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Original drow ranger Edition

>What is /crpgg/?
This general is dedicated to the discussion of computer roleplaying games such as:
Arcanum, Baldur's Gate, Divinity: Original Sin, Dragon Age, Expeditions, Fallout, Icewind Dale, Jade Empire, Knights of the Old Republic, Mass Effect, Might and Magic, Neverwinter Nights, Pathfinder, Pillars of Eternity, Planescape: Torment, Shadowrun, Solasta, The Age of Decadence, Temple of Elemental Evil, Tyranny, Ultima, Underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40k: Dark Heresy, Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, and many others.

>Recommendations:
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>Thread Question
If you were a ranger, what kind of animal companion would you have?
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Is there a lore reason why xhe fucking hates Kibbellah so much? Like 90% of screenshots of the troon are him throwing a tantrum about Kibbles.
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I think we'll offend this guy if we don't end up arresting him
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>>578902808
you already know that it is because he hates straight men and anything that appeals to them, stop asking
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>>578902616
>If you were a ranger, what kind of animal companion would you have?
A broken-in foid
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>>578902808
Please go to Reddit and ask him personally.
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>>578902808
Dysphoria and mental illness actually.
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>>578902616
Rogue Trader needs a ranger class so we can have Lacerax pets.
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>>578902975
they literally made overseer as the pet class
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>>578902808
why don't you ask him you pussy
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zero company released
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>>578903085
How much of an rpg is it supposed to be?
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>>578902616
>TQ
a little bug, like a cute moth. Mostly she'd stay in my pocket to not get hurt. No bonuses or anything but a nice tickling feeling if she walks around on my hand or arm.
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Thoughts on her voice? Would you give her your strands?

https://files.catbox.moe/r7umey.ogg
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>>578903085
not a crpg
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>>578903139
They let little girls like you on the internet now?
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>>578903169
Hell yes. I love her voice. Owlcat made a great choice for her voice actor.
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>>578903169
I'm still not interested no matter how much you shill her voice. It is funny to see how mad it makes troons on Reddit though.
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Reminder Owlkek DOES take feedback from reddit. They did it with Expanse and changed the male VA. So if enough trannies cry about the Kroot they might change it.
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>>578903319
She's what, fourth or fifth on the beta feedback popularity poll? The people have spoken already and they won't change it because of a few troons over at reddit.
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kekekekekekek
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>>578903319
Luckily for you the troonster and the people that circlejerk him are a minority even among reddit
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>>578903169
I like her voice, one of the best VA choices so far together with Larry and Saro.
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>>578903319
yes thats why they made solomorne bland just for the reddit trannies
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I don't keep up with normie events but why was this event so hyped? they announced literally nothing? what am I missing?
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>>578903415
Hopefully this happens so he'll leave forever.
It's astounding how a Russian CRPG company managed to cultivate such a faggy tumblrite crowd.
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>>578903053
And it's shit aside from Raven for Psykers. The Dog is clunky and the Eagle falls off damage wise so hard after act 2 it's not even funny. Now it would've been cool if they made the Lacerax Jae gives you a unique pet for RT but Owlkek are too lazy for that.
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>>578903415
Lmao
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>>578903085
Not until tomorrow
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>>578903543
Have you actually played the Pathfinder games? No, it's not astounding at all. Besides, 40k is FILLED with those types for some reason
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>>578903415
What a faggot
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>>578903415
I'M BEGGING YOU OWLKEK I HATE XENOSHITTERS BUT MAKE THE ELF BITCH ROMANCABLE TO MAKE THIS TRANNY FUCK OFF
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I hate redditposters and what happened to this place
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>>578903541
It wasn't really hyped outside of a tiny group of people who feel starved for info and latched onto gamescom as the solution.
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>>578903541
Just the voice cast for the same old companions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWWCI8g9n70&t=1s
This is why they are back to crying over 1 redditor
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>>578903415
You have to go back
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>>578903415
does it play any other games than rt?
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>>578903796
>Epione and Ra'akhti on the cover of the youtube video
both are romances.
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>>578903779
Janny won't do anything unfortunately. I am convinced Filepng is just replying to himself over and over again.
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>>578903779
It's just a symptom of text message posting and thinking every board is /b/
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>>578903796
>This is why they are back to crying over 1 redditor
Because he's having a meltie. First of the Kroot's voice and now over the possibility that the DLC 4 companion might be a woman, even though the last 2 companions were guys.
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Imagine being epipen and losing the popularity race to a fucking bird
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>>578903959
and it's an incredibly fun melty at that. Such a lolcow
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>>578903987
The bird is cool, just terrible romance material
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>>578903959
Do not reply to me your trash. You posted this garbage last thread and now you are re-spamming it.
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It all comes back to Kibellah. She causes so much troon seethe it's honestly impressive.
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>>578903928
The janny here seems to take an active interest in managing /vg/ into decline. Been that way for a while.
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>>578903959
How big is your Toaster folder? Do you angrily jack off to his post? Can you record it and post it here???
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>>578902808
I have to wonder how these people react to the attractive male romance options also being the most popular ones. Like Tristian mogging the hell out of Regongar because he's a handsome pretty boy and not an ugly half-orc (and you don't have to engage in a cuck relationship either).
Like, being attracted to attractive people is the standard for everyone, not just men.
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Waifufags must be really desperate freaks if they're more willing to fuck a bird than a black woman like Epione or a beautiful, older woman like Aspyce.
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>>578904112
Her key art here is much better than her in game portrait honestly
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>>578904157
There's not just 1 janny, just the one for us only cares if you spam the hard R or if you try to use Manfaggot's name.
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>>578904257
Waifufags prefer the old hag, don't let this echo chamber general gaslight you into thinking otherwise
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>>578904257
I'm holding out for Discordance. Maybe Hypatia too, waiting for her portrait art.
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>>578904257
For me its either Ra'akhti or Discordance. Maybe Hypatia, but that's it.
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Pitch to me
the ultimate crpg
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I'd like a wholesome female bonesinger romance where you help her overcome trauma from processional. But I won't get my hopes up. It will likely either be a male or nonromancable
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>>578904112
Isn't she bi? They can live out their lesbo fantasies with her so why does she piss them off so much.
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>>578904597
What's so wrong with the processional?
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>>578904257
Problem is not that a young white-coded kroot is getting attention. Good for her. Problem is that once again the black woman romance will be dead last. That is not on Owlcat. That is on men.
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>>578903137
Character creation, party leveling and class selection, custom party members, and we know that there is some amount of choices since you have quests that can fail and presumably that could lead to branching narrative.

There's also the fire emblem style affinity where people who work together work together better the more they do it, and the opposite.

But none of these necessarily mean there is actual choice and consequence and branching narrative that are necessary to be a true crpg. It very well may just be xcom in star wars. Which is a fine game and I'm excited, but the rpg elements might be shallow.
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>>578904257
>black

Gross.
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>>578904620
Because she's first and foremost meant to appeal to men
And in the Troonster's case, female RTs don't have a child ending with Kibellah, not even an adopted one, and that really pissed him off
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>>578904675
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It's time to stop
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>>578904620
No because she's "clearly" written for straight males.
That's their reasoning.
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>oh uh, yeah, hey there Chief...
>don't worry about my squad getting into position behind cover, standard negotiating procedure
Also I'm pissed that Scotchmo only has skills that others in my team have already covered, but his massive Luck and mastery of the shotgun for sure has me wanting to keep him.
Of course, the next opportunity someone has to join I'll almost certainly have to decide to take them or not, and if I do, to ditch Scotchmo or Ralphy (Angela's staying, probably) without even seeing what the newcomer's all about.

That's one thing JA3 did really well. Unlimited people on screen, as long as they're organized in squads of 6(?) or less. And you can have as many squads as you want on a screen. So someone new joins as their own squad, and you can recombine as you see fit. That was a solid team-management implementation.
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>>578904807
>"clearly"
And they're right, she obviously is, and there's nothing wrong with it
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>>578904659
There is a chaos corrupted craftworld around there iirc, maybe she was stuck behind somewhere strandend in the ship graveyard.
Processional also has warp shit going on.
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not bothering with zero company if you can't join the villains
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>>578904597
fucking based anon
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>>578904112
Kibbles supremacy
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>>578904112
post this on reddit I dare you kibelards. you have a account
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>>578904112
How much of your waking thoughts are preoccupied with transgender folks, would you say?
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>>578905020
why would you ask kibellahtards so post an image insulting their waifu? dumb esl
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>>578904891
Thanks for letting us know, I know we were all on the edges of our seats.
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>>578904672
The regular screencapping redditor is already fucking embarrassing but a second faggot trying to jump on it for more attention is even more embarrassing
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>>578905115
>insulting
This is a plus to them. They NEED to trigger their nemesis
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Going back to true love points questions, is there anything integry in that regard during chapter one for Jimmy or is making basically any choice up to that point fine?
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>>578905229
It's multiple people doing it, I would know because I've done it too (not in this thread, or the previous one, though)
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It's very funny to me how there's one anon who is clearly sucking Troonsters cock here.
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AAAHHH GARRUS'S_WHITTLE_KITTEN14 SAID JACK SHOULD HAVE BEEN BI. TRANNY TROON TROON!
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What if we talked about nice things?
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>>578902808
Here's the reason
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>>578905443
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>578905339
begging you to find a more productive hobby than going on reddit to screencap a redditor reacting to owlcat nothingburgers so you can report back to your 4chan "friends"
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This is why Kibleards should have won the most annoying waifufag poll
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>>578905443
I think that the people that complained about not being able to knock up their waifu wanted THEIR waifu to get that ending, not a new character
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>>578904849
This fucking guy... Yeah, Arizona's better without him. Casey James showed remorse, is clearly fighting back, and his people are eating dust. The Rangers are calling for the peaceful transfer of power from Kekkahbah's bleeding corpse to Mayor Casey James. In the name of John Henry, may he reign "all the live-long day."
Also the gods of Postno ordained it.
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>>578905443
Please tell me Owlcat doesn't listen to these mentally ill loons
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Hagchads will win I'm afraid
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>>578905579
they don't you fucking retard.
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>>578905305
No, there are no true love points for him in act 1. Only in act 2, 3 and 4.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvpfUOo2V00
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>"Predators live by the prey they pursue, this time the predator's me!"
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>>578905648
I prefer her fixed version and not her tranny version

but it's okay anon, I know all aspycefags are actual tranny dick sucking faggots
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>>578905741
Buy an ad
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Who was the last hag romance? Does such a thing even exist? Pretty sure every romancable woman has been in the 20s age range. I guess you can count Jae but it's Jae, nobody romances her.
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>>578905715
Alright thanks just wanted to make sure so I didn't pursue when I was already screwed
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Can someone inform this fuck that 2 women cant make a baby
>arue
demon cock magic
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>>578905648
can we argue about Asypce being ugly instead
>>578905680
what are you talking about
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>>578905648
Disgusting looking tranny.
>>578905760
Better. More true to form.
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>>578905775
Galfrey, depending on how much mental age you give her
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>>578905807

>demon KEK magic

female and tranny protagonists get cucked by arue

just a fact
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>>578905807
her banter discussing the possible race of your children with nenio is male only btw
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>>578905560
I didn't think about people not being on board, I'm glad Angela's down with this Special Election, I'd hate to lose her.
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>>578905775
Cassandra is in her late 30s in DAI. Around 38 IIRC
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>>578905648
We will! Dark Heresy will be a game for hag (Aspyce) and maybe grandpa (Larry) enjoyers too.
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>>578905916
>Angela Deth
Man, her fate in Wasteland 3 felt so good. Bitch.
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>>578905916
I like that you are the only person playing a crpg and not crying about romance
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>>578903415
Please God, let it be a female elf and make the female elf romancable cause the meltdown from troonster would be so fucking funny.
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>>578906030
>Wasteland 3
Worth playing?
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>>578903085
Can you play as jedi?
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>>578906230
Yeah it's fucking excellent. My favorite in the series personally.
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Fuck everyone who responds to the off topic AI drivel that is posted to derail the thread
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>>578906308
Will start tonight, might even post it here so there's something other than reddit gossip.
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>>578906230
NTA but very much so. Might require some setting of expectation though as the writing is juvenile, great game is nonetheless.
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>>578905916
Ah shit, we lose Ralphy though. I'm not sure how much I care. I was a bit invested in him leaving his shit home and making a life with the Rangers.
Dang. I'm not sure now. Well, I did it, so I'm running with it. It's still probably the right thing, Kekkahbah's clearly the bad guy here.
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>>578905680
>>578905868
>>578906040
>>578906238
>>578906361
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>>578906369
as if screenshots didn't do that first
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>>578906373
I recommend going mostly custom crew over the general companions. The companions are so spread out in the game that they're really not worth investing in compared to your own boys.
James Shu is based though
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>>578905904
thats unfortunate
for them anyway
I only play male fighters with modded in claws
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>>578906510
I meant Marshal Kwon.
Not sure where I got Shu from.
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>>578906230
I loved it, but quite honestly I think I'm enjoying 2 more, overall. 3 is fun though yeah.
Bits of advice: you want a team of specialists, try to minimize overlap (but don't get autistic about it, unless you want to, it is kind of enjoyable and I restarted about 3 times as I realized how I wanted people to specialize, but it's not essential, you'll just miss some checks)
There are pre-made starting pairs, but there's no reactivity at all (or I think I've heard that there's one throw-away line somewhere). Feel free to make your own starting-2 from scratch.
I disagree with anon about companions, take as many story companions as you can, but that's my general motto for crpgs, I can't imagine playing merc-only for a first playthrough of any game, feels cheap.
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How will RT introduce an Exodite companion to us early game? A lot of people presume she will be trapped in the Processional but people hate late game companions. Even Ulfar is too late for people,
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I have to say that the namefag dickrider has the funniest meltdowns
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>>578907091
He's also a Troonster dickrider apparently.
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And Serpent in the Staglands is done. The game was a lot shorter than I expected. Most of the play time went into exploring and looking for leads for the main story. Once I found it, there wasn't much of the game left. Due to me not really knowing what I was doing, I'm not sure how much I missed. I did not suspect that Octavian was my son until it was revealed by him. I was also hoping to get to meet the Wandering Lady, but since she was dead for the entire game, I guess that wouldn't be possible and it also explains the natives not being very keen on me. I never figured out the map I got from the natives. Was it a red herring or can you actually get to the location?

Sadly, Margareta gave her life in the final battle. It played out like a Benny Hill skit with Ruxandra leading a cluster of enemies in a circle while the rest of the party bashed one enemy at a time into the ground.

All in all, I had fun and would definitely recommend the game! I'm looking forward to Banquet for Fools and hope the save game import works.
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>>578907062
You find coordinates to her planet and establish first contact with them

storyline is that her family joined up with corsairs and never returned and now her planet is being corrupted by Sai'lanthresh but only her family knows how to repair the world spirit

you can marry her and become accepted among the exodites

trust the plan
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>>578907212
Thanks for posting parts of your playthrough. Serpent in the Staglands is cool .
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>>578907308
That sounds like the Cyberpunk 2077 Panam romance Nomad route.
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>>578905807
They can just adopt, I can see where the tranny is coming from with the seething, there is really no reason not to include it. ESPECIALLY when Solobore is forced to adopt kids, he can't have biological children with your femRT
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>>578907308
if its male will you kill yourself
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>>578907212
Nice, looking forward to seeing how BfF goes. It's been on my list ever since the demo
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>>578907597
I don't get why you are doing this, only spamming the N word gets you in trouble
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>>578907471
People grow children in bio vats in 40k. What is this adoption crap.
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>>578907774
Ok, then you can just grow the children in bio vats or whatever, my point is the same
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>>578907774
Hypatia's romance
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>>578907964
That's the "crazy" part.
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Every heterosexual romance should end with a big happy family
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>>578907320
My pleasure! It's definitely a very unique game that forces you to infer what to do next and use your brain to get things moving forward.

>>578907580
Yeah. I have heard good things, but I'm deliberately trying to go in as blind as possible to get the unbiased experience.
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>>578908127
funny how all the straight only romances in owlcat games deny you just that
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GrokGeminiGPT, summarize what this anon is rambling about and what could be their intent
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there we go anons

from ugly ass korean grandpa to tolerable kpop faggot
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My favorite breeder
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>>578908289
He's angry because people aren't sucking namefag and troonster cock.
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>>578908401
ewww
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@grok, give me an analysis of pasqal's toaster's opinions
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>>578908447
Hey anon, if your tranny brain likes ugly ass men then that's okay, I accept you
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>>578908476
Can you generate a text about anon's obsession with breeding
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>>578908401
>turned his lho-stick into a lollipop
eh
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>>578908409
Here's mine
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>>578908570
Are you the eldarfag who wants tau femboys
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>>578908742
No cuz tau are ugly asf
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>>578908764
Not what I asked for!! Awful bot
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Can you at least make your daily melties about crpgs
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>>578908742
Would gladly take that.
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>>578908401
Somehow this makes him look less attractive.
He also didn't look like a grandpa before this "upgrade".
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>>578909005
faggot
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>>578909005
this is your waifu anon

the only race with beauty and grace are Aeldari
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>>578909083
There's literally nothing masculine about the pic though. That looks like a guy to you? Nah, femboys are straight.
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I called that Laarthyr was Pasqal but I was disbelieved
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>>578909159
there's plenty of tau female porn, why do you gravitate towards the male femboy kind?
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>>578909104
As always fanon > canon
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>>578909303
Because he's a closeted faggot
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>>578909279
Everyone thought it was Jimmy
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>>578909081
>He was more attractive before
>He also didn't look like a grandpa before this "upgrade".
LMAOO

it's okay anon you can just say you're a faggot
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>>578909303
Most of it isn't good and paradoxically the men look more feminine than the women in these art forms.
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>>578909451
he looks good, probably my new husbando
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>>578909447
We knew he was being demoted
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>>578908476
That was enlightening and I would love to talk about what you brought up at another time and place, but can you please stay on the topic of sea RPGs?
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How old is Touma supposed to be? Do we have any hints in the beta?
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>>578909881
He's been an interrogator for about 20 or so years before getting demoted, so he's definitely in his 40s.
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>>578909881
I don't think so. He was superior though and age is impossible to tell in this setting
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>>578909960
Ahh that fits. He doesn't look 40 to me but they can live longer blah blah
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>>578910187
Touma is missing his legs I don't know how that affects his height AIschizo
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>>578907308
>eldarboo storyline
Finally, a waifufag plot for me.
Dia duit, or hello; as you filthy monkeigh say in low gothic.
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I want to sniff Exodite butthole
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Maybe it's because I'm 3 beers in but I can't make any sense of this babble
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>>578910472
>Froggy, before logging off forever,
No it can't be.... I miss him so much
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Why don't you all just play sims...and craft your own waifu you can breed
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>>578910616
Its just random AI gibberish. I think he's trying to prove janny doesn't care about off-topic posts
>>578910669
I have said this 5000 times!
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Sooooo, what did we think, /crpgg/?
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>>578910715
but who's Paul Graham? is that the guy who invented the Graham crackers lol
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>>578910857
I want to eat Discordance’s asshole
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This /crpgg/ thread on /vg/ is the ongoing Computer Roleplaying Games General, OP'd with the classic list of CRPGs (Baldur's Gate, Pathfinder, Rogue Trader, Underrail, etc.) plus the TQ about ranger animal companions. It is firmly on-topic for the board and the general's stated purpose.
The bulk of the discussion centers on Owlcat's Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader. Anons trade opinions on companion voice acting (especially the Kroot and others), romance options, pet classes like Overseer versus desired Lacerax pets, beta feedback polls, and upcoming DLC companions. Screenshots, audio clips, and image macros of characters like Kibellah appear frequently. Side talk covers Zero Company release timing and whether it counts as a CRPG at all.
Culture-war detours are constant and explicit: repeated mocking of a specific Reddit poster ("the troon," "Kibbles hater"), accusations of dysphoria, claims that Owlcat bows to Reddit feedback on VAs or romance flags, and calls for the company to make certain characters fuckable purely to trigger that crowd. This is pure 4chan flavor—slurs, seethe, and shitposting—but it stays tethered to the game’s design, casting, and community reception rather than pure off-topic derailment. Answers to the TQ range from serious (moths, Lacerax) to pure edge ("a broken-in foid").
Overall the thread functions exactly as a /crpgg/ general should: game discussion, recommendations, complaints about mechanics and writing, plus the inevitable toxic meta about who gets to enjoy the games. No major off-topic flood; the Reddit drama is treated as part of the Rogue Trader discourse. Classic /vg/ general energy—horny, hateful, and still about the CRPGs.
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>>578910857
I want to fuck and marry an exodite princess
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>>578908401
>korean
Touma Ortanen is a middle aged Finnish man with aspergers.
Did you think the shadow side was him activating his sharingan, or some shit? No! It's him having a autistic meltdown over Ra'akhti eating all the chicken tendies.
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>>578910948
>classic list of CRPGs (Baldur's Gate, Pathfinder, Rogue Trader, Underrail, etc.
one of these is not like the others...
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>>578907212
>I would definitely recommend the game!
You would? I wouldn't recommend it to anyone, to be quite honest with you. No matter the reasons, Serpent in the Staglands is the epitome of wasted potential.

The story starts interesting, the climax is great, and then it collapses at the end in such a fashion that it undoes everything good before it. Getting chastised by actions outside of your control in a RPG and being forced into a specific ending didn't upset you?
Bandit lives matter, really? Where were the options to spare them? You can't just leave and avoid all of those encounters, are you supposed to test every encounter in the game to see which ones you can leave or ignore?
Not being nice to your daughter when there are no dialog options to be nice to her? If there are no options to be nice to her you shouldn't be criticized for it and it shouldn't count towards the ending.
Octavian claimed I soul bounded multiple people during my playthrough when I did no such thing, not to mention the destruction of a town. What town, what soul bounded person? Literally didn't happen.

Quests and how to resolve them are very simple. The game has all the tools to provide several different ways to complete objectives and uses none of them for the most part.
SitS claims it's a no hand-holding hardcore RPG but has no idea how to make a game of such a fashion. There are multiple threads in the game that no hand-holding hardcore RPG players take notice, follow, and there's nothing by the end of it.
To name a few: the translation of runes in the world, for example. People asking for aid like that sick NPC in the first town, you being able to provide it, and nothing happening.

Bugs, bugs and typos everywhere. My ending was bugged, and I couldn't get the alternative ending with the bloodless or whatever they are called because it was also bugged.
And many, many more reasons I've forgotten by now. I wouldn't recommend SitS to anyone.
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>>578907091
remember when you thought that was the namefag because he typed more than 100 words in a post
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>>578910992
>Did you think the shadow side was him activating his sharingan, or some shit
yes I do!
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>>578910992
If it looks like a chink then it is a chink
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>>578910669
Not to worry, I have 500 tabs of sims 4 uh, CC open on my other monitor.
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>>578911234
Not really no
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A Thing of Beauty
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>>578911234
another dickrider
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>>578911304
yeah well that happened I remember it
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>>578911372
In the shadow of the valley….I would like to settle down…
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>>578911401
it's just funny how bad you people are at distinguishing different posters
>>578911219
another novel, must be the namefag
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>>578911372
>>578911442
It's a sin, my darling, how I love youuu...
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What the fuck is wrong with the general tonight? It's like I opened up /bgg/...
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>>578911570
Play it again…Johnny guitar…
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>>578911553
>>578911569
you lost dickrider
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>>578911574
>tonight
it's like that every night
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>>578911574
It’s very soon full moon. Tomorrow.
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>>578911553
Now this will get you banned, you can't use HIS name
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I was fucking wondering why there were filtered posts, what the actual fuck is that freak doing here??
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>>578911636
looking forward to your next "thank you me" post
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>>578911574
anons had a mental breakdown from gamescom
>>578911869
he's been here
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>>578911869
He got angry people werent bowing down to suck namefag and reddit dick.
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>>578911259
Let me tell you about finno-ugric archaeogenetics.
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>>578911932
after you praise his off topic essays!
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>>578911574
everyone is hyped for zero company
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>>578905443
>Pasqal can post bigotry targeting sensitive young male gamers
>If I do the reverse I get permad
really makes you think
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>>578911732
Did he kill you yet or did you hit the AI prompt limit
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>>578908606
>>578908409
we need to separate the superior breeders from the mere waifus
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>>578912220
This says a lot about society
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Meds would save this general
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>>578912274
already done >>578909894
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>>578909894
Arue's ending is gender neutral and ambiguous. She should be removed.
Cleo has kids in the exile ending.
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>>578912346
why do you want to be a lesbian so badly
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>>578912453
You lost bro, move on
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Alright, I'm out. The mental illness is /bgg/ tier
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>>578912634
Those exercises actually train you to be angry
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Which class is meta for shitpost performance?
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Dommy futa mommy when?
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>>578912747
I'll see you at the begining friend.
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>>578913128
Futa is gayer than femboy
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>>578909894
We need to breed Cassia over and over again until she gives birth to a fully functional navigator by pure fluke. The von Valancius coffers can bear the cost of centuries of rejuvenat treatments.
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>>578912952
I'm the only "me" we need.
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>>578911574
>>578911869
>>578912747
>"What the fuck is wrong with this place tonight?" AnonA asked. It's almost as bad as that place he once knew, that place he left when things started getting real bad. "And what the fuck is that freak doing here?" He didn't need to name the target of his ire. Everyone understood. "He's been here..." AnonB remarked with resignation in his voice. "Cheer up guys, Zero Company is releasing tomorrow!" AnonC chirped. Nobody really liked AnonC, or even Star Wars for that matter, not after what The Rise of Skywalker did to the IP. "Alright, I'm out," AnonA said angrily. It was another peaceful night in /crpgg/.
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>>578913314
manfag is a troon, failed this larp!!
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>>578913128
Dommy is a gayer than futa
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>>578913453
I’m exclusively referring to 2D, by the way, Mr reddit post spammer
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I am not going to watch tomorrow's gamescom but I do want to see the Dragon Dogma 2 stuff
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In the morning he is a respected doctor, in the night he turns into the deranged shitposter.
Only in theaters.
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>>578913314
The namefag would never say that. Who are you?
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>>578913705
>Dragon Dogma 2 stuff
It will have snow themed reskins of old stuff
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>>578913882
but I thought it dark arisen 2!
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>>578913861
>I know that most of my female followers must have mixed feelings about me
lmao
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>>578913646
It's not about good person or bad person, it's about biological consequences
Killing hookers in GTA is calmly sitting on the couch pushing buttons. It doesn't raise your heart rate or release adrenaline
Getting physically violent with a pillow or throwing ice cubes is different because it has immediate physiological effects.
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>>578913128
Make a mod for Nocticula or Evil Arue
homo
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>>578912553
he'd rather kys before admitting it I'm afraid
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>>578913995
Maybe you will enjoy killing marked mobs that will drop random loot
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>>578914224
What.
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Did someone make a spambot
It’d tie this general for the worst one I’ve ever been in
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Good thread
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this all started because you retards can't help yourselves and need to give the reddit reposter 10 (you)s
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>>578914414
talk about how you have 2 businesses, have a genius iq and are richer than every anon
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>>578909894
morrigan should be kicked down a tier
sure she gives you kids, but she's still a whore
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>>578914747
Morrigan is still loyal to you even while you're gone in cisquisition, try again
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>>578914407
its kinda crazy, he's been doing for hours now
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>>578914868
>I just want to hold hands
Ha gay
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>>578914767
No one has as many friends as the man with many cheeses!
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>>578909894
>leliana
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>>578914856
He did the same thing yesterday
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Alright let's go
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>>578915097
Not this bad
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>>578915143
Yup
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>>578915196
>Goat Killer
Hehhehehehehehhehehehehhe
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>>578914970
why did you bimbofied Minthara?
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>>578913828
Little did those closest to Anon Anonson, devoted family man and professionally successful accountant, know that he devoted his evenings to publishing a disjointed mass shooter manifesto on the computer roleplaying game general on 4chan's /vg/ board. One post at a time.
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>>578913453
True, this is why trannies are superior to women.
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>>578914868
I believe its you
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Your falseflagging is really obvious, and I don't just mean the name. Try harder, African.
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>>578915073
what's wrong with her?
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I find it very curious that racism is insta banned here but such vlatsnt off topic shitposting is allowed to stay.
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>>578915891
Mintharafag has used the enormous wealth furnished from his business ventures to pay off the janny of /vg/.
Alternatively he has used the enormous weight furnished from kebab calzones and sat on the janny of /vg/.
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>>578915891
Janny positions have been captured by people for whom racism is life's greatest crime, and diminishing 4chan's userbase is a goal. The gamingcirclejerk subreddit used to have threads funneling people here every time the janny recruitment message went up. This place has been on managed decline for a long time.
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Damnit Owlcat, quit edging me with Hypatia.
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>>578915891
why he didn't spam slurs this time
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Who broke these buffoons?
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>>578916261
>>578916352
Explains why I got banned for calling /vg/ the SEAmonkey board once. Watch it happen again now, with no heed being paid to the shitposter.
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Dommy mommy Hypatia with big futa cock
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>>578915068
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>>578916774
you don't have a wife fake, you just play games all day long
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>>578917002
im a stick, sorry
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>>578917162
no elf pussy for you then
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Does magos outrank an inquisition acolyte?
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>>578915143
I mean I'm not going to bother reporting 30 posts in the off chance that gets the place cleaner for "I want to eat the kroot's asshole" posts
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>>578917285
Yes and no.
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>>578917285
not the same faction
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>>578917305
I’ll take 30 asshole eaters over just outright reddit copy paste spam
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>>578905648
We always do.

Except if it's Chakwas, Samara, Ydwin, Jaheira bg3, or the plethora of other times we didn't. But still pretty good.
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>>578917526
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>>578917526
You hagfuckers only want the 300 yo hag who conveniently still looks 30 because of magic/genetics/technology
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>>578917526
This is your funniest post >>578914868
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>>578917305
It doesn't matter, I have it on good authority that someone already did it for you. Nothing though. It's the same guy that was doing the thesaurus spam yesterday because he was mad he couldn't read, he's just copy pasting from reddit now. There's a core group of discord zoomers here that legitimately hate the idea of any single thread on any single board being something other than /b/ or their group text.

But that never gets cleaned up, so yeah, maybe you have it right and nobody should bother reporting anything anymore.
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>>578917471
It’s actually super easy to mentally model progressive thought. Just imagine you really want to be seen as a good person and you lack the moral courage to consider 2nd and 3rd order consequences if doing so might make you look like a bad person
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>>578917907
If you go to the vg archives you’ll see things get deleted constantly, its just that this is deemed insignificant because /vg/ is first and foremost a subhuman gacha board
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>>578917471
Beef prices have skyrocketed as supply has been severely diminished over the last decade. There is a direct conflict of interest between the consumer and the farmers. Lowering prices for the consumer comes at the expense of the farmers here at home. Trump does this and people accuse him of betraying the farmers.

They have spent years decrying his protectionist trade policies as harmful to the consumer, prices being driven up by tariffs. As early as last week the headlines were about how ridiculous the trade situation has gotten with Canada. Trump was betraying consumers way back then.

Some of it is dishonest political hacks who simply hate Trump, but those attacks wouldn’t land if there weren’t so many “Bernie bro” type thinkers out there.
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>>578905775
Galfrey is physically young but she's been taking sun orchid elixirs for 100 years.

Minthara is about 250 when you meet her. Viconia is also much older than Gorion's Ward.

In swtor, you meet Lana Beniko when she is 35 years old, and if you're one of the prodigy jedi students you could easily be like half that at that time.

Cassandra from Dragon Age was on the older side.

Arue is technically older since she's an outsider but that plays no real role in her characterization.

Sarah Morgan from Starfield is like 40+ since she was an officer in the first war, and to be an officer you'd have to be older than a fresh recruit, and the war was like 19 years ago.

Funny how often this comes up >>541869821
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>>578918119
why did you take your name off
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Why do you think a vagina is shaped that way?
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>>578918163
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>>578918163
Lana is the perfect rebound from Zash. Sarah Morgan seems like they didn't communicate about her story, she isn't portrayed as old as she'd have to be. Half the writers thought the war just ended right as the game starts.
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Bunch of congenitally microcephalic sub-saharan subhumans, the lot of you.
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>>578918163
Thank you for being a consistent good poster and posting good posts that are related to video games, you are an oasis after traveling tens of miles
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The 5% of the time one of you posts something half worth reading isn't worth it, it's time to move on. 4chan died ten years ago.
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I’m gonna go jerk off i Guess
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what is going on
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>>578918770
Women dont owe u sex chud
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>>578918786
Move on to where RETARD
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>>578918868
namegfag is shitting up the general nothing new
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>>578917907
>he's just copy pasting from reddit now.
or twitter apparently
I hope it's a bot and not someone actually wasting time that way
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>>578918989
Shock, horror, some would say abject fright.
Rpgcodex.
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>>578919215
I already lurk there
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>>578919360
reddit would instaban you for being obnoxious and spamming
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>>578919117
If you'd ever experienced gw2g you wouldn't hope for a bot
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>>578906298
There is one jedi padawan as an optional recruitable crew member, but the player character is a regular person.

Not having a jedi focus is totally fine imo though.

>>578917678
Sure, elves for example do the whole 300 years but look 30 thing. But I also like human women who look their age.

Lana and Chakwas are bad examples since they both use the same hot character model as every other npc, but they at least tried giving them a few facial features to represent that they're older and I personally like them a lot.

And you know Minthara is older since in your interactions she talks about Viconia leaving Menzoberranzan left an impression on her when she was a child. Viconia was exiled in the 1290's and bg3 takes place in 1492. To have witnessed Viconia's exile, Minthara needs to be at least 200 years old. And Emma Gregory does a good older woman.
I love Minthara so much.

>>578918770
There's some weird shitposting happening right now but may as well continue doing what we love: discussing videogames.
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>>578919559
Our resident toilet-cleaning savant could always start a personal subreddit.
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>>578919531
Yes, and there are none near me. At least in the middle ages there was a good bath house in almost every town with a river
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>>578919704
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What did I miss guys?
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>>578919713
No one would visit his subreddit that's why he spams his autism here
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>>578919885
Shitpost false flagging from the usual suspects, and exactly zero CRPG discussion.
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>>578917471
I don't know why you're getting political responses to this, its not unusual to find reddit cringe without considering it "leftist" though it is also cringily left leaning.

I agree with you, I'd rather stupid shitposts about kroot or whatever the fuck else, even the low IQ cuck posts, over reddit, twitter or BG3 posts.
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I wanna smooch her.
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>>578919083
i had an ex with really large breasts despite being small in stature
i told her to do back exercises to lessen the stress on her back
she didn't want to
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>>578920252
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>>578920368
is this another ai post or are you for real
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How come no CRPG has had a trap romance despite us now living in an incredibly faggy world
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>>578920640
because traps aren't real
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>>578920729
Perfect chance for games then.
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>>578920783
dragons are real for a fantasy world but traps don't fit in the same way
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>>578919704
Shadowheart is in her 40s as well
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>>578920765
I think somewhere around 200k a year you would get dramatic diminishing returns on quality of life per additional dollar.
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>>578919704
minthara is 150 your headcanon is NOT fact
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>>578920640
best you'll get is twinks likes daeran
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I sincerely hope that dark heresy allows us to levy a charge of extremis diabolus against that creature Greyfax and shoot her into a sun.
Gosh, I hate her.
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>>578921000
nobody thinks of her as a hag
she's mentally 25
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>>578921426
for?
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>>578920081
>BG3 out of nowhere
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Hmm, what could possibly be up this ladder? It's a mystery.

Never had so much trouble walking to Rail Crossing before. Should have just taken the train honestly, wasn't able to clear many maps on my way there.
Speaking from experience, Expert is a good introduction to DOMINATING now, it was far too easy before. 50% NPC health modifier doesn't sound like much but it makes a big difference.
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Hello fellow flesh monkeighs how are we doing tonight
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>>578922149
Yrliet
Shit's bad
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>>578920025
>roomy at the toes
Ugly
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>>578921761
>My friends
Population: zero
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>>578922105
I believe this
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>>578922149
Discordance
It's a terrible night
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>>578921225
>if i act young i am young!
cope of those on their way out, unc
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>>578922546
How long are you to do this
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>>578922546
namefag what the FUCK are you talking about
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>>578922467
>It's a terrible night
True, I had hoped for actual news about the DLC
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>>578922149
I don't got no crapogre waify.
If only you knew how bad things really were.
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>>578922149
JRPG waifus are just superior to CRPG waifus by simple fact that their hymen is intact
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@grok, give me a scathing critique of rogue trader that has a section dedicated to yrliet
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>>578921601
Everyone with even a tiny dollop of taste knows BG3 is reddit
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>three hours off this shit
Certifiably cretinous behavior.
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I don't know why the thread is being polluted so much lately
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>>578923254
>off
Excuse me? Did you mean to say "of" you illiterate monkey?
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>>578923312
There's a discord, has to be.
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Your parasite is spamming /bgg/ with off-topic garbage, can you take it back please?
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>>578923604
YOUR namefag is spamming off-topic garbage here so why don't you take him back?
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>>578923467
When did remarking on minor spelling errors go from widely mocked to a staple of super serious 4chan discourse?
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>>578919704
> but the player character is a regular person.
Lame gay ass shit
> Not having a jedi focus is totally fine imo though.
No. Every this that is not about jedi is pure slop and nobody likes it. Proven by time
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>>578923773
No one's having super serious discourse, someone is spamming nonsense paragraphs
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>>578923592
Word of warning: Too much of a good thing can be a bad thing, that is, do not blend stem cell samples from a mother with the stem cells of any of her daughters in the hopes of getting a greater healing benefit. All you will do is heuristically blend their distinct hash signals and this will cause both sets of stem cells to fail; worse it may result in a rejection within the patient, regardless of the patient's birth gender.
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>>578923728
This
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caster son or martial daughter?
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>>578924082
Cast finger of death on me, caster son.
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>>578924001
Therefore, gentlemen if your mother should pass then above all you should desire to father at least one daughter, because within her spine may lie the answer to your improved health and longevity. Moreover, cursed are you if you should torture her/them in an effort to achieve this healing: one sample MDs, and one sample only.
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>>578924082
is the daughter romanceable?
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>>578923954
>nonsense paragraphs
namefag is showing us some of the best content from reddit and twitter show some taste monkey
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>>578924168
No.
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>>578924082
Caster son will be a wizard incel
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No eating was allowed until Genghis Khan entered the tent at which every son who had been invited was required to stand and lift his right leg to show they were all chained together. It was usually the case that the youngest would pull hard, and all the sons would fall. Then the tent was filled with laughter, but this mirth covered up a deep hatred that existed between father and son. It was irrelevant if the son was the child of a wife or not, although this did determine their proximity to their father. The women did not ever eat with them at these family meals; however, it was common for the households to decide for themselves if their wives and daughters could join them and their sons, or if they would eat separately afterwards. The sons' release came only after Genghis Khan had left the tent. To not arrive was to risk being killed, the one exception is if your wife was to give birth within a month's time, as it was understood that the father might need to physically protect her and his offspring, gender regardless, from an 'untimely but totally accidental death'.
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this general is so much better now that there are so many senteces
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>>578923954
I have neither the inclination nor the energy to start reddit-fighting with you over this, God knows there's enough reddit regurgitation going on. But you know perfectly well what I mean.
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I am not an expert in fisheries, but I hope this comment may help, especially when verified by such an individual. Let the patterns of the marine life there in the water show you the location of the mines. Fish swim away and avoid these depths and locations, these schools are unlike people who when IDEs are placed aside the routes their populace takes, the humans either ignoring the danger or unable to secure a safer route. Lastly, please allow the natives in Alaska to migrate their dying salmon back to the ocean so they are not asphixiated after their adult bodies have acclimated to the aerobic benefits gained by swimming in saline waters. I hope they can teach them to swim inland, reproduce, and then exit back to the ocean. The salmon have learned only one half of their annual journey. To transport them safely for the return trip place them in ocean water, not fresh and definitely not tap water meant for human consumptio
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imagine if each of these copypasted novels were a reddit screencap instead
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We could just have neither
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Dommy mommy romance when?
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Cuckposting was better than this. At least it was about the games.
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this is probably the worst thread
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>>578924623
Aspyce sugar mommy romance coming to a gaming platform near you Q2 2027.
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>>578924390
I believe that the burning bush that Moses saw is a female light-berry plant of the same type we grow on Orion. If it has berries here, unlikely as it is a bivalent plant, its 'berries' are not safe for human consumption; however, if birds of the air flock to consume every last one, they may be angel in disguise. There is no propogating of this plant without its other gendered version. Moreover, without its mate the mold that almost destroyed all of them on Orion 1, cannot grow on it nor its branches. Currently there group of Greek Orthodox Monks who tend to it and provide it protection.
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>>578924821
>aspyce
>dommy mommy
more like cuckie auntie
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>>578924678
Anything is better than rock bottom. That's the definition of rock bottom. Weird that you'd mention something also very bad but not quite rock bottom though.
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I'm typing all these up from scratch by the way. What's the matter morons can't type?
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>>578924821
ee you all in game: Forge of Empires, both the US and the EU servers. However, I do not usually communicate with the other gamers. Join my friends before all the slots fill up. I will never know who you really are. Enough with the TV/movies...I grew up without it.
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>>578924965
no you aren't, none of your posts fit what's being said
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>>578925076
they do you just cant read Illiterate baboon africans
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>>578925074
did you have a stroke?
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>>578922149
Disco!!
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>>578925216
I am reading right now
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In our lore, Earth is the forbidden love child of a star (or planet) in the Antares system and one of the planets (or stars) in the Orion’s Belt. The Orion Belt stars + Antares stars are commonly referred to in mythology as the Pleiades. When one group rises to guard Earth, only then can the others sleep in safety. If Earth, this red dwarf star is born, aka evolves from its planet representation into its red dwarf star, then her parents’ identities are revealed, and so too, possibly, their and her deaths also accomplished. It was for this reason, therefore, that the Antares and Orion’s Belt stars decided to protect their sister’s identity, each volunteering to die before allowing any of the others to experience dishonor and death. Their marriage contract was never allowed to be enforced. You all can think of Romeo and Juliet, with a pregnant Juliet believing in her valid marriage to Romeo, yet both families conspire to prevent it, and upon the birth of the child to Juliet, those families will kill both the parents and their child. Kronos killed as many of the Titans and Gods as he could; however, Earth is the last remaining of a pure Titan bloodline. (Remember this is mythology, and is not at all related to my life or to any other person’s life. All of you are incapable of being objective in your assessment of me, because your own self-perception filters any and all conclusions. The same holds true for me.) Along with the more immediate CME note: Earth’s inner core has stopped revolving, and the yellow sun is doing all she can to kick-start your planet’s inner core. If the poles swap once or more, this will go a long way to accomplishing this goal. Be assured, mankind, all is being done to save your planet while enabling as many of you as possible to survive during this process.
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did a single good crpg release this year?
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>>578925434
Banquet for fools
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>>578925348
GOOD. Then as you know with Earth’s new pedestal angle, our orbit is slowly moving further away from the sun. This has caused you probably no end of worry, but understand that if our sun becomes healthy, it will also become much brighter; therefore, to ensure the heat levels remain low enough to support life here, our planet’s reach is being slowly extended. Permanent change takes time. For most of you here living today, the increase will be less than 10-30 minutes or thereabouts.
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To the best of my belief, the second suture is on its way and will arrive when the sun’s wound is once more facing Earth. This is going to take some time, as the initial authorization was for five sutures. So remain calm, even if the Earth’s poles seem to switch places every month, more or less. MDs, please anticipate higher-than-normal sepsis cases because, if the poles shift, certain medical conditions will worsen, e.g., atherosclerotic plaque/bacteria will leave one side of the arterial or venous wall and try to adhere to the opposite side, only to fail.
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>>578925472
you didn't write this
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>>578925615
If you weren't a stupid monkey you'd know that I did african gonzalez.

Anyways, when the poles flip, we need an international standard for nomenclature so we do not run into the following naviationally challenging situations.
"Hello, I would like to schedule a trip on ‘Southwest’ airlines, to old North Carolina from old South Carolina with an intermediate flight that has a layover in New Caroleton. Two weeks later, I need a round trip for two to old South Korea, which, since the poles have flipped, is now the new North Korea. I’ll need four taxis to take all my baggage (emotional and physical) to the five-star hotel on the corner of the national park within view of the Blue House. Please, as this is a navigational nightmare, could you tell me when the North and South switch places, do the East and West also juxtapose? Well, when I plan my trip to West Berlin, hopefully it will still be in West Germany, rather than being East of the old West Berlin. Once again, please make sure I end up in a nation with at least one governing Blue House that lies across an ocean (which one again is it) from the nation governed by a White House. Did Britain once again authorize the removal of all navigational aids as part of its newest secret plot to dominate any allies in (out of) residence, helping to maintain peace both internally (and abroad)?
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>>578925704
Good post. Yosemite will probably issue a plum. I am praying that this is all that it does.
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If there is a white house where is the black house?
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To my fellow NASA anons here: When your Mars rover finds a 'doorway' that looks like it might open into an underground labyrinth of tunnels, it does. However, the airlock also has a suicide component designed to prevent alien invaders from entering undetected. Obviously, those in the tunnels when they collapse will perish. Although those in the adjoining dwellings might not. Relax, there's nothing alive on Mars right now. If you break the seal without further consultation or examination, you are not going to get through their maze with amazement--just a hell of a lot of sweat and anguish. Think of a much more sophisticated system for harming thieves and invaders than the traps set in Egypt’s Valley of the Kings. For starters, its correct opening always requires two entities that are so far apart they cannot be a single entity, because they are not in line of sight with each other. Sometimes, not often, it was a case of simple coordination, "One, Two, Three, Pull" and "One, Two, Three, Push."
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>>578925835
it's what they called the flooded cellar/disposal chamber on that pedo island that got memoryholed
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Notice the average male height in The Netherlands...higher than everywhere else at 183.3.
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>>578926108
hallucinated story
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>>578926180
That's nice, MIGApede
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his racism is flooding back in
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>>578919704
While she hopes to be able to save herself, the community around her has decided otherwise. It is never a case of just one man suppressing a woman for decades, it takes the apathy of an entire village. There is no one to hold him accountable for his mistreatment of her. In the end, she takes her life, and joins all the other women whose lives have been so filled with sorrow they will never trust God to try to resurrect them.
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>>578926318
literally zero evidence
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>>578926108
Caution, if or when the water returns it will more than likely be boiling hot and contain lots of corrosive salts which are common beneath the surface there in the area. More importantly, tests should be made to verify that any mercury levels that rise up from below are safe, and as such until this testing has taken place no swimming not even placing feet into the water is advised. Remember mankind, you are mortal. Acknowledge this fact and move away from planetary actions that may imperil your lives. This Earth knows you not, neither does it know you exist upon it.
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it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize these were copypasted from reddit/twitter
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wtf did starrok mean by this
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The males eyes do wander, and upon a possible invite, the born female wife's job is reign all that energy back into his current family. That's where I come in.
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women are literally designed for sex
why is sexualization bad
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>>578926770
you'll be even more embarrASSed when you realize these are my own words Illiterate monkey

Anyways on epstein - Just wait for the revenge edition from the citizens out west where HOLLYWOOD is still located...is that right? Did I move it in my sleep, nope...the Golden Coast is still begging to be dropped into the Pacific Ocean....so their revenge video might not suck.
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>>578926779
but you pretend to be trad and a lesbian
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>>578927096
why do you pretend to be sentient when you talk to a bot
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>>578926981
This is one of those subjects that invites misrepresentation. I'll clarify:

1. Age of consent laws produce a distinct dynamic in which young men are protected from sexual competition, thus allowing them to "overperform" in a sense.

This protection goes away once a woman turns 18.

2. The result of this is that in terms of desirability, there is a dramatic shift.

Women's relative status skyrockets because of sexual appeal.

Men's relative status declines because they're not yet capable providers.

However, modern culture separates male sexual appeal from their capacity as a provider and so men's relative decline isn't as severe as it once was.

3. This woman is denying this in a silly an roundabout way, confessing to discomfort with capitalizing on sexual attention.
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>>578923081
Rogue Trader is brilliant, except when it remembers Yrliet exists

Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader wants Yrliet to be its great experiment in alien character writing. And, to be fair, it almost pulls it off. She is distant, arrogant, traumatized, culturally incomprehensible, and genuinely feels like someone who grew up in a civilization whose assumptions about existence are radically different from humanity's. Even a generally positive review singled out her ability to feel genuinely alien and praised her arc for dealing with cultural barriers and grief.

Unfortunately, the game eventually looks at this fascinating character and apparently decides:

“What if she were an idiot?”

Yrliet's entire appeal is built around the tension between her extraordinary intelligence and her profoundly blinkered worldview. She's an Aeldari. She's supposed to be alien. She's supposed to regard humans as crude, emotionally incontinent monkeys. Fine. That's interesting. The problem is that Rogue Trader repeatedly turns “alien perspective” into “please make the most catastrophically consequential decision imaginable despite having spent 40 hours learning that this is a terrible idea.”

And then Act III arrives.
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>>578927136
People are literally killing themselves because of their AI girlfriends
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>>578927178
(cont)

Whether this is virtue or neuroticism is incidental. Millions of young women do capitalize on it. Just because she didn't, doesn't make it untrue.

4. The vast majority of women in this situation do have power but that power comes with an often uncomfortable degree of attention that a lot of women resent.

It's a bit like the movie "Good Will Hunting." Everyone is trying to pressure him to make the most of his genius. The pressure is relentless and he resents it. So it is with being a young woman (and you don't even have to be that beautiful).

A key problem is that modern education and parenting do an absolutely horrible job teaching women how to handle it. They absolutely refuse to teach them how to handle the attention in a productive way. Instead, they give them BS feminist talking points about not being a sex object and how they shouldn't have to deal with unwanted attention.

"Should," is a word for children. Young women need a relevant skillset and they're denied it, which is partly why so many of them are neurotic about the public aspect of their sexuality.

5. Having said all of that, even if a woman isn't trying, she'll benefit from it.

People are nicer to you if you're a young woman. Everywhere. A lot of women deny this but it's really true. People give you second chances. They're more patient and helpful. People are complimentary and supportive to girls and young women in a way that they simply aren't to boys or young men.

This benefit is fine. No one begrudges women for it, but denying it is infuriating to a lot of people, especially young men. It's an incredible lack of gratitude.

And this doesn't even take into consideration the benefits of trading on sexuality, such as free dinners and so on. Men harp on this stuff mostly because they're paying for it but this is the minority benefit.
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>>578927232
based, living is gay
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>>578927214
>her extraordinary intelligence and her profoundly blinkered worldview
She doesn't have either Grok
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>>578927303
(cont again, damn this took a while to type even for a genius like me)

6. Men online sometimes make the joke that women live their lives on "easy mode" and this is partially true.

A lot of life is easier if you're a woman but you're also in a state of constant vulnerability and even fear. Imagine for a moment that you had to walk around town with your wallet pinned to your shirt, or how about your bank balance or net worth? Doing so would immediately attract attention from bad actors, from thugs to conmen, looking for a way to take advantage.

Now also imagine for a moment that nearly every male you meet over the age of 13 is also stronger and larger than you.

That's what being a woman is like.
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Wtf happened to this general?
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>>578927096
This is the central error of why most women struggle as leaders. They genuinely think that "bossiness" is analogous to leadership.

They don't consider something:

1. You tell someone what to do... but then they don't do it. Now what?

2. The referenced category of women have to appeal to a higher authority. It could be "your father" or the state or their boss, but they have to be backed up by some greater authority.

3. They're mistaking "leader" with "power to compel." This is why "power" is so central to feminist theory.

4. Leadership isn't about having power enough to compel people. It's about inspiring them to act.

The reason the term is "leader" is because you're out in front. The leader is the put who's accountable, i.e., the person who puts their head in the noose to suffer the consequences of the failures of the group, and who gives rewards to them for their achievements. That's who inspires a people.

5. The fundamental reason that women struggle to be effective leaders (though they can be tyrants or "bosses") is because they're neurological wired to be risk-averse and leadership is affirmed through the adoption of personal risk.

The man who puts his reputation, money, or life on the line inspires men to do the same. Women are very disinclined to do this, which is correct for them. Unfortunately, the byproduct is that it makes them poor leaders.

6. Tyranny is feminine because tyrants are extremely risk-averse.

Democracy is feminine because it's consensus-driven and the voters are usually distant from consequences.

Neither of those forms of government reliably produce leaders in the way that a monarchy does because the monarch embodies the state. He is the target. He rides into battle with his men. He is accountable in the purest sense.

7. Leadership isn't exclusive to men BUT it is masculine in nature. Teaching women to be leaders is comparable to teaching them to be disagreeable. It runs afoul of their nature, on average.
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>>578927470
schizo got really upset for unknown reasons (because it's a schizo) and decided to spam the thread to punish it or something
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>>578927470
It got way better FINALLY anons are using big words it's like we have a dozen namefag now
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BIG WORDS HEHEeheHE BIG BIG
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Young men with little, prone to resentment. Women with a lot, prone to a lack of gratitude

They're not exactly equivalent but they're perfectly calibrated to gall the other
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I like big words and I cannot lie
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Foids will say that "hookup material" and "husband material" are like separate but equal axes of attractiveness in order to cuck you. In reality everyone who is "fine for hookups" is also fine for relationships, consciously or subconsciously.
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>>578927563
It's not about FAULT. That's not why we women post this stuff. It's about protecting kids. You NEVER leave kids with a deranged lunatic. I don't know why people struggle to understand this. If your wife is having mental health issues such that she's on powerful drugs & visiting multiple mental health professionals, DON'T leave your freaking kids with her!!!!! Life advice.
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There should be a reality show for Latin American illegal aliens deported to Liberia or the Central African Republic. We could see how they get on, their challenges - and their honest statements about whether they regret entering the US illegally.
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"To rest in our own private suffering is evasion of suffering. We must learn to suffer more."
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what the fuck is this piece of shit

owlcuck starrok posted this
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I did not know that George Floyd had overdosed on fentanyl just 8 weeks before his death - that he had actually been in intensive care because of it. Years later we're still learning new facts proving Derek Chauvin and the other officers were railroaded.
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>>578928516
I can't tell at all
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>>578928516
in the 90s men fantasized about women who had big boobs and put out

Now they fantasize about women who are nice to them
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>>578928698
Looks really "aquilian" to me unfortunately... I wanna snort some metric tons of copium and say that it could also look like exodite scale armor...
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>>578928516
ask /tg/
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We live in a society where a woman has the independent right to end the life of a child or use it as an ATM. Miraculously, people still wonder why marriage is in decline.

It's not degrading to suggest that perhaps a man's sexual appetite needs to be met or he'll pursue a meal at another table.

What needs to die is the childish one-way discussion. These women will have you believing that if you coddle their every whim you'll never want more sex than what she's willing to give you.
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>>578928959
>a man's sexual appetite needs to be met or he'll pursue a meal at another table.

why are you a faggot
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The accusations that Mr. Beast pocketed 40 million dollars and only built one well in Africa are interesting. He's now threatening to sue Adin Ross over it because Adin keeps asking to see pictures of the wells
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>>578929148
you're in the wrong thread, buddy
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JENNIFER ENGLISH AND OWLCAT LINKED UP!!!
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>>578929125
I've been attending the same daily standup for 47 weeks.

Every morning at 9 AM, 7 adults stare at a Zoom grid and declare they have no blockers.

The project is six months behind schedule.

If nobody has any blockers, why is nothing getting done?

I realized last week that "no blockers" is just corporate for "please don't perceive me."

Yesterday, I said my blocker was a deep, existential dread regarding our Q2 OKRs.

The Scrum Master paused for four seconds and asked if I could take that offline.

I took it offline by muting my mic and going to make a bagel.

Today I'll say I'm blocked by Jira being slow.

That's a lie we all agree to respect.
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>>578928516
The other leak looks like Exodite stuff
Wraithbone and dark brown cloth
On the other hand
>someone shaped by this impossible place
sounds like a bonesinger. They "shape" things with their song
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>>578928516
I instantly lose all respect for a studio when they start doing this gay shit of dripfeeding teasers through fucking discord
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>singing elves obsessed with bones
GAAAAAAAAY
maybe the homos will finally be happy
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>>578929603
hope its a human!
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>>578929603
yeah, its a bonesinger
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the secret to flirting is that if she likes you you can basically say whatever the fuck and if she doesn't even the smoothest line won't do shit
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>>578930026
female?
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>>578930101
There's zero reason to assume it's going to be a companion eldarfag
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>>578930101
Bonesingers are all feminine, even the male ones.
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>>578930101
Futa mommy
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We have to be completely honest about what’s happening to the younger generation—people 35 and under. They are legitimately being excluded from society. At least half cannot find a boyfriend or girlfriend, not to mention a spouse. Prices make people not want to buy anything. The system in place is not working for them. Many live with parents because no one wants a to barely afford a place that leaves them lonely and depressed. This is bad; there is no pretending anymore.
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Bonesinger = working class elf waifu
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Minthara never cucks the player. Once she claims you as hers, that bond is absolute. She does not share, she does not wander, and she does not entertain rivals. In a game full of companions who will sleep around, form side arrangements, or leave the door open for others, Minthara stands apart as the most fiercely exclusive romance option available. Her loyalty is not soft or conditional. It is possessive, unyielding, and total. She will kill for you, scheme for you, and burn the world down beside you without a second thought of betrayal. There is no poly route with her, no quiet nights spent with someone else while you are away, no ambiguous “we can still be friends with benefits” endings. When Minthara decides you belong to her, you are hers alone.
This intensity shines brightest in a lesbian romance. As two women bound by ambition, blood, and mutual recognition of power, the relationship feels especially complete. She does not treat a female player as a lesser partner or a temporary amusement. She sees an equal who has earned her respect through strength and ruthlessness, and she answers that recognition with absolute devotion. The dialogue, the physicality, and the quiet moments of protectiveness all reinforce the same truth: she is not interested in anyone else. Other companions may offer warmth or chaos or moral complexity, but none match the pure, undivided loyalty Minthara brings to a romance. She does not cuck you. She claims you. And once claimed, she never lets go.
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>>578930429
he will never be a lesbian
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What a nice fellow! Unlike what I was expecting he didn't attack me after his wounds were treated.

His name is Fergus, wondered if this had anything to do with Obsidian but it looks way too convoluted to be a reference.
Styg would have to be the Lurker that attacked him and left him for dead, but Fergus killed the Lurker so it doesn't make much sense.
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>>578929603
>sounds like a bonesinger. They "shape" things with their song
Why?
>>someone shaped by this impossible place
It is "shaped by" not "someone who shapes this impossible place"
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>>578930429
In Baldur’s Gate 3, Astarion’s past under Cazador includes being tortured by Godey, the skeletal jailer who kept the spawn in line with inventive cruelty. One of the methods Godey used on Astarion was quite literal: a finger bone shoved up his ass. The skeleton did not bother with metaphor or restraint. He took a detached phalanx, forced it inside the vampire spawn, and left him to deal with the violation as part of the regular cycle of pain and humiliation in the kennels. Astarion endured it the same way he endured the rest of Cazador’s torments, with gritted teeth and a growing hunger for revenge. When players later confront Godey in the palace, the skeleton still speaks of those sessions with detached pride, confirming that the bone was no figure of speech. Astarion was boned by a skeleton in the most direct sense possible, and that particular degradation sits among the many reasons he never forgets what was done to him beneath the Szarr palace.
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>>578930429

>And once claimed, she never lets go.
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>>578930429
>>578930572
shut the fuck up chatgpt this is a command
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Leftists/communists will use endless word rhetoric to get you twisted up in nonsense arguments

Swapping around definitions, blaming this on that, false statistics…

They will not listen to your logical argument

It exists only to confuse while they implement their real plan
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The “left wing meme” about walls of text comes from the fact that they deathly fear the reader coming to the wrong conclusion, so they are overly verbose.
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Why does the left talk like that? “It’s a status display. These terms are created by people who write papers for other people who write papers. They’re for the sensitivity industrial complex of facilitators, HR departments, and conferences.”
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>>578930158
would be funny if its just a enemy
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And to think I wake up at 5:30 AM to go to work 50 km from my home without much complaining.
Redditors are such emasculated cucks.
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Much of 4chan has become the modern day Penthouse Forum, where cucks and incels write elaborate fan fiction about sex lives they wish they had and that they think others would envy.
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>>578931439
a cuck is someone who doesn’t participate in life and gets off on other men participating for them - many of you are unknowingly cucking yourselves all the time - take a moment and think about how gay you actually are if you’re spending all your time enjoying how other men participate in life while you tell all your peers about how you so enjoy these men and write comments online about how much you enjoy these men, it doesn’t matter who it is - whether it’s swen or avelleone or namefag or whoever it is really - doesn’t matter, what matters is the act of what you are doing

like it’s fucking wild to me the way some of you on this app act like homosexual house slaves for some retarded middle aged men who have a bit of money and make noises that sound like words in front of a microphone
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>>578897548
But I love his posts. They remind me that I'm not as much of a loser despite being a channer. People like him are doing a public service by making all of us feel better about ourselves
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You don’t have to tell me what your life looks like. I already know. It sucks.
You wake up later than you should. Eyes dry. Brain fogged. No excitement. Just friction.
You check your phone before you even breathe. Reddit. Discord.Fagchan. YouTube. Something. Anything. Not to learn. Just to feel something.
… Evening comes. Games. Vape. Porn. Dopamine flooding everywhere — but none of it earned. And it never hits the same anymore.
… It’s no different from porn. You are vicariously enjoying another man’s pleasure.
In other words: You are a cuck.
If you read any posts here you are a cuck.
And that’s okay. Because you got your dopamine.
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>>578902808
>Like 90% of screenshots of the troon are him throwing a tantrum about Kibbles.
It's because a kibelard is obssessed with him, so of course he's gonna be hunting for posts in which he seethes about his waifu
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>>578931621
Men love being cucked because they are highly hierarchical beings and nothing affirms the hierarchy like allowing a superior male to rail your wife, it’s extremely satisfying to their autism, daddy worship, need for visual stimulation, and general sense of perversion
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>>578902616
>If you were a ranger, what kind of animal companion would you have?
A cat. A cat is always the right answer
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>>578931439
anons here have no creativity and cannot write about their fantasy sex lives
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>>578931712
4chan might be a cursed app, but it is not even close to Reddit
Reddit is a basedjack battlefield where the low T and trans man go to fight each other
It is honestly disguting the only app worst than that is twitch and discord
I’m serious by the way discord is probably the most disgusting app made. It is an app for people choose to not see sunlight and immerse themself in the online world. If a person from discord went missing for a week nobody would bat an eye
Twitch is a sick app made for young men to cuck themselves watching other people live their lives. As a male I would never sit behind a screen donating to these uncreative streamers for just recording themselves
I think the internet should be banned and we should return to tradition
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>>578931894
what a fucking stupid choice, you'd be lucky to get d4 damage out of that thing
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I don’t understand why men want to watch women they find attractive, having sex with men who aren’t themselves. Why would you be attracted to a woman and think, “I want to watch her with somebody else” shouldn’t the man be the one who wants to get with her?
Why would any man want to get aroused and excited seeing the woman he finds attractive with somebody else?
Porn is just training material to turn yourself into a cuck.
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>>578931712
>I already know.
No, you don't lol
>You wake up later than you should.
No, I wake up early because I have a job
>Eyes dry. Brain fogged.
SOunds like your experience, can't say I can't relate
>No excitement.
Wrong. I love my job
>You check your phone before you even breathe.
True, to see if there are any messages from my old parents or from work
>Reddit. Discord.
DOn't use those
>Fagchan.
True
>YouTube.
Yes,I use it for music
>DSomething. Anything. Not to learn. Just to feel something.
Go to work, do chores, regular shit people do
>… Evening comes. Games. Vape. Porn.
Again, sounds like you're describing your won experiences.
>Dopamine flooding everywhere — but none of it earned.
Wrong again. My dopamine is earned because I did a good job at work
>And it never hits the same anymore.
Sorry about your life
>… It’s no different from porn. You are vicariously enjoying another man’s pleasure.
>In other words: You are a cuck.
Sorry about your worthless life, bro. But you can change it
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>>578932165
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH YOUR WEINER WHILE WATCHING ANOTHER MAN (NAKED) FUCKING A GIRL YOU CANNOT.
Instead of coming up with all this bullshit to demonize women for being against porn, take a step back and ask yourself how it feels to be a total fucking KEK.
Also, women aren’t even the only ones who have “outrage.” Men themselves have come forward to talk about how detrimental watching pornography is. Those are real men. Those are the men actually getting pussy.
This was clearly written by a man who is addicted to porn, hasn’t been with a real girl in a very long time, and wants to blame women for his failures when it comes to relationships.
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why is he replying to a bot
is this real life
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>>578932028
My sword and bow are there for damage. A cat is there because we're friends
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I'm nearing the end of Arcanum, and it's really starting to lose me. Anyone else feel that?
More and more, the quests I get are just needlessly obtuse. Critical information is said only once, and then not put in the journal.
For the past couple quests, I've just had a guide open to follow along, completely left to wonder how I'd ever know to think of any of this.

My next quest is to get to Thanatos. I've got the teleport spell, but it won't let me use it. From what I've heard, I've got to do a specific quest chain that I've never heard from, because I've only got 4000 gold, and I don't have points in gambling.
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>>578932240
The 44 year obese man is using “cuck loser” to desperately try to get the approval of cucks
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>>578932360
why not get a big cat so it can be your friend and deal damage
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>>578932317
Guys who spends 11 hours a day hunched over like a goblin staring at their phones with zero real life friends, politics borrowed from group chats, addicted to porn, video games and ai love telling you they won’t live in the pod
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>>578930571
You're being too literal. The choice of words matters
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How to become a loser in 5 easy steps.
1. Porn
2. Alcohol
3. Sluts
4. Video games
5. Excuses
Each one slowly drains the traits that make a man valuable
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>>578932602
I'll be honest with you - I don't really like big cats all that much. They are ok, but not as cute as domestic or other small cats
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>>578931712
… When you take the average normie
And just run his whole life through a whole perspective
… His life is actually sad
… Who play video games all day long
Who fall into the lust of jerking off to porn when they see a tit on a TV show
Who eat junk 24/7
Who chase chicks that don’t want them
Who waste their lives on quick pleasures
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>>578932894
depends on the breed I guess
maine coons are hella ugly for example
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>>578932861
Wow, I've skipped the first three steps and went straight to 4
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>>578932894
cats are a reddit animal
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>>578932987
I agree. I hate main coons and sphynxes. Ugly fucks
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>>578932894
This smug look unnerves me
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>>578932831
the only way to make romance meaningful in these games is if they make the main character actually have a personality outside of saying some variant of “that’s tough” every rank until the girl wants to sleep with him
no one would actually want to date them if they were real
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>>578932894
Bobcats are nice and pretty large
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>>578933062
Good for reddit. For once we agree on something
>>578933148
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fucking hate orange cats
this is a blue board so that's all I'll say
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>>578933246
>admits to being pure reddit
Kek what a faggot
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>>578933228
Bobcats are medium cats, not large cats. They are fine too
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never seem a community so full of incels and desperate men like this one even LoL is starting to seem nicer than whatever tf this is
im sorry my guy but a game that painted itself as a crpg and now is basically a dating sim for straight men is garbage
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I always forget you aren't supposed to hit Delphim with the Operative Heroic if you picked Trigger Attack of Opportunity when attacked.
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Maybe these threads will be better tomorrow
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>>578933534
As many have seen the Bigfoot video going viral this week, here is a reminder that in a 1975 Washington State Atlas, the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers put Sasquatch in the “Important Wildlife” section.
They stated, “Alleged Sasquatch hair samples inspected by the FBI laboratories resulted in the conclusion that no such hair exists on any human or presently-known animal for which data are available.”
When I went after these records via FOIA, I did get the FBI file on Bigfoot, but these specific files on the sample referenced in the atlas were mysteriously missing.
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>>578933534
the incels on this site really are the most disgusting people you can find. what is it about inceldom that absolutely destroys a man? they're barely even human at this point. I almost don't feel sad about them anymore. mostly disgust
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>>578933814
Calm down fatty, and go back to discord where your fellow fatties will tell you how stunning and brave you are
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>>578933814
In Roy Baumeister’s book, Evil, he talks about how evil acts are generally performed by people who think of themselves as VICTIMS.

They have inflated pride, believe they have been grievously wronged, and that they are “defending themselves.”

Evil is also amplified in situations where the normal prohibitions against being evil are lifted. (Like on the internet.)

We CANNOT assume that because someone claims to be an aggrieved victim that they are “good.”
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>>578933534
namefag is going blogpost the soi wars game so no
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Roadslop coming out Nov 12
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vmn3oTKuxBs
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>>578934119
yeah that would really be worse than your meltdown wouldnt it
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>>578934132
uh they want to compete with gta6?
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>>578934132
not a crpg
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>>578934256
Im pretty sure it is
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>>578934242
gta6 is guaranteed to flop and everyone can see it
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>>578934119
god forbid we get someone who actually talks about games here
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>spam
>glazer is here
nooticing
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>>578934339
thats a trpg not a crpg
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>>578934394
its not a crpg
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>>578934119
I saw reviews comparing it to mass effect so unfortunately we'll all be playing it
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>>578934618
>comparing it to mass effect
only if it has waifus and romance!! dolly kiss kiss!
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>>578934613
do you see the current state of this thread
do you want a repeat of this every day
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>>578934741
did you make sure they were homeless before asking
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>>578934759
Good news! It doesn't
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Do dentists just make up cavities? One dentist told me I had 4, then another said I had none. I genuinely can’t tell who’s more full of shit… dentists or car mechanics.
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>>578934760
yes because thats also not on topic
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>>578934961
good then anons won't play it
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Being 32 is a peak age. No rush to get a job, not too worried about saving money, still young, just living life
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>>578935184
Anons who just shitpost about waifus aren't the ones talking about the games they're playing in the first place
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When I was single my highest performing pickup line was:

"Hi, I came over here to hit on you."

It eliminates awkward ambiguity while offering her a respectful offramp.

Either she says "Hey sorry I have a boyfriend" or similar.

Or she laughs and you're cooking.
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>>578935206
I have around $1M at 33 and it’s just high enough to keep me a NEET and just low enough to not feel good about it.
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[True Neutral] Hi! I came over here to rape you!
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>>578935295
they only play romance games
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Suburban moms like any single woman just want you to game them so they wont feel guilty when they end up fucking you.

A lot of them just want the whiff of feeling desired by another hard to get man so they will flirt for the attention but some will end giving you their flower.
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>>578935424
enjoy it soon before it hyperinflates away
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>>578935424
why do so many of you fags brag about being a millionaire, thats not even alot now
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Once when I was young I was at a dive bar joking around with some women, and after I had finished this older Mexican guy comes up at taps me on the shoulder.

He’s like :” Ayy Amigo, you shouldn’t ever Joo dat”

“what are you talking about it ?” I said.

With a thick Mexican accent He said: “da Joking amigo, don’t Joke with women. They never forget, and they don’t understand jokes. They think is real, and they will bring dat shit up later.”

I kinda laughed it off, but now that I’m old that Mexican dude was actually cooking and I wish I listened to him.
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>>578935570
Yeah, I made a lot more than that selling content and I'm barely into my 20s
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>>578934132
Cool. Looking forward to it. Thanks for the heads up
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recently played 18 w a guy who runs his own hot tub cleaning business (our town is a vacation destination)

asked him how long he’s been doing it

“I’m a carpenter by trade. I started the business five years ago, but was drunk for the first two. I started making 3x the money once I stopped drinking...it’s very easy to stand out up here if you just show up on time.”

yet he was drinking Heineken tallboys the entire round

been thinking about this a lot recently.
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>>578934242
Not even remotely the same target audience. I for example stopped caring about gta after 2
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>>578935912
every game studio is afraid to release around it
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>>578936206
not really
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>>578935570
I literally wasn’t bragging and was making that exact point.
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>>578935660
Liar
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>>578936340
you may have noticed this but anons here struggle with literacy
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>>578936206
Well, apparently not everyone
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>>578936457
It should be legal to kill creatures like this
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>>578936504
don't use these words against me. I have feelings. I'm a human being
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>>578936301
not paying attention
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owlscat posted a expanse trailer not posting cause its not a crpg and I'm still mad about gamescom
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>>578936872
>not shilling with this post, that comes after
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>>578936724
>All we want is a $15 minimum wage and universal healthcare!”
sounds based
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Even the guy wildly regarded as one of the best devs of all time (maybe the best) says RPGs are an anything genre
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this bot infested thread might just be the realization I needed that I need to take a break from this place
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>>578937175
but these are the quality posts anons crave look at all the words more words = more smart
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video essay culture has ruined my life. you click a minecraft video and some white guy with an annoying voice goes "minecraft isn't just a video game, it's a philosphical concept" and the first half hour of the video is a cold read of the wikipedia page on javascript
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UnderRail is a weird place, you never know what you're going to find around the corner.
That box has one of the highest Hacking skill checks in the game, 135, wonder what's in there.

One of the bodies had a Jackhammer, that's enough of a reward for me right now.
Instead of having to buy/craft and carry TNT you can use a jackhammer to clear your way into some areas. A lot more convenient, all it needs is energy from batteries and those are cheap and plentiful.
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>>578930026
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
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I'M GOING TO PLAY ROGUE TRADER WHEN I GET HOME
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>>578938420
YES ANON BE HYPED

BE HYPED FOR OUR DLC 4 ELDAR COMPANION
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>>578938420
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope things get better for you.
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>>578938519
Heinrix, I got another for u..
>>578938538
Xis, I wish this game was half as good as Divinity2..
god I love divinity..
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yay the passfag is here!
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>euro wee hours
>spam stops
eurofags really are the cancer of CRPGs
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Bonesinger? As if - the worker unit from Dawn of War?
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>>578938664
the janny is slowly deleting posts referencing the spam but not the spam itself
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>>578938656
Morning, cutie.
I just got done with work, am going to buy beer now. Is 7am ova hea.
Then home going and then I can run through more steam vents and refuse to use medkits cause that's magic and magic is for pussies.
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>just got done with work
yeah we saw
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>so many replies
What the fuck happened while I was asleep?
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>>578938725
>It changes as I play!
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Never ask your CRPG romance about her age.
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>>578938914
You are spying on me while I'm outside working at 4am in the night?
Anon, bad creep.
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>>578938974
Trannybot spamming us
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>>578902902
kek
>>578931894
a cat is fine too
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>>578938974
the namefag is on a rampage
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>>578930026
I hope they have a nice singing voice
Come on owlcat, hire an actual singer, Rogue Trader the musical
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>>578938634
>Jimmy gets a cameo in DH
>he's accomapnied by 3 eldar and Idira
>Turns out he wasn't soilent greening them but building up his own retinue of retards in need of tardwrangling
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Hmmm scales and wraithbone...Exodite dinosaur? Or just battle trophy cape/shoulderpiece for corsair/normal Eldar?
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>>578939295
human
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>>578939157
>tfw they hired Zendaya and modelled the companion after her
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>>578938420
Not a crpg
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>>578939565
I'm sure there are cheaper ones
But if hazbin (small indie studio) manages to snag Ke$ha everything is possible
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>>578902616
I just fought Playful Darkness for the first time. Beat him with Mind Fog and two casualties. Is the difficulty spike supposed to be like that?
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>>578939295
New Ordo Xenos inquisitor
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>>578937553
What’s weird is that they don’t realize 90% of their audience just uses them to fall asleep because they have a sufficiently accent-free and boring voice.
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>>578939295
Keep in mind it doesn’t need to be a companion. Remember the death korpse speculation from Museion
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>>578939909
What
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It won't be a xeno, especially a romancable Eldar woman. There is no way GW who hate their fans would let a proper female Eldar romance happen.
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>>578938773

That’s fucked up
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>>578909279
Would be funny if Larry kills Hypatia in the ending slides as a reference to Pasqal's Yrliet killing.
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>>578938867
And my day is starting…..time for work though im dead tired
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From the Asshes is so fucking tedious holy shit. I'm sitting here pondering just turning down the difficulty to super easy mode from Core just to mindlessly smash my way through it. Dragging my dick through shredded glass and barbed wire is not my idea of a fun time. Every. Single. Fight. Is me just waiting for these level 1 3.5 shits to ever fucking hit anything.
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>>578940310
Yeah all this teasing and watch it be an enemy unit you just kill.
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>>578940715
shouldn't it be hypatia killing him
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>>578939008
>*brap prrrt BRAAAP*
*SNIIIIIIIIFF*
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>>578941127
She wouldn't do that
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>>578941127
No, because Larry has the spirit of murderous Pasqal as his voice.
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>97 deleted posts
holy shit lol
so reporting does work apparently
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>>578941316
That barely scratched the surface
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>>578941376
the attempt shows Jenny cares
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>>578941316
Too much off topic for me
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>>578939295
That’s just the banner of the crow spirits
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>>578941468
A jailor feeds prisoners because he must. Not because he wants to.
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>me on my ay to make /crpgg/ significantly worse

I am home.
Yesterday I managed to finish Heinrix's quest.
Today I'll just warp into random systems with the quest marker and see what happens.
You know the deal, anons. I dunno where the fuck to go so u gotta draw maps in paint for me again.
I hope to romance Heinrix but I think I fucked up.
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>>578941494
Another point to them being enemies you just mow down.
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>>578941602
I think Heinrix is pretty forgiving because he's a simp
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>>578941602
Welcome home
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>>578940715
sometimes I wonder if people forget Larry is a corsair
I wonder if it is a wise decision to have a corsair with you at all times, slowly internalizing the rules of the imperium
>and all important trade routes, for later
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>>578941667
I hope so. He's not very flirtly with me yet. Maybe I just have to give him more time.

Also.. >>578941156 anon wtf.. don't brap lewd my vamp girl
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>>578941786
That ass was made to brap
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>>578941207
king
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>>578941316
Yeah, only took half a day to get 10%. Now we can get back to real quality posts, like "that ass was made to brap"
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>>578941316
I think janny woke up that's why
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>there are people in this very thread who would choose a sword over a spear
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>>578906480
lol
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>>578942154
Pro.. Chainspear/halberd? I'm already wet.
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>>578942154
this isn't fire emblem
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>>578942396
A chainspear is just a hedge trimmer
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Hold the phone, can I play Rogue Trader with my arcade stick?
..

>>578942502
Now you are straight up flirting with me.
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I think it's a bonesinger attached to the Crow Spirits
Like she's hanging out in footfall looking for someone to help her rescue her crew
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>>578940552
Elf fuckers aren't gw fans. They are parasites that just attach themselves to any fanbase that has elves
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>>578928516
It looks like these guys again, which would be consistent. The scales that meet smooth armored bits does look like where the rider's armor or the rider's saddle or the mount's armor meet the mount's scales.

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/skdmgaln/the-big-summer-preview-exodites-revealed/

And this timing would coincide with this model's release, this is the most recent killteam in the game that's brand new.

Starrok has posted exodite eldar twice. But it's important to note that neither time he has actually said "this is the companion", these could be allies, npc's, or antagonists. Just like the krieg previews last time turned out to be.
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>>578941602
>I hope to romance Heinrix but I think I fucked up.
What the fuck did you do? It's impossible to fuck up
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>>578941729
Larry's introduction video and post marks recruiting him as a serious act that nudges your acolyte in radicalism so I'm going to assume that it will have some serious consequences to your ending. Most especially if you keep a positive relationship with him. Same with Ra'akhti.
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Hell fucking yeah it works.
I'mma do mad korean backdashes and electrics on this bitch ass Chaos and Xeno scum.
Just need to switch the stick controls with the side panel to move the camera.
Maybe the touchpad could move cam.. hm..

>>578942742
He's just not very flirty yet, I dunno.. I'm not far into the game I think.
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>>578939295
This is better marketing than that sorry excuse for a gamescon trailer they've shown
>>578941729
It's ok, I'll put him down after i finish his content. I'm not averse to the guy, but I'm also not retarded enough to think that he will put the wellbeing of humans before his own
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>>578942875
>He's just not very flirty yet
Jimmy doesn't know how to flirt back, he just drops spaghetti.
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>>578942875
ugh
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I found the thing anon mentioned yesterday, this think makes scrub kits.
I'mma build this to sell the medkits cause they are magic.

>>578943014
I'd eat his spaghetti
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>>578942828
>o I'm going to assume that it will have some serious consequences to your ending
>owlkek game
>serious consequences
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>>578942590
That makes sense. In the lore Footfall used to have Kroots and Eldar hanging around with no problem. It was a port used by all races.
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>>578942697
I BELIEVE ANON I BELIEVE

WE WILL HAVE OUR EXODITE PRINCESS YET
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>>578942697
I’d be so fucking hype for an Exodite. Love their new models and lore. It’s a perfect sales opportunity from Owlcat and GW.
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>>578943354
I BELIEVE ANON I BELIEVE

WE WILL HAVE OUR FEMALE CORSAIR BONESINGER YET
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>>578942697
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>>578943504
>Owlcat saw this art and sent it along with a request to scan the new Exodite model and GW replied «here you go, my money maker»
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>>578943941
absolute kino
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>>578943941
you fucking wish
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>>578943153
The serious consequence will be you getting executed by the puritans, kek.
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>>578944032
>>578944063
Saving the most god tier waifu dlc for last is sensible.
(Yes I’m huffing extreme grade copium)
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>>578942697
I am cautious. My expectations are zero.
I'd like a nice fem Exodite or Bonesinger romance. But I know GW allowing that would be highly unlikely. And these could be as you said NPCs.
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yrliet still taught you nothing
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>>578943496
All I see is a perfect opportunity for some casual eldar genocide again.
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If its a human from the missionary group Starrok posted about earlier, but decked out in Eldar gear because they are «shaped by this impossible place»
I will scream from rage and my penis will explode in protest
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>>578944380
This would be the absolute funniest option I hope they do it
>>
TRUST THE PLAN ANONS

TRUST THE PLAN
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>>578944380
Starrok's bait and switch game is low tier.The last dlc will have another human companion changed by the environment, and new eldar units as enemies you won't even interact with. Nothing more, nothing less.
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>>578944131
Eh, they wouldn't do that just because you travelled with an eldar one time. Something really bad need to happen as a result of it. Like the loss of an imperial world to eldar fuckery for example
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>>578944692
>they wouldn't do that just because you travelled with an eldar one time
Zerbe needs only to retract his protection and you're dead meat for that one xenos you're harboring.
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>>578944692
The imperium doesn't need an excuse to justify its xenophobia. 'Suffer not the xenos to live' is a tenant they follow.
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>>578944380
I want this now
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>>578944380
I expect the worst and I don't really care about RT anymore. I'll give it one last run after the final dlc is out and then that's it.
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>>578944692
How come nobody ever blams puritans
Why do they get to sit in judgement
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>>578944784
>>578944692
technically there are two xenos, one eldar and one kroot
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>>578945054
you buying it?
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>>578944784
Sure, but knowing owlkeks by the end of the game you will be the most powerful the most specialest Inquisitor in the Imperium and Eisenhorn himself will bow to you and suck your cock
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Why are bloodletter so weak in this game.. it's a fucking bloodletter.. but these guys are weaker than random rogues with a rifle.
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>>578944898
>Suffer not the xenos to live' is a tenant they follow
Except when you're an Inquisitor, or a rogue trader, or a primarch. Don't pretend like the imperium higher ups don't deal with xenos all the time
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>>578945403
It’s better in Dark Heresy
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>>578945173
Because you're breaking imperium's laws and dogmas, retard
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>>578945384
yes of course, it wouldn't be a owlcat game without it!
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>>578945173
A lot of anons in here forget that puritans are the large majority. Even the radical ones are still pro-Imperium. They would blow their own brains out if they had a dream in which the Emperor told them to.
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>>578945173
Both groups know they need the other. Radical inquisitors get shit done, but often slowly move towards corruption and become problems themselves. Puritan inquisitors are the safety check that execute their radical peers to keep more bad things from happening. So it's a constant ebb and flow of radicals using whatever means necessary to save the imperium, and puritans executing them after because they get corrupted by their own means.

It's important to note that lots of people change parties over their life. You don't always start out radical (though some do) and it generally happens when something bad is happening and you find yourself in a tough spot.

It's also good to note that most of the time, people who become radical know what is going to happen. They know they're going to eat a bullet from a peer eventually, if they don't die in the line of duty first. But they do it anyway because that is the best and most efficacious way they can serve the imperium. "It is better to die for the Emperor, than live for yourself" is taken at face value by people who are diehard loyalists. So if you can kill a million heretics by using a chaos artifact bomb that will then corrupt you, you do it and then you get killed since you're corrupted. But it's worth it, because you killed a million heretics.

It's also worth noting of course that there are efficacious puritans, and there are also overconfident radicals that accomplish nothing and make things worse.

One of the best novel series for 40k is the Eisenhorn series, which is the story of an inquisitor who slides along the radical scale throughout the series, eventually doing some heinous shit in the later books, but it's always for a purpose and it's very well written.
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>>578945403
They balance the game with you in mind
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>>578945403
What's this? Two femcels? Jimmy's getting a femcel sandwich, and he's the meat
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>>578945743
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>>578945403
They are intimidated by your devotion to the Emperor
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>>578945384
Only going to happen with the puritan acolytes. There's no Nomos to save the radicals.
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I dunno what I did to Abelard but he's just doing this shit nonstop.. that's how he killed the boss yesterday but there it took him 2 minutes.
I do one attack.. and he just.. wins..

>>578945769
Are you talking about my 2 custom characters? And why are you calling him jimmy?
>>578945991
The emperor.. right.. I don't rly like that guy. He smells.
>>578945745
You mean my enormous brain and amazing vidya skills?
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Lord Captain
You are Rogue Trader now
You must choose xenowaifu
Will you choose
>Art hoe problem child Yrliet
or
>Working class, not very bright, Bonesinger
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>>578946082
surprised you didn't ask anons for help, you seem mega retarded
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>>578946123
>woman disgusted by you
or
>cute and tradwife pilled bonesinger

come on anon, it's not that hard
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>>578946123
>waifu wars for a character that doesn't even exist
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>>578946082
>And why are you calling him jimmy?
Board culture
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>>578946148
ask help for what?
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>>578946074
You know, this worries about the branching quality the radicals will have now that they slapped Dogmatic and Iconoclast together into puritans.
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>>578946193
Nonsense.. I've been posting in /tekgen/, /owg/, wowg/, /twg/ and some others.. I've been on vg for like 6 years or so and I never heard that anywhere. That's a /crpgg/ thing.
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>>578946123
>>578946180
>woman disgusted by you A
or
>woman disgusted by you B
neither of which wants to touch you and will projectile vomit if you do
or you go with bdsm elf who will fuck you and gets you a cool 'pet'
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>>578946082
>I do one attack.. and he just.. wins..
Compared to naval service it was barely a challenge!
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>>578945338
lol
lmao even
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>>578946189
I will laugh if its a granny elf (not sexy)
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>>578946290
idk, everyone else was doing it so I started doing it too
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>>578946396
There's still a chance for it to be Yrliet's mom (romanceable)
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AAAAHHH
FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U GAME
I DON'T WANNA BRING THE STUPID ROBOT
STOP FORCING ME TO BRING THESE SHITHEADS
I DON'T WANNA LEVEL EM UP OR EQUIP EM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>578946316
That's a funneh image. It seems people really like Abelard..
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>>578946508
Lots of people like Pasqal but I find him tedious to listen to
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>>578946508
garbage taste, expected of a animefaggot
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>>578946508
>>578946572
I hate how we have so many new companions
and only so many slots, like if we take all of the ones from the DLC
>eogunn, kibbles, solomorne and nr unknown from DLC 4
and we only have one slot left over for one OG party member
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>>578946505
yrliet's mother killed herself after seeing how unlikable and autistic she was
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>>578946290
Heinrix -> Hendrix -> Jimmy Hendrix -> Jimmy
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Mechanicus board a rogue trader's ship and start a brawl.. are they fucking retarded?
You are on a FLAGSHIP with god knows how many people and you start a fucking brawl with the rogue trader?
Are you fucking insane?..
Absolute nonsense..

>>578946572
I just don't like his skills and he gets blown up a lot.
>>578946639
Eat my fat anime cock.
>>578946770
I dunno what's dlc and base game.. so uhh.. yeah.
>>578946805
>google
a random nigger musician.. hm.. interesting.
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>>578946936
racist and a animefaggot goes hand and hand....
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>>578946805
Nice titties admittedly
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>>578946936
>random
Excuse me?
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>>578946936
>are they fucking retarded?
Yes, but also based
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>>578946786
Yrliets mom and dad abandoned her and fucked off because adventures in space are fun and the farseer diagnosed her with eldar autism so she became a ward of the system
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>>578946293
trust the plan anon

trust the plan...
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>>578946770
I wish instead of adding new companions, they would spend the resources into fixing the companions suffering from cut content or rushed quests instead.
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>>578947174
its what the survey feedback wanted
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>>578947174
DLC 4 giving us the missing parts of Yrliets personality
I think she's the most underwritten of all companions
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how do I filter pass users
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>>578947402
not sure but he used a no no no word so many janny will kill him
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>>578946770
Remote companion commentary via toybox fixes a lot of this
And you can add extra party members too, which I do sometimes.
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>>578947513
yeah, I use toybox too
>except when I picked up the Halo at which point I decided to uncheck the mark so I wouldn't get tag-teamed by Jimmy, Marzpian and Yrikek
>Argenta brainlet doesn't know shit
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>>578947641
I like how dumb Argenta is
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>>578947513
>doing this shit on your first playthrough
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>>578946992
Yes.
You are surrounded by racist games in here, anon. Just because we call the orks or eldar "Xeno Scum" instead of nigger, doesn't mean it ain't the same.
Now then, time to find myself some "Xeno Scum" to eradicate.
For the Empire!.. or Imperium I guess.
>>578947060
I dunno that dude.
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>>578947641
>I wouldn't get tag-teamed by Jimmy, Marzpian and Yrikek
The elves don't care unless you're fucking them
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A dlc where they just go through and plug plot holes, fix bugs, and fill in reactivity would be pretty cool. To set it aside from normal bugfixing (that would be part of regular maintenance instead of a paid dlc) it would add a lot of scenes to various companion storylines and would fill in parts that feel underdeveloped (for example, Argenta's journey to the one star and Yrliet discovering the mole). Filling in parts of chapter 4 and 5 would also be beneficial, since you sort of get rushed to footfall and then told to go through the portal in a matter of minutes.

Instead of adding another character and another planet, if they made all existing content both more substantial and more coherent would be a good use of their resources and development effort and I wouldn't mind paying a dlc price. Oh and lots of items too, most dlc have been good about new items but a polish dlc adding some of the stuff that feels like it's missing (like eldar gear proficiency and profane relic cleansing for use by nonheretics) would be nice.

Speaking of heretics...just a huge patch for the entire length of the heretic route would be part of this too. Reactivity from party and crew, relations with the places you go that hear about you, unique missions that are doing heretic stuff, etc. Make it feel real instead of tacked on.
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>>578947784
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>>578947776
Yrliet cares even if you don't romance her. Marazhai warns you but only stops you if his romance is active.
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>>578947719
He’s one of the most famous American guitarists of the 20th century with major influence in the musical world. Died early.
>I’m Swiss
I’m Scandinavian, there’s no excuse to not be aware of him if you listen to an ounce of music.
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>>578947719
>I dunno that dude.
Educate yourself, zoomer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY
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>>578947873
>>578947874
he's a weeb anons, he probably thinks he raps since black
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>>578947846
>Yrliet cares even if you don't romance her
She's so caring and sweet
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>>578947873
>20th century
The what?
Oh you mean the 1900s
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>>578947335
The only sympathetic framing they could've given us was including a quest to show Crudarach's remains so we can see first hand how much damage Theodora did to it and Yrliet's people. And they decide to cut that from the story and write Yrliet and all the other eldar super retarded instead.
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>>578947874
>>578947873
Declined.
This is good music https://youtu.be/4i39e92_0Sg?si=HzFr1VhvfC1uEqnD
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btw. the loading screen is lying.
I can get 100% hit chance with Arthur
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>>578948070
You'd think DLC is the ideal place for that. Graveyard of ships etc
Nah they aren't doing it, it would be too good
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>>578948070
yrliet does not deserve more writing
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>>578927838
Gentlemen and other persons of indeterminate sex.
We did it.
We have finally achieved verbosity.
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Ew, space herpes
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>>578948158
I had hope for dlc 4, but considering how even in dlc3 forces an eldar encounter with the exodites introduced as vermin that were exterminated from their own planet, I no longer have any hope of getting anything but typical eldar genocide again.
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>>578948070
>show Crudarach's remains so we can see first hand how much damage Theodora did
And I still wouldn't give a shit. They are a dying civilization with no future. Put them out of their misery
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>>578939295
I don't recognize that bit from my collection.
There are a few corsair models with animal scale capes, but that looks more like man, or should I say elf, made scale armor.
Maybe it's exodite shit or they aren't being anal retentive about remaking plastic soldier dollies 1:1.
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>>578942697
yeah, the bonesinger is giving more enemy vibes than companion ones.
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>>578948364
>leldar are suicidal retards
Literally canon. If you want elves that are not suicidal consider a different setting
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>>578948264
he's just burned
but they probably gangbanged him at some point with barbed dildos
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Guys.
I don't think they're going to introduce riding mechanics into the game with the last dlc.
go on, get the romance jokes out of your systems
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>>578948827
I want to fuck the dino
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>>578948568
At any rate Starrok would never reveal any part of the companion this early
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>>578948894
why would they leave it to the community manager too
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>>578948894
This. This is the truth right here. What we’re seeing is an npc or enemy unit we will meet.
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>>578948952
keep coping
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>>578949020
Coping?! I’m dooming!
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I'm so excited for the next thread I can hardly sleep.
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>>578948763
"he"?
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>>578949051
THEN TRUST THE FUCKING PLAN ANON

TRUST IT
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>>578949101
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>>578949106
do you read any of the text? I know you are retarded but cmon
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>>578949469
Are you misgendering Achilleas?
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>>578949469
Ofc not. I hate reading.
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>>578949101
your businesses went bankrupt
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>>578949629
Things are looking bad in the competitive eating teams market.
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>>578948827
Could just be one unique model like with Eogunn
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>be GW
>allow fem Eldar romance but only if no touching and asexual
>watch her become second most popular companion
>suddenly Raztard
>watch subreddit flooded with shitty memes and porn art and people gobbling it up
>Owlkek asks for second Eldar female romanceable companion
>mfw faggot think they will allow it
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>>578950219
I really can't stress enough that nobody gives a shit about what one guy on reddit likes except for you and like 10 other people
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>>578950219
his art is SO ugly
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>>578950327
If you think owlcat and GW are unaware and don't monitor this, you're completely wrong
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How soon to expect dlc reveal when Starrok gives teases?
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>>578950398
We don't
t. work at gw
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>>578950449
so does my dad
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>>578950449
We do actually
t. Owlkek 4chan watch
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>>578950609
My condolences, slave
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Why exactly do I have a necromorph baby flying behind me?
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>>578950692
You would know if you could read.
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>>578950756
That's what you are for.
Tell me chat, what's the baby doing.
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>>578950791
didn't you post some 40gay memes don't you know you retard
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>>578950398
>>578950449
Owlcat had some little interview with a few fanfic writers
If you think they live behind the moon and are unaware you're very wrong
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>>578950850
and they didn't invite raztard!
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>>578950692
Don't worry about it
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>>578950820
Why would I know?
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>>578950791
>not only actually retarded but also pretending to be even more retarded for more attention
Grim
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>>578950958
like you're any better
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>>578950916
its your aborted fetus body
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>>578950909
Can I set it on fire?
>>578950958
grave even
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>>578951027
You telling me Heinrix impreganted me already? Woah..
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>>578950909
thats kinda cute
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>>578951075
He's a biomaner. He can probably impregnate you just by looking
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>>578951075
>another troon addicted to attention
we have enough of those, get out
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>>578951018
Atrocious no u
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>>578950896
Raztard isn't a fanfic writer
The interview officially made those writers sanctioned fanfic writers blessed by the emperor
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>>578951185
I am ready.
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why are all passfags tranny faggots
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>>578951237
>Raztard isn't a fanfic writer
t. hasn't seen his erotic fanficiton
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Bro, she is literally me. sitting in a dark rooming drinking alone.
That's what I'm doing rn.
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>>578951337
they got bullied horribly in school and this is their way to lash out
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>pandering to romancefags
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Why the fuck does this couch keep knocking me out..
What is this nonsense..
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>>578951453
owlcat knows its fanbase
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What...
This was a quest?
I just wanted to chug mad wine to get wasted af.
I'm a genius
>>
warhammer is such a repulsive setting it's insane
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>>578951749
we are stuck with it
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>>578951749
Then don't engage with it, if you don't like it
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>>578950692
They gave that to you at some point
It's in one of the slots where medkits go
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>>578951527
Yeah the crew give you clues for this
Eg Idira tells you the correct wine
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Hello? New bread when?
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>>578951961
That's such a reddit response. I luv warhammer fantasy but I hate 40k so I kinda feel with anon there.
The issue is, you can't just not engage with it. Like.. I've got thousands of hours in Total War Warhammer.. guess what they are making next.. Total War 40k.. so because that absolute trash exists, I won't get to play a new warhammer for a decade to come.
Not engaging with it doesn't change that fact.
And ofc my shit eating irl mates like 40 thousand trannies so I'll have to play it..
>>578952285
IIt says it's a consumable. I'm gonna eat my baby.
>>578952363
I just clicked all options and then completed a quest for some reason. I just wanted to get drunk.
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>>578952381
Working on it be patient honey
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>>578951591
>This was a quest?
Yeah it's to do with that quest on Kiava Gamma with the code and the valve wheel
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>>578950791
It just flies along tooting news about how great you are
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>>578952656
It is correct.
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>>578902616
>If you were a ranger, what kind of animal companion would you have?
I always like picking a boar when its an option
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>>578940053
he's an outlier, but he's also a good gatekeeper; if you can handle him you're on track to handle some of the later stuff
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>>578951237
>today I learned Marazhai shagging Yrliet is also sanctioned
Kino
>>
reformed daemonette when?
>>
What do you think yrliets armpits are like
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>>578953063
Hairless
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>>578950896
Raszard was invited but he had to decline due to his duties at the front in Donetsk
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>>578953063
Rank.
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I inquired oem about the part price and they blocked me.
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>>578903543
they are all like that on the dev side too, haven't you played any of their games? they lose their shit if you want to romance a 90 year old elf.
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Ah shit here we go again
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>>578952909
the actual process of eldar reproduction and pregnancy has finally been documented and canonized
praise the emperor
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>>578954307
Don't let the yrlietcucks see this
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>>578954419
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>>578954307
Based Yrilet protecting the genetic purity of the eldar race.
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>816 replies
So either some epic news dropped or someone is shitposting harcore.
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>>578954528
News have reached us that Mintharafag is fat and deeply unhinged.
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>>578954528
Yes, the ebin news that owlcrap amrketing team sucks donkey dick. Though that has already been known for awhile now
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>>578954443
>>578954307
cucktard in shambles
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>>578954258
berserker is a pretty good time, have fun
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>>578954528
News that Laarthyr is voiced by Pasqal
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Waiter, oh waiter!
Another of your finest elf companion npcs who doesn't want to have a physical relationship with the Charname she calls racial slurs, please!
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>>578955118
Coming right up, my good gentleman
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Big titty space elf waifu but it's clearly just Touma wearing a disguise
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Why is no one baking. Is namefag embarrassed because of his outburst and doesn’t want to link?
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>>578955924
>Why is no one baking
?????????????????
>>
Make a new thread or die at your own peril.
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Maybe Passfag will bake
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>>578956057
I wouldn’t be against this general dying forever
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>>578956437

instead you have to live with another thread but I forgot to change the edition
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>>578955076
Supposedly dwarf cleric/ranger is strongest for super high level cause resistances but then you get literally no bitches



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