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Machan HATE
>>578690365>compensating connor
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
If you have Curren you don't need that whore Machan btw
>>578690812GIVE HER TO ME NOWWWWWWW I NEED TO BLOW 600 ROLL TOTAL IN BOTH UMA AND CARD BANNERS
Tachyon LOVE
>>578690951But you need 3 Umas for a team?
Genius LOVE
I don't have curren. I won't pull for machan. I don't need them. I have a vast, oceanic soul and these BITCHES mean nothing to me.
>>578690951that's true. I have Curretesan (cute!) and I don't need MachanI really want, Machan, however
4 and i die7 and its from being raped to death by mob umamusumes77 and its raped to death by palmer
>HRT Henry>Jobber Jerry>Doxxed DenisAKA Umama
are 30 tp careers going to change your clanker habits?
>>578691074nyop
You ever not eat all day and then go for a moderately sized dinner only to suddenly feel stuffed before you finish half of it so you take it home and then have to shit and when you finally shit you're hungry all over againUma musume
I need to Ruby to hold me...
Grass kissu
>>578691032Maruzensky and Falco exist
>
Will people remember Machan if I cum deep inside of her womb?
>>578691074Will probably reroll less often
>>5786910587 and you live a long and happy life with Palmer, 4 and I take all of your bad luck instead, anything else and the thread is orange preserves on toast
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/zWamzYhttps://jiggie.fun/zWamzY
Cousin fucker Epi!
>Didn't even bother updating the banners in the OPDogshit thread
>>578684615someone sign this guy's email up for porn mags
>mindbroken michael
>>578691234shut up whale
>>578691140Urara wouldn't dance like this
So is it true Machan's story is pretty good? Will /uma/ be skipping like they do all career stories these days?
Fuji Kiseki
Which anon owes me sex?
>>578691249>implying I'm not already signed in
>>578691234I can tell you what they are if you want
>>578691074I guess yeah, I will just stop slamming pots
>>57869133590s ISDN quality
>>578691223You can tell that this was made before epi came out because she's the creeped out one and not the other way around. fucking pervert
>>578691357I only ever owe my clubbies sex for being so nice to me <3
>>578691214Fukuposters are so selfless.. we don't deserve them
>>578691360add this post number to the pastebin right now to prove it's you
>>578691214wow thats a lot of bad luck good luck with that err i mean bad luck
>>578691341objectively mid, but emotional faggots will say it's good because BWAAAAAHHHH SHE TRIED TO KILL HERSELF BUT YOU SAVED HER BWAAAAHHHH
>>578691586ugly
>>578691541Nothing can be objectively mid because "mid" is not a word. This is an English-language board.
>>578691341All of my first play throughs aren’t skipped.
What was the point of the Rudolf leg cross scene in CinGray? What did it add to the story?
ryan LOVE
>>578691541https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx8RT4PoYYsI'm a keyfag, what can I say
>>578691482check it
Say. her. name.
>>578691541machan sad seems forced im going to skip
Who dis
>>578691780Norn Ace.
How much stamina for a front?
>>578691720only spechud for you
>>578691780norn sexo
>>578691780>fake fan
>>578691654
>>578691626>
Will Buena Vista ever give Spe one G1 winning grandkid?
I heard Machan's trainer is the GOAT of the trainers and fully deserving of Machan's love.
Satono DIamon's sleeve
post THAT norn picture. You know the one.
>>578692089
>>578692089No.
>>578692026i want to be sleeved
They should make a maruzensky anime
>>578691734her. name.
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/zWamzY>https://jiggie.fun/zWamzYhttps://jiggie.fun/zWamzY>https://jiggie.fun/zWamzYhttps://jiggie.fun/zWamzY
>>578692197Just nutted to satone sloppa with a slingshot bikiniIt's so over
>>578692259god damn look at how big her titties are
>>578692289you win
>>578692289>no THAT versioncoward
>>578692334Imagine Oguri Cap waking up in the middle of the night and taking a big bite outta 'em.
Why is it always old man cock, is it really that good?
>>578690812Keep saving>>578692289Nice!
you will pull for machan and you will be happy
>>578692259Mare superiority.
>>578692375link im lazy
>>578692375wait I wanna see THAT version
>>578692449It's ojisan cock, and if you're older than 20, you're already an ojisan anon..
>>578692464Just make a jp account at this point
>>578692445oguri canonically has never once bitten anyone due to mistaking them for food
>>578692529shut up incel righoid
8 and you get raped
very cool maya, thank you
people say my umawife is for ojisans but I'm 35 so they're literally just saying she's for me
>>578692026>>578692197>Dia covers your face with her sleeve in the middle of the "officially sanctioned by the Satono house" daily sex>instantly cumthis junior division student will be the end of me and yet I feel like not doing anything against that
>>578692572rig...hoid?
>>578692464>pulling for Ai Speed>when it gets powercrept by Efforia
>>578692540That's why I said IMAGINE. You the type of motherfucker to say "But I had breakfast this morning" when someone asks you how you would feel if you DIDN"T have breakfast?
>>578692464you can just skip groove and dia they get gigamogged by the new anni speed
>>578692631the fact of the matter is that all uma are into age gaps, it's just a question of how big.
>>578692563>will never have a CB wife
>>5786925827 and nobody in this thread gets raped, 4 and I am perpetually raped, anything else and the thread is blackberry jam on toast
>>578692614VERY USABLE, thank you Maya-chan!
>>578692685>my wife once again moggedtawakebros....
>>578692314>>578692289>>578692224>>578692145>>578692259I can't take it anymorewhat is the most norn ace playable umajordan is too retarded
rape roll0 mihonbon2 verxina3 natie7 matfuck8 copaother numbers: director
>>578692682why would i want to do that
>>578692682I've heard there are two kinds of people that can't imagine hypotethical scenarios...Anon just outed himself as a woman or brown
>>578692606This artist... Is it who I think it is..
>>578692765raping fuku and fukufags at the sake time
>>578692805idk probably palma
>>578692738But you can have a wife with a cheese burger pocket.
>>578692856I will walk you home roughly
>>578692871truu
are we still pretending that epipi is ugly
>>578693051Ugly on the inside.
anyone else buying the lawson bannersits literally every character
7 and we all forget machan
>>578693051I like her, looks more boy oriented too which we need more of. I hope that suit she wears is real
getting raped by roll0 machan1 dia2 flash3 grass4 ardan5 golshi6 kris s7 groove8 hishiama9 fuji
>>578692909I don't get what you're trying to convey. sure, why not?>>578693051built for rape correction.
>>578693120no I don't need cheap plastic junk
How do I cope with the fact that I am slowly becoming animesexual and real women attract me less and less every year
>>578693193bwo... your character shrine...
0 and you remember Machan
>>578693214You’re in the soup I’m afraid, your wizard powers will come shortly unless you lost them already
>>578693051She's not in the version of the game that sane people play yet, so only idiots are even talking about her. Of course you're saying stupid things about her.
>>578693257nta but I only have 'series' shrines
>>578693185
>>578691654>a caring, kind, cute uma who's fun to be aroundAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>578693183 (me)dear god why is it always her
>>578693214Nothing worthwhile in 3D anyway
>>578693183I want to roll on this, too.
7 and you will pull for aston machan4 and you pull for machan and you have to pityanything else and i jack off to norn aces titties
>>578693374Spechan, calm down and just let it happen
i only buy plushiesmy plushy shipment recently went through narita airport
>>578693183Imagine Kris S deciding to have her way with you
7 and Oguri vores everyone itt or something
>>578692685>>578692667Oh its announced already, thats great, its hard to skip Groove since its paired with Fine Motion.But think about itAi, Teio, Efforia (sprint/mile)Teio, Efforia, Groove (medium)Teio, Efforia, Dia (long)
You will stop rolling for 7s without an actual negative
>>578693472Kris S canonically has never once just taken someone against their will
>>578693502You will not be using 3 speed cards by then
>>578693467i wish i could buy more ryan plushies. luckily custom makers got me covered
>>578693051Epi is ugly if you compare her to to his son and daughter.
>>578693183I would be DELIGHTED if any of those decided to raped me
>>578693576woah custom plushies send pics
>>578692772>looks inside>cookie cutter front skillswhy it's always Frontsissies who loooooop. I'm yet to see something impressive from Pace Chudders and Late Cucks. Endkeks are just dead in a ditch.
What the fuck is going on
>>578692464why not create a JP account, instead? wouldn't that be more fun, and you could still get most of those umas.
>>578693472idk how her relationship with her trainer is in the story but I would piss myself out of fear
>>578693626>pace chuddersnothing worthy to loop on. It's not very impressive to loop 1 or 2 skills you need>latekeksall they do is gambamax with accels. Late players are generally pretty lazy because of that
>>578693578i like the fake mejiro
stop forcing 7s
>>578693578would cum in everyone except speugly
>>578693561W-Where did she go??
>>578693783+4 WIT
>>578693714Doesn’t pace have the most stuff you’d want to loop since you want head on and pace stuff but also want groundwork for pace promotions?
six
With this 7, one random anon gets extremely blessed and all my future rolls are forced to spark.
>>578693783Shiraoki-sama took her, may we all be so lucky
>>578693676Isnt it fucked once Hachimi is banned due to Overseer abuse thanks to Swagsweepino?
>>578693839overseer is useless garbage it actually does nothing
>>5786937407 and I get a 7
>>578693626>cookie cutter front skillsdoes this have a positive or negative connotation
>>578693740>>578693561Begone Fukuposters
>>578692738yeah not with THAT attitude. 101 days until CB arrives!
>>578693612the fumos of ryan in her racewear and valentines alt i got from tosiphus on instagram, the tracen academy outfit i got from cherries on twitter, the casual outfit one i got from hujeon on twitter, the crocheted ryan i got from crochetbydaiz on twitter and the two lil chibis i got on etsyall were really easy to commission
>>578693578yeah. but epi kinda looks like a guy. and dresses like one too. and I like that. different tastes or something along those lines.
>>578693626>paceHead-on, then only power matters>lateOnly power matters>lateOnly power matters You at worst need 1 specific skill for a specific race and after that you throw in whatever because pump and beyond win you the race
>>578692648
>>578693924
>>578693341post it
>>578693923
>>578693814>head onthat's literally it, it's 1 skill>groundworkvery gambly, not every pace wants to be promotedNothing ever tops Fronts for amount of loop autism needed, and they NEED the loopas or they just lose to a minimum effort pace/late/end
>>578693214I'm already there, not interested in real girls, only umas.
>>578693924I should impregnate that ASAP
>>578693945For me, it's the thought of satisfaction from breaking down her boyish rizzmaster attitude when my cum is running down her legs and she can't keep her legs straight.
>>578693927soul
Bed breaking sex with Curren Chan
>>578693924She needs some more meat on her bones.
>>578693626Late loopa is mostly generic skills220123440
>>578693626I dont sneed anything more than 8* head on for every distance
>>578694050I will once I'm done renovating my space (prolly not here tho)
Why is Palmer the only Mejiro with 0% wit growth?
>>578694183lanky tomboys are fine too, not every uma needs to be perfection incarnate like Ardan or thicc like Gentildonna and Super Creek
>>578694213you fucker you made me think that was a cm room codewith this 7 i smite you to pull to pity from hereon out
>>578694225Why not and what series?
>>578694341>or thicc like Gentildonna and Super CreekWhen I think thicc Umas I think Pandora, personally
>>578694328Palmer purposefully walks with the brain damaged
>>578694341
>>578694363Practice partner code7 and you feel itchy
>>578694545jokes on you im ALWAYS itchyi hate eczema
>>578694445I'd put her in the same category as Ardan, albeit slightly larger breasts so not quite as proportional. This is what I imagine when I contemplate thicc
>>578693214doesnt matter for me 3dp are not interested
7 and every poster will agemasen distance S today
>>5786945837 and your eczema is cured, but the itch remains
>>578694583mosturize yourself bwo
>>578694114I was writing what I wanted to do her but I very quickly got carried away so instead, I'm just gonna say that I agree with you. I need to calm down. This boy makes me feel feral
>>578694610her too
>>578693051her eyes are somehoe more obnoxious than almond whore's
Eh, I'm sure it'll hold.
There are many skills which have a little circle at the end of their name. Most can be upgraded to a double circle version but there are some exceptions, can you name them?
>>578694610I dunno I've been doing her career lately and she just seems like she's on the thicker side relative to most Umas
>>578694886Yes
>>578694886maybe
>>578694886the falco skillthe most circle skill of all
>>578694902lewd mare bloomer
i can pull. good
Oh god, Cygames owns CyFoods that owns a Drive-in Tori franchise.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L682O6tX9Xk
>>578693923Shiraoki-sama allows me to live another day, thus I shall sing her praises
Sloppy kisses with CB
>>578694902you might be right, her swimsuit is really 90% of what I've seen, might be distorting my perception, slightly
>>578694886just to spite you
>>578695113I would have missed Down in the DirtGomen, Faruko
Do people just not post rooms in thread anymore?
>>578693665I like this image
>>578695207It's against the rules now. We are required to say important things about EPIPEN and FUSAPAN only.
>>578695010where can i find this?
>>578695207Lemon cucked n left >>578662640Other hosters too sissy and weak
>>578695348https://umacaratcalculator.com/
>>578695348handsome henry carat calculator
>>578695207I'm looooooooooping so my aces aren't the tippy top (also playing other games)but here 87886700
UMAZING!https://fixupx.com/CoronasLaurelF1/status/2092037430475907454?s=20
>>578694069
>>578695207Rooms are for losers
>>578693626Hi
>>578695485>t. 40% WR latecuck
Leftover barbecue beef rib over rice
>>578693626I'm just targetting racing spirit stamina and power
>>578695652Powerful
>>578695441>looptard
>>578695441runaway hate
>>578695780>triple frontingbwo you need a runaway counter
>>578695937idk sometimes they catch up and sometimes they don't
>>578695113>>578695193I was going to mention that there are four right now but I thought that would have been too easy
>>578695780See >>578684275 as to what that Suzuka has done to frontrunner lobbies.
>>578690812I WILL wear the mascot costumeI WILL hand pamphlets of her appearance, name and careerI WILL draw manga featuring herI WILL record our sex tapes and release them onlineANYTHING to make everyone remember Aston Machan
Is this hors finally the heterosexual virgin bride I have been dying for? Am I just getting baited again?
>>578695937whats a runaway counter
>>578696064who?
>>578696145you run one yourself so they explode
>>578696064
Am I supposed to just run double dominators if I got a passable ace?
>>578696101Open the door and find out.
>>578696145either a pace/backliner that doesn't care about angling cucking or another niger so they mutually explode
>>578696247please do lol
>>578696174but if theres no other runaway it will make your fronts useless
>>578696240My dober wins like 70% of rooms and I only have one domintaor the other one is >>578695780The top suzuka to cuck fronrunners.
>>578696240Tag yourself bestiesI'm Rickey here
>>578696101Only if you accept that she wants a heterosexual foursome with vodka and daiwa where she’ll do all the heterosexual work
>>578696240
>>578696240>>578696330
>>578696318Meant for this bozo >>578696247
>>578695943
>>578695652impressive number of scenario only sparks
>>578694886Lone Wolf!
>>578696240>dirters on the ground
Everywhere I go I see her face
>>578696054It's a bit hard right now to get a somewhat reliable early overtake setup like ramp up thh slipstream cacao to counter runaway, without it fronts need their mid race suite to fire early.Falco and Bourbon should have an easier time overtaking them I guess
>>578696314not necessarily, it still creates space between them and the backliners. and as said if they catch up it's basically gg for the lobby
tomakomai
>>578696264I am open-doored>>578696354Noooooo I am hoping for monogamous girlwife
>>578696512might you be a man who is youthful and small in stature, perchance?
>>578696474RAPE MEEEEEEE CB!!!!!!!!!!
>>578696510>dirters on turfFTFY
I wish there was an Umamusume for me, a young elementary school boy.
>>578696502TEAM SLEEVE!
>>578696608Alas
Are we CB posting?
>>578696671heyyy
>>578696576She’s a big girl
>>578696730
>>578696548but then why do you care if someone else brings a runaway? runaways rarely actually win
>>578696730If by CB you mean Cheese Burger, then yeah.
>there are nonnies ITT who will brick themselves on me very soon
mr cock ball lol
>>578696240when next movie
>>578696849
I am reading Yaeno Muteki's career story for the first time.
>>578696881bricking up inside Maruzensky
>>578696671
>>578696730>>578696841
You are not immune to plain looking umamusume
Do debuffers stop being relevant in future CMs? I don't see them in JP
>>578697098Logotype is very cute, I'm looking forward to learning more about her.
>>578697098so plain...
>>578697098i like ayabby and i like logotype...do i have a logotype?
>>578697147cygames dont know how to balance the game so they just disallowed them outright
>>578697147They banned debuffs from CM and stopped releasing them
>>578697098>>578697323plain looking girls da best
>>578696739>enveloped by Rickey's well endowed bodyHow do you not go crazy from this
>>578697098Plain girls are the absolute best
Hrm, apparently I have zero CB images.But she undeniably wicked hot.
>>578697070Mating press
>>578697349>>578697348what?????????????why?
>>578697147The upcoming mile CM for JP doesn't have debuff bans. You know what that means
>>578697482because debuffs are a nigger's strategy
>>578697482i told you why, they don't know how to balance
>>578697454marriagebaby makinglots of lovey dovey sex
>>578697554facts
>>578697482Probably because they realized having horse races where 2/3 of the horses are only there to stare menacingly at other horses is ridiculous
>>578697482Because if you ever used a debuffer you should kill yourself
don't open
>>578697650What if I only used them during the first Taurus
3 cool facts about tomakomai
>>578697750Ow
>>578697580Make daughter with CB
>>578697850the DREAM
>>578697886i was reincarnated as an invisible seat
>>578697482running debuffers that have no intention of winning the race is against the spirit of the game EVERY UMA IS A QUEEN
LA CREATURA
tarumae is such a funny character, without any context she feels like a character from a small countryside town who wants to put it on the map and then you look up tomakomai and it's one of japan's most prominent industrial cities
>>578697482Because debuffs are retarded and the idea was that your ace was going to have a debuff so that she can clitch in a critical moment, not the faggotry you see in CMs where 2/3 horses exist purely to use debuffs and never win. It trivialises the game
>>578697998she looks AI generated
>>578698016Does Detroit have a good reputation
>It was later announced that Aston Machan had developed colitis-X and was hospitalized at Ritto Training Center Racehorse Clinic. Aston Machan did not recover, and after a lengthy battle, she passed away from acute heart failure on April 21st, 2008.>Colitis-X is a term used for colitis cases in which no definitive diagnosis can be made and the horse dies. Clinical signs include sudden, watery diarrhea that is usually accompanied by symptoms of hypovolemic shock and usually leads to death in 3 to 48 hours, usually in less than 24 hours. Other clinical signs include tachycardia, tachypnea, and a weak pulse. Marked depression is present. An explosive diarrhea develops, resulting in extreme dehydration. Hypovolemic and endotoxic shock are manifest by increased capillary refill time, congested or cyanotic (purplish) mucous membranes, and cold extremities. While there may initially be a fever, temperature usually returns to normal.mystery disease
>>578698016She is kinda bitchy and annoying in Rickey’s campaign
>>578698020>>578697978>>578697650>>578697616yea but building 3 aces capable of winning is way more time consuming and paypig oriented rather than building 1 ace and 2 debuffers
Stupid Cute Pomeranian
>>578697482There's "I gave my Uma one debuff to go from 2nd or 3rd to 1st" which is what I think they intended, and the average person looked at it and went "I built 2 Umas with every single debuff available specifically to get the 3rd Uma I entered into first". People like the former, but don't like the latter
You run 16 loops, and what do you get?Another glued uma, and deeper in debtTazuna don't call me, 'cause I can't pullSpent all my carets on the clanker auto...
>>578697482Piggies complained about itThey can't just get easy wins with debuffers aroundCan't have that...
>>578698246
>>578698089well yeah that's the funny part, imagine if a cute anime girl was like "i want to show everyone how beautiful my hometown of detroit is >_<"
>>578697349>>578697348debuff ban has only been in 2 cms so far
>>578698417>moraltardinsufferable and poor
>>578698242the game is pvpif it's time consuming for you it's time consuming for everyone. No, debuffers do not change the fact that you lose to paypigs.
>>578698417retard
>>578698242No, playing the game is not “paypig oriented” you stupid faggot. If you don’t like the gameplay you should probably leave
>>578698427>Rustler-chan, we won the hot spring ticket!!! An action packed trip for two to Detroit!!
>>578698427The hidden nasty side of her character makes a lot more sense now
>>578698089Nothing in the rust belt has a good reputation
>actually completely deleting a playstyle is good and based because you are a retard and i said sorumao
>play>styleit's neither of those
>>>>>>>>>>>playstyle
debuffcucks are deranged
Umas should only be able to be entered into finals if they have at least 1 win during rounds. There, I fixed the issue. Just make a debuffer that can also win. After all, why should a 0 win uma make it to the finals?
>>578698660>A playstyle Why are you talking about it like it's a class in an MMO or a combat type in a fighting game...
>>578697349>They banned debuffs from CM and stopped releasing themi made this up during unity and i can't believe it's still being parroted as truth
>>578698660The playstyle doesn’t exist
>>578698813that locks out people who remake aces but yeah it's overall not a big issue
>aston machan bannerHUGE day for annoying people
>>578698880That's me, i'm the annoying people
>>578698464>poorProving my point here...
I will daily
I CANT STOP LOOOOOPIN HEEEEEEEEELP
>>578698880Hi
>>578698878Make it so that if you have 1 win on the uma you can enter any copy of it then,But also remaking is gay
>>578698880hey
>>578698880
machan might have the most touristy fanbase because her gimmick attracts the mascot horror zoomers
>>578698984back to the psych ward where you belong, brokie
>open club chat>they're ERPing>they've been ERPing for over six hours
We are all skipping machang for the support card banner.
debuffcucks be like "uhhhh it helps me beat piggies tho" and then cuck other f2ps out of winning while still losing to piggies anyway
>>578699170At least I'm not a tranny like you
>>578699284umadashbwos..
>>578699165what does this even mean
Machannation, we're bringing her to Finals, right?
>>578699291True
>>578699332she stares at the audience, she's basically one of those haunted sonic.exe anti-piracy screens
>>578699284>>578699324>Shana's subscriber benefits...
>>578699332she's analog horror the uma
>>578699284>open clubchat>It's realUma&co bwos...
I Hongry
>>578699284
>>578699291Everyone has had MLB FM for over half a year now and every frontnigga pulled for maru speed on the first banner
>>578699436>>578699405she's just trying to appear in frame, not trying to be creepy, this is a dumb comparison
>>578699170Special Week genuinely looks like a little piggy when her ears do that thingLittle piggy
>>578699436>>578699558What's up with Machan anyway? Never really paid any attention to her.
Zero is where the center stands.
>>578699558yeah but she gets mischaracterized all the time as having spooky powers (same way as people think agnes is a dommy mommy)
>>578699405
>>578699654IRL she was supposed to be the big 3 mares alongisde vodka and scarlet but she died young and ended up forgotten
>>578699487GOD SHE IS SO FUCKING CUTE
dont' call them agnes bro
>>578699654She's barely in the game yet. Why would you have paid attention to her?
>>578699496Such a cute couple
>>578699793I don't know anon, everyone seems to be aware of her gimmick but they're talking in riddles.
>>578699302mhm, totally not seething with jealousy or anything~
>>578690921>>578691121>>578695767Wife
>>578699854Those aren't people though, they're just 4chan memebots. You're supposed to ignore them.
>>578699793Doesn't she expressly not appear in the game until you pull her?
>>578699574she 'ute
>>578699991her gimmick is that she wants to be remembered and not forgotten so she appears as much as possible
>>578699991She's in the game now, in at least one story scene.
It has been three threads in a row of seething over buhis paying to have fun in the game. Stop being a poorfag and caring what others do with their money. Literally no one cares.
>>578700212Yes but execute all debuffers
>>578700212No it hasn't.
>>578700212The fuck are you talking about?
i askedi care
>>578700212>retard
>>578700212Meds V
>>578700212cheers, big-ears
kill yourself umama
>>578700212>oink oink squeeeeeee?
>WAGIE MELTY
>>578699885I would rather not take body & mind altering hormones so noI feel bad you seriously crossed that lineI don't know the reason but whatever it is could it ever be worth it?Hopefully one day you realize this is physical & spiritual self harm you are doing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1KiPx3ERHw
>>578700540I love her so much
>>578700491>physical & spiritual self harmwe are all on 4chan buddy
>>578700458What McQueen doujin?
>>578700491makes sense why you're a rightoid considering how easily you buy into these narrativeswhat a tool you are.
psst, what's your excuse for not rolling for aston martin or the finemo/maru duo
>>578700212>Translation note: I have enough disposable income to spend on this gameAre a genuine woman?
>>578700110I'm going to forget that stupid bitch
>>578700540Why is the song not the same as the one in her career event?
>>578700654coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb
>>578700750>front>frontEh?
>>578700750I'm saving for the Creek/CB rerun.
>>578700654Occasionally this site can be pretty funny still
>>578700750I'm notIm triple sparking
>>578700750pic related
>>578699496It has gotten sooo much worse than this...
It's been a weekwhere's the uma&co leaks
mr. cool bell-bottoms
>>578701049They're being uppity here again so do the thing
>>578701049yepjust straight up having esex in the club chatrather impressive with the censor in it too
>>578700750My true oshiwife is in OctoberI already have Maru and Fine MLB'd
>club drama>check what it's about>someone having fun and someone leakingUh oh jealous melty
>>578701216Always the case
>>578701092
>>578701216
>open club>shoes trading and ohayou stickerswtf wheres my ERP
>>578701216why are you not using images anymore? Scared? Kek
>>578701307mambro...
>>578701284IS THATIS SHE TALKING ABOUT
>>578701320who do you think you are talking to?
I'm waiting for the new emotes so I can use the palmer one
>>578700750I have MLB Fine and Maru already. I will give Machan a few spins though. My luck with rolling umas has been dogshit lately so surely I'll get lucky this time.
What's your recommendation for looping skills to aim for?URA + some ura/unity exclusive skill? And if I'm feeling extremely autistic optimistic, a specific one for the cm?
>>578701284I can warm your insides if you know what I mean
>>578701501idk
>>578701284Thanks, 'teki. It's really cold out there today.
>>578700750we are all rolling for inari and tamamo
>>578701598
>>578701501https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1pWBnsoH2h7NDm9Q5ZRZ-s9JuyMN-aAI5wJbIEqACCt4/htmlview?pli=1#gid=1431317370
>>578701501What style do you main
>>578701473This will be it ChiyobwoTrust the planIt's happy hour right now
>>578701501Ura skills, most of them are at least good. Stamina > Mood > the rest. Umastanlane combo if you're a frontniggy. Dodging danger, prudent positioning, ignited spirit wit, whatever extra you can fit in
>>578701006>>578701270stooooooooooooop
>>578701697not you tho yer ugleh
I see big tiddies, I pullshrimple as
>>578699670Genuinely what does that even mean. I wonder every time I see it.
Wait is global getting the Aston machan banner...?
PearlPLEASESTOP THISTHIS IS THE SECOND TIME ALREADY
>you need 1201 power for the power conserve/release mechanic>1160 power>only took single circle firm conditionsfuck did i brick myself
Umarollers...
>>578702245You... forgot?
>>578701996enjoy your DAAAAAHBEEEEEE
>>578702309good or great mood pushes it over, you're fine
>>578702309Power conserve is fake and does nothing
>>5787023091201 power would have done nothing anyways, it's entirely placebo until 1300
Wonder if Teio is really the best gamer or its just continued prefab. This match obviously sounds scripted, tho the seiyuus kept it interesting. Shakur did seem the most competent in the overcooked pakatube, though she was massively debuffed by dopey finemo in the versushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIAbVuhJWss
>>578702423feng Shui is real
>>578702249oh she's one of "those"glad I skipped her
>>578702485Teio vs Kingu soon
>>578702705Teio already faced Kingu and got her ass beat. Even when it was 3v1, they were no match for a first-rate Umamusume!
>>578702126Maybe it's a mangled reference to Falcon's connection to the F-Zero universe
>>578702803go for it ayabby
>>578701284oh, her casual outfit is nice
>>578702869Link? Sad that no EN translator did it
>>578702536What do you mean those...
>>578703000https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e6Iulskk-Uit's been translated for a while
>>578702441Mister Birb, smite this man
>>578703074>I already liked the videoDementiabros...
>>578703198Part 2 is King and Mayano vs Teio and Gold Ship. Part 3 is King vs Mayano, Teio, and Gold Ship. King dominates.
post something evil
What's your opinion on girls with big... heads?
female needs to show cunt
>>578703478Big... hearts to match
>>578703602And big hearts are contained in big...
>>578703714heartlockers
>>578702536seeking the pearl was the very last uma they ever released with a training restriction event.
Is it possible to have sex with your trainer in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation? Asking for a friend.
>>578701284
>>578703594
Name umas with succubus behavior towards the trainer
>>578704005Not really, umas prefer being on top
>waiting until tomorrow for other fellow Machan pullers to gather
>>578704215Air Shakur
>>578703464
>>578704276is this uma real??!
Machan thighs around my head.
>>578704276me on the left since i don't understand why anyone likes her. Easily the worst first impression for an uma to me so far, and I like basically everyone, even Ryan i just try to not look at the haircut..
>>578704665being le quirky and different is not really special bwo
>open club chat>everyone complaining about their shit luck in genetal>danchou being supportive as always>cafe and maruzensky stickersNice
>>578704961>open club chat>...
>>578704308
>>578704805I can't tell if youre insulting or defending her..
>>578701049>>578701150Worser then burger pocket?
did you know this event welfare SSR is the last piece of content shinko windy gets? she has had no other cards or alts since then
>>578692464>No Stego, rhein kraft or epipenlol
>>578705220burger pocket was fucking nothing broyou ain't seen nothing yetthe past 6 hours has been a new low
>>578705316good
>>578705220they managed make a one hour + long umasex log in the club chatit's tiresome to even think about screencapping everything
>>578705318>>578705378And your thoughts on all this?
>>578704665faggot
>>578705474I try not to think about itI might request them to move to dicksword if the spam starts pushing out shoes or sashes requests
>>578705316she just got an image song, more Windy content is coming soon
>>578690812>get a tummy ache>fucking diewhy are horses like this?
>>578705474I was never into actual erp so for me is pretty mehalso it's not like they're disrupting anyone, it's already recommendable how they can put up with the retarded ingame chat
>>578693051Her eyes are alright but giving her hair like Biko or Tickezo made her look so much worse than if she gotten regular long hair
Honestly I'm a bit jealous now
hugs
>>578705543There is no dicksword in Tracen academy
i ain't jealous of no tranny
>>578693051someone was talkinga bout it yesterday and her white thing legit looks like a bird shit on her head and its dripping down. I hadn't seen it properly until now
>>578705727Shut up and kiss me you stupid closeted southern faggot
>>578705731I see her thumbnails and all I see is a huge bald spot
>>578705870didn't attach a cute uma to your post so no
>>578705706feels like theres alot of context missing here. Is it some kind of large tic tac toe
>>578705317>rhein kraftlarp larp larp sahur
>>578705474Wanna know the worst part? In their erp session, they didn't even clean up the club room and apparently just left cum all over the place
>>578705924you WILl kiss me AhaHAHahhah ARh098uj398jroiujddd
>>578700750>FinemoOnly useful if you are doing dozens of ace runs chasing the biggest of rolls>MaruI don't care about fronts other than Bobo, so soon I won't have any reason to use the card outside of TT
does logotype prove that less is more sometimes
>>578706009Nigga what
City?
>>578706009>they didn't even clean upwtf, danchud made me clean the entire club room with my tongue AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>578706127Why is Gold the only Latechud City
>>578706009>they didn't even clean upholy fucking based, make the low earners and flatliners clean it
>>578706009we cleanin' now boss
>>578706261perfect one for the job
>>578705924hey
>>578706009Who had the pussy and who had the cock
>>578706345Both are futas
Why would you ERP with a fat schizo
>>578703189read between the lines
>>578706009DANCHOUUUUTHIS IS UNACCEPTABLLEEEEE
>>578706389jealous?
>>578706389>fat
>>578700750I really wanted to roll for maruzen/finemo cards but I was zeroed from tachyon banner and didn't get enough for a spark, I will waste my tickets on both these banners now and hold the carats for creek rerun instead
Noice
>>578706261>>578706295
So whats her deal?She flirts with her trainer and trainer doesnt take it seriously?Whats her trainer like?
>>578706389I know the RP part of ERP means you don't have to think about the person behind the screen but it feels disgusting thinking about typing all that to a physically repulsive dude
>>578706479
Still the best outfit they've ever done
>>578706562She flirts with literally everyone (some of which don't appreciate her shit, like the V sisters) and so trainer doesn't believe her when she starts saying shit like in your image
>>578706618Gallbladders are not removed just from fat people alcohol abuse also builds up stones, and eventually it will need to be removed
>>578705926it's one of those game shows where you run to a wall, it can either be real and you are stopped by it or fake and you pass through like in the image
>>578706261ULALA NO
>>578706787holy shit V is both fat and alcohol abusive?
>>578706127SexSexFeet in my mouth (and sex)
>>578706895erm which way
>talking about their trainershuh.
>>578706261>Making a mess in the clubroom and then forcing the low earner to clean upThats foul, if you niggas wont stop leaking all over the floor I'm gonna leak your erp sessions
>>578706879That is not what I said dude lmao. He might be fat or a drunk or both, I just wanted to talk about gallbladders
>>578707108your words not mine
>>578707067Dew it
will uma&co have room next month?I kinda want to join now...
>>578707290try joining, the more spies leaking the better
>>578707318>2569 BEwhat the
>>578707290Only if chiyogay
>>578707413not leaking shit retardI want to join for other reasons
OH MY GOOOOOOOODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALUCKY MEAL NUMBER THIRTEEN
>>578707290You should join and not leak so that people will be forced to join to watch umama and V from the club chair with us
>>578707497thirteen? as in you wasted other 12 only for a card?
>>578707478reasons like
>>578707497How many of each have you opened?
>>578707060hey
Glove sisters
***&** danchou is actually just an altbut I can't prove it
whos a better generic parent/grandparent for pace/endbase or wedding topgun
>>578707497$15013 meals12,090 CaloriesKFC Platinum status or whatever3x Everyone3x Red Desire2x Cafe2x Lucky Lilac1x Dantsu Flame1x Stay GoldAnd ONE BUENA VISTAAAAAAI'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Runaway victory with a xogger in the roomKINO
>>578707497
>>578707785You could've just b ought that shit off mercari for like $5
>>578707714>uma&co danchou in archives
>>578707860>pay2win
>>578707714He's been around since day 1 and took over after last dancho quit so that cant beOne of the handful of members who were in from the first month
>>578707893Better than eating KFC 13 fucking times and spending $250+
>>578707890>>578707923is it true that he's the gay chiyoposter
>>578707834They're calling it the worst room ever
????
The ***&** schizo tried to suck the members' cock and got rejected but I can't prove it
>>578707785>>578707497don’t you want the signed ones
>>578707564Yeah, this shit is kinda funny ngl. I'm not even mad, just laughing my ass off
>>578708017is dripping even censored
>>578708017>This is what your daily requires you to do
>>578707743Wedding but the skill is finicky
>>578707785>rice-brooooooo.jpg
>>578707428My bad, forgot to turn on the time-proxy>>578708017I'm glad my club chat's dead
>>578708017post more I'm almost there
>>578707890Hmmmm >>573128242
>>578708176should be noted that og maya gets gold nsm for better sparks but the inherit skill is just shit
>>578708171>walk into clubroom>see clubmates (both male) furiously masturbating on the club couch>pick up your shoe donations>leave
got this despite getting screwed over by tokens and get med hype twice.. might've had first UF if the game didnt spam me w/ fucking guts token choices
Is uma&co the most soulful club
>>578708380You are not close to UF with that statline
This thread is uncomfortably gay.
you posted this in an empty club just to be funny rightpeople don't actually erp on uma club chatroomsright?
>>578708340How dare youWhat about starting drama like a teenager? What about the schizoid outburst for (You) farming between your own alts and the couple of retards who got rejected by the club to shit on it?
>>578708439What if you and I made it more comfortable?
so what did we learn?
>>578708439Post more huge tits umas
air shaker
>>578708380cards and sparks?
>>578708487This is a melty
>>578708503I'd prefer you just kill yourself, actually.>>578708530
air fryer
Air ShakurAir MessiahAir FryerAir Groove
i jacked off to the V x Umama pregnancy club chat ERP.I especially jacked off to the part where she did a public birth show for the club with double V signs as she asked if /uma/club and bricked's danchous were watching
She's coming next month right?
>>578708479Interacting with your club and community is half the game
Air Jihad ........
You are now aware that CM registration is tomorrow
Everyone knows umanko is the faggot ERP club. Mambo is the straight ERP club.
>>578708512Umama was regular in /Uma/ Club and got buckbroken by all the CM losses
>>578707497now get 4 more for MLB or it's useless
>>578708718Mambo is dead gwo
>>578708629what the fuck are you talking about
>>578708408learn to read
>>57870863410 daysCataclysmic banner timing
>>578708530
>>578708408Yeppers, like Yeppers suggested
>>578708771ackshually we're rising in the ranks every day. mambo renaissance soon.
>>578708629That is hot NTR Umama aV forcing Allen and Hayashi watch
>>578691341I know a bit about it from Umadacchi Densetsu. It's one of the ones that gets supernatural so it gets a bit out there. Depends on what you like
>>578708963>Umama aV...
>>578690812Why yes I'm willing to spend 30k carats to get Machan how can you tell?
Thread is better like this than jpnigger spam Glad the staygoldtranny seems to have disappeared too
I might check out this /vma/ for the first time, this thread never gotten this shit before
>>578708745kek
>>578696474very based CB, thanks anon
>>578709148More clubs should ERP
>>578708745I'm not Teiobro...
How do we make the thread worse?
>>578708017Glad my imouto isnt part of that nasty /uma/ club
Need uma milk
>>578709079but i hate you. i want to keep posting umas that make you mad.
>>5787085976stm, 3spd, 8pwr. oh well, have usable 3 aces will finally mlb fm tom..maru for stat stick, mayano could be solid borrow
>>578709068
the fuck happened to my old home?is it just a sex club now?
>>578708963
>>578709251Post the transmasc art coward
Which one should I use as my 3rd speed card for pace chaser? Already have Tach Kitasan MLB slotted
>>578709416Maruzensky for stronger statstick
>>578698813no, that locks out struggling toreinas who don't have 1 win per team member, not counting debuffers. Eliminating debuffers is the better solution
>>578709319come back home maroo
>>578698813Fuck off, my nice nature actually won once last cm
>>578709319Trainer, what were your thoughts on V.
which club represents /uma/ as a whole the most?
Everyday until you like it.
>>578709678uma&co without a doubt they are the most 4chan unhinged club
>>578699505>Everyone has had MLB FM for over half a year now are you being stupid on purpose?
>>578709682
my scenario record shattering GODzuka is complete... be honest bwos... is she understammed...?
>>578709862>ddpp on runaway gwo
>>578709319uma&cosis...
>>578709678You dont hear about any club as much as uma&co. Its got schizos in it, schizos running it, schizos from outside schizoing about it. And it has a shitty name. Very 4chan
>>578709862>runaway>990 power>uncapped witanon this is hot glue
>>578700750I don't have one, I'm dumping at least 200 rolls at 5pm tomorrow SHARP and take it from there. If it's terminal dogshit I'll just get Maru to 1LB and stop there, but if it's great I might go to 400 (budgeted for 400 originally). If I get Finemoan to 3lb and Maru to 3lb I will explode from happiness or something, I dunno. In my dreams, I luckshit 3lb each in 200, and use the remaining 200 to spark VFujin in November.
>>578709948What schizos are running it
>joined uma&co so i can be in a A+ club with basically no quota last year>turned into a degenerate cesspoolbrehs...
>>578709862Stam should be fine
>>578709862she's got a shot, but if any debuffer sneezes on her she'll probably die. Lacking Unrestrained might really hurt. >>578710020>there's no margin between perfect and glueretard
I want to have sex with an uma cum inside her and ruin her career forever
>>578709862She's fine
>>578700750i have lb0 maruslut and fine moto is a brick at this point
>>578708708FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKI only have one mediocre Suzuka ready. Hopefully tomorrow's borrows gets me a decent Bourbon, and a decent Sky after thatI should really stop running fronts because I'm f2p, but almost all my favorites are fronts or can run as fronts.
>>578709948can you point the schizos in uma&co? to me it just seems a bunch of good friends having fun
post something cute
Aaaaiiiieee danchou, there's cum all over the club room. What the fuck happened here?
>>578710569Again!?
Pearl wife
>>578708629What are the odds this happen to one of the /uma/ clubs? I have no clue how degenerate Ameritrannies are but yeah...
>>578710545i have a picture of cute umanko but you'll have to take my word for it
>>578710545
>>578710545Love my wife
Having an uma with dodging danger + prudent positioning is cool, but do you have an uma with sixth sense + center stage?
As a neutral observer and club member. Only those two are weird. The rest are fine
>>578710612i can see this happening in bricked they are already cucked far beyond recovery
No matter how much you force this topic you will never be a woman, tranny.
>>578710770Togolype
>>578710615I have a picture of Rice's umanko
>>578710519
>>578710612>get curious and check on xitter>see thisimagine if danchou was sent to prison one day out of nowhere...
>>578710892>collage of random shitpostsgo back to /vt/
>>578709862run some scrims
>>578710569>>578710607I wheezed
>>578710545honses
>>578711004Ladies and gents the unemployeed NEET V!
>>578710892oh yeah, I remember that thread. I genuinely didn't know that all posts get deleted at the same time stamp when a user gets b&, learned something day.
You are a tranny and your life holds no value. Do your family a favor and kill yourself.
uma&co actually has alot of my /uma/rivals and they make good CM umas
>>578710607I slipped and fell and sprained my ankle!
>>578710740Will they ever recover?
>>578710979do you have Suzuka's ramen scene? Been trying to find it
>>578711086name them
wtf is going on
>>578711070that only happens sometimes, and only mods can mass wipe your postsmost of the time they just delete one of your rule breaking posts alongside the ban, and I've seen them being able to not delete them as well (basically a silent ban)
>>578711234we're in the soup
i killed myself and my family is happier true story
>>578711086
>>578711153i don't think they can ever recover, they don't even recruit from here anymore>hayashi cucks them leaving to have sex with allen in /uma/club>got molested and abused by the next danchou>dropped to A rank and had to recruit from discord to stay afloat>kicked a faithful high earner just to let hayashi return to the clubthere is no turning back from thisJUSTICE FOR TOTOPO
>>578711234We are indeed in the soup, Yukino.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kFLxnkEo3gEok I can see why anons like herahem
>>578711176sorry bwo I just saved Deio
>>578711423Fat schizo hands typed this.
>>578711423>they don't even recruit from here anymoreCrazy
>>578709904Wait... Holy fuck... You're right. Oh my god FUCK
>>578709904>>578711659Why is it bad
>>578711659what's wrong with it
>>578711476what the fuck teio is sexy?!?
i hope the bake is nice
>everyone died
orenji
>>578711952faggotry kills
>>578711952sry am busy jerking off to the club chat logs
>>578712028>>578712028>>578712028new
i want to tongue fuck tosen jorden
>>578711908she is!
>>578711713>>578711719Unless there's another runaway there's literally no point
i don't think that's eru...
>>578711908she's me btw if ur interested
>>578712040This is not an umamusume btw
>>578712040>marvel tokon picwtf
>>578712401>>578712401>>578712401
ummm do I have to use that?
>>578712064What do you mean more speed is always better
>>578712428Naughty
