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>>578866056 >>578865814Ever heard of "opposites attract"? It is actually a thing, and very much can work out. Have a buddy I used to fight with on a near daily basis, yet we still talk to each other no issue, a decade later.
this one
Now that 1/2 TP costs are gonna go away, remember that S clubs get 450 more carats than A+ clubs, that's another 45 completely free loopas, you're still getting carat rewards from looping too so it's actually 60-70 free loopas each month.If the club hits S+ it's 90 free loopas that goes up to maybe 150 with carat rewards.If you want good loopas you can't be stuck carrying leeches and flatliners anymore
>>578868493Fuck off jew
>>578868526tick tock flatty your time is up
>>578868332d-do you two... you know?
what the FUCK is a hanshin
>>578868493Poor people problems
>>578868493
>>578868493All the A+ club mins went up due to clanking
how do we save toproV doesn't even post her that much anymore
I've looped enough I'm more concerned about ace runs with this reset heavy shit scenario
Need some advice, what should I do differently here? She always gets overtaken in the last part of the corner.
What will happen during Topro's banner? You retards will have a melty again because "muh NTR OP"?>>578868865Have you tried not being a dramafaggot obsessed with V?
Tachyon LOVE
>578868939uh oh melty
>>578868885desu i literally looped for the last 3 weeks straight and didnt play a single manual run. doing ace training now is fun again...
>>578868939789 lol
5 more days until TamaLove and Autis/uma/ merge
>get home from a long day at work>see thiswwyd?
>>578868493Do we unironically have to fucking choose between budgeting for extra runs versus for pulls
>>578868885doesnt take that long. 90% of your queue is going to be clankers anyway
>training fails at 20%>Mood drops from Great to Bad>-10 speed>-10 power>Practice Poor
I made the NTR thread to see if you guys are still mindbroken dramafaggots. And of course you disappointed me.If you see Topro and instantly thinks about V that's genuinely a (You) problem.
things I learned from playing GL>no stamina sucks and there's little you can do about it aside from buying the stamina songs and getting sparks>the only thing that does anything at all is SP bonus and then training TE. Spec is okay at best>do not empty your tokens if you can't trigger a song right before a concert>do get song carryover>energy buys gain value later in the run, so LH plays nicely because you burn through her heals early and then buy energy later>LH is for making your rainbows stronger, or for cope clicking on non-rainbows. Actively chasing her is knowingly going into a gamble>2nd summer is unironically a good time to start clicking stamina and power even if there are rainbows, granted you're not getting any insane stacks on spd and wit>sometimes getting the right tokens matters more than getting a lot of tokens
I posted in the wrong bread, I guess
>>578869165I'm more interested about who their new Danchou would be, I wouldn't wanna be the Cuckchou that gets demoted to Officer after a merge
>>578869184Any club above B will have stupid tryharding bullshit
>>578869280Nobody cares V
>>578869182Eat her first-rate caboose
>>578869379I watch Passion tokens like a hawk and only burn them on stamina, remembering to ignore skill point and hint gamba if they cost Pa
>>578869379Just skip GL
>>578869304And why do this in the first place?No Reason. No good Reason, at least.
>>578869379>2nd summer is unironically a good time to start clicking stamina and power even if there are rainbowsthis is true, especially that your speed/wit facilities should be level 5 already by this point
>>578869450don't you ever dare compare me with that disgusting being.
>>578869304i just click on the shiniest thread
>1200+ pow>no mile Sthat's so annoying
If you guys like the NTR thread so much why are you posting here
>>578869165I’m bottom 15 in Tama stop trying to make Danchou kill me you whore
>>578869635Are you planing to use Machan in CM?
>nothing>Ardan dupe>nothing>summer DoberTHANK YOUI think I should stop rolling
>>578869430But im in an A club..
>>578869635show cards
What about the Mile S though?
>>578869635from my experience machan needs a LOT of early/midrace. Her ult is probably just a last spurt velocity boost
Pandora LOVE
what would you do in this situation?
>>578869304Who? I usually play the game, but since the half TP is going away I hopped back in here
>>578869846me on the floor kissing their feet
Why'd they make Machan so thicc
>>578869379once i finally got my first UF career it clicked. GL is about finding ways to literally NEVER EVER DO ANYTHING BUT TRAIN. even using LH dates is bad. you bring wit cards to heal, you bring LH because of the chance she sits on wit and gives you extra tokens. the energy lessons in the song shop are lifesavers.i have no idea about the song bonuses though, i always prioritize specialty priority followed by TE... maybe that's why i've only gotten 1 UF...
>>578869860>Machan is mid in Mile and can only excel in Sprint due to how her ult workstoo awkward to field Scarlet/Vodka/Machan teams..
>>578869894cum on her hair
>>578868261Happy Meek is so cute. I want to train her properly.
Her name is Yuki.
Hello friends!!!
>>578869974What are you guys doing wrong if playing normally gets UGs and UFs and clanking shits out UGs
>>578869563I bake often, this time I really wanted to use this pic with no bad intent. Then I remembered a certain schizo lives rent free in your heads making it impossible to even post Topro. Just wanted to test if months later you would still be mindbroken by that individual, turns out that yes you are.>>578869910Ask the other dramafaggots in the thread. They know everything about him.
>>578868261This End XOgger good enough for the CM? She has Fast Learner and got Daring Strike from CB Wit. I think I have all the relevant End skills available and recoveries actually.
>>578870071but that is quite clearly yeppers
>>578869959i dont know its fucking distracting though. everytime she has a race or a concert cutscene my eyes are glued to her thighs and that insane skindent over her socks. is this when cygames started implementing nUma designs? she feels ridiculously lewd compared to the rest of the cast.
>>578869304It doesn't have to be V for it to be an annoying act of trolling. Other people can spam the same character many times too. A better test would be to wait until after nobody has done any Top Road threads for a couple of weeks, and then make one yourself, but with a GOOD Top Road image instead of a stupid trolly "I love NTR" one. You were just being annoying, not testing something.
https://x.com/ta___to38/status/2092267580610494648What the fuck is happening in NAR?
>>578869974It feels like stacking friendship bonuses and stat bonuses ends up being better than prio early since you can only start stacking large friendship after classic summer
>>578870160if she has after school stroll and leap forward, she's good
>>578870106I'm not your 'friend', buddy.
>>578869974>>578870274Stacking large prio, I meant
>>578869690I wanna give it a shot>>578869776dozo>>578869860You think I should go mile maven over unrestrained?
You are not immune to plain umamusume
>my trainer showed up with another hag
>>578870142You're not fooling anyone btw
>>578870318After school stroll, Leap Forward, Ryan unique and Dober unique
>>578870501>anotherI showed up with a separate hag previously?!
>>578870135my clanker UGs are just skill inflated point bubbles that couldn't possibly win a race>UG uma>look inside>8 double circle green skills
>>578870414
>>578868004>Ridiculously dominating race record>looks to be geldedall the damn timeCalandagan too
>>578870468any front with mile maven will shit on anyone without it. Fronts are all about the start of the race, that's where their multipliers are the biggest. Strong midrace rarely wins you back your positions, only maintain it. Definitely go for Mile Maven. For ults I'm not sure if angling + plancha is better than angling + midrace.
How come Light Hello isn't in her swimsuit when I click her during summer when giving me tokens? This is bullshit
>>578870487You're not creative and it's not your job to help out Cygames by promoting their characters early. They do it well enough already. Just talk about the game like a normal person.
>>578870468>I wanna give it a shotIsnt her gold skills all for sprint?
>>578870738No one wants to see a hag in a swimsuit
I WANNA WIN WITH YOUIF ONLY FOR ONE RACE...TO BE THE ONE WHO'S IN YOUR ARMS WHO HOLDS YOU TI~GHTI WANNA WIN WITH (You)THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO SAY...THERE'S NOTHING ELSE I WANT MORE THAN TO FEEL THIS WAYI WANNA WIN WITH YOU...
>>578870783you're not the boss of me, dickhead
>>578870597>he hasn't dated the other PALs before GL
>7 years old
>>578870803she has baked in TTL and gw which gives you more flexible parents (which I've come to realize is not that important because you still want to bring bobo for the scenario conc), and pretty good white midraces.
>my trainer is a twink and has no interest in me
>>578870859good post. you are creative and it's your job to help out cygames by promoting light hello.
>>578870564don't buy dober's unique, it doesn't work on this track
>>578870406
>>578870912>>578870597>>578870501Imagine cheating on your trainee. What awful trainers. Ugh!
>>578870512HURRR DURRR NYOOTICING IM SUCH A SCHIZO DETECTIVE
>>578870106Hello babydachi
Name the three umas that would be in this situation.
>>578871118There is an uma version of that image already
Next banner on JP will be a Late Surger Speed/Stamina double header that will make everyone who plays Lates who rolled for Doto feel like an idiot
>>578870840don't shay that...
Is Aston Machan cute??
maya sweep flower
>>578871118Taiki, El and grass
This is puzzle:https://jiggie.fun/zsyDythttps://jiggie.fun/zsyDythttps://jiggie.fun/zsyDyt
>>578870487thanks サイゲ by adding another uma who's probably going to infodump to you about her family business. we already had Believe for this but it's cool I guess
>>578870692skills are flat speed additions though
>578871043the raped
>>578870512mayaschizo isn't V. He's a real baker
Am I LE RAPED?
>>578871118Nishino Flower (calls him cute)Sweep ToshoMayano (Suggests rape)
>>578871250im sorry what??
im the mayaschizo
We should have a new /uma/ club for the L’arc joiners called L’raped
>>578871278the amount you accelerate to that speed shouldn't be flat even if so
>>578871189wtf new cryer
>>578871329You are not kidding anyone, the heliosfag usually bakes at EU hours
>>578871463Make it faggot
>>578871118V sisters
>>578871463Bricked will probably name themselves something cringe like that
>>578871412Read her biography. Just pointing it out because it's weird that we have two umas with this tropehttps://umamusu.wiki/Logotype
>>578871485accel doesn't scale
>>578871015I bought it anyways because there was literally nothing else to spend the points on, I got Fast Learner early as fuck and even after I bought everything I realistically needed that was available I still had 500 skill points left over.
>>578871436you're my favourite schizoI love you
>>578871519No u
Regional trainers have to do this kind of thing every now and then
>>578871118McQueen, Ramonu, and Bright
>>578871107
>>578871706umapyoi
I think we should consider being nicer to each other. I know it can be hard at times but being kind can make a big difference when you least expect it.
Narita Top Road
>>578871706This is just a torelive
>>578871706Okay, that's a funny walk.
>>578871118From left to rightTaishin Ticket Hayahide
>>578871626I see, good luck out there xoguribro
So Machan is the Canon wife, right?
>>578871841A good example to follow would be Ryan, who is always kind.
>>578871841Is sucking my cock a nice thing?
>>578871289>n-nyoooticed....
>>578871594really? I always assumed these multipliers are global to everything
>unique says "when youre being overtaken at the end, you accel and gain velocity">this is somehow only good on sprintshow?
>>578872050Only if both parties consent
>>578872050Curren wouldn't say that.
>>578871951Look at these sparks btw bwo, why couldn't I have gotten sparks like these so easily, aside from the Guts 2*, when I was grinding parents for Xogger.
>>578872085If about to lose, can win
>>578872085400 before finish line is perfect proc for sprintspacers will try to move up to overtake you at that point. It's "being an overtake target" which just means the uma behind you sees you and is currently slightly faster than you
>>578871841kys
>>578870106You make me smile, babydachi
>>578872085400m or lessBig carryover/accel on sprintsMediocre late-race velocity everywhere else
orenji
>>578871841But I hate you and want to call you various slurs.
>>578872218ok but isnt that literally always the case regardless of track distance...?
>>578872098>uraraYesAnd one day I'll make her win the Arima as she deservesThen she'll bear a million of my children
>>578872085it's the last 400 meters. in 1200m sprints that corresponds precisely with the beginning of the late race, so it's a great acceleration skill. in 1600m miles it's not bad but it's also not life changing.
I am NOT that weak
>>578872194if only this were MANT these sparks would be perfect for looooooping
>>578872316not quite, sometimes the enemy is too far behind you for it to matter or you run faster than them anyways, but then someone else zooms past the one behind you and now you're fucked
>>578872239No, you should kiss yourself. I believe you deserve it.>>578872313As long as you promise to only channel that negativity towards my post so that the rest of the thread can be filled with positive energy, then I'll allow it.
>>578872347>ryan is doing 8 hour arms meanwhile she gaslights her trainer into doing delt flys with the pink dbskek
>train Tamamo for the first time in GL>listen to her Girls' Legend U>actual kinohttps://files.catbox.moe/p76s4o.mp4That's an im@s VA alright
Gold City feet in my mouth
MEJIRO DOBER........LOVES MEN
>>578872085Because they think accel only works at the start of late spurt. Increasing TARGET speed means your uma still has to reach the new target. Since she has accel to go with it, you can think of Machan's unique as psuedo-"Increase current speed (0.25) in the last 400m" instead if it's not sprint.
My feet in Tosen Jordan's mouth
Evolved skills... when...
>>578872892early January
wahey
>>578872272
>>578872892Soon!
>turn before second summer break>mood down eventdoes machan have this scripted into her career or something
Love SheBee
>>578872884sekkusu
>>578869391Ryanchou has the most fans total and also earned more fans this month. Tamachou can be his first officer and the guy from autis/uma/ who already is one can be the other, since tamalove has no officersSee, I done it for them, now go mergeThe only work left is choosing the bottom earners new club's name and danchou
Mr. Cheese Burger
>>578869391>if a club merger actually happens we're going to have to suffer through months of curren/grass avatarfags posting shit like "cuckychou~" in the thread everyday
>>578873354She's cute but I can't get over how unbelievably stupid the hat she wears with her racewear is.
Mr. Cum Bucket
>>578869391get them in a CM room who wins gets it
>>578873615That's all literally just Umama tho
>>578873718And V
>>578873496Ryanchou also took his club from A+ to rank 700 while Tamachou got his club from A to A+
Umadol
She's so cute bros
and mambochou... well, he... he...
Isn't it too early for drama?
>>578868951
>>578873903HEE HEE
so down bad I'm drinking custard, is it possible I could be pregnant...?
>>578873967dramabears woke up hungry from loop hibernation
>>578873615You'd deserve as much
>>578869304But you are V. ESL and file name and all.
Reminder to delete Sm*rt F*lcon from your account
>>578874070Thrilling
>>578870052
Light Hello meticulously waiting for the exact moment I hit rest during junior year to give me her date enabling event
They don't know I'm making the rooms using Spring instead of Fall.
>>578873967Anni end -> drama startsWe knew that for weeks, check danchocord
Best way to avoid club drama with the Danchous is for one of the Danchous to leave. /Uma/Club will gladly take the Ryanchou to ensure a peaceful and drama free merge for both clubs
>>578874386Invite?
Which uma is like this?
Mejiro Dober's secret collection of softcore vanilla pornography
>>578874085men cant get pregnant
Rickey-cute-sweet voice-believes in the ancient art of Feng Shui-loves children-great skillsFuku-ugly donkey-crystal ball gypsy bullshit-shrill voice(to get you to cover your ears so she can pick your pocket gypsy style)-believes in some bullshit god-looks like a walking scam
>>578874219Give her turf sparks
>>578874594preach
Rolling for Aston Machan got this>Narita Taishin>Kawakami Princess>Meisho Doto (really wanted her)>Seiun Sky (Ballroom)>Gold City (Autumn)>Aston Machan How did it go out of 10? I'm not as involved into the uma world as I would like
built a vb with slightly weaker statlines but good skills and she's finally fucking. Mile is a skill game
kino team
>>578874668Seiun is a nice pick up if you like Fronts
>>578874740more gypsy scam bullshit
Club Spot when? I need to leave this unbearable club of mine, if danchou refuse to kick leeches that are dragging the club down, I'm leaving. They should have been at 100 million minimum at this point but with guessed it, danchou did nothing.THEY DON'T EVEN ASK FOR SHOES, DANCHOU FOR FUCK SAKE, KICK THOSE FAGGOTS ALREADY.
>>578874594Rickey loves children too much...
>>578872689she doesn't have allat
>>578874594rickey fuku threesome trainer sex colored nsfw masterpiece no text
>>578874813This is my favorite shichi
>>578874905/uma/club has a spot next month
Sasuga
>>578874812This team has a vast, oceanic soul
>>578874905Post ID and we'll talk after I run your credit check
>>578874905autisumabro...
What cards should I use to gutsmaxx on machan? She has 20/10 speed/guts I figured it would be neat to try
>>578874905you have to post satanic winning tickets and maybe hell do it
Any other uncles feeling worried right now Getting to A Finals won't be a problem but Finals themselvesI don't think my aces will be up to par...
>>578875184
FUKU LOVE
>>578874817perfect, thank you
>>578875292You need 4 guts before we get the better guts cards
>>578874905How many fans dd you get this month? I don't wanna waste my time on a fanlet
how are people training taiki? feels like she needs a power card as she wont hit enough power or stam without one with any combination of sparks
>>578875292It's next to impossible to gutsmaxx in GL since you need the jew tokens
>>578875292there are no good guts card for fronties. I suppose there's Ines Fujin
>>578875498but Taiki has 30% power growth rate that shouldn't be an issue
>>578874905Tamatisumabro...
In order to make it up to Grass for making her a deboofer last CM and probably forcing her to deboof the next CM over i wanted to field her for this CMWould running Special Week alongside her be a good thematic match? With Flower as the third
>train Mile Rice Shower for this CM>got cucked out 2 times from Tenno Sho SpringI'm going to kill myself
>>578875459fukulovers or fags or whatever they like to be called owe me a tag team handjob while they whisper sweet nothings into my ear
>>578875695Miss MANT yet?
>>578875636you think youre being CUTE?
>>578875667I would prefer it if Grass was an American weeaboo pretending to be Japanese, while Taiki was a Japanese westaboo pretending to be American.
>>578875759You can choke on a shotgun, homo.
>>578875498Yaeno Muteki borrow is a viable option since she has an accel unique
sorry, chuddy, the shotgun is reserved for the pedo spammer
>>578874905>They should have been at 100 million minimum at this pointDo you people like not even attempt to progress your account at all and just do 1.5 mill fan Oguri death runs all day?
>>578874842
>>578875880>So called fuku fans when someone tries to banterSo much for the tolerant left
>>578874512Scarlet
>>578875667Grass... IS A LIAR?
>>578875981>1.5 mill fan Oguri death runsTried a 50r+ run last night. She lost 2-3, and still couldn't do 1.1mil, while my Rudol/Brian get that in 40.I know 1.2 or more are possible, just not 100% sure how, or if I'm missing magic cards.
>>578876170Man they're juicy
>>578876035Yeah fuck off too.
>>578875383Yeah shit's pretty grim after I spammed some rooms. Im even starting to doubt ill pass round 2. Fronts suck bad.
Don't stop, no don't stop tee feeneeeeee
>>578875498I've tried 2 speed 2 wit 1 power and I can tell you. It's bad. caca. poopoo. You'd think the power card would help but in reality you'll barely click it. Just stick to the usual 3 speed 2 wit slop with stam+power sparks and on a high roll run you'll simply just get passable power and stam. It's much easier to get a good run without the power card than with it
>>578875981I haven't done a single fan run this month and have almost 300M fans
I need to do Tannhauser's career finally. She is so very cute, and I have not done it yet. Maybe this weekend.
>>578875383your only mission is to get into finalsthats it>tfw wondering if i could field either Fuku for this CM
>>578876350i believe it but none of my runs have born fruit yet and its pissing me off
>>578871118based completely on /uma/ posts, the lolis.if it was up to my tastes, the hags.
I wish stink natures in miles were real so we actually can have a reason to bring stam cards
>>578871118god I want to fuck Illya so fucking much, same goes for Seibah
If we lose one more OG member next week I'm joining them. My club has become a ship of theseus
someone convince me debufferes arent just for people too lazy to make aces and can actually help win a CM
>>578876374Literally how I get like 600k/parent run even if I do 5 a day that’s only 3 mill a day I don’t understand assldkfngkfnf
>>578876820i won last cm with 2 deboofson non mediums they're cope even with 564
>>578876668Why do you want a reason to use stam cards in milesWhat the fuck is wrong with you
>>578876823Why are you only doing 5 careers neigha, career spam is free carats right now
>>578875383I have already accepted that I will get participation gifts. If I get to group B, ill be happier. Group A will give me a boner.
>>578870052Idk why the fuck John Cygames hasn't just named one of the more promising foals Happy Meek, so she becomes real and can earn a spot in the game. I know there are horses with that name now, but none that have a realistic chance of making it big.
>>578876820double debuffing is a nigger's strategy when there's someone so opressive it invalidates the rest of the roster like Hoggerrunning just 1 debuffer is actually impactful enough by itself if you have 2 aces to increase consistency, since a good Keen Eye + Dom hit and you've basically given your own aces like 2 gold velocities
>>578876823i do 2 in the morning 5 borrows 2 before bed
If I don't get Aston I swear I'm quitting I'm sick of only ever getting banner umas from the pity
I just want consistency so I can hit silver A finals or even win, but I'm getting my shit clobbered in rooms
>>578876960the umas I like all want to run kkksho and haruten
>>578876820Some CMs have a character so consistent that they can top 3 ~90% of the time and the times they lose are often by like a half a length or somethingIn this case, rather than investing in 2 other characters to maybe edge out this dominant character, it makes more sense to just give your dominant character that extra length or two with dominators or to make it impossible for anyone to compete with stam debuffers
what should I do with these?
>>578877262toss em
>>578877262Creek status?How hungry are you?
>>578877262does the half anni and 1st anni have natie wit? I don't rememberif yes then upgrade that card imo
sexual meek
Is anyone rolling for Zephyr? She's smack dab in the middle of all these Oshi rolls (Halloween Doto/Digi, Aston, Festival Tama/Inari) and more people wanting Nakayama.
>>578877262I had one NN wit, so I used the 1.0 and 1.5 vouchers to bump it up to 2LB and used a crystal to make it 3LB
>>578877575I`m thinking about doing a few rolls on herngl I saw that video where she is in the background while Helios rap or whatever and her tits convinced me
>>578877386Shakur wit you say?>>578877461mommyless
cm18 status?
>>578876479i have cooked fuku so many times and her OG unique is so useless it doesn't seem to matter. got any tips fellow schizo?
>>578877673It`s looking kinda tight.Does anyone knows if the calc already consider the free rolls we get on the ramonu banner?
>>5788779281/3 aces2 tomorrowwill reuse my dirt debuffer if I can't get the 3rd one out in time
>>578877731Save them for your Creek when you get a copyConsider them flexible Creek Crystals for the time being
>>578877928I'm redoing my taikiI hope i get there in timeAnd maybe if i get there fast i will do Machan for Cm18
Thoughts?
>>578877928LET'S GO GAMBLING
>>578878075who cares what you do V
>>578877575i'm rolling on her rerun with taiki next year
>>578877993it countedsee >misc pulls:120/94
>>578878156Who? How i'm tired of schizos hereI'm newcutie
>>578877928idk u tell mewho gets the post-registration upgrade treatment
>>578878091My wife is so beautiful
>>578878156V doesn't even have Machanhe's one of those retards that are getting her alt because it's "better value" even though she releases in 2 yearTake your meds
Ardan wit SR - could it be the key to all of this? The thing we've been missing?
>>578877962the cope with her OG unique was the tiny accel firing at the same time Nimble Navigator did but this is a mile CM so that goes out the windowher lucky armor alt has guaranteed right-handed and slick surge, which might allow her to skip the Nice Nature borrow for Ruby, but that means either running 2 speed 2 wit or 3 speed 1 wit which are two different ways to get kicked in the ballsAlso her lucky armor alt's unique might be a good midrace but i have no idea how practical that is
>>578877035Even if Fujita did that, the Happy Meek you would get, that is the adaptation of the horse, would not be the happy meek that is the NPC
>>578878386Not much reason to use her anymore, her hints are loopable or on Daiwa wit
>>578876170she's ready to start a family
>>578878226>faster = stupidhmmmmmm im nyooooooooooticing
I like it when I pick the card for the one exact purpose of receiving its final event chain skill, and the game does not give me that one exact eventI also like it when it happens to two cards in the same runand I like it when two of the other cards I'm using are SRs, so that I theorteically have a boosted chance of getting the events that I want since there's technicall two less that I have to worry about seeingthank you Kanye, verry cool!
>>578878179maybe I`ll go to one pity on Ramonu and blow my crystals on her, I havent used a single one yet.Or on Pasa later onwhich would give me way more room to roll on the 3 umas I want
Pampering Jutsu.
>>578878405yeah i won a CM with full armor fuku one time she seems solid. i just like her original costume a lot better so it irks me that her skill does literally nothing. her full armor unique is indeed solid midrace if you can rely on there being end closers (which ironically i think you can for this CM) and you can rely on her maintaining position and not dropping to fucking 9th place for no reason despite being a late.
>>578877928Fuck it looping is worthless I'll just do 2 debuffers 1 ace and whatever I get that's it fuck this shit
do you guys still run 3spd on 20% speed growth umas for the extra power gain?
One of the greatest characters ever created.
based shop
>>578878852>i just like her original costume a lot better so it irks me that her skill does literally nothing.Anon..?
>>5788790253 spd 20% growth umas are the only ones i can get to speed cap
>>578879025yesif i had 2 good wit cards i'd run 2 speed 3 wit
>>578878821so she turned into creek?
Stego clan? Not for (you), moid.
>>578879445let's see
>>578877928It's honestly so over
>>578879445don't worry stegosis no man wants her
>>578879494no...... I wanted gintoki...
front runner minimum stam requirement for upcoming cm?
>>578879445>marisa in 81>a fucking character from hazbin hotel in 62fujos are a different breed
>>578879445what a risky roll
>the official term for breeding mount is "Phantom Mare"
>>578879640 (me)>>578879445im counting this as an orfevre pull
>>578879640you would like 700-750 in the case of red light green light and mad dash
>>578877262either maruzensky or mr cb. anything else is trolling
>>578879640With second wind? Probably 600You would have to calc based on the exact skills you take
>Doto fails training at 20%>Mood goes down to bad>Next 3 supports>Kitasan Black + 1 Mood>Daiwa Scarlet + 1 Mood>Tachyon + 1 Moodyou guys...
>>578876170need those around my neck
>>578879445drinking at the pub with whoever im rollin
I hit my og nishino unique, I hit beeline burst I have mile S so why am I not moving up in the home stretch?
post something cute
>>578879445why are touhous on this
>>578880102Lack of late race or low power, probably
>>578880215you first
>>578880215
>>578880276wtf
what the fuck they added gimlet already as an npcI can feel the 2nd anni closing in already
>>578879306>>578879339this is my deck, i know 3spd is excessive on taiki because i capped speed before URA phase on my only GL run with her so far. but i don't know what could replace a speed card in my deck, power cards are a brick and i only have power SRs meanwhile another wit card would also be excessive
>>578880567unironically throne
>>578869165I bounce like this
So no one really needed some 200-iq trick to make Lightning Surge work like trying to make Shadow Break turn into a speed inherit to make it so your late/end was trying to pass someone just as the late race started or what?
>>578880649nishino is locked down in my borrow slot bwo... and i can barely even complete LH's dates on many runs
she’s not that groovy
>>578879871>>578879925suzuka just failed a +35 stam training with a 2% failure chance that would have put her somewhere around 760 stamina RIGHT BEFORE THE URA FINALE FINALS
>>578880729Overtake has always been fairly easy to triggerChange places is the condition that is annoying
>>578880567capping is better than not capping and a fat +0 capped speed rainbow gives you more power than a p*wer card ever could (lmao)
>>578879051Truly up there with Raskolnikov and Jay Gatsby. Perhaps even higher. The literary world may never cast off her immense shadow.
>>578879735>huehuehue tier alertBRbro..
>>578881191THIS mindbreaks the grasstore
>>578881191White woman
>>578880729No, it's piss easy, you always have a overtake target if you are not a FR;Brian unique is change order and the old requirement for NSM which is ass
>>578881132yeah okay trevor
This game really should get better ingame tutorials in what each stat does and why they matter and even on how race mechanics actually workTazuna only looks you the face and say you need more X
>>578881430makes his ass twitch
>>578879871What the heck is red light green light
I like babydachi poster!
I hate babydachis!I hate tanukis!I hate cryers!
>>578881647Rushed and spot struggle at the same time burns about 5x the regular stamina rate per second
>SHITnuki>SHITbabies>SHITfusuall shit
>>578881746Nyoo...
>>578881529That would require devs to know how their game works, and gachadevs never do
MLB Finemo or MLB Karen-chan to pump my wit to the max (skills are irrelevant)
Babydachi is one of the good ones
>>578879925>>578879640>>578881761I see... rushed and spot struggle with 670 stam + a recovery with some debuffers sometimes stams me out
>>578881761What about the yellow light
>>578881746wtf...
>>578881882remember that no one is bringing stam debuffers because they dont affect any other role. They'll be bringing 564 dominator keen eye though so keep an eye out
>>578881861Other wit card?If low prio, CurrenIf high prio, FineMo
>>578881876no you just have shit tastebabydachis are abominations in the yes of god
>>578881746Rabi bros we won
>Aura farming Torenahttps://yahagistable.com/
>>578882029But all them will have staff debuffs regardless?
>join room matches >5/5 room has 2 end xogsYeesh.
>>578881746dyon’t shayy thaaaaaaaatttt
>>578882061Its Nattie, so I guesss Karen-chan gets to come along to end her chain first base
>>578881853That's a lie because gacha devs know exactly what kind of uma and cards to introduce to powercreep the shit out of previous options, they know how their game works they either rely on the fans to study and explain the game because it increases the community engagement you need to do to get anything above an UG constantly or because they are lazy and know since they are making a competitive game with relevant rewards in PvP gamemodes it's only a matter of time before you spend dozens of hours attempting to learn how a fucking race works
>>578880567why are you borrowing nishino
Why did Golshi give Cell a senzu bean?
i was missing some shirts and saw them sticking out of my trainee’s sports bagshe must’ve found them and was going to return them after training
>>578882128He is literally me!
>>5788818612lb mr cb
>>578881501Well, why DON'T you read Crime and Punishment, anon? Are you retarded?
>>578882145>my trainer put another aura-farming highlight reel on our website
>>578879445>no fat balding ugly bastardsAt least I'm my trainee's type
Check this, there gonna be no mile S
>>578882335For the sp bonus?
>>578882192tl;dr i suck cygames cock and get my info from sloptubers
>get mile S almost every run with a normal parent>made a new parent with king halo in lineage>zero mile S in 5 borrow runsKing of affinity brick...
>>578882472How do you know how any mechanic works without relying on sloptubers or this fucking site?
>>578879445what is this
>>578882192>they know how their game worksExplain why Taiki's unique was final corner until 1st anniExplain why Pressure existsExplain why Spe's unique had to be fixed 2 timesExplain all the mid-race accels
Missionary umaypoi with Fenomemo, while we hold hands and kiss.
>>578882145And zero of them during real CM rounds
>>578882192You are playing a game that has about 5 different currency systems, none of which do anything. Usually, a gacha developer would introduce a complex web of resources required for upgrades and items in order to keep you constantly strung out, then have some method by which you can pay small amounts to shore things up a little. But to that end, monies do nothing, shoes do nothing, sashes do nothing, and support points do so much nothing that they were actually removed from the game. They don't serve any function in making cygames money, or changing the way you play the game at all. They're just there.
>did some trial CM19 runsim not excited for this shit getting stamina sucks mad dickand all my effort will be for nothing since the hog will just kill everyone with 2 debuffing niggas on the back
I was making my wedding mayano a debuffer with escapade 567 or whatver the fuck, but then I redeemed swinging maestro during he careerI might be a retard
my club is suddenly dropping rank...
are special priority or friendship bonus songs better?
>>578882793mambo...
>>578882803who knows
Haven't played since Unity Cup, can anyone give me a quick TL;DR on how people go about doing runs nowadays?Or toss any half decent video/doc/infographic/whatever on the topic my way
>>578882803Do you want the thing that applies permanently on any training regardless or the one thing that gives you an extra 1.2% of your card not trying to kill your run.
>>578882793mambwo...
>>578882883hopefully one of you fuckers
>>578882716You could also add silver and gold cleats, friend points and club points to the list
>>578882803special week songs are better
>>578882556>he trust sloptubers and /here/You lost
>>578882921>applies permanently on any trainingIt's "Friendship" TE, meaning the TE bonus is only active on rainbows.
Grand live is so funny man
>>578882776YEAH RUB SOME SALT IN MY FUCKING WOUND WHY DONT YOU
>>578883023>Can't trust sloptubers>Can't trust here>Can't trust stupid tier lists>Even the people that study this game give unreliable infoMaybe I should just drop this game
Your trainee depletes her HP as she runs, which is determined by her running style and Stamina stat.Without enough HP, she may be unable to start her spurt in time. WIth no HP at all, her speed will drastically decrease.
I don't know why I still think it's funny everytime someone says Mambro...
>>578883336lmfao what is this a jrpg just run faster nigga
>>578883367…?
Mamgwo
It really is peakhttps://youtu.be/3WilHUBOhvU
rooms doko
Brown is good for (You)
>>578883416You love men too?
>>578882431AAAAAAAAAAA based
>>578883557Noooo….
>>578883346mambro...
>>578883336>HPInvisible>determined by her running styleNever told why or shown by how much
>>578883367>>578883416Mare-on-mare communication... What could they be thinking about?
>>578883606Too bad I wanted to introduce you to very good men from Dubai
>>578883817>good man>from Dubai
Any advice for pacekeks with only SR cards?
IS VIVLOS A GYARU OR NOT
>>578883864They will make you addicted to Dubai chocolate
>>578883907Stop being a pacekek
>>578883907Shave it off
>>578883907Don't play PvP
>>578883979no one is. not anymore.but no she actually isn't.
Umamusume Reverse Mating Press Tier List when?
I’m waiting for an uma story where you can no way fag her after having your meetcute in the first two episodes
>>578883997As someone who loves pistachio I'm glad there's more commercial pastries with itBad thing is that these "dubai" shits are making it too fucking expensive for no reason
>>578876350I did it taikibro
>>578884128>having your meetcutegayest post i have ever seen in this thread and that's saying a lot
>>578884128You have that with Epipipipi but if you do the no way fag then the three goddesses kick you to the main lobby
>>578884128Try one episode
>>578883336I always love how 'logical' and grounded the mechanics in this game. Like, stamina is literally your health. Wit helps you with downhill mode because your uma is smart enough to take advantage of gravity, when to start moving up and spurting, also increase chance of firing skills. Power helps going uphills, and gives accel. Guts giving your uma willpower and helps in dueling. it's all so cool imo
Vivlos is an imouto gf
>>578883907become an open league sealclubber
>>578884313>Wit helps you with downhill mode because your uma is smart enough to take advantage of gravity,lmfao do the retards just float off into space or something what is this you need 300 iq to use gravity shit
>>578884128If this was a good game then you'd be able to do this in all careers and be treated to some dialogue of your trainee reacting to it. I say this solely because I wish I could do so to falco.
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/zsyDyt>https://jiggie.fun/zsyDythttps://jiggie.fun/zsyDyt>https://jiggie.fun/zsyDythttps://jiggie.fun/zsyDyt
Bros PLS ANSWER600 stamina is enough for Stamina spirit skill?
My runs and my aces may fail, but Mambo is the strength of my heart and my portion forever.Psalmbo 73:26
>>578884490mating press the succubus
>>578884527nyes
>>578884527
So 1k wit is possible with a single wit card, just need fucking mile S
>>578884631>>578884614Are we sure? Because if now you will kill me Ace
>>578877035There's already a Happy Meek horse
>>578884683trust me bwo
>>578884458Explain this shit then smartass
>>578884458no theyre just too stupid to pace themselves correctly. try running down a fucking hill and see how it feels idiot.
Which anons owe me sex?
>>578884490laurel sexo
>>578884458>front runner umas spot struggle with their guts and speed up with their brain
>>578884881Im gonna poor acid down your throat and fuck your corpse
>>578884238nice
never saw the appeal of snuffwhats the point if they arent alive to feel pain
what trainee story is you guys’ favourite so far? and which one was a letdown?for me it’s cafe and fuji, respectively
>>578884881
>>578884683nobody is running deboof nature on a mile cm
>>578885136you can just reuse your 564 medium nature
what are cards you can genuinely use at 0LB on an ace?
>>578885294S.Maru
wine auntie jumpscare
>>578884961That's hot
>>578885294She's not out yet but Ramonu is good at 0LB
>kitasan, maru, and bourbon events never finished or didn't even startI think I'll just drop the game until the next scenario.
>>578885347Sex in the academy lobby
>>578885294Curren Bouquetd'or Stamina
>>578885347She’s cute
>>578885407dont think the next scenario will save you. support events are just like this
BROS THIS Is my luckiest run ever, i think i'm make a perfect acet.newcutie
>club dropped out of top 1000Danchouuuuu! Why did you make the quota so low!?
>>578885067>FavoriteProbably Bakushin it’s funny>disappointmentBourbon probably it’s such a nothing story
>>578869182get myself a monster
>>578885294i used 0lb sillius symboli in the sprint CM
breeding sex with umas that kinda act like dogs for some reason
>>578885539that's pretty good, why is your unique level 1 though
that guy's falco is too strong. it's not fast learner either
>>578884580SEX DANCEX CITISEX
>>578885738Actually i always wanted to ask, how unique lvl ups works? Is it pure random?
Why do people care more about the random ahh uma they announced than Efforia?
>>578884645Mile S is the struggle
>>578885539TIL aspire is pace chaser version of daring strike, means it's useless as a white skill and only get the gold when it's available
what will you do if you lose this cm
>>578885724
>>578885816based on fans during some senior year dates
>>578871118
>>578885816no, you need certain amount of fans depending if your turf / dirt by valentines day, then a bit more + green director friendship by fan event, and then even more for last christmas
>>578885854She's a cute loli(hebe) and the other is an ugly hag, what did you expect
>>578885886Damn... ty.. she got 4th on one race yeah, that's why
does leveling a unique even matter outside of team trial scores?
>>578885854yaeno (mare version) shrimply looks better, so I imagine that's why. Her design's pretty cool
>>578885739Just rape it with a suzucutie
>>578885067Machan's story is great. You can tell they were allowed some creative liberties due to the IRL horse's... Misfortune. Vodka's is just sad for such a legendary horse.
>>578885854kunoichi eroi
>>578886094it's like 0.1% stronger lmao
>>578886170>loses by a nose
>>578885854Huh? I saw more JP posts creaming their pants over their beloved Efforia being in uma than about Phala
>>578886170why do people keep pointing it out then are they stupid or gaslighting?
>>578885816the threshold for unique lvl ups are>60k fans on early feb>70k fans + director friendship around the 2nd mark on early april>120 fans on late decemberfor dirt umas >40k early feb>60k early april>80k late deci have no idea if agnes digital for example gets the turf or dirt version since she has both A, probably the former
>>578885854Beautiful designs
>>578885854I already claimed this one
>>578886396Digital gets the Turf treatment. Dunno about Inari One, I assume it's the same
>>578886362it's just kinda lame...
>>578886362It's to belittle (You) for any chance we get, it's part of the culture
>>578886396probably depends on her career goals if im guessing
>>578885347unironically wife material (i love her and that outfit)
>>578874516I'm sure it's not entirely softcore.
>>578885865"wow lost another cm with xoguri, how interesting, maybe next time buddy"
>>578885876inumusume love...
>>578886493Believe if he was a girl
>>578885854the lack of fanarts clearly shows that most people don't like her design
>>578886528>>578886576gotcha, thanks friends
>>578886362
>>578885949>>578886396Ty bwos i like falco posters
Casual Fuku soon!
Wanna try one lobby bros?9390365193903651
>>578885865maybe do more than 3 ace runs next time idk
>>578886835np and good luckforgot to mention the skill level ups are on senior year and you always get a mood up on the 2nd one
>>578887050my first ever /uma/ room match wish me luck
>>578877262Without knowing anything about any rerun banners you might be rolling on, and some are conditional on you running heavily in that position:>halfCreek > Kitasan > Finemo > others>1stCreek > [Late] Nice Nature > Kita > Finemo > others>1.5th[Front] Maruzensky = [End] Mr CB = Creek > others
>>578887078round
>>578882885do you want to do auto parent runs or manual ace/TT ones?
>>578887380>>578887380Damn bwo.. you alrightI still have time to maybe make Machan as front
I didnt take the fucking Gold City card for keen eyeI took fucking Tachyonwhat the fuck is wrong with me today
>>578887809i want vengance for spechud coming second, made a new room71837887>7183788771837887
>>578887764Would it be inadequate to tell her I want to experience more romantic moments with Falco?
>>578888058Falco is everyone's idol...
>>578887809dont go front bwo...
>>578888249I dont have third character for this CM, only maybe YeppersSo it's front
>>578888279Verxina and Vivlos can stayCheval you're sitting in the chair and can watch.
that one doesnt count either becuase I lost again20620627>2062062720620627
>>578888410it doesn't work like that, they'll blindfold you and you have to guess which of the three is riding you
>>578883549It's true
>Latch on>Head on>my true strengthAre these the only Pace skills worth a damn to inherit? I’m loooping but don’t understand what actually matters
I won... but not with the chud....I also dont feel like painting out peoples names for the results48059923>4805992348059923
>>578888279Chevachi and Verx can stayVivlos you're sitting in the chair and can watch.
>>578888727https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pWBnsoH2h7NDm9Q5ZRZ-s9JuyMN-aAI5wJbIEqACCt4/edit?gid=1794018670#gid=1794018670
>>578888205I was promised a tiny, cute japanese girlfriend 3000 years ago
Yesterday was the Furioso legend cup in Funabashi, won by Rebake Full City>Established to honor the achievements of the legendary horse Furioso, who represents Funabashi horse racing, it is currently held as a middle-distance graded race for 4-year-olds and older belonging to South Kanto.
>>578888750Damn i have no time to join! Insane
>>578888864host your own!
>>578888727Steady Gait and Aspire are both strong for Pacechuds
>>578888750It's 2s in paint, loser
>>578888864they fill fast I guess, first time ever trying room matches. I also know I need mile S on chud but Im out of energy rn19255385>1925538519255385
>>578888912>aspireNot Aspire0.05 is not worth itOnly Steady Gait
Ok whoever said you need 4 guts cards was kinda right. I wish I had ever seen all of them on there on the same turn even once though...
>>578888842cute!
>>578888901I already did onceSecond lobby lets goo6307902263079022
when will the jackpot hit
>>578888840
>>578887962the Bride of fucking Frankenstein's monster
>>578868493you guys are spending carats on TP?good lordnever have I ever, never will I ever
>>578889176Keyword cute
>>578888919i hate paint20194623>2019462320194623
honse?
>>578889242It's profitable to spend carats on careers right now bwo...
>>578888774
>>578889242Spending carats on TP has always been freeIt is just profitable now
>>578889176Begone succubus
>>578889242>spend 10 carat>get 6 times back
>>578889396Is it really neutral on 30tp? I find that hard to believf
Doberu too stronk
ok i dont like feeling existentiali dont wanna think about what i have spent 34 years of my life doing
a late start and forced front runner, getting this out of my account before the CM starts I guess15426458>1542645815426458
>>578889392>one day they'll forget to restrain me motherfucker
>>578889620finding more and more pleasurable ways of jerking off?
>>578889336It's fun for all of those in the thread who didnt/couldnt join to see results though. Thank you for posting them and please continue doing so
>>578889584It was close mate. I thought your Nishino had it when she passed my Suzuka
say something nice about my sovlful cm18 team
>>578889737looks like bunch of winners of group B
>>578889783is this canon
Is Rickey meant to be a pace or front? Is she any good as a turf mutant?
>>578889735I found out how to make the brush bigger at leastI just keep getting late starts on my chud and losing and thats the issue, not her lack of mile S I swear69014441>6901444169014441
>>578889839Either, harder to get her greens on Turf but doable
>>578889737That machan looks pretty strong. Although I don't think plancha is very good this cm.
>>578889839you can do rickey in any position
>>578889828it is in my heart.
>>578889556It's a 5% chance for carats I think so if you're winning 40 races in a career it should be carat neutral in the long term
sorry danchud I took duplicate G1s out of my auto agenda because I was getting enough SP anyway
>>578889931
>>578889174Why are you looping Umama? Didn't you say loopers are retarded?
>>578889995>40 races in a careerUhhhh
>>578889995Are you supposed to do 40 races on auto I just do the G1s
>>578889812any particular reason why? or are you just trolling?
>>578889995I dont run 40 races in my auto runs. Guess I'll refresh 2x a day or so at max after the bonuses ends
I thought thread said fronts were bad?28844527>2884452728844527
>>578889783Doto wouldn't do this
>>578890190>bobo>seiun skybwo...
>>578890149nah i'm just saying, you will make to A, a coinflip there though, but that's always the case even for the best of umas
>>578889783>>578889828>>578890216It was an accident
copa copa
>>578889783doto does it to shakur every time it rains for no particular reason
>>578890315
I don't know how to feel about the fact that 90% of the time teiemu opera o is posted here it's solely for shitposting purposes
>>578890093With auto it's easy>>578890148>>578890169You only do the G1s, yeah. But as long as you can hit SS there's nothing wrong with adding more races. Usually I'm doing 30 right now but I'm sure I can add a few G2s and G1s
Decided to give Meisho Doto's training a read instead of turbo skipping everything and I haven't stopped smiling in like half an hour...
a mere length away from singing ms victoria...55562615>5556261555562615
>>578890416I can’t hit SS with auto…
>>578890301silly Doto goofed up again
hmmmm... kyuso~
>>578890416Well I cant do that when loooping rudolf/spe. Its fine either way
>>578886734I mean she just looks like "yuutousei n°5412"She will most likely be an anni uma for some reasons (when Contrail and Daring Tact are right there) but she's just so plain compared to the others
>>578890359She's a walking shitposter herself
>>578890359Opera Mare
do you love your trainee enough to put on a skirt for her?
closer....60456552>6045655260456552
>>578890581Wife Motion
>>578890359Being an unironic opera enjoyer is a hard life. I run her almost every cm and have never gotten a win with her.
>>578890476If you already can't hit SS it doesn't matter if you add more races. Problem is if you're hitting SS and are dropping to S+ cause of extra races
>>578890747someone get their lanky ass in this room
Medium CM is fucking garbage holyfuck
Post more cute stuff
I do this to my trainee
Meisho Doto, Face of the Franchise?
How do y'all cap speed on late surgers with 2 speed? Ruby power puts me at 2 speed 2 wit. Do I run speed sparks or something?
almost
Is downhill speedster worth to loop for CM19?
>>578891036Me when Tickezo starts talking
>>578891072You run 1 wit.
>>578891072I dont cap it.
>>578890707yes, but she does it in an elegant way that makes me like her while you people do it with nothing but hate in your hearts.>>578890710true!>>578890870keep trying! surely she'll win it this time! surely!
I'm a loser. Which Uma wife is for me?
>>578890540It's to mutate
>>578891121So wit card is nice nature I'm assuming. And mix in wit sparks?
>>578891072you take the 1500 L
>>578891162Still in Love is the perfect uma for you
>>578891227I said I'm a loser.
what deity do I need to sacrifice to to make my chud stop getting late starts on 60% of my room matches god dammit48241292>4824129248241292
>>578891180time to*
>>578891187Yes.
>>578891162teio
>>578891162
>>578891259All Stillfags are losers yes
>>578891072You highroll with speed sparks, I capped on a 0% uma with 2 speed cards
>>578891260>Some guy is running a triple UF front teamGrim
what is this bitch's PROBLEM
>>578891259if you let a schoolgirl who's half your age dominate you, then you're a loser
>>578891424HE CANTB E WITHOUT SLOP OKAY LET HIM BE HAPPY IN HIS SLOP FILLED WORLD READING BOOKS OR DOING RESEARCH IS FOR TROONS AND CHUDS
>>578891414hes a buhi
>>578891424Sunday Silence?
>>578891541
I think it's funny to read what the llm says when you put it in a weird situation like that
>>578891458Bro? They're Umas. It doesn't matter if you're Conor McGregor they're still dominating you.Gentildonna literally shatters the laws of physics.
there should be a CM event where you can only bring 1 uma and theres 10 players
>>578889783she goofed up
any cuties
last oen before I go high roll the chud some more, Im starting to think a cyjew has it out for her with these late starts20879761>2087976120879761
there should be a CM event where your uma flips a coin and if you guess right you win the CM
>>578891661That would require an ounce of creativity and effort. Have copy pasted cm #73 instead.
>>578891774what happens if you guess wrong
it was funny the first timethe 6th (counted) time not so muchty room matchers
>>578891719
>>578891831I dont know, maybe the uma you picked fucking dies forever
>>578891831You have to pull her again
>>578891661It should be like the real races. One uma per trainee and 17 gates
>>578891774we already have sprint CMs
>>578891162Any uma with savior complex really.
I WOULDVE WON THAT IF ONLY SPE COULD GET OUT OF THE FUCKING GATETY ROOM MATCHERS IM OFF TO BEAT MY WIFE TO DEATH IN CAREERS
>>578891880get focus on the free skill selection
Lose?
I haven't trained a single acesurely today I will get the perfect parent
>>578892112focus does not prevent late starts
>>578892081thx for hosting bwochacho
do backliners even run the ruby power card or just inherit the white skill?
what is he cooking chat
>>578892210Against middle schoolers? Never.
mile is unironically more gambly than sprint
My electricity died but it came back in less than 10 minutes
>>578892278if you have speed growth you can get away with it, yeah
Havent noticed it, but is all umas have stats with different colors?
Is this deck fine for most things? Replacing maybe summer maru for MLB supercreek on longs? and using my borrow for anything I might need?
>>578892402Yeah. I like vodka's the best.
>>578892318there was a SS yukino in the room matches who was constantly 1st or 2nd favorite. makes me quake in my boots still>>578892401damn
>>578892480yea, this is the go to deck for this scenario
>>578892318>if you've already won, win harderThis guy is insane
God damn this wit flower card fuarking sucks. Makes me want to run 3 wit. And the SP generation is awful too. I need to find a borrow with straight descent stars I guess.
>>578892568I love these, too cutedo you have Silence Suzuka?
>>578892652OISU, SEX NATURE DESU
you will never guess the blue
>>578892637
>>5788928303* guts
>>5788928303* Rest
>>5788928301* guts, best i can do
>>5788928303* Stamina
>>578892904>>578892906>>578892974classicworst pink to top it off toonext roll we go>>578893019soon haha
>>578892593sick, thanks! Sounds mad comfy
>>578892652
>>578892882Steak too lobstery>>578892914Wanna watch with me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox15GU4cMes
>>578893246>>578893246>>578893246>>578893246
Should I change my deck? Change my parent who gives STA sparks with someone who gives PWR?
>>578893264die tumblr tranny
Fine I'll counter bake again, give me a minute
does flower's unique work on lates?
>missed all the rooms
>>578893335thanks anon
>>578893454dipping my pp inside Mirako's umanko
>>578893335well apparently I won't bake. Don't know wtf this is about since I haven't gotten banned in months
>>578893303those dexter's mom-style thighs on scarlet and golshi are great though
So why do generals have "General" in the subject?The board name implies that all threads are generals, seems kind of redundant if you ask me
>>578893631lollmaoroflmeanwhile NTR cuck and the tumblr troon above never get bannedCURIOUS THAT
>>578893454For god's sake, why does it so often have to be either a spammed character who isn't even in the game or a stupid trashy-looking joke picture?
>>578893837because that's how things started out
can we get a second counterbake
>first day trying to make an ace>it went really shitty wasting all my borrowsWell, i'm fucked
real thread >>578896410>>578896410>>578896410
inb4 umajp gets yabbed
>>5788987527 and umajp doesn't "gets yabbed"
It's hilarious seeing those two in cleatable cards...
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