Anime Waifu Edition>Previous>>578159161>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSAug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHoAug 12 Battle for the Gateway Planet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTltwbS4KYAug 14 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrOOHtrJJBoAug 18 Heart of the Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7LcerKPa4M>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionAug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012Aug 17 1.007.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134145952
well that was odd
>>578206126when and why did we remove the modding guide from the op again?https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png
wont let me delete the other general im sorry.
Why did we die?
Why did the previous thread get deleted?
>>578206509Someone levied some insults against jannies that landed a bit too close to home
AND NOW, THE GALACTIC ANTHEM OF SUPER EARTH:[Intro]Freedom must reign over every last starThrough citizen's blood spilled in our righteous warsHonor their deaths, do your parts for the cause[Verse 1]Steadfast support of our regimeIs how humankind will reign supremeNo questions or doubts shall be allowedTraitors will all be disavowed[Chorus]Managed democracy is the true pathAll who resist it shall suffer our wrathWhite, yellow, blue, flying on all the worldsJustice and hope are forever unfurled[Verse 2]Our way of life, galaxy-widePaved with the skulls of those who've diedUnslakable tide of Super Earth prideA torrent that can't be satisfiedWe sacrifice for paradiseAnything less will not sufficeCitizens rise, liberty riseSuper Earth, rise up to the skies[Outro]Stay free!
>>578206653>>578206758Oh well stay free from the jannies
apology for poor englishwhen were you when >>578159161 diesi was hat pc trying to download upcoming hentai game when notification ring'>>578159161' is die'no'and you??????????
>>578206582tranny janny melty
Was it because I said the dickle sucked
>>578206992Yes drop somewell being yes when some other time so be it yes.?
Looks like you guys have it rough here, no wonder honestly, why not move to /vm/?
>>578207479...NTA but do you seriously not know the meme format? It's a classic dude
>>578207629why not move a giant silicone horsecock inside your ass
Did the squids just hijack the DSS?
>>578208098Everything is fine aboard the DSS.
>>578208098They're pretty clearly going for Dead Space references here. The DSS is the Ishimura, the bowels of the source planet are the Aegis VII colony.
>>578207747must have missed it
So uh..
>>578208291>>578208557>>578208098it's never been so over
>>578208557Its just a Deadspace reference, don't expect anything to actually happen
>>578208557I'm afraid the Calypso will be quite mingin by the time they arrive on-planet
>>578208557Man it sure would be cool if we could fight on the dss instead of having it be resolved through fuckin text messages
>>578208557I respect the Ministry of Truth boys for at least trying their best to make sure the crazies on board don't do anything even more insane with the DSS.
ROBBY! NOW!
>>578206992i was eatn dorito chiprip
>>578208750>>578208557>mfw
>>578208850>Some new content would be niceFuck you swiggers are going on another 6 month holiday and the chinkshit subcontractor doesnt know how the game engine works as it's some boomer trash
Lobby Kokosteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242787661184/76561198040375859
>SEAF drops 15 blue berries per instance>run up and spam FOLLOW ME! as they exit and are bunched up>become Olimar with a horde of auto-aiming death dealing blue berries Now THIS is pod racing. This is fun as fuck.
How would Super Earth fare against an actual necromorph outbreak?
Uh bros? Why did the number go UP?
>>578209213Full
>>578209426lmao
>>578209426>They're bringing samples back to Super Earth.Uhhhhhh.
>>578209426Are we going to invade super earth to coup the squid brainwashed politicians?
>>578209426Oh my fuck! but whats in it for us.
>>578209732The government is hoarding big titted squid girls found in the breeding chambers
>>578209848Best they can give is invading Super Earth and fighting off squids (again)
>>578210058Maybe we'll have to invade super earth instead.
>>578210303It actually would be kind of kino if the squids managed to plunge super earth into the void
And previous thread lobby closes.Thank you to the several anons that rotated in! I felt a little off today but the lobby helped pick my spirits up.Going to enjoy a well-timed break from the weather to walk my dog and maybe pick a few things up from the store.Apologies to the anons I shot in the face, chest, and legs since I didn't equip the stim pistol.
>>578210478I'd pay 5 whole dollars to the devs NOT to have us forced to fight fucking squids on super earth for 3 weeks in a row again
>>578209426
>muh ai generated textSo Where is the content? This is another forced loss move the goal posts and cope shit show like cyberstan
>>578209426There's no way high command is that retarded.
SHIT
>host decides to tk me at extract and then kick metruly a fucking delight every time
Remember that all important victories/losses are pre-determined, so don’t bother sweating the mo or consequences.If there was 100% players on the mo planet, the galactic modifier would be 0.
>>578208557>the most interesting thing to happen in the MO is done through text messages with no gameplay component or consaquence Brilliant move you stupid fucking swedes.
>>578211283The only thing that should be bannable. Straight up griefing goes completely unpunished.
>>578206126>go take a shower>janny has a tranny meltya grave offence in their culture, im sure
>>578210843Even though I honestly loved the battle for super earth, i kind of agree. There really won't be anything with as much impact as that initial battle for super earth without either introducing a new faction or significantly changing up a faction
>>578206126The airburst is like an israel jew with how it RAPES those kids
>DSS has 1.5 million personnel and soldiers on board>very likely all dead That is going to be one haunted bitch
>>578212009bonged?
>>578211984missions to the DSS and having to fight inside a near pitch black station facing dead space horrors would be kino
>>578212287best I can do is two paragraphs of flavor text
>>578212287>Completely indoor mission>No stratagems>Dark zones that require terminal access to turn on lights>Gear and resupplies need to be scavenged>Majority voteless and necromorphs with fleshmobs
>>previous>deleted threadJanny... why are you like this ?
>>578212287ai would absolutely shit itselfdo you want to work the swedes to death?
uh guys, if you warp to Calypso you can hear the knocking... like I'm not shitting you turn up the ambience
>>578212287Even if it's just the wretches/necromorphs, fighting them in almost complete darkness in super tight quarters for an exterminate mission would be pretty cool
>>578212287t. Never used a melee weapon or smg in this game.Half the melee weapons have recoil and 0 ergo with the smgs having drunk unc sway. It's pure ass using them and a interior map would hard filter the console trash so I kinda agree.
>Everyone crying about crashes>Me playing on a shitbox with a lot of mods not having a single crashSounds like you wasted 10k on a scam, little guppy. But hey, at least you can watch your game crash in 6 gorgillion FPS in 500k
>>578212572>enemies coming out of walls to fuck you upyeah, no
>>578212572On the plus side there would be armories everywhere with every support weapon available, just no red or green stratagems.
>>578212746blue board friend
>>578212748They already do that in city maps lmao
>>578212287Like two hours from now we're going to get an update that everyone on board is going on a reeducation vacation or something, the DSS will be down for a week, then it it will go back to being above a Terminid world and (You) will be grateful Swedeman took time out of his day to grace you with his literary genius.
>>578212780Less ammo boxes, more random primaries just lying around. Maybe even the occasional Trident or Eruptor if you succeed entering the weapons testing lab sub objective.
>>578209426>Don't' shoot, I'm with the science team!I'm holding down the trigger
>>578212821yeah, we don't need to get raped like that on a ship
>>578212652WHY IS THERE KNOCKING ON OUR SHIPSLIKE THERE'S BANGING ON MY DESTROYER
>>578212287Too kino for arrowhead. It'll never happen
>>578212816there's no nudity in that image
>>578212816Nintendo swith game.
>wear democracy protects>glitch exploiting headless grit/oxy shitter blow itself up with ultimatum again>democracy protectsOut crutched faggot
>>578212746Super glue would fix that right up.
>>578212878Why are you such a faggot?
>>578213108It's a gift from God.
>>578212652Where in the super destroyer?Standing at the bridge I can hear the ship creaking, the galactic map making it's wish-woosh hologram noise, and what appears to be space wind. And the fucking tv from all the way back, my ears are about to bleed.No knocking though, unless I'm mistaking it for the ship's creaking.
>>578213268It's not constant. It's every few minutes I hear banging from behind me.
>>578213268you gotta give it at least 30 minutes before the knocking starts
>you can jump to CalypsoConcerning
>>578212287During the leadup to Oshaune release, they talked about (during one of the streams where 2 devs played, 1 was female i think) how they design missions and where they have trouble creating new assets (so, everything we get is a mix of existing things just reskkinned, anyway) they also mentioned how they wanted in-ship boarding maps, but it didnt really workout without strategems, now we know how that panned out with cave biomes etc, with the holes in the ceilings allowing drops at certain parts, but, if they do want to revive the ship idea (that they scrapped), it would be a good time to do it, lore wise u get a reason to drop it, if it doesn't work that well, u scrap it (we nuke the DSS or whatever);but we both know they won't release boarding gameplay :(
>>578213359Oh yeah, now that you mention it, that creaking is going thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump sometimes. Very unnatural, so that's probably it.Neat.Not worth turning up the sound all the way though. The footsteps alone cause hearing loss.
>>578213445I'm parked there and AFKing out of protest over this shitty update.
>>578213609Wait what footsteps
>>578213048>wear democracy protectsmany deathless dives began with this pick
>>578213546they could also just do it like commando missions where you can only call stratagems in at the beginning, maybe in some kind of giant hangar area
>>578213445>>578212652>>578212959>>578213268Delirious HRT tranny hallucinations
>>578213703the ones you make while walking around
>>578213546>we know how that panned out with cave biomesReinforcement beacon fix never ever...
>>578213743Why do you need attention this badly?
>>578213919>Says the tranny making shit up for attention
>>578213268I hope (You)'re not shitting me
>>578213734Please anon, these are Swedish Devs. They can't get the npcs to path in confined or multi layer geometry because they didn't move to unreal engine like everyone else did
>>578212009The Camera is great
>>578213976You are like the guys who showed up in the ed edd eddy general thread and went "this game isn't real!"
>>578214064>Samefagging tranny
join or post assProper SEAF Artillery loading order is as follows:Mini Nuke (Black), Hi-Yield Explosive (Orange), Explosive (Green), Napalm (Red), Static Field (Blue), Smoke (Grey)steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242791578955/76561198410446740
>>578212663I mean if it's just voteless and wretches/necromorphs then even a console babby should easily survive using shotguns, just don't stand near them when they do.>>578213546Yeah, unfortunately it sounds like fun but also like it requires work, which is sadly anathema to the swedes
>>578214195Which Ed would you bring to D10?
>>578212287you'll get a "exctract with 20000000000000 samples to support the investigation" MO on the same planets and if you're lucky you'll get two paragraphs of story line if you win
>>578214239Get help, porn addict.
Are you STILL coping about the cultists you dense subhumans?
>>578214195Theres no tappling on Calypso. Youre experiencing auditory hallucinations from an overdose of estrogen from your dirty HRT needles.
>>578214239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH1u2kzd0Zg>Some poor mother on the DSS is experiencing the squid version of this right now
JANNY ARE YOU OKAYARE YOU OKAY JANNY
>>578214306you are a nigger
>>578214365>Reddit Space
>>578214260Have you used a gun in this game at close range? Your character won't even point the weapon straight, they move it to avoid touching the enemy. It's fucking dog water.
I swear the Ultimatum is maliciously coded on PS5 so when you toggle between your support weapon and primary, the Ultimatum will be selected just to try and catch you out the second you pull the trigger on something in face range.
>he's a consolenigger
>>578214763>He's still platformfagging in 2026
>>5782142393/4
>anon bible about hearing shit on calypso>warp to calypso>fucking nothingfucking schizos babling nonsense again
>>578214872you are an inferior extra nigger because you play on the nigger console, you're so unbelievably far beneath anyone else here its unreal. its like when you step on an ant and you feel nothing. thats you, you're a nigger ant
>>578211920airburst chads rise up.One of the support weapons that take a decent amount of brainpower to use. It's like having 6 ranged orbital burst strikes in your pocket with only a 4-5 second cooldown with the reload. I know it's not the best support weapon, but it feels so good to wipe out an entire enemy patrol from across the map. Why worry about the patrol spotting and attacking you in the future when you can just kill them all preemptively. Airburst and the AT lawn chair are the kings of cross-map patrol/objective wiping/crippling before you run in.
guys the fucking planet is gone from both the in-game starmap and the companion app
79 second cooldown should be the orbital railcannon strike's default.
I was just vibing and this kinda caught me off guard
>Emergency jump from CalypsoIt's happening?
>>578212652Sex with gigi.
>>578215153I was just parked in orbit next to it and just got emergency jumped to Super Earth
>>578208557This won't change anything btw amd it will be resolved abruptly through text
>game buggedI either got conscripted by the squids or swigger code struck me downanyway it's going to afoyay bay now
>>578213108Blame the swedes, not him. They have never once delivered on any of the flavor text stuff. It's always been massive teases for cool shit we never get to see.
>>578215320>truth enforcers aboard doing spec-ops shit just got air-lock dumpedFeels bad man
>>578215320Did they just gas 1.5 million people?
>you are an inferior extra nigger because you play on the nigger console, you're so unbelievably far beneath anyone else here its unreal. its like when you step on an ant and you feel nothing. thats you, you're a nigger ant
>>578215320>burned or vented the entire station Kinda hardcore but there it is, kids. Your big nothingburger.
>everyone 10 levels below me is a retoornshitter>everyone 10 levels above me plays the game too muchFeels great to be in the sweetspot.
Guys I got fucking emergency warped away from Calypso and the planet is fucking gone
>>578215089Imagine tying your self-worth and status to products. You're no better than Applefags.
>>578215320they spaced them, holy shit
Calypso is missing on the map.
>>578215320it's gone.
>>578215153I am ready for more nothingburger kino
>>578215320Wow, imagine how cool this would be if it happened in game.
doko
>>578215320>>578215738Best case scenario, they just pulled a GLaDOS and nerve gassed the entire thing.Worst case scenario, the minitery is still lying to us and the squids just nuked a planet and are refueling to hit another
>>578215913What's Calypso? You okay anon?
>>578215835What level are you?
surely that means more content right we are getting cultists right
>>578210989>dyrbi
>>578215867you are an inferior extra nigger because you play on the nigger console, you're so unbelievably far beneath anyone else here its unreal. its like when you step on an ant and you feel nothing. thats you, you're a nigger ant
Anyone else not able to warp to afoyang bay?!
>>578216069240
oh wow would you look at the time
>>578214307Tbf the whole Cultist situation is absurd to the point it stretches belief.>what do you mean they cut a finished faction? Which puts more work on themselves as they now have to spend more time, effort, and money to redesign the illuminate missions and maps to fit this zombie slop?>thats fucking stupid, it can't be realBut it is real. And thats the worst part.
>DSS corrupted >Calypso missing>void expandingWe’re so fucked
did they just space everyone on the DSS?
>>578216234Bro you play too much.I got ~800 hours at level 188 playing strict d10 since they made it, and that’s way too much.
>>578215320>>578216016Best case is they did a full Baryon sweep
>>578215913>>578215937
Lmao ventilated them niggas
cultists tommorow trust the plan
>everyone calls the SEAF fuckers blueberries>their minimap icons look green to meis it possible to go colourblind as you get older or did I fuck up a setting somewhere
>>578216852Their armor is blue retard
>>578216852their armor is bluetheir map icons are green (because a player color is blue)
>>578216852Anon, the minimap icons are green, but that's only a recent edition. Now look at their armor. What color is it?
>>578216530Lil retoornfag
>>578214239Real niggas realize this list is shit. I'll fix it for you. Priority Order (which ones are better):>Mini-nuke>High yield> Napalm> Static>Explosive>smokeLoading order (almost opposite):>Smoke>Explosive>Napalm>High Yield>Static>Mini-nukeOf course load the best ones you have at your disposal, but out of what I have available I usually put in the shitty ones out of the bunch first, because 9/10 when you have absolutely nothing else to throw at a giant pile of enemies is when you should use the SEAF artillery, over the course of the mission your team will probably slowly chew through the artilleries ammo, and usually saving the mini nuke or high-yield for last will be the best for getting you out of shitty situations later in the mission when you are low on resources or reinforcements. Why use the best ammunitions to blow up a patrol that you could otherwise kill normally? Save the good stuff for "oh shit' situation: when you need a get out of jail card. I also like to sometimes load a static shell second to last so that way you can static a big group of enemies and keep them in one spot to immediately mini-nuke/HYE/or napalm them afterwards.
All those poor colonists from Gaellivare and the western planets from the bugfront that got gloomed that were staffing the DSS just died horribly.
What did they do? They couldn't have used the black hole laser otherwise we would have seen it. What did they do to Calypso?
>>578215913
>>578217069also it's a bit reddit and autistic, but listing the loaded rounds in the chat is helpful
In which part of the map is afoyay bay? It's still there ...right?
>>578212652It's not just calypso, I heard it last night at Seasse. Thought I was going crazy.
Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
What's insane is the DSS had 1.5 million people on it. That is an absurd number. To kill that many people would require Event Horizon levels of bullshit
Are we winning yet?
>>578217265east of squid frontyou got that row of 3 squid planets, it's above the middle one
>>578217430It's literally as easy as turning off all life support systems on the ship and venting every room of oxygen for like an hour or two.
>>578212746She's fine
>>578214536I finished leveling my breaker shotgun to 25 back in oshaune when it was predator strain in the caves and I thought it was pretty doable
>>578217332Getting gaped vibes from this post
Guys we recovered a tape from the DSS!!!!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVwqv3mZsyM
>>578212816>Jannies actually listened to this absolute faggot.holy fuck what a cucked website.
>>578216131Melty
>laser cannon>laser revolver>laser rifle>laser drone>laser sentry>orbital piss laserAmmocels be seething over laserchads
What loadouts are you guys running for the void planets?
All I'm saying is that if they put anything on my ship I am shitting my pants. My ship is my safe place.
>>578217174High Command and the Ministry of Truth overrode the entire nav network to restrict all traffic to and from the planet, to the point of blanking it out.Whatever is going on there is undemocratic to the point of needing a full plausible deniability scenario.Or, that 20-man-turned-35-person team did it to keep themselves isolated while they carry out their plans without fear of getting dived on.
I hope they killed all those retarded eagle storm pilots
>>578217750>erm gore good fuck jannies >.^(piss off ya wanker
>look away from the game for an hour>come back to an entire planet being gone>science team is down to 11>Super Earth is greyed out and no diver is on itShit ain't looking too hot, chief.
>>578217969If they really did black hole the planet then super earth will be shitting themselves to cover it up and won't let anyone see it.
>>578218001this is a general dedicated to a game where having your player character turned into a gore pile exactly like the one depicted there is a common occurrence
>>578217902>eagle strafe/napalm/airstrike>orb gas>cremator>gatling sentry>stoker>grenade pistol>impact nades>desert stormer armor
>>578159305i told you it'll happenstop baking if you're going to use free vpns you fucking spastic
>>578216520God it's a good day to be a truth enforcer.obviously not the ones on the DSS. I'm talking about the ones power washing the dead body stink off the DSS
I would bet good money that Arrowhead simply fucked something up on the backend trying to do their le epic reddit larp and Calypso disappearing was a complete mistake and not a happening.
>>578217750I didn't even report him man
>combine every squid subfaction instead of putting 3 fucking units per planet>they're now fun to playReally makes you think
UPDATE>"Due to the incredible amount of Patriotism shown by the Helldivers during this campaign, Super Earth is rewarding them with the right to unholster and carry their weapons inside their Super Destroyer! Strictly for increased feelings of Freedom and Liberty, Helldivers are encouraged to keep their weapons close to them at all times for a well deserved moral boost!"
>>578218134Mods that change reload animations are allowed?
>>578217750>post off-topic tranime that has nothing to do with the subject of the thread>WTF WHY DID IT GET DELETED AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEAnd it'll continue to happen until you and your ilk learn.
>>578218134What the fuck gun is that?
>>578217654can male citizens report too? squssy orgy on the dss
>>578217750Rule 3 part d. Act shocked, eternal summer election tourist.Better yet, lurk more.
>>578217654AI Slop please commit traitorism
>>578218482It really does, it really does.
>the DSS is backHOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT.
Where is the DSS?Is it safe?Is it alright?
>>578218486too kino for the swedes to ever implement
>>578218745
>DSS fucked up the squid invasion of Super Earth >It is now non-operational with the crew dead
>>578217750>holy fuck what a cucked website.And yet you still choose to stay here, curious
>>578218946>AI slopCommit treason
>>578218884>>578218910Looks fine to me :)
>>578214365I want 3 of those as a backpack strategem, imagine throwing that thing at a fleshmobHave one more you stupid idiot
>>578219024
>>578219074Nice coomshit mod, Dessfoxx. You're an idiot btw
>>578219074hi dessfoxx
spamming your dogshit doesn't make you more likeable
>>578218983Because it was a good website and it can still be a good website, just without FAGGOT jannies.
So they're using prisoners and dissidents for the crew...I dont...I dont think thats a good idea
You guys forgot the best part this genre of horror the ship comes alive
>>578219149>AI slopCommit treason
>>578212652where is calypso? i genuinely cannot find it lmao
>>578215913>>578215937Literal nothingburger, bravo AH, genuinely
>>578219357
>>578219409>>578216739
>posessed ship>entire fucking planet is gone>horrible mutated humansThey're literally so fucking close to Kino it's insane they're going to fumble it again
>>578218910I'm still sad that there is no DSS lobby where you can run around and talk to other random players. Doesn't even need to be that big, just give us a hallway with a big space-view window and some tables or something. or In the ideal world where they don't have a budget:>public 12-24 player lobby similar to the deeprock space station>readyornot style shooting range that has funny wooden targets of bugs and robots>npc seaf soldiers and shipmates everywhere>Maybe add some silly minigames similar to the outlast trials>lore and worldbuilding tidbits everywhere
Speaking of jannies
>>578219261seems like they're just the expendable cleanup crew. I think they gassed the ship... The better question is if it worked.
>>578219446>>578219525>AI slopKeep spamming it please
>>578219185>>578219196Yeah, oh well
>>578218610That's a fucking Kriss Vector whose equivalent would be in the game along the Elysium AK if AH wasn't fake and gay and only larping as military autists
Helldivers fighting inside the DSS, commando mission
>578219575kill yourself
>>578219631Please give me (You)'s if you're going to say such things otherwise I might
>>578219631
Isn't Friday update day as well?
Let us cleanse the galaxy of alien's cum
>>578219662fvll....
>>578217069You put the best shells first for the situation where, "Holy fuck i need everything dead now." or "I want this side obj that requires a hellbomb dead now and/or i cant call in a hellbomb right now."those situations may not always happen, but when they do it's helpful to have a hellbomb on demand.your load order is fake and gay and if you touch my arty gun i will rape you and make you gay by pecker punching your prostate until you blow your faggot load on the floor
>>578219498>>578219596I so very badly want AH to do cool stuff like this, but I knowing them it saddens me that it just won't happen. Maybe there is still SOME hope, but I wouldn't bet on it.
>>578219525What happened to her legs?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242795352949/76561198051808629Come do squid games
>>578215136I should try the pineapple grenade out too, the pyrotechnic is ok, just wish there was a armor with ergonomics boost and extra throwables
>11 messages press ZI'm not reading all of that nya
>>578218482
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/ILTs9lYxxHg
>>578218952No no no you fucking nigger, no it didn't.We were about to fucking win because there was a MO whose reward was removing more % of Illuminate reserves than they fucking had, and then Joel jingled the keys to a DSS.You motherfuckers took the bait like you always do because you never fucking learn, and you diverted away from a won MO, losing it, only to bring the super teamkill collateral damage generator with integrated helldiver mulcher eagle storm 9000 to the planet. Kys
Geez Louise son its just a video game
>>5782202272/4
>>578220352>DSS is back and is alive>currently being vaporized from the inside>crew are going crazy and jumped to Calyptothat's all
Welcome to illuminati we got>HP bloat>HP bloat>HP bloat>and of course HP bloat
>>578220691come on it's not that bad, there's also hp bloat
wait Calypso was a real planet?
>>578218482mindless masses and vote natchers fit together nicelyinvasion fleet and appropriates fit togetherappropriators, vote snatchers, and invasion fleet all at once are too much of a jumbled mess
>>578220307Pineapples are the kind of grenade where the power spikes when you throw multiples of them. They're decent at wide coverage and do an alright job at deleting/crippling crowds.
>>578220227GET THE FUCK IN HERE OR ELSE2/4
>>578219506The people put in CECOD were put there in the first place because they were ayy fanatics, and now Super Earth is just letting them run havoc around the ship. I'm sure this is a great idea.
>>578220434https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpYz4EQVo1w>>578220868>inb4 DSS suddenly jumps to Rirga bay to blow up the void gateway
>>578220691But no enemies that want you to bring AT pen.
>>5782202273/4
>>578220775A hard to manage mess is the good stuff.
>>578220307Pineapple was good on Sissy yesterday, haven't tried them against the mechs yet tho
>>578221097fvll
>>578219769>>578219787>>578220135These are hot, but as a /xeno/fag Imm wondering if can you do it the other way around? An overseer squigger girl branded with a helldivers skull or super earth logo would be kino. Or are squids too hard to gen well?
>>578221530>Democratic squid womenNow that's more like it.
Guys, if you don't use the in-game voice chat and you have it set to disabled. Make sure that your microphone privacy settings are also set to not give Helldivers 2 microphone access.I just got a system notification that the game was granted mic access despite having voice chat manually disabled.
I haven't found a 100 SC drop in like a year
>>578221615the mods are useless
Don't mind me, just "cleansing" this foul shrine.
>>578220773If you can't remember Calypso, you either joined in 2025 or this year, or you have serious dementia
>down to needing to max out 8 more weapons>2 are the kind where the only "improvements" are worthless optics options that don't actually change anything>also the Constitution and Torcher, which literally only have paint job optionsI'm so close...
What happened to the DSS guys ?
>>5782142391/4 repopulate pl0x
>>578222128Drink more liber-tea
>>578215331Really? Gigi? She's literally asexual you'll never convince her to sign the C01 Permit. You can do better than her anyway
>>578223212asexuality isnt real, its a lie from whores who havent had a dicking
>>578223279So fvcking based.
>>57820942635P.....
>>578220773Calypso unplanet suggestion doubleplus ridiculous verging crimethink.
When is Arrowhead going to say the C Word?
>>578219964You are a fool, but I guess whatever floats your boat>teammates use all the good shit on random enemies early in the mission. later when you are up shits creek you call in arty only to have a pitiful smoke cloud puff in your face as you get mauled to death, or it misses the objective and only manages to piss off the enemies. or>Save the heavy ones for a later, not only is it more cinematic but I'd almost always prefer having the good shit saved for when resources are low, wasting good seaf arty on random objectives just because your loadout sucks is lame. unless you are solodiving exclusively, you need to account for people being inefficient.
ggs, squidworld could still use some warp ship drops though.
>>578209426ok r*ddit
>>578223484i dont have this problem, i play with comms.you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
>>578223543gonna take a while to get all that mud out of your armor kek.
>>578223543whys there a circle stuck on your screen?
>>578224431warrant
>>578224431That's the Warrant lock-on circle, I was blasting all the elevated overseers while waiting for the hellbomb to drop.
>>578208557Joel is just mad we won the Calypso MO 1.5 years ago, so he is removing the planet now.
>stuck at work all night>busy tomorrow>then going away for the weekendI just wanna kill squiggers bros.I can maybe sneak 1 op in tm afternoon
>>578223212And?
Guys is the DSS arc moving forward?
>>578220227Now at 2/4 COME JOIN NOW
>apparently lots of cool stuff is happening>it's 1amThis shit's fucking retarded.
>>578225223The squids will use the DSS to Star of Peace Super Earth
>>578223428Im not sure if they'll ever actually acknowledge Cultists beyond those interviews. I want those fucking Cultists, I like how they contrast the other factions>chitin>steel>clothAnd they're one of the more unique sci fi alien factions I've seen. All of it cut for outsourced slop thats only now semi complete, after two years.
I know we're tired of collab slop but i'd kneel if the DSS arc ends in at least a knock off deadspace armor or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-Wd7G_K4qUIt's here
>>578210784why was the hulk waving
>>578214239lust provoking imagesteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242791578955/76561198410446740
>>578225470I want the cosmonaut looking armor from DS2.>Made Whole Again>+100% Limb Health
https://youtu.be/SMMlbaNVlGY
>>578225470>Necromorph squid enemies>Plasma works well against em>DSS having an Ishimura moment>Dead space knock-off helmet as campaign reward
>>5782202273/4 Boys
>>578220227GGs, sorry for leaving early. Good diving out there.
>>578225753This looks like a football helmet that doesn't match anything else. Hope they'll do a unique passive for the armor.
>kill 250 voteless i know where the best place is to find voteless! difficulty 1!
>>578225879saved
>>578225931I think the next leaked helmet was gloom related so probably won't be getting matching armor for a while
>>578206126Prediction on how the cultist concept might be brought back with the new biotech flavored Illuminate:>Illuminate create Human-Squ'ith hybrid soldier (see Avatars from XCOM 2)>They fight with a mix of guns, melee, and cultist powers
D10bot or bugsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242800236499/76561197999417031
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242795352949/765611980518086293/4
>>578226160Arrowhead bended the knee ONCE to the Chinese. All the fellating that came afterwards was of their own free will.
>>5782262893/4
>they gifted us a new slurYou're all a bunch of fucking DURs. I bet you masturbate to squids like a degenerate fuckbucket.
>>578226441>bended the kneecorny ass nigga
>>578226465We're fighting squids stupid
>>578226590that's dumb just stick with nigger or something
>>578226721I don't give a fuck about your fantasy of doing what your swedish masters tell you to. I'm having fun with the boys, virgin
>>578226648That makes yo momma the corniest nigga alive
>>578226725>hurr dur, stop doing things I don't like
>>578225931It would look good in the Helldivers color scheme. I do not understand why arrowhead refuses to give us their own default, standard issue color scheme that improves the visual cohesion, presentation and arguably overall visual quality so much that it's fucking ridiculous. It doesn't even make sense. For the passives I can sort of see their side regarding muh bacon flavored apples but the colors are just colors. It means nothing across the sets or passives.
>>578226979>>578226590>hey reddit check out my new word rofllmao I love cock
>>578225753If the armor has a RIG that accurately represents your health I will kneel.
The DSS arc is just an excuse to give events about why the DSS isnt available until it can save the MO in the 'nick of time', nothing is going to actually come of any of the necromorph stuff in the story
>>578227102"hurr dur" is internet slang that's older than you areYou done outing yourself or do you got more in the tank?
>>5782262893/4 bots JOIN NOW
>>578227197Calypso is fucking gone
>>578216932Its orange. Im color blind btw
>>578227659I will find it
>>578227320I've probably been here longer than you've been alive, chud. Your post was still dumb and gay.... just like your pathetic life. Now do not reply to me anymore scrub
How is Airburst on appropriators?
>>578226289FVLL
>>578227197There's no saving this MO at this point dude
>>578227197
>>578227784Holy shit, that hit a pretty sore nerve of yours didn't it?If pointing out that a phrase out-dates you is enough to get you this riled up then walking into the history section of a library would turn you catatonic.Keep doubling down on how you think you've been on this site for over 60 years though. It's a good laugh.
Make your choice /hdg/:Automaton wife/husband>Autistic and blunt>Avid singer with an industrial music taste>Political activist and preachy>Can fix any tech problems you have >Will subtly pressure you to get piercings, body-mods and/or cybernetics>cool vehicles and a good welder/sculptor>smarter than youTerminid Wife/Husband>Good at gardening (especially mycelium)>Warm and very cuddly (also covered in razors) >Athletic>Very social and has lots of close friends>difficulty with using things made for bipeds or creatures with hands>dumber than you>slightly feral>upbeat and bubbly with an innocent soulIlluminate Wife/Husband>Classy and refined>Racist and a unapologetic Eugenicist (will probably look down on you)>very concerningly religious and will try to convert you>Amazing tentacle assisted intercourse>Appreciation for the arts, mainly sculpture and architecture>Loves to travel>Will hide things from you and lie somewhat frequently >will invent things for youI hope this post formats correctly and the thread doesn't die like last time.
>>578228668found a DUR
>>578228986Go outside, this is sad.
>>578211368Reminds me of the updates on the seaf advance on cyberstan. Meanwhile we got to see absolutely nothing of that in-game. The new seaf update would've been great back then...
>>578229325arrowhead will make the next automaton MO pure kino Trust the plan
>>578229059you do know where you are posting right now... right? >>578226945>>578226979>>578227102>>578227320>>578227784>>578228668>>578229015Why is the thread so angry right now.
>>578229325We did not had the technology back then. They'll do the same and add boarding missions, but only after the DSS arc is done. :)
>>578227784there is no limit to the larp
im so angryangry about poststhe anon below me can go fuck himself
The ludicrous amount of LARP and posing probably killed the last thread.
>>578227197Pretty much. They did this before with Super Earth so Swedes think theyre being clever with le epik callback
>>578229804AIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>578228986helldiver wife, because im not a FILTHY XENOPHILE
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/15298>74kb mod does what Arrowhead hasn't implemented in 3 fucking yearsI'm not saying the game is bad without mods I'm saying playing it without mods now would be like going through hospital-grade opioid withdrawl
>>578228986I choose... boydiver.
>>578230448They don't have this in the Swedish military, not realistic.
>>578228986SEAF and Eagle-1 is right there.
>>578230458dont make me RAPE you
>>578228986Bugwife too stupid to do anything other than return my affections. Botwife and squidwife could be interesting, but I won't stand for being lied to, pressured, or gaslight by someone I'm supposed to be able to trust, so I've got to go with bugwife.
>Wake up>DSS is on Afoyay Bay>Calypso is fucking gone>1.5 million crews 'sterilized'What the fuck happened while I was napping
>thread bad>lobbies bad due to update tourism>not getting to enjoy my new squigger content as a squidficianado:(
>>578230780
>>578230448I might be ignorant, but why would this matter? Do you not know what your own guns you're taking do?
>>578230780Rip legend
>>578230780Shouldn't have been napping. We also lost a thread.
>>578230983You are ignorant, but thats okay
>>578230983It relays what the gun's firemode is in(i.e., HEAT or HE, Flak or Cluster) to the right of your health bar, instantly whenever you draw said gun.
>>578230983information is time and effortthe more information is acquired in less time with minimum effort the betterdo you want to check your gun mid-firefight because you're unsure of the Swigger coding of the game you're playing even registered the firemod change input you gave it or you would rather take less than half a second ot check an icon that's clearly visible with the rest of your hud?
>>578231465Where is this from
>He thought the DSS thing was going somewhere and not just a Reddit Space reference
>>578231542>*or would youfucking squiggers and their shitass spires.
>>578231623>Signal LostI'm assuming Afoyay Bay but I don't know for certain.
>>578231465>>578231623>>578231785>Companion App>Aka>Not associated with Arrowhead
>>578231653a planet is gone you stupid fucking dog
>>578231653
DSS is slowly headed to VALMOX. Dive there to liberate!
>Talking about how scared she isYoure sitting here in the super destroyer while we have to go onto the surface. Your job is easy.
>>578233124>brownI'm sorry bro'
>>578230291>>578230458realistically being involved with a helldiver would probably be a pretty big mixed bag>undying loyalty to you (but super earth still comes first) >guaranteed offspring if you get approved for a C-01 permit>Badass supersoldier with sexy armor>hopelessly addicted to stims>incredibly enthusiastic and eager to love you>Decent stretches of time where you don't get to spend time with them (in cryo/on an operation), unless you are also a helldiver and happen to be in a squad together>incredibly competent person with occasional moments of blinding retardation>Incredibly high mortality rate unless they are an exceptional diver. >will protect you no matter what (until they accidentally drop a 50kg and kill both of you)
So what have the bots been up to in the meantime? Their front is looking pretty raped atm
>>578233213Theyre always brown. But the other version you can get looks fucking terrible.
>A-A PLANET IS GONE its literally nothing
>>578233254you would also get bragging rights, and if you are a citizen it might bump you up a few classification brackets for being with a helldiver, help you climb the social ladder on SE or whichever one of the colonized planets you live on.
>>578233441Enjoying the time off we've given them by focusing on the squids 50/50 Super Earth lied about disabling their robot-deathstar and we see a planet go moobak
>>578233441>build Mega-DeathBallThat'sNoMoon.jpg>millions if not billions of bot man-hours nuked offscreen
>>578233441a huge fuckoff counter offensive with a planet destroying super weapon that won't make it to super earth because botdivers are too competent for their own good
>>578233767>making any positive connotations for bugtrannies after it's been established they're mostly seasian monkeys and chinksnot the flex (you) think it is
>>578233767>Instantly evisceratedDamn, Janny had his finger on the trigger
The scrapping of the Cultists was a stupid decision that did more harm than good. Only now, after nearly two years since the Omens of Tyranny, are the squids in a healthy spot with a variety of units. Two years of work that could have been avoided by just using what they already had, thus avoiding this hassle and community miscontent.
>>578234010this.Like I said two threads ago. out of the factions I want to potentially fight on super earth, the bots would be the most fun and would have the most interesting implications storywise if they were to start quote-unquote "winning" the galactic war.which makes it a shame nothing like that will ever happen since the bots are the most fun to fight and the coolest looking faction by far. I don't know if arrowhead will let the bots do anything cool for a while since the whole cyberstan thing. And even if they did, there's a chance botdivers would immediately beat them into submission.
>>578234486oh no no no LMFAOOOO
drunk dive squigs MO bring hardwaresteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242804432030/76561197994359027
>>578234361>it's been establishedSource : My botranny schizophrenia
>>578234753>>578234909>botsGODS nearly won a heavily rigged MO with half the playerbase dragging them down and an plethora of bugs which made diving Cyberstan a deathtrap>bugsissies couldn't finish a single story MO until several months ago and now cope eternally by projecting their mental illness onto the other competent half of the playerbase
uh oh bugmelty
>>578233597>Oh nooo all MOs fail (they won't) and everything will reset when Supa Erf is lost>Literally zero change in the bug front, keep fighting bugs
>>5782349092/4
>>578235043>botsGODS nearly won a heavily rigged MOAnd then you woke up
>>578235202>And then the bugchaser realized he was sill asleep
>>578235043>nearly wonLMFAOOO botranny cope going into overdrive today.
3/4
Quick reminder that the bots vs bugs shit is just one guy on the Arrowhead defense force that doesn't want people to call them out for lazily rigging the MOs.
The only major event in HD2 I missed since launch was the into the gloom to fight the Hive Lord shit. Haven't even fought the Hive Lord yet. Don't really care to.
Quick reminder that the thread was nice until the bugchaser decided to project his childhood trauma on everyone
>>578235450The weissbier is better
Quick reminder that thread was nice until it got even nicer when the resident botroon got gaped again.
>>578235635I like the warm glow of the lager. wrecked btw.
>>578235450
>>578235450daily reminder the last diver in wont be a GAY NIGGER, just a NIGGER
>Bugchaser suddenly comes off his meds>Projecting his childhood trauma>Someone posting shitty MS paint pornAll one guy btw.
>>578228986uhh wheres seafwife you fucking xenophucker
>t. faction favoritists
UH OH MELTY
>>578235876wrong actually, i did the paint cus its what it looked like to me at first, dunno who the other faggots are
>>578225575>informative>quick>cute tts voice>no shit opinions givenhands down the best hd2 tuber
>>578236016i want an exosuit that shoots lasers like this. the lumber and breaker are so fucking dogshit the 2 basic exos mog them all day
D10bot or bugsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242800236499/765611979994170312/4
>>578236132Her actual voice is way better than the tts desu.
>>578217902Light reinforced epaulleteskillzone Plasma sniperbolt pistolMeltamineExpendable machine gunSupply packOrbital gatlingEagle strafing run
>>5782365093/4
>>578236509Full
So...we're sending in DURs to solve the enigmatic fault...?
>>578236376>the breaker is dogshitconfirmed for not having the warbond
>>578237071i have the warbond1. too few of whatever fires out of the right arm2. punch is underwhelming against large targets
>>578221050>tee hee leviathan modifier on every city tileInfinitely respawning HP bloat with AT armor? I never expected that from a swigger dev.
You never notice this behavior from squid divers.
>>578236376lost technology >>578237362heavy stun shotgun is great this might be operator issue
>>578237561there's squid divers?
>>578237750We call them Xbox players
>>578237750I'm the only one.
>>578237362>1 shots almost everything in the game>i need morei think the steam forums are more your kinda place buddy.
>>578237943i actually just read the wikipedia page and saw it said something about the flak cannon round-reloading. i thought i was completely out of ammo after like 6 shots the one time i used the breakthrough and then just shield punched everything, which suckedaccept my concession it is an operator issue
>>578237750now that they are good and fun, yes
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242808340028/76561198039845988D10
>>578238107So you used a mech and when you ran out of the SIX FUCKING shots you didn't even think to hit reload? You're legitimately retarded. Get off the fucking internet.
>>578238334the other mechs didnt need to reload, why would i presume this one would?
>traitorous pelican pilot knowingly drops his seaf squad onto a minefield>treasonous snakes on my own super destroyer punish me for the pilot's crime
>>578238334It's the only mech that has a reload function. Anyone used to how the older mechs function wouldn't think there'd be a reload, you hyperbolic dipshit.
>>578233254Okay but what about a boydiver specifically? No C-01 required
>>578237750Yeah me(Im more of a MOdiver though)
>>578238402Why wouldn't you at least try?>>578238496You're also an absolute retard. We're you one of the morons that didn't know to reload the bastion shells too? Imagine defending such retarded literal monkey tier behavior. Did you have breakfast this morning?
>>578238716i was expecting a consistent design, but i should have known swedes couldn't handle that
Just gonna reload my AT emplacement
Do you guys have anything more interesting to wheedle about?
>>578238860Imagine posting like this. This is the equivalent of being afraid to look someone in the eye while speaking to them. You pussy.
>don't need to reload hmg emplacement>HAVE to reload frv hmg uhh its loaded on a fucking truck can't you just run a belt through it its not like you can take the ammo drums and use it for something else
I was thinking what the least fun/least synergistic loadout is. for me it's the pacifier, stun baton, urchin, lawmaker heavy armor, Static mortar, directional shield, sterilizer, eagle smoke strike, fire hellpods.
Honestly, the bastion having to reload is retarded. The only way it would make sense is, if it had multiple shells to choose from.From this, we can imagine at some point, you were able to pick from different type of shells.
>>578239050Manually reload*
lobby doko
>>578238997>wheedle> is a verb that means to persuade someone to do something or to give you something by using charm, flattery, or soft words. It often implies a bit of trickery or insincerity to get your way.what the fuck are you talking about
>>5782348323/4 again
>>578238534That armor is so irredeemably garbage>not enough arc resist to tank damage>bleed out is super fucking fast>wont trigger on limb damage>sprint disabledMay as well just run democracy protects for the kino moment coin flip
>>578239050It's more likely that the swedes just lazily reused some old code and the tank is just retarded as a result.
>>578234832FVLL
>>578239050>AC exo had 2 firing modes like the regular AC>rocket/bullet exo can change firing mode of the rockets AND bullets (probably changing rpm for bullets and switching between high damage vs. wide explosion for rockets)>bastion can choose different shells
>>578238402>>578238107>>578239003I'm saving these cat images
Please don't tell me we have to dive into DSS and wipe the squids without our strategem...
Don't be a DURDo not DUR here
>>578239206Thank you for the (You)
>>578239442You should be able to customize mechs and give them any combo of arms you want.
>>578239529actually, to heighten the scare factor, you won't have access to your strategems, just your primary, secondary and nades
>>578239549post the uncensored one, faggot
>>578239583>>578239529THE SWEDES WILL NEVRERR DO THIS!!!!okay just needed to get that out of the way so that one faggot doesn't need toi think he gets an erection from it
>>578239627Draw more Eravin faggot
>>578239002Imagine ignoring the actual person responding to you to attack someone else, only to not refute their point either and default to shallow insults. You're not only a coward, but a hypocrite as well.
>>578225575The first and last source of information related to this game as far as I'm concerned. 100% /ourguy/>>578236537>herbad news bud
>>578239529You couldn't handle commando missions? They really weren't that bad. Corridor fighting scenarios would give good reason to break out those heavy armor sets that normally collect dust.
>>578239529no, its just a narrative thing, obviously. Please tell me your not actually playing the game, though? Pretty obvious there will be a rugpull no matter what happens with the MO. The helmet has been won, go play something else until AH does something in a couple of months.
>>578239583Maybe Palican deliver our gears?
>>578238515well you WOULD if you are a griller. but otherwise yeah, you wouldn't need a C-01 (if you are a fag) but I have a feeling that Super Earth and most humans would probably be pretty disapproving of Homosexuals, not because they are actually homophobic at all, but purely because they aren't producing more children for Super Earth. All homosexual romance, homo sex, or even protected straight sex would be looked down on and seen as wasting genetic potential that could be used to propagate more citizens and helldivers in the name of democracy. Fags would be tolerated but not appreciated because in the eyes of most helldivers they are distracting themselves from what really matters to Super Earth. Straight and Gay people having sex for pleasure could possibly claim it's for "morale", but I don't think anybody would really see that as an actual excuse.
>>5782348323/4nigger had to go eat spaghetget in here and you too can avoid being a GAY nigger
>>578239906Haven had the chance to try it was burn out by the nerf development phase of arrowhead.
>>578240069>>578239983I started my game just for you guys and still got cucked. I demand you kick the other guy and let me in. Alternatively lobby doko
>>578240334eat shit lmao
>>578240334
>>578240378>>578240448I'll just let you know this: I see you, I want you and I'm coming for your asses
>>578233254how much do you get bumped for banging a 10-star general?
>>578231653>and not just a Reddit Space referenceyes mr anon, everything's reddit
>>578231653>Reddit Space
>>578240874niggers just say anything for (You)s these days
>>578240785>>578240874>>578241040>Mad his boomer of horror of "AAAAHHH ITS A LE HECKIN EVIL BABY!" is called Reddit I call it as I see it.
>>578239784>The person responding to you.I already did and their last response was "hurr durf it's the swedes fault I'm a monkey" which didn't worth further discussion. Stop posting to the air you fucking loser pussy. Respond directly or keep your faggot comments to yourself.
>>578240874Stop posting my autism wife
>2008>boomer>>578241040
its gettn pretty anime in here
jannies asleep post bugs
>>578241313Yes. Youre not a kid. Reddit Space is Boomer slop
>>578241464Always has been
>>578241515fat fuck eat a salad
>>578241182You need to calm the fuck down, kid.
>>578241464Anime website
>>578241574it's all that fat (oil) in themwe must liberate it from them
>>578241645you need to kid the fuck down, boom-boom
>>578241182>which didn't worth further discussionWhy are esl browns so testy all the time?
>>578241574Salads can easily contain more calories then a hamburger depending on the additional cheeses and dressing added.
>>578241182>Stop posting to the air you fucking loser pussy.Nta.>"hurr durf it's the swedes fault I'm a monkey" There last response was actually a critique at swedes being dogshit at consistent game design, which is true regardless of how retarded he might be. It's also something you're apparently unable or unwilling to deny. Anon is a retard for not trying to reload, swedes are retarded for adding a reload where it doesn't make sense or belong, and you are a retard and likely a bootlicker as well.
>>578241840He is guarding his izzat with his life after losing so much of it last thread.
The same fat fuck who babyraged about bugdivers during the battle of super earth is now wasting time on one of the dumb exostorm planets.
>>578241840The ones that are keenly aware of their inadequacies tend to go feral quickly.
>>578241645>kidOnly zoomers do that weird posting to the air shit. There are dried specks of shit under the rim.of my toilet older than you. Your opinions are wrong and you post like a faggot. There's your calm.
buy an ad
>>578241902Not really a salad when it's covered in oil is it? Mutt.
>>578241902only horridly obese women eat salads "for health" but also add a shitton of shit on it. we don't care what they do and they do not matter
>>578242071Absolutely fucking false, and now I'm sure you're just talking out of your ass.
>>578242302>>578241902Fun fact the best way to lose weight is to eat fiber and salads have no fiber
Pro tip: If you lack the means to knock off the helmet or simply cannot be assed to aim that hard due to other enemies in the area. Focus one leg on these vast faggots to burn them down the fastest. It is like legging a hulk. They die when one leg dies.
>>578242446You still need to walk around bro. Lots of fiber and protein in nuts but they are full of fats.
>>578242446what kind of fibers should i eat?
why is the killzone armor perk so dogshit, is it at all related to anything the killzoners do in the games?
>>578241840>>578241976You were decimated in the actual discussion and must resort to nitpicking autocorrect shit. Amusing.>>578241903>Critique>Its the devs fault I didn't think to try PUSHING A FUCKING BUTTON to reload a fucking weapon.Give me a fucking break. I want you retards to go play something without yellow paint and arrows. I doubt you could finish without looking shit up as your adhd brains are unable to actually do anything but react to constant stimuli while being unable to actually think.
>>578242498Hulks don't die when they lose a leg though, you have to take out both.
>>578242586beans, chia seeds, ironically rice/potatoes that you cook and then cool in the fridge overnight
>>578242627uh oh indian meltie
>>578242498Hulks don't die to losing only one leg.
>>578242334That shit did not exist until the last...fuck I guess it's a decade now. Anyone that posts that way will always be a zoomer newfag to me.
>>578242627Most indian post ITT, congratulations you get the "owned by Pakistan" award!
>>578242498I was JUST about to complain I don't have enough autocannon ammo for the 1 million charger spawns I keep encounteringThey just don't stop coming
>>578242695>>578242757Sorry you're right. Meant Warstrider. Had a minor stroke.
>>578242609My friend uses the armor with a flamethrower against spitter bugs
>>578242885You ARE the zoomer newfag though.
>>578242627I had no problem figuring out that I needed to reload the tank. This doesn't suddenly mean that their game design isn't lazy inconsistent garbage. It is, and you still refuse to deny that for some reason.
>>578239289dont forget that it will trigger even if you dont take fatal damage
>>578242728Ah there it is. The ultimate /vg/ autist lingo. Kys no one will care. Then again you probably only persist due to (you)s so enjoy this. Actually keep living in that dirty room living off neetbux and/or your parents that keep asking when you will get a job.
>>578243106Izzat Up! You have gained enough Izzat to trigger a Reincarnation. Would you like to Reincarnate now?
>>578243106nta but I can tell brown hands typed that post
>>578243106SAAAAAAAAR
>>578239289Should've just been a once per life guaranteed proc of democracy protects.
>>578242728>>578242905Deranged. Also has anyone actually EVER encountered a street shitter in this game? I have encountered.chinks/russians/mexicans/toads/sandnigs, but not a single poo. You must be chinks if you're playing with them.
>NOOOOooo >Don't aim at the 300hp part>Aim at the 2000 and 6000hp part>It's easier It sure is. It sure is.
>>578243361>defending indiansi know what you are
>>578242609The Helghast troops who wear that armor have literally become so acclimated to living in a toxic, polluted hellhole that they're all pale and violent from heavy metal poisoning, so I suppose the gas resistance makes sense
>>578243009I never denied AH is lazy, that is a fact. It doesn't excuse people being absolutely retarded barely functioning above monkey level intelligence and not attempting to press a single fucking button when they are out of ammo. You're allowed to dislike and assign blame to more than one target. Understand?
>>578243557Only Indians defend Indians
Isn't the Oxygenator strictly worse than an Extra Padding one tier lower armor, because there's no stamina regen boost?
>>578243106>>578243361>needlessly hostile posts that go on for far too long>deflection about non-existent street shittersPlease continue self-reporting. I've not laughed this much in years.
>>578243106TRVTH NVKE
I am glad they added watchers back.
>>578243231>>578243268>>578243335Impressive seething. >>578243557>Calling Indians street shitters is "defending" them.Bot response
>>578243648Read the wiki fool. Extra padding only gets value on heavy now.
>>578243648For the heavy armor? Yes pretty much. However, if you want to wear heavy armor aesthetically, it's good enough.
>>578243361Indians are by far the lowest rung of every social ladder on planet Earth and they know it; do you really think a jeet would willingly out himself when he has the veil of anonymity? Would you? That being said by far the most ESL presenting anons I've played with around here were actually Europeans.
>>578243860Oh so they're somalian or arab
>>578243620Fine then. Fair enough.
>>578243742I knew you only existed for the (you). I'm actually happy I made your day better. Sleep tight /vg/ autist.
>>578243820What did he mean by this>Medium Oxygenator, 100, 500 (+10%), 100>Light Extra Padding, 100, 550, 125>>578243831I mean medium vs light actually
What squid content does to a general
>>578243860I never even see Indian sounding names. Never played with a durjip_kandar or whatever the fuck their names are. How have I never seen a single Sniper_PATEL.
>>578237786guilty
>>578243921Arabs are probably the ones spamming izzat shit constantly as they are mortal enemies of the poos. I wish they would nuke each other and get this show on the road. Boy I could go for some Helldivers 2 right about now!
stop making me save all those ai lewd slop of that news anchor
https://files.catbox.moe/lwgooz.mp4
>>578242498Is there a trick to getting the helmets off? I always seem to just find ones that randomly dont have one and pretty much everything I throw at them just bounces off
>>578244905Getting gaped vibes from this post
>>578245073yeah hit it with any heavy pen idiot
>>578245073Bolter is really good at it. I'm addicted to the BONG!
did railgun get powercreeped or does it still have a niche somewhere
>>578245073Yeah just a good heavy pen smack. AMR takes two hits, Railgun takes 1, autocanons can do it, stuff like that.
Missile pistol or bolt pistol
>>578245316Its still one of the better support weapons
>>578245431bolt pistol, not even a contest
drunk tank driving saved us.
>>578245073Heavy pen anything really. Or explosives. Once the head goes off they tantrum and randomly smash the ground in anger and you can snipe the weak tiny head.
wheres the cheat table
>>578245489i meant to post this
>>578245864x2
I just prepped a casserole>2 cans of cream of mushroom>2 cans green beans>2 cans corn>1/4 cup milk>some onions sauce>salt and pepper>onion and garlic powders Got it set for 350' for 40 minutes. Sound about right? Before you ask, no crispy onions and I made it on a whim since the cans are expiring soon.
>>578245918
>>578245918How did you know I also post in ck
>>578245918>corn>no crunchy onions on top
>>578206126why did the tranny jannies purge the last thread 100 posts early?
>>578245918...this is not /ck/. Well I suspect some of you fucker cook. Also meant onions sauce.
D10 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242813243920/76561198040740781
>>578246103>>578245918its xoy xauxe
Test 5oy sauce
>>578246103OH YOU MOTHER FUCKERS GOT ONIONS AUTO CORRECTED BECAUSE OF THE BASEDBOY FORCED MEMES
>>578246141FVLL
>>578246263
>People think the DSS thing was more than just a dead space ref>"BUT CALYPSO IS GONE!">Yeah? We turned a planet into a black hole and that lead nowhere
>>578245918Well there's no meat, but also you should have topped it with panko and shredded monterey jack
>>578242719beans, rice and potatos have too much carbs. i wanna just eat fibers. you can't do shit with chia seeds except drink them
>>578245918>No meatAbsolutely haram
>>578246346It is more than a reference because THE FUCKING DSS IS GONE AND NOT GIVING US ANY BONUSES RIGHT NOW
>>578245918>no crispy onions>corn>>578246228hownew.ru
>>578246346>Swedes are deleting content>They think they will add moreIt is their fault for being stupid
>>578245918I'd add oats or barley, or some minced pork
>>578246346>more than just a dead space refIt is, it's for the collab
>>578246452You can go to Agoyay Bay and see it now.
>dead space collab after 40k collabthere's no way the swiggers are that industrious. why, they'd have to take two vacations in a row instead of one (waiting for their outsourced studio to finish the work)
The Cultists, whatever happened there
>>578246757abducted by aliens
>>578246757Its been two years and retards on /hdg/, reddit and discord still think>Super Earth are the good guys>The 'story' is anything but linear or that any of the campaign numbers mean anything >That Arrowhead will go above and beyond and release more than the bare minimum drip fed over months
>>578246909>we are>it's only linear at points and the rest is just genuine incompetence>we all know they are lazy swiggers but still hold out hope that after two years they might have something cool that has been brewing
>>578246632Yes anon I'm aware, and it's doing jackshit there.
>>578247040Its been two years retard. You should have learned by now.
This thing is surprisingly effective against Squids.
>>578221217The invasion fleet and appropriators are on the planet now, if only armor existed that gave ergonomics a boost and extra throwables I would never wear anything else
>>578247285it's great against bots too, just bring senator or 40k pistol so you don't have to waste too much ammo on hulks.
>>578247285It absolutely FUCKS the bonkers
>>578247285surprisingly abysmal dogshit against chaff
>>578246346him think he a tonybut he aj at computa
What the hell is happening right now
>>578247285how do the grenades come outta that tiny nozzle
I just want to aura farm in God's name.
>>578247909Getting swiggered again just like cyberstan because if the players won they will have a melty
>>578247693>how bout the fact that i hate my shun?>i come home he's sittin' on the computer in his fuckin underwear>wastin' his time on some bug planet goin' back and forth with some other jerkoff giggling like a little bugfag>i wanna fuckin smash his fuckin face in
Why do we have like 12K people still fighting lost defenses?
>AIbasedjaks
>>578245918>Sound about right?no niggafuckin onions sauce in cream of mushroom with green beans
>>578248125blobdivers that took low effort swigbait
>>578248124How 'bout dat prick's face when he saw the gat
>>578248413Its literally all it takes to bait people. Its insane.
>>578247642swedes don't know how to do explosions for SHITLiterally the only ones that work are the ABRL, cluster orbital, and cluster eagle because they're tuned to TK
It's extremely concerning that alot of people actually believe the bugs are good guys.
>>578245918no back again to make sure you understand this is bad and you should feel bad
>>578248724If you squeeze a bulls nuts and it kills you, that's on you.
>>578245918I have no frame of reference for if this would taste good or not, but green beans are nasty and cream of mushroom is also nastywhere's the fuckin meat brother, are you a horse? want some lawn clippings as a topping? the fuck
>>578246757One of the more bizzare cases of Swedish arrogance
>>578245918I made these the other day and they turned out good. I didn't have toothpicks though but I'm pretty sure after the fact that they're important for structural integrity while cooking.
>>5782487241) no one has said this2) they're fucking animals, the concept of morals is lost on them3) super earth had the chance to complete the genocide of an interstellar pest and instead chose to set it free
OH FUCK
>>578248793You just know this guy takes the pickles and tomatoes off his burger.
Wait a minuteDid they really kill everyone in the DSS? The Truth Enforcer combat teams included?
>>578249237democracy aint free
>>5782461413/4 anon got SWEDED to death
>>578249185hell yeah I do that shit is fuckin nastyif you put anything other than carbs, meat, cheese, onions, or sauce on your burger you're a freakthere should be nothing green on a proper hamburger
>>578249407>nothing green on a proper hamburgerAre jalapenos haram or halal?
>>578249407what about guacamole
>>578249451They are peppers, anon.
>>578248793It's a modified Green Bean Casserole. Those don't have meat in them. The only questionable ingredient is that sauce and that can easily just not be added.Why are you bitching about a dish if you have no frame of reference to draw accurate conclusions from?
>>578249237>killLol. The DSS is now the Event Horizon.
>>578249237Yes 99% certain Charlie Foxtrot
man im hungry but im already a fat fuck
Casserole finished. I have made a huge mistake adding the corn. I should have just kept it simple and made green bean casserole. I am tossing the whole thing. I have shamed my famiru.
>>578249550Because he's gay and lacks any sort of taste whatsoever.
>>578249451>>578249541these are fine
>>578249407That's awesome champ. How was school.
>>578249545Onions are plants and those are halal on burgers so I was just wondering where the border of acceptable plants is. But if sauces are ok then I could just use a jalapeno flavored sauce.
>>578249690It's unironically over.
>>578249751its summer break dipshit
>>578246141*ahem* I said 3/4
>>578249695You have the palate of a child who only eats tendies. YOU are the tasteless one.>>578249879Bro self-reports as easily as he calls others gay.
>>578249975>muh self reportdo you not know that kids don't go to school in july and august or are you from some random faggot country with no school system
>>578250113Do you know that kids aren't supposed to be posting on this site at all, champ?
>>578249185why wouldn't i take that off my burger? pickles are fucking rancid and tomatoes are never fresh enough unless you prepare your own
>>578250237>knowing that kids have summer break means you are oneholy 2 digit iq GOD right here
Did something happen? Galactic war status? DSS status?
>>578250792We found out that many anons don't eat their veggies in this thread, likely due to autism. Good news is, DSS was purged which means all the eagle pilots on board died too.
Next Legendary Warbond is going to be Dead Space and we are getting a plasma cutter. It is going to be engineer themed.
>>578251119There are proper military equipment though
>>578250760>nonsensical "logic">convenient omission of "its summer break dipshit" context>disinterested anime girl imageYou tried.
>>578249975>You have the palate of a child who only eats tendies.Hey man, I was just answering your question about why he was bitching about a dish he has no frame of reference to. I think beans and mushrooms are badass.
>>578251210We already have proper military equipment though!
I just want medium siege ready on non-chink armor
>>578251289t. intentionally shitposting indian clawing for some izzat
>>578251289would you shut the fuck up and post some divers or something>>578251356If only
>>578251356I just want +2 grenades with increased throwing range.>pic not related
>>578251817Sorry, you're getting 50% limb injury nullification and 50% resistance to a random element.
>>578251497Go to bed, kid.
How do I get a healslut to play this game with me? Preferably a cute transgirl.
>>578252272Go away retard. Go play a hero shooter.
>>578252298But I want a healslut to giggle while I tease her for managed democracy.
>>578252026nah retard, you should kill yourself though
>>578252272>>578252383randomly roll one of the 2 medic mains in hdg lobbies
>decide to play some lower difficulty missions>end up as a d5 mother ducker>take care of all my 2s and 3s and 4s>they get to shoot stuff and do whatever they want>they don't need to worry about any objectives>I keep them stocked up with supplies>I call down support weapons and backpacks for them>they die a lot anyway, but I tell them not to worry>extract with as many samples as I can>say "nice job! you guys are wonderful!">emote on the ship a bunch>get friend requests from themlove me ducklings. simple as
>>578252896When do you have sex with them
>>578252896For me it's giving low levels on like d5-7 dangerous weaponry like the Epoch or ABRL.
>>578248993>they're fucking animals, the concept of morals is lost on themSaw someone say they were sapient and had a culture because some HD1 boss bugs had names, once on spacebattles. One of the most retarded takes I've ever seen.
>>578251817peak physique, true gritimproves weapons handling with less drag on weapon movementimproves weapons handling with less drag on weapon movement+50 ergonomics
>>578253528I can't wait to see people using that for the stalwart.
>>578252478THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
I like planting the one true flag on the bastion tank :)
>>578251497idgi, is this a troon thing?
I'm putting together a team: steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242819382733/76561197987039443D10 MO squids.
>>578254286Yes it is. The boy on the hoodie indicates this is a "boymoder" - a tranny who is in the early phase of their transition and is only able to look like a young boy instead of a girl.
>>578249237My question is WHY ARE THEY ONLY TELLING US THIS SHIT AND NOT MAKING IT SOMETHING WE COULD HAVE PLAYED FUHEGFHEWFHFUFUHAFHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHH
GGs lads
>>578254317We're at 3/4 now.
I wonder how rich Coretta Kelly is.
>>578254394>convinced everything in your post was made up on the spot>look up "boymoder">it's realEverything about that is so fantastically retarded that I genuinely don't have the diction to articulate the way I feel about it so have an image that I believe most closely convey my thoughts on this matter.
>>578254687We're at 4/4. WE DIVE.
>>578254663they're not really warcrimes if there's not video evidence
Okay, I'm gradually learning to enjoy the Autocannon even if it forces me to sacrifice my backpack slot.But soon I'll get my Speargun to harpoon squidbots.vid unrelated, just another day getting randombanged by basedeafs
>>578254508They could've even done a simple animated cutscene or two, but no, it's just flavor text to setup whatever shit they have in store.
>>578254826>>578254317Meant to link the original. 4/4,
they should have made rock solid be a better passive cause the armor is so good looking.
>>578254789Ask /lgbt/, they're the ones who came up with this shit.
>>578206126Should I use minefield stratagems more for Seasse?
>>578255108they should make adreno-defib not dogshit so when I use the armor for drip when I run my plasma build I'm not eternally seething
>>578255593mines are alright but be aware seafies will drop in the middle of minefields
>>578255593I've been using anti-tank mines against Illuminate recently. I'm not even sure if they're good, but I think they might actually be decent against big groups of crushers because of how tightly they can pack up.
Science team status?
>>578256086Still presumably on Calypso.
>>578256086knee deep in illuminate pussy
>>578256086Hopefully dead
>>578256128This is the secret behind Illuminate mind control.
>>578255745AT mines are the most dog water garbage. Anything else is better. They don't even detonate against the things you want. They just explode when they time out or get shot
>>578251356HEAVY ACCLIMATEDHEAVY UNFLINCHING
>>578256086Higher than the DSS
>>578255593do you want to constantly kill teammates and seaf?
Meanwhile somewhere within the DSS
>Still well over 11% of the playerbase on the exostormed planets when they were guaranteed losses from the start.You can't make up how retarded this playerbase is.
>>578255612that goes for alot of armor sadly.
>>578256086>you can't do this to me! im part of the science tea-ACK
>>578256086RESONANCE CASCADED
>>578256625You also can't make up how Joel does it intentionally
>>578256824peak physique should increase throwing distance (and throwing knife should use melee damage type instead of impact damage type while we're at it)servo-assisted should reduce recoil and sway instead of giving limb health and throwing distanceunflinching effect should be increased to also provide immunity to stagger/aim punch instead of having scout pingsadvanced filtration should also provide resistance to acid damagefortified should have ragdoll resistance instead of recoil reductiondesert stormer should give immunity to extreme heat sapping stamina instead of throwing distancescout should also increase the range PoI's appear on the compass gunslinger should also reduce sway for one-handed weaponsadreno-defib should just prevent death the first time the player takes lethal damage and gives a free automatic stimoxygenator should also decrease stamina drain ratesupplemental adrenaline should also increase stamina regeneration rate
I cavedI cheated
new sidearm leaked
>>578258328Good.
>>578258328>only 5kThat gonna last you like 2 months lmao
>>578258328Good for you desuI'm still playing it honest, but it's not like a point of pride or anything, just means I get to complain more.
>>578258531>He thinks we're getting 1 warbond a month
>>578258328I have friends new and returning getting into this game, and they have some million dollars worth of content to grind for, and I really don't want them to burn out. So I figured to pay 15 dollars for a month of a program that lets us passively acquire SC to save us all some hundreds of bucks or hours of farming. No one likes buying a new game and finding out half the content is paywalled. HD2 is specially predatory in the way that it doesn't have a DLC page so most don't know that until they've bought it.Honestly fuck Arrowhead for this predatory system. I feel bad for new players.
>>578258531More than two months passed between the most recent two warbonds.
the worst part about the abundance of warbonds is that half of them only have 1 or 2 actually good items
>did anything other than grind or buy
>>578258531it was actually lot more earlier, I need around 4500 to buy the 3 legendary warbonds and that would be it for the warbonds, but I still need a couple thousand more to buy the rest of those bonus cosmetics in the store
>>578258460>THROWR8LEget yer kinoslop outta here
>>578259070Super store has 20k SC worth of crap to buy btw
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242823380875/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>5782594322/4
>>578256558>tfw no DSS diver kino
farming sc is the ultimate flex because it means youre so well off you can spend time doing it and not feel like you wasted your nightincoming butthurt poorfag waggies
New>>578259554>>578259554>>578259554
>>578259284guess I'll be leaving my computer idle all day tomorrowthey say 3000 in 30 minutes is enough to not get flagged by the system, so 6k an hour x 9 hours = 54,000 SCsurely the system won't flag that as suspect?
>>578259432full
>>5782594324/4
S-surely the Cultists are behind this r-right??? You can't expect a bunch of mindless zombies to hijack a giant space station r-right???? We will be fighting the Cultists soon r-right??????????
>>578258286>unflinching effect should be increased to also provide immunity to stagger/aim punch instead of having scout pingsIt does provide immunity to that. Your bullets will literally fly sideways out of the barrel of the gun to shoot where you're aiming at. And don't you dare touch my fucking scout pings you triple nigger.
>cultists>ever
COME BACK
>Relaxed Abeyance Mandate>Orbital Railcannon Strike stratagem cooldown times are reduced by 75 seconds.Also>Orbital Railcannon Strike Stratagem available during missions.Is this is a noobtrap to pick your own Railcannon? Sounds you could rotate them every 37.5 seconds on paper.
