Disgusting Cleanup Edition>Previous>>578659367>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSAug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHoAug 12 Battle for the Gateway Planet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTltwbS4KYAug 14 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrOOHtrJJBoAug 18 Heart of the Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7LcerKPa4MAug 20 Super Earth Escapes: The Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghsnyLr731c>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionAug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012Aug 17 1.007.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134145952
>Uhhh uhhh it's a vanguard fleet bro!>This is just a small force of their real fleet, they wouldn't send all of them to Super Earth>They wouldn't send their cultists into the void planets because-*developer dick sucking noises*(You are here)
I FUCKING LOVE THE COOKOUT
>2 enemies and a reskinned biomeAnother update, another hopesissy humiliation ritual.
post you are drip
My faction of aliens does not have aliens as its focus
>>578711430Love the cookout.Hate the incelbreaker.
>>578711202kinda makes you wonder how they have enough forces remaining to effectively capture planets when the overwhelming majority of their fleet was destroyed above Super Earth
>Bro its just the vanguard fleet! Cultists will come after!>Bro, theyre coming out of Meridia! Cultists soon!>Bro they will be on Super Earth! Cultists will be soon!>Bro they will be on the final stretch of the invasion! Cultists soon!>Bro, theyre on the new planets! Cultists will be there!>Bro, cultists will be making the exostorms! Trust me!>Bro, Cultists are in the void! This time for sure!>Bro, Cultists will beon the void home world! No way they are not!>Bro, cultists will appear with Calypso!
>>578711780watch it turns out that overseers are just the cream of the crop of the most successful voteless conversions, the overships are largely automated, and we haven't actually killed very many, if any at all, actual squids
Possible futures are coalescing into a a happening of incredible proportions. It's almost time. Make peace with your democratically elected.
how the helly does chinaman has stratagem launchers?
>tr*nime>calling others retardedpot, meet kettle.
>The name Calypso derives from the Greek καλύπτω (kalyptō),[2][3] meaning 'to cover', 'to conceal', or 'to hide'>According to the medieval dictionary Etymologicum Magnum, her name means 'concealing the knowledge'i do not believe in coincidences
>>578711894I would be incredibly surprised if anyone at Arrowhead put that much thought into it besides: "Galactic War mechanics necessitate there be illuminates even though they've been thoroughly btfo at every junction."
>>578711897I made you into a character and you're currently trying to call her but she isn't picking up, and she WON'T pick up. Sorry!Someone make a lobby already
>>578711430>>578711775Cookout looks perfectly cadian in the forest green paint too, goes nicely with the new armour>>578711505Proof that all>strat X sux/doesn't work!!!!!posters are subhuman IQlets
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243266960377D10 round robin starting with squigs
>>5787125502/4
>>578711430Hell Yeah
I can't believe the whole event is over lmao it was a minor update at best not something big
>>578712995least obvious arrowhead falseflagtell me your secrets
>>578712550play the gamethis is a threat
>>578713029he injects surstromming
>>578713251all eurocucks are waking up for work nigga nobody is gonna join now
>>578705530Gigis. We have le cummed gayming.
>>578713367europe isn't real bro
>>578713029no, trust the plan.
i feel fucking good shooting a teamkilling spic seconds before he boards pelican, just after he tked another diver
>>578713564We are not real?!Ahhhhh I'm faaaaading
dead game
>>578713703rape and kill every teamkiller and "omg I am going to throw a red stratagem before entering the pelican xDDD" nigger on sight
>>578712550Lobby closeddead thread dead game
>>578712192The signs were there all along.
>>578713852It's midnight.
>>578713912let's not pretend you have anywhere to be tomorrow
>wah wah nobody joined my coomtard lobby :(take it to the chin
>>578713909????????
>>578713981yeah I bet he takes it on the chin and the rest of his face
so when nothing happens at gamescom are you guys gonna play FFW with me?
>>578713835just dodge my shots bro?
>>578714145Why would something happen at gamescon? I'm German btw and think it's a rather propped up lame ass expo nobody but ubisoft cares about.
>>578713852I'm at work :(
Three hundred minimum kills, the Sentry ManIs waiting for his team killing banCalling down turrets in without a planLike the every dailyFriendly-fire deaths from the Sentry ManPutting in as little effort as he canAs he does nothing but MG spamSo he lived theSentry Man, Sentry ManWith his stratagem spam as his planSo he wont standGoing prone do avoid gatling fire when he canSquiggers cry and clankers dieFlamethrower short cooldown makes bugs fryAin't it niceThe life forever forSentries
cultists tomorrow
>>578712134I saw one on the breakthrough I bet that it’ll be a booster or some bs instead of being on all exosuits
nothing tomorrow
>running d10 galaxy war quickplays all day>90% of the missions are on karlia (i fucking HATE KARLIA)>10% on some rando bot planet>zero bug missions despite having the most playerswhat does it mean? do buggoids not run d10?
>>578713852It's 8 in the morning
The void and all those new squid objectives will be back right?
>>578715289Kek
>>578715289post the anime one
>>578714269They don't really do new games, but they do show updates to "old" games, or more to shit that's already been premiered. They're bigger than Tokyo etc already.Swiggers of course think this void thing was perfect already even though no one else thought that way. And we won't see a continuation for 3 months. But this is a very valid place to showcase something if they had anything, and a less swigger mind would have thought about the timing too.
Do people really think Arrowhead is doing a good job
>>578716176Well things could be worse, but they could be a hell of a lot better.
So what are we looking forward to now ?Don't tell me "le cultists", tell me something that is actually confirmed.
>>578716176That webm perfectly encapsulates Helldivers 2 in such a perfect way it almost feels like it was made for it.
>>578716415>So what are we looking forward to now ?Something
>>578716415something that is actually confirmed
>>578716675I will rape you.
>>578716415If you want my current cope the reason they gave us this entire day is because they have something(probably just a trailer) that had to be released Tuesday.
>>578713703abdosisters sound off
How will you kill the Giga Hiveguard?
>>578717024recoiless
>>578716738you couldn't rape a tenga
>>578714943In my experience bug d10s often fill up in loadout already and rarely have people ragequitting, freeing up the slot. Bot front has a lot more groups starting with 2/3 members and ragequits are more common. Even on d10 it feels like every other mission you have someone repeatedly walk into mines/ignore gunships while staying in the open/not picking any AT and getting crushed by armor spam, then ragequitting.
>>578717024Same way I handle vox's.
>>578717024is this Termicide 2.0 bugs?
>>578717243Squids are even worse, me and a friend have gone through entire operations with SOS beacons dropped each mission with zero joins.
>>578717319yes, content soon.trust the plan.Trust Arrowhead.
>>578717243>not picking any ATPeople resent taking AT, even though most of the time you can take EATs or rocket pods as a supplement to any loadout you want and be fine most of the time. Killing a war strider with EATs give you one kill. People don't want to get one kill even if it's way more impactful that killing ten skeletons.
>>578717024Cremator
>>578717024Hopefully they have AP4 so you can kill them with the HMG from the front.
>>578717449use robutt plushie as an onahole and fill her with cum.then throw her away and buy a new one.repeat.
>>578717497>AP4Won't happen after the latest chimpout
>>578717645I think it might be like the crusher where the best weapon to kill it will be heavy pen, but people will still kill it with anti tank weapons because they are too retarded to understand ammo efficiency.
kill yourself jeet
what's the point of the maxigun
>>578717864Aura farming
>>578716415Armor customization...and uh, new ships I guess
I kill everything with my AC.That thing? Dies to AC.Those things? Die to AC.
>>578717864looks cool feels cool but only viable in a team of other stronger teammates because you will need to be carried
>>578718023ummmm saaaaaryour bile titans???factory striders?????
>>578717864To get people to stop talking about a minigun
>>578718141Die to AC
>>578717741Everybody just kills crusher with explosive damage though.
>>578717992I can't wait to argue over what ship anons picked and what ship module upgrades they selected instead of constantly talking about skin tonebtw if you don't pick the ship that gives you vehicle bay ship modules you're a shitter
>>578717449The real one looks much bigger, you got scammed
>autocannon >have to fire it manually
>>578718047You could beat bugs with four players all running the maxi-gun and supplemental AT stratagems like eagle rocket pods and OPS. It's pretty good at dealing with most bugs once you get used to positioning yourself and/or covering your teammates while they fire.
>>578718267No you're the wheels of the automobilecannon, retard
all the termicide bugs are just more food for my flamethrower
https://www.gematsu.com/2026/08/earth-defense-force-6-2-invaders-from-another-world-announced-for-ps5The next EDF game is 6 with more missions and double the enemies
>>578718480RAPE ALL ALIEN LOOKING GIRLS
>auto pistol>have to fire it manually
>phasefags ITTGRIM
>>578718480stop confusing me jellybro you're making me think I'm on my /vt/ tab
>pineapple grenade>isnt a fruit
>epog>the weapon is not poggers at all and makes you kill yourself
>>578717864Stupid high DPS (50% more than the MG-43) while also not needing to reload since ammo pickups go straight to the backpack. It's also just really fun to use.
>liberator penetrator>can't penetrate heavy armoured enemies
>>578718436>The next EDF game is 6 with more missions and double the enemiesIt's going to cost $80 minimum, isn't it?
Someone once called the Helldivers 2 community the worst game community of all time. And I thought it was bullshit. And, after having a couple years to think about it. I still think its bullshit, but, I think it has merit. Because its not the worst, but it does have a huge variety of opinions. Much more than most video game communities do, and I think that's due to two factors.>the devs don't know what the game should be>the community (overall) don't know what the game should beWhich is a recipe for an extremely divided playerbase. But, it gets worse. Because those divisions are further exacerbated by the introduction of online communities. (From most to least involved to arrowhead)>discord>youtubers>reddit>[POWER GAP]>4chanEach one with its own peculiarities. Further worsening division.
>>578719463You should see the fortnite community Not only is it infested with zoomers and streamers, it invites outside fandoms into spaces they shouldve never interacted with
>>578719463the devs have to be doing something wrong for the community to get this divided
>>578719463The Helldivers 2 community is just very large and varied. You have tons of different pockets of either chill guys or assholes. It's easy to believe that it's exceptionally good or bad because of this. In general the community is fine, but that's just my own perception and not based on anything quantitative. >>578719594They really don't.
>>578719629>The Helldivers 2 community is just very large and varied.Yeah it's like almost 70 million players on all platforms, it's stupid big.
I really fucking wish the lasgun wasn't the nu-GW corporate mandate version of the lasgun because having a """laser""" gun that shoots projectiles with travel time just sucks ass. I might as well be using any other DMR.Bolt Pistol is fun though. I think I'll be using it forever.
grenade launching dog when
>>578719463The game should drop the "le funny satire" and just make Helldivers 2 a power fantasy/Hero Fantasy because out of all the fanmade art and videos ive seen, thats what Helldivers are always depicted as. The only people that go "ermm akshually" are redditors and their opinion should be thrown into the garbage where it belongs.
>>578719751Those were copies sold, not actual players
>>578719881That would make a difference if it was 7 million. Maybe 17.It's 70. That's the entire UK.
>>578720123Yeah and the average non-event player count is like around 50k across all three platforms.
How exactly did we make the bad voidness go away again, I thought we were just collecting samples
>>578719770rather have the angel personally
>>578720176And?
>>578720176WowIt's likeTimezones and some shiet
>stop with the subfaction bullshit and have an actual complete faction to fight against as a limited time FOMO event>and it's gonewaow!!!
what to do about pacifier: increase durable damage to 45. change nothing else.
>>578720176>taking concurrent players as the total number of playersif Jim only plays Game Y for an hour in the morning, and bob only plays Game Y for an hour in the evening, game Y has a maximum concurrent player count of 1, but how many players does it actually have, anon?
>>578720123that can't be true because I know a few people who are from the UK and they don't own the game
>>578720453They must be Welsh or something. I don't think they have video games in Wales.
These devs can't do anything right. And when they do something right, it won't be for long.
>>5787204362 hours?
I smell another dumbass argument brewing...
>>578720391It would work but i think reworking stun as a whole would be better.Every stun item sucks at the moment with the exception of arc nades.
>>578720997take a shot every time these mfs say "creek was more fun than this" and you will get alcohol poisoning within 1 hour
>>578720508I've only seen wales in an aquarium so I can't speak to that
>>578720373>Squids only felt complete when you take all of their barebones subfactions and put them all onto one planetReally makes you think
>my legs are OK
>>578721180the whole concept of subfactions is stupid and i hate itjust let factory striders and vox engines spawn side by sidefucking reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>578721278would be too hard for babdivers, the main money source of AH.
>>578721092The real action was on Draupnir.
The main director is the root cause behind every issue the game has. Remove him, and the game improves dramatically.
they should add more stats to the post mission stat page such as:>heavies killed>chaff killed>breaches/drops triggered>spawners destroyed
>>578721413they already tried that once and he got replaced by an indian
>>578720373Let's try to put sub-factions into the main faction, should be more interesting to have mixed enemies.>Factory Strider and Vox Engine together>Cyborgs boosting Incineration Corp and Jet Brigade>the cover mechanic faction now has even more armaments against coversYou know, maybe don't.
>>578721514>I hope this is some fucking satirical post of the average redditor and not your actual opinion because pic very related
>>578721470too hard for the devs, they are a small independent indie game dev studio, pls understand :(
>>578721278Sub factions are a good idea. The problem with the Illuminate being the sub faction faction is that they don't have enough base units to make a sub faction actually work.
>vote snatcher sub faction is literally 2 units>people say it sucks>they add the regular units in as well>people react positively>they remove the regular units when the MO endsthese devs need to be beaten regularly until their decision making improves
>>578721716reminder that fallenchungus is a fartfag
>>578722064oh how the chungus have fallen
>>578722063>it's gonna be legit months before we get invasion fleet, void snatchers, and appropriators all on the same planet again
>>578721716I think it'd be cool but a lot of stuff specifically for bots just defeats the core mechanic of the faction, so it'll begin as "Cool" to end in "I hate this thing".It works for squids because Illuminate are already barebones.
Alpha Commander surge with Biles and Roaches should be the default on bugs D10
>>578720273cute squid
Live service done right ;)>Proceeds to fumble everything for 2 years >Out sourced to 4 literally who? subsidiaries Warframe and PoE seem to be doing just fine.
MAXIMUM POWAAAAAAAAAA
>>578723536Letting people pick&choose mech arms from the ones they have unlocked is such an easy dub it’s a wonder even swedes weren’t able to do it.
>>578723657Can't be sold in a warbond.
>>578723657Everyone would pick AC and rocket
>>578723657Like most of the things we could have in the game, its not that they cannot. They could do it very easily. They just don't want to because it doesn't stick to their autistic vision.>>578723712You're fucking retarded. You buy the warbond, you get acces to the new arms. Its that easy.
>>578723657TwoBreakthrough Shields
>Crusher helmet only has like 300 HP and zero durability>"Hell, that means it just takes two Senator shots to strip the helmet, then I can just dump it with the Stalwart!">for some reason it's actually really hard to hit the helmet at any comfortable rangeWelp, that experiment was a failure. And here I was, hoping to find a method more reliable than the HMG.
>>578723657
>>578723739I want 2 miniguns like the guy in the vidrel, that or 2 missile pods and larp as rocket arty.>>578723712New arms can doe
>>578723890it's 3 shots once you account for AP/AV matching penalty
>>578717864I can finally use it with the vote snatcher.
>>578723739Lumberer cannon + minigun is probably the best mech you could make.
Which armor should I use with the Maxigun ?
>>578724328
>>578724328Doubt Killer
>>578724328Peak physique The recoil is easy enough to control on your own, what you want is to swipe side to side around faster
>>578724328peak physique and then just crouch or prone for recoil control you're not moving anyway
>evacuate high value assets
>>578724328The stalwart and/or bullet storm
>>578724448This armor should also give 20 more ergo on weapons like the 40k armor
>>578724787Evacuate my balls yeah right
>>578723814>Still bugged with a hitbox that is Infront of the shieldMOTHER FUCKING SWIGGERS
Coyote without a support weapon feels so good TATATATATA
>>578720273It's all thanks to all our brave 3 Ministry of Science expeditioners. They did everything they needed to stop the void from expanding. Very libertatious job. Yes.
Goddamn, Gallant is ass
new MO later, doomcels finna rope today
>>578724968Your balls are low value assets at best.
>>578725506perfect for when you are crutching with the supply pack tho, offsets horrible ammo economy
>>578724959You need more crutches on your crutches? When recoil is maxed out the spread doesn't change. This is why you only use the HMG on max rpm and never at min RPM. Ergo just pulls your gun to the cross hair, this fucks up your aim as it's pulling against the recoil.
>>578723657They don't want you to have the freedom to customize shit. Kills the dystopian grunts fantasy.We're the bad guys by the way.
>Arrowhead said there's nothing going on at the gamescon today>but we still don't have a new major order
>>578726407
>>578721278Subfactions as in incendiary and jeet brigade and spores/gloom being quarantined to themselves is fine because they're the same enemies but tweaked to a theme, the same units you normally fight but they all have fire weapons or jetpacks or are on crack. What isn't good is removing units to make a subfaction like cyborgs not having factory striders and scout striders and illuminate being even worse because they're divided to the point of only having like 3-4 units per faction most of the time, because it takes a way variety rather than adding spice to whats already there. Theres no reason not to have some factory striders alongside Vox, or stingrays and mechs alongside voteless and crushers, they just proved with the void event they can mix and match these subfactions anytime, theres literally nothing stopping them so they should just do it.
>>578726060I am white so this would be so incredibly easy to save my cock and balls.
>>578726627I agree with this post.
>>578718687it's eeffoc and it's funny
>mfw I remember the cope about how the title update poster "looked like it was missing something that would be added later"AHAHAHAHAHA
>>578726817You underestimate my ability to cope. I still believe.
>>578726817every time hopesissies grow some balls to say something we just chop them away again
A PATCH JUST LANDED. THEY HAVE HIDDEN THE CULTISTS IN IT. I KNOW IT.
>Still no fix for Trident recoilWho wants to bet this is intentional and they called it a bug to placate people? Because theres no way its this hard for Sven to simply change a value, right?
>>578726060Caught this in the wild bros.Is it a sign...
all in your head
>>578727017there are no coincidences, anon...
>>578726982team fortress 2 collab soon, trust.
Cultists
>predator strain and dragon roaches spawned at azur secundusBug MO incoming squids raped and forgotten
>>578727357AIEEEEE I KNEEL BUG SAMA
>>57872017650k CCU amounts to 200-400k daily users retard-kun
this is a glitch? what the fuck man i thought it was on purpose, guess we'll wait 6 more months for a fix
I kinda want a bug (or even bot) MO.The last few weeks I have been doing nothing but killing squids with whatever gear I want as the event was happening and kinda completely forgot how AT-focused I used to make my loadouts for bugs and bots.I want to kill big targets with by boom recoiless again!
the patch in case you were wonderingdoubt theres anything new in the files
>>578727656>temporarily piercedHopekek humiliation ritual.
>>578727656"new" known issues
>>578727656>void has been temporarily pierced>temporarily
>>578727656>DoomGODS win AGAINI don't know why i expected any differentSee you guys in 6 months for the next half assed update ig
>>578727741>trident recoil "bug" confirmed>illumiante enemies clipping through geometry AGAIN>lumberer flamethrower doesnt work properly even after range fixJUSTFUCKMYSHITUP
>>578727741>trident bug>Lumberer flamer bug
>>578727824This picture is fire, i'm stealing it anon.
>>578727741>Lumberer's Flamethrower doesn't seem to be applying damage correctly>Doesnt seemFucking kek they dont even play this fucking game
>>578727741>List of known issues>They don't list them allImagine ordering lunch at faggothead "Yeah I'd like the food, I'm not telling you which food."
>>578727741>unmanned FRVsAnd exos and tanks...
ABSOLUTE DOOMGOD VICTORYHOPESISSIES RAPED, GAPED AND DISPOSED OF
>>578727741>trident has increased recoilfuck you niggas for telling me otherwise i fucking new that shit had a higher recoil now
>Fixes your liberator
I'm starting to like the uglyass gold trimmings
>80mb update
>>578728538Unironically peak gun model.
>>578728593just a few bug fixex i woul assume
>>578728538why does every other game act like bullpups are the guns of the future, yet in real life they're barely used?
>>578728554that is literally my exact same fashion for this armor except I am a brawnydivergreat minds think alike, anon.
>>578728684because they are grounded in reality (bullpups do exist and they do actually work),but they look weird enough that they would only be used in the future, especially considering that maybe in the future we can easily fix all the issues that make bullpups unreliable
>>578728593Some of the crashes fixed.I had that resolution scaling thing happen immediately after changing resolution and couldn't boot the game anymore. But I'm not a retard and just changed it through the config and shit worked again.
>>578728538mod link pls
>>578727656>crash fixesDoubt this is going to help my case.
>>578728684Because bullpups are the superior gun, held back only by its users being luddite meat heads.
>the illuminates in any other video game setting>horrible creatures that makes you go paranoid/insane, you're scared, hunted, and you're barely surviving>the illuminates in Helldivers 2>a menace to managed democracy. Lets throw 4 stimmed up living menaces doubling down as artillery designators for their destroyers>they're not scared at all, they magdump crowds of space zombies and other weird shit while laughing like maniacs>call in suicide nuke backpacks, mechs, teleporters, explosive hammers, air strikes, napalm etcI'm always talking shit about this game, but damn if i'm not enjoying this dumb power fantasy.
>>578729130Helldivers are the "war is hell :D" part of the war is hell meme.
So when's the whole /x/-tier eclipse schizo coincidence thing supposed to happen?
>>578729501it already happened
>>578729501Thursday, trust the plan
>>578729619
>>578727197TF2 warbond would actually be really really cool. Weapons are pretty cut and dry I think, medigun would be a backpack stratagem, sticky bomb would be cool as a throwable, like a pocket C4. Knife as a secondary with a backstabbing ability? What about armors? Something based off of Medic since medigun probably, helmets could be based off of some famous hats. Random crits could be represented as an armor passive, like 1% chance to do massive damage to an enemy. Weapons are hard though since a lot of them are represented already in the game.
>screenshotting your own post
what's the weird laser shotgun that I'm seeing everyone using?
>>578730114Trident?
>>578730114The trident. It's from Siege Breakers.
>>578730157ah maybe! is it any good?
>>578730238I've heard good things but it doesn't fit into my playstyle. Why not go and give it a whirl?
>>578730315I think I will! what's your play style?
>>578730238Overheats too fast imo
>>578730238It's gotten nerfed recently (recoil, on a laser weapon of all things)It's a laser shotgun, infinite ammo technically, a bit short on overheating though. It's okay. Not as strong as it was in the first game but it's serviceable.
>>578730446You got filtered by not holding the button down? LMFAO
>>578730568The lasers also shoot the dirt and space
>>578730238Yeah, it's like a shotgun but with range, just watch the heat.
>>578730238Have to pace your shots but otherwise is very good. Ideally you need to have a feel for how many shots will kill most things at what distance and try shoot more than that.
I love this motherfucker like you wouldn't believe.
>>578728684You know how the US military spends trillions of dollars and can't beat Iran?Real militaries often have no idea what they are doing nor do they make the right choices often, or at all.
>>578730702only good on squids thoon bots and bugs I would rather take a backpack that can do more than kill 5 chaff enemies every 60 seconds
WHERE ARE THE CULTISTS EGGMANYOU SAID THERE WOULD BE CULTISTS
>>578730805It's literally at its best on bots because it's coded to headshot only, and bots have the lowest horde density of the three factions. It will mulch through an entire crowd of devastators while you're busy with something else.
>>578730805it's a pretty solid pick with libconc on pred strain for keeping shit off you/squadmates
>>578730705The fuck you talking about? Iran's infrastructure is completely in shambles. They blew up everything and then left. Do you need more? Should they also rape every mudhut sandy village in their grand expanse of nothing or something? At least they didn't do another Afghanistan.
>>578730805Laser is infinitely better on squids because they're so tanky
>>578730957reaction image
>>578730850Gamescom in 8 hours. Trust the plan
>>578730957Yet the US still has failed to achieve its actual objective. Curious.
>>578730957>t.kike or zogbos
>>578731471thats what you said yesterday
I haven't paid attention to the game since somewhere around Cyberstan scam. Game status? Trooncord custom galactic war status?
>>578730238It serves as a levy. That is, it's designed to keep your overall situation from overflowing by being able to pace unlimited shotgun shots in a group... but if the levy breaks, you're kind of in trouble. Small to medium groups it can handle, but once the massive hordes stack up, better hope you brought the right stratagems instead.
>>578730957I refuse to believe itTKD is needed now more than ever
>>578731708I will keep saying it till the inevitable disappointment
>>578730805>The 1 shot head shot machine is bad on the enemies with melon heads.This isnt the steam forums, tourist. People actually play the game here.
>>578731712The most noteworthy thing that happend was AH eating another reviewbomb after an AMA where Piles said they don't give a shit about anything but pushing out more warbonds, followed by selling new mechs in a warbond when all vehicles before were unlocked through the galactic war.Oh, and MO rewards are FOMO now. Play now or you'll miss out on some ugly helmet! Want a new FRV? Sorry, just wait a few months and AH might release it from FOMO hell.
>>578725506>its good with supply packwhat isn't?
>>578732340It really isn't
>>578725506It's no knight, that's for sure.Suffers from being med pen like every other med pen variant of a light pen weapon.
>>578725831>>578732340fucked up the reply
>>578723657They're malicious swiggers, that's all.At least they modeled the mech differently in the first game so it kind of warrants not being able to swap parts. The mech body design is exactly the fucking same in HD2. Only the arms are different. They even had a fucking stratagem launcher in the works when that thing came FREE with NO UPGRADES on mechs in the first game.The swiggers' swiggeries know no ends.
>>578730957holy mutt coping
Is this the longest time without a new major order ever ?
I am a sentry diver>Sentry supply pod for defended supply points>MG sentry + flame sentry for maximum spam / rotate in a rocket sentry for bots>Gun dog for my horse blinder ass>Supply FRV for more automated shooting and extra suppliesI let the game play itself, I go sightseeing.
>>578732834They didn't have the next campaign reward yet so now they expect you to wait for them to finish making it as well
i sure hope the voidwalker armor has a cool and useful passive!
>>578733063>you randomly get ragdolled
CoyoteBolterIncendiary nadeSimple assss
>>578733091Better than adrenofibrilator randomly killing you to be honest
>>578733063>40% resistance to all elements
>>578733349>coyoteyou didn't play the game
Content draughts get worse with every new major update update btw, so I hope you're ready for months of nothing
>surely, the update poster is missing something that will be added later>nothing>surely, there are cultists deeper in the void>nothing>surely, completing this MO won't destroy the void>nothing>surely, arrowhead is planning something big because they're taking their time with the next MO (you are here)
>>578733385I use it as my numba wan weapon and hold the button down tak tak tak tak tak tak tak
>>578733360What a let down this whole warbond was. Only good thing has to be the backpack teleporter. I loved the variable too, on paper at least, but its a gimmicky useless piece of shit.>>578733463
>>578733063Betting 1000 of my cheated-in SCs that it will just be Extra Padding.Screenshot me.
I love non-verbal communications.
>Dragonroaches on Phact BayMake them spawn on trivial to goose the farmers
>>578733532Wrong. 11th Engineering Kit.
>>578733665nvm they moved
>>578731475>Yet the US still has failed to achieve its actual objective.If they really wanted to kill all of the IRGC they should have tried harder, honestly. A land war against the Iranian army is pointless when it's the radical clerics that are the IRGC running the country like a dictatorship that are the ones that all need to be killed.
>>578733063>it's gonna be arc resistance
>>578732979I use sentries because whenever i start combat i forget i have stratagems. But it doesn't matter if i use them ahead of time!
>>578733063>siege ready>but its another ugly medium armor that goes with nothing
>>578733520Ah a fellow "i wish the variable was as good as the concept is cool"
>>578732979>Supply FRV for more automated shootingThe gun on the SFRV is automated? (Joined way late)
>>578733385I do not care for the coyotehonestly none of the primaries are fun to use
On today's schedule for AH studios>Have Joel write up a filler MO>Scratch ass>Contact the people to who they outsourced the next warbond to>Plan next vacation >Daydream>Check the reddit>Check the discord>Dinner
>>578733960I actually used it quite a bit, it reached level 20. And then i stopped gaslighting myself and accepted it was a fucking useless piece of shit and never used it ever again.The concept is so much cooler than what they made, really.
They need to make more default black n yellow armor with the rest of the passives I don't wanna look special all the time
>>578733989yeah but it's just a liberator and has to be manually reloaded
>no touchups or price reductions for warbonds that have been completely powercrept for over a year now
>>578734178Swede greed knows no bounds.
>>578734091I stopped at 25 personally.
What the fuck do they mean "temporarily"
>still no new MOso is there something really happening or is it just A being lazy again
>>578734297I don't care about maxing weapons. Especially with how much XP you need for the last levels. Its just fucking cheap and i don't respect the swedes.
>>578734321We won a day early
Okay you have weapon modificationSo why can't you just like, have ammo type attachments?I'll forgive not having status effects as choices (gotta sell guns in warbonds somehow), how about being able to swap level of AP for marginal downsides? Reduced/increased mag count, ergo, recoil; depending if you uptier or downtier the AP... Somethin' like that?
>>578734321Thursday
>>578733063The armour designation is IX which clearly means Integrated Xplosives
>>578734525How are they gonna sell you medpen Knight if you could just mod the ammo of your Knight to make it medpen?In the end it all boils down to AH wanting to sell you more weapons in warbonds. All the Liberator variants are something you could make yourself with a decent customization system, but AH would rather sell them to you.
>>578734321Now you're supposed to liberate the 0% decay rate illuminate planets, which won't be happening because no one wants to play squids
>>578734836That sucks.
>>578734178>Literally free>Hurr why no discount?
We really have just hit a point in this game's life where if there isn't an MO then no planet is ever getting liberated naturally ever again.
>>578734394Me neither i just coped for a bit longer.
AND NOW, THE GALACTIC ANTHEM OF SUPER EARTH:[Intro]Freedom must reign over every last starThrough citizen's blood spilled in our righteous warsHonor their deaths, do your parts for the cause[Verse 1]Steadfast support of our regimeIs how humankind will reign supremeNo questions or doubts shall be allowedTraitors will all be disavowed[Chorus]Managed democracy is the true pathAll who resist it shall suffer our wrathWhite, yellow, blue, flying on all the worldsJustice and hope are forever unfurled[Verse 2]Our way of life, galaxy-widePaved with the skulls of those who've diedUnslakable tide of Super Earth prideA torrent that can't be satisfiedWe sacrifice for paradiseAnything less will not sufficeCitizens rise, liberty riseSuper Earth, rise up to the skies[Outro]Stay free!
>>578735257
>>578733598that ass is fat
>>578734062>and yet be succesfulmutts could never
>>578735348All the better to crush the enemies of Liberty with, sir!
SEAF have spawned on Acamar IV
Bug MO incoming
>seaf on bugskino incoming now we need seaf on factory bots
>having to run on foot to grab the super samples before the timer runs out because all my teammates were busy dying trying to full clear the maphttps://youtu.be/_qmkgxu5iBw
>>578735926Not really, they don’t have the firepower/stagger to stop advancing bugs so they just mix together and get eaten while preventing you from using strategems against said bugs without triggering teamkills.Which would be fine if it just cost you goycoins, but it triggering traitor barrage eventually is very fucking annoying.
>>578733360That's not what's happening though.You die and it "revives" you, and you're confusing that for it killing you.
>IT'S STILL GOOD, JUST TRUST ME
>>578736167>gacha powercreeplive service games should be studied
so are we ever seeing new stuff appear on the supper store or did AH stop working on adding stuff to it
>>578736076No, anon. Adreno-Defib has a still unfixed bug where the effect activates when you have roughly <10% HP left. Shit that you could have survived from the brink with a quick stim become guaranteed deaths with this armor.Adreno-Defib and Rock Solid are both pay to lose armor sets.
>>578736281It literally doesn't though, that's just you imagine what happened as cope for dying.
>>578736167>>578736230>be live services>need to add new weapons to keep the game afloat>can't be just as powerful as the old paid weapons>any paid weapon is guaranteed to be powercrept eventuallyit is really a funny system if you think about it
>helldivers has smut>its all of the actual helldivers or of SEAF or Eagle chan>always whitelmao
>>578736458This is a documented bug, you idiot. Are you the same nigger from last thread who insisted that bot fabricators killing you when you land on them while dropping was ALWAYS in the game from launch and not a recent issue?
Helldivers have that one fetish of a lady stomping on crickets with high heels or her toes
>>578736529>space niggers or jewsloss upon loading screen, not even a single space ship
>>578736458it literally does imagine being this cock sure when youre this wrong
>whoops, brilliance is now back to the terminids!It's going to be funny when the game is abandoned, fuck defense campaigns, shit is just going to instantly fall back to the enemy faction so nothing you do matters
dobby loko
>>578736518>can't be just as powerful as the old paid weaponsfalsemost new weapons we get are worse than old options
>>578737129well it can but why would some one pay for a new weapon that does the same job/damage of an already existing weapon if any game company wants to maxximaze the profit of a new content it most be better than the old one
>His Constitution isn't Lv25
>>578737512>just waste time leveling a weapon you will never use broSorry I am not retarded.
>>578737617>Hasn't maxed all his weapons
>>578736167The Jar would be instantly fixed by giving it decent projectile speed
>>578737836Yeah it's kinda gay the bolt pistol gets near instant projectile speed but all other jet round guns have dogshit slow ass bullets.
>>578737706I have a banana Springfield. Why would I want any other banana weapon?
lobbo doki?
>>578737706>customizzation makes gun worse
>campaign reward : stratagemFlamer FRV?
>bug MOJesus Christ this is the worst fucking managed game I have ever seen. It is painful to watch them unload round after round into their own pulped foot and continue to wonder why people violently hate them. Take this game away from them. Put the furries and diaper pissing weirdos from CGW in charge. I no longer care. Sony must step in. This cannot continue. Holy. Fucking. Shit.
>>578737129>Most new weapons are worse than freeLevellerCrematorUltimatumEruptorSweeperDBSGiga madeThermiteBolt pistolHammerWarp pack Double edgeDe escalator Carbine
>>578736821>TCS+ works>Actually the dissidents have sabotaged it so it's instantly infested with bugs now, fuck youThanks Joel, very cool
>bug MOcool "void event"fucking swedes
>>578738774>he believes super earth propagandaTCS+ is worthless and doesn't work, they're just blaming the dissidents in their head for its failure
>like 8 0% squid planets>immediate bug mo>the resist rate will go back up on those before we even get one, even if the playerbase intelligently selected a single one to pursue>also no followup armor to the void-piercer helmetFuck, was looking forward to that.
TCS+ is just incredibly lame reused filler content.
>at least 6 planets need to be liberated>No DSS>No SEAF on the MO targetsOh boy
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243295018133/76561198015607024D10 boogs
Devoid of originality
Devoid of content
>>5787394463/4 niggas
Devoid of cope
>Niggers who won't get in the dropship because they need to farm izzat for twenty minutesOops, the orbital napalm just slipped out my fingers and onto the dropsite.
>They really thought we were getting ANOTHER squid MO after 3 weeks of voidI'm sorry but i'm afraid you are retarded
Devoid of lobbies
Enough victories, Joel gets to claim his izzat with this campaign
>>578737483I never said "free" you fucking cockroach.
>>578739827there is one RIGHT now and we need a 4th you triple nigga >>578739446 do i really need to post porn to get you in here
erm, on my screen the bug MO just glitched purple and it's telling me to FTL jump to super earth? what is command DOING
>>578739957NO DONT POST PORN I AM AT WORKWHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN
>6 days to liberate 3 planets, one of which has high (2%) resistance>one of the planets can't be accessed through the other 2 or any currently owned planet, meaning 4 planets must be liberatedThis is a scripted loss, right
What is that giant pink thing in the bottom left??? What the fuck did they break this time?
>bug mocool, cooli'm gonna go play bots nowunless the purple TCS+ gas had the sideeffect of mutating people into bug/squid worshippers or something.
>>578739891TCS+ was going to have to fail eventually and this campaign will be the reason
>>578739957Rape this creature.
I want a brand new never before seen bug loadout
>>578739957>>578740040can I rape her after you next?
>>578740040>creaturethat is a human biological female, sir.
>G-31 ARChow do i make randos seethe with this emergency rape nade
>>578740024I thinks it's that pink question mark that shows up sometimes, just extremely massive
>>578740274You throw it at them
>>57874027499% of people will know you are acting malicious on purpose so it ain't gonna work
Helldivers? More like Friendlyfires.
>>578740274You equip concealed deployment
>>578740129MG-43EAT500kgGuard dog
Exosuits are explicitly different from weapons. Adding customization to them will not remove the monetization opportunities. A Patriot could be defined as an exosuit with an [explosive launcher] slot for a left arm and a [rapid fire] slot for a right arm. The Breakthrough is somewhat more limited by having a fixed [shield] slot on the left but perhaps can have an [omni accepts everything] for the right.Thus the monetization is that they sell you mechs with different combinations of slots, and then sell you weapons which can fit into specific types of slots. This actually increases their monetization potential because they can design one new arm faster than two of them plus a default camo for a whole "new" exosuit. Also this makes it easier to make work a Battletech collab so there's that too.
>CGW adds custom mechs>everyone realizes that they're retardedly op and make the game into a walking simulator
>>578736821You want to not be able to play on the nicer planets?
>muh eco suitsThe only one anyone uses is emancipator because it's the only one with 2 reliable weapons that just work and nothing you say or do will change this.
>>578736518>>578736230Correct, study gacha. When the old weapons are fully powercrept take a moment to buff them and bring them closer to modern standards. This encourages newer players used to the modern arsenal to look back and buy an older warbond for the "its totally good now" items.
>>578740803If the goal is just to play on the nicer planets, then delete the entire galactic war and make one planet of each biome available permanently
>>578740727I actually noticed that too but I am afraid to point it out on /hdg/ because I will get raped instantly.I honestly believe that tank/cars/mechs are unironically balanced carefully the way they are right now because if you buff them just a little bit more they start crossing the line where the game becomes trivialised and turns into a massive point-and-click walking simulator instead of a game where you need to plan 10 steps ahead and constantly evaluate your environment and what risks you can and can not take in the current battle engagement.With that said, I am now mentally prepared to receive rape threats from bufftards.
HELP RETARD OUTWhat's the best course of planets here?- Brilliance sounds like a go to.- Acamar is just a bait.- 6 days doesn't seem like a comfort to do some fancy circumvalation.
Active camo armor when?
>>578741219reduced signature already makes you nigh invisible, how much more handholding do you need?
>>578741298Then give reduced signature too, apples, bacon, etc
you want a new mech weapon? grab the shell of the patriot's rocket launcher, fill it with defenders equipped with drum mags and add a laser module so you can have rough idea of where you're aiming
>>578741437Try that again in English?
>>578741219I use light oxy as a solofag and unless a patrol has been programmed to go straight for you (you can tell by looking at the minimap for 6 seconds) you can usually just go prone when doing shit like LIDAR or SEAF anti-air near a patrol that is like 15-20 meters away and they become literally blind already.
>started bringing the chair to D10 botsnearly unstoppable, the occasional gunship patrol will prioritize aggroing to me and delete my shit in a few short seconds. worth being able to sniper striders and punting a fleet of dropships outta the sky.
>>578741517>He doesn't even know about the apples that tastes like baconNewfags are cute
>>578741640I know about Pilestadt response to transmog inquiries, retard, I just don't understand the point you're trying to make
>shit damage per shot>barely and aoe>takes up the backpack slot>120 shots but they're gone super fast because every indiviual grenade is so absurdly weakwhat even is this the point of this piece of shitit might be the worst support weapon if the sterilizer and arc thrower didn't exist
>>578741619keep in mind this only works on big open biomes, you will be cucked in city and swamp or jungle maps or colony maps.
That's it?That's the conclusion to the void arc?
>>578741709That nothing stops them from releasing new armor with perks that exists already. Plus the medium armor with reduced signature looks like it has nothing to do with stealth.
>>578741009>I honestly believe that tank/cars/mechs are unironically balanced carefully the way they are right now because if you buff them just a little bit more they start crossing the line where the game becomes trivialisedThat's what I've been saying ever since retards kept claiming that the bastion should have a rotating turrent and that you should be able to switch between driver/gunner from inside
>>578741219I'd rather we get an active camouflage backpack that had both a limited battery that drains while being used, and an overheat mechanic that causes the backpack to explode when exceeded over the limit. It's the only way you'd be able to make it work without being horrendously overpowered.>100% charge is equivalent to 30 whole seconds of invisibility>Backpack reaches criticality at 10 seconds of use and explodes violently, killing the user like an Epoch>For every 1 second of usage, it takes 3 seconds to cooldown
>>578741846>medium armor with reduced signature looks like it has nothing to do with stealth.your media illiteracy is showing.it's a callback to how the US army tried to make a plane that can not be detected by radars.
>>578742000The US army does not make planes
>>578742000>not detected by radars equals to it's harder for enemies on foot to not see you with their own eyesUh uh
>>578742114cut him some slack, he's Lithuanian
>>578739736When I sit at extract shooting for 20 minutes I'm waiting for the person who actually wants to leave to have the balls to get in the fucking ship and then we all leave and if nobody gets in then we are sitting there until we are at 0 ammo
>>578741929>That's what I've been saying ever since retards kept claiming that the bastion should have a rotating turrent and that you should be able to switch between driver/gunner from insideThe Bastion is simply unfun to use, regardless of how strong it is. I'd have much rather had a weaker APC-like vehicle with a main gun that was more akin to a slower firing cannon found on the GATER, complete with full rotation.
>tranime spammer ban evadingoh, jannies...
Imagine having a proper harpoon in your mech. Anything hulk sized or smaller is pulled towards you while bigger enemies are held in place so your team can finish them off
>>578711075>no new Illuminate boss enemy>just two new enemies >back to bugs this MOI'm going to fucking kill AH developers.
>>578742123The Eagle is a severely outdated air offense concept that probably stopped being valid after world war 2, yet, it is still widely used in year 2184 when helldivers 2 takes place.Swedes and their military experience is just LARP central and they just throw ideas that seem remotely possible and half cool.
>>578742260Make sense that their idea of a tank is an assault gun.
>>578739956meant for>>578738610
>>578742223>Anything hulk sized or smaller is pulled towards youimagine the griefing potential.
>>578741134This isn't a winnable MO. Several reasons:>Acamar defense going on baiting people away>Gar Haren has high resistance (2%)>Gacrux and Gar Haren are open simultaneously so the community will be split (they're gonna accomplish fuck all in Gar Haren due to the resistance rate)>Luxuriant has 2m HP and isn't even reachable, so we'd have to also liberate GatriaThey're asking for 4 planets in 6 hours with additional distractions going on. Just dive where you want, this is another ebin Joel win.
>>578742159>The Bastion is simply unfun to useI'll disagree, as a teamwork vehicle it works great and it becomes pretty fun in open maps, specially deserty ones.I might be biased as someone that's plays Hell Let Loose and is waiting for Carcass Clad to play with my buddies tho
>>5787424476 days*, not hours.
>>578742159We get it, anon, you only ever play with pubs, no friends, too shy for /hdg/Bastion completely trivializes any mission the moment you get a second crewman who's got the faintest idea of cooperating in a co-op game.
Thank God i can fight BUGS again
>anon can't grasp the concept of cool alt realityhave you considered for a second that seeing a plane loudly fly over you and destroy your enemies is cooler and more visually rewarding than a navy plane shooting your enemies from 10km away. Also i'd say the planes in HD2 are made to work like that since they are meant to dive down for like 6 seconds at a time and then climb back up to avoid AA fire/flying insects/sting rays or to ressuply at the Super Destroyer
The tank destroyer is nice and all but i think we should have gotten something like this
>>578742650the first 3-5 times I got in a tank in a /hdg/ lobby it was exciting to see it actually work and not be a liability but then I realised that shit is overpowered as fuck and makes the missions too easy and now I don't even wanna enter a tank in /hdg/ lobbies not because it is shit but because the game becomes too easy
>>578742774or this
>>578742920You literally can’t die in it on vote snatchers.Good for leveling guns you don’t like tho.
>>578739446Did host-sama's internet got anally raped by Sweden?
>>578741731It needs a damage buffBut I honestly was MVPing votesnatchers with this. Heavy pen to the helmet of crushers and staggering wretches. Better than maxigun
>>578743024>Better than maxigunmaxigunbros...our response?.....
>>578739446It chips the plating/4 JOIN JOIN JOIN
>>578742774>>578742970Yes, any WW1/WW2 clunky machinery and some CW era future kino is better than any modern warfare where it's two retards with a joytick killing each other several farms away.If you are going to add a 360° tank also have the bots get anti-tank units that take a moment to set up in some far away hill.
>>578742650Again, irrelevant how strong it is. It's not fun to either drive or shoot the gun.I love the FRV and take it whenever possible, albeit it's cucked right now with the hyper-aggro the enemies give it.
>>578743002>the conveniently placed and forgotten by everyone meltamine that your teammate threw in panic while running from 7 crushers
>>5787394463/4
>>578743216Impregnate Daiwa Scarlet.
>>578743262getting betrayed can happen anywhere
>>578741731>It's bad because I say soLiterally a HMG with projectile drop.
>>578743249You sound like an unlikeable autist, probably using the FRV to solo fag as well.
>>578741776Sure is. I still can't believe anyone thought Arrowhead had more up their sleeve. We have seen this scenario play out over and over>big title update>hype begins>update releases and all the content shown in the trailer and promo material is present with maybe 1 day of buildup >people enjoy it for the most part but it clearly seems underbaked>"there has to be more, right? It only makes sense">lollmaoeven>but Arrowhead in their infinite retardation hype people up with dispatch messages way beyond the scope of the actual update>people get genuinely excited and begin to speculate>the entire thing ends on a giant wet fart with zero changes or evolution on the core content of the updateWe are here again.
>>578742650The easydiver does not comprehend that power level has nothing to do with fun.
>>578742774>we get a tank with a turret>it's some retarded french 2 person shitbox>still needs a driver and a gunner
>>578743360betrayal never comes from the enemy too
>>578743021weird lobby is up you just crashed on ussteam says you're offline too
>>578743438honestly i'll take it
>>578743360Friendly Fire isn't.
>>578743216>modern warfare where it's two retards with a joytick killing each other several farms awaythe fact that war is so fucking gay now is honestly gonna do more for peace in our time than a billion activists
>have a good run>server connection lostkill all swedes
The SEAF come in green too?
>>578742000Holy shit: I've never seen AI hallucinations that bad before. Not even a single word there us correct...
Wow i already hate helldivers again and I've only dived bugs once. Crazy that they're unequivocally the worst front.
>>578743849all the sources are reddit of course it is all LARP-tier information
>>578744061Usually it gets PART correct. That's literally completely incorrect. Not a single correct statement.
>>578743416No, contrary to whatever imaginary strawman you've made, I pick people up and ferry them about in my FRV. I'm sorry you're this offended I think the Bastion is both unfun to use, and horrendously boring in regards to balance because it walks over everything.
it's 6am now and I spent the last 5 hours recording and organizing outfit combinations in the name of helldivers /fa/shion and only finished the light armors sectionit took so long because I chose to write down every appealing combination instead of using screencaps and making a collageand I only realized that once I reached the killzone's sniper outfit, because that thing goes well with so many helmets and capes
>>578744441Something I always wanted to do (at least categorize my little larp helldiver units) but am too normie to actually do.Good on you.
Holy balls SEAF bugs are easy
>>578744180what is the fucking point of ai overviewthere is no demand for maybe partially correct information
>>578744441I have like 5-6 favorite armors and just only use those so I see no point in finding fashion combos for everything else.
Unholy cock SEAF bugs are killing me
>no campaign trailer
>>578718687>how it feels to be near tranny>character in pic is canonically a tranny himself
>>578745404ftm trannies aren't real
Did you like our epic illuminate campaign? Of course you did, it was SUPER EPIC hahaha... anyway, more content in november, maybe
>>578740969>delete the entire galactic war>make one planet of each biome available permanentlysounds great
>>578744626To show shareholders/investors that it has a massive use-rate (they do not mention it is on by default and not disable-able)>>578745471I peer-tutored one back in college. Like, back before trannyism was in vogue. Essentially low functioning autist tho. Kicked out of the program after a month.
Maybe try to support devs more instead of sabotaging the product?Donating 20 USD each month would greatly increase quality of game content.
>>578745754but the devs are the ones sabotaging the product
>>578745754Then sell me a battle pass that is actually worth t.
>>578745754Sorry, my monthly 20 USD are going to Umamusume: Pretty Derby, Helldivers gets a topup ONLY when a new warbond drops
>>578745754I would if they released $20 of content a month.I own everything short of the pre-order skins.
>>578742223So if I hook it on a BT im going for a ride?
The joys of not being able to turn your hellpod in cityscapes.
>>578739446Early gigis. Sweden raped the connection.
>>578746542kek
>>578739446dont know whats up with my internet guys sorry for that gg anywayit chips the plating
>>578744441here's my conclusion from my research, hopefully my suffering will help someonekeep in mind I unlocked all armors long ago, and I organized it based on what believed were an excellent combination and this list only includes light armor combinationsif you have a favorite armor, helmet or cape, simply ctrl+f the name of your favorite item and look to see what combinations were used along with itanother important thing, some combinations were made with a certain helmet or cape in mind, for example, there's a green outfit combined with either a blue or yellow helmet, you may need to find the right cape that matches the armor or the helmet, does that make sense?and also catbox's text files are very eye straining so you may want to copy and paste it into another text programhttps://files.catbox.moe/n75924.txt
>>578727357Predator strain dragonfly roach that oviposits eggs into your diver when
>>578744626Robee
>>578746803>Oh noooo, I've been defeated by these huge, hung bugs. I sure hope they don't stuff their ovipositors up into my tight asshole and dump their babies inside of my guts
Lobby doko
>>578733897>Make new helmet that matches with nothing>Follow it up with armour that also doesn't match with anything, including the very helmet it's sharing its design with because fuck youI will bet on this one thing happening
>>578742000Holy misinformation. Both in your retarded statement and the hallucinations going on in that image.Fitting for someone trying to use "media literacy" as a talking point.
>>578716415The only thing that I have some realistic hopium for is the missing new enemy to be added to the event title art.
>>578746771what the hell is this?
>>578746771Get some help, dude.
>>578733063>voidwalker armorwho's gonna tell em?
why are bugs the most awful front
>>578746771based cat turbo-autistic shizoposter
>>578742260lazerpig_screeching.gif
>>578747386solved faction + shitter magnet
I already miss the void guys, it was a great excuse to play squids and now it is a ghost town.
>>578742489I despise bastion divers>dive on a world>intend to enjoy leveraging my loadout vs the enemy>bastion driver pulls up in his cuck mobile>it is rude to flip him off and ignore him>if I get in, then my gameplay is downgraded to a boring rail shooter>it's unlikely to be temporary since the stats on the bastion are overtuned. Riding in the gunner seat will likely waste the entire fucking mission for me, and I won't even have a chance to use my loadout
Lobby sex gaming koko.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243305091845/76561198371599905
>>578747986>tranime lobbyI shan't join.
>>578730957The there is no need to continue keeping expensive carrier groups loitering in the region for no justifiable reason.
>>578747986>anime lobbyI shalt join.
2/4!!!
>>578747739A realistic grunt fantasy would be retarded zoomer helldivers doing fortnite dances in frame as the squid atrocities are documented.
>>578748019>reinforcement farming shitter refuses to join, stop dying, speak in chat, do the objectives and have fun ooh nyooo, anyways
3/4!!!!
FVLL!!!
>HUNT DOWN THE DISSIDENTS BY KILLING BUGShuh
literally what do we get out of this MO? how does finding some nobodies progress the story? what, they're gonna keep sabotaging TCS+? it doesn't even work, what do i care. how the fuck do they even do that.
>>578748650the bugs are dissidents? wtf
>>578748650Anon, use your media literacy powers
>>578730957Shalom rabbi!
>>578747145>>578747169yeah you see it would have been easier to make it a visual reference then worded instructions, sorryI'll make the regular armor and heavy armor ones collages instead, should be way less complicated than what I didexpect maybe later this week? maybe even later todayalso do read the notes I added for the sanctioner set, there's 2 combination in there that I really really liked and will be rocking them in public lobbies
>>578747948just type “i don’t like gunning” instead of resentfully fuming like a woman holy shit
>>578749080NTA, but replying “you could have just said no in a nice way!” is peak woman behaviour Just face the facts chud
>>578736167incendiary grenade and senator are top-tier
>>578749080It's boring nigga, it's three button presses>machine gun>cannon>reload
>>578728684Israel uses them, and look how they're doing against Palestine. Say what you will about Israel, but they make very pretty looking guns. I'm pretty sure the Liberator was based off the Tavors actually.
>>578740129mines only
>>578749418Maybe 2 years ago. Not even mid now unc.
>>578749515>Israel uses them, and look how they're doing against Palestine.Oh wow, the US-backed military state beats a bunch of guerrillas in Toyotas and AKs.>>578749418>SenatorIrrelevant since the bolt pistol dropped.
>>578749515>Israel uses them, and look how they're doing against Palestine.Pooping their diapers and eating shit?
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243308584889/76561198066017633
>>578749515>look how they're doing against palestine trolling online desperately trying to keep MAGA alive because the only thing keeping them afloat is their relationship with america and everyone else hates them?
>>578748976>>578749020>being ugly>doing a communismsounds like dissidence to me
>>578749627Wait, I thought we were saying the US couldn't beat guerrillas?
>>578728684because they seem like a futuristic advancement on the standard rifle, but video game developers are unaware of the problems plaguing them, most notably the triggers typically sucking ass because who would've guessed the trigger being a foot or two ahead of the sear introduces some issueselectronic triggers would fix the issue but every nation is scared of EMP attacks now
>>578749515Bullpups are the ideal service rifle for an army that prioritizes their soldiers cowering in shelters and apcs instead of fighting a peer.
FVLL!!!!
>>578749985I appreciate you using art of adult women, anon.
>>578749627>Irrelevant since the bolt pistol dropped.>an item is shit because something better existsah yes, the shitter sonata. tell us how (You) can only use the Eruptor, Ultimatum, thermite, supply pack, and ONB because everything else is LITERALLY unusable.
>>5787496652/4
>>578750082Attacking guerillas by having to logistically move all your shit halfway across the globe, who are rooted in civilian centers, and having the morals to not blow those civilians up, is the reason the US loses. The difference is that Israel is a rooted next door neighbor, and gives zero shits about bombing civilians or not targeting historical monuments dated back to the days of Christ.
>>578750345>israel>rootedlollmao even
Whats the reward for this campaign?
>>578750439Rooted as in they're stationary and not moving their shit halfway across the planet. Come on, it's very fucking obvious what I meant.
>>5787496653/4
>>578750470Orbital Copium
I think it's been long enough that I can say that the campaign system fucking sucksHorrible idea
>>578750345You know, it's funny how ethics makes you less effective in most fields. You're much more likely to win if you don't care about letting the civilians live, or see them as future combatants who need to be exterminated asap.>>578750439Yeah, aren't Ashkenazis of European descent and are just pretending to be Jewish despite not having any genetic roots to the original 12 tribes?
>>578750241Are you seriously pretending the Eruptor, Ultimatum, Thermites etc. are 11/10s with no alternatives in every scenario?The Bolt Pistol on the other hand IS superior to the Senator in every scenario. Similar ammo pool, more damage, AOE, reloads about the same speed etc. The Bolt Pistol is so good that the Gunslinger armor has made a comeback just because of it, because it helps reduce the massive recoil and speeds up the reload.
>>578750470Probably a reskin. Either Incendiary Gatling Barraged (previously datamined) or Gas Airstrike
>>578750470either the eagle gas strike to keep the TCS theme or the incel FRV I wouldn't count for fire gatling nor any or the other mutated christmas stratagems as they were just modifiersinb4 stalwart battlement
>>578750678No one cares kike.
>>578750470Expendable Anti-Tank 2
>>578730957desu the country was already a blown up shithole.
>>578750693>Incendiary Gatling Barraged (previously datamined)>dataminedcute tourist who wasn't here for the event
miku mikuoo ee oo
>extract where nothing happens (again)>toss minefield stratagem on pubbie's mech>he jumps out and magdumps me with his gl>body blackholes towards him and then squad wipes (integrated explosives)>you have been kicked from the gameBugniggers are no fun
The WASP should have its backpack removed and given a Melta/Epoch style ammo pool.The weapon did not have an ammo pack in Killzone. It has a myriad of downsides to the point the backpack slot being occupied is overkill and hurts the fuck out of the weapon. Imagine this thing used with the Hoverpack.
>>5787496654/4
>>578749515>Say what you will about Israel, but they make very pretty looking guns.Even Hitler-sama blushes at jewish milkers.
>>578751013
>>578750678genetically they're just double italians
>>578751049based integrated explosives kill
>>578751057Keep the backpack and dramatically increase the spare magazine supply
One must wonder why they intentionally made a helmet with no matching armor that doesn't go with anything.
>>578751308>>578751057or just make the missiles not hit the ground out of swedish spite. make them go up vertically for a little bit and then drop down.
>>578751345Wait, is there not gonna be armor to go with it? The helmet is all we get? What?
>>578751345It looks like one of those bad Halo 5 helmets
>>578749515>Israel, but they make very pretty looking guns>stealing, making it even somehow worse and gloat about semitie supremacy (jews are not even semitic)ftfy
>>578749665crash?
>>578751451The Galil looks cool, I don't care if it was stolen from the Russians.
I have only played against the mechanoids since release and am looking to broaden my horizons. what weapons am i to use against the insects and the ETs?
>>578751519from the finns actually
>>578751423Well current campaign doesn't have an armor reward it's a stratagem. Big thing though is read the helmet description >A helmet worn by the pioneering Helldivers who first ventured into the Void. Designed by Super Earth scientists with liberated Illuminate blueprints.Helmets typically just have the same description as their armor set, but this one specifically mentions being a helmet, which implies it has no armor set to take the description from and is a stand alone item.
>>578751607That is fucking ridiculous, what the fuck?
>>578749665back to 3/4 to the anon that dropped
What the heck, the flame sentry is good, and it doesn't kill your teammates (often)?
>>578751662Sorry! Ran out of budget so we couldn't pay Sven to go on 6 months vacation a week later so he can finished the model! Small indie company!
>>5787496653/4 one crashed
>>578751764The flame sentry has been gradually and repeatedly overbuffed and most people are still sleeping on it.>Increased the turn speed>Lowered its cooldown (second fastest cooldown time after the MG sentry)>Made it 90% resistant to fire damage>Increased its range to be the same as the Cremator>Upped its damage to be identical to the Cremator
>>578752073i don't sleep on it because i use it
>>578752073Also has the benefit on confusing the enemies it is shooting.
>>578751345that's what I forgot to sayin my post >>578746771I did also include the new Voidwalker helmet, but their for the light armors at the moment, simply ctrl F voidwalker to see my recommendationsthe voidwalker helmet is not impossible to be made fashionable
>liberate three(4) planets>no DSS
>>578752347Sorry the DSS is busy because the enterity of the void got shoved inside of it
What's better than one Cremator?TWO Cremators!
>>578746771>>578747145Autism or Aorta dissecting amounts of AdderallCall it
>bug mo
>>578752640https://youtu.be/bq_jS6o3OoYBugs hate seeing me with one of those
>>578752073don't care, the Tesla Tower is cooler and more effective at mulching teammates
>>578747986Sweden crashed my pc.
>>578749665full?
Laser-themed armor passive when?
>>578751345armor perks may not be great but I manage to make these
>>578747948>see a tankdiver in his cuckmobile>misclick with my Tank Remover 9000>problem solved
>>578753357Guys stop trying, it's not going to work, we need a blue and white beige armor, we don't have any. The only one that maybe works is the one pre-order armor that's white/blue, the other one not the yoghurt, that's it.
>>578752073The flame sentry and the lumberer flamer both suffer from a problem where the flamer inexplicably inflicts zero damage at point blank range. I'm not sure if the swedes have noticed yet. They keep buffing it despite the problem being the range thing. That's also what makes it relatively safe: it can't hurt you if you are within the eye of the storm.I bet that it used to kill itself early in development, and then a Swede made an undocumented change to give it a close range blindspot to "fix" the issue because making a flamer sentry immune to flame offended their sense of realism. Then they copy pasted the flamer turret to the lumberer. Blind spot and all
What are the chances we get TCS+ bugs this campaign???
>>578753554How about this?
>>578730957>actual goylem plan truster itt
>>578753991HAHA you want a new fucking unit just after you got a MASSSIVE update with whole 2 new units that took 8 months to make?You greedy, greedy piggy! You are trying to rob poor AH blind.
>>578754202Get the fuck out of here
>>578754373what did i do?
>seaf has different cammo on diferent planetsneat
>>578754202If the yellow shoulder lines were blue then we'd be talking
>>578747986>SEAF medic keeps stimming me as I edge the dickleKINOOOOOOOOOOggs
>>578752073I see flame sentry all the time. Only mg and gatling appear more often and gatling is usually because of a personal order.
Laser turret is kinda meh
>>578754560wtf????arrowhead nerf medics and sickle NOW!!!!!!!!!
>>578753920I'm fairly certain the ranged issue on both the flame sentry and lumberer were fixed a few weeks ago.
>>578754560>edge the dickleAnon.... that's not... that's not edging the dickle at all, that's full on retard mode duct taped down mouse dickle gaming.
>>578754707The laser sentry is just cucked, it takes zero advantage of what it is.>doesn't aim for heads like the gun dog or laser dog, with headshots being what lasers excel at>doesn't stop itself from overheating like the laser dogwhat's the fucking point?
>>578754560"You do not play the game"lmao wonder where that retard is now
reminder that squids and bugs are 99% identicalonly bots provide a completely unique front
>>578754707The laser turret has so many spiteful designs about it. >same dps as the laser cannon. >low damage because it is a laser weapon that does not target weakspots.>laser weapon but it does not have infinite ammo. >blows itself up if there are more three enemies around.
>>578755078no cuz bugs actually have heavy armorairburst launcher solos almost the entire squid front
>>578749326You could call him a cunt and tell him to fuck off you don't need to resentfully accommodate your teammates' playstyles at the expense of your own enjoyment.
>>578755078yeah but the war striders exist
>>578755037le efunni superbirth incompetent
>>578743393>Literally HMG with projectile drop>A maximum capacity of 120 shots>Fastest RPM isn't even as fast as the slowest RPM HMG>Fastest RPM's DPS isn't even half of HMG's fastest RPM>All that and it takes up a backpack slotSo it is bad then you retarded fucking nigger.
>>578755162There are so many ways to save it and yet Arrowhead doesn't seem to even remember it exists to bother.>Make it aim for weakspots (it's possible because other automated strats do this)>Stop it from overheating, make it enter a shutdown mode until it recovers>Give it a unique mechanic of having an actually infinite lifespan, make it so that the sentry will not timeout and despawn after two minutes, instead make it so the laser sentry sticks around indefinitely up until you call in another one
people seem a lot less forgiving of TKs lately. like it's reached that point of a co-op shooter's life where you have those pubs freak out if a single mistake is made, like when people don't know the secret rules of mann vs machine
>>578755078that can't be true, squids are actually fun to fight!
>>578755037is not meh it's complete dogshit i really don't understand AH giving some weapons such shitty trade offs that they become unusable
>>578755585mann vs machine?
>>578755162All turrets aim for the head my dude...so do all the rovers.
I'm so fucking tired of grinding for SC bros.has anyone been b& for cheating it in? did you cheat SC?I need more SC and I can't do difficulty 1 missions anymore like I get physically sick.
>>578755078Bots are heavy rangedBugs are heavy meleeSquids are the only well rounded faction
>>578755691The laser sentry very blatantly aims center mass, my nigga. This is why like three people have said this.
>>578755745>b& for cheating SCNot that I've seen, but the sc cheaters all moved into private discord communities or left out of frustration with the game.
>>578755745I futureproofed myself by cheating in like 30k SC six months ago or so.Never got banned.
>>578755670team fortress 2's tower defense co-op mode it has special missions that you have to pay to be able to play which iirc give you cosmetics for completing- and it's infamous for being impenetrable to new players because there's basically a community code of conduct where you have to follow certain patterns of play or you're instantly kicked
>>578755691Not the laser sentry lol. The one sentry you really want to aim for the head.
>>578730957Just here to laugh at you.>and then leftAnd laugh hard.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243315807244/76561198994365851commando ops on matar because bugs fuckin suck dick
guys, check the void right fucking now
>>578756075there is no void
>go back to bug front>met with two (2) headless retards (literal)and here I thought I was done seeing these crutchfags.
Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
>>578756120check again retard
>>578755948I only play that with my friends or boot camp. I have no interest playing with people who take themselves very serious to get cosmetics for a dead game.
>>578730957>At least they didn't do another Afghanistan.This is in fact a bigger boondoggle. Afghanistan didn't end their conflict in a far stronger political position poised to essentially make billions on trade. Now that Iran knows they have the power to halt trade in the strait the cat is out of the bag.
>>578755750Squids are the bullet sponge faction. Every squid unit uses gimmicks like shields, ablative armor, expendable limbs and slow bleed outs to maximize the amount of damage absorbed.
>>578736281I knew Adreno-Defib was fucked, but what's wrong with Rock Solid?
>>578756717despite what you might feel, ragdoll putting you prone saves you from explosions more often than not
>>578756196there is nothing there
>>578756649>Somewhere I Belong blasts at full volume as I throw myself into a sea of enemies with an Hellbomb pack
>>578756127post good mods
>>578756717ragdolled state = prone state, which very highly reduces all damage taken.you rarely go ragdoll = more often you just die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhEnjxYLBYo&list=RDBhEnjxYLBYo
>>578749665OverGG Anons may we fight with the SEAF again
>>578749665Thanks for hosting, anon!Seafies being on bugs was a pleasant surprise, absolutely loved holding the flag with them and stimming them along to keep them going. I'll follow-up with a clip of my airburst unfortunately taking out some of the ones next to me in a bit, but have this wonderful screenshot.
>>578757074>troontrakillHELL. NO.
>>578757074hell yeah finally real femboy divers with vibrators linked to my real vibrator
>>578757074HELLDIVERS 2 X HELLDIVERS: DIVE HARDER LEGENDARY WARBOND
>RS-89 Shadow ParagonI am the objective whore now, holy shit, unless you tbag enemies in da face they won't even spare a glance at you
>>578757203SEAF forces have made this game feel a lot more like a battlefieldits kino
>>578757074ew no heldivers x undertale ahh warbond
>>578711430It really is good. Stands out on Predator Strain too.
>>578757027>Somewhere I BelongBased, but I'm more of a Don't Stay kind of person.https://youtu.be/oWfGOVWrueo
>>578757074Helldivers X Half Lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMZUAH2_oek
>>578749665
Template for the intrigued
>return to bugfront>runfaggotry is even worse than I remember>bugs seem even less aggressive than usual>saw more regular chargers than charger behemoths>no biletitans because hurr roach = no bile titansSomething seriously needs to be done about the (non-) difficulty in this game.
i still can't believe justice anon is dead
>>5787496653
>>578757207
This would save the game>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YExL2ilCMLs
>>578758008>Halo cross-over months old>still no viable way to flip over FRV
Cultists at Gamescom
>>578758395super copium
Nissan Stanza FRV soon bros
>>578758521What cope do you have lined up for when they drop before/during christmas
>>578758647OH MY GOD YOU ARE CRAZY! SMURFS DON'T LAY EGGS!
>>578758864They got 1 female servicing a large group of males
>>578758002>Mogged Justice spammer>Mogged Diligence in the hands of everybody who can aim
>>578758864Ogopogo.
>>578758647>we get full mark 5 hench suitthat'd be dope, ngl
Lobby Status?
>>578758974Papa smurf has a frigging beard, they're mammals!
>>578758002i miss seeing justice
>>578759108devoid of lobbies
>>578759108finn sex
>>578759108Please hold off on making lobbies for about thirty minutes so I can eat lunch.
The supply-FRV's turret exists solely to kill (you).
>>578759346Swear theres always a nigga taking a shit or having to eatWe gotta DROP
>already wrapped up the void>get a bug MO that looks pretty much unwinnable from the get goReally kills the drive to play the game honestly
>>578759119Please she'd be in estrus 24/7
>>578758521>clipIf (you) throw a tantrum because that happens, you are playing the wrong game, that's funny as fuck. Not saying you do OP
>>578717024Giga hive guards will be the war striders of the bug front and we will have constant complaints from both sloptubers and /hdg/ about it, as well as bad faith arguments of "lower the difficulty" and "just bring more AT bro"
>>578759767We need to stop winning MOs. We keep fighting on the same planets over and over again because the enemies aren't taking our planets and they have so few that we can't really take any of there's without eradicating them. If the squids hadn't launched four simultaneous invasions near the end of the void, they would have five planets. The bots have like a dozen planets.
>bugfuckers can't even do the MO rightlmao
>>578759423You've pissed off the machine spirit by flipping it upside down!
>>578755514It really seems like those two jokers that do the balance passes spend like, an afternoon fucking around with numbers once every 3 months. They don't go through and look at the ACTUAL dogshit stratagems and weapons.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243320757342/76561198008364447buggy boos
>>578760087What no DSS does to bugchasers.
Has anyone seen the predator strain...?
>>578760095Shoot the pelican then!
>>578760458As of right now they are at Gar Haren
>>578760458right now it's on reddit
stratas for this feel
You are in fact gay on phact bay
>>578760458>Whenever Predator Strain isn't in play, all of the other subfactions should ask "Hey, where's Predator Strain?"
>>578758647IGNORE ME!!!!!!
>>578760087>Gacrux alone would take one day and a half if all bugfuckers joined forces>it's the easiest planet to take out of the three, and you need to liberate an additional fourth for the third planetAt least make winning the MO believable, you incompetent fucking swedes
>>578760683Recoilless Rifle>it's big>it's black>it shoots big loads>faggots line up to slobber all over it
>>578760562>predditors on a swamp planeti don't think the gas dog and libconc are going to cut it this time
>>578758647>get the shitty monarch dart gun as a primarywould be great
>>578760352full or scrapped
>>578760683SEAF stratagem which we will be getting this MO
Honestly all this outsourced content seems like a ploy to get the company into debt
>>578761063blocked
>>578758647>Team Venture color palletes>Monarch themed armor>Col. Gentleman cape>weapon stratagem that's just HelPr concerted into a gun of some kind>Brock Samson mullet helmetI can dig it
>>578761196Super store armor is a Venturion armor.
>>578758647>title: Blacklumanate Hunter>"oh, so that's to say that you only target African-American Illuminate?">"no, sometimes I hunt SEASSEAN Illuminate. They dont have an Africa on literally any planet but Super Earth!"
>>578761196>>578761510>nothing for Order of the Triad brosGoddamn swiggers......
>>578760858With an optimistic estimate of 50% of the playerbase focusing one planet at a time (lmao, implying bugfags can coordinate) and each planet's HP and resistance rate:>Gacrux>1m HP>1% resistance25 hours>Gar Haren>1m HP>2% resistance33 hours>Gatria>1.5m HP>0.67% resistance34.5 hours>Luxuriant>2m HP>1.25% resistance80 hours>Total time172.5 hours (the MO is 144 hours long, btw)Literally impossible unless Joel reduces planet HP or resistance during the MO.
>bug filler
>I'm diving with this many Venture Bros brosThe world is healing
>dropped my headphones into the gravybwehs..
>>578761196>weapon stratagem that's just HelPr concerted into a gun of some kindNah, just make it strait up bring HelPr down in his own hellpod to act as a fifth squad member for the ten seconds he'll actually stay alive once he pops out
>censor>bolt pistolname a better duo
>>578761846>having food near your computerdeserved.
>>578761979I like eating at the computer so I can talk with you guys :3
>>578762101Fag
>Arc Thrower>AP 7 (seven)>Anti-Tank III>wet noodle damagewhyfor what purposewhen AH made it what did they imagine you would be using it to do?
>>578762101>eating and talkingrude
>>578762158it's a weapon from a time where the toughest enemy you could fight was a hulk and ammo economy was actually important
It's time once again for Bot Cope and Wishes in my Deepest Dreams.>all bots have their accuracy increased slightly >trooper spawn rate increased, with AI updates to have them stick together in small groups>they're faster and have the Cyborg AI to take cover.>Base Devastators arm cannon replaced with the MG trooper's weapon and firing pattern, beef up the firing noise. >Hulks return to AV5 on higher difficulties>War Striders have an added light gun attack between their ragdoll cannons and the grenades. >add an up-armored and more heavily armed Factory Strider that pumps out up-armored Heavy and Rocket Devastators much more frequently. >give the gunships an ability to do a Stingray-like strafing run, and increase their speed and manuvering to make it harder to hit them>make the tanks spawn more often and in greater numbers >give the Barrager tank AI to stay far away and actually try to bombard you, but in return make the rockets easier to see and telegraphed >add mobile artillery that the troopers push around and set up in the back lines>add a Cyborg variant that can call in air strikes or other stratagem-like abilities.>decrease spawn rate of the Radicals and make them flank rather than push directly (rush down bots BAD)>make the AI of Agitated bots more closely follow their leader and make them far more accurate>revert most of the Vox Engine health nerfs, but add the center head as a weakpoint requiring 3 RR shots. Properly balance their spawn rates.There's more. I want to be in control of the bots. I could do so much with them. In a dream, another life...
>>578762774>add the center head as a weakpoint requiring 3 RR shots.it literally has always been the case both BEFORE and AFTER nerfs
>>578758329Sir, your loyalist?
>>578761873HelPr! Kill Hitler!
>>578762854Wrong.
Nani!?The other way around??
>>578762950kek
>>578762927>No, you can't kill Hitler! I love Hitler, and Hitler loves me!Television peaked here
>fight ze bugz>stim>15 seconds later, get dropped to 1hp despite there being no enemies around>stim again>get dropped to half hp 10 seconds later>do nothing>health goes back up to 75%>still no enemies aroundIs there anything that works in this fucking game aside from the malicious coding?
>>578763539>join a desynced lobby>shit your pants and cry
why are there 36000 divers on acamar
>>578763148Fortnite had a whole event ready to go but AH told them no
>>578763539you probably got shot by SEAFand then stimmed by a SEAF, the medics have stim pistols and are programmed to always try to stim you if your health is any percentage below full
>>578763539>kick/block chinks on sight>no problemshmm
>>578763614Unlike you, I host all of my games, I don't play on baby mode.
>>578763806That was back when AH thought they were hot shit Now they'd beg for Fortnite funny money
New>>578764226>>578764226>>578764226
>>578763812>the only one you're allowed to headpat is your ship master>if you doN't like your democracy officer you can give him sandwiches until he dies
>>578763812>>578763148>>578762950HOLY SHIT GUYS CHECK THE ANNOUNCEMENTS
>>578763783bugchasers don't know how to read
>>578762774Increase their detection/aggro range too? There are so many times where I just walk up to the bot MG emplacements and they don't start shooting until I'm within 50m, and it's not just them but the whole faction seems to just wait around and do nothing while Helldivers are sprinting in full view of all their supposed ranged sightlines.
>>578730957LMAO
>>578764365heh, I knew it. >>578758327
>>578731475>actual objectiveinfinite war because it's infinite money
>>578730957https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sKJfzUxF6Y
>level 100<>anything below hell commander or the jokeshit arrowhead-mandated reddit funny Private titles
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243327005873/76561198126520852Lobby!
>>578766901Such a cool old-man character design, though I have not read enough into the story to know what happened to the G&K's big cheese. Surely hopefully he lives into the 2nd game.
>>578721262I support is cause it's one of my favourite games ever.I guess the hammer is a grenadesword already, but the armour could look sick as fuck
