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>>578844309yoooooo rice cracker brought home some KFC dis shit banging yo
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>578844309Posting in the EVIL UNLIKEABLE VILLAIN thread
I love my wife TM Opera O
Digitan LOVE
Tachyon LOVE
free runs are about to run outfarewell quadruple carat incomefarewell double SP income
Narita Brian
>>578844540how am i supposed to loop like this
How many trainees am I allowed to date at once at Tracen? I want a sweet cowtits uma, a rough tomboy, a cute shortstack and a smart kuudere.
>>578844676As many as you can. Consider that fact that each wants to fuck at the very least 3 times a day
>>578844676Of course the obvious answer is Zero, torena-san.
>>578844454Nishino, Maya, Marvelous, Tama, Digitan and Rob roy. I wonder who's riding him
>>578844770So all that talk about leaving a mark that would never be forgotten and being remembered forever was just so she could suck on toreena's fingers?
>>578844540Back to 5 borrow runs a day as usual... Worst part is clanker mode is out so it eats whopping 30TP per run and only gets 5TP back from waiting it out. Using carats to refill hurts a lot more now since double reward is over
>>578844676You can only date multiple Umas if you're a Team Torena
>>578844540farewell loopa...
>>578844676as long as they get good results, you can recruit as many as you want
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/vhy5WYhttps://jiggie.fun/vhy5WY
>>578844861Fine, you can join too, Tazuna. I was planning on raping you with the help of my trainees anyway.
>>578844913Autos for borrow parents and fan runs, probably too inefficient to loopa 24/7 like we have been
>>578845154cure mare
Is Machan's unique good for CM18?
>>578845251yes, please inherit it
you wouldn't be able to rape a single umathey are all 10x stronger than you
>>578845251Not very
>>578845319What if they want to be raped?
i like phalae reminds me because she reminds me of that funny anime from last year
>>578845319That's why you hire other umas to help you. It's a huge industry at this point. I hear Tazuna is secretly making a good living off of it.
>>578845319are you telling me that every time I thought I was raping her, she was actually just letting me?
>>578845429yes actually
>>578845319This is my planUmas will rape me in self defence
>>578845319I am hoping to get raped
>>578845479Always carry a self-defense condom, torena-kun
Who cares about Efforia or whatever?MARES
it seems I goofed up and almost got TP to 100, tehe~I promise I'll set up a run on reset, danchovvy
>>578845542Around mares...
>>578845479domination loss?
https://files.catbox.moe/8t1uua.png
>>578845542>double tiaraStrong...
>>578845537I'll use the ones Doto gave me
Remember that umas don’t go into heat so if your trainee ever says that shes in heat and needs a release, hold your ground and say no. Theres only so much money in the budget for birth control pills
Rape is not a random act of kinda nice
>>578845726What if I edge her instead
>>578845726But the last budgetary meeting had contraception budget halved...
>>578845730She wouldn't act like this
>>578845726Uhh condoms?
>>578845812Fucking idiot do you want to be raped? There’s barely any money in the legal budget to buy A1 stacks much less go through that legal rabbit hole. If you’re going to have sexual congress with your trainees, don’t inform administration and for the love of god use protection. You are 20-30 something trainers. Be responsible
>>578845726The Tracen budget is going to get drained by childcare facilities
>>578845950Also to reiterate Tracen Academy does not condone umamusume-trainer relationships during one’s racing career. This is just an advisory in the event an umamusume decides to be forceful and one cannot say no in fear of bodily harm. Do not break your trainers. They don’t have health insurance.
What is this event name?
>>578845319creek will let it happen just so she could get pregnant then baby trap you
>>578845878>Curren>Wouldn't act like this
BROS WHO
>>578846153curren
>>578846153whore curren
>>578846153
>>578846153evil bitch curren
>>578846217>>578846201>>578846183 Bots? wtf
>>578846153I smell chocolate
>>578846153Kawaii Curren
>>578846153Matikanefukukitaru
>>578846153palma
>>578846153Shakur
Nice snacking bros
>>578846153Curreng Chang
>>578846084Tore will make her a mother, any questions?
>>578846240stfu curren get off umachan
>>578846084What was meant by this?
>>578846360how does that work? make her adopt a child the same age as her?
>>578846353This sort of looks like ChocoBourbon if you squint a bit
>>578846353Explode
I still don't want to ever go back to MANT Will independent training clear this?
>>578846353Do NYOT snack.
>>578846545yes
>>578846353I'd snack on her
>>578846545Yes, but do your manual mant run
>>5788466827 and I rape Bakushin 4 and I do a manual run
>>578846706>6if this is a 7, you jerk off to helios
>Takatsunomia kinen is once per run>you need 50 of them Fucking hell
>>578846682hmmmmmm nyo
blaze a new track
>>578846793Buy the sashes in the shop gwocho
>>578846917I dont have friends points bwo...
>>578846706>>578846831I will find you and I will end you
>>578846793You can just ask your trusty club members for some IF you're not a flatliner- oh wait
>>578846793you get two of them per run though
>>578845950>do you want to be rapedYeah kinda
>>578846949You have 1 day to spam the race before double rewards and double TP are gone. Get to grinding.
>>578846981>IF you're not a flatline>he doesnt know about Osaka HaiFlatliner bwo... i wish you get kicked
SORRY DANCHODE TP BONUS IS UP I'M NOT SPENDING POTS FOR YOU CHUDDY
>>578844309I never got the appeal of "toxic/doomed romances" that I've been hearing about not just in anime communities but even from western OC/webnovel/webcomic/fanart communities. But recently I've been fantasizing about getting into some minor recoverable-from accident with Rice Shower around and she starts blaming herself no matter how much I tell her it's alright and it's not her fault, and then the things she asks as "penance" from me escalate, starting from small chores like buying me food and going all the way to more hardcore fetishistic sexual acts like BDSM, and I can't bring myself to say no to her even if she begs me to hurt her (I'm a normal human and she's an Umamusume so she can probably hurt me back tenfold) and somehow it gets twisted to the point where neither of us are doing this as penance anymore and instead we start finding shared pleasure in the acts we do as punishment for her but we still can't drop the pretense of these acts being punishment for her because otherwise our already twisted relationship will become even more twisted beyond what our minds can take so we just keep doing it for pleasure. And I think that's hot. And now I'm starting to see the appeal of toxic relationships in fiction.
My danchou keeps posting the Vodka sticker
>>578847290UmaDASHbwo...
>>578847283didn't read, awful rice
>>578847136
kino....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2K8yQwus0c
>>578847283indian man fantasises about relationship with child, more at 11
I'll miss this dearly... Next double TP is the new years I assume?
>>578847290My danchou keeps posting THE RAPED sticker
>>578847283This is just that Rice doujin
>>578847283Cinema
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pandora LOVE
Imagine
>>578848182uh, bwo you forgot to crop out the whore?
I completely forgot how soulless ace running is. Bring me back to the loop mines.
>>578848291rude
>>578848182stallion moment
>>578848435only because she is. damn bitch. i was helping, wasn't i? why the fuck did she have to splash me with water?
>>578848291
>>578848182Phala sekkusu
>>578845641I love their artwork but their fanbox locks shit behind discord
Grand live the scenario for independent training or MANT? For parent farming
>>578848717Grand Live for botting, MANT for manual parent running
who will be the lucky filly to get the post-registration last minute upgrades?maya was a lowrolled fast learner runas usual finemo agemasened me 2 times
>>578848759>manual parent runningwhat kind of deranged individual would do this
>>578847283Rice bros are scary
is palmer autistic?why is she referring to herself in third person as "pama-sama"?
>>578848620Based global bro
>>578848890only autistic people dont know the answer to this
>>578848853NEETs and autists. It's technically faster than auto too since we got the skip QOL
>>578848890how autistic you are to not get it?
>>578847283This is just that Laisu doujin
morning
I can't tell if I'm bad at training umas or if I need better supports. do I pull on the maru/finemo banner to mlb fine motion?
>>578849074morning bro
>>578849074top of the morning to you
>>578849142Can't believe this FAT ASS is Irish...
>>578848182i cant be bothered to pronounce her name so i'll be lazy and just call her phimosis
would goldcity be shocked to learn she had a stallion penis
>>578848620retard
>>578849356
>>578849356KEK
>>578845641Golden generation mares might be so dangerous....
>>578849324I just call her Phae
>>578849496I would never forget Machan's saggy tits, chubby thighs and jiggly ass
>>578849496>>578849786Crazy how glasses can make someone so hot look so ugly
>>578849786Crazy how glasses can make someone so hot look even hotter
>>578849907>>578849950The glasses are CUTE
Machan is basically your bitch rightyou're the only one that remembers her
>>578848951Skip qol?
>>578850151Don't call her that...
>>578848951Not fast enough.
>>578850278it's affectionate
>>578850557Smoochable Suzucutie
>>578850557need some girl to look at me like this.
>>578850793polite little girls literally do this irl
Machan's ult seems a little inconsistent to proc at the last spurtdo umas stop setting overtake targets then?
that's not aston martin...
>>578849229letting a high school girl who's 10 years younger than me comfort me
really, bitch? Youre pining over Jordan of all characters?
>>578851027HERE SHE IS YES40 tickets + 7.500 Carats
Love SheBee
>>578851203Only like 3 more months....
>>578851060She should see Shichi.
>>578851060what kind of retard buys a lemon bikini
>>578851060this dumb bitch seriously thought she was living in a doujin for that to happen
>>578851203looks terrible remove it immediately
maya sweep flower maya sweep flower maya sweep flower maya sweep flower maya sweep flower maya sweep flower maya sweep flower maya sweep flower maya sweep flower
danchooooou...I don't want to farm fan anymoreit's not like we're gonna miss T30 at this point you know
Grand Live is so boring I'm feeling the itch to play football manager again...
>>578851237Shichi is not gyaru you fucking retard.
>>578851350Rednu.... your Youtube is gonna die...
>>578850968In mile, if you get overtaken before the 400 meter mark and the uma behind you can't overtake then her ult won't activate, should be more consistent in sprint if you're up against any decent pace
>>578851254can you really blame her? the fact that her best gaming buddy ended up becoming her trainer probably already messed with her sense of reality pretty badly, and she was probably thinking she was the protagonist of some light novel
I think it's kinda funny that if you start the game right now as a brand new player,- You dont have the cards needed to make Front and End good- You don't have any of the mandatory inherits- You won't have the necessary pal cardmeanwhile in N**** and trick*** You start the game and you set the girl you wanna target and you get her and thats it
>>578851468yeah I'm talking about in the case where she's 1st and a backliner is planning to sniff her ass. Noticed a few neck wins against Uodka in the fillies that didn't proc her ult
>>578851530but this game is good and those are not
>>578851530That's what you get for playing for the PVP
>>578851530Open League is always there.
>>578851530that's why open league is a thing
>>578851530>You don't have any of the mandatory inheritsYou have Iron (or will soon)+ Plancha for a couple tracks
i like cryers and supikis and tanukis
>>578851530cb is literally getting a rerun in two weeks and that's the only card ends even have
>>578851060>Jordan is not a gyaru kind to otaku
>>578851391You'd never catch me playing 26 or getting relegated....
>>578844454I can finally post THAT
>>578851469Yeah, her being a near permanent shut in AND that happening absolutely didn't help. Still, it doesn't excuse her stealing her daughter's gimmick of acting like she's in a manga/novel/whatever
>>578851530>N****Nigga?>trick***trickgga?
>>578851759>doesn't draw a loli>immediately produce shitsome people should stay in their lane
>>578851530>jumps into game fresh>immediately wants to be a sweaty pvp monkeyYour fault
>>578851815It's sloppa
>>578851759disgusting hag sloppa
Groove, you already perfectly embody the ideal wife....
>>578851759>getting raped by all the lolis and one hag
Today I learned Machan's VA and Sasami's VA are mother and daughter IRL
>>578851828Literally every form of progression in the game is tied to the pvp modeif I wanted the stories I'd watch them on youtube,,
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really reallyr really relaly really really really really really relaly really really really really really really relaly really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really relaly relaly really relaly relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>578851828Experiencing your very first graded league CM is the defining point of a new uma player.
i had a dream involving walking past several girls who smiled at me and even in a dream i was second guessing trying to talk to them kill meumamusume
>>578851730>The only uma Goldship seriously hate and pick fights withWhat the fuck Jordan do?
>>578851759>he trained an AI on that artistBased, i would've done the same if i knew how to train an AI.
...
>>578721330Source please... I need more Mirako porn...
>>578851957I had a dream where I was at a conference and there was a kahoot game thing for a cash prize and I knew all the answers but when I tried to answer them my keyboard fucked up and would only display russian characters
i say this
How serious is this?
Is this true?
>>578851530Uma is what a gacha should be like though. It's about amassing account metaprogression through collection. Cyge as a japanese company knows how to do this because they invented the genre.Differences in player power in pvp is easily fixed by matchmaking and competitive divisions
>>578852086hahakigi, the quintessential uma porner artist that any trainer should know
>>578852120yeahthe mystical 777 box was spotted in early global days before
>>578852105that's based actually
>>578852120Yeah, it's guaranteed. I got it thrice already.
>>578851828The worst mistake I made in this game was skipping the first three CMs because "I don't want to play competitively". I missed many carats and opportunities to learn about the game, I only learned how to play around CM6If you do not want to play cms I don't see the point in playing this, as anon said I can watch all the stories in youtube
>>578852141the breeding system is genius for organic meta progression
>>578851916>Literally every form of progression in the game is tied to the pvp mode???Nothing besides the titles is locked behind PVPSomeone not participating in PVP will get about 90% of the carat income that someone that participates gets while not being bound to meta
>>578852401made for gangbangs
>>578852382but...the photo mode
LoH will filter the poorfags even more which is a good thing
What's the point of releasing so many Nakayama medium umas but never make a Nakayama medium event?
I like the gamba you can do on last LoH round tho
>>578847290He keeps getting super raped by pulls I think the only anons who got it worse were the 1000 pulls 0 copies whales
I don't understand why I can auto SS spechud easily but matikane keeps ending up S+. Is 10% wit growth that important?
hello..
>>578852401I am going to find you and I am going to rape you
are we getting a paid SSR selector ticket any time soon?
>Late/Endkeks will be forced to build Fronts or loseThe meltdown will be funny at least
>>578851060I like Jordan though
>>578852694they'd just make pacers
>>578852551They just did a Satsuki Sho LoH. Also, isn't STachy's inherit outside of Nakayama good as a midleg 0.25 anyway?
>>578852021Have a better burger pocket than Gold Ship.
>>578852684in 3 months so no
>>578852551Heh
>>578851202>>578851027Omedeto bro
>>578852620You deck have to adapt to the umas stat growth to keep stat high as possible since you're racing a lot
>>578852694You can run any style and reach Plat 4 effortlessly. T96 is only possible if you're a giga autist and a leviathan
>>578852773>STachyI read that as Stacy
>>578852750>Pace this earlylol they literally had to starve fronts for years and it didn't replace fronts completely still for LoH
>>578851530>You dont have the cards needed to make Front and End goodNeither did we when we started>You don't have any of the mandatory inheritsNeither did we when we started>You won't have the necessary pal cardKsb was permaborrow unless you mlbd her for 8 months or so
>>578852694counterargument: still in love is a late surger
>>578852895pure, unfiltered sex
>>578852773>They just did a Satsuki Sho LoHLoH means it was front meta+Ai and StillAlso you don't get a Ms.Victoria or anything so most oshigamer don't grind LoH too much>Also, isn't STachy's inherit outside of Nakayama good as a midleg 0.25 anywayImagine being happy that your uma's only relevance is being a mid-race inherit
logotype is my dream girl
nyoo...
>>578853081>bote is his dream girl
>they rolled for late and end cards
>>578853081But why?
>>578852750For sprint some pace chasers are meta but for medium or long it's front runner or nothingLate surgers are unironically better for long than pace
>>578853170I like to run OG Ogurin as a late.
>>578853170Can't wait for XOguri to fuck off after the two last 2000-2200m CMs we have left until 4.5 anni
>willingly subjecting yourself to cock and ball torture of farming front parentsNah Ill just pace and end
>>578853413>pace and endliteral cuck chair styles
>>578853219i don't know i just like her
>>578853413>pace and ends don't need parents?????????????????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHhoLeKYzVkinteresting witgod nip video
>>578853531smartest pacecuck
>>578853557buy an AD
>>578853578???????????????????????????????????????
Falco has no ass
>>578853581Pardon my manners or lack thereof
I swear loopa to gps have nerfed rates in terms of everything
Light Hello's massive tits
>>578853557Where's the nipple?
>>578853581how much
>>578853690I thought we already knew that umas in general have 0 ass.
my trainee's diet plan?ten meals a day
Pokke dad!
>>578853836hot whore
Guess the Uma
>>578852810damn... well I still have two SSR pick tickets left over... Anybody have any suggestions what to do? So one of them is the 1st anniversary ticket that goes up to Fuku I believe, and the other is the recent one 1.5 anni. I had plans to use it to 3LB my Summer Maru, but I did 1 10pull with tickets and got a copy... and I am not rolling crystals as I need them for an oshi uma soon. Should I use the 1.5 to MLB my Summer Maru? or any dupes to bring up any of my SSRs? Grab something new? These are all my current gacha SSR cards.
Pace, Late and Ends pretty much share parents anyway because they want Nimble + THH + PTO + Slip + Ramp + RStam + RPower, aside from a few style specific skills like Pedal/Spurt/Head-On
>>578853836There are exceptions.
>>578853531They dont need to guarantee fuckton of skills to be relevant, at worst you need head-on on pace and spurt on end, everything else is welcome but not obligatory. Every front MUST have focus/concentration, ignited spirit wit, dodging danger, prudent positioning, groundwork + 2 green skills for its activation as a base minimum
>>578853951>off-model
pearl....
>>578853864Don't call her that...>>578853841cute!!! cute!! kawaii!!!!!!!
I'm actually crying bros5* stam 2* pow 4* turf 2* mile 6* gw chain>inb4 its fucking midIt's my first decent parent chain 3 days after getting seinyan I'm crying
>>578853884you could use the first one to mlb pasa (for TT and the second to mlb maru. Neither card gets much better from mlb but I mean you dont have any other good targets. Could also just save and see if you get spooked by someone better during the Ramonu banner like NN wit
>>578854147congrats anon I'm happy for you
>>578854147Well done
>>578848945>>578848970TELL ME
>>578854147grats, id take 3 stam and green with gw any day
>>578854147but it is mid, below mid even
this bitch Light Hello haven't given me shit for 8 turns now wtf
>>578854296Do you think CDN can win the autumn triple crown?
>had to rest thrice in junior year cause light WHORE wouldn't date me and no energy lessonShould I just glue?
>>578854309I see, isn't Ramonu banner until December? I guess I could just use them and get it over with, kinda tired of holding these tickets forever and I guess by then they'll sell a new ticket and I can oink oink on it like usual
>>578854334oh you'll find out. I'm about to summon it
>>578854147Not bad
>>578854484oof
>>578853884you coul MLB bakushin or biko if you know what you're doinggold city is also a good target if you know what she doesotherwise MLB summer maru as a flex, there is no card that is good for you, you already MLBd the good cards
>>578854032On-model there are umas like Light Hello or Mejiro Palmer in her Casual Outfit.
Cumming inside Pearl hairy and succulent umanko
>>578853581We love seriru here kys Umama
Chestnut Eye or whatever her name is
my umastan tail held high slipstream parent is readyyou are not ready for my aces*whiffs mile s*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Where did you saw hairy pearlsretard
>>578854010is it really all three of dd pp igwit these days
>>578854720You want both because once you start making real parents/gps you want DD and then at least ignited wit or pp to proc stick on them and eventually the ace
can I please spend some dance points
>>578854147it's more mid than faker
>>578854010Is concentration a must now? Surely if you're running multiple fronts, at least one of them wouldn't late start?
What was the plan when they released a new stamina card 2 banners after the super meta generalist Doto card?
>>578854635>we
>>578854716the tranny hag litterally has a beard
>>578854010almost every front from here on out comes with groundwork so less important
>>578854550Cool, yeah guess I'll do that now and MLB the Summer Maru, might keep holding on to the 1st anni one I guess in case I roll more dupes of something later, thanks!
I don't get the pearl is a tranny memesomeone give me a GRD
>>578854130i like beetle umas there should be more
>>578854842But enough about Ramonu
I'm gonna fucking die again
>>578854829bait for front players
>>578854958bwo...
>>578854958It's Bover
>>578854801in the actual race does having all 3 make a difference compared to just dd +1
>>578854010Every style needs fuckton of skills to be relevant it’s such a dumb assertion that you can slap head on on pace and do well
>>578855027>>578855030owari da
>>578855031not much, it's more consistent but with the witbloat I don't think it matters if you have at least dd+1, the sp spent on the 2nd positional might be good just buying another skill
>>578855127This is why we use 8* stam spark inherits
Do NOT fucking say thatWe're all professionals here
>>578855116Now list the mandatory Pace skills a Parent needs to have and list the mandatory Front skills a Parent needs to have
>>578855127just get a recovery and spread gaslight about nice nature debuffer on miles
>>578855007The next JP scenario better not have a pal or group cardWhat was the point of releasing so many power and stam cards if they end up being shit because of the scenario?
>>578854958What the hell do you know about pain
>>578854909incoherent ramblings of a madman
>>578855250who said this?
>2* stam 2* med parent>7* GW 6* left + right in total nowprobably a usable grandparent if I don't care too much about the stats, but I'll still keep looping
marukaite weiii
>>578855127I'm tempted to just fucking slot in super creek or a power card because this keeps happening to me too
>>578855250>we
>>578855307>The next JP scenario better not have a pal or group card
>>578855382
>>578855519Everyone already know it, Natie.
Machan and Hishiama's pressure...
>>578855250I fuck my trainee everyday though
my trainee physically assaulted my fiancée when she found out about her…
>>578855519Dorija...
>>578855661So it'll be a closed casket funeral?
>>578855116No they don’t. You can go with whatever you get in early, mid and late race, as long as you have distance S, correct inherited ULTS and occasionally 1 specific accel skill you’re good. That’s why only frontkeks post their parents, only they require it so much
>>578855307They should just add a pal card slot, decks are basically just 5 cards every scenario
It's time to meet my baker
>>578854909people say that? She's so fucking hot
Current scenario would instantly become magnitudes better if we got 4 songs choice instead of 3
>my trainer said he needs to marry another trainer to continue his pure 100% ningen bloodline
>bring two 50 priority wit cards>they still never go on witHmmm nyoticing
>>578855969
>>578855969This is a certified Machan Moment
>>578855461>>578855761Mecha scenario didn't have a pal card so it's possible. It allowed kino 2 speed 2 stam 1 power 1 wit decksThe issue now is that for long they decided to release a stamina card per style+generalist DotoSo now every long deck is style speed card+Dia+Doto+style stam card+Ebayan(or style wit card if it ends coming) and palIt's just a fuck you to everyone who pulled power cards like Fine or Bourbon and a gigantic one if you pulled power Digitan because she never got to be used
>>578855953that's racist, rape him
>>578855890Just give us rerolls like in MANT
>dead hours
>>578856070>So now every long deck is style speed card+Dia+Doto+style stam card+EbayanDia?Also while that might be the case it's a good thing there are distances other than long
>>578855519Daiwa...
OH HOW LOVELY
>>578856306Speed DiaAnd it's not just long, they fucked up the scenario so power cards are so dogshit the recommend decks are 3 speed cards
this will be the run>dies at haruten again
>>57885601050 is not that much, 30% instead of 20%. Even kita with 100 + 40 from songs has less than 50% chance to be on speed
>>578852141Uma is also better as a “companion” games. While I enjoyed Genshin and ZZZ, they were way too time consuming. Uma is nice as I can play it without having to give up a ton of time. Japs should lean into this more since the Chinese gacha suffer from bloat and time wasting features
>>578856393Is that a Jhin reference
>>578856393MY LOBSTER TOO BUTTERY. MY SOUP TOO SAVORY. MY MACHAN TOO LOVELY
Am I the only one who doesn't like this creep?
my trainee got visibly upset when i assured tazuna i’d never put my hands on her…
>>578856598falo SLUTflashu cute ger maiden
>>578856516Zzz is time consuming? I swear doing all dailies in zzz takes less time than in uma
>>578856680you don't have to put your hands on her, just your dick
>>578853708Bad seed days are bad seed days, regardless of if you do 1 run or 100 runs
>>578856679she’s pretty cute looking but her voice and the way she talks pisses me off
>med Gthis dumb bitch needs multiple inspirations for med SI fucking want a refund
>>578856721nta but back when I played it, yeah because the game got so many fomo mechanics. Events and weekly modes mostly. These days I swaped to Endfield because I realized that Hoyo is the enemy
>>578855743You need Uma Stan, latch on, X handed, firm/wet conditions, and even more stam sparks for pace.
>>578856598going to the onsen with two trainees at the same time? aren't you getting a little greedy, trainer?
>>578856978Chiyo? Cute and lovableBrian? Cute and Lovable, would eat meat with before we fuckReddit horsesTama and Ogu? Cute and fuckable
>>578856978She won the Derby for her mom and thats all she cares about
>>578852895MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY
>>578857117>>578856978
>>578856679yes
more like naritard brian
/uma/ be like: "gwo this is literally impossible to run more than running style past 2nd anni!"
>>578857312don't call her that
She cute
>/uma/ be like: "gwo this is literally impossible to run more than running style past 2nd anni!"What did ESLくん mean by this?
>>578857372or what
You should come to Tomakomai NOW
>>578857534the symbols say kun
>>578857534I just ignore any post that isn't typed in proper English
>>578857590fake chud
I love epsatono island
>>578857316>3 speed cards
>>578857590i really really wish i had room to pull for this funny minx but i will have to ticket her at the earliest possible moment
>>578857646>he doesn't know
(Her parents are outside)
>>578857685PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO
>>578857596based
>>578857685So thats where Rula got her fat ass...
>>578857685Please don’t post any more pictures of my beautiful, scantily clad wife in comprising positions I am BEGGING you
>the pedo woke upWOW I DONT CARE
>>578857534>>578857597>minor spelling mistake
>>578857879???
>>578857845
>>578857743>her parents ship their child with her trainer
>>578856978>oguri>fuckable
End up dropping 200 on Halloween banner because I got tired from only rolling on cards and wanted Doto.Rate my damage report.>Agnes Digital (Halloween)>Eishin Flash>Nice Nature (Cheerleader)>Kawakami Princess>Manhattan Cafe>Meisho Doto (Halloween) Spark
>>5788581906 new umas is a pretty good haul
I already regret wasting 100 rolls on the meme umaShe hasn't won a single time against my VBobo and SMaru
>>578858174if her mother is an uma, I wouldn't be surprised if they did it
>>578858183oguri plap (as in sex)
>>578858190pretty good if those are all newprincess and cafe have fun stories/careersi had to go to spark and only got digitan and doto to show for it haha…
>>578858307Don't shay that brickeybro...
>>578858183oguri is very erotic bwo
>>578851530the only other gacha i played was blue archive and i never felt any pressure to roll on banners like uma.i wonder what new accounts feel like without mlb kitasan + hello at this scenario.
>>578858498when did they add rental decks in JP? rental decks starting next scenario sounds cool for newfriends
>>578857257to think that if Oguri got a pass to run the Dahby, we might not get Chiyo in umamusume because she wouldn't be relevant to horse history
>>578858498this guy does okay. He started in January so his only good banners have been finemo rerun and tachyonhttps://youtu.be/EvzlAzskFMs
>>578858543
>>578858650The better timeline
>>578858650>to think random shit that literally doesnt matter would change things
>>578858650>thinking jobguri would beat chiyoi think delulu ogurifags should kys
>>578858635imagine having to be a rentoid
>>578858307You guys still use Smaru?
…
waheyI have 0 good aces done and I had a bad day so no ace trainings for nowguess I will clank debuffers and run sole mile raisu
>>578858806>random shit that literally doesnt matterwinning the derby is not random shit that literally doesn't matter
Is Christmas Daiwa better than OG when skill evolution is thrown into the mix? I may use my 2nd anniversary selector on her...
>>578857316This shit is already old you'd want Efforia instead of Ai
>>578858756>mlb tachyon finmo 3lb cbid say his collection is better than mine>600pulls+pity to get mlb hello + 1lb agnes and no CB
>>578859031Kinda, it's more just specialized for long though
>>578858984Hope tomorrow will go better for you bro....
>>578858965Ugh, men...
>>578859031She's Long only and gets btfo by the actual good Long Fronts
>>578859101he got so exceedingly lucky that he put the 30k carats he saved to a pull and every motherfucker told him to grab STP over Machan
>>578856436You still need power cards for Mile/Sprint due to the skills.
>>578858190Brutal brickening
>>578858854>>578858806if it wasn't for her injury she would've jobbed to Tamamo Cross and Supa Kuriku anyway
>>578858987bwoguri would've jobbed just like he did at the japan cup
>>578858984I HATE HELIOS
>mambo is falling to A
>>578859419GOOD
>>578859191… men!
>>578859419They relaxed and got cocky again after getting back to high 400s...
>>578859419Your Danchou said he's sending emails to the /uma/club danchou so it isn't a surprise
I love this butt scratching boy
Based Yae!
OGURI CAP AS WAS A HERO TO ALL AND I WONT STAND FOR THIS SLANDER
>>578857743
>>578859424I find it funny that Silly bloodline is the one that I don't need to keep track of, as it somehow always continues without much input from me
>>578858190explode I got nothing but 1 dupe on 200 rolls
>>578859214>>578858756oh my fucking god bro
Well done Cygames for making Umamusume players hate Oguri Cap
do you guys think /uma/ memes have hit japan shores by now
>>578859843Only try-hards retards hate THE IDEAL IDOL. So basically, no one worth caring for hates on her.
>>578859843nobody here hates oguri cap though, right?????
>>578859754now post mr CB
>>578859987
>>578859843Everyone loves Oguri Capuu tho
>>578859424WHEN DOES SILLY DROP I SNEED IT
>>578859931Probably not, they have a completely different culture and definition of what's funny
i don't hate ogurii just don't care about her
>>578859607thank you yae for showing that the grey demon can be bested. very cool.
>>578860080Not really, you're thinking of China
I now hate Oguri CapMore like ugly crap, heh...
THIS IS IT THE LAST AUTO BEFORE HALF TP ENDSFUCK YOU DANCHODE
>>578859085That was the deck for the Satsuki Sho LoH. You never know with Cygames they might release yet another pace card right before the next medium CM
Good ol OguriNothing better than the Peak (as in Cap)
Which front wife is next in the queue after the current literalwho bitch?
heh, more like oguri crepe
>>578860251Kita White
>>578860183We have 1.5 days left
>>578860183>half TP is oversowwy danchou, I'm going dark now
>>578860251Daiwife
her name is Hatsu
>>578860004the horse or the bloodline?
>>578860251Valentine Ines which is just a clone of Vbobo that can use Vbobo wit
UGGOri crap (as in shit)
>>578859419I think most clubs are hauling ass before the month and double TP ends
>>578860369*Hatsuratsu
>>578860369>CAP OF '87
>>578860439The issue is half of mambo never hauled ass in the first place
>>578860369don't doxx her roommate bro wtf
looks like comfy hours… are finally oguri…
finally I passed this godforsaken race
>>578860623wit decreases stam consumption bwo, your bobo is looking kinda dumb
>>578860115>Won when Oguri was past her peakWant a piece of a humble-pie?
>>578859987I have a soft spot for the other members of her generation and thus feel a little distaste about her cucking 90% of them out of their wins
What's sex with Aston Machan like
Jesus fucking Christ I hate you Hatsu hoggers. Every fucking body calls their uma by their actual name even Mr Cock and Balls call their uma Mr. Cock and Balls. Meanwhile you Oguri hoggers are so insecure about liking somebody called Oguri you have to use some made up trainee name instead.You are the most closeted faggots in this thread. Kys.
oguri be like "but i did have breakfast this morning"
>>578860798like humping air
>>578860798forgettable
Mambo is really going to let themselves drop to A, huh? LMAO
She then went and ate all the food funniest shit I've ever seen
>>578860856dotoposters will never have the swagger of a true teioposter
>>578860856she says this
What the hell...
>>578860798she leglocks
>>578860398the horse, naturally. her bloodline only matters when I'm involved :^)
>>578861012Marked....
>>578861012SEAGOD
>>578861012I don't like you or anything tsukaima
>>578860768But she didn't even get a chance to run the classics...
bro she turned into a fucking triangle funniest shit i've ever seen
*pisses blood*
>>578860865>last message not delivereddamn
>>578861012you're going to sweepypore
>>578861181good gpp
>>578861160oguri is basically a hamster
>>578859931DAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBYYYYYYYY
I will still spend tp like crazy but I'm not setting any timers
>>578861012And then this. I don't understand, am i supposed to train flatties or fatties?
>>578861119mating press life magic sex
>>578860750yeah it's fucking overmaybe I need to change a speed card for a wit oneis Mile Maven a must? I see it a lot in Hakuraku for this cm
why make a christmas alt of all things the strongest character in the game for like three years straight anyway
You can't hate Oguri. She's uma Goku, and no one hates Goku.
>>578861615Yes, mile maven is basically mandatory
>>578861631they didn't know it would be like that
I love Ogurin
>>578861615I mean whats your deck looking like? Those 3 speed cards with LH and then 2 wit (and stam sparks on your parents) is what you should be running.
>>578860369hat(suratsu) as in cap as in peak
We will know what will happen to Romantic Warrior next week
>>578861615I've come to realize that building fronts is literally just frontloading the fuck out of your start and early race. If you establish your dominance there, it's over for the other fronts
I HATE YOU OGURI CAP
>>5788618526* stam sparks is the best I got on my loopas
>>578861921
>>578861631they're retarded and don't know how their own game works
>>578861921my ribs...
>reset in 15mugh, sorry danchode but I'm not setting up another run right away
I'm perma fatigued, uma for me?
>>578861921this would just straight up kill you on the spot if you're 100% ningen. what the fuck nature
>>578862072borrow 6 stam and youre good
>>578862021what's so gentill about the donna
>>578862072No Finemo so yeah you're really reliant on a highroll to get good wit with those two SRs. GL bro, you'll need it.
>>578861921AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>578862148Here, a little cafe plush for you
Hello!
>>578862276ty
WINNIIIIIIIINGGGGGUUUUU TIIIICKEEEEEZOOOOO SEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>578862459America ya
>your Danchud quit without notice and you were handed the role of DanchouWhat's your first act as the Danchou gonna be
>>578862459Love this cracker like you wouldn’t believe
>>578859987I hate herShe looks so silly and the fact that she is too strong in the game because of that stupid ult it makes it worse.
>>578862673name change
>>578859419stop making me check for nothing
>>578862673club hop right away I don't want to be a danchou
>>578862792Silly
>>578862746replace orfv with luna and that'd be me
>>578862673This happened to my club except nothing changed
>>578862673no quota
Umabros how do we compete???
>>578862618Kris S my beloved...
>>578862524i unironically dont get this
>>578862929
>>578862256I have 1LB Fine right now, but I could get her to MLB with the selector and 2 sparks I got for this banner but I'm waiting for the daily pulls if I get spooked I could also use 1 of 2 crystals to also MLB Maru but idk...
>>578862673Increase the quota, killing the club
>>578862673club would probably implode after I start publicly hanging the low earners in the streets
>>578862994it's already too late
Sex with umamusume
>There's a stretch in Tama's run where your forced to do 4 races that starts/ends around Summer 1It's a pain everytime.
>>578863003digital is an expert at identifying breasts
>>578863025
>>578862990i would nin nin right up her gozaru
>>578862673We are now BakushinLove
>club drama hoursDid you know the top earner of Tamalove gained as many fans this month as the whole bottom 15 players combined? When is /uma/ club going to save him?
>>578863028You'll def get more value out of the Fine than MLb Maru...
>>578863151I wanna stretch Tama
>>578863245merge soon
>>578863174bro...
>>578863315autislove...
>>578862673Kick everyone, delete it.Ruin has come to our club.
>>578863402Mambro...
*requests dirt shoes*
New day type shit
>>578863245Why is Umama like this
>>578863409I want to do this
>>578863409my dick goes there
>>578863025a wall to sleep on and snuggle it with your face
reminder that the stego clan isn't for (You) moid traienrs
>>578862990I would do terrible things to this beasthttps://files.catbox.moe/8t1uua.png
>>578862459they're too scared to confront her about it
>>578863402Mambwo...
>>578862856Mambro...
Caballo sexo
>>578863415transfer request...
what would you do to a bratty teio
>>578863569kunoichi hard training every night
Guys I think Daiwa Scarlet really loves her trainer
>>578862459I am literally Grass Wonder.
>>578862994uma really not beating the "idolmaster with horses" allegations
>>578863669I love her too
Wife
Why
>>578863669she really wants to be a mom
>>578863402Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would kick a member before deleting his club
>>578863530rika bwos....
so close to the peak...
>>578863697Uid?
>>578863550falco yet again proving that she's pure of heart by killing the true devil of Tracen.
>>578863784hag love
>>578862673Mantain the status quo because my danchou is the best!please don't quit gwo...
which uma would have sex with (You)
>>578864075Super CreekNice Nature
>>578864075My favorite uma
Looks like I can make it after all.
I don't mind umama steering up club drama as long as their club remains as the thread ERP cum rag.
>>578864075this guys >>578864175 favorite uma
>>578864075neicha and falco. I'm sure it's not hard to guess why
>>578864075all the umas I train
>>578864075Laisu and mayano top cunny
>>578864075teio would out of pity but besides that none of them would
>>578864278My favorite uma is Tokai Teio
>>578864309some mob uma will eventually call her a jealous hag
>>578863808Another abomination, cleansed from our lands.
>>578864483*kicks it like a football*
>>578864274Umama is too direct and rude to be a good Curren drama poster. It seems his estrogen dose isn't enough to make him act feminine
>>578864553brown wife
FUCK YEAH DAILY PULL
>was that the ai or a different onesurely the Mejiro Palmer cosplayer wasn't AIif it was I'm going to be very embarrassed I couldn't tell. The head did look a bit large, if I remember...
>>578864553Clap for your son, Kris
>>578864553my tongue on that tummy
>>578864075Kitasan Black would have sex with you if you asked nicely
>>578863784ningen hags...
>>578864678marked.....
cool torena
my one clubmate keeps posting the super creek sticker and it’s making me feel things…
I'm falling for the Kris S propaganda...
>>578865082Ask your doctor about whether brown is good for you...
>>578864708
>>578864427and that would be the last time anyone saw her....
I don't like how the thread's hero and all time favorite, Karen-san is now being associated with club drama. She would never engage in such midwit discourse.
I have had to use every single LH date to counter a random mood down from this schizo and it just won't stop. That was the last date. Day before second summer break btw.
>>578865082consider
>>578864708literally just use your eyes you geriatric fuck
>>578865082Good!
>>578865145Her image was ruined months ago just like Topro
Copa copa
>>578864967Taptore
>>578865145Curren HATE
>>578865193>>578864947I really hope she gets a wedding alt...
>>578865306who the hell is topro
*gives you 20 energy for free before classic summer*sweepy is so nice...
>>578865145of course not
never forget
>>578865370NTR
>>578865145Curren LOVE
>>578865387hideous image.
>>578844913>Back to 5 borrow runs a day as usualOn the most inconsistent scenario so far. So pray that the skills won't be brick tier.
>lose vast majority of roomsNot gonna lie I don't think I'm even going to qualify to A finals.
>>578865306Well... I also ruined her uniform
>>578865434>manage to fuck her>can't ever forget how good it was
>>578845429For Front/Pace, only some tracks have a sweet spot where it lines up properly for inheritance Red Shift, even fewer that line up with official races/CMs.I've excluded races where Maru herself can do decently. Late/End can also pass into 5th on certain races for a solid secondary accel.Tokyo 2400Hanshin 2400Nakayama 1600, 1800Chukyo 2000
Looptards can play as much as they want with gigaloops without needing borrowslooptards won
>>578865685I see
>>578865685Eh whoops, meant for>>578839417>>578839609I can't speak for whether Maru would "let you".
Why are Scarlet and Vodka always together if they hate each other?
>>578865485Who is NTR?
LAST CHANCE TO LOOOOOOOOP
>>578865145This is my precious little sister. I would never speak ill of her.
>>578865814they're roommates
>>578865808she definitely would
>>578865847789
>>578865814They're rivals
>>578865696Memento mori
>>578862994why does bag generate so much art? whats the... draw?
>>578865895>>578865952Why don't they ask the director to move them to another room?
We should turn romantic warrior into a loli
>>578865814they don't hate each other, though? They're exceptionally close friends and rivals and they're both in love with their trainers, so I can only imagine the competition there>Daiwa rapes her trainer first because "I'm Ichiban"
>>578866008cunnythe recent gacha scandal was also calmed down by the devs by releasing 2 new cunny characters
>>578866056because then they wouldn't have their own private room to have sex with each other
>>578865930>Why was 6 afraid of 7?
>>578866130too bad I'm not coming back, I play a non-genshin gacha to roll a non-genshin gacha, not the other way around. At least I know enough to always beat it to the lolis
>>578866297is there something wrong with her
>>578866297
>>578866092>He wants to turn this into a loli
>>578859843but winning with oguricap makes me like her
>>578866428
>>578865598Does this involve sex with Helios
>>578866667she's not that big
>>578866107I thought she raped her trainer because he called her mama
it's the time to actually play the game...
>>578866851Half TP over means I can play the game less
>KEKwa
>>578866851dancHOE will get my 5 borrows a day and nothing else I'm not spending carats to fanslave
>>578867003this, fuck off danchud
DAHBYYYYYYYYYY
>>578845251It's an acceleration tied to distance.1600m is a little bit late. Late race starts at 533 remaining, last spurt starts at 267, it's middle of the late race, when the optimal place to accelerate is the start of the late race. So unless you can build a really good front runner (buhii, or autistically optimised parents), they are likely to pass her before she is able to proc her unique.400 meter acceleration translated to retard language means the shorter the track the better it is. On 1400m (CM 29 in the future) that's still a little bit later, but it's still good. On 1200m it starts right at the start of the late race making it very good (CM 21, 41 LOH 2,10,15). On 1000m (LOH 7) it's comparable to Xog, because it procs slightly before the late race giving you speed carryover. It's 67 meter before the late race compared to the 44 meter of 777 procing festive miracle on a 2200m track, with the exact same target speed and acceleration increase.
>>578866923Its literally impossible for Dasca's trainer to say no to such a sexy sloppy body
>>578867003>he is getting 5 runs when there is only enough natural TP for 4.8Bwo...
>>578866437>Smashes apart every single 2000m that comes across his path>Casually trots into Japans top mile race>Wins>Keeps smashing 2000mmight as well have done Tenno Sho Autumn
>>578866437Thats right! He need to have fat tits as an uma, real knockers
>he hasn't made his CM18 and CM19 aces yetImagine playing GL without half TP...
>2/3 aces builtLast one. Rabbit Suzuka or build her as real ace? My other two aces are fronts.
>>578867387>>578866437This depends on what the actual hoers looked likeIf he is slight of build then the musume might be loli or petite, if he's a tank then the musume should have big bazoinkers
roll for good cardsstart getting worse results
>>578867540I didn't read a single word of your post.Suzuka FLATTO
>>578867540you can make a runaway ace
>>578846545Yes. It's just as much of a gamble if you get the scenario spark or not at the end, but for only half the time investment.
>>578867564He looks like a horse.
>>578867540what fronts have you trained so far?
>>578868015>>578868015>>578868015new bread
>>578867564>This depends on what the actual hoers looked likenah, it depends if the designer assigned to make the uma version will take the body build of the horse as inspiration for the body build of the uma. This shit is not standardized and if it was then Yanko would be just a little bit smaller than Hishi Akebono and a bunch of other uma would be bigger too (be it in height or chest size)
>>578868047no
>>578866667It involves sex with actual helios, not slopilos.
>>578868261Move
Here we go again...
>>578868186
YAY I LOVE THREADWARS :DDDD
I'm genuinely not the schizo you fucking dramafags
ugh, I'm gonna wait it out againwhy do you retards always gotta do this?
>>578868502>>578868443>>578868413I simply go with whatever thread doesn't have [uma the schizo hates] in the OP, that's usually the one that survivesI'm tired and can't be bothered to argue with this bullshit anymore, it's probably all the same guy anyway
you dramafaggots made it impossible to post topro
im unironically conflicted for a third reason, i just like the WHO TRAINED THIS UMAMUSUME joke morebut also you should be allowed to make the NTR joke too because it's just a very obvious joke, it cant just be totally 100% attached to The Drama
>>578868697blame the faggot who avatarfags with her not the "dramafags"
>>578869210lol
>>578869210That's retarded thoughYou all schizos
>>578868443Then use a GOOD Top Road image instead of a trolly memey one. She is pretty and there are lots of good images of her. And on top of that, there would be no harm in accompanying your thread link with a simple line saying "I am not that guy - I just felt like posting this image. Let's try to outgrow that drama." (This would be easy to believe if the image were an especially good one.) Some people would go along with you, and maybe we would actually move a few steps toward outgrowing the drama. It's not that hard to behave decently. You are just too stupid.
>>578869826>>578869580samefag harder
