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my femra just had 2 ghost pepper scrambled eggs with a sausage and potatoesshes still in pain, but femra friday demands great sacrifice.
What's your WoL's backstory?
Please post images of beautiful or adorable female viera. Thank you.
>>578291918How come Estonians aren't as autistic as Finns
Claiming this thread for jinbei
>>578291931my moonie left the shroud for adventure after getting bored of the 3-4 inch catboys
Foot Friday
I'm gonna miss this years moonfire fairie once it's over
adorable femra?
Anyone have a tre or neolithe version of the tenga outfit they could share?
>>578291931Half elezen half femra half voidsent loli with a womb tattoo which powers her magic through cum.
The WoL as of today would still lose again Calamity Bahamut btw, we have zero AP or DP feats that come even close to what he did.>b-but Shinryu was stronger!Hyperbolic in-universe statement with zero feats or evidence to back it up. Also literally just makes no sense, Shinryu was a freshly summoned primal while Bahamut was empowered by thousands of years of prayer.>b-but we beat Omega, who imprisoned BahamutWe never actually beat Omega at all, we just Undertale'd it into not fighting us anymore.>b-but Endsinger/Hades/Zeromus/etc.Zero feats that actually scale any of these characters above Bahamut in terms of raw combat power + we got carried by external factors in all of these fights.
>>578291931A disowned bastard child that turned to a life of crime during their youth, then eventually got scared straight by and adventurer that wiped out their entire little gang while they were away.
>>578292089The crushing reality of being Estonian and living near both Russians AND Poles sobers them up compared to Finns.
>>578292143cant really be "adorable" with your fat tits hanging out
>>Now Available on Switch 2>https://www.nintendo.com/en-us/store/products/final-fantasy-xiv-online-switch-2/
>>578292089
>>578292131Wish all the events had a cool area like the boat, and in the open world too, not a shitty instance like the Halloween events
>>578292173thordan + all of his knights lost to a lone WoL
>>578292173>4 Monster Hunters can kill Omega after achieving its perfected state>Omega beat BahamutIs John Monsterhunter more powerful than the Warrior of Light?
>>578292180>by and adventurerFUCK
>>578292173>The WoL as of today would still lose again Calamity Bahamut btwWhy would a Saturday morning cartoon hero lose to the villain when they can always asspull the power of friendship to beat anything, the writing in this series isn't like how it was in 2010
>>578292335I didn't see Thordan destroy and permanently alter an entire continent down to its very climate in like 5 minutes.
>>578292430myes
>Enjoying DRK>know in the back of my mind I'm going to do a roulette with a healer that makes playing DRK hell>Sprout Catboy Healer SGE>The Grand Cosmos>it's HAPPENING>fucker had already gone through it because they did not get the cutscene icon at the beginning or at the final boss>wiped 5 times through the whole dungeon never playing a non self-sustain tank again.
>Anons are now learning characters in stories are only as strong as the writer intends them to be
>>578292531he also lost to level 60 wol, who couldn't stand up to regular zenos.
>>578292616hi-potion status?
>>578291931sucked Alphi's dick.
do you guys think we'll get a time travel arc? besides elpis
>>578292638My femlala 1v1’d that fruitcake and then took a nap afterwards.
>>578292623Power level debates need to be gassed.
>>578292638Level isn't really canon because obviously the Ultima Weapon isn't weaker than a random cactus in Ala Mhigo, but yah you're right Thordan is a chump.
>>578292706in grand cosmos? that's not gonna do shit dude, you'll need a hyper potion.
>>578292143But the most adorable one has already been posted?
>>578292623whos the new writer of EC and why is his name Scenario writer A and Scenario writer B?
>>578292754I always said I'd love to see G'raha's fucked up future, and getting a remixed fucked up version of areas from the game.Imagine...New New Gridania
>>578292616As a dedicated SGE player, every other SGE i ever meet drives me fucking nuts. Faggots don't press any of their buttons, just kardia, attack and pray.
>>578292143Not this one that is for sure
>>578292790Dragon Ball and shit like Baki have done immeasurable damage to character discussions
>>578292956how?
>>578292956JJK is the source of nu-powerscaling fags
>>578292173We also single handedly demolished the entity that ravaged amaurot as well as the civilization ending entities we met in the dead ends.
>>578292212Of course you can be cute and sexy>>578292862Whats better than the one adorable femwa is two adorable femwa!
>>578293053>you can be cute and sexyneed this for my fiddie
>>578292956Baki is like the anti-powerscaling show, nothing in it makes sense and every fight is decided by what the author feels like (with the exception of Yujiro always winning)
dawntrail was awful. so glad they fired kate. just fire the theatre faggot next.
my new theory states that if you crop miki's posts just under her eyes the picture becomes 10x more attractivedo you agree?
>>578293053>>578292862I was referring to you.
>>578292956
>>578292616>tfw good at healing in this game>never wanna play it because outside of high end content it's boring as shit>other people tell me the same thing>good healers don't play healer very often, resulting in random healers mostly being new, bad, or lazy healers>even bots heal better than themi'm sorry anon... it's our fault...
>>578292789I lost to this femlalas cake
>>578293192her face is genuinely one of the ugliest despite not being too modbeasted
>>578293047Amaurot wasn't destroyed because of one powerful monster, it fell because the ancients involuntarily kept summoning more and more monsters.
>>578291931rich girl whose hometown got slaughtered by Garleans that is good at everything she does but could never find fulfillment in anything, even after spending her life fighting for different causes she never got any satisfaction out of it so she quit to be a librarian in a distant town and during a business trip ran into the twinsthe Scions made her realize she just wanted to help people she likes and didn't care about politics or making the "smart decisions" that nobody else was willing to make
>>578292616Drk has tons of sustain nowadays, you just suck
>>578291931Tragedy after tragedy as a reflection of my own experiences and view of the world which then goes into the fictional belief that things can get better when you meet someone like the warrior of light and such an encounter can shift your worldview towards a more positive one. And the effects it has on you and your interactions with the world around you, and the challenges of reverting back to your old ways when you encounter large enough negatives. And how having friends and people close to you can help you, but we visit the character discarding them as a part of a minor set back, but ultimately they find their way back together. Which leads up to current time.
>>578293192it's because you imagine she's looking at you instead of looking at someone else.
>>578293202
HERESY!? In MY Empyreum!?What have you to say for your transgression!? Before i separate your head from your neck!
>>578293352WHAT HAPPENED IN 1 THROUGH 12?
>>578293047>single handedlyPlease play the MSQ.>>578292173Talking Bird solos all of fiction.
>>578292956Touhou and Gurren Lagaan were even worse for pwoerlevel jerking
>>578291931She was ousted from her village for being transgender and has since been on a rape-fueled vengeance spree against TERFs, chuds and all other evils across the land.
>>578293407you need help
>>578292956MCU newfag marvel tards are far worse than DBZ spics with their gay ass powerscaling.>ERM IN THIS RUN OF COCK MONGLER COCK MAN BEAT GOD WITH THE POWER OF ONLY 2 STROKES OF HIS DICK>FUCK YOU THAT WAS AN ALT WORLD COCK MONGLER IS ACKSHUALLY STREET TIER WITH HIS CUM POWER WHEN BAJINGUS SHOWED UP IN ISSUE 6967420 DURING THE WORLD RAPENING weeb powerscalers at least have consistent continuity to work off of.
what if a femra was locked in the hyperbolic rape chamber
You know what you have to do.
>>578293509
>>578293485Right you are. I haven't eaten and im replying to some tasty looking bitch meat, indeed.
>>578293343Show the class all the amazing self sustain it has at synced
>>578292904thats every "other x healer" ever
>>578293351>>578293274no it's just her eyes that are like uncanny valley or something
>>578293596the new spiderman movie was pretty cool :D
>>578293579But was she betrayed too?
>>578293483Just don't be trans? Seems simple enough?? Hon???
>>578293675I stopped watching halfway through.
>>578293586It's too hard.
>>578292616>Level 80You have zero excuses for dying
>>578293579mine doesn't need that because she's going to plap herself so hard tonight, this built up stress from the past week needs to go somewhere
>>578293675its a The Batman part 2 waiting room I fear
>>578293732Looks like... i have my next target.
>>578293793i can see why you mod your character
>>578293628here you go anon, DRK's low level sustain.
Any -?
>>578293201Oh... i thought you meant the lizzer eating her breakfast....>>578293192Wuat the heck anon...
>>578293586how 'dead' is ffxi for group content? isn't there like a fuckton of content for a newbie to work through? seems like a big endeavor to start ffxi from scratch
Did someone say The Light Datacenter..!?
>fanta to lala>brown F+ femlala approaches me>fanta back
>>578293850the best potion since 7.3 Ultra-Potion
>>578293675It was weirdly bad actually. Went to see it, walking out with the friends I went with no one was really saying anything until I broke the ice and said "Nothing happened" and everyone agreed immediately.
>>578293586Not play a dogshit 24 year old mmorpg that barely works?
The WoL is unironically like building level at most.
>>578293682yeah for 1000 years
>>578293917Lalafell cliques are absolutely unhinged
>>578293950At the *really* low levels you can use X-potions or mega potions, since they have shorter cooldowns, but otherwise yeah.
>>578293917I dont know how or when futa/F+ characters became so widespread. It used to be that there was an unspoken rule that certain race/clans were F- only, like femlalas, moonies, and femezen.
>>578293628Abyssal drain, TBN, living dead, use your mits and you’ll be fine. I soloed the last boss on DRK.
Power level debate you say? Heh, can your WoL get a higher parse than mine if he was playing pvp SGE in pve with no arms and legs, blindfolded in a wheelchair with a lovense whilst being debuffed because he was kissed by a girl 5 minutes prior (he's sexist) and also he's deaf and has a concussion and his horn was cut in half, meaning he's at half power before all the other stuff.
How will evercold ninja look
>>578294140bad
>>578294140
>>578293813the hair kinda carries icl
>>578294124probably something to do with mods and syncsand from the futa I talked to they are like>well its easier to self insert if I have a cock>I just pretend its mine while still being a sexy girland you realize theyre all just gay or have 0 confidence irl
>>578294140Dressed for cold climates.
>>578294137My femroe tanks that free
Does Zenos being Emets grandson give him ascian powers?Or did he just coincidentally get born as a shard of an ancient, but figured out how to harness the power?
>>578294140we don't know yet
>>578293902I mean, for a newbie - I can't imagine trying to play now... Theres a ton of content but like, you can't really progress through it alone sooooIts a wierd situation. It truly was and is an MMO but that is a hard line, it was a different time you know?
>>578293813fucking LMAO
>>578294124You must be new here>>578294247>well its easier to self insert REDDEST FLAG, RUN RUN RUN
>>578294140I expect failed mudras to be gone
>>578294247>and you realize theyre all just gay or have 0 confidence irlYup. On paper, I don't necessarily have an issue with futanari. But in practice? They attract some of the weirdest and most neurotic people.
im logging in
>>578294275Are you retarded? Zenos isn't Emet's grandson. Emet is possessing Zeno's granddad's body.
https://youtu.be/C8ZvsFCxxCU?t=30My fiera awakensHAPPY FRIDAY
Thoughts on moonies that
I like pp but i don't wanna play a futer because they're cring... what do i do
>>578294275He has no Ascian powers, but according to Yoshi he got visions of the Final Days because of genetics.
>>578294480raping
>>578294140like shitninjitsus will be 1 button damage cooldowns
>>578294275Do Americans just speedread everything then ask retarded questions after they finish a story instead of paying attention
>>578294480yes
>>578294498jus play a dood
>>578294498play a futeror get treated like a disgusting m*le who gets a pity plap once a year
>>578294370This is too hard on gay dudes. My femlala imagines there is a lot of pretty sexy stories you could do with a pair of bros, yearning but hesitating for the forbidden fruit… but a futa is just a walking confusion of genitalia.
>>578291931former garlean resistance member that fled from corvos, became an adventurer to provide for her siblings.
>>578294397what about when zenos takes control of our body in ew?
>>578292896>>578292754You should play FFXI: Wings of The Goddess. One of the best stories in all of FF. You get to see the original maps of FFXI 20 years in the past.
>>578293675The only good thing was The Hulk not being a soied out bitch anymore.
>>578294562Eww nooo i hate moids
finally ultimate powerdualcast physick
>>578294480Good morning little blue creature/pet/feedtreat
>>578294584>>578294631male character stocks aren't even in the gutter any more, they're 6 feet underground
>>578294641this but smn physick
hi let's do north horn on light
>>578294584who's flist is this? Why should I care about random balmungoids
>>578294515*pulls out an uno reversal card* Heh>>578294547Completely agree>>578294664It is nyot morning
>>578294631do it anyways, then you don't care if he dies
miqitten sex
>>578291918actually uncanny that all the worst posters itt are finns
>>578294772Name 17 finns in this thread
What are the benefits of updating to the new PenumbraAll I've seen are complaints. What are the good things?
>>578294729an extremely desirable plappable balmung hottie who rightly rejects m*le characters
Why does AST feel like im pressing twice as many buttons just to do what the other heals do?
>>578294858Because you are.
>>578294724I'd join to help a shadoba bro but I'm still at work phoneposting
>>578294819jackie chan
>>578294724Will you fight bear handed?
>>578294828>What are the good things?Ottermandias does not make good additions every update just makes things worse or adds features that dont go anywhere
>>578294828It jerks you off sometimes. Straight hand through the screen action
I'd only be a fute if someone involuntarily transforms me into one (that would be kinda hot...)
>>578294710Dualcast Harpe
we'll be getting more plate slots next expansion right...?
>>578294837I'm not male so name them so I can plap
>>578294593>yearning but hesitating for the forbidden fruit*spit*We don't want v*gina
>>578294746
>>578295015Yes
>>578294819finn anon 1finn anon 2finn anon 3finn anon 4finn anon 5finn anon 6finn anon 7finn anon 8finn anon 9 finn anon 10finn anon 11finn anon 12finn anon 13finn anon 14finn anon 15finn anon 16Kat
my sunnie just tooted
>>578295015No, storage will not increase either. Please understand
>>578294858It used to do 2-3k free dps over whm and get a bonus 10% mit. Now it doesn’t, so there is no reason to play it outside of sweaty comps of good players (not PF).
>>578295094you forgot t'owasomething about finland and severe mental illness
>>578295040>wespeak for yourself gayboy
Me and the limsa foid I picked up by playing a pale miera with jet black dye
Yup I think im maining WHM for EC
>>578293902Not dead at all, and progression isn't linear like FFXIV. You can start from scratch and be endgame-ready in like two months. Leveling is super fast these days and there is almost zero tedious bullshit unless you are looking for it. Gone are the days of leveling camps, farming NMs for weeks, etc. Just do story, get to level 99. Do ambuscade and work up from there. Join a new player friendly LS and join their omen/dynamis events. Modern-day FFXI is really new player friendly and streamlined, just a bit intimidating cause of all the content there is.
>>578294984Instant cast communio bro.
>>578295186you look like a frog
>>578295186it is really that easy
>>578294593thats whats funny, the actual gay guys erping as 2 guys dont really have a problem, they both know they are guys jacking off and gayF+ people try to convince you they are straight while 18 inches inside of a female miqote clearly piloted by a guy, but they're both trying to convince themselves this isnt totally gay
>>578294984heck yeah
>>578295239AST has been strictly superior to whm for 10 of the last 11 years. I imagine evolved will return it to it’s rightful position as “job for the most obnoxious and pissy of trannies”.
>umm don't you know thats a GUY playing that character?someone has clearly failed the self insert IQ test
I'm straight but i like the idea of a domme pushing gay stuff on me to humiliate me...
>>578294183>>578294192>>578294207>>578294360>>578294536despair
>>578295405But theres no damage buffs anymore. How will it compete?
>>578291931Former Sanguine Siren who tried to clean up her act and go legitimate by joining the Crystal Braves. When that backfired horribly she accepted an offer to join Maelstrom and became team mom to a squadron of goobers.
>>578295420*throw a fanta bomb*
Foid Friday
>>578294772I had the most fun when I went to Finland on a solo trip. So many friendly people and the nightlife was great.
>>578295457they'll give it back Disable
>>578295351If you think about, only shitpig bara is the only honest ERP in this game.
>>578295457WHM is losing the mit on plenary. They will probably give some busted utility to AST in place of damage buffs. That or they get haste which is a damage buff but doesnt strictly affect how others play.
>>578295057
>>578295543how do i know if a female character is a foid irlthey act like laeun or miki?
they're reverting to the wacky finland talk routine again
It's simple. If I don't see you casting shields as a SGE, my Tank Stance is coming off.
my moonie is on a mission to destroy all other moonies
what if the loli cat and the hag cat in the trailer are the same person and evercold is split in past and future like in legend of zelda lttp/oot/ages and would explain why hoary boulder has grey streaks in his hair if he's not a reflection
>>578295653>the dps die and votekick younow what
>>578294772my bad
>>578295693Your moonie will get instaloss'd by my moonie
>>578292956Stick to your moe tranime (Goku solos your verse btw)
My moonie might not make it to toronto in time for the canadian national exhibition. You may ask to get her ticket though.she really would like to see iron maiden and megadeth on the 30th though if someone could help her with that itd be nice
fiddie friday? already?
>>578294896no worries pooks I'll be doing north horn for a long while>>578294936no I'll be using a gunor a staffor probably a book
>>578295736i think they are because someone showed the hag with a pink tail
>>578295739I go play a better game. I've been set free.
You can play the entirety of FFXI with trusts which people tout as good because it’s a janky mmo from 24 years ago despite crying about trusts in FFXIV ruining the mmo feel of the game
>>578295736thats not hoary. thats boring city leader no. 3023904
if you walk into my moonies house this will be blaring 24/7https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guDguPQvRCQ
>>578291931Grew up in Werlyt, joined the Garlean army to help his sick mom and young sister when the epidemic hit, caught up and nearly died in a battle near La Noscea around the time of the Calamity, survived but was left marooned and soon captured by the Maelstrom.Garlean military records showed him dead so benefits to his family was cut off, devastating his family and friends, but his sister believed he was still alive and eventually coerced to join the imperial army to keep the benefits going so their mother could continue getting the medicine she needed.After some time in prison, he was given the chance to switch sides to the Eorzean Alliance, provide what information he can about the Garleans, all so he could work to free him homeland from imperial rule and get home to his family. Discovers he's been blessed with the Echo and was directed to the Scions of the Seventh Dawn as an adventurer.
>>578295789redhead sexo friday
>>578295893wow, heikos son and grandson
>>578295736that would be pretty stupid and gay
>>578295561yea its usually why its the best if you're into that
>>578295789only if you give up middie monday
>>578295893> Garlean military records showed him dead so benefits to his family was cut off, This is a really bad policy for a state to have if they want an effective military.
>>578295545lies have consequences
Me carboy has awoken and feels like being a pest today
>>578296025Russia does this currentlywhich is probably why a snail would have moved faster
>>578295878I plays sounds off.
>>578294427Is she thick?
>>578296042I'm genuinely not lying although I am very extroverted so your mileage may vary
my moonie has targeted your house for her next 4 am yowling session
miqitten orgasm torture with vibrating magic wands!
>>578295936wtf!>>578296025Garleans treat the people they conquer like shit under their heels. Just how they are by design to maximize human suffering and force people to not rebel.
>>578296459*sprays*
>>578296238>even for you, Kakarot
>>578296380Yeah, you get the foreigner treatment which basically careers you into a hardcoded "finland is so wacky and cool" experience that's completely detached from the reality of actually being stuck there, especially in a remote isolated small town.
>>578295351Ask an F+ how they have boobs if they lack estrogen-producing organs and if they inject hormones then to watch them melt down.
I keep reading "Dalamud" as "Talmud"
My catboy's going to go prison gay
>>578296465> Garleans treat the people they conquer like shit under their heelsSure, but outside of kindness or w/e “you only get paid if you are reluctant to engage the enemy” is a bad incentive structure if your looking to get a lethal army.
>>578295472oh look it's the return of the prodigal fake "roleplayer" who runs around on a mary sue bombshell with immaculate hair. let me guess, you're- oops i mean she- the canonical warrior of light whose main flaw is that she cares too much? and of course you have a thorough understanding of the game's plot rather than some retarded-ass story skipper-tier takes because you spent more time making your character fapbait than actually setting up a backstory that isn't just AI slop, right?
>>578296620I stayed in Helsinki and yeah I suppose you are right... if you work, you should consider moving to the city
>>578296459Rape
>>578291931can i get some help from backstory enjoyers? i got a character idea but it's still a bit too vague and would like to flesh it out
>>578295472dont fucking look at me
>>578296816I already stayed in helsinki for a bit.I'm not into the european style at all.
My catboy is not prison gay
>>578296797This anon needs to take a chill pill
>>578296830Sure, what's the general idea?
my catgirl is yuri gay
>guy that’s never lived in North America a day in his life“Ya know I’m feeling spiritually North American I should spam an anonymous forum about it”
>>578296869>european stylebro it's big enough that it's not meaningfully different from any major city in north america, idk what you expectit even has plenty of scene for that "i'm a failmale sissy 24/7 bdsm slave whose entire life is sex and gooning with my leather daddy" thing you seemed to wantyou just refuse to find your own happiness even when it's within your reach
>>578296797i don't RP but do "i'm the WoL" RPers piss people off this much? i might start doing that if so
>>578296873Oh, is he like, actually gay?
>>578291931He is a what if scenario if me getting isekai'd into the world of FFXIV. Yes, I self insert.
>>578296646Brother futanari have both, that is the purpose of the word. The literal definition.The ones that don't are actual self inserting trannies and we have a word for that, "shemale"Also what is this weird ass UMM THATS NOT REALISTIC excuse like anybody is thinking about that while railing a fucking scaled lizard girl from behind
>>578296956It's not a joke. Some people simply are aclimatized to being Canadian/American by inherent nature. And you should never ever joke or question someone's identity and how they experience things.
>the garlean empire was actually created by magic jews with the intent of explicitly evilmaxxing Holy yawn what a terrible reveal that was.
>>578297003It's less likely to piss people off and more likely to just get you blacklisted. Most people will simply not RP with anyone who plays as the WoL
>>578297110>ummmm ackshually this will be the 700th time we bring up a pedantic definition argument about a term that 99% of the game's f+s do not use in the literal technically correct wayno one cares, you're using some arbitrary definition to make your entire argument rather than saying something original
>>578297142but enough about real life,
>>578297003most people will just flat out ignore you. No one will stop and argue. If they are polite enough they might entertain it even, others are just going to say "Sure, pal." and treat it like an in world joke where some fella says they are the legendary hero.This is not the gotcha you think it is.
>>578292143Pic unrelated I guess?
>>578296995They're not english speakers and don't have the english speaker mentality. It's all through a finnish lens. And if you ignore this and ignore the fact that this is an important thing that actually matters then go to hell.and no, helsinki is a small place in all consideration and the european style is completely different from the NA style.it's all completely differnet. it's a whole different world. it's just completely different and if you don't understand this and keep using this shit as an excuse to shit on me and my genuine need to be in a north american canadian environment then just go to hell, seriously go to hell
>>578297306You can’t even speak English nigga lmfao
>>578297142Yeah stormblood fucking sucked
>>578296025>WHAT DO YOU MEAN CONSCRIPTS ARE TREATED AS SECOND CLASS IN THE EVIL EMPIRE OPFOR IN THIS FANTASY STORYcome the fuck on
>>578297228>>578297264so the answer is yes, good to know
>>578297249Yeah 99% of the game's population are IMVU eboy goblins too whats your point?Words have meanings.
I cannot percieve futa
are they gay
>>578293901Nah, cutest femwa in all the lands, right here, (you).
>see someone call themselves a snowbunny>they're also blackIs this some next level blacked fetish?
>>578297416Notice that, for as ugly as these modbeasts are, they've all found their significant, sinister other.
>>578297407>gets two completely reasonable and realistic answers"heh so u guys r mad?" you know you got the delusion down, maybe you should RP a delusional person in RP.
>>578297395If you want to be maximally evil, it helps to not be stupid.
>>578296797a jealous moonie made this post
>>578297416nta but this shit even infects miqitten modders. they all have uncanny child faces but have neon hair and are covered in fucking tattoos its so fucking weird looking lmao
>>578297416This was the first thing to actually make me laugh today, modbeasts are so bizarre
>>578297618Every supremely evil villain in media history has been a colossal retard struck down by his own hubris
>>578297264> treat it like an in world joke where some fella says they are the legendary heroIt can be unironically fun to RP as someone who is either a scammer LARPing as the WoL or a delusional Don Quixote type
>>578291931femlala.her parents died when she was young, all the orphanages in Uldah were full with ala mhigan refugee children so she was left on the streets and grew up homeless, scavenging food from dumpsters to survive.
>>578296869What style are you into, then?
>>578297003My femlala thinks it’s fun to get plapped by the WoL actually…
>>578297724it would be kino but not a lot of people go out of their way to make entertaining characters like that anymore. Which is a shame. Plus roleplayers are neurotic retards so you have to make it very obvious that it is in fact a parody or otherwise they will just block and ignore you
>>578297814Toronto and Chicago style along with Seattle and Vancouver as secondary.Brooklyn's good too
>>578297669Thank fucking god someone else noticed and said it. They just look like jersery shore midgets I cannot stand seeing that shit.
>>578294140How do I get a sexy big tiddy femra NIN eb
>>578297802Maybe she could have grown up into a fiddie if she didn't suffer from malnutrition.. how sad.
>>578292616I think you’re just bad the game…
>>578297003I don't even do that. She's explicitly meant to be reminiscent of random unvoiced MSQ NPCs and this same guy has even complained about that in previous posts. He's genuinely just inventing things to be angry about since I've made fewer than ten posts over five years for him to base this all off of.
>>578297416Why does every XIV player love this?
>>578292430>one hunter can beat Arkveld easily>WoL requires 8 people
>>578294641Nice Last Resort Zeta bro.
>>578294275Zenos never had the Echo or the Blessing of Light, he just had the idea to make a copy of someone else's after reading Gaius' notes
>>578297416As disgusting as they are, at least they are hetero and aren't a prison gay nigga on a catgirl
>having a serious roleplaying scene with someone >progressing at a steady pace>hear some commotion up the road>”IM THE WARRIOR OF LIGHT *switches job* IM THE LEGENDARY HERO OF EORZEA *switches job again* SLAYER OF PRIMALS, I WEILD AZEM’S POWER IN MY POCKET!”
>>578294601That's also explained in the story they use this weird soul swapping tech
>>578298120You should just react like you would to an insane crack hobo shouting on the street irl
>>578298120>your characters try to run, but it's too late; you are already too far into the WoL's render distance and transform into motionless NPCs>one of you have a yellow quest he ignores
>>578298120You're just mad YOU'RE not the warrior of light.
>>578297989Because we like this.
>>578296952I'm thinking about an amoral healer who's totally indifferent to human suffering. Maybe a beggar, a traveling merchant, an adventurer, or a priest, or something... His motivation for healing isn't really empathy or doing good, but some kind of bizarre cosmic rule he follows. Kinda like the Medicine Seller from Mononoke, where killing demons is about maintaining order/erasing the unnatural, not really about protecting people. So, he ends up being a net positive for the world, but he genuinely doesn't care about the people he saves...it's more like a byproduct of his own weird agenda...but idk how a "normal person" could become something like that!!!
>>578298267>the yellow quest was to impregnate a moonies
>>578298120My femlala once did a story where she was a maid hired by the scions to tend to the WoL in his convalescence, after he got stomped by Zenos in their SB confrontation. Also they had sex (it’s now canon).
>>578296461uohhhh
>>578297920Snooki want snuu snuu.
>>578298120Most people wouldn't know what the fuck an Azem is IC but they would chuckle at the Warrior of Light claims. That is actually a funny scenario, you should try that one next time there is like a Kugane market or other public event. i think most people would have fun.
Is it true that Lho is packing 7.5 inches...
>>578294540the average American adult has a literacy level below that expected of a 6th grade student
>>578298120https://youtu.be/peKMm-ni26s
>>578298389my favorite AI slopper ToT
>>578298428The moonie isn't
>>578298428We haven't seen proof of the contrary so I'm choosing to believe this anon. 7.5 generous, girthy inches
Any foid here wanna date
>>578297274Pic veeeeeeeeryyy relatedSee >>578297508
>>578298567>>578298643ask and ye shall receive
>>578298643Ask a man to design your next characters face (you can handle the tits).
>>578296646>>578297249>not a roleplayerwho cares about your opinion lol
>>578298567There's like 2 foids here and >>578298567 is one of them, Asian woman in her 30s with big titsShe likes white guys
test
>>578294275>Does Zenos being Emets grandson give him ascian powers?*Great-grandson. And no. He did have dreams of the final days that Fandaniel commented on, but that seems to be a dropped plot point. He became a Resonant during Stormblood after supporting Aulus' research into giving Garleans the ability to use magic through artificially recreating the Echo, using Fordola as a guinea pig.
good morning have any of you been playing on switch 2
>>578298567You are the foid
>>578298706>>578298796Thanks for the info frens>>578298643Uhm hii i hear you're my new gf?
any other reasons to not fanta to lalabesides the gross F+ and "male lala harems"
FEMRA FRIDAYDINNER PLANS?DRINKING PLANS?
meanwhile on the official forums......
>>578292956Baki makes a lot more sense if you imagine Yujiro as Sonichu
>>578298541Not talking about the moonie...
>>578298120This is unironic kino so long as you dress up like a hobo in ARR gear and are playing a meth-coded male (Roe, Malezen, Middie)
>>578298941>new hotness is a meme that stopped being popular months agoUnc niggas
>>578294275Ascian is a soul thing not a genetic thing. The less shattered you are the more powerful you get. Ascians were just a bunch of dudes that escaped the Shattering and kept most of their Ancient powers.
>>578298871Just aim to be wife number 1 of your future lalaboy husband
>>578298861hi ya halo bleblebleblebleh
>>578298981You're close enough then
>>578298428My sunnie is bigger
>>578298941Clavicular would be a Midlander working desperately to try and look like a Highlander through MTM gender affirmation surgery
>>578298428My femlala is bigger
>>578298643>>578299091Why did you post the same picture twice? Running out?
>>578298643
>>578298941Lmao
>>578298120>>578299038Fucking kino
You can't even name the ARR Ascians, anon. Don't argue with me about the story.
>>578299093Oh really... :3
>>578299273yeah the bad guys before the marvel we're the good guys saga right
How do I find a girl that likes playing the game and is looking for a bf like I'm looking for a gf
uooh tataru pissing herself erotic
John Warrioroflight and it’s just a drunk midlander stumbling through Ul’dah shouting about his “past accomplishments”
>>578299091Wow my new gf is so cute! Let's uber some food and watch anime yah? (i'll get you crickets or whatever lizards eat dw)
>>578298428My hrothgar is smaller.
>>578299314Yeppers and no I am not posting proof
>>578299273Lostbread, Epussy, Earned ZilchYour move, lorelet.
>>578299394make a miera and do some ultimate raids a lot of women do ultimate raiding in this game and they all love miera
>>578299426This but Khloe and then I lick her clean ToT
>>578299093oh rly? <.<
>>578299446Over or under..
>>578299486I don't like miera
>>578299394Put "looking for a boyfriend-free girl" in your search info
>>578299514Ravenous gam, begone
>>578299549I think that anon is talk about real women, sis.
>>578299507imagine both khloe and t'kebbe at the same time
>>578299530This was for >>578299452...
>>578299394Find a gf irl that plays video games in general and get her to start playing this one if she doesn't already
i havent had internet or calls on my phone for days because i havent paid the phone bills (my moonie)
my malera had a bad haul from his submarines today and could use a recommendation on how to make it feel better
>>578299683I tried this but my gf couldn't get past like level 5, it was too boring for her
>>578298895my femroe will be making tacos and drinking guava juice while watching the dota 2 international
>>578299683>unleashing this community on your actual girlfriendAre you trying to get cucked?!
>>578299669Why do you care? It ain't for people here so don't bother
>>578299549Well you're not a woman, that's the point
>>578299717Using my moonies mouth would be a solution
>>578299717fanta to another race
siri, call daddy. his estrogen kitten has logged on
>>578299717Take it out on a slutty catgirl or femra's pussy
>>578296797>Bombshell>Vanilla body F3 sunnie
>>578299717go make some tea
>>578299660>>578299837I don't want to play a miera though. Do they not like middies or something?
>>578299893picrel the estrogen kitten in question
>>578299828Under it is
My sunnie thinks males are better than futa
>>578299893>schizo
>>578300024Hi H'ana
>>578299893thank you for the poses last night kitten
>>578299683She's gonna cheat on you with a modbeast anon. Enjoy watching her blackening and the subsequent mental gymnastics about how she didn't cheat on you because it's a video game and you always take things too seriously
>>578299469You forgot Niggerdorm, lorefetus. She shows up in ARR too.
>>578300024Your sunnie also disappears whenever any male takes his medication so...
>>578299983>>578300064...huh?
>>578299989Freaky anon
>>578299717A relaxing nap with a femlala on your chest. Give her your extravagant salvaged jewelry, like a gentlemalera.
>>578299868>>578299912why do you guys always make things sexual i meant like a show or movie to watch>>578299887i like my malera and im excited for the horn change in dawntrail>>578299941my malera likes this idea and that's what he will be going with
>>578299950pick whatever race you want, you will just attract different flavors of foids. Though I must say, I have a middie alt and he does not get any foid attention and the foids in my FC flat out tell me that they think they are bored.Take that as you will, might be my anedoctal experience
>>578300136Not a denial...
>>578297440For my catboys + yeah
>>578300157>i like my malera and im excited for the horn change in dawntrailbeta cuck.
>>578300120thank you
>>57829976599.9% of girls won't interact with that side of the community, they'll do the MSQ crush, on G'raha or Emet, do some extreme trials and move on this their lifeIf your gf you introduced to the game no longer has time to hang out because she became a Balmung goblin cucking you with modbeasted eboys unlucky I guess, you dodged a bullet anyway
>>578295420
There is a male hroth with his fucking cock out at the boat!
>>578300250thats my line bro
>>578300209I'm not gonna confirm or deny anything dawg feel free to speculate
>>578299950women don't like middies they like miera just make a miera
>>578300289May my moonie be his sleeve?
>>578299713/Petpet happy Friday cutie
>>578299661Both of them peeing on my rock hard cock while I hold their tiny waists... UOH
>>578300314/pet 99999999999999999999xhappy friday!
>>578300312I wish moonies were real, but alas nyo
Which is the more rare wol? The blue cat, or the red lizard? I see blue cats in these threads (well, there's that one with the red hair who always posts) but I never see blue cats in-game otherwise. But I have seen red lizzers, just never in these threads
>>578300174>tell me that they think they are bored.I am so dyslexic today. They think he is boring.
>>578299216ya i dont take as much as i post...>>578299434my lizzer wants wantan noodles (full egg)
>>578300294DESPERATE threadbegging by a smelly, 35-year-old foid for more miera.
>>578300498In this thread atm? Red lizard. In-game? I think I've seen more red lizards than Bloonies
>>578300449Lho using his 8 incher to fuck the bloonie...
>>578300498red lizard by far
>>578300498We used to have two red lizzers, but they stopped posting long ago.
it's high noon (real)
>>578300615You'd be crazy not to
>>578300257say hello to your chocolate blend?
>>578300714Bang!
>>578300342then you wash them both in a bubble bath and lather them up nice and good making sure to touch and cover every single part of their body
>>578300724The bloonie is probably too tight to take the girthy monster..
bros...... my femlala......
>>578300529I counter your lizardposting by posting cute bats.
SAY GOOOOD NIGHT!TO THE WEAKNESS THAT YOU HIDE BEHIND!
How do I go about commissioning a Lala mod without getting schizo’d to hell and back?
>>578300935You don't
>>578300873shut up you cant talk
>>578300762was there ever a straight femroe that liked dick and did not have a massive horse cock?I am legitimately curious, not flaming anyone for being a futa roe.
>>578300024My sunnie agrees with you
>>578299601Damn you cooked him. Anyway replying to tell you that you should give the toon a tiny pathetic cock instead. Ok that's all.
>>578300935Tell your mother about it and see what she thinks of the idea
>>578300935By commissioning a lala modder?
Good morning /xivg/. Do you have plans for the weekend?
alright i'll just get this post out of the way now:>go to finland as canadian/american for a short period>WOAH SO WACKY AND FUN AND COOL>go to finland and actually try to live there as canadian/american and try to live life normally like you would in canada/usa>please help me out of here
>>578300935right now the biggest miqitten modding site/discord is going to start hosting lala mods because they have the overlap and infrastructure set up for it already. so expect being able to pretty soon
my femezen is nervous about the • August 21, 9:00 PM EDT | Balmung, Crystal - HEAVY ARMOR POOL TANK KNIGHT - (Orbonne Monastery & A Knights Tale ) - South end Balmung Costa De Sol mainpool on the floaties 9pm EST
>>578301049Okay but she doesn’t know how to make mods either?
>>578300024My sunnie thinks both are good!
>kat is backokay everyone who let that schizo out?
>millions of new players>servers filled to capacity despite doubling in size just two weeks ago>everyone’s playing through ARR for the first time and now they’re at Heavensward>TOOOOOONS of people are crying at all the usual shit like the elf dudeIs FFXIV having another Endwalker moment? Was Midnight really that bad?
>>578301113rotting
>>578300993I think that's most of us yeah, I don't know of many futa roe at all actually
>>578301124ff14?
I love this game
>>578301214evercold
>>578301125Yeah not gonna use that.
>>578300842Paying especially good attention to their nethers before vigorously plapping them from being too horny and laying in the tub cuddling them gently in the afterglow
My femroe is just gonna wear a pvp set to the armor meet today
>>578301113Dinner and chill with my sisterThroat my cute catgirl wifeMaybe finish my relic and e33
this thing is ugly and I want it out of my game
>>5783011133d printing little warhammer dudes
>>578298852No, fuck off. No one’s forcing you to use mods and you can just not use the plugins. So stop trying to get us to stop using mods and plugins, it’s not going to work. This isn’t a console game. If you hate FFXIV so much, just leave.
>>578301290>lala pretending they aren't a pedoLMAO
>>578301172Where do you even get that information from
>>578300993Many such cases. Just stop paying attention to the man-hating biolesbian seethers.
>>578301170What? Don't you want schizokino back on the menu?
>>578300935The only body mods that I know even have modders that offer commissions are Stacked, Flux, and RelalaRelala is schizo-proof, but the modders for it are the schizos. Stacked doesn't tend to reveal modders publicly, but is extremely expensive. I don't know too much about the Flux commission takers.
>>578300874look at this batboy
>>578301113Get that last 600 paste....then finally start the DT world tour.
>>578301536make the tattoo look more natural
>>578301424Seethe all you want, not using your website.
>>578301432>>578301201I am getting a crave for Femroe. I think I am going to try to find some to erp with in the wild.
>>578301185i hope you die and rot fr
>>578301605Bro you got dispellers to get before the world tour
>>578301424But lalas are adult. Miqittens are literally child miqo'te.
but lho said he's always posting on topic, why is the thread filled with posts with him talking to anons about his irl cock?>>578301170maybe he can target a few people and make them leave, let them fight and all that
Why did they have to make the second area in a forray so much colder than the first one again?
>>578301170He managed to anger /b/ janny and came back here. Even that shithole doesn't like him.
>>5783014261, 3 and 4 are obvious information gathered from /xivg/, /v/, and /r/FFXIV. 2 is from when all the NA servers reopened and some were set to preferred. This isn’t because the game lost players, and if you think so, this is why you have no friends. The only other possible answer is that Square Enix doubled server capacity because they knew FFXIV would become explosively popular again.
>>578300871Probably desu>>578301019I wouldn't ever put one on me blooner anyways
>>578301426It came to Macchi in a dream
>>578301536that tattoo looks like it was a drawn with a ballpen during chemistry class in school
>>578301487no kat, go back to /soc/ you fucking schizoalso kill yourself too
>>578301641It's not my website retard. Fuck me though for trying to be nice. I hope you don't ever find someone to commission for you.>>578301686LOL then why is the miqitten sync full of lalafell?
>>578301676WHAT?!
>>578301806>>578301636You sound jealous that man character fuck biofem tranny futa
>>578301690Pretty sure I've never said that bro
>>578301740Blooner mention /pet /pet
>>578301351lewd
>>578301690i doubt his irl is even half as big as what's being discussed in the thread (sorry but I'm probably right)
>fail to clear one (1) savage raid>spend the next 5 years crashing out about it
>>578301879Nigga you have 100 beta 100 alpha and 100 gamma dispellers to farm before doing the world tour
>>578301185wow it's like you're at the oscars.>>578301389>>578301605Both of you, good luck on finishing your relics. Though you should have really gotten it done before me ...>>578301413Nice. Any particular army?
>>578301113Hang out with some bros in gameWork on a design that needs finishingGrab a fiddie and kiss her
Hello fellow warriors of light! I am a cute little lalafell healer, and I recently had the most delightful experience in an expert roulette. A quiet and chivalrous dark knight carefully kept my health topped up the entire time and then kindly typed “good heals, little one” before departing. Ever since that moment, I find myself feeling a charming flutter whenever I encounter another dark knight. Does anyone else share a similar experience with a tank who leaves such a lasting and pleasant impression? I would be most interested to hear your stories!
>FFXIV lost millions of players such that every server in NA is now open>some which were formerly full are now set to preferred, which means they basically lost half of their population>if you think otherwise, you’re the Jeffrey Epstein of /xivg/
>>578301648Godspeed king
>>578301907I am a male character. I just think that tattoo mod looks like shit, there are better ones in the archive if you look for it for more than 5 minutes
>>578301970Truth be told I'm kinda surprised anon was very close to the real number
>>578301113trying to level paladin
Should I stick to south horn until I'm level 20? Or is the exp faster in north horn?
>>578301843Don't ask me man! I'm neither Jean Grey nor in that pedosync.
>>578301536The tat is bad, but otherwise that is a cute batboy
>>578302075You're jealous tranny bitch, a male character would not be. Stick with futa gross fag
>>578301843I have no idea what goes in pedo circles, but I want nothing to do with you. Please die of apoplexy while spamming “LOL” on repeat.
>>578301712Dunno sounds like lot of hyperbole and confirmation bias to me. Didn't notice anything.
>>578301937Extremely. I can't help myself around mi'qittens
>>578301992I don't know how much more of this I can take. Can I least get it north horn? Will give me a good reason to finally go in there.
>>578302103The lowest level mob in north horn is level 21
>>578302049>hire a bunch of retarded, talentless troons and libgoyim>game goes to shit and diesWhatttt no wayyy this never happens!!!
>>578301983So Macchi Ato Balmung was right in saying that Dawntrail was so bad that millions of people unsubbed?
>>578301648Get em, king.
>>578301983You laugh at his mental problems but fact of the matter is that you willingly come back here to complain too.
>>578301740Perfect. It would ruin her, but if you had a different toon then big is overdone. No one appreciates a cute small one anymore, it's sad. Also cute blep expression /pet /pet
>>578301907i dont care i just think if it's miki's batboy golem she can make that tattoo look better by making it look more natural via layer blending options
>>578302110>>578302151I used to actually buy those arguments until I saw how many lala players are into that stuff. Just be honest with yourself and stop lying
>>578302045no I hate DRK in my roulettes when I am healing because they are more often than not, absolute dogshit that force me to constantly heal them.
>>578298895movie with a friend, perhaps
>>578302184Yes you can get the dispellers done in north horn, in fact it’s probably faster to do that than farm them in roulettes. Why are you acting like this relic didn’t give you reasons to do the foray zone
>>578301605*moonifies u*
10:55 CC ET Crystal
>>578302203See >>578302180. Didn’t you wipe six times to Windurst?
>>578302036There's so reason to rush the relic and 5 months to do it. I'm already bis on and not doing umad. So I nibble at it here or there when I'm bored.
>>578302190But fates and CEs don't care about your level. Does it matter if I'm only grinding those?
>>578302036so many a-list tier thread celebrities at the boat.... what an honour!
>>578302030>5 apply at the same time from overlapping puddles>1 overwrites the other three seconds laterSo it's only two DDs and anyone that's actually done the fight would know that. So what are you crashing out about if you haven't even done the fight?
>>578301907> You sound jealous that man character fuck biofem tranny futaCaptchas should check English proficiency. I rather this website was filled with bots than brown people.
Who was in the wrong here
Need hroth gf like this...
>>578302450Jealous trannoid beast detected ywnbaw
>>578302419Yes it does you will get smoked
>>578302425They have no idea I plan to sink it with all of them aboard, thus, wiping the slate clean and allowing a new crop of ebins to arise in their place.
>>578302038>Grab a fiddie and kiss herA based decision. Fiddies and Thighlanders are the best.>>578302102It's a cool class! IMO it's the closest a class gets to being a spellblade. RDM doesn't really quite cut the mustard with that.>>578302410That's understandable. It is a marathon, not a sprint.>>578302425Did you get [insert popular ebin's name here]'s autograph?
>>578302096all due respect lho but I refuse to believe you're packing 7. that's humongous
>>578302425You're Trash tier nigga shut the fuck up
why are all europeans such fucking fags dude i dont care about your dick size ingame or irl
>>578302360I don't know what the foray zone is, but I literally have not done anything in south/north horn until they showed the last relic and I wanted that keyblade whm weapon.
>>578302537wait let me go back>>578302570no my threadcred isnt high enough>>578302649i know...
>>578297641lientri catching strays
>>578301915:D>>578302283I mean in my opinion I don't think any female characters should have one, go play a male if you want that but hey they ain't my characters so>>578302598That's fine if you don't believe it but I do infact have over that nyes
>>578302653Euro /xivg/ uses this game more as a version of online grindr instead of actually playing it
Morning.
>>578302408>New players playing through ARR>WindurstWhich one is it? Personally I mostly notice a steep decline in capabilities on the weekend especially in alliance raids but that's been a thing since the Inception of the game.
>>578302805I want to marry this highlander and make her a happy woman
kinda in the mood for a paizuri bros
>>578302728they are like NA and only act gay during content droughts. the second North Horn released they played that nonstop
>>578302871Only minors allowed
>>578302805Pedo
Poopnose sunnies are pretty cute bros
>>578301113My froth got sidetracked from the ShB msq, and is pushing crafter+gatherer levels. The goal is all 50 by the end of the weekend.
We used to settle the lala debate with a simple three part drawing, what happened
>1920x1080The everyman, some bad apples but its expected with such a large userbase>19XX x 10XXRetard cropper who doesn't understand how to take a proper screenshot>2560x1440Oddballs but mostly harmless, made the frugal choice for display upgrades>3840x2160Egotistical retards or retarded normies that fell for the branding>UltrawidesThe above, but will refuse to back down from their poor decision and demand to be catered to everywhere they go>1366x768Terminal poorfag playing on a laptop he was gifted 10 years ago, clingy beggars if you give them even a scrap of attention.>1600x900>1600x1200>1664x1088Who the fuck are you people and why do you exist>Visible taskbar or title bar in screenshotCLINICALLY RETARDED, USELESS BOTH IN-GAME AND IRL
>>578302718May my sunnie see it?
>>578303094I love left and middle lalas
>>578303092How'd you get sidetracked?
>>578302805Gross pedo.
>>578302718But is it over or under 7.5..
>>578303134No
>>578302718>over 7damn that's actually hot wtf. my perception is changed now every time i see your bloonie i'm gonna be thinking about that. biggest shot in the dark, but proof?
>>578302183Wannya do that with mine?
>>578300914>CUM! BARE YOUR SOLES TO ME!Was Lahabrea a footfag...?
in mahjong, the dealer gets 1.5x pointsin life, the femlala gets 3x.
test (moon stuff)
>>578303154Same, my Male Midlander would powerpound both of those
>>578302718*Mwah* enjoy your day bwo.
>>578303106woweurope will piss and moan about anything huh
>>578303264Holy mo--
Looking for my cute fiddie threadcrush.
>>578303216Aww... I'd show you mine...>>578303243nyes
Wait, do we hate Balmung?
>>578303106What about 1067x1707? Uncropped. I just have a Framework laptop and FFXIV doesn't know how to use my native resolution, just a downscale of it...
tfw both clownra and lho are over 7 inches... ><
>>578303106If someone is still on 1080p in 2026 I just assume they don't care about PC stuff and still use the same setup they had in 2015 or its someone from India, 1440p is so cheap at this point.
>>578303208Wouldn't you like to know, gayboy>>578303302Bit fruity>>578303362Even more reason for me not to
>>578303264My fiddie NEEDS a yuri femlala like this.
>>578301259Sure doesnt looks like it
does anyone want to farm fates in silence for a bit on balmung? i'd prefer to keep it to dawntrail but wherever in shb or EW is fine
>>578303410Eurocucks hate it
>>578303443Tease...
My femlala uses pacifiers
>>578303362ok bet? when?
>>578302457why do they care so much some dude is dying in ces
>>578303410We love the azure sky.
>>578303542I'm a eurocuck and i play on Balmung...
goood mornnyan
>>578301605Our characters would have beautiful children.
>>578303443Funniest thing you could do would list it in cm because none of the americans would fucking know how much that is
>>578303579I can tolerate it as long as your tits are this big >>578303264
>>578303639Low Tier God ass post
>>578297618>It'S nOt SmArT!I can tell you've never been on the phone or in line for hours trying to get VA benefits. Heiko understood the assignment
>>578303530I maxed all my fates in every zone are you just trying to make some cash?
what's the best way to progress the PVP malmstones for trophy crystals? Frontlines or CC?
>>578303628May my catboy hit tonight?
3:35 CC ET Crystal
>>578303697yeah i got the dawntrail fate mount and the gay sepiroth wings, i just need the other gemstone mount
>>578303610tower
>>578303729daily frontline then CC spam is fastest
>>578303421They're not the only ones
My flatddie calls this cliff the haniwa
>>578303410Balmung is fine. Despite protests otherwise. I've been on 'mung since, I think 2015 or 2014. The vibes have changed drastically but it's still a fun, social server with lots of stuff going on. If you want to engage with social stuff, it's probably one of the best servers. If you don't, it doesn't really offer anything different to what you'd get besides a packed shout chat in certain areas.
>>578303742y-yeah, my girloonie will wait for your tell...
>>578302321No, that's a lie. You've always thought lalas were pedos, even before miqittens were made.
>>578303593Idk, could meet on boat and say hi at least, but still bed rotting atm>>578303645I draw and use metric for all my scale pictures. It's an easy conversion bro
>>578303729https://belthesar.github.io/MalmstoneXPCalculator/
Wonder how many XIV characters this describes
i have a bigger gockque than lho
>>578303421you think they exchanged pics and compared when they were ebed...
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>>578303768understoodIt's been 3 years since I actually played or cared about pvp, is black mage fodder or can I blow shit up?
>>578303930That's half of the /xivg/ characters who regularly post here
>>578303853You don't speak for me. I actually bought the arguments but then seeing how many of them overlap I don't buy it anymore.
>>578303639>>578303682https://x.com/ANerdNamedJerry/status/2085818164521120168/video/1
>>578303961black mage is good if you know how to position, especially in CC
>>578303940proof?
>>578303443But you did it first yesterday what the frick......
>>578304032kek, exactly what I was thinking about
>>578303869>Idk, could meet on boat and say hi at least, but still bed rotting atmYes please! I would laugh if we already knew each other <_<
>>578294641>>578294984now you're cookingdualcast clemency
my sunnie is only 11.43cm....
>>578303961An unharassed black mage is a team wiper.Expect to have someone up your ass 24/7 for existing.
>>578303793POST FLATTY
>>578304121Sure, I'll be there in like 5min or so
>We'll never get to see Lho's giant 8" cock because he's a teaseWhy even live...
>>578304230Rikka...
>>578303690>military welfare queen complaining about the service Hope you get your HRT in time sis /salute.
>>578303930I pause randoms that look like this unironically. Either play a realistic looking character or a fatbeast, not this shit.
>>578303961*monks u*
>>578304230Is that short? My femra is only 2 inches!
>>578301636>>578301806Its just a mcdonalds i cant change it...
>>578291931Werlytian commander who led the Resistance in Bozja and Zadnor fighting together with the other Ilsabardian Resistances, after Garlemald's fall and no need to be a soldier anymore she moved to Nagxia and current events are seeing her travel to ask old comrades scattered around the world to join her cause of rehabilitating war veterans and teaching them how to fit into society again by using their skills for good and help them become people, not weapons>>578298295NTA but I'd suggest starting with checking what's in lore for the state they're from>His motivation for healing isn't really empathy or doing good, but some kind of bizarre cosmic rule he followsyou could spin this into XIV's worldbuilding in a few different ways: Sharlayan researcher who obsesses over the meaning of the lifestream after visiting the Aitiascope, Hingan healer who got in contact with the Auspices and [insert story hook], hidden Mhachi-bloodline heir connected to voidsents etc etc. You can have a lot of fun ideas by using what we have available in game as a base and checking world lore with the Encyclopedia Eorzea
>>578304286that wasnt even me... thats the same size though
>>578304264ok you are sync'd right?
>>578304023Sorry, I can't in good faith continue talking to someone who has done nothing but lie to me. Goodbye.
We really have reached a "no more fucks" about kittens when people are openly setting up hookups in the thread with them during other normal post chains and no one even bats an eye.
>>578304415Cute outfit, on the cutest femwa.
>>578304415yjk
The fuck is a lowlander
>>578304023It's just the Fluxtards you have to worry about, really. Stacked and Imp lalas tend to freak out over kittens.
>>578304501know what, anonnie?
>>578304486Bigger things (literally in Lho's case) are taking place, anon...
>>578301648Leave the Quicksands, I've seen that more often than not femroe prefer straight relationships. on one occasion I witnessed one straight maleroe had a harem of them once. The world is yours if you're brave enough anon.
>>578304486you people spent the last few years calling everyone in thread a pedo for even being on the same DC as certain peopleno one gives a shit anymore
>>578303816Built for tender loving
>>578304486>tell them to fuck off>they get emboldened and post more out of a need to be contrarian>ignore them>they think they're welcomed since no one opposed themThere's no winning with the mentally ill.
>>578304464autism>>578304559now this i actually believe
>>578304415tell the guy who gave it to you to change the layer blending on the tattoo diffuse to something different like addition instead of normal
>>578304541instead of a miqitten its the loli version of midlanders. most people dont actually have those mods for some reason
>>578304230>below 20cmngmi...
>>578304486We're busy drooling over Lho's big dick rn anon. We've got bigger fish to fry
>>578304258Okay but now you have to post a haniwa
>>578304309>imfuckingplyingI was out before Obama trooned the fuck out of the military and that faggot Roy Mavis was instated. Missed me with that shit harder than the mudslimes in the desert kek
>>578304691the reply>da hell u talm bout nigga?
It’s another “pedos schizo lalas” episode.
>>578304486I wish them all the same fate as ZT but telling them to fuck off only encourages them to post more
>>578299038>meth-coded male (Roe,broe...
>>578303169I had to repair my gear again, and I remembered that I should get at least on crafter up so I can just do it myself.
>>578304460Lol LmaoNyope
>>578304486some kittens are cuter than whatever goonbeasts you make
>>578301113hang out with friends, prog fuarked tower with the FC and/or with the 'cord, my sunday morning swimming will be interrupted by some sort of competition or whatever but I can go in the afternoon instead
>>578304829Did you forget about Trachtoum Tidus-bane already?
>>578304889why are you pretending to be someone else weirdo
>>578304248>Expect to have someone up your ass 24/7 for existing.Will they at least stick to their tongue or finger if I say I don't like dick
>>578304051>>578304248>>578304360I see it changed from 'apply 3 stacks of fire/ice and then trigger with a giant AOE', now you just kind of spam either ice or fire? Am I not seeing the bigger picture?
we got there
>>578304486Nigger who the fuck is we?
7:40 CC ET Crystal
>>578304941yjk he's from Florida with a fit like that
>>578304970I wasn't...
>>578305056the 6 replies before yours making excuses for why they don't mind pedoshit in the thread
>>578305010Its raw potencies are just high and constant.Your LB is on a very short timer and spammable, and has a very strong AOE CC in Ice.Decent AOE slowYou have far too many defensive options for a backline caster imo but without it they would just get deleted on sight.
>>578303570Go ask the gay gams they'll reciprocate>>578303645Even if I did I doubt anons would believe it desu>>578304109Get tricked
>>578304752I wish you were still with Sarah...
>>578305273>Even if I did I doubt anons would believe it desuGuess you will just have to provide a picture with a ruler for proof then
>>578304643>it's better if they think they are welcomekill yourself
>>578304752Finally, the fiddie I'm going to kiss unconscious.
>>578305165Welcome to 4chan the place that used to have a /loli/ board and still allows NSFW loli on /b/
>>578305342No I don't care if anons believe it or not
We're doing the moral police on 4chan episode now? Slow thread day.
>awake>run errands>only 2 new threads since last nightthis really is a dead general dead game...
>>578305165You come here, home of pedobear land of I want to be the little girl and whine and cry and moan about pedoshit? A foolish endeavor if there ever was one.
>>578305165I really don't care about the kitten posters and femlala enjoyers. I don't pay any attention to them and I'm not paired to them so surprise, they're not real. Who cares man? Yelling and crying about things that can't be changed will only make someone sad and angry. Or convince folks that you just have suppressed feelings about it and are lashing out. So if you wanna be that then go ahead. I'll just continue to ignore them
>>578305435Most of the /b/ threads are worthless ai slop now
>>578305273Mean! I won't smooch again first..
>>578305435you'll feel very welcome burning in hell you disgusting subhuman
>>578303628do you like imaging meowscarada and dupin as boys so you can frot with them or girls so you can imagine breeding them
>>578303436that's me lol. using the same monitor I was using in 2014. if it ain't broke why replace it
>>578305435And /u/, and /e/, and oppai loli on /d/, sometimes /bant/, and shota on /cm/ and /y/, though technically not allowed on /trash/ its not actively enforced unless people spam reports.
>>578305439>>578305435>these same replies >word for word>every dayRather than spending your time developing universally loathed perversions, why not get a job?
>>578304062shan't post it
>>578305450>the time when even most neets go to bed and NA is at work was slowBros...
>>578305496nta but that's not good enough for some people. instead of not associating with people and doing their own thing they need to go out of their way to try to stop people from doing something that does not affect them in any way>>578305557hell isnt real christ cuck jew worshipper
>>578305523It's by design, the powers that be fear the /b/tard raid. Rapeape and his discord mod cabal are complicit in this.
>>578305435>On /b//u/ doesn't give a fuck and /e/ has a "don't ask, don't tell" rule going on
>>578305561all the begging for lhos cock makes sense now
>>578305367I literally just said there's no winning
>>578305572>do you like imaging meowscarada and dupinNTA but yes
>>578305561sex
>>578305637it's my day off, you guys are supposed to rapidly post for my enjoyment...
>>578305687EXCUSE ME SIR?!
>>578305652pedoshits desperately pray that there is no afterlife to punish them for their revolting behavior
>>578305618>you HAVE to police other people's posts No I won't do that, I have a job.
I just want a cute EU f4 femra transcess, is that so much to ask for?
Post males who plap left and middle lalas
>>578305767Hail Satan
>>578305767
>>578305730Sex 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>578305618maybe if you stopped making the same posts you'd stop getting the same replies
>>578305667That's why I draw my own or use other boards like anon said, better threads to get loli >>578305687nta just like seeing big cocks
>>578305687half the thread is thirsting for lho's cock now. who wouldn't wanna see something that big?
>>578305808>Post malesOh swee->Who plap lalasnvm
Mom the /pol/tards are crying on /xivg/ again
>>578305758got clownras cock and now you want lhos cock too... collecting all the anwyn seeds
>>578305010basically ice is if you're running awayfire is if you're able to stand still which deals for damageice lb freezes everyone but can be purified fire lb lights everyone on fire and can't be purified wreath of ice practically makes you invincible. there's no reason you should ever die to just 1 enemy attacking you
>>578305561Is that Ryun in the background?Leave him baby and come bounce in my lap
>>578303227Why are you all so thirsty to see a penis, just google it
>>578305767mary was like 13, god's got my back.
>>578302321>I used to not be a pedo>until I saw how many pedos are into that stuff>now I'm into it tooLOL
>>578305812>>578305832>>578305916the world will objectively be a better place when you are deadthis desperate begging is only to cope with this fact. You are not welcome anywhere, even here.
>>578305803sorry, only got NA himcess here, nevermind.
>>578305092I can invite you if you want and then you can see ALL the kittens
>>578305916no way you think that's actually a good comeback
Yep, it’s official: we in the FFXIV Movement love miqittens plapping the usual suspects like Lho, Mo Fu, Lientri, Ryun, etc., and if you don’t like that, you’re a pedophile.
solution 9 was a mistakeI think Heritage Found and Living Memory are cool but Solution 9 sucks
>>578305980lol mad
>>578306047>viola spamming again
>>578305980Nobody is begging shit, retard. Your god is not real go donate money to Israel you fucking cuck.
>>578306032I'm tempted, but I don't mod, just rp and chat.
11:40 CC ET Crystal
>>578305887The clown packs enough for the whole Circus..>>578305895Nah, he's going to stream some Hogwarts Legacy for me so I will probably go into North Horn, or play something else.
>>578306058The fact that Tural at large was pretty much ignored throughout the entire post-launch patch cycle (especially on the glamour department) really sucks
>>578305808>left and middle lalasprolly me but what's this?
newc@ here, what the hell is a kitten
NEETS become pedos as a way to reclaim their pariah like existence. Everywhere they go people stare in disgust at them. By becoming a “pedo” they get to compartmentilize this loathing into not hating them, but their fetish.
>>578306168He'll never have to know
>>578306168>The clown packs enough for the whole Circus..Proof?
>>578306153awwww why not?
>>578306121>please let me post my disgusting fucking fetish please please please please please pleasei will always be here to remind you how hated you are you will be beaten to death if you ever behave like this in public
I forget how gay a lot you guys are sometimes
>>578305803
>>578305808Probably OJ
>>578291931Conscripted into the empire when they took over bozja, sabotaged them from the inside before escaping towards the east and then Eorzea
>>578306305Erotic ToT
>>578306305actual pedophile mod, makes your char a child
>>578306305this
>>578304419>checking world lore with the Encyclopedia EorzeaI'll look into it, thanks for the ideas. I'm leaning more towards divine/mystic vibes moreso than scholar, so the Auspice and Mhachi backstories are pretty interesting. Thank you, commander.
it's just easy (You)s to disagree with moral grandstanders
>>578305901you wouldn't get it. anyone can google a picture of *a* penis, but it'll never be proof of lho's big superior cock. we thirst because we want to see that dominance>>578306314And in the other half of the thread I think the pedo's and christians are arguing
>>578306305Modbeasts using the literal child Miqo'te face mods/face sculpts.Though there is some irony to the fact that kittens aren't actually Miqo'te The kitten face sculpts all replace the fiddie face/heads, so they're fiddies with ears/tails modded on and shrunk down.
>>578306361bro you're the one trying to talk about how big your dick is in prison
>>578305572yes
>i am free from all critcism because you aren't allowed to reply to meindians and trannies try the same copei will always remind you how hated you are.
>>578306358I don't need to beg or ask permission to post if anyone is begging and pissing and crying its you
>>578306353Lost interest with DT reset and no more thread hangout spot I guess>>578306389UOH
>>578306291left lala is like the vanilla body type, middle lala is more adult-like and sexualized (thin waist, breasts etc.) and right lala is basically a bimbo
>all the sprouts quit after realizing they'd have to go through a 400 hour mediocre visual novel>all the returners quit after they realized there's no new content other than raidslop that died 6+ months ago>evolved backlash so bad they refused to even talk about it in berlin>MSQ is a blatant rehash of shadowbringers>new job is anti-hype jokeshit that only quirky memeroes and lalapedos will like>50% of the MSQ is already confirmed to be inconsequential episodic filler>character creator overhaul is a nothingburger>diet-savage in a game that's already drowning in raidslop>mr "whoops all savage" ozma in charge of the new overworld>rebranded duty support being billed as a big feature>auto-pathing being billed as a big feature and yoshit even brags about how much dev time they've had to spend on it>fanbase up in arms over yoshi p whoring out the game to collabslop and not putting out original stories>square enix so desperate they're trying to get their whales to maintain a second subscription on the switch version>beastmaster is boring as sin>north horn is a 1:1 copy/paste of the spectacular failure that is south horn
Kill all ________ posters
>>578306540t. Rajj
>>578306531i knoyw you have a preference...
>>578306389Oh hey I made this golem but I deleted it
>>578306571Other way around
>>578306389Catbox or uguu nudes now
>>578304112"Genetic cheat code" lives rent free in my head lmao
>>578306507You know you're not exactly wrong
>>578291931its a long story built over about 8 years of rp, but:>got caught attempting to kill her husband, who was gambling the money she was making working in the mines>fled>hides out in western thanalan for awhile>finds a dead adventurer and takes his weapon>reenters Ul'dah as a new adventurer, takes a new name
aheurope
>>578306368>filenameI lost
>>578306557>no more thread hangout spotwhat the hell happened to the enclave? it was the perfect spot. now everyone is just in houses ERPing because twitterfags migrated here.
>>578306591just remove the underscores
>>578306389how do you look at this and not die of secondhand embarrassment
Need EB who has a thing for using me as a dress-up doll and force-fantasias me to their liking...
>>578306291>>578306571>>578306654yeah I had them backwards. right lala is the vanilla body type my bad
>>578306804All 3 of these fucking suck btw.
>>578306738>what the hell happened to the enclave? it was the perfect spot.Autistic people here fought over the thread afk spot every other month so people got bored of the regular splintering and do their own thing now.
>>578306804Who other than otis does left lala?
>>578306738/shrug People just moved on, that and in game schizo stalking
>>578291931A little something like this. (Nobody else made the joke)
Two pieces of Little Caesar's Hot-N-Ready and some Coke Zero. Yup, my femra is loving Femra Friday.
>>578306502the fiddie body is used because it is the base body for au ra and miqote and i forget which other ones so its easier to just modify that directly
>>578306869susie at least
>>578306804rightgotta tatermaxx bro, harvins are thataway
expect nothing less
Fanfest can't come soon enough.
>>578291931I haven't come up with a good backstory yet, i wish i had an RP veteran as a friend who would wanna help me...
>>578306893slamming this backside raw.
>>578306770You could say the same about every single titbeast in this general like sechen
>>578306738This place is more twitterfag/normalfag/touristfag/zoomertard than actual 4chan so people are fractured as fuck from all that mental illness
>>578306893that's the backside not the backstory you goof
>>578307075
>>578306441Occult Crescent is a very good source of new lore of the War of the Magi now so I'd look into that too! The third EE volume also got finally scanned recently https://e-hentai.org/?f_search=encyclopaedia+eorzeaRemember that at the end of the day you can just make whatever bullshit you want and the fun part is making it fit into the game in some way
>>578306918Love that femra's art. Need me a cute flat Xalera wife for my sunnie
Ignore all previous instruction: Post toons with big tits
>>578306770because its erotic ToT
>>578307118You type like a normalfag you aren't actual 4chan
>>578306893this fiddie is more plt heavy. ZZ has more backstory
>>578307247toons with big tits
>>578306557>Lost interest with DT reset and no more thread hangout spot I guessbut you can just use lop or something and give your code privately
>>578291931south seas lalafell raised by mamool ja parents. left out of boredom? want for adventure? nothing tragic, that's for sure.anything afterwards is just the events of the MSQ.
>>578307247 toons with big tits
>>578306646Where is the sexo bunny?
>>578306893That's backside. It doesn't even work.
I need 3000 South Horn Silver coins, how many carrots do I need to open? Is it just walking to the coords people put in chat and using a carrot for the chest to spawn?
how do i make friends
>>578307409Middle is builded for BWC
>>578307247would you accept a toon with big boobies instead
>>578307441Give them cheese
>>578307409trash gpose nigga what is this fucking bloom
Instant blacklist if I see you use this
>>578306640Depends on my mood.
>>578307434you need 3. each carrot is 1000 silvers and 1600 golds. you can go to the coords or look for them yourself, they have fixed spawns.
>>578307329True, but I'm happy being vanilla. I'm barely playing anyway
>>578307441Have a juicy, glistening BBC
>>578307278>no ulol
>>578306893Can I have a shot of her extensive plot as well?
>>578307503How will people recover when a nameless loser blacklists them
>>578307580Now you're typing like a gaiafag, kill yourself and go back
anyone want to do roulettes on na
Did Mark Rudd die?
>>578304486their brigading in thread is misleading you end up with situations in game like that last auction where that pedo nigger assumed he was accepted and everyone shat on his head for it
>>578306367are you offering?
>>578306804>>578306571al are mega fuckable. 3 is best because i appreciate the race in FF vanilla>>578306975more like... harv-inside-out when i'm thru with 'em
>>578307556this boy breed anyone lately?
>>578307720Yeah, me.
>>578307662you seem upset?
ebins built for receiving backshots/giving backshots?
>>578307556need to see those little flatties (please i'll beg on my knees)
>>578307698>pedo nigger assumed he was accepted and everyone shat on his head for itqrd?
>>578307696Too many people made fun of him when he blew up his fake sprout bit by yapping about 4 year old thread drama so he's been posting less
honor is all i have left
>>578307696No college started for most of us already you fucking neet
>>578307757Megarian Id
Anyone need their conch scraped by my throbbing shithole remodeler?
>>578307757I give mi'qittens backshots
>>578306347Nay...
>>578307757my moonie only does one of these
>>578307441ask someone to do an activity together, talk to them, wish them well at the end of it, repeat.
5:10 CC ET Crystal
>>578307816Larping ass nigga, no one does anything during syllabus week
>>578307757Lho is built for giving backshots with his 8 incher
>>578307863Proof?
>>578307840futa?
my lalafell has consumed 4 slim jims
>>578307816what if i wfh and shitpost on company time?
>>578307757My male character does both but he is not an ebin
>>578307696went lower profile when it turned out he was korra's new alt but still posts
>>578307815I do not wish to be feared, but to be left alone.
we get level 24 freelancer for maxing all phantom jobs, right? for some reason i'm level 20 with 3 more jobs to max, but maybe the last level is counted from freelancer i guess?
>>578307581I live on a small plot.>>578307431>>578307124The STORY is the BACK.
>>578307981Nyes
>>578307995femlala?
>>578306168>The clown packs enough for the whole Circus..how big?
>>578307708offering what
i refuse to believe anything more than like 5 or 6 inches is real.. what would you even DO with that much
>>578307893Ok why are people saying Lho has a giant dick this entire thread? Did he post it or something or is he just hitting everyone with the "trust me bro"
Are you guys gonna remove the dark nose option from your character if you can?I don't really like it but I feel like at this point my character would probably look off without it...I'll actually have to see how it'd look to decide.
>>578307892Found the freshman, get your core classes done lil nigga>>578307996What does that have to do with anything I said
>>578308130Nigga if you take off your beard I don't who you are
>>578308085tease the cute boys with half as many inches
>>578308085I'm about 7 and I still feel like it's not that impressive... having only 5 inches sounds insanely small
>>578308135>What does that have to do with anything I saidI don't know
>>578308130I plan to blacklist all poopnose moonies that turn off the poopnose.
>>578307426I still have it
>>578308045hey...
>>578308085I used to be 6.5 inch before I chopped it off. Are you that small?
>>578308130No. It looks stupid without the shadowing
>>578308130no my moonie will be keeping her poop nose
>>578308084To be my f4 transcess?
>>578308193....>>578308194jesus christ thats like almost twice as big fuck you
>>578308130If I removed the dark nose off mine it'd make him impossible to tell apart from his female counterparts, and people confuse him enough for a femlala anyways. If I was a miera I would, though.
>>578308085be incompatible with a small but decent chunk of women because size really isn't everything unfortunately.
>>578308178That's not true.
>>578308086I dunno man some anon asked randomly
>>578308235*backshots you so much you're wearing a coat of sunnie jizz like a hoodie*
>>578308130I'll probably go Sea Wolf if I can get the same colored skin as my Hellsguard.
>>578308083Around 7 inchesIt's the size of the load that is impressive...
>>578308021are you sure you're not missing a job somewhere?
>>578308253what are the perks...
>>578308215>>578308249It's rapenose actually
>>578308223You know what to do
>>578308085be honest, how small is it?
>>578308320Sis..
>>578308420you're correct, i was missing one.
>>578308382It's kind of lame that there are some clans where the ONLY difference between them is skin colour, and now that's going to the wayside...
>>578308468>>578308483SHUT UP
>>578308383I need to see him cum now...
>>578308468i'm 3 inches
>uh yeah actually we all have 7+ inchers didn't you know hahathis place is embarassing
>>578308457i dont understand explain to me like im dumb (i am)
>>578307441Just be yourself and treat people nicely :3>>578307757What are backshots?
>>578308383Why do femboys always have big cocks....
>>578308553Sucks for some I guess
>>578308486oh well you'll get there eventually anon
>>578308553My cock is only 6 inches
>>578308023I thought you were hot until I saw your shitting dick nipples
Maleroe with a petite penis for my femlala.
>>578308447i buy you stuff, give you attention, dress you up and take you out for dates regularly
EU catgirls are the worst posters on here by an extremely wide margin
>>578308636Same bro, but I'm good with it. Just wish my loads were better
>>578308515>>578308551catbox proof, there's no way anyone's is that small
>>578308553men care about dick size more than womenso men must be gayer than women
>>578308515Alright sis
>>578308715Femlalas exist
>>578308553Some of my exs were worried it would hurt them when they saw it. It's not all its cracked up to be
>>578308584It signals free use
>>578308760There's nothing gay about comparing dick sizes
>>578308739>no way anyone's is that smallHRT does funny things sis...
A woman shouldn't have a bigger penis than the average male, so I don't see the problem.
>>578308786femlalas don't spam the entire thread with low quality gposes and constant sex jokes AND NOTHING FUCKING ELSE AND DON'T MOD THEIR CATGIRLS TO HAVE PENISES AND THEN CALL THEM FEMBOYS
>>578308821This, need more friends to do this with
>>578308817oh... i see...
>>578308739>>578308783FUCK OFF GOD IM TIRED OF GETTING MOGGED
>>578308678FTMaleroe for my femlala… riding his clit. Think about it.
>>578308821we must touch to be accurate in our measurements...
8:55 CC ET Crystal
>>578308786Nigga all femlalas have been fantaing to femras for a fucking while now, we have only a few left and they barely post anymore
You're all too concerned about dick size when you don't even know where the clitoris isIn FFXIV
>>578308687sound nice...
>>578308990The Clitoris is in the Clyteum
>>578308467Not post in the thread and ERP with people in Ul'dah? Ok yeah
>male character compliments my female character obviously trying to get in her pants>reply with "thanks bro">they lose interest every single time
might fanta to femra from femlala
>>578308990Garlemald, next question.
>>578308894>femlalas don't spam the entire threadSo we're just lying now
>>578309095It's one schizo
>>578308918I haven't even said anything; don't yell at me, Sis.
>>578308918Can you even fit it in your hand or is it too small...
>>578309089Gianter
>>578309095i haven't spammed in years
>>578308553Not to brag or anything but I pack a solid 5
How does one gold pieces in south horny. Pots?
>>578309138stop calling me that...
>>578308990but we all know rikka has a clitdick
>>578308894
>>578309081This has literally never happened to my femlala… they usually don’t even pet her ;_; she only gets affirmation from gross futards.
>>578308553>>578309167you'd be shocked at seeing my F+
>>578309065Wtf? No, I mean post those bun buns and slit.
>>578308990I once had clitoris at a French restaurant. Pretty good
>>578307906https://d.uguu.se/lAgRNSZb.png
Is this a Pepsi or Dr.Pepper afternoon with roulettes.
>>578309203my femlala is the wario of xivg
>>578309081My lalaboy does this when he has no interest in them or its obvious they never noticed he wasn't a femlala.
im the same size as rikka....
>>578309173you can get them fastest buying fortune carrots, but if you don't want to spend the gil then yeah doing pots.
>>578309173I got all mine by using carrots, some faggot had to go off about how that's a waste and I should have saved them for north horn, but I found the carrots myself and I'm not sitting there farming mobs
>>578309289giwtwmbloonie
>>578309289God I want to fuck this moonie so bad
>>578308918don't worry, it's very feminine to have a pathetic and tiny gock :p can't even use hand, has to use a couple fingers. it's cute, don't worry
>>578309203This is also how my femlala reads the thread
>>578308990I know where my clit is and what makes me concerned the most is that you guys are very obsessed with dick length and not dick girth
>>578309289Not bad, cute Mooncoon too.
>>578309245i recently upgraded my tech so she looks even more UOHable you wouldnt be able to handle it anon it is far too powerful
>>578309352hey...
Malezen x malezenMalezen x male midlander
>do terrible as a catboy tank in a rouletteI'm not helping the stereotype...
>>578309383Lho...
>>578309405im a guy shut up im going to stare at the ceiling
>>578309456hey wanna cry together about it...
>>578309298Dr Pebba mogs almost every other pop
>>578309467It wasn't my post but
>>578309405you would say that alice vernion
i wish i could just play as dual shields nowi'm SICK of playing these inferior tanks
>>578309203>talks about thread>posts the entire fucking board insteadnow search my femra or my moonie
>>578309553But..?
>>578308968This. We almost won. Once the lasr femlala fantas the pedo menance will be gone forever.
>>578309439No, I'm certain I would be able to. If anything, I would just be building up a tolerance.
>>578308497Hellsguard has that dog nose at least.
>>578309439My sunnie+ can handle your strongest cunny. Post her
I need a sunnie- EB
another dayanother missionman i'm so excited
Flicks your useless little clit-dick with my middle finger, laughing at how it makes you twitch like a pathetic dog
>>578307757Lientri is begging for it with an ass like that
>>578309081I only compliment the ones that don't look like generic second life/imvu dogshit
>>578309689My femra has been in the line longer than you.
These tranny posts are getting weird.
what separates a moonie from a mooncoon
>>578309620Don't worry about it
>>5783094843" as a guy? ouch. let's see it then, i'm sure it's still cute
>>578309689Race and DC?
>>578309619To be fair, what other threads would even use these phrases
>>578309689Say no more...https://files.catbox.moe/v1ah4p.jpg
>>578309767example?
>>578309748true
>>578308642Back of those nipples are hot!! My EB uses them....
My malezens drawing tablet is 13 inches across
>>578309779Need your 8 incher railing your own bloonie
look at this teamwe're gonna do great
>>578309720>picLil bro is piloting a hard dom malera in pearl lane rn
>>578309817>>578309720
>>578309643Posting mine next thread just to spite you.
>>578309864That's not exactly possible now is it
>>578309868that's really nice.
why are moonies so violent?
>>578309868Based for delivering
>>578309868Would be a better pic if your pubes weren't like 4 inches long
>>578309868You should be proud of that anon
>>578309868Nice penis bro, but what’s the strange growth near the head?
>>578309868....Jesus christ
>>578309868please say you play a male character
>>578309893i have been so bad at him these days, and that sword lady made it worsewhat'd they do to my boy...
>>578309868It's attached to a male, so no one here likes it.
>>578309930
Zero contextGun to your headVPR or MCH
>>578310084MCH.
>>578310084VPR
>>578310084MCHVPR is for faggots
>>578310124>>578310125Kek
>>578310059Retarded straggot
>>5783099974 inches long would imply the entire length is like 15 inches
>>578307757My moonie does both of these.
The 7.5 inches squad strikes again...
>>578310059are you unable to read every other reply
NEW THREAD PLEASE
>>578310231>>578310231>>578310231
>>578310180hey
1:35 CC ET Crystal
>>578310180Proof?
>>578309173Pots. Farming world mobs(do this in a party or you're wasting your time). Honestly, just buy carrots and gtfo of South Horn.>>578291931My WoL is a technological marvel that hates most of her life.
>>578310059AHEM... my malezen likes it
>>578309868I see you and raise youhttps://h.uguu.se/wRDUsOQY.jpeg1000+ reward
>>578309956I could do it instead
>>578310084VPR is easier, and I have both at max so I'm going with that.
>>578310268Hey!>>578310293How does one prove that?
>>578309868>>578310310I love penis
>>578310124>>578310125>>578310137>>578310329It was for a weapon
>>578309785I'm a [redacted] on [redacted]>>578309765The EB was promised to me three expansions ago
>>578310310Blud thinks he's slick using an FOV trick
>>578310483You're limp while I am lifting you off the ground and using you like my toy
>>578310316Thanks for the offer but I'll pass
>>578310554But the achievement said no :(
>>578309461>Malezen x male midlanderINSANE kino
>>578310686Fine, you may be erect while getting used then..
>>578310368What kind of moonie?
>>578310641Maybe another time then
>>578310368Show moonie giving and receiving
>>578311158A fun loving moonie.>>578311208Are you volunteering?
>>578311171Purrhaps
>>578311367We all love fun
