>Season 4 Trailerhttps://youtu.be/DiIquLrEqC4>D.Mon | New Hero Gameplay Trailerhttps://youtu.be/XckReAEvYvE>Growing Pains Story Time with LilyPichuhttps://youtu.be/psPH5Z_VJc0 >Tough Call | D.Mon Hero Trailerhttps://youtu.be/i2zohQuNcbo >Overwatch 2026 Spotlighthttps://youtu.be/N8Sgnn72e9Y >Schedule>Season 4 - OUT NOW!>MEKA Squad Event - August 11 - August 31>Overwatch World Cup Event - September 01 - September 14>New Team Competitive Drives - September 04 - September 06>Blizzcon - September 12 - September 13>Latest patch noteshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/>Comics, short stories and musichttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/>Overwatch Esports 2026 Viewership Rewardshttps://esports.overwatch.com/en-us/rewards>Official Hero Statisticshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/rates>Overwatch Wikihttps://overwatch.weirdgloop.org>Overwatch Esportsliquipedia.net/overwatch/Main_PagePrevious Thread: >>578473041
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Angela Ogundimu
>>578603661diaper shitters
when will they announce a new hero
>>578603914bwisscawn
Sex with Reinhardt
>>578603914Blizzcon id imagine
>>578603940Calm down anran
>>578603568hana feet
>>578604016Wuyang*
Yuna Ogundimu
>>578604116yum
Please Blizzard, give Anran/Shion/D.Mon new skins already.
>>578604238Kpop
SEX WITH D.MON ZAMN!!!!!!!!!
>>578604238It annoys the fuck out of me that I have to wait for her one(1) skin that isn't a recolour to cycle back into the shop just so I can fucking buy it. Just let me buy it from the hero menu holy fuck.
I miss when heroes came with basic cosmetics you could buy with credits...Using the default skins irks me
Go on. Start running!
i never get any value out of my juno ults
>>578604548Its paradoxically one if the strongest ults yet it's hard to get value out of. It doesnt help it charges very slow
Haven't played in the few months what the fuck did they do to the battlepassWhat is this shit? Did they see the confusing nonsense Rivals was doing and thought "yep we'll have some of that"
>>578604525https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Tracer_-_Wanna_see_me_run_around_the_shuttle._Wanna_see_me_do_it_again.ogg
>>578604548>drop juno ult>no one stands in it for the damage
let's make a character with a really small hitbox then give it infinite flight oh and make it really fucking fast too
>>578605581Have you tried shooting it
>>578605581I think I could handle it being able to do all that if it wasn't able to literally fucking pick you up and drag you off the map. It's the most anti-fun shit ever. And the people playing it act like "oh nooo it's just a heckin goober chungus". Snap your wrists.
>>578604358BWC counters her btw.
W̴̢̧̬̳̤̘͉̰͔̉͆̾͛̽͗̚Ḧ̵̦̻͎́̊̈́̊͋̌̌͗̀͒̓͜E̷͔̯̝̥̗̳̞͙̳̮̯̊̏̿̓͆R̴̳̿́̚͝Ẻ̸̙͔͕̖͎̤̣͍̪͔̩̈́̎͌͛͛̆̈́́̿̚ ̶̤͓͔͋Ĩ̵̩̮̳̖͓͙͖̥̫͕̓͐͊͑̍̋S̶̰̜͕͇͈̦̘̦͙͓̀̓́͒͒̑̌͐̇ ̵̢̡͖͉̻͔̘̪̾̄̉̈́͜H̵̺͋́̌Ę̴̥̮̞̣̼̼͈̌̊͗̐̈́ͅ ̶̢͔̭̮͉̜͕̂̆̓͒͗̕̕Ḃ̸̡̛̞͓̖̪̫̻͓͑Ļ̶̗̰̭̹̪̤̳̐͌̕͝Ì̴̘͓͙͜Z̴̡̭͓̗͕͎̄̐̿Z̵̙̤̺͔̯͊̈́̑͐A̵̧̢͚͍̭̣͓͗̆̀̑̑͑̓̈̀ͅR̵̨̘̘̣̗͓͎̠̭̊͋̌̌̆̈͝D̴̛̙̘͎͓͒̿͠?̸̺͕̙̥̔̽̔ͅ
>>578604525She needs this as a highlight intro.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTApsEoWVlI
>>578604358her ass isn't small, but it's you're overexaggerating by acting that it's bigi've unironically seen men with more ass than this
>>578605581that's the hero fantasy and therefore untouchable, yes
>>578607106Would be kino
https://x.com/fugtrup/status/2091681078440243339Mei-Ling...
more like jetfat cat
We're halfway through the event, which means a mid-Mania update!
i once again tried the story missions i left off on, which was the toronto one. once again got bored as fuck and had to close it before finishing. i'll simply never finish them.
>>578607126an ass doensn't have to be big to be hot, no one even said it was big.
>>578604358her ass is bigger than my moms O.O
>>578611985Prove it.
If I use Anran's right click to finish applying ignition, will it start doing double damage automatically? Or do I need to wait until there's an existing ignition before I use right click?
>>578612165here
>nothing but high cortisol, close losses last night that dragge don for eternity>nothing but easy as fuck rolls today where i could just nap, we win uncontestedwhy can't my losers queue consist of stomps too bro, to get them over with faster.
>>578576931
shield shit did irreversable damage to this game desu no one knows how to play around anything besides fucking stand behind shield and shoot shit >switch to le reinhardt tanknever fucking listen to these people you'll switch and they'll still feed their brains out
>>578603661The's
https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Ashe_-_Pull_out.ogg
What happened to lifeweaver?
>have a bad team>avoid all of them, go next>have another bad team>avoid all of them, go next>have another bad team>avoid all of them, go nextam i being punished for avoiding players?there is no way i am being matched with all the worst players playing atm consistently.
>>578614308Did you have a win streak recently?
>playing Hanzo high on a Monday>really? a man of your talents?
>>578614390idk, i guess i've won three games in a row, then lost two, and just saved myself from falling down a rank
>>578614806dude weed lol
>>578613913
>>578615214
Biig brain play.
caught Juno in her bloomers
>>578612978The right click is actually 8 shots in rapid succession, so yeah any that hit an ignited target will crit
>>578612978You should always be using right click if you're already in their face.
side profile Juno
>>578616582interesting bnet name
>>578616320It does fuckall damage without crits
>>578615523
>>578614060i still just play JQ or winston in my every tank match. i am physically incapable of playing blockslop, i just get so bored that i int.
>>578617967how do you even handle playing JQ with a Kiriko every match?
>>578617864
what do i do now
Say something nice about Brig's pussy.
>>578618292i boughted red weapon skin for herbig mistake, don't care for the pussy anymore
>>578618357Same, lol.
in the timeline where Jeff stays at blizz we're playing mama Hong
I'm already mama Hong
>>578618161bait out suzu or wait till she's dead. if i have a zen or ana or a dive dps that can get her to self heal, its pretty easy.
my average winrate is way higher on dps even though i play way more support
>playing Mei>not really getting any chances to snipe with Icicles, enemy is either zooming around or trying o be aggro>decide to just run in alongside Roadhog>we just sweep the point with zero effort>Hog clearly has noticed that I am charging in with him and actually helping him unlike our Widow who's jerking off in the back and not really doing anything vs all these zoomie ass enemy heroes>basically glued to me at this point using the "Hello" and "Thanks" voice lines frequentlyI think he liked having a partner up in the front for once that he doesn't have to baby and guard like he does with every other DPS.
>joke around with one of my teammates in chat>realise afterwards that he has a trans flaglisten, it was an honest mistake and i'll check first next time
>>578618901joke around what way
>>578618901>listen, it was an honest mistake and i'll check first next timeToo late, you are now officially gay.
>>578618263
>>578619041
why cant i find people to play with
>>578618901Too late, you have to make gentle love to the gock now.
>>578619606Because you smell
>>578619689:(
>>578619412
>>578619912yeah!
>>578614285His name was in the files
>>578620160
everything reminds me of him...
>>578621103kys schizo
https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Junkrat_-_I%27m_getting_the_feeling_they_have_a_shield_generator.ogg
>it's another dog shit dps episode
>>578621103Fucking kek
>>578621545https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Widowmaker_-_The_enemy_has_a_teleporter.ogg
>>578620969
>>578622358tank diff
>>578622765good nyight
>>578603568
>>578623229good nyight cutie..
>>578623274
>>578608473Moo-Ing...
>>578604116Not a foot fag but I can see the appeal
>Freja standing still eats 2 headshots and dies>starts spamming "Thanks!" as if anyone could have saved herdps getting too uppity...
>>578624190she obviously thanked the enemy dps for ending her suffering
>>578619606everyone who plays games in 2026 is an asocial pariah, or a huge discord faggot with an already well established clique you can't enter.
They ruined Mercy for me when they made her a sarcastic bimbo dressing in tacky egirl attire why couldnt they just made her a soft spoken angelic milf
the answer to win every single match to is to just go a dive hero, subsist off packs so i'm not relying on sissies, and rape their poketards up close so they can't just sit still and get value for free. its a sade state but it is what it is, the second i play with the team we start losing.
>>578624190>DPS stands still infront of me to spam "I need healing">instakilled by enemy hanzo because he was out in the openWhy are genji players like this?
>>578623405
>>578625735You were supposed to play Mercy so you could rez him and you both would laugh at it.
Is it worth trying Bap for the cases where the rest of my team refuses to even look at the jetpack nigger going 32 - 1?
>>578626245If you need to ask then it's not.
>>578626245yes. bap is fun too. if i must play with pokeslop or against pokeslop, i just go him, and my teammates can deal with it.
>>578625708>rape their poketards up close>implying every poke character doesn't have retarded cool downs for cqc
DPS is literally the most cosmetic role I've been playing it instead of my main (tank) and I've literally been basically throwing playing Widowmaker getting the odd shot here and there (not throwing on purpose im just shit) and 9 times out of ten the tank will get blamed lol so THIS is what has been happening when I tank and I get a 'tank diff'
>>578604548Drop it further forward. Let your team see it and rush/push into it.
>>578629642Widow provides value by just being on the team.
Don't you love how both the post-game scoreboard as well as the game report ones are non-interactive?Like yeah, fuck you, go open the social menu cause we couldn't be bothered
>>578630629You can report/avoid in the endorsement menu.
>>578625497She got turned into Kiriko?
>>578630762Bless yer heart
>>578630860
>>578631557M-mam, I can explain.
>Blizzard will never be bold enough to give us a hero like Proxima.But why?!
I'm only interested in how the characters would react to being raped
>>578633167chud
>>578633167based
>>578633167Imagine Vendetta snarling and clawing at her assaulter's face but gradually getting tired and falling into seething and frustrated crying
penis inspection day at overwatch academyall new cadets report to Angela's office
Lot of fetishposting today. You guys gotta stop being slaves to that shit.
>try 6v6>it's just shooting shieldhow does anybody shill for this mode?
>>5786357946v6tards don't play the game
>>578635710Can I just be a slave to my feelings for Yuna then?
>>578635878This isn't a safe zone for your disgusting fetish, you freak.
>>578635878Acceptable.
So, what's the verdict on D.mon?What's her actual job?
>>578636164thanks I love her
>>578636186she's a tank
>>578635710Hey man, you didn't have to open that spoiler
>>578636186pleasing old men
>>578636079>This isn't a safe zoneTHEN GET YOUR ASS UP AND ESTABLISH A PERIMETER, WORM, OR I'LL HAVE YOUR GUTS FOR DINNER
>>578633167based>>578635367based>>578635710cringe
>>578636186For most of the playerbase, her job is to jet past the enemy tank, bonk the enemy support on the head, and then jet out.
>>578636186FlexibleSomething between rein / dva / ramWorks in all sorts of team comps in both 5v5 or 6v6 and can adapt to different strats.Possibly overstatted but also feels kinda fair? Because she doesn't change the rules of the game the way some of the older bullshit tanks do.
>>578635710I like hearing about /owg/'s diverse sexual interests and how they relate to the Overwatch cast
>>578638005she genuinely feels like a fat dps
>>578625708>supports can't go lifeweaver to pull the dive tank who refuses to "stay with the team" anymoreit's time for my ball arc
why do they change the effect colors in ow esports? it looks so ugly, why can't it just be normal and players can use whatever skins they want
>>578636186punish the enemy kiriko for wasting both tp and suzu in one go she still wallclimbs away
What different phrases would a talking D.Mon barbie say if you squeezed her?
>>578636186brawlslop
>>578623759>not a footfaganon....
Hey gamers
>>578639393I miss her...
d.va and d.mon doing each other?
>>578639512*d.oing
>>578639017
>in a teamfight>hit quad with dmon ult>kill 2 with little help from our dps>on 50 hp>put up shield>block attacks for 5 seconds >get 0 healing>die to moira orb>match ends>mercy had 2.5k healing 6 deaths in 7 minutes>"tank diff"I can't handle these retards anymore
>>578634664Deserved
>>578639338There is nothing sexy about feet. It's just a body part that can be touched and kissed, which any straight man would do if the woman is cute/hot/pretty.
>>578639636tank diff
>>578639636Maybe you should have been more aware of what was going on behind you
BEHOIND YOU
>>578639682anon is in denial
>>578640297everything about Kiriko is sexy
I saw people saying stuff like d.mon's ult is bad, and imagine if vendetta's ult was this bad. then I played vendetta and d.mon's ult is way better, what's up with that
It's always the footfags that have to force their shit constantly.
>>578640347tank players always downplay their heroes.
>>578640390this, stop forcing Kirko's soles into my face
Saying Tank Diff is a psychological thing if you say support diff the other support will jump in and go "nuh uh" same with dps diff but whose there to defend you if someone says tank diff? you're the only tank THATS why people say tank diff even when it isnt its literally just "hey no ones on that guy's side lets jump em" saying tank diff is like being a fucking chimp beating on the weakest chimp only because everyone else is doing it
>attacking on echienwalde>ally symmetra runs behind the first point to camp the enemy spawn>camps the fucking castle instead of defender first pointhas this retard never fucking defended on Echienwalde before
>>578641323sounds like the average eichenwalde voter
>>578640997People say tank diff because everyone needs a scapegoat to preserve their ego.
>>578640347it's a dps ult on a tank but she's a dps with tank stats so it fits
can't even hate on Freja normally nowadays, because of the frejaschizothe fucking SFX on her Take aim is pissing me off so much I can't describe it to you
Like do you say GG after winning in an absolute stomp in a casual game. Like we are talking flashpoint and the score is 100 to 0 all three times and they give up on third objective.
>>578640997Most of my tank diffs are retarded D.mon players who think they can spend the whole game in the middle of the enemy team and never come back to peel, then piss their pants about having no heals
>>578641591>EZ EZ EZ how is your mercy GM? boost shitter lmao
>>578641925>woooooow silenced for 2 weeks guys whatever happened to free speech blizzard I miss 2009 halo lobbies
>>578641591you can say wp lowercase I think that is the most inoffensive barring not typing at all
>>578641591I'll say it if it's a mostly even game even if we lose, I don't mind if the other team says it after we get stomped but I still don't consider it a gg
>>578640297Why are the ear things on her headband moving
what does that mean, is it about the invisible score?
>>578640347Blizzard sold it as a teamwipe ult when it's really a dueling ult which caused a lot of people to misuse it
imaigne if sym or torb could be engineer tf2 but for real this time, and build a 'spenser.
>>578643665But what would it 'spense?
>>578643665That seems silly in a game where standing still gets you killed and there's no ammo counts.
CUM GET YER ARMOR
>>578643819
>>578643793health, so you don't need supp sissies. you could have a zen and lucio or something with a spenser.
>stomp enemy team and win>next match 3 of them are on my teamits a joke right?
>>578644028No, 3 stacks are everywhere ruining games
>>578644012We already have Illari.
>>578643665POOTIS
imagine if they gave mercy a crossbow she had to use to work to her fullest potential and she became a skill based character like medic tf2.
>>578644391we already have ana
>weaver disabled for three days nowfuck why couldn't it have been freja or the cat
immagine if junkrat was a black scottish alcoholic with one eye
TF2 is still there you can just go play it.
>>578644517Did your game's servers go down or something?
imagine if mauga but he had one gun and also a sandwich and he was likable
Imagine if Widowmaker threw her pee at people
>TF2 is still there you can just go play it.
>>578644750HOT
>>578644750oh mein gott...ohhhhhh!!! oauhhhhH!!!!!!!! i will imagine, i will!
>>578644761
>>578643969kek
There are really people who play this game that vote for flashpoint maps
>>578645136i'll vote for a teamfight map over a push the objective map every time.
>>578645136Fortunately for you, you don't see them often.
>>578645136
>>578645136Yeah they're called people outside of metal ranks
>>578645136those are the "people" who want to play team deathmatch but refuse to queue up for team deathmatchmany such cases
Now travelling to Little Saint James
>>578645607yes, because overwatch is all about two teams shooting each other's tank until everyone got their ult and then pressing q simultaneously
>>578644028you have 10 avoid slots to avoid this exact scenario
flats? more like shats
>>578646328I saw people saying he shit himself on stream, is it true?
>>578645136yes, i'm not a pedophile, therefore i don't play hitscan and don't vote for pokeslop gamemodes like payload.
>>578603568People still play overwatch?
>>578645805if memory serves that was 90% of it from day one up until they launched OW2 with 5v5you're still free to play dive or flankers but let's not pretend
>>578648750Overwatch for 90% of the playerbase has always been chokespam and poke into shields.Orisa Sigma double shield boredom making all the tanks quit and causing queue times to skyrocket was why we got 5v5.
>>578648423Yeah, it's really fun! You should come play with us!
Anyone who votes for Hollywood should actually be killed
I have nothing against payload actually but I just wish there was a mechanic that forced people to watch a tutorial on how to actually play it and then fill a questionnaire before being allowed to vote for that mode.And there should be extra tutorials for Eichenwalde and Blizzardworld specifically.
>>578649405dirty diaper
>>578649405can i play with your bum?
I miss Lena..
>>578649895what happened?
>overwatch make a twitter post>all the replies are begging for lifeweaver backwho knew he was so popular
>>578649597juno doesn't wear diapers, she is a proud panty pooper
>>578649597>>578650019please stop
>>578650198GO TO THE BATHROOM NOW
>>578650406https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Juno_-_Oh_moons%21_Not_again.ogg
>>578649051how can it be that the majority of players liked the meta and that caused people to quit tankingsomeone was queuing to play sigma and orisaI'm a little fuzzy on the final year but I don't remember high queue times before the rebranding
>>578639682Every part of a woman is sexyPretty feet = hygienic and healthy
>>578649457>both tanks sit on payload>dps shoot them>healers heal themit's not rocket science
>>578651776this
>>578641591I just don't say anything in that situation. If I got 300-0'd on flashpoint I wouldn't want to hear some asshole saying "good game". It's just patronizing.
>>578649457People just want it because its linear and supports can tunnel vision more easily
>>578641591I say gg even when I get loaded into "DEFEAT" screen.
>>578652625I say ggez when this happens
>earn 10 protects???
>>578652625>>578652928Out-FUCKING-skilled
>>578653116>Tanks gain a new Protect stat, recognizing moments where damage mitigation saves a nearby ally from what could have been a lethal hit.
Imagine how hot the sex would be if Mizuki decided to claim Shion as his instead of running away
flats vs tvnt. who got more rizz
>>578650019Oh moons, that was the last pair, I hope auntie mei is not disappointed
>>578653473mizuki is literally gay
>>578653230I am not playing tank to protect my gay little teammates
>>578649980He's not, support players are just greedy, spoiled and loud.
>>578653963I look like this
flats could've saved face if he just played another comp game despite having shit himself
>>578603568How many of you guys miss 6v6 by default, duplicate heroes and assault maps? I know they were shit for balance but I found those 3 things to be very fun and I kinda miss them.At the very least they should re add assault maps to casual and make arcade modes 6v6 instead of 5v5While im at it thoughts on flashpoint and push gamemodes?
>>578645607>those are the "people" who want to play team deathmatchas opposed to hitscan niggers, mercy players and sigmaniggers that want a staredown at the choke until a pick or two happens, and then cleanup, and then repeat at next choke?
>>578654882I don't miss 6v6 at all and I wish it existed only as an arcade mode.
>>578653473he was so lucky.....
>>578654449that would have been a fucking power move
Why does Finland have an evil AI that can possess people?
anyone notice how much more enjoyable this game is without lifeweaver?
>>578655512you wodden ged it :DDDDDD
>>578649962She vanished (haven't had time to play lenagame)
>>578655512>>578655964Has Sombra been mentioned or appeared once in Emre/Freja's retarded "THE WHITE GIRL GOT ROACHED!!!" AI possession subplot? You know the actually relevant character whose backstory first alluded to this mysterious force identified by that eyeball? Like 8 fucking years ago before dogshit race traitor Freja and turkroach Emre were even a twinkle of microplastic in some faggot's waxed balls?
>>578656506why is she naked?
>>578656506https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vd_EfqtAF_E
>>578653923He shouldn't be when there's a 10/10 omnic slut orbiting him constantly
>>578656745because I love her
>>578653963>>578654439I need you carnally
>>578636186Ass in 5's, giga-broken in 6's. People are just clueless that her actual job is to mindlessly charge into the enemy backline and just start swiping. In 5's, this throws the game since your team has no tank, but in 6's another tank will do your supposed job and you take out 2-3 dps or supports constantly to always out trade the other team + divert focus thanks to passive. They balance for 5's though so it's pick or ban in 6 without any nerf expectations.
>>578655260Shion may be a crazy possessive woman, but I bet she'd be willing to accommodate Mizuki out of desperation if he played the push and pull game with her. Give a little of what she wants, then take a little of what he wants. It'd drive her mad with lust...
>mercy on team>lose
https://files.catbox.moe/gqbn47.mp4why are tank players like this
How come they nailed the whole easy character but fun at all ranks thing for Juno but every other attempt has been a disaster?
>>578656506That would require bl*zzard to like Sombra enough to build upon her storyand they don't, so back to the slop we go
Why are we still speculating about the fat man pooping himself like I'd rather fantasize about a cute girl like Anran pooping herself and it's during training and she never disrupts training so she has no excuse to leave and just has to get through it and move fast enough hat nobody sees
>>578657739Baseline support gameplay is just healbotting. Baseline dps gameplay still has to be threatening.
>>578657648mumumu... seems like an american thing to me!
Juno, Junker Queen and Shion are the only well designed OW2 heroes
>>578658432lollmao even
Flatsbros...he admitted it
>>578658558keep me posted
I can't fucking aim today
our level 400 mercy tried to heal the ball all game
>>578659261I do the same
>>578657648I feel like if flats was 10 IQ points higher he'd be a scary Machiavellian atype and if he was 10 IQ points lower he'd be an abject lolcow 10x more infamous than gamin'
>>578655964
>>578659418i meant to type 'type' not 'atype'
>>578659261Leave her alone!
>>578659418you're probably right
>>578639104>Hey Gamers
>>578659361Where's Creamdaddy he needs to mog Jose
>>578658401>shitsuka>>>/a/>>>/lgbt/>>>/latam/
>>578659612doubt that you're the type to misstype 'type' as 'atype', pretty atypical tbf
>>578660515kys schizo
>>578658432True
>>578603568Which overwatch canonically has the cutest feet?
>>578660926Sigma.
Anyone can tell about the penalties? Do they still get reset after a season or do they carry over from the previous season? I am talking about competitive bans
>>578654882I don't miss them, I miss the times when they were around and everyone was clueless but that will never happen again. I don't even yearn for 6v6 as the default, hell I would prefer if mystery heroes went back to 5v5. I'll vote for flashpoint and push over a map where I have to defend.
>>578661893Assault was the shit back when you could actually defend I don't know what changed, might just be that there are too many options in terms of heroes and angles of attack to hold points reliably on defense
>>578662517meant for >>578654882
I wish mercy players would feel the pain of having a mercy on their team when the enemy has actual supports but the character's whole gimmick is offloading responsibility to others so they never have to feel anything
>>578660926they recorded and programmed cute barefoot walking sounds for waveracer hana so it's her
>dps switches from widow to junkratlmao
>>578662763aiming is overrated
>>578662763took the gloves off and started being serious
good night hanagood night kiriko
>>578662763I swap to Bastion when I'm struggling.
>Freja has an 80% banratewhere is the hotfix this is not OK
>>578663676THIS IS NOT A DRILL
When the fuck are they adding Niran back in the game?
>>578663676I REPEAT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
>>578663876I think they killed our flaming weaver. Damn, didn't even get to level 400..
>first game of placements>im on a saudi server for some unknown reason>dps go double negative and start shouting lords know what to our orisaThanks blizzard, at least it was a fast defeat
>>578664078>>578663864>>578663676when??
>>578663676neato
>>578664152mid season patch
>absolute worst garbage excuse for a tank ive ever seen. 0 presence. 0 peel. just stands in choke and walks backwards when challenged at all >go to avoid them>6v6 grandmaster title with 1k+ hours on tank
>>578664149https://github.com/stowmyy/dropshipOverwatch server selector ive been using, i play AMS1 only
>>578664078Damn they really gonna dump all of this on us. I'm surprised they aren't gonna drip feed us the old battle passes.
>>578662763>play Widow, which is what I enjoy the most and what I want to play, and the most skillful character in the game>alright, it's settled, I cannot aim today, it's one of those days where my hands just don't listen to me and to be frank with you, I kind of want to cut off my fingers>shit, I've thrown for like 70% of the match trying to get these useless hands to listen, and we're in a tight spot>we need to come back from this, and fast!>it's days like these I need to just let go... and flow... Let's give 'em a little chaos!>win...>someone from the other team posts "lmao" greentext on 4chan afterwards, while squinting at his monitor through tears
>>578664078This skin will soon be mine
>>578625851
>my tank switches from Hog to JQ for the final point on defensebeyond braindead I'm already healbotting this retard, how exactly did he expect to survive the zen/frej/hanzo/mizuki pokeslop?I just don't fucking get it
>its another lose because the tank can only play their comfort pick and abandons the team and starts playing deathmatch because they're getting giga diffed by the enemy tank
>>578665186*tips fedora*big J.
>bought and completed every single passwhat do I get huh
>>578664458>raceswapped kiriko
>>578665224This wouldn't happen as often if there were two tanks you know
>>578665302Goodest boy award
>>578665302a pink wig and a noose
>>578665302>what do I get huhjourney
>>578665372yeah in 6v6 they do it from the start
>>578664223>wait until midseason to launch so everyone already grinded out the old BP's good trolling honestly
Been a week~ since Dmon got her buffs/quality of life improvements. She's STILL not viable as a solo tank in 5v5? Really?
>>578664379>reported for ragehackingKWAB
>>578665710literally the most banned hero in the overwatch world cup, surpassing the retarded cat
free 5 bp levesl for everyone
Sombros...open extremely careful>>>/aco/9284021
>>578665972that means absolutely nothing though, "pro" players are fucking retarded bandwagoners who will make something "true" simply by word of mouth
>>578666001What did they do to my beautiful brown queen?
People actually play 5v5 when it's like this? Seriously?
>>5786662496v6 wouldn't change this at all
Yeah nah you're going too hard on this modeshitting bait right now.
Nice
>>578666249>5v5>people now now
>>578666304Tank would have less health therefore killable
>>578666249>im a diamond tracer player and didnt know that you can't oneclip a roadhog!!Just shows how much of a subhuman diamond players are
>>578666249He just solo'd 3 out of 5 players and was upset he seemingly couldn't solo a fucking Hog, whose entire gimmick is having self-sustain and whose only ability is a 12 second cooldown 1 hit kill. Tracer just got 2 kills in 5 seconds. And he still could have gotten free fucking ult charge farming him anyway.Why are you faggots actually complaining about this like it's emblematic of completely broken game design? If anything the Tracer player is the cocksucker here.
lol
>>578666367and almost 50 regular boxes and this is the only good skin...
>>578663864with UI like this it'd be really easy to slot in a tab for mini/event battlepasses like rivals has
>>578666871They've tried that in the past. It went down like a lead balloon because people didn't want to pay 5 dollars for 4 legendaries.
>>578667079The problem is Blizzard
>>578666475There'd be 2 tanks. Roadhog is way stronger in 6v6 and Tracer is worse.
The only constant btw
>>578666786which is crazy because that's not a good skin at all, it's a "cute" legendary for an intentionally by design hideous character, lipstick on a pig bullshit, and it's just the absolute cliche of what you get from loot boxesI guess it's "good" in the sense it's not a fucking "LUCIO IF HE HOCKEY PLAYER" skin
>>578667319It's like emerald never happened!
>>578667319that's only a 4 rank range
where can i download all ripped 3d models? asking for a friend (he's me actually)
Dmon...
lost my first ranked game because someone disconnected:(
>>578667079>Released during one of OW2's morale lowpoints>timegated to hell>2 recolors, 1 rerun skin>the best legendary can be earned in the f2p track>you could only earn enough tickets to buy 4 of the skins but this wasn't clearly advertised and if you wanted the 5th it's a $30 upcharge that also makes the $5 you spent before redundant>event tab was hidden away casual players didn't even know what the tickets were forThis shit was a disaster, if they did it again today with the simpler MR pass model it would sell like crazy
>>578667458smutbase or deviantart
Pleasure bot...>>>/aco/9284033
>>578667692the only constant
>>578667561Love Yuna
>>578667079>>578667176ow players are surprisingly less susceptible to microtransactions. in rivals they'll put out a new skin in a gacha system and players will defend it, if they tried that in ow players would riot
>>578667383play the game
>>578668062
please stop posting this crusty hag
>>578668521I'm 40. She's 12 years younger than me.
please keep posting Yuna
>>578667869Mommy
>>578669645You're in de-nile!
How come no streamer calls McCree by his actual name, not even by accident
>>578669962This was years ago now, let it go.
>>578670001I will die on this hill
you now remember redshell
>>578669962Streamers already hyper-filter their speech, that's just one more knobthe world is gay and retarded
https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Jetpack_Cat_-_%28Taunting%29_Meow_meow_me_meow_meow%21.ogg
>supports with matching namesguess its my turn to lose
>>578670337i still watch him
>>578670554I used to watch him all the time but fell off him after the cancer arc and the other drama, I might start watching him again though
>>578667869>she can still talk with her mouth full of cockimagine
When are they deleting zen and hog from the game
>>578668070MR gacha is weird because if you actually want to buy the skin it's around the same price as normal the gacha is there to trick retards who don't care about the skin into wasting $10 on rolls then leaving with nothing (It's like a 5% chance you actually get it for cheaper than the normal price). It's really scummy but only affects you if you're retarded unlike real gacha games where everything effectively costs $100+
of course MY wrecking ball is braindead and gets hooked a trillion timeswhat's this, next match, I'm gonna have a Hog that won't be able to hook the ball that's how it fucking works
>forced 50 doesn't exi-
juno needs a space cowgirl skin
Day 3 of not jerking off has me getting rock hard erections just by looking at the OW girls. Even Moira and old Ana. . .
>>578666001looks like a mare's pussy and assholedon't ask how I knowhot
>>578672237even the crack of dawn better be careful around you
>>578672034She needs assless chaps
>>578672453nah no it doesntthe asshole should be alot puffier
>tank has a complete psychotic break because they died while being double healed and starts blaming the support for not healing enough even though they were giving them 100% of their kit's potential These are the people they balance the game for btw
>>578673037ahh yeah*rubs dick*that's true...puffier...
Sums up my experience in all "competitive" online games.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bAUAqhZmauY
>>578673153I just had a guy with chat restriction dive the backline and spam ping heals behind two wallspoor Ana on the other side being molested by tracer in our backline and two dps jaywalking on the point, there is just no movement ability in the game to cover them allsome people just don't have the mental to play tank, pic related
>>578671960You have 10 dodges per season. Use them wisely.
>>578674556>setting yourself up for an easy emergency reportthat better not be his main account
>>578674771The Lena has 3 on cooldown though
>team votes for hollywoodguess how it went
Is this a waifu game?
>>578675303waifus are the only reason this game still exists so yes
>>578640347D.Mon ult + Juno torpedoes basically 1 shots squishies every time
>>578673508dont rub your dicki was just telling you facts...
lightspeeed
>>578675269poorly because I'm just playing d.mon and the western town ain't it for her
Well I like it.
>>578675303This is the only good western waifu game
>>578675956Me too :)She's a white goddess
Are there more upcoming heros planned atm?
DMon is seriously so hot
>>578676152shut the fuck up jose
Kanezaka Jinja protects you!
>>578676254Two supports, one is an Omnic detective, the other is a Talon member named Hivemind. IIRC both are gonna have anti-healing abilities
>>578676254Two more for this year's set. I wanna say both supports.
>>578676327her in game face is pretty bad in most angles
>>578676415>Omnic detectiveWatch him be no detective at all.
>>578676415Stop parroting this reddit larp that was wrong about everything after sierra.
>>578676415>both are gonna have anti-healing abilitiesanaschizo is going to have a stroke when they release
>>578676523Honestly I never thought he was since he had a cane in his original design which isn't very noir detective at all.
i dont know what anyone is expecting out of the same people who thought ball should have a zarya bubble on a 3 second cooldown
>>578676781That was a good change, now the best character can be played into any situation.
Zarya should have Zarya Bubble on a 3 second cooldown...
>>578676431two male supports is exactly what the game needs
>>578677142They should give ashe sleep dart and bionade so she doesn't have any counterplay too.
>>578677227Sigma needs Rein's hammer as his melee and probably infinite flight like JPC...
>>578677376 Rein should get 90% damage reduction and CC immunity on charge and he should be able to climb walls with it.
Reaper should be able to use his ult at range in total safety
>>578604116>>578623759I'd rather have Amelie feet
>>578676781They should just make it basekit with a shorter duration and nerf his durability instead. Allow him to counter CC with the right timing but make him punishable even without CC.
>>578677841He literally should not be able to counter CC at all. His strength is he has a trillion health, no critbox and is hyper mobile.
>>578676327If only her voice had any sense of personality whatsoever
D.va should be able to accretion and beams with DM. It's unfair people can just pick characters she can't DM.
Brigitte should have a big belly so I can press my face into it.
Ball players crying about cc existing is the same shit as genjitards who can't function if someone picks moira
Widow should have a perk where she gets to shoot people through walls
>>578625735You haven't been fucking healing him for the past 30 seconds and he's decided "this fucking retarded braindead boosted nigger support, is this good enough? will you heal me now if I stand here in front of you in full Hanzo sightline? huh? you wanna do it now, retard? you can see me now that I'm not in your fucking blind spot, huh? huh? WANNA DO YOUR FUCKING JOB NOW, RETARD? OH LOOK, I'M DEAD BECAUSE I HAD TO POSITION DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF YOU LIKE I'M HAND FEEDING A FUCKING INJURED MOLERAT BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GONNA NOTICE AND DO YOUR JOB OTHERWISE. I'M FUCKING DEAD NOW BUT WHAT DOES IT MATTER WITH SUPPORTS LIKE THIS, HUH? NO? NOT GOING TO LEARN HOW TO FUCKING PLAY YOUR BOOSTED BRAINDEAD OVERKITTED ROLE? NO? GONNA JUST POST A GREENTEXT ON 4CHAN LIKE YOU AREN'T THE NET NEGATIVE TO EVERY TEAM THAT HAS TO SUFFER THROUGH YOUR PRESENCE? Alright, alright. Godspeed, little retard, may an errant brick find its way off the back of an unsecured load on the highway and sail through the air and your windshield to crush your stupid fucking watermelon of a head."
>>578665186good mornyan
>>578678120Nah the bored woman voice is hot
im gonna keep running it down the middle until you decide to follow your tank and be aggressive rather than a little bitch. that or we lose. makes no difference to me i only have to wait 30 seconds for my next my.
If DPS really dont matter why do I keep losing over them going 15-17?
>>578677191I need to smoke weed with Mizuki
>ana on the enemy team>playing orisa>want shield major because blocking anas shots on the enemy tank destroys her effectiveness>but if you pick it and she swaps, youre stuck with the objectively worse orisa E and cant change it for the rest of the gameTHANK YOU TEAM 4
heppi halloween
>>578679872ive noticed one out of every two genjis spends the entire match spamming merry christmas, is that recent?when that voiceline came out it got used for maybe a few days then fell off the face of the earth
>>578679857>pick perk to counter character>they swap>perk no longer counters themthat’s every perk friend
power creep so bad that niggas unironically think orisa shitting out a 6 second 600 health shield thats 8 second cooldown starts on deployment isnt still insanely good.
>>578679010good mornyan!
>>578677960Compromise. Stop giving every fucking character in the game cc. Especially stop giving it to supports.
>>578680127i know, its just fucking retarded, especially when said perk replaces one ability with another.you would think theyd give you the option to reset perk progress but no, hero swaps are free and perks are permanent, fuck you.
>>578677960Remove the trillion health in exchange for timing based CC resistance. Right now you need CC or he is fucking immortal.
Amnyeong
>>578679525That's just a symptom of a shitty support or tank. When my supports and tank are locked in dps is the most chill experience imaginable.
>>578680321>lose your initiation tool>lose your infinite damage absorbtion tool>lose your emergency aoe damage/pushback tool>in favor of becoming ram 0.5the shield is only really good against chokespammers who refuse to take even a slight angle, but if they decide to pick junk/bastion you can forget about your shield doing fucking anything
Name 5 characters who have a meaningful choice to make between their Major AND Minor perks You can't
Is he back
what are these souvenir things supposed to be?
>>578680895failed cosmetic, dont think about it
>>578680895You pull them out as emotes.Piece of cake.
>>578676109All three would've been extremely promiscuous in high school.
>>578680630Love D.Va
>>578676781>"WAAAAAHHHHHH WHY CAN THE TANK WITH THE MOST COUNTERS ACCROSS EVERY ROLE GIVE UP A PERK SLOT TO NOT BE SPAMMED WITH LOW EFFORT CC SLOP WAAAAAHHHHH"
>LW’s still in timeoutIMAGINE if this happened to Mercy or Genji or KirikoHoly shit what’re they doing
winning a single match as mercy in QP solo is probably the hardest challenge in overwatch right nowcompletely fucking useless character why does she even exist
>>578680895They're
Juno exist to trick Mercy sluts into picking a useful character
>>578679857they should make it so that perk progress is retained>muh everyone would charge one char and play anotherif they can't handle balancing it remove them, pussies
>>578681157she exists to turn stomps into roflstompsdare to get a single pick on anybody and she just undoes the miniscule progress you made
>wake up >woman complaining I don't have a job>go to job center>woman telling me the niggers are in line before me>go home to play vidya>woman playing the game wrong and blaming mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLxgiJ-do_E
>>578681442perks should be swappable on deathif youre going to make heroes with entire identities based around RPS and freely swapping between them to counter then perks should follow that same idea. why make one permanent and not the other?this is why stadium is the only good gamemode.
>>578681573mizuki-coded post
>this is why stadium is the only good gamemode.
AYO THIS NIGGA PLAYING STADIUM
>>578680895I don't get why they don't convert them to being used as victory poses, you'd get way more mileage out of them
>>578681573yeah but they smell nice
>>578681920>>578681971uh oh woke up the "basic itemization is too hard" crowddont you have a silver match to complain about
They should rework the Stadium maps into regular ones....
>>578682086You don't play the game.
>>578681442>muh everyone would charge one char and play anotheryou can literally do that now tho, and thats what i do. you gain xp faster as the match drags on so i play my main and then swap to secondary when level 3
Port all the most fun Stadium upgrades into the real gameLet D.va have her map wide bomb, fuck it. This game is dead, who cares.
>>578682106stadium maps are regular maps, just shorter, as god intended.>>578682205i played since the demo at pax. gave it up around the release of 2 when it became readily apparent that team 4 had wasted years worth of dev time on nothing. came back recently and stadium is about the only time ive had consistent fun in this game over my entire playtime.
Vendetta has sex with dogs
>>578682305you're so mad lol
>>578682305>reaper pseudo-tanking and wraith burning people in quick playi think im good. theyre useless enough as it is.
>>578682671?
>>578682465stop posting akande
>>578682465Aryan beasts are not dogs.
>>578682929Ok, I will.
>stadiumtrannypoint and laugh
>>578682465>dogsfor the last time... im swedish
>>578683085patchnotemogged
useless ass ashe all fucking match against a doomfist powered by juno and genji. just swapped to mauga and threw. not wasting my time like this
what do endorsements do exactly?
>>578680383>CompromiseThe compromise is he has like 2000 armor or whatever.
>>578683923>get diffed>blame othersown your losses
>>578684251they give me 5k bp xp sometimes
>>578684251make support players feel like they matter when the tank/dps brainlessly endorse them out of habit
>>578684251allow you to eat a shit ton of reports apparently because im constantly telling people to kill themselves, losing an endorsement level, and then immediately getting it back after a few matches
Rein should get a wallclimb as compromise
>>578686581what if you just charged through walls
So is it true Dmon's baby form is basically just a massive debuff? Like the worst punishment imaginable, like she can't even properly function compared to Dva and is just begging to be staggered by the enemy team?They should give her a cyanide capsule ability that lets her die immediately on button press if this is happening.
>>578686994because theyre retarded enough to make another character whos best option is to straight up kill themselves to respawn with mech half the time for some reason instead of at the very least making this one less useless than baby dva
Start doing this
I would have guessed that since The Yuna is thiccer than The Hana and has a literal minigun that she'd be better at defending herself
man I just love waiting ten minutes for a game to be matched with a retarded faggot going 2 9 on soldier
starting to respect my time. ill be back when the game decides that being ranked "higher than 80% of players" means im put in lobbies with teammates who have a functioning frontal lobe
>>578687995>teammates who have a functioning frontal lobeThat's racist. You just assume they're black because they're bad at the game?
>>578687961>this is the average Lifeweaver player
>>578687961this is who Blizzard is trying to suppress and not let play anymore
>>578688135>oppressed, systematically discarded, "not economically viable" white man living out of his car, who can't get half the benefits some hoodrat black can, but who takes his pleasures where he can and posts up to enjoy some Overwatch at whole foods on the weekend, and who loves his dog
>>578639104Likewise, what would the Juno talking plushie say when squeezed? I'm thinking she'd just have a squeaker like a dog toy
>>578615960That area houses the digestive system network.
>>578688379yeah maybe. or he could just be a truck driver
>>578688379Buddy I don't care about your schitzo delusions this is a gaming board
>>578678343But Mei's RIGHT THERE and already has one
>>578688730If that's the case I hope one day he can get his own truck and set himself up nice (assuming it's even worth having your own cab nowadays... I think I heard somewhere it's not?)
>>578680839im back bitches
how good is illari atm?
which male character would you go on a date with?
>>578689569baptiste
>>578689284What are those lips lmao
>>578689694you dont know the mogging lookmaxxing mewing technique?
Overwatch only uses 40% gpu on the highest settings? Is there something else I can tweak to make it use more GPU?
>>578689314She's been ok, not great after being hit with some nerfs. She also struggles against being run at which is what a dmon is doing to you every other game.If you can land the shots and play high ground she's still useable though.
>>578690360Render more SFM smut in the background while you play. You could probably automate that shit with AI at this point, just feed it your fetishes and let it go to town
>>578687586so this is why my aim isn't smooth
>>578687586>>578692121if anything this should add additional friction to the pad, like the opposite of having a glass padI like to spritz my pad and give it a good wipe down with a microfiber cloth once in a while to make it nice and fresh, but when it's overly wet it's no good to use, personally.
>lifeweaver on team>lose
>play the gamemode where your main is permabanned>play the gamemode where your main doesn't existnah.
>>578692867Damage Lifeweaver is really fun doe. I love his hand SMG you can just mag dump like 50 rounds into someone straight ahead who isn't moving a whole lot
>>578692867>lifeweaver on teamHow
>>578693647yeah being a nigger is fun for niggers
>>578693765>he plays the game not to have fun, but to get a meaningless ranking
>>578693631>trying to force people to play CompStadium is one thing, but I don't get why they do this specifically. Ranked anxiety is a real thing.
>>578693842>*eats a big bowl of shit* ummmmm it's fun for me?
>>578693647Weaver is good at suppressing Widow angles, but they never do it when they're on my team.
>>578693996Damn what a good and fitting analogy, when are you planning on getting your GED?
>>578693935>take an already shitty community>make it worse by applying meaningless points to performance>make it even worse by having 5v5 be the only populated queue, plus longer queues in general >somehow make it even worse by getting retards to play it solely for battle pass goybuxi loathe drives as much as anyone, but they're genuinely the only time comp is playable. also just remembered I have to redo placements before the next drive. what's the point? I'm gonna be the same rank I was before the reset. fuck it, gonna try to throw them to make drives easier.
>>578694417NTA, I don't even have my GED and I guarantee I'm more intelligent than you are.
>>578693996yo lil donnie
>>578694449kek subhuman compies really are like this
>Mercy and Anran are a duo>Mercy pockets the Anran and ignores everyone else unless the Anran is dead>Anran is dogshit, effectively making the match a 3v5>Any time the Anran dies the instant the fight starts, we win>Neither of them ever pick up on this>They both spend the rest of the match more interested in bitching in chat than playing once someone points this outFor the love of god please save me from metal hell.
I wonder how much money they'd make if they did a Juno skin that was like cool space warrior girl instead of qt3.14 princess. Don't get me wrong i prefer qt3.41 princess, but I feel Juno is so popular that there has has to be a market for a badass skin
>>578692867>lifeweaver on team
>>578695198the question is could they pull it off or would she just seem like a dork
>>578695198Explain what you actually want from a "cool space warrior girl" skin. You have literally never been able to do so when asked. You post this, maybe not regularly, but consistently. I've seen it before and asked then as well. Genuine question, are you just an automated bot? I've been posting on 4chan as a whole a lot in the past couple days, more consistently than normal, and I am genuinely wondering how much of the "population" is bots at this point.
>>578694965>range ban support mains>rework all supports into dps>some healing abilities can be retained, but they are mostly for self-healing and are significantly less effective on other players.>add low rate global hp regen, halted when taking damage.>add more self-sustain perks and passives, and buff existing ones>reduce hp across the board again. average for tank is 500, 200 for dps. lowest hp tank is queen and ram at 400, highest hp is around 600 for hog, lowest dps is 175 for tracer, cat, widow, etc, highest is 275 for bastion and mei.I've floated this idea here before but it would genuinely fix so many problems with 2026 overwatch
>>578695528
the few days without a retard grief pulling me were really niceshame that's over
>>578695387He's been re-enabled
Damn I'd suck off McCree. Like damn. Hurt my throat.
>>578695387Do you? What a fucking retard
it's really hard to focus on my games while living out the last days of my people's empireplease understand
>>578696554Calm yourself, Yankee. It's a rough patch, but you'll recover.
supports are so fucking boosted it's unreal
Who is this Lifeweaver you all keep mentioning?
>>578696697I'm... European
>>578696189Somehow… Lifeweaver has returned.
Due to reports of Roadhog being a fat unkillable nigger capable of one shotting most of the cast once they enter a 20 m radius of him, we have currently disabled him.
>>578696964tanks are allowed to do that
>>578696767Oh pfshshhh.Europe is fine. They (you) have been through MUCH worse.
>>578694582136 with a Masters, are you conveniently 145 with a Ph.D?I know this is stupid and petty at this point but I'm just complying with the rules of this board of being stupid and petty, I only use it for this thread. /his/ is my home board
why does 5v5 qp auto-queue but 6v6 qp doesn't?I misclick and queue 5v5 like three or four times a night because of it
>>578697159no it has literally never been as bad as it is right in this very momentand tomorrow it will get worse
>kiriko suzus my dead body 3 times in a rownow I'm throwing
>>578697593I thought only Americans were this myopic.
I'm not saying I'm a genius, but whenever someone gets mad and immediately starts posting IQ numbers and claiming to have a bunch of college degrees I assume they're an impoverished third-world NEET.
>guy who simps niggerweaver on 4chanyeah i definitely believe this person has a 130 iq and a masters lol
>>578697604She's performing last rites by giving your body one final blessing before you pass on, you chud
Freja looks like she gives godlike head
I wish Freja was my mom
Jesus, did Lifeweaver rape and pozz you or something?
>>578698343low vocabulary skills
>>578604358>>578604358>>578604358what's the name of this whore?
hiv+ status
>>578698812Yuna Lee AKA D.mon
>win 2 >lose 2>win 2 >lose 2>win 2 >lose 2
>>578695709explain your rework mercy
yuna lee is the most generic ass korean name imaginable. I'd fire whoever came up with that shit. it's like having an american character named John Smith, or a chinese character named ching chong, or a black character named Tyrone Nigdavius.
Hey gamers, I'm Yuna Lee
>>578699181or a chilean called Jose Gonzalez
>>578699569or a Portuguese called Joao Medeiros
>>57869918150% of Koreans have the surname Park, Kim, or Lee.And Korean names are just flat out unsexy. Imagine the most beautiful woman in the world being named "Byung-joop" or something. Yuna is slightly better
>>578699158>pistol removed>primary is symmetra's old lock on lmb without damage ramping, can attach to either enemy or ally, damages anyone in between>GA cd increased, now triggers passive hp regen on target>rez deleted, now a self-buff that gives lifesteal to herself and an ally if they're hooked to her beam + short flight>ult is just her mirrorwatch ultbest I got, would sooner just delete her though. but you can still have something for the foids with this kit I think.
>>578699859shit
>>578699181retard
>>578699825jk rowling ass names.can't wait for the new talon hero Badguy Evilman, and his sidekick Skinseller Evilmommy
tried playing on the japan server and holy shit the level of play has dropped now that koreans are region locked
playing d.va in 6v6 is so much more fun than 5v5
>>578699825even when they come over here and get a westernized name they always chose the most bland ones like Kim or Sue. never seen a slit-eyed Edna before y'know
>>578700286"Edna"? Are you 85 years old?Besides, all the asian women with stuffy old-timey names are in Hong Kong I imagine, not korea
>>578700252in bronze
>>578700252everything is more fun in 6v6 the issue with the game mode is the risks that come with open queueI've found that if I queue in good faith and do what will give me the best odds of winning, my match quality is usually goodthere's still a couple matches a night where you get four mercy OTPs on your team
>>578700437the only person he talks to in his life is his 85 year old grandmother he lives with after getting kicked out of the house by his parents for being inappropriate
i only endorse healers, and i only say hello to them.for the other dps and tank, i spam "no" in their face
>>578701147in bronze
>>578699181It sounds like a kpop name. Meant to be easy to remember.
>>578700286It seems like /owg/ somehow didn't get the memo that Koreans are as soulless as the Chinese, maybe even more so since they allowed themselves to basically be their subjugated vassals for all of their history (and now they're a vassal of globohomo ZOGmerica instead). Unlike the Japanese, who went their own way and became warrior poets and later showed up to drag the Koreans out of their mudhuts into civilization.
>>578701808basedbasedbasedbasedbased
>>578701237i'm gold 1, and don't you forget it
>new hero looks fun>can't play her cause 5v5 role queue is the worst game mode ever createdsigh
fats shat his pants so his simps have to shit up everything else lol
>>578702372skill issue
>>578702464>fats shat his pantscringe>>578650019>juno doesn't wear diapers, she is a proud panty pooperbased
https://youtu.be/zs8dtM1vMCc
whats up with spectators in quickplay? i've never understood how or why anyone does that.
>make cool new mecha tank>fights with a sword and shield>oh and give her a gunfuck you blizzard stop discriminating against shitters like me who can’t aim
>>578658432All of the media for the last ten+ years have been Girl Bosses in incredibly retarded portrayals of them having mystical powers, always winning and be able to fight and beat hordes of top athletic men in the most retarded looking fight scenes ever.So naturally the retards brainwashed by this horseshit try it in reality because they're stupid and find out.
>>578704201?
best thing to come out of this shitty game is that animation of Lena randomly fucking a guy at the beach
>>578704364It's an obvious bot post, just ignore it
feet op feet thread post feet
>>578704587wrong general?
>>578703958Waiting for their friends to finish usually.
>>578704587I know that one
>>578704587catbox now
>>578704951ugly off model and retarded
>>578705016Looks good to me?
>>578705216>to meyeah because you're from ecuador or whatever
>>578704951>>578705216we love The Lena here
>>578705362Whatever you say, schlomo
>>578704951now I gotta relieve myself
>>578705590cute
>>578705590>>578705216>>578704951Is there a single talented 3D nsfw artist that has interesting ideas and doesn't just pump out contextless vanillaslop
>>578705820No if there was they'd be working a real job instead of relying on peteronbux from retards.
>nyl>vanillaslopyou need to try harder than that replyschizo
>>578705820there’s that video of widowmaker insulting a burly black man on a treadmill and then he has his way with herthat has context and isn’t vanilla
do people think its tuff to just sit there staring at mei block until it runs out? i'm blatantly obviously going to wall as soon as i get out, brother.
>>578706134as opposed to what? running away?
>>578706134nah I'd win
>>578706050There is nothing more vanilla than a straight man having penetrative sex with a straight woman
>>578706134I mean if they leave you alone, you'll just give them backshots after you thaw.
>>578706182just doing anything else other than wasting time i suppose. they'll make a point to do it even if they're getting shot if its a tank. i think its just the tilting nature of mei making them petty.
>>578706225>tags: blue skin, clothed, dark skin, instant lossdoesn’t sound vanilla to me friend
>>578706492but you're wasting time by being in the block?
Post venture!!
dmon and shion are fun because they're not static, w hero design
>>578706629*crickets*
>>578701808Japan is globohomo zogmerica #1 ally though, most japanese games nowadays are proof of that.
>>578706849this ain't /pol/, pal.
I play Overwatch to have fun.
>>578707279yes I enjoy overwatch, how could you tell?
>>578707457tranny moment
>>578707457trans moment
I play Overwatch to ruin others fun.
>>578707457Based
I went to check on my favorite OW content creator and apparently he's a Rivals streamer nowFuck my chud fucking life
>>578707683lifeweaver mains be like
>>578707653>>578707682nigger moment>>578707457Hope you have a good fun anon
>>578707457>>578707803uh oh transbian melty
>Lifeweaver reinstated>healer on my team immediately pulls me back to spawn to rape mei thought i was finally free ;_;
>>578708001he's back?
>>578708001just won with lifeweaver on my team so he's alright now
>>578708339you could have won 4v5
>>578708339>doom
you guys ever feel sad when you die but the rest of your team team-wipes the enemy without you.like it just makes you feel useless
>>578708001if a weaver is on your team just be prepared to spam spacebar at a moments notice. i have it in the back of my mind at all times and cancel every grip as soon as possible.
Chiwit popong chuwit
So how are you guys liking the new Support?Idk about his kit but his lore is fucking stupid. What the fuck is "Bio Light"?
>>578708706idk but maybe you can eat it, it's got bio in its name after all. his gun is cool but I never get to use it
any old batlepasses that i should buy?
He gardens uphill. He's a friend of Dorothy.
6v6We won, but am I doing badly if I have the most damage but only 6 eliminations? I am just holding off the frontline since the other tank and the two DPS are flanking the backline. Meanwhile, I am 1v2ing the enemy tank to protect our backline and defending the cart the whole time while my team gets all the glory. What am I supposed to do in this situation?
>>578709180you tell me
>6v6kek has no idea how the game workslike clockwork, womans mode after all
>>578706819Fine... I'll do it myself
>>578709620ok, and how would you know?
>>578705820I would like to see more stories set in the Overwatch universe itself, for example:>Tracer being raped by Talon>Pharah being raped by Talon>Mercy being raped by Talon>Brigitte being raped by Talon>Anran being raped by Talon>Juno being raped by Talon>D.va/D.mon being raped by Junkers>Kiriko being raped by Hashimotos>Widowmaker/Sombra being raped by Winton>etc
>match so hard that i might have an aneurisym>match so easy that i feel we will get accused of cheating>repeat on and on for the entire dayso cool.
>>578710103That's the 5v5 experience babyyyyyyy
>>578657298>*just shoots you from high ground until you either die or fuck off*
Everytime I come back to this game, it keeps getting worse. I don't know how some people can play this every day, the game is to hectic nowadays. Everyone moves so fast, nothing dies or everything explodes in 1 second, the colors are completely desaturated, the sound engine pretty much does not work since OW2 inception, balance is non-existent, yadda yadda. It's just so tiresome
What am I supposed to do if my entire team is dead by the time I get into a strong position to shoot from
>>578710968All of these are false btw
>>578710968All of these are true btw and only retarded, sunk-cost slurping trannies say otherwise
>>578708001my dear rapist.. welcome back
>>578711116Wang, everyone can see your sad samefagging attempts.
>>578710968This person is an Overtroon that makes at least 3 posts identical to this every day
>rush to put out le heckin memeable adorable animalrino hero after seeeing how Jeff in Rivals became so popular >release the character in such a busted state it has a 72% ban rate in your top rank>hero doesn't even end up the heckin cute kitterino cashcow either >now we're stuck with a giga busted hero because blizzard is so slow to fix problems
>>578711265>top rankWhoops I'm sleepy
>>578711265they just don't care if supports are fundamentally broken
>>578711265monkey came before jeff doebeit but nice try
What makes someone pick junkrat
>>578711513same as the players who pick Mei in overtime where each team has 1 minute, they just want to ruin the game for everyone
>>578711439sloppa
>>578711513being from sweden
Anran does pornos
>>578711238>WangSure thing Rajeet.
>>578712093she can't show the guy's face though
>>578711580zoomer can't differentiate a drawing from his overlord daddy ai.. yike
>>578712251because her parents would disapprove if it was obvious it wasn't an asian guy?
>>578712487no thank you
They should stop hiring random streamers and huge black women to voice the characters.
Keeping track of enemies and information as Tracer is harder than any other character to me, does this get easier
>>578712584they did it's called japanese voices
>>578712452no, the issue hits too close to home
>>578711265You forgot the part where they fucking buffed her.
>>578712797oh, they both do pornos, do they?
>>578711265>hero doesn't even end up the heckin cute kitterino cashcow eitherwell yeah, theyve been putting out skin after skin slutting her uptheyre trying to get people so horny that they throw out 20 bucks for her shop skins
flats? more like SHATS :-D
>>578711513I legitimately have to ban Junkrat on Kings Row. He's also annoyingly good on other maps as well.
>>578706629Sure.
>>578716803wtf!
i like new overwatch wiki
>>578716803WOAH
eh what? they made mei's primary fire freeze a perk? doesn't that make her like, unusable?
This ventureposter is sexually harassing my eyes
>>578717884Good.
Is dmon a hard counter to sigI just can't win against her using him
>>578708001Congratulations, you are being rescued. Please do not resist.
Dead gaem dead general
>>578718440Yeah she counters sig.
I get zero care and my tank takes zero space every single game
>>578711513I want to just sit in a lawn chair in the back spamming nades lazy style.
>when the guy who just beat your ass begs people in chat to check out his no views twitch channel at the end of the game
>>578680364nigger
>>578711513Junkrat is fun other than the fact that there are half a dozen characters it's borderline impossible for him to interact with
I wonder how much Ana and Pharah spend on condoms for Mercy's fat futa cock, you know, for those risky days.Though that's not an issue with Ana, must make Pharah jealous I get, to get all that Mercy cum straight from the fat futa schlong.
need
i want to drink Domina's cum 24/7
>>578722339Such a Symmetra post.
>>578722180Breed
>>578722528enough with your breeding
>>578722339i want to lick dominas feet
Is faces of death any good on shion?
>>578722339>>578724586i want her to be my wife but cheat on me constantly and treat me like a paypiggy cuck
>>578725305Saar...
>>578725305we can arrange that
Good morning, Kiriko.
Hei, it's Kiriko!
>>578725559god i wish
Venussy is like a mythical being, lovecraftian
>>578727460
>>578711513For some reason I went up against Junkrat five times in a row
Flats pooped himself
Mei is fat
shats
flats = shats
futa cock
>>578729894young tracer........
>>578711265maybe learn to aim?
>>578729114and that's why we love her
>>578729894posterchild yet no skins...
>>578730273black?
>>578729894kissing The
>>578731959omg it's the cock police
>>578731959Dmon doesn't even have a 10th of dva's sex appeal. How does she do it?
>>578731959Fucking slut
hey thread maker chop chop
>>578732774why did you chop off your peepee in the middle of your post?
>>578732812so i can play venture better
>>578732736Need her so bad
>>578732736blueberry buttocks...
suffer: >>578734064
