>Latest patch:https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450?emclan=103582791474686175&emgid=67625562344521860>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/https://deadlock-api.com/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/https://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>578714804
So who is Willow?
>furshit is now being spammedgreat
borgor
>>578787506FURRY game buddyGo back to marvel rivals if that upsets you
>>578787506>trying to bring it into the new thread by talking about it instead of just changing the subjectRETARD
>>578787704vyper isn't furry
>>578787704Buddy, Marvel Rivals is gay furry central. Everyone there goons to Rocket.>>578787719Also this
>>578787346Dark Willow from dota. Magic multiverse explanation for why she is in New York
>>578787930Wait really? Huh you learn something new every dayI stand corrected.
>>578787906she is, furry is an umbrella term which scalies fall under.also, Vyper (lore wise) isn't even under that.she's a gorgon, she's like Medusa.i'm gonna be sad when they delete the lizard.>>578787930>Everyone there goons to Rocket.can you blame them?
>"nerf" mcginnis>effectively does nothing>"nerf" celeste>actually makes her stronger>but since they've been "nerfed" they are free to act like the problem is solved for at least 3 monthsis it really so hard to think a little before making a patch? is it really so much to ask
>>578787586>>578787704>>578787719>>578787930>>578788028>>578788068this guy posts his fat hairy asshole on twitter btw
>>578788120>Being obsessed about this random guy you cyberstalk himJust admit you're a wraith main little buddyWhere did the graves touch you with her grasping hand.
>>578787704holy trvke
>>578788451ew human w*men
>>578788097Devs are working on the closed build that has so much shit we don't have that they really don't want to bother wasting dev time with us. Its just pointless trying to balance what effectively is a 1+ year old version of the game. The celeste patch was probably just cobbled up in a couple of hours to throw us a bone
>>578788120HOTbut also not that guy, I have made one tweet in like 5 years.
Give me Drifter builds
>>578788097Well, her gun does jack shit for damage now, and according to /dlg/ that was her only strong build. Just ignore the fact that all other M1s run circles around her and shit out damage way faster than her even before the nerf.
>>578788405>graves's plapmeat
>>578788584Used to have some nights were I couldn't even queue up because Yoshi keeps releasing a micro patch every 2 minutes. I haven't had that happen to me in a long time bros.
>>578788120as everyone shouldshortstack enjoyers rise up
>>578788120>every post you dislike is the same personboy it must be fun being that retarded
>>578788405>>578787197Uhm.. can you guys not sexualize a fictional 18 year old legal adult???
the world would improve overnight if i was allowed to kill undesirables through the internet
So is she OP or UP?
https://files.catbox.moe/ai7zbi.mp4why are drifter players so fucking stupid???
>>578788584>hey yoshi can we have a some model reworks?>"no">yoshi can we have new map additions (not koth)?>"no">can you range ban all the ooga booga speakers?>"no"
>>578785527yeah, i don't know how the interaction with skulls works, but i also think this is purely a bricklo thing. any sensible person would have probably stopped shooting and just ran, but it was still funny. webm related
>>578789239you can kill them in deadlock. complete the ritual bro
>>578789153https://files.catbox.moe/5dxbpb.jpg
I'll deal with the troopers
>>578789624PULL. BACK.
Rejuv's dropping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The war is OVER. You've LOST
>>578787586but graves is a girl
>>578788068>she's a gorgon, she's like Medusa.>i'm gonna be sad when they delete the lizard.for all we know that's what gorgons look like in the lock 'versebut in either case i prefer lamias anyway
>>578789338MAYBE a little underpowered but she's actually a victim of the current meta that for sure has not been complete and utter spirit slop for the past year or so
@578787586you're a stupid nigger that adds nothing to the thread or "thread culture"
If it wasn't for the they shit added last second into his bio Pocket probably would've been the literally me protag and would've been the main character in the Deadlock animated TV show
Deadlock is not beating the allegations, this game gonna die
>>578789338
>>578790031picking silver is a guaranteed win 37 percent of the time that's pretty good
>>578790031Geist has the same rates but pros put her in S-A tier
do veils hide the graves gravestone outline or no? like if I put them under the shrines
How do i get my teams in ratlo to buy more counter items being the only one with any type of slow, silence or knockdown is exhausting
>>578788405Where are the spanking marks?Her mentor is very harsh and strict!
havent been playing for a month or three, any leaks/rumors on the next set of heroes?
>all out ukrainian russian war in my team chat>meanwhile im just running around on Rem being a chud and stealing sinnersIt's an honest life
>>578789514Pay up!The toilets on those aircraft carriers ain't gonna unclog themselves!
>>578790737just say pidoraski pidoraski over and over
>>578790737You can do the same thing on Doorman but actually have fun at the same time.
>>578789514that's hot
>>578789338Fundamentally op and always S+++ tier ok she can beat any hero 1v1 how is that fair
Why can sinclair just stat check any hero in the game?
>>578789827Shes a 1v1 fighter in a AoE slopper game
>>578789338S tier unless they have a really good comp that can kite/control her effectively (lash, vindicta, mina, wraith)
>>578791682so is drifter but he doesn't belong in the dumpster like silver
>>578789697Going in!
>>578791843But anon Drifter ult is AoE blindslop
>>578791843sis your drifter ult?
>>578791843Yeah, except for his AoE disruption ultimate that debuffs several people with -100% damage because they can't see people to target that also removes the duelist clause from his E damage bonus.
>>578791843His gun isn't steaming dogshit
SHARPININ' CLAUS
>>578792105Real talk, Silver's gun feels so fucking clunky to use.
>>578787506the game looks kinda cool but i don't like seeing animals be hurt or sadalso i don't need caked up furbois reigniting my gfur phase and making me gay
>>578789338the most broken character in the game and its not even close
>>578793005Anyone familiar with the Monster Hunter Greatsword DPS chart? That's Silver. You miss a single shot and your damage output flatlines.
>>578793235Difference is she does DB damage, not GS
>>578793235Silver is more like Charge Blade if you had no shield and it took five years to fill all of your phials and then once you were finally charged the Nergigante decides to fly away until your juice is gone only to drop a million turd mines on you and oneshot you
>>578793005>stops working for no reason when you use skills or dash or do anything while pumpinga shell>has no dps>no range>don't meatshot = deal no damage>takes a million years to reload (silver upplayers will point out it's not actually a million years)
>>578789338SS+++++++++ilver is a menace she carried me while I was playing green warden in ranked.
>>578791807It’s the opposite actually, f teir unless you high roll the teammates with disables so you can actually hit people while ult
>>578793005This is why I refuse to play her, such a core mechanic of the game shouldn't feel so unbelievably shitty; Doesn't help the 'pay off' is you get to play a more boring character.
ONE OF THESE LANES IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERSONE OF THESE LANES DON'T BELONG
>>578794493>zero greens infernus
>>578793220Billy is actually more broken, he has like 10 different bugs
>>578794650i needed damage, trust me
Please nerf wraith for everyone else but me
>>578795035LIFTING
>>578788405i am sick and tired of these twats not knowing how the o game works. beneath the belt you fucking tool. nice ass though
>My subhuman negroid Haze "teammate" left the game>Still winMan this feels great
>>578794871read what the greens do retard
>>578794252If you cant jump people with silver's bola and her 30 meter wolf jump you suck cock. Buy slowing hex retard.
>bebop calls me useless and asks to swap lanes because he died in lane>decide to get out of his way and just go farm boxes and jungle>he complains about me leaving him aloneSo what the fuck is it with this whiny cunts?
>>578795698Brother there was nothing worth a cspell or dispel so I went damage because my Bebop was first time keyboard and my blue lane went a collective 0/15 in laneKill yourself
Just six more weeks of the cuckshed version and maybe we'll get an item update and another 2 months after that we might get some actual content.
>>578796162What is dispel? One bola+slow hex is not enough
Why doesnt graves just tell everyone shes a minor when someone tries to gank her?
>>578796638yes it is queer boy, you win that economically by 1600 anywaystacking slowing hex is basically the only thing that differentiates phantom+ to oracle and below. No counter and no diminishing returns on duration unlike stun stacking.
Start spamming Apollo he will be broken once the item update comes out.
>>578796383you died eight times on infernus bro, boundless is not more important than 4.8k spike in green. stay bad
Start spamming mokrill he will be broken once the item update comes out.
>>578796848He's already broken. He's fun af too. Why do you say that though? New melee item for him? >>578797007Put unstoppable to wants to win. So much CC right now that curse was buffed
>>578797007i fucking love buying witchmail and colossusalso TP is very fucking fun but i get what you mean, retards buy it then don't get close to anyone and wonder why they do no damag
start spamming sinclair
>>578796871Yeah if only I could get to your esteemed rat rank or frog or wherever you mongoloids dwell
>>578797007>>578797161You see people buy trophy hunter then run into the jungle and buy no active items that help kill other players
Start spamming SilverShe's S+++ tier despite being abandoned by players in ranked only picked less than Sinclair
>>578797112>will be
>>578796797If it was enough then she wouldn’t haven’t terrible winrate. The only ones making her work consistent are full stacks with disables
>>578797112leaker said he got hella nerfed tankiness wise
>>578794493>>578797280You should never, ever skip your green spike on any character. You cannot meaningfully contribute to fights if anything almost kills you. Please buy green items.
>>578797504There is no leaks, you are getting click baited
>>578797007>Retard MagnetI need all the ability range I can get so my AoEs cover the entire map
>>578797007I really want to know your thesis on rapid recharge of all items. Its borderline mandatory for some heroes to even be able to play the game. Please enlighten me on how its actually bad
>>578797007>fun haver>frenzyhuh
Why are calico and wraith the only rapebait characters in this game?
>your support: punch viscous>enemy support: dynamo
>>578797538Yes yes whatever you say rat GAWD, there was no threat on me in any fight unless the fight was already over at which point a green wouldn't do shit
>>578797734>He doesn't play Frenzy Billy so he can run at 80mphsad!
>>578797280>Rat and Frog rank is high to himbreh
>>578797457I mean she's not great so only retards play her. People who want to win play high tier characters. She's not that low of a winrate we've had like 45% and below before. 47% is playable af. Considering how bad she performs if she doesnt build the right items which it sounds like even you dont.
Start getting witchmail on mokrill by 20 minutes
>Viscous if he locked tf in
>>578797845you are doomed to never improve because you're addicted to your own ignorance
>>578797941PHANTOM STRIKE!GET HIM MAURICE!
>>578797880That was called sarcasm brotha I know that may be hard to pick up>>578798002>never improveThink I'll be fine if I skip green one game because I had 12k 37min gunbop, mate.
>>578797007Colossus on every female hero!
>>578797723You have support Dynamo on your team. Rift is about to be up, and there's an enemy seven on the other team, along with a Kelvin. Does your Dynamo:A) build knockdown first such that Seven cannot ult on rift? Knockdown Kelvin so that he cannot ice path? Knockdown the vindicta?B) Upgrade rapid recharge so he can poop out one more kinetic pulse on the enemy Abrams
>Go afk because my lane partner is clearly retarded an doesn't want to play the game>30+ minutes in>enemy team is so retarded that my team somehow manages to win>type "thanks for the victory doggies :)"lmao
>>578798328ITS YOU OR ME
>>578798252
>>578789058I was there friend, made this little meme back when kelven still had his disable on his 3. Weekly updates where so fucking peak
>>578798183>Bretty sure I played with you, you aren't good keep buying zero greens on infernus and getting one shot when a real carry player knows who to focus in a fight.
>>578798328C) he gets blood trib because he ain’t no bitch and carry’s the fight
>>578797860I would if they removed the intense diminishing returns on movespeed once you get above the softcap.As it is you spend a shitload of money to barely go any faster.
Mina! Did you intentionally flood the Ixian community with cocaine and meth?!Mina:
>>578798443I sincerely doubt that because I'm eating right now but whatever lets you cope
>>578798328I see your point, but writing off the entire item because of that is just crazy. There are some heroes like Holliday or Doorman where it might just be the single best item in the game. It unlocks their damage potential like no other item can
>>578797007>EE in the same tier as fucking healing tempo (the worst pound for pound item in the game)
>>578798543That's usually the OSIC's job.
>>578798328are you asking what the correct choice is or the choice that my dynamo will make
>>578798442i remember when slowing hex would dispel movement abilities instantlyi'd buy it on every lane i went against GT/vindicta just to fuck with themnow those were the times
I can't believe krill tells mo to find some random person in a dark alley to mo lest them
>>578797007escalating and boundless are good to make sure I am king in my dome though
>>578797941which male is that again?
>>578798719Healing Tempo is only bad when you can't heal other people. Really good item on McNiggis.
How it genuinely feels to read the last couple of updates
>>578798730Mina did it so they would put in a good word for Mina on the Vampire Society. Plus Haze is busy flooding the black community with drugs.
>>578798919There is schizo video essays about why it sucks
>>578798774I like to buy Slowing Hex on every lane I can remotely justify it.
>>578798774>slowing hex would dispel movement abilities instantlydamn, and now without that ability, half of its utility just goes out the window
>item that makes your m1gger fire faster and gives them a movement speed bonus is bad
>>578798954Haze is busy MK Ultraing Drifters and Sevens.She outright told this to Drifter.
>>578799165I dont think its a human experiment. I think she means theyre on the same team so make use of their savage behavior to win the ritual.
>>578798995>>578798919>>578798719Healing tempo is very good on heroes like ivy and drifter (siphon bullets procs it)
>>578798926I want a one on one conversation with yoshit as to why they drive-by nerfed Venator of all fucking heroes like two patches ago meanwhile wraith has been a rape machine for months now.
I once saw a geist put mystic reverb on malice and not bomb in old oracle
>>578800000Once upon a time in 2024 the meta was to put reverb com malice to constantly proc the slow but they changed how it works. You might have been playing with a time traveller. Also digits
>>578800000Nice get, it works for the slow on low cd low dmg abilities
>>578798995so why does it suck?it boosts your green investment and gives a shit load of attack speed with a very easy conditional on the characters that can trigger it. 1.25 movespeed boosts a lot of characters into being able to slide for infinite ammo while simply walking too.
>>578799702>make all his abilities scale off weapon damage>make the scaling peepee poopoo so you barely get anything unless you build 500% weapon damage.>nerf the scaling when they notice im having too much fun spamming grenadesThe other devs probably bully the guy who made Venator for being a chud instead of a Trans rights activist.
>>578799502OSIC is pretty much aware of Drifters serial killing. They make the conscious choice to ignore it, just like the real three letter agencies do with real serial killers.Seven though. The soul erasure thing is not for something Seven has done. It's to eradicate an error the OSIC has done involving Seven. It's a failed attempt at sweeping stuff under the rug. Can't wait to see how Congress will investigate this. Is probably the reason why Haze is participating in the ritual.
>>578800184I don’t remember but I found onehttps://youtu.be/7S020fGoxd4?is=MmEs820_-SysePSo
Holy fuck wraith is so fucking braindead, I can literally feel my brain turn into mush while I play her
>>578798252Colossus is legitimately good on graves
>>578800184the only characters that fully benefit from everything are ivy (entire kit is broken) and mcginnis. less so for mcginnis because shes not going to move out of her heal. for everyone else there are just a bunch of dead stats and healers dont buy it ebcause you're paying 4800 for 5% more healing. the item needs to be reworked
>>578800820The item is fine. People just needs to read what it does before they upgrade their healing booster for no reason. Or give healing booster a different upgrade option.
>>578800820while it is true that it basically exists for ivy, healers SHOULD buy it if they have a gun carry worth boosting, 35% fire rate is a lot. the key word here being a gun carry WORTH boosting, if your teammates suck it's a dead item.it's pretty much giving your gun carry blood tribute with no downside.
>>578790031>thirty>seven>percentGood fucking lord, that's almost a point beyond help
Valve should add a cute white vampire lady to deadlock.
>>578790031DELETE THISHOLY FUCK DELETE THIS SILVER UPPLAYERS RED ALERT RED ALERT GET TO THE DISCORD IMMEDIATELY WE NEED TO LAY A PLAN
>>578801497you should add bleach to your diet and stop posting here.
>>578798328does the seven in this scenario have six extra chromosomes, and did not buy unstoppable as a result?
>>578801624UUHH UHHH SHE CAN KILL PEOPLE 1V1 THAT MEANS SHES STRONG!HER BOLA IS LITERALLY A BETTER SLOWING HEX!BOOT KICK IS SUPER OP! IT JUST IS!
imagine a version of these threads where silver was never added to the game
>>578802025>no silver upplayers ruining the generalImagine
>>>/v/746148836another one filtered
>>578802025These threads would be dead
Why did this game attract the tf2 and overwatch crowd instead of the cs:go and Dota crowd?
>>578802025don't need to imagine. before silver and the rest of the heroes added in her update existed the thread was full of gargoyle lust
Anyone else feel like they the only ones reacting to sound cues? Like I can hear somebody doing our sinners or camps but I'm always the only one to react and my headphones aren't even THAT good.
>>578802397CS and Dota players are notorious for being some of the most hardcore onegamers out there. They literally just do not play videogames outside of whichever of those two they chose.
>>578802465most people have ADHD and are probably listening to music at full volume while playing.
I love laning with Paige as my lane partner so much. They're always the best. YES give me healing rite! give me barriers! Make sure I'm never punished for my hyper aggressive retard moves and give me 6 lane kills!
>>578802397Because a bunch of OW streamers migrated to this game early on.
>>578802465cs:go has almost no overlap with deadlock beyond being a game with guns and russians.deadlock is a worst dota. why would either demographic move?
>>578802397it feels more like a hero shooter and less like a moba
>>578800231need more OSIC case file type lore, I'd love to see what they have to say about seven, drifter, and doorman
>>578801647just report for off topic and ignore
>>578800195venator vs celeste designer cagematch
>>578802397MOBA players don't want to play shootersHell moba players don't even want to play other mobas.
>>578802632nothing really replaces counter strike, I'm genuinely surprised valorant took off. I'm also surprised at leaguebabs who never get tired of how casual league is
>>578800820i take it on celeste for extra light eater fire rate since i already buy healing booster but only as like a super late luxury buy
with how fast you die to melee in laning seven i scomplete aids
>>578802397Cs and Dota players dont know other games exist
>>578804254I find it hard to justify going healing tempo on celeste unless you somehow already bought spellslinger and spiritual overflow.
>>578802397>Why did this game attract the tf2 and overwatch crowd instead of the cs:go and Dota crowd?Because it's a shit moba and a shit shooter.
>people are really trying to argue that ardent sensor but it boosts your healing instead of doing on hit damage isnt goodWhen this game goes public alot of you are dropping to seeker
holliday attracts the biggest egos on the planet, i swear to god
Why does mokrill have mystic regeneration and disarming hex as basic abilities?
>>578798673I don't dislike rapid recharge anon, but early game it's (like first 7-13 minutes) it's a choice between making sure an enemy hero gets nothing at first rift/urn, or one more ability charge. If a Calico is wrecking your shit, slowing hex turns her kit off. If it's a shiv, decay really hurts him before he has debuff remover. Disarming hex saves your teammates when drifter teleports on you, etc.I guess holliday and doorman get exceptions though
>>578805240most people say 8-19min is midgame, and 20min is late due to respawn timers im not trying to "erm actually" you. im just saying that most people wouldn't consider the point where t3s, midboss, and first 6.4k items being bought is early
>>578805102The average Holliday player spends 3 hours a day watching frag compilations, then 3 hours practicing movement, 2 hours in aimlabs only to play two games where they go 3/6
my favorite item? the humble fleetfoot
>other people>they whiff parry, I punch, they dash away and I whiff punchme>I whiff parry, dash jump away, their punch still hits me
fuck i forgot to tell the enemy mo to livestream his suicide as we endedoh well
Why does mokrill have infinite scaling?
>>578806451Why does this always happen? Am I playing against Brazilians on wifi? Am I 3rd worlder on wifi?
>>578806451You do know that melee is aimed where you are looking, right? It isn't in front of your hero, its in front of your camera.So if you don't adjust your camera you will miss them when they dash away.
>>578807054an hour's worth of scaling will give mokrill enough hp to survive 1 extra shot from some rando's gun
>>578807054he needs it okayand he needs a heal that goes through wallsand he needs 60 30 res at all times with a movespeed steroid and tunnel accessand he needs a disarm that hits literally everything from the cursed apple to narniaand he needs an outplay button if all else fails that is also incredibly strong pickhe just does okay
>40 year old white guy using his drivers license pic as his steam avatar playing abhrams
>>578807436
>>578807054>>578807373all support heroes are inherently "weak" so to compensate for this we gave them insane broken bullshit please enjoy our game -Yoshi
>>578805102biggest egos but they are the biggest shitters. if any holliday player could aim they'd be building more crackshot than barrel but they're all convinced they are movement gods by her 100% air control so its just barrel spam and whiffing ults for the average holliday main
>>578805102>>578805603>>578808021Holliday GAWDS run this game btw
>>578807054Every hero has infinite scaling
>>578807436sorry I meant to say old mexican guy
>He plays a glorified demo while the big boys play Deadlock 2
They recommend putting echo shard on jar of dead for Graves but I've been putting it on grasping hands. Am I wrong?
>nooooo you can't play deadlock 2 because you'll complainI'm going to complain extra hard when the update drops
>>578809351if you're in shitlow where everybody's IQ is below 80 then jar is better. if you're in the ranks where the average IQ is 90~ then grasping hands is better. if you're in the ranks where the average IQ is in fact average then you stop picking graves because then she gets dumpstered hard
>>578800231>just like the real three letter agencies do with real serial killersGive one example
>>578807054this >>578808485Bonus health is meaningless, just look at a max boon Silver getting 800 bonus health in ult compared to green invest Mo
>>578790031Where did you get those numbers? Pic related is ranked
Thoughts on Shadow Weave?
>>578807054Combo stacks barely make a difference, Mo just has high base HP
>>578810691You shouldn't let the invisibility run out like you did in this clip. You're not getting the buff you get from breaking it.
>>578810197read chaos by tom o neill. he builds a strong case that they were aware of manson. danny trejo, the famous actor, also claims to have met charles manson in prison and was hypnotized to experience a drug high with no drugs. tom o neill came out on the MK ultra hearings recently too
Im not like the other trannies. What hero is right for me?
>>578811520Silver
>>578811520Venator
>graves and victor on the enemy team>our yamato dies 4 times in 5 minsnice organic matchmakingvery winnable thank you
This was probably quite funny from warden's POV. Fed drifter just lurking in the van >>578810832You're totally right. Not sure why you shouldn't get the ambush period if the stealth simply expiresIt's also important to break stealth before using your key ability because what breaks stealth doesn't benefit from the ambush buffs
>>578810691>>578810832NTA, but adding, also don't break the invisibility by using Rend, do anything else and then Rend, it'll only get that Melee damage and spirit buff after it's fully broken
>>578811520goobert
there are no bad items, only bad players.
What do I build for Ginnis now that her gun has gutted?
>>578802693>Playing ranked>Ask my Calico why he didn't come to me despite me comming>Calico on our doubles come for a free kill>No response>Type asking him why>Oh sorry dude I'm listening to music
Is Boundless Spirit worthless for Victor? You could build Spirit with items that give practical value instead of simply inflating base spirit, right?
>Hmm the enemy just got rejuv>Hmm the enemy just took our first phase patron>OH I KNOW LET ME FORCE A FIGHT FOR NO REASON!And then everyone else staggers in 1 by 1
The item update is coming out tomorrow which features two new items and Celeste buffs. The ETA for the content update is January but we can't say for sure. Hope you enjoy!
>>578812552Thanks going gun mokrill now
>>578812431>paige just accepts the rape
>>578812628Ult and wall bot
Start buying Point Blank on shiv
Start buying Headhunter on Silver
i saw a deathy thumbnail saying the patch wasn't /this week/ and I saw hopoo liking a tweet about valve's radio silenceeveryone knows deathy is an insideri think it will come out next week, historically hopoo has fucked around shortly before an update hits and the celeste hotfix would have been bundled with a general balance patch if they weren't shipping something larger soon
>>578812851victor is slot starved and his concerns are not dying and chasing people, so boundless is too luxury for him
>>578814402It's in October
>>578814402hotpoo is the worst thing that ever happened to deadlock
why did they remove the ability to mirage teleport by clicking on a teammate's portrait?
>>578812857>staggers in 1 by 1Why do people think they can 1v6, especially when you should be on the defensive.
>>578814450basipally yeah
>>578812857yes its called ending the game os you dont have to wait another 5 minutes
>Wraith leaves lane 5/0 with a 4k soul leadwhy even bother playing after that point
>>578816201Why not just kill the Wraith? Just kill them.
>>578815852Its rank you dumb nigger
>start soft inting at the 5 minute mark since the holliday died 4 times and the vyper 3>just zip lining to different lanes throw the ball and fuck off>holliday seethes at me in chat>the graves actually comes out of nowhere and starts defending me saying im just jungling its what the character does>the vyper chimes in with some shit about leading in objectiveshow bizarre
>I'm 0/2 on drifter>Wraith is pushing blue, she's literally 10k ahead of me>Tell my team i need help>Nobody comes>She ults and kills me under walker>Takes walker solo for 4k more souls>wow drifter you're so badfuck me i guess
Valve should add a chinese lady to deadlock!!!
Does the fire trail from Infernus' dash stack onto itself? I.e. if I run back and forth, do I create two layers of damage or just one layer?
Ok so any other Doorman players here? Can you guys EVER play Doorman in ranked? I legitimately cannot play the character. Like i'm not allowed. The last time i got him was 10 matches ago. He's ALWAYS avoided
>leakers are saying no new heroes>just a bunch of polish across the board, remodels, item/jungle update, new game mode, etc.Bros..........
>>578817582good
>>578816597I feel like you have to be a bit Faustian when playing Drifter. If your team is too stupid to defend objectives that's too bad but you're gimping yourself if you waste too much time baby sitting lanes. When I get my 3 and boxes spawn I'm already in other lanes manifesting stacks If it's a losing lane, wait for the enemy to push, if it's a winning lane, wait for the enemy to be low and dive. Often your lane mate will get fucked solo but that sometimes means just more stacks for you because they might've had to dive to clean him up.Waves crashing on blue but there's also a rift fight you're already about to win? Go to the fight, stacks rule all.
>>578817582i'll take a yamato remodel over a new character
i'm highkey kinda malding right nowCeleste is such a boosted knuckledragger hero
>>578817582Does it also include reverting the March 6th patch?
>>578800148that makes a lot of sense, maybe he needed the slow badly to proc on a ton of people. It does stack so theoretically it might end up doing big damage but bomb definitely better>>578800150Might be my biggest get ever
>>578817582New heroes probably kept under lock and key they dont need testers that much after understanding what made the new heroes good and bad.Plus if testers couldnt get silver nerfed on release wtf are they even good for? No point. That bitch was the most broken thing in the game I bet. Infinite ability reset 700-1000 heal per kill holy fuck
>>578817582Makes sense considering they need to polish a fuckton of the current roster
>>578817582>leakers are saying no new heroesThis game is NEVER releasing
>>578817582whomstve are these leakers?
>Yamato is finally going to turn into an attractive jap ladyITS OVER FOR YOU YAMATOKEKSYOURE NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO QUEUE THIS BITCH AGAIN
>literally nothing gets fixed/changed unless a streamer is bitching about itthe state of this game is so grim
>>578819434>>literally nothing gets fixed/changed unless a streamer is bitching about itthis is every single online game tho tbf
>>578817582Who needs new heroes when we'll have a dogshit PVE mode instead
>>578819496true but most online games don't have an active feedback forum that gets ignored for the opinions of 80iq streamers
dude i LOOOOVE losing, that's why i play the game. You know the enemy wraith who went 15/2 last match? She's on your team but she decided to play calico. And she did really well, but since she's calico she cant carry this time. Oh but don't you worry, she'll be on my team next match back on wraith!!!!! i love losing dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>578820465Deserved for playing Ivy and doorman
>>578820465HOLY, the legendary red carpet
SEVENTHS MOON
>>578820556That's the thing dude. I don't even want to play them. I keep spamming them because they're good. I have 1500 hours dude. I'm a fucking neet who literally only plays this shit and i keep picking the OP characters AND I STILL CAN'T FUCKING WIN. Why the fuck was i born? Seriously, i have nothing in life. I have no job, i have no girlfriend, i have nothing. I can't even be good at the videogame. I'm literally waste of air
Bring creepwave manipulation to the game in the jungle update I want to see the deadlock brain try to comprehend it.
>>578820669Hey man that's really unfortunate but I'm not really interested, if you could refrain from posting about your life in my general I'd appreciate it. Thanks!
as grey talon what am i supposed to do once enemies buy spellbreaker?
>>578821487Hit them with the next 1000 damage arrow. Also your gun is good and the damage scales with spirit, you should be building your gun spike every game and can pivot harder into gun if they have a lot of spirit resist.
>>578821487use your ability again? it has charges, you know. Now dont try to downplay your op character again thank you
>today was another day of street brawl lost streaksGrim... pain... I did everything I could for my team...
Does anyone else do this when playing Lash or is it just me?>Make grunting sound>Lean back in your chair like the air is pushing you as you ground strike>smash your ground strike keybind harder for more damage>lean left or right depending on where you're moving with grapple>hold your breathe until you finish your ult
Are we certain they aren't using EOMM?I took a 3 day break and when I came back ever game is being won for my by my teamBefore now I had to literally be a 1v11 monster on a m1gger(or pocket) to even stand a chance
Kill Celeste behead Celeste chain gang a Celeste into the walker bash Celeste brains out ram my horns into a Celeste curbstomp Celeste babies into the concrete anvil Celeste silence Celeste stun a Celeste into bashdown > bottle > bashdown and parry bait to kill that fucker dead. That stupid unicorn bitch thinks she's so special that bitch is forever BANNED from my world. Your spirit spamming trash and immortality is stupid fuck you, your kit, and your fans. Stay dead forever
Starring buying lighting scroll on billy
>>578822108EOMM would be too much effort for valve devs, especially for the demo branch
>>578822564i read it in his voice
>>578822108every modern game that's goal is to keep you playing has EOMM.
I am so tired of viscous and celeste being in every single game
>>578822108They ARE using EOMM now with the ranked protection shit, yesThey weren't before, people just used it as a boogeyman to protect their ego (which is what ranked protection now does for them)
>>578823149As much as i also am, does it even matter? They nerf viscous and celeste and they'll find two new abusable heroes, and everyone will start spamming those. You can't escape it. There will always be an unavoidable meta
>>578818564Post-Labs calico and release shiv is what happens when you release a hero with no testing done. Silver was nowhere near these two.
>>578820465This is normal, you're not playing the most meta heroes and you're not playing with a stack
Any good Apollo guides?
>>578820742Nobody wants that faggot shit in the game.
>>578823650I see Ivy and Doorman there lil gup he's on meta
>>578818564>set up secret experimental playtest>need an even more secretive playtest to test the new heroes that totally exist
>>578823659Riposte to be immortal get duration invest spirit and nuke everything. Your successful ripostes will keep you alive anc either force niggas to get stun resist or eat shit every time you stun them
>>578823659Build gun and ignore spirit entirely
Actual knower here, experimental LOST heroes. RIP boho (playable for less than a week kek).
>had a game where the enemy doorman deliberately abuse door bug>putting you in the wall>only option was to unstick>but he had his team come for a free assist/killjust disable doorman at this point why the fuck is he more buggy now than he was at release?
>>578800000Checked
>>578800000I remember when it worked on geist ult
>>578800000>reverb maliceMan that takes me back. Quints of times gone by
good enemy doormen make me rage and hate the character but having a good ally doorman with good comms who rescues me out of shit and pulls off funny tricks makes me love him and want his nerfs revoked
I used to play the game because it was fun with friends but now that there's no semblance of matchmaking in standard it has become a miserable experience. The skill gap in a single lobby is too wide to enjoy the game.
what the fuck happened to these 2?
celeste is getting buffs next patch, and the chuds are NOT HAPPY!
>>578825273tonight was a bad night for Deadlock and i'm going to bed grouchybullshit team comps, teammates who refuse to rotate and just want to jungle their ass for 40 minutes, lane partners who feed and let the enemy deny our orbs again and again and AGAIN AND AGAIN AAAAAAAOUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHAHAHHAHAHAH SAVE ME INFERNUS MAN I'M GOING INSAAAANENEEOIUOUIIUIEIE
we need another horse in this game for me to play whenever celeste is banned
What geists ult worked in reverse?
this game is too complicated and hard to learn
viscous!
>>578825836Refer to >>578822564
All weapons should just be stat boosters and nothing else. Having to learn what is essentially extra abilities is Swedish coding.
>>578826428>the game should be dumbed down so my turd world ass can understand ithmmmmm... nyooh.
>>578826536>Saying its dumbed down when League of Legends, a dumbed down version Dota 2 blows both deadcock and Doturd 2 out of the water in terms of popularityCope.
>>578826641genshin impact blows both dota and league out of the water, when will they add gacha to this game?
>>578826819>What about <Completely unrelated game type>Holy shit, I accept your concession, bro calm down. You didnt need to be so excited to spread your ass cheeks like that. Lil bro was absolutely giddy
>>578826956>Can't even compose a responseLMAOO lil gup got raped
>>578817582>7 months for a polish update and a pve mode no one will play
>>578826956>thirdie inserts his gay anal fantasy within his "response"woah, this might be a russian.
>>578827128>"Oh yeah? What about <Complete non-argument also rambling about genshin impact for some reason>"I'll make a response when you actually present an argument. All you did was bend over and gaped yourself
>>578827308Not the guy who brought up Genshin little man you got battered & beaten so bad I had to laugh at it
>one sentence = schizo rambling
>>578827417>Little bro tosses and turns in his bed mumbling incoherently about genshit impactPoor thing...
I feel like items are just stat sticks or counters. Desperately need more variety and some god damn wards honestly
>indian ape goons in his mud hut about anal rapesomeone get this ape an h1b
>>578827527>When contradictory facts come to light he completely retreats from the reasonable discussion we're having to return to his prior (shattered) reality and quixotically tries for the same argument againIt's ok buddy everything will be alright eventually, you just need to calm down first...
>>578820669>playing Doorman to winare you retarded
>"I think items should give you an entirely new ability list">"GENSHIN IMPACT, BRO!!! GENSHIN IMPACT!!!!"The fuck?
>>578827747>Incoherent babbling while drool drops from his chin and still no argument why items should give you so many abilitiesI bet Genshin Impact is behind this too, huh?
how would (You)r main change with this item?
>>578827904I think I saw something similar in Genshin Impact
I think I'm quitting until the actual big update, not having fun with the current state of the game.
>>578827880>Slamming his keyboard in rage, tears in his eyes, crawling around on his hands and feet to find the keys and replace them so he can type in the captcha, sobbing, light headed, having to lie down because he's nearly fainting, still unable to control his emotions so he's rocking back and forth tearing at his clothing, pulling on his hair, slamming his fists against the groundAll this over a 4chan post bro ho ly
>>578828147Weird projection, bro. You should take a break and play genshin impact
>struggle in lane >pull it back>catch up in farm and get some kills > get called a retard by the 0-5 spirit bebop and and geist that got run over i wish i could quit this game
>>578827904weird lookin dildo you got there
>>578827904Ball form now has legs but walking is slower than rolling, holding crouch retracts them.
the best thing about picking up Seven is that if my lane partner is a blithering mouth breathing fucking RETARDI can just leave, do a box route, farm the jg, box route again and then side lane (if the other side of the map has been farmed)I NEVER gotta play around my dogshit retard random for tempo
>>578825836Post more lesbolock
>decide to spectate some games to get some Drifter build ideas>see a drifter running melee charge>he's fucking killing it>Eido on mina and Saiah duo on the other team>Eido rage quits>check out Eido's stream after to get his POV>he's shitting his pants about Drifter KEK
>>578827904-50% health+500% ragdoll physics
Abrams/Doorman is kinda slept on
>>578827904Doorman can now alt cast to put allies in the baroness, but it's a chill lavish room with nice music, comfy furniture, a cleanse, increased regeneration and maybe some buff when you exit.
>>578828774Imagine the seething from doorcucks when they actually do something helpful
>>578827904I think this game should have a gun scepter that gives an unique upgrade to how each character's gun works
puddle punch!
throwing goo
mcginnis and vindicta lane and abrams comes in because our graves disconnectedjust fucking great
>>578828774wait I just realized I made the cube...
>>578828774>>578829103I also thought>oh but what if the CD was 13 seconds after you used it on a teammate???it's STILL a shittier cubewhat a crazy fucking ability cube is
>>578821659>1s charge time>3s flight time to enemy>against an item with a 6s cd (reduced to 4s)
can I just fucking play broif I don't get doorman i stg
>>578825991I LOVE SUPER CREEKgive us a mommy archetype character
>>578829347is Geist non mommy enough for you? too harsh?
>>578827904stamina usage grants stacking spirit power & a small heal over time
>>578829427NTA but mommy should be harsh
>>578829103>>578829198It'd be better than cube in that it completely removes them from wherever they are. Cube stops damage but still lets you stack debuffs.
>>578827904haze gets her old ult back and is a usable functional viable hero again (maybe)
>>578827904question for the dotafags itt, is there ever a time you don't buy this item? from my understanding it has a unique effect per character so if it's tailor-designed to have a beneficial effect designed with each hero's kit in mind when would it ever not be good
>"it's over!">go right through them, doesnt connect>diehow come i miss my shiv ult half the time what am i doing wrong. sometimes it connects during melee, but feels random
>>578829839I don't play dota but it's a mandatory item because otherwise you're playing 3/4ths of a hero
>>578829896both of shivs dashes need a short lock before and after the cast so it feels like it has some weight, and they can go faster in exchange for not being able to swing it around before it's cast
>>578829839Not every ult upgrade justifies spending an inventory slot on it.This downside is somewhat diminished since Dota 2 eventually made more item slots (with specific slots going towrds teleport scroll and neutral items) and also allowed you to "eat" your aghanims freeing a slot while still keeping the effect, but still it's not a core item on *every* hero.
>>578827904>pretifying bola now instantly applies poison stacks to all enemies hit
>game starts>abrams lane partner gets parried and explodes a minute in>it keeps happening until he leaves lane 0-6 I'm not enjoying the video game anymore
>>578830283>Axewound Maam
>>578830283egg + enjoy 10 minutes of solo trooper farm
>>578830142>prettifying bola
>>578829839The effect is not always worth the gold at that time and is not always good before the effects of other itemsSome heroes rush it, some literally never buy it unless you are already 6 slotted and buy the consumable version insteadIn short, depends on the hero you're playing>>578829901>i dont play dota but let me give my opinionThanks brownbro
>>578830283it's always fucking abrams. Had one get parried literally 11 times in lane. He'd get parried, die, zip back and instantly get parried againTook a lot of restraint to not go "please just fuck off"
>>578830283doesnt even matter just roam or ask for massive gank
>>578829901>I don't play dota yeah we can tell>>578829839The upgrades Aghanim's scepter give are by design very situational. They are not meant to make an ability strictly stronger, but instead it gives your hero a capability they didn't previously have. It also obviously depends a lot on the character you're playing, since the upgrades are unique some characters are going to have more impactful scepters. Also worth noting that there are Aghanims shards in dota which are effectively second scepters for each character.
>>578830547>>578830583>dota players acting superioryou do not have the right to speak to a non-dota player, we are practically gods compared to you
>>578829839certain effects are nice but not always necessary or worthsometimes it's better to get that BLINK DAGGAAAUAGHUUGAOUUUGAHAHAAAA to warp in from the jungle and G R I P somebody
>>578830583>They are not meant to make an ability strictly strongerExcept they do , big stinky retard
>>578830775Almost half of all scepters give you a new ability instead of buffing one, so no, not really.
I got groomed at the baroness
>>578829427Without Oathkeeper Geist is just an old hag
>>578831469okay, but she is with oathkeeper though
>>578830283>Timer hits 30 seconds>Look up>Abrams/Billy/Calico are on critical health
>>578831632Even worse
>>578831867>enemy buys rebuttal first item to bait out parries>ping it>say in voip "hey the ivy has rebuttal careful drifter">no reply>"hey (account name) ivy has rebuttal">ivy whiffs a parry to bait >drifter goes for the second heavy>gets parried and instantly dies on the top of bridge at mid>he pings ivy's rebuttal four hundred timesHe didn't even have me muted because he responded to me like five minutes later to do a gank on green when bridge buffs go up.
> play against seven, wraith, lash or no and skill> watch them effortlessly rape my team and farm the map> seven, wraith, lash or no and skill are on my team> end the game 3-10 at best
>>578829331got a fucking melee/gun rem and this monkey dogshit shiv
I went 1-4 in lane as Apollo, I NEED to know how I should play this hero pleaseThis general told me not to play spirit apollo, so I try melee apollo and that doesn't work either, and the general calls me a retard for trying melee apolloWhat is his build, what is his purpose
>>578832506idk lol
>>578832506>This general told me not to play spirit apolloyou're a fucking retard, not helping someone as fucking stupid as you.
>>578832614It's what I was told
>>578832845why'd you listen to shitposters here anon...you gotta think for yourself
>>578819434All the bugs i reported got fixed within a month.Devs don't read the discord all the time but there's at least one of the devs active on the forum at any given time reading threads.
>Doorman one trick shitting his pants over Celeste being "OP" and people being unkillableI guess he doesnt it like it when other people can live without abuse fountain healing. Keep dilating, little guppy.
>>578833048Because nothing I try works and I can't find an answer on my own
>>578799135>>578798774It should really still do that, especially so heroes like Mina can't completely ignore it sometimes.
>>578817582Source?
>>578833361Celeste is disgusting and I hope you suffer for life from HRT-induced osteoporosis
won two games today
>>578800748LIFTINGyeah Wraith is an abomination of character design, but guess what Anon? Most of the characters in Deadlock are, it's why I haven't played the game in months.
>>578818294Eventually Yamato's blender porn will vastly outpace the game's popularity and no one will know she used to be a gray alien
>>578820742This is as bad as the movement bullshit in the game already, no.
>>578833595Consider this: she says LIFTING to massage your balls while she's giving you a blowjob.
I typed in chat "I am punching you" and then I jumped on bridge and light melee'd mina four times while walking forward and they never parried. Are they dumb?
>>578833851She's too fugly for me to find that hot. I'd much rather fuck Ivy, or Geist, or Rem.
>>578833885Yes. If a pause happens and you're in front of someone just tell them you're going to send a raw heavy on their face and they still won't parry.
just watched the shitty deadlock arcane show on amazon released in 2032. what did i think of it?
>>578832506Don't play gun or melee Apollo they are gimmick builds. As Apollo focus the lowest hp/squishiest lane opponent and slowly whittle them down until you can kill them, don't waste damage on tanks or healers if they are in your lane.
>>578833980>gun apollowhy the fuck would you play gun apollo? he doesn't have a gun.
>win streak>know I'll lose next game if i don't take a break>have no other games to play>nothing to do at 3AMwhat do I do
>>578789984He can still get a 1 cour netflix series
>>578834026Win.
>>578833591GIMME YOUR FUCKING MMR I DESERVE IT MORE
>>578812851It's not bad but honestly a lot of 6k items are decent to good on hil simply because he is a hyperscaler. Once you hit 40k, your exact items aren't super important anymore.
Holy fucking shit i hate these nasally white faggots that just bitch and moan into the mic all fucking game. The worst part is they never talk to say anything useful its always waiting until the team dies to say anything. Its fucking siege all over again
I dont remember asking
>>578834872Started seething about White people because you subconsciously understand that being owned in mobaslop pubbies is your racial destiny.
>>578834872yeah it's fucking annoying but it's worse when niggers and especially spics whine in their retarded accents
>play bellman INTO kidnap man>feel slightly more usefulwaow
>>578835092>pubbies please fall into a wood chipper at your earliest convenience and improve the matchmaking pool
>please fall into a wood chipper at your earliest convenienceHoly reddit
Radiant Regen on Victor, does it work?
>>578834872nobody is listening to your beaner ass comms pablo
They need to add a loli character for me to goon to. They already appealed to every other type of pedophile.
>>578836117this, I hope we get an Annie type hero
578836117No one is trying to appeal to you.
Retard here, do you only use Ethereal Shift as a panic button when you get jumped or do you want to use it more proactively for the buffs? It feels like a time waster at most, I don't get it
>>578836253"you" in this case meaning heterosexual men
>>578797723ntarapid recharge is a luxury/low slots item. the only exception is if you really, really need to reduce the added cooldown between chargesmost purple t3 *upgrades*, with the exception of cooldown and disarm, are secondary to filling empty sloys
God I love Stalker's Mark. It's like a bebop hook type of satisfying
578836660See: 578836253
I need a healslut duo
>>578836732*raises paw*
>>578836712 calm down.
>>578836682>celeste just standing there across from a drifter about to get his 2nd skill pointasking for it?
578836853See: 578836712
>>578836619>panic button>waiting for something (cooldowns or your team)>using it as counterspell+I use it for one of these three. It's a really good defensive tool. Shiv has a neat interaction with it too, going into eshift heals your bloodletting meter for some reason.
>>578798372me when shit that never happened
>>578836768you're hired little buddy
>>578836919melty
578836950See: 578836253
why dont hazetards just buy cursed relic and kill their most squishy person why are they so retarded
How long is (You)r average match, standard or ranked?I don’t really have the time to play more than one match each day since mine always last an hour
>>578836040yeah
>>578836768Sorry I meant straight (real) female non furry healslut
>rem buffs Rift MinionThat is a very durable candleman
How am I supposed to play the game if there's no frog hero
>>578837184Phantom 1 game was 50 mintues.turtling in base is too fucking strong, man.there needs to be more objectives outside of just mid boss to coax the losing team into doing anything but being afk in base wasting 5+ minutes.this game needs a Baron nashor.a boss that when killed speeds up minions near you, gives them heavy damage resist and increases their damage against objectives.
>>578837370pocket?
what do we think of the yamato redesign mods
>>578837460don't careusing Roaring Knight
>>578837362I love heroic aura-ing big black creeps
>>578837460a must-have if you play her
>>578837487 future suicide from early male pattern baldness right here
>>578837553this is too specific to not be projection
>>578837275*raises gargoyle claws*
>>578837553Brother you play a mobs that's all of usONE OF USONE OF USONE OF US
>>578837579way to reveal yourself as another unaware victim
>>578837460The model and textures are objectively pretty good but it looks like a LoL character.
>>578837610AHHHHHHHH FUCKING IVY GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>578837694meaning it is good and appealing and marketable and not a fat furry from a gay vore animation like every dota hero
>>578837460Looks like a cosplayer larping to be a fan of the game and calling it "le modern" yamato
>>578837460looks like generic gacha slop for coomers but toned down so people can pretend they're not as pathetic as marvel rivalscant wait for everyone to start talking about her big her japanese ass is every thread
>>578837815why do brapmericans hate sex?
>>578837856We just have standards
>>578837909but you don't, american media is degenerate and disgusting. you basically just hate good looking women showing skin. this is pretty much the only thing the right and the left in america shake hands on.
>phantom 4 at 80 games played>half the people in my games are the same rank, but they have a 45% winrate and 200+ games playedi just cant take this mickey bullshit seriously anymore and it makes the games so onesided too when one team gets all the timmies who just spam games 15 hours a day at a negative winrate
>>578837741awwww....
>>578838013>He says as hes shitting himself out of rage someone didnt like his shitty yamato modSorry, American's have standards.>you basically just hate good looking women showing skin.Nobody said that, retard. Stop projecting. That says way more about you than the Greatest country on the planet (United States)I look forward to you derailing the entire thread with your euroseethe.
>>578837741you dont deserve her heals
is torment pulse bad? I see the usual suspects (Calico, Yamato, Victor) skip it in favor of building towards more lategame shit
hehehehehehe
>>578838114or however the iron dome is funded
>site says my drifter is ritualist 1 preforming at a fucking sentinel 4 level>"huh"?>check match historyfucking wew
>Somepony got paid money to design thisThis is why AI won
>>578838046I managed to climb to oracle 6 pretty quickly after starting off as Emissary 6 but now I'm fucking hardstuck because every game has elo landmines where you get the guy with 120 ranked games, a 40% winrate who mains drifter that is permanently in oracle 6 now because he was eternus 1 or some shit before the mm rework.ITS ALWAYS A FUCKING DRIFTER PLAYER TOO
>>578838241>0/14/0How the fuck?
>>578838129It just doesn't fit into the meta that well at the moment, all the strong heroes are mobilityslop, so you need to burst them down, not only because they'll escape if you don't but because their teammates can rotate to help them very quickly since all their teammates are usually very mobile heroes too
>The update is remodels, some parts of the map being finished, and new jungle creeps + PVE>Everything except PVE was done by the end of last year>It's taken them 8 months to make a PVE mode no one asked forWhat the fuck
>>578830572Sorry but Abrams players have to get past the Dunning Kruger peak of Mt stupid please be patient. They gotta learn that holding heavy melee is not the answer.
>>578817131i have doorman avoided because players are all otp niggers. a doorman team mate will chase pointless kills and have less macro impact than a damage rem
>>578838424this dude was oracle 6 btw before the rank change. we desperately needed a full on rank reset so people like this would be hardstuck in brick
>>578837184standard is easily a 50 minute averageranked games are 35 average, if we're making good comms and winning we can end in under 30
>>578838306For those curious if I was just bull shittingHe had the most atrocious lane mechanics ever as well despite having supposedly 1k+ games played in total.
>>578837460this one sucks, I prefer the one with the loose kimono, you know the one done by the guy who got hired by valve
>>578838440 Valve™ game
>>578838305the worst part of this design is that she never uses the big sword
>>578838704You never played helldivers 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRORPM2fctkThis is what Yamato should look like onegaishimazu
>>57883718425-50emissary 1(though im stuck here with a 30% wr i should be ranked much lower)
>>578838827valve makes content they just do it slowlyswiggers straight up get paid to not work on their job
This is what Yamato should look like in her ult
Is started playing right before they added Mirage so I missed "release Shiv".What was he like and why was he so broken?
Why is her pick rate so low?
>>578839034same as right now except more bullshit numbers and ult was point and click
>>578839016God I love KI rosterDeadlock could use a mummy magician and a skeleton pirate but it's impossible because of China
>>578838734isn't it her 1?
>>578837460>AI slopGood morning sir
>>578838607https://youtu.be/HykAgtZcs58?t=160watch this entire sequence and note how much damage he takes, he's tanking base guardians and his health barely moves like the other anon said his whole kit was just numerically more retarded, but also he could build rage by damaging creeps, it was very easy to keep your rage bar full at all times
>>578839351oops meant for >>578839034
Does anyone have that image of Ivy telling warden she's all ears and him saying he hates the city?
>super far behind in souls>try going to lane>turns into a brawl>go to other lane>turns into a brawl>go into lane, clear wave and leave>turns into a brawl as soon as I do and my fed Wraith bitches that I let her dieWHAT DO I DO HERE
>>578839080she got really drunk last night and didn't show up to the roster selection (she's in jail pending a misdemeanor charge)
>>578839447nvm i got it
>>578839448learn to communicate like a human for a start
I go 0-X in every match and I don't know how to fix it
>>578839669Stop feeding.
i havnt seen a silver in my games in over a month.
>>578839669>play safe>don't go alone>don't hard commit to fights unless you know where everyone is>ALWAYS assume that enemies you don't see are right around the cornerit's not hard
>Drifter if he were a shark
>>578839905>>578839750I don't think I gave the full story, forgot to mention that Sometimes I got 0-X-Y where Y is a high number, and sometimes even my player damage is decent, I just never get kills even on pick heroes and I don't know why I can't
>>578840182that can be 50 reasons, depending on the hero. if you do damage, and it leads to kills, it usually doesn't matter who lands the last killi'd guess you're low MMR and your team mates save their burst damage to secure kills and inflate their score
>>578840106dude stop posting these cringe offtopic images. you read like a 14 year old begging for attention
>>578840182Kills don't matter, only winning does. You know what's important? Taking objectives. If you just want to kill people play street brawl.
>>578840547t. the guy going 5/8 saying he had "impact" because he clicked at walkers a few times.
>>578840412>t. the nigga that hates fun
>>578840547also this. you can be 0/8/2. if you have 50k obj dmg you were the actual MVP of that team, regardless if you won or lost
Some dude in my country got an automated ban right after a game concluded in LoL because he played AP Garen (game analyzed the build and guessed it was intentional throwing I suppose).I'd rather keep the Gun Paige and Melee Rems if it can keep this kind of shit away from Deadlock.
>>578840691In standard? I agree meme builds are fineIf I saw a gun rem in my ranked phantom games I'd be spamming slurs and begging everyone to report him though
>>578840691league is fucking trash they have so many actual game mechanics programmed to railroad you into playing only government approved builds and lane compositionsfucking trash design
why doesn't curse disable melee
>>578840642>family_guy_man.png>"this is bingus if he was dingus"my apologies for not getting brazilian humor
>>578840867because then it would just be a polymorph, it doesn't make thematic sense, and it wouldn't give you any extra damage. melee when you're cursed ia pointless because everyone is expecting it
>>578789984pocket was planned as nb since neon prime, its more of a leftover than last minute addition
>>578840881>t. the nigga that gets mad at everything
feels so good to play when them niggas dont buy antiheal
>>578840547>You know what's important? Taking objectivesI've taken all three walkers solo before and still gotten told by my team that I was a useless nigger
>>578841084you need to be over 18 to post here
>>578840780LANE SWAP DETECTED!GO BACK TO YOUR ASSIGNED LANE OR TAKE 2000 DAMAGE PER SECOND
>>578841117Yeah but spirit burn turns off your hero completelyI like just being a refresher bot these days
>>578841323>t. the nigga that never had friends
>>578824491Uglycoal is furry pedoshit who used to be global mod in Offical discod and other remaining mods are trying to gifspam away any mention of him.
>>578827904Sinclair stores every enemy ult cast near them. There is no longer a cooldown bonus, but Sinclair can cast multiple ultimates in a fight as long as they have them stored.Also the most recent ult gets used first.
As someone who plays a bit of everyone I wholeheartedly believe that this game's EOMM puts you into unfavorable hero matchups whenever it wants you to lose>Want to play Graves for a game? The entire enemy team is now flyers and hypermobile heroes who you can't get close to and their M1gger is a ricochet builder>Want to play Grey Talon? The enemy team has Vindicta, Lash, and an exodia comp for raping flyers>Want to play Bebop? Put 5 iframe heroes on the enemy team so you have no chance to snowball lane and your hooks do jack shit until you get a curse>Want to play Kelvin, Victor, Rem, any hero that heals a lot? Pocket, every time>Want to play Seven? The enemy team gets 2 ults that can easily cuck your Storm Cloud plus Ivy to Ult + Stoneform you for good measure.>The one time you play Dynamo is the first time you've seen a Sinclair in over 100 games. On the other team of course.This is my personal schizo theory as I experience this phenomenon constantly.
>>578841528what has that go to do with the image posted?Keep your gay discord drama to yourself ty not your personal army.
>>578841762yeah its known the game puts lash+dyanmo on the same team to force wins
>>578841036>0 proofLiterally a he him in the geist VN
>>578841797>ivy>latinaretard
>>578841797it's art done by ugly so I can see relevance
>>578842453You are automatically lesser for caring about homosexual discord drama sorry
>>578841528who the fuck gives a shit troonstop caring so much about who made things and start liking them for what they are
>>578842653? i just stated art was made by ugly, no need to go full retard over some drama if it's that irrelevant
>>578841528Who?
https://youtu.be/qXihJNvedoQ?si=C69RDeD338Tujd3O
>>578828642post clip
>>578843106I think I am too old to understand this fahh shit
>>578843263it's just self-censorship'fuck' and 'ass' but they're "allowed" to say it
>>578844025Ni
>>578843263I saw it in Deadlock video, made me laugh. Apparently it's from kill la kill
>>578839645>Warden's thought bubbleIt should've said "i need to mating press this creature"
>>578844125Monty python was ahead of its time
>>578841897https://deadlock.wiki/Mo_%26_Krill/Voice_lines#Neon_Prime_-_Enemies
If I'm trying to farm on a hero that spikes late game and my team is begging me to join them in brooling when we're behind should I ignore them
>>578846485If 18 minutes in you're like 50% of your team's net worth you should go to rift fightsAlso one skill of a carry is recognising good fights to join because kills are good for souls too>no I must jungle till 30
>>578846191fairfax is early deadlock not neon prime, do you think NP had an occult industrial complex?NP version was synth, who was a weird looking robot that might have been genderless but we don't know.
>>578846485yes because there is no such thing as a "spikes late game" heroyou're either relevant and useful all game or you got shit on and are losing
what am i in for?
>>578847341an absurd amount of women and trannies until you play ranked and climb to at least frog
>>578847341Terrible new player experience and a particular brand of autism that may or may not make you addicted
>>578846784It depends but if you are losing and the team can't secure kills on it's own, you might be excused but truth is that if they keep throwing themselves at the enemy there's no amount of farm that's going to save you because by the time you get your "late spike", you are dealing with multiple enemies matching or exceeding your power while your team is worth fuck all except MAYBE you.The best option is to convince the 5 other chucklefucks to play defensively if you think you can outfarm the other guys, but if that fails then joining them might have at least some chance of you removing enough of the enemy team to buy breathing space and catch up.Just don't be the guy that is still stuck farming Jungle while your team is 15% souls ahead and then gets fucked on comeback Urn or under a Walker while you're not looking.
>>578828041this guy lost a bunch of games lol!!!!!
>>578846594>>578847819The "jungle until 30" faggots legitimately make my blood boil every time I get one of these. Jungle isn't a fucking full time job, it's something you do while moving between objectives, lanes and fights and if you can't do it fast enough for that then you suck at jungle and are taking jungle that's too strong for you.
>>578847970for some characters it is a fulltime jobwraith wants to sidelane and jungle until she's server admin. if you participate in too many fights then you're trolling
>>578841117You buy EE/Scourge -> Refresher instead of Infuser if they have a brain.
Why is it that whenever you complain about Seven or Wraith (formerly Victor too btw when he was unbelievably stupid) everytime someone goes "We-well before they come online you NEED to go behind enemy lines and catch them in camp while they're farming" this is always a nonsense excuse to excuse characters being broken nonsense I swear yeah lemme just stop Wraith farming while I'm Graves and she has ult and can delete me in seconds lemme walk in their backline with 0 mobility to go kill the character with a lane-wide teleport CC and 1k+ damage before 12 minutes
>>578848976Silver is op ok she can do this (doesn't actually matter unless she has a team that can win for her) therefore she is op
>>578849157Silver blows at farming jungles and lanes though lol
>>578848562i demand a caked up troopers cheat
>enemy has vindicta and we have a graves, but they aren't in the same lane>1 second before the match starts, vindicta swaps to the graves lanehow did they not think of thisbefore you say ''durr just hop on the other zipline at match start'' , 99% of the creatures below phantom aren't human so they wont understand what you're saying causing them to angrily spout some barely sentient third world language at you when you hop on their zipline
>>578848562Crazy the number of useless pings that exist that you'll never hear or see because the wheel only has 6 or 8 slots already taken for the most important ones like Retreat or Going In.There's even a "Rejuv's dropping" one as if it wasn't evident.
Why is Geist WR so low at high ranks?Even if she falls off she can pivot to be a debuff merchant with a dollar store Ivy ult
After 750 hours played I learned you can press the F1 to F5 keys to see what your teammates are doing.
>>578849553too much cc she needs a lot to get online
>>578849553High ranks play her too squishy
>>578849553Her timings coincide with the support players' curse timing
Is the patch coming out or have there been any leaks?It's been so fucking long, haven't played since right before the first urn change but been keeping up with it on and off. Can't believe the last major update was in January for fuck's sake Valve
Metal skin is the most fun item in the gameWatching a haze slowly realise her character is useless gives me orgasm levels of bliss.
Beautifull 21 kill abrams round
>having silver in your team literally increases your winrate by 37%How the fuck is this balanced?
>>578850803Item patch: somewhere between now and 7th OctoberContent patch: 7th Octoberhope this helped
>>578850986oh right forgot Yoshi talking about the item patchholy fuck how is that not out yet this far off of the new ranked patch
>>578850830Curse is core on Haze.
>>578840780That's the whole point of league, and likely the Deadlock clone will have the same problem. The game is made for the Chinese who will go apeshit if there isn't a clearly laid out path to victory that's viable 100% of the time.Meanwhile in deadlock most heroes have at least two viable builds.
>>578850969Hopefully yoshi nerfs her, too OP!Now lash and Viscous? Real fair heroes. B-tier at best compared to S+++ilver.
Deadlock Classic when? I want the game before it was ruined by pros. And being 4 lanes back when you're at it.
>>578851289Give us deadlock - no parry edition instead
>>578850803>>578850986>>578851162Guys please stop asking for more patches. The game only gets worse with each new one. Leave it as is.
>>578850986What about leaks though this time in December we were getting new leaks constantly
Parries should not stun unless you buy a dedicated parry item, they should only negate the damage and disarm the opponent.Move rebuttal to t3, add a new t1 parry item that builds into rebuttal that gives parries the increased damage taken effect but no stun.There, now parries are balanced.
>>578849523Why don't we have multiple chat wheels as a default option? You can have the major one bound to M3 and then several others you can bind to out-of-the-way keys.
>>578851689All the leakers got taken out the back and shot by the firing squad, Yoshit probably got traumatized by the Uncle Dane incident that blew the whole Deadlock thing open and forced them to read pages upon pages of feedback from Russians and Peruvians that don't understand the concept of "highly experimental". Hero Labs was the turning point where they decided to make a second secret Beta I'm dure.
>>578851736just stop pressing melee for a dozen games
>>578851689We know NOTHING besides the fact there's probably a PVE risk of rain modeHope you're happy so much development resources was wasted on a gimmick no one will play a month after its out
>>578851805t. parryscripter
Friday.
>>578851804>>578851816Usually something comes out, with how leaky Deadlock was before it's bizarre to know absolutely nothing about what they've been working on for the past seven months
>>578851816PvE mode actually seems fun and I've been playing nothing but normal and ranked ever since Brool came out.Brool was the real waste of resources because Yoshi is too scared to make it a real "turn off your brain and have fun" mode.The only thing I'm weary of is that Hotpoo is washed and Risk of Rain 2 was a huge disappointment.
>>578851816>Hope you're happy so much development resources was wasted on a gimmick no one will play a month after its outI unironically amFuck competitive and standard modes. They're ruined by try hards and rank masturbators and Street Brawl is the best thing that ever happened to this game. I hope they add more casual and arcade modes like this. Fun is all what matters.
>>578851905Yeah its kinda impressive at how well they've executed all the leakers
>>578852050Brawl has been a huge success You are in the minority if you don't like it
they need to make the game 5v5 and bring back solo on midlane. some retards are just incapable of laning with another person. they need the introspection that they're actually just shit at laning and can't just blame their own feeding on another person every game.
>>578852218It's true, most people play Brawl and not just as a warm-up, people legit love it. The matchmaking is Instant in brawl, like less than 10 seconds
>>578793783so. much. sovl.
>>578852446Nah the game is much better without meta position # shit
>>578852218>>578852468>game people play for team fights>mod that strips all the clutter and leaves only team fights>it's popularGee I wonder. It's basically Deadlock's ARAM without AR
>>578851905>>578852134I've heard the completely kicked out everyone who was on the test servers few months ago. Maybe they zeroed all the changed they want to make before the next round of hard testing and just working on them rnThe balance changes on the public server is nothing but carrot on the stick to make retards not leave the game.
>>578852468Haha, yeah...
>>578850803There's that schizo twitter guy who posted a bunch of shit a few days ago and said something about august 28th. https://x.com/fishcocknitro/status/2091728629483118735But he also correctly predicted the last matchmaking patch a week before it dropped, so idk.also this anon seems correct too >>578788584
>playing street brawl>enemy team: titanium cannon>me: glass musketThese niggers will get all of the greens and spirit nuking meanwhile I only get counterspell and extra spirit like what the fuck am I supposed to do
what if in between each air dash we had to light melee then press the parry button to keep aerial momentumand if you don't you get put in a landing animationto really get the GunZ experience
>>578852841Skill issue, try not spawning in a third world shithole next time.
>>578852841I too love queuing at 5 AM
>>578852953I don't get the point of that, for vets it becomes muscle memory for newbz it's just one more obtuse mechanic.
>>578852953What if we just played Gun, which is a superior game to Deadlock anyway
playing a lot of mina recently, most fun i had in this game
Friday
>>578853402Should have played her before the ult nerfs. I used to run ultbot Mina and just instagib someone every 60 seconds. Got a lot of seethe from it.
>>578853092that's the jokewhat if we forced everyone to butterfly just to make the game more difficult for no reason
Its crazy how many people that play this game are retardedMultiple time I've pinged something and then someone says it over mic like they were the first to notice,The character even says a line in game fucking retards
>standard lane with fren to get our win on heroes>we win our lane>we blink (literally 5 minutes later) and the other two lanes are down to their base guardians>press tab>cyrillic with 0/11 eachFOR FUCK
>>578853892I've done that because other people are ignoring the ping and I want them to notice without calling out that they weren't listening to whoever pinged.
>Mina is such a dumb bitch she turned pocket into a faggotMina sisters...
>>578854238ok I forgive
>>578852218Are there hard numbers? Because I really think Brool is a miserable experience, actually worse than queueing a normal game. "It's a good warmup mode" is not good enough if it wants to be this game's ARAM, ARAM is played by tons of normalfags that barely ever touch the "real" game, it adds to the userbase it doesn't divert people from other modes.
>>578854251Common for goth bitches, they dominate and emasculate their bf so much they start seeking out real dick and drop them
>>578854485Creepcast is about to get a lot more insufferable.
>>578852628just because you're bricklow doesn't mean the game doesn't have an economy and a range of heroes that scale better or worse
>lane hits 3 minutes>calico disappears for the next 2 minutes boxing>lane partner is some passive support player who won't actually push with you and has no gun items >they don't get punished with a t1 loss because of itamazing yeah. can we just get rid of lane boxes? just make camps appear more often or something instead so there's an actual contest going on.
>>578852218my only reason for disliking street brawl is winning two rounds in a row only for the rng to decide "wait no you weren't supposed to win this natch" then give kelvin enhanced cursed relic and give both shiv and seven enhanced EE
>>578854418desu now that you mention it I might reinstall lol to play aram with my normgroid friends. Also street brool turrets should not be able to be damaged by players until overtime.
when you guys flame someone and they go on to turn their game around and actually have a good game do you take it back and/or apologize to them or do you just double down
Is there a reason why the horizontal hitbox on Silver's 2 is so small compared to every other ability like it?
>>578856364I don't generally flame someone unless they've proven they're consistently a fucking retard in the past or they just fed for 25 minutes straight and we're going to lose the game because of it
>Shocking Reanimation is ready>"Let's push Green"Gamer time. I really wish I played Victor when he was at his peak, this hero is retard levels of fun.
>>578856364i usually take it back, only a turbo autist doubles down
>>578856364Had this happen to me earlier, dude went 0/10 GT, bragged that he would carry on drifter, got drifter next game and he did pretty goodIts hard to say honestly, I tend to try not to flame unless someone is being retarded
>>578856485For me he's the ultimate macro hero, I see 5 people on the other lanes? Time to suicide kamikaze into the walker
I only really flame teammates if they start being faggots firstI don't care if you're 0-9, if you're 0-9 and start flaming someone else on our team I will commend you the next time you die and make fun of your statline for the rest of the game
>>578788584very weird way of doing things rather than just dropping them as they're completedI'm not disagreeing with you, that's the most likely situation especially if the item patch we're getting soon changes a lot of things I think the devs are probably not in a rush though because 1. Valve and 2. game has a suprisingly very high number of players right now considering we haven't had a major update since January
Spirit snatch should get a upgraded t4 version that silences people
>>578857527spirit snatch should have a t4 called coon snatch and you get to heavy melee the shop and steal a random item from it on a cooldown
>>578857527get rid of spirit snatch's gay stat steal shit and just make every type of melee hit deal bonus spirit damage without any cooldown
>>578857152GTA6 trailer is tomorrow, bubba.
playing with euros is like pulling teeth. none of you retards can read maps, even the 85iq mystery meat mutts can do that
Every hero should have 3 stamina charges with no way to increase them and the only variable should be recharge speed
>>578856364I only flame when we're having our patron pushed and it's clear who the apes were.
>>578856364I don't flame people unless I'm tilted from a string of losses and someone goes 0-9 feeding
>>578858823>getting mad at eomm functioning
>Wolf form silver is supposed to be faster than the average character>When I hold W vs people they almost always can just hold S to get away from me? I mean I get I should be using my gap closer but if it's just MS vs MS why am I not catching them? Is it because they start sprinting when I'm out of range?
>>5788590352 stamina base heroAnyone with any basic movement tech can just wall jump away
Why are people not building close quarters on graves?
>>578859035Warp Stone and Phantom Strike are common pick ups on her for a reason.
>>578859375better items I suppose
>>578840691Gun paige is viable
>>578859375Because point blank sucks and most people want to just build items they upgrade or save for more expensive ones rather than tempo buys
>>578859375I don't play a lot of Graves but my guess would be that most value form her gun comes from the passive, notably the lifesteal. You're better of getting firerate most likely, for both offense and defense. Again, haven't done the math or tested it but I imagine the sweaty graves players have and if they're getting stuff to improve fire rate or gun range there's your answer. They would rather stay a safe distance and juice her passive, if they're building around her gun at all.
>>578859375close quarters on heroes that aren't explicitly frontliners is really just a laning item to help you against certain matchups and nothing morethe value in graves gun comes from her 3 passive right now + applying other misc hit effects, and not really the damage it deals
>>578859647nogun graves is a meme and the only fun items you can build are heroic aura, toxic bullets, and burst fire
>play migu on brool>yoshi blesses me with enhanced charge omnicharge and frostbite charms>constantly put down a Maginot line each round>get called a triple nigger at the end of the matchnice
>>578859829I didn't suggest going gun graves, you're still presumably picking up some gun items. There are very few characters for whom it's wise to not hit all their spikes.
>>578859375because she gets weapon damage from her passive and her weapon's damage is fucking dogshiteven though it's a big percentage it doesn't matter
>>578858172I'm from europe and agree with you. I have to literally sit there being my team's eyes and ears and telling them everything because they're all sensory deprived. literally there could be a solo haze way out of position in our backline dueling someone like mirage and we could just collapse on her and rape her instantly but if I'm not the one to make that call no one says a thing, not even the mirage. he will happily fight into 4x dispel haze solo and die.
>>578859375Her gunscaling isn't good. If you want to kill people she will scale more on attack speed, ammo and on-hit effects.
Another game lost because team decided to go rift while our ults were all down and we down a player, people really need to learn not to throw the game on an objective.
>>578860228well graves is one of them, there's no reason to build gun other than heroic aura
>>578860921Ok, so literally what I said. If you're going to build any gun items on her its better to build attack speed.
>>578860610>Her gunscaling isn't goodI don't think people realize just how BAD Graves' gun scaling is. She has the lowest per-bullet boon scaling of ANY hero, as well as the second-lowest sustained DPS; she simply is not designed to do damage as a pure M1 hero. A 20% conditional weapon damage buff isn't going to mean shit to her even if you're within the threshold almost all the time.
>>578861461people don't realize her gun has been gutted over and over and over and that it's simply not viable anymoreshe used to be a really good gun carry like a year ago. and some people just haven't adjusted their brains, if they had one to begin with
Patch tomorrowSource: my dad works for Fairfax Industries
>>578788120Tell me the borgor poster is not the gay furry...dude please no...
>>578856640What do you do if all the walkers are dead? Do you try and suicide the base guardians or is that too risky on your own?
>>578861052I wouldn't even bother building attack speed, her base speed is fast enough to proc shit like Toxic very quickly. Most of the time I end up only going Mystic Shot/Heroic as my gun items on Graves, MAYBE Toxic if I can fit it in/need a lot of healing reduction.
>>578862237By then I usually have greater expansion + refresher so I comm my team that we should look to bait with me pretending to be alone solo pushing a waveUwu I'm a alone victor, it would be SOOOO terrible if a 3 stack mo, calico and ivy tried to one shot me!!MY. TURN
>>578861625There is some fun in mindless holding an auto-aim gun and proccing Tesla/Toxic/Inhib but yes gun Graves is far inferior to the standard build. I wouldn't even get Tesla to farm, her ammo pool is so small it's hardly worth it and you shouldn't really be getting ammo items to begin with.
>>578862239>her base speed is goodThat’s literally why you should buy attack speed anon, it’s a % multiplier. You can way more scaling a good base value
>>578854485real dick? lucky me
>>578859375like others have said your gun's value is mostly in its debuffs but it can be good in certain lanes (billy, calico, abrams) for the melee resist. probably not worth upgrading though unless the enemy has like all aforementioned melee heroes, a punch viscous, and a venator or something
>>578858091imagine being hype for the fucking release of a trailerwhat's next OH SHIT GUYS NEW COMMERCIAL DROPPING IN 24 HOURS
>>578862824ANON THEY ARE GOING TO SHOW US THE NEW SLOP TO CONSUME HOW ARE YOU NOT HYPED
>my carries>0-9>1-8>3-10>their carries>9-3>9-3>7-0such balanced matches
so if you were to fuck Silver would her passive proc and suddenly you're balls deep in a werewolf? From sub to dom?
>>578862237If the walkers are dead you're the best person to force a play because you have two lives.
>>578863408can't beat the cookie
>>578863408Her wolf form is so weak that she's still a submissive bitchAnd she has a cookie in both human and wolf form
>>578863408>pound Silver>she turns into a werewolf>pound harder and give her many puppiesEasy
>>578863797If nothing happens on Friday I'm kicking down your door and shitting on your keyboard after a lunch at the local Indian restaurant.
>>578863408I remove my penis and wait till wolf form ends and continue
>>578863408her bloodlust meter also doubles up as an orgasm meter, so yeswhen she's about to cum it suddenly fills up by 40% and you've got 3 seconds to finish up before she transforms
>>578856364lI don't really flame unless the game is goneMajority of the time if I flame someone they're gonna play worse and that isn't conductive to actually winning the game
>>578863995This but with Celeste.No longer will Unicorns be rare in this world
>>578864304Hoodwink is coming
>WE HAVE YOU NOW>OPENING>LIFTING>DIE>GOIN' UP
>>578863408if that one Venator/Silver is canon you're going to need a new bed and you'll suddenly ask God for answers.Also I hope you've got a lot of green items.
changeteam team 1thank me later
Graves enjoyers
paradox walls should not silence you more than once per cast
>>578864528I'm coming (inside Hoodwink).
>>578864505starting a beautiful half-unicorn family with celeste
>>578865028it's >changeteam 2 (hidden king)>changeteam 3 (archmother)goofballwell, unless spectators can talk at the end of the game
>>578864528how do you explain a giant fucking squirrel?>a big snek in NYC is okay because sewer gators>gargoyle is literally a statuesomeone forget their lil' pet chipmunk?
>>578787197furtrannies really do deserve their scourge-like reputation of subhuman pigshit tier "people".
>>578865572idk everytime I try it brings up the team menu instead of switching teams
>>578865557>fucking Celeste raw>on the edge>she leglocks you>"Guess we'll see what happens! :)">flood her womb
>>578865817it's ok she can shield it
>>578865913>she locks you inside her shield so that you're both in a coccon of warmth
>shit's clicking with me for once in ranked>have the highest player damage in the game>lost because our Celeste went AFKDidn't even have the decency to abandon so we wouldn't be scored
>>578865817then she whips out her shining wonder
>>578865030full?
>>578866395catbox is being fucking gay so (ibb) (co)1fhrrYxh
>>578865646Dota and deadlock are in the same multiverse
>play standard>despite being EU I am deported to the US server>ok>my lanemate is a dude with a heavy southern accent>he afk for a sec without warning>asks him what's up when he's back>"ah sorry frenchie a darn filthy porche monkey tried to steal mah property so I had to chase it out">choke on my coffeeI got a texan friend out of it it was a good day
>>578866352Do you reckon her horn is an erogenous zone that you can stroke whome you fuck her?
>>578864745>try to check on that comic to see if the guy has put any new pages out>xcancel is kill because muskrat chucked a melty about itFuck's sake
>>578866801it's so sensitive she instinctually gores you with it. she's being tracked down by holliday as new york's most notorious serial killer
>>578866801i wouldn't think the horn itself is an erogenous zone the way you'd stroke a penis, but i like to imagine it still probably feels good where the horn and head meet if you gently tug on the horn, almost like a forhead massage(?)
>>578866857there's also that one art where they're at the bar and it cut to the absolutly destroyed bed and Venator holding onto his cross for dear life but I can't find it anymore
How do I play Graves?
>literally nothing but 5 russian nigger teams
>>578867150Forbidden tech do not openVortex Web, Echo Shard on grasping line
>>578867051I remember when I worled at a conversation park that shedding dear liked that zone scratched because it's itchy when the horns falls off
getting a comically large hammer and bonking Celeste's horn back into her headHATE
>>578867150you wait until she gets buffed she still dominated low ranks I guess so you can just do the same splitshot -> tesla build as always
>>578867276Jesus fucking christ I am tired*worked*conservation park
>>578867276that is adorabledoing this to my wife celeste even though her horn presumably does not shed
>>578867356They always nerf my favorite heroes.
>>578867737she's eaten the most unnecessary nerfs of the cast so far because she dominates lobbies when people have no hands
>>578867396have you been drinking sir
>>578867313you'd probably miss her peabrain and she'd live
>>578867276>>578867396a conversation park sounds a lot more interesting
>>578867232I saw some retard try this and my first reaction when I saw the combo (he failed) was a slight chuckle and I typed "Bro thinks he's playing dark seer"
>>578868206wtf is a dark seer unc
>>578867150I like to pretend I’m Ivy and rush capacitor then pivot into a debuff bot
>>578868412This UGLY son of a bitch, and basically you just lost the teamfight
sex with shiv
I give up on rankedit's a fucking slot machine
>>578868206>Return fire, vortex web, fleetfoot GravesHE is here
>500 hours of ranked>going to have to log 100+ hours of normie games to unlock all the heroes I want to play in rankedBRAVO eat shit yoshi
>>578869137>shadow weave melee gravesDark Seer LARP build when
>>578869137Reminder to buy fleetfoot and warp stone on every hero and bind them to the same key(they have the same cd)>but I need to cast them separately No
>>578869316that sounds fun
>>578868412midget smart man who punches people>can make a spikey shell that damages things it gets close to. Can place on just about any unit I think so you can throw it down a lane like Remlings or throw it on a jungle creep to have it kill stacks for you>can go fast. That's it. You temporarily boost yours or others speed. all you need.>can succ enemies toward a point like the slowing hex upgrade>Ult is a big fucking wall. If you pass the wall you make an illusion and that illusion tries to kill youbasically you're Sonic the Hedgehog. You're small, fast, people don't want to touch you or things you make but you can force them to.through the power of Big Fucking Wall and everything else you will fuck up their team, move them around, and turn yourself and others into Barry Allen.
Today. The patch? It's today.
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>>578870069>WednesdayRetard
>>578867150I don't even know anymoreI have the most games on her and I either get put against retards and go 10+/0 or people with a functioning brain and do terrible
What's the work around to stop queueing with russians? Is it straight up going to NA?
>match cancelled>match cancelled>match cancelled>match cancelled>match cancelledwhat is habbening
>>578872793they are on NA too (you will never guess why)
>>578873204The Russians I've met who are living in America and played with aren't like the disgusting low impulse retards you get playing on EU. Maybe it's because they come from money and their parents are supporting them so they don't get sent to the meat-grinder.
>>578873204>Be Russian>Don't want to play with other Russians so queue up on other regions>There are now Russians in every regionWhy are they like this? Why did God make them this way?
>>578874201>>578874201>>578874201>>578874201>>578874201
>>578820669im a NEET too and this game is like crack for us i think. I sank already 500 hours into this and only started in late february.
>>578830583>an item that basically gives every hero in the game a whole new side to their kit>situational >AND theres another items that acts as a second whole new ability thats why dota is just so goated. I hope we get something like invoker, aghs, rapier, troop manip, stacking etc in Deadlock
>>578842754>stop noticing goy
