Back To Business As Usual Edition>Previous>>578711075>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSAug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHoAug 12 Battle for the Gateway Planet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTltwbS4KYAug 14 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrOOHtrJJBoAug 18 Heart of the Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7LcerKPa4MAug 20 Super Earth Escapes: The Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghsnyLr731c>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionAug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012Aug 17 1.007.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134145952
ow!my sperm..
make this image about helldivers 2
>here's your hard faction bro
guys check the news it dosen't matter what channel
>>578764505idk this meme
An interesting enemy type would be a Klissans or similar from Space Rangers 1
Leandivers owe me sex.
>bug MO*sigh*. Whatever>B-01 Tactical >Punisher>Grenade Pistol >Thermites>MG-43>Supply Pack>Cluster Eagle >500kgBack to basics.
We avenge blueberries here.
Funny template meme repost
>>578764674even if they look like this?https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/14808
can i get the template image for helldivers 2 x [thing]?
>>578764558>Poke head into thread>Gameplay webm of the enemies intentionally not killing a player not fighting back>Retards still doing Red team vs Yellow team with the furver of politicsOnly could have been a better reminder not to reinstall the game if they started talking about how one type of change is ontologically good or bad.
>>578764505I'll give it a whackgimme like an hour
>>578764505>POV: You're an Arrowhead dev being asked about transmog
>call exo on an empty open spot>seaf runs RIGHT UNDER the blue light like a fucking moth>spam follow me and run away>every seaf but him moves>realize he really just wants to die >gets flattened>-25 reqat least hes finally at peace
>>578765271how's the MO going?
>>578765271holy shit how did you survive that
>>578765271NOOO YOU CAN'T SHOW THAT, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO PLAY, THEY SHOULD NERF IT NYOW NYOW NYOW NYOW NYOW
>>578721356As someone who started on Draupnir, I conclude this statement is factual
WHY YOU LITTLE
Most armor passives in this game are bad on a sandbox level. Every one of them settles on being a simple QoL percentage buff, but more often than not the 2/3 metrics being buffed are a poor selection of stats that border on meaningless.Now before someone bites my head off, let me explain like a Redditor who can't leave anything vague or up to interpretation. Siege-Ready is not a functionally bad passive, neither is True Grit, or Med-Kit. These are all extremely good passives in terms of what they provide. When I say they're bad on a sandbox level, I mean they have no meaningful impact on the weapons you take, or the stratagems you choose. They're just buffs that mitigate shit aspects of certain mechanics. The Deadeye marksman rifle feels fucking horrendous without Siege-Ready for example. I'm not taking the armor because it works really well with the Deadeye, I'm taking Siege-Ready because the reload time on the Deadeye is bordering on making the gun unusable without the armor to back it up.Reduced Signature is the only passive in this game I consider to be a good sandbox-based passive, because it vastly opens up the stealth gameplay and changes how you interact with the game. People running Reduced Signature actually crouch walk and even crawl around objectives, they even feel more confident using smoke-based options because they go well with the passive, they'll combine the concealed insertion booster with expendables, they'll use the Solo Silo and various other items most people ignore. The game needs more passives that are as impactful to player choice and interaction as Reduced Signature. Passives that directly interact with specific weapon gimmicks and stratagems beyond just "you reload shit a little faster."
>>578765569you pull this straight outta reddit buddy?
We have now gone 4+ months without a non crossover warbond
>>578765713you tell em sex
>>578765713It takes five seconds to Google what I said and see you're wrong and a faggot, troon.
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>>578765805you're so mad hehe:3
Evacuate high value asset (me)
>>578765932Remove BlitzRemove EradicateRemove Evacuate
Helldivers x Femboy Futa House collab when
>>578765932>Package acquired!>Dropping package!
>we want a new free warbond>we get a 10 page warbond with stuff previously given as campaign rewards
>>578763812In which you rescue and adopt a stranded girl during a citizen extraction mission but the bunker is already closed so you bring her up through Pelican 1 aboard your Super Destroyer.She ends up becoming a SEAF soldier because of Democracy reasons, so you chase her deployment spots to keep her alive until you can somehow bring her abroad your SD again under permanent employtotally worth my time
>>578766145See you in 5 years then because there's been barely enough to fill up a single normal 3-page warbond with those
>>578764505
>>578766364>obvious bug
>>578766472>bug>when it's clearly botsTourists.
>>578766261AAIIEEEE what the hell I didn't expect a reply, I'm saving that shit.A man can only dream, and when a man's dream becomes obsession, a chat bot is born.
>>578765932*loads you into the bastion and deletes you*
>>578766364Fucking piece of shit game keeps killing me when I repeat the action that has a chance of killing me for fucks sake
>>578766602you're welcome
OH SHI-
>>578764505What does this even mean
>>578766752>has a chance of killing meworks on my machine
>>578765912ill rape your boypussy
>>578766969mods ban this man!!he's harassing my based developers!!!!
>>578766969Guards! Seize this man!
>>578765271the dark souls of shooters...
>>578764558>>578765912>>578766054>>578767015
AAIIIEEEEEEE THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH SILENCED HIM
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243327005873/76561198126520852Lobby!
>>578766769AAAAAAAA
>>578767507FVLL.
>>578767507so sugoi
>>578765812
>>578765271>using an intel cpuThe temple thanks you for your support, no you may not enter it.
>>578765812Whenever there's a RtF objective I make my teammates sing this at gunpoint
>>578767507Gamegirl moment
>>578766364You were already mogged in the previous thread. Being killed by the fabricator explosion is a recent latency bug and not intended.
Another Lobby if there are people to fill it. steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243328046151/76561198061988256
>>578768213Fucking hilarious how 2 or 3 niggers insisted the botfabs killing you has always been in the game and that everybody saying otherwise were tourists.
>>578768413I mean bug holes have always killed you but they literally have a kill box under them so just land next to it and you good bro.
>>578768262full
>>578764854>>578764850
>>578768262Dont tell me its fvll
>>578768508Those aren't botfabs though, the discussion was never about bug holes.
>>578768413This thread is full of raging faggots who don't even play the game and just spread misinformation about it.
>>578766364>Bringing up a conversation from the last thread where you got clowned onYou could have just let it go, damn. You went to to the effort of making a webm reminding people who much of a dumbo you are.
There are people that think fire and gas are too weak.
>>578768213>>578768413>Being killed by the fabricator explosion is a recent latency bug and not intended.means nothing when it being less likely before was also not intendedCannon Towers, Illegal Broadcasts, Fabricators, and all other things that blow up when you land on them have always had a chance of killing you
>>578769294>means nothing when it being less likely beforeIt never happened before. It is a recent bug that has been happening since Exo Experts. If you host all the time, or get close national proximity public lobbies, you will never experience it. It only happens if e.g. a US player gets in a lobby with a Chink, or an EU player with an Aussie etc.
>>578769165I'm not feeling the gas, but I don't have any of the gassy warbonds; been mainly trying to use Gas Mines, but it's more of a defensive measure...I liked using Gas Orbital but I don't know if it's worth carrying in higher difficulty
>>578764505Metaniggers who complain about the game being boringhidden trvke is that it's still boring without them
>>578769294cannon towers killing you is because they have a delayed explosion that causes you to fly fucking miles. fabricators only explode once and it happens when the helldiver is still in the pod and supposed to be immune to all damage
>>578769545On bugs gas strike is extremely powerful. Dropping it on a bug breach will kill most of the stuff that comes out and leave only the heavy enemies behind.
>>578769294>Cannon Towers, Illegal Broadcasts, Fabricators, and all other things that blow up when you land on them have always had a chance of killing youLiterally fake fucking news, kill yourself. I've been playing since a month after release and this has never been a thing ever. I've landed on shit without a care in the world and never once had problems until April of this year. You are meant to be completely immune to all damage while in the Hellpod, the only exceptions are the instant kill death zones from any and all holes with no bottom, or bug holes.
is there any chance we are getting new stuff at gamescom today
>>578764505>complaining the game is hard but not running hard meta
>>578769724I've literally seen people die by landing on cannon towers but go off king
Fabricators have always killed you tourist babs, why is it so hard to admit you're new
>shoot pregnant woman>baby burst out of her stomach and rips your head offThis is the point your retarded fags are trying to make, there's no reason why fabs should kill you
>>578769878No you haven't. What you've witnessed is them not dealing enough damage to cause it to explode instantly because they clipped the corner, so when they leave the pod, the explosion happens a couple of seconds later while they're no longer immune to damage, because they're outside of the pod, and they die. You cannot fucking die to explosions while in the Hellpod in a hosted lobby, or a lobby that isn't hosted by a Chink or a dial-up nigger from Mexico.
>>578769846I see more people complaining that the game is easy while using giga-grenades and mechs, desu.
>>578764505I keep dying when I land on possible killzones, the game is horrible
>>578769910see >>578768213dumb sea monkey
>>578770075no I see them land on ones that've already been damaged so it blows up immediately and that sometimes kills them and sometimes doesn't
Very weird because you're literally supposed to be invulnerable while inside the hellpod per game code, and during the moment in which you are rising out of it and without control
>The game is a buggy piece of shit except when I need it not to be to win an argument on 4chanyou can't win this one xister, give up
>>578769910>>578770182Oopsie poopsie, tourists.
>yeah bro' fabricators always killed you, i can tell because i play the game ;)This thread really is full of brown kids.
>>578769832Geoff said sweden is presenting something but idk
>>578770535Brown kids btfo
>>578770256Well then it's a high latency lobby and so the bug is kicking in, because this doesn't happen if you're the host, or again you're not in a lobby hosted by a SEAnigger or a Mexican.
>first permanent strategem reward possibility we get in almost a fucking year>bug MO>that is mathetically near-impossibleYou do not despise swedes enough.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243330043950/76561198015607024D10 boogs
>>578770803what was the strat?
>Community has been landing on corners since the game came out>I-I WAS NOT AWARE OF THIS BUG UNTIL TODAY h-haaa, IT'S NEW, IT HAS TO BE, IT ISN'T ME WHO'S NEWnice tantrum but you are not winning this
>>578770818If this is already full you niggers have to be scripting or something.
>>578770886some mine/launcher or the fucking exosuitsi can't recall whichgod I want a new Red strat so bad
>>578770893>>Community has been landing on corners since the game came outno? why would we land on the corners when up until exo experts it never killed you? what purpose does this server? why are you doubling down this badly to the point you're bringing up an argument you lost like three threads ago? are you malding this badly? could you even get to sleep?
Incinerator FRV?
>>578770941no ones in herecould be that the link got fucked because i restarted my routergive me a sec ill restart the game
>>578764226I'm not diving on the goddamn bug front until they give us more squid content.
>>578769832
>>578770818>>578771040steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243330979532/76561198015607024Strange, links still the samecan someone else host i think im fucked by my ISP this evening
>>578769165Fire is overpowered.Gas has been powecrept into irrelevance.>All sources of fire now induce panic which is no different from confusion, enemies attack one another which just adds to the DPS>Cremator stands in the top three for backpack-fed support weapons>Hot Dog is one of the best Guard Dogs>Orbital Napalm never once nerfed, has the exact same cooldown as the 380mm but is just vastly more useful>Napalm Eagle buffed for some reason even though it was a perfectly good stratagem. Now covers an absurd amount of ground>Fire Sentry buffed over and over and now it's GOATed>Both the Incendiary Grenade and Incendiary Impact got buffed to have 5 stocks for some damn reasonThe Gas Grenade, one of the few items considered good in the Chemical Agents Warbond, is now less effective than either of the Incendiary throwables. You only get 4 of them vs. the 5 of the fire-based grenades, they all apply confusion, they all destroy small spawners, but the fire-based ones deal way more damage.
>>578770984>new Red stratgive Orbital Arc Barrage and make it kill everythingI want the 95% arc resist armor to see some play
>>578771351SameI want my destroyer to blot out the fucking sun as it creates a thunderous cloud above my head and then zaps the largest motherfuckers and arcs to everything else.
3/4 BUGSJOIN steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243328046151/76561198061988256
>>578771249nvm works nowfuck swedenfull btw
>>578771040Would it not say strategem? I forgot what the supply frv campaign listed it as
>>578771040Has to be the Incinerator FRV, there's nothing else in the pipeline for freebies. We're still missing an entire armor set from the Helldriver Warbond plus this vehicle.
>>578771554>cameltoeMOOOOODS
Breakthrough mech is now my mechfu. I also like taking the bastion and running over squiggets. You can run over every votesnatcher type, even the bongers.
>>578771304trvth nuke. until they make all sources of gas apply the acid effect, it's never catching up with fire at this rate.
>>578771351https://youtu.be/DNrOfsYaIC8
Enter:
buGODs, it's your time to shine
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1b74hmc/is_it_intentional_that_i_die_when_i_drive_my/posted it in the wrong thread, the uma images are throwing me for a loop kek
>>578771695They said we’d get the flame FRV in October so it’s not that. I’ve seen a couple people say the eagle gas strike was enabled with the patch so it’s probably that
>>578772758bugACKs its your ACK to ACK
>>578766769Eh, I don't think it works.
>>578772881Well they better be buffing gas alongside it, because gas as of right now is complete ass.
lobby domo
>>578772826>bug is 3 years old >they recommend landing on the corners/thread?
>>578766769>>578772968What the fuck
Gas also works as a smoke grenade, or maybe that's just the confusion effect breaking aggro, I've had no problem losing bugs just by gassing the area behind me and running.
>>578773114Nigger
>>578772695Miss me with that shit.Wake me up when we get ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAWS!
>>578765494I remember when the war was fun and it felt like our actions actually mattered. Fucking Joel. Fucking swedes. They just couldn't let us enjoy the war and adapt. They had to control EVERYTHING.
>>578772826>old bug that was fixed so fast that nobody even knew it was a thing is brought backwater is weti have literally always landed smack in the middle to avoid getting stuck in the foundation and it has never killed me
>>578773531>Wake me up when we get ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAWS!I kneel anon. You're a man of the most refined taste.
>>578766602>and when a man's dream becomes obsession, a chat bot is born.Oh no...
>Campaign reward: Stratagem permitWhat will it be?
>>578773846People are saying Eagle Gas or the Incinie FRV.
man the woodland seaf looks so cool
>>578773846It's the flamer car, calling it now.
>>578773935i don't even want to unlock that thing, what a fucking waste of dev time
>>578764505>pubbies are retarded but i refuse to host the lobby myself
>>578773846Its gas strike. Already data mined.
>>578772758China's finest warriors will complete it so I'll just go play against bots instead
>>578773930Damn, I wish I was SEAF.That'd be the true grunt fantasy.
>>578772695
>>578773601>>old bug that was fixed so fast that nobody even knew it was a thing is brought backthat's a post from a month after release thobeit?
>>578773935>>578773912>>578773846It's the APC. It will arrive in our darkest hour as the cultists reveal themselves.
>>578774131that doesnt contradict what he said, dumbo
>>578773930Do the backpack SEAF do anything special besides the medics? They look like ammo packs but I've never seem them supply themselves or others. >>578774074SEAF grunt roleplay lobby is a possibility.
>>578773846Nothing new. It'll be *effect* on *thing already programmed and done* or *weapon* on *vehicle or sentry*I'm tired.
>>578774074god if there was a helldivers RTS where you could command seaf squads with helldiver support, I would buy it immediately
>>578774131brown retard
braphog is overrated vs bugsI don't need them lobotomized to be smarter than a bug
>>578774127
>>578774273it's cosmetic like the radio packs
>>578774174Back when the game released most of the players were fighting bots in the creek for over a month, you think only that one dude experienced it?Normal people do thing > see bad result > change how they do the thing > move onIt's really that simple, the bug was present at the start of the game, that's it.
>>578773930BDU's?Holy shit this brings me back.
>>578771304>>All sources of fire now induce panic which is no different from confusion, enemies attack one another which just adds to the DPSI think you're confused about this one. All sources of fire do not induce panic, only flame spray particles. The fire DoT itself does not induce panic, nor do explosive sources of fire like incendiary grenades, eagle napalm, orbital napalm shells, or mines cause panic upon detonation. The fire panic effect also only lasts for 1 second while gas confusion lasts 5 or 9 seconds depending on the source. In effect this means that only the target being directly hit by flame spraying weapons gets confused and loses confusion pretty much as soon as you stop hitting it directly with the spray.
>>578773846fire car or, "napalm airstrike but gas." Disappointment either way.
>>578774740>Back when the game released most of the players were fighting bots in the creek for over a monthlol almost nobody was playing bots because they were hard as balls at the time. 90% of people were on bugs exclusively.
BUG DIVING LOBBYHERE BE DRAGONSsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243333690454
>>578774127Original or Metro whatever the fuck it was called?
>>578774935>"napalm airstrike but gas.">Disappointment eagle gas strike would be fucking great
>>578775006I want red stratagems that are actually new, not just recycled versions of already existing stratagems.
>>578775126please, suggest an entirely new red stratagem, then
>>578774434For me it would be the suppressor.It's like the dominator but good(like the bolt pistol).
>>578774991>300 deaths a minute for 2 months straight on a single planet
>>578775213sword hellfire eagle
>>578775398game had 400k players at the time, and again the bots were ruthless because it was a foggy shit planet and they had perfect accuracy, and we had garbage gear
>>5787749952/4
But if we're being real, the smart gun has been loads of fun in every aliens game ever made and I would love it in helldivers too.
>>578775497that's just eagle 110mm rockets but without any explosion
>>578767507crash?
>>578775583fuck yeah!
>>578775583after the warrant I desperately want a lock on support MG and a lock-on primary AR
>>578775521>>578770535The goalpost keeps moving and moving further away...
>>578775792no? the game factually had 400,000 players.300 deaths a minute with how hard as fuck the bots were was achievable with just 3-4K players on the planet.
>>578768262pesticide deliveredggs
>>578771304you dont play the game
>>578776028
>>578775586obviously it would fly in low enough to slice helldiverscompletely different than the 110mm
not an argument, you dont play the game
>>578775213Super Destroyer KamikazeYour Super Destroyer nosedives into the target, firing all of its main guns before colliding with the surface and exploding in a nuclear tier blast. This completely disables all of your stratagems for the rest of the mission after it's been used.
>>578775583What weapon in the current Helldivers arsenal is most like the M41A?
>>578776306>if you were the host it make P2's Destroyer the hostKINO
I think I will dive Acamar tonight.
>>578775213Kamikaze drone swarm like in black ops 2, basically a huge WASP barrage on an area for X seconds with long cooldown
Cultists at Gamescom in 10 minutes, trust.
>>578775213orbital ARC strikeeagle rolling thunder set of weaker arc strikes, a mix between EAS and Strafing run
>>578776153>Temu Lemmings
>Whip melee weapon>Throwing axes and giant crosses you can boomerang at your enemies>Time stop stratagem backpack>Change to base game, making enemies become deadlier during night
>>578775213Eagle CAS, uses the remaining uses of any eagle stratagem you have at will for 3 minutes and goes into Rearm cooldown x 1.5, flies around the map for the duration
>>578776306Ludo
>>578775213Massive Ordnance Penetrator
>>578776306niggers would be using that minute one, leaving the game and rejoining
>>578776445one-two
>>578776445The one-two is the closest just because it's an automatic assault rifle with an underbarrel grenade launcher.But instead of good and cool it's shit and lame.
>>578775213GIVE ME MY SHREDDER MISSILES BACK! I AM NO LONGER ASKING!
>>578767507uhhh brose????
>>578775213SHREDDERMISSILE
>>578777112if we're already at disneyland might as well say AH would also write the 2 lines of code to fix that exploit
LadsHow do we unfuck the Maxigun?It's likely the worst support weapon in the game barring the flag.
>>578775213>Meteor Sling.Destroyer uses grav-beams to curve meteors in orbit towards the target zone. Basically activating the meteor shower modifier within a limited zone for a set time.
>>578777418Get better at the game, it's completely fine as it is.
>>578777575>Stalwart, MG and HMG users trying and failing to stifle a laugh.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243335459570D10 bugs, predator stalkers.
>>578777418more ammo, more rpm, you can walk while shooting but only backwards
>>578777418>let the user spin it up or keep it spun up without firing it with RMB>increase push force on the projectile so it clears corpses out of the way easier>let the user dive cancel out of firing it instead of needing to wait>give it a first person reticule halo AR style>+500 rounds of ammothere, I improves it without going down the retard path of "give heavy pen durrr"
>>578777418-Slightly more recoil-Can spin it-Direct - Heavy Pen-Slight Angle - Medium Pen-Large Angle - Medium Pen -Extreme Angle - Light Pen-25% more ammo-Basic turret shield
>>578777980or just... give it the ability to move and fire
>>5787776593/4
>>578774296I hate how histrionic people sound when they say "I'm tired" go to bed nigga.
>>578778125>I want to increase the recoil on this gun with massive recoil by another 50% and induce extra sway just so I can move 2 inches a minuteyou're not going to move and fire with it anyways no matter how much you think you want to
>>578777659Full.
Strategem is SEAF call in. If u guys really couldnt tell
>>578778383Excellent, more shit to add to my sentry build so I don't have to play the game.
>>578775213Notice how no one had a good idea.
>>578765271>botnigs will play this and be like yeah bro bots are the hardest faction
>>578777418Give it the same damage per round as the MG-43. It's already a perfectly fine support weapon. It's weaker than the cremator, but the cremator is game-breakingly powerful against bugs and I don't want the maxi-gun to be that good.
>>578778507Fuck off Arrowhead, you won't steal my ideas. Its your job.
>>578778507Several of them have been good ideas, troon.
>>578778358stationary fire is always king, same with all the other MGs... but the ability to move makes a grand difference (crouch-walking while firing is underrated), plus being able to move would allow you to dive innately
>>578778507My idea was good. You are a creative black hole and that is why you lash out.
will AH ever make a good AR-15/M16/M4 type rifle?
>"will AH ever"No
So whens the DSS coming back and what stratagem we gett
Thats really how this shit ends, huh? Just a generic bug MO?
>>578779486It's Eagle Gas Strike.
Arrowhead is so inept that the only reason jason schreier hasnt made an article yet is because theres no jews in sweden
>>578767507ggs, TSD
>>578767507GGs
>>578775213short burst of 2-3 second orbital gattling gun with 5 uses like Eagle strafe
They should add the "call in super destroyer" stratagem from commando missions to normal missions so you can move your super destroyer manually.
>>578778383Is that why its eagle gas strike in the game files? The fucking reditors in this place i swear.
>>578779779https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWXYF4WdY5c
Custom Exosuit with Arm slots you can fill however you likeShield+autocanonFlamer+GattlingHeavy canon+Heavy canon
>>578779779kek
>>578779779shattered xher ankles and made xher clitty leak well done
>>578780084We need a eagle fly-by stratagem just to be able to flex with a low pass.
>the first red in two years is a reskinned eagle strike
>gamescom over>nothingJust as foretold
>>578780329YOU NEED MORE ??
>>578780237nah, super destroyer flyby (with optional close support) is what the game is missing
>stim pistol user near me
>>578780237>8 call-ins>2.4s arrival time>staggers all enemies>can hit bile titans and factory striders (puts Eagle-1 on rearm from damage)
>>578779779CREASE HIS JORDANS, DIVER
BEHOLD! Your new (warbond exclusive) vehicle! The crew consists of 1 driver, 1 gunner and one guy following you on foot to reload the RRs
>>578779779
>>578780329Most of the red stratagems are very similar.
>Eagle-1>Crash into that rock
>>578779779deserved
>6 Months of waiting>Title release>One environmental "hazard" that clearly chases you>2 new enemies (More zombie slop)>Hype up the inside of the void>Pallete swapped biome>Hype up the void source>AI generated Biome>Doesnt even feel like an important world, just feels like generic assets placed in the middle of nowhere>Act like the DSS thing was going somewhere>It was just the devs larping as dead space fans>Win planet>No follow up with the DSS or Calypso>It just endsI saw a post about how Calypso wasnt meant to vanish and some intern fucked it up and now Narrowhead is scrambling to make an excuse for it. I'm starting to believe it.
So why are helldivers the heroes again? if anything Eagle had more skillful training
we're taking Cinnamoroll back
>>578780992Helldivers do all the heavy lifting.
What lobbies do I join if I want to play with good players?
>>578780992Eagle can't press buttons on terminalsduh
>>578781210mine
>>578780992>A pilot trained to fight in both space and atmosphere had more advanced and specialized training than a SOF footsloggerWOW!!!Someone call up real the US military, they might want to adopt this one for real life use
>>578780992Because helldivers "kill" an average of 50 enemies before dying (they called in a gatling sentry and a 500kg bomb before dying to a hiveguard.) >>578781320That wasn't the point of his post, you illiterate.
>>578781210not /hdg/ they're all shitters / don't play the game
>>578780992She is dumb and can't aim without a big red light.
>>578781426gtfo lunglet smokecel
>>578781210The ones with soft core porn
>>578781573why is superman so evil?
>>578781426some of the hdg lobbies are pretty good. Others are only slightly better than playing with randoms. The average lobby quality is generally high, however.
>New eagle strat is basically the napalm one but with gasneat, I'll take it.
>>578780959Every single fucking "big" update Arrowhead makes, they manage to hype up something thats never coming. Why do they keep doing this ? Why start fucking edging everyone with the DSS, Calypso, and the whole scientists shit and then do NOTHING with it ? Holy shit its like they WANT to piss off people
dssvoid_main_story_arccomplete completeLook forward to TCS2_main_story_arc
>>578781210Usually the furry one but anytime you see 40k/killzone shit is a red flag.
>>578781210Avoid the fetish ones like the plague, they usually contain /hdg/'s worst in more than one regard.
I just join random lobbies without giving a fuck. 90% of the time its a good time. Sometimes you get a bunch of tourists shitters, but its rare.
lobby doko???
>>578775213hellbomb bombardment
>>578782804Fetish ones? Such as?
>>578783260brapping and diaperfags
>>578783459That wacko doesn't even play with /hdg/
One last cope. Didnt the illuminate returning interrupt a bug MO?
kill yourself
>>578783260>coomshit anime>furshit>ai slopNeed I say more?
Someone host predator bugs.
>>578783260Horse fuckers, don't trust none of them dang ol' boys
>>578783657I think you should, projector man.
we need it more than ever after the new squids and dss storyline
>>578783729Aww, struck a nerve, did I? You'll get over it.
>a-anime...LE BAD
>>578783763>Reddit Space
if this general is anything to go off of then yeah, tranime is pretty awful
>>578783545i remember seeing a lobby posted that read like something a scat fetishist would post.
>>578764695>die>spectate rando summary execute a heckin blueberry>guy next to him reinforces me>land on the seaf killerfeelsgoodman
>realize dying normally is inconsequential>realize dying with HSO is incentivized>equip jihad armor and spam all of my nades, ammo and stim early while doing risky plays>end every mission with most kills despite having the most deaths>game fun againAt last, I understand and I am one step closer to becoming him...
>>a-anime...LE BADthis but unironically
Heavy armor peak physique leandivers owe me sex.
>>578781573What armor do i use on a full laser loadout?
>>578784485the piss one
>>578784485fire rez with double edge sickle
>>578784610I meant in terms of passives. Dunno what to use on it
>>578784485golden eagle
>>578784485It doesn't matter that much because most lasers don't really interact with pretty much any armor passive.If you're using a laser rover, inflammable is decent for when it grazes you and instantly ignites you, inflammable also pairs perfectly with the double edged sickle to ignore most of its overheat self damage.
lobby bots or bugs steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243341562512/76561198088743
>>578784734unflinching
>>578783763Unironically would be kino.
>>578784848fvll
>>578784848Right when I closed the game fuck my chud asshole.
>Le killing of ze bugs has no relation with anim- ACK
>>578784920oh i forgot i atached that file
Lobby...?
>>578783763Wish granted, but AH is only allowed to use stuff from DS3
>>578785067got his ass
>>578777418>I want to brainlessly brrt at everythingIt's great at what it's good at
>>578785067wow can't wait for the Gundam colalb
What stratagem will we get as a reward for this campaign?
>>578785067>Anime based on a book made in the westWould you like to try again?
>>578784847I prefer using the scythe because it is a proper beam so inflammable is kinda eh.
>>578785067Who are you quoting?
>>578785067https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkXeMAYmuvo>>578785267Sieg democracy!
>>578785131>DS3one zweihander pls
>>578785067this post probably seemed really clever in your head lmao
Another patch full of stealth nerfs to force us to buy a warbond they're too lazy to release, narrowhead did it again!
>>578785067>an anime of all things actually properly adapts the power armor part of starship troopers that is the only notable military tech of the original bookthat fucking retard director wouldn't have been able to make his stupid "fascism" parody if the mobile infantry was actually mobile and and chucking personal nukes at anything that looked threatening
Arrowhead’s greatest defender against you getting free-in game currency (The bar of competition is set rather low)Say thank you.
>>578785067https://youtu.be/l-A-cXgIm38?t=253
>>578785724thank you root-level samalooking forward to a chinese pentesting model getting my bank info!
So many of our weapons got nerfed by arrowdead over the last year it would be pointless to list them
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243341909701/76561197970502312Bugs.
constant shadow nerfs to our weapons have ruined this game permanently, we used to be so much stronger at launch
Arrowhead would rather release a comically powerful yet mechanically identical crossover secondary weapon than make the dominator anywhere close to decent after years of being useless shit.I don't know why they hate the dominator so much specifically.
>>578785067I read the book, its fantastic. The movie with Ironsides is fun and entertaining, but doesnt follow the book as much as I would like. Does this anime do a good job?
>>578786209Join you worthless coomers.
>>578785634So what did they nerf?
>>578786209>crossplay enabled
>>578786619you dont play the game
>>5787862093/4
>>578786926no I'm going to sleep
>>578786209FVLL
>>578785067>this shit was 9 years before Starship Troopers?
>like, zoinks helldiver, we gotta get to the bottom of this terminid mystery or it'll keep buggin me
>>578786998everything, babelhead nerfs fun all the time
Why are you obsessed with steam reviews?
Seaf on bugs are dopeNow they just need to add them to bots and add some cross faction battles and hd2 will be almost as good as CGW :^)
>>578787893Is there an HMG FRV mystery machine mod? I do love my og SD.
>>578788070readily available strawman
>>578788129https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/15488
>>578788151it's the voice of the people, glazers will not silence us
>>578787142There are good DMRs and the dominator isn't one of them.
>>578788347>If you want to have fun find a different gameyou retards should follow that advice, leave us alone
>>578788427yeah probably because it isn't a dmralso deadeye is dogshitconfirmed for not playing the game
>>578788646No
>>578784195>not doing all of this soloso long as HDGshitters cling to the idea that no-squad solodiving is "doing it wrong" none will truly ever be John Rapediver
>>578787893
>>578773294>he doesnt recognize the greatest anime ever madeFuck outta here, kiddo. Gotta be 18 to use this site
>>578789162you are 30+ years old, balding and still live with your parentsprobably have anime figurines too fuckin loser LOL
>>578789162You're pathetic.
>>578789257you're trying to be me but you can't pull it off, unc KEKYPOWWY
>>578772968>>578766769>Pedoslop
>>578789257It's down the line for you too, buckaroo. Never forget it.
I would kill for a gravity gun.
>>578789162>UwU I'm a gigantic faggot nanodesu~!!not the own you think it is
>gucci slippers meltyuh oh
How would you make bots actually difficult?
>>578789097Time for new armor?
>>578790142by playing D10 bots with /hdg/ instead of just joining a random lobby
>>578789097
>>578790142They're already too difficult, they should start by reverting the gunship buff to when they were hard but fair
>cherrypicking gypsy is back at itsell me some freshly picked strawberries at exorbitant prices why don't you, fuckin' gyppo
>>578786603No they fucking haven't. The fame is in a good state. Bitching and whining won't change that. I hope they nerf some weapons just to fucking spite you.
>gucci hurt itself in its confusion
>>578790956that post that caused generational trauma
no, a cope image isn't going to save you or your clique of troons. the tr*nime stomping will continue until further notice
>>578777659ggstotal host death
uncs are incapable of reading the room since they haven't left theirs since '02
>>578775213bombing run (using the bomber model that's already in-game via the POI)carpets an area the width/length of 1.5-2x a strafing run with eagle airstrike bombslongish cooldown
>>578791202hi gucci slippers just a reminder that the voices in your head does not meant the super secret discord cabal exists
>>578791202Holy fuck, /hdg/ can't handle this level of bvsed...
>>578788763The only role it could even attempt to fulfill is DMR because it is too clumsy and too low capacity to do anything else.>also deadeye is dogshitYou are bad at the game.
>>578791202
The reward better be the Cremator FRV and not more brapdiver LARP shit
>>578791539>it is too clumsy and too low capacity to do anything else.filtered>You are bad at the game.weird because the deadeye could only be considered good if you are bad at the game, it's literally a dmr with training wheels on
Woe, nuclear kino upon you all.https://youtu.be/WXHwAWTSjng
>>578772758IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE.Born to diveKepler Prime is a fuckKill em all 2188I am Bug Man927,410,757,864,530 dead bugssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243346471947/76561198410446740
>>578791893Get help, porn addict.
>>578783587oh fuck theyre multiplying
>>578792353everything is porn addict to you faggot raped goynigger zoomersif social media didnt exist you would be my concubine
>>578792490if social media didn't exist your brain would still be splattered on the roof in the places your mom couldn't clean
>>578792490That's a nice bunch of buzzwords you've posted, but you should really get some help, porn addict.
>>578791768Objectively bad ergonomics and a worse magazine capacity than comparable mag fed DMRs like the DCS and hot shot.It will always struggle against numerous targets because it also has horrible reload speed.>it's literally a dmr with training wheels onYou mean you think it's too strong? As in it's actually good? better than the dominator? Yeah, that's what I said in the first place, glad you agree.
>yet another 14 followers twitter artist meltyyawn
>>578792568>>578792560holy shit two rapeslaves>>5787918932/4
>Generic bug MO has more participation than the entirety of the squidslop "Major" update
>>578791893>$70 for that artstyleif it's a joke I'm not laughing
>>578792638yet again it's not a dmr and if you're trying to use it like one no wonder you think its shit>You mean you think it's too strong? As in it's actually good? better than the dominator? Yeah, that's what I said in the first place, glad you agree.of course. famously, people who are good at riding bikes always ride with training wheels on
>>578791893Was gonna join but your replies are kinda cringe..
>>578792832What category does a long range, low ergonomics, high damager per shot, low magazine capacity primary weapon fall in to?What does it do better in any situation than a DCS?>of course. famously, people who are good at riding bikes always ride with training wheels onCope.
>>578792827It's basically an intelligence filter like those scam e-mails with tons of syntax and spelling errors. Helps weed out the normies so you only get mentally ill marks.
>>578792764Except that a good 13% of those bug fuckers are on the wrong planet and thus not contributing anyways.
>>578783260this one >>578791893
>>578790213Damn, Scoob is more hardcore than I remembered
>>578793138Raped
T-Tomorrow at gamescon f-for sure guys...
It's pretty funny how squidsissies spend more time finding excuses to why nobody wants to fight squids, than actually fight them
>>578784848>KSing in a horde shooter
>>578791893The fact that the dumbass devs wont let us customize our characters to this level without a mod is disturbing.
>>5787862093/4 someone left.
>>578793908Helldivers already show too much skin as it is.
Oh god what are the spore bugs doing to the poor SEAF...
>>578792728pornslave
>>578783763Helldivers is just turning into Fortnite. Can we have a normal Warbond first please?
>>578792827Poverty is nothing to be ashamed of anon
>>578794304FREE 15 MEDALS, JOIN UP
>>578794463no cheaters farmed too much SC and izzat AH needs a few more collabs to save face
>>578794518after my nap, keep the lobby open
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243341909701/765611979705023123/4, last mission, come get your free medals
>>578793167Bugdivers somehow managing to be useless even when they have to fight de boogs.
>>578794518>>578794304>>578794689fvll
>>578794447>>578793328you guys do a whole lot of shitflinging and not a whole lot of game playing>>5787918933/4
>>578776445I remember some game, I think the recent shitty AvP, where they changed the iconic gas puff sound of the pulse rifle. Stupidest thing I have ever seen, or heard I guess. Retards on this site actually defended the change and said it wasn't a big deal.
>evac mission took an eternity because half the dudes just got stuck on some random stairsevery updates breaks something with swedes
Calyspo
>>578795710Break any pods that are up, they can block the AI's pathfinding.
>>578795582>I think the recent shitty AvPIsn't the most recent aliens vs predator game 16 years old? It definitely sounded normal in that game.
>>578795926never heard of it
>>578776445The expendable machine gun. Both use caseless ammunition.
Is it me or do bug spawns a lot lower compared to how it was a few weeks ago? I swear there used to be bigger hordes than now. Or did I just manage to get a weird operation?
>>578796189spore strain spams much more than regular terminids
>>578795989Time flies when you're old. If it sounded normal there it wasn't that game.
What went right?
>>578796475Honestly don't know what game you could be thinking of.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faKTVeFfHHk
>redacted regiment>chemical agents>cutting edge>masters of ceremonywhich is the most ___fun___
>>578796756Really good damage output combined with excellent ammo economy and an AP4 underbarrel with strong crowd control that doesn't absolutely destroy the weapon's ergonomics.
>>578791893full
>get bored of new armor passive gimmick>go back to heavy siege ready
>>578796994not the stealthsissy warbond, that's for sure
>>578796817None of those sound off enough to trigger my tism. Maybe it was early footage and they fixed it.
>>578796994Of those, the only items that come to mind are the saber from ceremony, and if you want something actually good and kind of fun, the gas grenade from chemical. I was never a fan of how c4 works, but its probably still good, just too much of a hassle to call it 'fun'
>>578796994retarded regiment, probably. C4 is kino as long as you set up a key to quick switch weapon functions. the marksman rifle is also top tier.chemical agents is ok, brap nade and fart dog are good if situational. stim pistol is a meme, sterilizer is still terrible.cutting edge hasn't ben relevant in like 2 yearsmasters of ceremony has a decent marksman rifle and a surprisingly good nade, but the rest in there is completly worthless
>>5787918931/4lust provoking image
>>578797721Go away Flutefag, this general belongs to RobuttGODs now
>>578797721
>>578798179failed
>>578798281finished op, actually. everyone went to bed
>>578794374That may be true. But I want slides for the proportions.
>>578798595Agreed
what could it be...
>>578777980Holy shit the push force is genius I never thought of that
I've killed myself way too many times with the decoy mine. Why is the throw arc so weak.
>>578798281steam community is down i think anon, sorry.
>>578799307the warbond is actually a video of swedistan getting nuked
>>578798179donezo
>>578799307What's our passive?
>>578792764>bugdivers continue to bugdiveCongratulations on finding out about something a toddler could understand
>>578799307stratagem doko
>>578799478Confirming on my end too. I'll host a lobby in a bit whenever it's back up. Until then I have time to fap
>>578799689Armor Passive: CHUD>May consume dead Helldivers. Doing so restores health and stamina equivalent to 1 stim.
>>578799448Why doesn't it have an arming delay? Swedish malice?
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/15494It's... It's, out, I guess...?
>>578799478>>578799869steam always does maintenance around this time every tuesday
why
what's the purpose?
>>578800204griefing
>>578800034This was made by someone who is genuinely autistic. Like, someone who can't live alone and has Social Security checks. It's on-par with Deviantart fetishism
>>578790142Upgrade the accuracy of all bot attacks to at least match the factory Strider chin guns or the bunker guns
>>578800204using it along with fast cooldown stratagems in exterminate missions can be mildly amusing
>>578800362Not autistic, retarded. It's not even that detailed
>>578800204Concept:>When the shit hits the fan you drop in the middle of the enemy pack, killing a chunk and immediately start firing, super cool!Reality:>You get control of the pod at the last millisecond again and kill your teammates even harder
>>578800514You're overestimating autism of this severity. This was made by someone with the social intelligence of a preteen, but it requires more effort than a genuine retard could comprehend.
What happened to mega nests and mega fortresses on city mapsI'm guessing it's supposed to be on liberation planets but I haven't seen one in forever Don't tell me the swedes broke them
>>578800204trolling lobby
>>578800767There was never any mega nest or fortress on city maps.
>deccide to take constitution to a mission>actually doing really well with it>80% accuracy on end screen>entire fucking mission is ragdoll hijinks as tradeoff>first mission i decide to just kms on after completing instead of extraction since I was level 5I've noticed it on other missions where I am performed well but there's a fucking tax or something when you start doing really fucking good
>>578800204The devs seem to be under the impression that people would do weird coordinated shit like All Arc or All Fire and equip all the stuff to be resistant to that. Except that it only really happens in Discord servers that account for less than 0.01% of all lobbies.
>>5788009547 minute death timer + swedish malicious coding
>>578800887Yes there were, you fucking moron. There even used to be prototype squid Mega Forts at one point that got accidentally implemented, it was literally just two camps glued together with a lake somewhere in the middle.
>>578801307And I'm sure you got a picture of those mega nests and fortresses, right?
koko?
>>578796756Honestly the existence of this proves that there's no reason for the one-two to suck so hard
>Join random game>Faggot host kicked me from the lobby because I took his drop podDidn't think anyone could be THIS fucking petty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOyGQCMiHPw>could've had these squids and at least 3 different sub factions for them on top of a few new units by now if AH didn't scrap them
>pubby detects a troon entering his lobby>promptly removes xhembuh-buh-based!
>>578765271The entire bot faction is just fucking smoke and mirrors for redditors. Enemies are literally programmed to shoot around you for the spectacle. You might get blown up by a mortar shell if you walk into it.
Steam community is back up. Lobbies should be postable now
how do you even make bugs fun? they're so boring. its all chaff.
>>578801530Yeah, just like I'm sure you have pictures of you not sucking huge black cocks.Search through the old threads and browse old YT gameplay footage, I'm not here to do your fucking work for you.
>The year is 2003+23>People still somehow bamboozled by weekly Steam maintenance
>>578796418>Difficulty is sending 9001 enemies at players instead of 91>t.the devs that struggle at D5
>>578802414>claims some bullshit>immediately thinks of black cock when those claims are challengedWhat is this behavior called?
>1 files failed to validate and will be reacquired
>>578802123>Their ranged attacks are actually dangerousThis filters the bottranny>Their ranged attacks are actually dangerousThis filters the bugchaser
>>578802542personally it's more of the constat stream of enemies and not so much the numbers, these new subfactions have this trend of constantly spawn shit to overwhelm you, which is fine but I don't like it, missions are too long to not have some downtime
>>578802409Commando missions, with a crippled loadout.
>>578802409please don't be the aquajeet
>>578802409Do bugs with 3 expendables + Walker
>>578802979there's an aquajeet?
>>578803078aquajet*
>>578802793attrition aggravation is how they tell us they hate us
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243352459652D10 Bugs
>>5788031923/4
>Scrap cultists because it wasnt in some 80s/90s movie>Turn them into zombies instead (???)>Fast forward>Rip off a game from 2008 and 2011I dont fucking get it. If theyre just saying "fuck it" with the movie things then why not add cultists? Are they really this autistic about "Space magic?"
>>578803192fvll
Don't fuck this up bugdivers I need the eagle brapper strike
>>578804148I am going to TK and ruin games until we go back to squids
>Gaycux>ACKamar>Sar Haren
If you're reading this you will die of cancer in 2 years
>2 yearsWhy must you make me wait so long? Can't it be 2 months?
>>578804782>Gar Harem
>>578805409I... see?
surrounded by fucking newfags
>enter lobby>it's a bunch of newtwinks frotting
>>578803478I couldn't tell you, maybie the real reason is that the jeet ceo got offended by the squids cast system so he demanded they changed it
>>578805719W-waow...
>>578806539We kill pedophiles here, sir.
>>578806663(You) are not very good at it
>Stealth warbond didn't have a active camo backpack stratagemWack.
bug? boring. no new warbond? boring. no currency dump? boring.
>>578807539Sorry, not grunt fantasy, realistic, believable, plus its space magic. Now put on your teleportation backpack and stop complaining.
We should double the Dominator's projectile speed and give it a 20 demo explosion that does minor damage.
>>578806539when is this drawfag doing the stimslut cunnydiver?
>>578805409you have AIDS
>new emplacement>the dog kennel>deploys 8 smaller guard dogs with senators>two can follow you around if you have a backpack dog equippedwould?
>>578807543kill aquaggers this is a megumin neighborhood
>>578807658>cunnyLmao never
>>578807836cmon you can put a dick on it after just gimmie ONE cunnydiver
>Your only death the entire campaign: Launched by a BT spawning in under your Breakthrough throwing you out of bounds traitor executionReminder killing swedes is justifiable homicide
>>578808006This is a /ss/ neighborhood. Lolifags keep moving.
>>578807754>smegumeme
lobbysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243358347336/76561198008364447
>>578801992Pubs act like the lowest-trust society in history. Even jeets, at least, fear their gods and divine wrath.
>>578808212full?
>>578808212Fvll
>>578808212failed
>>578808357>>578808418too slow HOMOScunnyenjoyer lobby only!
>>578807658When they get their gross ass teeth fixed
>kill dragon>another dragon immediately spawns>kill dragon>another dragon immediately spawns>kill dragon>another dragon immediately spawns
>>578808498dodged a bullet
>>578799307
>>578806539How are you not banned yet? Every post you make is just child pornography.
>>578808668>robutt grenade
kill yourself jeet
>>578808629Well now I feel self-conscious
>>578808950>>578809083
>>578809191>Vigilance Wing or Sweet Business primaries
Basically, I want a boydiver to peel back my freeskin and liberate the smegstitution from under my super glans
Starting to think playing with pubbies isn't so bad
is the Reprimand any good or should I just stick to the stoker if I want to use an smg
>>578809953stoker gets one-handed and a free flamethrower. reprimand gets... drip ig
>>578807543shut the fuck up fecaloid
>>578809953>>578810027reprimand is medium pen vs stokers light pen and it's 10 extra damage does give it a little bit of extra devastator-one-shot range over the stoker
>>578810152flames get higher pen
>>578807640Yes. We should make the game even more casual. I think every weapon should just explode for 9000 damage with ap9 bit only of you connect an official play station controller with a valid PSN account.
>>578810449forgot to say I'm trans and from India :)
>>578810449>anon says underperforming weapon should be stronger>WELL WHY DON'T WE GIVE IT 6373456 GALLILION DAMAGE AND 70KM AOE WHILE WE ARE AT IT TOO HUH!? HUH!??
>>578803192ggshug your local seafie today
>>578764226Is there something about being the host that makes the enemies spawn on you more? I was facing like 200 bugs, and after I die I keep on seeing that my other 3 teammates that also went solo are facing literally nothing. However, when my teammates face the main horde, I usually at least have some enemies of my own to face.
>>578809953Only use the reprimand if you like UMP45 in CS
>>578774314>Fifth player is an RTS player>Your units don't listen
I got all ship upgrades minus mortar targeting
>>578811394Congrats, one of the three major currencies in the game is now worthless to you.
>>578811574Thanks bro
>>578811574But there are three kinds of samples?
>>578811109>>578810152>>578810027it being the space UMP is exactly why I asked, good to know thoughjustice for gfl45
Leveler cooldown seems too fast. Feels like I can drop 3 of these by the time I would have dropped 4(x2) EATs.
>>578809208Really? That's what makes you self-conscious?
>>578810449buffing underperforming guns to the level of average guns isn't powercreep you retarded fucking mutt.
>>57881110945 is my wife.>there's an actual UMP mod for the reprimandfucking based
>>578813832for me? It's scarecrow
>>578813171Well yeah what else is there?
>>578808212ggs, playing a full support is quite fun
>>578813685>making everything as good as the xbow isnt power creepThats the very definition of power creep mongrel.
>>578814005Based Sangvis Ferri enjoyer.
PreorderGODS win again..why did they release a helmet with no body armor that matches are they stupid?
>>578775583the smartgun would be cool but it would go against the current crosshair hud so it wont happen
>>578809953It's decent, but you have to learn to live with it only being good at very close range, where its small magazine and long reload time make it a liability. Get used to always having Siege Ready, and never reloading on an empty bolt because that effectively doubles its reload time.>>578810027The number of use cases for one-handed SMGs is very low. Like, anyone who bitches about this single characteristic doesn't actually use shields or carries map objectives.
what helldivers 2 weapon is my wife holding
c'mon now
>>578815328Something better than the Libpen.
>>578815328Thats either a colt comando (rare) or an M4AX. But it doesnt matter, its not in hd2. Closest i got for u us the 1-2.
>>578815016Right back at you. 45's SF too, right?
>unprompted offtopic tr*nime
>>578762774just make whatever this a subfaction or optional mission type like commando missions
>>578809953Problem with it really is that it's not one-handed, making it completely useless as an SMG.It's somewhat effective at shooting short range, but even then I'd rather have a larger capacity mag assault rifle, or a high rof light armor gun.
>>578815615>AXwhat is ax?
>>578764505>Because you do not share my political affiliation when consuming this media, you are media illiterate.
>>578815615>>578816623>doesn't know what a Mk. 18 is
>>578816639None of you guys get it except this guy >>578774020The image is about how retards pretend their mental illness or whatever bullshit is incredibly debilitating and they're "trapped" in a cage with no way out, but the reality is they're just retarded whiny bitches
I NEED STIMMMSSSSSS
>>578815328You will use bullpups and you will like it.
Injury? WHAT INJURY!
New content?
>>5788175072 new units for illuminate and a premium warbond, and you want more?
>>578765271reminder that the bot front k:d is like 37 to 1with bugs being 60 to 1 and squids 70 to 1. all data complied from dishttps://crosswaveomega.github.io/helldiversplanettable/FrontDatadespite the metric shit ton of nerfs that made bots unrecognizable from launch they still remain the deadliest faction
>play void world a couple times>players fill the number>all that stuff vanishes>"you win"Unsatisfying
>>578817813whats the swedish equivalent of "u rike?"
>>578814934he didn't say to make it as good as the xbow
>how to fix assault riflesreduce the FUCKING RELOAD SPEED HOLY SHIT who is reloading, a fresh fucking bootcamp baby or a fucking HELLDIVER? give me a fucking john wick ass reload
>>578818276You need more??
How come the bots don't make tanks with different turrets to give them a different role from the war striders? Like the mortars and anti air are already on turrets, why not just put them on a tank and call it a day?
Lobbo doki?
>>578818514thissiege ready is literally baseline for making ARs usable
>>578816623A1-A4 cant really be arsed to figure out more. Its an AR system tho.
>>578817747Definitely not beating "The Raped" allegations then.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243367516479Lobby, I'm feeling bots.
>>578817390Stark...
Crossbow feels so dogshit I don't care how game-changingly good it is, I'm not using it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n--JFlUO4Ogis this fast? it sure looks faster than whatever the fucking helldiver is doing
>>578819004>Crossbow feels so dogshitIn what way?
>>578817507Camo SEAF on a bug world :)
>>578818514>fix assault riflesthey're already great thoughever
For me, it's Erica Lindbeck helldiver voice
>he still uses english vo
>>578819451I already got bored of the JP after a couple months
Now I know for sure that everyone baseding out over the SEAF is a difficultylet. Anywhere above D6 the SEAF squads get instaraped the moment they touch down
>>57881493420 demo force is fucking nothing. All that would do is let it destroy some fences and pop open POI crate doors.>>578815307>Like, anyone who bitches about this single characteristic doesn't actually use shields or carries map objectives.I barely even see map objectives that want you to carry it further than 6ft, and both shields are such a small niche that it's not even worth it. So yeah, the one-handed trait is basically a meme.
>>5788190003/4
>>578819491Why are you letting massive groups of enemies build up shitter
>>578819491SEAFies are fucking liabilities on any map that isn't a city. And even then, all they're good for is being a distraction.
>bolt is on the right side instead of left for some fucking SWEDISH reason (right handed-shooter using a left-handed gun)>this means he actually has to switch his gun-holding hand to rack it>helldiver has to physically pull off then throw away the magazine instead of ejecting it and letting it fall while having a new one readyDidn't someone note that the devs were trying to make the guns as realistic as possible?
>>578818276likkez du?
>>578819659>>all they're good for is being a distraction>highlight charger>the head is gone within 5s
>>578818514I just never reload on empty mag when possible. If I see red in the mag then I just reload. >But the wasted bullets.Not my problem.
>>578818986Sounds like bugs are just easy
>>578819701>Didn't someoneYesThemselves :^)
>>578819701Ermmm clearly YOU never larped as a soldier for 8 months.
>>578820086the swedish military must be a joke
>>578820215So true, Zister. Two more weeks!
>>578819000We're gonna start at 3/4 on a low population world to keep the spot open.
>>578819659the seaf can solo clear the map in most cases because they just keep dropping on the objective and shooting EATs at it
Are we ever getting a regular warbond ever again
>>578819701holy noguns, this is one detail they didn't fuck up
>>578782062>Every single fucking "big" Livestream my favorite onlyfans whore makes, she manages to hype up something thats never coming. Why do she keep doing this ? Why start fucking edging everyone with the DSLs, anal , and the whole lesbian shit and then do NOTHING with it ? Holy shit its like she WANTS to piss off peopleAnd yet you keep giving her money.
>>578819701It would be crazy if there's a whole ass "most used type of rifle in the world" that has the bolt handle on the right side of the gun huh?
>>578820630>trusting swedes
>>578820745
>>578820805Gas too, right in the nostrils, holding breath or not
I just woke up with the word "space dink" echoing in my head, i think i had a racist dream.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243369147589/76561198039845988D10Fighting (((Bugs)))
Truth be told... even if the bolt is on the right-hand side, I see no reason you have to switch hands to pull on the liberator's bolt. The carbine's reload animation should be standard, tbhdesu.Either that or have the entire reload animation be entirely right-handed.>>578820708IIRC, the doctrine for AK-pattern rifles (at least old Soviet doctrine) has its user primarily use the right hand to remove/insert the magazine and pull the charging handle. I wonder why didn't le Swedes do either instead of the awkward hand switch...
>>578820805As a left handed tosser, this do be how it is
>>578821165Coyote uses the russkie reload
>>578821042FVLL.
Bugs are so fucking boring at least nuSquids shoot back
>5 SC away from new warbond after grinding for an hour>Get 140 SC on final mission, when most previous missions usually had 10-20Really makes you think.
>>578820518People complained about stratagems in warbonds and wanted them for MOs, so no. There are no normal warbonds now.
>>578819701realistic yesrealistic as in the devs have only ever handled basic pistols and their ak4/ak5 AT MOST which feature a right hand charging handle like your typical AKWhy it's like that on a bullpup? swiggerism
>>578822071oh and don't forget they can't figure out the incredibly advanced technique of flipping the rifle on its side so they can rack it with their left
>>578821165i thought russkies do that cool left hand reload > (still left hand) underhand bolt charge
>>578821924It really doesn't
>>578819701You still might be able to delete this post.
>>578822071Ak 4/5 is based on the FNC, not AK
>>578822565Are you his indian izzat attorney?
>Uno reverse crossover…with the Helldivers thing being cross pollinated ‘the other way.’ instead of it being a cross event where the other thing is going to HD.
>>578822267They do, I didn't read his post with thought when I posted >>578821349
>>578822704whoops, you're right, but they're functionally the same in this regard
>>578823014True
>>578764684I've been using this while trying to get more points for the grenade pistol.Siege ReadyEruptorRedeemerMelta mineSupply packEagle AirstrikeOribital LaserEAT
i'm going to download a mod to specifically change the appearance of mountain-scaled because i'm not a big fan of the chinaman warrior look
anime website, anime board, anime general.
bring back heavy pen grenade launcher.
>>578824575if you disagree you're gay
>>578824575The BFGL and GLe are right there.
>>578824741I would rather use the medium pen grenade launcher over both of those.
And just like that the squid front returns to it's around 3 divers.
>>578819701Ah yuo see Sërgej, when yup hold rifle like limp pænis, it remind you of making mētbäll with mother, thus yuo shoot harder
>>578824575They will, when the player count drops off again.
>>578825098Having half the playercount as the automatons outside of a major order is pretty good.
Abdosisters, we stay winning.>*flaunts my fat fucking poopy diaper butt around the super destroyer, accidentally smacking the ship technician to the floor and giving her a concussion*
>>578824741>bfglNeeds to be buffed, fucking stupid it does heavy pen but handheld wont>emplacementI never seen anyone use this outside a evacuate assets mission
i love my /hdg/ frens
Void content will return soon right?
>>578819701What pisses me off is nobody uses the bolt release, pistols have them but every primary I gotta rack the charging handle
railgun was powercrept huh
>>578825930Emplacement goes really hard, just requires you to set it up with some forethought.
>>578826121Railgun hawktuahs on AMR, tbhdesu—more correct would be AMR got powercrept.Also, handler could never.
>>578825956>the missing planet>lunar eclipse incoming on thursdaytrust the plan
How do dissidents even plant bugs on other planets?
>>578826663oviposition
>>578826663They dont>>578826718You belong in an asylum
>>578826121Which Helldivers 2 character is that?
>>578824741Grenadier Battlement is AP3 now, the AP4 component of it does literally zero damage.>>578825930Most people are just fucking stupid. Grenadier Battlement is an expendable Grenade Launcher with 50% more ammo, no reload requirement and 25% of the cooldown, on top of creating instant cover, all for the simple cost of using your brain just a little bit and being a static emplacement. It's stupidly fucking godly.
>>578826663They collect spores/eggs on other planets, bring them to TCS planets, then incubate them in a sealed space to prevent the Termicide from killing them before they're mature.
>>578826663>bring cute bug back from a mission>keep cute bug as a pet>it accidentally escapes>quickly bring back a new cute bug before the DO finds out and scolds you
578826904Look, I'm sorry your posts dont get (You)'s and youre upset nobody is a porn addicted gooner like you but have the dignity and self-respect to not samefag
>>578827103CUTECHU CHU CHU
>>578826904That's eagle 1
I think we should take the larvae of the Terminids within our bodies. This will grant us great power, enough to spread Democracy across the galaxy.The Worm our God told me this. I trust its words, for it has no reason to lie.
>>578825930>>578826991Grenade battlement is 1000x stronger when your teammates have room temperature IQs and are smart enough to shoot that one lone enemy spawned behind your field of fire and is trying to shank you. Unfortunately 99.9% of randos are pissponies.
why are you guys so mean
>>578828493You become le gey if you aren't.
lobby doko
>>578779779uh ohleandiver melty
>>578828493The real enemy is within and those we hold dear
>pigrunes
>>578828865After shower. (You) too need a shower.
>>578828865Hmmm nyo
>>578829043Sex with doro. >>578829117Sex with colgate.
>>578828964Third-world hours after all.
>>578829171>Sex with colgate.That would burn though because it's minty.
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243375854767/76561198066017633
>>578829287I won't question why you know that toothpaste leaves a burning sensation on your dick.
>>578829341full
>>5788293412/4
>>578829341FVLL
farming on Phact Bay sucks right now, around 4 or 5 drops and 30 SC. I'll try again tomorrow. .
>>5788293413/7
>>5788293414/4
>>578826904It's the handler, she handles all your paperwork and requisition forms aboard the super destroyer
I like the melta gun vs bugs, holy shit are bugdivers absolutely terrible at fighting bugs. I can't go 5 fucking seconds without needing to respawn some nigger. Half their deaths are from panicking and shooting something point blank with an ultimatum I swear.
>>5788303366/7
This is the first game that ever got me to buy something from the store in this case it was the premium warbond Python Commando because I wanted the minigun. I mistakenly thought buying the warbond would unlock all its pages. Silly me hehe! I guess that's a fine compromise to prevent pay to win I just really like miniguns and sentries.
>>578831864Time to grind with the maxigunEven if you have full 250 medals you cant wipe a whole bond
>>578831864you look like this to me
>>578826663Super earth lies to save face about the TCS failing a second time. There is no dissident sabotage.
guys I did it!I actually don't need to play this game anymore!
>>578832508>not 6767/7000get back in there retard
>>578832821pls noI don't want to play anymore
My favorite enemy is the Factory strider.But the most iconic enemy is the Bile Titan.
>>578832938I bet you're saying that because you have the bile titan titty mod installed you sick fuck
>>578832938I disagree.>most iconic botdevastator>most iconic bugcharger>most iconic squidharvester
Remembered helldive.live exists.Blitz loadouts still perplex meIt's like he's actively trying to get in the way of doing the objective.
Detective? I got nothing.
Heres my rough idea for Helldivers 3>Borgs and Squids make a shakey alliance>They make a powerful push towards super Earth>We cant fend off both waves and they reach super earth>We lose the battle and are forced to flee>Illuminate immediately backstab the borgs (they already trusted humans once theyre not falling for that again)>Squids assume control of Super Earth and turn their attention to the borgs and start doing to them what they did so Super Earth>Squids contain the bugs and look for methods to disperse the Gloom>New Super Earth is founded>Enter Helldivers 3>The tone is a bit more serious, not super edgy but somewhere in the Halo tone and the Squids become the main antagonist and actually get cultists>Super Earth is barely crawling along as they just have a small pocket of the galaxy to operate out of>Super Earth is still are war with Borgs/Bots but will begrudging have temporary alliances where necessary on select few worlds and you will fight alongside them like you do SEAF>Bug missions are guerilla style tactics missions to secure E-710 in less than secured regions of the galaxy>In major battles, we can see bots and seaf working together to fight the squids>Squids eventually start looking to mutate bugs as voteless eventually start to run low and we get mutant bugs
>>578834303teleporter malfunction
>>578834303desync + misaligned corpse hitbox, probably tp'd into a corpse you couldn't see (and most likely was somewhere else entirely on his screen)
>>578834358>We lose the battle and are forced to fleeNever gonna happen on my watch.
>>578834303desync corpse perhaps, though I suspect nerve gas
>>578834441The bugs just want to play!
>>578834303Calypso
>>578834602
>>578834701She was so foine
>>578834567how
>>578777418Give it heavy pen. That's it.It effectively increases the damage against medpen targets while removing it's uselessness at the presence of heavy pen targets.>>578777575 >>578785260 Solo D10 bots with maxigun or you're a cocksucking nigger.
>>578833558Silly billy 2/3 statementsBot is represented by the Hulk, which caused by far the most grief at the start of the game.Bug is represented by Hunter because BWEH?
>>578835247>heavy penThis retard never played piss planets.
Oh my science, just 1 more mission!
Man, I haven't played bugs in so long I forgot just how aggravating it is to not have enough explosives to close bug holes. Also, Dragonroach seed is such a bad time to test out the Melta Gun.
>>578777418amazed that no one else even talks about thisneeds a massive reduction to recoil but lose all recoil benefit of crouch/prone and ADSit's a minigun. you dont fire it laying down you fucking faggots.also let you move slowly and dodge while firing, and possibly something to deal with corpses blocking everything too.and fix the awful stapler sound
>>578835451finally, a media literate anon in this general!once he hits lvl300, the grunt fantasy will be complete!
>>578835432Actually i did, nigger.Being able to finally stand up to hulks, war striders, and actually killing vox engines by just shooting at the tracks felt great. All of the maxigun's downsides suddenly felt worth it for once. It's what the maxigun should've been.>inb4 war striders have medpen weak pointYeah try actually killing one on D10 with the maxigun while there's 10 bombs ready to blow up beneath you and you've got devastators shooting and flinching you from every direction.
>>578835647Nobody talks about this because the weapon in a perfectly fine sidegrade to the MG. Lower the difficulty, dipshit.
>Ohdough used to be a competitive Overwatch player>Now he plays one of the most easy pve games on the planet and talks like its competitiveLiteral definition of a washed up unc.
>perfectly fine
>>578836024Biblical TRVKE
>feels the aura
>>578836208>raped
>>578836204I asked
>try to create a paladin build with directionless + hammer>try to protect with directionles>one chicken rocket and I am dead>rock solid + ballistic let me tank it and not ragdoll>become budget sundownerI AM FUCKING SOMEWHAT RESISTANT!
>I axed
New>>578836574>>578836574>>578836574
I just won the lottery (not the jackpot), time to buy lots and lots of bitcoin
>>578833558Berserker is a far more iconic bot to me
>>578834567This happens to me at the start of missions
