Previous: >>578277867>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer, Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. MiracleCurrent CM: Libra Cup - Hanshin Turf 1600m - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600Current Event: Days Flying By, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3, Trainer Aptitude Test>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Good/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Fusaichi Pandora (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Opera is one of the funniest umas in the whole franchise
Yanko!!!!!!!!!
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHIKKUYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>TM Ugg O
imagesimages imagesimagessex sex sex I can't live with imagesbaker baker baker BAAAker give me new thread I need to poooooooost imagesuhhh what image? idk man images images
Digitan LOVE
>>578304441
wahey>>578304564I gave you bread now go wild
Gold City feet in my mouth
fuck you. I was gonna post that opela O pic. now I have to make do with this.
Images of my brown wife.
Isnt it kind of weird that there is ALWAYS a love hotel next to a race track? Even the small regional one got them. Why is that...
>>578304481Forever Fraud
Hello friends!!!
I LOVE OLDER WOMEN
>>578304343That's a boy
>>578304670>ugly umaNo thanks.>>578304738No hags.
This December your favorite umamusumes will shred the vestiges of liking men and boldly reveal how their hearts beat only for each other's vaginas. This game was never for (you), it is for sapphic women.
>cygays release an actual swimsuit alt instead of a burqa>BA release this cunny in pantiesDid Japan become based agan
>>578304738More hags.
>>578303590>there are fossils posting ITT
looks like yuri schizo anon has not killed himself yet it seems
Yutaka-san~Yutaka-san~
>>578304738>>578304850>older>hag>17Underage b&
>>578304964>BA>Japan>>>/out/
>>578305015he switches it up between that and localization
>>578304738Me too
>>578305029
>>578304990Yeah, I'm a coelacanth. What of it?
>>578304884Beautiful Shina.
>>578304990I spend my social security checks on carats.
>>578305157Black horses aren't cute
>>578305141
Gold City smile in my heart
PIECE OF SHIT GAME WONT GIVE ME A MED GP WITH UMA STAN + PTTM + NIMBLE + RSS + RSPFUCK YOU
>>578304738I NEED AN OLDER WOMAN TO KIDNAP ME AND KEEP ME AS HER SEX SLAVE
>>578304609>>578304836thx for püosting ope
>>578305157tautological post
Ace but girly
>>578305149stop being a loser and start evolving already
>>578304964are you stupid
post more bunnies
looping leads to insanity
>>578305214
>I cut my hair like a boy and wear ugly baby blue clothes to combat the male gaze>I have several mental illnesses that boil down to me being an attention-starved white woman that spent xir formative years on Tumblr>My number one priority is to make umamusume as inclusive and representative of queer folx as possible
>>578304724Good morning, babydachi!
>>578305141I steal classic triple crowns doing this
>>578305348
>>578305369
is it true?
>>578305227>Coal Shitty
>>578304724sup
>>578305214Incorrect, sir.
>>578305540shitposter or newfagcall it
You run sixteen loops, and what do you get?Another glued uma, and deeper in debtTazuna don't call me 'cause I can't pullI owe my carets to the clanker auto
this might be the 1st worst thing that has ever happened to me
>mile s end s>no after school on second inspoall that looping.... was for this run....
>>578305413Is the strait open yet?
>>578305442>>578305581
Post yuri, please
>>578305348Taishin
>>578305842
I LOOPED SO HARD AND SPARKED SO FARBUT IN THE END, THE SPARKS DONT EVEN MATTERI HAD TO POT TO BOT IT ALLBUT IN THE END, THE SPARKS DONT EVEN MATTER
>>578305149HOLY SHITIT'S A FUCKING COALACANTHhttps://youtu.be/Z_ThemgWNiE?t=886
>>578305742>immediately bailed outso this is what peak gaming feels like
>>578305842Yuri from Tales of Vesperia? Okay.
>>578304964>Japanaverage baggor is low IQ I see
>>578305969that is still underselling it
>>578305941Get your gray piece of shit out from my sight
>>578305962>7 inchesWhat. Does this refer to "that"? AKA Penis size? And not only penis size but the minimum requirements for entry (into the specific girls pvssy)? I don't want to measure mine but fuck am I nowhere near 7 inches in fact I'm way closer to 7 cm if anything. Now I know how a manlet feels when his height starts with 5.
>>578305069>>578305969BA fans like to say their game is Japanese or spiritually Japanese for some reason
>>578305842this is trainer x uma
>>578306096
biwa thighyahide
>>578306295Did he draw more sfw Tama with that hair dress? Its really cute
The fuck is up with the term sapphic anyway?I swear people just started using it this year
>>578306469it's just an exotic word that means dyke
i only like trainer x uma if the trainer is an obvious self-insert. if he's a real character i feel cucked
>>578306469it is the original lesbian from ancient greece
>>578305905>>578305957>>578306006youre not funny
>>578304343Manhattan Cafe is not going yandere over me mayne!!!
I know we all love Calstone O, but how she is gameplay wise? Metawise? Etc
>>578306672she's ok
>>578306567
>>578306583Your future is bleak
>>578306672alright sprint uma
>>578306668Should ask Brooklyn Milk instead.
>>578306620Dont say that...
>>578305540Even sil cannot straightforwardly be romantic with her trainer. She can only use these weird riddles that leave everything nice and vague so some western dyke can pair her together with another uma. Why do I even bother with this gay game?
>>578306672usable sprinter
>>578306363
>>578306780>>578306939>sprinterWhat kinda unpoggers brochachosI like my Bakushin
randomly trained a donkey and got my highest career rating
>>578306672She is a sprinter and wants to go really fast in a straight line
>>578306583I can't tell if you're shitposting or falseflagging but I sincerely hate seeing men involved with a woman. I prefer pinups and solo art, or girl on girl or futa, etc. traps on girls are okay if they look very feminine. Disembodied or floating penises are my limit and I hate when the male is drawn detailed, like an obvious OC or if they are too generic and simple the artsyle clashes which paradoxically draws more attention to them because they look out of place. I don't want to see men, I don't feel cucked I just don't want to see them.
>>578307029>uma is a part of sprint trio>"vros???? how could this be?????"anon...
>>578306363Biwa ON MY FACE
>>578307038She should take lessons from her peers.
i thought sapphic was a rocklike the blue kind
>>578307148Get help>>/lgbt/
I asked before how to watch webms with soundsBut how i can upload one here + download with sound?
>>578307235that's sapphire you idiot
>>578305882>>578306149really cute, yuri is the purest form of love for anime girls.>>578306567this one is the only other yuri I'm willing to accept
>>578307221She actually manages to do it with trainer-san in her tow. Bakushin is really cute
>>578307357I know, I just wanted an excuse to post that (broken) soundpost.
>>578306583based
>>578306603>western artist
>>578307443It's cool. I like the victory club girls too
>>578307270that's a himedanshi you're talking to, we treasure them
>>578307275tools in the sound player, pull the the .webm and the sound file into the appropriate section (.webm to image, sound file to sound) in the data sectionclick create, it should make the sound file for you
>>578307594brave saying himedanshi here thinking people could tell what it means
>>578306082it's ok gwo, I failed a really good speed training on second summer so she's a speedlet and a powerlet and also has no midrace, a f2p friendly ogurin you will see anywhereI blame LH she was there and she let her die
>>578307594No it's a troon
>>578307275upload the sound to catbox, copy the link, put the link in the name of the file, post it, format it as seen in this post (>>578307038)
>>578306096It's not that deep. Like, literally. In some cases that's on the bitch for toying with her cunt to forcefully. You'd be surprised how vagina blisters commonly occur.
>>578305961
>>578307038Calstone O so cool i definitly need to get her
>>578307707lol you might be right>>578307727
>>578306603If you learn to draw will traditional artists really force you to draw noses?
>>578307849She is a cool cat
>>578307753>among usSus
>>578307029a fr*ntie
>>578307864I absolutely know that 99% of this thread has no idea what himedanshi means yeah
>>578307753>already inside in a comfortable position>it still bends bends in the middlewhat is tamapussy made off?
>>578306583jealous~?
>>578307864It's agp. Not that deep.
>>578308060She's 16
>>578308092you're the one that needs to go back >>>/lgbt/
>>578308128Out of 100
>>578308128Normal age for girls to start fucking their teachers.
>>578307968It means autogynephiliac
>>578308128she's not real. she doesn't exist. unfortunately that man does, someone please post the webm.
>>578308060Very strange behavior from all parties involved
>>578308060it's funny because the artist of this pic self inserted AS makkuin and not the guy lmao
>she is in more than 1 yeardamn insane
some falseflagging weirdos in the thread today
I masturbated to Still nakadashi again
>>578308060you can tell this artist is some kind of ESL latinx or SEAcreature
>>578308060me on the right
>>578308060>woman artist>''career'' only got some relevancy by drawing abuseshit and cuckshit50 she got a chatbot account
>>578308379increase the trainer's belly
>>578308128I only get hard with high-schoolers
kek poor cafe is too disgusted
>>578307761How is cafe dark bay and not black? The fucker gleams like he is a chromatic black car
>>578308128out of 10
>>578308407Everyone has a chatbot account
>>578307761grey best
>>578308536Cafe genuinely hates Tachyon to be fair
>>578308379increase mcqueens belly
>>578307742>>578307672What's retarded... but ty
>>578308558>t.fatfag
>>578307753You have to train your trainee micro umanko
>>578308548
how the fuck do you hit 1550+ with 2 speed
>>578308536Fuji is too cute
>>5783087284chan shows its age
>>578308745>fatImagine the softness
>>578308801what is creek doing in your deck
>>578307968>maybe if I replace agp with japanese term it becomes cool
>>578308873Mating press
>>578308829Wrong
>>578308596Cho- I'm not THAT desperate!
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Daiichi Ruby
>>578308940you already replied to me and being wrong, why do it again
>>578308901*fatness
>>578307761>Kitasan Bay
>>578308702>Tachyon likes tea>Cafe likes coffeeLike oil and water.
that is rightevery uma truly is gayyou need to escape this realize now yuri schizoyou need to KILL YOURSELF this VERY INSTANT
>>578308970Ok, but you're brown
>>578307968I know what it means, most of this thread are 30+ yo old otaku, I hopenow fuck off
uma most likely to have an autistic melty where they roll around on the ground sperging out?
>>578309108why larp
>ywn have a gentildonna wifehow to cope
>>578308775>It's on the fine details on the eyelashesAlright man
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/2qYmT7
>>578309108>most of this thread are 30+ yo old otaku, I hopemaybe if we were on /jp/
>>578308916It's a regular large drink
>>578309078>>578309103
>>578309181fuck off
>>578309161half of them
>>578309161
>>5783091817 and my heart races for Fuku4 and Fuku fucking dies
do they ever add alt costume umas to the daily race thing where you get 1 shard per day, or only base umas?
>>578309273that is the medium size drink althoughbeit
>>578309180Donna Blini
>>578309353>>578309320Shush!
How umas of different running styles fronts, pacers, lates, end closers, perform in bed, what you think? What will be the difference?
FUCKING JUST GOT BASE DOTO ON THE FUCKING HALLOWEEN DOTO BANNER WHY GOD YOU FUCKING NYAGGER WHY DO THAT
>>578309367Why are you posting trannies?
>>578309367first alts to be added will be anime teio, halloween digitan and child bride maya on the third anni
>>578308702>>578309074It's less that cafe hates tachyon and more that she has very low tolerance to tachyon's nonsense and experiments, anytime she goes out of line cafe WILL correct tachyon's behavior accordingly.The tea thing is true though, based, fuck teafags
>>578308984Don't dismiss without trying it~
>>578309181Mad at this fuck because I wanted to do a run for fun and she gave me 5 mood downs across the entire carrer
>>578309413It's a spectrum, from fronts raping you, to ends being shy to hold hands
what a shit thread
>>578309184Horse coat colors are a serious thing anon
>>578309609>Chiyo's dessert
>>578309180Isn't it soul-crushing that Donna won't be able to pass on her transcendental beauty and strength? Only her female trainer's plastic cock will ever penetrare her
>>578309650be the change you want to seeimprove it by posting cute and sexy umas
>>578309650we are like 1/4 into it, it's your job to make it better
>>578308702>>578309074>>578309584Retards
>>578309650You say this every thread
>>578309505At least you didn't spark. I have to skip Machan till CB now..
I fucking hate all of you
>>578309078
>>578309718and a ching chong nip nong to you too, gentildonna, can you post that image again but in english this time?
>>578309896Okay, sweetie. *smooch*
>>578304343I want to have sex with this boy (female).
I did this cute cafe for TT, as you can see she is SS rankI used Tamamo Cross stam card for borrow, for gold skill fast and furious and stam for longs. And now i wondering is it good skill? Or it's better to take on your left from NN?
teio teio teio
>mfw im the only beaner ITT
>>578309896you forgot to post the rudolf image
>>578309950Doto...
Can I always just borrow Ruby if I have all the other good speed/wit/stam cards? I have>Kita>Tachy>Fine>CB>Creek>Natie>HelloSo if I ever want to play a backliner for mile/sprint, I should be good, right?
>>578308596>>578308984>>578309609I use a chatbot ocassionally (locally, and not paid, I'm not giving my money to fucking chatbots) but I get too autistic about the details and it's always missing something.And that's with OC bots mind you, I have zero faith a clanker can larp an umamusume, even with the 128B model I use
>>578309971
>>578309958Might be a good idea. You want to pump wit as much as possible, while just having enough stam
post something cute
>>578310064for this scenario, yeahancestors puts a potential wrench in that plan next scenario, but you could always just voucher her
>>578309923Google Lens exist
>>578309958Never mind i watched skill in gametorait increases target speed lmaoI need to redo my Caffe wife to atleast ug1
>>578308992I said this
>>578310165
>>578310257this is the average localization retard opinion
>>578310067Use a chatbot to do what, jerk off?
which uma is the sweatiest?
>>578309958F&F is nice, for TT you also want cheap golds even if they do nothing so get the lane movement gold at the end of the GL run when they give you a skill to pick
>>578309078So many umas were made for lesbians only. There has to be at least one made for hetfags, right? RIGHT??
>>578310064Yeah, besides there's no good reasons to use your carrats on a card that you yourself are not sure to use frequently or you already have other cards that check your needed stats>>578310165
>>578310395Sweat Halo
my prayers have been answered
>>578310462you would like /hbr/
>>578310501No
>>578310373that's the only thing they are good for so yes.
>>578310462natie
>>578310585yes
Bros...where's my anime announcement? How the fuck hasn't Cygames announced any new Uma Musume anime shows (or movies) yet? Do they not understand that Uma Musume is currently at the peak of its popularity in the west and that having a brand new anime would keep the momentum going?
>>578310501If I was locked in an indestructible room with those 5 and I had to give 5 creampies to unlock the door, I would be giving Sweepy her 50th creampie before I realize that the door is already unlocked while the other 4 are just watching
>>578310576>robert roy>smaru>no tachywhat are you cooking
>>578310723damn, sweepy is getting titmogged hard
>>578310780Roy is nice late speed card with a gold heal. Maybe he is training for the next med cm?
>>578310772who wouldn't?
>>578310736Ask again but without that garbage image
>my 1400speed mile S endxog won 3 out of 5 roomsGood enough
>>578310736Wife Groove
>>578310736sorry bro but Cypic is booked with making Kagurabachi anime so no more umamusume ever
>>578310501yes
women love her
>>578310780tachy is uggerssmaru is sexorobert is cutesimple as.
>>578310792My childhood friend(wife)her mother (my sex friend)her sister (my rapist)
>>578310990Men breed her
>>578310989Pretty no matter what style she is rocking
>>578309367Vile image
>>578309718she aint a dyke lil bro
>>578310986cute
>>578310959There's no way they're 100% focused on that shit. I looked it up and the anime isn't even coming out until 2027. So assuming it's going to be a 24 episode anime (and they do the usual skip a season before airing the second cour thing), then their hands are tied until at least 2028.
>>578310736cingray s2 announcement was leaked some months agowait for this fall season for proper announcement
>>578310759i wonder if a car-fu game could workmaybe hard to get the manufacturers to agree to letting them turn their car into a anime girl
>>578306672I heard she got mogged by wedding curren in her one gimmick
>>578310736It's already been leaked that CinGray season 2 is being made as we speak. Just wait for an official announcement.
Lunabros...Tommorow....At long last...I'm coming home.
>>578311141dumbass
>>578311075>men
I LOOPED SO HARDAND GOT THE WHITESBUT IN THE ENDMY ACE HAS NO DIST-wait wtf
>>578309971Not saying I'm a beaner or anything but I highly doubt that
brown...
>>578311331lock in cuzdacchi
>>578310462based yurixister
>>578311054Just say no bwo
>>578308992Rubytore would pull out every night and get confused as to why Ruby looks so sad afterwards
>>578311350You have to go back.
>>578310670not really
>>578311254you gonna lose tomorrow if its 7 or 4
remember teio x mcqueen
>>578311331hmmm, I'm thinking no rainbows in the last 3 turns
>>578310918that's gonna be sub 600 stam at the end of career unless something stupid happensdia already has rob roy's gold as an innate
>>578308060someone post the video of this guy for real please. im mcqueen and i need to feel my heart going doki doki for him.
>>578311514WHAT THE FUCK
>>578311410beautiful brown....
>>578311491>immediately assumes I'm a beanerYou failed the Turing test
>>578311432Truth be told, I should just tell the other two, but I feel like they wouldn't care, or be happy about it...
>>578310780a Hail Mary
>>578311254I still have a month to go before getting my clanker FUCK
>>578311326yes, men, specifically me
Reject midgets.
Which uma has the most sniffable butt?
>>578311653Now that is odd. Maybe its his 2. good speed card?
>>578311296cope trannoid
>>578311707god i love subhuman iq umas like dia
yall need jumasus
>>578311467Need Suzuwife
>>578311732>there are ''people'' itt who are shorter than 180cmsurely not right?
>>578311514Villian behavior btw, rice would do this
>>578311732the things I'd do to Taishin
>>578311784YADAYAADAAAA
pamawife....
>>578311732>180cm as some enormous umaif you dont heightmog her too, you're not a real man.
>>578308536I prefer Pokke/Dantsu but poketaki is cute too
>>578311784Which horse is this?
>>578311831Why settle for less when you can have your own Umarchangel?
Cough cough Go without me brochachos...
>>578311967Dirty sex
>>578311229>>578311247>season 2 of CingrayGood to hear. Don't know why they don't just confirm it already if it's already been leaked months ago. I hope the OP isn't complete shit like OP2 was for the first season of Cingray. I also hope we don't get forced break weeks to ensure episodes align with IRL races.
>>578312052>He can't tell by silk colorscarp
>>578312031literally you Urara
>>578311710atleast it's only a month. i'm waiting 2.5 months gor my fatty before i can start even making my 10* dirt parents
>>578312052
>>578312052anon it's here I'm sure you all can read kana considering you constantly shitpost about localization
>>578311818Donna is not and will never be for (you)Seethe
>windy is actually cutegod damnit i dont want another uma i have to roll for
nobody in this general actually knows japanese
>>578310462I love yuri so damn much
>>578311967>jobber
>>578311985realistically probably the best girl to actually marry if you had the chance
didnt cingrey already have a second season...
I started playing this game because i watched CingrayFeels kinda weird, i dont thought this can work on me
>>578312235neither do the localizers, so we're even
>>578312235why so many shitposts about the butchered localization then if nobody even understands the original language?
>>578311894haha....
>>578312271Isn't she a lesbian?
>>578312294nosecond cour is not a second season
>>578312294The OP was buns so it flopped
>>578312310holy esl
have sex with your trainee
>>578311229>more cuteguri kinoyay!!!
>>578312310i havnt seen it but i saw the first series of the original animewhats the difference? what makes cinderella grey better?
>>578311732>Mfw I tower over bono
>>578312256What was it again? Wins everything = fraud, does not win everything = jobber?
>>578312310eslweek...
>>578304964isn't Blue Archive Korean? Thought it was made by either the gooks or chinks, not the nips
eeeeeeh?
>>578312235Nande? Oi oi kora! Ore wa nihongou tensai-da!
>>578312294it's a 2nd cour of the 1st season, that's different>>578312392I swear alexandros' op was so good I wish they just played it againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxUF9WQQZFI
>>578312426go back
>>578312310Same but I watch about one anime every 2 years
>>578312478It is that anon is retarded
OGURI CAP RAPED AND KILLED AN UMA IN 1990
>>578312437They actually knew what the right direction for the franchise was when making CinGray
>>578312373all umas areincels itt just larp and goon to their headcanons
>>578311831Confess your sins in this thread trainer-san and all past sins shall be forgiven
>>578311229Only the first cour of S2 will be good tbf.After that it's just Shitnari One slop. All the other fun parts are S3 material unfortunately.
which uma has the stinkiest feet and would bully her trainer with them???
>>578312450chads get out of heregacha is the domain of the manlet
>>578312437I watched both And pretty derby is made for fans with low budgetCingray is like jujutsu kaisen, everything explodes, everyone turning sayan mode with second gear with high budget
>>578305540yes, it's true that Still In Love is, in fact, in love with her trainer, and to say she isn't is factually incorrect.
If I drop random words while typing, does that make ESL or a distilled Chinese LLM Uma musume pretty derby
>>578312602my goat
>>578312556Ok back to having sex with my trainee
>>578312679pretty derby was literally just an ad for the game
>>578312675sky desu
>>578312716wrong
>>578312471>>578312416Not bulling mine pls
>>578312675Cafe canonically has a condition that makes her feet bleed, so it's a no brainer she smells like iron and rot
>>578312798Owes me paizuri
>>578311806Yes, I have no other good speed card with high spec priohad to borrow NN wit card
umamusume is actually just a media empire built around vtuber Gold Ship
>>578312310I started this game because I saw a sexy Dantsu Flame pic on twitter only to find out she's years away and the game is poo
how come my left eye is blurry and itchy all the time
>>578312932wtf was wrong with all the 2000s racehorsestachyon explodedcafe is a cryptiddantsu fucking died
>>578313005post the pic then
>>578313042there were less regulations so they were literally slaving the horses until they pass out
>>578312437>>578312679>>578312628I watched the movies, all three seasons and cingray, they are all good and made with the fans in mind I'm just happy we get new stuff every year
Give yurifags an inch, they take a mileThey're like kudzumany such cases
>>578312437Do you like shounenslop?Do you like super special attack meme names?Do you like 14 y/o angstslop?If you answered yes to any of those you should read CinGrey.
>>578312749Not necessarily any of those. Randomly dropping words while typing is not enough to identify what you are—human, LLM, bilingual speaker, typo-prone keyboard user, or something stranger.If we treat your text as an observable artifact rather than assuming an author:- ESL: possible, but word omissions alone aren't diagnostic. ESL writing often has recurring patterns involving articles, prepositions, tense, word order, etc.- Distilled Chinese LLM: also possible in principle, but you'd need much stronger evidence—systematic phrasing, translation artifacts, token-level tendencies, repetition patterns, etc. “Missing random words” isn't a reliable fingerprint.- Human with typos/omissions: perfectly plausible.- Other: speech-to-text, autocorrect, generation corruption, deliberate stylistic behavior, or an unusual model/persona could all produce it.So the most defensible classification is “insufficient evidence; author type indeterminate.”
>>578312437>Pretty DerbyWhile the basics, it's the best way to learn those basics about what Uma is about. But it's S1, Special Week is very basic and that's just it about her. I didn't like how El gets to 'tie' with her in the Derby>Cinderella greyOne very interesting take with many characters having their own version of being underdogs, the races capture more of that intensity of horse racing (especially in races when its rainy).
>>578312962theyll kill you for saying this but its true
>>578308662I appreciate the detail of their being a regular-sized receiver on the phone as well.
Teio looks like this?
>>578313042If I say too much the horse yakuza will go for my headLet's just say if they had to pick their favorite icecream they'd choose SUNDAY
if an uma uses male pronouns, do they identify as male
>>578312669>After that it's just Shitnari One slop.Even if you think her arc is shit in the manga, it's entirely on the people in charge of the adaptation to improve upon anything that may be bad in the original source material.The job of any adaptation is to exercise good judgment in figuring out what to adapt from the source material. If they just do a 100% literal adaptation and the arc ends up being the same as it was in the manga, then that's on them.
>>578312426>she'll never call you masterKill wokelizers
>>578312347
>>578311732Hishi Akebono is taller than me by a few inches and I think that's cute and cool
>>578313341case in point, now go back to twitter
>>578312310I started playing this game because I watched the 2018 anime in April 2018 and have loved her ever since. I knew it was based on a gacha game, but didn't think it would ever get a global release. It took a month before the global release filtered into my Youtube feed and I downloaded it the same day, couldn't believe I could choose her with the selector, so I did and nearly wept when The View From The Lead Is Mine procced the first time. Winning the Akisho was such a cathartic experience after the gut punch of episode 7. I love you Suzuka, I love you forever
cingray is a good manga BECAUSE oguri's career wasn't just win win win win win win
>>578313325Diddy blud plays uma with the speakers OFF wilting rose emoji skull emoji
>>578313243i always wonder why artists draw flat characters with big tits instead of just drawing a character with big tits
I am actually shorter than Taiki...
>>578313009Never date hags, it's the law
>>578313302but whenever anyone moves even slightly from the source material, even one word in some cases, 4chan has a melty and calls it slop
>>578313421it's literally that way in all uma musume anime
also this is why you cannot make an anime of someone like almond eye because there is no real drama there
>>578313643>taking seriously the posts from a shitposting siteYou lost
>>578313421She flopped whenever she faced good competition thoughHer one(1) good career win was against Tama, after that it was just fodders and shitters
>>578311784>>578311952crazy how because of this incident an umamusume that could've been an obedient but has a fascination with magic instead became a bratty witch wannabe whose most iconic phrase is "YADA YADA YADA"
>>578313421I don't think anyone disputes that. However, not all arcs were equally well written. I'd say Bamboo Memory's arc was my least favorite. I wouldn't go so far as to say that any of them are bad though.
>>578313396sovl
>>578313396Based Suzuka bwo, trough your influence i picked Suzuka from selector too
Do you still get a fuckton of stats if you run a lot of races after Senior May on Shichi clanker runs?
>>578313613I'm dating her mom
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12036655
>there is no drama so you can write a story around it1. bullshit2. s3 was shit because it was badly written3. fuck you
>>578313891nyo
>>578313891no
>>578313731>there is no real drama thereYasuda Kinen crying oji-san...forgotten
>>578305540>You are a sinful person, oh aren't you>You intoxicate me, you do>In every moment, I will always adore you>Ah, don't you ever turn your eyes away>Let me devour!she's just mentally ill, faggot.if you lust for her, you're a toxic enabler and should be kept away from umas
https://files.catbox.moe/bqr0cr.mp4
which umas like manletswhich umas like dicklets
>>578313891Possible. S+ clanker run is doable but not frequent.
>>578314016there's always creek
>>578311220Just another day in the great Anime Industry of Japan, this shit is pretty common actually, like most anime studios are fully booked for years to come and yet it takes forever to make even one episode
I zoned out and soft-dropped the manga near the end because I was disappointed that they skipped the 3rd Japan Cup race just because all nip horses shat the bed
>>578313891I like this pic bwo
I want evolved early, so I can spam Jordans because she get a positionless OYL
>>578314013those are quite puffy
>>578313793It's not just this incident tho? It's just the most prominent example of her having a melty
>>578313970>muh toxic>muh enabler therapy lingoi hate americans so much
Is someone here gonna roll Nakayama Festa?
>>578313396same i picked suzuka from the selector because i saw that episode where she eyefucked spicaman>nearly wept when The View From The Lead Is Mine procced the first timeok irony aside, same. suzukabros... this game is for us.
>>578314013>Stegofag Neck yourself
>>578313970If you leave the crimson out, then SIL is just a girl in love
>>578314016it's my turn to enlighten the masses
Mejiro Ryan was barely there in Cingray. Last I remembered, she didn't even get any scenes dedicated to her after she loses to Oguri. The ending felt so fucking rushed. You'd think that the final boss of CG would actually be properly written.
>>578308536
>the seinenfag with his insecure 3x3 is seething at kino again
>>578313793>because of this incidentTo mindbreak IKZE so hard it wasn't just one incident
going into a dark alleyway with Dia because she wants to break the "shady stuff happens in there" jinx!
>>578314016creek is the only one who would touch a manletfor the second thing, the loli-ones probably would fit best
>>578314385>final boss>only 1 G1>less G1s than PalmerWOAT final boss, it's so funny how the manga glazed her like she was some unfathomable opponent
>>578314327No one likes the bum, she's ugly and looks like a boy.>>578314382>cuckshit Fuck off.
>>578314013I find full nudity less enticing. It's like staring an unwrapped present or a zoo animal. Or a save file with everything hacked in with the best gear you can get
>>578313970I run a script in my head where if I ever encounter words like "toxic" in post describing relationships, I substitute it with, "I am a retard and you should dismiss everything I say"It works pretty well in this case, too! Still and (You) are in love and end up together, beautiful love story indeed.
>pretty derby You cant show this to your normie friend who watches anime sometimes>CingrayYou can show this to your normie friend who watches anime sometimesSimple as this
>>578314327I would have had it not been Doto eating my carrats
>>578313964>>578313965>>578314031Shoot, is the secret event stat buff completely void in clanker runs or does it just give a lot less? Guess I'll do a few to see how they end up>>578314084Me too bwo
>>578314584Why would I want to show Uma to my normie friend who will 100% never get into keiba?
>>578314545Ryan was a strong horse, just not as strong as McQueen
>>578314727you're not into that either
>>578314428the jinx is not having any descendants yet, and there's only one way to break it
>>578314727so you can have something to talk about and not drift apart in the months you don't communicate with each other because of the demands of labor?
>>578314584>You cant show this to your normie friend who watches anime sometimesNah they'll start complaining like 'WAAHHH WHY ARE THEY SINGING AND DANCING U-UHM-UHH N-NO I NEED SOMETHING UHMM.. MATUREEEE!!'
>>578314617they fixed it as a bug fix
>>578311831>daugther of manhattan cafeIt's decided, I MUST HAVE HER
Smart Falcon is sleeping!
hey
>>578314727You cant show pretty derby, but you can show cingray because it's cool as fuck and you dont need to be interested in keibaThat's the whole point
>yeah bro I'm SO into keiba"watches japan cup once in his life with a kick restream"
>>578314327meeeeeeI have to suffer through GL because all the umas I want to roll have banners during this timeframe so that takes priorityworth it tho
>>578314257I hate how therapy speak is so ubiquitous now (even on this website). These days, any instance of someone trying to bullshit you is instead called someone trying to gaslight you.
>>578314584>You cant show this to your normie friend who watches anime sometimeswhy not? Because Spicaman keeps feeling up his trainees?
Is Mile Maven fixed from whatever bug it had before?
>>578314964hey
>>578314964Cute dog
>>578315141yes
>>578314870>that picI know I've seen it before, what manga is it from?
you youi dont like your girlfriendno way no wayi think you need a new one
>>578314746Lol.
>>578314836>>578314975That's stupid
>>578315138>Because Spicaman keeps feeling up his trainees?So you know how, the more morally defensive someone gets at Sengoku Rance, the more they have some of the most degenerative things on their computer?That's the average modern anime fan who thinks everything slight-lewd related needs to be 'appropriated'
>>578314013>stegoCHADlove yourself>that qualityend yourself
>>578315485you're retarded
horseracing is how you get normies to care about umamusume
uma most likely to leave the bag open?
>>578314257>>578315062>manchild seething because he has to learn "new" terms (that existed for years but he sees it as "new" because he just heard about it due to exclusively staying in his own bubble)Kek
>>578315138because it's slice of life moeshit, atleast S1 isit's genuinely hard for a normie to comprehend moeI think normies would like S2 atleast
You are into keiba? Then show your POG picks
>>578315704>malding this hard over cgdctHoly brown
wtf
>>578315867? I fucking love moeI'm explaining to you why normies would not like it, you low IQ retard
>>578315493>So you know how, the more morally defensive someone gets at Sengoku Rance, the more they have some of the most degenerative things on their computer?no, I don't understand anything you just wrote. I don't really know what Sengoku Rance is, or is it a who? a guy who rapes the heroines in a VN series? I don't know why S1 of Uma Musume "can't be shown to normalfag friends" but Cingray can be.
Bed breaking sex with Biwa Hayahide
>>578316031>I don't really know what Sengoku Rancegod fucking damn newfags, lurk moar
Why are S1cucks so fragile? Is it because they know their fav season is unwatchable dogshit and gets completely mogged by everything that came after?
Wait, why are you guy even assuming the same normies who let the algorithm decide their current consumptions would even be long term fans?
is this even a debatewhich do you wanna lead going into the westthe idol stufforthe sports stuff
Breaking Bad sex with Gus Fring
>>578315631What's evil about tying a knot...
>>578316134keiba
>>578316178It's a pain to open if you tie it too hard.
>>578315493>So you know how, the more morally defensive someone gets at Sengoku Rance, the more they have some of the most degenerative things on their computer?If I think pedos should be skinned alive and boiled to death does that mean I'm a pedophile? Wtf is this logic lmao
>>578316254you don't know shit about "keiba", let's not kid ourselves
... is this really what you faggots want to talk about for the rest of the day?
>>578315872>misspelling Fire wokelizers
>>578315321it's from Getsuyoubi no Tawawa chapter 43
fusu
>>578316126wanting more normie fans in the first place is just sickening
>>578316108I've been here for about 10 years, but that also proves your point. Rape doesn't interest me much so I never paid attention to characters that did it a lot
>>578316347And you are supposedly an authority to decide that?
>>578316419you can always go play gakuen
>>578316392
>>578316419Uma Musume is literally the normiest anime franchise in Japan, retard>>578316484>2016 election touristlmfao
>>578316334Well, Miyazaki is a lolicon who criticises other lolicons
>>578316419Bwo WE are the normie fansActual nip keibafags are the real fans, let's be real
>>578316367Isn't that the right spelling though
Discuss gameplay, not this /a/ bullshit
>>578316516
>>578315747What is POG?
mares are dangerous
>>578316679
>>578316689I need her
Creek or Sirius and why?
>>578316664the anime and the game are too intertwined with each other to not discuss it.
I can't reach UG because my deck is too soulful and I did not spend my carats on soulless support card banners
I'm seeing it in other gacha generals, I'm seeing it in art, I'm seeing it in danbooru tag count...Are we entering a yuriikek renaissance?
>>578316706My boys Kitasan and Equinox are getting drained alive as we speak
>>578316419remember your first day in the game?you were a normie then too
>>578316554It coincided with the time I was no longer confined to censored networks due to various reasons so I was finally able to access 4chan regularly.
uma most likely to run races without a bra?
>>578316796Creek.I like to be pampered and she would probably be fine with me groping her tits from time to time.
>>578314382Put Sirius in "BBC only"She got raped and mindbroken in france, after all
>>578316860transgenderism is still on the rise, so i'd guess yes.
>>578316952sure you did
>>578316860This is a yuri game dummy
>>578316860Most of the good posters left this shithole so now only the schizos are left
>>578316993>t.cuck
>>578316850Ditto, I don't spend my carats on support cards period, I want UMAS, not png cards that can't even dance and sing for my pleasure
>>578317000but we have our own transgender cutie right here right now
>>578316963Dream Journey
You guys are normalfags in my eyes
>>578316796sirius is for masochistic loserscreek is for sophisticated, spiritually pure souls who recognize that a motherly lover is an angel
>>578316963
>>578317179same because I know I watched more anime than 99% of people here and I actually know my shit, most of people in this thread are legit covid tourists or larpers
>>578316914it will be croix time someday..soon...
>>578316860We were always aroundOur loudest haters are the ones that gradually left due to following their e-daddie and s moving on to a different thing to focus their retardation on
>>578316963Inari One.Sarashi is not a bra.
>>578317105I would be, if I was Sirius' trainerImagine seeing her off to France only to see her come back as a broken shell of herself, walking funny and leaking with every step...
>>578317093dober sex! (loving and intimate)
>>578317093
Why did I waste x2 TP on the Altitude Test... these Coins are all useless now...
rape your trainers
Not so stinky anymore.
>>578317292*coofs all over you*
>>578317686Now you can do running training in mountainous regions, think of the possibilities
>>578317787jokes on you I had covid twice already so I have antibodies
>>578317292Oh woooow you spent more time watching cartoons
>>578317563>american hours>cuckslop and yuritroonsgenuinely hope you people get nuked into oblivion, the whole lot
>>578313196I'm sure a lot of S1 (esp in terms of animation) is entirely attributable to lack of resources, but it's also the messiest fudging of races and stories. I'm sure if they redid it now, even without making it a shounen sakugafest it would still be many, many times better just for the experience they've since gained.Also yes fuck the derby.Also their handling of the 99 japan cup was garbage.
>>578317708shichi wouldn't do this
>>578317870anime websiteanime threadget out
>>578316705POG(Paper Owners Game) is a game where players pick a number usually specified in the rules of 2YOs and track them from debut till a specific date. The prize money won by the horses picked is used to calculate the amount of points a player that picked that horse gets. The players are ranked according to the amount of pointsAs you can see in that image I posted, the best horse I picked is Adelboden (アーデルボーデン) who came 2nd in his debut race but then won his maiden. This is my first year of playing POG, so I didn't expect to have many winners through the 2YO season, but I got one pretty quick, so I am happy, despite having to wake up at 2 AM to watch his races it was very fun to cheer for him
>>578317686why the fuck did you think you needed to in the first place?
>>578317837Wait can you use Coins to different Training Backgrounds and areas?I kept seeing some cute explorer girl on an island running through a maze and stuff can I save up for her future event?
>>578314382please kill yourself
>>578318090I was making fun of your typo nigga
howdy doodle my fellow loggers
>>578315747>>578318046Can you kindly fuck off back to /umajp/?
>>578317708shichi not only would do this, she did it 1325345346 times to (me) already
>>578318042Regular people grow out of their "I watched more cartoons than you" phase before they turn 18I really hope you're not a guy in your late 20s or god forbid 30s bragging about watching more animated shows meant for children
early umasumi
>>578318519umasumi bro
Saar I sure just hope shiiva does the needful and sends the bloody bastard to hell for liking uma yooree only we can fuck horses saar
>>578317708>>578318383>cuck city
>>578318443you need to go back
>>578318373Hmmmmmm...Nope! I don't play JP!
>>578318345why is yeppers so healing?
>>578318443once you hit your late 20s you get to the "anime was a mistake" phase and become a manga elitist
>>578317013otherwise I'd have been regularly lurking/posting from 2012, which is still newfag territory, but oh well.
>>578318046Poggers.Fucking poggers.
>>578317205>creek is for sophisticated, spiritually pure souls who recognize that a motherly lover is an angelTruth Nuke
>>578318718Mmhm, very originalAny other stock phrases?
>>578318826manga is gay too
>>578318519
anyone here look like this
>>578318443Normalgroids like you don't belong here
>>578317205you're goddamn right
my kingu forever
>>578317205>>578318969No
>>578318046Huh, i'll try it next year
>>578319074I love sleepy ogurin pictures
>>578317850how can you catch something that doesn't exist, though?
>i am the only pinoy ittgrim.
>>578319086Yes and we are dating
>>578319430yes it's grimthere should be zero
>>578319118
>>578318826and once you hit late 30s you realize anime is wonderful againGod, I just love the 2D realms. There's nothing like it. animango, VNs, LNs, vidya. What a blessing it's been.
>>578318826That's just mental retardation, you don't need to hit your late 20s to realize that manga is the correct media format - proper pacing, original author's intent is intactAnime is as much of an adaption as a netflix show, just less extreme
>>578319340same
>>578319593whys she look like a nutsack?
>>578319476you're dating me???
>>578319549grown man typing ts
>>578318826uma for this feel?
Flat is best, disregard cow tits
>>578319649she just ate
I won't be raped by my precious umamusume.
>>578307761>Black horse Cesario>Give her blue hair>Dark Bay Katsuragi Ace>Give her black hairWhat did they mean by this
>>578319760arden
>>578319783not flat enough
address me
>>578319727if you don't like those things, why are you here?
mmm delicious cowtits
I want to change my borrow but there's one guy borrowing my current one 5 times
>>578319957there isnt any flatter than that...
which uma would love her trainer even if he was a washed up looser?
>>578319727why should I be embarrassed for liking these things on a mongolian basketweaving forum? IRL I keep it quiet, normalfags don't need to see How To Love Your Elf Bride on my kindle, but on 4chan I can rave about Suzuka all I want.
uma most likely to not make my parents mad when i bring her back to india and denounce my arranged marriage?
>>578320021same, I've had the same two dudes giving me 100 for like 6 months now
>>578320219Literally black umas
>>57831882695% of anime/manga storytelling is awful desu. it's way too verbose, often has zero nuance, and the themes/morals of the story are only entertaining to children.
>>578319650Yes
>>578320094
>>578320332I still love it, watch between 5-7 shows per season.
>>578320409Shit uma, she needs breast implants
>>578320332>only entertaining to childrenNot to defend it, far fucking from it. But it's almost that the majority of manga are made for young boys/girls, mainly boys. Peak escapism for the dumb youth.>>578320492>Seasonal fagEw
Haven't posted here in a week, did I miss any (game) news or anything interesting?
>>578320219
>>578318826I'm 29 and my favorite animes are Detective Conan and Kiratto Pri-chan bro, what you're talking about is just having depression
>>578320636yes
>>578320559>Seasonal fagis that supposed to be an insult? If you like anime why wouldn't you see if anything currently on is worth your time? Plus it makes for excellent shitposts in the threads
uh oh fag melty
I just got the 1000 careers achivement...I still havent looped a grandparent. Starting to lose hope.
>>578318826Most japanese media is garbage. Just look at japanese "music".
>>578320559Basically. The only time I ever watch anime is for nostalgia from shit I watched 15 years ago like Haruhi Suzumiya or Cowboy Bebop. Even then I can't even watch it sober because it's just the same story beats
>>578320636no
lawng lawng jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/noe_AW>https://jiggie.fun/noe_AWhttps://jiggie.fun/noe_AW>https://jiggie.fun/noe_AWhttps://jiggie.fun/noe_AW
>>578318826>you get to the "anime was a mistake" phaseWhat the fuck are you talking abo-->and become a manga elitistNOW AIN'T THAT THE FUCKING TRUTH>>578320856Post country, so we can point out how mentally ill your countries "media" is
>>578320856nigga saying this while playing a japanese gachafucking the biggest hypocrites in this thread
>>578320749Such as?
so what does "nanoda" mean
uma most likely to end up serving a life sentence in jail?
I know the weekend is starting but man
https://e-hentai.org/g/4126044/76550af188/
>>578318443>>578318826>>578320332Who let the depressed retards in?Shoo shoo, dad is busy
>>578320941personally I'm watching the og ranma, already watched 94 episodes these past months and god it just feel cozy, sometimes simple is all you need
>>578321359>tsundere No
>Replying to obvious baitGlobalbabs never learn
>>578321359>futa/yuri artistcringe
>>578321359I think I might add this mentally ill sex machine into the pull plan
>>578321270it's just jaded 30 something year oldsI'm 31 but thank fuck I'm not a jaded faggot and I actually enjoy japanese media
>>578321241nobody uses that site anymore boomer, at least post the nhentai link
>>578321403Yeah, something episodic like that with handrawn assets is something that's timeless to me. Even Avatar the last airbender captured that
>>578319286We are only 2 months into the 2YO debuts so you still have time
>>578305882that little gap right there?my dick goes there.
>>578321673I'm cheering for you anon
>>578312060ok
Why is it all i hear about is data centers, AI this AI that, but there is 0 good animated ai porn video generators, and no one is working on a wife robot?
>>578321712do boobs really slosh?
I love how Deio says McQueen as if it was a slur
>>578321712Ugly hag
>>578321925I LOVE FUCKING DOG (UMAS)!
>>578321880No, but they do feel divine, its just a soft warm flesh bag but your brain just drifts into euphoria touching them
>>578322005Brown SEAmonkey
>>578312060My fronts would be so strong if I didn't have to borrow both sky and welfare bourbon
all you want to do is wank your little chuddy to some fat tit mares
>>578321525kek I was jaded myself around my 25-29 ageOnce I hit my 30's I realized it's all bullshit and to just enjoy things, though to be fair this world is such a goddamn mess that I don't blame anons being jaded as fuck right now.Anyway umas heal the soul and mind
>>578321525There's some epidemic of depressed retards lately all around the internet. This is a top boomer comment, but I think it's the apps. Too much brainrot and bullshit news, too little actual hobbies and looking at statistics. The people refuse to engage in things that make them happy for random reasons, then do things that actively make them miserable. I don't get it.
>>578322332>boyuma Faggot
>>578322059
>>578314980Actually I stayed up til midnight to watch Lovecen win the first two gems in his crown and I was nearly crying with excitement both times fuck you
Did you guys just quit the game or something Between the legend races and older events you should have unlocked seiun about 8 days ago
>>578322381I'm personally jaded because I have a master's degree and can't even pass the final interview for an internship
>>578322453Newcomers
I really like this event’s cast
>>578322446For me it was 2025 BC Classic
>>578322453How can 1 uma be so sexy
this dress is too sexy
>>578322563me too, so many gremlins
>>578322381What the fuck could make them happy retard?Everything is absurdly expensive, and more and more people straight up dont have any friends (let alone girlfriends which is just a complete lost cause)
>>578322660you're right, there's nothing in this world anymore, like absolutely nothing, you should just kill yourself I guess
Bwos our /uma/tuber is in trouble
>>578322826Sick answer man, really set me straight
>>578322826true!
>>578322660>Nooooo I can't consoooooomYou can feel the sun on your face for free
most jaded uma?
>>578322660Honestly just kill yourself and don't even dare to try to be reborn if you hate this world so much
>>578322917>for freefor now at least
real jaded hours
I'm starting to understand why everyone's so mean in this general
>>578322660Yeah getting on a topic like that in a gacha general is swimming in ironyGacha games, vtubers, all these anime coated dopamine/escapism tunnels literally exist because of unhappy incels Like if magic wand wave and suddenly most people in the world could get married again this entire industry would evaporate overnight, I thought everyone knew that already?
>>578321525>>578321270>>578322381To be absolutely fair I think it's mainly that many anons are in college and that alone is soul draining, god knows I was pissed and sad all the time especially when I had to go to work too, afternoon at work and college at night is a pain
>>578322660Friends are easier to come by than you think, man. Go pick up a hobby and engage with people in that space. I started playing Yu-Gi-Oh again lately and it’s been sick just going to game stores and talking to other living humans.Can’t help you with the foids though man that’s gotta be something you fix
i love boobies
>>578323067Every time someone is mean to you for no reason on the internet remember their life is probably 10 times worse than yours
>>578320856>Most japanese media is garbage. Just look at japanese "music".what about it, lil bro?
Stop being jaded
>>578323102You do not have education, V
>>578323220why DID that artist delete his account?
>>578323156I too saw that twitter post
Stinko Windy is significantly cuter than I thought, and I already liked her quite a bit.
>>578322917>implying depressed/ultralonely people dont take walks or exerciseSorry man as it turns out it wasnt a miracle cure-all after all
>>578323117this, I made my best friend in /qst/ of all places, and before that during rp before I finding this mongolian basket weaving forum, writing is one of those hobbies that easily makes friends
>>578322232>if I didn't have to borrow both sky and welfare bourbonWhy even bother at that point desuJust use Lates...
youre only jaded because your a goy.stop living like a goy, being bound by the shekel and wasting your life to make your jew overlords rich. become a neetchad or find a part time fun job and live for yourself. you only get one life, any second you waste doing something you dont enjoy is retarded, life has mo meaning and youre going to die either way so focus on having a fun time
>>578323290meltdown
>>578323183This very correct most of the time, thank you anon
>>578323336Don't wanna
>>578323290artists, much like women, are mentally ill and will get post artwork depression so they will log into their pixiv or twitter account holding the virtual jump rope then strangle all their artwork children.
>>578323307Idk about you but I know for sure the only reason I'm not kms tier depressed is because I lift and run. Maybe we're not so different from umas after all...
>>578323301I need her...
>>578323301i didnt like her but now i do. her personality is top tier
>>578322826This is unironically true but I am too much of a pussy to do it
>>578323156the harsh reality is that blossom is a boring manga
i need an energetic taiki wife to uplift my spirits
>>578314584Which means Pretty Derby is the better show, noted
>>578323449I'm surprised more people here don't run/lift. Most comments here I see are people complaining about being fat or eating foodThis game has improved my mile times a lot
>>578323642>>578323642>>578323642
>>578323560I think the cast is just kinda boring compared to cingray
I like sushi
>>578323343Most people just want girlfriends manAll this shit is just escapism from that one singular thing, you can go out and be self-improvemaxxing, work at a dream job, go lift weights after, come home debt-free, and you finally stop in that dark kitchen by yourself and you realize its all escapism from that one thing
>>578322938I know it's not a competition, but she mogs Kita so hard....
>>578323698GIRUGAMESH
>>578323771once youve had some youll realize youre not missing out.
>>578322917but i want a fat woman soft ass on my face, not the sun...
>>578322660Ey look, it's one of the depressed retards I was talking about.
>>578323654>>578323449the chinese and the greeks figured out long ago, the mind and the body must be in harmony for men to thrive, much like heaven and earthit's not wonder lifting helps plenty with that
>>578322626>Dantsu Fuck off
>>578323909Idk im 37 and all I can think about were the very few I had and failed with, seems wrong to me unless it fades in your 40s
>>578323235Jaded melty
>>578323117>"go pick a new hobby">pick up a new hobby>end out shitty because it have the same issues of the previous ones>wasted my money againIt's really really really hard to find hobbies untouched by jews nowadays.
>>578324104
>>578324365>>578323117you don't have hobbies
>>578324104>>578324506Dantsu deserves better. Be nice to the Umas
>>578323970>I dont get it>people explain it to youWell at least you can relate on the retarded part
>>578324506
>m*riwhy are that slampig's fans like this?
>>578316554>in JapanYou are not japanese, retard.
The unit of measurement for derbies is the derbule.
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what are the chances of fast learner again?i haven't gotten one in like 30 ace runs
>>578326379+2 mood +5 all stats character event has a 10% chance of also giving FL
>>578324849> Self inflicted problems> This is an explanation!Sorry, I don't speak retard
>>578324365writing is free and only takes pen and paper or a functional pc and keyboard.
Nice my new cafe is alright now
>>578326673So it's not free.
>>578327919Being alive is not free
>>578328637That's not even the point edgyfuck.
>>578329025Who can tell what the fucking point is when replying to some mentally damaged pedant.
