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Cant we just be nice to one another?
>>578197327Evil uma
this one
better bread
Do I spark Ruby or dump 2 sparks on CB + Creek? I already have MLB CB but 0LB Creek so it'll suck if I have to cleat bunch of CBs so I prefer to spark only once. If I skip Ruby now I dunno what to spend the spark on next. I play backliners occasionally
This is a balanced cm, you are bringing your oshi right?
>>578197327Mun
shut up anti JP incel
>>578197630Yes. Christmas Oguri is my oshi
>>578197630Wasn't this wrong last cm
please continue speaking jpfriends. nice thread burgerbros.
>>578197327machitan cute
If you post in this thread you are against the lolcowlisaars
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/Wbt90Yhttps://jiggie.fun/Wbt90Yhttps://jiggie.fun/Wbt90Y
>>578197612I'm going for creek, I'll probably use her until Shakur stam.
*ahem*...WA-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>578197867V LOSTbut who won?
>>578197867oof
>>578197979
>>578198007Israel
Gold City feet in my mouth
/uma/ How many rainbow shards should we be at?
>>5781981960 (because you just redeemed your fourth crystal)
Maya would love you even if you were fat and ugly
>>578197979Host a room mama
V lost once again
I can't wait for winter bros... my piece of shit pc can barely turn on in this climate
>>578197867Post plat count
MY TRAINEE JUST RAPED MEAND GUESS WHAT?I WANT HER TO DO IT AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAHHH MY DICK FEELS SORE ITS LIKE IT DIDNT EVEN EXIST
>>578198284But I have 4 crystals and 3 shards
>>578197882At least the retards kept it in the last thread, for now
>>578198429lmfao you lost shitter
>>578198429uh oh melty
>>578198429It's not an own when he kicked your ass
>>578198429Sir a second melty has hit /uma/ Bobo once again
you're trolling with the rainbow crystal, right bwos? We're at 19/20, gimme a true right now
>>578198429get lost incel
>>578198429/uma/club owns youKneel to the king
>>578198429Aren't you supposed to be bumping your dead thread faggot
I want to have sex
>>578198429Who do I root for here? I don't like /uma/ club
>>578198069what does that face mean
>>578198713Mambo
V lost to this
>>578198609
>>578198751
>>578198609I don't know what everyone is talking about but we should have had 62 shards at this point
>>578198790fucking embarassing lol
Damn everyone hates V huh, dunno how can he still keep showing his face here
>>578198609i redeemed a crystal yesterday so nyo
I will take localisation shitposts anyday instead of namefag shitposts.Localisation is about the game, some namefag schizoposting is not
>>578198939The point of a lolcow is they like the attention whether it's positive or negative. This will happen until eos
>>578199092We know who you are, incel
There's no option to make a Mile Championship room using the Hanshin track :(
>>578198429Post your plat count first
>>578199134Who?you literally dont
>>578198609i redeemed my fourth yesterday and have 1 other shard. honestly the shard gaslight is the scariest one in this thread.
>>578198429I'd be funny if you won but you literally ended up dead last you fucking shitter
>>578198750creeku is way chubbier than this, that poor tummy couldn't handle the triplets she promised to me
NUMBER ONE
intercourse with sexual week's hotter child
>>578198429why bring up this shit in the thread
>>578198429When was this room hosted?
>>578199209What do you mean? Mile Champ is in Kyoto, CM is Oka Sho, Asahi and Fillies
id about shards but as a newcutie as see shards as>you got 1 full shard>spend it on next banner you gonna roll>maybe you will save 200 rolls I dont see why my idea is bad>inb4 you will definittly will get final SSR you need in next pull and you wasted shard
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because V was 7 8 9
>>578199434he's salty when people make fun of him when he loses
>>578199395I like her sexy voice
Hmm~ how about evolved skills come early? Next CM perhaps? How do we feel?
>>578199554heh
>>578199647same time jp got them
>>578199438>>578091692
>>578199554kek
>>578199701damn he even avatarfagged the room
>>578198429>this is /uma/ and /uma/ club's finestPathetic
evolved skills were added in the 2nd anniversary so in december
About that Dacchis spot...
>>578198429I fucking love the fact /uma/club member made fun of that fat faggot VI actually like them now and hope they poach more people>>578199754He won the room tho? You literally see 1st on that screenshot
>>578199647Which uma would be benefitted if it comes early?I know Jordan's OYL turns into Neck&neck, also some Speed Star uma skills get buffed up to 4s
>>578199907why the fuck did the trainer do that? what's wrong with him?
After talking with bwochos here, now i'm not sure if i want to roll Tamamo Cross...Maybe i should wait and roll for someone like Sakura Laurel... damn
>>578200184why not tamamo bwochacho?
>>578200053>Which uma would be benefitted if it comes early?>Kita gets a better TTL and an evolved medium OR long velo skillholy maxwin
>>578199554lmao
>>578200053Looks like Seeking the Pearl lmao
>>578199907
Tachyon LOVE
>>578199472The Kyoto racecourse was closed for renovations at the time so Kyoto races like Kikuka sho Spring tenno sho and Mile Ch took place in Hanshin instead. It's reflected in certain Cms like cm5 cm11 cm18, you can tell by the season (fall). I'm nitpicking
why does she look so stoopid bruh
>>578200516she cute cuh
STAHP POSTING HIPS
Looping is so multilayered. So many avenues for self-expression with each click and menu screen>disappointment from seeing your Uma dropped races>disappointment from not getting carats>disappointment from seeing that your Uma missed key skills>disappointment after seeing that your Uma barely missed SS rating>disappointment after seeing your sparks>disappointment after you reroll themSo many different emotions just from one event.
>>578200602woah
>>578200665Independent training fixes almost half of them
>>578197979>>578200665>made without any loop autism involvedstop looping today!
>stop loopingStop breathing.
>>578200516She looks like a Touhou character and guess what? All of them look stupid.
>>578200784>frontrunner with 1k witumazing...
>>578200784>Loses every single room
>>578200910she needs a little bowler hat
>>578200516She has a wide mouth, combo with that dumb fang
>>578200516because she is? duh
Vinegary girlweek
>>578200879>>578200946>>578200981>t. wasted 50 borrows looping and still has nothing to show for it
>>578200307It's kinda hard to explain...Well i want Tamamo, but she is not "meta" pick, i will get her and will win nothing with her. And my carat calculator says i will not roll umas for long time after that, so maybe i should roll for something really good. And i dont know a lot of characters from game, so i dont know if i want themi will buy atleast one selector though
Sex with nerds
>bake shit troll thread>shitpost about V>shitpost about /uma/club>collect free (You)'sI got away with it again
I was autopiloting ace runs didn't notice I got the sex ticket
>run maruzensky for the best odds of getting a mile spark>front front front front turf front front front front front
umasumisomeone put a comma in the next bread in the current rate up row, before pearl
>slut grass vs whore grassNice to see
>>578201112
>>578201369Sumiumi
Damn alright alright
>>578201318>taking credit for what I did
>>578201323That's very impressive. Thank you for showing me this demonstration of talent.
>>578201401Grass is a nice girl and not like that
>>578201429
i dont getwhat does looping even doare you trying to make an uma that buys like 100 million white skills and they all stick into the inspo?pretty sure that is not even possible
Sounds like you're writing a pretty complicated thesis.
>>578201369umasumi
>>578201584they're too deep anyway to stop loooooooooping because they can't drop their ego for 0.1 seconds and realize it's a fruitless endeavor
>>578200053All of em?If you want the most of em all, is kinda difficult but theres like pearl becomes a complete demon god, Suzuka, akebo, teio, Jordans, shichi
>>578199542You should save it either for ramu wit or speed pasa. Those willbe the most impactful cards'
>>578201584bro did not see jp parents
>>578201739why do you care what other people are doing
>>578201369umasumerrrrrr
>>578201739Shan’t listen to a platlet perry
I'd be glad to!
>>578201891Because this is the internet
>>578201249Big HeadBig BoobsBig Thighs Everything about this nerd is big.
>>578201865thats differentjp umas just get those inspos because any parent by itself can buy so many skills
I quit playing for half a year so I have not earned enough shards for even a single gem.
>>578197630I was gonna but rooms shattered my spirit so I'm gonna make something else
>>578201796Teio?
>>578201823Yeah that's my plan, but lets i have 600 rolls and 1 shard. I got 4LB Ramonu in 400 rolls, I WILL use shard instead of trying another 200 rolls
>>578202030Biggest winner is bigger in every sense
Bottom heavy british women
>>578201584I have nothing else to do, so why wouldn't I try looping? I'm just farming fans for my club while getting skills for my futuree Umas.
>>578202063Good
because of their little faggot posts like these>>578201519>>578201669like yeah it's not GOOD but they go out of their way to shit on any legacy posted here even if it's perfectly servicablethey deserve to be shat on
>>578202104Oh yeah you should do that. Best bang for your buck
>>578202030Imagine the stron sons she would give you
>>578201584looping a billion skills is stupidbut looping specific ones that are hard to get, like the ignited/racing spirits, or pedal to the metal, or nimble, or groundwork, or the pp/dd combo, or thh, or leap forward, or after school for the xogs, or greenslooping that is nice
>All the pro uma players with 100% CM win are looping>No effort independent training>Everyone is wrong but me
>>578202293
>>578202037Parent autoruns already get around 4k sp, cost is not a problem
>>578202437now post your ace
>1 Lb Maruzen gives 1 power per clickDoes 1 power increases with stuff like rainbows, mood and all other stuff?
I'm missing 3 sharts, when did I brick? I don't remember missing anything :(
>>578202087Potential uma, all her evolved can carryover to late race and she just wins, straight up
I am committed to the pedal to metal loopimg, because the skill sounds cool and I main lates
but doesn't legacy end the moment you dont buy the skill for the next parent
desu lads, i'm just here for the sexy classy ladies
Pearl's pearlescent umanko
>>578202880this shit is so ugly
There's so much shit to pull after Ramonu drops... I don't want to choose a permanent style...
>>578202259
>>578202880I love mountains
>>578198790>>578198920could have high rolled wit/power a bit more but this is a strong front
>>578202487
>>578203353>1552 speed
>>578198338>loli died from a mating press
>>578202379It's a shame CYjews didn't manage to maintain the same quality of designs the characters had since their conceptual stages pre release.
Why did Digitan just call me Master and yet Bobo can't...
>>578203353>End>SYLSmartest hog user
>>578203353>no 1600 speed>on an endlamo
>>578202634Bwos???...
>>578202379>>578202740Ugly nerd
>>578203353*nitpicks this almost literal perfection*
>Dogshit comically giant ass image>Dogshit opinion
I HATE RUNNING RUBY POWER I HATE RUNNING RUBY POWER I HATE RUNNING RUBY POWER I HATE RUNNING RUBY POWER I HATE RUNNING RUBY POWER I HATE RUNNING RUBY POWER I HATE RUNNING RUBY POWERRRRRRR
>he samefaggedrofl
>>578203108>Luna racing for AstonGAY AND FAKE
>>578203758>his ends can't push up into the pace pack midracengmi
>>578203353Is this achievable without looping?
which grooveling would you fuck
>>578203956imagine the genius level autism that kid will have
>>578201739its true im trapped in the loop of samsara unable to let go of my earthly desires (3* stam any *mile parent with groundwork/uma stan/pp/dd)
>>578203956>gundam crossover>pregnant loliNo
>mindbreaks loopers
>>578204060Yes when the loopslaves stops being greedy and puts their parents up for borrow
loops just came out of my ass
time to rape
>>578203956cute tummy
>>578203353it's really awesome how the easiest to build character in the game is also utterly dominant on a bunch of CMsvery cool cygayms
I'm tired loopbros
>>578203903lmao you wish
>no one answering my question about the game Oh well i know what i will do
>>578204360melt?
>>578204360Post tits or fuck off
>>578203353double-circling your corners instead of taking straightaway adept and/or spurt would have been stronger overall imo. i'm assuming you took standard distance because you needed it which is quite funny. bretty strong.
looping while gooning rn any tips
>>578204349cope shitter
>>578204360Stat bonuses are modified by your TE ME and FB yes
I want to cum but Kumiyabe keeps delaying the Kingu NTR doujin.
>>578204560incest is must to increase your affinity
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12030856>Miracle
>>578204483oh look the doublecircle schizo is back
>>578204360NOOOO DON'T GO THERE KEEP FEEDING ME (YOU)'S
>>578204583Retarded umas aren't sexy
>>578204314>he didnt buy the stable uncap gem
>>578204647
>>578204560yeah but to which uma are you doing it to? that's the real question here.
>>578204360ask in the other thread and I will answer you, I come here to shitpost
>>578204806I agree, Oguri Cap is NOT sexy
uh ohtokai teio needs to pee bad
>>578203869Seethe
Special Week and I have formed an irreplaceable bond.
>slop hours in the dead thread
2 days until 5.5 anny pakatubeCONTRAIL IS ALMOST HERE
Evens I paypig to MLB PaamaOdds I paypig to MLB Woobie0 I roll for Pearl to pity
who have (You) spent your books on?
>>578205549Ryan obviously.
>>578205038
>>578205634me
>>578205038HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>578205383>western artist
>>578205549xogger
There are about 26 hours left in the Trainer Aptitude Test. How are you doing in that, people who haven't finished it yet?
>>578205853TAT
>>578205853i clanked my way through.https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/574527this is useful if you're a fellow brainlet that needs it spread out in front of them.
I LOOPED SO HARDAND GOT SO FARBUT IN THE ENDMY ACE HAS NO DIST S
Can we make fun of V again. Always a good time
>>578205549spend ... books?
>>578206262kek
>>578205549Fuku, Inari and Ogurin
>>578205549Just VBourbon
>>578206456luv kitachang
>>578206623UMAPYOI
>>578206623sex
>>578206262why does doto have a BV face
>>578206585>wasting time on umas>ever
>>578205549Both seiuns
>>578206585>jobber unit that's only ever used for parentingyou will be independently bred, looped, and bred again until you spit out something useful, doober.
>go on /fit/ to read about lifting autism>see thiswhich of you filthy meekfuckers is crossboarding with me
>>578207128Oyakodon
>>578207035who?
>>578207176No
>>578205642NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>578207171All me btwAlso I'm super fat
>>578205642>distinctly less eroticcoffee IS good for you.
kimi no ham bagajordanburgerpocket.gif
>>578203353lol kys buhimian
CurrenChan raped me Help
>>578207171>mares loveable Bullshit
I miss him.
I'm spamming Pearl runs to hopefully get the hot sex ticket wish me luck
choco milk is good for you
>>578207507
>>578207590It's true
>>578207518>I'm in the soupThis aged really well
>>578207540>tranny hag
>>578207820who the FUCK is that
>>578207808Fuck off
jiggie up, jiggershttps://jiggie.fun/oiM3kJ>https://jiggie.fun/oiM3kJhttps://jiggie.fun/oiM3kJ>https://jiggie.fun/oiM3kJhttps://jiggie.fun/oiM3kJ
>>578207820don't shay that...
>>578207905
>>578208063>no hitlerstache
>>578207382>buhimianyou guys are creative today
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12033976
Post Mares
>>578207242yes
>>578208190that'd be extremely right wing nazi behavior and not very nice, dear user.
>>578208038i love soupposting
>>578197612>If I skip Ruby now I dunno what to spend the spark on next.I dunno maybe on an actual good card, you know Cygames is releasing a ton of good cards post 2nd anni, right?
>>578208392
>>578208348shit art
>>578208552Same. The culturewar faggotry sucked but soupposting in itself is so pure of heart.
>>578208579
>>578208680>lying
>>578208579why would the POV's vision be dimming, occluding, and losing focus?
>>578208821great name
contrail more like cunt railed
>>578208839this nigga never watched clannad
>>578208924mine soon hopefully
>>578200184don't pull for laurel. despite all the propaganda here, she has a blander personality than spechud, with a career that is as sexless/romancless as bakushin, and is as big of a dyke for ryan as helios is for rubyif you pull for her, you are a sovlless metaslave who is going to get scammed because she only ever works in cms if you have a buhi deck. even then, she's a latecuck, making her metabuilds incosistent in winning as if you were to use a generic deck for her
>>578209031this artist really, really doesn't trust their audience, huh?
>>578209058Good post
>>578209058Medium post
>>578209098Not every umas want the dick
>>578209206?
>>578209098>this late responseDamn, i just bring her as an exampleI'm just thinking
>>578209334Trannylators sure want some
>>578209058Solid post
Delivery https://files.catbox.moe/0ny2bn.psd
>>578209385all that effort to illustrate despair and they still have to add a fucking single teardrop because they're terrified the audience won't understand. it's either they don't trust the viewer or they're entirely unconfident in their ability to display what they want to show.
>>578209448This general just has someone who truly has some kind of agenda against Laurel
getting closer to double digits...
>>578209590I need her
>>578209645it's ok, he doesn't play the game
>>578209639@UmaGrok, what the FUCK is this pretentious Umatter schizoid yapping about?
>>578209590Fuck > Kill > Marry
>>578209782you're the audience member they're worried about.
>>578209639Are you talking about the blue thing? I think that's its eye...
>>578209869Is this so called "Audience" that "they" worry about in this room with us right now? Are you going to talk about Media Literacy next?
Analyse THIS
>>578209590fuck marry marry
>>578209892if that is the eye then the issue is ability and the lack of foresight.
>>578210051kill kill kill (not really though)
>>578210098do you always overreact to random fan imagery on a chinese basket weaving forum?
Room?15748127
>my trainer skipped training to shitpost on umachan again
>>578209031why does groovy have a dragon
>>578209590>Team HagCringe
>>578210182when it's bad, yes, all the time.
>>578210098It's a weird-looking eye yeah, and it's a little hard for me not to see the teardropness of it now that you've pointed it out. But I don't think it's too unfair to expect a viewer not to think that a teardrop would be weeping blood.
>>578210305alright, fair. be so kind to explain what causes you so much ire then, and why you take this specific piece of imagery so serious.
>>578210238>cuckshit
>>578210450Fuck off asshole
night
>>578210658Holy crap they finally won the Spring Tenno Sho
>>578210658
>>578209098>ryanYou mean Brian..?I would make fun of you but it's obvious you don't play the game anyways so you wouldn't care because you just come here to farm (you)s with your schizo posts
>>578210708>t.Gold Spice
>>578210214strong60151169
>>578210721
A little bit of Suzuka in my life, a little bit of Spechan by my sideA little bit of McQueen is all I need, a little bit of Teio is what I seeA little bit of Scarlet in the sun, a little bit of Vodka all night longA little bit of Goldship here I am, a little bit of you makes me your Toreina
>>578211115THIS IS UMA NO. FIVE!
>>578211115>no Kitasan
I won't be raped by my trainee.
>>578210937do** the metafag
>>578210937no falco ult = death73969389
>>578209747it's not like you're going to use them too much before the next half TP event
>no one worries about careers>no one worries about semen retention>no one worries about fan farming>no one worries about events>no one worries about... anythingchat, i think the clanker was a mistake.
i want mcafe wife. she has such a warm personality. not gloomy at all. i want to sit with her leaning against me while it rains outside.
>>578201112You know, posts like these go along with the fact that most questions posted ITT never get an answer. Also, there is no helpful, up to dare material in the OP unlike any other general. Why? These bitter cucks want to decrease the chances of they losing to you, encouraging gaslighting and tricking those new to the game. Notice how looping became le bad only after automated careers came to global.
chatgpt sure is useful
>tfw when a random percentage of the uma playerbase is given a pile of TP pots for a "bug" that was of no consequence & now they have a extreme advantage for the rest of the game Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>>578211659>semen retentionThat's always going to be a competition isn't it? Since any advantage given by a new feature goes to both you and your opponents. I mean I'm still concerned about it.>anythingKeeping up with reading the endless stories this game throws at you is a pretty substantial job, if you care about it.
>do a ten>it's an off banner and it's not even a character I like
>>578211659Good luck winning even group B cms with clanker umas
>>578211594Gatecheck89862951
a room or two63501460
>>578211902I ran both Bourbon and Brian during the "bugged" period and didn't receive any TP pots, so I got doubly fucked.
>>578205642holy fuck she's so much hotter now
>>578212391>angling whiffsure why not93962647
Does watchful eye on xoguri work? Didnt get any midrace recoveries..
https://youtu.be/wxE-YA75DbEkino
>>578212272That's all
MY CHAINS DIDN'T FUCKING FINISH
>>578211838Soulless
>>578212848PaceKEKS....
>>578212724>plancha whiffthis is so cancer, nice room seed37907477
>>578212848>>578212272Are these
>still a week till CM startseven more days of LOOOOPING it is.
Don't stop, no don't stop tee feeneeeeeeeeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv9z4H2Dk9I
>>578212724Can the Anon with the Teio post her? I'm building one and need a reference.
>>578213103Cant stop losing it seems
>>57821302891219299
>raises your semen retention
So close to lesbian gaming
I wonder how Finger will do this weekend
>>578213215Here. As you can see she's kind of a spaz, I don't really know what you'd want to learn from her
>>578213279>Fuji
>>578213252You may benefit from looping better parents
>>578213372When's this race?
>Want to use wit Festa but only have her at 0LB
>>578213581
>>578213252
>>5782132793/4ths of my TT team are still from trackblazer...
>>578213684ggs
>>578213452you may benefit from killing yourself, poorfaghave fun at work tomorrow <3
>>578213215She isn't that good, anonI got cucked from all the chins possible, she would be much better otherwise
uh oh melty
>>578213684Thanks for the rooms
>>578213656>after the pakatube livestreamBased Saturday
>>578213852Is this a preview to the melty you'll have when you inevitably lose the cm again?
>tachy and scarlet has parent-teacher conference and didn't finish shitfuck my big buhichungus life
Umamusume if it was good.
umamusumes running around very fast naked
>>578214317Do you really need to borrow daiwa when you're guaranteed head on
>>578214132show bank account
>>578214482You first babe, I'm shy :3
>>578214426
>>578214339>illegal umaNo
Where are the bank accounts?
>>578215128Umams is embarassed to show how many neetbux she has saved up
>>578214339do you think tracen requires specific panties for the uniform or do they let the girls pick whatever they want?
>>578214317AYO THIS N*GGA RUNNING DAIWA POWER
>>578215282
They are keeping this bumped by the way:>>578197007>>578197007
>>578207518the curse of the witch
>>578214339New El Condor Sexo alt when...
>>578215376>stallion
>>578215348teio would say that
>>578215408why do jannies instantly nuke threads that are baked 2 picoseconds early but leave this up? how deep are V's connections?
Shut up bimbo
What am I supposed to do with 100k red bottle caps>>578212520I'm pretty sure it's if you clanked them not if you ran them manually
>>578215652
>>578215509a colt is fine too
thanks for using my correct pronouns at least
>>578215736>four prostitutes dancing
Loopercalians is this a good frontloop deck?
>>578215885Yeah although I know nothing about the vodka card
>>578215885Why are you going for Uma Stan on Seiun...
>>578215885Borrow throne for tons of SP and guaranteed prudent positioning
>>578215976Uma stan is great on fronts if you have to contest with another strong front
>>578215971it gets you mile corners from an event and has mile straights in its hint pool>>578215976dont you always want it...? i figured if the other fronts have uma stan and i dont, its the same as not having groundwork, right?>>578215981throne AND light hello?
BEHOLDMY CLANKER FLASH ARMY
>>578215885>fukubuhiGOD...
>>578216230It's what Hitler would've wanted...
>>578216230Meine Führerin....
>>578216315i fell for the meme and pulled on her instead of a lot of other things. notice im borrowing maru...
>>578216229Yeah throne and lighthello carry your rank to SS. You want to loop the generic skills like gw, prudent, dodging danger, ignited spirit wit.
>>578216152>few frontsUma stan won't proc>many frontsGet one of the outer gates and use your movement skills, uma stan won't work but you will get the lead.Get one of the inner lanes and lose to the front in the outer lanes, uma stan may work but it's not enough
I haven't ran any of the main characters of new scenario I had no idea there was unique career events for them until nowThat being said, I have been clanking 90% of the time, so this is expected
>>578216559It's not enough sometimes but it helps. I'm speaking from personal experience having it save my ass in front blobbed cm's
>>578216230
>>578216676same i was genuinely surprised to see them. like falco for example gets a bunch of free currency after each major concert. breddy cool.
>>578216809
falco more like sexo
umas for this feel?
>>578217126the best part about being autistic is when you completely miss out on subtext in situations like this and just insist on going anyway and they're uncomfortable and pissed off the whole time
>>578207128Rura's body is insanely erotic
>>578217647Mine's only 6.5
>>578217747bigger always tops
I shall once again go to bed dreaming of a hag wife. Umasumi
Turning my now useless clocks into pots when
5 days
>>578218693After reading a few doujing of her, I'm really tempted to roll. But I'll prevail
>>578218264why is machico just called machico while the other seiyuus have hebrew names?
>>578218847For Your Eyes Only doujin by Zenrakishi singlehandedly made her one of my fav umas. it's so peak
>>578217126I don't get it
>when I accidentally ordered wild instead of mild
>>578216230>The FlashBot 9999>Follows schedules in a very autistic manner>Will offer advice to doormat Umadols in how to properly get their trainers' attention (rape him) (didn't work)>Secret directive is kidnapping their assignated trainers to Germany where they will serve as breeding slaves to further the development of German Umamusume prowess
>>578216831I'm running Bobo, and she also gets some free currency after concerts. Also because she doesn't come to support until the 3rd concert, Falco does the first 2 concert cutscenes lolI can tell they put a bit of heart into this scenario, too bad it got eclipsed by releasing the clanker at the same time
>>578219225Rape delivery
>>578219214the caption is "tama ntr's norn ace"
i loop.i glue.i loop again.
>>578216230>Smart Falcon's army of 29 Ubermusumemy balls are in danger
>>578216230oshi autospam GAWDs... done over 200 neicha autoruns for danchou since the month started
>>578219613i prayi cry mon dieu
>>578216230>>578219702i just transferred 80 auto ryans so i cant take a pic
I had a dream I was a teacher at Tracen. Me, Yukino, and Cafe heard commotion in another room and we see Seeking the Pearl being bullied by two people that look like Tupac. I de-escalated the situation then Pearl and Cafe left the room leaving me and Bijin alone. I sit down on the chair then she looked at my with her eyes narrowed and said "now what do we do sensei?" as she sat on my lap then we made out.Then I woke upI am confused.
Now I have to break your neck. It's just the way it is, I'm not- I'm just a messenger.
>>578219728I'MMAMBOFIEDMAMBOFIEDLIKE MY DANCHOUJOBLESS BEHAVIORA LIFETIME I CLANKED
>>578219757i've had to transfer like 3/4 of my neichas as well save the ones that make decent parents, they fill up the veteran list fast
>>578219225WILD? i thought you said MILD?
>>578220006I'M CRUCIFIEDCRUCIFIED BY MY DANCHUD
>>578220072
>>578220596
>>578220596Why she mad
>>578220859she saw a zoomette.
anyone know when does the trainer aptitude test leaderboard usually update?
Stego cute.
>>578220951
>>578217109Is this porn?Please tell me it is this is hot
>>578220963Pretty sure it's on the hour.
>>578217647>insert shakur cryer
>>578219613imagine if umas existed in a mad max world haha we'd all be their femboy breeding slaves haha
>>578219757funny how auto training made us go back to when >we tried to pull a good oshi run in the URA scenario
>>578220684>>578221005
>>578221215
>>578217109Why are you here, don't you have a slap comic to finish?
>>578221192>wake up>get raped>breakfast>carrot juice with a side of rape>lunch>hamburg steak with rape sauce>dinner>hot rape udon>me before going to sleep after mandatory goodnight rape>What a lovely day
>>578221004Is helios actually this cute?
>>578221883
>>578221883The only thing I remember from her career is Ruby and K.S. Miracle failing their careers
>>578221574every night we are raped to sleep by the dickumas... please help us...
consensual breeding sex with digital right NOW
mambo wins esports
>>578222259
>>578222305mambwos could never.
>>578222305the concept of umamusume as an esport sounds massively retarded
>>578222045Why is it always about dick with you?
>>578222518this is why mares are better...no cocks...
>>578222518sorry i was making a reference to a 20 year old penny arcade webcomic
>>578221883yeah
>>578222887>I cropped out her handfuck
I'm rolling so many fucking umas from now until ramonu
>>578223231are you a dick-puller or a meta-puller
>>578222305Jakalaka is a prominent community content creator, coach, and high-level player in the Umamusume: Pretty Derby community, widely recognized for building elite parent Uma Musumes (spark/factor grinding) and participating in community tournaments.
>>578223231I'm rolling them after Ramonu
I love Rice
>>578223332a little bit of meta on my left ball and a little bit of dick on my right ball
>>578223335Who?
nexto jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/3SDA3k>https://jiggie.fun/3SDA3khttps://jiggie.fun/3SDA3k>https://jiggie.fun/3SDA3khttps://jiggie.fun/3SDA3k
I dont think a game like Uma should have a competitive scene. Shit is way too random
>>578223423kill all trannylators
>>578223893Random and whoever spent more money
Can I win this CM with the Bono or will I just get slaughtered?
>>578224069Sex
>>578222305post her d*ck and umanko
>>578221883For sure!
Fuji Kiseki
guys?this is enough wit.
>>578221883WEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
sex with digitan
>>578224635lmao
>>578224738what are you laughing at, it's WITerally enough
>>578224761me on the right
>>578224635Ermmm your PP? (Prudent Positioning)
>>578224819NO NOT THIS ONE YOU FUCKING NIGGERI WANT SUZUKAAND CB I WANT THEIR RAMEN SCENE NOT THIS GODDAMN RETARDED ZOOMERonegai
>>578224635how do you end up with such dogshit power AND wit for capped spd
>>578224961
>>578224885I didnt get PenisPenis, I got Sturf instead>>578224964I can't fucking do anything right I guess
norn porn
>>578224961you can probably find it on youtube or something
>>578223953Are you willing to inherit Pure Heart and loop Triple 7s?
Umama status?
>had to fish dd from techniques>actually got itholy
If a uma season 4 does come out eventually (either after cingray is done or inbetween seasons) who would be the new mc? Almond eye is popular but after kitasan being controversial I can't see them trying that one again, Maybe Yanko? (I would bet season 5 to have croix du nord for more kitaspawn shilling kek)
>>578224525MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY
>>578225619
Cool
>machan, zephyr and wonder acute all close to each otherHaha I'm in danger
>>578225619Allen...
>>578225286Preparing to dilate
>>578225998Wdym
>>578226161
>>578226089He is preparing to dilate his hole
>>578226250Wdym
>>578226161>>578226249SheBee is so cute, bros.
>>578226325...
>>578226396sorry i don't speak morse code wdym
>>578226161i wish taromarunn drew pony tail sea biscuit more
>>578225315>2 aces in 4 borrowsnot bad not badONE MORE
NICE NEICHA DES
talking about WIVES
>>578225279I’m retarded why do I need that
>>578226514>no unrestrained
>>578226514>1 green groundwork
>>578226671Maya will always be cute.
>>578226661oh no!anyway
Honestly I don't even get what looping is or what I'm supposed to do to perform it effectively but I pretend to know what I'm doing so that my bros don't make fun of me
>>578226521
next bread will be looped
Imagine a JK Light Hello.
pokke picking up red desire on the way to visit cafe
>>578226616Good unique timing with 600 Stam/Guts, assuming 1200 wit and two other whites, preferably Corner and Straightaway Rec
>>578226858next bread will be thread
>>578226762It's 3 skills 0.9157 * 0.9157 * 0.9157 but go on
>>578221883Why do you think we all post about her so much?
>>578226958Poverty HOguri...
>>578226996next bread will be dead
hot breeding sex with my gamer son at the beach
granny cute
>>578227007you're right actually, forgot about gwnow the odds are starting to get sus but whatever, I'll worry about it later
>>578226514How do you have that low SP?
>>578227109next dead will be bread
>>578227095She works on tracks that XOguri does not in exchange for requiring a high degree of minmaxxing
>>578227112God I need to see rulership all sunburnt with tanlines. Fuck
>>578227182bread sex mmmmm aahhhh
>>578227140>6 golds?
7 golds or BRICKED
>>578227127>granny gyaruMY FUCKING DICK AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>578227431salted sex mmmmm aahhhh
This Ruby card really hates Fronts...
God, she's so cute.https://files.catbox.moe/0lqsik.webm
>>578227140>>5782274413340 Effective SP, kinda low...
>>578227669
>>578227874
>>578227140>>578227441>>578227840both sp bonuses came late
where do i see my effective sp
>>578227538
>>578228054Bobo BSOD
>>578227127>>578227538>>578228187
>>578225884WHAT THE FUCK? UMA REAL???
ENDGODS how are you feeling?
>>578226514HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE UMAS WITH 1600 SPEED AND 1200 POWER I CANT FIGURE IT OUT AIIIIIIIEEE
>>578228247villain gets her just desserts
>>578226921
>>578228151Put it in the umalator
post something cute
Mmm bread...
>>578228439half stam half power sparksand 3 speed cards with power bonusthat's the secretmust be kinda rough for pacers when they're forced to use tachy who doesn't have it, but I think I've seen some manage it still even with no power growth
>>578228593i see, thanks bwo
>>578228439buy your songs early and get those Speed and Power bonuses asap
>need to improve my team>forced to play manual runsno...anyway, CM18 room609503086095030860950308
>>578228247And people ask why I want to delete F*lco from my account.
>>578228734
>>578228247love
>>578228615I tried! >>578227616
>anons are really seeking out the +1/+2 songsgrim.
>>578228742>Spectating disabled
sex porn porn sex sex fuck porn sex fuck fuck umamusume
>>578228285
>>578229014Are you me?
>>578228983you weren't going to spectate anywayhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=bnvW6tPSJuIl079YzLiIOJC_
>+18owari.
>>578202634>>578203832yeah, it's base. Before all the bonuses
>>578229094How can one spectate when it's disabled
>>578217792Grass Wonder watching me moan pitifully as I am violated by her cute sweaty feet
>>578229143
>>578229162the rooms start too quickly to be able to spectate
>>578228670>speed cards with power bonusnaruhodo...
https://x.com/p1_fcoya/status/2090579954102944115
Good set of skills to aim for my ace?
>>578229014
>>578229227I saw 3/9 gwo
>>578229269yeah get all of those or you're glue
>>578228742>pasa ults>losesLet's try again721639567216395672163956
still summer
>sweats
>>578229312then why didn't you enter
is neo universe's 30% wit a good thing or bad thing? i imagine this makes it so we only have to run one wit card on her
>>578229324I forgot Uma Stan and you said nothing!!
>>578229269>por plancha>shooting for victory>concentrationwhichever sloptuber you're watching, they're shit.
>>578229395I like to watch
Random question.If I have Falco and Idol Falco. Does the Idol Falco have all the standard career story events for Falco, or is it missing some pieces? Like, will I get the entire Falco experience just playing Idol's career, or do I need to also play the OG to get the full magic?
>>578229395Do you really want to get slimed by my GODguri. Let the plebs have fun
hey
How much stam do I need for the next CM?
>>578228247this is sad, Bourbon really thought she was doing the right thing and that everything was going to be okay...
>>578229684minimum 600
>>578229575yeah let's go55967210
>>578229535No sloptuber, just trying to follow what the skills do, what other people here are building with their aces and what is available to me, if those are bad please explain to me why
>>578229615hey
>>578229212
>>578227270My interest is starting to be peaked...I know what I'm doing tommorow
>>578229356the difference between Tama and Creek is simply exquisite
>>578229504wit bonus isn't really a bad thing I don't think
>>578229339results, xoggy stays too at the back... end A is really needed after all, thanks for joining
>>578229575>>578229751ok some other nerds joined so here's another52907222please do not join unless it's 6/9 with a 2nd xogger in the room
>>578229994I was gonna drop out if the xog didn't join
>>578229994*please do not join unless you're this ope poster in particular or it's 6/9 with a 2nd xogger in the room
Please help bwos, I can't get a straight answer on Ramonu vs Bourbon wit. If I primarily play front do I have to pull BOTH Ramonu and Bourbon to MLB? I'm reading after Grandmasters we start only using 1 wit card and wouldn't front prefer to have Bourbon for gold groundwork over Ramonu?
>>578230069it's fine you can finish a room in like 30 seconds anyway
Not even doing an ace or parent run, just doing a random run to get the Mile Nambu challenge finished. But holy fuck, what is this nonsense? Just failed my third sub3% training.Pic related: Something equally absurd.
>>578230145you get and mlb both
>>578230145If you don't get both, are you just gonna be gimped for the entirety of GM? And yes, frontniggies want wit bourbon more, but being a front niggy is kinda bad because you only really get play in LoH so you still need a sub-style
>>578229674
tomakomai
>>578229797>>578229535reply ;-;
>>578229575come on bwochacho everyone is being polite and leaving the spot open for you
>>578229797>if those are bad please explain to me whyconsult the website
>>578230407they're all talk it seems
I really need to stop masturbating to Super Creek.
>>578229535>plancha>concgood skills but not 100% core (conc is core depending on who you ask)i dont think ive heard any chubas recommend sfv though
I really need to fuck that Chinese woman at the donut shop
I need to test a meme CM build...
>>578230514trueif anyone cares to join then you can do so if you see the room timer has hit 19m
>>578230407oh no no no
>>578230425>>578230536Shooting for Victory would be the innate, I thought it would be good as thatPlancha is just because I have few Uma and out of all the ones availabkle to me it seems like the best
>mood down before summer 2 runs in a rowfuckjer
>>578229029
>>578230650>sunnyWhy are you trying to sabotage my Groundwork
>>578230214Tits too vulgar and rude
>>578230686oh yeah that's the one case it works
>>578230271Is rolling LB0 Ancestors and borrowing MLB Ramonu an option?>so you still need a sub-styleAnd how the HELL am I supposed to afford rolling or MLBing other style cards while front still has cards worth rolling for near future? If I wanted to say play pace I'd have to MLB McQueen wit or get owned by dedicated pace players anyways.
>>578230854my bad i thought i forgot somethingim not running fronts this cm
>>578230686Run Oguri with Blossom>"I'm new and don't have Oguri"You had a voucher to get her along with the daily legend racesif you're still in doubt, just watch some youtuber's video (or a sloptuber but be ready to waste 30 minutes listening to some ESL indonesian peasant)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC89KrszFKo
>>578230650my shichi cleared
>>578229994Shichi sweep
>>578229797por plancha is not only delayed but it requires positions 1 or 2 which is unlikely given the existence of fronts for this CM. let's say you're in a race where there is one or zero fronts and your pace is 1/2 into late-race, it's still delayed by 60 meters, it's only giving you 10% acceleration after that delay, AND it required one of your valuable inherit slots. that inherit would be better spent on a late-race velocity to help you fight off the backliners that are closing on you and pass the other pacers in the lobby (something like triumphant pulse).shooting for victory, when inherited, has a decreased duration which means that at the 50% mark of the final corner it'll fire (assuming you met the positioning requirement). the inherited duration does not carry into the start of late-race meaning the acceleration granted does nothing meaningful. even taiki shuttle herself, who has the full duration skill, barely gets enough duration to do anything worthwhile.concentration has a good effect and it's strong on fronts because being in the front is their entire purpose but all it's going to do for a pacer that's not gambling for a promotion is mitigating a late-start. it's a lot of SP committed for something that happens ~15% of the time and may cost you one length.look at the track and the details beneath the visual representation: https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meeting?cm=18look up what skills do: https://gametora.com/umamusume/skillsif you just need a crash course then look at what others are using: https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=skillthen do yourself a favor and look into why and what those skills do on that track so you don't have to just copy&paste from others for all of eternity.
>>578230407wjat tje fuighttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=GtR0zSIXNXAebDR2tOb6PmfV
>>578231108>concentration working on everyone except for palmsterthanks
>>578230619
>>578231108>>578231220LOL I FORGOT YOU CAN JUST CHECK AND IT WAS QUITE LITERALLY THE ONLY SKILL THAT DIDN'T ACTIVATEfuck these room seeds today seriously
>>578230974no Oguri but i will watch it, thanks>>578231104thanks for the indepth explanation and the links
>>578231416Would not have mattered desu
>>578230874
>>578231503play the game
frontsissies...
>>578231560>it's the room seeds that are wrong not my shitty unlooped parents
>>578230874>>578230874>>578231504Is coffee absurd, vulgar and/or rude
>>578231431
>>578231370If I got molested by the Chinese lady, I wouldn't fucking complain, man.
>>578231587>>578231587>>578231587
I always thought dilate was an edgy way of saying explode
>>578231805>>578231805>>578231805
>>578230874wrong, they are polite and well mannered
>>578231763nice try retard
>>578231827>>578231763uh oh melty
>>578231763Why does he keep doing it?
bros is mile maven actually mandatory for paces? I hate borrowing a 3rd speed card when I already have 3 good ones and I'm a finemolet
>>578231731Coffee is good for you
>>578230848
>>578231478if you're a new player then your strong 1*/2* options for cm18 are backliners, namely vodka and grass wonder. both are very easy to build and can hit hard enough to "punch up" on their competition.if you want to build another pace with your taiki then mayano is serviceable with a strong win-condition within her kit.i would assume you have some other 3* umas but i don't know what you have. that third link also has data on what other units people are running and how successful they are in room-matches. it'll give you an idea as to how strong the available units are.
>>578231763>>578231827so how do i actually know which thread to use? (outside of the fact that one has more replies)
>>578232014it's 3s duration and the card comes with great hints so if you can spend your skill points on enough other good skills then sure
>>578232373some schizos hate a certain poster here who always uses narita top road in the op image so if 2 threads pop up at the same time most people will use that one
>you need a deck of 4 MLB stam cards to get 1100 stam in clanker modebro... this bot is literally retarded
>>578232169>shit fetish
