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Machan a cute?
How do I get Copano Rickey to thoroughly but passionately rape me until my pelvis turns to dust?
>>578825993She clearly looks thicker but her sizes are listed closer to King'sThat's bullshit
so I weirdly got double spooked by Palmer Stamina while pulling hag/finemoanis this usable? She's lb1 for me, but this doesn't look terrible. Maybe for parent farming only?
Fuji Kiseki
please join my cm18 rooms228465646072857799068525
>did 15 rolls on machan banner>nothingRip my account economy
>>578826316based bubble gum snacker
>>578826316bubblegum pharaoh is cute!
>>578826256Sexy boy
>>578826249Hokko's Tarumaes are obviously bigger, and so are Marveys, but the official sizes are bullshit
>0 Marus for the first 200 rolls>4 in the next 150Not even closeSucks to suck, Fine Motion. Your ass is staying at 2LB
>>57882629022846564 6/9
This thread will be finger lickin' good
it's just a coincidence bro
>>578826419dude no, get 1 fine motion with the pity, and both finemo and maru can be 3LB, which is perfect
AT THE COPACOPANO RICKEYTHE HOTTEST MARE NORTH OF HAVANA
>>578826419heh someone saved this seiun
>>578826447
My Maru is at 3LB, should I bother getting her to MLB or just save the carats for Ramonu?
what american uma should I jerk off to tonight?
>>578826170Uhhh what is she doing
>>578826668wait what, buono is american?
>>578826707
cool/handsome umas being cute doko
>>578826290https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=1ztb_f60AWpMNCREw90fnye4https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=QfhK2HEmTy9wnoFBBPrsC6Vwhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=hbOC3mgVrSdTmBI_0VWbO-vs194422945464812828759293last batch, seems kinda slow tonight
>>578826707Tap
>>578826707Kris S
>>578801387>The gacha in this bitch is an actual warcrimeI kek'd because it's true. Specifically, supoka gacha. The umapulling is fine, 200 to get your girl in the worst scenario? doable. Needing 4-5 copies of a card for the card to be useful 99% of the time? with a 0.75% rate, and 3% SSR rate? Absolute cancer. I luckshitted the past two banners, and the next two (Ramonu and Pasa) have me fucking terrified.
>>578826668Not pictured is Grass Wonder inside ordering a bucket for herself.
Who authorized the Tap Dance City umagenda?
>>578826707Biko
>>578826750
>tfw you will never be a Mongolian house husband cooking for his uma musume wife after she returns from battle Why even live?
Oh, yeah.That's a thing
>>578826686save. 4lb Maru doesn't provide any improvement over 3lb Maru, really. Check on gametora if you think I'm bullshittingSave 400-600 pulls for Ramonu.
Yes you are a subhuman if you deny the grey monster its food
>planned to get Tamamo CrossI'm now thinking i'm skipping and waiting till Ramonu, then i will see who i will roll
>>578826912Actual genuine question, but are there any good uma musume alt history fanficiton?
seeing my late being behind my end sure is an experience
>>578827049Belly rubs for Ogurin!
>>578826760https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=XE8QRXuCffYKPK8E9d38Afzyhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=_LXvlP_cAMXQ0z7CYV1in-QIhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=I6SjXvwZpvjoWLE8iNPwl17vgreat job oglijob's finished
What is this thing
>>578827281Delicious
yippeeeee
>>578827281Tomakomai tourism board.
>>578827272>perfect final push proc>diethanks for hosting
so what did we learn?
umas for this feel?
>>578827281She showed up at my local bodega and asked the people shopping there where our hometown pride was like she was the protagonist in a musical
>>578827272Ack... I knew I should've bought a recovery or two on flower
>>578827443>>578827403>>578827338Interesting
>>578827281She gives free paizuri if you visit Tomakomai
>>578827437My Pearl won a room here.I am so ready for B finals!0
>>578827437Ryan fucked Ramonu twice along with some of daughters/granddaughters.
Had to buy Machan with points, but at least I got some good wives in the process and now get to wonder what a threeway with Yukino and Amazon is like. Probably Amazon riding you while your head is in Yukino's thighs and she caresses your head and makes out with you.
>>578827281>>578827520The best part about the previous Dirt CM is racing against her during G1s and watching her breasts during concert
>>578827521What's in Tomakomai?
>>578827571
>>578827647Single (dirt) umas looking for a spouse
>>578827520>>578827281Why is her face so white? Compare her to Ayabe and Mayacchi in the background
I have decided that I will be jerking off to taiki shuttle tonight.
Is 124 affinity enough for borrow bwos?
>>578827723i should go there...
>>578827647
>>578827776Enjoy it
>>578826737She is from the Amazon region, like all Hishis
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/JYZkiuhttps://jiggie.fun/JYZkiu
>>578827857Hmmmm now I don't feel like going
>>578827723...really
Gold City smile in my heart
You only like Aston Machan because she's... she's...Wait, who was I talking about?
>>578828008Yes!
>>578817882Machan is a smellfag
>>578828105
DIRT UMAS.......SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>578828176Many umas are!
Where did the DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYY guy go?
>>578826447Which uma would order the oreo chicken sandwich?
I think you guys should visit Kentucky instead
>>578828176All animals are smellfags by defaultIdk if that also applies to umasAre umas more human or animalistic?
Eishin (forma del negro gyaru)
>>578828379All of them while pregnant
>>578828379Twin Turbo
If French turf is a bog what are British and American turf like?
Granny feet!
>>578828514based based based based based
Machan pulls starting well
>>578828287
>>578828540>American turfReal American umas run on dirt.
>>578828559
>>578828287Tickezo love!
>>578817330 (me)Got a Finemoan with higher wit and cards that actually completed their chain. Sad I had to pass up two turns with double speed for recreation turns, and I'm pretty sure I fucked up buying two stamina greens and Straightaway Recovery when I probably could have stuck with one stam green and maybe put those points into double circle speed greens. I think I was too cautious of rushed and ensuring I could hit RS: Stamina consistently, but oh well, barely UG Finemoan is on the team.
>>578828379China and Taiwan are never beating the slop allegations
I love my genius wife!
>>578828476At the end of her career she gives you a letter that smells like her perfume and wrote something along the lines of wanting him to always think of her scent during the holidays.
>og spechud uniique Damn its strong and it's arlight for inherit, damn
>>578828256Casual outfits that are dresses are sexowell except for haguzensky
Which wit card is actually better than Bourbon for fronts? Is concentration worth it?
>>578828946I'm going in
>>578828829>sends a letter instead of crashing into her trainer's homeThat's not very mare of her
>>578829173Name 5 mares that would do that.
>>578829160
>>578828476
>>578828379I would eat that.
>>578829138Wait for p2w wit bourbon, as now probably none
Remember her!
I deleted my account without backing up about 2 months ago and now Macchan is out.how unfortunate.
>>578829270Daiwa ScarletSeeking the PearlCurren ChanKawakami PrincessHishi Amazon
>>578828379Would go nice with this
>>578829270Dober wouldn't!
>>578829505Pearl just takes you to a very expensive hotel or resort. She wouldn't break your stuff
>>578828379>>578829545I know this is technically edible and would probably taste decent enough but I can't imagine anyone having the stomach to hold down that fucking milkshake without throwing up. Your body has to have a limit, right?
>>578829173She hand delivered it, told him to open it after she left and then ran out the door right after. Said it was something she thought deeply about.
ok I must say my statlines are noticeably improved once I got Maruzensky and Fine Motion. I think my support deck is finally unbricked!
Machan on face
>>578829545>Calorie - 2600HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>578829580
>>578829545Umas WOULD drink this
100,000,000,000 children
>>578829545imagine if Teio's honey drink was this dense
>>578829638McQueen would drink 20 of them
>>578829730Taiki would for the calorie intake required for >>578829749
>>578829725Barging in does not mean brraking in!
is there anything worse in a career than getting all the major things you want and just needing to finish the stats out and then you get no rainbows in URALike you're holding that golden run and it just melts through your fingers at the last second
When those mood down protections will come to global? Fucking tired of this shit
>>578829425Teiobro...
>>578829823It's been a constant since the URA scenario, you rike?
>>578829545Told Spe not to drink these...
>>578829823this will happen for basically every scenario until the end of time
>>578829815
You yourself are to blame because you desire highrollsYou need to let go of desire
>4 borrows>2 TP bottles>All my gaming timefor>0 Mile S>0 Fans>0 RewardsI could have gotten more sleep, jacked off, or played something fun. Why the fuck do I or anyone else play this piece of shit slot machine?
>>578830034PEARL NOOO! THE DOOR WAS kinda new...
>>578829138I don't think TTL is worth the handicap of using wit Bourbon in a career. Early Lead is enough. I'd rather try and use another card like SR Seiun Wit
>check how my trainee is doing>see this
>>578830132ttl is a must, she's usable with fine
>>578830184wow mind breaking information
>>578830184That will be your pelvis
>>578829545>Allergy Data >Crustacean>Yeswhat
>>578830265Why would she punch it
>>578830265
>>578830287She would hammer down your benis and then your lower body crumbles into dust. High impact umapyoi
>>578830287so you behave and not even glance at curren next time
>>5788296382k in one sitting is nowhere near the human limit, especially for habitual slop eaters. I calorie tracked at a buffet once and went over 3k, even with a non-caloric beverage.
>>578830294I wonder why scarlet gets depicted as a rapist half the time
How important "Style savvy" skill?
>>578830512COW WIFE NUMBER 1
>>578830481dude. you know other people use the bathrooms you use, right?
>>578830530FoV skill to increase neicha range
>>578829823Like a year ago I was making a Seiun ace, think it was unironically for Libra, and had a god run, like the best I've ever had. Shitton of stats, gw with 3 greens and both turf and mile S and then I lose tenno sho spring 3 times in a row with almost 600 stamina. This was by far the worst feeling I've ever had in this game and it almost made me quit.
Rice: Large serving size
>>578830512I don't know but I want it to happen to me
Everyone saying uma stan is importantI dont see a reason? Can you pls explain bwos?
???
>>578829823My last 3 Fuku runs had early orange friendship on my deck, but almost no rainbows in classic year. It was crippling, plus ofc no mile S
>>578830512
>>578830270I googled out of curiosity and it doesn't, at least not anymore. >>578830597I hate the idea of indirectly touching asses with other men so I try very hard to hold it until I get home from work.
>>578830238>difference of .2 accel for 1.2 secondshmmmmm.......Kind of doubt it makes that much difference, I think Seiun Wit would be more effective.Presuming Groundwork, of course.
Is machans unique good? It sounds like "if winning, don't lose"
I don't have a single ace done and registration is open now
>>578830736Wow, Scarlet, you're acting like a grandma!
>>578830512>gets angry when you look at other umas besides her >wants you to always be by her side It’s not even a global meme-JP also has her as the number 1 rapist
>>578830643Rice doesn't look like this
Mark of the uma roller
>>578830851Busted on sprints meh on everything else
>>578826502What is
>>578830662I need more of this
Daiwa a cute
scarlet raped her trainer during the hotspringIdk why would you even wonder about her being drawn as a rapist.it already happened in game
>>578830901Why not?
Isnt this kinda insane?
>>578830884one of the funniest scenes in the game is during Scarlet's career when that WHORE Curren tries to steal (You). God Daisca is such a classic 2000s tsundere, miss them
>>578830851on 1000-1600 its pretty consistently a good procIt's not her best trait, that comes when Evos are introduced and she gets a 4 second long TTL
>>578831015Yeah, Taiki's tits are really big.
why are mares like that
>>578830512read her career bwo..
Brown wife would never rape me tho
>>578831152Stallions are too naturally submissive to rape anyone
Going to do some cheeky rolls for machang, wish me luck.
what's your favorite SR wit card? I just got Seiun Sky and Ikuno Dictus, curious to try them out. Sky will be a great addition because she has groundwork (I run fronts) and +1 sp bonusbut I've been pleasantly surprised by Fuku wit, unlocked her with a crystal and when she camps wit, boy does she shit out the stats
>2SPD 3WIT>only 1400 speed and max wit>let's try 3 SPD 2WIT>still only 1400 speed but now only 900 wit as wellI'm tired of going to sleep stressed the fuck out because of this game...
>save my personal CM18 megaloop parent to myself >finally put it up on borrow on CM registration Looplets are desperate
>>578814039Need to rebuild Brian with more wit but otherwise I feel pretty good about this one, Biwa and Rudolf do very well in rooms despite no Mile S. Really should have double-circled my greens instead of getting Lane Legerdemain but I grabbed it for TT thinking that Mile A was glue before trying her in room matches and realizing that it really wasn't. All my borrows today went to trying to get a better Rudolf with Mile S but they all either whiffed critical skills or were ~1400 speed SS lowrolls so might as well go with what I've got.
>>578831338NO YOU FOOLDO NOT SNACK ON BANNERSWHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU RETARD ASS SUCKING SCUM FOR BRAINSdo not waste your carats. are you really that desperate to gamble?
>>578831015Yeah I didn't know umas played basketball
>>578830851It's like Falco ult cheesing on Chukyo 1200
>>578831405lets see it
good morning
>>578831447Still In Love is the LeBron of Uma basketball
We fucked
>>578831015you're in good shape to cap speed. If you can get ~1200 by end of classic year, you should be able to max it by Senior year
>>578831678Yeah this taiki was insane but i gave up, because no mile S and no card events lmao
I didn't feel anything.
If you didn't know our in-game stickers are in the LINE shop
>>578831447
who's the kobe bryant of japanese horse racing?who's the michael jordan of japanese horse racing?who's the lebron james of japanese horse racing?
>>578830961What would you do in this situation. Note: Tazuna is always watching.
>>578831796And new Cingray oneshttps://x.com/umamusu_animeCG/status/2092447093323710771
>read up on Aston Machan now that she's released>the irl to uma comparisons>the request from her owner to be in the game so she wouldn't be forgottenI didn't want these feels
>>578831826jordan is probably spe or oguri
>>578831924
I hate this fucking race so much
>>578832058blacks? Yeah me too
>>578831445I would've gotten her in 20 rolls if you had just wished me luck.But you and your negative energy made me spark. It's all your fault, anon. I will never financially recover from this.
>>578832058Clock status?
>>578832083>>578832153lmao forgot pic out of anger
>>578832172what were your stats?
>>578832172>Frontgwo...
>>578831924>the request from her owner to be in the game so she wouldn't be forgottenqrd about this? people can just ask for their horse to be in the game?
>my trainer is on the tweek again
>>578832219bought moxie and corner rec, couldn't get 3rd...>>578832232had to because of moxie
>>578832183Benis for VenusFuck the Paques
>>578832172>haven't done a City run in a while>remember as a MILE centric uma with B long she has to run the fucking Sho Spring
>>578832293yea you needed 400 hereare you not going 50/50 stam/pwr sparks?
>>578831426>715 stam Biwa with standard distanceCheap or just something that helped guarantee getting top 3 at Haruten? Regardless, I've been lucky to get higher than 1400 speed on Finemo consistently, and you got 1500 and 1600 on Rudolf and Biwa having no speed growth, those are impressive statlines.
>my trainer told me to not enter the club room right now
>>578832093you are making me tempted to pull too, even though I just got done yelling at you for snackinggod I really have begun to become an gambling addict........
>>578832356>B long she has to run the fucking Sho Springthis is the best case scenario thoughyou save on a lot of stam by being B in long, bobo is the same
>>578832293I think Moxie on a Front is worse than Late with no healBut yeah you need like 400+ Stam even as a Late to finish top 3
>>578832239Well Machan had a pretty strong record even accounting for how short it was
>>578832361my loopas only gave me speed>9 Speed 4 Stam
We always hear people arguing about which horse has the best career but which career has the best trainer?
>>578830270Crab shell is used as a thickening agent iirc
>>578832239Machan was still a G1 winner so it already makes her notable.
>>578832474my loopa luck has been not great either, it's either speed or guts/wit
>>578832474fuck, you too? Every 2* I've gotten the past 15 times has been speed, fuck this
>>578832497But every trainer is literally me
>my trainer asked me to pick up cakes at the cake shop for his male friends
>>578832497Rice's torena saved her from a fated death
>>578830664You get it on lates/ends to avoid getting PDM'd to far last place
>>578832519speak of the devilguts into guts rerolltell me this is not riggedworst seed of all time
>>578832379It was max discount and was the only thing that fit my remaining SP after grabbing everything else, top 3 at Haruten isn't too bad if you can manage around 400-450 stamina by that point even without buying any skills.
>>578832601Even the one who got fired by Air Groove?
>>578832709But isnt target speed is maximum speed and you dont need max speed increase on start Or middle part of the race?
>>578832497ardant's trainer is hot
>I called my boss Danchou
Taiki press
>>578832760
Half of the roster is ugly but hard carried by their big boobs.
Don't worry, Machan. I will mutate you so you can compete in every CM.
>>578832817Yes and whoever Dream Journey offed
…
After pulliing Machan in 60 pulls I can now pull Ruby serenely (unless I have to triple spark Ramonu)
>my trainer is comparing me to Dantsu Flame and saying he wants to have some fun
>>578833213Dober's face after my marriage proposal in classic year
>>578832916You need it during mid race, since you are at maximum speed during mid race, since max speed is capped at a lower level until the last spurt and velocity skills are a good way to gain lengths during the bulk of the race; it also lets you contest positional reliant abilities that need you to be in specific places at the start of late-raceThis is why mid-race is so important and why not having enough feels like you never end up pushing up
Noooo
>>578833317>since max speed is capped Yeah actually i thought about it after i wrote this postTy bwo, this sounds reasonable now
>>578830664>>578833317It can activate mid-race but the max value is early race for racetracks 2200m or longerBasically 5s after the start of the race your backliner will start to pace down in these races and Uma stan activates exactly there to break your pace down mode so the gap between backliners and front/pace isn't as big
no...
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>578833237very nice. Here's hoping Ramonu smiles on both of us, I really don't want to triple spark her, but 58% chance of MLB in 400 rolls is not very encouraging odds.
gn
>>578833237pixels for ants
Doujin scenario where you bring a drunk Light Hello home and into bed until she wraps her arms around you and forces you to stay with her all night when
>>578833543Your saved crystal?
>>578833553night
Snacking is mandatory Never stop gambling
>>578833553Kys V
Do you love Aston Machan?
Banchud AFFECTION
>>578833501I thought we had like 1 more week fuck
SHE'S A BONG!?
7 and I do ace runs Any other number and I can take a break for today
uma lore is a bit retarded because why wouldnt the boy also have a grandiose name? Why wouldnt literally everyone? It feels awkward, society would adapt if they had genuine revelations from god about how they should name their children. Even if the boy didn't get such a revelation, the uma world culture would dictate he'd get a name of a similar structure, like if Admire Vega had a brother, his name would be something like "Glorify Vega"
>>578832497I'd say it's kind of a tossup between all the ones who successfully deal with a menhera uma that could kill the trainer or herself on any given week (Ayabe, Taishin, Shakur, etc.). Honorable mention to McQueen (archive story) and Tamamo trainers, who have to cure literal eating disorders. Goldship's trainer doesn't just survive her antics, he keeps up with her most of the time, which is really fucking impressive.
>>578833674>>578833553Cute couple wishing each other good night
>>578833927Part of this game’s charm is that nothing holds up under scrutiny gwo
>>578833895>focusing on the bong part instead of the daddy complex
>>578833927What the actual fuck was up with that name?who even comes up with that?
>>578833927it's just a symptom of the setting. Men basically don't exist aside from the trainer self insert that can also be a woman.
>>578834007shut the fuck up
>>578833895Aston Martin is a bong!?
>>578834007Bong is a bane, Daddy complex is a boon retard
oioioi mate wots all this then i hope you aren’t forgetting aston machan here lad
>>578834090it was a vanity project and they named him that purely as a jokea proper name would be more akin to "Looking Classic Style"
>>578834134
>>578832474>>578832519>>578832575I see stam once in a blue moon. Guts second rarest. Power sometimes. Wit often. Speed frequently. Very frustrating because power and stam are the only things I push over 1100 anytime I'm autotraining.
>>578834241
>my trainee has a massive ego again
>>578834247nyooo fucking catbox
>my trainee hasn't cured slow metabolism for 9 months now
Is this new bitch even usable for the next CM? What's the point?
>>578834103>Men basically don't exist aside from the trainerWhat about the journalist guy from Cingray?
>>578834241smooch
>>578834379I'm like 90% sure all the men in cingrey were based off of actual people
>>578834241ugly cunt
you got a loicense for forgetting aston machan wanka
>>578834375>Is this new bitch even usable for the next CM? yeppers>What's the point?cute
>>57882631615 ten pulls or 15 single rolls? Because five more ten pulls and you get her by default
>>578833895neat pedigree
>>57883454115 singles ofc
>my trainee is a raging misandrist
>wake up and smell breakfast >trainee broke into my house again >go to work >it’s raining >second trainee has my umbrella at the academy gates >go to my office >unrelated trainee and her trainer in a costume is in the corner waving at me >trying to to do work >light hello breaks into my office and drags me for karaoke >get assaulted by third trainee with a kick to the leg because I was late to the track by 0.01 seconds >go home and ignore the hole in my wall>go to sleep
>>578834375>>578834490She is the gold standard for Leauge of Heroes as well so if you're interested in ranking highly in that leaderboard she's kind of mandatory since LoH has a lot of sprintsThis is alongside Vbobo and eventually Valentine Fujin
My young sis just gifted me this out of the blue.What the fuck guys?
>>578834328Her ass is worth it
Surely the point of umamusume is to collect cute umamusume
>>578834631did you fuck her
Which umamusume is canonically the dumbest?
>>578834707Mmmmaybe
>>578834664Oh yeah? I don't believe you, post it
>>578834707they release too many, you'd have to whale to keep up with the metagame if you dont solely focus on a handful of uma
>>578834631Is your oshi in here?
>>578834582Ok.
>>578834601She says that but you should check out her secret doujins (thank you mackie)...pretty suspicious when they're all about a trainee (that suspiciously looks like Dober) getting her back blown out by her trainer (that suspiciously looks like you)
>>578834790yes
>>578834375>groundwork>TTL>racing spirit stamina+ unique that gets an accel the shorter the trackShe's usable in every CM if you can mutate her.
from spooks you will end up having about half of the available roster at any time
>>578834631is it good
>>578834728None of your business?
>>578834781
>>578834771HaruMayaTanhauserRice
>My image showed up on another man's post
>>578834862Its the most generic image and title you've ever seen and you're asking if its goodnoits notits shitthere's like 400 doujins with the same plot
>>578834867I think I need a little more convincing...
>>578834802realistically wtf do you even do in this scenario?
>>578834631She wants you to stop being a spurg and find a girlfriend.>>578834856Cyjews owes me like 5 oshis then.
>>578834802>>578834951This is the kind of situation where you ignore it and hope it never comes up in conversation
>>578834856>spookslolfantasy grass just spooked me for the 3rd time
>>578834862You tell mehttps://youtu.be/szxeOROSME4
>>578834864Neither does your post, it's not even uma
>>578834951Turn the doujin into a reality
>>578835027ESL-kun
>>578834951>>578834986But what happens if you know that Dober knows that you know...
>>578833590I have 3 right now, will have 4 by then. But I really don't want to use them on Ramonu because if I don't have to, it guarantees me MLB Wit Bourbon in 200 pulls (one pity plus 4 crystals), and I'll still have 90k carats for Pasa in April.
>>578834891That's four umamusume.
That's quite hard to do...
>>578835072You tell Dober you’ll reenact the doujin if she wins her next race, as a joke What comes next is between you and the three goddesses
>>578834891>Maya
>>578835072Just gotta keep ignoring her and hope for the best…
Hate ChiyonoHate Chiyonoposters simple as
>>578835072She becomes Mejiro Awkward
>>578834245>push power/stam over 1100 when clankinghow do you do that, what deck? I also am trying to loop front shit, could use some outside perspective
thats a weird fucking book youre reading dober
fronts are gay
>>578835025might be peak
>>578834856I had a funny experience back during the hog/Biwa banner. Biwa did clutch in the first Capricorn, I need to use her again but I'm doing a dumb rule to try and use new umas when I can. However, ever since swimsuit Mack/Sexshi, I've been expanding my stable more.
>>578834771All the oranges.
Do scenarios ever become a sidegrade for making aces?
nexto jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/vhy5WY>https://jiggie.fun/vhy5WYhttps://jiggie.fun/vhy5WY>https://jiggie.fun/vhy5WYhttps://jiggie.fun/vhy5WY
This horse looks so fucking stupid
>>578835391In Open leauge pretty much every scenario can be used for ace making until they up the cap to UE3. But for graded the current scenario will always be the best. which sucks if say, you have 3 of the worst scenarios in the game in a row ,
>>578835375They may be dumb, but I'd trust what they cook.
So....any of the umas VA any porn? Askin for a friend.
>>578835020it fucking feels rigged, doesn't it? There's over 50 3* trainees right now, so getting a 3* uma is a 3% chance, and getting THAT uma is 2% on top of that, so 0.06% chance, stupidly retardedly unlikely. But there we are
>>578834864did you tho
>>578835515
>>578835020top tier B rank uma when that tier was a thing thing, I smashed cm11 to bits with her
>>578835473>sucks if say, you have 3 of the worst scenarios in the game in a rowMANT, GL, GM? surely not..........
>>578834951I would start with subtle changes like brushing my teeth and wearing deodorant/cologne. After a while escalate physical contact a bit, just small things like sitting right next to her going over notes/watching video, light touches on the arm, and standing closer while spotting in the weight room. No real risk of rape because even if she lost control she'd get cold feet and run away in a minute tops. At the end of our three year contract I would say something like I want to be her trainer forever and by that point I'll be the one and only man she feels safe with and she's mine forever.
>>578835609She has no accels or no speed skills in her kit
>>578835515i think maya’s va did some
I can't believe I didn't already have this.
>>578835618https://youtu.be/WdGHhmfcnAcIt's the least bad but man i dunno what the game designers were thinking around this period. way too much RNG in this one, whoever they got to designs scenarios from L'arc onwards is way better
>>578835212
>>578834891Rice is very smart
larc more like fuck
>>578835698wtfdym subtle changes like brushing your teethno wonder your trainee hates being in the same room as you
>>578835503Cute orenjis
If you dont use ssr ruby powerUse ssr ruby power
Cute npc
>>578835849>>578835815
>>578835302Source?
>>578835929would you run 3spd 1wit 1pow on umas without 20% spd bonus?
>>578835929What if I do use ssr ruby power
>>578835976674485
7 and I let Dober fuck me 4 and I fuck the horse Dober
>>5788359902 speed and pray for greens
Accidentally donated Takamatsunomiya sash to a fucker in club now I'm 1 sash short to Pot 5 Machan
>>578834790>urara as a hag
>>578834802
>>578836091anons about to find out very quickly that the 4chan post trying to convince people to fuck mares was all made up bullshit
>>578836094diabolical
>>578836172Okay that was weird
Yeah it's time to make an ace
>>5788359903 speed is a scam, just hope for more double rainbows on speed
I like it when Machan addresses herself in 3rd person, I think they should keep it that way afterwards. Same for Rice.
>>578835929my borrow slot is perma locked to light hello
kissies
>"yooo this uma VA is in this other thing!!">uses a different voice and sounds nothing like the uma
Do I still need to bring Wit Bourbon if the my Uma have innate Taking The Lead?
my chain didn't finish
>>578835470>this silly face is what shotas will remember in their nightmares and piss themselves after getting COPA'D
>>578836326kiss my ass
>>578835275I have to pick one or the other, but basically it's fuku speed, lh, and 4 stam or 4 power cards and it'll usually get the job done as long as I'm not running literally every single G1.
>>578836330Idk bro both shirokos sound a lot like cafe
>>578836286Why would she do that....
Somebody is posting empty pngs and I'm very afraid
i want to deep throat admire grooves ears
>>578836446I'd love to kiss golshi's ass
>>578836358Nyo the card is ass ourside of the gold
>>578836326okay
>>578836270Bright would do this
>>578836498Oh that's just Machan
>>578836612But I love Daiwa?
>>578836491No reason...
>>578836270…
>>578834328Her very first-rate and fuckable face and also her future as a caring mother is worth it.
>>578836612but im saving it for maruzensky
>>578836646She saw you talk with a female coworker She doesn’t like that
>>578836270Bright is so cute...
>>578836270I still don't understand if she's slow or evil
>>578834328first thing i do every day is the king halo cheer
>>578836472>>578836330Wait a minute...Cafe sounds a lot like Rosmontis!! And Shiroko sounds a lot like her too...? Coincidence????
I need 9 stam 9 mile borrow Nishino Flower is this too much to ask?
>>578836472Kuudere voice characters is cheating so they don't count
>>578836720I'm sure I can calm her down
>>578836625>>578836658>>578836763>>578836771
what are the words to the king halo worship cheer chant thing
93738365CM18
>>578836973Explain how brown can be good for me.
you only like Dober because she looks like a really normal asian girl if you remove her horse ears
>>578837057I like Bright though
i like dobahs super erotic sleeveless clothes teasing delicate armpits
>>578837057Yeah and?To quote my mom when she visited me in Tokyo for the first time: "No wonder you keep dating Asian girls they're all so pretty and dress so well"
I flirted to a woman right in front of Dasca with the purpose of making her react badly by taking me to a hotel and rape me amazon position style while she calls me BAKA and tears of pain were rolling down my foreheadAm I a masochist?
>>578836771>>578836889she repeatedly teases Silence Suzuka by doting on special weekit's entirely intentional
>>57883705795% of the thread would jump at the chance to be with 95% of the umas.
help me taikibros. do I run 3 speed 2 wit 1 light or swap a speed for a power card? I keep not getting enough staming or power and hitting speed cap. or should I change inheritance off of full power for stam or something?
>>578837167What's the 5% of umas that we would spurn?!
>>578837004Kris S has super gap moe with her autism and cool side (see her umayuru ep.). Also sexy voice and body (long hair, caramel skin, piercing blue eyes). Amazon is a caring dorm mom (wife for u)
Machan's legs are heavy.
>>578836980I should've brought the Pearl with Blossom...23135215
>>578837057That explains why I like every black haired umas
>>578837167I don't want to have sex with teenagers.1. They're children2. They're children so they'd be bad at it3. They're children so they'd make it their whole personality4. They're children so they'd be extremely boring to talk to
>>578837186Shakur and Ryan. Except for the 5% of us who are gay and have to share them.
Hello
i want to have sex with teenagers
>>578837225lmao get a load of this normie saying he wouldn’t rawdog a child
>>578837305hi
>>578837305Hellu Ulalala
>>57883720919962291
>>578837202They're both Kris S tier, though I do have a favorite among the two....We do need more (playable) brown umas though,
halal urara
>>578837225You're a failure of a man if you wouldnt stick your dick into every grade schooler in the nearest vicinity
>>578837406She's like 12...haha!
>>5788371764 stamina sparks were the magic number for me to usually hit stamina. for normal taiki your probably want power sparks and speed sparks for camping taiki.
if i could rape freely i wonder what variety i would eventually stop at
ok I've been searching the archives for almost an hour and I can't find the image of the Mejiro Palmer cosplayer that someone posted last week-ish.any anon have it saved?
well. had to spark for herhow bricked is this, can be as brutal as you want because idk
>>578837167I want an uma so fucking bad bro>>578837186Shakur and such>>578837225Retard
>>578837383God I hope this doesn't happen in my actual finals...94116504
>got me my Machan in 40 rollsTime for sweet misery
I want to rape Seiun Sky.
>>578837186shakur, ryan, air messiah, dream journey just to name a few
Good morningI love Chevacchi
>>578837540You talk a lotta shit but I don't think you'd be able to handle causing meaningless violence on another human for more than 10 minutes
trainee milk
>>578837547Retard you are fine
>>578837509Out of 10!
>>578837547It is over.
>>578837147seiun was BROWN!?
>>578837595>dream journey
>>578837641>creek/cb >kita white (he clearly likes fronts)>brian (not a front but all tryhards want her)>RAMONU>BOURBON (he clearly likes fronts)I was gonna leave him to happy delusions but no, that carat amount is not fine
Noone hates any umas hereWe love and treasure them all unconditionallyExcept Ryan
>>578837625ten minutes is enough
>>578837616bokumankos shouldn't have breasts that big
>haha le rapeshut the fuck up and learn how to talk and ask for consent
>>578837595speak for yourself dawg i’d gratefully hold hands and go to hackathons with shakur
>>57883756037531909
As a backliner would you rather go shooting star + budding blossom or shooting star + goof up for inherits? Assuming that I already have my main accels.
>>578837736When having sex with a woman even consent is dependant on their current mood so might as well rape them on purpose
>>578837710What about Ryan after a make-over?
That was fast.
what hours are these?
>>578837742I can see whose type Shakur could be and respect it, she's just really not for me.>>578837684Ugliest uma in the game, even uglier than the booger-colored air messiah. Literal granny slug. There needs to be something fundamentally wrong with your brain to find Dream Journey attractive. I hope you find the help you need.
>>578837789>>578837710Damn it why does my extension that shrinks images keep fucking up
>>578837850toesen hours
>>578837743
I want Daiwa Scarlet to rape me
>>578837625NTA, but if I had a rape card I wouldn't use it on pretty girls I would use it on people (mostly other men) who have wronged me and I would never wash the strapon. I'd probably run out of targets that I hate enough to do, on one else would fuck with me, and I would just be known as that guy who raped the governor.
>>578837834Ree explode
>no fronts>2 paces immediately just expode and die
>>57883793071674131Forgot code...Sowwy
>>578837710Ryan has a good personality.
>>578836771She is evil and loves to put Dober in embarrassing situations
>>578838024
I haven't been playing uma much(other than logging in to click dailies and independent training) since I've been so busy. But, now getting back into playing and trying out Grand Concert. Am I correct to assume this is basically the skeleton for all your decks this scenario + 2 flex? This is kinda what I gathered from what I've seen at least
>>578837684Look at that flat chestso fucking delicious
>>578837710and Shakur
>>5788381121 more wit card is basically mandatory but aside from that, yeah. For 0% speed growth umas you need 3 speed cards to reach cap.
>>578838138Wrong.
>>57883793084953138
>>578838112I think yes
>>578837751for this cm? budding. covers you really nicely for any situation where you're too far up to hit lightning surge
>>578838168>>578838220ok so I have a 3* Summer Maru is that good? I also have a MLB Fukukitaru, and for the 2nd wit I can do borrows, should that work out?
why is D rank for club only 150 carats? what a scam i have to play the game to receive rewards? who would want that
>>578837545please help
>>578838262Fuku speed blows outside of auto because of how important speciality priority is. Maru is obviously good for fronts and as a 3rd speed card, though if you're borrowing another wit card you'll be screwed for distances beyond mile since you dont get a lot of free stam this scenario.for med and long you need to borrow creek and then maybe pair FineMo with a Daiwa or Fuku wit SR
>>578837710>Except Ryan, Ticket, Fuku, Shakurftfy
>>578838112You want 2 speed 2 wid 1 Wildcard 1 Light Hello. Cb is probably a better wit statstick if you have her bc of higher special priority
should I redeem S.Tachyonor should I pick other uma for No Reason
>>578838262>ok so I have a 3* Summer Maru is that good?Uma or Card? Uma In this CM is not good. Otherwise it's good> and for the 2nd wit I can do borrows, should that work out?Well it's depends, you can use SR second wit card and pick needed borrows
>>578838342was that the ai or a different one
>there are “people” itt that wont preg the urara
>>57883821518234646
>>578838551I think you should eat your trash duty.
>>578838551casting the "eat your vegetables" spell on sweep
>>578838375Oh I have Super Creek MLB'd already, so there's no issue there. Basically have MLB Creek, Kita, Fuku, Tachyon, and 3LB for Light Hello and Maru, been mostly borrowing a 2nd Wit for the most part for a while now just a bit lost on how to proceed this scenario>>578838395I see, I still haven't used my pick ticket from 1.5 anniversary(in fact i still have an older pick ticket from the anniversary back then too that went up to Fuku), but I guess I can just borrow CB right?>>5788384183LB sorry Summer Maru, ofc I have the girl too and she was my fave... too bad I can't run her with her card.... But yea that's true, are the good SR wit cards still the usual?Honestly this scenario seems a bit easier than the last one... shorter too, so maybe I can stick around more
I'm already tired of gl. Events never god damn finish. Specialty priority is nerfed so hard you have to bring 4 speed cards even on a speed uma to consistently get 1600, and even then you're not getting 1200+ pow. And if you try to bring a pow parent, the uma just dies because of no stamina.
Is OG Maruzensky a good parent? Her aptitudes make it easy to get +75 affinity, but is the inherit any good? Could always use her as GP I guess
>>57883861283362681
>feeling lazy for next CM>decide it's finally time to use that 1st anni voucher>it's Xoguri's second last CM before she's put out to pastureoh...
>>578838904"Put to pasture"Should state for the record that Oguri Cap Wit failed to nerf Xog and she remains a viable option up until the end of UAF I'm pretty sure
>>578838551I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweepy. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweepy as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her
>>578838904>1st anni voucheris that the paid one?
>golshi grandparent with after school stroll>sweep speed>golshi speed>STILL fucking inconsistent after school stroll procsFfs dober just do it already
>>578838968>Oguri Cap WitWhat's the big deal with that card
>>578838551I wanna do speakable things with Sweep Tosho. I wanna learn magic with her. I wanna ride brooms in the moonlight sky. I wanna brew all sorts of potions and test them out. I wanna get my own wizard robes so I look like her. I want to be taught by her grandmother in the ways of magic. I wanna be her partner in crime, slaying all the evildoers with our combined magical power. And after that's done, I want to go to an ice cream store and get cones that shoot all the way up to the sky and eat them all.
Oh fuck. Mares...
>>578838761core ult for dahby trackotherwise it's a secondary accel for late/end uma
>>578839079why would you pull this uma when evolve inherits are coming?
>>578838725Cb is not a must borrow just better than finemo, if you are not borrow locked then pick her or sirius + your finemo
>>578838968Probably but between Kitasan White soon and Uni just after her last CM it'll be a nice change of scenery. I was just surprised it's already almost over, I might just go with my original oshi pull instead>>578839046It's Festive Miracle for all paces>>578838980Yessir
>>578838969>>578839051dura..
>>578839046 the gold skill is meant to be better and more consistent than Xogs unique but it's actual output and opportunity cost compared to other wit cards severely fucked it, not to mention no one had carats to budget for it.It's like if Smaru speed was really bad
does anyone know the defacto way to create parents yet? do I take grandparents to URA/Unity for better sparks then take the main parent to GL or some other fuckery?
>>578838873Seeking the Pearl More like Seeking the Humiliation Ritual 14910534
>>578839051I want to blast ropes of sperm inside Sweepy's yada umanko and make her a pregnant middle schooler
Nah, I think I'll save
>>578839259i pick a borrow + the least worst gp i have for the situation then do a few clanks in gl until something copeable comes out
>>578839302>>578839051>>578838969That's not what life magic is
>>578839169Thanks, got it! I thought making decks would be a bit more difficult by now, but I guess not much has changed
someone redshift pill me on inheriting maru on paces
I'm a PCfat. Is Shakur the only uma for me?
>>578839259i did great grandparents in ura and just sent grandparents and parents onwards in gl, aiming to get the racing spirit sparks
>>578838761It is in a few case, it was the inherit you wanted on everyone for DAHBIII, but it it has a few cases of being okay on other tracks. You'd have to check track layout and go through a checklist>is late race very close to the final corner? is good on fronts and pacers>is late race somewhere halfway through the final corner? you can be cheeky and throw it on lates and ends where they might push enough to get fifth and get a decent effect from it>is late race before the final corner? no good because it'll be too delayed to have any proper effectMost of the time, it's like the other bwo said that you'll largely have it as a secondary inherit for lates and ends.
i want to be abducted by nyo univers
>>57883928665559376
>>578839417Is it Hanshin 2400m? Red ShiftIs it any other track? Don't Red Shift
why does she HATE me
>>578839590>witlet solo front winsShe's shrimply too good
>>578839515shouldnt the dobah include the red region
>>578837710The tranny spammer made me hate stay gold. i could ignore her ugly self if she hadn't been spammed here
pace or late for original oguri?
>>578839721late since oyl is on a wit card while neck and neck requires you to use daiwa power
>>578838138Shakur is cringe kino
stop
>>578839721
>>578839780im a retard, what does this mean?
>>578839825you're not a retard, just honestgreen is pace, yellow is latebeing further right on the graph is better
>>578839825yellow = late surgergreen = pace chasergoing to right is better win rate on her owngoing up is better win rate on a properly constructed teamlate oguri is better than pace oguri in both regards
>>578839876>green>yellowtheyre all the same border color tho
>>578839780link me the website that shows these stupid bubbles I keep seeing while you help the other anon
>>578839876>green is pace, yellow is latethanks anon
>>578839927Colorblindanon... I...
>>578839927unlucky
Late Oguri is stronger in miles
>>578839259The general idea of looping is that you first make umas with shitton of skills(ignoring red and blue sparks) and skills you want(e.g. groundwork, nav, ignited spirit wit for fronts, etc) and really high affinity, so that the chance to inherit those skills is very high every run. After that you can start fishing for good red and blue sparks and once you get 3* blue and 2* red spark that is your grandparent
>>578839590>Blossom wiffAwesome...God I have put my bets on the wrong horse this SUCKS Round 1 is in two days it's so over it's over it's over89637828
>>578839950hakuraku.moe
>>578839927what color is this?
>>578840025Blue?
>>578839435Why the hell does Doto bully her?
>>578840049just like this?
>>578840025red
>>578839927I get you broWhenever people post these I go on the site myself and turn on colourblind mode to check
>>578840091she doesn’t do it on purpose… it’s merely an innocent goof…
>>578840025bluegreen
>>578840091Air Shakur is very cute. I want to make her blush
>>578840153She eats Shakur's food...as a goof up...and brings up Shakur's bad memories...as a goof up>>578840159
>>578840025Cyan. It looks so fucking hot when a woman dyes her hair in this…
>>578840145does that colour blind mode actually work it feels more like colour griefing to me
>>578840073Why is she crying?
>>578840232stubbed her toe
are debuffers actually valid picks? I just see them as picks for people who cant be bothered to make 3 aces
>>57884000637656069
>>578839991The “looping” part comes from when you get an uma with good skills then you make a new uma with her as parent and you loop 3-4 umas this way until you get all the skills inherited
>>578840232I called her a villain
>>578840264NOOOOOOOOO
>>578840145>colorblind off>late and end look the same, while pace looks slightly offshade from them>turn colorblind on>late and end still look the same, now runaway and front look same
>>578840232she's playing a game in the virtual reality machine and she just watched a country being devoured by the demons she is supposed to be fighting (and some of the scenes of violence were too mature for her; the game's CERO rating technically should have barred her from playing it but Golshi changed the settings as part of a prank on someone else and then forgot to change them back)
>>578840303>Sweepy somehow tanked Mystifying + ASEthat was some bullshit magic she pulled
>>578840395I'm pretty sure the colorblind palette used is some kind of standardized thing I forgot the name of so who blame whoever came up with that
>>578840368Don't say that...
Air Shakur getting a clit piercing
>200 pulls on maru/fine motion rerun>only 1(one) of eachFuck off
>>578840395I've always wondered if he accidentally found a colour set intended to simulate colour blindness rather than one for colour blind accessibility
>>578840368Bobo is ready to take it
>>578840368reaching up bonbon skirt and inserting fingers into umanko
These demons only cause problems between trainer and trainee
>>578840478A fourth one, you mean?
Every girl should make one, it is 10x to the sensitivity
I’m gonna get shit shovelled down my gullet this CM bros I looped way too much and now my aces are anorexic
Umas for that feel?
I was the one who stole the colours you are blind to.
fuuuggg my spneed :DDDD
uma on my dick goes up and downup and downup and downuma on my dick goes up and downall day long
>>578840227>>578840395Works on my machine
>>578840726just queue during shitter hours and you'll be fine
>>578840769if you have mile S and your 3 accels it's perfectly fine
Good to know this stat is reachable even with just 4* stam sparks. Just need to do better next time because I only had 3 songs per fucking concert this run.
Narita Brian
>>578840908hoooooooooooooly fkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>578840908my next pull is blaze and then new year whites
>>578840908My beloved
>>578840359>>578839991is the general idea from what I gather something like>make not-even parents in URA/Unity for skills>use those as parents onto what would be the grandparents and pray they inherit the skills and get the sparks until I get good blue/reds + whites>use those grandparents on what would be the parent until its done
>>578840940Too tall
what's so gentill about the donna?
>>578840854I'm in the Machan mines right now as well, I tried one of them in rooms and she actually did alright, but I'd like a mile S one. The single front pink in the tree keeps hitting instead.
>>578840996It's just perspective
>>578829815I wanna go on KFC dates with my weirdo Engrish mommy
I have to remain strong and wait for SMaru + Ramonu banner
>>578841043Do you not have Seiun scratching her ass? Machan has TTL already built-in.
i didn't get her.....
>>578841092My Sei wit is low LB and some ayabe guts adventures in MANT ate my crystals, though I don't actually mind bringing bourbon since the TTL hints make it cheap and the scenario link concentration is nice on short distances, though in a somewhat low front environment like this it might be skippable.
>>578841061she is a bit of a chud womanlet but i like that about her
>>578841216True her height is very funny and endearing. Just adds to the chuuni aspect of her character.
Did you know? The best StarHorse4 song at the jukebox is Birth of the Beast.
whats the big thing after ramonu anyway?
birth of the breast
>>578841319Biko SSR guts
>>578841319for dickpullers
>>578841319Depends a bit how much you have saved up for in terms of cards the next must roll isnt until the scenario after with pasa speed (assuming you're skipping ancestors)
breeding spechud
Did you know? In Team Trials, Mejiro McQueen is currently my worst performer.
Narita brian appeals to boomers who like 90s anime
>>578841319ancestor 0LB to free your borrow slot, laurel uma, neo universe uma
>>578841319McQueen wit
>>578841319When will you niggers finally say what style(s) you play when you ask dumb shit like this
>>578837852
>>578841556I play all styles
>>578841574so you just don't give a shit? just roll for anything then
>>578841574how much money are you willing to spend
But you were on the pill??
>>578840978Overall yes, but loop nongreatparents until all of them have the skills you want on your parent and run as many g1s(in auto is you have A/A, B/A, A/B aptitudes it is a guaranteed win). You can run unity for ignited skills, but scenario specific sparks(e.g. the one that gives you speed and stamina in ura) cannot be inherited, so they don’t matter for non-gp
I love cryers
>>578841319all the new meta umas released after herif you're a frontfag, bourbonfor everyone else, pasa
>>578841468many are saying this desu wa
>>578841673They are called supiki
>>578841748CRYER
Why does she look so shit in the anime?
>>578841748supikryer
>>578841615>>578841624I mean I can just borrow the cards while keeping the all-style general cards in my deck...
>>578841808bro has the secret 6 borrow deck
>>578841808That's not the way this worksYou need multiple cards that only work for specific styles now, you can't not own all of them
>>578841808No you can't lol
>>578841748Speaky
>>578841835>>578841862>>578841864Adios!
>>578841782Nerfed to make you care more about Big Mac
>>578841782Season 1-3 were not animated by cygames
>>578841782Uma anime is shonen spic territory so they adjusted accordingly
>>578841908Just pick oneOdds are most of your favorites share a style with one or two odd exceptions
>>578841808Thing is that the optimal deck will only ever have 3-4 style-agnostic cards in there. So you'll always be 1-2 cards down in comparison to someone who invested in a certain style.Now those cards you will be "down" will then instead be generically good cards like wit ramonu, who can get the job done, but it's still a competitive disadvantage. You can make probably make it work but you'll pretty muchalways lose to a specialist.
>>578841952>t. cingrey tourist
Just take the open league pill
>>578841782She looks cool in that image though. Maybe get a different image? Or fix your brain so that it likes good things instead of bad things?
>>578842006im not chinese
>>578842006
>>578842006Honestly might for GM
>>578841972My faves are Special Week, Maruzensky, Tamamo Cross, and Taiki Shuttle...
i play open league...
>>578842167if you see my nephew timmy can you please go easy on him
>>578842159Well there you go, four excellent front-runners.
>>578842119Tachy butt
>>578842006i prefer lose in the graded rather than winning in the open.
Which uma would put on a collar and give you the leash?
>>578842006Only psychopathic hoarders do this
>>578842228There's a choice?
havin' a laugh at all the people wasting carats
>>578842159Spe and Base Tama are LatesTaiki and Festival Tama are PacesMake it work
>>578842119>>578842224
>>578842241suzuka sexo
Cafe is pure sex, physically and personality wise
we should all be nice to each other except for the chiyo postersthen once we have settled our difference we can begin our ethnic cleansing of the chiyo posters
>>578842419what happened to being nice to everyone.....
>>578842320Tachy Love
>>578842403wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too big
I think we should annihilate the Doto posters. They’ve had it good for too long
When do I have to start choosing what style I need to lock myself into?
>>578842520It begins at derb o'clock on Derbor Day in the year twenty derby nine
>>578842520Best time to plant a tree?
>>578842520Now
>>578842520Depends. Front runner? like right now and get Smaru to 3lb+ and get wit Bourbon in GM.Backliners should consider Pokke speed in Gm but basically everyone else can wait until L'Arc when the other style specific wit cards start showing up (Mcqueen for pace, Dia for lates, taishin for ends)
Me watching the poultry (you) discuss how to avoid getting slaughtered by cygames with "tactical pulling"
>>578842293>Base Tama are LatesWhen someone says something so endcloserphobic you just stand there and hit them with 12m yen stare
>>578842520Just main summer Goldship and make up some cope about multiclassing
>>578842640I'm not poultry I'm a type of goose
>>578842658Its kinda true though. With Kris S stam and her gold coming out you kinda just always use base Tama as a late surger
>>578842493Here’s a flatter cafe-I was too focused on the pan
>>578842640is this real ?
i need an uma asmr for this
>>578842658Mid-Backpack uniqueFast and Furious goldYou can run her as an End on tracks that spurt works on but she is a Late
>>578842778It's literally right there in the picture can't you see for yourself?
>>578842658Holy shit I want to boop this horse.
As an end closer man, i've already decided what cards i'm rolling for. Which is none because cygames fucking hates ends. That's my pull plan!
>>578842850what the FUCK
>>578842906bro is end closer man
i had to turn my sweepy into a late instead of end
>>578843053But why
>>578842826Screek offers it during festivals.
>>578842520A few months ago
>>578842906Ends do not go through a card drought until after Dream Journey Speed
>>578842520>FrontNOW. This is the best Smaru banner in terms of timing and quality (FM Is there)>EndCreek and CB banner next month is the perfect timing.>LateYou didn't get Wit Natie? Too bad. You are now on a wheelchair compared to other late mains.>PaceJust keep playing, bwochacho.
>>578843094because i flopped oka sho so no free end corners and both OYL and ligma surge finished their chains plus i had full throbber and fearless
>>578842906
On a cosmic scale, all of this is almost over already
I need the Tach event to start playing the game
>>578843380that's what i tell her
7 and I rape the next Uma posted 4 and I let Oguri Cap eat me
>>578843392I say this
>>578843392The event where people post pictures of Tachyon? Just scroll up
>>578843392It genuinely can't come soon enough. So many honses with great white sparks, but shitty blue/pink ones.
The tachyon event isn't saving any of you. It's barely anything.
>>578842906You guys share cards with late, kinda.
I should call her
>>578843480I have a Grandparent will all the white skills I want for a Front with 1* Stam and 1* Turf. The Tach event will unbrick me
>>578843485Literally me btw.
>>578843586You should call her Tannhauser
>>578843615YWNBAUYWNBM
What is the Tachyon event?
lates aint doing shit in lobbies lol nice lightning sauge retards
>>578843759
>>578843759You can upgrade a spark 3 timesso you can make med 2* into med 3* and spd 1* into spd 3*
>>578843759You can upgrade your blue/pink/green sparks
>cant roll cards because you need to chose style you like>cant choose style because i'm newcutie umalet
>>578843758On the internet nobody knows I'm an uma.
>>578843895Your behavior gives up that you are not one
>>578843893Look at the upcoming umas page on gametora with no pants on. Whichever una makes your dick the hardest is the style you will main. Congrats, problem solved
post images
asscrack martins has only one gimmick which is pls rember me gwoj :((( nice character retards
>>578844021What if I have erectile dysfunction?
images
>>578843980Yeppers, just an ordinary human like you here. No uma listening in at all. Let's keep talking about which umas are hot.
>>578844027Ok
>>578844054>Im le random and like sea creatures! Porpoise lol!>im science and you guinea big>im fuckhugeAll Umas have one gimmick that’s what autism is
>>578843846It's just a 'if win win harder' skill for endXog
>>578844054>pls rember mewtf KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>578844075Marvelous Sunday can cure you, one way or another
which umas do i parentloop for pace chasers
>>578844145>im fuckhugei say this
>>578844054>character can be reduced to one core elementYeah? Just like every other character in history?
>>578844054i cried :'-(
>>578844243tiaraslop with dirt
>>578844309>>578844309>>578844309
>>578844256CUTE
fin
>>5788434366 7 and you're stuck with helios
