Previous: >>578304343>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer, Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. MiracleCurrent CM: Libra Cup - Hanshin Turf 1600m - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600Current Event: Days Flying By, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3, Trainer Aptitude Test>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg 08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Good/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Fusaichi Pandora (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
is there a collection of these somewhere?
My trainee HATES me.
I kinda liked the depression blogposting last thread, /uma/ hasn't explored that avenue of general culture much yet.
>>578323835How do I explain it's the smell from the cashier at the jewelry I fucked her for the wedding ring
>>578323887Cute
Digitan LOVE
fusu
>>578323835@umagrok what's worse, cheating on my trainee with a ningen or with another umamusume?
>>578323887Damn it looks so sad and defeated what happened
Tap Dance City's bare back.
>>578324081you can't, women will always assume you're cheating on them
Such depression and all because people don't know how good moeges are for escapism
I've never played a gacha before uma, what makes the gacha system in this game so bad literally the first thing people say when they recommend it is how horrid the gacha is?
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF
>>578324108Kill
>>578324513
>>578324462Support cards.
Tachyon LOVE
>>578324197at least another uma can defend you
>>578324462The only people that think the gacha is that bad are the retards who think the chink gacha system is good.That said, support cards.
>>578324021>>578324103>sluts
>>578324462It really depends on what you compare it to.There are a couple of gachas that make more money off of skins than trying to get you to roll on the actual gacha (eg Azur Lane), so to people that played those types then having to get 5 copies of a support card with 0.75% rate up is pretty dogshit. 0.75% rate up as well is quite low for a rate up, but the trade off is the fact that there are no limited units in this game (whether you think thats worth having a lower rate up than other gachas is up to you)
>>578324462Only normies think this is so awfulThey'll never know the pain of pre 2015 gacha games
I think we should talk about our feelings more often.
>>578323343Men don't need bitches.
>>578324760for me
>>578324462Uma is the only gacha I’ve played where the vast majority of your currency has to be invested in “equipment” in most games you roll primarily for characters
>>578324821I constantly talk about my feelings of intense lust when people post umas with big tits though. And Suzuka too, for some reason she gets me going as well.
>>578324462>need 5 copies to MLB card (you don't get that many star shards)>you need 5 of your own cards every run, need a big variety of cards if you're running multiple styles>constantly releasing cards you need if you want to be even slightly competitive>low income outside of gibs>banners never rerun outside of the rare special exception, plus some umas cannot be ticketed/selected
>>578324797I remember puzzle and dragons that was awful
>>578324821literally nothing good ever comes from talking about your feelings. women THINK it does, and then they get the ick when you actually do it.Do NOT talk about your feelings. be more stoic. it sounds counterintuitive but it works.
>>578324941Let's talk about or love/lust for Suzuka more often
>>578324797>he didn't play Destiny Child
>>578324996Nah man my foid loves that shit she’s got a major messiah complex
It all makes sense now that I know the seething SEAfag is depressed
>>578324236he is oldhe is 20 years old which is like 60-70 in human years
>>578324992Puzzle and Dragons remains one of the only gacha games to have genuinely good gameplay with a high skill ceiling, rather than just being a png collector.
>>578324975>banners never rerunThe real issue with this is that the reruns are just annual all-uma banners so you need to invest 30k for one uma
>>578325090RoB was so awful it literally is the reason nips made laws targeted at gacha game usury
>>578324821Gacha player bases are 95% incels, so no, we really dont need to hear those feelings.Wow, you're lonely and dont get why women find you repulsive, Mr self hating guy who hates women, all black and brown people, Jewish people, liberals, and basically anything that isnt from a budweiser ad from the 70s? Yeah man thats quite a mystery you better keep that bottled up for the next 10 years and see how it works, im sure being strong and stoic will fix it in the end! Try lifting more weights!
>>578324975>low income outside of gibsJust say you don't play the game.
onegai no more normalgroid posting
>>578325052succubus
>>578324462Cygames is a jewish company and this is the least f2p-friendly game I've ever played
>>578325258>jewish hands typed this post
>>578325258ngl having a more stoic disposition and lifting weights did drastically improve my life. it's not a panacea but one step at a time
>>578325345This. Blogpost about food instead. Speaking of which what should I get from mcds?
>>578325073I need to hold her in my arms, smell her scent mixed together with the ocean breeze and whisper sweet nothings into her ear or else my life will never be complete.I need to feel her warmth, her skin against mine and her fingers interlocking with my own.Her smile could illuminate even the darkest corners of my mind and seeing my reflection in her eyes would bring me a peace I can not describe.I love Suzuka
I could probably beat Almond Eye in KoF
>>578325258Yeah I guess you’re right actually
hellodid I miss anything
>>578324992>>578325163>og pad>farmable garbage dilluting the gacha, most gacha is garbage outside of godfest, collabs are either gay shit or godtier must haves, and the gibs are almost non-existant>modern pad>different gachas for normal shit, permanent shit and more special events with increased chances at useful shit, every month they give away tons of stones, free currency everywhere, collabs with shit like Code Geass, Madoka, Monhun, Detective ConanI'm still amazed this is the one to survive from that era
>>578325506I think it's more about the motivation yo improve yourself than lifting
>>578325568
>>578324994NSFW
>>578324462those "people" are gacha players used to the chink gacha systems you can disregard what they say since their lives are made up of doing dailies for 10+ chinkrean games every day like if it were some kind of job
>>578325339
>>578325727No and we didn't miss you either
>>578325729I ran a Bastet deck when I played it. Beastly.
>>578325893to be honest our dailies sucked cock before suro too
hello im norm mcnormiei like oguri cap and my favorite ice cream is strawberry
>>578324994IS THATIS THATHER MOTHERFUCKING UMAFTER
>>578325997hooray
>>578324462>all these people unable to defend Uma's gacha and just deflecting to chink gachas
>>578325749you get that from pushing yourself to do something that is exhausting and difficult to do (exercise)
>>578325997wtf i don’t recall typing this into the comment form solving 5 captchas and hitting the post button
I missed Umama, he's cute
>>578325258In hindsight it is kinda funny how intense anons get about EVERY uma being for the toreina and whatnot for the self insertingNot a single anon here would ever be an uma trainer, the game constantly heavily implies becoming one requires essentially a master's degree or higher and we know how the average anon feels about college
>>578324021While most anons are similar to me I have never been able to understand how they can hate themselves
>>578325941A pal introduced me to it and encouraged me to play it, and since then I'm a gacha addictBut I don't regret it, Sakuya gave me many happy days in the simple days of my life
>>578326083>umamatard
>>578326108definitely but it can be anything else too, like learning an instrument and finally being able to play a song you wanted etcit's the self fulfillment good feel
>>578326083Idk the first reply was a slam dunk idk why it got more (You)s than that
>>578325981At least we ONLY have dailies with shit rewards instead of a monthly login calendar that dripfeeds you paid currency
>>578326178But if horse girls existed I might have felt compelled to have made something of myself.
>>578326178Do you honestly think there are no people with master's degree or higher here? If we were living in the umaverse, a few anons would probably have gone to horse college.
>>578326083There's nothing to defend. It's a standard gachaIt's like defending casinos or banks, you can just be grateful you're not doing as bad as the others
>>578326083shut up Curren CHANG
>>578326284yeah that's true, I only learned about it because I was forced to value myself in the army
>>578326178>In hindsight it is kinda funny how intense anons get about EVERY uma being for the toreina and whatnot for the self insertingthe ones that do that are 100% vtuber fans because they are having a meltdown over males every single time
>>578325330God dude I thought about trying to play FGO again since auto training makes this game not that time consuming anymore and it was like>read 1 hour of story, do 5 battles>here you go, 1/3 of a roll anon :)I wish Uma had better stories though all the events are just dumb so far except the VR one with Pasa and Grass was funny
>>578324462you need 5 copies of a card that has less than 1% chance to appear. if you pull 200 times you get ONE copy guaranteed. pulling 10 times costs 15 bucks. there are opportunities to get "free" copies of cards but they're extremely time gated and there are not many of them.all that being said, my schizo theory is that you don't *really* need that many copies of cards. if you look at the difference between LB1 and MLB for a lot of SSRs you often don't get a lot, like shockingly so, the stats you gain in many cases are like 10% friendship effectiveness or random stuff like hint levels. tachyon is one of the few that i think is really "only" good at MLB. i don't think whaling in this game is as effective as many people think it is, at least now. it was very effective on launch when most people didn't have any SSRs yet and your average player was lucky to have MLB sweep tosho. cygames is preying on the average person's desire for completion, filling up the star slots on their cards (which you will notice are visible on every single screen that you can see your cards from) and letting you feel like it's more important than it is. also notice how hard it is to compare the growth stats for cards without using external tools.
>>578326450>spoilerMany cases where 3lb is enough
>>578325981Because dailies don't actually matter in the grand scheme of things in Uma, unlike chink gachas where it's all what you're going to get outside of patch updates every 90 days.
>>578324462People are use to the Mihoyo system where you have pity that guarantees you the item after so many pulls. These carry over between banners so the risk of spending a full pull here and there are low. Uma is a Sparking system where you HAVE to roll on that banner to spark but the rates are way higher (Uma is 3% for a 3*/SSR where Mihoyo is usually 0.6% the same). Uma's gacha is fine but it punishes retards for spending rolls without having 200 pulls. Like other anons said, Support Banner sucks.
>>578326436Sounds like they watch bad vtuber orgs then, cygames already told you which one to support!
>>578326512even a few where 1LB is. riko and light hello for example. strangely enough i think mr cb is like this too, very usable even at LB1 or 2.
>>578326439The event stories do get better with time, but the best stories we'll ever get will keep being the Main Stories yeah.
>>578326683they also collabed with nijisanji, your point, numberfaggot?
How do you get a hobby?
Gold City smile in my heart
this thread is fucking shiti'm going to the better one
>>578326825Find something you want to do and start doing it
>>578325727bunny bue...
>>578326450Most generalists only get good at 3LB while a lot of specialized cards are good enough at 1LBKita, Creek, Tachyon, Fine all require at least 3LB while CB, Maru, Ruby, Kris S are almost at full power at 1LBI think it changes later when specialized cards also require you 3LB+ at the exception of like stam Dura or power Bourbon
!!!!!!!!CALLING FALCOGAWDS!!!!!do you cope with turf s mile a or do you try to get turf a mile s on a consistent basismight not apply to me be cause I'm mutating from F but would like thoughts
>>578326878just go idiot. we don't care. stop posting, just leave.
>>578324759>chink gacha system>>578325893>chink gacha systemsI can roll or farm pretty much all of the t-dolls in Girls Frontline. We could have had horsecolle.
>>578326436Doesnt necessarily have to be exclusively peetuber fans. Mahjong Soul once collabed with Blue Archive and had to publicly apologize because the game features a bond system and a large amount of (I think mainly Chinese?) BA players were outraged because they felt like they were getting cucked out of their child wives by jongers. That's why that collab is never being rerun again.Maybe many of those guys were also vtuber watchers, but plenty of just regular gacha players are retarded too
>>578326778Proof?
>>578326439yeah unfortunately a game about human shaped horses does not lend itself to highbrow storytelling
>>578327024>I can roll or farm pretty much all of the t-dolls in Girls Frontline.Now look at GFL2.
on the other hand, what do you REALLY get for trying to keep with the power creep?Open League still gives plenty of carats
>>578326778Dont be trite, they always have favored hololive way more
>>578325997Based af.
>>578327104If you don't care about winning, what do you need the carats for?
>>578326825>step 1: engage in hobby>step 2: ask yourself "is this fun?" If it is not, go to step 3>step 3: stop if it isn't fun and go back to step 1>repeat after you remove the "not" from step 2 answer, then proceed to step 4>step 4: keep doing until it's not fun, in which case, go back to step 3
>>578327102What a weird way of referring to Neural Cloud
>>578327104Keeping up with the powercreep is easy enough bro, we have future insight and get around 120k carts per scenario.
>>578327217trainees
>>578327054https://youtu.be/QZTFh0Npj2U>>578327107that is literally false lol
>>578327217horses
>>578326981jaded
>>578327027Sounds based Gacha games should always be 100% optimized for kissless virginsThe entire point of the game, their source of income, is providing a fantasy that some giant titty cow woman or cunny girl is in love with (You) and only (You), it is very simple and yet somehow still a struggle point for so many
>>578327482go back
eyes on the ballmain content of umamusume are the cute trainee career stories
>>578324462I'm not sure what you're comparing it with, but the gacha system is fine. The biggest problem is that almost all of your resources have to go to the support banners to keep up with the meta and unless you're willing to spend money there are not many opportunities to roll for your oshi.
has anyone ever done a real comparison/breakdown of the stat difference between whaledeck umas and normal umas? i don't mean povertyfags who started yesterday, i mean an honest f2pGOD with a caret plan he sticks to vs. John Baleen the guy who pulled on the Haru Urara power SSR.
>>578326965Mile S is not negotiableNon fronts max speed is so high you need distance S 100%>I'm mutating from FRickey? E-G needs the same amount of sparks so you always have distance sparks on main parents if possible
I hate NA hours
>>578327559Lmao go where? This is my home bro where the fuck are you from? Everything i said was true
>>578325893Cope.Chink gachas MINDRAPED you with their superior pity system.
>>578327715>so you always have distance sparks on main parents if possibleI'll do this thenfigured maaaybe her unique is busted enough to be okay
>>578327689sticking to a plan and especially a style will make your deck identical to that of a whale except for like those windows where cygames release a card that has a lifespan of 2 months before powercreeping it
>>578327839Sparkle kind of has an uma design honestly
Damn /uma/ kinda based today
Who cares about the pity system when prices are like this
i can't stand this kind of gacha talk because it sounds like trying to argue whose airline points are the best
>>578328148>whose airline points are the best
>>578328148it's the most boring topic of all time I just play what's funfor me it's nip shit 90% of the time but there's a chinkslop one I like a lot too that I mostly only have good things to say about. doubt it's the standard though
Why not simply post umas with big tits instead
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/lF_ohP>https://jiggie.fun/lF_ohPhttps://jiggie.fun/lF_ohP>https://jiggie.fun/lF_ohPhttps://jiggie.fun/lF_ohP
They're calling this the best grandparent of all time
>>578326436Sounds like they need to watch better vtubers instead of being insecure! If your oshi gives you cuckoldry paranoia that means you shouldn't watch them! I recommend FUWAMOCO!
>>578328237best value gacha is the one you likealso the point of playing gacha games is gambling, like you gotta accept you are there to enjoy gambling because any other perspective goes deep into cope"this and this system gets me the most value!"
>>578328342No
Good night friends!!!
Derb
>>578326683>>578328509You already replied twice to me, how many more replies are you going to do to shill your boring vtuber whores?
>>578328531>>578328148Seems like a shit example because all airline point systems suck cock these days and certainly no one argues over themThere were really based ones pre-covid but its all neutered now
>>578328652Sleep tight babydachi
>>578328691I did this once
>>578328691succubus
>>578328723Anon, all gacha games suck too.
>>578328723ok fine, airline loyality programs before they all became 5% hotel discount coupons
>>578328531the way gacha systems are designed has its own entire design philosophy. its interesting to examine it and the psychological aspects involved.>its just gambling addictionfor the lowest percentage of players sure, and some people give in and randomly enjoy the "thrill" of gambling a tenner here and there as well, but the design aspects beyond that part are interesting too.
>>578328682That ones kinda your fault bro, you bringing up vtubers just turn yourself into a lightning rod, id self delete since it sounds like you didnt know any better
>>578328545>>578328596MMMMMMMMMMMEGA SEXO
>>578328845Okay so what are you doing here big dog
>>578328890you dont actually need to have a gambling addiction to enjoy gambling
>>578328596who actually is this horse? is she an npc?
>>578329147Yes, that's Speed Symboli. Real horse but will probably always stay an NPC.
>>578327842Other fronts have competitive mid race speed uniques and most of Rickey's greens are locked to dirt but I've seen one or two well built Rickeys in rooms.I hope you already have strong reusable 3* turf grandparents
>>578329147unfortunately yes, she's Speed Symboli.
I NEED to sniff sweaty horse butt.
>>578329147Rudolfs mother, Speed.
FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK UWhen is Ramonu?? This was my last borrow for today
>>578329271>>578329307I like her eyes. Very striking.
>>578327842>figured maaaybe her unique is busted enough to be okayit's not it basically relies on you highrolling the career for the aptitudes and greens, then getting lucky with a perfectly timed unique proc (you'll still lose to a xog)
>>578329342In like 3 months bro
>>578329106yeah thats kinda what i mean. people just love to say that enjoying anything is a fucking addiction these days for whatever reason.
>>578326436Vtuber fans, much like umadol fans, are just sensitive misunderstood young men, be nice!
I like my new CafeMy long team now can do 200k points
>>578329062Don't be defensive over something that's obviously bad. Either you know this is a bad genre or you're an idiot. There's no other option. You milk what goodness there is out of it, or you wallow in it self-destructively like an alcoholic, or you avoid it entirely. Obviously.
>>578329606Okay so you like REALLY hate it so why not play a good game?
Doto is a fat slampig cow only good for squealing sex
>>578324662
I want to fuck Super Creek so much
>>578329560>long uma>less stamina than umas used for mediums
>>578329843gomenasai gomenasai gomenasai gomenasai
>>578329546third reply
I want to fuck Super Creek so much (louder)
>>578329843Doto would deliberately poke holes in the condoms
>>578329959>>578329959>stamina syphon>vip pass>RelaxBwo?
>>578330064She'd "forget them" but still make you lust for her until you get drained completely by her villanous cunt
>>578330192>750 wit
>>578328753with me
who up looping they umas rn?
I'm looped up
After this event i understood that Windy has cute voice Helios is cute too
Be nice to Doto
Gonna jack off while using a chatbot of the next uma posted
>>578330273
Ugh
>>578330003It looks like you got four, actually!
I'm the only normal Ayabe lover in this thread
>>578330064Who said we'd be using condoms?
>>578330414Yeah they’re greatDigitan was great too
>>578330330Dont ever intentionally type like a black person ever again, have some self respect
>/pol/tard
i have looped over 100 seuins and have not yet gotten one that has all of the following:>literally ANY mile spark>groundwork>uma stan>tail held highit's like these three things cannot exist at the same time within her. i have one single parent that hit gw/uma stan/thh but she has front runner sparks...
>He fell for the loop meme
You guys should be nicer to my trainee. Also please don’t post any more salacious imagery of her.
>>578330839Get back in the loop mines Maya
Who here wants pizza?
>>578330834just checkingyou are getting her mile A right
>>578330787>being so afraid of someone you cant reply to them
>>578330834> one single parentStart looping bro
uh oh melty
You should be making your aces now
Who is the Messi of horse?If Rudolf is Ronaldo(fat)Secretariat is PeléDeep Impact is Cristiano RonaldoOrfevre is the closest match I think, even double pecho frío'd in l'arc matching two WC losses
>>578331109For what? I win 60% of my mile CM rooms and no ones made a medium CM video yetIm looping
>>578331109How am I supposed to make my Ace when she isn't on global yet?
>>578331109i already must do aces for CM20but i dont know meta of next cmIs it this Tamamo festival?
Deleting Sm*rt F*lcon from my account.
>>578331195I'm sure you are
>>578331109Nyoopers still making parents
>latinx[-]
>>578327574truuuu
>>578331014yes. ive gotten plenty of mile sparks with absolutely dogshit whites attached to them.>>578331062shes the result of a secondary loop inside two previous loops>>578331109I CANT UNTIL MY PARENT IS READY REEEEE
>>578330937My Pizza? Victoire.
>>578331262based
>>578331142>Deep Impact is Cristiano RonaldoDon't disrespect my goat Pui ever again
You can’t delete trainees from your account.
please stop mareposting on /fit/. i beg you.
> No blues loop finally completeFucking finally
>>578331262She wants to run on the turf
>in cm19 u can use DoberYeah i'm ready
Mares...
>>578331606>wit>mood>gwdecent loop anon... for a beginner. go again.
>>578331606>+
>>578331286???What is there to doubt? Everyone is looping
>>578331637I love how fucking stupid and gross she looks
>>578331796>mares>pluralyou may choose one and only one
I WILL NOT ROLL FOR WOOBYJUST 1 HOUR LEFT TO RESISTAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>578331934Kris Cute....Could you share the soruce please?
How many months until creek cb banner?How many months until Ramonu wit?How many months until ancestors?
>>578332049Just use the 2nd anni selectors on her gwo
>>578331606>late surgerback into the mines
>>578331839Her smug face is asking for a facial.
>>578332079https://x.com/nemuinemu_chan/status/2090515574296359302I finally managed to fine tune my twitter feed for solo kris images
>>578332090>How many months until Ramonu wit?Three>ancestorsTwo weeks after ramonu>How many months until creek cb banner?Next month?
>>578332108Ok but where's the Tracen special?
>>578332262inside Rice
>>578332137WaitSelectors?How many?For umas or support cards?
>>578332364imagine the umajobs
>>578332293Fucking glutton
>>578332253Thank you and BASED
>578328509>posting a pedophile
>>578331981Umadols like Falco are the exact opposite of that
Ups and downs and derbies.
>>578331606>Nehehehehe, finally, a 7.6 percent (repeating of course) increased chance for my aces' great grandparents to inherit groundwork! now the REAL work can finally begin!the day of the loop cannot come soon enough
>>5783324371 free support selector2 paid selectors of both uma and support that cost 20 and 70 buckaroos (they come with paid carats)
>>5783324371 free 2 paid for cards
>>578332605Mad
>>578332464np kris bro
>>578332612THE SUPPORT SELECTOR COSTS SEVENTY DOLLARS???
>>578332827They are bundled with the big goyim paid carat pack
>>578332827One of them does, yes. There's both a free and a $20 one
>>578332827It comes with the Paod Carats a 70 dollar pack gives too ;^)
Falco is evil.She spread lies about Curren Chan and Teio.
DEIO STEBBU:DDDDD
>>578332838Drunken sex with Light Hello
>>578332907WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT A CARAT PACKSPARKS IN THIS GAME COST FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS,
>>578332605The subtleties of probability and statistics are lost on this one.Shouldn't you be busy buying lottery tickets?
uh oh brokie melty
>>578333221But I've gotten several of them and I've never payed Cygames any money at all...
>>578333221Just use them for daily pulls or scamchas
latinx poorfag melty
>>578324236Gambling relapse
>>578333239ok big shot, show me your amazing loopmaxxed parents if you're so smart
Umama
>>578333402You could be a billionaire living on a yacht like gaben and spending 450$ on a single spark would still make you an idiot
>>578333419Loop THIS *put my cock in your mouth*
>>578333521Thats Kitasan
>>578333521dont post my gf
>>578333568Sure whatever makes you sleep better in your dirty hut
>>578333521Cute
>>578333568
>>578325258It's a little more subtle than that, mister normalfaggot, but it's fine to live on thinking that wayHalf the words anyone says probably doesn't register with you anyways
>>578333841I shouldn't have let her name our children
>>578325258>Try lifting more weights!this actually helps though
>>578333828Sorry not everyone can empathize with the rough life of an ESL
I'm one of the few normal people here
>>578333568fucking grapes man, they are so sour
Is pearl a legit meta threat on anything coming up?t. metafag
>>578333221Actually they go for as low as $386And indonesian will have saved two years of his income.
>>578333221Who the fuck ever pays for a full fucking spark
>>578333828I mean that post is over an hour old yet it was still enough to get your attention (and provide no counter-argument...)
orange
>>578333995Whales who pulled throne
I guess it's a sign the game is dying when the thread becomes 90% retarded bullshit.Sad.
>>578333989NoNot now or ever
Okay yeah haha poorfags suck and all but you guys are just fucking around about sparks being 450$ right?Theres absolutely no way
>>578334059we love retardation
>>578334059Stop being poor and you'll see your life becomes so good you don't need validation from online strangers
>>578333989Dunno
>>578334173No they actually are around $400. They're stupidly expensive and I sincerely hope people going "haha poorfags" are simply baiting because even with a 6+ digit bank account you should not be spending that much money on this game
>>578334045>counterpartOh I forgot about that partI've accepted loneliness, therefore you cannot put me in the incel bucket. If anyone finds me attractive, that is their loss
>>578333989she's meta for my dick
another 9 blue to throw to the pile
>>578334208> Completely unrelated replyThe retardation is reaching critical levels
>>578334358Wow uh, spraypaint my skin and give me a taco because I might have to side with the shitskins on that one
>>578334226
>every brokie outing themselves rn
THATS MY FUCKING G.O.A.T
why are poorfags always trying to moralfag telling me how to spend my money?
>hop on umamusume>send OHAYOU to club>use all my borrows for looping in independent training>reroll with tps comfy desu
>>578334173Game is not really meant to be paid for. You buy the carat pack, you buy maybe some carats every now and then for daily pulls or when you're shortchanged, but you're not going to mlb some banner on money alone unless you're some oil baron.
Im still kind of missing the logic loop of being proud of buying blatantly overpriced scam tier stuffIs this like back in the day where people wore ten gorliillion dollar watches?
>>578334480If it was so unrelated you wouldn't have answered lmao seething poorfag>>578334173If you buy packs it can get cheaper but assuming 0 carats and only buying the 50 pack it's around 420
>>578334173they cost that much if you just rawdog the caret shop until you start getting ingame notifications for your monthly spend, yeah. only fully retarded or completely ascended whales consider that option though.desu i remember seeing some people justify their spending in gachas before. its something like "well i never eat out or do anything. if you consider how much the average person spends on ubereats per month im probably spending less." which is true considering some people shit $50 out of their wallet every other day to have a cold bowl of ramen delivered to their house. or if you're some big money man with a 500k+ yearly salary, $450 per week is literally a drop in the bucket for you. for most of us this is an unwise way to live though.
>>578334606insecurity
>>578331109STILL I CAN'T HAVE A FUCKING PARENT AND I'M GETTING INSANE BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK IS SO HARD TO GET A FUCKING 3 BLUE SPARKS
>>578334045>>578334419*counterargument>>578333964Trust me I am one hundred percent english speaker my brain is just fried right now for no good reason. Check back in with me about 4 hours later
>>578334173$374 if you're very autistic about itslightly less if you factor in the free carats from cygames (I can't be assed to math those out)
>>578334629>back in the dayAnother one spotted>>578334606Envy, and sef-pity
>>578334812>back in the dayWhat's wrong with that phrase?
>>578334642Other people's poor spending habits are a terrible way of justifying your own wastefulness....
>my trainer is broke
Anybody who thinks it's a good idea to reward gacha developers with money for developing gacha trash is an idiot. That's the beginning and end of it.
>>578334926Almond eyes gold digger ass would say this
>>578333953>Mia>Emma>NicoleThese are actually normal names girls(most girls I've seen named Emma are sluts though)
why don't you sell your bussy like me, losers!
If all of you guys are so smart and so rich and not larping then let me know what ETFs you're all in
>>578335124Link?
>>578334635>If it was so unrelated you wouldn't have answered lmao seething poorfagYou're wrong on both things retard. One can only hope one day such idiots get culled so we don't have to waste time reading their nonsense.
>my trainer dated that hag again
>>578335172>heh only the rich put their money into gambling schemes like mengmi
>>578335178don't tell me you don't know where to find me nonny
>i make a shit ton of money>my life is solved and i have savings for whatever contingency>still have a few hundos to waste every month>decide to spend it on cute anime horse girls >a million SEApags rage and try to moralfag about it>all i hear is homeless autistic screechingI earn my money, I decide how to spend it. Period. If you can't understand this basic economic principle, get a real job instead of gambling
*vineboom at every shake peak*
>>578335231rape him Maya, rape him, record it and send the video to that hag
>>578335335I do not. Please share
>green from debut raceholy
>>578335186>he's still goingKeep malding faggot
>>578335172>>578335351thread got a raid by jews
>>578335351You've solved life? Kill yourself and start againLife is all about replayability
>>578335151>triple turf inspiration>no mile S doko>senior summer with 0 rainbowsgo again I guess
>>578335351brochacho its 5am here there are no a million seapags
People who spend >based>strong conservative beliefs>VERY white >consistent self improvement routine>understands that the death penalty and ideal of the nuclear family is the only way to save this world>only watches proper GFE vtubers and will dox/swat them if they ever interact with a male or disrespect their audience>Christian Poor fags:>cringe>liberal >whines constantly >begs for handouts>tries to police other for wrong think>porn addiction >tries to attack all escapist hobbies while participating in them>so brown their skin could confuse an AI for feces
>>578335389>nonny was not invited to the 'cord
>>578335521rickerGAWD....
>>578335512Why? I'm winningYou should reroll yours, maybe you won't be brown on the next one
>>578335589Please...
>>578335726ask your danchou maybe he will send you an invite
>>578335675What's the point of playing when you've already won
buhi melty
>>578335589The thought of Curren being a discord groomer is very alluring
I actually used to be dolphin tier in this game (overall I think I've spent about $1000 since release) but I stopped since I had a schizo realization that you can't actually buy that much power. I wanted to do anything to see my oshis win but the difference between a good caret plan and owning every SSR is actually minimal, in fact every single time I've lost a CM the guy who beat me was using the most humble deck imaginable.>that just means you're retarded lmaoprobably. But it could also mean that spending $2000/month on this game doesn't reliably put you ahead of some guy running kitasan/creek/sweep tosho SR/fuku wit SR/scenario tax card/and some whale's borrow.
Where are all of the cute pig webmsWe are literally in a discussion about spendingDid all of our good posters leave?
>reddit spacing
>>578335548>5amWhy wake up so early to shitpost?
>>578335939Poorfags didn't save them on their govt laptops
>>578335939i think the pigeposters are all in the slavsphere which is sleeping rn
>>578334926Sorry baby, child support is killing me hahaha...
>>578335825My danchou is from ButtSweat. Will that work?
>>578335893cute laisu
>I-I-IS THIS THE WORK OF SEA??? OH NO NO NO SEAHOURS??? SEAPAGS??? COULD IT BE? THEY ARE BEHIND THIS? (THEY)??? IT MUST BE THEM>that one sweepy poster: dude its x o clock here >*laugh track*
>>578335615I think I can drop like 3 turf sparks and pivot them to mile, just gamble on double turf inspo
>>578336019What, you don't wake up at 5am to go and pick out the freshest vegetables and then scream at the manager if there aren't any in stock? It's like they say, the early troll gets the (You)
>>578336115>fake /uma/ clublol
>>578336174It's a good bit, I like it
I haven't spent a penny on this game and still managed to get 10 plats
>>578335896I was prepared to drop that much because I really liked the game. Then I got 1 kita in 400 pulls and realized it was a terrible deal. I still spend but pull back whenever I get a streak of awful luck.
>>578336019its weekend i get to do what i want and that includes waking up at 2pm
>>578336174It's 6 pm in South America.
>>578336374I spent over 300 dollars, rolled it mostly on umas and have 2 plats
>>578336430Who asked
>>578336530this but 1.2kgot nothing to spend on anymore now that there are big gaps between the things I want
>>578336398>He stays up all night playing Uma and shitposting here.
>>578336389I was in my dolphin phase during kitasan and had a similar issue (1 copy from the spark) but I just borrowed her forever instead. The borrow slot is actually a really interesting/powerful addition on Cygames part. What I ended up pigging on was NN wit, power rice, and for some reason speed suzuka, as well as a bunch of random uma banners. its the uma banners that get you...
>>578336595>Big Sis
https://x.com/suskanerealka/status/2090864237459476982Sexo
>>578335172It's just QQQ, BAKA and SPY. And some other all world thing I forgot. I'm not really participating in these discussions, most of the people talking about money here and calling each other poor seem to be schizos/retards, it has little to do with the game.
>>578336174sweepy being SEA has been funny to me ever since someone said the phrase "SEApy dev" here
loopagods please i need a last minute pace parent for mayano after seeing that there was nothing good in the databases
>>578336398aren't you in the military?
>>578336930>most people talking about money are schizo/retardedTrue, but to be fair I was also mostly just shitposting. I have a financial advisor and simply look at the number go up while she does all the work.
>>578337195im not sweepydev vwofr
Please associate ethnicities to the following umas and their fanbases>goldship>teio>smart falcon>curren chan>cheval grand>kitasan black>Mejiro bright
>>578337245anon you can admit if you have a findom here
>>578337346You: Indonesian
>>578337346>black>white (fat)>asian (cuck)>white (cuck)>black (fag)>white>white
>>578337245Financial advisors are a scam bro. At best they charge you to do the 5 minutes of work of putting the money in some diversified ETF, at worst they give you shit products to get better commissions.
>>578337245>some cunt gets 15% of all of this anons money just slapping it all into the s&p 500 and forgetting about itI picked the wrong job lads
>>578337346>spic>fat>gay>whore>gook>jeet>paki
>>578337346>>goldship Argentinian ("white" latinx)>>teio American (white, fat)>>smart falcon Indonesian>>curren chan Thailandese>>cheval grand Singporean>>kitasan black American (white, probably trans)>>Mejiro brightAmerican (hapa)
normal mood during finale awardfucking homohello brought it up to good for the last turn I guess
who likes this?
>>578337439I appreciate the tolerance for fetishes here but she's married and overweight. I'll stick to the regular fantasy of loving umapyoi followed by marriage with my trainee>>578337487>>578337536Nah she's a trusted friend of the family and also doing a good job moving the money around. Number is going up.
This December your favorite umamusumes will shred the vestiges of liking men and boldly reveal how their hearts beat only for each other's vaginas. This game was never for (you), it is for sapphic women.
nice burgerhours
>>578337346WhiteBig boned individuals Everyone's UmadolTrans people Repressed homosexualsEveryone likes KitaMe
>>578337346>goldshipwhite, black, latinx (dbz fans)(males)>teiowhite (autists, males)>smart falconasian, white (otakus, males)>curren chanasian, white ("women")>cheval grandasian (weirdos)>kitasan blackwhite ("women", secondaries)>Mejiro brightdataset too small to extrapolate any trends
How is my changes of getting MLB Ramonu in 400 rolls? Did you got mlb card in 400 rolls?
Its sad how many if you LEAP at the chance to answer any vaguely /pol/ smelling question
>>578337715
>>578337880Thank you! We appreciate that you like burgerhours. As a reward, can you please post a burger for our hard work to maintain great thread quality?
>I cut my hair like a boy and wear ugly baby blue clothes to combat the male gaze>I have several mental illnesses that boil down to me being an attention-starved white woman that spent xir formative years on Tumblr>My number one priority is to make umamusume as inclusive and representative of queer folx as possible
>>578338013The only card I MLBd in 200 is the useless rice shower power card while rolling for rikoIt haunts me to this day
Umama status?
>>578337880
>>578338091>As a reward, can you please post a burger
>>578338157What a handsome lad
>>578338091Sure
>>578338025its ok to be silly sometimes
>>578338013It's like 64% chance to hit 3 cards in 400 rolls at 0.75% chance. With 2 pity you generally get it.
>>578338161
Reddit Tachyon is the moredator of r/atheism, r/notmypresident, r/whitefragility, and r/beholdthemasterrace
>>578338025half of the posts in all these threads are just the average /pol/ post with a dash of oomamusumay on top anyway. surely it's not that much of a surprise
>>578338267Shut up retard.
>>578338414Hell yeah brother
>>578338414Wishing you the same luck in cm bro
>>578338474nyoro~n
>>578338529Thanks bwo
>>578338091Kris Sex
I can't feel my legs.Pasa, what have you done?
>>578338414what the fuck is 'wide shaped' is that real? i thought they got rid of uma bumping in an early alpha release?
Me when I see horse butt.
Why is every female umamusume influencer a manhating dyke? Why can't they be normal?
>>578338602
>>578338157Wouldn't it be kinda funny if she wasnt even ultra woke and just looked like that?Huge personal bias because there's a very boyish looking woman at my job who has home smoking hot political opinions about THE LIBS she reminds me of
>>578338756It's from Bono's super secret career event
mind if i disillusion some waifufags here?umas only see their trainer as a father figure. the age gap and the power dynamic would make anything romantic creepy. only inceIs disagree.btw laurel is especially gay since her trainer is officially a woman.
>>578338782Why would they like men? Like seriously I have no idea why a woman would like the average online man anymore since even twitter normies just spout out /pol/shit now(Myself included, genuinely feels like men and women have no connection anymore)
lots of [-]'ing today
>>578339138Sounds like a (You) problem
4 days
>>5783392644 days until what
>the troon and the spic woke upYes this thread is shit
>>578338908The localizers huff their own fumes harder than I expected, and of course they aren't going to acknowledge the blatant cultural erasure they did in the name of "recognizability" and "authenticity"You made Daitaku Helios a zoomer because gyaru culture "is not very well-known outside of Japan." You translated one of Maruzensky's iconic nicknames as "Hot Rod," because apparently the English loan word "Super Car" couldn't be translated properlyNot to mention the removal of romantic subtext in many Uma stories and the demonization of global fans who like this stuff. Same comment in the English section of the official Discord server will get you banned while getting thumbs up in the Japanese section. I've already shone light on how they completely removed any direct references to Christmas despite the word "Christmas" entering directly into my ears by listening to *what the characters are saying*. "Miracle Over the Holy Night" changed to "Hungry for a Miracle""Creative approaches" my ass. I wish the Japanese fans knew how badly some of the greatest works of their modern culture are butchered in the name of sociopolitical interests overseas. I want these translators ousted from any legitimate cultural institutions and replaced by people who actually give a shit about these works like the fansubbers doing thankless work for decades now. Makes my fucking blood boil
>>578338782I feel like a "normal" woman would dislike a guy who shouts out how much they hate minorities and women, idk, feels like poor bedroom talk
>>578339320umama's been here all day
Fine please stop I need speed...
I've been here for 11 hours>whiny fag woke updilate
>>578339129Umama we're sorry please forgive us
>>578339337>Not to mention the removal of romantic subtext in many Uma storiesThis isn't that bad
[needless personal political opinion that no one gives a shit about]
LOOPCHACHOS WE UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YIc928Gs74
>>578339337Aw man dont reply with ANOTHER copypasta, come on I was just trying to have fun
>hayashicuck SEAtard woke upgood thread until now [-]
>>578339535this but unironically
>Try to sleep in>Trainee wakes me up herselfThis SUCKS I want to sleep in until 1pm.And for some reason my balls hurt.
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>578339535Bro the thread was zero irony /pol/ discussion with /soc/ mixed in before he woke up, are you serious? What part was good?
>>578339492okay what about the buhicards
>>578339713We LOVE offtopic conversations here
Gold City slap on my face!?
Gold City hand in my pocket
>>578339801Gold City is a thief? That's tragic.
EIIIIIIIISHIIIIIIINNNNNN FURRAAAAAASSSHUUUUUUUSSSSS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBSSSSSSSS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlqZLLlW6S0
>>578339713i would rather discuss /pol/ and /soc/ all day long over the gay faggot shit name dropping drama he tries to turn every thread intoat least these topics are nurturing for the brain no matter what side of the spectrum you sit on
>>578337565
silence suzuka ring on my finger
>>578338908>Wouldn't it be kinda funny if she wasnt even ultra woke and just looked like that?that would be pretty sad
>>578339843Special delivery
>>578339878Is this your first week on 4chan or something
Fuji Kiseki
>>578339946How can anyone resist this?
Super Creek boobs on my face
No one answered my question yesterday - is dilate an edgy way of saying explode
>>578338908The only time I interacted with a really super libtoid short-hair women lookalike, she was the sweetest person ever. She even called me sweetheart and stuff like that only a submissive woman can do. My brain even froze for a momentBut the difference here is that the localization is already woke and they said themselves she is also the one responsible for the Cingray anime, which had the Christmas removal agenda. The evidences are enough to point that she is indeed ultra woke and her look just matches her "personality".
>>578339881
>>578340014She is a Iesbian Sry to tell you.
>>578340007retard
>>578338157>that spent xir formative years on TumblrI do wonder which is the worst place to be for that. My time here has poisoned me in many ways but they don't feel so bad.
The only thing a /pol/ discussion nurtures in your brain is the tumor
>>578340101I'm sorry to hear that
Symboli Sirius in my arms
My body is moving towards Dusseldorf on its own!
>>578339801>>578339840Gold City really steals?No dignity
>>578340014
Anon in Symboli Sirius arms
>>578340040They simply cant
>trust me bro flash is for (you)>trust me bro falcon is for (you)>meanwhile they act blatantly homosexual???
>>578340254She stole my virginity
what would your oshi say if she knew you were spending your friday night talking shit to random middle aged men on a dying website?
>>578340014>espokuncityIs that indonesian teenager still stealing posts from umajp?
>turf A first inspo
>>578339881Thumbnail kinda looks like this
Smart Falcon on my hotel room chair
>>578340374My Oshi would appreciate that I'm telling people how great she is and otherwise fabricating stories for our entertainment.She'd disapprove of the blatant yearning I do here, though.
>>578340374I wouldn't be here if my Oshi is real.
Why did they make Light Hello Lesbo Hello?
Dream journey hands in mine.
>>578340563Your oshi only likes women
>>578340602shes a bisexual icon. dont erase her.
>>578340407Senior year glue trust
>>578340374My oshi would unironically say something like>"So you browse 4 Chan? I've heard about you anonymous hackers on TV!" and then proceed to small talk>source?That dark alleyway event with Dia and Tosen Jordan
>>578339881why are fillies like this
>>578340014Fuji Kiseki!
dumb falcon getting mad at me for all the cuck jokes I make at her expense and ripping me apart limb from limb
Isn't it soul-crushing that Donna won't be able to pass on her transcendental beauty and strength? Only her female trainer's plastic cock will ever penetrate her
>>578340898Don't you need 4 or 5 horses to do that
>>578340374She'd never acknowledge my existence because she'd be busy doing her idol and racing activitiesAnd considering that I'd probably be actively try to ruin threads
IT'S REALLY FUCKED UP HOW MLB FINE MOTION HAS 0% SPECIALTY PRIORITY AND SHE GIVES ME NEGATIVE ENERGY AIDS ALL THE TIME
I post a lot about how DaiSca is a daughtermom but never a daughter wife and I think she'd kick my ass for that.
>>578341005She's surprisingly erotic
>>578341000troona I am going to RAPE you this instant
>>578340374if umas were real my oshi would be posting on umachan right alongside me. part of our career storyline would be discovering tracen got range banned because "someone" violated the rules about posting photos of trainers without consent in a trainerbait thread. i would know it was her because the ban message would link to a photo of my ass bending over in slacks.
>>578341005why is she not more popularwhy does she not have more SSRs or alts or even an image song
>>578339289until her, of course
>>578341126DaiSca is only ever thinking of Uokka. She won't be a mother.
>>578341238Your trainee sounds like a wonderful girl
>>578341258Until who? Sorry, I'm unfamiliar.
>wedding maya (pace)>flower (pace)>sweepy (end)anything wrong with my line-up of stylesi can move maya back but my current parent pair does not have the style sparks and she will probably pop her accel ver ult too earlyend sweepy for petrifying gaze and making sure that her ult fires off
>>578341249She is ugly and annoying
>>578341396dont post this shit anon you gave me a heart attack. we have time left right? time for my loops to finish?
>>578341238is it shakur. I can't think of any other uma that'd possibly be posting on umachan.
>>578341126She would be a perfect wife and mother
>>578341486less than a week
TICK TOCK LOOPERS2 MORE RESETS UNTIL YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FINISHED
>>578340850Fuji! Kiseki!
>>578341579THE GAME IS EOSING IN 2 DAYS???!!?
>>578341396borrow something so you can make make maya go late
Why are there male trainers in Tracen even though nobody there likes them?
>>578341238
>>578341396your sweepy is gonna cacari bwo just go late for oyl and lightning surge
>>578341579no... please... i need more time... this must be how happy meek feels... please let me use a clock, please let me try again, i could win! i just... need another try...
>>578341579Jokes on you gwocacho my aces are never ready
I wish you all the worst - to share oshi with a sloptuber
next jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/E4c9yJ>https://jiggie.fun/E4c9yJhttps://jiggie.fun/E4c9yJ>https://jiggie.fun/E4c9yJhttps://jiggie.fun/E4c9yJ
>>578341993I probably do. Journey is quite popular.
Guess the blue and pink
>>578341147Agreed.>>578341425Wrong and wrong.
>>578342061it's glue even if you hit triple 3*
>>578342061Nobody cares fag
>>578341993my oshi(s) are unpopular so I'm probably safe. thriving
>stamlet stuart>turflet terry
>>578341935oh it's bunny day
>>578341993pretty sure the only other people whos oshi is fuku are just those annoying mambotards
>>578342231That's event worse
>>578342061Hoping the very unnecessarily rude anons have a bad day
>>578342334I personally hope you have a nice night anon :^)
>>578342223we call it bani no hi over here.
>>578340898Sloppy kisses with Falcute
>>578342334where did you get a screenshot of my loops
>>578342427We arent as special and unique as we thoufht we were I guess...>>578342404Thanks anon you too
>>578341396
>>578342624>My trainer is from SEA
>>578342206Where's the free Front Savvy from Light Hello?
>>578342863retard
>>578342927greenlet gary
>>578342863this was the lowest of lowrolls of all time lmao>have to race 2 times because she jobbed the first one>hello didn't start chain until late senior>only completed 3/5 dates
>>578342972If you job the first race you just give up
what's a good deck for easy auto SS? and should I do GL or Unity?
>hrt henry
>>578342421Ayabe is so cute
>>578336816>hastag in the umankonot gonna lie these artists are getting uppity
>>578343075Tachyon LH Jordan Sunday PWR Digital SR, borrow Throne/Fuku. After that you can start experimenting with replacing something for a skill hint card
>>578343231STINKY SEXOOOO
>>578341396>pace/pace/endYou need a dedicated debuffer, which can be the end, or build around your ace end.
This thread is hilarious at times. If it weren't for the umamusume images, you wouldn't know it is oneIf an intern were actually lurking here, he would probably try to get everyone here shadowbanned or something
Are you better than a clanker?
I have 5 LGBT crystals. What do I do with them?
>>578340390why the fuck do you guys gotta ruin everythingI liked reading the TLs he posts
>>578343530Yes, but I can't win against buhii decks
>>578343581There's literally nothing wrong with being an indonesian that steals posts from an imageboard for $5 a month of revenue.
>she actually took a lobby>with a good time tooumazing
>>578343573feed them all to pwr oguri
>>578343930>good timeAnon...
>It's time for some smooches, chu~ chu chu chu chu chu chu, no wait, there are no smooches, you bitch, hand over the smooches, chu chu chu chu chu chu chu T_T chu chu chu chu chu chu chuU-umazinghttps://x.com/mohu_puya/status/2090708456324100396
>>578343956But she will get really damn fat if I do that. Damn bitch is already eating too much.
Fat ass.
>>578343765why does a horse need such sharp teeth
>>578344402For chomping.
>>578344245I wish I didn't find Rice shower attractive.It feels wrong to be attracted to someone so pitiful and vulnerable.
>>578326383this. I have multiple bachelor's degrees and was in a field I will not name and about to get two Master's degrees. Getting a doctorate would have been a cinch. Some anons are happily married with kids. Some anons hate women. Some (many?) anons are faggotsthere's all sorts of anons, here
>>578344775Protect Laisu and make her happy
how the fuck I was getting 1200 wit 2 weeks ago now I can't get past 1k with the same fucking cardsI have less carats than yesterday meaning I've wasted like 200 carats on refills and no new ace done
Look at this adorable cinnamon roll.
>>578343573How do you have 5, I only have 1
>guy i'm following swapped his gigalooped parent for some shitty no spark having dirt 9* parentBwud...
>>578334358it's also a very malevolent system because you can't just buy some carats to buffer your f2p carats, ALL your free carats are used to roll before the game starts using paid shekels. You can't choose to pull from one pool or the other. It's very intentional, meant to keep you at a level where you MUST keep using paid carats for supoka sparks/umas or else save for 4-6 months without pulling on anything (feels very shitty to do this, can confirm) to build a proper stash again. I'm at 100k carats now, but that will get decimated next week when I drop 30-60k on Summer Hag/Finemoan rerun.
I forgot i had 2lb gold city, I should swap sweepy out to make people miserable with keen eye
>>578345102Can someone explain this meme I keep seeing it
>>578344775I only find her fanart sexually attractive, in-game I think she's just adorable and cute and I want to protect her. But pic related? Pic related I want to ravenously fuck
>>578334173Anon in 3 years this game will require spending 50$ on monthly passes
>>578343573Save for when you get turbofucked on that big meta card
>windy propagandaSTOP
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>578345454I'm glad Uma don't age. If Rice was any taller I'd want go have sex with her.
>>578345685Yeah, I'll take a proper gander, if you know what I mean.
…is her stam too low? Not pictured: let’s pump, moving past, firm conditions.
>>578345869that's fine
Cant even appreciate this shit because its probably AI genned
>>578345501>50$ on monthly passeshttps://x.com/AguruIris/status/2025564609047134287gwos......
>>578345942Thanks. I was just happy to get leap forward via mile hints!
>>578346071
Don't ask me why I built a Mile Matikane I'm not even sure why I did or why she turned out as well as she did.
>>578346071it's not, it's that one mexican dude who makes them
Will we ever get something like MANT's lucky charms or nUnity's giga bubble for guaranteed low energy training again?
>>578346350
>>578346286we are never going to get anything at all ever
>>578346262do these murals get taken down or defaced?
>>578346286Low energy mechanics are actually very rare, future scenarios either restore a massive amount of energy with their mechanics or just dont consume energy at all. Being at low Energy during Ramen scenario is really harmful for instance
>>578345452
all these stinko propaganda is doing nothing to me
>>578346459Not by Graffiti artists. They respect the craft and don't try to replace art of that high quality. By assholes who just scribble slurs, definitely, but you'll get charged by the cops if youre caught.
>>578346459These are commissions by the city to make that area look more lively so if you deface it you will get hit with a heavy fine and even Jailtime depending on the severity of the defacing.
I've done about 20-25 scrims and Camping Dober has only activated her ult once. I thought this track was perfect for it? What gives?
>>578346795You're probably building her wrong because I'm getting raped by her in pubs
umadom
>>578346542umas should stop sexualizing their trainers
>>578346795It procs perfectly but that doesn't mean your placement to proc it is guaranteed.you still need to be right in the midpack for it to work
>>578346926here's your 'dom'. take it or leave it.
>>578346965>>578346795Its actually very difficult for a late surger to be exactly 4-6 since Pace chasers really rape you in this track
He left me on read again
>i'm not going to start up another independent run because i'm going to do a manual run in a few minutes>don't do the manual run in over an hourhow do i fix this
>>578343349Jordan SR is good?
>>578347391
>>578347475this does not answer my question thoughbeit
who is the clingiest uma?
>>578346563daiwa snoot attack
>>578344775she wields a knife and also horse strength, so she isn't that vulnerable
>>578347228DATEMARRYPROCREATEPROTECTLIVE HAPPILY
>>578347228She's not THAT bad at it.
am I safe?
>>578346486yet another problem with GL is that its energy restore mechanic is just a noob trap for 4/5ths of the run
Digitan...
I came into this thread with no attraction to Windy
Why do I think Dream journey is the hottest uma? What is wrong with me?
>>578348303You have a death wish
>>578348218and left forever changed, I'm sure
maybe this is the right moment to post a CM 18 room985156109851561098515610
>>578348303you're gay
>>578347750TEASEBULLYMISTREATPICK ON>>578347838if that's what you want to Believe, go for it.
>>578346286Every scenario after Mant is casual sorry the good times are over
>>578348303you were a slug in your past life
>>578348403Please doThat way I'll be able to fix her and making her fall for me even more
I'm tired, cygamesmake it end
Windy's charm points are her big butt and her floofy hair.
>>578348737it literally did just end 2 hours ago
https://x.com/NotMarlin_SS/status/2089854451758596453
>>578348797Can I get two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
>>578348817I like her teeth
>>578348915You're on thin ice
I give up. this cm is impossible to build for. I don't know what I'm missing but it's like everyone has a 5 second 0.8 accel built in that I don't have on top of their other stuff and my umas all wear cement shoes I'm just gonna run what I've got and I'll be happy if I get B finals because this shit is ridiculous and I've never had a pre-cm where I literally didn't win even 1 in 40 rooms
>>578348349>oguri gets ready to NYOOM>brickey and dasca tackle hernyoooooooo, let's try again590061535900615359006153
>>578348915
>>578347886for a week or two yeah
>>578349030Shakur calm down bitch
>>578348915Rice anal must feel really nice.
>getting UGs last CM>Dirt medium>Barely scratching SS/SS+ this time, on a fucking mileuhhhhh what happened
>>578349171Curvy Laisu
>>578349090>clanked shichianon....thanks for joining
so what did we learn?
>>578349619usually the answer is something. currently the answer is NOTHING. because I have no fucking clue what makes aces work for this cm and room matches are telling me NOTHING.
>>578349619gambling is fun
>>578349593Sorry I'm on my lazy spree and didn't feel like making a manual one, she was only there for keen eye anywaysDouble clanker deboofers worked fine previous CM :^)
>>578349076B groups is for the clankers youll be fine
>>578349685What does the team ace actually do?Is there an actual benefit?
>>578349685Like in what aspect? Playing the scenario itself or how to build for a mile with the current skills we have?
>>578349619>haven't been doing rooms until nowI learnt that there's NO FUN ALLOWED
>>578349789how to build for current cm for lates. I don't know what the magic ingredient is. I don't think there is one. It's not nsm, oyl, shooting star, leap forward, lightning surge, racing stam, racing power, full throttle, pttm, or having a ton of power. I have eliminated those possibilities.
>>578347228>only dom representation is a riff on the concept to mock femdom tranniesbased.
>>578349685the answer lies in the heart of battle
>>578349931I thought I'd be cute and run two paces but then every public lobby is just debuffers and end oguri or bobo UF5
>all these new accel skills>triple front is still an auto win
Did Sei just RAPE Grass?
Good morning SEAbros
>>578349938Magic ingredient? There isn't one
>>578350243Top of the morning lad
>>578350117don't tell anyone but I've started looping hesistant skills toothey got me two ms. Victorias so they seem pretty good to loop
its insane how good SR sweepy is only stinko gets close to as good as sweepy the other SR cards either lack good priority or lack friendship training
>>578349076Post your best uma
>>578349076just copy top performing niggas on haluraku
>>578350682
>>578350117What accels are triple front srunning beaides angling in triple formation?
>debut race>check the shop and grab what I can>pic relatedyep that's a brick
>>578350840
>>578350869exactlyall these pace buffs and late buffs and ends still trying their beststill can't beat the power of just being able to shut every other style out of the game
>>578350869plancha
>>578350869Plancha + second wind/final push
5 fronts packed to the brim with mid race makes for pretty lopsided lobbies
Didn't you guys say fronts were bad a week ago?
>>578350560>statniggers will glaze a card with dogshit hints and event chain
>>578351034Paces get fucked but lates have a lot of easy overtake targets, good for their key skills
>>578351223lightning speed doesn't trigger if you don't already have an accel and every late accel requires you to be at least 7th
>>578348346yes
>>578351197>gives you charmingNow you will be raped by a pack of horny umas, 7 in total.
Stallions should not wear bloomers
>>578351283I'm on your left
>>578340374im making stew though... so she'd be proud
>>578351474>charm-niggers will glaze a card with an event that doesn't do anything 99.8% of runs
>bring finemo wit>never appears and fucks off to SPD like the humongous nigger she is >bring nishino wit>cum my pants during summer training and she also stops by to charm mecunny is strong
>>578351639Without love, it cannot be seen.
>>578351706is that why you and your nonny stopped interacting?
>>578350341this community is funny as fuck and I'm so glad I'm part of it
>>578351845>implyingYou can just save pictures from 4 Chan dot org. Crazy, I know.
One must imagine the derby pretty
>>578351176They're okay. I remember my front beating a Digitan that hit everything + debuffs thanks to firm resolve and rs stamina. They ran at the same speed for 3 seconds to the end, that was pretty cool
HEY FUCK YOU FAGGOT PUT BACK THAT FLOWER PRENT I WAS USING
I just want more loopers so I'm gas lighting that fronts are good
>>578352137This but the opposite
I want more oguri
oguri learned about another unsatiable hunger that keeps her hungry for more trainer
>>578352728>>578352728>>578352728Friday bread and cheesePost your feelingsWhat ya drinking, playin, listenin, watchan, goonin
real bread please
>>578353006too late bro, jannies will not allow new breads
>>578353183yes they will retard, 789 threads get deleted if somebody else bakes
>>578331389Tell me something about Satono the elder.
>>578353006>>578354185>>578354185>>578354185
>>578352871kill yourself and everyone joining your thread NTR cuck>>578353006 >>578353327you kill yourself as well faker
>>578354210thanks bwo
