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fuck you
>>578354318That is NOT a random act of kinda nice
the REAL bread
>>578354368I like you, Turboposter
>>578354368I think you just misheard...
This one globalbabs
We should commit premeditated acts of kinda evil
FUUUCK SHE'S FUCKING RETARDED AND SHE'S GOING TO WHIFF A RECOVERY DURING FINALS I KNOW IT
LOOK AT THIS SEXY PALMER (GLASSES VERSION)
>>578354651Which uma would say this?
>>578354651
>>578354706dotÅ and raisu
>>578354668>end xogHopefully
>>578354858Rice wouldn't...
>>578354706
umapyoi.
>>578354696How can anyone like ks miracle?
>>578355092bed breaking sex with self-deprecating losers neow
>>578354580Shouldn't you host a room? Your room reputation can''t get any worse than 7, 8, 9
>>578355203she's kinda pretty
>>578355231total straggot gooner death
Are some clubs really gonna merge soon
>>578354668>witletWaiter! More jobber Xogs please!
tomorrow will be worse
>>578355581aliens are... sexy?
>>578355670It'll be better, you just have to try for it
>>578354668900 wit vs 1200 wit is only a 6% increase in success rate anyway you're fine
>>578355641Depends if danchud kills the leeches sucking on my arteries
>>578355670Turbo isn't sexy
>>578355641We really need to dox the club drama posters
>>578356016I'm dancho
>>578355803Mambwo...
>>578356016Okay fine, I'm from Bricked
>>578356016Everybody with a Curren profile uma is a club drama poster
>>578356016I'm chodan
Bro got shiny hooves.
>>578356163This but unironically
7 and I get to hold hands with fuku
>>578356183Reminder that the orange cabal actually exists
>>578356195grandpa really does look old
DAY 3GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 3 OF FAILED NTRSCHIZO BAKES
>>578356213tama on bass...
>>578356337
>>578356352
>>578355757I'll try not to wake up.
>>578356213That skirt on Super Creek is hot.
post something angry
I will find you
>>578356620Whats that supposed to mean...
4 and fuku dies
>you will never be a slumlord near the local racetrack
next jiggo https://jiggie.fun/yB_fBx>https://jiggie.fun/yB_fBxhttps://jiggie.fun/yB_fBx>https://jiggie.fun/yB_fBxhttps://jiggie.fun/yB_fBx
>>578356550Bwo...
>>578356596
>>578356691>you will never get to marry an uma single mother and leech off of your stepdaughter's money when her career actually gets going
See Ya Later is too good so I wouldn't do it but is using Riko actually viable when you're having stam problems in GL?
>>578356963You don't have enough turns to complete two 5 date sequences.
>ywn knock up some rando uma girl and leave to to be a single mother living in poverty
Trainer-san exposé on Tazuna Hayakawa doko
>>578356963If you have stam problems in GL, you need more stam sparks or Creek (if it's Medium/Long)
>>578356916Didn't Spechud's dad ditch her?
Cosmo Jager wins the 1st race (2YO maiden) at Niigata
>>578356352I can't believe mambo's discord cabal actually orchestrated a takeover of the club lol. Literally the scummiest thing that's happened in this general but people barely talk about it
Cool Taro wins the 1st race (2YO maiden) at Chukyo
>ywn knock up Oguri or Tama and force them into single motherhood like their mothers
>>578357471Her biological mother died and Spechud got dumped on her mother's friend rather than her father
>>578357028i probably wont complete 5 dates in my life so i know how it feels
To the Final wins the 1st race (2YO maiden) at Sapporo
>>5783578454 and I kill fuku
>>578357701Wasn't Oguri's dad always working to cover her the cost of all the food she eats?
Yuino Ryugi wins the 2nd race (2YO maiden) at Niigata
>>578356016I dramapost about my own club all the timeIt's fun and my club really doesn't care unless I post chat logs, which I would never do
Maruka Lucas wins the 2nd race (2YO debut) at Chukyo
Is it just me or does med B hurts a lot for backliners on Hopeful Stakes? I keep losing it so much I've started doing the g3 after it just to pass Cafe's fan goal
>>578358174Brickedbro... Mambro...
>>5783579517 and I kill you and impregnate fuku while your cold corpse sits nearby
kingu wuv
Here Comes the Sun wins the 2nd race (2YO maiden) at Sapporo
I can't believe some of you here had the audacity to try to gaslit me into to try to make speed parents prior to GL so that we could "hit speed caps". Luckily i didn't fall for it.
>my trainer is rolling numbers to kill umas again
OK. I'm at my wits end. This is a lot of information and nobody should waste their time on it, I'm not going to be surprised if nobody responds, but I can't get anything to work for this CM.I had a Xoguri (and loathe to run her) but I can't anyways. I don't have parents with End Sparks, and my Mile parents do not fit her at all. They're mediocre at best, and I have zero Ryans or anything that can give me lots of Mile sparks. So that's a no-go. I also don't have any Mr. C.B, e.t.c.I made this Taiki and she has...performed terribly. She's awful. I tested her against other borrowed UMAs and she loses every time. Plus I only have her and this random Suzuka, nothing else. I'll run the Taiki but she clearly doesn't work.I don't have other ideas. Everything I want to run just sucks. I tried to make a runaway Suzuka and I don't know why I did, she does nothing good.Like can someone look at my cards, look at my UMAs and just tell me what you think. I'm just blind and lost. I'm stressed and confused. I don't even want to play. Nothing works out. I suck at this game.Just do note I have terrible parent luck so assume all parents I have are bad to mediocre.Thank you. Also please don't check the other thread I didn't post this here after there because I got no replies.
Zip Spark wins the 3rd race (2YO debut) at Niigata
>>578357845haha sorry if my hands get a little sweaty btw.
>>578350682this is the latest batch of losers
need to change my social media profiles to nishino flower but my sister i tried to fuck like a year ago still follows them all and she's the "umm isnt that shit kinda problematic" type
>>578358494
>>578358515those are literally better than my umas i-is it that bad out there
>>578358283
>>5783579517 and I impregnate you
Vip Wolf wins the 3rd race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at ChukyoIt's good to see Mirco Demuro win, even if it's not a graded race
>>578358296
Fuji Kiseki
4 and we all kill Fuku
CDN to go for Tenno Sho Autumn
>>578358807
>>578358583None of them has notched a single win, and usually they don't finish better than 5th. I cannot make a single ace that even has promise.
>>578358848Horses aren't real
>>578358848>Choke du Nord
I love Rice
7 and you will be kidnapped by Kawakami Princess, tied to a chair, and forced to taking her gorilla grip handjobs every single day, three times a day in order to earn the right to a small home-cooked meal (burnt) and her Uma milk until you eventually break and become a shell of a man that lives to cum and drink milk.
>>578358902I'm in the same boat dude, I made a taiki and she jobbed everything. I feel so awful. It legitimately feels hopeless.
stop getting for 7s. luck isn't real
>>5783590317
Rin wins the 3rd race (3YO maiden) at Sapporo
Wei?
>>578359047>>5783590317 poster...based?
>>578359047Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>578358943I prefer pasta.
What am I in for?
>>578358987In past CMs if I did a room I'd at least see some promise. Maybe no wins, or maybe very rare wins, but they'd be close matches a lot of the time. This time every single race goes the same way. Last spurt begins, all pace chasers and front runners blast off and hit top speed quickly. My lates all hit their accels, and it's as if they're running through quicksand. Not only do they not catch, they lose ground QUICKLY to the paces, and lose by 5+ lengths to the front pack. It's a stark difference from last CM, where my Digitan would hit multiple accels and blast off like a rocket, closing the gap to the leaders almost instantly and resulting in a close race no matter who won.
>>578359280Loose granny pussy.
>>578359228What kind of pasta?
>>578359280I newfound love of older women. Welcome to the cult.
Flatfe
>>578359417The shell ones you can stuff with meat and cheese.
>>578359462cafe sexo cafe impregnation cafe love
TARD umas
>>578359641
Come loopabros, take a seat. I made enough for us all. We deserve it now that we've all finished our parents.
>>578359462Flatsire
>>578359781I'll sit only if you apogize for shizoposting about being kicked
Cardamom wins the 4th race (3YO maiden) at Niigata
>>578359781>now that we've all finished our parentsWhat? I'm still looping for my CM19 GP
>>578359353Yeah, I put my Taiki in something and she just falls behind so bad. Like I have 1604 speed + 160 speed from greens and she just literally can't keep up. No Mile S so I guess that's why...she doesn't stam out at least.
>another double S run with all skills but even worst statsOGLI PLEASE
>>578360000just bot your aces at this point gwo
>>578359781my parents had a set of those plates but they eventually all broke through the years
>>578360158I have a cope set just trying to make better ones
>>578360172those are cheap ass plates from donquit. former esl teacher
>>578360000this is the sort of uma I makenice quads btw
>no mile Agood thing I forgot my late sparks otherwise I would've had to commit to this run
>>578358486Late OG Grass has innate OYL and 20% spd growth so you can just borrow pwr Ruby for Flash Forward and do speed Kita Tachyon + LH + FM and 1 wit card like Daiwa or Marvey. Needs pump inherit from ryan, borrow one with mile sparks and Uma stan and nimble nav if possible. Blue sparks just speed power or stam any can work, even wit since she has 0 wit growth. Lates can also inherit Nishino flower's unique but you don't have her so just use whatever parent looks best for a late surger instead.Other late skills to look for in parents are Racing spirit stamina, pedal to the metal, racing spirit power, latch on, ramp up, tail held high. It will be hard or impossible to find something that has it all so just search for mile sparks usable blue sparks uma stan nimble nav and keep an eye out for the rest.
finally tried an ace run. cant hit anywhere close to 1600 spd w ruby so 3spd it is
>>578358486Those all look better than the aces I have cranked out. You'll do fine.
cm18 status?
>>578358486>I tested her against other borrowed UMAs and she loses every time.which means you'll get to A finals easy
>>578359124but... but im your trainer, pama... i thought we could..
Ask Boom Kiseki wins the 4th race (3YO maiden) at Chukyo
>>578360596It is an invitation, dumbass.
>>578360520It sure is approaching
>>578360503But they lost every single room match man...it didn't work>>578360445Grass does sound smart actually. Someone else mentioned that. She's on my list now, thank you.
>>5783605202 wins / 13 rooms
>>578360457You don't need that much wit
>>578360520not good
>>578360780Oguri image doko
>>578360457There's so few backliner accels that swapping Ruby for 200 speed (still a high roll) and Leap Forward is only a marginal improvement
>>578361195
>>578360620>sundayman and taiki spawnSexy
>no agnes tachyon, nice nature, cb, rubyyeah i think my account is bricked
any other l33t uncs here?
>>578360620>Fap piano
Kowanni Shitagau wins the 4th race (3YO maiden) at Sapporo
>>578361283just borrow them all bwo
I can always make aces tomorrow
>>578361353>mare>Gold Digger
This is Fusaichi Pandora
>>578360739Room matches are 10K+ A finals rooms. Don't worry about it so much.
>>578361520fusulicky pantywhora
>>578361596>>578360535I guess. Maybe. Just seeing no Mile S and no other UMAs to run...but I got some good ideas on what to use.
Cortisol levels really highneed Dia hug
>>578361283some advice that helped for me.don't come to /uma/ around CM time. just build what you can and temper your expectations. this general is full of people that just want to make everyone else feel like shit regardless of how well they do themselves.
>>578361520
>>578361596usually i can hold a little better in rooms thoughmight be combination of no xog + whale card gap is growing and now they have stat headroom with the increased caps + new cards have really good golds
>>578361964>mile Dbwo...
>>578358486If you want to "fix" Taiki (she's not thaaaat bad) don't use NTR speed, the gold skill is not worth it. Use speed Kita Tachyon (tachyon gold is still good) and SR Sweep + LH + FM and borrow wit Nishino for her gold.Parents same thing, borrow a nishino with mile sparks usable blues uma stan nimble navIf you still use a Seiun as 2nd parent don't bother taking her unique skill. Hope the Suzuka steals angling from anyone else I guessDon't bother using sp on skills like savvy focus or medium corners, if you bought them because of leftover sp then you surely can use them on Tachyon and FM gold skills. Try to get Head on somehow, probably from Tachyon hints or from parents, it's extremely good. Getting hint from tachyon throughout the run is really good, they get high discountsFor both aces Mile S is usually the difference between winning and losing
Cecile Brunner wins the 5th race (3YO maiden) at Niigata
>>578361520>>578361903her summer looks are so much better compared to her original one
>>578362134MARUZENSKYYYYYY
>>578361231*slorp*
Tagano Pudding wins the 5th race (3YO maiden) at Chukyo
oh wow ntr thread 404'd
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>>578362665dober is so cutedoubly so knowing her inhibitions/shyness means she'd never commit trainer rape
>>578361903>>578361520She looks like a flashy uma who fucks old men for money
>>578354185I think Rice Shower is insanely erotic and I fantasize about her forcing me to have sex with her against my will through some leaps in logic
>>578362918>flashy uma that fucks MEcorrect
>>578362918well well well....
>>578362898Dober's a chud...
>>578363031bro might ntr but those slacks are pressed clean as fuck
order returned to the umaboard
>>578363156I like to look my best for the ladies.
>>578363031I have an NTR fetish. Sorry to all the trainers with their favourite umas but I nut to them cheating
>>578363229we all do brother
>get tons of skills in a run except the support card gold skills>get the support card gold skills but never get anything from end closer/medium techniques other than shit like tether and I can see right through youPain.
>>578363236it's always fun to see them try to stay in character while playing games
tried borrowing wubyshit's so ass since I had to drop the tach borrowI'm just gonna hope I can make 3 fronts in the 3 days of Machan's dropping
>star blossom>yet another chapter of someone dyingholy shit man, can you fucking do something else? the difference in writing between this and cingray is abysmal
>>578359860Huh? I wasn't kicked...
>>578361520That is my wife.
>>578363306
>>578359942post what you have so far
>>578363352>both wife and groom have baby bumpskino
>>578363568holy filters batman
>thread deletedHAHAHA HAHAHA
>>578359781I haven't even finished looping decent Stamina/End parents for Sweepy for this coming CM
>>578363568Always the hidden uggo face.
>>578363437it's not that bad, bwoif anything, it's too watered down compared to what actually happened in that year. which makes it disappointing since they really seemed to be leaning into the sufferkino angle, but aren't doing it as well as teio's arc in season 2
>>578363291No prob, I'm the one having sex with said umas
>>578363568I'd still want her to sit on my face though
>>578363291Wedding gown NTR is such a fucking turn on. Wish there's a tag for that
>>578363720I'm trying to get some mile sparks to build a Teio but all I'm getting is turf turf turf pace turf pace pace medium turf medium even with rerolls
>>578363571If I can't get a stam/med gp with NN + Stan + Pedal + RSS, I'll have to fall back on this Brian
>>578363751maya says this because she's jealous of doto's fat tits
>>578363352The rare case of wholesome NTR...
>>578363437It's why I hated season 2 of the animeLiterally just>Teio/Queen got injured againAt least the side stories with Bourbon+Rice, Helios + Palmer and Turbo were good
>>578363352>ugly bastard ends up actually having an extremely pure soul and makes for a perfect family mankino
>>578363847Its very specific...
>>578363940Just like me frfr
>>578363851>TurfIsn't that good enough?
Barcarole works fine this CM
https://x.com/Versailles_Farm/status/2090946879601189364You too can get your wedding photos taken with Gimlet, bro, grandpa, and Flash.
>>578363352V won...?
>>578363585>>578363917>>578363940you guys made my night
>>578364191me and umama
>>578363764i can understand it might still be faithful to real life events, but the way they're making it it's just annoying>>578363921i love season 2. i think the main difference here is how accepting of the situation the heroines in SB are. teio didn't take it well and that despair makes it thrilling to watch, even oguri despair arc was enjoyable since both of them got great comebacksbut in SR is like "lol im dying but it's okay everything will be fine", like sure bwo, that's the point of the manga but when it's everyfuckingone doing it, it's just annoying
>>578364106Teio is mile E so she needs 10* mile sparks
>>578364220>a whole week of denied threadshe lost
nexto jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/8LOdY5>https://jiggie.fun/8LOdY5https://jiggie.fun/8LOdY5>https://jiggie.fun/8LOdY5https://jiggie.fun/8LOdY5
>>578364220>came 7,8,9 in that one lobbynyo
>>578364326>came 7, 8, 9 timesgiwtwm
>>578364220The final lobby V will ever host here
>>578364315forgot my image reeee
>>578364429The word is "well endowed"
>>578364429someone's gonna get punished as soon as they're alone
enter, succubus da!
>>578364430Sounds of Ass...
>>578364429fat fuck
>>578364583even the great succubus can't save that manga
>>578364450he hosted two lobbies earlier today desu wa
>>578363921season 2 is peak anime. comparing teio from episode 1 to the finale is incredible and the injuries were all from the horses real career, showing how much the trainer, jockey, owner, etc were all feeling about them mixed with the in universe storytelling that involved turbo and mcqueen even though they hardley ever interacted with teio irl is top tier. get better taste
>>578364054>>578363291
Tsukimi wins the 5th race (2YO debut) at Sapporo
>>578364854This is allowed in Tracen..?
>>578364519her summer event scenes really made me dislike her. But she's still crazy hot, so I might wind up dickpulling her anyway.
teio is a fat ugly chud
>>578364782Where are the results
>>578364934Stop projecting Mackie
>>578364583The only Sakura uma that can't be trained...
>>578364820Do you feel it deeper now that it could happen to you?
>>578365005yes
>>578363437it would be more tolerable if star blossom was releasing chapters more than every 2nd week (with occasional delays)
>>578363869if only it were 2 med...
>>5783650002 absolute beautiesThe other 2 are Bakushit and ChiOHNO
>>578364934she is none of those things you silly billyTeiofags, on the other hand..............
>>578364890
>>578365096Dia gave her too much information
This was surprisingly enjoyable. FM is an adorable dope. Shakur has the patience of a saint and almost makes me want her in game. The other two were largely forgettable albeithttps://youtu.be/zgcXKp-nrds
>>578364820>season 2 is peak animeYeah, no. The best parts of Uma are peak by the standards or a sports shounen anime, not actual anime masterpieces.
>>578365000>can't be trained...yet!odds she cums before tactevens, she cums a year after tact
>>578365096or what?
>>578365360>reddit gate
>>578362918Princess carrying cute umas!
>>578364269>but in SR is like "lol im dying but it's okay everything will be fine", like sure bwo, that's the point of the manga but when it's everyfuckingone doing it, it's just annoyingnot everyone
>>578365360
Can straightaway adept activate twice in this CM
>>578364820i watched it before learning that the events were based on the actual horses so i thought her winning was just dumb anime bullshitthen i was learned it actually happened and rewatched it. it felt special
Did they axtually show Laisu dying in real time yet though?
>>578365453Don't care what you think is reddit or not. People here need to stop pretending that any Uma anime is on the same level as real peak anime. You people have fallen too deep into an echochamber that you think season 2 is on the level of Steins;Gate or Code Geass or something.
Uh oh reddit melty
Hey /uma/, have you finished those parents?
>>578365668It's normal for people here being biased. The anime are great but indeed they aren't top tier, just like Steins;Gate isn't nowhere near the level of Code Geass.
>>578365096I would say yes to Mejiro McQueen in a heartbeat
>>578365779I don't play the game.I just shitpost and fap to umas.
First run with her btw
>>578365549no
Mambo 8:12 When Danchud spoke again to the club, he said, âI am the flatliner of the club. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.â
>>578365779I do in fact have a usable parent for this CM
>>578365360>actual anime masterpiecesPic unrelated because S;G was absolutely not that.
>>578365360most retarded take ever but ok
>>578365921the only uma to do this to me (onsen on first career) so far is the retardi don't know how to feel about that
>>578365779I just realized barcarole works fine this CM so I have to remake everything again
>>578365360holy fuck I hate you steins cucks so fucking much its unreal
Now that's a keeper!
>>578365668>people like thing 1>they browse a forum dedicated to a game of thing 1>they like thing 1 and talk about it like it's the best thing in the world>WHY DO YOU THINK THING 1 IS GOOD THING 2 IS BETTERAre you a toddler?
it keeps happening
>>578365313you only say that because V likes them lol
>>578366072>>578366029Quit your seething God damn. I play this game but I don't pretend horse shit is a masterpiece and you don't need to delude yourself into it either.
>>578366149soup sounds nice
>>578365360>fucking steins gate of all thingspost death note and sao while youre at it holy reddit
>>578366007gwo your distance...
more like steins shit, never watched that crappa and never will
>>578358496I'm looking forward to his next races.
>>578366154They're just bland regardless of the fat flip's existence.
>>578366082what happened how did it come to this
>>578366192You can tell none of these people have even watched SG or something on that level in probably a good decade or so, probably just sustained themselves with Demon Slayer JJK and gacha stories since 2015.
please stop mixing /vn/ with my /uma/
>>578366274I always check the fanbase of an anime, show or movie and decide to watch after seeing how brainrotten they are, and I'm usually correct when I eventually see it and it's just slop recycling old concepts and the fans are just impressionable little shits
Anyone else get random SS+ trash runs from GL or am I specifically just trash? I either get a like nice UG6 or UG9 or an SS+ and I'm wondering if its because I'm bad, or if this is expected. Like a perfectly normal run just popping out a MANT UMA.
>>578366408
Binge-watching all three seasons of Log Horizon with Mejiro McQueen
>>578366192dont worry I wont speak with a guy who posts steins gate any further
>>578365660no because I saved her
>>578366082>>578366467
>>578366414The Sopranos is better than all the animes mentioned in this thread and you don't see me autistically screeching about it
>>578358515>>Leap Forward/Lightning Surge without OYLbro did not watch the WITGAWD tutorial
umamusume pretty derby is the third best game ever
>>578365360I needed to be reminded that these people exist today
For me, it's Ojamajo Doremi.The only 10/10 anime.
>>578366458Please respond. I'm going to cry.
>>578366649I'm willing to agree only if one of the other two is party dash
>>578366606they wouldn't know a good show if it hit them ova their head
>>578366445but uma musume is a vn with horse racing added in
another babu sale is going onhttps://www.youtube.com/live/3SmLL8ph8As
>still /a/ raid 12 hours laterWhen will this thread get better
I liked the expanse a lot until the last season
Did a year of uma made you expose yourself to other actual horse related content? Be it watching horse races of your favorite uma musume or going balls deep to keiba, maybe even playing horse games and such.
Thanks shitty game
>>578366809that's how chads treat this game
I'm gonna loop lane movement on mcqueenshe needs the extra steps
>>578366154i felt ntr was a boring uma long before that schizo showed up. Shes literally the worst char in her own movie.
>>578366458yeah GL is kinda swingy like thatbut SS+ is also comparable to fanless auto runjust saying
>>578367037So...I'm just...shit?...I see...thank you...
my face doesn't have an umamusume sitting on it kill me
>>578366843Never
>>578365604the announcer let her (IRL his) biases come out and was reprimanded, so fucking peak. Everyone lost their fucking minds when Teio won, it was absolutely unexpected. God I love Uma Musume because of this. So many incredible racing stories, so much sovl in them, too. If you had told me in June 2025 that I would become interested in keiba......I wouldn't have believed you. But here I am crying over Orfevre's last Arima Kinen race because fuck you I'm not crying you're crying. BURN THIS MOMENT INTO YOUR EYES fuck me
>>578366951Fuck off /uma/jpStop turning everyone here into irl gambling degenerates
>>578367029I don't know how someone doesn't see Ayabe as the most interesting character from that series
>>578367054She looks...cute.
>>578366791This scene was so disappointing when I finally watched it.
>>578366985How helpful is lane movement compared to velocity skills? For example, if I somehow had enough skill points and hints to either take Lane Legerdemain or Outer Swell but not both, yes I'm comparing a gold to a normal, which should I get?
>>578367268outer swell
Fier Chanter wins the 6th race (3YO maiden) at Sapporo
>>578366951I feel a bit restless about Lovcen's triple crown now
>>578367159For me it's the Tahbo racesYeah he lost way more than what he won, but damn I now envy the ones who went to see those races and the joy they could feel when he actually won
on planet uma retard maybe
>>578366951It made me watch the Kentucky Derby for once in my life
>>578367073noyou're just bot tier sometimesyou can be worse than a bot
>>578367105They smell bad, don't want that.
>>578367268lane movement isnt real outside of front combo and nsm
>>578367407The hero reads a truly disturbing passage!
>>578367326Can staygold bloodline just die out already
>>578367183only interesting character from that series*
>>578367407I mean clankers got plat titles last cm, something some fools doing aces with manual runs couldn't
season 2 is great anime
>>578367326Maguin mentioned!
>>578367183Ayabes the only one i really liked. I consider it the worst of the uma animes tho.
>>578367545true!
>>578366641Oh, my first Dia had that combo. It doesn't matter.
ayabby!
>>578367428Stinks good.
>>578367572yes
>>578367572everyone is saying this
>>578366154She's the most generic and boring of the Umamusume anime protagonists. If we remove the avatartranny from the equation she's not worth loving or hating.>>578367183This. >>578367268They work like a velocity skill IF your uma is actually changing lanes during the rotation. The DD PP IgWit combo is all that lane movement is really used for because DD forces a lot of lane movement to happen. Take Swell.
Kill gays
>>578367428>>578367667Stop it I don't want to cum again today
>>578367454Tabaru will win the bog DAHBY trust the umaplan
>>578367358can you imagine being an IRL Taahbofag and seeing that retarded horse actually win? Instead of gassing out the way he usually did? I would have lost my goddamn mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H35qefpa5XEjust look at this shit, the anime turned it into a 1:1 adaptation, hell even the announcer is saying the same words, because it's that kino.
>>578367667>>578367428>>578367748Uma ass sweat is good for you
>>578367667Stinkos fat ass...
>>578367748Already jerked off three times today, tbqh.
>>578367860Bro your zinc...
>>578367829>stallion
I need to play the game today instead of just looping
>>578367183
>>578367814the fact that turbo never even saw teio or mqueen only ran one race with him irl is why I have nothing but respect for how well written S2 is
>>578367640idk I thought season 3 was total ass
>>578367927Keep looping
>danchou x danchou yaoi
>>578367640I like it better than Beginning of a New Era. That one crammed too much content into too little time to do any of it well. Opera O's perfect year and Cafe's Kikkuka Sho both get tossed into little 30 second asides.
>>578368067you were supposed to die today, rice flashback when
>>578368067SEX ShowerRice SEXRaisu SEKKUSU
>>578367814>>578368036Makes me tear up every time
>>578367159it's kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq37KWEP3z8
>start working on 3 aces after gigalooping>all 3 aces get mile S on the first runIt's so easy to get distance S now
ayaybers story wasn't done by the end of the show the game career finished it nicely
>>578368067Steamed Rice!
>my trainer is dropping acid and listening to psychedelic rock
>>578368039it is indeed assthis anon is baiting youyou absolute foolrate my haiku
>>578368294Why he's 80 he's gonna die at this rate
>>578367428>>578367667>>578367829uma assor umass if you will
>men!!!
how do you train a late/end with 0% speed bonus for this next CM using Ruby? seems impossible
>>578368395>misandrist
>>578367159shame whorefever is a boring character
>>578368390So true.
>>578368390massive umass
>>578368395UMA
i didn't ass
>>578368446Slander.>>578368440You have to cut a wit.
>>578368305considering you didn't follow the 5-7-5 structure your haiku is also assbut I probably was also baited so we suffer together
ok but who deserves season 4 of uma?
C hours
>>578368039s3 is just very dull, but dia is super cute and kitas decent eye candy at least. Shes a bit generic too unfortunately. top road is genuinely bad.
>>578368518>hagNo
>>5783684403 speed + ruby+ LH + 1wit and wit sparks i tried it and still get sub1k wit
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/8LOdY5>https://jiggie.fun/8LOdY5https://jiggie.fun/8LOdY5>https://jiggie.fun/8LOdY5https://jiggie.fun/8LOdY5
>>578368586hmm do oguri again
>my trainer brought AC/DC's entire discography to our training session
>>578368395>dober after tasting dick once
>>578368586Nobody, continuing that timeline would be retarded
cygames' own horse
>>5783685862009-11 mares
>>578368575it-is-in-deed-assthis-an-on-is-bait-ing-youyou-ab-sol-ute-fooldont fuck with me whats wrong with it I watched the last airbender god dammit
>>578368785I love yapping reactions
>>578368143era has amazing animation going for it, tho i will never understand making pokke a mc..For me its cingray s1 > uma s2 > cin s2 > bnw ova > era > s3 > top road
>>578368870
>>578368586daiwa-vodka
>>578368586sweepy deserves an entire season of her having sex with Trainer fully voiced and animated
>>578368586donna or orferve but they deserve a movie or something more than cingrey shonnen structure. or they would make good race antagonists like opera does
>>578368854I'm drunk forgive you're actually correctLeaves of the vine
40 rooms later, finally one of my girls won one.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=vmlMaMPypFtS4h8zP5yMb2JzIt just required hitting literally every accel at the perfect time and still only barely beating a xog. Oh, and the xog didn't proc festive miracle. I hit every acceleration known to man, the xog missed their main accel, and I still barely squeaked a win. This shit is absolutely fucked beyond repair.
>>578369041you are forgivenyou suffer being baitedbut this time alone
>>578369089I bought some sausages and when I asked where she wanted my sausage (the office, the park or cafeteria) she did that gesture what does it mean
>>578369003Orfevre has good episodes that I'd like to see animated such as the Hanshin Daishoten and the deathbed kid. Those would make an absolute character plots for an antagonist
>>578369003the main character would have to be Verxina. Donna is unfathomably strong and wouldn't work as a protag for the same reason Kitasan didn't.
>>578368941No yuri >>578369003>jobbed to fucking Gold Ship
After almost 1 month of looping this is the best thing I got
>>578368586I was planning to bring this up, but with OVAs. There are three I really want:>Rudolf, CB, and Ace. Possibly add another 80's uma or two>Goldship, Orfevre, and Gentildonna. The TV anime already euthanized Golshi so it has to be OVA, but they've got a ton of G1 wins, some really dramatic losses, a trip to France, a national tragedy, 12 billion yen, Triple Crown vs Triple Tiara, just so much good material.>Scarlet x Vodka. Great two way rivalry arc, characters are already established in the anime but their RL career races haven't been touched yet. Aston Machan.
>>578369236But that is very good
extreme umass plapping
>>578369296urarass
>>578369296>brat
>>578369367neck yourself pedo.
>>578369171I want to perishEmbarassed on the generalMy time has arrived
>>578368876You forgot TV S1.
>>578369449you didn't?
>no one suggested a taiki anime
>>578369540>Dan Crenshaw got reincarnated as an uma.
>>578369570because taiki is a stupid caricature and she only works as a background character
>>578369434You're a fucking fagI did not want to know youplease do kill yourself
>>578369434>em-bar-assed-on-the-gen-er-al
>>578369570Because it'd be hentai and that's a no-no
Misa Biscuits wins the 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Sapporo
>>578368482damn listen to them scream, holy shitcan you imagine being there? I wasn't even 5 years old........
>>578369689>>578369668
>>578368586Gold Ship, not seeing her (his) most kino wins is being fucking robbed. Simple as.
>>578369668you think I want thisTwenty four seven you're herefuck you fuck you fuck
>>578369746i love mind your biscuits' name
>>578369782would taiki do wellcomposing foreign haikus?or is she too dumb?
>>578369925Shit graphicsShit uma
Alright listen up - the CM team filed by Tazuna lists me, my 2 aces, but only 1 of you. First one to talk gets to on the team. Who is it going to be?
>>578369560I think it's underrated. They borked Spe's story, but it explains a lot of racing basics you need to understand what's happening, but other anime assume you already know. It also had really good gags like Goldship tying a pink ribbon on McQueen's tail and Super Creek cheating in the donut eating contest.
>>578369925cute graphics cute uma
>>578370125creek villain and cheater twice
>>578369959I am a burgerand I am drinking whiskeyI am thinking not
>>578369367Live loliconGOD
>>578368876for me itsS2>RttT>BoaNE>cingrey 1-2>the rest in any orderspechud is my favorite but holy shit does S1 suck, thankfully the in game story does wonders for her. I didnt like how races went from 3-4 minutes in an episode to spanning across episodes in cingrey, really took me out of it compared to how quick and decisive the characters felt in other portrayals. cutting to people watching in the stands explaining the race and having mid race flashbacks like it was naruto really sucked
>>578368586Yanko. She'll be the first all dirt MC.
>>578370208>hugging a Kentuckian Kill yourself
>>578370434They haven't umafied enough of Yanko's competition yet. When they do a dirt season chances are very high it'll be Tarumae and Rickey, or mayyyyyybe Falco and Transcend.
What wins more often: better stats or better skills? Are 3 extra golds enough to offset 300 speed?
i wish i was a cool as special week
>>578370434>Forever Fraud
>>578369084gz beast
>>578370125
A fine vintage wineI DO LOVE OLDER WOMENMaruzensky sex!
>>578370615>no eggs
feng Shui says that the lucky direction is towards tomakomai
>>578370091uokka has a chance to win sometimesscarlet will never beat anything
Why are there four threads up?
>>578370771?
>>578370705Rickey would never say this.
Where is she?
anons use haikusto discuss anime girlsthis is a fun thread
Roll the numbers gameEight and Rickey is the bestFour and Fuku dies
>>578370615>>578370694Reckless nakadashi with hags
>>578369570>starts out injured>wins and wins and wins>shows up overweight to her last two races>somehow places 1st and 3rd (no time difference from 1st)Boring anime. Rejected.
>>578370827Fucking ugly bastards
>>578370903I'm not ugly or a bastard...!
>>578370827she brought her trainera guest on little saint jamesshe is on the list
>>578369449meant to put it after era. Carried by suzu.
>>578369570It's because everyone knows a Smart Falcon anime is the only real option
>>578370979Release the Epsatono files
I forgot to view pearl's free story chapters
>>578370903She's not fucking me.
Thanks for existingbeloved /uma/dacchisThis is a nice bread
MFW the stupid shitposty Wedding Curren I gave 564 and Adored By All as her only Gold has my only fucking win in two dozen room races. As a front runner. She hit it at exactly the right time + Hesitant Front. She isn't supposed to fucking win.I needed a reason to use this great image>>578354185Threesome with Bobo and Laisu
We fucked
>>578368649using wit sparks seems dubious. I dont even train power with Ruby I just bring 1 wit card and inherit power still and accept 800-900 wit
Just how important is 18* stamina going forward? Obviously it's a huge help right now but do we need it for Grand Masters?
>>578371212Did she make you wear a kigu?
>>578371189Shut up retard
>>578368586Personally i think they should just really go for a light hearted anime and stop trying to make a serious story, or at least off/on. I want more like the bnw ova, bua whole season.
a jiggie in threadsits unfinished, forgottenwill jiggers rise up?https://jiggie.fun/8LOdY5>https://jiggie.fun/8LOdY5https://jiggie.fun/8LOdY5>https://jiggie.fun/8LOdY5https://jiggie.fun/8LOdY5
>>578371189Thank you, TurboI want to ruin your wombuntil you're pregnant
hey
>>578354532
>>578371502gey
>>578371190https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=6QC0QJYO4UplpcVYKqK2MfrHShe didn't even fucking use Angling & Scheming
>>578371583how is that nigga going to eat that?
>>578368586Buena Vista and Red Desire
>>578371307Just Dober's socks to spice things up and for the extra olfactory experience
>>578371926why are there 3 socks
>>5783720402 she's wearing and one you came in
>>578368941don't forget about Machan!
>>578370561Please halp. My CM depends on it...
>>578371376>they got the jiggie guy
Rouge Vivace wins the 8th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Sapporo
>>578372129Why is McQueen such a slut compared to the other Mejiros?
>>578372129sry bwo i don't help ppl here anymore, ask in the other thread
>>578372121plastic masks cant hideman children playing dress uptrue degenerates
>>578370561300 speed is just way too much anon.
Run is going welluntil support chain eventfrequency shows up
>>578372216But the /jp/fags don't play the game and this is the only thread on the 'log
>>578354185my precious wives Bourbon and Rice
>>578372129speed > skillsyou can give up at most 100 speed from cap
>>578372129I can't answer your question because if I have shit stats and good skills, or good stats and shit skills I just go back to the mines.
>>578372308I like this meme
>>578369236bretty good ggp
>>578372306just buy falco's song
+1 speed
>>578372292Just realized my math was wrong, it is only like 150 speed. Mile S vs 3 golds would have been a better way to pose the question.
>>578370405I really liked their portrayal of the 1988 Kikkasho, but generally it was an exception. I can't stand the hotblooded shounen treatment CG's races got.Fucking THE ZONE.Fuck off.
>>578372325I make my aces incrementally. If I get something good enough I mark it and move onto another ace. Once I have 3 I go back and try to make the others better.
>>578372497i also disliked the zoneif they kept the special effects i wouldn't have minded it but having the characters talk about the zone and make it sound like a superpower was too much
>>578372682Kuroko Basket ahh vibes
Dude weed lmao
I don't care about the CMI'm finally getting the parents I needTo get Haru to win the Arima Kinen
100 children
>>578372497>>578372682t. Zonelets
uma who enters the zone when umapyoing her trainer
>>578372314
how tuff is this card?https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30133-hishi-akebono
>>578372807Haru can win Arima with like C/D affinities, it's really not that crazy.But if you want a REAL challenge...
I think this is the best loopa I'll get bros... Tell me it's ok not to have groundwork...
>>578373109Minimum for fronts at this point are groundwork, dodging danger, prudent positioning and ignited wit...
>>578373109It's NOT okay to not have groundwork, tail held high and dodging danger
>>578373193Nyo...
Imagine if Daiwa Scarlet was the type of uma that'd rape her trainer and smother with her fat knockersHaha
>>578372650what is she scheming?
>>578372496Can you post your uma?
>>578372909daughter
>>578373256You can for sure get something better if you borrow one of the cracked parents floating around
>>578373376I need to breed your daughter
>>578373278>imagine
>>578373278>ifBwow???
>>578373303wrestling with trainer
>>578373278She raped her trainer during the school festival and hotspring ending, what do you mean?
>>578373590Who does Kris S appeal to
narita brian humiliation arc starts in star blossom
>>578373379Got any codes?
>>578373790This is my finisher move btw
>>578373849We will be there for Brian's downfall.
>>578372497>>578372682da zone is not real
>>578373849Who cares about Star Flopssom lmaoUma manga that isn't Cinderella Grey might as well just be fillers
I'm 50 minutes away from her casual outfit
>>578373846Me
>>578373824umas can't rape though
>>578374024All that training for a shirt that says "HAM"
>>578374186Hamburger?
Blue Jay wins Clover Sho (Open) at Sapporo
>go through the last minute ace building >get hit with the high roll of a life time>latter part of senior year got low rolled to hellBarely had enough skill points to throw in a recovery skill but thatâs Ayabe done. Time for Amazon
>>578373916What's happening here
I'm so tired of shitmamo crap. Bitch jobbed 3 g3 races in a row, with 800 speed 400 stam 700 pow and 600 speed. Useless ratfuck. I want to delete this useless whore from my account. If only oguri could eat that little shit for real.
>>578373858Try 857634316524
>>578374660That's mean. I wish I could take Tama from you because I want her.
>>578374660>playing manuallyShiggy diggy
I want to rape Scarlet so much She's so fucking hotAnd her voice is so erotic
>>578374450>End Sweep
>>578374591Uhm wrestling?
this thread is so shit right nowi'm going to the other one
>>578374893>he thinks he can rape an uma musume
>>578375070I wonder why they gave Dantsu a huge mouthHer mouth is unsually big compared to the rest
>>578375138So she can eat cheese better
>>578375070I'm sure someone in the world of uma made drugs that would weaken umas and make them similar to human womenAnyway, Scarlet needs to get mating pressed by me
>>578370694yeah not with THAT attitude
Derb
>>578375212succubus>>578374186Mihono's hams...
>>578375318Derby?
....what's that, you say? what turned me into a Suzukafag eight years ago?oh...nothing much, really
>>578374893This but instead of rape it's consensual passionate lovey-dovey sex
>>578374735Holy moly thanks anon
>>578375375Her autistic running style?
Halloween costume photo shoot time! Wahey! You're looking way grammable, Palmster! I'm gonna snap a few!"Whoa! The set, the costume qualityâthis is the real deal! We're gonna have so much fun!""Say less, girl! You're killing that devil costume! A trillion points!"What's the word for it again? Right, you're be-witching! The older sister look is totally your vibe, Palmster. "Now get ready, it's photo time! Give me your best devil impression!""Uh, impression? That's kinda embarrassing...""Girlboss, just send it! Pretend you've got greed on the mind and you're gonna take what you want!""Take, huh? Okay, I'll give it a shot!""Hey little snack, you're smelling kinda sweet. I think I'm gonna give you a little nibble... "
I need Windy NOW!!!
Windy a cute
>>578375351
>>578375375>people crying about El stealing Spe's win>radio silence on Suzuka stealing Sun Visor's open race winWhy are uma "fans" so hypocritical?
PUT THE MILE S IN THE BAG NOW
>>578375463didn't readpalmer owes me sex
>>578375318DahD-DahbDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>578375565Late Surger SFinal offer
>>578375594
Cave Pearl wins Nagaoka Stakes at Niigata
>>578375541I am gonna run her for the med and long CM. I dickpulled her
>>578375429
>>578375737>dickpull>one of the most unsexy uma
>stream switched away from the potential DHwtf
>>578375737She's so hot
>>578374660why are you racing g3s for one. Youre retarded if not pace for 2. Tams ult is amazing in career. I once went 36/36 undefeated w/ friggin C mile during mant. You're an awful toreina
Whait what? Where did I get this?I'm newcutie, you know did they give one for free?
>>578375846Tickezo is cute and sexy. I would marry her on the spot and if you dont see that your the big gey
How much speed does this taishin have?Is it 1641? Or am I doing my math wrong here? She also has lone wolf. Also worth getting lets pump or just skip it? Been testing her out and feels like she doesnt really need it but maybe im wrong lol.
MAKWEEN
>>578375958since 1anni
pulls in this game can be so weird. I pulled 200 on smaru and got neither. Finally get sexchud on a cheeky attempt for doto (nearly 1k pulls later tech)
>>578376037Holy now i definitely will have insane Ramonu
>>578373323Was doing a manual career and missed your post
>>578376148What about your shards? You should have a lot by now
>>578376031
>>578376198No, i have like 7 shards
>>578375846you may be letting her voice and personality cloud your judgment. Ticket is crazy sexo.Or you're gay.
Rhino wins Obu Tokubetsu at Chukyo
>steampunk ticket has nimble navigator and slick surge events and comes with downhill accelis she not a top runner for this CM? feels like it was made for her kit
>>578376270>ticket wins the DAHBY >gives you the sweatiest and sloppiest paizuri + fellatio in the locker room afterwards >Mcqueen forced to smell your scent on Tickezo and vice versa during practice
Smooching the dabhy
>>578376272>horse race>Rhino winsThis should not be allowed.
>>578376270>>578376490I'm not falling for Tickezo propaganda
>>578376158I'd take left
>>578376594So you donât want to see Ticket super embarrassed during sex and cry midway through it because sheâs so happy? UWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>578376594But she is super cute
>>578376272mmmmmm based hero animation should be the trainer getting gored
Asu Miru wins the 10th race (2026 WORLD ALL-STAR JOCKEYS 1ST LEG) at Sapporo with Yutaka Take as his jockey
>>578376741LETS GOOOOOOOOO
Correction: All umamusume are cute and precious
Whining SHITit
>>578376885Dont call her that...
>>578376790marvey....
Kissies?
>>578377056Fuck off, be gay somewhere else
>>578376741WORLD STAR GET THE CAMERA
Am I supposed to use a lower LB Ruby instead of MLB so that she doesn't land in power too much?
>>578377139yes you need to borrow a 0LB Ruby
>>578377139You were supposed to skip Ruby, bwo
>>578377139If you are slotting in a power card you might as well train power you big baka
>>578371560I like small uma bodies
>>578377101
>>578377360thanks anon ill take power training>+11 power>+10 stamina
I'm intimidated by big horses...
>>578377512It stacks up over a career and the power/stam bonuses actually do something for once.
>>578371560>>578377468
>>578377605you don't have infinite turns anon. the more you press the shitty +21 stat power training, the less you're stepping on speed/wit
Kawakami Princess winning condition is hitting NSM + her ult, AFTER successfully OYL + lightning surge
>>578377660blobbed
>>578377660So many nose losses...
Im bworny tonight....
no one would want to fuck the Taabo
Shonan Xanadu wins the Toki Stakes (Listed) at Niigata
>>578377703Just bee yourself man. But if you bring a card to just to get the skill and not even trying to train the stats, thats pretty dumb. You can also just do the old reliable power training in summer
>>578377660>>578377740Sprint kino
Only 3 more days until the unbrickening, bros.
>>578374024no idea who to do next, still have to do aces and all the FUN fronts that I own still don't have their outfits
>>578377761I do
I love how translating jap tweets will end up in articulated interpretations while some runes end up lost and the translator returns a very different outcome of said runes
>>578377836Build the best Bobo for the med CM
>>578377836Is this Genuine new hors supposed to be Fujikiseki's imouto?
>>578377836Now you aim for 1B fans.
>>578377804Only third rate trainers will roll for Maru/Fine
I would be fucked without my own 9/6 stam parents bros
>>578377916not even the server can farm that many
>>578375350>>578377604>>578377836Bourbon is in fact, very cute.
>>578377982Wait till we get JP fan events. Things will get absurd real quick
>>578378049Proofs?
>>578378049>>578378103Right HERE
>>578376293Holy Titckets
>>578377936And those who dont are likely fourth rate or worse!
>>578378169Okay that checks out. Bobo is cute
>>578377936You WILL spend your precious carrats on the 7th Fine Motion banner
Piemanson wins the Iga Stakes at Chukyo
THE IMAGE LIMIT
>>578377660Is there a compilation of lines for the Uma race announcers? There's a special one for when a significant amount of the field is relatively equal at the last stretch but I can't remember it off the top of my head.
>>578378291Another W for Princess Fighter fans!
>>578378169>>578378049What am I supposed to tell Bourbon's dad? I accidentally groomed her
*steals your image slot*
>can't run kitasan black in grand concert because I have no stamina cards for her and she has a mandatory 3200This is sad.
>>578378369"You daughter calls me daddy too"
Middle schooler titties.
>>578376293nah she's for the DAAHBY
>>578378371SPECHUD HATE
>>578378416The best kinda titties
>>578378416>this rude body is in the same grade/ division as Mayano, Sweep, Nishino and BikoPe
>>578377804I held out for 6 months with my 1lb fine. I'd assumed id have much worst luck rolling the umas i wanted, but im chillin at like 145k w/ 3 selectors and 2 uncap gems. >inb4 i'm lucky to get 1 of each
>>578378416I was gonna post an image of her in a swimsuit but then you got >>578378467 instead
what now...
>>578378223>>578378275>already have MLB fine and marunyo thanks
>>578378576GET MAMBO'D
>>578378625you will finish the bread
>>578378652NYOOOOOOOOO
>>578378496Isn't Marvelous in there too
(Image of Symboli Kris Sex)We need to accelerate faster
>>578378723Need brown umanko...
>>578378748me too....
Can't Wait wins the 11th race (2026 WORLD ALL-STAR JOCKEYS 2ND LEG) at Sapporo with Norihiro Yokoyama (Gold Ship's jockey) as his jockey
Well post more so I make a new one
>>578378840Who was the fallen jockey?
>>578378840Maguin mentioned!
I'm really bad at making conversation out of nothing tbdesu
>>578378997Its a start
>image limit reachednyooooooo
>>578378932Pretty sure it was Kohei Matsuyama (Daring Tact's and Lovcen's jockey)
>>578378723Chocolate umas... My biggest weakness...
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
post the butter nOW
7 and I rape the next baker
>>578378997*places hand on thigh*
>>578379117I'm not baking anymore...
I am baking
>>578379146*reveals meat scepter*
>>578379117Now I wont
>>578379046I hope he's okay, he looked really bad at that moment
>>578379272>>578379272>>578379272
How do make my xitter uma timeline avoids showing me posts made by subhumans? Is blocklist the only way? I chose the not interested in this shit it barely does anything
>>578378997The trick to this is to use their appearance to make the conversation, but make sure it's positive. If they also want to talk, it'll go well. If they replied with no desire to continue, then just disengage safely. For example, you see someone wearing an Umamusume pin then use that. >"That's a cool Umamusume pin, bro. How are your preparations doing this CM?"
someone counterbake i'm not using a jp uma thread
>>578379334Well yeah I can do that, but that's not making conversation out of nothing.I met my best friend in college by talking to him about his Zelda bag
>>578379420>but that's not making conversation out of nothingBut that's it though. You just perceptionmaxx and use that to talk.
