FORGET ABOUT FREEMAN edition>Previous>>578386675 >WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSAug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHo [Embed]Aug 12 Battle for the Gateway Planet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTltwbS4KY [Embed]Aug 14 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrOOHtrJJBo [Embed]Aug 18 Heart of the Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7LcerKPa4M [Embed]Aug 20 Super Earth Escapes: The Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghsnyLr731c [Embed]>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionAug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012Aug 17 1.007.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134145952
sex with medicdivers
>Laser Sentry now stops firing when it reaches near-overheat>Laser Sentry is also changed so it doesn't have a timed lifespan where after e.g. 120 seconds it despawns automatically, instead it remains on the field indefinitely up until you call another one in, which despawns the previous oneWould you start taking it outside of Pissdiver meme builds?
Setting yourself up for disappointment here, lads
How do we beat them?
>>578520874We're just having some harmless fun
Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons is needed more than ever now that we're losing the southern front so badly.
>>578520921Uninstall the game
>>578520921Mobilize the sushi chefs...
lobby doko
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>>578520874im in orbit over Oasis to see what happens when a planet gets voided
>>578520921Blow them up. Blow up everything. We'll erase the whole galaxy if needed. We cannot let them win.
>>578520992Don’t you grow tired of spamming the same off-topic image all the time?
If the DSS is going to be like the Ishimura, what planet is going to wind up like The Sprawl? Surely not Super Earth again, right?
if you think about billions isn't even that badthey can have india
Everyone ditched the squid front
>>578520921Kill their children Nuke their soldiersGas their civiliansBayonet their woundedShoot their retreaters
>>578520415linked to thread before last award
>>578521604noooooo we can't hecking do that only bad people do that
>>578521585>72,000 players on Void SourceWhy are you a liar?
https://youtu.be/PTMaXcw20Ms?si=Pdho6CmIJ88chMPK>mfw the squids attack Super Earth a second timeCOWABUNGA IT IS
>squid front is permanently voided, and all future squid updates are void related, with maybe only 1 or 2 non-voided squid worldsWould you be mad?
>>578521723Dirlewanger your enemy or your enemy will Dirlewanger you.
>>578521802I'd be mad if the only difference between void planets and normal planets is the color of the background
>>578521802I want to see some weirder stuff, like nonsensical spacetime stuff on maps where walking into a portal somewhere exits you on the other side of the map
>>578521989ARROWHEADHIRE. THIS. MAN.
>>578521989erm too much space magic for our milsim game sorry chud
>>578521989>>578522091>>578522162>>>/fortnite general/
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243092405142/76561198993299329Join my commando bots... ongoing
Good morning saar, we love anime here yes?
>>578522218
>>578522282God I feel bad for that fumo
>>5785222593/4
>>578522218Please
>>578522282DAMN it's the whitest tranime poster...
>>578521989>Anomolous Spacetime modifier>Eagles and Orbitals land in warped patterns>Bullets and Lasers have spirals and curves(malicious) in their path
>Spend 6 months cleaning up southern front>It gets completely taken over in 3 daysWhen are they going to pull HD1 style galactic conquest? This forever war shit is getting tiring
>>578522698>curves(malicious)SWEDEEEEEEN
>>578522282>spends that much money into buying slop instead of moving to a better housewhat with brown people and poor money management?
>>5785222594/4
We're in the endgame now
>>578522907>on top of the hill>overlooking the city bellow>full view of the skyBro is actually living the dream, his house may be a mudhut but you can't deny the view though.
What weapons go best with the Hover Pack?
>>578523313
Been away for a few days. Did the side objective obliterate the Void Source resistance rate or something? We were on track to lose before.
>squids kidnapping our children and turning them into monsterswhat the fuck is their problem? what did we ever do to them?
>>578523596Grenade launchers and flamers for flybys and marksman rifles for positioning
>>578523681>what did we ever do to themAnon, I...
>>578523657Yes>>578523681I think we may have bullied them out of the galaxy and stole their shit, but yeah honestly they're fucking monsters who need to be put down.
>>578523681>what did we ever do to them?They're just returning the favor, we did exactly that to them back in HD1. It's time to accept the fact we are the bad guy
>>578523843we just did a little trolling, what they are doing is way too far
>>578523843>They're just returning the favor, we did exactly that to them back in HD1.I don't remember the part when we turned their kids into monsters and launched a black hole at their home planet
SE is going to figure out void tech and void themselves so theyre finally all alone and at peace while the rest of the universe is raped by bugs boys and squids
Is Super Earth a parody of Israel?
>>578523681Killed 95% of their population.
>>578524000Shhhh shut up shhh!!!!
So this is the moment when we learn the new Super President is actually a squid and let all this shit happen from the inside ?This nigga died and got replaced in like 30 minutes during the siege of super earth, thats fishy as hell.
>>578524159It's ef-fishy-ient as hell:D
>be squid>saw Earth>wanted to establish a co-prosperity galactic empire and more than willing to share their technology with them>the hairless monkeys seen you as a threat>they wiped out 95% of your population>100 years later>"AAAYYYYYYOOOOOO WHY DID DA SQUIDS DO THIS???? WE DINDU NUFFIN!!!!"
>>578524280
>>578524159all those early 00s videos saying Bush is a reptilian but it's the SP as a illuminate
>>578524159>exact plot of Starship Troopers 2
>>578524159Almost like vice presidents are a thing.
>ENTIRE bot front: 12k players>Phact Bay: 16k+ playersFucking brootal. Bots really need MO's otherwise nobody wants to play them.
>>578524463>we never knew who the super president was>we don't know who the super president isNah fuck that shit.
>>578522282>USAid_expenditures.mp4
Gentlemen, I present to you a Lobby. You should consider joining it post-haste lest I crash this thread with off-topic, lust-provoking imagessteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243095851246/76561198040375859
>>578524734Do it regardless.
>>578524803
>>578523951That's due to skill issues not because High Command wouldn't
>>578524159>the super president is a squid
It concerns me that Arrowhead makes no attempt to rework blatantly bad armor passives.
if I hosted a game, would you guys join?my only rule is you cannot have nsfw modded skins on
>>578524930how would you know?
>>578524734FVLL
>>578522449>muh hecking fumo tranny plushie!!!!
Tell me what to think about the K-9 dawg
>>578524880We'll do better this time!>>578524925These niggers aren't even trying to balance weapons and stratagems. What did you expect ? Also nobody really complains about this, not seriously at least, so its not a real problem to them.
>>578524159Maybe Highcommand are all actually AIs, and the Illuminate being on earth allowed them to be corrupted and they've been compromised the whole time
>>578524925Armor passives and boosters have been a mess since day 1.
>>578524925>Everybody begged for an armor passive like Rock Solid>Turns out it just gets you killed more often than not
>>578525063>DogNice, doesnt kill mates as much, bug and voteless grinder>Laser dogDiver killing machine, doesnt reload>K9Diver killing machine>Hot dogBeautiful, exquisite, diver killing machine>GasGood for making enemies dumb
>>578525001
>>578525206>K9>Diver killing machineTell me why this is bad
>>578525063>>578525206As much as the laser dog is a self-harming machine, the fact it barely ever goes on any form of cooldown makes it insanely good at racking up kills.Combine it with a Blitzer and there's no amount of chaff that can hurt you.
>>578525332It zaps everything to a crispEven your pals :(
>milsim is when you have to manually reload everything and your stuff has realistic warning labels on itWhere is advanced recon and mission intel, frontline logistics, suppression mechanics, command roles, traversal tools, etc?
>suddenly Super Earth will just be squid owned because they've been sabotaging us from within>Swedes get to have their fight to retake super earth without pissing off the chinks for letting Equality on Sea fall
>>578525552I really want swedes to just come out and say equality of sea has been wiped out "off-screen".Fucking chinks.
>>578525401The laser doesnt focus enough on an enemy for the fire dot to apply as much Hot Dog is nice because that fucker zooms to their faces
>>578525451A different game. You're welcome to leave
>>578525451>suppression mechanicsyou mean the suppression mechanics that were in the game since day 1?
>>578525451>Where is advanced recon and mission intelLidar>Frontline logisticsSupply packs/call in>suppression mechanicsGas, fire, smoke>command rolesVoice chat screaming>traversal toolsM8, you want a bridge vehicle? Okay, me too
Can't wait to die for Eagleopolis!
>Have mysterious customs and culture>creates worlds of sakura and red maple trees>attacked Super earth in a dirty dishonourable sneak attack>invaded China>have temples and shrines that Super Earth are now destroyingAre the Illuminate based off the Japanese?
I straight up can't play in pub lobbies, constantly filled with retards calling in orbital napalm directly on top of us.
>>578525705the fire dot is quite secondary and only usefull against something like those flesh abominations or hive guards. The laser itself has good enough DPS to chew through low level chaff and will do so without stopping.
>>578525451I dont wanna be doing all thatTheres bridge bunnies that take care of it allWe just get to drop bombs from space and thats all we want
>>578522259we are back down to 3/4... we're not doing so well
>>578524159I just want to go back on Super Earth and murder the squids with my new SEAF squads
>>578525940This is why my load out has been Jump Pack centric, pubs and MG seaf soldiers are a menace
>>578525451You're an artillery observer who can hold your own
>>578525451Suppression isn't real. You think bullets flying past you makes your vision go blurry? What would cause that according to you? Air displacement from bullets?
The fact that you CANNOT go orbit Super Earth by yourself is a fucking disgrace.
Three hundred minimum kills, the Sentry ManIs waiting for his team killing banCalling down turrets in without a planLike the every dailyFriendly-fire deaths from the Sentry ManPutting in as little effort as he canAs he does nothing but MG spamSo he lived theSentry Man, Sentry ManWith his stratagem spam as his planSo he wont standGoing prone do avoid gatling fire when he canSquiggers cry and clankers dieFlamethrower short cooldown makes bugs fryAin't it niceThe life forever forSentries
>>578525451>suppression mechanicsIts literally a thing since release, fucking tourist.
Any drawfags in here?
>>578525914Maybe not because then people might start siding with them.
>>578526436kinda yeah why
>>578525332if you want to teamkill do it on purpose nigger
mfw i've been killed more times by SEAF than the squids for this entire campaign, The second i turn around those MG faggots just shoot my legs
>>578526523Draw Siege-Ready and True Grit laughing at Electrical Conduit.
>>578526328>Laughs in armed resupply pod
>>578526616Nigger you talk to him like he's fucking chat GPT
>>578526712Why respond then?>Hey any mechanics here?>Yeah>Fix my shit>HOW DARE YOU
>>578526768Your parents never told you how ask things nicely, you faggot ? You asked if there was a drawfag, you didn't ask "Hey, does some Drawfag wants to be my personal chat-GPT slave for free ?"
>>578526603same here but the animosity is twofold since I also have killed billions of them with mine fields
>>578526616Draw Siege-Ready and True Grit laughing at Electrical Conduit high quality good lineart perfect color.
>>578526276If I am already shooting at where you leave cover how are you going to leave cover and shoot me before I shoot you
Would the nice drawfriend pwease make me a sketch of a female diver prone with an AMR but she has really thick thighs and a cute butt thankies! ;)
>>578527406Have a dying SEAF chan
@Grok explain why anon is the blackest retard gorilla
>>578527334I jiggle peek u
>>578526768manners go a long way, autisti pray that nobody ever entertains your requests>>578527482I will use one of my stims on her.
>>578527482this is ai btw
>>578527553>I will use one of my stims on her.But then you will die ! You're bleeding out anon !
>>578527663i got 5 more reinforces nigga
>>578526768This is the exact kind of dude who doesn't understand why everybody fucking hates him
>>578527663I can hold out long enough for the SEAF medic to stim me. Since I am solo diving I also have an infinite supply of stims to go through via supply pods.
>>5785276635 reinforces left as a solofag on the squid front inside a city—I'd be surprised if there wasn't a stim box around the corner.
>>578527763>>578527809>>578528026>solofagsHer pussy is all dried up
>>578527406Beep boop.
>THEY'RE LIVES WERE IN YOUR HANDS
>>578525206>Dying to the roverHoly fucking skill issue
>>578526616Thats like 3 whole guys to drawww..
>>578528113(You) didn't join the lobby. Now the toned tomboy SEAF pussy is all mine.
>>578528163how about two scooby snacks
WELCOME TO CALYPSO, GENTLEMENI WILL NOT LIETHE CHANCES OF YOUR SURVIVAL ARE SMALLSOME MAY EVEN TURN AGAINST YOUT FRIENDS AS LIVING CORPSESBUT YOU HAVE MY WORD, THAT I WILL USE MY DEMOCRATIC GIFTS TO ENSURE YOUR BODIES ARE GIVEN UNTO BRASCHS GARDENTHIS IS THE GREATEST REWARD. MORE THAN EVEN CREDITS. FOR THE FATE OF YOUR FREEDOM IS A ETERNAL CONCERNNOW COME. FOLLOW ME. STRIKE DOWN THE UNDEAD THAT RISE AGAINST US. ALLOW ME TO FIND THIS ELDRITCH AMULET.I ASK NOT FOR MY OWN SELFISH STUDIES, BUT FOR THE GOOD OF SUPER EARTH.
genuinely soulless ai shitlop
>>578525451Bots used to suppress one another if they fired over eachother's heads funny enough.It's why people were confused when a giant conga line of heavy devs shooting toward you couldn't hit shit but if you encountered one by itself it'd fucking laser you down in a second.
>>578528128>use the airburst launcher with a loader>>kill so many SEAFies you end up traitor and kill the whole squadWorth it>>578528163Don't draw it faggot, he didn't even say please. Have some fucking self-respect.
>>578528113>deadweight shitter talking
>>578528234
>>578527482>t- 00:59:00>full revives>no extraction called>resupply isnt on cooldownjust stim her
2 hours till nothing happens to the void
>>578528265Quite literally false. The devestators shoot so many projectiles they roll heads shots faster you cretin. This applies to all ranges and they can will and do just blow your fucked head off from across the map randomly
>>578528516>anon explains something that used to happen back then, and its absolutely true by the way>this autismo takes it as an insult somehow and flips his shitBrown behavior
>>578528163>>578526616This is precisely why drawfags have been replaced by AI. NovelAI doesn't bitch and complain at you. It just does what you want.
>>578528516dumb nigger
>>578528516Retard
>>578528662It also produces absolute slop. Yeah its good to make some shit you don't care too much about. But so far, commissioning an artist is still the only way to have something nice.t. i have plenty of OC for roleplay purpose and i would never use AI slop for those, even tho good artists can be expensive.
>>578528657The game has never had and never will have "suppression" because swiggers can't code for shit.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243101545061D10 final liberation of squigger planet
>>578528662speak for yourself, faggot. Drawfags have been making the palworld threads on /v/ spectacular
>>578527030You forgot to add "masterpiece" to your prompt. This is why you'll never get hired as a professional promptsman.>>578528662@grok is this true
>>578517745when it comes to AH always bet on nothing
>>578528851Please everyone point at this tourist and laugh.
>>578528850>"I suck at prompting"If you know what you're doing then AI art is indistinguishable from a skilled human artist.
>>578528378God, he's so hot...
>>578529050Now this is pure fucking copium.
>>578528662>It just does what you want.waaah yessuhree, ah do say, and ah muhst mean ah do declah, ah am only bayin tuh tahp dallah, most dawcile arteesteec negroes y'all can fand 'round heah
>nah bro the game has a suppression system>it just applies to a single faction and is also totally unnoticeableanother dorktide win....
>>578529258So we went from "There's no suppression system" to it exists. You lost, faggot.
>>5785288562/4
heres my contribution did i make it in time for the epic meme?
>>578529027>It's totally real guys>I read it on r/helldivers>Not a single data mined value for it>Not a single patch noteI expect nothing less from 40k faggots. At least dorktide has a functioning depression system.
>>578529409what's the prompt?
>>578529386
>>578529409Sure, i'll add it to my collection anon.>>578529420Have you tried to, you know, play the game ? I'm done talking to you by the way. You're either trolling or mentally retarded.
>>578528856FVLL.
>>578526940Fuck off nigger this isn't a men's club. Get those soft hands out of here.
>Actual squeaker in a /hdg/ lobby
>>578529335>it exists but also does nothingso it doesn't exist. got it.
>>578529420>hever never encountered it because he never plays bots because he's a bugshitterWhy do we even have expectations of bugtrannies at this point?
>>578529603gucci accidentally hotmic'd again?
why do indians get so mad about anime?
>>578529603You better record that shit. That would explain some of the braindead takes and very low quality posting in this thread.
>>578527482>Hip wound>Not even bleeding that bad>Meanwhile you're actually bleeding outStim yourself and carry her to safety.
>>578529603is it Swedish Fish again?
>>578529675seemingly just g1 as of late, also lobby doko?
Are we actually stopping the void? Or will we only free a local cluster of planets? Or is it all gonna be for nothing and we just traded 1 planet for 11?
Sometimes i wonder, how many faggots posting here are actually just brown kids.
>>578528662Based, fucked drawfags. Whiniest queers on the planet next to the likes of DnD players.
>everyone that doesn't like tr*nime is indiannew troon cope just dropped
>>578529872On one hand we should expect very little from AH, so what we got is what we have for new stuff most likely. On the other they won't just collapse it after they expanded it and made a brand new map mechanic just for it. Soooo maybe we will "win" but there will be another planet keeping it up that we will have to assault a year later, or it will only get smaller rather than collapse, idk.
>>578529563>>578527482>>578529386reminder that beautiful blonde blue eyed seaf girls are being sent to their deaths by the trillions while brown skin brown eyed black hair bald women are enjoying joy in cushy air-conditioned ships and offices
>>578529876
>>578529876We'll have to post our grown white man feet to prove outselves
The reveal is imminent.
>>578529692>a child is speaking>RECORD IT RECORD IT NOWWWWWWWfound the pedocreep indian
>>578530145gay oldman
>>578526016>>578522259ITS OVER (GG to those who participated)
>>578529876>>578530167i got an idea>receipt and timestamp for an alcoholic bev of your choiceand if your parents seriously agreed to buy that shit for you then I'm sorry for you and you shouldn't be here
>>578530279I didn't see any brownoids in the Epstein files
>>578530139That's why we're down there with them instead of sitting on the Super Destroyer.
>>578529647>>578529692>>578529834some kid named FinnschkoShot me head on extract >:(https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198754796934
>>578530221Reveal will be at Gamescom or not at all
>>578530167ok then
>>578530515helldivers 2 is about White Erasure...?
>>578530660INTO MY TOE FOLDER YOU GO
>>578530660why the fuck are you wearing stirrup socks
>>578529876it's everyoneincluding (You)
>>578530828I get that american healthcare is bad, but seriously?
>>578530828Thats for my fucked up ankle
>>578530887>>578530890whatever you say, sissy femboy faggots
>>578530663It's about Fortnite and LARPing as military with neon-bright colors.
>>57852225910/10 disco party
>>578530859I took this screencap, you cannot use it against me. Also i posted my feet, i'm white>>578530827Bro' they aren't even nice and my nails are all fucked. Don't do this
What's up my fellow White Aryans
>>578530663Yet more evidence for the Super Earth = Israel theory
>>578531021so which armor is this supposed to go with?
>>578530660that's AI
Daily reminder if your hair isn't blonde and your eyes isn't blue, you're not true White, you're a mystery meat mutt at best.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243104660458/76561197994442498Lobby here
Can we go back to making silly pictures
>bro wears sissy socks for his weak princess ankles because he's obese with a giant ass and moobs
>>578531412It's private
>>578531162None, but when it comes out... at least modders will get to the colors easily enough.
>>578531487i can't draw :(but some anons appreciated the shitty half-traced edits i made enough to post them every now and then :)
>>578531621Nigga i can't draw either, still made something.
>>578531341>and your eyes isn't blueNice try saar
i like the one two but the lack of magazines kills it.
>>578531412Fixed, forgot to change it back
:3
I'm not saving that one
>propaganda: le wholesome seaf-chan loves helldiver UwU>reality: fragging helldivers every opportunity they can out of hatred for getting thrown into the killing fields
the whole "we scrapped it" interview was a bit
>>578531721sorry I'm Swiss :(
>>5785314123/4
>>578532226>difficult enemiesreddits gonna FREAK
>>578531412FVLL
>>578532226This, unironically. I CANNOT believe they went this far with those, and then just said "lol well thats shit". Those units have more work into them than the whole current roster. Call me a delusional retard, but i REFUSE to believe the lazy fucks at Arrowhead would just scrap this shit so late in dev because it did not feel right to them, or whatever they say.
>get to the end of a mission>the dumb nigger host executes me twice for no reason>his buddy executes me a third time so I can't extractMost people in this game are chill but what the hell man.
>>578531341>only blonde when I was a toddler>grew out of being white
>>578532562they were laughing the whole time
Lib carbine with short mags has all the ergo and ammo in the world, but I am NOT reloading every two bursts.It's honestly like a shittier version of one of the laser guns then. Pinpoint, endless ammo, but need to wait. Except you need to reload.
>>578532279>AGP furry coomersdisgust>>578532498It's possible they did scrap them because the design and tone etc were off. They are a little more cartoony, less grim, etc.But what they then created isn't something they could be very critical about: they blew their first chance and the second attempt was already a year late. The current squids are cope.
>>578532562You trust pubbies?
>>578532562Another reason I don't play with randos
>>578532752If they really did scrap them to make whatever we got now, they're even bigger retards than i ever thought. Because what they made right now is the most uninspired shit i've ever seen.
>>578531341My blonde hair darkened with age and so did my A10 eyes. Now I am a sandy blonde C20 freak.
>>578532914Put all together the new squids are pretty good.Crushers + necromorphs is nice,watchers / watcher spam sucks.The mechs are cool, always have been.the overseers are just okay.the voteless and fleshmobs though. It could've been a separate faction for the invasion of super earth, sometimes a modifier.
>>578532562>last to extract>dude standing on ramp saying go go go>fag knocks me away from pelican door>while in midair pop his stupid fucking head off>get in pelicanthis didnt happen btw he knocked me down the cliff and i got mauled trying to get back up
>>578530279Recording and making fun of children in vidya is a time-honored traditionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5TWbeav7hI
My favorite and most memorable pubby game was>Drop in>they already did main objectives >theyre all standing in a circle>team kill me>host says "Thats another one, boys.">im kickedFunny lads I'll never forget em
>>578532914uninspired dogshit fits the aesthetic vision for the gamedarth squid with a laser whip is sci-fi starwars bullshit that would ruin the realism
>>578533530would be funny if they weren't likely chaosdiver trannies
>>578533743the first time anon mentioned that was way before the whole chaosdiver bullshit
>thinks of trannies unprompted
>Patriot Exosuit>Swap rocket launcher to the right arm so it gets priority targeting on the crosshair and becomes far easier to aim>Remove the recoil from the minigun because why the fuck is this the exception to the rule? None of the FRVs or other Exosuits have recoil on their weaponsThere, the Patriot is now usable.
>>578533823trannies proved that AGP (fetishising thinking of yourself as a female) isn't anything to do with trannyism, chudit's not a fetish it's their identity they were born with
>The squids got the DSS Thank fuck for that they can keep it honestly
>>578534001>>Remove the recoil from the minigun because why the fuck is this the exception to the rule? None of the FRVs or other Exosuits have recoil on their weaponsWait, the Patriot has recoil on the minigun?
>>578533642>bugs as tall as small apartment buildings>bugs as tall as major skyscrapers>robots actively engaging in socialism>flesh-mutating cephalopod people>FTL drives that run on space oil>galaxy-spanning government system that manages to hide how deeply corrupt it actually is from 99.95% of it's own population for centuries>realism
>>578533642>ruin the realismNigger, we are literally wearing capes into battle.
>>578532804>>578532909randos are randossome think randomly getting shot in the head on purpose is just banter and some ban you for activating their hellbomb backpack and sparta kicking them off a cliff
>>578527482>revolver>25/48
>>578533530>Doing ICBM terminal>No enemies so we're just standing around>Random does RPS with me while the host stands and watches>Random loses>Host instantly blows his head off with the senator
>>578534403current/total ammo reserves, 6 in the chamber
>>578534403>doesn't play the game
>>578534403retard jeet
>>578534412Kek deservedWhat would the RPS sides be if they were the factions?Bug > Squid > Bot > Bug?
>>578534293Yep, to be clear, the only other weapon on an exosuit with recoil that's far higher is the anti-tank cannon on the Lumberer, which is irrelevant because it can't shoot that fast for it to matter. The circle recovers by the time the next round loads.The Breakthrough has negligible recoil on its shotgun, and the Emancipator is the same. Meanwhile the minigun on the Patriot has insane kick.
the existence of a low IQ retard implies the existence of a high IQ retard
>>578534403>he doesn't call in a jumppack, fire off 23 senator shots, use rounds reload, and go through 9-11 stims and 0-2 grenades in the first minuteNGMI
45 to 60 minutes to seeing what the result of taking Sissy will be. Don't be late for the real time update.
>>578527482This is what you get for solofagging.Tags: GURO, RYONA, SNUFF.>>578535006It exists, yeah.
>>578535006Correct. Low iq retard: that guyHigh iq functioning retard: me
>>578532585Man contracted reverse-vitiligo
>>578534001But the patriot is the best mech for general use after the heavy enemy nerfs because it has a ton of minigun ammo. The emancipator has fuck all ammo for the waves of light trash spam
>>578535006it's a subvariant of the based retard
>>578527482>tranime blob on the verge of a painful deathif only the rest of xer ilk would follow
>>578535006Literally me frfr.
>>578535273The Emancipator is for medium/heavy killing, not trash killing.The Patriot does not have enough ammunition to be worthwhile on current Squids, and landing rockets on Crushers may as well be like trying to hit a lamppost with darts.
>>578534385>Plays with crossplay on>Vents about subhumansTurn it off then, oh wait, you are on console LAMO
>>578535273everytime I use the patriot I wish it was either the lumberer or the hmg emplacement
What the fuck is up with the Breakthrough having like four rounds instead of 64 on the right arm? Am I doing this wrong?
>>578535438You can still just m1 everything as nothing but a harvester beam can hurt the mechs anymore. Call it in, cap a flag for free, move on, call in another next objective. It's not big brain stuff bro.
>>578535873you know you have to reload the gun right
>>578535873It's the only mech with a weapon that needs reloading.
>>578535873press R
>>578535438The Emancipator is for everything killing, but staying with your team helps with ammo economy.Landing Patriot rockets on crusher helmets isn't actually that hard. It's honestly harder to pop their heads with the minigun.>>578535873You have to reload it, you dingdong.
>>578535415necoarc owes me hot steamy sweaty 2 hour sex
>>578529876would say around 90% anons here are brown the rest are autistic white people are here only lurking never posting
>>578532752Tbf the factions are meant to be cartoony and not very grim. The Cultists fit the tone and aesthetic far more than current Illuminate.
super earth's strongest soldier
>>578535873these are the type of people who enter tank's gunner seat in pubs
>>578521356Getting gaped vibes from this post.
>>578535006They're called communists
>>578536274*gulp*
>>578536053>Landing Patriot rockets on crusher helmets isn't actually that hard. It's honestly harder to pop their heads with the minigun.Minigun is AP4, hence why it's so hard because the helmet is AP4 too so it tanks 40% of the damage. And I find landing rockets on them extremely difficult because the rocket doesn't follow the crosshair properly since Arrowhead fucked the targeting in an attempt to fix the Patriot nuking itself when turning right and firing a rocket.
>>578536416>Minigun is AP4the minigun is ap3 you dunce
>eldar>snobby longnosers with way advanced tech>literally think themselves too good for everyone else>get their shit pushed in repeatedly>have cousins which turn living beings into slaves and furniture for fun>the shitfit they threw has galaxy wide ramifications alongside leaving a giant gaping reality-warping asshole affecting a third of the galactic plane>current illuminate>snobby longtentaclers with way advanced tech>literally think themselves above everyone else>got their shit pushed in royally once before>turn humans into their combat slaves and structures because they can>threw a shitfit that had galaxy wide ramifications alongside leaving a giant gaping reality warping asshole affecting a third of the galactic plane>coincides with the warhammer bond releasemasters of subltety, these swedes
>>578535951>>578535993>>578536048oh shit thanks hahabtw my stalwart bullets keep bouncing off the orange bug with V head how are you supposed to kill it???
>>578536194For me, it's expiesBut proots are pretty rad
Spore bugs have ruined me, regular bugs feel like a literal snoozefest tutorial for babies
>>578536416>since Arrowhead fucked the targeting in an attempt to fix the Patriot nuking itself when turning right and firing a rocket.glad it's not just me that noticed this. I could snipe bile titan heads from afar like it was nothing before the fix and these days I can't even trust that it makes an attempt at hitting where I'm aiming
>>578536728Bug weakness is always ass and sides Dive away while firing or throw a grenade under it
>>578536416Patriot minigun bullets literally bounce off the helmet, tourist
>>578536691Let me guess, they've been kicked off of 109 planets, but it was always someone else's fault?
>>578536194>>578536757kill yourselves you subhuman furtranniessparklewolf ocs are bad enough but somehow you manage to be even worse
>>578531412back to 3/4 for two more missions!thanks for coming anon and gz
>>578536824They could revert the "fix" now as they increased the hp and amour value of the rocket pod so they don't instant explodeBut they won't because swiggers gon swig
>>578536914you joke but me and a friend discussed eldar once and the amount of jew parallels that came up were way past coincidentalold GW was brunt
>>578536274Seaf-chan is no longer asking for c-01, now git and do your duty.
>>578536967<3 you too anon
>>578526436Barely
>liberation stuck at 99oh goy!!!! what will happen next!!!!
>>578536967What drives a lower caste to protect izzat they don't have? The protogen mod has been on nexus for 2 years
>>578537189honestly furfags make me start to balance our whether we should allow for mind police dystopian nightmare states.
>void planet is now considered encircled at -.33% resistance Huh?
sex
Player driven narrative bros we lost AGAIN!!!
>>578531412we have been full again, sorry
Disappear already
>crushers and veracitors chasing you>you now have to climb 20 gorillion invisible objects that don't exist and swiggers materialized so they can close the gap on you and oneshot you
>>578537301Furries control the IT infrastructure of the entire world, watch what you say
>hug lone survivor seaf medic>it's a girl, says she loves me>i love her too>protect her for almost the entire mission>she finally falls to a fucking leviathan as i run up to stim her>kill myself next to her
>>578537310>accelerating the conquest of Seasse when it'd be captured in 30 minutes anywayHuh? Why?Do swedes even work during the weekend?
>>578537528touch grass incel
>>578537485This is why I spam orbitals so the map is just a nice hilly no man's land. Walking barrage my beloved...
>>578537528that was stimberly, she looks like this without the helmet
>>578537693Cute
>>578537693Imagine her cute stim brown femcock.
>>578537485Inventing problems to get mad at
>liberation stuck on 99%Uh oh, stinky.Udjeet and Jewl didn't account for this.
>>578537528kino
>>578537189>milkie>on disposable frontlineserm, aren't they smart according to the lore and regular expies should be cannon fodder instead?
>>578537739NO NO NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY BROWN UGLY BROWN BAD
>>578537693Too fat
>>578537693ugly + brown + not lore accurate + dumb name
>>578537528based
>>578537693>fat>gay>niggerKill yourself.
>>578537693>stimberlyHer nam is Stimantha, actually.
>>578537791That hill and those stairs you could simply walk up to? Forget how to walk and climb them like a mongoloid using your whole body instead while going twice as slow! Don't want to do that? Too late, you are now trapped inside their geometry and you either climb or die.
>>578537693I would rather get fucked by a twink femboy than be stimmed by her and I am not even gay
>>578537882>>578537957>>578537984>>578537996finally some real White Pride Replies
>>5785288563/4 again we lost a guy
>>578537796companion app says about 6 minutes
>rando chinks join you and ask for spawning it>asking questions about it or whatever makes them leave your lobbywtf
>FORCE TRANSPORTED TO SEUHHH?
>>578523313>Massive world-ending cataclysm>Workers are allowed to work from homeShit citizens got their stuff better than US lmao
>>578528856i'm sorry my internet dropped at the end of the 2nd mission, ggs, don't lop my head off
>>578538161just write>1989 tiananmen squarein the chat and every chink disappears from the lobby instantly, it is that easy!
>>578538179what the fuck>boot the game up>alarms blaring in my ship>force transported to Super Earthwhat the fuck is going on
>planets in void no longer identified
>>578538152Companion app know about force stuck 99%?
Uhhh... All the planets in the void save for VSP is now unidentified...
IT'SFUCKINGHAPPENINGIT'SFUCKINGHAPPENING
>>578538392>>578538427>>578538179
>>578538471i'm scared bros...
>>578538549If all you're going to do is post unrelated twitter rage bait you should kill yourself as painfully as possible.
The scientists resetted the void?
VSP is now broken and has zero resistance. Happening status?
>stuck at 99%SWEDEN
>>578538650Saar, the goyblock, eet it
Are short mags worth using on the Lib Carbine?
Everything's gone!
>two and a half years later and people still don't fucking know that the in-game liberation tracker always stops at 99.000%Fucking tourists.
>>578537996>twink femboy>not gayI've got news for you anon
>>578538853It's like 30% max ammo for free. The only reason you wouldn't is if you have the crutch pack
Nothing ever happens
OH NO NO NO NO VSPSISSIES NONE OF IT MATTERED AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH
>>578538853Hate reloading
MO when?
>>578538853If you combine it with a 30% faster primary reload perk, yes. Reload takes literally one second so you'll never be caught empty.
I'm sure Joel is just on his nap break right now before updating the map. Surely. Any minute now.
>nothingShocker
>>578537504thankfully the AI saars will replace them
Void is receding in real time in the Galaxy Map
The Rirga Bay Void Gate seems to be...offline?
>>578539340little void blip at the top looks like lips
>>578522282>>578316505you further embarrass yourself every time you post this
>>578539340Oh shit Alaraph's out of the Void
MO completed
>>578539340We did it Reddit!
>>578539604And then super earth gets voided
New Stockholm is hell.
>void recedng, planets inside getting ejected out>calypso is still missing without explanationBros I'm scared..
>>578539604Bravo, Sweden
Here's the actual dispatch, just got it in-game.
>>578539793Oh thats just the regular text im retarded
>>578536627>>578536856Then why did the other anon say it's so hard to knock the helmet off with the minigun? Why am I getting all the grief here?
We did it bros, now let's go to bug front and have some fun!
>Void obliteratedTHERES STILL SOME IN MY MAP AIEEE SWIGGERS HELP ME
helmet? warbond? cultists? literally anything?
>>578539971He was probably shooting at Crushers that another teammate was also shooting, so he didn't realize that his gun was doing zero damage and the helmet was getting popped by someone else. You have to be very unobservant to not realize this, but that's about what you should expect from HD2 players at this point.
>>578539921Well lads, did you enjoy yourselves?
>We Did It Reddit-tier message>no helmet>no cultists>no nothing>void's going awayAnd this entire time I could've gone to the store, bought a pizza and eaten it
>NOTHINGphact bay chads vindicated
I guess I should leave the void before it collapses...
>>578539971anon said that hitting the HEADS with the MINIGUN is more difficult than hitting HELMETS with the ROCKET pod you dumbassthe HEAD that you have to hit after you remove the HELMET
>>578540314I'm staying at the VSP until it boots me out, still coping that something will happen
>complete major order>major order becomes completedWhat the fuck?
>>578540183So what next?
Uhhh..?
>40 memedalsyippee, spielen and keelmeselfeelen
>knock the crusher's helmet off>his arms will now be obscuring his head for at least 5 secondsyou just know some swigger nut glazer will say you're a shitter for calling this annoying and not difficult
>>578540357That's just not true though? The minigun actually follows the crosshair, the rocket launcher does not. You are actively gimped trying to shoot anything with the left pod.You don't make sense.
>>578540129So I guess I need to change back to a bot loadout, what's working well these days?
>>578540357The mech has aim assist so I'm not sure what the skill issue is here
>>578540654>The mech has aim assist so I'm not sure what the skill issue is herewhat
>>578540183Don't forget>Have to liberate all 11 planets they took from us
>calypso still who the fuck knows where>lost like 12 planets to horse shitPottery
>majority of the squid front planets that were voided are now DMZ'd so we can't go to them
Can we go back to raping what remains of the bot front?
>click on Afoyay Bay in the companion app>CCoD says signal lostUh, guys?
>majority went back to bugslol
UVP DELTA WAS THE REAL VOID SOURCE
>>578532585>>578535270uncle ruckus plays helldivers?
>>578540931>i'm going to lose access to Martale, Charon Prima and Matar BayThose are literally my comfydiving planets. Don't do this to me.
>>578540568Helmet knockoff should trigger a berserk state when it just beelines you but its arms are down.
Maybe the real Cultists was the friends we made along the way
>>578541030>buGODs won another MOnothing new
>/hdg/ lobby chance>95% tryhards that don't say shit and can barely complete the mission>5% funny guys, lots of chatting, meme loadouts, full clears
>told to trust the science>solve the void problem in one campaignEXPECTATIONS = SUBVERTEDSWEDEN YES
I love whenever AH lets us do something it means REMOVING CONTENT
We won, now what?
If I was AH, I would add in the cultists and immediately attack Super Earth because the DSS is now out of commission and too much Manpower has been spent on the void shit (it was a distraction to the REAL goal)
void has shrunk down to just Seasse now
Now we Sex
I need SC
The universe's gaping wound was closed and billions were saved
Initiating FTL jump to your mother's house
afoyay bay is going to get memed as soon as the void is gonemark my words
>multi million dollar live service game you can update on they fly with in-game news channel>the channel they used for the previous events >chatgpt text message that winner is you>you can fuck off nowIs this what people really want?
>squids are over>have to go back to hearing bugtrannies gloat and copethe swedes are real coniving likethey make us finish objectives so we can go back to having to listen to bugshitter babble
>>578540990status nominal
>>578541574>gravitational pull so strong it rips apart the Super Destroyer on arrival
>we actually stopped the voidWell color me surprised
>>578541598The reformed dissidents in charge of the DSS would never betray us.
>description just mentions the helmet So they just made a single helmet that doesn't match any armor with no accompanying armor to go with it?
>I sure hope all this buildup is not for nothing!!>Timer runs out>Nothing
>>578541665live-service done right :)
Those blue panels are gonna bother me until we get the rest of the set.
No helmet for me..
Guys, why does Meridia look like that?
Do we at least keep the new squid missions or are they back to being unfinished slop?
>4 GB update just started
>>578542143"Back" to unfinished slop?
>>578541863next update with be cultists and armor customization trust the plan
>>578541665>MO says that the void will disappear when we win>Void disappears when we winWOOOOOOOOOOOOW HOW COULD NARROWHEAD DO THIS TO ME?????
Neat.
>>578542176On a sunday?You have to have been born yesterday to fall for it
yfw Heavy SEAF presence is gone for the next few months
>>578542302>matches absolutely no armorThanks Sweden
Dispatches have NEVER lead to anything
>>578542431it did not take very long for mega cities to be rolled out to every faction after the squids invaded super earth
>>578542143>>578541295
>>578542431>introduce new stuff in a big update event>event ends>all the new stuff is gone with itwhy is AH like this
>>578528856GGs lads too bad the last mission was an edge extract
What now
>>578542493not true, they've led to decreasing player counts
as long as the lights don't shine onto the armor this kind of works, right?
>voidwalker>blue colored not purple
>>578542087what the fuck
>>578542256>expecting the buildup we have been seeing to result in anything at all in a live service game that just had 6 months of content drought for a tiny update
>>578542520it took about 2 warbonds so like 2 months
>>578542431
Uh, guys? Seasse is on the map but I'm still at the VSP's coordinates...
okay fuck this i haven't eaten all dayI'm gonna go eat
Wasn't the next helmet that got leaked but related? More gloom fuckery I guess
>>578542256>Gotta vault that content>Can't give players too much Must have some glossy lips from licking all those boots
After grinding for two days I finally managed to claw my way too 1000 super credits, which War Bond should I buy?I remember everybody always said how good freedom's flame was.
>he expected ‘something’lol
RD-4?
>>578542657Absolutely not
>DSS event was purely a text thing with zero impact on the game>scientists were purely a text event with zero impact on the gamenothings gonna happen anytime soon2 enemies, 1 biome and some text adventures really was everything AH produced in a quarter of a year
>>578542813control group for the warp pack so you can farm SC faster/easier
back to delivering packages>plays Low Roar
>>578542756 (me)Bug*
>Meridian Black Hole is singing and wailingGo over there right the fuck nowI'm not jokingNo it's not the ship creakingThe Black Hole is singing.
Okay bot lobby doko, fuck this shit
>>578542859the cape kinda saves it with the much needed purple
>>578542721High Command is lying to us, Seasse was never the VSP
>every helm/armor sets use different shades of the same color so nothing matches properlyI defy you to tell me that isn’t malicious.
>>578543018oh yeahthose are whale soundsguess we're getting more content soonish
>>578543005MINUS SIXTY ONE
>>578542087>>578542661
>>578543000>finally I've got enough credits to buy a warbond>now I can buy this warbond so I can grind creditsIt's a never ending cycle but that's probably what I'll do.
>>578543018It's the same as before though?It always made spooky sounds
>restart game when I'm still at the void source planet>forced back to super earth
>>578537693SEEEX
If they don't want to do transmog they should at least make helmets be able to color match your armor.If fucking Bioware can make it happen for SWTOR, AH really has no excuse.
>>578543297>>578543369When did it start doing that? I've been there on a few occasions and idled but I've never heard themMust've fucked with my volume or something if I didn't
soooo nothing burger?
>>578543005Keep on keeping on
d10 void steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243116816184/76561198066017633
um.
>>578543018It will be doing that for about 6 months until they add a single new zombie enemy
>>578543018same sounds as always
Copebros… go on without me…
IF we get cultists it will be in decemberUntil then they’re going to slowly dripfeed the content they just took away back into the game (SEAF on bots, then bugs, then vote snatchers appear on a playable planet). Then bot and bug MO campaigns. Maybe drop one of the biomes on bots or bugs or at least open it back up on squids. The whole time they’ll keep blue balling us with hints that cultists are coming. Then in december they won’t. also apc never
>use new helmet>when i operate a terminal it shows me without a headlmao
>Illuminate were actually fun to fight when all the different enemies types were fighting as one force>Now we're going to go back to them all being separated, ruining enemy variety
>Void campaign is finished>AH not showing anything at gamescom>No Cultists, no Calpyso, no Dead space What now?
>>578543297>>578543369>>578543680>>578543707>it used to be silent before the squids arrived but has remained noisy ever sincefixed
>>578542962It wasn't nothing. It was tease for new squid content in next year!
meridia did NOT make these noises before and you will not gaslight me into believing that it did
Did anyone seriously expect anything to happen on a Sunday? There's no swedes at the office.
>wretches are ported from bugs>crushers are ported from botsWhat the fuck is faction identity, is it tasty?
I'M GOING IN
HOLY SHIT CONTENT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE, TURN ON STROHMANN NEWS
>>578543878>setting servers to do X when condition Y is met is lostechSad!
>>578541030Oh hey 12k still squiddin, 17k on bots aye fair enough I wonder if the bugnigs....ah 42k, figures...I remember reading a comment somewhere on youtube, some guy saying that he doesn't want another job playing this game, so he only does bugs, mindboggling.
>>578543941protoss? it doesn’t fit the FANTASY scrap it NOW
guys the fucking DSS is gone
>180k log on to see what happens when major order completes>nothing happens>35k log off alreadyWhat about Calypso disappearing, the DSS being “sterilized”, the science team going bat shit insane hijacking dispatches
>>578531412anons fought the fight so long and never surrendered to temptationthank you for hosting, anon!
>>578544192All for the illusion of making you think something happened
Back to the real game: Bots
>>578544012>42k on bugs>front does not move an INCHWhat's a word for when something is impressive but in reverse?
>>578542075That armor + champion of the people helmet + creek cape are probably the best set IMO>>578541863I wish it was a little more grey but I will probably run this set
>>578544192Meber star of piss test firing.
>>578544116never mind, it was just a swigger glitchhere's the proof I wasn't making shit up and just jumped to conclusions too quickly without properly taking swedish incompetence into account
>>578543581nvm my internet is shit rn
>seasse is still its original biomewhat the fuck happened to all the terraforming the squids did to it? that shit doesn't just go away
>>5785441924 more months of flavor text teasers sorryenjoy the next bot MO
>>578541863I don't care if it clashes, I'm going to rep as a squid diver.
>>578544679Want me to host sex gaming lobby instead, b0ss?
>>578544679Oh wow, i thought you didn't want to wait and closed the lobby. Turns out I was just dropped lol.
>>578544681VSP wasn't Seasse, I'm still at the VSP
>>578544681Space magic
>>578543339Warp Pack is just really good in general anyway, since it gives you stupidly good mobility. Most of the rest of the warbond isn't bad either.
>>578544421Wow it's like the bugs actually put up a fight while squids are easymode
>>578544821Bott sex??
>>578544681That was inside the warp bro this is real space
All that effort just for a gay helmet
>>578544976>it's like the bugs actually put up a fightBAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>578544416https://litter.catbox.moe/8ctzxz.mp4
>>578544967Literally everything in that bond is shit except the warp pack...
>>578544875they literally said in the major order text the VSP was seasse
>>578544976>bugniggers actually believe thislmao
>>578544421I'm gonna go with retardedly impressive.
>>578545026If so. Why wasn't meridian gateway then? Would make lot more sense
Time to go back to bot
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243119461114/76561197962839239fighting something i dont know
>>578545070somehow that's less annoying than:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0RxgkI73vE
>yet another DSS blowing up tease>nothing happensJust blow it up. Building new one with better abilites would be some content.
B-22 Model Citizen looks decent enough with the Void Piercer helmet.
>>5785453393/4
A lot of real estate to take back.
>>578545339full
>>578545721What do you think the next MO is going to be about, silly?
>>578545047>>578545147>here's your hard faction bro
Now that they've added massive amounts of fighting npcs, and it hasn't broken the ps5, are we going to get:Squid vs BugSquid vs BotBot vs Bug
>>578544967Having new stuff is always fun. How much better is the warp pack compared to the jump pack? I've been using that basically since day one, and have always enjoyed it.
DONT GIVE UP YET MY COPEBROSWE WILL GET THE TRUE UPDATE REVEAL AT GAMESCOMCULTISTS, CALYPSO, DSS, ALL WILL BE REVEALED AND IT WILL BE GLORIOUS
>>578545854>temu botsnow try it with hulks and striders
>>578545854>half reinforcements gone
>>578545279im shaking is this real?
>bugdivers are bashing their heads against phact bay again
I had fun this event.
>>578545721>anyone not already having max squid fatigue
>>578545875Squids will use Void Magic (TM) to make the bugs into super bugs. The bots will join with Super Earth to fight them.
>>578545721Kinda surprised we didn’t get another part to reclaim 4 or so formerly void worlds
>>578546187I had fun on the VSP with the "full" illuminate roster. everything else was gay and going back to normal squids is simply impossible
>>578545984You don't get the vertical traversal, but since it has a shorter cooldown than Jump Pack you can blink more often which means more horizontal distance covered. It also "auto-searches" elevation at the destination so you can literally jump off a cliff, warp towards a ledge that you're already at equal height with, and land safely at your destination. And yes, you can blink through walls too, and telefrag enemies (bigger enemies will telefrag you though).
Well that was a letdown. But, just like every other fuckin Arrowhead update; we saw everything there was to see Day 1.Two zombies.And a biome. See you near Christmas I guess
>>578546295Next thing will probably be something like >ok helldivers go kill 20 billion bugs so we can harvest their teeth to sell to pregnant mothers in order to fund a new crew for the DSS
>>578546405Gamergirl moment
>>578546187drop me into a huge map with the AMR and supply pack, spawn enemies at +300m and i will have fun sniping
>>578546461Who are you replying to?
>>578545721It would be neat if they kept the enemy resistence at 0 so those of us that actually dive squids will be capable of clearing it. Shit will still take months at that rate.
Sometimes I love that bastard.
>>578545721>>578546295We definitely need an "Operation Border Gore" MO to clean up a lot of these worlds.
>>578546405Oh cool, my biggest issue with the jump pack was always it's long ass cool down. Blinking through walls is going to be much easier than clipping through with the mech too
>>578546565warp pack and epoch are girl stratagems
>Void gone>DSS still hijacked>DSS picked up dissidents from Afoyay Bay>Calypso still missing>Singing heard from the Meridian SingularityContent soon
Calypso is still 'hidden' on the map even after we collapsed the Void. So I wouldn't say that the text stuff amounted to nothing, technically. It'll go untouched for the next several months, until it's time for another major confrontation with the Squids.
>>578546834Are you feeling some repressed emotions that are surfacing due to reading trigger words, anon?
How come we dont get the cool modified SEAF liberator that does 90 damage with Med Pen?
>yeaah bro we'll get a major confrontation with the squds brooo>it's just more zombie slop
I missed the bots
>chews through its entire ammo reserves just to kill a couple devastatorsAm i supposed to always bring supply pack and burst fire with this thing?
This means we need to target the bugs
>>578547230Because the Helldiver version has to be stripped down for weight so that it can be carried on the hellpod.
>>578547034I just visited Meridian and heard no singing.
I hope the new missions and warp gates replacing the ships in bases gets added to the normal squid front soon. Shit I’d be happy enough if the gazer spires get turned into side objectives like a detector tower just some variety and actually squid side objectives than just the cog disrupter
>>578547230because uh... grunt fantasy
>>578547034
>>578546758My two cents, while almost irrelevant do keep in mind the warp pack does make noise, so the jump pack is stilm the sneaky diver's choice. But like he said for everything else except decent verticality, warp pack is better.There's also the hover pack, but besides flamethrower memes or really high sightseeing it's not good.>>578547230I mean come on, it's just so they aren't useless, consider it a non canon liberator.
>>578547034>Void gone>Calypso still missingonly factual parts of this post
>>578547374
>>578547230Because you're not a braindead NPC. Right?
>>578547230I actually prefer the Lib Conc with a bazillion bullets and stun
>>578545548Looks alright-ish on Apollonian too>Adreno-defribilator still fucking kills youso tiresome
Planetside?
>>578547374this actually makes a lot of sense the extra weight would negatively affect the hellpod's flight ability
>mandatory 2 new enemies spam period is over, back to 146 different sub-factions with 3 units (2 of them are shared across every sub-faction)>but hey at least you've got yourself a helmet! (it can't be matched with most armors due to it being white) Nice """live service""" game hellkeks LMAO
>>578547230>Seaf use the Gallant>A midpen smg>Why dont we get itYou have to pay for it
>>578547806Shame that manouvering a hellpod is a pain in the ass with the invisible barriers all over the place
>>578546187The harvester surge was the best part for me.
>>578546631>Power crept to irrelevance by the stalwart and HMGMogged. Hard.
>>578547518>>578547806>*shoves fully loaded eruptor into the pod without issue*
The day they introduce simple armor skins using the same menu as for weapons is the day they increase their daily player retention by +20%.
you think the Seaf have their own forum where they complain about not getting to use Helldiver weapons?
>>578548107>*shoves fully loaded eruptor into your ass without issue*
>>578548075ENTER
>>578547306That thing is the nerfed version of the knight.>medium penDoesn't matter when it has zero damage to back it up with.Cough up the cash for super goy edition and enjoy space P90 in all it's glory.
Cultistbros?
Very testedMuch quality assurancewow
one of the few times where SEAFies showing up is kino
>>578548310AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>578548310>Reverted after bug troons thought the huge nerf was a buff Outstanding example you have there LMFAO
>>578548431
>Squids capture the DSS>zip it to Calypso>Calypso is gone as if it was never even there with no debris field or black hole>the same DSS that turned an Automaton planet into a black hole>the same DSS created with the express purpose of avoiding another Meridia by properly channeling dark fluidI don't know where they took it but I have a semblence of an idea as to how you make an entire planet disappear off the star maps.
>>578548145I think they're laughing or confused at how terrible the Helldivers' counterpart weapons are with their own weapons. Somehow less HP and less tanky compared to them, having no money for helmet flashlights, with pitifully weak backs that can't carry an MG and an EAT at the same time and pitifully weak arms that can't hipfire an MG with 100% accuracy.
>>578548145>I'm tired of these retarded pub seafs, they shoot divers in the back of the head, the gunner faggots keep scything everyone, I bet they are niggers.>Shoulda joined a seaf lobby here, your own fault>Uuuooooh medic seafs...>Why do we only get a single EAT for the gunners? How does high command expect us to deal with all these heavies?>You use teamwork preferably with divers, you're not a solotranny are you soldier?>You think the helldivers have their own forum where they complain about not getting to use our liberators?
>>578548431The things you have to fight to earn the matching body armor. Hold onto that hope, it's the only thing we got.
new helmet invisible when getting in pods
>>578548808based
>t. Alpha Commander biting at my kneecaps with zero legs left.
Those "AH wouldn't intentionally let us completely delete new content" guys are pretty silent right now.
>>578548690>he doesn't remember that the Star of Peace requires huge amounts of Dark Fluid to fire>the last time we had an MO to collect E-711 we utterly failed
>>578548987Nigger its been one whole hour. I bet Calypso is going to appear again and its all fucked up and voided and we can go there any time we want.
i need to rape something
>>578548690Seems pretty clear even the star of peace is an inelegant way to use dark fluid, with the full power of squid tech they can just make it go away with no black hole.
>>578548998I do rememberBut you don't seem to recall that Dark Fluid is something that was a Squi'th specialityAlso do you really think High Command would tell us if they had enough E711 to fire when they can just tell our Super Destroyers they can fire more than one shot per whatever period of time than it usually can and our SD just does it
>>578548547>bugtranny trying to rewrite historyYou know almost all of us were there to see you shit your pants for a week straight, right?
>>578548075HMG is only usable with PP or TG, the ergo is fucking horrendous.
>>578549203It disappeared from the navigational map because Super Earth removed it as part of the cover up. The same Super Earth that triggered the remote "sanitization" systems that vented everyone left on board after remotely jumping it to Afoyay Bay.The chances that the squids removed Calypso from the map are...remote...at best.
It's shit and you know it
>>578549289Hell we have receipts from that update.
>>578534001patriot mech had a green laser pointer for the missile launcher along with stratagem launcher in the earliest builds of the gameon another note, being in a mech doesnt trigger the portals to activate for me to emancipate them until i get out of the mech and back in, wtf??
>>578549313You'd think AH would allow us to use the bipods on our guns, make temporary emplacements of our own that didn't care about ergo and recoil, limited by deploy speed and angle of fire.
>>578548889https://litter.catbox.moe/5xfy2s2d9frestrc.mp4
>>578549502>there's full squads of level 30=< divers out there that can't finish a bug D6it's BLEAK.
Over status?
>>578549973it's
Where is the new content? Why do I even bother playing this dead game...
As long as mikial is in charge this game will never reach its full potential. He will continue to make retarded decision adter retarded decision until eos. Then, he willl move on, and learn nothing.
>void vanishes>squids get to keep the 9 worlds that joel just gave them for free at the endsasuga sweden
>>578549289>You know almost all of us were there to see you shit your pantsWas it real in your head?
>>578550479le fucking uhhh... invasion of super earth,,, with le uhhh... cultist reveal
>>578550439what do you mean? we just got new content, and now we get to digest that for 6 months
>>578547306The problem is that the K***ht specializes in brutal close combat where a high-ROF weapon can chew through chaff like a knife through hot butter. The Gallant fails because the reduced damage per round completely destroys its ability to do that in exchange for being able to full-damage AV2 body parts and damage AV3 weak spots, but you don't need absurd ROF to do that; the Reprimand literally does the job better.>>578548547About 70% of the problem shitters had with the AV4 Hive Guard was that it completely cucked their MG and Gatling Sentries, since those always auto-target center mass. It actually kind of makes me wonder how cool it would be if AH designed a heavy version of the Hive Guard, just a Charger-sized bug with an AV5 or AV6 face plate that was big and wide enough to protect smaller bugs (who would have their AI improved to hide behind the armored wall for protection).
>>578545875>are we going to get:lollmaonever
>>578545875>are we going to get
>>578550910he will get what he deserves
>>578550613>the Reprimand literally does the job better.But my one handed!!
I find the anticlimactic accusations funny because this is exactly how it would have been if we won on Cyberstan. Like what did they imagine victory looking like?
>>578550542I don't think there's any need to go through this again, you were thoroughly raped in the last thread so I will allow your mental illness to run rampant today.
>another cool concept dead in the water because pussies will bitch and moan about "losing"
>>578551129
>>578549313HMG has 0 ergo and it doesn't matter at all because you use this gun exclusively on max rpm and instantly cap the recoil.
>>578551180>I-I can t-t-totally own you. But I wont, haha!!!!Thanks for consneeding.
>all these its so over situations>not a single we are so back eventthis game might be dying for real
>>578551381this
>>578548310AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SWIGGER MAN I AM GOING INSANE
>>578544967Supershot Variable is very fun for launching yourself.
>>578548310I can't beat him! HE'S JUST TOO STRONG
>>578527482Pic makes me so sad, man.>>578547305I missed bots too, but weird enough after days of fighting squids bots feel a bit easier than I remember?
light pen niggers I have to apologize. I was not familiar with your gameRecently I've been having fun with the sythe, who knew lasers would be so whimsy and magical
AH AH more helmets that does not match any armor sets please
>>578550542always a joy to see you waste an entire xmg and get throatfucked by a hunter just to get 10 kills lmao
>>578551802See : >>578550542You got raped.
>>578551381HMG feels bad to use as a mg and to use as anti-tankI really wanted it to be fun with the 40K armor passive but it just isn't a weapon with any situation you are glad you brought it
>>578551129Difference is that Cyberstan as a really hyped event and the culmination of the metanarrative of the bots being Super Earths nemesis. And it ended in a wet fart. Meanwhile the void is just kinda meh all around.>no Cultists (again)>only two zombie enemies >seaf update which is kinda cool>one new biome (basically nothing)>and nothing else of note
>>578549313It's such a dream to use with the Cadian armor. Point and shoot it almost like an assault rifle, reload it in 2.5 seconds flat, I was in heaven for the last week and a half of using this combo.>>578549487I kind of wonder how it's going to be like with True Grit, I haven't gotten to it yet because I was still busy maxing out the Stoker, Gallant and Punisher. Maybe I'll give it a try once I finish up the Sweeper.>>578551051I mean, it doesn't really matter unless you're using a shield or carrying a map objective item.
>Thanks for your hard work and sacrifice>Here's a blue and white bucket for your head
>>578551848medcucks coping and seething
>>578551918>entire XMG>"throatfucked" for 10% heathYou're doing the "try to deny reality" tranny thing again.
>>578551969Don't link my post with your bullshit. HMG durable was nerfed because it gaped every enemy in the game.
now that the event is over we can finnaly play the actual fun factions bots and bugs again
so it was nothingburger again?
>>578552349It would've been interesting but people complain when they don't get the magic win button
>>578552319and now it sucks
>heres a white helmet that has a *slightly* different shade of white>no we arent doing armor customization go fuck yourself
>>578536691>>literally think themselves too good for everyone else>>get their shit pushed in repeatedlythis is just bad writing by 40k authors
>>578551969>it just isn't a weapon with any situation you are glad you brought itIt was godly on Seasse, because you could polish off Fleshmobs and Veracitors with minimal effort and pop Crusher helmets with ease. You could also kill the laser orbs with a quick burst, and fast reload meant that even Wretches would be hard-pressed to catch you.
>>578552271my bad, I actually forgot to subtract the rover's kills. you actually wasted an entire xmg for only 8 kills
>>578552349>so it was nothingburger again?when it comes to AH always bet on nothing
>>578552426>It would've been interestingNo.Undercooked zombie hordes are not fun.
>WAHH WAHHH THE NEW HELMET DOESNT WORK WITH ANYTHING!!! ITS COLOR SCHEME DOESNT WORRRKKK!!Meanwhile...
>>578552447I have decided I just pretend my armor is invisible and all that matters is your cape + helmet matching.
>>578552661looks like shit dumbass
>>578552661>light cream helmet with white pauldrons
>>578552661wrong shade of bluewrong shade of white
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>>578552735>>578552738>>578552792Is this what happens when schools give the retarded kids access to the computer lab? You should all be learning how to count to five without drooling on the keyboards
>>578552842i breed this
>>578552447You get the armor some other time, are you stupid?
no warbondno contentno cultistsno apc
>>578552865This is better, faggot
>>578543438yes she is extremely fertile (brown women tend to be) 1 sex = 1 child
>>578552595Using half an XMG to kill two patrols worth of bugs is not a "waste" in any reality, retard. By the time the webm even began I already had my next batch of XMGs off cooldown.Keep coping, sis.
>>578552952>red highlights>off-white
>>578552952doesn't match 0/10
are redditors real?
i'm docked in afoyay to get ready for the dss rescue missions
>>578552952Still wrong shades. Are you color blind?
>>578552661Use the white inspector helmet instead it looks much better with this armor.
>>578553140If you place a comment that you don't think this looks good they will downvote you and potentially band you from the sub
>>578552583>fleshmobs>crushers>photon cannoni'm good with the bolter thanks>you can totally reload the hmg with wretches trying to catch you"no"
>>578552661ahem, coming through, coming through! This is the trublu armor necessary to make that fugly helmet shine.
>>578553140Okay I take back anything I've said about the shitty outfits you morons put together
>>578553092>2 patrols is 8 bugsI'd say you stop playing on trivial, but the fact that you take heavy armor on the easiest faction tells me you couldn't handle it
>>578553331This works
>>578553331>>578553528helmet is matte, armor is metallic. it doesn't work
>>578553192>>578553098>>578553096I dont see (You) trying
1st attempt with the new helmet, how'd I do?
>>578553636It works better outside the armor preview. The armor preview doesn't show the chrome for some reason
>>578553528>offwhite with slightly less offwhite>doesn't work looks like shit>offwhite with dark chrome>this works real question are you smoking concrete?
>>578553734perfect 10/10
>>578553734Looks good.The baby diarrhea green really makes the white and blue pop.
>every shade must match perfectly under optimal lighting or it looks like shitAutistic clowns, close is good enough. You're never even going to notice once you step out of the armory.
The helmet is ugly and doesn't work with anything
>>578553389>2 patrols is 8 bugsThey are on Alpha commander seeds, retard. Nice self report as always from the botroon on not playing the game.>the fact that you take heavy armor on the easiest faction tells me you couldn't handle itIs this the part where you pretend that rundiving in light is not the meta on every faction, retard-kun? Aren't you the retard that loves posting the light armor tranny rundiving from bug in the middle of nowhere as proof that bugs are "easy", LOL.
>>578553734chicken dinner winner
>>578553734
>this is reddit that is reddityou're reddit
>>578553734Its peak...So fvucking peak...
>>578553636the real problem is that this helmet is an ugly piece of shit that throws my feng shui way the fuck out of whack. I'll have to consume 5 sun bear gall bladders and a tonic of saiga antelope scrotum and enoki mushroom to restore my chi after wearing this on an op.
>>578553948Your diver looks submissive and breedable.
>>578554123lmfao
>>578553389>>578554005/unsubscribe
>he's a lightfag toothe self reports just don't stop
>>578553948>just eat it up the slop AH serves you brono fuck off if they aren't going to give us armor customization the least they could do is make sure a few helmets and armor fits a certain color scheme
where are we getting raped-uhh i mean where are we raping next do you think?
Yes my friends. They did spend years working on a faction, only to cut it months before release. And then replace it with an outsourced version that launched with five units.
Reminder
Nice stripper clip, now add scope option
>>578554638Forgot to include the pic, fuck my life
>>578554650>add scope optionAt that point just use the Deadeye.
When they drop the part two of the patch it will be the chud doomsday.
>>578554005>grasping for anything to deflect from his poor performancethanks for letting me know exactly how insecure you are about your gameplay, I didn't think you'd get quite so upset. I'd suggest you scrub through your "gotcha" clips for any more embarrassing moments so this doesn't happen again
>>578554650>picatranny rail
>>578520415
>>578554650nyet.rifle is fine
eh close enough
>close
>>578555014>adhom deflectionsAt least you lasted longer this time before completely consneeding.
Was this stopcap before they relase reworked cultist. Hunter resting and colourless dude with hammer. Void bloom stuff was only new thing
Rate it.
>>578555601Seek help, porn addict.
can a groomcord troon let me know if the guy did ritual?is it officially over or just "it's over"
>>578555601bonersnapper?
>>578555601unfunny porn addiction/10
>>5785546378 year dev time btw
>3 slotted helmetSO THAT'S THE DEAD SPACE REFERENCEBRAVVVVO
do you think some helldiver women just sign up to be onaholes because they're too autistic to build relationships but still want children
>>578555601>fishnetgross
>>578552349Live service game done right.
>>578555601meh
>>578555408>adhom deflectionssee >>578554005 for an even better exampleand hey, don't worry about falling back on fallacies and concession posting, we all have bad days
i dont think this look too bad
>>578555657Yeah.>>578555950I originally preferred it without, but it grew on me.
Quite drippy.
thank god we don't have armor customization so we can have this pathetic dick measuring contest
>>578556093Hello, did you come to self report being a redditor?>>578553140
Now that the illuminates party is over, where are we going now
Deadeye is an extremely underrated rifle.
>>578556327bugs
>>578556327sleep for 6 months
>>578556176certified fashy vnd freshy
>>578556327I'll probably host a bot lobby soon for a nice palette cleanser.
>>578556050>xe is still trying to deflectStill waiting on you to explain how heavy armor is "easy mode" when light armor tranny rundiving has been the meta in this game since release.
>>578556301pure coincidence
>>578552661>>578553331>>578553528Actual low IQ goycattle
>>578555601cringe and aside from cringe your taste in women SUCK
>>578556415It's my absolute favorite. Yes, I am a space cowboy.
>>578556556I know you made that post just for attention but I am curious; as our arbiter of taste what do you consider high IQ gigachud drip with that helmet?
>>578556816Nothing. The helmet sucks and can only fit with its armors that hasn't been released yet.You dumb cunt.
voidwalker helmet doesn't go with anything and you guys are coping HARD
>>578556093Reminder that 4chan are full of tasteless gooms. The colors match pretty well here and the theme is also on point. It's what I'm going to run with it.
My taste > Your taste
>>578556921Good boy, I'm feeling generous today. Have another (you)
how funny is it gonna be when they release the armor and the helmet doesn't match
>>578557048>>578557048>>578557048
New>>578557206>>578557206>>578557206
I wish we could get more people on Matar Bay. Would feel good to liberate a bot planet before Tuesday.
>>578557182>>578557229You buffoons
>>578557136A full on knee slapper.
>>578557182>>578557229
>>578522282>no black mold>cleaner air than california>no major problems in the house (it has nothing that can break)>perfect view that would cost $8000 a month in "first world" countries>less noise pollution than my placeOnly thing i'm wondering is if that pc got stolen after he posted that video.
>>578539454take it to the chin
>>578555601pajeet/10
>>578549313I tried it with TG at it was shit no matter the rpm.
>>578543618Hello anon, you are being reported for treasonous suggestions that super earth would ever be lost. Please expect a visit from your nearest correct officers shortly.
>>578552330Not until i get me seaf kinoFuck AH for dripfeeding this shit so often
>>578555601Abdosisters sound off
>can't use cremator alongside the flame drone because they're both backpacksFUCK
>>578564783>wants to use 2 crutches at the same timecome on now....
>>578565481fuck you, i like burning enemies and teammates alike
>>578564783China has probably already patched that issue out.