice, modern & poppy
who are these playerswheres poopey
>>578122224it will be a sad day if steam ever goes public, they would rape the shit out of it. cant even imagine how bad things could get, you'll probably have to pay like $20 a month subscription to play your games.
>darkest dungeon announcerPREPARE FOR BATTLE
this is racistpretty based
Such cool arena and theme.
Our Queen
>wisp vocals
>>578122415el presidente coaches pv now
>>578121996Some kike will weasel his way in and force them to go public, which will be the end of gaming. People can hate on how noncommunicative Valve is and their wishywashy way of balancing their games, but at least they produce a quality product when they want to. They're a rarity in the gaming industry and once they get bought out by some conglomerate, it's fucking over.
>>578122437MARVEL AT THE SPECTACLE!
Yatoro is a Canes fan?
FUCK THEM 33FUCK THEM RIGHT IN THE FUCK
memba pod-chan
>>578122351>outing yourself as new
yo wheres dendi? havent played this game in over a decade
who got that webm you know the one
GAME STARTINGWHERE IS THE JIGGY
rtz status?
>>578122351the same fucking slags every single yearthe cabal must keep earning paychecks to do virtually nothing.
33 will pick the satan hero
>>578122567oppa dendi style :-d
can the audience see the holograms?
I have the script, they are going to ban Treant Protector!
>>578122598dead
topson status??
>>578122598they put him on a cliff just outside the arenastill hasn't gone down
>>578122567conscripted, dead for zelensky
>>578119296Parker
That's rough for a 29 year old
>>578122497How do you force them go public? They have no need to rise money that way. And for what?
WHERE IS MOMMY KACI
bros...is sheepsticked....cute?
>>578122570
WHO THE FUCK CARESSHUT THE FUCK UP
why is arteezy not streaming
Chinese and golden color, name a more iconic duo. Everything has to be golden from lanyards to cameras to chairs.
do you guys think ame will finally win one with the home crowd advantage
>>578122774not anymore, she looks older than my mother
Can that stupid ugly bitch shut up
WHERE IS MOMMY KELLYMILKIES
>>578121965what does this hero do
SHEEPSTICKED SHUT THE FUCK UP.
>>578122774kind of ugly with a quirkchungus personalityreminder that she lost to cock and turned from lesbian to bisexual
>>578122835reddit bullied him
>>578122835He ishttps://www.twitch.tv/arteezy
I'm here
>literally over an hour of intro ceremony and whatever elseI'm dozing off to this, good night dotards
>>578122845and threads.
>>578122759>How do you force them go public?By getting into a high position of power at the company and convincing whatever woman becomes CEO that she needs to go public to make more money.
sheep needs a dick in her mouth, i dont wanna sound mean but its true
>sheepie>no queen effey or nattea
is arteezy cursed?
no sticky ?
>>578122950make jiggy
>>578122971>not waking up for the startweak dota game
>>578122905whose dick though?
>>578122497not how it worksthe ownership will be transferred to someone, be it Gaben's family or someone else he designates after that it is very, and I mean ABSURDLY unlikely that they will change anything considering that steam is the closest thing we have seen to a golden goose, ever. They will just reap the benefits while keeping the status quo
>no stickydead game
>>578122912>https://www.twitch.tv/arteezy>demoted from ti restreamer to ti replay viewerLMFAO
Who are all there unknown fake dota 2 players. Where are real players. I checked the liquipedia and it's all russians and east european team. There is only one american. No chinese. Is the game already ripe for shitting down? What is the prize pool? 5 dollars? Even the show seems boring. They just endlessly prattle about "what ifs" and stuff i simply refuse to believe. It's random stuff.
Which TI did this game officially lose its sovl?
Watch gorgc with me on Twitch! https://www.twitch.tv/gorgc
>>578122759>How do you force them go public?You think Epstein was just doing it for the lulz? Kompromat, nigga
>>578122116>no argument presentedvictorious, once again.
>>578123080You don't know Jews.
>>578123058
>>578123164no
>>578123004His balls belong to Dove and he has to do gamba streams to pay for her lifestyle.>>578123080>gaben's cousin or whoever inherits valve>tim sweenie + VC faggots offer him $10B >he sells, it's overIt's hardly ABSURDLY unlikely.
nice crowd dotards
START THE FUCKIN DRAFT
>>578123182What are you even trying to say. You think people, and companies, go into debt for the heck of it? Are you dumb?
riki crowd
>>578119296gpk has a lot
when does it get good
(((they))) will be circling valve like bloodthirsty sharks as gabens health starts to decline in the coming decades. they'll 100% be able to get it
why does everyone look so greasy (players and fans)
>>578123274More than I thought they'd get for thurs morning with 0 (zero) chink teams
>>578123319>What are you even trying to say.You're a legit invalid if you can't puzzle that one out, brother
>>578123153TI 9 kino Liquid run tho
>>578123080>>ABSURDLY unlikely>he hasn't watched tolkien works slowly be raped more and more as ownership has passed hands
you losers forget that nothing ever happens.Valve is never going public.
>>578123362That guy was so toxic.
>>578123442No, I can't, that's why I am asking. Stop vagueposting, mister.
what does d2g think of the food I will be eating over the course of the main event
do we like reya?
>>578123518Gabe won't live forever.
>>578123501do you really think lotr can print money at the same rate as Steam without any new entries into the series?
START THE FUCKING GAME
>>578123250>>tim sweenie + VC faggots offer him $10B >>he sells, it's overliterally less than what steam makes in a yearwhich is exactly my point, it's literally a golden goose. They do not have enough money to reasonably buy it and the person who owns it will never need any more moneyNo matter how greedy someone who gets their hands on steam will be they will have enough money to last them 1000 lifetimes
>>578123583wasnt there a picture where the guy in red was pretending to eat the small guy?
>>578123623>
Tuned into the Chinese broadcast>negga negga negga neggaHehehehehehehe
>>578123623NOOO I DONT WANT TO BE FOODt. cat
>>578123623why the fuck are you eating tooth paste bro
>>578123664They could have at least not made the new entries absolute shit.
>>578123491
>>578123693lolyou're such a fucking idiot
>>578123648what's your point?you think he hired a bunch of retards that don't align with him to work for him?you think he doesn't have children that think like him?
>>578123623yeah yeah you will stay alive but please explain why your house looks like you are 40 year old woman?
>>578123801it kills bacteria in your gi tract
>Pure the Z man is still not banned for supporting Putindota really is a russian game after all
>>578123834my nagas
i think they should make dota 3 already
>>578123501since when does tolkiens estate generate tens of billions in revenue yearly? do you seriously think that the steams new owner(be it Gabes kid or whoever) will look at this self-sustaining machine that prints tens of billions a year and will think "Hmm, I should sell it for $200 billion!"? you can literally do whatever you want as is
>>578123804you didn't answer the question.
>>578123491>>578123810>This is how our team enviroment is like. Bigdaddyn0tail is screaming in the mic:" BIGDADDY BIGDADDYYYYY BIG DOOOOODYYY YEEEAAAA IM" GOING INNNNN". I'm yelling "GET ON MY LEVEL HOE YEEE NEVA EVA NEVA EVA YOU CAN NEVA EVA GET ON MY LEVEL HOE" everytime I kill someone. Fly is spamming Alt Left-Click on his gold to count it every second, he's also spamming Alt Left-Click quickbuyu on Midas to remind us every second how close he is to buying Midas while me and n0tail are yelling at him stop counting your money jew and don't buy midas or we'll lose. Meanwhile cr1t's spamming "Good Game" on the chat wheel while typing "I am dead" every other second. Alas we have Miracle- aka "M-God" aka "8 0 0 0 M A T C H M A K I N G P O I N T S" playing anti-mage and I think he muted all of us.
>>578123818You don't know Jews very well. They always find a way to infiltrate.
14141414
>>578123840it's my mum's house
so uhh, dota today or
start the gaaaaaaame
>>578123834>7 years>7 teams>7 years>5 teams
>>578124001Mandatory 1 hour delay while they get the computers working that are always broken for some reason.
>>578123914>>>/vg/dlg
Why does Arturo look so sad, did he get divorced or something.
>>578123963Just like /pol/tards into every thread, I presume. It's almost like magic.
>>578123963why didn't they already?
D E A D G A M EEADGAME
i don't get why they don't set up the first match during all the opening ceremony and shit
>yatoro didn't shave or paint his hairyup, team spirit is going to lose
>>578123153IMO 2019 or 2021, but the day9 ti was terrible from a hosting perspective, we salvaged it with memesdota died with grandgrant for me
>>578124098?? he capitalized jew, he's clearly not a /pol/tard
>>578123963keep your religious sand wars to the middle east. we don't care about it in first world countries.
blah blah blah
haven't watched a TI since 2018go ixmike
Buy the Steam Machine so the game can start
>>578124157small indie company in small indie country pls understand
>>578123153WHEN TOBI GOT OUSTED
DRAFT ONLY 40 MINS LATE
>>578124138Gabe is wise to their act.
Bane?
Stadium is like 80% capacity, for a thrusday morning that seems more than fine.
why haven't they changed the 2 penis design of the aegis
>draft>largo bannedMogged
>main cast is unlistenable>arteezy is a buckbroken retard>only other option is george
>jew this>jew thatSHUT THE FUCK UP WE'RE DRAFTING NOW BOYS!GET IN, LET'S GO!!!
i might enjoy this TI
>>578124196I will just imagine natenyahu asking trumpy he wants control of steam to release gay porn games on the american public or something else ridiculous. While you keep washing over the same cliffs you've been for decades of your life.
>bane tree and ember bannedwow biting commentaryplease shut up already holy fuck
>>578124391Staying true to its ASSFAGGOTS root
>>578123153the real answer is when the gamer #metoo movement removed a handful of our most talented dota 2 casters, commentators and hoststhat's when TI started to die
WELCOME TO MY DOTA STANDUPAHEMThe reason the game hasn't started yet is because team spirit is dodging the draft.THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY OTA STANDUP
>>578124348>578124348
>>578124394>>main cast is unlistenableThe autism of dotards is palpable
Any streamer that actually talks about the game and not some random shit? preferably someone thats good at the game.
I still don't understand how the fuck is it so hard to show the coin toss result and which team picked sides/draft order.
Which team is the Chinese crowd rooting for now?
>>578124440you're mentally ill bro lmfao
Can Winter see the holograms?
What am I drinking watching this TI?Tea with milk and sugar.
>>578122884He gives you FREE minus armour.
Have they always babbled 10000 words about each pick? I swear back in the day it was just like "oh wow undying, how about??" ....... "Hmm he's a good hero, strong early, let's see how they counter"now its 20 minutes of babbling
>>578124394>only other option is georgethere is one more, actuallyI wish it wasn't the middle of the fucking night in EU so I could watch it on mute with friends though
the script has been deployed
>>578124421How so? Anything you enjoy in particular? I feel it's bit "sterile". I hope the pcs break down and or someone ends up possessed by soul of EternalEnvy.
>>578124497
>Switch to peruvian panel>one is drunk and the other sounds like mickey mouse
>hoodskank pickedINSTANTLY rooting for wings demise
>moonmierdapost the webm
>>578124561Chinks love Spirit
>>578124647
>>578124629Silence is considered "dead air". They will go out of their way to never stop talking.
post hoodWIFE now
>picking hoodwink the 40% winrate heroIt's like they want to lose
has any team picked slardar? actually where is the unpicked heroes picture
>RTZ doesn't know that ingame broadcast is the most delayed of them all
>>578124765still hilarious after all these years
>>578124603Nothing like being given mental evaluation at 4 am in the morning by international jewry mindfucked /pol/lack in dota 2 general.
no one cares what streamers you're watching fyi
>>578124765honestly moon was such a good streamer way ahead of his time
Wind Waifu on the mainstage!
HOW DO YOU FIX THEM
ok sheepsticked needs to be removed from the panel unless she's going to show her cleavage.
>>578124915+1 base damage
YOU ARE mildly inconvenienced
>Pango and WRGet fucked lets go IW
>>578124647I still can't believe moon made it to the big stage without getting cancelled
>>578122626
>>578124834Slardar appeared multiple times. But CW is more popular choice.
>>578124915wow i havent watched dota in yearsis it really this grim
>>578124915at least half are fine but pros are too metaslave
>>578124789
>>578124915wait, who picked techies?
>>578124834Slardar is viable.
Wifewink picked on main stage
>>578124629>>578124778Oh, those were the days. I swear the cancel culture that ravaged the dota pro scene completely shat any personality beside reddit acceptable Slacks.
LD is a honeypot
>>578124915BUFF THEM!NERF THEM!INCREASE THE MANA COST BY 5 PER LEVEL!INCREASE THE RADIUS BY 15 PER LEVEL!
>>578124915some like just need some number tweeks, others are chained to a shit item, others need a rework
Imagine if hoodwink stashed your nuts in her cheeks like a couple of acorns!
>>578125006Techies in current year is a respectable magic caster. He's not the terrorist he used to be but he's fine if you want somebody to be nuking shit all game.
we used to only have 1-3 unpicked and unbanned heroes.... what happened.....
>>578125006tr and pari
>>578125039SEX
>lone druidits joever ironwingsisters...
team spirit draft is complete shit btw, no teamfight, they are going to get hunted
I just dont want Pari to win manIs that so much to ask?
I was there in person for TI2, I have seen the rise and fall of dota. I have moved on to other games but I still always come back for TI. Its nice to see you all again, crazy that a chinese event does not have chinese teams
>>578125115current pros are soulless drones with no personality that live and breathe to play dota
>>578125036>my cute wife Marci is unpicked and unbannedrude
>>578125115the only patch ever like that was 6.88 but dotards said it was boring
>>578125115Unironically this. Hard to ban agaisnt these niggas
>>578125180Why not? they're cool
>>578125093I prefer to have them in my own sack.
>>578124915Is this the longest it has ever been? How the fuck is Chen unpicked? No seriously. Look at those heroes. You cant convince me you cant win game with Pugna, Medusa, Visage or Weaver.
>pure last pickIts gonna be TB isnt it
>>578125036yatoro gonna pick all those unpicked carries
>>578125195Based, I was there for TI4. I completely regret not going for TI2 or 3 when I had every opportunity.
team spirit needs underlord or dark seer, they'll get banned, one of them
>>578125236The best TI to exist.Matumba was the first man to ever beat dota.
>>578125039WITH
didnt casters used to talk about random bullshit??? these guys are strictly business.
>>578124915>AbaddonDeath coil gets the attack on cast baked into it, buff withering mist into perma or rework it>DusaBuff her level 1 mana regen>PA+3 damage at level 1>Nyxlet him plant wards and deward without breaking ult invis>WKLevel 20 or 25 talent that makes his crit cd go down with each attack he lands.Everyone else is fucked more by the meta than anything else
brb weed
i want to have sex with kez
ti8 was the last ti
>>578125382weedmandota that you bro!?!?!?
>>578125264games are extremely high tempo but also long. it's a weird meta, and it's very volatile since comeback mechanics are cranked up to the extreme and pushing high ground is impossible.
>dirge offlanethey are already resorting to tricks
>>578125354No. It was normal to give up and start talking about hamburgery. I think this policy of castrated commentary is self-inflicted too.
>>578125364WK is already the strongest carry in the game.
Hey guys I just tuned inWhich games is Tobi going to cast?
>>578125446ti9 was kino
>lone druid vs kezDishonest carry heroes, I cringe and sleep!
>>578125446trve. TI8 was the finale of dota. TI9 was the epilogue.
>>578125039HOODWINK
>dogshit panel>dogshit castersThey really want me to go to sleep
>>578124915Some of these will 100% get picked, like how the fuck is AA unpicked when centaur and necro with heart is in every game with
Friends?
GOOD THING HE IS HOLDING THE CARD UP I CAN'T TELL HE'S GOT HIS PHONE IN HIS HAND!
Shoutout to African Dota!
>>578125264>Chen, Pugna, VisageThese are mainly early and early midgame heroes that want to push, that's not the meta.>WeaverHero does absolutely fucking nothing.>MedusaIronically isn't actually the hardest carry when facing other farmed carries.
Unironically i like Lyrical and Trent
fuck off lyrical
ALRIGHT, GAME 1 DRAFT IS DONE.PLACE YOUR BETS, DOTARDS.SPIRIT OR IRON WING??!?!
>friends heh
im watching the international and i thought of YOU, dotard!
I think I will watch one game then go to sleep. Russians can play though I will give them that.
gg
has pango ever NOT been good?
Hey /d2g/. I'm watching the International. Just want you to know I'm thinking of you.
what the fuck is this game lmao.hasnt even started and its already a fucking mess.
>>578125449I dont hate it as such, it's just not wild at all. I doubt main even will be different from group stage.
kino
Can they make the 322 less obvious?
>shill this tourney PLEASE
>>578125647because they ban it when they pick those heroes. that's why it says unpicked but not unbanned.
>wholesome reddit lyricaltobi died for this
lol
I'M GONNA BRAWL
>The booths aren't soundproofit's ti8 all over again
what the fuck was this start
rip my predictionssuiciding for bounties fucking niggers
>>578125772prior to him being implemented
>>578125506he got canceled for sexual assault
That 1 hour delay only for the game to be decided in just a few minutes
>>578119278i'll give you a discount, 300 USD dawn and hookwink hugging, I accept sol GxJWAphL566b1QSVifwK9Uyrn7vP9ifrzYPqkTaiaDkS
GG LD FED>GG LD FEDGG LD FED>GG LD FEDGG LD FED>GG LD FED
>LD winning the early gameIt's beyond ogre for 1w
>feeding Yatorowhat is their master plan?
>no jiggyDead TI
do they just go next to save mental at this point?
ez katka
I played a game against a lone druid a month ago and I am convinced that I live in a simulationhow the fuck did this hero in his current state get to TI? This shouldn't be possible
>>578125864>betting on Pure after his disastrous chokefest last yearAnon pls
>feed offlaneFucking hell IW
>2 min treadsjust call gg.
>>578125830you all bitched about tobi when he was aroundyou'll just bitch about whoever is next
Fastest gg wr%
post that image with the handshake, you know the one
>>578125860>gambling sponsoryeah its scripted for maximum odds
>>578125772overloaded kit. he's nudota though so boomers don't want to learn him.
sucks for the fags that bet on IW
>>578125857the stadium casting is in chink and none of the players speak chink so it is fine
'Dota may be a dead game but I'm having a blast, tell all your friends't. lyrical, 2026
>game is decided in 2 minutes>won't end for another 40no surprise viewership is as low as ever.
>>578125819Oh.
BASEDFuck all of TundraBoring fucks
>>578125979
>>578125874oh damnat least we can enjoy some on-site reporting by Redeye!
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT
>>578125857>Chinese_engineering.webm
Knower here, a massive fire will "accidentally" spark out in the stadium killing all gweilos
gg end fast
>>578126131reddit chicken AKA goodPA
>>578126152Fluffnstuff spotted?
>>578126131Melee Invoker.
I work at polymarket, theres tons of suspicious bets coming in, this is rigged 100%
>>578126215not after the blog incident, i'm afraid.
>>578126105who is this man?
>>578126035>chinks try to rig is so chinese players can listen to to the casting for advantage>no chink team gets to main stagepottery
Oy vey this is like anada shoah
lmao netta
game is already over
Bulldog and Matumba must be smiling watching Yatoro LD rn.
>>578126131Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
It's always funny to me how pro players obsessively pick and play Doom even if he doesn't do shit all game. Kind of like how pros kept picking and playing TB last year when he was 30% winrate. I guess you can say the same about Hoodwink but Hoodwink has good burst and cc. Doom doesn't really do shit except farm.
>>578124557I think there was only one tournament that did that this year
This is going to be like a 9 minute maelstrom on the ld
did 1win pay them to throw? lol
>>578126372Bulldog SEETHING that he's too washed to play pro dota now that his hero is OP
is it really that worth it to fight over the rune as 2 when you are missing the wave.
Okay this game is going to be over fast at this rate.
>>578126105we posting dota girls now?
Towers falling faster than 9/11
yatoro and collapse is going to show you why they are the greatest core duo of all time with this run
Why did they fight at minute 1 havent watched since 2018Also even not playing in so long, IW is playing so fucking bad
does t witch overlay not work again?
what about Iron Wang
Post old memes
>>578126412Picking "Doom" is irrelevant went you feed this much so early in the game
>>578126554refresh
>>578126412I feel like doom has been worthless ever since doom was nerfed into a silence or whatever garbage it is now, this shit used to completely 100% make your hero DOOMED, silenced, muted, and did tons of damage. was one of the most anti-fun, powerful spells in dota
>>578126105>tfw still have the pics of her from my scv daysgood times
>>578126491who is this man?
>>578126562>watching on twitch>in 2016+10
midas..?
>>578126464Usually not, but in this case they are heavily delaying Hoodwink's ult-which matters as it enables ganking LD and stopping his snowball. Also helps that the team is coordinated enough to feed the kill to LD specifically.
Man this game is done, good luck beating a lone druid with twice the networth of your safe lane. lmao. specially when its kez, the hero that needs momentum .
>>578126623this one has to be 20 years old
>>578126679hey Loda
>>578126683febby
already over go next, why did they think going up river for a gank minute 0 is a good idea
Did the jiggy maker die?
people are really trusting pure after he sold GPK last year he wont level up to beat TS
spirit have like 40mins to close this game
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WINGS DOING LMAO
>>578126105holy based>captcha
>12 min mjolnirwhat a stomp
>>578126553First Blood fights at the Bounty rune have been a thing for years. You should be invading the enemy jungle to deny them the gold. The plan wasn't bad, they just failed at the teamfight.
>>578126623
>yatoroYACHT-ER-OH!
trent is archon
whats that gold icon shit below LD icon
>>578126623not as old though, only TI9
holy fuck that phase boots zombie is scary
>>578126891Wings were one patch niggers. Same as TI 6 DC
Lone druid has been exposed multiple times already. I have no faith this hero will win the game
what is this kez hero? he has like 20 abilities? slows, stuns, silences? what the hell? he goes invis too? am i seeing this right/ a grapple hook as well
>>578126940killing spree I think
>>578127014Basically a lol hero, down to the cringe lines.
>Spirit missed the last hit on the top tower! That's the start of Iron Wing's comeback!
>>578126989It might've been better if Iron Wing had a better right-click comp.Their current comp is magic spam 4p1 deathball that depends on Pure to be a good carry player. That's not happening this game.
>>578127014He's the ninja/samurai stance character that's in everything now.
>>578127035weird, i thought it was buyback initially.shit is so distracting lel
>>578127014People cried about no hard heroes being released so they release a hero that's hard to play and people cry about waah he does everything SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>578126623WITNESS
>>578127170not as funny without the flabbergasted news casters
>>578127170>EE will be going to prison for lifeSuicide postponed
lmao not me is insane
YOU ARE healing yourself back up
gg go next
>>578119996rent free
>>578127250What did he do? Fraud? Crypto scam?
>>578127128buyback is the green diamond innit
its over
That WR player is insane
is this a good build?
>>578127250Sorry to burst your bubble but from what I hear, it's just a civil suit that will go nowhere so no prison today.
>scepter, mjollnir, treads before min 20
>>578127172SOUL
>>578127345naked short selling
Why does China like Team Spirit?
>>578127346ultimateI don't think bb shows anymore, it does show on scoreboard
I think I watched some TI last year and the map looked nicer. Do different matches have different maps or is it going to be this same old default?
pure did this same shit to gpk last year
Pure chokes harder during mainstage TI games than fucking rtc did
>>578127345naked shorts. trading stocks you don't own basically.
Pure fuckin sucks dog dick
>>578127574They no longer use the map skins because some redditor cried about it or something
i'm going to sleepthis is boring
>>578127574This is like 95% the same map from last year. It was changed a little but that's it. This is the only map you're gonna see.
>>578127376On core undying, yes.
>>578127376i play slark like this
>>578127574There's skins for the map and people usually complain when the stream has something else than the default skin on.
>>578127128>>578127346>>578127563buyback only shows when they're dead, there will be a gold bar on their respawn timer.green diamond is ultimate ready. blue is no mana. empty is cooldown.
>>57812770335 kills in 21 mins is boring?
>>578127364what even was point of these autograph runes when nobody could ever see them?
>>578127680He's a cm main?
Didn't know they will play this years TI on turbointeresting choice
its insane that they're still farming with this huge of an advantage, if a lone druid was this farmed years ago you could go straight rosh and high ground and end the game.
>>578127376It's pretty good right now, especially on a core that can use the mana and cdr to push/farm.
just woke up what'd I miss
>>578127727Based Augar
>>578127901>going hg before banner and 30k nw advantagelmao.
>>578127791Dota used to feature hats like TF2 does when you died to someone. It would show a hat, and you can see the runes and shit put in them.They took out the show on death thing because it was clutter compared to shit like damage stats. But you can still inspect people's hats midgame if you really want to. There's a magnifying glass button you can click on the hero portrait or on the player avatar in the scoreboard to bring up all the hats equipped in that game for that hero.
>>578127967dont even know what a banner is, havent played this in years guess its a diff game
>>578127942boring opening ceremony and IW throwing the first 25 mins of this game hard
Is it comm that the player named Prolapsed used to be known for Magnus (a hero that sucks others in)
spirit are gonna get destroyed by voker
>>578128063hows the crowd
>>578127901>pushing high ground against Invoker+Kez without BKBAnon pls, that's the fastest way to throw away your advantage and lose.
>>578128070
>>578128109dead
>>578128109Asian (China + Russia).
>>578128109they aren't very loud so far but the stadium was more than half full which is more than I was expecting. they might be holograms we'll have to ask winter
>fuckass twitch addon broke again
wait wtf why didn't the bear get feared
>>578128209
alive thread!
only 1 T2 has been taken by LD?
>>578128052win(lane) != win(game)
Is IW holding their own? Do they have this late?
>>578126623member when dota was fun?
>>578125195what esport is alive that gives you the same vibe as dota? league does a little but is also dying, sc2 does but is dead
>>578128350No need for Spirit to force things
>>578128373>pure still lowest core nwmaybe if spirit let this go for 90 mins
>>578127476>>578127650im aware that this is illegal in the us stock market. but its not illegal in crypto, which is what he traded. how is he in trouble?
>>578128415dota was never funbut it was better
>>578128317if you use roar on either druid or bear it gets used on both and it dispelsso he used the roar on druid just as the bear got feared
>>578128415i have never heard this expression in my entire life
Why is my Pure 10k behind the enemy carry?
why do bears do more damage to buildings what bs internal logic is this?
>>578128415holy shit heroes used to be small, look at that wr next to rax and house
Wish doom wasn't a literal memele 666 on everything so funneh xdd
>>578128540because hes trash
>>578128373lol noTheir only lategame is Kez and Pure, the Kez player, is a shit carry player. And the rest of their team is countered by a BKB. They can't do shit to the bear and will lose any 5v5 because they only have minor burst, not sustained DPS.But *right now*, they have a defensive advantage while Spirit is still working on farming BKBs and shit for the high ground push. But it's merely a stall. Short of Spirit fucking it up real bad, they are going to win eventually.
>>578128493he's getting sued by some company he was shorting, it wasn't crypto transactions
>>5781280522nd Roshan (and after) drops a banner (a ward) you can plant down and it protects creeps around it. Helps with pushing obviously.
>>578127364i dont have doter installed, have this image tho
>>578128493it was stocks, not crypto.
>>578128540international sign of choking
>>578128415I liked the guy, still have a photo with him somewherewill never forgive the niggerfaggots that got him out of the scene
carry diff lol
le balanced ursine companion
lmao pure got killed by mjollnir procs>>578128568redditors in charge of balance wcyd
how is ld balanced
pure doesnt have gpk and save to save him this year
demoralizing 2-0 already
how can you even give up this lead lmao
>ld bought disperserDid he buy it for the movement speed?
ice3x on chinese panel what the fuck
>>578128630>>578128597well... could he get away with it if he was doing it outside of the us? didnt he move to singapore? also how did u find this out?
>>578128592Based knower
Where is TorontoTokyo, Mira and Miposhka ? who are those niggers ?
>>578128935based Daryl
disperser doesnt give movement speed moron
>take no objectives for 35+ minutes>allow wings to continue to farm and catch up on coresthis is going to be over in a few minutes
hard 3 undying always falls off late game, if IW can hold high ground they can win
Actually looking half decent for iron wings mostly because Spirit hasn't pushed too hard ; LD doesn't scale all that well late game mostly because once the NW once cores and supports gets too high the bear just dies easily
>>578128931for the 40 agility and active slow
>>578128496it WAS fun, though, even if the game was shit. there was genuine joy in the people developing, playing, streaming, watching, casting the game.
>>578128938He's in Dubai or some shit. Someone was posting the lawsuit documents in the thread.
wtf the screen skipped this TI is fake
>>578129037but isn't the whole point of a fed LD that he counts for 2 heroes in late game?
>>578129038LD has 12 item slots
They seriously need to make bear bounty scale with his net worthalso add a static resummon cooldown after every bear death while they are at it
1W DOUBTERS WYA?4 PROTECT 1 FROM RADIANT IS A LOSING STRAT DOESN'T MATTER HOW FARMED YOUR LD GETS THAT HERO IS A CHOKE ARTIST PLUS YOUR 2/3 ARE GRIEF SUPPORT PICKS!
>>578129138why is Zharvakko superimposed over an image from Constatine featuring john wick
>>578128518some old aussie shit
>>578128957dead, knocked out in groups, coaching spirit now
>>578128005we used to have something like that? guess I never cared enough about the hats because I don't remember this.
>>578129229based poorchad blessing us with his poverty screenshots
>>578129203it's more strong mid game when he's fed, late game other team gets to kite and get enough farm to kill the bear easier
>>578129221Aghs on the main hero is also absolutely retarded.
All micro intensive heroes are stupid op because literally nobody plays them.
in groups lone looked bad even though he was cancerous and top nw he still lost gamesthough kez is doing worse in this game
>>578129203nah the way he's played right now is strictly through the bear. the hero just hides on the side of the map until the game ends, his only purpose being to safely farm the jungle and summon the bear.
How did BZM get to be so low impact? Dude used to be a good player
>>578129038>LD doesn't scale all that well late gamenigger, LD(druid) right click is a very viable thing both him and the bear make each other immoral(60% shared lifesteal) you'd literally have to kill both at the same time
>>578129363>micro
>pick hoodwink>losehm
>>578129454She's picked for raw sex appeal. And she's getting buffed.
>>578129301there are data limits in USA, I don't like to watch at higher than 720p. and I turn it down to 360p outside matches.
>Invoker dies>Lose raxInvoker is the only reason Wings is able to cling onto this game.
>>578129514like i saidbased poorchad
>>578129363ld is not micro intensive since a long timehe was a somewhat back when you needed to use both units, but now you just play bear that doesn't really have spells
>>578129141ok lets say he gets found guilty. there isnt any extradition in dubai. so how will they force him to pay IF he is even found guilty?
>>578129564>>578129564>>578129564
is the dragon fireball the best doom creep, i never got his shard before
>>578129363Visage, Brood, Meepo and Chen haven't been picked or banned this TI.
>>578129553not poor, just live in a third world country.
>>578129413apologize
>>578129510Makes sense
>>578129514The only times I've had a data limit in the US was in 2006 on DSL, and early 2010s with my first smartphone plans. The DSL limits would require me to download at 100% of my bandwidth for 3 weeks straight to hit (later on it was a shade under 2 weeks because they doubled the speed but only added like 50 gigs to the data cap).My household routinely goes through 15TiB or more a month. I have never received a complaint from any ISP I have ever had.What shithole in nowhereville Kentucky do you live in?
Will this be the Wraith Pact of this TI? Whoever gets it jus wins?
>>578130227do you have fiber? when I was in an apartment on fiber I noticed there was no data limit. everything else has a limit though.
>>578130510I have fiber now, but I spent over a decade on cable. Neither comcast nor frontier (when frontier still did cable) had data caps in New England, even back when comcast was trying to interfere with torrent traffic and injecting disconnects (which was easily bypassed). Even in areas in the US with data caps, business cable packages are generally like 20-40 bucks a month more for sliiiightly worse download speeds and the same or better upload speeds, and they almost never have data caps, even in rural shitholes.250Mb down is like 8 4k streams concurrently with available overhead. No normal household needs more than 250 Mbit, and that's been available on cable for over 20 years. Sure, your steam stuff takes longer to download than if you had gig/multigig. So what? How often are you downloading 500 gigs worth of shit?Anyways, thread is dead, so not going to respond further.
its main eventwhere is the sticky thread??