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this one
this bread will be average
surely janny can tellright?right?
NO YOU DIG THIS TORENAAAAAAA
>>578712401Update the next OP banners, I was baking a thread with them but hereFor global Pearl is already goneCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro PalmerFor JP Epi is the new bannerCurrent Rate Up: Epiphaneia (3*), Mr. C.B. (SSR), Efforia (SSR)
>>578712601
Cafe's son when?
>>578712456always found it amusing that teios high pitched voice *should* annoy me, but doesn't
will stinko gently bite my dick or just straight up bite it off if i ask her to blow me behind the trainers dorms
>>578712627>>578612829FUCK OFF JP TRANNY
Good morningI love Chevacchi
Is this shitposting or mentall illness (schizo)
Tachyon LOVE
Will they fuck off to another gacha general soon?
>>578712774Yes, you're a schizo
>>578712663She can bite me all she wants
>>578712909Ok V
Banner when?
>>578712774>>578712896>Already trying to shit up the threadYou lost. Get counterbaked idiot
>>578712694I want to give Teio some of my honey if you catch my drift
does anyone have more oguri tama vore pics?
>>578712696Well...>>578712993A goofy horse
Its almost 9/11 I hope Umarica gets bombed.
Her name is Yuki.
hii
>>578713128goddamnitthis propaganda is working
>>578713220No, Bijin
>>578713110
>>578713220Yukino Sexin
>>578713265She is a cute uma
no one is actually sexually attracted to yeppers
>>578713024But this is the couterbake? Are you schizoing out right now
el jobba
>>578712401Do we...like Cafe here?
>>578713220>>578713269>>578713316It's Yeppers actually
>>578713457retard
>>578713540retard
>>578713378reminds me of the fox squirrel in Nausicaa, ferocious little biter, cute tho
>>578713265Cute umaCant fall asleep by herself so she videocalls her trainer and they talk till she falls asleep
>>578713540>retard ronald
>>578713462I love Cafe
>>578713540>>578713576RETARDS
>>578713462Yes because coffee is good for you
>>578713462Cafe serving those starbucks 1k calorie meme coffees...
Bwos, pls helpLets say i have a choice to pick inhereted unique (lets say it's pump im late) or gold skill and i have sp only for 1, which one should i pick?
>>578713913>retarded ralph
>>578712401>>578713462i like cafe
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>578712627very ironic when you baked many times without updating the banners just so you can be firstdon't pretend to be a saint faggot
uh oh control freak melty ^
Croix LOVE
>>578713967we need to know the gold but i think pump?
>>578713935i feel like cafe would miscarriage for some reason
>>578714163idk like good gold, like on you left for example idkMy question which is more important on average
What?
Pouring enough Cafe's sweat into my espresso to make an uma americano
>>578714239How did her bussy feel
>>578714198>her friend causes her to abort
>>578714239>playing dumbyawn, you really are a spineless retard
>>578713462yes
>>578714284Her friend wingmans for her no?
>>578714198>for some reason
So wait, are pp/dd bad on oonige?
>>578714401No it is fine
>>578714401always good, don't listen to retards
>>578713789STOP TELLING ME CUTE SHIT LIKE THIS I MOSTLY RUN FRONTS I CAN'T PULL A MILE DIRT PACER BITEY UMAFUCK YOU ALL
The next concert is in... Oi!
>>578714348This part of an uma would smell bad
>>578714215i feel like with people using end oguri and this CM proccing pump as a late may be risky, not impossible, but i haven't played enough rooms to know how things are out there, in that case i'd pick pump but you may want to wait until another anon can give you better insight, i know pump lasts longer but OYL is easier to procc and has more accel
>>578714401my pp in your dd until you oonige
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/zWamzYhttps://jiggie.fun/zWamzY
>>578714494You can also ticket her. Just look at this cute little dirt critter
>>578714401this general likes to gaslight people so you have to do your own research and testing sometimes
>tfw shit hours
no one cares about your uggo stinky
>>578714512no, the tailbase of IRL horses doesn't smell bad, either, not even when they've been heavily sweating. In fact, horse sweat doesn't have a very unpleasant odor the way human sweat does, and even if it did, you perverted fucks would get horny over that too. I don't mean it's light and delicate-smelling, it's kind of bold and strong, but warm. I always loved the smell of horses, and would hang out in the barn just to be near them.no I never fucked a mare so shut the fuck up
>>578714665Would Epi-chan be easy to trick into sex
Should I still remake my Long TT umas in GL or is Unity actually better for it?
>>578714727Epi is the one that tricks you into sex
>>578714665damn, im usually done pooping in like 5-10 minutes
>>578714198>>578714372cafe could handle it
>>578714662>sometimes
is machan good for CM18
>>578714737I've been experimenting, and it's fucking dreadful. Getting 1k+ stam with 1200+ speed, 1k+ power, and ~1k wit seems impossible. I got a Kitasan with 1500/1150/950/800/570, I think Nunity will be better
>tfw been so bored that I've started playing every other gacha I dropped for this game again
>>578714831By Front standards she isn't too bad
will Chudmmander be meta for CM20?
>>578714831Good for sex
>>578714494Her career is also one of those ones where its almost painfully cute.
>>578714719>I always loved the smell of horsesThey just smell like a barn to me. Or maybe barns just smell like them, either way it's not a smell I'm a fan of.
>>578714820witmaxxed torenas such as myself can pass the wit check and figure out what's real and what's a gaslight
Doto?
>>578715031*where its ending is almost painfully cute.
>>578715142
AHHHHH HELPI'M FALLING FOR MR. CB PROPAGANDA
>>578712663>Last night, ???? o'clockWhat were they doing...
>>578715253What's the problem?
>>578715142me as cafe
so why has Lord Kanaloa STILL not been umafied?
100,000 children
>>578714998What do you think anon
We fucked
>>578715292Dont worry about it!
>>578715316I only have 130K carats right now.
>>578715401I THINK YES BUT I'M STUPID SO I'M ASKING YOU FAGGOTS
>>578715142Umama hit this guy up ASAP
>>578715181>Gold Ship Slay God
>>578715421How? When? Where? Why?...What?
>>578715292
>>578715142>578715142
>>578715470YeahYou are stupid
hey
>>578715597Hasn't that retard been trying for years now
>>578715639Isnt that just a bot anyway?
if anyone called me stupid id prolly cry and punch my wall
>>578715638Isnt her name that one metal gear?
>>578715498>norman nolan
>>578715142You're supposed to post Rice
>>578715638This uma is mine
>>578715606you are a mean person
>>578715498Heard xe did and got rejected
>>578715751Ninjas...
How much power do I need for frontrunner?
>>578715780is that the bite of 88
>>578715751>new himba is a ninja that can sneak into your room and drain you dry when you least expect itTracen is dangerous...
>>578715638cute uma
>>578715759I'm sorry anon but what kind of a question is that did you look at her kit & uniqueForshame...
>>5787159031201
>>578715903if it's for the current CM everyone needs 1100 or cap, go for less sta
I am literally Buena Vista.
>>578715903ideally u want 1600 on every stat but instead u should try and get like 1100 power
which Uma are you jorking it to?
>>578715031spoil the ending for me? or is it on umareader?
>>578716163Do this
>>578716197I only ever jerked off to Curren corrupting Falco
light hello is so fucking useless
>>578716230V flirting
>>578716163Meaning you're not in the game and aren't relevant here? I guess that checks out.
>>578716230Bue is NOT that flexible, but I wish I could be.
>>578715903you should be asking about wit, not power
>>578716254Hi I'm useless
>>578715550Strongly. At night. In bed with lights off. Because it's good for you... Digitan ecchi
>>578716197Inari Ome sloppa. She is too hot, I cant contain the horny
>>578716251that doujin was really hot, holy shit those Falco scenes
>>578712542it's garbage so far
what a weird hour
Who wants to meet up for the 7th LIVE event?
>>578716374I just want my holes filled...
>>578716459do you feel empty after taking a shit?
>>578714401do you're own researchalso unrestrained isn't worth it, grab final push
why doesn't oguri simply eat the other umas
>>578716434If only it was in a better location
does she have diarrhea or something
>>578716552She is embarrassed about her belly button
>>578716512This doesn't show anything thougheverbeit
Where are all the cute anons?
>>578716680They're here posting Chiyono
Machan day is here
>>578714782would umas be able to properly birth that through their tiny pelvis's or would c sections be the norm for uma birth
>>578716775Her career should have included a giga buffed Oguri, like Mr.CB in Chiyo's career at the end
post something sleepy
>>578716680where are the round squares?where are the married bachelors? where are the parts greater than their wholes?
>>578716682Cafe is NOT this sexy!!
>>578716552
>>578716964In the Mejiro KingdomIn the Mejiro KingdomIn the Mejiro Kingdom
>>578716864oguri was already LE WASHED when muteki finally late bloomed
>>578717147*insert born in the wrong era*
my gorgeous german wife
>>578716775>Zenno Rob Roy has water faucet's knobs as ear ornaments>Yaeno has a paper windmillWhy are these women like this?
holy shit google translate is awful, trying to read Shinko Windy story and none of the engines are good at allwhat do anons use?
>>578717348reminder that's how localization fags want the game to be translated
>>578717212Love at first sight?
>>578717405eaugh, fuck off. nobody wants that
>>578717348Isnt stinko not too far off?Maybe just wait for her or something.
Are there any umas that like cooking or baking? Also fuck /ck/
>>578717684Akebono
>Machan has 10% gutsShe's one of those...
>>578717212Flash gets up at 5am in the morning, puts a towel on the beach to reserve the spot and puffs her chest up in pride.
>>578717786Thanks
my wife at said beach
>>578717684Isn't that Flash's whole thing?
>>578717810>puffs her chest up in pride.that sounds like a lot of work, her chest is MASSIVE
Anyone have advice on what to pick with .5, 1 and 1.5 Vouchers? The newest available card?
>>578717917
>>578717684Probably a lot of them like it. Do you need one who's actually good at it though?
>>578717968
Casually moving some boxes before the Osaka Hai.
>>578717684>cookingAkebono>bakingFlash
>>578717147Then why did he left him in the dust during his retirement race?
>>578717684Super Creek likes making food for people.
>>578718162
>>578718261Could Tachyon or Maru beat Almond Eye irl?
>>578717917I wouldn't know. I'm still pretty new.>>578718020Nah, being casual at it is fine. I just wanna have one in mind whenever I'm in the kitchen. Also would be interesting to make something that they talk about
>>578717937post your deck first, dummyIn general terms though, Kitasan, Creek, and Finemoan are the top priorities, though they're starting to sunset. Maruzensky is copable even at 1LB, rare for SSRs. CB wit is also good at 1LB, good for ends.
>>578717684Baking a bun in Eishin Flash's oven
>>578717684Ama loves to prepare food for her dorm and me.
>>578718261You look like this
>>578716927
A gaggle of giggling mob trainees told me that I open my mouth too wide when I eat salad
>>578718383Are you saying what I think you're saying
>>578718437As long as you dont let them catch you alone without your assigned trainee...
>>578718437Did you then strike them down by revealing that you were aware of just how cheesy and vinegary a scent each of them was hiding within her running shoes? Did you tease the whole group about that until every last one of them orgasmed on the spot??
>>578718383Whoa...
>>578718536Okay bro
>>578717937>>578718378500 hours in Microsoft paint*I planned to skip CB until the rerun to get Creek+CB but that didn't happen
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/zWamzY>https://jiggie.fun/zWamzYhttps://jiggie.fun/zWamzY>https://jiggie.fun/zWamzYhttps://jiggie.fun/zWamzY
>>5787186987 and you die
>>578718342they all gas out if it's a long race
>>578718384Hishiama LOVE
>>578718384What is she making
>>578716864chiyo has literally the most unfair career... its dumb. Like seriously the only way to beat maru is be FR, or you get destroyed even with tons of skills and capped stats
>>578718536mob umas are meant for sexual abuse
Share me your wisdom. Which way?
>>578718943right
>>578717684Hishi Amazon, Hishi Akebono, Nishino Flower, Ines Fujin, Super Creek, and Eishin Flash all cook a lot.
>woke up>no uma gf yet
>>578718943always 3+ stacks when friendship is on the line
>>578718368>Also would be interesting to make something that they talk aboutAkebono is pretty fixated on chanko.
>>578718867just build her like it's Taurus cup bwo
>>578718708One on Maruzensky, two on Bakushin looks pretty tasty.
>>578718708ok, you have 0lb Maru, Creek, and Finemoan. I'd recommend burning all three on Creek or Fine Motion. She's the best wit card until December, but pace chasers will still probably use her in conjunction with Ramonu for awhile. Creek is pretty usable at 3lb, but you really want her at mlb. However, you have CB, so your wit card situation is pretty good. I'd recommend dumping them on Creek, in that case.
>>578719071Ruby friendship shouldnt matter but El Pasa is close to rainbow too
sex in the club room...
bwos they are gonna get S+... our carries will be tempted to get poached......
>>578719135she seriously cant win if shes not FR. cracked maru has red shift that works perfect on that course and unrestrained. I had like capped spd and pwr and still lost by 7L.
>>578719701YOu just set as front with pace skills?
>>578719684>wanting to join a schizo clubyeah nah
>>578719669Calm the fuck down Flash
>great stats>fast learner>hit all the important sparks>nice nature didn’t finish her event chainthis game will hospitalise me one day
Honestly umamusume could use a few fraud reputation umas in it>win a junior G1>"I have my entire life ahead of me!">get instantly washed in third and fourth year
hate card pulling days, my card luck is ass.. just praying for 1-2fm and 1-2 sm..
>>578719814You can't call everything you dislike schizo
>>578719951ok schizo
>>578719756its tough even with that because she also has groundwork. Shes probably still the currently most cracked career uma in the game (global) to date
>>578718261What are they feeding these himbas?
>>578719951ok Allen
I'm not gonna make it, bros... this is impossible...
>>578720002Never beat her but I've beaten CB randomly
>>578720002probably shouldve looked at that SS before i chose it. Heres correct one. I think i lost to that maru in some crazy fashion where i had literally 3x her stats.
>>578718261
>>578720002post her stats when you have to win the Derby vs her, how cracked are we talking?
>>578719864Urara and Samson Big aren't enough for you?
>>578720124Ya the cracked cb has strong stats but shes not that hard because shes not a busted FR on her perfect course>>578720148>> >>578720130
I'm excited for her.
Can I hire Draft Umas for my farm?
>Do Rickey's career>Didn't think much of Hokko Tarumae>Just loses to my Rickey in every rival race>Senior year is just about how she lost badly overseas and spends most of it recovering only to come back and lose to Rickey again>Tomakomai poster finally has me curious about the honse>Look it up>Is actually one of Japan's best dirt horses like Falco and even has her own Legend ChangerHuh, wasn't expecting that
Fellow 0.5%s...
>>578720094Half TP ends exactly when registration ends so it's very doable. Assuming you're like me waiting for FM+Smaru before building aces.
>>578720094you probably still can (event ends 28 August iirc), but you're going to have to make tracks. >use Light Hello>get 18 songs by the end of career, good rule is 4 songs per year>finish Light Hello's chain by late Senior fall>never run optional races, train like a motherfucker>use a mile/medium speed/wit growth uma, run 3 spd 2 wit Light Hello decknow repeat that 10-15 times, and you'll complete the missions. Good luck
>just woke up>had the most random ass dream I was in a Fate grail war battle>my servant was Nino from Fire Emblem so I'm like "oh shit I'm so fucked I have to take matters in my own hand">end up hunting down the girl from Obsession in a supermarket>find out she killed her own servant, Nice Nature>bash her head with a mop>ask her "you know, not even the most fucked up people would have killed Nice Nature. what was going on in the brain of yours?" as I'm about to stab her neck with the broken end of the mop stick>Oogie Boogie from that Nightmare Before Christmas is watching in interest on the other side of an aisle>wake up before I get the answerYou guys ever get some retarded ass dreams?
>>578720335No way it's only .5% so many guys at work gambled on crypto or sports, they also play video and I'm guessing they jerk off too
>>578720427I dreamt that my trainee showed up with another man
>>578719193sorry in the middle of a career ATMI assume you mean the 2LB Speed Bakushin? Maruzensky seems like a no-brainer, but is 1 LB still worth using?>>578719246regarding Creek I have an inactive friend on my list with an MLB Creek that I use for every single run I do so maybe I can keep relying on him and skip on Creek?Maybe FM for a meme all With deck build or something? I'm also tempted to save the vouchers for the next time I pull on a banner in case I get some Creeks or FM or something because getting a Rainbow Cleat would make me crash out
>>578720469Read, neigha. Do you do those things simultaneously?
>>578720130when does this race happen? Is it the Derby? that doesn't look too bad (obviously I've never tried this, don't have Chiyono), honestly - but if it's late May classic year...........yeah that's rough
i want to sex otonashi until she screams SUBARASHIIIIIII
Umama status?
>>578720134
…
I do not care about Almond Eye
>>578720550I figured they meant actively doing all of them not literally at the same time
>>578720094Just uninstall and free yourself
>>578720427Literally all my dreams (which are infrequent) turn into nightmares and I wake up gasping.This is NOT fair.
>>578720682yeah she’s a gentildonna tier boring ass suemakes sense she’s posted during sea hours
>>578720643Show me your butt, Dober.
>>578720764These people are so incredibly insecure
>>578720540your deck is pretty good, but not having Creek might be troublesome, any time you need a good stamina stat stick + the best heal, you'll need to borrow her. If you don't get Creek, you will probably want to get Sounds of Earth later, but she releases right next to Speed Pasa who herself is Kitasan 2.0. So your carats might not be enough to dump 400-600 pulls practically back to back banners. Your speed card situation is good, your wit card situation is good, you have every SR you could possibly want, really, the biggest weakness your deck has is no Super Creek. How many crystals do you have? If you've been hoarding those like you have tickets, you'll have 4 right now iirc (I burned one crystal to mlb Creek in December '25 and I have 3 now), and it wouldn't be a terrible miscalculation to instantly mlb the best stamina card in the game. how many carats do you have?
eeeeeeh?
>>578720565Senior Year Japan Cup
motherly kingu?
>>578721017Stop posting Mirako in my moment of weakness.
>>578718859Eggs for breakfast
>>578721051that makes no fucking sense, if you're playing in GL you should be able to get 1600/600/1000/500/1000 statline by then with Chiyono, right? how the FUCK can Maruzensky reach the finish line when your speed is greater than hers by 500+ and you have more than enough stamina to get max spurt? fuck me this game feels like it cheats sometimes.
>>578721067Kingu always have been motherly with other girls.First-rate mother and first-rate wife!
>>578720565trust me her track buff is big. Technically i haven't tried in gl but i lost with this
GL is such a dogshit design>bricks wit clicks in terms of output>bricks powerclicks because you get all your power from speed clicks>bricks stam clicks unless you're going for 800 stamina>any turn not clicking a rainbow is 1 step closer to throwing the run
>>578721067always was
>>578719701which is why I told you to build her like it's Taurus cupYou want your own RedShift and Head-On to keep up with herand no Speed Star either. It does nothing there
>>578721067She's Urara's official wrangler, after all.
>>578721208Nobody cares V
>>578721067Always, she is a good one.
>>578721331>Head-onYou get head-on from beating her gwocho
I don't get why they refuse to add Kizuna and Contrail to the game for the others' story when they are owned by thr same owner as No ReasonWhy announce Efforia now anyway?
>just barely taller than Teio by 1 cmHoly fuck
>>578721330this is literally what V and Umama did in the club room.....
>>578721067I call this trainee a chud on occasion.
>>578720764He's not wrong, but the way he says it is pretty pathetic
>>578721331and like i said.. how you gonna keep up w/o gw? Also idc about winning for the sake of winning. The whole reason to beat her is to get the head on hint. I only manual cm aces
>>578721434Stop I already claimed her
should i double circle standard or is this ok
>>578721370apparently she's head wife in the chapter 2 Main Story, heard anons talking about it and goslingposting over a car trip or something where she just starts acting like (You) and her are married or somethingAbsolutely first-rate if true, sasuga kingu
>>578721537should be fine for late
>>578721434She is way better than Efforia
Forever Young with 3 huge fans
>>578721582He's so popular.
>>578721493every time I played chiyo in a CM, I just got head-on from inspirations instead
While we are at the topic of Halo and Ulala. Post something cute. It's good for your soul
>>578721582Didn’t know they let people in for viewing
>>578721582why does he have an onahole
>>578721537only if you aren't using stamina draining skills
>>578721561sankyuu
how come kingfags never run urara on their cm team how come urarafags never run king on their cm team you never see this combination together is like the king urara chungus is forced reddit shit
>>578721680horse spunk is one of the most expensive liquids bwo
>>578721648Something cute
>>578721761How come V never runs his oshis in CM
>>578721005I got 50k Carats and 3 Rainbow and 3 Gold Crystals.I might be missing something but isn't ignoring Super Creek a good idea since I borrow it 100% of the time? I guess keeping the borrow slot free by maxing my own Creek might be good if I can't MLB new cards like Ramonu(?) Wit or El Condor Pasa etc. and these vouchers become less valuable as the cards age.
>>578721493I beat her back in retroURAand you're telling me you you can't do it now with UG uma?
>>578721818Because 7 8 9
>>578721910KWAB
I find myself losing my tolerance for the way the writing in career stories mostly ignores whether you win or lose the story-significant races.
>>578721910this is still the funniest imageI bet he also lost to some clankers in that lobby
>>578722065And the follow-up melty >>578198429
>>578722018yeah im training pasa rn and it’s really glaring in that one“el condor pasa beat special week so hard that she pisses and shits herself and feels really bad about it!!!”“el condor pasa beats silence suzuka so hard she almost fucking dies!!!”
>>578721818okay but how is this relevant to my post?
>>578721646head on only got buffed recently so not like it would even be reliable trying to beat maru. Also i was never gonna make mant parents, ew
>>578720540>Maruzensky seems like a no-brainer, but is 1 LB still worth using?Yes, her unique effect unlocks at 1LB,
>>578721865you know chiyo came out late unity, you retard. lie better.
>>578721761One is G turf the other is G dirt, you tell me why no one runs them together.
>>578722176Yeah that was a bad one. I'm running Yaeno's story for the first time (still, for anybody who saw my previous posts today) and I beat Inari One by six lengths and then she scolded Yaeno for not being on her game and said she hoped Yaeno would show her some REAL running the next time they met, or something like that.I remember being bothered by this with Winning Ticket too... she wins so hard that her two buddies start looking down on her for not racing right anymore, supposedly because she's just racing for fun instead of truly wanting to win or some crap, but... she's winning, if you managed to get her to win, so what does it matter? It's all very silly. You can't just win, you have to win RIGHT.
cm18 status?
>>578721847don't forget that the vouchers are time-locked. The earliest one can only be redeemed for cards available late last year, and this latest one only goes up through Summer Maruzensky. Borrowing Creek isn't bad (I've been permaborrowing Fine Motion ever since MANT began), so in that case I'd probably go all in and use the vouchers on Fine Motion. With the caveat that Maruzensky is pretty copable at 1LB, so you might consider that, too. But Fine Motion gets almost all of her power at 3LB, which you could do immediately. Don't burn one of your 3 crystals, definitely save them.
>>578722427yeah it’s stuff like that that just goes to show that this is just a cheaply made gacha game, it wouldn’t be that hard to add dynamic dialogue triggers based on race results especially because they’re unvoiced but wcyd
>>578722427King Halo's story handles this very well. >kick Special Week's ASS in the Derby>get yelled at by your awful mom for being mean>lose to SpeFAT in the Derby>get yelled at by your awful mom for being a failurewhat a kino story, I love Kingu.
>>578722427That sounds like my first Gold City career. I won everything Classic year and these umas she's beaten multiple times talked mad shit about how she didn't win right, I think she gets called gutless after one of them. Then Senior year I can't win anything and everyone starts talking about how great she is. >>578722482>so in that case I'd probably go all in and use the vouchers on Fine MotionTerrible advice. Fine is dead in three months.
>>578722460
>>578722669I think the Shichi one makes more sense than most desu because the whole crux of her story is that no matter how hard she owns the public just goes “awooga hot blonde awooga”. So during late classic year she gets all mopey and her fellow racers pick up on that and call her out for not putting her heart into it.
>>578722634Well they do have the triggers. They just don't bother/manage to use them well in many cases. I mean it is a genuinely challenging writing task, to make all the branches make sense while also honoring the real-world story as much as possible. But they could surely do better than in some of these examples. Sometimes what they write just straight up doesn't make sense. (By the way I just beat Inari by EIGHT lengths which turned out to be enough for her this time, even though six lengths led to a scolding.)
>>578722653king heilo more like sex
>>578722348aw shit it wasmy B...my B
>>578722653Yeah King Halo's story is still my favorite one so far.
>>578722460Horrible, only did 1 attempt per ace, could roll for Aston Machan tomorrow and go with a full "soul" excuse
>>578722460Reusing my dirt DominatorMaking a machan acethen if I have time I'll make another frontif I STILL have time, I'll remake my late spe and phase out the dom
chiyowono owo
>>578720206we need more fail girls, they have literal thousands of horses to pick from that have either only 1 g1 win or only g2 and g3 wins
>>578722928give me a mob uma whose achievement is an op win
>>578722460Honestly starting to feel fully preppedMight start dipping my toes into CM20/21 soon (CM19 is xog slop)Of course I'll have to wait until Kris S to build a Long Late though
>>578722669>Fine is dead in three monthsNo she's not, especially not for pace chasers. And even if she were, two of those 3 selectors are limited to cards that came out ages ago. The best uses for them are Kitasan, Creek, and Fine. He has Kitasan and he has Tachyon so his speed cards are fine. He doesn't want to get Creek, and he can only use 1 selector on Maru, so the best value is probably Fine Motion.
Also, while I'm rambling, I need a couple of scenes of Yaeno raging at things, so that all the talk of her barely controllable emotions will actually make sense. Apparently that only happens during her childhood, so we never get to properly see it? It's pretty lame. Way too much telling, not enough showing.
Lovcen has been interviewedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYGALKOrVg8
I'm just going to hoard the card selectors. using them is account brick.
>>578722805>no matter how hard she owns the public just goes “awooga hot blonde awooga”. >So during late classic year she gets all mopeyshe is such a woman, oh my god[I know a girl IRL who acts like Shichi, cracks me the fuck up[/spoiler]
>>578722460no aceill probably make 3 pacers tomorrow
>>578723097he's a honse
Verxina was telling me about "airag" the other day. Apparently its a Mongolian drink made from fermented mare milk and she asked if I wanted to try it in future.I told her that sounded gross and I wasn't interested.
>>578722460More or less ready. Waiting for Machan to drop
>>578719864Plenty of Umas that had early growthspurts IRL & then proceeded to rapidly deteriorate into jobber levels after (or even during) their Classic year
I forgot about another Oguri running gag that is she',s terrible at dancing
>>578721910
>>578723165Yeah, I think it’s refreshing. In a game full of weirdos and eccentrics she just goes through something pretty normal and goes about it in a way most normal people her age would.>>578723247This event is so cute.
>>578723165tell her shes ugly
>>578723247why are you looking at shichi like that, oguri?are you planning to eat her?
Post your Uma wife. Admit if you could actually get her if she became real and you actually had to try rather than some forced instant love.
https://litter.catbox.moe/q1liv7vkslfwbh28.webm
>>578723190i love loser umamusumes. gdon is so boring i want fuck vxna
>>578722861bet you think that was a mic drop, too bad you clearly set out to beat her. Why else would you run unity? And you even have it right in your comment. Pretty gay using 'slay' btw.
>>578723557>loser umasShe's not a loser...
Finally both surge and OYL event finished. Fuck me that took 2 days of ace runs
>new dataWTF HAKURAKUBROS I JUST GOT BANNED
>>578723474ayabby and obviously not
>>578723416The beast hungers...
>>578723615
>>578723474None of us could unless your Uma is a giga jobber & you take advantage of her obvious insecurities & lovebomb her to death
>>578723474Ikd I'm genuinely a very charismatic and funny guy but with how damn autistic she is she'd probably not get that I'm joking most of the time. So probably not...
>>578723725>None of us couldSpeak for yourself loser. Pic related, it's me. I could pull any uma.
>>578723661no one cares V
>don't prioritize event chain songs>event chains don't finish oh no woe is le me
>>578723474I don’t really want anything to do with a high schooler if I’m being totally honest…
>prioritize event chain songs>event chains don't finish oh no woe is le me
>>578723015https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/1991106634/Mejiro Asagiri with 3 losses before a maiden win, then losing an allowance race (pretty much a pre-op)there are thousands of failures before a "legend" comes around just look at how many "mejiro"s there are and how many we actually care about
>>578723725Most of them are very stupid and inept though, and also very friendly and pure of heart and all that, and also, like you say, very insecure in certain ways... I don't think it would be impossible. If they were real and they had more realistic personalities, then yeah sure the chance would be super low. And also, even in their setting there's the fact that they have many thousands of fans for you to compete with. But if they had their in-game personalities and you were lucky enough to be the first guy to befriend one and start getting close to her, it shouldn't be all that hard, with a lot of them.
>>578723868But I do prioritise them and they still don’t finish sometimes!!!!!!! It’s not a guarantee!!!!!! Dumb bird!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>578723959WHY is it not a guarantee FUCKING KUSOGE
>>578723919give me as in to marry
What the fuck who touched my trainee?
>>578723615>>578723718Thats pretty fricking cute
>>578724138Sorry I accidentally brushed my hand against hers when I gave her the pint of Guinness she ordered
>>578724138it might have only been a leprechaun, don't worry about it, they are asexual
>>578724154V sisters a cute
>>578724271I really like Vivlos. She seems jolly.
is biblos a gyaru
>>578724348Yes...
>>578722912remaek that vodka and get mile s and budding blossom bro and dont take furious feat unless you have nothing else to spend on
>>578722460All my aces keep losing to a late surger Teio rival I saved from a public room. I'm in despair
>paid for 1500caratsI hope i get aston matchan with daily rolls bwos
https://poal.me/1t4ebohttps://poal.me/1t4ebohttps://poal.me/1t4ebo
'tism vs gyaru
Does Maverick procs on Runaways...?
>>578724670Cute...She didnt get it
>>578724670wahey wahey
in jp you can buy Umas with monies but it's 400k per shards lol even the richest players can only summon one or two it's not so worth it
>>578724627I like them all but oneesan's got this combination of fighting spirit and charisma break that I like
New data is available.
>>578723849
>>578724676if there's no front, yeah
>>578724870fuck I'll change to pama then and still obviously no
>>578724775
Kind of crazy that the implied pedophilia line gets a pass
>>578723598>Why else would you run unity?because it was the current scenario at the timeand there is not enough space for Slayer so that's all you get
>>578724976Number 5 is me
Can't post my fave uma group (RTTT) anymore now without being labeled as V
>>578725091Good, hopefully you get better taste
>>578724775>>578724965I appreciate that her trainer is a consummate professional and preserves their intended student/teacher relationship no matter the cost (i.e. shina’s mental health)
i can't fucking cap power bro i even brought fucking cringe gaylo and also sacrificed my wit clicks so that i can click more speed but i still can't fucking do it bro what the fuck
>>578725091Consider having better taste
>>578725091we like opera here
is this the first time an Uma physically hit the trainer? She kicked me out of the room and there was shaking screen hitting the wall sound fx and
>>578725252I want to be unprofessional...
>>578725253
>>578724992i meant to say ura since thats what you said. either way you didn't follow the convo. Its not about being able to just beat maru, its about clearing her for the hint while building an ace. Idk what her gl stats are, one i shared was nu-unity
>>578725253Summer Maru also has Power bonus, why aren't you bringing her?
>>578724942what
>>578725431
>>578725253bring power urara
>>578725253you don't need to
>>578714737The stat probably similar but you got +500 SP on GL and that's the most important part for TT.
Who are the 5 densest Torenas?
>>578724976Were the ebonics a good addition?
>>578725780have you seen this website?
>>578725431>>578725651It’d be pretty funny to just keep acting oblivious to her advances only to never speak to her again after graduation.
>>5787252531000 power is enough, fully charged doesn't start being relevant until 1350 power where it gives you 0.1 free accel
>>578724627I'm glad /uma/ has good tasteShina best
i can only borrow either CM or rubywhich one for xog
>>578725762gdon after being crushed like an iron ball
>>578725853>xogBorrow my fist.
>>578725847You're not ignoring Shina once she finds out her sisters have hooked up with their respective trainers and she starts getting desperate
>>578725253I want to say something mean but I am going to choose kindness instead: )
>>578725853Leap Forward is enough
>>578725835Hey now! Our black (singular) has the decency to act like people
>>578725853Ruby
>>578725849im fielding my 1k pow 1k wit maya then i will trust you on this
>>578725853Flash Forward is mandatory and more important than DS for XOguri because it's easy for her to proc compared to other umasIt's basically free 0.4 accel, also Ruby is a greay card
>>578714737It's... doableThis was an awful roll stat-wise but could easily get another few hundred speed if I botheredYou shouldn't need to get anywhere near 1000 stamina because gold heals / stam inherits are so easy to come by, just focus on high speed + wit, but you can only get one of those in Unity
>>578725905I have nerves of steel.
>>578726026he fell for that gaslight
So I guess I need to ask. Is Verxina for (You) in the actual game and story?
>>578726106No, she isn't even in the game. She is only for Japanese people.
>>578725905shina on my wiena
>>578726106As for (You) as Falco
>>578726046(forgot to mention, but sparks are a mix of speed + stam + power, basically whatever was lying around)For comparison, my Creek (the cheat long entry), using the same deck but swap Shakur for Tachyon and use wit Scarlet, has another 2 whites + scenario gold
Post Umas not in the game yet but you are looking forward to.
>>578726106Nah, not really. Her personality in fan art is pretty different from how she acts in game as is the case with pretty much every uma.
>>578725469>Idk what her gl stats areI mean it should be the same, no?I find it hard to believe that people are still struggling to beat Maru with current power scaleyou should have way over 1300 speed in GL at that pointMaru can have groundwork and whatever, she has to slowdown and wait for 2nd front in mid-race anyway
>>578726173
>>578725091You'd get called reddit first and foremost anyway
>>578725431>she didn't take a bath that day
when is el condom pasta getting her third altit better be a wedding alt, too
>>578726173Need all the groovelings...
>>578725228ayabby is peak as in cap
>6mb updateMachan is here.
>>578726337Who? Where?
>>578726173>>578726313what this fella saidespecially dura and kiseki
>>578726286Relevant Shina
>>578726336>0mb updatewtf
>>578726392
>>578726385I dont plan on rolling for Dura or Kisk, but I sure hope they spook me down the line
>>578726516This is one of my preferred horses.
I didn’t really care for shinko her saying noda got me like this
>>578726524i like all the groovelings a lot but i like my trainees dumb as a brickwill definitely pray for aruvu/rura spooks but i gotta get the barely sentient ones…
>>578726598she's a good horse
>>578725091You know nothing of my pain, I, a vivlosfag, have to hold my breath everyday or larp like I like all 3 sisters so I don't get labeled as that SEA faggot's groupie
>>578726824Possibly the best.
>>578726824But why no veggies?
Short hair umas are peak and I LOVE TM OPERA O
I got 130 trainee ticketsMachan secured
>it's really hitting me I'll have nothing to impulse on until HeliosAny other Uma rollers feeling this painIt's going to be a boring couple of months...
>>578726901
post maru and fine motion for good luck on the banner pulls
>>578723474>made a greentext about getting an Uma you don't like instead of your wife but then switched to regular text format because it got way too long and wrote 4400 words but some lines were bloat that would be cut out, and it became really mean and about taking advantage of a naive and pure girl then escalating into physical violence and abuse and I felt so fucking horrible and depressed at how I treated her that I deleted it, but then I tried a new direction instead and it just switched to passive aggressive treatment, gaslighting, emotional manipulation and it just turned into abusing an Uma again but with words and actions but not physically harming herWhat the fuck, was it autism?
>>578727051I’m grabbing blaze and then it’s joever for me
>>578727090Hope you get lucky on your rolls. My next support is Ramouuuu
>>578727051saving for nothing is better than pulling for nothing.save for the support card banner overflow in a few months lest ye be poor when it hits
do we pull for these
>>578727090I need good luck on her banner.
>>578717795Yeah fucking trash
>>578727090please god I need good pullspost some jiggie worthy images -jiggie guy
I was updating my calculator, Teio speed is no longer a card you roll for, right? It's like Tachyon speed from GL but only for 3 months instead of 8.
SEAPY I NEED JP BOTSEAPY HELP
>>578726823She’s such a fucking embarrassment
>>578727090>>578727323
>>578727090You shouldn't roll on that banner... But good luck!
>>578726473>>578726392God I love losers
>>578727447Thats why we love her here
>>578727090Come on, hagzensky.
>>578727549I dont own either and I own 0 non event SSR wit cards dont you tell me this I skipped the banners they were already on to pull for them together
>>5787268238000N of force are trying to rip her shirt apart. Yet it holds.
>>578727651>he's rolling for FineMo and no SMarubro... that card expires in 3 monthsgood luck tho
>>578727090
IKZE visited Orfe and Dorjia again
fine day poster please do it tomorrow too, I need the luck on the banner
>>578727740I’M AT SOUP
Digitan movie when?
More than 65% of this CM winners would be fronts. XOG gets 25 %. Rest 10% are pacers.
>>578727737is ramonu so good people start using only 1 wit card all of a sudden or what? Im gonna MLB maru and fm both anyways I just mentioned I had 0 wit cards
bwos i just won this plat title
>>578727751He’s plotting something…
>>578727090PLEASE BLESS AND PITY ME, GODDESSES!
>>578727751almost every pic I've seen of dream he looks pissed and cracked out
>>578727767the jiggie tomorrow will be a ritual for smaru fm luck if the current and next jiggie are done by the time I wake uphttps://jiggie.fun/zWamzYhttps://jiggie.fun/ZY500v
>>578727934>>578727953IKZE touched him this time, so there is some improvementand then there is Orfe
Tannhauser.
>>578727737You can use Ramonu and Finemo together for GM she expires after that
>>578727953ikezoe has gone on record to say that most horses that are considered "temperamental" are just goofy, except for exactly dream jiurney, who is genuinely just evil and wants to kill him
>>578727090plz, sweet celtic princess
>>578727751He looks like he's about to rip his arm off for even daring to touch himGod I can't wait for Dream Journey
>>578728080why are you posting ogurithis is true (for pacekeks)
>>578728103Which horses are extremely possessive of their Trainer or Jockey?
>>578726473Shina no! if you don't go your trainer will invite Aoi or Light Hello
>>578728023I’ve always find Orfevre kind of cute. He has really bright, shiny eyes.
Finemo will agemasen you and give you SR version instead
>>578728008sex finemo
>>578728214Pest control Shina...
Give me a (You) or I rape Fine Motion.I'm SEA so she won't like it. Don't test me.
>>578727751I'm guessing he went to visit them after he heard what happened to Festa and realized these horses can go at any moment
>>578728240He is just a goofy guy
>>578720764>Regulus>>578720968What did you expect
>>578728321anon-kun hidoi yo
>>578727090this is for machanhttps://x.com/MozzleQ77804/status/2091875931925438621
>>578728321
>>578728342IKZE visits them pretty regularly, but yeah, this time might have been spurred on by Festa passingTalking about Festa, he still has two kids active, one of them will be debuting this year
>>578728295Why does her mood go up when I tell her about how I got black-out drunk in a dingy karaoke bar with Light Hello?
>>578728351A real doofus. Not a whole lot going on in between those eyes.
>>578728507Shina's not a cuck...
>>578728207
>Ayabe club sticker is coming upI am happy for V.
>>578726598Im so tempted to pull for Narita Brian Blaze, how good is she?
>>578728295how can umas compete against ningen women
ear twitches
>>578728648he doesn't need anyone to be happy for him anymorehe's now openly plowing the umama bussy in the clubroom (without cleaning up after)
>>578728705Very good. Still used in long CMs to this day on JP servers.
I really like this uma
How do umas treat tailless umas? Would they bully and laugh at Halwa Sweet? Are V sister ashamed of their mother?
if i'm clanking fan runs for my oshi and not parentfarming, do i select some skills still or not?
>>578728778
>>578728867you get more bond points with higher rank so just rankslop her
Danchou's penis tastes so good
>>578727090I don't have enough carats to pull for both Machan and support cards, and I already own both FineMo (3lb) and Maruzensky (1lb). So I'm posting Machan instead.
>>578728851honestly what the fuck did this meanI'm in the club and I couldn't even tell
Can she run crysis
>>578728987
>>578728825Logotype love
>>578728987Are you perhaps a virgin?
You are only allowed to post Bobo if you're running her for CM18
>>578728825Plaincore cutiepie
>>578729094I was until like 4 years agosorry I'm kinda new to this
>UG1these clanker runs are getting crazy
>>578728856Probably how we treat disabled people. Feel sorry for them, make jokes about them, that sort of thing.
>>578729109I dont but can I post her if I run rice
>>578729109I'm gonna run her with machan because I don't have groundwork parents
>>578729205Is Machan good for miles?
>>578729061>>578729118Love me plain pretty umas, simple as.
>>578729109Bobo, a smile wouldn't hurt.
>>578729250probably not but she has built in GW and TTL, so she will be at least okay. The delayed ult will serve as late race velocity or something
Logotype looks like she came out of kancolle
>>578729216Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too big
Why did cbwifeposting stopped
>>578729250noppers she's a sprint slopper
Mejiro Dober hates me...
>>578729270No, let her do her thing
Why is there semen all over the club sofa?
>>578729303And for some reason, I kind of like that.
>>578729463
>>578729470some irresponsible erp happened
>>578729497
why aren't you training Rickey for CM
>>578727921no, you use two wit, but paces don't get good for a long time (xoguri isn't a pace) and every other style now has a wit card (fronts getting a newer one shortly after ramonu)
>>578729497What's wrong with me seeing her yawning?
>>578729494Are you also from the kancolle gacha generation?
>>578729559
>>578729563I'll train her after for turf wit bobo dropsnot a second earlierluckily dirts dont' come that often
>>578729563She ugly and stupid looking and believes in made up fortune telling bullshit and I don’t own her
Derb
>>578729642>dirtsBut she is good on turf too she's the new Falc->>578729681>She ugly and stupid lookingShe's the new Falco isn't she...
>>578729681this dacchi has bad feng shui
>>578729681Her ear covers and hair domes are kinda stupid, but she is otherwise very pretty.
>>578729681>t. Tarumae
>>578729681>She ugly and stupid lookingBlatant lies, she has big ears and is cute
>>578729681fatty
>>578729589Never played it, but I do like the designs.
>>578729597I want to show Dober my hard cock instead
>>578729681I THINK TOMAKOMAI SUCKS
>god this was a dog shit run >get highest ranked Ayabe wtf
top 10 things to do in tomakomai1. leave
opening a feng shui shop in tomakomai
>>578729914What the FUCK
>>578729741I was exaggerating to hopefully get anons to post pictures of Tarumae but I do think she’s a little dopey looking.I also do not own her.
top 10 things to do in tomakomai1. Copano Rickey
>>578729957That happened to me too, I think I got my first Ug2 that way. Except with Maruzensky.
COPA COPA
>>578730145gangnam style
>>578726237>RTTT cast>redditNothing is more reddit than the BOANE cast
>>578729914>gallons of water was wasted producing this
>>578729914…
>>578729260>>578729061>>578729118If this is her true singing voice I love her even more.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EICTyvqZf-s&list=RDEICTyvqZf-s&start_radio=1
>>578730083I think the worst part is that it’s a nearly decent ace, but the CB card didnt finish so it’s just meh. My clanker Hishi has better win rates in public lobbies than the UG Ayabe funnily
>>578729914there a standalone image of that dober slop?
>>578730193I did it on my own computer, starting with the opening frame that that chibi-AI-person generated using unknown resources. I assure you that my part in this involved zero significant consumption of water or power.
I hate Dober. Give me an Uma wife.
>>578730224
>>578729914My girl writes and illustrates non-yuri for the first time and OF FUCKING COURSE gets hated for it, dober doesn’t deserve digitan
>>578730383
>>578729914Which uma is this?
>>578730430>breaks your hands holding them>breaks your nose with her forehead going in for a kiss>makes you watch precure while recovering
>the one Ayabe doujin made by awei is untranslated AIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>578730416based thanks
>>578730618giwtwm
>>578730542it's all slop anonthe only one it managed to make that resembles an uma in king halo
>>578730618Umas can control their strength...
test
I'm a morbidly obese old man working as the janitor of Tracen Academy's dorms. Umas for me?
>>578730542The references for those images were thumbnails from a booru. The pages of thumbnails I gave the AI to choose from would probably have mainly included characters I recognized so I guess that one is probably Sirius? You could theoretically find the original image if you searched. Assuming the AI didn't warp it too terribly.>>578730739It didn't create those covers. It did change them somewhat, usually for the worse, when taking them from the reference.
>rolin for fm when ramonu is soonBwos?
>>578730862it's rolling for smaru with fm as a bonus
hors?
>>578730838Teio
>>578730838
>>578730838Akebono-she needs you more orb shaped
>follow hons "artist">didn't realize he was using AI until a week later until I actually checked his profileThis is becoming a problem
>>578730542Oh yeah here it is.
>>578730839stupid whore wet herself in bed
>>578730896>>578730896You need 1lb though? You want flb?
>>578730739Yes I know that. But ngl I've always wanted a Magical McQueen bullshit doujin where she and Golshi are playing with kids in a park. McQueen is supposed to be the good one but Golshi keeps gaining more minions(playground kids) because she's more fun to be around.
>>578730838>morbidly obese old manAny uma that actually cares about you will force you to train too until at least a healthy point.
CopaCopano bana
I want to marry Cafe and have a dozen children with her. I want to motorboat her flat fucking chest and fondle her navel
morbidly obese old man? where?!
>>578730974i really hate having to do a background check on artists now
>>578730974I want to take her home so she never has to race again and can dedicate 100% of her free time to board games
>>578730974you can see the slop details clear as day
>>578731148Yeah, my main problem is that if the guy didn't outright said it in his profile I would have never noticed. This shit need a forced visible watermark.
>>578731245If you can’t see the difference then what’s the difference?
>>578731148>>578730974i usually just use my eyes, hope that helps
>>578730430Kawakami Princess is so cute, bros.Her generous rack is a bonus.
>>578731245one way you can tell is posting frequencyif they're pumping out a lot of polished pieces quickly and they aren't reuploads chances are it's a slopper
>>578731224To be fair, it's a lot easier to notice after being told it was AI. I wouldn't have noticed it either while lurking my feed.
7 and I rape Shiraoki
One easy way to detect sloppers is the patternsDid they just upload 5 images where it is different characters in the same pose? SlopSloppers love to hit a prompt they like and then mass produce shit with that prompt before they move to the next one
>>5787315067 and Shiraoki-sama rapes you AND sends you to epsatono island to be gangbanged
>>5787315067 and I rape you, 4 and Shiraoki-sama prevents me from rolling well for the rest of this banner, anything else and we don't roll for the rest of the thread
>>578731396No, there are pixels in that that obviously cannot have been imagined by the human mind. Eldritch colors that break the bounds of 0-255 RGB format. You only need wave the right ancient talisman over your screen and you will clearly hear it sing when it crosses the unholy lines
>>578731616I can confirm
fucking finally
4 and you all get raped by Shiraokithen Fuku dies in horror
>the one 1* spark on my grandparent procs twice during inspirations instead of my 13* racing spirit stamina sparkThis game is so stupid
>>578729563I LITERALLY am
>>578731679Ticket is pretty sexo. Hell, what trainee isn’t sexy?
7 and i have sex with my trainee4 and i have sex with my trainee0 and i have sex with my traineeodds and i have sex with my traineeevens and i have sex with my trainee
More like Copano Dicky
New alt any day now
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>578730974You should already recognize all the artstyles that's usually abused by sloppers, this is easily one of them on first glance
>>578731874they can't make a new one because how else are you supposed to be better than pure sexo?
>>578731795>mile A
>>5787318627 and I rape you
>>578731874She should get a hon hon french alt
>>578731969Lashing out at others isn't a random act of kinda nice. Who hurt you?
>>578731846dozo. and not because of her looks. she's pretty fucking sexo based on that aloneher biggest failing is the lack of any affection she has towards her torena
>>578731973SPECHUD HATE
Feng Shui isn't real
is this ai?
>>578732094
7 and I win current CM4 and my umas crash and burn in first round
>>578732107do you know what else isn't real? Tomakomai
>>578729109Which outfit should I buy for her figure? The valentine one looks like has better detail compared to OG one. I don't have the OG one anyway because I'm farming seiun and digitan for loopas.
>>578731960>>578731995she's gotten good times with TURF A, and since S is an uprade of that I'll be fine. already rng enough as is
>>5787319697 and you're gonna be taken straight to gentildonna
>>578732054>tfw gold city has the most angst related fanfics that has her fumbling her trainer >this is prominent in both EN and JP fanfics
>>578732267>angst related fanfics that has her fumbling her trainer... any recommendations?
>>578732148Her OG outfit is sexo
>>578732207IS THIS FUCKING REAL???????that reminds me I need to redownload bo3 for custom zombies
>>578732354lose some weight first teiobwo
>>578730210She speaks kinda interesting too, I like ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwLzuU2_fKw
I farmed so many fans Ardan went from 1 fan to 40m in like 3-4 daysthe worst part? Danchou won't notice me because I'm not even Top20why did I even botherI should just start making aces for this CM
>>578732267Being a dumb bitch is universal
>>578732116Yes, this is ai
if making EC xog, do i just gamble with stroll as the ult trigger or double up with 777?
>>578732474That's why you harvest chat logs and then use them for club drama
>>578731182Board games are meant to be played with family, so give her kids too.
>>578732332I don't like her base. It impedes her sexoness.
>>578732543mile no, medium yes
>>578732543stroll + 777
Reminder
>>578732634Which Uma would do this?
>>578732634so what counts getting the jackpot pullpreg or not preg
>>578732669All of them.
I regret not rolling for Copano Rickey
>>578732543777 triggers in the middle of the race so it is as good as any other mid-race restore. The only trigger is stroll, so don’t level 777 if you already have 2 more restores
>>578732669But she also got all the infos too.She will get knocked up
>>578732568>thigh slits>impedes her sexoness???
>>578732771we posted her for ages beforehand nonny...
Copa copaCopapapa
>>578732771Looks like your account is not brickey
>>578732771>he fell for the "rickey rickey account brickey" anti-propagandangmi
>>578732771My wife now. You can have Ryan.
>>578731874I need her in a wedding dress looking all girly
>>578732771we told you to dickpull bwo
>>578732969TALK TO YOUR UMAS
>>578732871I can't see her "pantsu" from below without the spiral getting in the way.
>>578732771>bricked his heart
where's the umamusume version of that Ryza AI dating app thing
>>578732771She’s an unattractive pedophile that spread misinformation among her fellow students.Consider yourself lucky; You dodged a bullet.
>>578733052>gobbo and ass wonderYeah nah, fuck em.
i-it was just a throwaway postdon't copa-bombard me with (you)s bwo
>>578733110for a second I felt called out but you're talking about brickey
>17 years old
>>578733156*copa rapes you*
>>578733185more like 170 years olddecrepit old hag
Pearl on my face
>>578733248you forgot your still in meds image
>>578733157A-are you an unattractive pedophile that spreads misinformation?
>>578733185don't fall for it, anonsshe couldn't give two shits about you
1. Is this horse for men?2. Is she capable of birthing strong healthy children?
>>578733185>14 (junior year)zamn
mejiro ramonu is so incredibly ugly
>>578733456>>578733456>>578733456
>>578733308oddly specific pose but okay
>>578733389anon... your image is empty...
Evolved... Skills... When
>>578732407Oh fuck I really like her now.Voice very fitting for her look.
>>578733185out of 10!
>>578732669Nakayama Festa
