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Squid Chicken Edition
>Previous
>>578206126

>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/

>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/

>MAJOR NEWS
Aug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHo
Aug 12 Battle for the Gateway Planet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTltwbS4KY
Aug 14 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrOOHtrJJBo
Aug 18 Heart of the Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7LcerKPa4M
Aug 20 Super Earth Escapes: The Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghsnyLr731c

>LATEST PATCHES
Previous patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_Version
Aug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012
Aug 17 1.007.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134145952
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favorite armor combinations?
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i hate swedes
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>>578260045
if I could get my hands on the pristine version of this... but sweden
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>spectate random while dead
>6 pyro nades
>tightly packed crowds of enemies chasing him
>tell him to use his nades
>he stands still and tries to throw a fucking OPS
>dies immediately
lvl 142 somehow. he was also dopy and dying constantly while fighting over nothing and would sit in front of the terminal for minutes while i wait for him to do anything while clearing the surroundings. i died once and it was when he and some other guy that left ran out the reinforcements. random experiences are consistently weird but holy fuck some people are baaaad bad
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cultists soon. Sooner than you think.
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I'd love to see a DS1 style pulse rifle as a primary for this game. Especially with the original alt fire where you'd crouched and do a 360 sweep above your head, it might actually have a niche for when you're getting swarmed.
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Cultists
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>>578260907
the ds1 pulse rifle would fit right in with hd2 as yet another terrible collab weapon. God that thing was fucking ass.
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>>578260907
I'd hope the armor passive makes you resistant to plasma damage so you can fire Epoch missiles at your feet. Plasma Cutter and Repeater for the loadout, Ripper for support.
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>>578261093
>Flame Crusher
>It starts swinging
>Cant tell if fire makes them panic or if its swinging because its stuck on a bush
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Imagine of they got so spooked about the Cultist outcry that they immediately ported all the Cultists in a suprise event on Calypso
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>>578261080
Unfortunately plasma isn't a special ammo type, it is just ballistic on impact and explosive AoE. And we all know that the game engine would explode if they tried to add a new damage type.
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>SEAF can't open buddy doors with you
:(
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>>578261616
SEAF can't enter vehicles with you either
Halo had this in 2001
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>>578261990
Halo ce also had multi faction battles :^(
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>>578261990
ive said this since SEAF came out
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Gamescom announcements in 4 days. John Helldiver executes a cultist live on stage
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I don’t understand how do these hopesissies keep begging for even more rapes…
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>>578262145
I'd rather see him execute ironsights tbqhwyf
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>>578261616
I just imagine they don’t have clearance to open such doors
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>>578262145
One last hour of belief. My hope is but a glimmer in the dark but it is enough.
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I think I've been trolled
it was all AMRs
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>>578260667
>lvl 142
Anyone below lvl 200 is a retard. Hell even then it's a gamble if they're below lvl 250.
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>>578263856
A single AMR is worth 100 SC in the right person’s hands.
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>>578263870
That's an exaggeration. The grind from 150 to 200 is insane.
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>>578264017
You say that now, but I've already made above lvl 200 players in the lobby my cutoff point as a session I choose to join on the map. Anyone playing this game for long enough is already above that level and anyone else is either a tourist, hasn't been playing the game enough, or an idiot of some kind.
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>>578263870
My 500+ hours has only netted me level 160.
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>>578264395
>>578263870
Oh and I run with my buddies who are like level 90, 60, and 100 something. We clear any mission. Levels is pretty meaningless.
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Yo nigga is ts game still fire?
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>>578263870
eh, we constantly have sub 200s in /hdg/ lobbies and they do fine
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>>578264703
It still is, my melanin-enriched friend.
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>>578259842
What happened to platinum Robutt anyways?
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On ebay people are selling farm lobby invites lmao
Who falls for that
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>>578264703
its still barely playable early access tier, yea
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>>578264867
why are you white
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>>578264872
Those with izzat to protect.
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2/4 now, join
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2/4!!
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Is SC acquirement bugged? fucking incompetent pricks I swear to god
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>>578265731
>horse lobby
I shan’t join
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>>578265731
3/4
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3/4!!!
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>>578265731
full
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any slutdivers?
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FULL!!!

Good thing I get to post my generic anime waifu every time (^_^)/
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>>578266220
We are all at work rn you unemployed chud
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>>578266334
ah, Can I atleast make an appointment?
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What's the point of shitty meme armor with a gorillion boring passives. Ive got my cadian armor and I'm never taking it off.
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>>578260907
>>578261075
The spinning variant of the pulse rifle definitely would be a good pick even if its normal function is rather boring. It's immense potential for friendly fire tickles the Swede's sensibilities. The plasma cutter would be the other lock-in.
>pulse rifle primary, ballistic / plasma light pen with large projectile / multiple projectiles
>plasma cutter secondary, short range plasma that deals extra damage to anything marked as a limb or other attachment, which will apply to the transferred damage to Main
Now the question of support weapon could be Line cutter, Force gun or Contact beam. Or maybe two of them and no grenade slot item because there isn't such a thing in DS.
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>hear "we got your back" from seaf behind me
>explode to a grenade 2 seconds later
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>>578262145
>gamescom announcement
>"more zombies!"
>"but now with mid armor!"
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>>578266892
its just a family freindly way of saying GOT YOUR ASS
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>bastion's hmg auto "aims" to nearby rocks
>auto "aims" to crusher torsos literally preventing you from shooting it's head
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>>578267731
This shit is seriously exhausting. It's not just the Bastion, it's any emplacement or vehicle. So fucking corny of these devs to do. Makes it nearly impossible to shoot their heads off
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HMG is kinda dogshit, innit
what are you going to do with two boxes of 100 heavy pen rounds and run out in 2 minutes
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>>578266892
You'd think with how highly SEAF hold Helldivers they would've coded some friendly fire prevention. Like they'd never ever fire or throw grenades if you're in the area, but they'd still totally risk it if other SEAF or civilians were the only ones at risk.
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>>578267882
That's a lot of dead crushers if you can aim it
But the gun is constantly fighting you so that's easier said than done. You also need either recoil or ergo armor for it. It's also just not very good because the heavy stagger just makes it even harder to aim at most enemies that it can stagger; looking at you Heavy Devs. The stagger can literally make them cover most of their body with the shield
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>>578266632
no, just join lobbies until you encounter one of us

>>578267731
>>578267807
It is not auto-aiming - it just shows you where your bullet will land from the barrell’s perspective. It is literally not possible for the bullet to reach crusher’s head if bastion and crusher are on the same level and really close.
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>>578268126
>no, just join lobbies until you encounter one of us
Fuck the nametranny list, list of "qualified" "medical" "professionals" when??
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>>578267882
It feels best with recoil armour, going prone and low RPM, or with the new armour, crutch pack and max RPM.
I mostly like it as a backpackless weapon that can deal with everything relativly well.
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best emergency bullet hose primary?
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>>578268713
Knight. Gallant if you're a poorfag
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>>578268713
knight duh
gallant if you're an aimlet
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>>578266892
seaf should have better fire discipline than sentries
even guard dogs are slightly more hesitant to shoot through you to kill an enemy
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>>578266892
>every retard yelling about how great seafies are
>when they're just walking sentries that happily teamkill you for le heckin funny sweden moments
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>>578268713
S&P, no aiming needed.
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>some armor passives give a single effect and it's a resistance to a damage type only dealt by the players
>some armor passives completely change how you play or give you 3 different resistances
>some boosters shave off 20 seconds off the mission timer (spent at evac)
>some boosters make dying completely inconsequential
Both of these systems are so awfully balanced it's crazy nothing has been said or done about them yet
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>>578268391
There’s only like 2 guys who unironically play medic and one oldfag that uses the stimgun for fun, the list would be hella short
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>>578266892
>>578267321
FREEMAN! YOUR. ASS. IS. MINE!
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>>578269316
as long as the 4 main meta boosters remain untouched nobody cares about meme boosters being absolute dogshit
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>>578269316
Damage resistance against "friendlies" is generally a really strong effect in PVE games with friendly fire.
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isn't rirga bay cut off anyway? how are we using it to invade the void at this point?
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>>578269316
>nothing has been said
a lot has been. They are seemingly unsatisfied with some old systems such as ship upgrades, so maybe in another 3 years they'll rebalance boosters. Passives are hard because some of them are paid and they don't want to change paid products like that.
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>>578269337
I have never seen any medics apart from that one guy who can't hit his shots and talks like a retard.
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4 hours until people stop wasting their time and we can get back to the actual MO
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>>578268713
Pummeler, Lib Concussive, etc
stunned or staggered enemies can't hurt you and it's easier to achieve than killing them in panic situations
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>>578268713
Libcarb
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>>578269337
>one oldfag that uses the stimgun for fun
How's that fun?
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what is causing the clusters of lightning I see randomly killing people on the void planet
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>>578269867
Its a power statement that he doesn’t need a secondary weapon to be good at the game as the stimgun can’t kill anything.
Ultimatum, pissle and Bolt pistol crutchers wouldn’t understand.
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killing enemies is a crutch
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This phase of the MO is taking way too long. Arrowhead are far too unambitious, it's the same shit every MO.
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using stratagems is a crutch.
if you use a single one on D10 you didn’t beat the game.
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Moving your character is a crutch
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having hands is a crutch
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>>578270258
being born is a crutch
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Being a sperm is a crutch
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being happy with the gender assigned at your birth is a crutch
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>Heavy Ogygenator armor is just worse than default armor.
What did they mean by this?
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>>578270004
exostorm
they work like meteor showers and the other things on volcano planets
their aoe is displayed on the ground like 5 seconds before impact
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I just watch the world around me to see the Seaffies and avoid their line of fire. It's amazing. I only die to friendly fire when it is already a furball.
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>>578270589
You use it because it looks cooler than default, I kinda like it on bots and any bricks missions.
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>>578270731
I almost never die to SEAF but my newbie friends do all the time because they're not used to crossfire yet. Still it's problematic when they choose to fire at the direction of the objective and continue doing so if you ask them to follow you out.
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I just gave up and go prone when there's significant SEAF presence with the need to hold position, at least that way even SEAF nades have a hard time killing me
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MG SEAFies are like sentries.
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Where is my goddamn Shredder missile.
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>>578264867
Because, much like Black Magik in Marvel Tokon, Robutt having black skin is catnip for white guys.
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>>578271465
>just shoot the sentries in the tutorial
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>>578270589
You can slide further perhaps? It would be nicer if it had an extra related to exos, I expected the warbond armor sets to have a faster enter and exit animation when they revealed it.
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>>578271465
>behind of them
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>>578269492
>and they don't want to change paid products like that
They've nerfed paid warbond things multiple times.
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>>578270731
There’s literally a video itt of a guy shooting someone only for a SEAFoid to walk up behind him and fucking magdump.
If i see a SEAFgroid within 5m of me i’m blowing his head off before he does that to me
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>>578272660
Around SEAF, better leave.
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>>578265731
GGs
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>>578265731
ggs
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>>578265731
ggz frens, no seaf left standing
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>>578273336
coal
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>>578269678
Bet these planets getting added to the void will raise Seasse's resistance somehow
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>>578271465
Don't exist near them
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>>578273336
block of coal
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>>578269316
a lot of booster should be reworked as ship upgrades and armor passives should be completely reworked as well armor passives shouldn't be tide to armors at all they should be reworked as boosters
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>>578273674
>"Nooo you just have skill issue the Crusher is slow and doesn't have range"
>wiki states the Crusher has a lunge attack
>webm clearly shows a lunge attack
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>AH says this is a horror campaign
>Look inside
>2 enemies (one of em a new bullet sponge)
>Recycled biomes
>4 unwinnable squid attacks
>Doomed Seasse liberation
>Dead space dispatch text adventure
Oh the horror
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Pants status?
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>>578274915
clean
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>>578264867
I only like protogens and expies.
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>>578274915
Full of supplies
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>>578270080
you dont like the same shit scripted to fail and dragged out over 5 days just like the last event?
you are just a hater. nothing would please you.
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>>578275195
>protogens
cringe underage b&
>expies
holy based
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Fellas

Is using crutch pack for torcher and stalwart considered haram?
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https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/7974
YEAAH BABY THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
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>>578261075
it was ass because we were fighting animated dead biomass not living bugs and robits
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>>578275460
>stalwart
You are already starting with a crutch of course it is haram
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>>578268713
Lib Carbine aka Smallwart.

Accurate, high ROF and has the fastest reload time of AR. It's the second best AR right after Coyote desu
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>>578275460
The only kosher support to be used with crutch pack is Epoch, MMG and HMG
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>>578275697
>>578275832
What about meltagun
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>>578275946
Meltagun is a meme, use whatever because you will be hard carried by teammates anyway
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>>578275484
uhh but I thought the cool concept wouldn't work in 3D??? that the current shitbox mechs were good enough???
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>>578275460
just bring whatever, who the fuck cares about what you use

as long as you have fun and its not anti personnel mines and shit who the fuck cares
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This is a public service announcement
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/15298
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>>578275946
>>578275832
>>578275460
no one gives a shit as long as you aren't a faggot about it and/or using it to solofag
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>>578275484
>>578276464
give the game to modders they make better changes
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meltagun powercreeps the breaching hammer
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There should be mods to turn terminids into normal animals
Let me shoot cows
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>>578274915
Shidded and pissed
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>>578276363
I mean they kinda don’t, the legs look way out of proportion with the rest of the hull.
Otherwise good mod, just werks been using it for a while
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D10 Democracy decides
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>>578276640
*sniff* its true...
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>>578276932
2/4 Get in here
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>>578273674
Death in this game is only funny when it happens to other people or in webms.
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>>578276932
We fvll
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Can you guys stop bringing ABRLs to lobbies please?
I know the “/hdg/‘s finest” are supposed to be above average retard pubbie but some of the deaths you are causing are literally sub-lvl50 funny reddit clip shit
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>>578278126
the uptick in retards bringing the abrl because of crusher hysteria is through the roof
and it really underlines the fact that despite everything most /hdg/s are barely above pubs
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>seaf stims can't penetrate the shield bubble
>the medic will stand there, trying to stim you every second and speaking her voicelines every single time
fuck off seafniggers I'm bringing the scout handshake just for you
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>colonies added narrow streets and buildings to spice the gameplay up from thr launch biomes
>mega cities added narrower streets, tall buildings limiting your super destroyer and eagle stratagems, civilians and seaf
>hive world gave us a bullet sponge boss making the open world dangerous and caves that severely limited your loadout and stratagem use
>factory worlds gave us a mix of tall obstacles and open killing fields
>void worlds gave us.. uh.. spookie wibes? and SEAF outside of mega cities
The two (2!) enemies are nice and the mix of subfactions spice things up but the new biomes doesn't do shit to change the gameplay at all. Is this really it?
Oh and are the civilians still in the game outside of rescue missions? Can't remember seeing them since forever. And why haven't they added them to the rest of the game for flavor? A couple of scared civilians cowering or running away on a colony world would make the game feel more alive.
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>>578278324
>>void worlds gave us.. uh.. spookie wibes?
permanently dark open maps with unique flora
they're very mid regardless thoughever
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>>578278324
Void worlds are making it socially acceptable to host squid lobbies in /hdg/ for now so I will take that as a victory for a piece of change.
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>>578278413
It doesn't impact the way you play tho. Just another basic biome which is great for variety but not really worthy of a title update.
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>>578278619
>It doesn't impact the way you play tho.
have you not seen all the people bitching about visibility non-stop here?
it definitely does
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>Appropiators and Vote Snatches at the same time
This is some fucking bullshit
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>doesn't kill heavies in 1 or 2 shots like the Ultimatum and Pissile
>can't destroy bug holes, squid UFOs or bot fabricator
This thing is actually trash, you only like it because it's new.
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>>578279006
>2 shots hulks to the eye
>2 shots turrets to the heatsink
>kills chickens with a single dick hit
It's pretty good for a pistol, and it's not surprising that it isn't quite as good at AT as the explicit AT options
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>>578278126
>posts this
>unbeknownst to him, the host of the most recent lobby is a sub-150 tourist who gets TWO TKs with the ABRL on a bug erad less than 10 minutes later
nostradamus is itt
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content doko?
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>>578279305
see >>578262145
Cultist in 4 more days, TRUST THE PLAN
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>muh visibility
If you have like 150 hours you should be able to guess where the enemy is and what enemy is that just from seeing a slight silhouette and how it moves.
For a game that everyone cries about “muh visibility” where every enemy is unique with its own silhouette and animations I find it baffling.
Do you want red arrows pointing at every enemy on the map? You already have a built-in wallhack in your game its called the minimap.
>well i am new and I dont have 150 hours!
Just play the game and git gud. Billions of years of evolution for our eyes to track and hunt objects in various lightning conditions and you are crying that some fog is in the way. The only thing that requires you to use your instinct rather than actual skill or knowledge and you still fail.
Now make sure to turn off camera shake too, I heard it helps 50+ yo uncles not get dizzy while looking at the screen.
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fog remover mod crutchers won't like this one...
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>>578279270
>thinking levels means shit
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>>578279821
while they don't, they're a good indication of newbies
/hdg/ has at least one guy with level 300 who plays like he bought the game a week ago though
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>>578268126
All medicdivers are healsluts and should be feminized. Report to your nearest re-education center at once.
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>>578268126
racist?
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>>578279412
i run the fog remover because it makes the sky look nicer at night
it absolutely fucks with the contrast and makes target acquisition way harder tho
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looks wonderful, even as an HDlet
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>>578278324
Squids having their version of megafactories seems like a missed opportunity. The temple ruins are great and all but I would have liked to have seen them in similar densities to colony tilesets instead of tiny outposts.
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>>578279905
I run with level 80s and 60s who have less than half the playtime some /hdg/ regulars do but can pull their weight nonetheless
one of my best friends runs jump pack and hammer and that nigga can still pull his weight at D10
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Holy shit the bot accuracy shadowbuff is real.
It kinda forces you now to engagr in the “suppressive fire” mechanic where you have to shoot at them to make them inaccurate or you will get sniped 100m away. Solofagging is obviously harder too and smoke grenades became kinda mandatory if you want to do deathless runs now.
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>>578280937
>smoke
>not picking warpack to teleport parallel in style
>not weaving and ducking
The type of bullshit you can get away with via movement tech alone is not worth sacrificing the grenade slot unless you plan on doing alarmless stealth
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>>578280937
>Holy shit the bot accuracy shadowbuff is real.
Time for me to go fight the real faction, I got bored of Illuminates anyway.
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>>578276932
my game crashed
did my spot immediately get taken by a random?
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>>578280937
Note: This only applies to the host. Bots are awfully inaccurate towards clients still.
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>>578281346
wrong
I got mozambique'd a couple times recently even when playing as client
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>>578281346
I think you are mixing something up?
Last time I checked the “suppressive fire” mechanic applies to host only - if you are a client, bots will be accurate even if you shoot back.
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>>578280937
Holy shit the skill issue nerf is real
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>>578281586
I'm just speaking from experience. When I host I am not allowed to physically exist outside of cover, but as a client I can run in the open just fine
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>>578281586
>Last time I checked the “suppressive fire” mechanic applies to host only - if you are a client, bots will be accurate even if you shoot back.
this has literally never been the case
suppression was one of the things that didn't give a hoot whether you were the host or a client
for a brief period of time bots would even suppress each other
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>>578279006
You only like it because its 40k slop and need to go back to /cgg/
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>>578269198
They look cool and add a lot to feeling like a military force invading a planet, not just like 4 dudes. Just don't stand in their way.
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squids
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medic seaf is a crutch
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>>578265816
>>578266112
>>578266276
What causes this
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>>578282002
3
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>>578282002
Weren't you supposed to kill yourself?
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>>578282002
fvll
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Have you grown up yet and come to realize that none of the numbers in this image matter?
And I don’t mean “its just a game, its not important”. I mean “all of these numbers are false, illusions, and none of these predictions, equations, ratios, or modifiers matter, its all smoke and mirrors”. Hell, even the player count is dubious.
Its a disappointment that the premise of the galactic war is a fabrication, but ultimately liberating in no longer being concerned about it, and simply enjoying the ride.
Swiggers are still swiggers tho.
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>>578282312
shit's wack. too coward to do it, so i cope with vidya
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>>578282119
Apparently the melty gets pissy over weebposters posting actual lobbies.

Don't really get it, though. Very sad, very odd. Unlike xer, they seem to actually play the game.
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>>578282613
Ever since that one bot MO where a supply line was just added to the galactic map between two planets where one didn't exist before. I don't think supply lines were even visible in-game at that point, it was only something the companion app/data miners could see.
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>>578282002
If you crashed, make sure to delete the user_config in the appdata folder. It should solve the crashes
Or just never alt-tab
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>>578282613
As a new player i can say that defense sucks
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>>578282613
>3 million hp planet
>hidden from players
>4 planets that dont matter at all highlighted on the map
>"your choices matter bro ;)"
any other game that did this would get rightly roasted yet somehow the swigger defenders are still a thing
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>>578282862
It's alright to not like anime, but what the hell is wrong with people who do not like anime or even videogames over on /v/ coming to this website full of anime and videogames and staying as long as possible to make the threads worse and worse, I do not understand.
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>>578278126
give the ABRLfags some slack, its very easy to have the rocket detonate on literally nothing again because swedes can't version control
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>>578278126
>dont wear democracy protects
>die to retarded shit
that would be a you problem. every time i survive some crutch fags fuck up i blow their head off with the senator.
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>>578283475
retarded cope
>tourist picks up an ABRL that received no changes in forever
>cries and shitposts after it fuses on the exact same thing it always did
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>>578283364
You see, there was this little event in 2016 that changed the fate of /pol/ forever...
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>>578283765
you weren't there when ABRL first released
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>>578283974
>muh release ABRL
I was there and comparing it to the ABRL of yore to ABRL of today only cements you as an absolute fucking retard
in the recent days I've seen
>people blowing themselves up because they fired with SEAF nearby
>people blowing themselves up because they fired it next to a pod
>people blowing themselves up because they fired it while necromorphs directly in front of them were about to melee them
Lobbies here took a major hit in player IQ because of the ABRL spam and it's a fact
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So the DSS jumped towards calypso and then was made to jump away but there doesn't seem to be a reason given for why calypso is just fucking gone?
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>>578282613
Its even better if you remember back to the last Bug MO where we reached fucking 12% liberation on one world and here we cant go past 1.7%-1.8%
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>>578284247
Something Illuminate-related probably got aboard the DSS while it was in the Void and now it's probably being used by the Illuminate for shenanigans. The jump to Calypso wasn't authorized.
SE remotely sent it to Afofay Bay so dissidents at the prison there could be voluntold to investigate the DSS after sanitizing it remotely (e.g. killing everything on board) and now contact with the prison has been lost.
We are probably going to lose the DSS.
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>>578273674
>Overhead heavy fuck you lunge attack
UHUHUH SOUTHLANDER
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>>578265816
>>578266112
>>578266276
don't quit your day trade as a professional unloved unemployed (unhireable) neet, G1
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>>578284607
Yes but why is calypso gone? Did the DSS blow it up?
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>>578284929
The DSS can't blow it up Bug chaser failed the MO to get the E-711 so the super laser can't fire
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>>578284428
What I don’t get is what’s the point of resist rates if planets have individual health?
Resist makes sense if planet health was universal, but its not.
Like the void world is 3mil health with 1.3% resist. Just put a high resist, that’s what’s expected there.
Low resist is supposed to be indicative of ease to take.
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>>578285276
Obfuscating mechanics so that Joel can better rig the game in his favor, spiteful little worm that he is . Your assessment is correct, but look at it from the perspective of a petulant swede that can't have the playerbase doing anything he doesn't directly authorize.
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>>578284141
just use the cluster mode, have people not figured this out yet? I literally have not team killed a single person with the ABRL since they added that mode. I killed myself once because the map geometry didn't line up with the hit box so it impacted nothing next to me, though.
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The dss/dead space sub-event (flavor text) is cute and all, but I still would 100% prefer space wizards to the weird zombie/body horror thing they’re doing with illuminates.
The suit that told them to switch to that should be flayed.
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>>578284797
G...G1? It can't be. It shan't.

The Gucci himself?
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>>578285707
But thats what the galactic modifier is for tho?
Which is also both entirely hidden, and directly labeled as the GM lever pulling it is.
Your 2+2 will equal 3.5 because i say so.
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>>578284929
Either whatever got into the DSS while it was in the Void conferred it with the ability to black hole planets or whatever happened is so undemocratic SE is censoring all information and communication with the planet
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BugGODS liberated Oshaune while you guys can't even take Cyberstan or a random void planet. Shameful
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>>578286108
>factionfagging when the game is clearly scripted
You should watch WWE
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>>578286108
I have seen progress being reset several times on multiple planets
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the turret on the supply frv is kind of completely useless. it's worse than the one on the supply pod booster or the guard dog even those they seem similar visually. flame frv WHEN
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>>578286108
>Oshaune
That's more like Aurora Bay in relative terms. How's the invasion of Omicron going?
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Gamescom stream is on tuesday btw. Cultists soon, trust the plan
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>>578286484
The turret is a bonus, it's not the purpose of the supply FRV.
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>>578286484
>8 supply charges
>>but muh turret
jesus fucking christ
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>>578286484
Turret should only be used in case of absolute emergency. Using the FRV for kills is retarded anyway
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>unlocked all the gameplay relevant stuff from the slophammer warbond
>can't be arsed to grind for the ugly paintjob, playercards or titles
see you again in 3 months when the game gets a drop of content again
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>>578286835
see you tommorow queer
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>>578286550
thats what you said 2 weeks ago
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What do people see in these invasion planets that make them want to fight on them? Do 9% of the players really like fighting against crusher spam, tornadoes, and no SEAF support?
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>>578286610
>>578286782
true and I didn't mean to say otherwise. just that the turret on it is just the worst one possible. though apparently it has the same range as the supply pod turret, and I guess I just assumed it was smaller due to the frv itself being bigger and also limiting what the turret can shoot at
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>>578287139
You’re thinking too highly
They see big glowy symbol on galactic map and click planet, it must be important, it has a big glowy symbol on it.
Actual insect-tier brainpower.
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>>578287139
The Playerbase is Retarded more news at 12
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The CECOD says "signal lost" on the companion app.
We're probably losing Afoyay Bay and the DSS.
We've been snookered by the squids, lads.
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>>578287139
I figured that if we didn't lose the DSS we might have been able to use it to defend these planets and trigger bonuses to the MO liberation. The people on them now might think it's still achievable or maybe they just want to fight the other subfactions
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>liberate the void planet 1 day late
>somehow this doesn't collapse the void because it just doesnt ok
They somehow managed worse writing than leaving cyberstan on the cusp of victory because casualties mattered then and never before or after again.
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>>578278126
No
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>what the fuck is supply frv
>fomo drivable 8 charge supply pack
great
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>>578287841
It's okay lil divey, you can have it in October.
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>>578287841
one would think that this would be the meta on commando missions and you "missed out" on an important stratagem, but rest assured it actually sucks ass because whenever you drive it all enemies in 200 meter radius turn on wallhacks and start shooting you.
So... its not that good.
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>if you’re good at stealth, the game is not fun
How do solve this?
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>>578287952
Why would AH change how vehicles draw aggro aside from pure spite? It's not like vehicles are even popular at all, so why cripple them like this?
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>>578288229
Don't go stealth
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>>578286108
>we liberated a stepping stone without the devs constantly stomping on our progress and no galactic reinforcement limit
Better raise the difficulty there, champ.
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>>578288238
>AH change
It's the lack of skill that caused the bug and the same lack of skill to be unable to fix it
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>>578287952
The change they made to enemy AI that makes them beat on empty vehicles also means you're likely to return to a burning scrapheap.
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>>578288404
fake news
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lobby doko
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>>578288404
chatgpt ahh text
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if its another squid attack on super earth i swear
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>>578288720
it's literally fake, there's no new dispatch
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>>578288404
Fake news
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>Objective: Use the Planetary Defense Cannon to damage the DSS
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There goes alaraph
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>>578288720
>present for every major in-game event
>was in the middle of a PC upgrade right as the Battle for Super Earth was taking place
>missed out on the only event cape that actually looked cool
Just this once, you filthy squiggers.
Attack Super Earth, just this once, for (me).
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Diving into the DSS to liberate it from Illuminate influence would actually be cool as fuck which is why AH will never do it
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>>578288667
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242854597632
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>>578288404
>randomly center aligned in the second paragraph
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>>578286647
Okay? Who cares about 8 supply charges, literally nothing in this game requires so much ammo that you will run out before the resupply strategem comes off cooldown if you are not solo-fagging in a hyper-inefficient manner.
The only edge case is if you take it down into the caves, but good luck getting it not eaten or stuck there.
Just like the supply backpack it’s the cruchiest of all crutches for shitters.
The base FRV at last has some balls, a borderline ineffective hmg turret that needs to be manned by a diver leaving him exposed to all damage and guaranteeing him to be flung 10m into the sky the second we hit a pebble? That’s what i call a FRV for men, not sissies
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>>578289087
Full
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>>578289162
it's 1/4
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>>578289220
Now it's full
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we fvarkin lost... again...
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>>578289286
I'm going to rape you sideways
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>decide to masturbate because no lobby
>lobby gets posted and filled as I finish jorking it
oh come on
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>>578289402
>4 minutes
You need to masturbate more furiously to finish
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I unironically like the galactic war as a concept and think the overall plot is engaging, it's just unfortunate the GM is actively trying to win against the players instead of creating a narrative with them
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>>578289546
problem is if the GM had to make the narrative work with the players then the devs would have to actually implement more stuff to keep the players busy instead of recycling shit and snatching already made progress to justify dragging it out
it'd force the devs to not be lazy or the GM to be creative
you're simply asking too much of them anon
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>>578289546
they should have chosen anyone else for the job instead of an indian man whose izzat is constantly on the line
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if arrowhead weren't cowards we'd fight necrom– wretches aboard the DSS. better yet, we'd have a Dead Space warbond already.
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>>578289716
I feel like the best narratives to come out of HD2 have been when the playerbase has been given a choice between saving a planet or another.
They just need to give us more meaningful choices. What always sucks the most is when we're actually set to win something based on current progress and a lever is immediately pulled so we lose it instead because it doesn't fit the GM's narrative.
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We could have had a fight aboard the DSS with no red stratagems because "DSS can not be damaged and we need to keep it intact for swift recovery" excuse, but I am sure we will get literally nothing but flavor text.
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>>578290023
>more obvious bait to detract from progress on Seasse
The playerbase will fall for it anyway
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>>578290023
The Rigging 2: Rig Hard
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>>578290023
>sample slave MO
I'm tired boss...
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>>578289983
>no REDs
>no sentry strategems (need to hack DSS terminals to activate internal defense sentries)
>no high explosives as to not damage internal systems
>Light Armor Pen so we don't damage internals with AP rounds
>vibrations instead of sound because the DSS got vented
IT WOULD BE SO FUCKING KINO
FUCK.
IMMEDIATELY FILTERS OUT ALL THE SHITTERS USING META WEAPONRY TOO.
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Uhhhh, can someone explain why i can't see Hydrobius?
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>>578289087
2/4
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>Alaraph is fucking gone
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>Media Literate disney “people” claim SEAF are the real deal and Helldivers are propaganda jobbers rather than actual commandoes
>if you like helldivers and feel they are cool you fell for le propaganda and are le bad!
>Finally get to fight alongside SEAF
>They’re useless cannon fodder that can’t even not-kill friendlies and a platoon of them struggles to match the kill-count of a single diver
Not sure i’m educated enough for this satire!
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>>578290590
Things are in motion.
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>>578289546
Yes we know you watched that midwit youtuber, do you even have any thoughts of your own? Any at all? These eurotrash devs have a gay ass live service drip feed release schedule to follow so thats what you'll get and its utterly fucking pointless to even care about their shit "galactic war" until they fire their GM and tell sony to fuck themselves, which will never happen.
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>>578290023
A little fucking late AH you mouthbreathers
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>>578289087
FVLL
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>>578289087
fvll for real this time
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>>578289546
The galactic war concept doesn't work without player progress reset, you're retarded for liking it
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>>578287841
They literally made supply FRV useless by making enemies HARD AGGRO to your FRV especially if its parked.

So you HAVE to babysit your car 24/7 now and even if you bring it to objective, the enemy will target your supply FRV FIRST.
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>>578290726
>If it isn’t saucy Swede!
>Just a little too late
>As usual
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>>578290963
>They literally made supply FRV useless by making enemies HARD AGGRO to your FRV especially if its parked.
you should start a youtube channel
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>>578291039
jerk off before you post
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>>578290087
>there is no fucking way to win this MO without any sort of intervention
>intervention arrives
>/hdg/: this is bait to make us lose harder than we already are
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>Illuminates put the DSS out of comission and have disappeared two entire planets (soon to be 4 if not more)
>Bugs have gone suspiciously docile following the TCS+ deployment similar to the first time around
>Bots have been even more radio silent than usual after High Command claims they off-screened the BorgStar
We're about to get three front gang-banged, aren't we.
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>>578291130
We were legitimately set to win before Joel deployed several defenses to divert the playerbase, anon, there's no reason not to assume this isn't more bait.
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>>578291228
If cultists aren’t added to hold our hair during, then i don’t actually care bro
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>Void Source Planet going well
>Swiggers realize this
>Throw the most annoying mix of enemies there
>Players still doing well
>"OK BUT NOW PLANETS ARE BEING INVADED!"
>Players ignore that bullshit, keep attacking Voice Source Planet
>"S-STRATEGIC OPPORTUNITY NOW F-FAGDIVERS!"
Poojoel needs to get into his shit-filled skull that he's not being clever.
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>>578291881
It still worked, we're gonna lose
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>>578291130
>hide the MO behind a screen scroll and a menu navigation
>players are still actually winning a 3,000,000 hp planet with 40,000 regen
>thats NOT in the script
>remove the DSS bonus
>remove the easy enemies
>add flying overseers and harvesters
>add oil drill objective
>add multiple pointless defense planets on the main map
Just lock in BRO you can win it BRO its up to the players to win it
BRO
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>>578276363
many things are just "good enough" when monumentally lazy people are in charge or listen to people that only do just barely enough to not get fired, sometimes.
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>>578292224
I hope Joel gets devoured by a fucking train. That's the natural predator of his kind.
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>>578291881
>>578292224
they'll do the side quest and it will result in the void source planet being taken in moments
you will mentally block the win
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>>578292224
>expecting players to just give up and let him have his way after Cyberstan
>squidGAWDs quickly demonstrating their ability to hold their own similar to botCHADS
YOU CAN'T STOP THE RAPE JOEL
THE IZZAT IS GOING INTO THE NEGATIVES YOU JEETNIGGER
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>people think joel is like malding or whatever
ITS A SCRIPTED EVENT
THERE IS NO ANGER OR EMOTION ON THEIR END
EVERYTHING WAS PRE-PLANNED AND PRE-WRITTEN
YOU ARE PLAYING A MOVIE GAME
THIS SIDE OBJECTIVE IS JUST TO LET PEOPLE PLAY THE OTHER VOID PLANETS WHILE FEELING ‘USEFUL’
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>>578288238
it's a known issue so we can rest assured that it will be fixed some time soon in the next six months
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>>578292570
>>people think joel is like malding or whatever
Joel has been butthurt ever since the Chinkdivers cucked him of his le epic Avengers last stand on Super Earth. He has been trying to make every MO as miserable as possible since them.
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>>578292680
delusional
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>>578292570
>expecting the most insufferably reputation ruled caste of sorry little subhumans on Earth to be above spiting an entire playerbase
You're either brown or retarded (redundant I know) to have such high expectations of this jeet
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Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
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I've been playing since launch and the devs nerfed everything into the ground
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Excuse me?
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>>578293239
Sex between myself and femcyborgs
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>>578293506
Didn't the scientist team become 25 or 32 or something?
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>losing void planet
>Throw out SO to make it easier
>losing that too
Bravo
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I was there for the creek, a real OG diver, the devs have nerfed so much there's nothing usable left
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>>578290023
Funny side effect of this is that enough people will leave Seasse that we'll soon have the liberation decay
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>>578293514
they wouldn't have functioning vagina parts
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>>578282119
>>578282862
>>578283364
>nooo just let me post my horse anime that isn't related to the thread at all aieeee what the hell tourist tourist tourist!!!
You troons have no self-awareness lmao.
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The game was so much fun and balanced at launch but narrowhead is trying to kill the game with all these nerfs
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>ruins any fun you can have on appropriators
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if y'all niggas don't have my back I know my libcarb got me fr fr on god :100: 100: :fire:
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>>578293705
if only they were more like you, a hardcore bugdiver that throws a shitfit over a slow moving chaff enemy is given ap4 frontal armor
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give players two booster slots
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>>578293616
it was 35, talking about crystals and bringing it back to SE and high command, it was also fake
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>>578293616
>>578294080
that was fake you gullible retards
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I AM FORGOTTEN
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>>578294121
didn't read the post award
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>>578293637
Bug divers are subhuman.
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>>578294181
I use the helmet with heavy siege ready.
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>>578294181
>light armor
literally only browns use light armor
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>>578294121
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>>578294181
Definitely a solodiver
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>>578290023
The problem is the complete lack of info. You can't make a real decision when you have no idea what the hell doing x or y will actually do for the situation.
The only thing known for sure is you have to fight on the planet you are trying to liberate, so these side things just aren't helpful.
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they finally fixed the issue where the massive towering enemy with a loud church bell on top of his head can stealthily sneak up on you without making a sound and rape you
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>>578294350
>talking about the 35 man dispatch
>posts the 11 man one
ok retard
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>>578294259
Unironically the best armor category against Vote Snatchers. You can't outrun Wretches in Medium and if a Crusher clobbers you you're dead even in Heavy.
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>>578294484
>if a Crusher clobbers you you're dead even in Heavy.
your dive button?!?!?!?!?
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>>578294350
he's talking about this one >>578209426 (this is the fake one), which had the science team grow in numbers
he's still an illiterate retard though
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>Bring BFGL on Seasse
>Top Frag
It is just that easy
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>>578294181
Not by me.
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>>578294181
This shit is so hideous I can't bother.
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>>578294674
lightsissies owe me sex
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>>578294574
The point is the only two primary sources of damage are most easily avoided in Light as the Snatchers have zero ranged weaponry. A hit from a Crusher isn't survivable in any armor and Medium doesn't provide a significant increase in survivability against Wretched.
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>>578294181
this shit got powercrept by light oxy into oblivion lol
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>>578293506
The singing pipes, Artyom. THE SINGING PIPES.
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>inb4 it's a spht rebellion and we get friendly squids
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>the knocking is real
https://files.catbox.moe/z5hx0z.mp4
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giga grenades or melta mines
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>inb4 it's a nothingburger and we get nothing
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>>578295397
Mines
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Considering it is text based, it will probably be like the A.S.S. and also resolve itself offscreen
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Bro can you hear the knocking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FPHqPix208
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>>578295384
sounds like regular metal creaking that the destroyer does but a little bit amplified.
take your meds shizo.
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>>578294432
you dont hate bugchaser enough
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>>578295364
Cultists were unfun to fight against so they decided to turn them into friendlies
The squids are having a civil war between team genocide humanity for revenge (the side using mutated humans) and team return to peace, by force (pure squids)
And when we win, we'll surprise attack them, again
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>>578295397
Melta Mines on account of you getting 4 while with Giga Nades you are cucked with 2.
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>>578296182
I could see it.
Lorewise why wouldn't the squids be vulnerable to super earth propaganda.
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>>578294432
>despite being 20% to 30% of the population
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>>578261075
>Saying the best weapon in Dead Space 1 is ass
It is astounding at how wrong /hdg/ is about game balance every time without fail, even with other games.
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wait a second
why is there 7 planets in the void
isn't it supposed to be 6?
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>>578297154
He mightive meant the remake one
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>UVP Beta is filled with Mindless Masses
>Mindless Masses is filled with watcher sissy hypno spam
>UVP Beta Sissy Hypnos
What is Sweden trying to say?
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>>578297845
was this really what you wanted to post
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>>578293506
The LLM they used to write this shit used "geometry" weirdly several times. They didn't alter it to remove the obvious AI fixations.
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>>578297154
is it in dead space 2 that it becomes total dogshit? i can freely admit to confusing the two
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man i love the one-two i just wish it was actually worth using over other guns
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>>578296668
>it was CRAAAAB PEOPLE, CRAAAAB PEOPLE all along
Y'all called me crazy! Y'all said I was just acting the fool! WELL WHO'S THE FOOLS NOW, HUH?!
HUH?!?!?!?!?
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>>578297259
All the planets in the Void perimeter getting exostorm'd are voided on loss. We already lost two today, so it should actually be 8. Karlia's new position in the map's probably just not updated yet, it's 7 because Alaraph got voided earlier today.
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Every day I am reminded of why the Illuminate front is a fucking ghost town whenever there isn't an MO in the area. God, I hate these assholes.
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UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EMERGENCY TO SUPER EARTH
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>578298079
no. that anon is fucking with you. the DS1 pulse rifle is terrible and it only became a decent weapon by DS2
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>>578298571
The fact that they've had this absolute mess of border gore for like a year drives me crazy.
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GOONDIVERS TO CUMPODS
I REPEAT
GOONDIVERS TO CUMPODS
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Are watchers back yet?
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>>578298571
I just want to fight psychic ayyys and instead I get zombie horde faggotry.
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>>578298859
trying too hard
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I don't care if we fail the MO or SO honestly. The Illuminate are such a fucking boring faction and now that it's just more variations of human zombies with alien sprinkles ontop it makes me even less interesting. Especially because we already have a "human-ish" faction of the Automotons.
I find it more fun fighting Terminids than anything on the Illuminate front
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wait, if we fail the MO, does that mean we get more squid content?
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Squidbros time to fuck with joels izzat
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>>578298571
Mindless masses was just in fact mindless. Even with how little I was playing Illuminates, the second I saw that sub-faction, I just lose all will to interact.
Fortunately we are facing the full faction instead.
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(shoots at the 6 inch thick wall you're hiding behind of)
(ragdolls you)
(shoots at your feet)
(you fly then tumble down a hill for 10 seconds)
(shoots the fungus next to you)
(now you're also blind and slowed)
(hulk next to you dies)
(ragdolls you)
(fabricator next to you explodes)
(ragdolls you)
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>>578299173
yes, and they say arrowhead doesn't do good things for us! everyone wins if we fail the mo:
1. divers who hate fighting squids get to ignore squid mo and play whatever they want
2. divers who enjoy fighting squids will get more squid content because the story will progress into squid victory
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>>578298671
NTA but I remember beating the entire game on hardest difficulty with Plasma Cutter, Pulse Rifle and Supercollider. The secondary 360 fire for pulse in DS1 is dogshit but just blasting in main mode was pretty solid.
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>>578299252
>1.5m common samples
I'm tired, boss
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>>578299467
we lose the helmet thoughie
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>>578299347
The problem is that those fuckers are always being backed up by Vote Snatchers so that they're even more annoying. It's still zombieshit in the end.
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>>578293785
but they definitely have functioning anus parts, because otherwise how would they shit
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>>578293785
fuck them in the mouth
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steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242867935017
D10 total squigger genocide
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>>578299252
>>578299721
why can't it be total samples at least
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>>578300385
Do they even have the ability to track that as one category?
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>>578300515
well if not then it's simple addition of the three sample types each of which they can track
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>Poor little level 28 solo on the vote snatchers planet
>Join, call down my mech and save his ass as he's being pursued by 9000 wretches
:)
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>>578300659
why did you steal his izzat
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>>578299794
Nah, I like the mix of threats. Wretches don't really play like zombies anyway, much closer to bugs, with that huge mobility pressure.
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>>578298571
Having all of them in the same map is actually the most fun I have had with the squids.
That being said, Bots is still more engaging
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>>578300254
Fvll
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>>578298079
That person may very well be talking about the remake. The DS1 pulse rifle is the best weapon in the game after upgrades, serving exactly the same role as the TMP in the original RE4. The first damage upgrade doubles its output and every subsequent one still increases it by a lot, and once fully upgraded is one of the highest DPS in the game while still being a cutting weapon with a universal Y-shaped projectile. It is actually nerfed in DS2 for this exact reason.
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>major and strategic won't be done in time
what happens
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>epoch user blew himself up again.
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>>578298079
No, it's a perfectly fine weapon in 2 even after it got nerfed. The main reason it's so good in 1 is because you receive a lot of ammo from a single ammo drop, and Dead Space 1 will only drop you ammo for the weapons you currently have so it becomes easy to stockpile it if you only keep 1 or two weapons. Plus it shits out damage even that aside.
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>>578301031
>That being said, Bots is still more engaging
The problem is that squids are more or less acting like bugs
Bots man turrets, patrol in a coordinated manner, have convoys across the map
Squids need to have their own behavior and not just roam the map to rape you
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Indians shouldn't be allowed on the Internet
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>>578301230
if the strategic isn't done in time (poisoning flowers to raise liberation) the major will fail
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>>578295074
some people call them demons, i call them SQUIGGERS
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>>578295998
based broteam poster
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>>578301502
The main reason is that it is has everything you could ever want. It is explicitly better than the game's signature limb cutting weapon because it *doesn't* require rotation to cut limbs from any orientation. It does more DPS and does enough that it can stunlock enemies (even the regenerador) by firing into their bellies if you need space to escape from a corner. It is instant fire without chargeup and not limited by range. It is a rapid fire weapon so misses minimally punish the player.

The change to make the automatic weapons harder to turn into the pulse rifle in DS3 was a good decision. If you were playing with a mouse then even the pinpoint military weapons could still be used to cut and at least you had to try for a good part of the game. It was the ultimate irony that the game about using tools as weapons had the purpose-built one be the best.
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>>578301453
Stop laughing
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>>578301230
see>>578299252
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>>578303080
>>578302235
devs are fucking retarded or delusional with these numbers
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I just spent 10 minutes trying to finish a SEAF artillery objective because it was just non-stop waves of crushers with 10 spawning every 10 seconds. Not even trying to do the objective, just TOUCH the fucking terminal to finish it. Just straight up unfun and boring.
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>>578303256
>
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>save planets from the void, they all return to where they were
>dispatch saying "the void has been ended forever thanks to your valiant efforts. this will never ever ever ever ever never happen again"
>1 hour later appropriators start voiding another planet with a level 700 defense
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>>578301963
>Indians own Google
>Indians own Facebook
>Indians own Microsoft
Indians built the internet, sir, you should kindly avoid harming them with your words if you know what is better for you.
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>>578294432
>make every other faction boring annoying shit to fight
>a third of the player base ignores your rigged nothingburger MO against anyone else
WOOOOOW BROOOOOO
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Cutting Cultists is a level of such bonified retardation that I honestly have trouble accepting its real. Its a level of developer ineptitude that you normally wouldn't expect from a team like this.
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>>578303937
do you think any of the jeets realize that the fall of everything great coincides with them being hired through DEI? I'm sure HD2/Arrowhead's up next.
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Can't wait to go back to bots so I can lug around my AC in heavy armor, dropping every kind of orbital at the slightest whiff of a bot drop as Liberty intended.
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>>578304421
>Its a level of developer ineptitude that you normally wouldn't expect from a team like this.
Come on anon, we both know AH is retarded enough for that level of ineptitude. This is the studio that does no QA and makes the main gimmick of the game worse just so the players can't use the highground
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>>578304421
>you normally wouldn't expect from a team like this
Even after all the fucking incredibly retarded shit they've done and cool content they cut/replaced with worse content it was kind of surprising.
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>>578304421
I have never heard of any company that isn't literally swimming in money AND have real standards (Arrowhead had neither) cutting out fully feature finished content. It's unreal.
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>>578304538
>DEI
Has been illegal for a few years now, but Indians still dominate, curious.
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>>578304421
>bonified
On the off chance you aren't being silly on purpose. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bona%20fide
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>>578264867
Post the correct version.
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kill yourself jeet
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>>578304593
I'm a Las-Cannon guy myself. I bring the AC for desert worlds though.
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>>578305248
Yeah the usage is correct. Bonified refers to something that is GENUINE, HONEST, TRUE, CERTIFIED, and ACTUAL.
Calling it bonified retardation means Im calling it genuine, true act of actual retardation. Its the correct usage of the word.
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>>578305465
This genuinely looks worse that the black one
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lobby doko
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>>578306339
Lobby dokillyourself
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>>578306001
...That's not how you spell it.
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>>578305465
AI makes them look so bland and soulless, how anyone can find those poor excuses for women hot is beyond me
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>>578267882
It's fun to shoot but it's obnoxious to reload. Kasrkin armor feels like how it should function base.
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>>578288354
>>578292621
I'm sure they'll find some fix for it as soon as they release a warbond with a new FRV variant in it
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i need to kiss the robutt
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>>578304538
>Deport actually useful migrants under the pretense they make things worse
>Only pajeets and mutts remain; services everywhere become even worse
This administration will be studied for centuries to come
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>>578306526
Oh, my b, I thought you implied that my usage was wrong
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>>578306631
The 40K armor is really nice for it since it addresses the HMG's two glaring issues: the reload speed and the handling. I actually feel like the handling's a bigger issue most of the time unless you're prone, which is why I used to rock Peak Physique whenever I feel like bringing it, but 40K armor is straight up better with it now since you get the best of both worlds.
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the HMG in this game must be one of the worst .50cal MGs ever made for a video game
You'd expect this thing to rape everything, yet it somehow deals less damage per shot (and less durable damage) than the Diligence
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>another 3 days until we get the new helmet
>another week until modders make it good
>another 2 months until we get an actual warbond with things to do
>another 5 until anything major happens that isn't boring
>another year until a feature that should've existed in the base game is introduced and inches it ever closer to making it enjoyable to play
>another half decade until we get the Squadron system
should I jack off to loona or the artificer...
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Can the basic no-backpack support flamer get rid of big stuff like flesh mobs and crushers, or is it purely a cremator privilege?
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>>578307473
you're going to spend an entire canister on a FleshMob and it doesn't guarantee a kill
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>>578307473
Last I played it used to be pretty to kill flesh mobs with flamethrower. I just let them burn and it takes care of itself.
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>>578307395
Artificer because masked girls are hotter
Unless you meant another artificer then won't I have egg on my face
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>>578306908
the hispanic population has never been higher
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>theres people itt defending jeets
go eat your poop somewhere else shitskin
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squids, ideally MO but open to SO if everyone wants that
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242876652362/76561198008364447
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>>578290630
>The SEAF machine gunner can't shoulder fire while walking with the MG08 like us
>They can't throw a grenade more than a couple feet
>They're run slower than us
>They routinely shoot me in the back of the head to get at Crushers sneaking up on me
When is AH gonna admit that they didn't create a grunt fantasy? All those tactical animations and claiming all player actions are canon kinda make that impossible.
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>>578308230
Truke
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>>578308547
3/4
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>>578308804
did you send an mp4 to bollywood for editing
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>>578287841
Should have PLAYED THE GAME YOU INFINITY NIGGER FAGGOT
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Did they buff squids?
They climb hills now
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Squids are gay, I'm going back to the bugs
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>>578310085
>this gay bar is gay i'm going back to the homosexual orgy
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>>578290630
>>578308804
helldivers are super soldiers jacked up on meth. The fact that they are able to bridal carry metal bars weighing over 1,100 pounds is proof that they are not just 'grunts,' unless every super earth citizen can do that.
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Why think when you can just chuck grenades at every issue
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>>578310278
>SEAF grunts can full auto fire a machine gun with relativev accuracy while standing up
Anon, that may just be the case with the amount of eugenics Super Earth engaged in.
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>>578310278
>bridal carry metal bars
what specific thing are you referring to
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>>578300254
TOTAL
SQUIGGER
RAPE
GGS
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>>578310934
platinum bars weigh 500kg.
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>>578306885
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lobby doko
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>>578311025
i don't remember carrying platinum bars, which mission are they from?
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>>578311184
Nothing is Helldivers or Automaton about this, you are generating generic anime girls with no soul or heart put into it
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>>578311268
>lust provoking image
I shall masturbate first.
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>>578311268
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Does anyone have a link to 'game assist' mods like the 3d autocannon round display (korean mod i think) or ultimatum 3d reticle (which is outdated on nexusmods; but perhaps there are other forums where people post updated mods?)
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>>578311289
I see the soul and heart
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>pig runes
No, I don't think I will make a lobby knowing subhumans are lurking about.
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nobody make a lobby until the slavic subhuman medic armor crutcher kill itself
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>>578311289
>soul or heart
gaaaaaaaay
what do you need that shit for fag? are you gay? loser homo
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>>578311440
So we are cheating now?
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>>578311289
Do you really think some sloppafag gives a shit about getting accurate results? If he cared about quality, he'd learn how to draw instead.
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>>578300254
GGs
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>>578311440
those are not needed if you just play the game and get good with experience
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>>578310278
>weighing over 1,100 pounds
Small planet with baby gravity
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>the dss horror plotline will most likely be resolved via a flavor text just like they did with the bot super weapon
I HATE AH I HATE SWEDEN I HATE AH I HATE SWEDEN I HATE AH I HATE SWEDEN I HATE AH I HATE SWEDEN I HATE AH I HATE SWEDEN I HATE AH I HATE SWEDEN I HATE AH I HATE SWEDEN
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>>578311184
now make the silver and black version make out
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>>578311456
>>578311471
based moderates
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>>578311531
nywell...
>>578311570
I understand, but i really like the tacticool aspect + he had a mod that made railgun really easy to use (moved the sight up, so it's easier to aim in first person, also makes the charge bar bigger)
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/11571
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/8743
I mean, are these really so "egregious" to ask for...?
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Why is everyone here so racist against slavic people?????
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I really don't like being team reloaded
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>>578311925
>why are people saying whatever they want on 4chan
Its one of the few places on the internet with actual free speech. If you don't like it, reddit has very strict left-leaning politically-correct moderation that ensures nothing mean is ever said.
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>>578311925
>people
Whoa there champ
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>piggers
>people
oxymoron
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>>578312046
same, I play with default low field of view so I can zoom in on enemies more, and my teammate blocking 40% of my screen is not very helpful
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they need to buff the one two.
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>>578312134
>Its one of the few places on the internet with actual free speech
>say something a janny don't like
>get a three day vacation
lord im laughing
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>>578311782
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kill yourself jeet
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>NO I SWEAR BRO THE GAME IS HARD IN D10 I SWEAR
>YOU JUST HAVE TO NOT USE EXOSUITS
>AND NO BACKPACK SHIELD
>AND NO GUARD DOGS
>AND NO RECOILESS RIFLE
>AND NO MELTAGUN
>AND NO GAS OR FIRE OR ARC
>AND NO AIRBURST ROCKET LAUNCHER OR WASP OR SPEAR
>AND NO MINES
>AND ORBITAL BARRAGES
>AND NO STUN FROM ANY SOURCE
>AND AUTOCANNON
>AND NO AMR
>AND NO ULTIMATUM
>AND NO BOLTER
>AND NO GOOD PRIMARY
>AND NO GOOD GRENADES FOR THE FACTION
>AND NO GOOD ARMOR PASSIVE OR ARMOR RANK FOR THE FACTION
>AND
>Ok, ok I get it, I have to use a full smoke loadout with the peacemaker and the HMG for the game to be ha- NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT AGAINST AUTOMATONS OR IT'S TOO EASY
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>>578311925
I'm a slav and I don't like that faggot O2 either, the hate is justified. Also he's a dirty Kazakh, if you think slavs are subhuman then his kind are at the very bottom of the subhuman scale.
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>>578312448
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Would you guys rather have the jeet generate robutt slop or someone generating abdoslop instead?
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>>578312473
>inb4 hohol))))
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>>578312552
I'd rather you both jump off a bridge, preferably head-first.
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>>578312552
I'd rather be posting in a general that isn't constantly spammed with the most unfappable ai slop known to man.
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>>578312552
I'd rather a nuclear holocaust purge the world and set human technological advancement back centuries.
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>>578312552
Drawn abdoslop
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>>578312552
>AI abdoslop
NONONOONONONONONO DO NOT GIVE THEM IDEAS
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>everyone hates indians
>in the indian subcontinent there are indian subgroups that indians hate more
>everyone hates slavs
>in the slavic regions there are subgroups that slavs hate more

indians and slavs are the same
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>>578269316
Hellpod space optimization might have been a mistake.
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>>578312473
literally
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>>578312552
how about neither?
abdoslop faggots are about as bad as the psygger avatarfag
the only remotely acceptable sloppers were the fags generating helldiver girls and even then it was slop
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They should make D11 and call it "Gruntmaxxing Fantasy" and it's just fucking hard and all enemies are hard and you have to play in a team and you only get max 8 reinforcements per mission.
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>>578312967
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Irish_sentiment
Retarded mutt
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>>578312942
Already this is better than the AI slop posted here
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>>578313091
>D11 is just playing as a seafie
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>>578313149
>posts something from america in the 1800s
we're over it now, but your inter-slavic hatred and inter-indian hatred persists to this very minute
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>>578312314
There is no reason for the ergo to be that pathetically low. It's only usable with the Viper Commando sets or the True Grit sets.
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>>578312740
>I'd rather be posting in a general that isn't constantly spammed with the most unfappable ai slop known to man.
so no general on /vg/ then feel free to fuck off instead of seething endlessly nobody here needs to pander to your tastes nigger
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>>578313276
>we're over it now
See : >>578312967
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Huh, thats interesting. The Dripku video of Cultist gameplay got taken down. I wonder why
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>>578313423
see >>578312473
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>>578313331
>so no general on /vg/
Crazy that you unironically believe this.
Literally subhuman to the bone, lmfao.
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>if you imagine seafs as pubs, you die to them a lot less
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>>578313459
AH is tired of people mentioning cultists and not praising their superior zombieslop
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>>578313331
retard
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>>578313331
>criticize silicon satan once
>pajeet instantly attacks and pretends that this is the new normal everyone is okay with
you are a mindless beast compared to me
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>>578312942
kino
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>>578308804
>>578310278
I'm left to assume super earths eugenics program is just having crazy results. the average helldiver gets 15 mins of training and can properly make use of a variety of military gear never touched before and sprint at full speed in full kit and are hitting drugs that make them briefly unkillable. if they are Grunt id hate to see SE actual elite cause Jesus Christ
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>>578312976
Hellpod space optimization is just an easy pick that is always helpful. Especially if you join late and don't know what the condition on the ground is.

But its really not essential. just pick a clear landing zone and call in supplies early.

If your getting through missions with unused stims and grenades it basically a wasted perk.
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>>578313331
>Stop pointing out how bad my slop is!!
Sorry to disturb your dinner, pig
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>>578313312
>Muh ergo
Yes piggy, pay for the fix heh heh heh. Good piggy.
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>>578311276
Bot mission where you steal there stuff
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>>578313531
>no counter argument better start name calling
>>578313807
>jewish schizophrenic bable
don't you have children to multilate
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>>578313856
>the average helldiver gets 15 mins of training
Why do people think this is true?
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>>578314101
>using "jewish" as a derogative
careful saar, your kike handlers might destroy your cow shit shrine for this one
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>>578314101
retard
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I call it the epstein launcher because it absolutely RAPES those kids crushers FBI, I am talking about crushers
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seaf girls are top, helldiver girls are bottom
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I hate mineniggers so much
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>>578314310
Because they take the tutorial literally.
Which to be fair, the game does blur the lines a bit between what is canon and what is suicidal players screwing around.

Its a shame Tabletop games are dead, Could have goaded one of the tactics companies to get with arrow head to write a sourcebook. Then there would be a bunch of nice art and lore to pick through.
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>>578314487
>>578314550
i accept your concession
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>>578312314
they don't because it rapes
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>>578313693
Oh no wait it wasn't taken down it was unlisted. Huh, weird
https://youtu.be/S_3ZOwUIqyM?si=NAaVDAS6jW2hCTZv
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>>578314559
I call it the Trump launcher for the same reasons
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>>578313312
i know its really stupid.
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>>578293921
you're obsessed with troons nigga, I'm not transgender
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>>578314946
>>578314101
>criticizes having no counterargument
>"I accept your concession"
retard
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>>578313331
uh oh
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>>578315136
always remove the ?SI= part
it does not relate to the video and only exists as a tracking mechanism to detect groups and places they frequent
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>>578315362
Where does the ?SI-part even come from in the first place? Is it phoneposters?
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GOOD MORNING SAAARS! WE LOVE POSTING ANIME HERE YES?? WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE WAIFUL SAAR?
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>>578314101
you got raped and gaped
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>>578314814
Nikke is the next collab
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>>578315269
>>578315328
>still seething
>still projecting
enjoy your last (you)
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>>578315136
>some voicelines have that delayed creepy echo just like when you are in void source planet
HOPESISTERS
THERE IS HOPE
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The DSS plot is over btw. It was just flavor text to entertain us for a day.
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to be fair even if AI art can look ""good"", the only slop that gets posted here is the godawful shiny dogshit avatar of the copeg tranny
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>hear that telltale shriek
>mfw I know that a Wretch is about to teleport slash my ass even though I'm at the apex of a hover pack jump
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lobby doko
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>>578315503
youtube and spotify links generated via the share button
it's some tracking telemetry bullshit that keeps track of whom the link has shared with
if you were to befriend a guy you have shared spotify links with via the application you'd see a long list of shared songs corresponding to whatever you ever sent them prior to using the built-in messenger app
satanic shit
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>>578315506
https://youtu.be/DFQdd0boNqE?t=608
>been working since he was twelve
>saved up enough to buy a decent rig so he could earn more
>supporting his parents who are infirm and can't work
>seething just because he has a hobby he enjoys in an otherwise bleak existence
idk bro making fun of this guy says more about you than it does about him
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>>578316439
fucking QUEERS
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>>578316378
>IX
wonder what the armor passive will be
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>>578316540
OOOOOOOOH
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>>578315506
gucci house leak
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>>578316505
>muh sad story :(
nobody gives a fuck lmao
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>>578314559
>Redit tells me this shit weapon is good now
Never was
Still isnt
Go back to /cgg/
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>>578315328
I have never seen anyone use this card in a match.
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the amount of people who fell for the "ARBL is good on nu-squids akshually" gives me severe depression
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>>578315136
this is exactly the type of player that makes me seethe when i come across them
literal constant voiceline faggotry. Not like hdg lobbies where it makes sense as actual replies and tells
NEGATIVE AFFIRMATIVE NEGATIVE AFFIRMATIVE I NEED SUPPLIES NEGATIVE AFFIRMATIVE
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>>578287139
An authority figure, the super Earth high command pop ups, told them to defend it. The overwhelming majority of people are retarded npcs. Look up the milgram experiment.
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>>578317185
ABRL is good on every front. Only tourists that can't aim and don't know when to switch modes think otherwise.
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>>578317185
I shilled it day 1 and I was right.
It's literally good everywhere if you aren't braindead.
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>>578317236
Same, I couldn't hold myself back from blowing their head off with the constant voiceline spamming faggotry
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>>578317185
It's really good.
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>>578317424
I have yet to see anyone using it not end up with the highest accidentals and most deaths
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>>578317524
Why is your text backwards
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>>578317525
then you're not playing with skilled people
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>>578259554
Shit randoms are bad. We 3man D10 with my friends, tried several D8 with randos and it has been a struggle
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>>578317185
Except its good?
If you give it to the average player who has less IQ than the common housefly then yes, it is bad.
The same applies to pretty much everything.
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>>578317424
>>578317486
How do you use it on bots? Tanks/War Striders especially
Unless you just bring something else to deal with them
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i say this as an ESL by definition but i do not understand people that play games in their native language rather than english
It just fucking sounds ridiculous. You should have your hands cut off.
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>>578317486
ARLbabs
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>>578313032
what the fuck is abdoslop

also I'd rather we just had drawfags again like we used to
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>>578313860
>But its really not essential. just pick a clear landing zone and call in supplies early.
Fuck that pussy shit. We're dropping on the gazer spire.
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>>578317858
that one retarded coomer mod where every woman has proportions that makes hentai looks reasonable
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>>578317185
It's good, retard.
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>>578317525
You need to toggle it's fire mode
This is far too complicated for most husk creature
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>>578317858
just a short-hand name for these dogshit inflation tier coomer mods
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>>578317690
The secret of the arbl is that they're crutching on teammates to do all of the heavy lifting vs everything that the arbl can't scratch.
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>>578318036
>>578318080
Disgusting and, dare I say, tailored for the browns.
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>>578317690
>tanks
Heatsink or meltamine. Before meltamine it was strafing run.
>war striders
Hipjoing or meltamine. Before meltamine it was crisper.
In general for bots, you just delete patrols or clear dropships or bases from far away.
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>abrl is good
>;)
I mean I'm sure some new fag will fall for this if you keep spamming it
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>>578317690
just take eats or use any of your other slots that are now free because you have a chaff/heavy deleter
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Can I get a SC marker mod brehs
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>>578318140
Coordinating with your teammates to kill different enemies is teamwork and calling it "crutching" is the subhuman mindset I should expect from Helldivers 2 players.
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>>578275832
I use the expendable machinegun with the crutch pack.
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>>578317651
>then you're not playing with skilled people
Yeah, sure, yet in every /hdg/ lobby there's at least one guy with an ABRL constantly blowing up himself or teammates.
The two dead crushers he gets every few rockets are hardly worth it.
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>>578318140
>>578318326
your seethe doesn't work on me. I'm still going to take it, I'm still going to killmog you, and you're still going to sit there dick in hand waiting for anything to shoot while I wipe patrols as they spawn.
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>saaaaaar I kill mog you saaar, all izzat will be mine!
ABRLjeet just can't stop itself
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>>578318432
Post bugdiver and I will give you the link
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>>578318602
There are plenty of unskilled people in /hdg/ lobbies. That doesn't mean the weapon is bad
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It's more efficient to use something like the bolt pistol to shoot the ground off to the side as a sound lure to divert the patrol on a wild goose chase. No need to waste your support weapon on a meme
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>>578318890
Leave UN Inspector alone
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I can use the ABRL but decided to use the HMG instead because I don't want the autists in here to get mad at me, also it's more ammo efficient to kill Crushers with the HMG
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>stealthfagging
mmmmm nyo
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>>578304421
>he thinks the devs won't drip feed cultists over the next 2 years
We dont even know the illuminate home planet yet
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>>578312349
nice
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rape nyo posters
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There will be NO stealthfagging
There will be NO avoiding patrols
There will be NO shooting the fag calling in the reinforcements

Enemies of Super Earth. Make ready.
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eat
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>>578318157
You might just be gay anon.
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>>578315136
Wth, i had only seen a short clip of one unit and pictures before but this looks completely finished? And kinda fun, very different from what we have. How retarded are they if they decided to scrap this?
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>>578319534
Yes eating kebab right now yum yum
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>>578319534
mangia
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It's amazing how a single terrible design can ruin an entire faction
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>>578319167
If you didn't just buy the game for the 40k slop you know to just equip the flag
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>>578319534
Expendable weapons are the thinking man's support weapons.

>t. XMG and NEAT gang
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>>578319437
anyone who played the first game knows the illuminate home planet
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>>578319082
Eruptor - bolt pistol - thermites
Maxigun - machinegun sentry - autocannon sentry - patriot exo
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Killmogging is more about bringing the correct loadout than being good at the game.
All you do is spam AoE on patrols and reinforcements and fight enemy loops with overwhelming firepower.
Enemies can't do anything but die. There's no challenge.
With the right loadouts you can fight endless reinforcement loops for 40 minutes without dying.
tl;dr killmogging is just knowledge checking the game while your team does objectives.
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Come to think of it, I think that there is a lot of overlap between ABRL users and flag users
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>>578320180
Taking a gatling sentry with gas mines and eagle naplam (plus ultimatum and supply pack for a crutch) is the acme of skill.
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>>578320180
I still wonder if they haven't patched melee weapons not tracking melee kills specifically to limit the appeal of people going for melee kills.

Not that it stops me from trying to 1v1 I crusher with the saber.
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>>578320314
Bad loadout even for bugs.
You want instant kills so other teammates don't killsteal.
Also you want to bring stratagems and weapons that multiply kills or generate kills from the environments.
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>>578319534
>>578319805
All expendables is my default loadout because red and greens are unreliable.
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how do i use this for things beside getting 200% accuracy in the results screen
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>>578320512
>weapons that multiply kills
I have a suspicion that more weapons than people realize multiply kills. I remember seeker grenades being really obvious, but who would notice if something like a gigagrenade gave them twice as many kills as it should? During the recent personal order for mortar kills I got around fifty of them without ever bringing a mortar, which deepened my suspicion.
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>>578320687
You don't.
You see others use it, think it's good and then realize it's a sack of shit that deals piss poor damage and teamkills like mad.
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I for one care for my teammate's death count rather than their total kill count.
They can use whatever the fuck they want as long as they can keep their death count 0 and their killcount is atleast 50% within the team's average.
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>>578320831
it's just the guard dog + the k9, hellbombs of all kinds, SAM sites and until recently deescalator
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>>578320687
Run supply pack and treat it as a primary. Supplement with arc grenades and arc armor.
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>>578320831
>During the recent personal order for mortar kills I got around fifty of them without ever bringing a mortar
One of your teammates did bring one, and POs aren't very personal at all because anyone making progress shares said progress with the whole team.
The olny stratagems I know that conjure extra kills are the dogs and the hellbomb backpack
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>>578320831
>During the recent personal order for mortar kills I got around fifty of them without ever bringing a mortar, which deepened my suspicion.
personal order progress is shared to all squad members
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>>578320831
All guard dogs multiply kills. All of them.
ABRL counts objects destroyed as kills.
Portable Hellbomb both multiplies kills and counts objects destroys as kills, same for regular hellbomb.
All Arc weapons either multiply kills or don't count them at all.
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>>578320687
you shoot and pray the RNG arcs hit enemies instead of bushes and terrain
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>>578320687
don't aim for direct hits. take advantage of the fact that you the user are immune to its arcs.
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>>578321096
>>578321109
I'm a little embarrassed to admit I didn't know that.
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>>578320687
It can kill bile titans and war strders. Problem is that it is inconsistent.
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>>578321112
wrong on every count
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>>578321282
>nyooo don't share my secrets to killmogging
Lol, lmao.
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>>578321112
They might have fixed it not getting insane hellbomb numbers lately
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>>578321112
they fixed dogs and hellbomb a few patches back it was literally in the patch notes
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>>578321112
>ABRL counts objects destroyed as kills.
everything counts "objects" destroyed as kills, but it's literally just hellpods, emplacements, turrets and mine spreaders
you can get a killstreak off of them to verify - just destroy 3+ in a quick succession
otherwise you're full of shit - the only kill duping ABRL does is the rare desync on rocket strider rockets where it'll give you up to three kills on a kill, but I haven't had that happen in a fair bit
>guard dogs
just the arc and gun dog; they aren't counted to career stats anyway, but they will overinflate kills on the lightest enemies
since most of hot-dog and las dog kills are DOT, there's no way for the duping to take place
>hellbombs
yeah
>arc
nope, not anymore
deescalator is fixed, arc nade finally displays kills, arc hasn't duped shit in forever
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>retards claiming the ABRL is bad for "reasons"
>someone says they killmog with the ABRL
>retards now seething about being killmogged
ah, I'm noticing
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>>578321203
I think there is one or two exceptions, Like if you need to successfully extract.
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>>578321861
i've found that most ABRL users fail to notice most things on account of the constant fucking teamkilling they commit
actual subhuman retards
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the ABRL is bad because people are retarded and will TK you over 7 chaff kills out of incompetency rather than malice
it's just tourists on both sides
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>>578321112
"Doesn't play the game" award.
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>saaar you is seething saaar, me killmog you!!!
Just take your izzat and go, Rajeesh
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>now they're trying to pretend it's about TKing and not kill counts
lmao
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If you didn't do this at least once, you aren't from /hdg/.
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masks on
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>>578322276
we just need two more weeks to beat the curve
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>>578322276
I'm not getting vaxxed for cvoid.
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>>578322276
Vax and boosters when!?!?!?
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>>578322276
fuck it mask off
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>the whole DSS thing was just the redditor swede writers larping because they had nothing better to do
I am impossibly tired with the eternal swede. It makes me seethe uncontrollably when I think of the potential this game would have under nearly any other form of leadership. It is enraging to me to think that the neglect and mismanagement will continue, forever.

And there is nothing I can do.
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>>578322276
its so funny that normie goycattle will read this and go like "omg media literacy, this note basically means that the government has abandoned them, martial law!" but if this shit would happen irl they would all kneed like good boy golden retrievers and listen to every order from the government
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>>578322607
>all these planets getting voided
>New Stockholm will be miraculously spared
you just know
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>>578322276
Leave those squiggers to me...
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>>578322276
We urge all helldiver folkx to tape surgical masks over any and all ventilation ports on xheir helmet and hellpods. Stay safe out there and practice social distancing.
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>>578320687
I will never forgive how this thing thurned out.

>could have had the godliest crowd control support weapon in the game that inflicts Stun Grenade stun on everything it touches, to the point where it doesn't matter what its damage output is
>instead we get a RNG damage burster that deals less stun than the fucking Pummeler
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>>578322739
>>578322908
why did a single sentence make you seethe so hard?
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>>578322276
can they give us actual content, chatgpt can also generate me cringe LARP paragraphs like they are doing for free
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I wish the swiggers LARPed themselves into working and making the game better.
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>>578322276
What's the status on the refunds for wasted effort on defense MO's?
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Ah yes.....Remember when they tell you 9 trillion people will die from the vaccine? Bet the braindead niggers in here still think 5G towers are transmitting Covid into your brain
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>>578322939
who's seething? it's a play on the update in that image talking about WFH and his "masks on" comment you shadow boxing retard
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Botters: Obliterated the first Automaton Fleet.
Buggers: Liberated a Hive World.
Squiddies: Lost a quarter of the galaxy to the Lean Dimension.
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>>578317424
It's not good on bot front. Usuable sure, but preferable to other options? No. It's extremely inconsistant agasint many enemies, often not even properly damaging heavy enemies, even when it might hit weak points, because it's just down to chance.

>>578317185
It's good. It's good vs. bugs too.
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>>578323154
>squigger shitholes that no one wants to play on
oh no....
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>>578323058
I didn't take the vaccine and our family literally tried to catch covid on purpose to get that stupid EU covid pass and once mom got infected she gave her boogers to me, my sister and father so we would all get "infected" and we had a party once we all tested positive because we could enter shops freely once again.
And we all cured this "world ending disease" with hot tea and some nose sprays.
I don't care about 5G towers because you get more radiation from 5 minutes in the sun but injecting untested shit into your body can be irreversible.
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>>578323058
I'd rather be on the side of schizophrenics than on the side of the government.
Any self-respecting individual would agree, but you love to devour feces and it messes with your head.
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>>578322939
Brain damage from not getting vaccinated, the sooner they die the better, imagine turning your body into a magnet for all kinds of preventable diseases to own le libs. Natural selection at it's finest.
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>>578323528
>It's not good on bot front
>It's extremely inconsistant agasint many enemies
>often not even properly damaging heavy enemies
>it's just down to chance
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>>578323747
>this is the cope of the genetically castrated
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>>578323846
Go swallow some horsepills and overdose, bro
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>>578323636
>this guy could be in your lobby
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>>578323787
It's not a skill issue. I was using airburst launcher the second they added the cluster firing mode. It's just not impressive on the bot front, meanwhile I love it on the other fronts.
There are just some things the weapon does not do well simply by it's mechanics, and that's fine.
For example, trying to kill Harvesters or Bile Titans is a fools errand that no amount of skill will overwhelm.
You would think aiming a bit behind hulks would consistantly blow up their heat sinks, yet sometimes it doesn't. Not every weapon can do everything. Except the Meltagun, but it does require close range
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>>578319082
bastard...
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>>578324069
>"I just fucking love guzzling jewish cum"
Noted.
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>>578324069
Better to swallow horsepills than estrogen.
>>578323846
Says the one that's literally castrated.
>anon which fucking side are you taking
/hdg/'s side. Fuck off to /pol/ and talk about Helldivers in the Helldivers thread, you spiritual and actual transgenders.
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>>578319892
Hey unc can you point to me where Squ'bai shrine is located on the galactic map
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>14k bug divers on phact bay farming SCs for the Warhammer warbond (and probably doing the missions as well)
>resistance "Low" at 1.4%
>planet still not liberating
>progress actually dropped between me joining and completing a mission on the planet, because I've got squid and appropriator fatigue

Are they jugaading us by wiping our progress and having the planet resistance higher than displayed, in order to keep the bug planets open for future story arcs?
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>>578324295
>"da joos is preventing me from getting tuberculosis!"
Noted
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>>578324507
>(and probably doing the missions as well)
Its faster to farm SC by just quitting out after hitting the POIs and I'm pretty sure that counts as failed operation so in many cases they're likely not.
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>>578324589
>"covid gives you tuberculosis, actually!"
Leave it to a kike to out xerself, lmao.
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>>578324826
not beating the accusations
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>>578324117
>I don't want a guy who's family got infected on purpose and got healthy again without any medicine
Yes, good goy, remember - you can only cure diseases with vaccines and medicine! Nothing else is possible! Trust the science!
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What's the point of the Halt when the Sweeper exists?
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>irrelevant and/or retarded question
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>>578322276
>it's a joke about bosses asking you to come in even when the world is falling apart
>/hdg/: DA VAX?
as if you needed any proof this place is full of low IQ mouthbreathers
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>>578325032
>What's the point of the Halt
there is none.
maybe to gain some izzat in your disctroon server because you are not using "meta" gear but consequently dragging your team down at the same time.
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>>578324971
>he tanked a manmade illness and thinks he's going to be fine in the long run
It's so over for you.
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>>578322276
>the whole planet is consumed by interdementional eldritch swath of nothingness light-years in depth
>"So you're still coming into work today, yeah?"
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>>578325032
>break the bell on crusher
>pull out halt
>swap to stun mode
>blast it a few times while moving closer
>the stun animation just makes them wiggle around even more
stun is truly a cursed effect
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>>578325316
>he tanked an experimental rushed vaccine when normally they take multiple years to test and thinks he's going to be fine in the long run
It's so over for you.
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>>578324971
>we just need some home remedy shit like ye olden times
>ye olden times: behold, I have created a vaccine in this orphan's bloodstream, send him on a one way trip to the afflicted areas and give them treatment with his blood
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Getting Covid gives you brain damage, by the way.
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>>578324971
I don't want someone that eats boogers, cope with that however you like
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Hot anime girls are 99999999999999 times better than fucking COVID debates.
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>>578325546
reading "omg guys they activated the vaccine, they're all gonna die on the 4rmth of fembrary" posts over and over again for the past few years has been a source of constant joy for me, btw
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Why dont you niggers just go live in a cave or something and leave the modern world to us "libtards"
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>>578325623
I bet you wouldn't suck snake's venom out of your friend's penis to save his life because that would be gay
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>>578325776
9 gorillion people will die in 2 more weeks, just you wait!!! Kenedy Jr. told me so!
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>>578325794
I bet you'd suck your friend's penis to stop him getting a virus because a podcaster with "based" opinions told you to
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>>578325032
to be only used by truth enforcer larpers
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>>578325623
I like ur style. u dont care about the vax, its the booger eating. Honestly, im with you. Def no booger eaters in my lobbys plz and thx
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>discussion about covid ramps up
>my internet connection slows down as I keep refreshing the thread
I am noooooooticing!
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>>578326114
it's them 5g towers infecting you with artism
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>>578325794
I wouldn't suck venom because it doesn't work
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Is the defib armor actually useful for anything?
The only use cases I can really think of are using the extra time to complete an objective you got rag-dolled off of, using up the rest of your ammo/stims to make the most out of the reinforce, or to just use it to group up back with your team so when you die all your support weapons are close.
I want to know random anons opinions on defib.
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>>578326202
no, my phone plan doesn't include 5G speeds and my phone doesn't support 5G too, so I can not be affected by 5G towers!
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>>578326330
you fool, the signal goes everywhere whether you've got a device or not, why didn't you burn down your local 5g tower
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I'm getting retard fatigue. Every single game I join on hydrobius some retard dies and immediately leaves the game, then some other retard gets frustrated because they brought a dogshit loadout and they also leave. How do we filter these retards from the game?
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>>578325794
>swallow
>get poisoned
>infinite poison loop
This is what people who bought DD first do on weekends.
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>>578326447
I did, but they built another one. It doesnt work.
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we have our greatest minds working on this mystery...
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>>578326315
>can't be survive it, guaranteed to die once you run out of stims
>slows you to a crawl
>kills you so fast you realistically can't do anything that matters
useful for reminding you that arrowhead doesn't want you to have fun
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>>578326462
the only solution is to make or join a lobby here.
Pubs are literally unplayable for me ever since I found /hdg/ about 6 months ago
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>>578326587
>suspicious lack of content means we will get content!
The imagination of hopesissy's mind truly has no limits I see.
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>>578326534
It is too late for you.
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>>578326587
ministry of scienceGODS...
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>walking to next objective
>no fight happening or enemies nearby
>can even hear my own footsteps and the wind
>surprised by an automaton tank cresting over a rock 10 feet in front of me, completely silently, not even an engine whir
Man they need to fix the fucking audio in this game its not just immersion breaking from a gameplay perspective, it just looks straight up retarded when a freaking TANK is driving right next to you and doesn't make a single sound, in dead silence, so quiet you'd be able to hear a mosquito buzzing around, and not even the hum of its engine or the grinding of dirt and rocks beneath its treads. Goofy ass shit.
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>theres actually niggas worried about 5G shortwave radio hitting them wherever they go when they're getting bombarded by cosmic rays from screaming nuclear fireballs trillions of miles away, free floating particles from long dead creatures or eroded billion yeard old mountains and actual, literal ripples in the fabric of reality itself dating back to the very dawn of time itself
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>>578323154
How are we supposed to beat motherfuckers that can spontaneously steal planets!?
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>>578325546
>he tanked an experimental rushed vaccine
It wasn't a vaccine. It was a novel gene therapy of a sort that had never passed trials in the past, much less been deployed to the populace on a large scale, and that was intentionally mislabeled as a vaccine to piggyback on public trust of real vaccines and the long standing accepted practice of teaching the body's immune system to fight a pathogen by using dead or weakened versions of the pathogen to expose the person to the pathogen in a safe and controlled manner.
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>>578322582
>cvoid
That works too well, god damn.
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>>578327135
Steal them back, duh.
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>>578326315
Its better then the integrated explosives, since instead of trying to escape, dying, then blowing up ineffectively, maybe taking out 1 guy, you can blow all of your stims you have left to get off whatever grenades you have left in inventory.

Basically if you find yourself dying a lot with a full inventory, its helpful for breaking that habit of being too conservative with your grenades or stims.
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>>578326587
alright *huffs copium* I wasn't really convinced before but *snorts copecain* I'm starting to think that maybe *takes 400mg hydrocopedone* there might be something at gamescom
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>>578326114
Soon 4chan will go down for "maintenance" again.
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Rape ABRL users
Unless they use cluster
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>>578327135
Shoot them until they die.
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>high command has been mind controlled by the fancy void rocks
>helldivers deploy on super earth to plant hellbombs at super earth command buildings
>forced to shoot the new SEAF who will be deployed as the enemy faction
>side objective to level corrupted citizen apartment towers
>super earth anthem playing on loudspeakers in the city streets as you do it
I would respect arrowhead's satire if they did this.
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>>578327328
please, no... I went /out/ and got 23 mosquito bites last time
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Rape medicdivers
Because they'll thank you afterwards
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>>578327135
We are supposed to take the anomaly planet in the void. That has always been the main objective.
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>>578326587

Do you mind if I post this to reddit as well? After I enhance and tidy it up with AI,

Will give you 25% of my upvotes as thanks
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>>578327010
here, problem solved:
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/1034
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>fuckton of wretch and clubbers when there's 1-2 divers on a point
>once all 4 divers are on the point the spawns absolutely fucking vanish and we're just constantly turning around looking for a WHISPER of a spawn
>they're literally ALL gone
>just wait for pelican with our dicks in our hands for 2 minutes

i know we should punish solodivers but why the fuck would you make all the spawns stop if all 4 helldivers are together? we are now PREPARED to BLAST SHIT but theres NOTHING TO BLAST. hello? sweden? fucking retards
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>>578327521
>new SEAF who will be deployed as the enemy faction
we don't stand a single fucking chance
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>>578325169
sex with this thing
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>>578327379
ABRL
EAGLE CLUS
ORBITAL AIRBURST
ORBITAL NAPALM
Gonna run this build in my next op with /hdg/
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>>578327716
they all die to one bullet
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>>578326447
how do you burn down a metal tower? not even jet fuel could do the trick
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>>578327601
Why do you think they carry the stim pistol they're all chronic masturbators who shoot up between loads.
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>>578325032
...but, Shub is one of the few on humanity's side...
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>>578327601
See >>578280151
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>>578325032
for me, it's monster women because the monster is on the outside and they just want love which i will provide
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>>578325169
Good drawing, xister.
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>>578327601
>want to be a good healslutdiver
>the stim pistol is in probably the single worst warbond
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Bugs give us Oil
Bots can be melted down, you can steal their factories and repurpose their weapons and tech very easily.
What do Illuminate give us? Weird vibrations, crystals, and flower dust that makes you retarded.

WORTHLESS. SQUIGGERS ARE FUCKING WORTHLESS. I HATE SQUIGGERS.
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nooooticing how fast that post was deleted
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>>578328205
Don't worry baby, I'll kill all of the enemies for you. All you have to do is make sure I stay at full health and empty of cum.
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>>578326315
Mostly useless, there have been two occasions that I can recall where I've been able to deactivate a Jammer whilst walking dead, and in those situations it admittedly did feel cool, but 99% of the time it just feels useless. It either doesn't activate because whatever killed you also gibbed your arm or something, it randomly doesn't activate despite none of your limbs being gibbed, or it activates from non-lethal damage guaranteeing your death from something that would've been survivable with any other armor. Or, and this is the worst one, the passive activates and you go back to 100% HP, and then something kills you instantly again immediately anyway.
Fixing the passive is also the easiest shit imaginable and they won't fucking do it.
Either make it so that using several stims whilst walking dead restores you to full life.
OR
Get rid of the bleed out and slow effect, make the passive duration based lasting like 8~12 seconds, and make it so that you cannot die whilst the passive effect is active (except from your head getting gibbed, or from map-based stuff like death planes, diving into bug holes, or drowning), but that you're still guaranteed to die when the timer is up. That way you'd have a much better chance of being able to accomplish something cool before dying, and the passive activating doesn't feel like a fucking debuff.
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>>578328247
All the laser/plasma/shield weaponry we use to subjugate the other 2
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>>578328247
>repurpose their weapons and tech very easily
bots repurpose our tech, not the other way around
>What do Illuminate give us?
bro, your warp pack?
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>>578328247
>What do Illuminate give us?
incredibly advanced technology in excess of what we could develop
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>>578328205
But you're going to be a good girl and get the stim pistol, right healsissy?
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>>578328247
technology, technically. squids are apparently more advanced than us, but judging by what they're throwing at us these days that hardly seems to be the case anymore
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>>578328205
>worst
>when it has gas grenades and gas do
Nyo

>>578328323
>>578328384
>>578328417
>>578328458
That's all in the past, time to move on and realize Squiggers are fucking trash. We did the void/warp tech all on our own this run.
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The process is accelerating.
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>Make void
>Use it as a zombie storage away from the frontline where theyre needed the most to do their job as meatwalls
I dont get it. What was the point of the void?
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>>578328539
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reminder that the vg variable total shot can oneshot the leg of a crusher
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>>578328570
to incubate real squids
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>>578328523
>all on our own
>dark fluid is stolen illuminate technology
hmmm
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Swedes will spill grape juice on the galactic map and call it content
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https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/15367
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/15366
they're, uh, they're... out?
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>>578328695
and how many times can you do that before needing a resupply?
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>>578328570
The plan was to create an environment in which they could cultivate more forces without us being able to interfere directly like we can in regular space.
They probably didn't expect us to figure out how to get into the void so quickly.
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>>578328807
Like I said, that's wayyyyy back by now.
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>>578328539
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>>578328824
literally worse than abdoslop.
kill yourself.
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>>578328695
Does it have to be point blank, because in one /hdg/ lobby a guy brought it as an experiment and always the crusher would survive with some HP left.
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>>578328539
So true senior sister. Trust the process.
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>>578328885
bro your supply pack? are you new?
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no man, void diving had no adverse effects on us
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>>578328695
the math disagrees
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>>578328570
A giant distraction while the real threat gets taken directly to Super Earth leadership and makes them Illuminate thralls
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>>578329076
>muh crutch pack
I am old enough to never need that piece of shit
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>>578329067
>>578329107

i was actually bullshitting because i didn't wanna try it myself, i was waiting for someone to say "NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T"

so yeah thanks for doing the work for me, jeetslaves
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>>578329079
built for brawnydiver rape
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>can't do basic math
every day I'm more disappointed in this community
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>>578327693
Spawndev decided he hated solodivers more than existence itself, so his every decision and change reinforces that
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>>578329079
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>>578329079
Mandatory volunteers for the reproduction division.
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>>578327693
this anon doesn't know how map edge extract interact with the patrol spawning system
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>>578329605
I don't understand what the problem is with edge of map extract. Please explain this non issue to me.
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>>578327693
anon you dumb motherfucker
if there are no applicable spawn zones for enemies (no active outposts), enemies can only ever spawn from the map edge
and a diver being in proximity (75 meters) to the map edge will disable spawns
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>>578329605
>haha anon doesnt know basic swedish bad game design and doesn't know how to manipulate the game so it actually becomes fun what a fool
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>>578327047
people and animals have been stupid since the dawn of life anon. no news there
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>>578329763
>destroy all outposts
>so you can get bored at extract
should we just leave outposts then?
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>>578329772
>play the game
>don't ever research any mechanics intended or not
npc behavior
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>>578329079
>go to download mod
>nexus has placed even more annoying pop up windows (extra forced clicks) when you try to download mods to goad you into buying premium
god i fucking hate these tranny cocksuckers
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Is it cheating?
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>>578329920
just move away from the map edge
it's only an issue if there's a retard hugging the border
9/10 times you can be 75 meters away from the map edge but still within the extract zone
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>>578329746
patrols cannot spawn within 85 meters of a player
patrols spawn in the direction of intact outposts and in the direction of the closest map edge to the player(s)
if all outposts are destroyed patrols can only spawn in the direction of the closest map edge

if all players are closer than 85 meters to the closest map edge no patrols can spawn. when all 4 players are together at a map edge extract no patrols spawn as there are no valid spawn locations
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>>578329927
>play a game
>DON'T fully read and memorize its 5000 page wiki
>what an npc!
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>>578329079
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>>578316505
Based
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>>578329945
Your nexusnowait sire?!
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>>578329989
you can't cheat in a game with no win condition
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>>578328458
squids remind me of the sci-fi concept of alien species figuring out incredible futuristic tech but overlooking some incredibly simple technology for one reason or another. Like figuring out antigrav spaceship trusters and spaceflight, but completely missing the possibility of microchips, irrigation, or penicillin even existing.
It makes me wonder what the full extent of the human and squid tech differences are. It also make you think about irl how many simple tech innovations humans have possibly skipped out on/haven't caught onto yet.
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test
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>>578329989
No, youre just adding clarity to the mechanic the swedes wanted to remain obtuse for some reason.
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>>578329079
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/14916
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
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>>578330497
You don't understand video games.
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>>578330496
If I open it up, will you die?
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>>578330437
braindead npc take
pick up any book and read, son
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>>578330496
>lotta loyalty for a heavy pen crutcher
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>>578316505
Unironically kino. How the fuck does bro even get working internet? And what of his oh-so-friendly neighbors?
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>>578330496
I'm going to crash this pelican. With no survivors.
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>>578330583
Stop crying
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New Drop Get in
>>578330751
>>578330751
>>578330751
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>>578329107
>ignores the 1.8x diving damage multiplier from added bullet velocity
pathetic
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>>578330103
2 and a half minutes doing nothing. Not the worst if a little boring.
Just play another mission
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>>578330756
These days? Starlink.
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>>578330646
>>578330717
>>578330768
thank you for all the yous the test is now concluded
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>>578330756
probably starlink residential, and he said the neighbors don't like him because he plays caramelldansen at max volume most hours of the day
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>>578327679
Thank you fucking christ it really is this simple even a modder can do it
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>>578329989
Yes.
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>>578329989
NOOOOooooo
You can't just mod the fog slop out because...
BECAUSE YOU JUST CANT
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>>578329079
They just need Super Earth stamps on their thighs now.
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>>578323154
Dont care about the void planet
I finally got to play on the clean metropolis tilesets



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