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I LOVE TV!
>>578209805plueyyyyyyyy pleuy kitty so cute so smile kitty baby pluey lovely good to pet sweet baby pluey kitty
>>578209805soooooooooooooooooooWe are 100% doing save file fuckery and picking chapters in different orders to trigger the true ending right
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
Mewmew’s tart and cheese covered butthole~
i'm NOT glad ralsei is ralsei. FUCK YOU RALSEI
You guys ever had hashbrown casserole it's my favorite food it's really good said Queen probably
>>578210008the game has taken so long to release that i can’t see toby making it too difficult to reach the true ending or even any content you would expect to be locked behind stuff like eggs or shadow crystals
ralseu bitt
ralsei bouncing wobblemeat
As a straight man:hi
>>578210165GET HIM GIRLS
>>578210136>* Proceed.
>>578209956WRONGPLUEY IS DEAD
>>578210008*Dramatic sigh* Newgens...
what chapter does Kris commit incest and impregnate his mother in
what's the wobblemeat of dicks
>>578210358did this always say rapist i could’ve sworn it was pianist at first
>>578210306ILL FUCKING GUT YOU
>>578210301Well…Susie is gay, and she is stupid…
uuu~
>>578210390Goonrod.
>>578210390Cum cannon but most other references to guns work too.
>>578210136i like how bashful he looks here
>>578210431uuuuu
>>578210534He absolutely would fucking do this
>>578210358what do you think happened after sans left and toriel was passed out on the couch
>>578210121I don't see how the game taking a long time to develop implies reaching the ending will ask nothing of the player.If anything it seems like the opposite would be true, you've had years between chapters to get through the superbosses and learn the secrets.
choppedidays
>>578210519Similar to hiding his power level he loves dressing and acting gay but pretends to be embarrassed because he knows we find it hot.
>>578210535silence demon
>>578210534RRRRRRIP bozo
>>578210390wigglestick
>>578210390Plapwurst
>>578210590this is why i like him he is my favorite because i also probably have some kind of narcissist personality disorder
>>578209805Hooman!Remember to ritualpost for your flowers!Ritualpost will release tomorrow. Change my mindMewmew's ritualistic and posty butthole~i wish i could ritualpost...Ritualpost burpfic?confess your ritualspersonal ritual anchor, reply with your latest post!I LOVE RITUALPOSTS!
>>578210641Susie we are both the KnightIt’s a bonding activity for us, please understand
>>578210008No. Console game
Oh GOD NO due to a CLERICAL ERROR all the WOBBLEMEAT has been replaced with HIGH YIELD EXPLOSIVES if any of the Faves WOBBLE their MEAT EVEN a LITTLE BIT we're all going to BLOW UP!!!
>>578210829I can't believe Flowery is a pivpooner...
>>578210354>There are no plans to require the player to COMPLETE multiple different file slotsSo it's entirely possible you might have to do multiple saves, you just won't have to complete more than one
>>578210638 people have gotten new computers/lost their save files, gotten jobs/families, gotten busy in general and like you said there are literal years between chapters. people will have 100% forgotten things and wont feel like doing a replay. i cant see the logistics in making things tougher for any of those types
Confess.
>>578210907CATTY NOOOOOOO-
>>578210390Ron Jeremy called his "Hedgehog" which I always thought was a weird name.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWKFy7kpHTg
>>578210829>frequents the diner and diner 2
>>578210985I post porn just to get reactions
Flower man 11mil viewsMew mew cutie magic 9.6mil viewsGold > Pink
>>578210760Tenna is not a narcissistIf you want to assign him a mental illness it's BPD
>>578210823That's what the diegetic CRT interface is for
but i'm wobblemeati'm a plappowhy the hell am i gooning herei stroke my dong here
>>578211087Are we numberfagging the OST?
>>578210829Is that a fucking pride flag for human chasers of monsters
>>578209805Hooman!
>>578210760i like him because i want an obsessive clingy man in my life
>>578210985i snorted a line of gerson's ashes in my quest to become stronger.it didn't work.
>>578211169Fat bear chaser
>>578211169son
>>578211169That's the bear flag. It's for hairy musclefat guys.
>>578211169it’s the bear pride flag so it’s saying flowery is a pooner who chases bears which is a funny fucking thought, makes me think of those tiktoks where pooners cry about gay men not wanting to fuck them or otherwise snubbing them
>>578211169i thought it was a furry pride flag when i first saw it hanging from someones balcony don't feel too bad
>>578210981>people will have 100% forgotten things and wont feel like doing a replay.I don't Toby should take people who don't want to play his game into account when designing his game
>>578210985Mewmew has given me like six new fetishes so far and I want her to make me worse
plapping my goonparts rn
>>578210985I did lots of hiking to get back into shape for college but on the way home I got a box of oreo ice cream sandwiches and ate them all for dinner……
>>578211481He will do that when designing normal route I could see schizo shit going either way, the eggs are already designed such that only the true obsessives could find them legitimately by chapter-hopping
>>578211457Furry pride flag is the E621 logo over a backdrop of the same color blue the website uses.
>>578211481people are old and busy man they will want to play the latest chapter when it drops and not spend 20+ hours playing through the entire thing again
>>578211153https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCLwhPluSLw
Deltarune Chapter 5 is like if there was a Toy Story movie about a toy for an abused child going insane because it can't do more than be a toy
>>578210985I actually unironically have a thing for susie feet and armpits but it only developed this year
>>578210985The venn diagram of characters I want to fuck and characters I want to be is slowly becoming a circle
>>578210534why are they like this
>>578210651Now Aqua is the only free one!
>>578211692this is actually 3 and i’m not sure how you got this vibe from 5
>>578211726Dress like Noelle and let me fuck you instead.
>>578211763THEY CAN DO ANYTHING
>>578210907mettaton you gotta stop doing this
>>578211692You reminded me that one comic exists with basically that exact premise and made me sad anon.
fwurr
>>578211679They can play the chapter, they just won't get a satisfying conclusion out of it. They have more than a year to replay the game and collect shit if they're invested in seeing the best outcome.
>>578211823Light world or dark world?
>>578210985I’m sad that college starting again means I can’t draw and share as much fanart, but also not as sad as I could be because chapter five was genuinely so bad that i don't feel like I'm missing out on anything, and i don't have the fire in me that I would have. and the general has also suffered clearly. which is probably for the best because i need to focus on school.
>>578211813Chapter 3 is like if there was a Toy Story movie about a kid who found out toys are alive and emotionally manipulated the toys they abandoned to commit crimes
>>578212084Either. Both. Just practice your stupid laugh.
>>578212065they will be satisfied with the gentle check that only checks for one egg or one shadow crystal before theyre let into the secret areas these things gate
>>578210985knowing that i'm probably one of the oldest anons here makes me somewhat depressed
>>578211692That reminds me of the Clarissa comic where her stuffed animals kill themselves
I'm glad every year when college/school starts up and the obvious summerfags have to leave and /utg/ gets nice and cozy until winter break.
TV DAISUKI!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!
>>578210017whiteboard spamdtun neo
>>578212254Are you a sexy hag?
>>578212189Anon is homebrewing ragebait in their bathtub
IDD SOMEONE SAY SEXY HAG?!? WHERE?!?!!?!!?!?!??
>>578212189Just like you only have to spare one boss to get into the true lab right?
>>578211813Tenna wants to be an object, he's only sad because no one uses him. >>578211692 more accurately describes Flowery, though he didn't really go insane, so that'd be more like Spamton or King.
>>578212416AT THE KRUSTY KRAB
>>578212254Average is 22-32 so you need to be around 40 to guarantee you're older than almost everyone and that's more or less the hard limit as anyone older than 40 would be too old to be an original Earthbound/Chrono Trigger/Live a Live fan and would have minimal connection to anything that inspired Toby.
>>578212297nice, love a good buster arm shot
Do (you) think Deltarune's music is good enough to justify its annoying fans?
>>578212574I think everyone on planet Earth should be killed in a vast cleansing hellfire
>>578212156I actually got teased in grade school for having a weird laugh because I had weak lungs and had to take a sharp deep breath every 3 or so chuckles. Apparently it kinda sounded like I was a whale coming up for air. I don't think this is related at all
>>578212574Yes. Unfortunately as aggravating as the community is, even at its absolute worst, the music offsets it.
>>578211865I wish we could see them interact with each other
>>578212424you are comparing a game that released all at once to a game that took an entire decade to
>>578212297sex
>>578212574yeah I've seen far, far more annoying fans
IWICD anon has a point, I DO wish I could draw…
>>578212574i guess? toby's good but there are so many better composers out there
>>578212297So cool!!
I wish I could cum inside Milk Looker...
>>578212860Yeah that's why the requirements are tougher than Undertale's, not easier. You had a decade to beat Jevil. You don't even have to complete the save file where you beat him because crystals can be transferred between slots. He wouldn't nerf the Knight and Pink if you weren't expected to beat them.
>>578213092some have a lot going on in their life lol why is that so hard for you to understand. most players have never found a single egg
>>578212574I like DR’s music but I don’t think it’s that good.I still love you chibbies though.
>>578212297[Heaven]LY!!!
Would it be funnier if Flowery as a playable character in hotline miami couldn't use guns or could use them
>>578212574There's maybe like three or four other guys who both directed AND scored the same video game and Toby is probably the best of them
>>578210774oppa ritualpost style
>>578213507there are probably thousands of indie devs who make the music for their games that they also program, anon
>>578210985I blogposted about a personal thing going on it my life and I cringe at myself to think about it but the anxiety is tearing me apart so I had to vent it somewhere.
>>578213465He would be the no gimmick Jacket clone. Orange would be the no guns Tony clone.
>>578212498I am 38 years old :/
<3
>>578213787We should hang out and be old and decrepit together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG5NBdRnKQ4
>>578213787I'm turning 33 soon
>>578213253>some have a lot going on in their life lol why is that so hard for you to understandThe game is not that long or hard even with the secret bosses. If you can't find the time to play a 20 hour video game over the course of years then you have incredibly poor time management skills.>most players have never found a single eggEggs aren't crystals.
>>578213787Yeah you probably are one of the oldest. At least you're younger than Hussie and that guy still dresses up in cosplay.
Fave was whipping up shit in a kettle
>>578213947nothing wrong with being older and cosplaying, you just have to pick a cosplay that isnt obviously intended for someone nubile
>>578213787I'm 37
>>578213960
freedom motif found in dragon tales theme song
>>578214042Anon just needs to pull up in the Gerson outfit and belt out the best "I'm Old!" at the convention hall.
>>578213593I knew I forgot some...
Deltarune took so long to make Gabe Newell is no longer fat
>>578214158Likely place for it to be
Has the ip to the modded minecraft server been posted anywhere yet or?
>>578214215probably got on ozempic
>>578214201It's better that you didn't give his post any attention. He really needs to realize that one isn't a winner even compared to his other unfunny and forced routine posts.
Deltarune was made with the internet and social media in mind. Toby is counting on you finishing the chapter then going online to check out all the secrets that you were incredibly unlikely to find on a blind playthrough. The egg rooms, the weird route, the 1225 maze, even all the dialogue variants for slightly different action that sometimes contain plot/character important information. It's all designed for a small minority of players to stumble upon randomly and post on twitter so everyone else can see. Deltarune was always meant to be a community effort.
>>578214298He can afford private chefs and took up diving off his yachts as a hobby. Living at sea and swimming probably melted the fat off him compared to the days he was in the office all the time.
>>578214349toby is secretly reading every fan theory and he's somewhere between smug and malding that no one has been understanding his vision or drawing the correct fanart
>Kris has and uses the power of determination to Save/Load and did so before the player existed in his metatime, so he knows all the events of the game abead of time.1. Doesn't that make him evil? He has killed several people several times and done mental torture to those around him? Why should we forgive him?2. (We) can make descions that changes Kris opinion of Ralsei. Is Kris such a shithead that they have done the B side but in all his time manipulation has never complimented Ralsei?
>>578214330Treating him like some badly trained dog lmfao
>>578214349this is exactly the kind of stuff that made Souls games so fun to talk about too
2nd voice is Noelle, the actual most chara-like voice existing in Deltarune. She went to the depths after the lake scene, which exist outside of time, enters the Gonermaker, steals the Vessel, becomes NIGHTMARE/Eram , and has been attempting to take over as protagonist , out of revenge for whatever Kris/Gaster's original deal was which wrote Noelle out of the Dark World plot and made her an NPC
>>578214513It has yielded the best results with him and I'm not even joking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92Y0bAXv9hM
>>578213978>how deltarune theorists talk about dudes with 3 seconds of screentimehttps://youtu.be/4djG2FpgoCE
I'm Black Sans.
>>578214493fortunately all the fanart I’ve been drawing is right on the dollar and I’m his favorite
>>578214496Insinuating that Kris is evil by extension means Ralsei is evil, and Ralseitards will screech endlessly at you for doing so.
>>578214496Kris does not have the power, it's Gaster granting it temporarily via gray/goner saves imo
>>578214493he likes my bimbo raly doodles he told me
I'm Filipino Sans
>>578214349yeah I'm going to be real I think like 80% of the reason the eggs even exist are to be a way to put the ARG stuff into the game
You don't even have to complete replay the game to get all the Shadow Crystals because of the cliff hole transfer system. You can just reload your completed save in 1, 3, and 5 and fight the boss. For 4, you can sleep through the light world segment to get to Gerson faster and you can stop playing after you beat him. 2 is the only one that might be problematic if you're retarded and didn't make a deal with Spamton in his miniboss fight, but you can still hold C and rush through it. You don't have to finish the chapter for it either, including most of Queen's mansion.
>>578214496kris only has a save for the start of the game, how is that "knowing everything ahead of time" or even you're genocides? seems like you're filling in too many blanks
>>578214496>Doesn't that make him evil? He has killed several people several times and done mental torture to those around him? Why should we forgive him????Who the hell are you talking about?
>>578214735…do you mean ralsei fans away from utg because from what i've seen here nobody would mind him being an evil duplicitous sissy
>>578214992>>578214739>>578214735OBVIOUSLY I DON'T THINK KRIS HAS FOREKNOWLEDGE, THAT'S WHY I AM GIVING COUNTER ARGUMENTS!The questions are for timeloop believing retards to see how they cope with the facts that obviously contradict their thoery.
>>578215190Yea that would turn me on.
>>578215156my lovely malewife
>>578214513I wanna be a dog...
>>578214931The chapter one egg room is what led me to this conclusion in the first place. It really just boils down to "one in fifty players get to go viral"
>>578215369yeah same. i really really doubt he is evil but if he WERE that would only elevate him to a new level of peak in my mind, especially if his sweet personality still held true and he didn’t become a mustache twirling nyeheheh! i tricked you!!! type
there's nothing wrong with wanting to plap ralsei's wobblemeat
only kris can plap ralsei's wobblemeat
>>578215697Commence the jigglin'
good. keep wobbling
>>578215774>t.
I like "ass" more
>sob sob… see Kris? I'm wobbling!
>>578215656He would just need to turn from a sweet and kind homosexual to an evil and sassy homosexual and it would work.
*Tell me.*Tell me to grow wobblemeat...
>>578215190Ralsei will also biologically be a girl all along btw
>>578210017it him...old man deltarune himselfokay that finishes off the schizos
>>578215190an *affably evil duplicitous sissy
>>578216231>NOOOOOO THE HECKIN SOUL IS BEING LE ABUSED BY ITS MEAT PUPPET :((( aight
>>578215190ralsei could pull off scheming court eunuch at best
>>578216039This reminded me of an animation of Alphys shaking her ass that's really hot, except that she's got this really unhappy frowning look on her face and it feels kinda like she's being forced to do it at gunpoint or something, which feels bad
>>578216308the schizophrenics are much appreciated
Did you know that you DARKNERS are the bad guys of America?
>>578216087ough evil and sassy raly… ough condescending and gaslighting raly…
>>578216518If only she were sexy...
>>578216308i hope you make a comic someday/are making one, you have a lovely artstyle fit for one
All the Ralsei theories are true. She's an evil transgender titan tree that's growing on top of Kris' headband covered in Asriel's dust.
>>578216503it's like asking for a wingless angel get out of here BOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOO *throwing tomatoes and bottles*
>>578216589you missed the asriel cumsock theory
>>578216308Amazing, all five of them are peak!
>>578216626penis wings...
>>578216468It's a meme and Kris beating up the floating heart fits into the meme. Not everything is so serious.
>>578216565ill kill you in real life
Flowery doesn't like edging his partners because he'd feel "sorry to keep you waiting"
>>578216589you missed the toriel hair tuft theory :) yes that’s a real thing :)
>>578216589You missed "Ralsei is Asgore in disguise" theory and "Ralsei is a tampon" theory (yet to be disproven).
my theory is that ralsei has wobblemeat
furry bush theory
ralsei is a bag of weed theory
my theory is that ralsei is very cute and kissable
>>578216589and i still dont care about him.. strange...
>>578216886This theory has been debunked
>>578216728I once said that Ralsei was a clump of Toriel's loose fur in Kris's pocket, as a joke
bratty molests blue ears theory
>>578216886his wobblemeat is also very cute and kissable
>>578216589She's transgender because she's Dess inside Asriel's body a "friend inside me" as you will
>>578216708At least do it in a sexy way.
light world ralsei being groomed by pizzapants
grooming fave’s fur
>>578216726pink fucking flowery and then halfway through he does something that reminds her of mettaton and then she can never look either of them in the face ever again
WOBBLY WOBBLIER, YET WOBBLIERTHE WOBBLEMEAT KEEPS ON SHAKINGASS GROWING BIGGERSALAD READINGS NEGATIVETHIS NEXT PLAPSEEMSVERYVERYINTERESTING
>>578216960and bitable and smackable that’s right
>susie's uterus dark world theory
>>578216992queen plushie NEREVAR EREVARINE
Ralsei can only jerk off if you're watching and enjoying seeing him do it because the idea of pleasuring himself for his own sake makes him feel like a greedy selfish bastard
>>578216173And let's jiggle out of this stupid town!
>>578217178Suterus(alternatively: Uter-sus)
>>578217189They know what I would do to it and what happiness that would bring so they don't release it to spite me. I just want to eat Queen's pussy why do they ahve to hate me so much and be so evil?
>>578217118If you're not a BBW, Gaster won't fuck you and your save will be bricked
>>578217118> HOW MUCH LONGER… > MY WOBBLEMEAT…
queen plushie will come with a strategically placed hole (port in the side of her head)
Dess died of an ectopic pregnancy and Ralsei was the fertilized egg
>>578217207but he has to teach himself not to cum too fast because he absolutely can’t cum first during sex it’s rude so how would he learn that without a lot of edging in his private time
straight ralsei porn is always funny to seehttps://static1.e621.net/data/fc/09/fc09783cea62bf3da8f6e7b45f592ace.png
>>578217360Gaster prefers big men, all the Kingdings art I saw 10 years ago told me this.
I really REALLY want to see a giant pair of hands grope ralsei all over
>>578217118I like ass expansion and hate hourglass
>>578217391Can you really die from an ectopic pregnancy? Do extremely rich teenage girls die from ectopic pregnancies?
>>578217490Gaster and Flowery should fight for Asgore's love.
>>578217491only swatch and another guy i won’t mention for fear of his posters could do it everyone else is too tiny… which is a shame!!
>>578217490He's bisexual, he was the third in Asgore and Toriel's relationship
is grandpa semi gaster, gaster's grandpa, or gaster's gay lover?
Aqua is a racist
>>578217480is that kris? who the hell is he fucking
>>578217591Anon...
>>578217641Tenna? Why are you afraid of tennaposters. I've been trying to get them to rape me for months and they haven't bitten yet.
>>578217497i'm for only one or the other i get it
>>578217801Temmie.https://static1.e621.net/data/f8/c4/f8c4df91ab4d6327a77fd12c9a85f519.png
>>578217927TEMMIE?
im fingering him rn
>>578217591Isn't the whole thing with eptopic pregnancies that you die from them? Like the egg is growing in a place it's not supposed to and will make some part of your uterus explode.
>>578217736* These faggots are pissing me off...
assgore
>>578217682all of the above
>>578217641mettaton NEO has to do it one handed because the cannon gets in the way and he's mostly thinking about what kind of merchandise can be made from this experience so his heart's not in it
Back in my day we had moids and foids... Now all the kids are talking about is their "wobblemeat" and "greased up cumslick goonrods". SOMEONE GET ME BACK OUTTA HERE!
>>578217972pizzapants...
>>578210985underrune turned me into a furry
>>578217682no idea what this post means but that’s a cute raly friend
>>578217972I want to creampie him in the missionary position while kissing him deeply and saying that I love him.
>>578218121THAT'S MY ATTACK
If you see me in Flower Castle say hiBut if you meet me at Diner 2 I'm a talkative guy
>>578218106Mettaton groping ralsei like hes feeling fabric swatches at a craft store
>>578218064he did do the nasty in the past-y...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfRsQ8QS94w
>>578218121You may be entitled to compensation.
HELP IM BEING FINGERED
WHERE ARE MY THREAD FRIENDS
>>578218112BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD BOISENGIRLS
that one meme pic of nice cream guy blushing as pizza pants pees on him has been ingrained in my mind but i cannot find it
Your Thread's my Best Friend!
>>578210985Deltarune turned me into a weeaboo
favey got fingered
>>578218224kek
what if noelle got so scared she peed herself and you could see her medical micro penis through her wet panties
Sorry to keep a Thread in waiting
*holds up my middle and ring finger, lubes them up* open up favey!
>>578218147basically theres a character in the code for the undertale demo called grandpa semi, who's confirmed to be a skeleton. he stops being mentioned when gaster starts being mentioned.
>>578215442Don't let your dreams be dreams! Just become a dog!
>>578218425asgore would you like some sausageasgore would you like some sausagesasgore would you like some sausagesausages sausages
>>578213787at that age you should be tending to your flower shop, rekindling your marriage, and worrying about your weird son. instead you're here.
>>578218696The second pic of this set is them in an orgy btw
ohhh bratty my wife yessss yes bratty mmgh ohohhh bratty yes my wife bratty
>>578217591If this is a genuine question, yes, if a fertilized egg attaches anywhere outside of the woman's uterus, the growing baby can rupture the woman's organs, killing her.
>>578218365https://e621.net/posts/6544067
>>578218879
bratty touched my special place and said id be in trouble if i told anybody
>>578218970I am not even a foid and this has now become an irrational fear for me
>>578219139No because I made that up
Eating so fucking good from the new Tenna outfit
>>578218996what a fruity FREAK hot damn
>>578219128If you slapped Ralsei's ass it'd leave a handprint like memory foam
>>578219221asriel...
>>578219224Just don't get your bussy boypreggers and you'll be fine. Although if you do you can just get a boybortion.
Uuuu
hm today i think i will touch blue ears in a place or in a way that makes him feel uncomfortable
>>578219664why did seth let her go out like this?
>>578216308great work as always!
i like all the flowers but every time there’s an aqua post here my brain filters it out as if it doesn’t exist
>>578218696aqua you dumb shit get in the pool
What if Susie learned about your genocides? Part 1 of 4 [1:08:27]
>>578219450Mayor Carol made those illegal
>>578219245yeah same, I love the way they incorporated his tie and TV lapel pin into that design
>>578220057#ivoted
>>578218696from the thumbnail i thought this was the last supper or some shi- GOOD GRIEF SHE'S NAKED
>>578219789Seth held weird mushroom rod and said Seth want some private time
>>578220064It's really cute! Those clothes fit him perfectly (but yet again he looks good in anything)
>>578219224if you sex a girl that's ovulating the egg can go down the shaft and grow in your sack
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenna
>>578220119Its a hot spring you are supposed to be naked.Entering one clothed is really weird
>>578220201Guys piss after they have sex fortunately.
>>578220249The Great Tenna Fire in Edo...
>>578220249>The reigning emperor was Reigen Aratakabuh wuh!?
>>578220057mayor carol is personally causing as many boypregnancies as she canit's really quite sick that she lets her sexual appetite influence her policies
When Flowery said "no worries pick your fav" I thought of fave
>>578220249>Tenna (meaning "Heavenly Imperial Peace") wowww
>>578220713glad to see spamton got back on his feet
Tenna Muyo
Do you think Temmie regrets her monster OC?
I bought a new PC a week ago, and a few days ago I just reinstalled windows through an USB stick, then downloaded new GPU drivers. then when I play deltarune it's not using my dedicated gpu at all, it uses my integrated one (UHD 630), a bit of cpu and thats it, it honestly feels a bit laggy/stuttery. is this normal or is there something else I need to do?
>>578220819he doesn't work there, he just jumped behind the counter and all the employees were too scared to do anything.
We've had an organized character ranking poll at some point, right? Does anyone have the results saved? (this is Scientific Research)
>>578220860I had some problem with audio drivers that did weird things to the fps during chapter 5 but it’s a fringe case
>>578220909At least he dressed for the occasion.
>>578219278kek>>578218963>cums hard
>>578220581Spelling it as fav and not fave is proof that Toby doesn't visit /utg/
>>578217178Berdfag...
>>578220860
>>578221073someone came to throw out moldy bread in the Subway dumpster he was living in. he popped out, said "WOAH! IF IT ISN"T An... EMPLOYNER!!", then stole their uniform to becomed NEO
It's Moon FaveWhoa oh oh ohYou got the power to be their friend
>>578221268other games can use my dedicated gpu so im not sure improper connecting's the issue, but I do wonder if it's normal for it to not use dedicated gpu or if I should switch it in the settings or smth
one must imagine papyrus happy
>>578221194Why would Toby make a loud declaration that he browses /utg/? If he did visit, he would pretend he doesn't.
I dreamed of Noelle in pizza tower being an anxious ball of stress, she was getting stronger by smashing into whatever made her afraid, getting 'anxious bloodlust' at mach 3. Honestly, I'm I grasping at straw or is there some similarity between her and Peppino ? Might be a fun skin mod to do.
>>578210985I wanna be Chara's slave. Why can't I be groomed into being her missing person's statistic?
Soon
>>578221534Why are you asking us instead of googling
Hey I'm going to go get a Chaos does anybody else want one
>>578221646https://gamebanana.com/mods/657106
>>578221373>AND NOW IT'S MY [Subway]! MY [State]! MY [Country]!
>>578221773SUPERSIZED, SUPERSIZED!
i love buckethead <3
>>578221773I CAN DO ANYTHING!
>>578221735I googled it ffs almost nobody has an issue like this. I just wanna know if it's normal, if I should make deltarune use my dedicated gpu, or if there's something else I forgot to do... that's all. extra info doesnt hurt :)
In what chapter is said that the playertown was named like that by ralsei? I remember people talking about it but looking in game I can't find it so I don't know how true it is or if I'm remembering wrong.
>>578221610Fave is a normal word, so it wouldn't scan as a /utg/ reference even for most of the people who post here because of the plausible deniability
>>578221773MAKE IT TRUE AND NEO, I THANK YOU
Driving in my car
>>578220150Seth should have convinced Aqua to help!
>>578221773Light Chaos if you don't mind.
>>578221992It becomes My Castle Town at the start of chapter 2 at the same time the music changes from Empty Townhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKQUblO-iCs
>>578221992It's never said that Ralsei named it, that's just an extrapolation some people make because he's the Prince
>>578221773I WANT MY CHAOS WITH EXTRA MAYO
Tenna should be put in every outfit possible
>>578217178>dude it's like I'm the Mother of gigyas right now
NEO makes no sense unless you played genocide route meaning Toby expected you to play it and that geno paci is the canon ending
>>578222046No its not In fact I hate it.Just say the fucking name of your favorite character you blogposting pieces of shit
>>578222190Adding to this, it's the Rudinn that reveals the name. Ralsei never mentions the name to you or Kris.
>>578222314okay. Flowery
>>578221961no the game lagging and stuttering and not using your gpu is obviously not normal or intended, there's something wrong with your pc. you should be able to force your PC to use the GPU in your PC's settings somewhere.
>>578217896come over
Tenna should be executed
Sometimes I make genuine faveposts, meaning when I make them they have nothing to do with something that happened to me and the idea to make the post spawned from an absurd scenario that popped into my head
>>578222314There's no need to be this upset.
>>578222467Spamton...
what is your faves favorite pizza? I'll start>jevilnone pizza with left beef>battatpepperoni with banana peppers and olives
ok but why is the US military posting memes with deltarune music anyways?
Tomorrow is Friday! Soon, I will>get off work>eat a big bowl of french vanilla cream with cinnamon on top>post flowery for 48 hours straightThe weekend is so close...
>>578222314You are autistic
>>578222243HOT LIMIT TENNA UOOUGH
>>578222520they need gen alpha blood to grease the machine of war
>>578222314>Just say the fucking name of your favorite character you blogposting pieces of shitbut the point of faveposts is that you get to insert your own fave into the scenario
>>578222509Kris would love one of those dessert pizzas that just have a bunch of cinnamon sugar and butter on them and are drizzled with icing.
>>578222496I pretty much only use fave this way or for hornyposting
>>578222314>say the name of fave...Sometimes anons in the /utg/ habitat use "fave" as a way to get other anons of differing faves to join in the horny posting. "I love fat bottomed faves" is more likely to get an arise from a cattifag than "I love chara's fat bottom." for an example.
>>578222467You first 8>[^)]
I'd go die in Iran if Ralsei was my president
>>578222534Flowery would want you to get your Beauty's Rest
Moeue and Moellow
least fave mains sniper in tf2
fave asks: what was your first dildo like?
>>578209956anon that is a grown shadowman in a shadowfurshadowsuit
>>578218013It can either keep growing and rupture organs (97% of times it's the tubes) or the embryo will die and become just an abortion without major complications
>>578222509>gasterpizza split into it's base ingredients. a large plate that has a tomato, block of cheese and a pile of flour
>>578222520The current admin is slowly losing most of the country, but the youth especially, which is why it isn't even just Deltarune you see in these, but about half a million other things that they've been told are "hip" and "with it" so they can romanticize the glory of losing to Iran because orangeboy won't get off of Bibi's jaboner
>>578222803I have never had a dildo
>>578222608Thats dumb and stupid.Just say Sans started pissing blood instead of *mysterious person representing me* started having organ failure.Like try a tiny bit.Fave is a stupid word.And you suckSaid Toby Fox, creator of Undertale
>>578222243sex
>>578222924Good.
just fuck my shit up please
>>578222786teaming up with fave to play Huntsman Sniper togetherteaming up with fave to play Fat Scout togethergetting votekicked with fave for not helping the team
>>578222803fave bought a "disposable" jelly one that was incredibly cheap and immediately soaked up the scent of the vanilla scented lotion they used as lubricantit still smells like that 6 years later though they haven't used in at least 5
>>578222803It was an archer from bad dragon.
>>578222960Why is that good??
>>578222803i actually bought my first dildo last saturday and posted about it here, it was a small vibrating one from a pharmacy
>>578222756Flowery understands LOYALTY to one's KING
mmrpf I LOOOOOVE ooc slop. but I can’t draw it, because then I’ll get fat . but it’s SOOOOO good
fact: the more monstrous a characters design is in utdr the more sex appeal they have. however, they will also always get the least amount of artliek and subscribe for more utdr facts
>>578222520Their social media interns are all twenty something /v/irgins who say kek in real life
>>578223003Out of all the possible toys, why that one?
>>578222803My first three were all Chinese bad dragon knockoffs. Two of them were from Creature Cocks and I forget the third one but it was similar price/quality and is a large knotted dragon dong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6f2ii5X9oU
>>578223281I just wanted something normal to start out with to see if I liked it.
>>578223194CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CAROL
>>578222937you're dumb and stupid!
>>578223194moooore
>>578222803Black leech spamton mega clit
>>578223194>she's going to think this is acceptable behaviorIdk if my mom laughed at me for doing something stupid and ruining my appearance it'd crush my self esteem so that's how Dess became mentally ill
Fave very strongly considered buying a dildo at one point
>>578223194Cute
>>578223194lmao love that she got Rudy's fur
Fave doesn't use dildos because that would be scary and painful
fave-a cook-a the pizza and-a eat-a the spaghetti
>>578210017shorthair pink ??
>>578223539A bad style!
>>578223194>Feliz Navi Dadit's a favepost of the highest caliber
>>578223539AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BEAUTIFUL CUTE CUTIEFUL CUTE WONDEROUS WELL DRAWN AND SEX!!!!!
So many ruined anal sphincters itt...
>>578223395kids love attention, so laughing at the results of their acting out can unintentionally teach them to do it more to get your approval even if it’s despite yourself
fave 3d printed a stolen cock asset and made a dildo out of it
https://poal.me/dwodtbhttps://poal.me/dwodtbhttps://poal.me/dwodtb
>>578223539this is very nearly Not Pink but the bells bring it barely within the safe zone
i've been fucked before but i've never used a dildo
Short hair on girls is way cuter
Ralsei ate a shotgun and pulled the trigger having to read people talk about sex toys
>>578223194Very cute
Today I saw TWO images of Asgore with a pussy
>>578223194This is great
>>578222803How the fuck is fave supposed to buy a dildo when fave lives with housemates no seriously what the fuck is fave supposed to do
papyrus > fave
>>578223945get a bag and some kind of wrapping to hide the dildo inwhat are they gonna go through your stuff or something?
>>578223945Keep it inside yourself 24/7
i love my sissy wife
>>578223754he wouldn't do that
>>578223945Go to the local dildo store. Order a dildo online and have it shipped to your door. Do your housemates go through your mail and personal items? Fuck them with the dildo if they do.
yeah I go through my roommates stuff when he's out so what it's normal we live together
>>578222708Many anons also use "fave" to talk about themselves in a third-person kind of way, although I have no idea why this is so common here
>>578210985i am super mentally ill borderline completely non functional and the only thing i got going for me right now is that i can draw. i think about going back to therapy but it seems like too much effort
>>578223945do any of your housemates have a dick?if so, you don't need a dildo
>>578224154wow same let’s kiss
>>578223747The ideal woman's body type for me is basically that of a mid-20s butch lesbian Which is unfortunate for me, because I am a cis man
>>578223945i bought mine while no one else was home and ive got it hidden in an old backpack rnthe hard part is using it without anyone hearing
>>578224058saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
>>578223945if you buy from a reputable online store its shipped in a discreet box so know one will know
>>578224117>talk about themselves in a third-person kind of wayUm, no?I'm just telling you about what Lesser Dog did during the day
>>578224185Are you talking about fashion style or a body type?
>>578224246it makes me sad
>>578224246fihsei...
Fave used to wait for their roommate to fall asleep and then they'd start masturbating when they were only a few feet away from said roommate but they were able to be quiet about it and never got caught for 3 years
>>578224246fisheifishellewhat's next an actual fish character?!
Are dildos a gay guy thing or a girl thing? I was under the impression girls are less likely to got off from stuff actually going in their pussy and they usually prefer clit stuff, and gay guys like sticking things up their butt… is it a 50/50 split? asked fave extremely trepidatiously
>>578224246I'm glad hes been transformed into a fish
>>578224246I'm on my waaaay
Fave feels like there is way less stigma about women buying dildos than there is about men buying fleshlights or tengas or whatever
>>578210985I’m almost 26 and have never had a job.Good thing I know how to code, play piano, have a drivers license, can kinda draw, and I’m not fat.
None of you would need a dildo if you just found a penis to get fucked by yknow
>>578212297awesome
>>578224350I'm a woman and I would never touch one of those things. I don't have any friends so I couldn't give you a second opinion
i wish i could draw...
>>578224198hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii kris
>>578223194this is adorable
the fat posters really gave up on posting fatties huh
>>578224403but penises are attached to people and people are scaryyyyyyy
>>578224339>
>>578223194This is in character though. Stop leaking chapter six flashbacks.
>>578224581fis
>>578217480straight ralsei porn is my favorite yum yum yum
>>578224350They are mostly a guy thing what with having a prostate to pound in the first place. https://static1.e621.net/data/66/de/66de601a3ba1c10f1eec591e97f3ac31.jpg
>>578210985Now that we're on the topic, every time I try to touch myself the moment I got caught masturbating by mom around last year keeps appearing in my head and it makes it really hard sometimes to focus on goons
https://poal.me/mvvjn1https://poal.me/mvvjn1https://poal.me/mvvjn1LIFE CHANGING POAL PLEASE VOTE
>>578224493i alone stand fatly on this battlefield….
>>578224509dogs have dicks too
>>578224350I have one dildo that I use on occasion when I feel a little more needy than usual. Wrote Alphys as she glances up at her heavily sexualized posters and feels a throb in her nether regions.
>>578224493i have seen plenty of toriel and asgore?
>>578224493I got my wings clipped by a 3 day all boards banI've been domesticatedno more fat pics from me...
>>578224652Kill yourself
>>578210985I'm incredibly tired of this world.
Everyman babies…
>>578210985I wish I could have someone to use as an onahole
>>578224789it's true
>>578210985I masturbated to futa lolidom in the high school bathrooms more than once
>>578224350as a foid i only smash my nubert while gooning but i do like fantasizing about a plastic wingding and want to buy one someday. ive had my fingers inside my dark fountain to explore and it is sensitive and i bet it would nice. i want to feel full…………………… referring to my inventory of course
>>578213787I'm 38 to anon
I would get a dildo only if Tenna wanted me to pound his bubble butt with it and under no other circumstances would I buy one
>>578224836It would be so easy to pick up and fuck Alphys.
>>578223194KAWAIII
>>578210985i talk about raping fave with my dick but i don't even have one
https://poal.me/z9g5p9
>>578224581
>>578224652Noelle.......
>>578224807i miss whump
>>578224185find a mid-20s bisexual masculine woman
>>578210985sometimes I want to share fave artwork I find but I know anons would insult it or make fun of it so I don't share it
That's a lot of fish faves! What'd be even crazier is if there were an actual fish in these games
>>578224873Masturbating to futa lolidom is normal. Everyone does this
>>578224874my fave recommends it to your fave. fingers don't quite scratch the itch. once you pop you can't stop
>>578224962Why didn’t the humans do this instead of monster genocide
>>578225003me....TOO!
>>578225104I bare the incredibly cringy depths of my soul here on a regular and anons are surprisingly nice about it
>>578225145there are no fish in hometown
Look at this wobblemeathttps://x.com/MarshmallowEars/status/2090200432454898146
My first fave turned into the moon
>>578225036aquariumtown grows..
New gray human arrested on their first day in Hometown for breaking into the skeleton guy's house and trying to steal his Going Into Undertale Machine
the dield
>>578224350Vaginal stimulation for me is as arousing as rubbing the back of my hand, I don't have a single reason to get a dildo
what if all moids are replaced by bad dragons new deltarune collab line…
>>578225074This is extremely adorable.
>>578225074uuuuuuuu...
>>578225170now im thinking about my fave using a dildo and slobbering and drooling everywhere, thanks a lot.
>>578225313I would not appreciate being tf'd into a dildo
>>578210985I don't think Suselle is the worst ship I've ever seen in anything ever even if it is kind of narratively weak, but for semi-personal reasons related to things outside of DR I kind of despise it
>>578225284thats rough nonny
>>578225036
>>578224873If I had a smart phone when I was a kid Id have jerked off everywhere
>>578225237that has not been my experience but I also think a single anon has an axe to grind with my fave
>>578225237well i bare the incredibly cringy depths of MY soul and the anons are NOT nice to me. i have a skill issue?
what I'm understanding is that foids appreciate you diddying their clit and if that fails it's over. is that right
>>578223194I did not expect the reaction to this, thank you *i gently transform into a glass of water in front of you*
>>578225003I think every afab in this thread would take a magic futa pill if given the opportunity
>>578225346you're welcome
>>578210985i wanted to make more emotionally vulnerable art that i care about but i fear that either no one would engage with it or just flat out call me stuff
>>578225497Maybe the depths of your soul just suck?
>>578225306That's sort of sad to hear. Outside of touching dicks being obviously easily stimulating for guys sitting on a dildo is pure mind blowing knees shaking orgasms on demand in comparison.https://static1.e621.net/data/ef/8d/ef8d7f23647392bf7c0568f49d78a582.png
>>578225652I’LL ENGAGE!!! I’LL ENGAGE!!!!!!!!!
ralsei butt
>>578224873I wiggled my wingus through my shorts when I was doing a math test once
>>578225570who cares what foids appreciate?
>>578225334/doe/ isn't the same without him...
>>578225446Aqua kani...
fave says you have to fuck marry kill the next 3 posters and if you don't toby dies in 7 days
>>578225712I hear there are about 14 even, your favorite number
sex
I’m a fat fetishist
sometimes I feel like the only guy in a lesbian book club here sometimes but it's chill said fave
>>578225074Then go find him!
>>578225849Me. I respect women.
true love
>>578225924Fuck>>578225930Marry>>578225905Kill
>>578225849i care foid smiles are like crack to me
>>578225905Temturd your posts are getting sort of incomprehensible. Hit your head on the wall intentionally too many times?
>>578225938there's all walks of life here on youteegee
>>578225741would you call my art shitty moid art and then compare me to other artists here?
>>578225938i'm the only other guy here *rubs your thigh*
https://n.uguu.se/ocMFRbJL.mp4
>>578226190no. comparison is gay
>>578225097where do you meet and get to know those
>>578226251>life force stealing link
>>578225852Wish I had an archive of this guy’s art
>>578226251ovum cells stealing link
>>578225712There isn't anything I can really do about it, it doesn't matter in reality because I'll never marry or have a relationship but it does make me wonder if grass is greener on the other side and if it could make my gooning sessions better if I didn't have this issue, my lack of sensitivity makes me feel abnormal sometimes
>>578225852I wish I had a girlfriend that I could milk like a cow and use said milk for cookingimagine making a clam chowder with titty milk
>>578225768"a bit tight"https://static1.e621.net/data/e2/96/e29676b35ea418143a2b3cdf5a1a201c.png
dr pingas got into fortnite before any tonysoft characters did
Reminder that tomorrow is bunny day.
just realized I don't have to be miffed at the guy who posts about how real gay men don't want to fuck ralsei because I'm nonbinary
>>578226274*hugs*i'll make something later, thank you
>>578226471breast milk is too sweet for that. you'll have to make ice cream or something
>>578226534Toby will put in a player soul skin and only that
>>578226509Ralsei being an oblivious anal queen is so hotcasually shoving 2 liters up there... oughh...
>>578226201that's great man
>>578226549kris…
>>578226549Kris?
>>578225612I'm a mab but I'd take that pill too if it enlarged my dong. Seriously, having a small penis and height makes me sympathize with the non-endowed. Pretty sure there are trans guys out there who height mog and clit/dickmog me.said Charles from Undertale
>>578225938what are we reading, ladies?
>>578226709i like small penises
>>578226749120 days of sodom
>>578226709Post your micro penis and also dress up like Noelle.
>>578226749Blood Meridian performatively.
>>578210017I should hace posted this earlier but I forgot
>>578226549that "guy" is a pooner who thinks he/him makes her a gay man
>>578226535holy shit this is good
>>5782266592 liters? ough
Okay but the worst way Deltarune could end is Kruiselle. That would be the ultimate cop out
>>578225003Well do you wish you had one?
>>578225612oh god, i know i sure would. futa on male and futa on female porn used to be the majority of what i masturbated to. i basically stopped when it truly sunk in that it would never be possible for me (+ people were calling it phobic or something) and now just look at pegging for the most part. but the other day i saw a sexy pregnant anime girl and got truly depressed that i myself would never be able to impregnate her so i guess the penis envy remains, only buried
Aqua Knife is actually bugged to be a full party crit damage buff lol
>>578226842Have*
>>578226905I saw a Tenna bunny post today too.
Even if Rudy Knight is wrong, SOMETHING is up with him. Why separate himself and Carol in regards to her supporting Asgore's obsession, THEN go on to say "If you won't support him, WE will!". What the fuck is with him?
>>578226950not in reality but i hope vr reaches a point one day where i can simulate one. actual dicks look gross and weird to me and i know men have to deal with refractory rates and such besides
>>578226992fuuuuuuuck fave bless the japanese
>>578226841they didn't say gentlemen
>>578226953and i wish i could get knocked up by a femboy despite being a guywe always want what we can't have
ralsei sexoooo plap plap plap plap plap eough ough spurts my gort
>>578226938The worst way Deltarune could end is with Noelle alive
>>578227037no shut uuuuppp!!! he isn't quirky enough to be relevant!!!!! he's going to die offscreen!!
>>578226954It should stay unfixed, would make it better
>>578226954we're only hearing about this now because only five people have ever used the AquaKnife
>>578227170i can't wait for noelle haters to sit through 2-3 noelle chapters in a row
>>578226938You are wrong, but I respect you worthless opinion.
>>578227247I love Noelle but I kinda want her to suffer a lot.
>>578227037>Why separate himself and Carol in regards to her supporting Asgore's obsessionHe doesn't separate himself from Carol at all? He's teasing Toriel for refusing to say his wife's name because she hates her.
>>578227247True.
>>578227037I am convinced that Carol, Rudy and Dess are all the Roaring Knight. Kinda like how in Xenoblade we find out that the Mechanical Faces are both Human controlled and mass produced
>>578225905Fertilize>>578225924Plant>>578225930Cut
>>578226549enlightened and freed anon i kneel to you. i still get mad at foid posts despite being theyfab. one day
>>578227305loving a character while wanting them to suffer is so normal. suffering is fun to see
>>578227305Interesting. I love Kris but I want them to suffer a lot.
>>578227296This is Kriselle not kruiselle
>>578226842rambtenna secks wonderful thanks for posting anon
>>578227464I don't want Kris to suffer because Kris is already kind of suffering all the time anyways so I have no need to want that.
"i have theory fatigue," said fave
>>578227247I can't wait for Toby to divorce his wife for a Noelle cosplayer
>>578227476>poly shipBig yikes. Sorry, I'm blind.
>>578227037I don't think there's anything crazy going on. Toriel is trying to imply supporting asgore is just a carol thing, opening rudy up to be on her side and he's shutting her down and saying he's on his wife (and by extension asgore)'s side
>>578227239I've picked the CunnyKnife but even then there is no reason to attack in this chapter
I hate all the fun gang and eagerly anticipate their imminent rape at the paws of FRIEND
deltarune but every song is played in C major
Dr. Gaster is helping me find my vessel.
>>578227443And yet when i post about homeless fave the world calls me a freak
C mayor
I don't want to eat my brussels sprouts
>>578227789Brussel sprouts are really tasty though.
boiling eggs in fave's piss and filling my house with their scent
>>578227842downvote
>>578227037"One more word and you're soaked, Mr Holiday"Stealing this for my fanfic
>>578227830nuh-uh they taste like poopy doodoo
>>578227789ITS GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>578227324>>578227645I suppose it could be Rudy just teasing Toriel for not saying Carol's name, I'll concede that. But that's strange right?Asgore and Carol working together tells us that she's just as obsessed with trying to find Dess as Asgore is with getting his familt back to 'normal'. And Rudy just, silently supports this. There's something more there, I cannot let that go
>>578227895Just steam them for like 5 minutes and then coat them in oil and spices and then roast them at like 450f until they get dark brown and crispy.
>>578227842upvote
>>578227895Kris, we have talked about this...
Carol is goin to vague post next chapter and Rudy is going to have to explain everything before he diesIt’s because Carol and Rudy are opposite Asgore and Toriel or something
post:1) Favorite Deltarune Chapter 2) Favorite RPG from before the 7th console gen
>>578227842virgin fave eggs
>>578227917AND SHE TIED ME TO THE WALL AND STUCK A FUNNEL IN MY MOUTH AND FED ME NOTHING BUT SAUERKRAUT UNTIL I WAS 26 AND A HALF YEARS OLD
>>578227789you don't have toI made them "the right way" and I still don't like theminferior vegetable
>>578227924Why would it be strange for Rudy to support his wife and his best friend trying to find his missing daughter?
Eat your greens
I think non binaries are unironically the superior gender. It's just, I dunno. Clean. Sophisticated but also genuine. It bares the sins of neither. It's like washing away the original sin from your being
Inferior vegetable- Ralsei insulting wheelchairbound Flowery
>>578228140>InferiorI could eat a half pound of steamed Brussel sprouts right now, genuinely the best leafy green next to spinach
>>578227037Why does Toriel have beef with Carol?
>>578223632thanks ??!!>>578223737hmm ok ill be more safe next time sorry <: )
>>578228284Never invited to the threesomes
>>578228279I think the only reason cabbage is better than brussel sprouts is because they basically taste the same but cabbage is like 10x cheaper.
>>578227924>And Rudy just, silently supports thisThat's the point. Rudy knows the plan, but someone has to be the parent for Noelle while Carol juggles running a town and researching dark fountains.Toriel is undermining this and diminishing what Carol is doing, and that gets on Rudy's nerves. She's basically saying "wish our spouses weren't so nuts, right? We're not a part of that!"
>>578228284We don't know yet
>>578228392my cabbages
>>578228240only people who are nonbinary think that they'd be better if they were non-binary. Anon.
>>578228240>It's just, I dunno. Clean.>It's like washing away the original sin from your beingHow does this factor into Gaster's bath theory?
>>578227924Rudy knows they're doing stuff to reopen that can of worms of an investigation, that doesn't mean he knows details. Here it looks like he's being kinda passive-aggressive towards Toriel because he's on Asgore's side of the whole situation, and likely finds her treatment of him not cool.
>>578228240I like being a demonic and evil moidjust a few more years until I attain princehood and my horns grow in
>>578228284carol might be indulging the schizophrenia that caused him to neglect his and toriel's children. even if she isn't it's weird to know your bum ex-husband is now the live in slave of an (ex?) family friend
>>578228279Fave misses Popeye…Fave wonders about how Popeye is weirdly well known despite not having ANYTHING in like, 20-30 years. Somehow this goofy sailor who’s gimmick is eating spinach has persisted in the zeitgeist and is loved by everyone.
>>578228183Because they have some knowledge of dark fountains. Asgore and Carol knows about the bunker, and Carol is in some way working with Kris. Does that mean that Rudy also knows about all of this? If he doesn't, why isn't he more concerned about these weird behind-the-scenes meetings that his wife isn't telling him? Why would Asgore not tell him about Dark Fountains? And if he did know about them, why doesn't he tell other people as well?
>>578228240all nonbinaries are just spicy males (amabs) or females (afabs). men tend to become nb when they don't wanna troon but need to escape accountability and women started going nb to feel special
guys that isn't even the most compelling "Rudy knows something" dialogueseriously there's no chance he isn't at least aware of something strange after this
>>578228590Other fave thinks the old shorts still hold up magnificently and rewatches the Sinbad one every once in a while. That's how he's remained so immortal besides just being a very fun, charismatic character in general.
Too many people don't realize that Deltarune is critiquing freedom. In the Weird Route, Noelle is framed as dissociative and deranged for exhibiting self awareness.The whole point is she's supposed to accept her place as an NPC and not think about how everything's a video game. Meta awareness in the Deltarune universe is painted as a mental illness the characters have to work through. Kris literally had to go to therapy for it and then "forget" that they ever had to go to therapy. Noelle being aware that she's an NPC and trying to break free is bad, she's supposed to just remain ignorant and be happy. YMMV on whether that's a good message but you're deluding yourself if you think the game is saying the opposite.
>>578228051chapter 4mario and luigi superstar saga
>>578228469Uhm... does it work like that?Sometimes I just feel like I'm not like other men because I'm weird and I feel kinda some guilt over man-related awful behavior
six feet seven the tung tung man
>Deltarune doesn’t have a character that powers up after eating a specific foodGame sucks.
>>578228284my crack theory is that they were all really good college friends and their relationships with each other were really fucking messy and complicated and no one is really happy with the final result. I for one know in my heart for a fact that Toriel fucked every one of them and just so happened to land on Asgore to make an actual family with, but thats just my heart. It doesnt have powers yet
>>578226953As a professional shotacon I cant imagine being so weak you let social pressure kill your joy
>>578228774There's still 2 chapters left in the game bro don't jump to conclusions just yet.
>>578228284Carol enables Asgore's crazy shit and Toriel dislikes her for that while pitying Asgore. That's the point of the conversation in that screenshot. Rudy manages to be affable about it so Toriel doesn't hate him as much, but she's still pissed at him enough to splash him with juice and notably she left prayer candles for Asgore but not him even though he's fucking dying. The incident left things very strained between them all.
>>578228813I know you added "specific" after remembering Orange
>>578228284Toriel doesn't grieve like other people do. She gets pissed and leaves when Asgore gets hung up on Asriel/Chara's deaths and does the same for Dess. She probably sees Carol and Rudy as enabling/causing Asgore's neglect, when UT shows he'd do it anyway with or without friend's support. >>578228703I like to think he means kris here. Little krismas joke for the weird route
>>578228240this sounds somewhat "egglike" but i'm going to ignore it for the sake of indulging in a fantasy where anyone who isn't non binary likes or approves of non binary people
>>578228909Actually, does she only eat eggs?
>>578228774This would be a valid thought if gerson didn't exist, who is very well intentionally written as the embodiment of freedom and what the heroes should be striving for
>>578228774Our culture is so hyper obsessed with freedom and enemies attempting to oppress you at every corner, a message calling against a twisted version of freedom would be very bold. I'd clap if true.
haha its ok catty its ok catty
>>578228927>She gets pissed and leaves when Asgore gets hung up on Asriel/Chara's deathsdidn't she get pissed and leave because he was killing children
>>578226938What would be the point of foreshadowing throuples if it doesnt happen?
flower.
>>578228590When I was a kid reading the original 1930’s popeye comics I liked the sea hag and felt a certain way towards her which I now realize was a crush. She’s so pretty in the og stripsoghhhhhhhguguhghghggughghghhg
>>578228892People want Weird Route to be this really complicated examination of personal agency and not have it be another evil route because that's boring. But I'm afraid Deltarune is pulling an Umineko here where the "good route" is about buying into the magic and playing pretend with the characters while the "bad route" is about being self aware and trying to break apart the whole system.
>>578228854i was a teenager gimme a break
>>578228774whoever created deltarune punishes characters who seek freedom because they're meant to follow their script(s), that's how i see it
>>578229023no she got pissed because his plan would take too long. She tells asgore to his face he could have taken one soul and gone past the barrier to get the rest. Asriel says both ideas were stupid
Toriel as the queen of the underground was in the unique position to stop Asgore and she is maybe 55% as bad as him for leaving instead of pushing back harder
the aquafaves
>>578229086>But I'm afraid Deltarune is pulling an UminekoKEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK umifag just shoot yourself. i mean it, stop trying to analyze media you dumb faggot
>>578227694Fave gets nightmares after looking at the wikipedia page image for the Elephant Man and Blackface
>>578229073This is a new one.
>>578228797Yeah, it works like that. If you feel like the label doesn't really apply to you, you don't have to stick to it. And neither does it mean you're forced to wear another label either. You can keep the parts you like, Even the pronouns, if you still like those, and toss out the rest. There's no guide for this really. Its just something you have to think about.
>>578228642>Carol is in some way working with Kris.We don't know that>And if he did know about them, why doesn't he tell other people as well?Because everyone thinks the dark world shit Asgore talks about is schizo and none of them seem to know how to open dark fountains themselves
did you guys see the skinny catti meltdown
>>578229002Gerson is NOT the embodiment of freedom. His major work is an adaptation of the prophecy. The point of his character isn't about freedom but about reinterpreting the prison you find yourself in.
>>578229295no but it sounds justified
>>578228279How do you cook brussel sprouts
>>578229295was it as bad as when the one artist drew a steven universe character skinny
>>578229369I already told you bitch.
>>578229206I knew what I liked from an early age
>>578229309>Gerson is NOT the embodiment of freedomh...huh? his entire character is about reading between the lines and not blindly following the prophecythe first thing you see him do is smash the panels, he even outright tells Kris that they don't have to blindly march forwardWhat a crazy take, just because he wrote an adaption
>>578228813>doesn't realize that's why you had to pick the vessel's favorite food
>>578229295>did you hear about the crying babies?
I want to hold her hand :(
>>578229396>>578229295The steven universe shit was internet chaos for like a week. the skinny catti thing was just because the artist was an amateur, they drew her fat before and they drew her fat after. It just started a little art trend and was ultimately positive
>>578228993No, Green makes candy too
>>578229309>character that outright reject the shadow crystals and denied his fate like the other schizoid bosses>not the embodiment of freedom
>>578229309don't speak on gerson ever again
oh im sperming
>>578229234Is it that modular? Truth be told I struggle to conceptualize non binary because lack of any references, but, the whole point is that they are none?
>>578229309>Gerson is NOT the embodiment of freedom.https://hushbugger.github.io/deltarune/text/?chap=4#en:4:obj_hammer_of_justice_enemy_slash_Step_0_gml_320_0
>>578228703Rudy knows something. Im pretty sure Rudy being about to die is why fountains have shown up again. Nothing else has changed about the town that would explain why now after several years its happening again
Toby wearing the things he loves on his sleeve is great because it shows how everything is made up from other things, but it’s also abysmal dogshit because now every time Deltarune theories are talked about it’s “Deltarune is LITERALLY this game down to the EXACT detail.” Deltarune can’t ever stand and be looked at on its own, it’s always “WHAT GAME DID TOBY COMPLETELY COPY” despite nothing fucking matching up completely because that’s not how it works.
>>578229309and he never wrote the ending for his adaptation. He wants Susie to write it
>>578229594The shadow crystals don't make you schizo and they really are just thingys you find randomly. Spamton wasn't meant to have a shadow crystal, it was lodged in the NEO body because the body itself was Mettaton's lost dream.
>>578229735>Rudy being about to die is why fountains have shown up againI also think thisI think it's probably Carol's plan ultimately, however it all shakes out
shitfarting with the pooa great style
Will the last 30 minutes of Deltarune be better than the last 30 minutes of Earthbound?
>>578229309You people can't make fun of twitterfag theories when you're typing shit like this man
>>578229295Can you post skinny catti
>>578229850Flowery is so good to his king...
>>578229431Gerson kinda makes the story lamerHis message is so unidimensionally great and positive and JRPG pilled just make your own fate bro!!! I don't know in retrospect he's so much less interesting than the rest of the narrative the game presents?
>>578229834No
so cute
I want to bother, pester, and annoy battat!!!!!!!
FOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIIIIIGHT *throws my lunch tray at you*
>>578229975*dodges**rapes you quickly*
>>578229923jrpg is when optimism
>>578229694we know, bratty
>>578229834Yes, easilyNow, better than chapter 7 of Mother 3? That's the real question
>>578229735>Dark fountains can only be created if someone is dying nearbyThat’s kinda fucked up
>>578230000Quads of Rape
>>578229491
aaahhhhh!!! AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! *cums* *cums* *cums*
>>578230035Yeah when I think of JRPGs I think of beating up God/Fate with the power of friendship
>>578229975Oh god I read this as foid fight for a solid three seconds, my brain is rapidly deteriorating
>>578229708>>578229708Ok we need to define freedom here. Gerson's freedom is the freedom to interpret the events of the prophecy as he wants. He still has to follow the rules of the prophecy but he can go "inbetween" the lines to imbue them with his own meaning. That is the freedom that Gerson has.
>>578230108>someone is springtrap'd in the locked classroomkino
>>578230045PENIS?
>>578229695It's not strict in the slightest. The idea is that you do not fit cleanly into a binary. NBs are often trans, but often not. You can identify with 1 gender, 2 genders, something inbetween, or even nothing at all. It's both an exploration of gender identity or a complete rejection of it, and whatever makes more sense to your experience is usually the right answer.
>>578230161getting real boss baby vibes from these themes about fate and humanity
>>578230092Did you mean 8Or did you mean to type 7 but you just posted 8It's tough competition for Deltarune either way
>>578229923awful, awful take
I don't think Chapter 7 will take up the majority of the game like some people are saying but I do think it'll be significantly longer than any of the other chapters.
FOID FIGHT *throws foid at you*
susie isn't a real hero.>* You... must be really special, Kris.>* There's a reason why you're the hero.
>>578230092It really is fucking insane how much Toby has used Mother 3 for DeltaruneLike sure UT had some quirky Earthbound influences but even shit like the fountains are ripped from 3
>>578230441i am tired of theories or speculations on who the heroes actually are. we know who the heroes are, the heroes are susie kris and ralsei
>>578230436I read it correctly this time, my brain is rapidly healing
>>578229002>>578229004Feels like the game is going for something like "It's good to find freedom through the support within your own community and seek self actualization in a world that seems bleak. But clawing for freedom at all cost no matter who gets hurt is more destructive and harmful than good"
just when she started to get close to kris and noelle, both of them decided to…well, you know
>>578229945I want to pick him up
>>578230441why do people try so hard to shove the mantle holder into everything nowlike as soon as Friend got deconfirmed as a big important figure into a mindless pack of hunters, everyone just flocked to the mantle holder for retarded asspull theories
I don’t get people’s obsession with Eram. Anything that tries to seriously involve the character turns into a papyrus knight thing to me.
Personally I don't actually care what Toby Fox thinks I should and shouldn't doHe can make his case but I'll always know my own life and environs better than him
>>578230441Deltarune would be the first game where a nonbinary characters assigned at birth gender would be a weapon to manipulate the game with
>>578229923It's not a message for you, it's for Susie because the final tragedy involves her. It's less "I'm mister optimism here is my generic message" its "kid you better get into the idea of changing your fate because here it is"Gerson had an hour to become the vision of a prophecy changing titan to a child and he succeeded because that's how you view him, too.
>>578230312I just don't want Deltarune's message to be a boring simple story about believing in yourself to change fate.
>>578230528jump to another dimension? yeah...
Current ranking, favorite to least favorite:>4, 5, 2, 3, 1What I predict my final raking will be once the game is finished:>7, 4, 5, 6, 2, 3, 1
>>578230587john mantle has to be important bdcause I want him to be
I fucking hope chapter 7 is the longest without even counting the weird route, especially if 6 is short
>>578230456Deltarune's use of hometown as a hub is very reminiscent of stuff Itoi described about early concepts for Mother 3, which eventually ended up being realized as Animal Crossing
>>578230723It never promised to be anything more than that, just that it would be that and also an engaging story
>>578230587>>578230616People have intense theory brainrot and think everything can be explained by pinning it on vague, nothingburger characters instead of accepting not everything is foreshadowed like some fucking FNAF storyHappened with Mike, happened with FRIEND, and now it happened with ERAM
>>578230723It doesn't have to have a message at all
>>578230209>He still has to follow the rules of the prophecyHe doesn't. He disregards the prophecy saying he should give the axe to the heroes (and this isn't unused, it appears in the background in the 3rd Sanctuary.) He also disregards the rules of battles, dodging even when he shouldn't and parrying magic attacks, and the rules of battles are part and parcel to the rules of the prophecy.
>>578230441Sorry man, /utg/ is a "femkris" safe zone. You better leave.
>>578230108>the Roaring needs multiple people to die or be dying to happen
>>578230723that doesn't have to be boring or simple
>>578230209>>578230846nta but you have to admit Gerson is actually kinda broken
>>578230616It's had about as much significance in the story so far as Papyrus too.
what if aqua was the size of a flea
>>578230258Interesting. I will keep this in mind.
>>578230963If I was the size of a flea I'd climb between Toriel's toes haha
>>578230616What do you envision for ERAM's future, then?They're on the Gaster level of talking to us directly through online posts (they're speaking in those ARG responses and you know it), but unlike Gaster they've actually talked to an in-game character (calling Kris fucked up and evil)
>>578210017one of these friends is not like the others
Thinking about how deltarune is going to be one of the last works before everything is predominantly AI generated/assisted.Gonna be a cold winter for art in the 2030s I think.
eram gotta be the most retarded fanon name conceived
>>578231093That wasn't the fucking question
>>578231093That wasn't the question. Mike force this guy to be 5'09" forever
>>578230943I mean it does to me. I cannot believe Toby woke up from his mythical fever dream to say "Yippe! I just have to make this awesome story that was already told a million times!"
>>578231117I envision absolutely nothing about Eram’s future. I fought them and they went away and I went “oh okay cool” and have not given a shit about them since. I expect them to never show up again.
Susie is the dragon. Does this mean she is fated to fight Kris and die? You know how it goes: Kris is the blue knight in shining armor who kills the dragon and saves the girl.
>>578231250>>578231250>>578231250SCAIRY
>>578231154Go on pussy lips. Say "Shadow Mantle Holder" for us. We all want to hear you say it.
>>578230951>gerson can instaspare>flowery can instaspare>ralsei can probably too
>>578231117>They're on the Gaster level of talking to us directly through online posts (they're speaking in those ARG responses and you know iteverything you just typed is pure headcanon brainrot and you're pretending it is canon
>>578231180So what>>578231209Thanks for making me taller
>>578227239By the time you acquire the knife you can only really use it on Flowery (who the party won't attack) and random lesser enemies you may have already backtracked past. This could very well be intentional behavior if the next few chapters are more combat focused
>>578230587>like as soon as Friend got deconfirmed as a big important figure into a mindless pack of huntersIt confirmed that FRIENDs are a pack of hunters OWNED BY A SPECIFIC PERSON and you don't understand why people immediately drew a connection to the character we see using mobs of FRIENDs as an attack?
>>578228797>>578229234oh my godddbeing a man doesn't mean you have to do fucking anything it just means you're a mannot doing "man things" doesn't change that and it doesn't make you some secret third thing
>>578230951There's another Old Man ACT where he throws his cane onto the battle board and completely fucks up the enemy's attack which is just a big fuck you to how battles are supposed to work
>>578231224I'm sorry but hopeful stories about creation, being empathetic to objects/concepts, and carrying on even after breaking are far more worthy of spinning into new interpretations than something like "freedom isn't good actually" just for the sake of novelty. That's bordering on government propaganda, lmao.
>>578230963That would be cute! I want a flea-sized Aqua...
>>578230571i want to see him cuddled
>>578231563Being a Man means you have to present and perform a certain way that could still be identifiably male and for a lot of people they'd rather not. You don't see it as presentation and performance because it comes naturally to you, but it doesnt to others.
>>578231874>Being a Man means you have to present and perform a certain wayno it doesn't
>>578228240>Sophisticated but also genuine. It bares the sins of neither. It's like washing away the original sin from your beingstop thinking about gender like that. nobody loves enforcing gender roles like transgender people do and it drives me insane. you shouldn't let a fake concept like gender have power over you. theres no original gender sin whatever that means. live your life
>>578232404You're talking in a dead thread trying to force someone whos curious about their gender expression to not be
>>578232682fr though you can just wear a skirt or whatever as a man it doesn't matterpeople will look at you funny but they'll do that no matter what your pronouns are
>>578241069mein brot... a miracle...
Question, why do the mods on /v/ have such a tryhard hate boner for anything remotely Deltarune related? There's about 16 Grand Theft Auto threads and 10 pornbait threads up at a time or threads that talk about personal life shit with nothing to do with video games. Yet when we want to talk about potential theories that came to light with the patches or the fifth chapter it just immediately gets shut down despite the fact that it's a fucking video game. I genuinely have nothing but contempt for them. /v/ is actually unusable. Every once in a blue moon there will be a good thread but other than that it's like they're trying to keep some kind of status quo
