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she wobble on my meat 'till I spermy
first for Orange laying huge eggs
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
mayor holiday casually walking down the street soaked in blood from her head to her pants
>>578325209Hooman!
Hometown Woman Knocked Out At The Arby's Under The Bell
Is this it?My... wobblethread? It's beautiful.
>>578325370Why does she look like a Courage the Cowardly Dog character
>>578325479blood AND velvet (from her antler shed)
I've seen multiple posters inquire about the minecraft server and say they want to play but i've been on every evening for a fortnight and noone ever joins so SOMEONE is lying... it's lonely...
!!!ATTENTION PEOPLE OF UTG!!!ONLY SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT THE GAMES IN THIS THREAD!!!TRANSGRESSORS WILL HAVE THEIR FEET TICKLED TONIGHT BY FRIEND!!!
>>578325683Because Weaver has good taste?
Why don't we demand toby to write about GOOD straight relationships?
>>578325791fuck minecraft we should have an abiotic factor server
Where is the pickle in Asgores fridge? Chapter 5 sucks because we didn't get pickle Flowery
>>578325479Damn I didn't know periods could get so bad thought Noelle.
hey schizoswhy does flowey's dialogue portrait have color on it, but blue's is entirely black and white. answers?
i love my sissy wife
How I sleep knowing we, yes WE, HATE sharter 5 here
Mewmew’s charred and pickled butthole~
>>578325990>we, yes WETiktok speak detected
>>578325951Uhhh toby decided to throw out any idea of rules
>>578325951you mean the eyes? Toriel also has colors in her portrait, it's nothing special.
>>578325895Back when they were coming up for chapter 5 ideas in 2020 pickle rick was a funny joke at the time. The kids wouldn't get it now, so it was cut.
>>578325951*pushes glasses up bridge of nose* tch, heh, I think you mean FloweRy.
>>578325990tried to do a chapter 5 replay but ended up like this (real story)
>>578326116Pickle Rick wasn't funny then but has looped back around to being the funniest shit Ive ever seen
>>578325370Look up ''kiwi bird egg'' and be traumatized. in other news, why do lesbians insist on dating women that look like ugly men? (I don't got any ugly susies saved, so this has to do)
>>578326074but flowery keeps his eyes closed so you dont see it or perhaps because he suffers severe astigmatism
>>578324420anon it was written poorly in ch2, it continued being bad whenever mentioned after.it's:>always out of pocket>noelle will turn on a heel to get close to susie>noelle will also remind you that you do not matter to her while nostalgia-baiting you hard enough to think you have chances to get what you lost.>the entire suselle part is written in such a way that isolates kirs from everyone and that he'll be the lonely creep he was at the start of ch1 again.>all of his friends are GREAT friends with eachother>and they forget you - the one who became their friend and made them friends with one another.>would you still like your ship if it was as poorly written?anon, i wouldn't write as artificial unless i'd want people to have deadpools on when either character croaks.the entire game is a feast, but every suselle segment is like biting down on a cod liver oil capsule.
>>578326116The game has minecrap references
>>578325895his fat fuckin gut dawg
>>578326275Pickle Rick is a funny idea, but it's also one of the worst episodes of the show and presages the worst elements of the following seasons.
>>578326394>bringing the bad old argument to new threadsuselle buckbroke this boy
Noelle used to get a huge boner when Dess' antlers shed and bled everywhereone time she gathered up some of the velvet and tried eating some but it was too gross
>>578326206Did sharter 5 finally found the cure for insomnia?! Click this [hyperlink] to find out!
>>578325960doomy whooms~
>>578326305Why dont women who look like ugly men want to date me…
>>578326305Kiwi Bird Egg EMPOWERS me to greater heights of desire for Orange eggs, you absolute fool! That is PRECISELY what I want to see!
>>578326563if it makes you happy, i aborted my weird route just to watch kris suffer.i hope the seeds are for his suicide so he can go full chara and piss himself.
>>578325960me 2
>>578326275I don't think about the show much anymore but I'm glad it kept Adult Swim on life support barely long enough to get purchased by another big corporation via Warner Bros/Turner/Cartoon Network being acquired again. In my version of the 2030s that sucks less than it will in reality they bring back Venture Bros. and Metalocalypse and give the superjail/ballmastrz guy another show. ...said Fell Alphys who is a westaboo instead of weebhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV6U7ZlPKEA
Itd be really hot if Dess was actually pretty ugly and less feminine than Azzy/Kris
>>578326724kris... my friend...
What if kris killed himself between ch5-6 and we just dont find this out because we're still piloting his corpse? We just made the, lack of a better word, transition into having our own Vessel and dont find out for most of the chapter
>>578326781I know what you are
>>578326781is this mettaton
>>578326769I always got the impression that the Holidays and Dreemurs are fairly young because they got married in college and had kids soon after. Carol probably had Dess around 25 or earlier.
my beeeaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuttiiiiiffullllllll fucked up mentally ill twink husband. fun fun fun in the sun sun sun chilling on the beach with chara lathering their body in sunscreen oh ho ho ho how wonderful
>>578326865it seems cool but i feel like ralsei would know and point it out
>>578326628you forgot how susie eats literal garbage and doesn't bathe.
>>578326907i like him
I love fish
>>578326781I hope she's excited to have sex with him because he's crossdressing, but that artstyle tells me that she's excited to whore him out while he cries because he's getting raped.
>>578325990Why is his left leg so tiny, is this what happens when you skip leg day?
>>578327032i loooooove him
>>578326975She's just like Power from Chainsawman...
>>578326936Ralsei would know but I dont think he'd say anything because, imagine trying to tell that to Susie. At best she freaks the fuck out and no longer has the will to be a hero, at worst she goes>"Heh, dead? What are you talking about, Kris is right there! Seems a bit tired sure, but they're clearly here."
>>578326781me and you might be the same breed
>>578326975SEXO i could fix her
>>578326781she is pretty hot but i'm too much of a futafag to beat off to straight porn
>>578326907Can charafags explain the appeal of Chara
>/sus/>/doe/has there ever been a thread for ralsei?
>>578327232nuh-uh, this ass is for noelle now.we hecking support the gay subploat here on the YOU-TEE-GEEkris will watch from the chair or whatever.
>>578327067lack of leg day + no creatine
Alphysknight...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9a4ilv8r2g
>>578327341It's called /utg/, but we let the other characters stay here out of charity.
>>578326897They seem older to me
>>578327330No personality so they can project
>>578326409Minecraft is still very popular.
>>578325791my minecraft updated and i lost and forgot the ip
>>578327341You are in it.
>>578327423truke
>>578327341there should be
>>578327537i launched minecraft bedrock edition for the first time and holy fuck is this shit gay as christopher street day>market for shitty pixel things that i used to draw for free in photoshop to make skinsfinally it makes sense they are cutting support for java.
>>578326394This is only bad writing if it's unintentional, which I seriously doubt. What would be the point of Noelle having a forced long "hey Kris lets be friends again!" scene followed up by her avoiding or shitting on Kris to get dino pussy every other time. The game even spells it out for you with Kris' only friends, Dess and Asriel, ignoring him to suck face. Kris feels bad. Youre supposed to feel bad too. Only retarded Susellefags still think Toby is a yurifag who sees this as a happy situation and not suffering.
>>578327330i'm not exactly a charafag but i like evil smarmy boys and that's normally how fanart portrays him. the thought of him treating asriel like a pet is nice too
>Will never be able to draw as good as asian artistsShould I plan my suicide this far in advance already?
>>578326736Ballmastrz was so fucking good. Probably the only reason Ive seen art of a shota fucking a big brown belly.
>>578327940please don't remind me. I'm one bad day away from Weird Route Lake Scening myself
>>578327817>This is only bad writing if it's unintentionalWe are talking about Toby fox writing his pet lesbians. It's more likely than not he thinks everything about their romance is perfect because he's blind to any flaws in the writing. Also, it's not like his dev team full of gay and trans people would ever speak anything ill of Suselle, let alone his playtesters.
>>578326696yo Kraut was your friend happy with your gift?>>578326668Egg full orange doing JA-ORANGE and dealing 200 damage.
>>578327997The rare double-blind collateral grooming technique. Dess was a true master of the craft. Not even most diddy disciples could pull that off.
>>578325470reposting this now that people are awaketaur ralsei hole and ballshttps://files.catbox.moe/84u6ye.png
>>578326394susie was written perfectly fine and noelle was crazy but at least not inconsistent, i can imagine a ch1 susellefag still being on-board with the ship after ch2the ch4 holiday house was just irredeemable ass though, and i don't remember seeing any susellefags being happy about it
>>578328162>the ch4 holiday house was just irredeemable ass though, and i don't remember seeing any susellefags being happy about itwhy? is it because susie and noelle actually spoke to one another and interacted without being romantic caricatures of themselves
Couldn't kris just yank themself away from noelle when you say stop at the lake?
>>578327817gonna have to back up >>578328089toby is genuinely talented with music, delivery and pacing but never let this man touch inter-personal romance because if its hetero, he will give them a divorce or make them cucks and if its gay, he will make it so central that hte world will end if we don't suck on the nipple of yuri love.yes, i think suselle is the condition onwhich the roaring starts (or won't)
>>578328315no because a part of kris really wanted to see what would happen and also felt the same way noelle did
>>578328368Rudy and Carol haven’t divorced yet…
>>578328280it's because they actually spoke to one another and were romantic caricatures of themselves
>>578328162> i don't remember seeing any susellefags being happy about itwhere do you go to discuss undertale besides here lol
>>578328457Rudy will be divorced from life shortly.
>>578328131yes, everything worked.he was thrilled.
>>578327529Minecrap was a cinemassacre video hated for being unfunny and shitty over 10 years ago
>>578325470more bat noelle stuff. having a hard time with the dark world outfit
>>578328315not really because there's an emotional hook locking him into it, if there's no emotional hook he can disobey physically
>>578328516why would i go anywhere besides herewhy do you go anywhere besides here
>>578328315He secretly desires it.
>>578327341if one existed it would completely change the chemical composition of /utg/
>>578328457clearly miserable and just sort of stuck with one another.rudy will die for having the audacity of being straight, not directly miserable and having SCORED... WITH A WOMAN NO LESS.truly an afront to queer people.whatever the fuck that means.
>>578327208>>578326936Actually no Ill clarify, he wouldnt say anything IMMEDIATELY. In my head how this works is that Kris is dead before we even start the chapter, he just munched away on those seeds on the walk home and died in his bed. We dont know this, but every choice is now heavily simplified due to the lack of Kris brain. Suddenly most questions become simple "Yes/No", and the Kris personality is gone from most inspect text. Its not until Ralsei can get a chance with Kris alone that he actually reveals it, which can take a bit given the Noelle stuff going on and Susie still wanting Kris around during it as a wingman.Imagine that conversation, you think Ralsei would suspect (Us) of having killed Kris? Would he be able to believe we genuinely didnt even know until he told us?
>>578328562oh
>>578327330well for one i don't think there is any way i can actually make you understand the appeal. i think it's something you either get or you don't at all and you don't give a fuck and you never will. but i can always bring up at least a few things. like to me the strangeness and open ended nature of their character and portrayal is a good thing, as much as it is also confusing and painful. but it makes the process of "understanding" them over time far, far more interesting. it feels like there's truly a person in there to discover for yourself. but even with what we know concretely about them, or more or less concretely anyway, i think there is a lot to love. i love their strange habits, their way of speaking, the intelligence that implies, i love their strength, and their bravery, and their determination. i relate to them a lot even if they're very different to me in a lot of ways. the way they seem so fundamentally out of place, in just about every way you can conceptualize it. i guess in a mentally ill way i feel for how they really fuck everything up and a lot of people do have justification to hate them for what they did, as much as they hate others and perhaps themselves. i feel for them deeply in a lot of ways, for what happened. and back to the first thing, i think what i also love about the way they are portrayed is how it places an emphasis on their potential for me. i can imagine so much for them, and they have so much potential, for good and for bad. there's this deepness i can see in them that wouldn't be the same if they were any other way. it's not just projecting on a blank slate. it has to be exactly the way it is, they have to be exactly the way they are, or it wouldn't work. it's perfect, and they are perfect, in their deep, deep imperfection. also i do really like their design and when i think about them as an adult man they are the most attractive possible human my mind can conceptualize. yup. those are a couple things
>>578328089>>578328368you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds
>>578326763E R O T I C
>>578328732Rudy does say he loves Carol
>>578328616>if there's no emotional hook he can disobey physicallyexcept>if we tell him to pray for noelle on wr he kicks the candles >if we don't want to take susie home, he takes her home anyway >if we want to tell ralsei it's bad for him to think for himself, they yawn so the words don't get out
>>578327940>>578328059Asian artists are boring as hell but ok lmao
>>578328638>why are there no fish in this desert, fish must not existyou have the dumb
>>578328315The whole point of WR is both of them want it
>>578327940im gonna go all out on copying japanese art and perfect the ultimate larp. im already partway there
>>578328732rudy is homogay for asgore
i want a boyfriend who will force me to go to church
>>578328606I have an idea for an outfit.
>>578328814OK THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY, THAT HE JUST ENJOYES BEING A SICKDARK EDGELORD AND HE'S USING US AS PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY?
>>578328838you're crying about what 12 year olds on Deltarune tiktok are saying?
>>578328813we have never seen carol visit rudy.when rudy is up on his feet during church sermon, she isn't there.there is no mention of carol visiting.carol looking as... fun-loving as she is - is deeply unhappy with everything and might even be unhappy with her marriage, even because she has to witness her husband dying or because she genuinely dislikes him so much that she won't even give him the time of day on his death bed.
>>578328781...and also cute!
>>578327330Cute knife loli
What characters should i draw bunny suiting for bunny day
>>578329134They at least talk at some point before chapter five, iirc Carol told Rudy about Susie touching the guitar
>>578326763>>578329173big sex
>>578328992that reinforces my point that straight people cannot exist in deltarune and either have to be gayified, have to be suspended in a cuck triangle, become comedy relief or become dead.at least cat-dad is still real.. r-right?surely he's not tragic or a quasi-fag, RIGHT?!
>>578329078I hope so, it would make Kris a much more better character.
>>578329229Sethhhhhhhhhhh, green, or orrarraaanhge
>>578329229Spamton NEO
>>578328368Toby can write fantastic romance. But he's the James Cameron of video games so he must spend his talent making lame crap that sucks because he's very personally invested in said crap
>>578327940I'm glad AI ruins artfags fun
>>578329229KFC.
>>578329406what's ai got to do with it?
>>578329229Draw Thor in a bunny suit >>578325990
>>578329406obsessed
>>578329229Vessel
>>578328818Does it matter if they're boring or post every meal they've had at their local ramen shop on Twitter?Their art perfectly conveys what they want to show in a graceful manner.The garbage I draw gets ZERO engagement, I will never have a fraction of that love and attention. I would kill for that talent.
>>578329229TENNA
>>578329229Catti's mom
>>578329173Eroticute? Cuterotic?
>>578329406did you just misread Asian as AI
>>578329078yes that's very interesting because it creates cool questions like >why is he willing to do this to noelle and himself and adds complexity to kris' character
>>578329564holy fucking based?
>>578329229Ralsei because he wears a bunny suit in chapter three.
>>578329229SWATCH.
>>578329564seconding this
>>578329229Seconding Tenna
>>578329564also seconding
>>578329229carol
>>578329392>James CameronI still can't believe the same man who made Terminator, Titanic, and Aliens made Avatar and Avatar 2, much less that people actually enjoyed those movies.
>>578329392Its actually infuriating how right you are.its infuriating how much better the game could be if toby could suppress his homosexuality by taking homosexo forte.
>>578329564
Remember to take care of your flowers!
>>578329930there are people out there who love avatar like you love deltarune man be nice
>>578325792Where does fave posting fall under that goopster?
fart poop asster. thoughts? feedback?
Fine I'll admit it Kris is the most sexually attractive character in this game AND Kris is my self-insertKris masturbation is better than sex
>>578330089I love the colors in this one
>>578330057Does that mean we dont have to be nice to you?
Krisellebros... I'm tired of winning
hope col comes back soon. i need to ask him something
fuzzy pippins
>>578330290hold on...
>>578330370What if I just pretend to be CoL for you?
>>578330319krisellers are only "winning" because suselle is obviously hot garbage.
>>578329930I still have post Avatar depression
>>578330370He's on /vrpg/
>>578330268Narcissus...
>>578330370I'm like CoL except I'm a Kris sympathizer Ask me anything
>>578330319>mega cucked>winningLMAO
Whatcha listening to /utg/?
>>578330319>taller NoelleGlad the artist isn't a coward
>>578330319>a normal ring. ok.thats actually got me laughing, rings and noelle mix so poorly in everyone's mind they HAVE to clarifynot even throwing shade at kriselle its a top 3 for me too that's just funny in particular
>>578330319>I had a fun time with ThorWhat?
>>578330567Susie will watch from the shore
>>578330590some anon here posted this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hzy6kvwoCoive been listening to it.other than that, armored core osts
>>578330670The Thorn Ring
>>578330670Presumably their children
>>578330590https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG5NBdRnKQ4
>>578330590old adult swim bump musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pZvZ011QFk
>>578330590https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kNskNHvZmw
Need to know what a Krusielle throuple marriage proposal would look like
>>578328665ough, why's this stuff so hot
Stop drawing Noelle with drill hair unless it's explicitly a reference to the anime rich girl stereotypeIt drives me up a fucking wall seeing drill haired Noelle in a normal setting
>>578328147centaursei looks kinda cute which makes the balls more jarring
>>578330670Thor is one of the most important Deltaverse characters ever, you would know that if you weren't a stinky secondary.
>>578330590https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4yoPvGDolY&list=PLG1LdxhGEZjhbh7-z1CZJBdg7TmcBbv6C&index=43
As someone who doesn't give a shit about the teen romance, you all look very retarded when you get in such heated arguments about it
>>578330805Kid named Thorn Ring
>>578330979polyamory is a meme and its just thinly veiled cuckoldry.you pay the rent and they fuck so loud you can hear it from your room.but i bet it's okay, because you have a "emotion-based relationship" with her, right?
Susie will be killed and her body will be made into a leather jacket that Kris wears
>>578330590This album, its one of the many I looked for because I liked one song in it from elsewhere. I actually like the radio edit of "Like Humans Do" more than the original even if it only changes one line, because the radio edit gives the vibe of "We're humans, here's the little things about our lives, isnt it neat?" while the original is "Im a stoner refusing to fix my house lol" and thats just not nearly as fun. It helps I kept mishearing "TV's in repair" as "TV's in the den"
>>578330590https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hGmqpQ_vkA
>>578331204
How are ship wars any different from the way sportsbros argue over which team is better?
>>578331307sportsbros are men and ship wars are for women and transgender brained people
>>578331307They aren't
Suselle always feels like the two are just playing up their respective roles, people would HATE this ship if it was straight and all the other good ones were still gay.
>>578331307CAM ON KRUSIEBROSSCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS
>>578331204Gerson said that Susie is the dragon. Kris is a knight. They are fated to fight. I don't think Kris will kill her, though.
>>578330319best noelle ship desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP108XRnlK0
>>578331307there's no redpilled aryan team to root for like kriselle hmofa in real sports
>>578331524>That steamYou can tell this artist draws porn
>>578331307they called it winning the characterbowl back in the day
>>578331458i would hate it no matter what.you will find that i am a seasoned veteran in the arts of this craft.
Suselle defence force clocked out of McDonalds
>>578331307Why did I do this?
It is not your fault.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EySohZxebKM
>>578331713lmao
>>578331458/v/ specifically would love suselle and defend it constantly if susie were a male and they could self insert as her. If noelle was the boy they would still hate it though
>>578329315looking for straight representation in a homestuck fangame is pretty retarded bro
>>578330590https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhOtD2x2PSEEvery anniversary, I give it a listen
>>578331713lmaoposts like these are why I haven't given up hope on utg
>>578331921>retarded>when daverose is still the only good ship to come from homestuck act 1
Cooties infested general
>>578331885I'm /v/ and I disagree
>>578331713Queen....
>>578331713Good post
i'm fuckin jevili, am fuckin jevilmy name is jevil the jester!i'm fuckin jevili, am fuckin jevili'm gonna kill you
Can't help but notice that the general wasn't having retarded arguments when the sluts were posting their dicks
>>578331885if noelle was a boy we would be even more gaped by gay coomers than we presently are
>>578332036>>578331921>please please please please PLEASE PLEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSE CARE ABOUT HOMESTUCK!!!!!!!
>>578331713Making me feel old anon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZPTYpTKOI0
>>578332276/v/ is an AGP sissy board where some of the most active threads are the regular users/mod team roleplaying as princess peach getting fucked by Bowser. They need Noelle to be a dorky girly girl for her to excite them
>>578332568
>>578332568>>578332624cute
GTA MTTland where you are a citizen of slum no. 48 doing various odd jobs for the cartels authorized to run this city and the somehow equally violent inanities of Mettaton's public-facing personnel
Wow Kris, this sure was a Deltarune Chapter 7 Side B.
>>578332491Peach is just built for big bowser cock
Orange is so sexy…
ha hahaha ha hahaha ha! hahahahaha ha hahaha ha! ha hahahahahahaha ha ha ha haha hahaha! ha hahahahaha ha!chara's the name and killing's the game!here in the underground i am to blame!for all the deaths and the genocidei hate monsters so goddamn much!but i miss my brother full of FLUFF.
Truly, they were, a Delta Teen Hunger Force.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng8iuSuautY
>>578332736mettadon is highly underrated
>>578329392>fant6astic romancewhat are you on about? suselle was forced and had no chemistry, and that pic is horrifying. it made me pause for a bit, and i'm quite horror weathered. I got mirrors in my house after all.
just finished chapter 3 after not playing 1 and 2 since they came out. picrel was my reactionpretty fun, felt like a massive step up budget-wise
>>578332876Bowser has a chode
>>578330979Susie proposes to Noelle and then calls Kris the day after they move in together asking why he isnt there too (She just expected him to follow and never asked him anything)
Ribbit! Ribbit!Hey there I'm Froggit!
>>578329315he's missing an arm and has probably had a stroke at some point
never thought ill say this but why is trump larping deltarune
>>578332884Lucky for you she's fully human too.what did you expect when she taunted you with the shadows? I expected someone very ugly instead desu.
>he's comparing art to his face now He really needs someone to reply to him badly and I'm not going to do it.Not today.
>>578333194the first reddit administration
>>578333173>strokecan you replicate proof? i don't quite remember that.you're fucking with me, i know you are.this can't be real.IS THERE ANY STRAIGHT MAN THAT IS GUCCI IN DELTARUNE?
What's the matter vagueboy? Afraid you might say something?
>>578333194Kriselle is that GAWDlike
>>578333194https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5mG1ZzqIHs
>>578333249Do you want to get fucked or what doomy whooms?
>>578333194Even Trump loves Deltarune.
>>578325470>>578329330i did seth and orange but i didnt do green cause i didnt want to. Seth was meant to be chubby and androgynous with ambiguously either moobs or small boobs but i dont know if that came across. I mightve drawn too many jade harleys in my time. I hope you like it!Also, god damn, I will be busy for a while..
The part of Deltarune Chapter 6 where Susie says "HOLY FUCK KRIS...I'M CUMMING UNH....KRIS!"
>>578333341I'm going to be strong. I can do this.Just a couple more hours of ignoring it.
The part of Deltarune Chapter 6 where Susie... uhhhh.....
>>578333008What that means?
>>578333489Ohhhh Kris... that horrible post... you know the one...
>>578333414amazing, saved. seth and orange cute!!!
>>578333550hotI want to read this doujin
>>578333553That Toby's romance is either horror or forced, so that idk how anon came to that opinion.
>>578333556Let's just say some dads are better left as a vaguepost.
>>578333643kraut...
The real reason ERAM's made such a resurgence recently is because people have been DESPERATE for this game to have an actual main villain with discernable dialogue and personality instead of a mute mysterynigga that none of the characters are close to solving the mystery of.
>>578333643It's an edit but yes the doujin is very hot
>>578333691kraut is german not swiss
>>578333550uhhhhhh source?
I want to hug Aqua
Deltaroon.
I feel like everyone in the thread except Doomer just skims over and misses Berdshit posts because they're so unremarkable, but Doomer carefully stares down the thread to scan for them all day every day so he can complain about them and get angryI don't even know if he's talking about Berdfag or not because I haven't seen a Berdfag post this thread and he's being so fucking vague
>>578332996Napstablook's missions just end up with you getting hard-to-acquire audio equipment from various dealers in Mettaton Central—very unreliable salesmen who you very reliably provide discount lobotomies
what the FUCK does toby mean by thiswhy does jockington growing the beard also triggers the prophecy? how does he know about it?
>>578333902me personally i still don't know the difference between them. i thought berdfag was the kraut character i hope i can always maintain this level of confusion and apathy
>>578333935it means literally nothing he just wants to sound cool for using meta terminalogy in his story
>>578333691the amount of times i get called out for my crimes and the amount of times people wished i said something embarrassing that they think is me is very out of ratio.this only slightly peeves me.
Nope, not going to reply to that one either. The temptation is great.
kralsei
>>578333935jockington has been taking on jevils speech pattern in the japese trnslation
fave is a piece of shit
>>578333902I was going back and forth with him in the last thread but then he ended up calming down and we talked about Backrooms and SM64 together which was niceI hope one day I can be friends with everybody :)
>>578333778correct.i am not eccentric enough to be swiss.
FAVE THIS FAVE THATWHO THE FUCK IS FAVE
fave is still waiting to find out if they got the job they really wanted and they're starting to get nervous
Gal fave is supposed to be ovulating today, but fave doesn't feel hornyThis upsets fave a little
i wish i could draw...! *slams the ground with my fists and cries*
it would be very bad if my fave decides to work as a hooker and i happen to be their first client.. haha.. i hope that wont happen...
it's the weekend!
>>578333853Aqua would be really strong hugger
>>578334223Am I though? I wish someone taunted me so I could go''GO GO GADGET SEX OFFENDER'' and give them the business :3
>>578333323There's no proof cat dad had a stroke but he talks really retarded, moreso than the average hometown denizen who's just kinda retarded.
Ominous thread energy. Dread is in the air.
>>578334114
fave wanted to buy stuffed crust pizza but a medium pepperoni would be 30 CAD and they can't justify that at all with so much food in their fridge
that was the worst sentence i've probably ever read
>>578333740A lot of the popular trends within the fandom are simply creating what toby refuses to provide. Pirategaster, roaring group chat, doelester and bergentruck are all manifestations of the desire for stimmies taking a comedic form.
The part of Deltarune Chapter 7 Side B where Noelle rips out Kris' heart (us the player) and shoves it up her vagina and we have to navigate a vagina shaped bullet box
how the fuck do you even draw spamton neohead in hands
>>578334438*slurrrrrrrps up all your thread energy*
baddie
fave eats too much food and doesn't partake in their hobbies and it makes fave feel really really bad all the time
If we played as the vessel from the start, I can only imagine we and Kris would have a Zim/Dib-like relationship
>>578334393You go straight to Afghanistan.
>>578334393you are a finngolian chindonese man in the netherlands.you are not eccentric.you are just off of your meds.>>578334426now THAT is funny.
>>578334445true!
o yeah baby it’s hating faveself timewhy can’t they just act right and stop making favedad angry so favemom can be happy? favedad will never change. it’s up to fave.
>>578316478I made this post and got back to work not thinking much of it.But I come back to a glorious Catti-buffet.Thanks everyone. /utg/ really captures the spirit of the old internet. Nobody is doing anything for upvotes, retweets or algorithm fondling.This is the place to be. I'm glad to be here while the fandom is on-going and waiting for more. It's just pure human interaction without fake points systems to influence behavior. Shit's REAL. Call me a faggot for gushing about it, but I genuinely love it here.I didn't know how to thank all the anons posting their best Cattis, so I badly traced over a picture of a plus sized model and made her into Catti.. So I guess >>578325470Love you /utg/
>>578334652AI Mode: Yes, that's right, Elnina is a weather-themed Darkner who serves as one of the secondary antagonists and the first miniboss encounter in Chapter 3 of Deltarune. Designed by guest artist NelNal, she operates as a weather forecaster alongside her romantic and battle partner, Lanino. Together, they work under the main chapter antagonist, Tenna, within the TV World, and could be referred to as a "baddie" within online fan communities. In internet slang, a baddie is a confident, attractive, and stylish woman.
>>578325470DoeDoe's Bizarre Adventure: Chapter 6 - Snow Ocean.
i wish i could draw...
>>578334909we wuv u 2
fave saw a guy post his full unedited birth certificate on /a/ because people in an archive thread said he needed to prove he wasn't a literal infant
>>578334909I do it for the love of the game.Human interaction one heartfelt and genuine shitpost at a time.
>>578334909some of you are Pissing me off but yeeayou guys are pretty ok, cheers /utg/
>>578334909Soulful Catti, nice!
>>578335096faves who would do this?
>>578334909>Nobody is doing anything for upvotesIdk about that
>>578335096fave saw a guy in ffxiv post his wife and kids with a timestamp because he needed to prove he wasn't a virgin
>>578335173Berdly
>>578335096knowing /a/ they were praying he was underage so they could rape him
>>578334991excellent carol
>>578335173Absolutely Berdly, he already kinda did it with his phone number
>>578334774I may as well do a genealogy test, I'm legit curious, I got Greek feet too so yeah it weird. also, for other people, guys, even google thinks it's okay to use Orange as a fleshlgiht. go wild you freaks. I'll stick to catdroid
>>578335173berdly 100% absolutely no doubt in my mind
>>578335173Kris could probably goad Berdly into doing this on Noelle's webring (they would continue to call him a baby)
>>578335268the ai backing you up is not the play you think it is, just use the harkness test like everyone else does for fuck sake
>>578334445Do you think Kris would be down to let us join in a threesome with our vessel and ralsei if we pick all the right options?
>>578332491True, HMOFAfags feel like closeted fags sometimes.
>>578335468He uses ai for everything, he can't write or communicate without it. Actual botfag tier. His posts clank and have no soul behind them.
>>578335468google ai once told me there was a popular theory that mettaton and kris were the same person
>>578333414Seth just looks like a chick but that's based.
>>578335596metakris is a popular theory though
>>578335596that one is actually kind of right but its also exactly why you dont just listen to ai blindly, the first impression of Kris' dark world outfit was "he looks kind of like mettaton, why is that?"if you need an example, this is referenced in Deltarune Repainted ch1 where Kris is just mettaton
>>578335596sometimes it's just right about stuff
>>578335558No AI lets you go away with the funny racism and rape shit I post, doomer.
>>578335596Of course...
>>578335926you've never made a funny post tasquetard, don't get ahead of yourself. it's funny that you make doomer angry but that's not intentional on your part.
>>578335505if you're really nice to ralsei he will help you convince kris
>>578335817i hurt my throat laughing at your image thank you
>>578335801i'm happy you pointed that out because i feel like a schizo whenever i remember this was everyone's initial reaction
>>578336145you are welcome the future is now
Americans always give characters Yoshi snouts. It's annoying.
>>578328606Cute
pretty cute raly in this image
>>578336220Will Deltarune pull the "VN trying to be scary" trick?
>>578336086that's untrue, I'm so funny I got the most fanart of all the pillars. if me literally perving on doomer isn't intentional I don't know what isd. I'm the funniest person in the general, sometimes unintentionally when I want to be serious. I am blessed as I am cursed.
>>578335224It was /dbs/ and the guy had just been spamming baby gore a half hour before he posted it
>>578336624kekkkkk everything i hear about /dbs/ sounds like a fever dream
>>578336440weird route kris would probably fuck a chair up
>>578336598What that means?
FRIEND is confirmed not a chair right
carols horns look and taste like this
>>578336780it's a creature type like the hounds of tindalos
>>578336780Idk but that chair is gonna kick your ass
>>578336780It's leaning more towards cat abominations, yeah
He realizes he is the most laughed at subhuman in the thread but has not realized why people continue to laugh at him.
Fave wishes for total thread personality death
>>578336875>pinkfags out of nowhere
>>578336780its the pile of dead cats susie's dad has refused to throw out
every member of the holiday family is male to female transgender except Rudy who is female to male
Why does my brain find reading this thread more engaging than actually playing video games?
>>578336807i was thinking blue jolly ranchers but you understand me
>>578336807would you deepthroat carol's horns? would she be into that?
>>578333745and what is the name of the doujin this panel edit comes from?
>>578336985Mental illness. It's terminal.
>>578336875https://files.catbox.moe/smbfof.pdfI enjoy our nights together, my love.
>>578329385Started this drawing a spamton fan and left it a spamton hater. I dont know what the hell is going on in his design at all any of it so anyway it turned out like shit. I am never [Drawing this guy] again. Hope you can still find something to like anon..........
>>578336984>this is what at least one 16-year-old on twitter actually believes
>>578337031yes, and no
>>578335817>>578336220I liked the picture of the AI Google result that was like "So-and-so has many uses! One Reddit user wrote, 'kill yourself.' Other examples include..."
I spent like two weeks in this thread but Kraut>Doomer
>>578336780It's Catti's aborted fetus she flushed down the toilet
>>578336985Cause it has genuine human interaction without random gay internet rules. It rocks.
>>578336984kill yourself
>>578336984This is what I believe.
when you guys talk about thread personalities can you include me in thatthread personalities and me. thank you
Carol and Noelle transitioned from happy to suicidal
>>578337142doomer posts my wife and posts nice e621 links sometimes so doomer >>>
>>578336984at this point if all the members of the species are transgender then its just development like clownfish do
Deltarune but every use of "proceed" is replaced by "lock in"
I want me to fuck me
>>578337247standing next to.. nice.... heaugh.... *nose starts bleeding, passes out*
>>578337091this is peak though
Susie uses the library laptop to ask questions such as "should you hold baby mice to your face and scream at them" and queen just says yes
>>578337128Why does Ralsei have the face of a mewgenics cat
>>578337321so them being cis would be the real transgender...
very absurd size difference
>>578337091He’s so fucking cute
Which of the holiday family household have had bottom surgery
>>578337374I was about to save this and then I noticed ralsei's massive rock hard cock leeking precum and decided that merchandise was too hot for me, someone else will have to take it.
>>578337520Carol had an ass flattening surgery
>>578337520none of them, trannies are revolting and the holidays are cool
>>578337520Rudy had to get a 3 foot novelty candy cane removed from his rectum
>>578337247ramb...
>>578337520rudy has a rudder now
>>578337374Susie appears to have microcephaly so it's just par for the course I suppose>>578337520None of them, but Noelle's gotten better at tucking
>>578336624Why do you browse that schizo central?
>>578337374I'm straight and I saved this image.
>>578337520rudy. he had a surgery to make his cock bigger
>>578337601They live in a Christmas themed house year round. They're not cool.
>>578337415my goat shrunk in the wash...
>>578337667Did Carol say something that made him feel like he needed the surgery?
Which of the holiday family household are taking b12 supplementsI stopped taking mine yesterday and I have a headache today…
>>578337706umm so does santa claus
>>578336984This means either Noelle or Dess were born boys who weren't actually trans but were force feminized by their own mom
>>578337764No. Asgore did.
>>578337372busting into the library to ask the laptop "should you eat mice eggs while they're still warm from being born" and queen says Bro?
>>578337764no its just that carol is rich and is the highest authority in hometown (free health insurance) so it was for fun
>>578337081my dih....
>>578337761
>>578337789Yeah but Christmas is his job. Carol's job is being a mayor, Rudy's job is dying, the two daughters are students, none of them work in the christmas industry
Dess swiped Carol's experimental viagra to show off to Kris (who she was molesting) but it had... tragic effect....
>>578337315You are a real one. Thanks anon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JJajWmVHDU
Carol's experimental vagina
hey uhhh do I have to sign up to fangamer or something to get those arg emails if they do more after the anni stream or what what do I do I'm new
>>578337909How long do the boys at the diner wait before cracking orange eggs for the orange juice?
just got my shitty buldak noodles.did i miss anything?
>>578338070>if they do more after the anni stream
We all know Orange balut is a delicacy but who is fertilizing them??
>>578338070You have to call Toby himself, part of the arg
>>578337630so no change to the contents of Susie's head at all?>>578337664Clover is a girl, anon.
You guys are unironically my friends.
I am feeling freshly insane about him for the nth time.
>>578338341you are freshly insane, but what about him?
>>578338310You're my friend too.
>>578337785anon.... b12 deficiency can cause irreversible brain damage.......
Saw this image and checked the artist’s profile and was jumpscared by art of half naked or actually naked buff hairy menKinda hot
>>578338152eating this clsoe to bedtime is bad, you'll get a tummy ache Kraut. How can you receive my friendship and platonic love raying into you if you are shooting the toilet full?
>>578338310you guys are like the people i pretend are my friends but wouldn't actually care if i was gone......
>>578338069She took it and after the first orgasm she was in constant overstimulation hell because it made her clit way too sensitive and erect for like an hour and she couldn't even put her underwear back on without her legs giving up
why do people hate so sorry but like posting fat tenna
>>578338310you've got a friend in me
>>578338070your irl save is bricked if you didnt sign up to the arg or get it right like a year ago. sorry man
>>578338664Tenna sharts and has a penis, so sorry doesn't fart and is a lizard so he does not have a proper penis
>>578338493I’m not deficient I’m “borderline”, which is like 350. They want you at or above 400 usually. The b12 supplement was making me feel weird as hell though, giving me jitters and heart palpitations and other stuff. I felt a lot better the day I skilled it, even if I got a headache today.
>>578338303I saved it after looking at Ralsei's pee pee and cute face.
>>578331671Who's winning the Susiebowl?
>>578338310See You space cowboy ...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pthb-mHLBq0
>>578338310*gives u a kiss*
>>578338513people have stomaches THAT sensitive?brother my tummy is almost as tough as i pretend to be.which is VERY tough.i used to get habaneros and used to slice them thin and eat hem raw.good times.
>>578338660that's hoti have provided a diagram of your post
noelle be like faha hey kris have you ever heard of petscop
>>578338946we got Buldak here too, like my ass become a rocket nozzle, glowing red as I expelled Nurgle's miasma. Tarziki is spicy, that is just torture.
>>578338863seiba
It's difficult to write cool fanfiction for Deltarune when everyone is a nice person so I can't make dark dubcon scenarios because every character is meant to be nice so making evil abusers is sorta OoC and feels bad. Which usually leads to using Dess as the culprit but if I want her to be the victim I have nobody to use as an option but some rapist demon cat thingy.
FRIEND INSIDE ME (friend inside me)
how’s the wb lag
>>578339162susie could easily be presented as a rape bully
>>578339162Use deltafell, it's a fork of Underfell. Underfell is the grimdark undertale AU but it doesn't try too hard to be edgy. it's good. Toriel makes food that makes kids sick so they stay, munchhausen by proxy deal.
>>578339162kris could also easily be presented as a rape bully
>>578339162I read one where berdly was an abusive husband and it was pretty funny and cool
I wish Carol rape bullied me
>>578339162ralsei could easily be presented as a rape victim
>>578338070The arg is over anon.
how’s the wb hag
>>578339342does deltafell do anything cool with ralsei
>>578339084the base flavor (black) is good, but needs more kick.red (2x spice) is ideal spice, perfect for stretching out, doesn't actually lose spiciness when stretched.we had 4x spiced ones here, but they were the most i actually wanted to eat, but those DEMAND that you stretch them, not because its too spicy but because the spice is overwhelming. its kinda like licking sea water and biting into a spice rack.one flavor that's lovely and not spicy at all were the green ones.right now i'm stuck with the pink ones and they are not only not spicy, they are fucking sad to eat.
Imagine getting dragged into an alleyway while walking and seeing it's fave looking at you somewhat like this.
>>578339342is there like a defined canon for AUshow does any of this workis there like an "official" wiki or something
>>578339084>tarzikibrother do you mean "Tzaziki"?the light and fresh herby little sauce these poor fucks next to turkey make?brother, you are so white water might be spicy.
>>578339412People that completed the arg got an extra sentence added to their ch 5 newsletter emails, though. So even if it's over it's still being referenced. What I'm asking is if there's any prep to do if they ever do another one
>>578339316Oh, good. I could make Susie's rapist abusive dad as an OC.>>578339363Imagine Berdly being the guy in that meme of the husband assaulting his wife with his Nintendo Switch and breaking it
>>578339595Yeah that, I never saw it spelled out anon.SEE?! i'M WHITE>>578339429good you can enjoy it broski>>578339427pretty sure he's just sneaky easy like people suspect him to be
>TarzikiSusie...
Deltarune weird route is good because there is tension, there is fear, there is anxiety, there is love.
>>578329493>>578329707heres your vessel bunny! havent drawn the vessel before
Tasquetard is too dumb to communicate.
>>578339753yeah but you're the worst part of white.the spice intolerant type.i just hope you didn't inherit lactose intolerance from your sinoid side.because living in netherland hating cheese or milk would be cursed as shit.
i am fujo deltarunemy dice sisters I have twomy best friends are fem-zapperalso shaaaa-dow galduring work I write yaoii'm made up, and that's okayi am fujo from deltarune...don't forgetbattat likes yaoi too~
>>578338957I imagined it more as her falling to the ground
kraut's skin darkening like megaman volnutt kicking too many vending machines
LIFE ALTERING UNSKIPPABLE BREATH TAKING POAL OF THE YEARhttps://poal.me/wtc3nzhttps://poal.me/wtc3nzhttps://poal.me/wtc3nzhttps://poal.me/wtc3nzhttps://poal.me/wtc3nz
https://youtu.be/nKhu8bXDN2Q
>still no pippins oc official gamesigh
>>578340230i would do it if i knew anything or was anything
>>578340283hello anything
"whatever they put on pizza"its mozzarella you fucking animal
>>578340283you can learn anything you want if you really put your mind to it
>>578339956>>578340230when will you start an offshoot thread and fuck off to that so you can goop yourself over these shitty OCs?
>>578339906I'm lactose intolerant but the lactose is already out when it's turned into churned milk, so any dairy is actually fine. also in the past I had a jar with water and farted into it a ton. I was hoping the sulphur dioxide would react to make sulphuric acid eventually, chem teacher said it's far too little sadly.I got like 30 liters of lactose free milk for my cereal in the moning, it's sweeter because an enzyme breaks it apart in sweeter tasting sugars. so it's safe for cats too.
>>578340230i tried making one a long time ago but then the apocalypse happened
The part of Deltarune Chapter 6 where Asgore says "ENOUGH, MY SHIP SAILS IN THE MORNING, I WONDER WHATS FOR DINNER" and Susie goes "I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorok!"
>>578340430i love gooping myself
>>578340430based
>>578340230I would have made a game forever ago if I had the autist genes that allowed me to do programming
i don't think i get bored anymoreor have any sort of itch or drive to do anything, i always have to push myself to do it even if it's pure recreationif there wasn't anything that forced me out of bed i don't think i ever would
>>578340163I like how the distortion starts sounding like a Tool song
>a bouquet with flowers representing the colours of the rainbow>misses the red one and put a golden instead???
>>578340430there is no need to be this upset :^)
>>578340582we dont talk about the red one
>>578340616CAT BATTAT KAWAII!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://poal.me/fjpm2shttps://poal.me/fjpm2shttps://poal.me/fjpm2s
>>578340526Wish granted, but you also got ADHD and your autism interest is anthropomorphic jet fighter porn.
>>578340430when was spamelle in the game again
>>578340684tasquefag is projecting here add it to the dossier
>>578340534you like those rats with no dopamine
>>578340470https://youtu.be/QXvdktTMMgs?si=UQSGQoZh_oUeWGsn
>>578340785I checked it and the dossier already knew that tasquefag is completely retarded.https://files.catbox.moe/b6kak5.jpg
>>578340453>not part of the glorious proto-indo-european mutant crewthat's just sad.
>>578340794yeah probably whatever those arealso i feel like i've never slept enough no matter how much i sleep
>>578340905is the dossier real
>>578340785My most extreme kinks are rape, futa and femdom (all furries only) sir.anyway, g'night y'all
>>578336807BIG if true
>>578340981No, no. No...Pfft- yeah.
flower poalhttps://poal.me/ulvusmhttps://poal.me/ulvusmhttps://poal.me/ulvusm
>>578325470Sceiri mounsters Supah crips
>>578341029tasquefag is BASED??
hey guys
>>578340684>>578340526I'll take it. If all it took to get off was opening e621 for a few minutes my life would probably be so much more productive.But nooooo, physical attraction to porn addicts and the sexually depraved. Because your brains a fucking comedian.
>>578339162>Catty>Susie’s parents (abusive and kicked her out)>Berdly’s parents (did not visit him in the hospital when he was dying in weird route)>NormalNPC>Eram (straight up psycho, summons several Friends, harder than Sans somehow, may as well be Johan Liebert when he finally appears)>also, Hometown is clearly quite classist and Kris suffered at least some discrimination for not fitting in, the former is why Susie lets Kris do the talking and gets treated like shit by everyone other than her friends and the Dreemurrs, while the latter is why kid Kris (a kid, mind you) had little horns in every scene
>>578341243what's wrong big dog you don't sound like your usual self
>>578341029>he's into women with dicksmy disappointment is immeasureable and my day is ruined.
someone find the sauce to this google images, yandex, tinypic, etc. it all failed me
>>578341246What does this have to do with game dev?
>>578327767Why Hytale will be superior in all aspects btw, just gotta ensure we get Deltarune like cosmetics in
https://poal.me/v48s51https://poal.me/v48s51https://poal.me/v48s51
hmmm so hometown is someone's infinite tsukuyomi huh....
>>578341243It's me, flowery!
>>578341342Fuck you, finish ts!underswap already
>>578341324It only took you a full solid year for you to realize he is subhuman? You really got his ass with the lactose intolerance bit.
https://poal.me/2ruekvhttps://poal.me/2ruekvhttps://poal.me/2ruekv
>>578341549not being able to enjoy milk or milk derivative products is a curse that should get you thrown out of europe.
Why is /utg/ obsessed with cock
Did you do your fucking chores Fave!?
I will do my FUCKING chores
>>578342046why is a flower obsessed with the sun?
the whiteboard lasso tool is good for friends
The next guy to create a poll will get pushed down the stairs of the holiday household
>>578334389Right, you probably won't be able to escape her until she is satisfied!
>>578341892I'm noticing all the dicklets keep putting meme answers instead of being real men and admitting it
When I get home this house better be fucking clean!
I have tried to learn to like cheese like ten times but I could never do it
https://poal.me/qr48p0
>>578342163https://poal.me/n6sa7m
>>578342024I dont have an intolerance but Oat Milk and Almond Milk are both just better products for consumption and for cooking. Cow milk is just too overpowering for any meal. Even those who arent intolerant get sluggish from drinking just a bit too much of it, and I'm not trying to be precise in the morning.
>>578341545this would work on toriel
You guys are silly!
>>578342408You have disgraced me by taking my rightful place on the stairs, I must now commit seppuku to preserve my honor
>>578342480I just buy almond milk because it's cheap and low calorie.
the the the lion tonight
>>578338403Are you asking me why I'm feeling insane about him, like, what specifically I'm feeling insane about? I should use a different word. I'm feeling protective of him, I'm feeling like he's too accurate a mirror, I badly want to hug him, I've been fixated on his thought processes of>If I perform the correct version of myself, people will finally like and understand me.>I want to feel like I'm part of a community. I'm going to spend all my time alone, working towards a plan to achieve that.As well as other things, like his entire friendship with Flowey, and how both skelebros lie to each other to prevent the other from worrying, blah blah...I'm a broken record. If that's NOT what you were asking me, uh. Sorry, just pretend I posted about kissing him.
>>578340629me when people are like ‘in the game with 900000000001 furry hotties you chose the boring human’ yeah bitch. hellllll yeah son
>>578342350I think it would hurt a lot. The only times I remember my prostate is when I poop too hard and it hurts a lot I have to hunch over and wait until the pain is over
>>578342480that's what professionals call "CHOICE"you should still drink some every now and then though.or eat a less aged cheese.
>>578342543before you do that can you answer the pussy depth poal
>>578342413No stairs for you second guy, can you punch your stomach real hard?
the fuzzy cwitter stimmers FEAR the KrisGODS
new poal uhhhh how many calories does Catty Catenheimer consume every day
>>578342046A few of us are obsessed with eating fave's pussy out, feeling her thighs around our cute little faces to keep us focused on her sweetest cavern. Just that most of the non-virgins are the faggots.
>>57834278567 :D
I am a gay man who exclusively tops thus has never had a prostate orgasm and I think it’s a myth and all the other gay men are pretending you can cum from putting things up your butt and my bf just goes along with the psyop to make me feel useful. Said uuuh the fuckin hat guy in the diner…
>>578342601That's because you're pushing anywhere from 4-12 inches of a tube down your unlubricated sphincterof course its gonna hurt a lot, you didn't prep for it, because you dont prep for taking a shit. If you prep for anal it doesnt hurt nearly as bad
>>578342350why is ralsei so sexy when not drawn by Westerners?
>>578342890Buy an aneros, it will blow your mind, said Ralsei.
In the jungle the jungle THE JUNGLE THE JUNGLE
>>578325470
>>5783427853500
>>578342948you better watch outyou better watch outyou better watch out
>>578342890I once used a buttplug while rubbing my nipples and I had the fattest fucking nut out of nowhere Said fave
>>578343046would. each and every one.
>>578342948WE GOT CUM AND FAVES
flower man, flower man!flower man!Flower man!FLOWER MAN!FLOWER MAN!!!
>>578342046Overwhelming majority of the anons here are gay menI'm sure you can figure out the correlation
>>57834278515000
>>578343046the fun thing about multifriend is all of these are real and know of your location
>>578343203Bisexual bottom thank you very much
>>578342046Yesterday a fat anon posted footage of them using an auto stroker and I shit you not like 25 people went "WOAHHH ME NEXT PLEASE" reacting like this
>>578343203vocal minority
GASTER IS GOOPING IN THE CHILDRENHE IS A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDERDO NOT LET HIM 'GET IT GOOPY' WITH THE KIDS
>>578343308cringe
>>578343103heat in the jungle street or somethingwell this is a dangerous place
>>578343103
>>578343308Well no duh I was the one that posted that gif in response
the whiteboard is loading like a bitch for me I’ll make a new one a little later
>>578341892mine is exactly 6 inches but the poll option says "<6 inches" so i have to put less than 7 even though that feels disingenuous
>>578343308it was hot and i saved it so whati want the fat anon to spill their load in my mouth alright is that a problem to you?
>>578342820Me with Pink
>>578343203I'm an hsts trans woman, also known as a larping gay man.
when you wake up you'll have no way of knowing if the day will bring a faggot thread or a period blood threadevery day is like a mystery box
we did it reddit
>Get bored and try to check out what the hubbub about Chapter Rewritten's redesigns are all about>None of it is posted on their NUMEROUS official accounts that haven't been updated in a year or longer>The only place I can find them is their youtube posts for some reason even though it crops the imageFucking lazy idiots WHY
Toby Fox is behind every post
>>578343586pink is trans and has a giant trans gock so you saying this is deeply bigot tower
Well, there is a dog here.
>>578343308Post it.
>>578343584I just want that fat anon to trim their wild untamed bush.
>>578343678I have their Kris/Chara design, wanna say this was on their Twitter but can't recall the artist, maybe a full image can help with sauce?
>>578343308proof or fake and gayi dare you
>>578343634>looking for an undertale/deltarune thread>ask the OP if it's faggot or period blood>he doesn't understand>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is faggot and what is period blood>he laughs and says "it's an undertale/deltarune thread sir">open thread>it's period blood
Personally I thought the second penis post was more appealing
bottoming doesn't feel like much but it is nice to leg lock my husband and take his cumi usually just suck his dick though
uuu...
>>578343857>>578233872
>>578343729Yes I am, I know pink is a lovely Woman and not a filthy tranny and that's how I like her
>>578343729True I also headcanon Pink (ghost) has justin roiland's voice when she's not using the voicebox for more accuracy
Flowery with a tail is okay but I think he could more thematically have a Floradinn-like tail that also got fat
>>578343892it was less effortful and kineticfat anon's penis was smaller but he made me hornier
>>578343949OohChinese ninja warrior
>>578342570the most based thing toby ever did was make a major character a bear chaser
We have got to stop pretending the penises posted here are smallStop that
>>578343952holy fucking shit
>>578343892It was much better, but it was almost too good. It was a suspiciously nice cock. Autostroke guy definitely had the figure and body of someone who posts on /utg/ too much.
>>578343974I heard Gilbert Gottfried being used for Maddie’s voice once and it had me rolling
>>578343970You know Pomi would hate you for saying this, right?
>>578343985He looks kind of like Bob from Tekken here
>>578325209new whiteboard newhttps://r7.whiteboardfox.com/77166989-7828-6950https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/77166989-7828-6950https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/77166989-7828-6950https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/77166989-7828-6950
>>578344176Who the fuck is Pomi?Are you talking about the clown from shitical circus or what?
>>578344092If the dicks that got posted here were actually small I might be interested for once
Anon pulling down Mewmew’s panties and finding a smooth crotch paired with an unusually nasty asshole
https://poal.me/8lfb8 SEXUALITY POAL
>>578344196Ok I made a tent someone put someone camping
>>578344181Fat Flowery hitting the fighting game fat guy idle animation...
the jungle mighty the, the lion jungle tonight sleeps
>>578344378especially, the jungle
>>578344291An idol's body would be in peak pristine clean condition
>>578343818The only other place I could find the proper full images was on reddit and a wiki, it seems that they get it from the official discord server because of course everything needs to be locked behind one. So damn annoying
>>578344357I dated a guy who looked like this…
>>578344092>PrentendingThe guy with the autostroker had a small penis.
cute humansei
You are all banned from free penis day.
>>578344092The average penis size in utgee is quite smaller than the global average
>>578344520Even free cock sandwich day?
>>578344378grow, the pointed a slept. jungle with Lost lion where would the tail
>>578343952I'm not gay. This does nothing for me. Not a thing. Nope.The moaning does nothing for me either. Neither does the shaking. Nor does the fact they leave the stroker on for a few seconds more after they cum and theyre clearly struggling to handle it. Nope.
>>578344520Ugh fine i’ll pay the $10 entry fee
>>578344574the least prison gay pinkfag
>>578343952their voice really elevated this
>>578344636i think you've got a lil crush goin on
Deltarune WITH LYRICS [FLOSSTOBER 2026] - Brentalfloss
>>578233872EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW PUTRID PIG
>>578344295>I am not the only straight male in this threadI don't believe this one bit
>>578344574why would anyone not want to be gay
>>578344439Was he at all similar to Flowery Gordo besides appearance?
>>578344574yeah me neither haha
>>578344694Brentalfloss Deltarune song where there's an outdated joke about one of the characters liking Nickelback or something
>>578344694what's that guy doing nowadays anywayshould i not check
We’re all going to hell for watching Toby’s lesboslop so why does it matter if I wanna suck a little cock
>>578344295I just can't believe there are that many bi men. You're all porn addicted prison gays because you spend too much time looking at cartoon sex.You should always question yourself: would I ever date an IRL man and kiss an IRL man and suck an IRL man's penis or have my penis sucked by an IRL man?
>>578344774I noticed that the gayer someone is the more they like shit like "Undertale if it was Realistic" and Family Guy
>>578344304I wish I could draw someone camping...
I am a superstraight cisgender heterosexual redblooded male who fucks Spamton.
>>578344860found one of the 3 women itt
>the last pure gay moid in this hellholeKING OF THE HILL BITCHES
>>578344697be nice
>>578344860i have done all of those things
Do you love your father, Kris?
>>578344860What if I probably wouldn't date a guy because I have a strong female preference but I have kissed guys and sucked dick and had my dick sucked by other guys.
>>578325470>>578329515>>578329794I was going to draw a second, sexier bunny outfit tenna and post them both at the same time but some SICK FUCK had the bright idea to make a new whiteboard while i was still working on this so i'll probably just move on to.. uh... oh god, catti's mom i guess. fuckoutfit design is not mine
>>578344960I saw Kris's position and angle in the thumbnail and thought it was gonna be based on the Shinji hospital scene
>>578344860yeah but he has to be fat and nice
>>578344513debatable
>>578345008you can't see where his right hand is
>>578344860The roaring TRVKE appeared.
>>578345008cut to them holding the buttercup seeds in their hand
>>578344996Oh my goodness gracious-LOVELY!! TYSM!!
>>578344874and ii wish you could swimlike the dolphinslike dolphins can swim
>>578345062>no humansei attached to this post
>>578344860Yes?And it’s not like DR made me gay or anything, I was already dating prior to ever playing it
I am Dr. Tennaville and I am saving lives
>>578344860"Would I ever"I have sucked off a 40 year old divorced dad an ate the wrinkles off his balls in a fucking car outside his houseHis phone was ringing "70 Hours by Monoral" for a solid minute before it went to voicemailthere was no voicemail
fave tasted their own precum today and desperately wants a boyfriend now
>>578345251Bejitabro btw
>>578344860I would suck Pink's cock but I would not suck a trans woman's cock
Uma
>>578345364HMM DROWNERS GOTTA BE
IMPORTANT POLLhttps://poal.me/nxioko
I'm just gonna post Flowery while the gay guys talk about precum or whatever
>>578345364Wrong thread toreina san…
>>578345251Asgore or Rudy. Call it.
>>578345362I would suck a transwoman cock because they're more self conscious about cleanliness to the point where being stinky and gross is a kink they have to make art to satiate
>>578345430combining hate and indifference was stupid
here I come sanfrandisco...
>>578345479Anton Chigurh asking you this and killing you for either answer
>>578345430I hate them, I'm not indifferent I hate all of you
Previous whiteboardhttps://files.catbox.moe/a4ktsj.png
>>578345547lol
>>578345480But they are all shrunk and flaccid and their cum will be watery, it's like it's not even the real deal
Getting straight teeth from Seth
>>578345082EXTREME HETERO SEX WITH (CIS FEMALE) ELNINA
>>578345510I'm not interested in which demographic hates them or doesn't mind them, that statistic doesn't matter to me
>>578345306>Also bisexual furry/weeb is basically the default 4chan user at this point, demographics have shifted over the years.That was the founding userbase back when the site was intended as a hugbox for Somethingawful posters who were tired of being bullied for their child porn addictions. The demographic shift has been in favor of normal fucking people who aren't forced to cope themselves into thinking they're okay with sucking cocks since then.
>>578345479Asgore would get a manic high after dragging the villains dead corpse through the street and suck rudy off in his hotel room and kinda be bad at it "How different can it be from Tori (and carol) really?"
>>578345602I'd fuck fem flowery
Asgore desperately trying to turn the one night stand with the guy that sucked him off in his car into an actual relationship
if Kris got stranded in a separate dark world with Orange, how long do you think they could live off just her eggs for sustenance?
>>578345547I saw art of that guy really fat today while looking for fat Deltarune men
https://poal.me/ojykal
>>578337091So cute, great job!!
>>578345763>HotelHOSPITAL ROOMRUDY IS BEDBOUNDI RUINED THE SCENARIO
>>578345836not long at all because orange would die within a week of starvation if she can't photosynthesize
>>578344996UOOUGH SO CUUUTE!!
>>578345836less time than just eating orange outright, unless there's a separate food source only available to her that provide the nutrients required for egg production, in which case indefinitely
Kris is the dog but I view Susie as the dog way moreShe wants more darkworld adventures and pie
>>578345842imagine the chase scene at night but he's menacing the other dude on a mobility scooter
What are we drinking tonight, folks? For me it's a big aperol spritz
the new whiteboard is already extremely blessed. this will be a good one
>>578345306>>578345251This is bullshit I'm embarrassed of even drinking a can of monster in front of my own mom, I'll never have sex like you guys, everything feels mortifying
>>578344860The questions of deep delta philosophy and under theology posed by /uuutg/
>>578345136
>>578346146>unique battle system >look inside>stolen from undertale
>>578346221shut up.
>>578346078i had an apple energy drink and got some cherry lime dudeweed soders and gin for da weekend
>>578346143No one starts by looking up their city hookup subreddit, anon. It's a process
>>578346146>everyone’s clowning on thisWhen I saw that post, all I saw was pure positivityThen again it’s normal npc
ChudNPC
How does ArtCollector Anon save the whiteboards so nicely? Every time I try and save the board it looks like blurry and shitty.
>>578346385The west has fallen.Especially... the fallen.
>>578346385
>>578346146dunno what the video in question is but just about every fight still has you doing danmaku
bunnies
If Noel posted his penis on /utg/ how big would it be and what would he do in the video
i wish people weren't allowed to tell me to shut up
>>578346507Noel’s surprisingly large penis…
>>578346507it would be small and flaccid and he would just flap it around
>>578344860by the same metric most of this thread is asexuals in denial
>>578346507Small, like 4 inches and skinny, he would post side-on videos of it twitching with a vibregg in his ass
>>578329564Today is the day we find out which of you actually like hags and which of you have been fucking lying
if deltarune was good
>>578346775FATTER FATTER FATTER
>>578346775its peak
>>578346507I don't think about such things because I am only into girls, actual girls
https://poal.me/9wz5tehttps://poal.me/9wz5teI don't know.
>>578346775I would never lie about something so sacred
>>578346410The key is to zoom out the UI on your internet browser as far as it can go. Mine goes to 30%, you could go smaller but selecting the @post option becomes nearly impossible by then. And yeah, use that "Post" function under "Options"
>>578336780It's probably a being purely of the depths with no light world counterpart since the Mantle holder can spawn infinite FRIENDs, similar to Titanspawn
>>578346507perfectly normal 5.5 incher, just jerking off normallybut there would be a cumshot, he knows what people want and isn't going to half-ass it
>>578346619Oohh fuck I got horny...
>>578346808chapter 5 is shit because it has no ralsei hug
>>578346078The taste of alcohol makes me want to yak even in cocktails so I'm drinking diet Baja Blast now and water later.
>>578346775I actually doI wanna sniff her pit and play with her belly and other things
KINO
>>578347086(me)but it has ralsei hand holding so I can get over it
>>578347163Insane username
>>578344304Why did pluey put a campfire in the tent? Doesn't he know that the smoke will be trapped inside killing everyone? Is he pluetarded?
>>578346146>>578347163if i wanted to see twitter posts i'd be on twitterfuck off
Fave needs a haircut really really badly
>>578347163Deltarune has the writing equivalent of Vivziepop's writing as well.
Whomstever is baking dont forget the new whiteboard
>>578347163can we go back to posting dicks
>>578347163Calling Deltarune's gameplay Vivziepop coded is a low blow
>>578347458always>>578347537>>578347537>>578347537uuu
>>578346775Armpit fur or armpit hair?
>>578347495What the fuck does having Vivziepop gameplay even mean
>>578347025THANK YOU!! Much appreciated!
>>578347086i hope we get a ralsei headpat before the game ends
>>578347569i guess i was thinking of the texture of fluffy fur but it's thicker and more prevalent in the armpit in a manner that's reminiscent of hair, so... both? whichever you prefer?
>>578347623'thingy bad'
>>578339865Wow thats cute! Thanks!
>>578352029KIKKY
