Previous: >>578868261>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky, Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro PalmerCurrent CM: Libra Cup - Hanshin Turf 1600m - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600Current Event: Days Flying By, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Good/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Epiphaneia (3*), SSR Efforia, SSR Mr. C.BNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Jannie's gonna freak but I don't care
based but probably too late desu
fuck rabiposters this is the only thread for me now
nuked for what reason
>>578897272Even the jannies hate him kekaroonies
Aston Flatchan desu.
>>578898335
I don't want to use the other one, I hate ugly OP artwhy the fuck do trolls always, always use shit art as the OP? I wish they would kill themselves, livestream it, and make it painful
>>578898734Admins check ip and see one the same SEAturd dodging bans and causing drop
okay that was pretty based I want to kneelumas for this feeling?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA RABIPOSTERS BTFOGET FUCKED IDIOTS
hey, can someone remind me who lost? I seem to be forgetting
>3* blue AND pinkcheck this out boystoo bad it didn't merge with the other one
>>578898857I wouldn't be shocked if someone from uma&co baked it. They've used that op picture before and everyone had the same reaction
>>5788989367 8 9
>post ntr rabi>thread immediately gets nukedmy bad
uh oh melty
Well now I gotta advertise my jiggie againhttps://jiggie.fun/zsyDythttps://jiggie.fun/zsyDyt
>>578898881How do you even dodge bans? Changing IP addresses is impossible for me, my leases are never consistent so I can't just unplug the router an hour before it expires and get a new one. Uma Musume
Idgi. Wasn't the rabiposter spamming because he wanted the avatarfag's thread to be over ASAP? So.. he won???
Tachyon LOVE
I lvled up Machan, want to test her in lobby, joint pls9790895997908959
>>578898734He got banned, check the previous thread
>>578899130Me too.
>>578899130Lovyon tach
>>578898950I remember seeing it a few months ago, April, I think. Hated it then and hate it now.
>>578899171alright
>>578898829don't think bad of me
>>578898881*sigh*its...
>reddit tachyon
>>578899092nyes
>>578899196>>578899213Tachyon is loved by Everyon
>>578896410The fuck happened to her face
Consider being the little spoon to your trainee
Digitan LOVE
>>578899447that's a big cock
>>578899447THE HERO!
What did we learn
>>578899171Absolute cinema Ty for joining bros
>>578899375She's great
>>578899563This thread deserves to be kill
>>578899563that building a competitive xog is so paint by numbers a chimp could do it. oshigaming is DEAD
>>578899563You can counterbake 30minutes after and still win if the other is made by NTRFaggot
I like Tosen Jordan.
It's easier to say you're le hecking sovlful oshigamer and that playing xoguri is an autowinBut this is cope by people who wouldn't be able to make a xogger even if they were paid to do it because of her meme unique
anyone got an endguri guide?
>>578899956What do you like about her
>>578900030>guidelol. just look at the top ones on hakuraku. copy their recoveries, get daring strike, win. it's fucking easy
>>578899563abusing prescription stimulants is a bad idea. my left eye hurts.
>>578897230I like RC Cola, but it's only sold as a 4pk here and it's not good valueMy alternative would be Dr. Pepper, but they also don't really sell that here anymore either, so just fuck me I guess
>>578899563Suzuka bad, Machan good
>>578898726
@578899993no one says that
>>578900118Her eyes, her personality, her voice, and her eyebrows.
>>578900291Do you not have a Costco
>>578900030>Borrow a parent with after school stroll sparks>Use C.B wit and Ruby power if you have herCongrats on your A finals xwo
>>578900194>it's fucking easyis it really4K SP 1500/x/1200/650/1200 stats with mile S sounds annoying>double dominatorThat's the real carry
>>578900578>>Use C.B wit and Ruby power if you have herI can only borrow one
>>578899608This is lovely anon, good luck this week
>>578900118how little she charges for a night
>>578900634If you wanted to build backliners for 6/12 of the next CMs and you do not have their style Wit card you had to pull Ruby
I love umas from Kentucky.
>>578900118her image song
>>578900789You too bwo!
>Be insufferable>Hated by everyone>Multiple bans and evasions>NYOOO IT'S THE TRANNY MODS
>>578900446This got me erect wtfff
>>578900882I would have run her too but I don't feel like making a second front
24 hours 17 minutes
frontbros are we skipping next cm?
>>578901031nyo...
>>578901008i'm thinking about itSuzuka as RunawayMachan as Front Runner
>>578901039nyo, I think next CM will be fun, wanna use Stam Palma
>>578901129thats literally my team for this cm. or at least it will be when my machan ace finally comes home.
>>578901129See I already have a suzuka runaway but she's so strong she doesn't let any other front get angling and she even wins sometimes
>>578900838bwo I'm not pulling a specialized wit card just for the one freak cm where I'm running xoguri end instead of pace
>>578900634Then borrow CB wit and pray you don't go against any better built Xog with Lightning Surge but that's business as usual in CMs (Christmas Meetings)
>>578900838Ruby is for miles and sprint gwo
I train ev'ry single day,from musu-June through musu-May
>>578900634Borrow CB and get leap forward from inspirations
>>578900859
https://litter.catbox.moe/i7anck.jpgShould junior division umas be doing this?
I fucked up
>>578901574>shakur witsis, what are you doing?
>>578901242Sure but having some backups wouldn't be a bad idea.
>>578901321I don't understandWhat is this... "cheese mast" you speak of?
>>578901574Did you fuck up this bad though?
>>578901690I already have two really strong paces so I'm just gonna let this cm pass and I'll run her next mile/sprint. Having her on my menu is enough for now
>>578900030search for a local glory hole near you and start sucking
A quick refresher on the benefits of brown
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/zsyDyt>https://jiggie.fun/zsyDythttps://jiggie.fun/zsyDyt>https://jiggie.fun/zsyDythttps://jiggie.fun/zsyDyt
>>578901559Yes as long as it's with me
>>578901645shes a spurt enjoyer presumably. many such cases
>>578901797Had that happen to me before with Bourbon. Felt really stupid once I realized in senior year
>>578899081changing IP address is enough but there are ways for jannies to find out you ban evaded if you only do that.
OYAKODON
>>578901854Her eyes are so beautiful
>spurting inside this goofball
>>578899081god I miss back when I was in college and I could just reset my router spoof the mac address and get a new IP
I FUCKING LOVE THIS CARD!!!!!!!it's turn 3 and I didn't put the card in my deck
>>578901797mambro...
Now dat's what I call grilled squid.
>>578902174what a fatty
>>578902208Yeah.... I'm really looking forward to her. Personally, I think we should even accelerate faster, just so I can pull on Kris earlier.
>>578902212I'd do it if we'd get married afterwards
>>578902387fusu
>>578902484
>>578902174My bro is FAT
FUCK I wanted to go double debuff 1 ace but only one got the golds so fuck it I'll go 1 debuff double pace. My first ace is pic relatedChoose my secondary ace>chiyono o>curren>copa
oh shit
>>578902518
>>578902601Copano Rockey obviously. Good luck getting a good run with 6 greens going
Cute card art.
I saw an Aston Martin today. Should I take that as a sign?
>>578899563I need to loop some more greens and PRAY that RNG is in my favorAlso that I really should've rolled more for Tachyon because 1LB sucks
Kris spotted
>>578902696holy moly 150 more carets for my global account?
spoilerschizo don't look!!!!
>>578903000I am ecstatic
This is useless.
>end cardENDCHADS WE ARE SO BACK
>>578902601Those umas don't really work as pace in this cm you should go double debuffer but make sure that Pearl is massive
Refresh yourself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y4DpHsz6Wg
>>578902741
>>578903293girl is just maruzensky 2
>>578903138Sirius LOVE
>>578903000>>578903138Two goofballs
>>578903191Description does not actually describe what it does anymoreIt is pretty strong nowCard itself is bad though
>global suddenly getting a crossover promo that JP never gotcygames... i kneel...
>>578902601How can you look at this woman in her prime (1X yo) and call her a hag just because she got lipstick?
>>578903456qrd?
endGODS how are we feeling
>>578903336
>>578903203I think I've done 100 runs and none of the second debuffer work so fuck that noise, I'll just do a good pearl and a mediocre whatever else
>>578903568i remember thinking this was a funny and kinda hot image when i saw it last year but now im just annoyed that its so out of character. fuku wouldnt do that for example.
>>578903523Looking to nab some okay medium sparks in the next day and prep for Scorpio 2: Hog Boogaloo.
>>578903456Am I missing something?https://umapyoi.net/news/994
>>578903829Yeah jp got this
>>578903592
everyone here watched umayon / umayuru, right?
I need an uma to grab me by the balls and call me pathetic.
>>578903858its okay Creeky, you win G1's when you feel like it.
>>578900446I would not survive.
>>578904019gwo you're air groove? she'll give you handjobs after too
>>578904092Specifically after? I feel like it'd be better to have it happen during
Nothing seems to affect this dog.
>>578904092I am air groove
Why is my club suddenly losing rank
>>578903138Are we... ACCELERATING?
Next thread will be pistachio flavored
>>578904208This pic would be funnier if there were a Lauriel in the Yamcha pose in the SB panel had
>>578904364Mambro...
I love Rice
>>578904208I don't remember her being in a new era.
>>578904236Please marry me Air Groove I'm a disgusting slob.
>>578904405Yes actually...Looking at the news posts the Umayuru event started two days before the Uma-Sanpo Campaign, however they said we are getting the Uma-sanpo event in September, so they have actually brought this forward by like 6-7 days or something
I cant go back to full TP cost careers, I just cantI'm barely hanging on with half costDON'T DO THIS CYGAMES
>>578904552What...
>>578904845>broke mindsetyep that's an ick
>>578904845Oh no, careers now cost 60 instead of 45 tp
>>578904950understood. i just took out a payday loan so i could buy carets to fund more careers.
Boo
>>578904725Probably in the background, plenty of Umas had cameos like that.
>>578901557Oh god she's pregnant?! She shouldn't be racing!
Fuji Kiseki
>>578905129
>>578905167
SWEEPY WON'T GIVE ME AFTER SCHOOL STROLL
I would want to include Gimlet in my pulls but she is an *nd Cl*ser and I don't built them
>>578905167Dont look up wind in her hair....
>>578905056>rerolling instead of just going againshiggy
>>578905263Umamusume?
>>578905263don't
>>578905274it's like 100% chance how aren't you getting it lol
>>578905284Buy an alt account for EndsDoable with auto now
>>578905274>xhe didn't take advantage of the (completely unprecedented in the history of all servers except global) uma musume endless eight period to generate carets and hintmaxxed parents to guarantee inheritance sparks for your acedid you think xoguri was the easy option or something? anon...
>>578905263can you paypal me $600 a month so i can spend it on pulls
so V lost?
>>578905604You ARE taking photos on that thing, right?
>>578905679shibi is too much of a boy to do this
>>578905679that does not look like torena.................
>>578905679
>>578905679I can C her Bs
>>578902263simpler times, wish it were that easy todayand not that there's a particular need to me to constantly have a new IP address, I just like not being tied to the same digital identity unless you switch ISP's or unplug your router for 3+ days (and even that might not work).
>>578905672>>578905274>xhe fell for the looptard meme and did nyot loop
>>57890512923 hours until the game is unplayable again...
umasumi
so now that everyone has good parents from clanking around, are you still going to clank after the half TP event is over?
>>578905932umasumi bro!
>>578905869>xhe fell for the looptard meme>mfw psyop worked
>>578905679Man I wish that were me
>>578905932Umasumi
>>578904716many are saying this
lb1 maruzensky or lb2 fine motion?
>>578906001
>>578906153lb1 maruzen
>>578905967well I'm not going to go back to running an E+ every day now am I
>>578906182
I hate you Rice Shower!
>new emojis and thisIS THIS ANOTHER ANIME AD!? ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME WATCH THINGS!?
Anyone planning to run Machan Daiwa Vodka? How's it working out so far?
>>578902270not bad
>>578906087yes
Gimlet SSR? Then Gimlet soon, right?
>>578906712Sirius Love
>>578906892in about 5 months
>>578905604dumb ipad baby
why most of the playerbase finds STAYGOLD sexual as fuck
>>578907481it's one guy
>>578907481are you familiar with kino from kino no tabiI'd fuck her, in a respectful way don't want to disrespect some mod's waifu
>>578907481I don't even know who that is
>Entire fanbaseWhat the fuck, I like Tickezo's fat tickets.
gwos how do I find good uma wallpapers that aren't sloppa
>>578907481>most of the playerbaseretard
The gold clan is for yumes if you're a moid you can't like them
>>578907481
>>578907481She's ok but Dream Journey mogs her to a comical degree.
>>578907957>Dream Journeylollmao
>>578907808https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=umamusume+scenery+&z=5
Last night something came over me and I decided to blow 80 more pulls to get pumpkin doto, then memory-holed itHopefully I'm lucky with the ramonu pulls later on
>>578908169120 to go
>>578908025ty
>>578908169Happens, unironically
>got my own Summer GoldshiAlright. It's 1 ace and 2 debuffers from me from now on
how important is the song you get from the special concert...
>>578908528what
>>578908528No difference other than skill obtained
>>578908528It's +10% TE. I don't know about the non-special one. I've only ever gotten it once
Machan within 40 pink ticketsSMaru within 40 pink tickets + 1 tenpull112,480 carats leftWhat makes 1LB SMaru usable and not 0LB? On GameTora they look almost the same. Should I save my selector ticket for Creek or something else?>>578906809Beautiful Rice
>>578908668ok how important is the skill then... like is my front ace glued because i forgot what turn it was and didnt buy the song on time...
>>578908810Power BonusStat Bonuses are King, especially with lots of TE
>>578908810look at exactly which numbers change by 1
>>578908917It is a very good skill, especially discountedYou can live without it
>Unlocking Light Hello dating in Classic Year NovemberShe fucking hates me
Cute
hi
>>578908917The white is bad on everyone and the gold is only good if it's cheap and you're a frontliner
>>578907481Have you SEEN some of the fan art? Have you SEEN kino?
me when I see a flatliner
>had to spark base Doto>had to spark Doto againDoto please I'm not even TM Opera O
whats the priority?training effectiveness>friendship bonus>mood effect?is one weighted higher in the calculations or are they all the same
Not exactly an ideal run by any measure (got shafted at the end with Rainbows T_T) & I know this has been asked before but does anyone have advice for getting 1100+ Power on 0% Power growth Uma besides "just prioritize the Power bonus songs" (I did that)
>>578909393you goofed up your pulls
no one asked
>>578909367i have seen KINOa lot of KINO
>>578909297
>>578909594
>>578909297>>578909594THIS SITE RUINED THESE TWO FOR MENOW I CAN ONLY SEE VODKA FUTA FUCKING DAISCAI HATE YOU ALL
>>578907808wowI did not know Vivlos was such a semen demontempted to pull her
>>578909393The goofed
>>578909721she cute
>>578909393evil evil uma
>>578909594The DORK competition...
>>578909482Besides sparks, you have to get greedy with power clicks whenever your Power Bonus cards are on there when it would not screw you over entirely
>>578909212>>578909097so she might be ok?>no mile si know, i know
>>578909393This is fake. No one actually likes Doto
>eyeing other girls when he has a way prettier beauty under his tutelagewas DonnaTore clueless or did he asked for it?
>>578909840>bludding blossom...wuh? it wouldn't have been a problem if it procs at 2nd but 3rd is a tough sell for fronties
stop posting lustful uma it's triggering my agp
>>578909990I do this on purpose
>>578909919
>>578909831>sparksI've found that unless I dedicate the lions share of blues to Stamina it ends up at a amount that would not be considered satisfactory for FinalsI'll suppose I'll try greeding harder next run (this run I got punished for clicking a 21% failure rate huge Speed training and got so tilted)
>>578910102>7 oclockB A S E D literally me
Speaking of evil Doto, she came home in 18 10-pulls, should I just spark her again at this point
>>578910193yes
>>578910009I'm running triple fronts with runaway suzuka so I figure one of them will be able to bud out
>>578909990Shina tore would never take his eyes off his trainee!
I'm new to Grand Live and the 3 runs I've done so far were all S+ Umas... while when I did independent training it was pumping out UG7s... what am I doing wrong, and yea I am using Light Halo
>>5789101933 star to 4 star is not worth 3k carats
Friendship with Maruzensky has increased by 15
>>578910142Fair enough, good luck torena
>>5789101933k carats is a lot
>>578910246Why have a anti synergy team comp.
>>578910314grand live is a snowball scenario, if your junior/early classic is not perfect, the run is already doomed
>>5789101933k carats is nothing, go ahead if you like the uma
>>578910752She'd kill my dad...
>>578909714howgacha generals are some of the most anti-futa communities for their respective gachas
>>578910752Is she... gonna cuck me with my father? Who does that...
can u chill
>>578910752>>578910938>>578910859
Is Wedding Maya good for this CM?
do i make spaghetti bologneseor fried rice
>>578910968MisinformationFalse advertisingCancel Cygames
>>578903000I'm going to use that Kris S sticker to leave my club
>>578911064That's what I was going to do...
if you already got LH, Creek, and Tachyon MLB, you don't need to buy card selectors for 2nd anni, right?
>>578911064>>578911125Betraying your danchou is not a random act of kinda nice
>>578911128kita? if your kita's fine too then no need
>>578911128What if I buy the card selectors to get copies of Wooby or Palmer?
>>578911128Ruby powah
>>578911191My danchou has betrayed me for months
>>578911245there is no way there are people in this thread without a MLB Kitablack>but newfriendsthey don't count
>>578911302Danchou is merely building you up because they know you are his strongest soldier and will inspire the rest of the club in a way he never could
best uma to do this? some sprinter I'm guessing?
>>578910797>>578910797NYOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T UMA DO THIS TO UMA ME
>>578911445TAISHIN
>>578911445Taishin Testo!!!Or Daiwa
>>578911445Jusy clank Taishin with a 5 guts deck gwo
>>578911445take your pick anon
>>578911417I'm tired boss, my new club will appreciate me more
>>578911302brickedbro....
>>578911445auto with 3 guts 2 wit
>>578911542You will forever have the stain of a betrayer and as such will never be accepted
>>578911445
>>578911445I ran a 4 guts clanker and I got 950 gutsdo i actually have to bring a guts parent for this clown achievement
>>578911537>long distance horse>guts focusedfuck you rice VILLAIN
just woke up from my nap what happened to the other thread
Pandora LOVE
>>578912002What other thread?
>>578910557huh... i mean only one of them can win, one of them has to be 3rd, right? so it's good?
i return with a vengance and mile S for room matches59733854>5973385459733854
>>578911302mambro... please dont go...
>>578912373sex
Tamamo is SEXY?!?!?
>>578911661Six months have passed and I still resent the day I left my old clubI thought I was burnt out and needed to chill at a lower rank but I was wrong about that...
holy fronts86681500>8668150086681500
>>578905214Fuji Kiseki!
>>578912420
>>578912505that's a boy
>4 digit power with NO power sparksvery ebin
>>578912467
free strum and drang :D
>>578912710if losing, lose :D
>>578912420cute foot
Stego cute.
>>578912915StegoCHAD
38993556>3899355638993556
>>578912495wtf happened to rickeynever seen that happen
>>578912495Why would someone take Pooping With Passion as an epithet
Goddamn she's huge
cute
>>578913135thanks
>>578912481Use that pain to create a new club that you uplift
33105231>3310523133105231
>>578913116
>>578912915StegoDEITY
Has anyone made a room winning machanI want referenceyes I know she's not good but I want to. If I don't bring a bourbon card then she loses conc, and if I do my statline goes into the shitter
>>578913329
>>578913443bobo is a mustI assume you have fineyou can get minimum 1k wit that way, which is fine
im starting to think my new chud isnt good...13493644>1349364413493644
Gold City smile in my heart
>>578913520
>>578913276yippie
>>578913531yeah but I keep missing the power cap, not even a cope one like ~1150, straight up missing it altogether because the bobo card has spd bonus
R-I-C-K-E-YThe sound of her name makes the little kids cry (AHHHHHHH)Hey Rickey you're so, so ickyJust the thought of being around you makes me oh so sickyHey Rickey won't you please explain whyYou get so much enjoyment out of causing kids pain?(Oh Oh Oh!)A chick who's just plain meanA sour-sweet 16She's a fire-breathing dragonWho peddles Feng Shui (Eeeeww!)Hey Rickey won't you tell us trueHow'd we ever get the bad luck to be stuck with youOh Rickey can we say one thingIt's your super total yuckinessThat makes us wanna singIcky Rickey (ooo ooo)Icky Rickey (ooo ooo)Icky Rickey!
>>578913443This is my current collection of machans, I've won a couple rooms with them but they don't get to pop angling a lot because I have a really strong Sei also. Will probably bring the UG9 one to CM if I don't make a better one in time since the other two struggle with full spurt check sometimes and lack mile S.
>>578913713her ears dont fit in there
so close dammit42090869>4209086942090869
For Camping Taiki do I want Triumphant Pulse or Budding Blossom? I can only pick one as I don't own either character and would need to borrow
>>578913801copa?!
>>578913713
https://poal.me/v1gw7chttps://poal.me/v1gw7chttps://poal.me/v1gw7c
>>578913875you want both but blossom is core so get that if you can't get both
>>578913806oof yeah I guess I'll just have to try to reset more runs then. Must be a parent diff since my deck is kinda identical cept for lb3 maru and fine
>>578911771
>>578913976Wish I could... been slowly grinding at Oguri Cap's star pieces daily only need like 15 more... It's the ONLY debut 3* I never rolled...
Why in the world does Machan have Medium skills?
>>578914004For blues I have 2 pow 1 wit 9 stam in here since one side of the tree is just a loopmaxxed parent for whites, honestly not sure how I keep making decent power happen on her
>>578914019That's my gimmick though
>>578913895>>578913801
>>578914109you can look for a flower borrow with cap as gp, if you get lucky you get lucky
>>578913948RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE
>>578914173then why didn't you post it
65748691>6574869165748691
>>578914280To BAKUSHIN without thought is not the true path of BAKUSHIN
>>578914198oh yea, good idea thanks!
45h until round 1
>>578914347but i put a lot of thought into using that as a reply to that post
>>578913801>The sound of her name makes the little kids cryshe's a heartbreaker
54901635>5490163554901635
I think I've clicked on LH 10 times this career and she didn't give me any good boy points
>>578914517Then we shall BAKUSHIN together
>>578914576Fuji my darlingEven now you never fail to bring me surprise miracles...
I've lost count of how many runs I quit because of no Mile S...
how much stamine does a white recovery account for?
>>578914832~70
Training Guts Gain +1Support Chain Event Frequency Lvl +1
>>578914907I need this done to me.
>still 2 weeks away from ogucap witit sucks that I have nothing to do in the game right now since I want a triple pace team for the mediumslop CMmaybe I'll start making my xmas oguri since I can't use her card with her...
>>578914907
thats it, this chud is glued, going back to the old chud43901289>4390128943901289
Biko WindyShinko Pegasus
>>578915115my grass finally won
what's the appeal of the mejiros anyways
Do you guys genuinely like King? She's so insufferable.
>>578915296women moments
>>578915034why is wodka's dad cooler than daiwa's dad
idk how my taiki keeps not winning its getting me upset51547021>5154702151547021
>>578915296noble umanko
categorise all umamusumes (and costume variants, if differing) by:- no ear socks, dual ear socks, single ear sock (slut)- no ear dye, ear dye
>>578915295
>>578915431do you have enough power for the slopes?
>>578915296mcfat carries the family
>>578915486I think so at least
>machan doesn't ult against uodka because she keeps swinging too wide to mark her as an overtake target
>>578915543
could someone tell me to eat
>>578915612You're probably getting guts outskilled then, a non issue in the real CM
>>578915735Don't
>>578915735You have to eat the eggs
>>578915296it is a mystery
i didnt even proc a single unique that time starting to feel like I have no cloue how to actually play this fucking game57622242>5762224257622242
>>578915917>yuri/futa artist
Love opening the game, hearing my favorite trainee speak, then looking in the background and there's just this
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>578915917threesome? threesome
I have no clue what the fuck it wrong with my UF chud why is she constantly never procing anything and dying god dammit
>>578916360is it pink flavour chud
>>578910309>...posted Shiina right after her trainer mistook her latest flirt as a hint for more guts training.
>>578916360I swear to god if theres only Paces my Kiseki will always be 1st & if there are Fronts my Kiseki will go down to like 6thNever ever in Blossom range
>>578916485yesnext lobby70845782>7084578270845782
>>578915296well groomed umanko
>>578914576>UF1 fujiJesus Christ I thought my UF Uma was the pinnacle... I'm always looking at your back, /uma/...
>>578915735fast for 1 month
>>578916360lates need infinite midrace to work they just suck in general
>>578916613dont worry my UF taiki cant win shit either despite looking like she should be able to
>>578915997How do you know ? Also what if it's good futa
>>578916513Shina tore can't misinterpret this
FUCK ITS TOO MUCH PLEASE BE NICE BE NICE DONT HIT ME I BEG THE THOUGHTS ARE TOO MUCH IT HURTS I DONT WANT ANYTHING IN SO OVER EVERYTHING THERES NO TIME FFTDDDD EYES AGRE CKOSING ALREADY IN SO TIRED HHFD WGT AM I FALLING ASLEWP I DINT WANT TO THE NIGHTMARES WILL KEEP PLAGUIBG ME UGGHHHH SOEEP SLEEP SLEEP
>>578916820?????
FIIEEEEENALAAAAY44269950>4426995044269950
>>578916820still in love would say this
>>578916820I want you to make me worse
Friendly reminder that /uma/ lobbies are finals A tier lobbies don't feel discouraged if your umas are not constantly winning
>>578916567wana win with you is 6th or better so might be bricking sometimesstraight accel is bad for this track
>two dominators>one dominator and backup aceWhich am I supposed to do?
>>578917010its what I had avaliable to buy, but those + the other skills should be enough right? she is constantly getting 5th or below and almost never ramping past people
>>578916191thank god I have a bro willing to fend off gold digger foids away from me, I love my bro
>>578916820PLEASEKILLYOURSELF
>>578916529jp posting?
>>578916360I have the same problem with my Tamamochud. She has all the mid-race skills but NEVER goes up
>>578917141not being able to finish could be mile S
>>578916529KISEKI MENTION
>>578916937still open, unless you fear the chud's single win in 20 room matches>>578917307I tried a nother run and got mile S, but doesnt seem so good comparatively and im out of borrows
My trainee saw me wandering off with a random uma towards a dark alley and she looked like she was going to murder me
>>578916978winning in /uma/ lobbies at all is a guaranteed A finals and legit coinflip for plat. Don't worry about it too much kittens
Aston Machan kind of has a rude body....
I just jerked off.
Damn I can't do that yet til later
>>578917535
forgot to screenshot the last one oopsie doodles26399131>2639913126399131
>>578917598
>>578917656Just do it
>>578917334Trainers can't kiss their trainees
I hate my uma wife
I'm gonna miss this
>>578917854silly lil chud. it's okay I forgive you
Tell me one good reason why you aren't married to Ardan yet
stat hints should be illegal until you fully cap out the skills
>Requests the song>Talk about MY tastesIs she retarded?
>>578918104Why would I marry someone who isn't romantically interested in me?
what the fuck is this stupid fucking loser doing at the 40% mark as a late? is my chud fucking quiet quitting racing or what the fuck? not even rushed just plain retarded
>the Machan doll was (You)r ideaAlways thought it was Machan who came up with it
>>578918346that's a good thing chudbeitly
SHINA!?!
>>578918401MachanTore loves his uma
>>578918346a lot of the time being ahead is just as good
>>578918237>requests the Mejiro anthem
>>578918346this is why you take flower unique on your lates
>>578918403absolutely fucking not no late surger skills triggered and she got passed and fucked to death withtout putting up any of a fight. not even mentioning how my other runners keep never winning anything either but this one keep pissing me off. last lobby before I explode75989764>7598976475989764
>>578918640
>>578918702The whole point of lates and ends this CM is to steal the pace position in the last corner and proc their Budding Blossom
>>578917940Maybe when my fuckbuddy dms me back
>>578918640>>578918835
>>578918835>>578918640Is Ruby sekusu immoral
>>578911445my clanker is back but she didn't do a good enough job
ty room matchers. thinking lates in general might just be a scam/gaslight position considering how few of them won in general
Is it possible that King Halo could have won the Satsuki Sho if final spurt was just a bit longer?
>>578919131I haven't joined but thanks for the rooms, xoggie
Love SheBee
>>578919059
>>578918702the strongest lates are at 4th during late game, but it's harder to do this time with so many fronties running around. That strat has served me extremely well the last few late enabled CMs. If they go so far up to 3rd and whiff OYL then it's kinda bad, but a late at 4-5 is extremely nasty.
>>578919131real cm will be easier
>>578919029very good for you
>>578919131Just no good lates
>>578919131>>578919303My lates got first and second in the one race I joined
>>578919131I've been thinking this too desuGoing to make a second Pace instead to better odds of hitting Blossom
>>578919283why would you wear your ribbons in the pool?is she an idiot or something?
>>578919248
>couldn't win the triple tiara>can't give birth to G1 wining spawns>gets removed from the family portraitBeing Buena Vista is suffering...
>>578919462fake. nobody gives a shit about me.
>>578919175Considering that the only G1 race Halo ever won was a Sprint I would assume added length would've only worsened his odds
>>578919562At least she's a good view
>>578919638It's not that Kingu is weak, in every races of the Classics the horse was on the money. The contemporaries are just too strong
>>578919801why is she golden gen then if she got plapped
>>578919898cause she *was on the money* she's at top 5 everytimeAnd it is admirable how many G1s Kingu has tried
>>578920001I can hear her telling me this after pumping 10+ pots per day trying to fish for a good cm18 run for her
In the end that overseer bullshit was a nothingburger huh
>>578919801SoIn other wordsShe was...Born in the wrong era?
>>578919916
>>578920105
I will post this every day until Cygames makes it real.
>>578920317>>578920282>>578920251>>578920105>>578919916>>578919562Fuck off to /umajp/
>>578920282
We fucked.
>>57889956317 tickets is not enough to get a new uma
gyudon is boringi like verxina better
merge with globalbabs alreadyjpdacchis
>>578920365
>>578919976When you think about it, a "sprinter" finishing top 5 in Arima and Kikukasho is honestly pretty crazy
Spinach fettuccine with bolognese sauce
>>578920251Tact a cute
>>578920454
I thinkI'm gonna go to the other side of the sea, bros
>>578920667Proceed
i like it when rickey goes \o/
Wind tits next soon!
>>578920667I don't want to lose another friend
>>578919462This is my wife
>>578920624
>>578920785You don't have any in the first place
>>578920785I'm not your friend
>>578920803
>>578912004wish Pandora everyday looks had this hair
>>578920880>>578920921
Why are we spamming the muscle girl
>>578920990
>>578921097JPniggers are attention whores who don't even play the game
>>578921061Dumb face
>>578921097we like her
Oh that's just V mad cause no one wanted to do ERP with him, he gets really upset over that so please bear with it until Umama gets back from the war
jpbabs better post their CM results next time if they want to keep posting here
>>578921227You have a dumb face
>>578921178
>>578920576What's the longest distance race that a winner of a sprint G1 has ever won in Japan?
nice thread globalkeks
Its simple really, we just need to accelerate faster
>>578921358Stoopid Booster
>>578921310The staygoldnigger does and he's a platless shitter who should fuck back to his thread
/uma/ i don't want to alarm you but there's only 65 image slots left and plenty of posts until bump limit, we gotta be careful this is crucial
>>578921368
>>578921486And yet Twin Turbo is the one who beat Rice Villain when it mattered most
Would you a granny
>>578921514just say something nice
>>578921563
Something tells me someone really wants to bake a new thread
All I want in life, is Aston Machan's thighs around my neck
>>578921514
>>578921607Maybe she is a hero…
https://x.com/oceannmann_/status/2092785042955411691>it's beautiful
>>578921731
now that I have my own finewhat the fuck is this bitch's problem? She's showing up on wit even less than fucking welfare bobo
>>578919462Tawake is too strong
next bread will have layers like a sandwich
>>578921839which umamusume is this
What are the chances we get two breads instead of one?
>>578921859Anyone who strikes Rice down or even attempts to strike her down is a hero in my book
>>578921507Love these images
>>578921935IT COMES
>>578921989I think 110%, and everyone will go to the good one like always
>>578921914>>578921929salted
>>578922046Define "good one"
>>578921989I hate dramaniggers so much
Thankfully next CM is mediumkino. I'm fucking tired with this trashy random mileslop
>>578922109The one that doesn't get deleted after a rule break
>>578921310They don't play the game
It's up
>>578921929Rotten breads will be cleaned up
>>578922174And which rules would that be?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxzBvqY5PP0
>>578921883does she look stupid on purpose?
>>578922094
>need fans>leave it for the last day of the deadline so I can buy more songs>last day>run hopeful stakes>10th>game over
>>578922232Rules 7, 8 and 9
>>578922232>>578922174>>578922109The one without a troll OP image and made from a non-ban-evading IP
>>578922037Would Daiwa let me sniff her ass and pussy in that position
>>578922297
>>578922312Don't you mean 6 7 weiiiiiiiiii
>>578922274
>>578922119They're the soul of /uma/
>>578910193absolutely not, you probably have enough statues to 4* her anyway, and even if you don't, it's not worth 3k carats
>>578922427>>578922274Interesting behaviour between trainer and trainee...
>>578922427>>578922427
bakersan make a quality topro OP so we can put dramakeks in their place
>Posting slop
>>578910628what do you need for a good junior/ early classic year? I just had 7 lowrolls in a row and figure maybe I'm just shit at the scenario.
>>578922619>Everyone hate you know who>Must be dramaHave some self-awareness lilbwo
Daiichi Ruby, Y/N?
what's so gentil about the donna
>>578909714>NOW I CAN ONLY SEE VODKA FUTA FUCKING DAISCAthat sounds like a (You) problem, that image never troubles me at all. Go watch the Gentildonna silhouette and be comforted
>>578922714>everyone I don't like is Vthe mirror is right there drochacho
>>578922605
>>578922773Her pussy
>>578922759?
>>578922759Palmer is right there Heilos
>>578922658>good junior15 TE is the bare minimum. If you're on a good run, then you also have either Wit Gain (Specialty Priority) or Power/Speed Gain (Event Chain) on top of the TEs>early classic year+2 SP as early as possible and hope you get +3 SP during the summer
>>578922216by whomst
>>578922801>Low reading comprehensionSad
flat uma chest on my face send post
>>578910968shouldn't it say "Prepared to Pass" instead of "Speed Star"?
>>578922773she is perfect in every way and I love her dearly
>>578922810
>>578911771no, it's easy>go to URA scenario>do a Bakushin career>only click guts instead of speedyou'll easily hit 1200+ guts
>>578922936StrangeI dont remember making this post
>>578922759cute filly
>>578922997
>>578922893>15 TE is the bare minimum. If you're on a good run, then you also have either Wit Gain (Specialty Priority) or Power/Speed Gain (Event Chain) on top of the TEsthere's no fucking way, I get 15 TE by close of junior year maybe one out of 5,7 runs
>>578922759Hell yeah
>>578923179
>>578923298ignore le gaslights
do you all wait to buy songs until just before the concert, or are you constantly buying skills and songs throughout the year? And if the latter, why? don't the songs not take effect until after the concert?
>>578923430You are supposed to buy throughout because the top effect applies immediately
>>578923373What did ruby mean by this?
>>578923430concert effects like TE and spec prio updates after concertstuff like + skill point gain and stats don't and are live update bonuses(it's bad game design)
>>578923385
>>578923417well, what's the truth then? What makes a good junior/early classic year?
>>578923492I'm not sure, Ruby's antics are confusing.
>>578923552MeI doYou don't.
>>578923298All decent runs you should at least be buying 3 songs and carrying one over. High chance of getting all 3 Friendship bonus songs
>>578923298>I get 15 TE by close of junior year maybe one out of 5,7 runsSomething's going wrong here then. What's your deck like? How do you balance friendships, rainbows, and Light Hello?
>>578923552buying 5 songs, including a mix of TE/spec prio and the +2sp songyour rainbows have also been all enabled and giving you stacks already
>>578923569
>>578923542last onefuck youi got more but im boredgentle wife
>>578923597>song carryoverthis is a meme
>>578923675sex
>>578923569>>578923492
>>578923294logotype a cute...
JPniggers really do need the rope.
I miss the times when this general only gaslit people using the Oguri smile pic
>>578923736Umamusume truely are mysterious beings, perhaps we may never fully understand them.
It's FB not TE
>schizo rantoh? you want more? deal
>>578923782I love this amagami uma
>>578923719how so? if you can't buy the song then song carry over is goodthe only brick is buying trainings but without enough to trigger a song because the progress gets reset after concert
>>5789237974 songs by end of Junior year is completely average, thoughbeit
>>578923714>ramonu and genti do the same final poseBest girls
guise please help why my uma stat low :((stop gasl;ighting me about 15 TE!!!!!!!!
>>578923492It's because she just can't leave her useless torena (me btw) alone
Smart Falcon? More like DUMB PIDGEON
>>578923719>Cheap classic year song>Pruning>BadOnly a meme if you do it Concert2-3 after getting the SP songs
>>578923782cute kancolle>>578923882>>578923985huh?
>>578923945See>>578923882
>>578923919Yeah it is, including the one you get for free at the start, that post was right after someone saying the carryover is a meme though
This stupid "700 Techniques" requireme t is gonna brick me, I am so fucked
>>578923891>>578923714
>>57892394515 TE does kinda nothing desu. The big gains happen after early senior when you buy the +10 TE songs to stack up 40+ TE.
>>578923985Shut the fuck up WHOREren
>>578924084>15 TE does kinda nothing desuthnaks anon i knew it, i should pick event chains instead
>>578924041No, not including the one you get for free4 songs after that
>>578924109Don't hate her just cause she's cute!
Machan wants toreina to have her scent imprinted on him.
>>578924070
Can anons here not do math and figure out what's better between 10% and a static +1 stat
>>578924213
Can we finish this bread before making a new one? Only one way to find out!
>>578924169spec prio is a thing. Big rainbow stacks make up for the missing 5-10 TE and builds bond better. It's not about "don't pick TE" but rather "hitting +15TE by early junior or get bricked" is too ambitous. I've had plenty of runs where I just focus the TE songs during late classic/early senior. The only non-negotiable is buying the 2 skill point song asap
This whole shit would've been solved if you just had a second parent
>>578924213demons appear beautiful to deceive you, while angels need not hide their true form. this explains why falco looks stupid as fuck 24/7
>>578924317Sure would be a shame if someone baked early...
>>578924245
>>578924234that's what we call marking your territory
Just a few more text posts /uma/!
I miss having 900R 375 image threads
>>578924070my elegant lady
>>578924382Some of us were not so lucky! Highroller!
Narita Top Ro
>>578924378>spec prio is a thingthanks anon im buying ONE song during junior lmao i'm on my way to a good junior/early classic year
>>578924049
>>578924402I wonder if it's someone she met during a race? Maybe a fan? That'd be problematic
Friendship Bonus and Training Effectiveness are not the same thing
>>578923821I could hear her yapping all day
>>5789236655 songs by early classic year? Because getting 5 songs in junior year is impossible.
>>578923949Ruby has to keep her trainer on lock down or a thieving cat (uma) will take him from her>image limit reachedNyoooooo my ruby NTR image...
>>578924485this but unironically
>>578924481stop being a self-sabotaging retard and use whatever you have anonyou don't need the slipstream pto thh rss groundwork exodia bullshit with 9* mile
are we the raped?
>>578924579You better post it next thread faggot
>>578924664>>578924664>>578924664Here's your new bread with a side of coffee
>>578924654It took me like 70 Ryans to get one with Speed and Mile!
>>578924689Delicious, thank you
I am the loved (forceful)
>>578924515In GL, it's actually Training Effectiveness but only for Friendship Training
>>578923430junior year i usually buy the first tech to see the first set of songs, then save up to spend in november because all the friendship songs dont have training bonuses and i can use the last few turns to get specific coins. every other semester i buy immediately.
DON'T LET BURGER POCKET BAKE
>>578920095It's basically Hachimi but a bit faster skip. The whole prediction bullshit kinda works for certain events (like Taiki's second one where it can end the chain), but it's the same logic behind this plugin https://github.com/datpham17903/EOP-Hachimi
