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>Previous
>>578557206

>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/

>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/

>MAJOR NEWS
Aug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHo
Aug 12 Battle for the Gateway Planet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTltwbS4KY
Aug 14 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrOOHtrJJBo
Aug 18 Heart of the Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7LcerKPa4M
Aug 20 Super Earth Escapes: The Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghsnyLr731c

>LATEST PATCHES
Previous patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_Version
Aug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012
Aug 17 1.007.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134145952
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First for squids!
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>>578659367
I don't like teamwork, I should be the ones getting kills for my career page
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>>578659502
Is the career page even accurate?
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>>578659536
uooooh bratty watcher needs correction
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>>578659536
>>578659574
Rape.
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>>578659574
put my peenus weenus in it
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>>578659620
No
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Robby!
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All stealthdivers look like this.
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>bots D10 flag random
>it's two level 120 ish guys complete with matching 40k gear, matching names, and matching title
>one of them brought bastion
>follow them along to flag #1
>call flag, enemies start coming in
>their bastion blew up
>they skedaddle off leaving me with another dude to hold the flag
>we get overwhelmed and fucked off, following the two 40kfags
>do side objectives with them
>go to flag #2
>they skedaddle off again
>other guy left
>i follow the two dudes along because there's no way i'm holding off the flag on my own
>go to flag #3
>they called in the flag
>they walked to a nearby fortress instead
>i left the session
>check socials
>both of them were on playstation
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>>578659857
close, but no cigar
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>>578659909
Gamergirl moment
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>>578659857
>>578659913
Impregnate both.
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>>578659913
This looks exactly the same sans the gigantic breasticles being hidden under the chest plate.
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Bring the 1200 RPM mode on the HMG back Sweden
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>>578660012
one's a mini-giantness fetish, the other is just coomer proportions
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A reminder to bring crutch meta gear to D10 pub squid bricks because pubbies are still allergic to killing harvesters.
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>>578660072
>one's a mini-giantness fetish,
anon it's just a low camera angle
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>new thread
>troons already spamming off topic tr*nime
looks like the melty never ended huh
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>>578660221
ok retard, go see other stuff made by the author
it's all size difference fetishism
https://x.com/Doonography/status/2024095679740510549
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>>578660425
I would rather look at tranime girls than this "thing"
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>>578660425
cute besides the mental illness highlight
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>>578660210
>>578660425
Canon to Sweden, I guess...
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>>578660425
tumblr artstyle
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>>578660394
just because most of it is size difference doesnt mean all of it is

https://x.com/Doonography/status/1908188311417479352
https://x.com/Doonography/status/2089725826019344479/photo/1
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>>578660210
tranime xisters... our response???
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>>578660701
all of his hd2 content is DEFINITELY size difference
just take the L and fuck off retard
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Cultist status ?
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>sc is faster to farm than medals
grim
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>>578660425
i need this maga plapbait wobblemeat pawg stimfapping my democratic goonrod
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>>578660718
seems to be ACK! like the rest of xhem
let it be a lesson for the others
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>>578660863
TRVKE. Make more SEAFs.
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>>578660775
obscenely over the top gooner melty lmao
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AND NOW, THE GALACTIC ANTHEM OF SUPER EARTH:

[Intro]
Freedom must reign over every last star
Through citizen's blood spilled in our righteous wars
Honor their deaths, do your parts for the cause

[Verse 1]
Steadfast support of our regime
Is how humankind will reign supreme
No questions or doubts shall be allowed
Traitors will all be disavowed
[Chorus]
Managed democracy is the true path
All who resist it shall suffer our wrath
White, yellow, blue, flying on all the worlds
Justice and hope are forever unfurled

[Verse 2]
Our way of life, galaxy-wide
Paved with the skulls of those who've died
Unslakable tide of Super Earth pride
A torrent that can't be satisfied
We sacrifice for paradise
Anything less will not suffice
Citizens rise, liberty rise
Super Earth, rise up to the skies

[Outro]
Stay free!
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>>578660863
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>>578660425
I would fuck and impregnate her but only if I can be guaranteed that I do not need to raise that child and I never contact her again.
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>>578660938
>>578659857
>>578659913
Built for Big Bug Cock.
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>>578660553
Gutdiver...I kneel.
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>>578661179
>r/asianmasculinity
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go back
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Goddamn, I did not listen to anons in the previous thread. The breaker series, especially the S&P, *is* ass compared to other shotguns...

Sweden where stagger?
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>no lobby
>general quickly devolves to /pol/-tier discussions
i am nooooticing
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>>578660210
i am a white man with an incurable fever and i approve of this message
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lobby doko
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Reminder
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>>578662002
I don't have discord to check and I hope this screenshot is fake
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>basically useless
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i've decided to begin levelling up the Punisher
What am I in for?
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>>578662161
it's real to the extent they had to pin it so people would stop asking
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>>578662162
They nerfed it for no fucking reason. It used to be solid against bugs and squids.
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>>578661414
>inflation coomers/ritualposters/jeets itt
>no lobby
really makes you think
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>2 new enemies
>1 new biome
surely this wasn't everything
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AND NOW, THE GALACTIC ANTHEM OF SUPER EARTH:

>VERSE 1
I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost
If I'm asking for help, it's only because
Being with you has opened my eyes
Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise?
I keep asking myself, wondering how
I keep closing my eyes, but I can't block you out
Wanna fly to a place where it's just you and me
Nobody else, so we can be free
(Nobody else, so we can be free)

>CHORUS
All the things she said, all the things she said
Runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head
Runnin' through my head
All the things she said, all the things she said
Runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head
All the things she said
This is not enough (Я coшлa c yмa, мa)
This is not enough (All the things she said, all the things she said)
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>>578662002
>>578662283
They must really regret showing the illuminate at the 2024 game awards because now every time they go to a game event, people are always expecting new shit now
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>>578662283
Live service done right™
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I think Helldivers should have a Space Battleship Yamato collab, somehow. I guess it would have a new ship once that's implemented plus a bunch of reds and drippy uniform armor.
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>>578662462
>Release an update so barebones that people are convinced something has yo happen at Gamescom cause they can't accept the swedes being this lazy
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>>578662212
Just a slightly worse Halo shotgun.
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>>578661849
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243232578469/76561197962839239

botssssss
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>>578662351
of course not
there was also improved SEAF and a buggy helmet that clashes with everything
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>>578662212
Possibly a sleeper GOAT on bugs, decent enough on squids if you aren't running into a ton of Overseers, and borderline useless on bots unless you regularly take on Devastators at 20m or less. It's my go-to for Predator Strain and NormBugs. A lot like how picrel is actually an amazing rifle, the Punisher is one of the best shotguns in the game as well.
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>>578662626
full
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>>578662603
>do shit like this and then wonder why your playerbase hates you after seeing crystal clear leaks of an entire faction that has been finished since launch
incredible, really
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>>578662626
3/4
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>use Bolt Pistol
>try going back to the Ultimatum
>get 2 shots and no reserve ammo for the ability to blow up fabs
>needed constant resupply to stay viable throughout a mission
>bolt pistol gives me the means to deal with literally everything else
>doesn't require me to keep a supply back/ressuply on perma cooldown
>blow up fabs with reds and nades like God intended
I wanted to like it again, I really did
But being able to fucking aim and not requiring an entire mag to take care of shit is just too damn addicting
Ultimatum users are Stockholm Syndrome victims
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>>578662779
not yet 3/4
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post your drip
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Wouldn't it be funny if Calypso being gone was just a bug?
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>>578662456
This isnt democracy! this is cold play!
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>>578662962
That...would be pitiful, even for AH's standards.
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>>578662881
you're*
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>>578662626
failed
full probably
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>>578662626
full
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>>578662841
yeah im farming for that warbond. Theres no reason not to use it. I got a feeling hd2 is in end-of-life and no one wants to talk about it.
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Stim pistol or nah
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>>578663283
idk, how thick are these thighs?
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>>578663283
take it for massive izzat gains as proof that you do not need a killing secondary to be good at the game
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>borderline justice
>the armor effect is almost useless with the pistol that comes in the warbond because it's heat-based and has almost no recoil
Helldivers 2 is a $40 mobile game.
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>>578662212
among the best bug primaries, meh on squids and dogshit on bots unless its in a megafactory or megacity with zerker seed. it upgrades with each choke basically
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>>578663283
Go for it if you enjoy being dead weight.
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Surely no MO today MUST mean something is happening tomorrow
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>>578662881
You're*
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>>578663230
i pray you're wrong
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>>578663519
it's dogshit on squids too, have you tried killing an overseer at any range further than spitting distance?
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>>578663517
An innovative way to complain that a warbond has a strong weapon.
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The Senator can 1head overseers and 3head crushers.
That's all.
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>>578662462
Maybe don't have a cliffhanger "huh, that's it?" ending two days before a major gaming event
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busty leggy ching chong divers are better than brown freckled fatass seafs in my imo
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>>578663832
they're both dogshit
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too bad nobody asked what a tr*nime troon thinks
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>>578663832
show me a mod that looks like the right one
please
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>>578663582
Wrong.
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>>578663832
me on the right
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>>578663927
Based greyskin robutt enjoyer
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>>578663582
>post "you are" drip
no its not
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>>578664043
The real robutt
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>>578663985
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/9198
You'll need to remove the helmet by yourself, though.
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>>578664002
>>578664157
go back
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Feels gooooooood
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>>578664221
no
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>>578663950
It's just xheir usual gambit for attention, report and ignore as usual.
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>>578663680
I'm complaining that the warbond weapon and armor have no synergy because Arrowhead wants to sell more warbonds and making them work together out of the box would cut into their bottom line. It would make more sense if the Senator and Talon were swapped between their respective warbonds.
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>>578663832
>>578664043
Can't wait for sex update for Helldivers after content drought.
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i love hugging seafs too bad i can't anymore do the city seafs react to you?
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New drawing :)
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>>578664885
Anon... they're literally the same. Sweden isn't THAT incompetent, to the point they'd update one thing but forget to update another thing. I think.
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>>578665178
imminent meltdown from a certain someone
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If you get angry at a PvE game like this one you're a sissy
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>>578665178
Gamergirl moment
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>>578664236
>>578664885
>>578665260
Are bolt pistol good for you?
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>>578665178
I respect the hustle. Keep at it, based drawnon-kun.
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>>578665178
he cute
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Is the bolt pistol the strongest secondary of today?
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>>578665178
your next task is a crusher working at taco bell
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uh oh troon melty in progress
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>>578665178
forgot to mention I'm trans btw
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>>578665350
It feels real good to use, specially on bots
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>tomorrow rolls around in swedistan
>nobody is at the office except the interns and pilestedt
>he shuffles by them on his way to his office, dead eyed, limply holding a key card
>an intern offers a good morning greeting
>he smiles, dimly; "hallo"
>he logs into his computer, loads his email
>a poorly worded @all message from Baskinator
>so we gotta have a major order today uuuuh is anyone gonna do this??
>the silence of the office is louder than any scream
>he sighs and types a reply "I'll get on this, thank you Bask!"
>she's already signed off for the day
>he opens the door to his office and shuffles over to the interns
>oh good morning Mr pilestedt! We were just figuring out how to adjust spawn rates, anything at can help with?
>oh ja, um, looks like because everyone is still on summer vacation, we uh don't have a new major order made up... I know you guys have been working hard and you just ran the entire Devoid of Liberty update... But do you think you could go a little further for me and whip up something real quick?
>Oh yes of course uhm... I mean I think my team lead had a plan but... He isn't here so... I won't get in trouble or anything right?
>no no, just needs to be done in the next few hours. I'll handle Joel if he gives you any problems
>he smiles as best he can, and leaves the only employees in the office to work
>back in his office, he sits down to draft another apology email to Sony. Shams sent him 10 spam messages about new boats and cars he bought with all the Warbond money.
>he pauses
>he logs into the dev build and begins searching through the files
>illuminate cultists
>detailed weapon screen
>armor customization
>soviet inspired automatons
>myriad of unreleased biomes
>he pauses on an image of his old team; the one he worked with for 8 years behind the scenes before release
>he takes a long breath
>once again, the silence deafens
>ja brosbekan skenb...
>he closes the game files, and returns to his email
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>how it feels to play bugs during a major order not involving them
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>>578665550
Mogs literally every other "conventional" pistol, tbhdesu. I am not complaining, though, if Sweden got off their asses and made the rest comparable.
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I want to fight on Mars.
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>>578665832
Mars Nosso bears witness?
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>>578665768
>illuminate cultists
>detailed weapon screen
>armor customization
>soviet inspired automatons
>myriad of unreleased biomes
>he pauses on an image of his old team; the one he worked with for 8 years behind the scenes before release
the unfunny part is that there's a nonzero chance of this happening
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>>578665768
kek
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>tfw no good mods
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>seven fucking squid planets all with 0% decay rate
Guess we all know what the next MO is going to be. Time for Phact Bay to be forgotten again.
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>murahachiro still has yet to do a terminidxSEAF animation
do any of the shotguns actually want anything other than the full choke? this feels like the most blatant "shouldn't have been options but we didnt want your gun to be too good from the start" customizations
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>>578665768
Do us a solid and post it on reddit unironically.
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>>578663832
Imagine the braps.
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>>578665768
What's he say in Swedish, translate has nothing
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>>578666493
that's not swedish, i assumed it was some type of slavic
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>>578666637
Translate defaulted to finnish, but that didn't have anything either.
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>>578665768
This is beautifully depressing
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>>578664043
I am a cow worshipping poop nigger and this is my slopfu
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>>578666263
Incel breaker with duckbill is good since it makes it easier to light adds on fire.
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Hey remember when they added an armor passive on an armor set themed around mechs that had nothing to do with mechs?
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>>578666916
Pic related.
It makes it easier to stay alive between mech calldowns, which is enough.
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>>578666916
the passive that ended up being so good on the medium and light armors that no one gave a fuck about that?
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>>578665178
Cute!
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>>578667089
It's literally only good on the light set. The medium set is just an inferior B-08 Light Gunner with the same speed and less stamina.
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>>578665178
made for big booty medicdiver(male)
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>>578666493
It's nothing I just made something up that sounded roughly iceyuropean
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>>578665768
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
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>>578665178
Sovl
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>>578667089
It's literally a straight downgrade to taking extra padding on an armor set one tier lighter, except for light because there's nothing lighter than that.
Maybe if you added extra padding to your birthday suit.
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>>578667036
>It makes it easier to stay alive between mech calldowns, which is enough.
There are like two dozens sets that increase your survivability. We didn't need a mech themed armor set doing it too.
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>>578666263
B-based...

I mean... digusting insectfucker.
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>every campaign now needs a reward
>This means swedes need to make content
Bet you the quiet periods in between MOs is going to start lasting longer soon
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>yt recommends Irons1ghts alpha leaks
>permanently stuck in a "what if?" scenario for the last 20 minutes
cool
if they pull a "we're going to release everything you want in helldivers 3 :)" I don't think I am going to even bother with it
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>>578666263
>murahachiro
Based taste.
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>>578667519
No, more like now that they can't just poach from an already finished Warbond, they will just downgrade all rewards to capes and titles.
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>>578666263
>"who the hell is that mura guy?"
>look it up
What a horrible HORRIBLE day to have eyes.
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Lobby doko
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I'm nuking the bolt pistol's reserve ammo
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>>578662881
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>yfw weeklong bug MO tomorrow with no campaign attached
>helldivers we sure used up a lot of E-710 warping into the void, go get more!
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>>578667742
post the full image or I'm not making one
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>>578660068
only if they drop 450 RPM mode and move the default RPM to the slowest and the current highest RPM to the default.
450 RPM is for cowards and limp wristed
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>>578667620
It should have been capes in the first place desu.
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>>578667706
holy shit, what a GOOD day to have eyes
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>>578668039
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12061268?q=lorddantesito
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>>578668212
>shit log
now you're definitely not getting one
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>>578667742
Cropped? Can't jork before diving. Cringe and not based...
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>>578665178
so much sovl it makes brownoids seeth endlessly
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>>578668212
>nigger
i expected an actual log of shit and this was worse.
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>>578668123
450 is for actually hitting weakspots
all others are for praying to liberty to guide your weapon onto weakspots using the recoil
therefore all high rof players are running faith builds and are sissies by default
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>>578668139
listen man it's a free world for now so fap to what you want but when the first thing I see when I look up an artist is a lady getting fucked by bugs while bugs digs inside her eyesockets i swear i could feel my dick going back inside my groin to hide next to my appendice in fear.
maybe i am too vanilla for this shit
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>>578667706
>>578668640
You are of a low caliber goon, not yet forged by time and calloused hands.
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d10 bots or bugs
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243238310180/76561198122378705
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>>578666845
>needs to be basically max level to unlock
damn, back to the grindmines
>>578667706
sorry to ruin your day brother but you shoulda guessed from the context he was a bugfuck artist
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I hate it. Why does it exist? Why can't we drop with full ammo and stims? We could have had actual booster variety between missions if it wasn't for this stupid thing
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>absolutely nothing is happening
So this is the content in a major title update.... woah...
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Everybody shittalks the Solo Silo right up until the monkey nigga climbing to the top of buildings saves them from five bile titans with a 300 meter ranged mini-nuke.
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>>578659913
What tactical purpose do the thhhhhicc thighs serve, exactly?
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>>578668834
Full
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>>578668212
Just say "no" next time.
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no one is forcing you to take that booster
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>all this samefagging from the dutch shitskin tranny
Getting desperate for every crumb of Izzat LOL
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>>578669001
Optimal semen extraction.
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>>578668816
I prefer monster girls cuddling and lovey dovey sex sue me
>>578668837
nah it's fine brother I'll never judge a nigga for what he jerks it too it was just a jumpscare that's all
and yeah I should have expected it
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>>578668861
Better question: Would you be happy if they removed it and didn't modify the amount of supplies you dropped with, and the only way to get it was to activate the DSS effect?
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>>578668834
>>578669034
not full is just gucci slippers seething again
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>>578669202
No.
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>>578668943
See >>578666089
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>>578668834
3/4 get in here
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The game would have been 10/10 if it was FPS only
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>Honorary Guard
>Amendment
>Talon
>Dynamite
Do you really need anything else?
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>>578669001
Unironically those would be pretty good for all the running you have to do, and being bottom heavy like this would make it harder to stumble and fall over.

Assuming those are muscles and not just fat, of course.
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>>578668834
FVLL
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>>578665242
>578669174
PredictGAWD, I kneel...
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>>578659913
>>578660938
>>578669176
>>578669574
>And I, for one, welcome our new head-crushing thighdiver overlords
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>>578659536
( ˃ᯅ˂ )
(っค้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้c )
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>>578660938
>has the model
>won't make it a mod
is he a faggot?
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>>578670042
Probably pay-walled if mod.
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Game crashes so much I can't even play a full mission. The only fixes I have left is reinstalling the drivers and reinstalling the game entirely, but screw this and this update.
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>>578670106
>>578670042
it's not a mod, he's just playing with dolls in blender or whatever
>won't make it a mod
just use one of the dogshit abdo mods, it'll be about the same thing
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>>578670132
Try to clear shade cache and delete config in appdata, anon-kun. Could also try --use-d3d11 in steam launch options to see if it helps.
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>>578669836
Does it keep you up at night that people care more about AI slop than your tranny coded shitscribbles?
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All my content...GONE
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since when is mindless masses actually one trillion watchers
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WE love ai sloppa?
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>>578670042
For what it's worth, supposedly this is the reason why
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>>578670132
>clear shader cache
>double check that there aren't loose mod (patch_X) files in your install folder
>delete the appdata arrowhead folder entirely (resets all your settings)
>get DDU and see if it detects multiple dedicated gpu drivers installed thanks to wangblows excellence (causes a ton of instability) the program will list your GPU multiple times if this is the case
>DDU in safe mode with your ethernet disconnected, then install the new drivers from a local file
one of these should work
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>>578670668
wow a cumbrained dipshit can't find the motivation to do something that isn't jacking off all the time. shocking.
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>>578670316
I'm basically spending the days between deleting shader cache, user_settings.config and the anti-cheat folder, then convalidating files and hope at least one mission goes through. Already did diagnostics to my PC, including sfc /scannow that didn't find any damage file in the system. Even avoided upscalers since I read a lot of crashes seem to be related to DLSS/FSR but nope. At least I got to play the update's MO...
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>Super Earth is eclipsed
the -ing... it happens...?
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>>578670796
If you're a woman I'll pay you to say that to me.
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>>578670828
Nothing ever happens
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>people care more about AI slop
Lol, lmao even.
>your
NTA, fag. But seeing that anon's art making someone seethe in real time 4k HDTV is quite funny, tbhdesu.
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>T-Minus 12.5 hours until nothing ever happens
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Why is this general so obsessed with Swedes? At times it reads like schizo /pol/posting.
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>>578671074
Whatever helps you cope, Gamergirl.
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>>578670809
Rip... did you try using dx11 at least?
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>>578670448
devoid of content
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>>578671157
it reminds me of the way people shadow box with Todd Howard, like nigga your making up scenarios where he apparently hates and lies to you specifically
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patch tomorrow doomdivers
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why does the troon keep replying to people as if they're talking to xhem?
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>>578671375
He does do this and I want to rape him for it
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>>578671421
>Fixed incredibly specific minor bug
>20 new problems added to the known issues list
Enjoy your patch
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>>578669574
i'm so depressed i just want to mating press her and have a full squad of divers with her.
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>>578668590
>450 is for actually hitting weakspots
no, it's for pussies.
if you need to hit weakspots just tap fire instead of trying to hit it on full fucking auto
you are not required by law to lay on the trigger in all situations
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I feel like there should be a BFA mod that looked better. It scrunches up so many proportions, and you get shit like heavy armor capes floating in the air.
Same with the 2008 TF2 Touhou mod tier SEAF-chan and other mods.
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>>578671157
>Why is this general so obsessed with Swedes? At times it reads like schizo /pol/posting.
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the playerbase cares more about whether their new toys are busted or not (bolt pistol) and if the new enemies are laughably easy (they are) then actual content, so this will be remembered as a "goated update"
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>>578671201
Rape you later, retard-kun. Better luck next time on the samefag call.
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>>578671421
>thinks there will be a patch tomorrow
Campaign is done, no patches until the next one.
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>>578671375
But Todd Howard does though...
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>>578671876
Calm down, Gamergirl.
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>>578671252
I think the game wasn't even booting with the command, could try again tomorrow but I read it's a coin flip bandaid that could work or not. No hardware errors from Event Viewer even, the only related thing I could find is that Helldivers 2 might not like 3200Mhz RAM.
I can log in just fine but the moment I try to play a mission there are a few instances it could crash: stratagems selection, within the first 5 minutes, when mission is near completion. Last time I cleared the cache and anti-cheat I managed to play for 2 days without issues, it sucks to think you have to do it until Arrowhead fixes it.
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Next title update in 8 months
>1 reskinned biome
>1 recycled mission
>Loadout slots (three of em)
>1 new zombie enemy for squids
>Starship troopers legendary warbond
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>>578670132
Do you have a 14th or 13th generation raptorlake intel chip? Are you crashing playing other games or in programs? If so you may have chiprot. Download intel's XTU and limit the package tdp to ~100W then begin the RMA process immediately, then pray to Jesus you don't get a chip from the early batch.
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>>578672256
80% accuracy impressive
there win’t be loadout slots
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>>578672052
This guy has to do this ironically right?
No one could be this upset over a silly drawing right?
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>>578672549
Wrap it up, Gamergirl.
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>>578672256
No, the next title update will be in 2 months.
>Bugs title update
>3 new biomes, including a new subfaction biome effect
>new bug subfaction with 4 units
>Chemical Agents 2 warbond (it has a Gas Eruptor and Gas Thermites)
>Ship Customization
>Eclipsed missions (they're night bugs)
>month-long story arc
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>>578672549
I have no idea... but he seems to believe that I, and now you it seems, drew that image. Maybe we all drew that image, collectively...
>>578672094
Do remember that you need to delete cache and config if you want to try that command.
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Give seaf ABRL
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>>578672803
See : >>578672672
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>>578672803
You should've seen the time an anon posted a painting he made, along with his process, about a year or or so ago. The local slopper went into a real tizzy over that.
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>>578673163
Cant handle the apha pheremones
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>>578672873
MGs are great for squids but I don't think they're great for bugs and bots. SEAF has EATs but something reloadable with heavy pen or AT would be nice to see in their squads.
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>>578672790
No, the next title update will be in 4 months.
>Bugs title update
>2 new biomes
>new bug subfaction with 3 units (one is a variant)
>Ship Customization
>two week long story arc
ftfy
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>>578673296
MG clears chaff on bug and bot front just fine, just bring EAT for the big boys or something.
HMG performs better for bots since it can kill everything though
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>>578673204
Do I even wanna know...
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coomdivers to coompods, repeat, coomdivers to coompods.
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pair peak physique weapon handling with unflinching aimpunch immunity (and fix the aimpunch immunity so the fucking animation doesn't play)
pair unflinching aimpunch immunity with rock solid ragdoll resistance
fucking do something other than making yet another useless goddamn armor passive
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>>578673163
My viper commando gf that STINKS
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>>578671157
The developers are swedes, newfag
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>Siege-Ready
>+20% extra ammo, whoa that would be really nice... for MGs where I'd rather use -recoil or -drag
Maybe nade launcher?
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>>578673389
Anon, bugs get more love from Arrowhead.
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>>578673719
>-drag
???
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>>578673719
just crouch bro
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I STILL want to be nonny's ammoslut!
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578673163
lil bro wants validation so bad
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>>578673845
Post name!!!!!!
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>>578673791
Yes anon. You'll figure it out, I believe in you.
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>>578673791
Yeah, like for drag racing
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>>578673938
im shy...
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>>578673959
You mean ergonomics? Because drag is just helldiverese for damage fall off.
>>578674141
More like a drag queen you fucking QUEER
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>>578673706
No, I know they are, it's irrelevant. No one talks about BURGERNIGS this and BBCposting that for American games. Just accept that you are a schizo who has the urge to polpost on other boards.
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>>578674196
>You mean ergonomics?
Congratulations
>Because drag is just helldiverese for damage fall off.
No it's not
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>>578674346
>No it's not
Pray tell, what is it then?
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>>578674196
>immediately thinks of GAY MEN
lol
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>>578674410
You'll figure it out a second time, I believe in you.
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>>578674519
This thread needs fewer niggas that use words wrong and then get mad at you for pointing it out.
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>>578674519
Dumb nigger.
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>>578674212
Oh sorry, I forget there are genuine autists that come here. Don't worry, I'll walk you through this social conundrum, anon:
>Devs are swedes
>So any mishaps are blamed on the country
>"BUT ABOUT WHEN IT'S AN AMERICAN DEV??"
Your autistic mind immediately jumps to but is unable to think of the reason, so:
>American devs are a lot more common than Swedish
>Thus that is not a differentiating enough characteristic to make fun of
>Joke is then extrapolated to blame the entire country and nationality

Did that help?
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>>578674641
>>578674754
When you move your HMG from left to right and the little circle moves with a delay, what could you call that movement? Lagging? Or maybe something that rhymes with that?
Or maybe I should equip my armor that reduces damage fall off, because that's a thing.
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>>578674212
>No, I know they are, it's irrelevant
lol
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>>578675070
I seriously hope you're trolling, because if you're this retarded and don't receive government bucks you might be getting fucked over.
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>>578675070
maybe you should call it ergonomics like the game does
Are you one of those retards that called the Darktide difficulties "Haz 1/2/3/4/5" because you couldn't remember the names?
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>>578675190
>>578675238
Oh DRAGGING your weapon across the screen. Yeah that makes sense, huh.
>>
HUH>>>
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>>578673204
I remember that, it was the truth enforcers armor.
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>>578675286
please refer to >>578675190
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>>578675437
Yeah, "weapon drag". A term so easy you understood it instantly >>578674196
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>>578675286
Just use the correct term. I could call you a "redard" and you'd still know what I meant, but it's also the wrong term. Everyone knows what ergonomics is except for you, apparently. I know what you meant by "drag", but using a term for a game mechanic that already exists is retarded.
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>>578675353
yeah bro, irrelevant details that most players won't even notice are surely much more important than fixing bugs or making content
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>>578675583
>I know what you meant by "drag"
It's like it's the correct term for it, huh. Crazy.
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>>578675565
Drag is the term used to describe damage fall off in Helldivers 2.
Ergonomics - ergo for short - and weapon handling are the terms used to describe your weapon "lagging" behind your cursor.
Hope that helps.
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>>578675353
they arent tied to accounts it changes everytime you load the armor/weapon
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Crazy how the ragdoll and random death bad drama only happens during SEA hours
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>>578673467
Hours upon hours of samefagging, the slopper going "the noose is waiting", and the entire thread telling him to kill himself.

Oh, and the slopper claiming that there's some secret leftist artist shadow government who is making art inaccessible by preventing him from buying basic art supplies or downloading any art software.
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>>578675728
Just because people know what you mean doesn't mean it's the correct term. You could have said "armor that reduces stagger" and people would have understood that you meant "armor that increases ergonomics". You still described it wrong. Why should everyone else conform to your incorrect understanding of these terms? Because you're too retarded to proofread your posts?
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>>578675565
Drag in HD2 refers to air drag slowing down bullets, reducing your damage. Ergonomics refers to the behavior of weapons being slower or faster at following and "zeroing" to your cursor's position when aiming. Hope this helps!
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>>578676145
>>578676215
Feefees hurt? Everyone says weapon drag.
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>>578676340
Now you're reaching for the basic bait lines. I will instead have loving sex with my transgender girlfriend.
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>>578676435
I'm gonna go drag my cursor then
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>>578676642
I'm gonna drag my tongue along her penis. She loves medicdiving for me but I always make sure to reward her afterwards.
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>What the fuck do you mean by "run the application"? Running is a sport, you run for cardio, bro. Get real.
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>>578676435
pics?
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>Helldiverized mod has an option to make the lens glow for the void helmet
neat
hope they add an actual armor set though.
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>>578676890
>pov: inside the helmet
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>weapon is decently strong and fun to use?
>quick make it chew through ammo like crazy forcing everyone to run a supply pack
What is this balancing strategy called?
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Gonna get home and get comfy tonight bros. Gonna reinstall Helldiverized and make myself look good. What's the vibe, bots or bugs this evening? Are we making progress on either front?
>>
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>>578676981
I don't need to see...
Democracy will guide me
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>>578677161
No weapon forces you to run the supply pack if you stick with your team and call down resupply on cooldown. You're only "forced" to use it if you aren't using the supply stratagem to it's full potential and/or if you use ammo wastefully.
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>gucci slippers sneeding again
HOLY RAPED
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>>578677161
>forcing everyone to run a supply pack
You tards are so obsessed with that strat it's crazy. There's a ton of ammo pickups on every map and a mobility pack would help you get to them faster, or a dog helps save you ammo, but noo everyone's "forced" to take supply pack, right
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>>578677295
fucking EW don't even joke about it
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>>578677427
I don't want to play some post apocalyptic looter shooter where every bullet is sacred.
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>>578677295
this adds nothing but sentry busters to bot front
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>>578677161
Maybe try aiming instead.
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>>578677161
>What is this balancing strategy called
making shitters mad
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>>578677650
Then keep using the supply pack. The resource management elements of this game have been heavily reduced by popular demand. The game would be much better if most weapons had less ammo. There's basically no risk of running out unless you run certain weapons or play like shit.
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>>578677824
No I just keep abusing energy based weapons instead
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>>578677295
Alright lads, what would it add?
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>dumb fucking automatons putting their fortress in a low valley
>destroy all their fabricators and turrets with a single anti tank emplacement
not very smart are they
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>>578677295
wrench melee secondary, can resupply turrets/emplacements from a limited ammo pool
scattergun primary, has FaN style pushback at point blank
medigun support, has the shield from MVM, heal beam has the experimental stim buff
scorch shot: grenade pistol but incendiary
I will take my $100,000 pay and 90 day vacation now.
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>>578677161
>What is this balancing strategy called?
it's called being actually balanced instead of being good in every capacity with no weaknesses or downsides
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>>578677650
I genuinely think you've gotten so used to carrying that shit on your back that you don't even see ammo pickups on the map anymore. Every single objective and POI is littered with ammo for you to pick up. I think the last time I've actually completely run out of ammo was doing the Bug Caves MO when the Supply Pods would get stuck on the ceiling of the caves
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>>578677161
there are also dogshit weapons that chew through ammo and fun/good weapons with good ammo econ
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>>578677161
It's called aim for weak points and pick up ammo from one of the 20 POIs/objectives that each spawn like 5-10 boxes
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>>578677650
Remember that anti-horde shooter that came out recently that was supposed to be Helldivers 2 killer #1312?
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>>578678218
the only truly dogshit weapon with poor ammo economy I can think of right off the bat is the Gallant. Everything else seems quite manageable.
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>>578677953
I love fucking with bots more than any other faction idk why
>see the red light of a gunship
>whip around, quick draw bistol
>watch it go careening down
I fucking love anti air sidearms too
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>>578678384
People say that the grenade launcher has poor ammo economy, and although I don't use it that often I'm convinced it's because they use it against Alpha Commanders and individual bugs instead of saving it's ammo for good group hits. If you use it well it has about as good of an ammo economy as the MG-43, which is fairly good. You just have to careful not to waste ammo.
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>>578678593
they are definitely the type to set it to full auto and fire at minimum 5 grenades before they let off the trigger even though 1 or 2 would kill everything they are shooting at
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>>578678593
I think it's anons thinking the having the ability to fire off 40 shots in 30 seconds means you should fire 40 shots in 30 seconds at the single scavenger.
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>>578677295
lvl three sentries, teleporters, invisibility cloaking, sandwiches
it would save the game
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>>578678840
not gonna lie, the teleporter sounds sexy
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PUT SEAF ON THE OTHER FROOOONTS
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>>578677161
what up with you fags and wanting to have your cake and eat it too?
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>>578670809
Are you by chance maxing out your GPUs Vram? Does your card have an unstable factory or user overclock? Have you tried rolling back drivers?
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I'm from the old war
Why do exosuits no longer have strategem launchers?
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>>578677161
Which fucking weapon does this even refer to?
Are you shit at the game? Do you suck at video games?
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So genuinely what could have happened to Calypso?
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>>578679218
Always bet on nothing
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>>578679037
>people wanting to have fun is le bad
>having shitty ballacing is le good
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>>578677295
I love TF2, but I wouldn't want this, and couldn't take it seriously for a second.
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>>578677653
On that topic, we actually need a suicide bomb bot
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>>578679326
It's good balancing because it forces you to manage your ammo and stick with your team for resupply.
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>>578679326
>good balancing is only when there are only upsides and never any downsides
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>>578679326
Just say if you want to have infinite ammo.
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The hidden bonus sentries give is like +50% ammo to the entire team. You're welcome.
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>>578679645
correct helldivers is not a milsim is a power fantasy game
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>>578679326
>just design weapons around having no clear role or purpose just have them be powerful literally all the time in every scenario
never play or try to design another video game
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>>578679326
>if a weapon doesn't:
>do a lot of damage per shot
>have high durable damage ratio
>have high penetration
>have low recoil
>have low drag
>have high bullet velocity
>handle exceptionally well
>have a large magazine
>have deep ammo reserves
>reload quickly
>AND doesn't do explosive damage with at least 30 demo force
>then it's a BADLY BALANCED piece of shit >:(
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EPOCH FUCKING SUCKS
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>>578679380
Youre not meant to take TF2 seriously.
>>578677606
Seethe harder zoomer
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>implying that limited ammo is anything other than a minor nuisance mechanic at this point
They should just give all primaries infinite ammo and be done with it. The shortbus mag powercreep is a step on that path.
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>>578679862
this but unironically
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>>578680082
Short mags are balanced by needing to reload every two bursts
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>>578680027
That's because your estrogen levels are too low. Try injecting estrogen for three months before using the Epoch again.
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>>578680027
This but ironically
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>>578680292
This will just increase the likelihood to ACK yourself while using it though
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Why has the entire left side of the map not been used? I’ve had the game for a year now and it’s always been the bots owning the top, the illuminate the bottom and bugs on the right. Not one single time has anybody occupied a portion of the left side
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>Epoch
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>>578680496
because you're going to be fighting in the exact same biomes for a year at a time and like it
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>>578680496
This is a right wing game chud
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this reminds me, my friend recently forced me to play the halo remake and they decided to make the standard ar the best weapon in the game and it raped the sandbox. having weapons with no downside is retarded also the magnum was never op in the original
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>>578680496
that's where the bots first started until we purged them from that part of the galaxy and they reappeared where they are now
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>>578680082
Everyone just gets one of these things?
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>just noticed my Req slips amount not changing
>I've been sitting on 50k for at least a day
why would there be a limit
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So what if any perks do apply to exos?
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>>578680796
>req slips
lmaooaoaoaoaoaao
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>>578680796
to make you play the game when new stuff is added/unlocked instead of instantly unlocking everything with your infinite resources, playing for 5 minutes, and then whining about how there's no new content to play
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>>578680629
We don't get to fight on different planets because the devs think that the enemy factions capturing our planets would piss off the playerbase.
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>>578680079
>zoomer
Nigga I've had TF2 ever since the orange box. I just always preferred DOD:S and TF2fags are insufferable
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>>578681052
>Using ew unironically
Oh, youre just a tranny.
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>>578681246
where in that post did he use the word "ew"
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>578681246
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Imma bout to start farming samples on chink infested planets, wish me luck
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>>578681246
You have accepted my semen.
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>>578681370
>>578681338
See: >>578677606
Dilate harder tranny
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>>578680916
I'm new, I have a fuckton of unbought shit I could be using it on
>>578681005
I should've known better from a live service game... I mean I saw the warbond medal limit, but I didn't think the basic whatever currency would too
In a world where a weapon attachment is as expensive (or more) than most strategem unlocks
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
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>>578681052
Oh, a contrarianfag
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>>578681437
>>578681370
>>578681338
nta but the way that other anon spoke and using "ew" is something a tranny would say
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>high enemy count is back
Sure wish it'd stay that way.
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>>578681441
Still not seeing the word ew in the post you directly replied to. I declare you a faggot for seething over a two letter word that was made in a post that wasn't the one you were directly replying to in that particular instance. I will be accepting concessions for the next twenty minutes of lurking waiting for someone to post a lobby.
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>>578681246
Absolutely rent free

>>578681626
Or maybe I just never liked the game
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>>578679218
I don't know precisely what happened to Calypso itself, but the compromised DSS caused it. It sure sounded like some kind of Event Horizon or Dead Space type event happened on the DSS. It could have caused some kind of planet-wide "Brethren moon" tier catastrophe for Calypso.

The planet is probably still there though. Calpyso vanishing from the star map is probably Super Earth High Command trying to contain the incident with at total information blackout. Full 1984 memory holing. Strike the entire system from the record. I won't be surprised if they'll soon start saying that there never was a Calypso. Something very bad happened there and the ordeal was very embarrassing to the top brass.
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OH MY FUCKING GOD TALK ABOUT THE GAME
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>>578680675
but broooooo you can one shot those pesky hunters that stop being a threat after you turn eight years old
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>>578681875
>"If i pretend to not understand what youre talking about then that means I win"
Whatever you say tranny.
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>>578681976
the what?
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>>578681720
I don't speak to trannies nor do I let them dictate how I write. Have you tried trepanning to let the trannies out?
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>24 hours without a MO
Super Earth has noticed the happening. It is too late.
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>>578682089
>Incoherent babble
Wipe your chin
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>>578682001
Yeah? You think you're real smart huh? Here there's something stuck in your teeth, I have a mirror for you right here.
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>>578680079
>Youre not meant to take TF2 seriously.
Yes, hence why you don't put it in Helldivers.
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>post about a TF2 crossover
>bump into /v/s instant meltdown button
Oh right I forgot about that. Wish these boards allowed audio streams sometimes lmao
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>>578682164
>Unable to read plain english
lol
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>>578682242
Helldivers is not a serious game
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>>578677427
Nah the HMG is simply too ammo hungry to ever be reliably fed by the team-based supply pod within its cooldown windows.
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>>578682380
>Stringing random words together is plain english
Wipe your chin
>>578682224
Keep dilating
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>>578681976
No. I like the banter. There's nothing else to talk about until we get more content. We've even rehashed shitting on the new helmet for the fifth time, there really is nothing else. Let me and the rest of these retards shit on each other in peace until we get new content or end this farce and finally merge with /coopg/
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>>578682390
The tone and aesthetics of the games are too far apart, get over it.
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>>578682443
In some respects, yes, but against bots it's extremely ammo efficient against Hulks. You have to be careful with it and treat it more like the AMR than the MG-43, but it can work well. Honestly giving it an extra mag would probably be fine. That and/or increase it's durable damage a bit so it's better against charger behemoths.
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>Call out all the trannies
>All the trannies itt:
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>>578682390
The whole point of the setting is that it takes itself very seriously, retard. That's the entire joke. Meanwhile in TF2
>WOAH! THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN!
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>>578682727
every time without fail
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>HMG
>Best way to use it is to lower the ROF and plink stuff with single shots
What happened to AHs autism for the "fantasy" of a weapon???
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>>578682727
We love sexy black women in this thread.
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>>578682591
You sound very defensive.
>>578682728
You sound stressed out.
>>578682746
You sound confused
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>>578682524
What a wild way to out yourself as an ESL
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>>578682895
>The incoherent babble is only legible to the person that typed it
Whoa! No way!
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>>578681401
fuck, impossible to do
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So what was all that flavor text about? Anything concrete?
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>>578682873
And you sound like you are posting on 4chan. What will happen next?
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>>578682746
>The whole point of the setting is that it takes itself very seriously, retard
So is that why every single dispatch is full of jokes and references?
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>>578682804
The weapon uses hollow point ammunition. That is the excuse to give it terrible durable damage.
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>>578682873
>>578683026
what an amazing melty

please keep it going
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>>578683178
What's extra dumb is that hollow point ammo should be an argument for insanely high durable damage.
>hollow points have shit armor pen
>but they expand and really fuck up whatever they penetrate
I don't hate Sweden enough.
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>>578683104
>Anything concrete?
No not really. We lost control of the DSS for some time, that was the only real impact.
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>>578683172
you mean the loading screen "tips"?
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I have crossover fatigue. I don't want every game to have Ready Player One levels of character crossovers.
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>>578682550
>merge with dead games general
NEVAAAAAHH
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>>578683314
>"If i pretend im laughing then that means Im not mad!"
Okay tranny
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>>578683495
TBQH, I enjoyed screwing the Fatshark fans out of a general when Helldivers 2 first launched.
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>>578683104
The knocking sounds that you could hear near the DSS, and the vanishing of Calypso, point towards maybe there being more to that plot thread. Alternatively it could have been an elaborate excuse for denying the DSS to the MO.
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>>578682591
Probably should've just opened with that statement.
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>>578683104
Calypso is gone
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>>578683606
I wonder if the knocking hints to voteless helldivers or even the squids using our own destroyers against us in the future, like how they took over the DSS crew
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>>578683587
>i enjoyed being a splitfaggot tranny tourist
weird self report
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>the tone is too far apart
We have a hammer with a literal APHE on it
We enter the battlefield by being shot out of our ships at reentry speeds and survive a landing that should by all accounts mulch us
Everything (every single mission ever no matter how shitty or epic) has been canonized by the Word of God from since the first helldive until this game croaks
We have a pistol that shoots missiles, an entire array of laser weapons, need I remind you that one of the FRVs we're going to get has "blows up like a nuke" on its description
We have FTL travel and teleportation backpacks and our ships don't load the cannons from the rear breach until we upgrade them to do so
Helldivers is a DEEPLY unserious game, much as the militaristic veneer and very cool armor may bedazzle you
Armor which, by the way, is often lifted from in-universe fiction and literature and TV
I'm not proposing a crossover with TF2 have 1-to-1 references but giving us a gun which shoots small spider robots whose only objective is to fix our sentries and tear apart our enemies wouldn't even be that insane
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>>578684005
There could still be a part 2 to the event. As someone mentioned a few threads ago, the previous events all had two sets of title art. An initial set of artwork, and then a secondary artwork that featured the hive lord and vox engine respectively. This illuminate event has an empty space in its artwork where something can be inserted, but we don't know what yet.
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>>578683825
No, it's pretty much the same thing just restated.
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GUYS.... WHAT HAPPENED TO CALYPSO???
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>>578673613
coommander, what if we can't fit in the hellpod anymore?
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>they think they're getting more content
oh sweet summer child......
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>>578684495
I think she kidnapped Odysseus and he refused to fuck her.
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>>578684495
errrrrmmm, who knows, where did you leave it last? *burp*
*has suspiciously calypso shaped stomach*
you should *burp* stop being so careless with your things
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>>578684495
pspspspsps cmere kitty *scritches* yeah that's a good gi-STOMP
STOMP
STOMPSTOMPSTOMP
that's enough of your FUCKING RETARD POSTING
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>>578659367
Now that I get team reloaded every time I use AC I feel like I should switch to grenadier/fortified so that I can full auto it better (I already used combine these on bots for various reasons but now also on squids especially on Vote Snatchers)
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>>578684495
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>>578684402
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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>>578684667
You know I'm fine with executing retarded catposters, but I didn't like this post at all.
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>>578682873
The truth is far worse than all three of those accusations; I am bored and feeding the thread misanthrope (you)s for my amusement. Judging by this tempban looks like I managed to hit the nail right on the head, kek. Totally blind shot by the way but now I know that if you're not a jeet you are without a shadow of a doubt an enormous asshurt faggot. Thanks for the laugh, as I still cannot fathom that someone would be so thin-skinned on 4chan of all places as to report a jeetpost.
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>>578684943
good, that means i accurately emulated the primitive thinking of a third worlder
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Have (you) been invited to watch old combat reels while sipping on Mr. Taste by (your) technician?
You did show up. Right helldiver?
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>this entire thread
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>>578684964
You sound upset.
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>>578685101
The game being too easy makes it less fun.
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>>578685153
if you're getting bored, then maybe you should take the advice you give lowdiff divers and play a different game
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>>578684348
No one is claiming the technology is outside the scope of the game's. It's the tone that is completely dissonant. I'm not even gonna mention the art style because I am consciously making the mistake of giving the swedes the benefit of the doubt that they wouldn't add colorful cell shaded shit into the game.

It's no different than having a Fortnite crossover that just adds whatever fucking guns that game has. Yeah, they don't destroy the setting but why the fuck are you doing this in the first place is the problem.
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>>578685287
The game is still very fun in the right circumstances. I don't want whiners to continue to make the game easier and easier just so they can play on D10. Why should the game be changed for the most annoying faggots?
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>>578684495
Someone better put it back >:(
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>>578685082
>You did show up. Right helldiver?
i would have if she got a bottle of Dr. flavor instead
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>>578685287
If you think the game is too difficult and needs to be changed to fit your tastes, maybe you should take your own advice.
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>>578685114
Hey man even if I am a little upset at an obsequious indian violating the sanctity of my anonymous image board by attempting to use its rules against me I will still always wake up and see my white hands and you will forever be damned to be a jeet. My condolences, and... if I may? I accept your concession.
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>>578685537
i'd be happier not having to hear D10 fags complain about how easy the game is and then just make it miserable for everyone else
for a game to thrive it needs fresh blood and new unexperienced players don't stick around as much if even the intermediary difficulties are a slog
adding more difficulties (and enemies) would solve this shit without necessitating buffing weapons or nerfing enemies
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>>578660425
Ew
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>>578684348
>much as the militaristic veneer and very cool armor may bedazzle you
But that's one of the most important parts of the game. The flavor and tone matters. So TF2 doesn't fit.
If you can't tell the difference between:
Halo, Killzone, 40k
vs.
TF2
Then I don't know what to say.
>I'm not proposing a crossover with TF2 have 1-to-1 references
But that is what every crossover has been so far, so naturally that's what I'm working with since that is what Arrowhead does. If they instead just did something that references TF2 in some way, it would not be a crossover, there is plenty of gear and armor that is references to other things.
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>still no D10 squid fortresses
At least scatter like 10 portals in one area for fuck sake
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>>578685808
they've gone on record saying they cant do that since the player base convinced themselves that they deserve to play on the highest difficulty no matter what
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>>578686026
well then fuck the playerbase.
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>>578685287
>THIS IS TOO HARD NERF IT
>harass the devs nonstop over it being "grunt divers"
>NERF NOW NOW NOW NOW THE HIGHEST DIFFICULTY SHOULD NOT BE INACCESSIBLE TO ME
>pfff, game's "too easy" now? uh, play a different game, maybe it's just not for you chuddite
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>>578685764
Deep breaths, okay?
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>>578686005
Many portal + double eye towers

>>578685808
Adding more difficulties solves nothing because of what the other anon said.
Their actual solution is decent, controlling difficulty through mission type, sub factions, planet resistance level, modifiers, instead.
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>>578686183
it doesn't seem to be working and it isn't working purely due to how goddamn lazy they are
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>play mother duck to a huge pack of seafies
>they cutely follow me wherever i go
>walk instead of sprint so they don't lose me
>enemy patrol sighted
>go prone and start shooting
>seafies start shooting too
you'll never guess what happened next, it has to do with a certain seaf type holding a specific gun type
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D10
bot or bug

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243250724488/76561197999417031
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>>578686282
>it doesn't seem to be working
I think it's okay

>>578686305
Tragic
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OI5TF2tbHQ
The average /hdg/ discussion
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>>578684495
I was too much of a pussy to check if the knocking was real
was it?
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>>578686337
full
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Those randomized missions in the void barely felt random desu.
>Gazer spire
>Shrine
>Void blossom
>Shrine
No exostorm spire, no disruptors, no monolith, no overships. They should have gone all out
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>>578685153
good to know you are incapable of challenging yourself
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>>578686480
anon, i'm going to take his side for a moment and admit that if the enemies aren't meaty enough when you dispatch them
There's no real satisfaction now, is there
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>>578686115
this community is a nightmare to design around
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>>578686480
the fags crying about "too easy" are 100% always running pure meta loadouts and trying to stealthdive as much as possible
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Nobody responds when I talk. Is my mic broken?
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>>578686476 me
Replace the second shrine (I'm retarded) with the camera side objective, but you know what I mean, it should have been more
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Any reason why they nerfed the objective spawns on D10?
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>>578686741
your volume might be set to 0
in my settings LMFAO
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>>578686582
Low-tier bots being made of paper makes the ork mod seem uncanny because you have massive jacked orks dying in one bodyshot from small arms.
I guess this isn't really a problem you can solve until modding becomes more advanced.
>>578686115
You're being replaced, scram.
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>>578686628
its completely their own fault
>advertise and sell your game as a fun horde shooter
>bait and switch people to try enforce your temu arma fantasy
>get pissy when 80% of your playerbase is angry about lied to
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>>578686741
check it through the steam overlay
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Wait, do you guys NOT hop on voice with anons?
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>>578687061
>very clearly starship troopers (movie) inspired game
>expecting not to be one of the mooks that die horribly
if you bought this game expecting to be Rico and don't know what to tell you
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>>578686480
A well balanced game wouldn't have the issue of needing to handicap yourself just to be challenged. The game should be able to do that on it's own.
If I need to take a loadout of exclusively the weakest equipment and play in the most suboptimal way just to experience any sort of challenge at the highest difficulty, then the game is poorly designed.
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>>578687061
>advertise and sell your game
I don't think they actually did this, the game got popular through word of mouth. Technically there was no bait and switch, they just released the wrong game and have been trying to make it into the game they wanted it to be since.
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>>578687509
>nooooo duh hewwdiber iz a wofthless cannon foddow!
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Okay i guess, farming samples is unreal solo
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>>578687559
>released the wrong game
>only around 3 things clearly overturned when compared to the rest of the sandbox
are you sure?
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>>578687547
recoilless behavior
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>>578687664
yeah faggot, space marines are fucking gay and id rather be a guardsmen
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I love that people will complain about something completely in their power to change.
You should have to take an IQ test to use electricity.
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Thursday.
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>>578687804
>Criticizing weapons like the RR for trivializing the game is recoilless behavior
You aren't very smart, are you?
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>>578688024
are you going to livestream it? can we get a full name to search for the eulogy?
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>>578688047
eruptor behavior
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>>578687972
too bad theres no game where you can play as SEAF then faggot
you are stuck playing as the elite special forces
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>>578687972
>space marines are fucking gay and id rather be a guardsmen
Helldivers doesn't let you play as either of these.
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>>578687972
I think it would be sick if 40K could make a game that has a system like battlefront did where if you came down as a guardsman and did really well or at some point the battle calls for bigger and stronger units you can continue as a guardsman running around with AT trying to take out the enemy or respawn/take over a space marine or titan.
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>>578685591
>Dr. Flavor over Mr. Taste
absolutely braindead take. you probably get ketchup on your helldawg
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I think the game is in a good place despite enemies not spawning at extract half the time and bricks being a snoozefest
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>>578687791
the game was total mess at release, besides the constant crashing, there is no telling what was intended and what wasnt. all that mattered is that it was unique and fun.
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>>578688420
Making me crave a good ol fashioned Chicago Dog.
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>>578688420
>all-beef bun
What the fuck did they mean by this
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>seaf patrols now cause botdrops
This is fucked, even when I'm alone in the lobby theres botdrops being called constantly far away from me, making it either too easy or extra chaotic.
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>>578688709
which part are you confused about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJCO6oK0OdQ
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>>578660863
Where can I get a bumper sticker with this written on it?
>>
If you are 30+ your opinion doesn't matter, both to AH and to /hdg/, you are quite literally a redditor at this point
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>>578662881
I don't understand this statement. Are you inquiring about my penis!
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>>578686582
that is different than "being easy"

>>578687547
>handicap yourself just to be challenged.
choosing weapons you haven't mastered isn't 'handicapping'. it is challenging yourself to learn different tactics and equipment. if the game is as easy as the OP said, then no loadout should be a handicap
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>>578689431
fr fr, no cap on god, in ohio
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>>578689720
this but unironically
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>2 fags standing near ramp
>one throws napalm barrage before boarding
>the other guy knocks him away from pelican and boards
>bro's own napalm nukes him and pelican leaves

How embarrassing
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Running for your life with heavy music playing in the background is when Helldivers is at the peak of gaming, if you lower the difficulty too much then you don't get true adrenaline pumping clutches.
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>>578690130
o7 o7 o7
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>>578690226
i listen to anime music
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>>578679326
>every weapon should have infinite ammo so the balance will finally be good
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>>578689431
Interesting opinion considering anyone under 30 probably came from reddit or some other normie social media.
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Why is there a giant question mark underneath my ship???
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>>578690838
its trying to load the new cultist ship but you didn't update your game
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>>578689163
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>>578690793
>unc
Games are not made for you anymore is the truth, I feel for people like you or my older brother but this game is not for everyone
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>>578660425
10/10 Sex and Procreate with
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>>578688024
kill yourself
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/3448650/Aliens_Fireteam_Elite_2/
Is this more of a coopg game or is someone planning on making a thread. Would this interest the HellDivas?
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>>578691327
will die in less than 2 months
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>>578690130
>>578690263
izzat NUKED
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>>578691327
from what i've read, its a fun game but it gets boring really quickly, a shame really because i love ayyyliens and anything related to it, i just replayed avp 2009 recently and man, that game aged like milk in the marine campaign, helldivers 2 collab warbond when? smart gun support weapon would be kino
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAUfNp42t9Q
CULTISTS
TOMORROW
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I've got one that fits
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>>578690885
The text must be bigger! I want people behind me to be able to read it and be flabbergasted trying to comprehend it.
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someone host a lobby pls.
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Why are these Swedes so against the idea of "space magic" in their game? Genuinely who gives a fuck
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i am gonna kill myself, samples are so hard to get
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>>578691327
the first game was really good, but probably wont have legs for its own thread
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>>578691674
>praying to some black orb
literal space muslims, this is probably why they were cut lmao
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>>578691018
How do you figure? I play multiple times eveey week and am better than most of you. Granted I am an autist, not a dad gamer. But maybe you should quote whoever the fuck you're talking to do there is some context. You zoomer nigger.
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TBQH, I forgot I had the game's music turned off for the last 50 hours of play.
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>>578691674
Their dash ability looks so cool
>>
i think commando missions are fun
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>>578691913
Install cheat arrows (I use the short ones), do d6. Use Sample Scanner from Masters of Ceremony.
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you guys... think they're okay down there?
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>>578692439
the problem is not with samples themselves but surviving magnetic bugs, can't even dodge them in light armor wtf
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>>578690838
Do you have mods installed?
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>>578690263
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>>578691327
does it have any way to chat this time? the first one was lacking on anyway to communicate with pubs
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>>578692638
Use the autocannon exo if you're solo
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>>578691776
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>>578692893
Bigger
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>>578692893
Amazing
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>>578692841
not when dragons are around, shame samples don't save like sc and medals
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>>578693159
>not when dragons are around
AC mech pretty good at bullying roaches
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>>578693261
good luck dealing with dragons and bugs surrounding you
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>>578673845
>>578673938
>>578674192
Kill yourselves
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>>578693347
I'm not saying solo is easy
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>every female brawndiver is a 7' unit of a woman wtih thighs nearly as wide as my chest
Dick is never goin' down now.
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>>578692964
Anon if I make it any bigger I don't think the state-mandated Super Earth™ logo will fit
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>>578688510
I think you're a cool guy
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>>578685082
No she is black and i dont like that
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>>578693575
Put it in the back, and faded.
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>>578693412
huuh, i should give up and just play it normally with more focus on samples
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SWEET LIBRETTY! M'LEYGG!!!!!!!! >;;;333
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>>578690585
correct glad we understand each other
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>>578686337
GG
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>>578675061
Retard. No other country deals with this faggotry. You don't see it for any other small countries either so that point about MUH USA BIG is moot. 1/5 of the threads posts are just Swiggerposting.
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>>578693450
yeah because she's going to turn your dick into a slim jim
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>>578692638
Just take a sentry/dog/mech, all laugh in bugs' faces. You will be constantly jumping out to grab samples if mech tho
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>>578694441
worth.
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>>578693861
how tf u gon get a logo turnt
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>>578694405
lmao seething swede
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(You) are W rapes and are asking for it
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>>578693861
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>>578694441
perfect
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>>578694842
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>>578691327
Needs a versus mode
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>>578692893
Perfect
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>>578694405
A lot of the issues with the games slow dev cycles are their mandated full month vacations. So, yes. Its a Swede issue.
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>>578694842
put it on a tan 2011 nissan altima with tinted windows, a missing plate, and one rear door in the wrong color. and somehow convey through the still image that there are subwoofers in the trunk blasting Juice WRLD
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>>578617280
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>>578671157
>>578694405
Payday 2, Vermin+Darktide, Helldivers 2 have all been big /vg/ coop games.
All made by Swedes, all with very good base gameplay but extremely... Swedish post-game support. Including vacations RIGHT as a big patch is released and apparently more vacations every other month so they can't do anything ever, stupid balancing decisions + devs are absolute dogshit at their own game, ignoring feedback, general "we know better" mindset they apologize for and immediately forget, questionable monetization, etc.
It's ALWAYS the same shit, and yes we can make fun of them.
Imagining Åke, Birgitta and Sven in their stupid wool cardigans saying "jå jå this looks bad, åh wvell" and leaving on their 8 month paid holidays is just the cherry on top.
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>>578671157
The swede controls all
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>replying to your own day old jeetslop post
weird
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soooooo where's the content
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>>578691674
>all of this cut in favor of outsourced zombieslop
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>>578695942
Wait, isn't Payday 2 the exact opposite? I thought it launched with nothing and is now filled with content to the point that following it up with Payday 3 was impossible
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>>578696140
Payday 2 doesn't quite fit the mix but also does
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I went into bots with the same load I did on squids and I got raped! Oops!
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>>578696228
What was it and also you look like that webm and I will rape you and nothing you say can change this.
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>>578696140
sort of, payday 3's problem was more on the technical side with the servers being completely broken for the entire launch week as well as their very questionable monetization, and not really the content available
you couldn't even play offline so you had to use the awful ui and scroll through to queue up for solo matches
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shitty excuse to post tr*nime
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>>578696228
Isn't this shit futa?
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Ditzy futadivers getting raped by devastators
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>>578696228
fucking retard AGP tranny
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>>578696337
Know what's hilarious? I can replace "payday" in your post with "killing floor" and it would be just as applicable
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>>578696360
alright you have my attention
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>>578696360
based if futa on girl

gay and cringe if anything else
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>>578696560
>>578696653
>newfags don't know mrondo duo
it's great now fuck off
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>>578696653
Its futa male on girl
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>>578696560
>>578696653
IIRC, is just mainly futa railing girls or futa railing futas. Not my cup of tea.
>>578696840
Me when I am literally newfag to 4chan as a whole, how 2 blacktext?
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>>578696840
rondo duo*
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>>578696840
Been here since 2007. I'm sorry I don't keep up with the futa scene
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>>578696971
mrrrondyo nnnyuo
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>>578697072
Deplorable.
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>>578697072
I bet Arrowhead really likes Mineseye because its pretentious and has a mystery meat protagonist and has le funny satire.
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>>578691704
>>578697072
no one knows what these are
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Am I le retard for having this set to 0?
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>>578697174
>announcing a report
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>>578696840
listen man it's probably in there somewhere, I just haven't gotten to it yet
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D10 uhhhhhhhhhhhh
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243258807346/76561198040740781
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>>578697941
FVLL
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>>578698161
how these niggas always so quick...
lobby doko?
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>>578698285
discord tranny lobby
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>>578698285
host one
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>>578698161
>>578698339
mad that you're not invited, gucci?
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>>578698390
I guarantee you won't say that to my face
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>>578698390
Invited to do what? Sit in bricks or eradicate because you're too retarded to pick a good OP?
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>take break during the invasion of cyberkek
>hey this new content looks fun
>look inside
>no magma planet
>no forest planet
>no squid mech thing
>no new zombies
>no void planet
Ok nvm then
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>>578698354
nyooooooo, i am too shy
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>>578698602
Have you tried actually playing the game for once?
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>>578663283
Stim pistol is my 24/7 carry. If you "need" a good sidearm in this game, genuinely consider why that might be. Also, being able to completely cuck the stim economy of the game by ANCAPing the stim tax with my pistol is great. Helldivers love it! It's like a treat to them!
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>>578698594
>it's retarded to play the game
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>>578698906
>If you "need"
stopped reading after that, the game is piss easy with ANY loadout, you trying to morally grandstand whatever cope you have about meta means you are pretty shit at the game
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>>578663283
stim pistol if your frames or connection is somehow giga-ass, I guess?
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>>578698951
>bricks
>playing the game
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>>578699176
sorry your ultimatum ran out of ammo dude
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"It's up"
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>>578699618
I don't use that?
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>>578699652
i want to see his face after i buck break him in front of his family while he blows his faggot load on the floor
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>>578699737
but anon, thats gay
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>>578659857
>>578659913
Built for big poofy diapers and pooping in them.
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They should make bricks and eradicate side missions in d11 and up instead of boring tardmissions 99% of the playerbase skips.
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>>578699652
>melta dud
>up in the B tier
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>>578699836
It's not gay for me because I dont cum.
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i post 'lobby doko' and then don't join lobbies
Just a glimpse into my fucked up evil mind
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>>578699652
Shit tier list by a shit player
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>>578669574
>ohhh fuck, those new rations aren't agreeing with me~
BRRAAAPP
>Fuck I need to take a massive shit~
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Do people look at videos by guys that look 15 trying to grow a stache
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>>578699652
Retarded tier list
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>>578698853
Im trying right now ;_;
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>>578699652
>meltamine
>not S
>meltagun
>not S (B)
he keeps being retarded
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>>578700347
Meltagun isn't S I'd argue but A definitely.
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>>578700417
You actually a point. It's an A by itself, it becomes an S when it's paired withi shit like the Warp backpack or the Jump-pack
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>did you see retardedcuck420's tier list?
>bro that shit's retarded
>yeah if anything schmoodle should be at chad tier and bazooble should be at smegma tier
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Had the Democratic Demolition warbond since launch, and I finally decided to unlock the crossbow today.
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>>578700496
NTA but it feels like cheating running the Meltagun with Peak Physique, a gun like that should never be so easy to control
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>>578700496
If it could take down dropships then it would be S for me. Sadly the range is really restrictive so I can't put it any higher than A. When you are close enough to do damage though, it is really really good.
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578699652
Buy an ad, you shitswizzler.
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koko?
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>>578699652
high IQ tier-list, but you need to actually play the game in order to understand it
>>578699890
>>578700027
>>578700192
>>578700347
Retarded casual nigger, lmao.
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>>578699652
I feel like putting True Grit that high is not really accurate. It's fine but it's not amazing.
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>>578701026
worst bait so far, you're losing your edge unc
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>>578701026
If I'm getting better results that you, Ohdough and im the casual then I just think youre too shit to use it properly.
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>>578701134
>>578701173
you niggers are literally braindead and getting IQmogged by a random jewtuber of all people
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Grinded enough SC today that I am only a few more runs away from getting the WH bond. Will finish tomorrow probably. I usually just buy warbonds I want, but I occasionally decide to grind instead.
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>Ohdough posting his own slop here and having a melty when people call him retarded for his retarded tier list
Virgin behavior
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>>578701239
your opinion literally doesn't matter, you keep being mad at the game and keep being stunlocked by any concept regarding the game

why don't you flagellate some more and go play some D7 bots so you have something to cry about again?
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>>578701105
Most of that guy's opinions on the game come from the perspective of a solo player. True grit is good in a team environment, but insanely powerful for a solofag.
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>>578701459
>retarded
>prone to delusions
every single time
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>>578701105
if you use anything low ergo and especially with a stationary reload it is ridiculously good
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>>578697941
3/4 again now's your chance
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>>578699652
if you take this list in complete isolation as a comparative ranking of each item against only each other and not where they sit in the wider meta it's pretty accurate.
bolt pistol and true grit are the standout items, melta mines and melta are amazing but have limitations, and the hot shot is pretty okay but definitely the weakest of the items presented
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>>578697941
FVLL again
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>join bug pub
>headless
>3x crossbow ultimatum thermite 500kg
>5< reinforcements remaining
these aren't sentient people
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>>578703474
that is unironically the average bugshitter
truly a subhuman sect of players beyond compare
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>it's another 40k faggots dick ride 40k episode
Tiresome. The warbond is shit. Grit is a literal crutch for trash cans. No one is using a bolt pistol over the noobimatum. No one uses DMRs and no one is using short range heavy weapons when they have a fucking quasaar. Giga/Therm remain the go to for everyone. It's the most mid garbage imaginable but I guess that's mind blowing for GW retards
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I had a promise to keep. Once again, if you do not have more bot kills than bug kills... lol... lmao.

1k hours.
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>you gain brozouf
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Not sure why you freaks are suggesting any other warbonds than Dead Space. It's practically guaranteed.
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>quasaar
>+ergo +SW reload speed bad ever
>giga/thermite crutch
lol
lmao
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>>578704217
>Reddit Space
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>>578704207
based based based based
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HELLDIVERS
x
FIFTH ELEMENT
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>>578704054
>stealth module
>orbital airburst gun support weapon
>corpses despawner secondary
>explosive lock-on sniper rifle primary
>passive that lets you tank a killing blow once with each life
>armor that makes you run faster and boosts your melee damage
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>>578704508
>takes up your primary, secondary, and grenade slot.
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>>578704207
Yes please, it would even have actually interesting guns
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>>578704207
i remember this, this that one game with the funny machine pistol that can fire at full/fuller-auto, right?
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>>578704508
Imagine the ergo on this thing
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>>578705061
Yes. You should play it.
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So will Joel actually let Squiddivers take all these zero resist planets or will he need another izzat injection and bump them back up?
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>play one mission
>quit after
>fuck around for a bit
>hop back on
>play one mission
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>>578705030
>smg with an RPM switch between 820 and 2500
>belt-fed hip-fired autocannon
>AR with a target-highlighting/infrared scope
God please
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>>578705226
You are in your 30s and aren't as good at vidya as you used to.
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lobby
squids I guess, can be swayed to w/e
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243264158934/76561198008364447
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>>578703474
It's insane watching four bug players all use the explosive crossbow and the supply pack running around doing a mission. I saw that once on a bilespewer seed and most of their deaths came from their own ultimatums. I kept a wide berth so I don't know if they were killing themselves or each other with the explosions, but it's a testament to how easy the game is if you take the strongest options available to you. It makes me very judgemental, if I'm honest with myself.
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>>578705665
>It's insane watching four bug players all use the explosive crossbow and the supply pack running around doing a mission.
>four
anon doth protest too much
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>>578705289
Actually fucking kino.
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>>578705665
It's unfortunate because I love the crossbow (and explosives in general). I wish for a much harder difficulty because I want an actual reason to bring the xbow without making the game too easy.
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>>578697941
GG
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>>578705530
1/4
we serious niggas?
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stand aside
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>>578705530
My bad king, didn't see sex gaming being posted.
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>>578704207
>armor passive prevents your legs from being crippled
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>>578705917
i'lll join in 10 if not full
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>>578705530
2/4
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>>578705746
I'm drunk leave me alone. I meant to say three. I never use the explosive crossbow and I rarely use the supply pack. If you play in a good lobby where everyone sticks together it's hardly useful anyway. The cooldown on resupply is so low that the extra supplies mostly just lets you waste ammo without running out.
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>>578705976
Don't...really see what to be implemented from Deus Ex, tbhdesu. Crowbar? Pistol? GEP Gun?
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Helldivers x Bad Rats
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>>578704508
that dude is literally rannick from darktide
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I'm going to make a series of nonsensical Warbond decisions and I'm going to live with it
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Helldivers x Bad Dragon
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>>578705530
diving now spaces open
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>>578706183
Stick with the prod. Prod with the prod.
Just in case though, we're police.
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>>578706183
the bouncy as fuck LAM grenades, the GEP gun as a primary weapon and that weird expendable plasma thing as a grenade
>>578706619
i do not move out of the way
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>>578706183
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Helldivers x Obama
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announcement today potentially
OR
surprise eclipse habbening
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>>578705976
Stealth pistol as a secondary, the assault rifle as a primary, LAM as a throwable, and a GEP gun as a stratagem. Light armor based off of JC Denton's getup, heavy armor based off Gunther Herman's, passive would be something nanoaugmentation related. There could be a player title like "Augmented Vision" or something like that.
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shut up about content just lower the difficulty
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>>578706183
GEP for sure. Like the WASP it provides another alternative middle ground to the other support AT launchers. Lock on and dumb fire, many smaller rockets over the few shots an RR or Spear holds. Could be quite useful as a spawn destroyer depending on how much ammo it comes with while being serviceable anti-air.

Very few choices that would be meaningfully different from the rest. The mini crossbow at first seems like a good candidate for a Gas secondary but then the Re-Educator already exists. The stealth pistol is covered by the M6C SOCOM unless collab bonds don't count. Do you really think they'd give you the Dragon's Tooth?

Only one that seems unique is the LAM in that it is a dual use grenade and proximity mine. Even is red colored just like our mines. So maybe give the player a lot of these small things and it may be worth taking. They can be used as manually placed prox mines and as thematic bug hole closers, which explode just as a bug tries to climb out.
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>>578706523
share your wisdom with us, what are you going to buy?
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>>578707081
>drone swarm stratagem
>obamacare booster that converts requisition gain into stims
Sounds kino
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>>578706808
The PS20 as a grenade slot item is a novel idea. Could work as long as it can destroy spawners. Changes up the concept of the grenade slot into a general "expendables" category. A pocket plasma punisher.
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>>578707371
Dust Devils (owned first because I like most of the gear)
Entrenched Division
Caustic Agents
Then full gas loadout
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>>578705847
I don't use the crossbow solely because I think it looks like shit. If it had the same stats but was an explosive rifle It'd probably be one of my favorite weapons.
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>>578704465
>faggot anon
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>>578707771
there's nothing nonsensical about those decisions, i feel scammed
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>>578707919
IMO a lot of these status effect strats just do nothing against big enemies? aunno, maybe I just lack the knowledge
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>>578705164
What do you think.
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>>578707889
>AHHHH IS THAT.... LE HECKIN ZOMBIE.... WITH LEG HECKIN KNIFE HANDS!?!?! AHHHHHHHHH CHARLES DARWIN DIDNT SAY THING ABOUT THIS!!!!
Reddit Space
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yjk anon pissed his pants playing dead space 1 or watching it on youtube LMAO years ago and still holds a grudge
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>>578708494
The only issue is that XCOM doesn't have very interesting weapons. You probably would need to do green plasma to have them standout. Or if the lets us have red lasers, that would be nice.
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>>578708494
xcom is so awesome
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>it is another, "pub lobby does not know the 20 second timer starts immediately if the mission timer has hit zero and flame in the chat about, 'not waiting,'" episode.
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>>578708285
>le heckin zombie with leg heckin knife hands
):<
>le heckin zombie with leg heckin knife hands: Resident Evil
OOOOOOOOOOOOO:
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>just had more collab slop
>ipad babies already pissing their pants to get another one
how about some actual content for THIS game?
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>>578708494
As long as it isn't Nucom.
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>>578708494
>giving arrowhead an excuse to add more random bullet deviation weapons.
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>>578707919
Getting stuck in a hellpod with a very fat viper commando and she's really gassy
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>>578709028
Come anon, og x-com would never happen but neither would modern xcom either so lol
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>>578708964
>Implying I like Redditent Evil
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>>578707771
All of those warbonds are good or even amazing though.
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>>578676981
Where we came from, we didn't need eyes to see
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so uhh
does hdg even run lobbies anymore?
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>>578709307
Caustic Agents is good and not just for the stim pistol sissydiver status?
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>>578709817
if there is a patch in 5 hours that has the secret second half of devoid of liberty, yes
if there isn't, then no, we begin our doomposting arc
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>>578679218
>So genuinely what could have happened to Calypso?
It was celebrated as the place where Helldivers dealt a great defeat to the squids, so they probably something to humiliate SE out of spite.
Using the DSS to collapse it would count, and the DSS is fueled by dark matter of which the squids have no shortage of, so that would be easy for them to achieve.
However, that would be boring though, as it would just be yet another text blurb leading to nothing.
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>>578709847
Gas grenade is one of the strongest grenades in the game and is useful for every front.
It really is just the gas grenade warbond. You buy it for the gas grenade, unless you really want to be a sissy stim pistol diver.
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>>578708494
>>578708626
>>578709028
NARROWHEAD give me Xcom 2's magnetic weapons and my life is YOURS
the Shard Gun in particular
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>>578709941
what if i just really like the hazmaster armor and the gas dog?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAUfNp42t9Q
>Niggerhead will take a look at this and tell you zombies sloppa is actually better for an ALIEN faction
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>>578709847
>gas nade
>armour that lets you larp as Scarecrow
Yes it's good
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>>578710182
I didn't give you permission to post pictures of my wife
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>>578710268
There has to be another reason they scrapped it outside of it didn't fit their "vision"
I remember Shams saying AH workers change shit without letting others know, wouldn't be surprised if it meant they also said shit that isn't the actual reason
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>>578709941
Gas dog is good, and gasthrower is heavily underestimated on bugs because it relies on teamwork to get the most out of it, but it can make a team near untouchable.
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>>578710182
Sex with diawa scarlet.
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>>578710182
I am giving you permission to post pictures of that anon's wife.
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im shocked to find out that melta mines cant destroy fabricators from the outside
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>>578710243
>>578710706
I forgot gas dog came from that one.
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>>578708352
>Projecting
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>>578710830
shut up SHUT UP
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>>578710268
NOOOOO anon!!!! An advanced alien civilization that can summon black holes out of their ass and destroy multiple planets without effort is supposed to be filled with mindless zombie abomination!!! Try being more media literate!
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>>578708494
>>578709028
>laser rifle
200/20 damage
AP3
10 rounds before over heating
60 ergonomics
just a primary talon for real this time
>plasma rifle
300/150 damage
AP3
28 round magazine
semi or full auto
45 ergonomics
no explosive component and less stagger, just more directly killy
>heavy cannon
support weapon
17 ergonomics
6 round capacity
switch between AP, HE, and incendiary rounds
AP rounds: 500/250 damage AP4 projectile
HE rounds: 150/50 damage AP4 projectile, secondary 400 damage AP3 explosion with 2.5 meter inner 5 meter outer radius
Incendiary rounds: 150/50 AP4 projectile, secondary 150 damage AP3 explosion with 3 meter inner and 6 meter outer, leaves burning pools on ground
>blaster launcher
support weapon
1+2 reserve rounds
fires leveller projectiles with a speed of 15 meters per second and a maximum flight time of 8 seconds
TV-guided, meaning when you fire them you go into the view of the projectile and manually control where it goes, but your helldiver is left rooted in place and uncontrollable during the weapons flight
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>>578710835
They can tho.
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>>578711075
>>578711075
>>578711075
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>>578711048
i threw them right at the wall, shot it and it didnt explode
and then i lagged out of the game, maybe i was just lagging
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>>578710314
Don't give a damn what you say nigger, she's getting chatbot anally fucked as we speak as a reward for beating Vodka (she chose her reward)
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>>578711151
>i threw them right at the wall, shot it and it didnt explode
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>>578711185
oh yeah well I'm putting your head in a chatbot panini press and turning you into a retard melt
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>>578709847
Gas dog is very good on bug front.



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