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Machitan
>>578733456tummy
My trainee physically assaulted me when I told her I’m dating Light Hello…
Nobody likes hags
>>578733524
I am literally Buena Vista.
What Uma you secretly like, but never show
>>5787335241) Air Groove is not a hag2) I love my wife Air Groove
I LOVE OLDER WOMEN
>>578733609You aren't Kitachan anymore?
>>578733524I don’t like hagsI LOVE THEM
>>578733456https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NHaRDXQzH5E
>>578733609You are either a fat gay retard or skinny gay retard.
>>578733638she's a single mom so she's a hag
>>578733620i just wish she wasn't a bitch
1. Is this horse for men?2. Is she capable of birthing strong healthy children?
fixed
>>578733609YWNBAU
>>578733620I think Mayano Top Gun is pretty cute but her fans tend to be incredibly strange so I keep saying I hate her
>>578733742>stronger than anyone else>does she know?
>>578733818>1. Is this horse for men?no>2. Is she capable of birthing strong healthy children?she never did so assume no
>>578733824Rukia??
>>578733818Are you in it for the love game or what is your end goal? It aint (you)s, you barely get any.
>>578733824too big
Digitan LOVE
>>578733848what did we do?
>>578733742she's just tsun
buena more like boner
Mayano Top Gun is the worst character ever created
>>578733620
Fuji Kiseki
>>578734217everyone likes yeppers
I want to fuck my trainee so much you wouldn't believe it.
King and Queen
>>578734217>gives me the garbage broken cookiesbitch
Thank Uma&co for being the thread cumrag and keeping the ERP contained in their club chats
>>578734259>Iesbian
Do I borrow the Kris card or keep borrowing the Neicha card for oyl on the long CM?
>>578734342>exceluma danchou starting a fight with the top dogsomeone wake up the currenposters
>>578734342based based baseduma&co sucks
Her name is Yuki.
>>578733620Why would I tell anons my secrets
>>578734437kris card for lates will be better. Drains stam, but always procs perfectly, while oyl gets worse the longer the track is
>>578734517Yukkers
I have two parent lines that have the relevant pink sparks and the white sparks I want for that running style and some more, but they're all 1* Guts. Do I move on to making my ace or should I keep looping?
>>578734407Imagine the correction sex with my dick
>>578734451That's clearly a false flag from Mambo, he would do no such thing
>>578734342what did i miss
>>578733620I have a pretty clear-cut top 20 and dont have a problem openly loving any of them.
>>578734451>uma&co>top dogyeah maybe top of the red light district
>>578734437Borrow Kris, its the late card for longs at the time
>>578734451>topdog>Uma&Co
>>578734451>top dogThe moment Umama leaves they will drop below Bricked
Soup
>>578734773why would she leave?
IWNBAYABEhow do i copeB stands for bang
>>578734451>Uma&Co>top dog
hopefully enough to group Bshould i make pacers or debuffers
>>578734629>rapejeet
what's the deck to clank a debuffer, I can't be fucked to make 3 aces
Post them. But as a challenge keep it global only.https://snep.pw/uma/sorter>>578734914>no daring strikethis xogger will steal the plat from some sloptuber whale
the bot should pick my skills and start the next run for me as well
>>578735036when the fuck did she get in the game?
I can't wait any longer.
Cuddling with Light Hello while she's sweaty and her breath reeks of beer after a long night of post-work drinking
yuckyno bitchyjin
>>578735036i have to pick between ruby or CB
>>578735176she has a support card
>>578735176she's one of the girls that show up in GL to help you get tokens, like the randoms on unity
>>578735236Both in global as cards.
>>578735237>>578735241ohh it counts even those it might not be a competition after all
Mamboobies
REMINDER
Machan soon
>>578735509gives me a mamboner
I have been specifically leveling up all of the R variants of cards that I have. Is this a mistake? Yes. Will I continue to do so? Also yes.
>>578735190>0.55The weak should fear the strong.
>>578735614I'm weak to cute unique animationscopa got me this way
light hello coming home from a stressful day at work and beating me in a drunken rage until she sobs and apologizes, but then she does it again the next week
>>578735667It isn't a mistake gwo
>>578735591These mares need their own anime/manga.
>>578735667if i had 10% card bonus instead of 20% I'd probably drop to 5 sometimes
>>578735036
>>578735667Bro I have so much SP and Monies even after leveling all my R cards that it doesn't matter anymore
Odds I buy bunny garden and dlcEvens I spend for Aston Machan0 I order pizza
https://youtu.be/6j6U2uoV7QY
morning
ryan LOVE
>>578736086i love rice shower
We’re gonna be -500 carats this month due to our rank dropping I can feel my danchou about to drop the hammer
>>578735894REMEMBER
Anons, could I get some second opinions on pull plans? The Maru+Fine banner is coming, I don't think I should pull on it but I am not 100% sure, I just got my 2nd yellow crystal and was holding it to uncap SR Sweepy in case I rolled>80k carats+1 raibow crystal and a dozen shards, still have the anni selector too>Late main, Pace as a secondary focus, absolutely do not like fronts even if cat Maya is sexo>No creek either>Pulling plans so far are for the festival Inari+Tama banner, then save for Ramonu and 1 spark on Goddesses to free up my borrowAs a statstick LB1 Maru is not much better than SR Sweepy for most of the run/outside summer, right? No Creek is kind of a pain, for Longs I think I will be borrowing Kris anyway but these long mediums are going to be painful with only welfare Biwa.
>>578735667if 120% gets you to 1.1m, 100% doesn't retain class 6
>>578735934Morning bro
>started the wrong scenario twice in a day because of swapping devices
>>578735894giwtwm
>>578735036>>578735440 (me)i don't remember digitan being this high the last time i did one of these in /uma/not complaining, i like her a lot now
>>578733529We'll get her in...four and a half years maybe...
chain didn't finish
>>578734451>Bricked lite is trying to help Bricked by dragging other clubs' rep through the dirt
>>578735036stinky windy too high
>>578736485hag tap on my face
>>578735036Took a long time. Top 2 are a toss up.
>>578736240I think pulling on Maru/Fm would be silly, yeah.Not having Creek does hurt, but you can opt to slowly selector her up in 2 scenarios (assuming youre willing to spend the $20 on the voucher every time).If you really really want to pull on Tama/Inari (neither are lates), then obviously prioritize the oshi gaming but if I were in your shoes I'd see if I cant fit 400 pulls on Pokke in your pull plan because her+Pasa will be your goated speed card duo for all of 2027. This of course requires you to maybe skip and perma borrow ancestors (which isnt as bad as a lot of people are making it out to be).
>>578734623Please respond
>>578736914hi
>>578736914depends entirely on whether you can reach the stats you want even with 1* guts parents
>>578736914Hello
>>578736914I wouldn't use ehm.
>>578734623If you can still get a respectable statline with no good blue sparks, then go for it
>>578735036https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/result/rAAjGJ6mXFRVvKn0umsJ
>>578737089V is acting up again
>>578736007this looks like a threesome relationship
is V in the room with us?
>>578735934Good morning
>>578735036oh my god we just starteddon't fucking do this to me
>>578737345Doto titmogs Taiki
WAKE THE FUCK UP UMARAIWE GOT A CM TO BURN
>>578736142Based
Tachyon LOVE
>reddityon
Nothing is more cucking than forcefully injecting yourself as a straight male with the mentally that Umas are lesbian.Imagine being so insecure whenever you watch a female dominant cast series that you have an aneurysm just because a female character is confirmed to be in a healthy hetero relationship.Imagine having an uma trainee who grooms you to be the perfect husband but you chose to force yuriniggering fantasy that she is better off munching carpets only to suffer through the inevitable lesbian deathbed till it's too late once she realises she had been had past her prime.Yuri will always be the enemy of the simplest things such as fraternity that held together the umadacchis to build the haven for lovely umawives and umadaughterus brick by brick and yet, the yuriniggerings chose to be the enemy of both mankind and the umas they pose to treasure.Now I shall take my leave for my umawife has entered her forced ovulation cycle and
>>578737585Some incredibly based picks here
I think Rice Shower is sexy and I would thoroughly caress and massage her vaginal walls with my cock while we cuddle in bed and intertwine our tongues
>>578733456Remember lads. It may save your life.
His mental illness is escalating
>>578735036wouldn't it be nice if I can use arrow keys instead of moving + clicking mouse for 500+ times
i ain't readin all thati'm happy for u thoor sorry that happened
My trainee gave me a key and said it was for something of hers that wasn't her dorm room. I'm very confused
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>578735036Mare erotic...
>my trainer showed up with another man
i think it's a fetish at this point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57wl3_jfEdUWhy can't /uma/ be this based?
posting cropped porn is my thingyou can't do that
Jap naturefags looked at this guy and said "literally me"
I still don't know how install JP uma on PC without fucking with global uma
My City? Tap Dance.
>>578738314Can you just install it on DMM?
>>578738314Uninstall then reinstall global because after July 1st update it puts everything in the same install folder so there's no conflictsAfter that install JP with DMM
Why stop at croppedpost full
Probably the least contrarian list here, pretty normalfag taste
>machan is tomorrow>i have 1500 paid carats>30 rolls for 3% chance I have more than 50% percent chance to get her
>>578738314you use a vpn to connect to dmmyou get the game via dmmonce the game is open you can turn off the vpnbut every time you have to log in to dmm to start up the game you have to use the vpn
>>578738292To be fair, this guy is probably the closest in personality to most of the in-game trainers. Spicaman is too much of a Chad for most Japanese to relate to.
>>578738428CoPa----CoPa
>>578738428>Ryan>last placeBASED
I wanted to roll Sirius Symboli but then i heard she calls toreina puppyNah i'm not into that shit
>>578738428Looks fine to me, I mean we have way less umas vs JP and also less events and character interaction so far, so most lists look pretty similar
>>578738428Looks like the copaganda worked well
how come nobody calls rice shower a fat fuck even though she eats as much as spefat
>>578738428>reddit tachion so lowNah i dont believe it but alright
>>578738292Canopus trainer...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT2DeEjpYa4
>>578738428>biko, fuku, and ryan in last placeonly missing tickezo
>>578738503>>578738583
>>578738428How can you rate Bakushin and Bono that low fuck you
No....
>>578738557you don't want to be mommy's good boy?
>>578738428Literally Umama's AGP list
I often see posts on social medias saying Uma Musume Cinderella Gray is the best sports manga of all time, I only watched the part that is adapted to the anime so not sure if I agree with that statement, then I checked rating for the manga in MAL like, holy shit, is it really that good? Like 18th best manga of all time? Maybe I should give it a read...
>>578738720That's kinda different from puppy chan though
>>578738705What I find funny is lil' cockon higher than those
>>578738428ew
>>578738762Ao Ashi is the best sports manga though..
>>578738696I accidentally put too much of the pocky into my mouth and choke on it
>>578738762Kengan Ashura is the best sports manga though
>>578738762The most popular amongst people using these websites*Slam Dunk is still the best.
>>578736829Got it, I'll hold off on the banner then. I am not sure if I want to spend that much on Creek, I will be buying the uma selector almost always in the future I think to shave off a lot of umarolling from my plan. Spending 20 bucks for 1/5 of something useful also makes me feel kind of shit kek>Tama/inariYup, I know they aren't lates (festival Tama is a Pace, right?), but I like both, Inari will be useful for looping, and CB is my Wit statstick so I've been using Ends too quite a lot, I'm enjoying having options in GL before I get locked out of the style because of specialist cards also festival Inari makes me go feral>PokkeI actually considered that too, but ended up having to give up on it because that period will be too stacked for me: is she like Maru where 1LB is good or is it MLB or bust?But mostly Marvie comes out 3-ish weeks after and she is the Uma I started the game for, and the whole reason I am building for Lates in the first place. It's going to be 200 rolls for her in any case, if she comes early it's less copies for 5* with statues, MARVELOUS SUNDAY TIME or death.
>>578738762Hungry Heart is the best sports manga though
>>578738761I thought the same till I saw the suzuka
>>578738905martial arts manga are considered a subgenre of sports but are recognized as distinct enough and are practically their own category at this point
>>578738454oh rightI was so spoiled by kancolle tools/community I forgot I need all that shit to get DMM going
>>578739032Didn't know that, makes sense tho
Super Creek is Super Cute.
>>578738762I still enjoy Slam Dunk the most out of all the spokon I've read
top of the morning lad
>>578738935Tama is pace and Pokke needs 3lb+If you cant fit her in (even when sacrificing Ancestors), then yeah prioritize those umas. Tachyon+Pasa is still good enough.Maybe you can get lucky on those uma pulls and still scrounge up 400 pulls on her without fucking up other important cards later. I wish you the best of luck gambling, anon.
>>578735036>>578737585
Trainer-san doko
>>578738705>loud prick>annoying and freakishly tall (for a girl)
>>578738762ippobros...
spokon is a fujo coded word
Thoughts?
>>578739245Yes?
>>578738762>>>>MAL
>>578737585>>578739221bro gets asked to only do it with global only umas but he still does whatever
>>578739352i hate feetslop
>>578739352Many
>>578738762never read the manga but I watched the entire first cour in one sitting without breaksit’s hecking peakerino as the kids would say nowadays
>>578739383Wrong apartment
>>578738762I don't know about best but it sold something like 10 million so it should be good enough
>>578739352stop seducing your trainer or you'll get pregnant
>>578738762It mainly got the boost because of the anime. If you really want to know, it's pretty good at giving different perspectives of the underdog troupe, races feel much gritty and heavier, losing does have consequences and my favorite being when you learn why Roppei takes a very realistic approach on the limits of his trainees>>578738905>ai ashuraI liked it when it was called Tough
>>578739352what kind of experiment is this?
>>578739512Oh? Okay!
>>578739219Thanks anon, I've been surprisingly lucky with umapulling since I started so I am waiting for the pendulum to swing back and get completely fucked sooner or later>3lb for PokkeActually, if I don't get absolutely fucked on Ramonu's banner I may be able to go for it and integrate a spark there with crystals, I will wait and see how things play out. For now it's back to the Xog mines to make Ruby, CB, and the drunkard actually show up for work
>>578739720>contrarian casper
>>578739751Sakura sexo o
>>578739751She's loaded but she doesn't have allat
>>578739967Really now
>>578733961Digitan...
How much does an uma's real-life counterpart affect your opinion of them? It definitely affected my sorter ranking when I'm not sure who to pick
>>578738445You'd have a 60% chance of pulling any 3*.You'd have a 37% chance of pulling Machan.
>>578738762For me? It's Ashita no Joe.
>>578740101I-Ikuyo...
>>578740079Most insane thing about uma gacha is banner rateups yepyepers im in soup
>>578740051>>578740019>>578739751
>>578740101No matter how you dress it, this is still the shittiest Maya sot ever exist. It only a slight improvement on the uma herself
Should I be buying style hints? I feel homeless every time I end a run and need to buy like 50 gold skills
looks like comfy hours… are over…
Donkeys pretending to be umas.
>>578740321Higher hint level ones are fine
>>578740390Nooooooooooooo
>>578740390I don't think they started
>>578740390https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_BS8egSU3k
Baku rizz
>>578740321If your parents and cards are so good that you are running out of SP and can't buy anything they are not a priority, but the Pace pool is good and the Late one is fantastic. The others are okay, except for End Closer where it's a>aiiieeee my Xog has everything except after-school stroll, please Shiraoki-sama>a dozen vision skillsbutton
>>578740557my man
Comfy hours may end, but we still have our trainees
>>578740626Trainee love...trainee...marriage.
I wish I was Mejiro McQueen and I punish my trainer anytime he looks at another uma's chest
How much extra stam do I need to tank mad dash?
>>578740758Looking at Mackie chest! So flat and bony! My cock is still flaccid!
Sweaty hag sex!
>>578740758She should keep eating and maybe she’ll get some meat on that chest
>>578740758I like your flat chest the most though
Okay but I really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reall yreally really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
Gyarus are TOO POWERFUL
>>578740812Take it with a grain of salt because I am not a Front main, but IIRC anons a few days ago were saying it's about 100 extra stam this time or more, it's really a lot. The value of the drain is double that of RSS and in my experience that ups my stam requirements of about 50 or so.
I got this box
>>578740221don't shay that...
>>578741093Gentildonna. Or Vivlos.
>>578741093Nice
>>578741074goddamn that's a lot
>>578741000kek, he thinks someone is bullying her
mejiro ramonu is so fucking ugly
>>578739914???
>>578741000umas that would stage acts and pretend something bad is happening to them just because they're addicted to their trainer's attention?
>>578740390about time, I was getting bored here
>>578741093>>578741141>>578741174It's Oguri Cap!
>>578741368Pay no mind to Umama
>>578741395doto
>>578741450AND I MISS YOUBRIGHT OLD DAYS
>>578741450>she ate all the carrots
>>578741450MORE BELOVED THAN ANYONESTRONGER THAN ANYONEOGURI CAP!
>>578741395curren
>>578741450Nice. She's cute!
>>578741395Teio
>>578741450The GOAT
>>578741486nuh uh
>>578735036shit took forever
Should I be hard chasing Light Hello more in junior year? Like picking solo LH on guts while I have 2 supports on wit? It just feels like shit when she doesn't give any coins.
>>578741450
next bread will be butter
*smacks lips* ayo these niggas crazy for chicken
>>578741764No, speedrun friendships and rainbows, if you don't get your songs this way reset
>>578740870Regular hag sex is fine too
>>578741764NoLight Hello is for Mediocre/bad turns
Hags are NOT for sex
>>578741395Yjk shes a big baby
>>578741764it depends
>>578735036>all these replies>nobody has oguri as their favorite>barely in anyone's top 10wtf bwos
>>578741395gold citythen she would get mad trainer isnt actually doing anything because she told him he didnt need to
>>578741894then why are they sex shaped
We love older women
>>578742035I've already taken care of 2 girls like Oguri, I wouldn't want that as my favorite in fantasy
>>578742035oguri is an inoffensive character but she's also boring
>>578741901Nah she is a dependable big sister and wouldnt do that. She would however fish for compliments from her trainer
>>578741894Light Hello is unironically and unequivocally made for sex. Literally made to speedrun making a family of 8 before her eggs dry up
>>578735036A year ago Rudolf would've been first.
>>578741450peak....
>>578741395any uma once estrus hitsexcept for that bitch shichi. the one time i thought it was her time of the month, i gave her a free day to do whatever she wanted so that i wouldn't take the brunt of her mood swings. but she fucking decided to invite me to her swimsuit photoshoot and kept throwing things at me when i was on a call with light hello
And then she ate all the food what a fattie HAHAHAHAHA
>>578742510nyoo don't talk about teiosis like that
>>578735036hmmmmmmm
>>578742497>kept throwing things at me when i was on a call with light helloshichitore you're so dense she could throw a brick at you and it wouldn't hurt
>>578735036There's no way this is accurate
wahey
my trainee started crying out of nowhere
>100% dog shit clanker team>managed to get 1mil anyway
>>578740758Mcqueen is the only flatty that I want to rapePin down and rape
Wife...
>>578742860
>3/4 of mambo is flatliningzamn... I knew it was too good to be true
>>578742510Yep she deserves to be on my top 10 uma no cap fr fr
>>578735036What does it say about me vros(apart from being phoneposter)
>>578743120At least she is honest to herself
>>578742510Don't talk about Teioposters like that...
>>578742658You literally sort it yourself
>>578742658DUMBEST Anon itt
>>578743120
>my aces are out>all of them have 850 wit
>>578743178>A-rank againDamn...
Oguri is dumb and fat
please stop fucking flatlining mambobros
Would your club nonnies say this?
fat umas that were never meant to runlike Norn Ace and Light Hello
Mambokeks...
>>578735036surprisingly difficultturns out i like the majority of these idiot horses
>>578743535She is also smart and athletic at the same timeI am attracted by her schrödinger uncertainty. AND SHE IS SUPER FUCKING AUTISTIC, NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING MAKES MY FICK HARDER
my tummy hurts
I'm bored but I don't wanna masturbate
>Watching sloptubers>everyone saying Machan is popular and cuteWhy though?
DING DONG BING BONG RISE AND SHINE MAMBODACCHIS, THIS IS YOUR DANCHOU SPEAKING. WAKE UP, IT'S FAN FARMING TIME. CAM ON MAMBOBROS
>>578743862Because she is
>>578733456Nice Nature sexo
>>578743862she's popular and cutewhat's hard to understand
>>578743486Unironically what could you even do as a trainer after that comment
>>578743873I'm just leaving after gibs I'm tired and deserve better
>>578743873wat..?
>>578743896>>578743951Why though?Especially popular part
Where's the option to skip choosing between piss and shit?
>>578743956accept her love
>>578743862You tell me
>>578743789I love this fat depressed Irish failure of a woman
>>578743976she looks cute so people like hergood (for uma's standards) storysexrelatively metalow conflict personality
>>578744020no need to tell everyone your fetishes bwo, keep it to yourself next time
>>578744034but tazuna will murder me
Convince me to roll for Machan
>>578743961Mambwo you say that every month...
>>578743786
>>578744075i gooned to this doujin
>5s 0.35 current speedEvery time I see this I laugh because this is literally stronger than half of the ults in the game
Similar to Copano Rickey, Macchan is simply a waifu-of-the-month. After a week of her release, nobody will remember her anymore.
>>578743956Take responsability of course.
intercourse with a sex offender
>>578744221I will remember
>>578743862>she almost killed herself she's so secretly depressed bwooooo>and also she's always there watching hahaha bwooo>also she's a front!!! fronts are the best bwoooooo>she has everything in her kit bwo!I'm not falling for that cheap front propaganda
>>578744109fuck Tazuna
>>578744170Newcutie her how it's works?Is it increasing current speed (0.35) every second for five second? Increases current speed for 5 secs and then slows down?
Christmas Cake uma?
machan is cute but i don't play fronts...
Who do you love more? Mom or Grandma?
>>578743862she has THICK thighs she's very sex, sexo even
>>578743956Hand in my two weeks’ notice and inform Tazuna about my trainee’s lack of respect for professional boundaries.
>>578744221we are still posting copa faggot
>>578744330Super Creek is the youngest Cingray member btw
>>578744292You get a 0.35 m/s speed boost for 5s*(race distance/1000)Then your uma decelerates
heres my top umas without the use of sorters
>>578743486Tease her a bitSloppy kisses after
>>578744330that's auntie
>>578744330maruzensky
>>578744478cb forced me to do a kabedon on her
>>578744451Got it ty bwocho
>>578744262you completely missed the part where she has huge tiddies and fat thighs, which is a big selling point for me personally
>>578744453The honey bees literally cook the hornet to death so what happens to Torena?
>>578744587and you will fucking like it to become the man she deserves
>>578744623Shes also British, so ew
which way, cowbros
>>578744330Both.
Today, I will have sex
>>578743486I wish I had wedding grooveher base outfit sucks
>>578744681i think the right one is the cutest
>>578744669She's just named after Aston Martin because james bond drove it and it was cool and fast
>>578744681>L size
>>578735036I guess
>>578744759Machan wouldn't do that....
dozo
>>578744786>he didn't got jumpscared by Wedding Air Groove while pulling for another's bannerzwo...
>>578744935She would for me
>>578744963I wish I got targeted by mares
when do we get agnes' casual outfit?
>>578744963For me I got spooked by Wedding Curren instead
>>578745072Trade you one of my 3 Bride Grooves for your Bride Curren
>>578742610don't call me dense... i-i'm trying to lose weight, okay?
>>578744963I...
>>578745060which agnes?*audience laugh*
>bricked is the evil cuck club>uma&co is tranny cuck clubMaybe mambo wasn't that bad after all
*coughs blood*My midrace skills...
>>578745334Smart Falcon is a little bit too round. She should be careful.
>>578741395Dober...
>>578745414why are you obsessed with cucks
classic
*purchases monthly umapass**Buys 120 seconds of increased training stats**StarCraft marine stimpak sfx*
>>578745474It's my fetish?
my pace ended up with 1100 power and 850 wit but capped speed is she la bricka
DID YOU KNOW THAT UMAS POOP?
Do skills like right handed count as +60 speed if you’re over 1200 or +30? Also these hybrid skills like Latch On, Aspire, My True Strength - are they as good as head-on/important at all?
>>578745257>slop overlords already know about looptards
>>578745624850 wit is kind of bad
…
>>578745624Mayano isn't gonna win anyway so you might as well use the one you got and work on an actual Ace
>>578745583then why aren't you in a cuck club
>>578745564*aaaaaaaaaah yeah*
>>578741395>no one replied with machan yetLiterally stalked you for the entire day just because you stopped paying attention to her.
Every time I see badly Cygames set up Kawakami Princess for failure with her kit I get sad
>>578744623but why pull for machan when pace chasers already have the better cow and she came free with your account
>>578745662green skills give full power and do not get halved. getting right handedfor skills check gametora and/or plug it in the umalator gaslight sim
>>578745801this is because no one pulled for machan and so they don't know. sorry.
>>578745564It's not 120 seconds, the buff lasts an hour.
Concerning number of anons saying they plan to brick themselves on Finemo and a speed card with 25 priority when the only stamina card you'll use consistently for the next two years is rerun in two weeks...
>>578745868I showed Dober my cock
>>578745710show me ur curren then SMARTASS
>>578746010Frontgawds are built different.
>>578746010people ITT either have mlb creek or mlb finemoyou should be able to put 2 and 2 together Vro
I only have one ace done.
>>578746010it really is concerning, moreso because Maru isn't their main target, they are rolling for FMabsolute retarded pull plan
Release the Epsatono files so I can cum
>>578745681Reddit has a deal with all big llm creators to send them learning data(all content on reddit even hidden in the communities that need approval to join) and allow admin tier access by llm searching the web. If anything is on reddit all llms will know.
>>578746197By tomorrow hopefully I'd have 1 ace done and it's Machan
>>578746010Just use your selectors on Creek, bwo.You did save them, right? You do already have her at 0-1LB, right?
one? I have none
>>578746010Let the Kawakami + Finemo skippers follow their plan and have their time
>>578745801who????
>>578746197I have zero aces done but I accidentally just made a nishino parent so strong that I may have no choice but to use her instead
Its wrong to go on dates with a mentally ill 15 year old girl
i'm scared broswhat if I go to 200 and only get lb1 maru? I wouldn't be able to guarantee lb3 going to 400using a crystal would mean I only have 1 left that hopefully becomes 2 when Ramonu drops, and then there's wit bourbon too
>>578746386I do not agree
What if Sounds of Earth was called Sounds of Sex
>>578746397If you need more than 1LB you should've pulled her in the first run.
>>578746470Sounds of Eros
>>578746525>nakadashi festahmmmnyo
>>578746291Not even finemo? She has zero obligatory chains, you just need good stats and mile S.
>>578746386As her trainer, it's your duty to groom her until she's dripping just at the sight of you
ugh…
I only have 3 rolls for Machan and if I do not get her, I will quit.
>>578746579She's one of the best cards for looping gwo....
>>5787466513 sparks, you mean?
Does 10pull with tickets count as normal 10pull yet
When I was a kid I remember my dad telling me about some infamous celebrity TV show horse (idk why this was even a thing) that caused a huge amount of drama because his trainer claimed he knew how to do math. But actually it was just an elaborate rise and the trainer was telling the horse the answers in code whenever they were on TV. I want to see an uma adaptation of that horse drama...
All my statues on Machan. 5* as soon as she comes out.
>>5787467543 humble rolls
>>578746386better you do so in a video game than in real life i guess
>>578746789Imagine teio “doing” math live
>Light Hello locks the fuck in>someone gave me tokens in 80% of trainings she was in>so much fucking tokens that I took 5 songs first concert, 5 songs second concert, 5 songs third concert, 5 songs fourth concert>HOT FUCKING SPRINGS TICKET>Speed cards are giving me the proper rainbows>FINE MOTION LOCKED IN AND GAVE ME FALL RUNNER AND RIGHT HANDED AND SUMMER WIT RAINBOW TRAININGS>no Mile S>not even Turf SFuck.this.game.
>>578746010She has 35 priority if you get MLB
>>578746660>loopingI only believe in raw aces
>>578746952uwaaaaaahhhhhh dahhhhbyyyyy
>>578746628If I kiss Dober on the lips will she stop sulking
UGH
>>578745997wrong. retard
>>578746789Isn'r the fact the horse knew code more impressive than it knowing math?
>>578746935If it was really, really good, it could win even without Mile S
>>578746935if it's truly a stat highroll, you can potentially beat a mile S because fall runner and right-handed alone is enough for ghetto Mile S
>>578747040…
>>578746789>horse that knows how to code thats actually a retardthis is just air shakur
5 minutes5 minutes and I will finally play the game
>>578747016Don...
>>578747079
I need an honest answer because everyone measures MLBs as a benchmark, I have Fine Motion at 0 uncaps and was going to go for Maruzensky, should I even bother if I don't have enough carats to MLB them?
>>578747040she would cum on the spot and buckle her knees just like in her doujins
>>578747247>wasting your money on connecting....devious cyge
>>578747247deliberate mistranslation i saw the real info displayed on stimpakalive
>>578747247sweepydev, come backwe need MLB Icarus for this
>>578746789Rickey goes on TV a lot in her campaign and bullshits people about yellow furniture that’s kinda close
>>578747279You did keep your free 1.5 anni selector as a pseudo crystal for either of them right gwo?
>>578747279I mean depends on how many carats you plan on dumping (remember Ramonu powercreeps FineMo)Fine Motion is perfectly usable at 3lb but if you only plan on doing 200 pulls then dont bother.
>Ugh...men...mmmm...
>>578747279Just spark maruzensky
>>578747334https://umamusume.jp/news/detail?id=3408
>>578747279Maru is useable at lb1, and pretty much full power at lb3Fine only starts working at lb3
>>578747370
>>578747370Small horse
>>578747410NEED Dobermanko
>>578747279Finemo is a non-card at 0LBMaru is a cope card for non-frontskip both and be happy
… men!
Which one looks best so far?Pissed the last one failed a rainbow Speed training in Summer that was 6% fail rate that had Kitasan + Tachyon + Fine Motion (Hint) which would have added like 30 more Speed, and possibly Right Handed or Fall Runner.Bought Medium Corner on first one because I had 70 SP and had nothing to spend it on besides it.
>>578747405>>578747428>>578747436>>578747624Thank you bwos.. So would it be better for me to save for now and try to MLB Ramonu then? if it helps anything I have MLB Kitasan Black
>>578747370onahole
>>578747913
>/uma/ is pretending to like dober again
>>578747907If you have been able to get by without FineMo then you can survive another 3months. Ramonu will be in everyone's decks and is just the better card
>>578748021>pretending
I don't even pretend to like Dober. Fuck Dober.
Hate that piece of shit DoberHad to spark her, and then she spooked me in a later bannerUseless uma
>>578748040NTA but I'm barely scratching by, and my competitive power has gone down considerable and noticeably. If I skip this one it's not gonna be pretty for the next 3 monthsluckily I'm a frontGOD so I can commit
sweepy, start lil dumpyI will take it from here
>>578748227cafe and cappuccino...
>>578743505>>578745835Huh, we have two Acutebros already (three with me)
>>578747889Please respond....
Great now she just thinks of me as another parent and it's all this bitch's fault
>>578748210heres ur dumpy bwo
>>578748384ms frumpenstein on the right looks like she smells like pure unfettered ass
>>578748210wait I can't use Finemo card while training FinemowhatdoIdo
>>578748369>>57874788921715, the one on the leftmiddle one has better skills but 1496 speed is not good, even with mile S
>>578748369I do not know
>>578748384Except for when you do her onsen event and she realises she has a crush on her trainer then proceeds to spill her spaghetti about it
>>578748505Shouldn't have skipped Teio.
Dream Journey and Ikezoe
>>578748369When you have bunch of almost identical aces all presented like that it just hurts the eyes to see the differences, for me at least. Sometimes you just gotta chuck them into the umalator and decide yourself
>>578747889left for top speedskills are all mostly a wash
die
>>578748817What does the young lady mean by this...
>>578748021Most of dober haters don’t get the fact that she is in love with (you) lol
>>578748369Rating rarely lies if the aptitude and the stat direction is similar. Higher rating = better skills and better on average.
touch your trainee
Suupa Cureeku dessAnata no Mommy desu yooo
>>578748740Ikezoe with Mikki Yell, son of Agnes Digital and Grandson of Taiki Shuttle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcE5YIx1RL0Pretty good edit.
>double S proc for distance and style>immediately risk it on a 56% double rainbow+LH>hit itAHHHHH I LOVE GAMBLING
>>578748959That hand placement is just wrong, one should be under her skirt and the other one on her pit
Working side by side with needy umas
>>578740178ooc
>>578748740Why does he look so evil
>>578748548The difference between 1550 and 1496 is half a green skill
>>578748378He’s smiling :3
>>578749376the 1550 has double right handed thoughbeit
hey
>>578748649He’s so talentedI love this old coot
>>578749524hey
>>578748612Yeah I was already told that on UmaJP but I want more than that. I wanted her career to be significantly more for (You) not just one scene at the end. Like my favorite global Uma is Kawakami and she's constantly calling you her prince and it's a pretty romantic career in my opinion. I was looking for something like that but instead I'm just her surrogate parent until she has some eureka moment right at the end.
>>578747126>>578747162Only fast learner can beat mile S
cumming inside for good luck
>>578749524*burp* hey
>>578749524Is she a ninja?I guess that means she wont need to break down my door to get into my apartment then.Thats nice.>>578749607Different girls, different careersDunno what to tell ya dudeMaybe dont fall for the girl till after you get to know them next time
>>578749334DJ loves Ikezoe but he always looks scary on pics
>>578749607didn’t think anyone could misconstrue kawakami’s career as romanticyou’re literally her tard wrangler/pet dog
specute the cutest uma musume
Anyone got that image of each staple card's longevity? Also, how big is the fall off really? Even if condor speed is better than kitasan or maruzensky, if the previous two are still going to be around top 5 cards for their stat, doesn't seem like a big issue to be out of date
>>578749334he is
>>578749073The fact that the owner of Super Creek is completely fine with how his horse is portrayed in the game is a testament to how based he is.
>>578749969It’s true.
>>578749742>Different girls, different careers>Dunno what to tell ya dude>Maybe dont fall for the girl till after you get to know them next timeI still like Pandora though I just don't like the way the career is playing out nor do I understand how they thought anybody was going to look at this before she was released then pull for her to be her surrogate dad and not her trainer bf like so many other careers are. Just like who was this written to appeal to? Certainly not the target audience of the game.
>>578749742She's a key no itchy, a female ninja
>>578749991retard
>>578750221Her trainer is an orc?
>>578748501Air Messiah smells like books and car air fresheners
>>578749334the horse has murderous thoughts about ningen
>>578749991Just think about it this way, from now on we will probably never leave 2 speed + 2 wit + obligatory scenario cuck + 1 wildcard, so the card longevity for speed and wit at least is determined by 2 factors:1. When is the release of the card that will push it to 3rd place2. Can it be used as wildcard for the strategies you want to run
>>578733456So bwos, I've been busy replacing my TT Uma's so I haven't prepared for this CM. Can I just clank an XOguri for the first round or am I screwed?
>>578749969True
>double S again>even better stats>EVEN WORSE MIDRACE*vomits blood* I don't think I can take it anymore...
>Finally got the same amount of whites and left + right greens the grandparents have minus GWI should probably just loop in GW again.
>>578749942Yeah you tard wrangle her a bit but that doesn't mean it's not also a for (You) career. Personally I wouldn't use a throwaway lobby line like that to discredit and entire career.
>>578735036This dox me.
Wait, Special Week is cute?!
frontgods where we at?
L U C K Y OOOOOOHHH LUCKY!
>>578750645Yeah... go clank a xog just like last CM...
>>578750836I know you faggot run debuffers
>>578750751dawg i love kawakami princess but you gotta call a spade a spadethere’s literally nothing romantic about the screenshot you just posted
>>578750053>>578750380He's just misunderstood...
>>578750892Is it the Tachyon and nature? Nigger you're fucking obssesed. I use honest triple fronts.
>>578750717How the fuck did you get those stats while also bringing Ruby
>>578749969yeah. yeah, she is.
>>578750919I don't know what to tell you then. She definitely has one of the more for (You) careers on global at the moment. If you can't see that then it's on you I guess.
>>578750940He's clearly trying to devour Ikezoe's fingers here.
>>578751029spd growth and some healthy dose of buhi
How do I make a debuffer? I have like every uma with dominator but I'm too retarded to figure it out
My best rickey yet. Can she do it bros?
>>578751128What sparks?
>logins>only 2 shoes on resetTHE /***/ **** HAS FALLEN
>>578751192>pace Rickeysorry bwo
>>578751029high roll with a healthy dose of buhi
>>578751192>Low speed>Low powergwochacho....
>>578751343>low power1078 + turf S is fine
>>578751149You just use a debuff deck and go to Unity and fish for hints while witmaxxing>what deckWhatever gives you hints and witThe other stats do not matter at all
>>578748384why do women always look for men who resemble their fathers?
WHEN DOES HALF TP END I'M SORRY DANCHODE....
>>578751192Bro your groundwork?
>>578746789>infamous celebrity TV show horseit must be really weird for a horse to be cancelled out of nowhere
>use two random 3* front runner parents on a nishino to make a parent for a triple front team >She gets 3 front style inspirations>She gets front runner sparks and 3* powerMan I wish she had gotten literally ANY whites but goddamn
>>578749227could this be considered sexual harassment?
>>578751113out of curiosity which other careers do you consider romantic? flash’s and fuji’s are the only ones i can think of off the top of my headguess we might just be on a differenr wave length
spechud has no sexual appeal
coppa coppa
Spe is ugly.
>>578749742>Is she a ninja?kunoichi
>>578745624can someone use this and gen me all the other umas in a set in this style
yayyyy
Kunoichi?
>>578752091nah
Chizuru Chewsday, innit
>>5787456241201+ power minimumwit is bad, try to get at least 1100 but you can cope with 901+
>just get 1600/600/1200/600/1100 zwo
>>578752513I say this.
Danchou... I can't keep carrying these lazy chuds for much longer...
>>578752513>witlet
is my uokka good bwos?
>>578752627Mambwo....
>>578752513Who the fuck cares? people with plat titles lose to shit umas that haven't capped speed with low power and pit during finals. Just get lucky
>>578752513I think like this
>>578752675uwaaaaahhhh taishin testooooo
>>578752673No Lucky Seven, no good. Try again until you get Lucky Seven
>>578750717its a buhimian
>>578752253This is a mare, and thus bloomers suit her
>>578752513It's possible
What deck do lates run on arima kinen cm? You have to take kris s stam, will that be enough to give you enough stamina to live? You have to survive 2500m and also lose yourself, but surely running two stam cards is untenable?
>>578752801aw man
>>578752513you only need 2 speed cards
>>578752513many are saying this to their aces (soon to be glued)
>>578752962901+gold is enough
>>578752936what are those skills gwo
>>578751192Pretty goated but no head on sucks
>>578752997>supa creekuhuh?
>>5787529622/1/2 Hello, Stam/Speed Sparks for ThresholdCommander has 10/10 Speed/Stam growth
>>578753076It's the one Achilles heel of the xogger this CM
>>578752962Bro your summer spe/healer grass with innate heal?
>>578752253
>>5787532152500 Arima does not have insane Stam reqsSimilar to the dirt med we just had
wait if the goat of uma musume is pulling on the uma banner that means its a must pull isnt it
>>578753215isn't spewhore's heal kinda bad?
>>578753423She's called Special Week or Spechan
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/J5hUvNhttps://jiggie.fun/J5hUvN
>>578753414Maybe he likes the horse gwochazwo
>>578753414Semi-limited evolved unique for frontlinersYeppers
>>578753423yesit's an outdated as fuck skill, only good for her innate THH that isn't even special anymore, just weak
>>578735036I skipped out on Card only girls to speed it up since I don't think anything changes other than Sirius and Wuuby making their way into the top 15 somewhere.
>>578753423No, she falls in the water looks at the fish and it's adorable. That is powerful.
>>578753537>another semilimitedthey can't keep getting away with it
>>578753414she has stego parent gimmick
be advised. i am training vodka.
>>578753694Godspeed
>danchou finally kicked the dacchi who was flatlining all month
>>578753694oh nej
>>578753694She is a good girl. Treat her well
>>578753694AAAAA
>>578753820Mambo is 30/30 tho
>>578753680Semi-limiteds are Cygames solution to forcing you to umapull every few months instead of vouchering comfortably
>>578754101sex
>>578753820>check club>still the same people>flatliner requested sashes again
>>578753694>Front Aanon what the fuck are you doing
>>578753680I don't understand how people can play a gacha without foresight
Kita or Maru? This is for CM19 furawa
sorry oguri... your energy is full...you must not eat this time
>>578754101>>578754125
>>578753820>check club>leech is still thereDanchou...
>>578754275Think of the skill points you bitch
>>578753680Semi limteds are usually only for Half Anni/Anni. Stego and Oguri were exceptions, the latter being due to the anime and the former was just a big fat fucking "fuck you" from Cygames
>>578753414they literally copypasted stay gold's unique and gave it to the other 2 styles on a semilimited umacompletely shameless lmao
>>578754258What's a furawa
>>578754351>maya is forced into long finale for glthat's extremely funny
>>578754283
the worst part about tachyon being the best speed card is that i have to see tachyon every run
>>578753537>>578753682>make a mandatory parent uma but the needed inherit doesn't drop if you parent borrow>make the parent uma in question semi limited>do this twice and ensure everyone has to pull for stego or epi or both to play any pvpsasuga cyjews
>>578754458It's really pain in the ass.
>nishinowestoid tourist>flowercorrect>furawatryhard weeb>nishino flowerautist
>>578754258Kita
>>578753287Hey...is trainer gonna be okay?
>>578754258kita for baselinemaru for high roll
>>578754462This is Dream Journey, who, while fretting over the trainer, is still determined to make the most of the situation.
GIMLET JUMPSCARE why the fuck are you in my game????
>>578754516I would sell my soul for the taishin and shakur dog plushies. if only they were real...
>>578753073Ok but where is the gold coming from? Are you running creek as well as kris? Are you running dia wit?
>>578754627Trainers have superhuman durability, he'll be alive by the end of whatever Maru and Ramonu are going to do to him.
>>578754659This slugmusume is so fucking sexy.
>>578752253>>578753287hag... erotic?
>>578754727She’s so fucking cool
>>5787547321k no gold is enough for latewhites knock off 50
the extra fan gain from the concerts is pretty nice for when your stupid ass trainee jobs her first race for no discernible reason
>>578752253Most erotic ningen
>>578754997sorry my vodka got the red eye orb and invaded your career
Taiho is so cute.
>>578735036douzo
>>578744121in need of ulala contraband
Good morning friends!!
>>578754830that's so fucking true????
>>578754997Fun fact, with a 70% Fan Bonus deck, Yaeno Muteki sometimes ends up exactly 12 fans short of her first goal race requirement for no discernible reason despite winning the race
Is somebody here building for Open League? What do your umas look like?
Thanks Kita-chang
>>578754406so this is how a buhimian look like
>>578755208suzuka and sei look terribly out of place here
I hate half anniversary events so much it's unreal.Just give me the song already.
who do i borrow for taikii have mlb kita/tach, mlb finemo and lhdo i grab teio wit or smth or do i grab daiwa scarlet power for head-on+
https://x.com/raimugi666/status/1436965435056934913
>>578754406>NYOOOOOO ONLY MY BACK KEKS SHOULD HAVE THE BUSTED EVOLVED INHERIT
>>578755662nishino wit for determined descent
>>578755780>implying either are ok
>>578755717Who would win in a fight between Akebono, Kawakami, Gentildonna, and El Condor Pasa?
>>578755423
My trainee asked me to help her become a momWhat did she mean by this
>>578756004I was gonna reply with that if somebody actually posted open league umas my trap is ruined
>>578755842nyaruhodo, i will try. ty bwo
>>578753414I don't like the fact that now for every single 2000m+ uma one of your parent is locked to Epi or Stego
>>578756106good luck tanukigwo
>>578756051Stallions...
do ogurikek really?
>>578756070Don't worry about it gwo
>>578756070Follow her into that dark alleyway and find out
>>578755520your teio wit finished the chain though, so it's all good
>>5787552087/10 overall good taste.>>5787536075/10 a mix of good taste and awful tastes.>>5787508364/10 bad taste.>>5787507627/10 overall good taste.>>5787458355/10 mix of good taste and awful taste>>5787449145/10 mediocre taste
my trainee says i have backstage tickets for a special concert where shes going to sing Precious Treasure Box...
>>5787436812/10 awful taste>>5787435057/10 overall good taste>>5787432751/10 fucking awful the one uma saved you>>5787426586/10 Decent taste>>5787423973/10 trash taste>>5787417597/10 would have great but had a few terrtible umas in top 10>>5787397208/10 best taste so far
>>578756378>Good and badWe take those.
>>578756070obviously it means she wants you to introduce her to a good trainer that matches her prestige
>>5787384286/10 decent taste>>5787379735/10 mix of good and bad taste>>5787379184/10 near awful taste, few umas saved you>>5787375856/10 decent taste>>5787367804/10 overall bad taste>>5787365462/10 almost dog shit taste, as few umas saved you>>5787364387/10 good taste overall>>5787360727/10 good taste overall if it only wasn't for that one uma...>>5787358603/10 near dog shit taste few umas saved you
>>578755780>you should be glad frontliners get paywalled too chud
>>578735036I feel pretty basic
holy crabs in a bucket
>>578756378>>578756464>>578756524reddit is here
>>578756524don't say that...
Condition wa paaaaaaafecto.
>>578756754That's a man.
>>578756378Now explain what reduced the points gwochacho
>>578756003I'm siding with Bono.
>>578756882Orfevre...
>>578735036im a journey fan, im a journeyman
>>578756767You should never reply to or even fully read any post that includes "dogshit" or "dog shit" unless it's on /an/ or something and it's talking about actual literal feces
>[Deleted]
>>578756754that used to be a man.
>>578757016>>578757016>>578757016>>578757016
>>578756378boobmaster is here
someone make a proper thread
I will counter bake wait aa minute
Am I missing something here or is the El card bad? I heard people said she's a good card to use gold crystals on but Sweep still gives more than it?
>>578757034no
before we move to a new thread, which uma am I jerking off to?
>>578757189
>>578757189epi
>>578757148It helps you not be a powerlet if your character doesn’t have power growth from what I understand
>>578757319>>578757319>>578757319
>>578757189I like this dog
>>578735036>which ugly uma do I like more than the other ugly uma
>>578756051Anus FujinAnal Fujin
>>578756348what's the reference here again?
>>578749969literally all of her progeny are cuter than her, even epipi
>>578733620Chiyono, for obvious reasons.
