Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #9554 - Spidey x Jean edition==NEWS==>Sonic Blitz has been cancelledhttps://x.com/saac_news/status/2090738578074579070?s=46>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog: Memories and Beyond short animation in Fall 2026https://youtu.be/ZOdpBJdeOhI >Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://x.com/SonicMovie==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog X Godzilla #2 - 02 September 2026DC X Sonic the Hedgehog: Metal Legion #5 - 02 September 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #89 - 09 September 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #90 - 30 September 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #91 - 28 October 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthg-links>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>578835918
You're lucky that I checked before I hit "submit thread"....
I used to worry but I can pay it any more mindI used to think that I was bad to be one of a kindDon’t worry baby i’M ALRIGHTI used to cry but now i think it’s tightI’m a little big footand i can’t give up what I wantI used think about fighting when you shout on the streetI used think about suicide every weekDon’t ya worry baby it’s all goneIma rocking it on my ownI’m a little big footand i can’t give up what I wantOoh it ain’t so badOhh I so madI’m a rocking this shit on my ownI’m the king of this city you knowI used to hunch a my backto make you notice me lessI used to fret bout the way you saw me at my bestDon’t worry baby i’M ALRIGHTI used to cry but now i think it’s tightI’m a little live wireand i can’t give up what I wantI made believe, you married mein deep july, the knot we tiedyour pale white dressand my Sunday besta hopeful startbut you broke my heartand now i’m to sad to go onoh no i’m not, it was dream.i just can’t stop making believe
>>578916170I lost my account on launch day and hadn't got it recovered and i got pretty bummed about it so i quit. might try it again if they make an interesting enough event
>>578916543BASED OP image
First for Siblings
Friendly reminder that if you got stuck by the barrel of doom, then you're a massive retard. That shit was easy as pie.
*smek*
>>578917024anon i was like 7
>>578917097Ooc. Sonic would never kiss Amy or slow down for her. Sonic likes excitement and adventure so he would go for Surge
Canon
>>578917224in my mind
>>578917224Sonic and Emi will have a dozen children.
>>578917352>>578917282>>578917224Nice try, Bestie. Sonic would never slow down for Amy
>>578917106So was it. I still found the solution, it took me a while but I found it. Didn't you press every button until it worked?
>>578917468I did try. but i wasn't convinced that those barrels were controllable
>>578917448I have CANON proof of Sonic and Amy making hogletshttps://files.catbox.moe/2wi9i8.png
>>578917543Finally, a ship that understands Sonic
>>578917615lol
>>578917595I mean, I did get it wrong for a few years (I didn't know you could press UP, so I jumped and held DOWN), but eventually I got it right.It's like a swing. Nobody here been on a swing as a kid?
>more falseflagging and samefaggingAnother day in /sthg/.
>>578917721i kept trying to force it down. was using tails as p2 to get a lift so i could apply more force to push it down. but again i never knew you could control those with up and down and you couldn't have convinced me unless you show me that this works
>>578917856I remember my brother calling me so that I could hold Tails down and prevent him jumping on the barrel and fucking it up.
every fucking day with this sonurge faggot
everyday with sonamybesties too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUZ6rsh6EAo
>>578917882Is this a different version of the one with Sally in the background or is this an edit?
>>578918097You keep trying to gaslight the thread into thinking Sonamy is non canon
it all started 2 years ago when some poster who was very passionate about sonurge got shat on by sonamyfags for not shipping sonic with amy. I am now convinced that sonamyfags deserved the alleged bullying they receiving from sonallyfags that they cry about around every corner
>>578918268stfu duo
>>578918013>>578918097Duofag plays both sides
>>578916543>Thread title
>>578918387i am not duosperg but i can relate to him. if sonamyfags were bullied as they claim then they absolutely deserved it
they're mad sonic dates a girly girl instead of a man or a woman who acts like a manhomos coping
>>578918437>>578916543https://youtu.be/2TKOrQjU7fQ?&t=206
Why is Sonurge so popular?
>>578918887It's literally one guy pushing it.
>>578918560He disproportionately bullies other shippers bro, nothing Sonamyfags said is worth the years of "bestie" spam and a huge noncanon compilation "debunking it" and making porn cucking amy while she cries. Sonurgesperg also seethes at shadria because he wants that one woman's attention. it's pathetic.
orange girl best girl
>>578918887It's just /sthg/'s pet crackship
>>578918953That's obviously wrong. Look at all the fanart and likes
>>578918979Not pictured: Tails
>>578918887Enemies to lovers is cute and fitting for Sonic and Surge. Also Surge can keep up with Sonic
>>578918979...what?Wait, the one on the left and in the middle, they're not actually the same character?!? Fuck sake, I've been mixing them up the entire time.
>>578918887Gentle reminder that Sonurge is less popular than Sonamy, Sonadow, Sontails, Sonaze, Sonally, Sonknux, Sonouge, and even Sonilver.https://trends.google.com/explore?q=Sonadow%2CSonamy%2CSontails%2CSonaze%2CSonally%2CSonouge%2CSonknux%2CSonurge&date=today%205-y&geo=Worldwide
>>578919053There's Popular, then there's "popular" >>578919032 It's not genuine.
>>578919103tails is yellow
>>578919169lol are you new to the series
Douge
>>578919193>comparing a relatively new ship with all time favsBesties not beating the allegations
>>578919169>Orange racism
>>578919261I miss the OG sad tails poster.I wonder what happened to him.
>>578919169You've been mixing up Trip, a dragon, and Marine, a skunk?
>>578919306I didn't really keep tracks of the all the shitty friends. I play Sonic for Sonic and Tails, I care little about Demiurge the Fennec or Kit the Kat, or Toblerone the Honey Badger.
>>578919346>Change it to past year>Still nothing Pathetic!
>>578919150https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvgvao23wgMPeople don't make videos like this about surge
>>578919481Zero reading comprehension, see me after class
>>578919640Sonurgetard cope
>>578919594Normal people don't care about who anthropomorphized animals fuck.
Woah
How the fuck are you having a debate about Sonurge? Sonic isn't dating any of your waifus.
>>578919943Sonic is dating Shadow.
>>578919594>Making out with Peter didn't help find her sisterShe did that to intimidate him into leaving her alone. Is it that difficult to understand?
>>578919943This thread is apparently full of women, that's why.
>>578920172Why is everyone defending a rapist character when it's a girl?
>>578918887It's mostly one faggot who spams it daily.
>>578920423You're replying to him.
>>578920351Scourge didn't rape bunny, he was Sonic at the time. Besides rape by deception isn't a thing.
Trip's feeling a little down. Say something nice to cheer her up!
>>578920172Raping someone to scare them is fucked up
>>578920639Death will take you soon child
>>578920172>>578919594Was it really all just a kiss?
>"sonic characters in depth" video >surface level reading of every character
Is there ANYTHING in the realm of Sonic worth talking about right now?
>>578920809She warns him to stop getting in her way and when he doesn't listen she possesses someone else and kisses him as a way of fucking with him and letting him know that even if she can't read his mind she can do whatever she wants. So it's sort of rapey but not rape.
>https://files.catbox.moe/7ltj92.MP3>4:43>Yusa KoujiShadowfags, this is what your hero sounds like?
>>578920865Not until next weekThen we'll get the DC comic at lestThat will be... something
Shadow is gay? But Penders said...
>>578920858The characters don't have any depth. BY DESIGN I might add.
My secret build-in Scribbles detector allows me to see him react with horror to the Penders thing
>>578922154He should be excited
>>578922490He's sorry and taking responsibility for his actions
>>578916543This implies that a Sonurge movie would be the most successful movie ever
>>578922746Rouge wouldn't have paws like that
>>578921043that reminds me, yesterday i was looking through e6 and went to the first page of shadow and i saw artwork based on that BL
>>578922667No sonic movie will come close to Sonic 3's box office
>>578922831post it
>>578922154His entire joke of the ship being impossible gets undermined by the man who destroyed Sonic Chronicles confirming that it's what he was going for all along. There's coincidence and then there's this.
>>578922875half lids mvst die
>>578922929Penders is not a Sega employee
>>578922897https://files.catbox.moe/sv7gxc.jpg
>>578923169Damn that's an old artstyle, hot
Take the W Scribbles. You won, even if it was against your will.
>>578923410Sonic wouldn't care. He doesn't care about anything.
I have images of Shadow's penis
>>578923478Shadow doesn't have a penis.
>>578923576Shadow is a girl?
Does Shadow have ANYTHING
>>578923653No. He doesn't have a vagina either.
>>578923653
>>578923668He has Maria in his heartAnd a scarf
>>578923767Have you ever fallen in love with someone that doesn't exist
>>578923851Yes, I did. For male Shadow though.
>>578923812Shadow has a shoe fetish?
>>578923981they're rocket boots
>>578924073They're AIR SHOES
>>578923410Sonic's cuckpower PALES in comparison to The One Who Watches
>>578923981>Translation: "Walking alone amidst the bustle, Shadow is momentarily captivated by the display window of a certain store. A pair of bright sky-blue shoes with a slightly adult look. In that instant...what did Shadow see in those shoes?"Shadow was not stunned by these shoes just because they look like Maria's. Maria's normal shoes are nearly flat slippers. He was stunned because he was, specifically, imagining her in adult shoes. He wanted to see her as a young lady.
How do we fix sonic fans?
>>578924196>the first sexual fantasy shafow has is of Matia's feetHe's just like me for real
>>578923767This guy's femdow is like the peak of sex appeal
>>578924362I can tell a woman drew that because it's tasteful
How do we stop Sonic from being ruined by capitalism?
>>578916543Are Sonurgefags going to look at any enemies to lovers story and call it Sonurge now
>>578924973Shut the fuck up you commie
>>578925015>Sonurgefags>Plural
>>578924973sonic has a lot of rings because he earned a lot of rings, it'd be unfair to take all of sonic's rings and give them to slower characters who put no effort into collecting rings
besties are always melties
>>578925197this is the opposite
M-MASTER BLACKWOOD???
>>578924561Amy's a crack shot.
>>578925197It’s Conductor’s Wife
female, cream the rabbit, feet, text, lagomorph, leporid, rabbit, anthro, smelly, mammal, solo, young, humanoid feet, toes, foot focus, bodily fluids, soles, plantigrade, dirty, dirty feet, smelly feet, foot fetish, sweat, clothing, dialogue, young anthro, 5 toes, stink fumes, sweaty feet, musk, stink lines, looking at viewer, speech bubble, barefoot, loli, dirty clothing, young female, fur, talking to viewer, gloves, handwear, smile, smell, child, open mouth, long ears, nails, big feet, border, footwear, brown eyes, socks
>>578917615If you get cucked by yourself does it still count as cucking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur5BSsqUJiM
Which Sonic girl takes it up the tailpipe?
>>578926394No one has sex in Sonic.
>>578926394All of them, but especially Amy with me.
>>578926498Vanilla didThe Conductor and his wife didSeveral noncanon characters didMaria did There's plenty of sex in Sonic
>>578926498>canonically has sex
Shadow should rape Surge.
8moe /v/ opinions are more important
>>578926559Mein fuchser.
Two in the pink...
>>578927662
>>578927649This manga is complete ass now
>>578927849Tsundere stories are usually ass. The trope can only last so long before the writer has to come up with an excuse for her to not progress
>>578913320I don't really have any ideas for using this as an influence for any character at the moment. She looks cool, though, I guess.
Can the vampire nigga just mind control Blaze already?
>>578928750Is that happening in the next issue (9th) or the one after (30th)?Drawing comics takes time, especially when IDW has to go through 50 rounds of ping-pong between their artists making a new page and Sonic Team saying "Shadow doesn't suck willies, do it again".
How do you stop a mind controlling villain without redeeming or killing them?
>>5789287502 weeks anon
Sonic would agree with my politics
Wwyd if Amy physically abused sonic?
>>578929169Throw 'em in jail.Batman does it all the time with Mad Hatter despite him being a sweaty creep.
>>578929347When's this 2016 trash gonna end?
>>578929789>he thinks it started in 2016
>>578930005i think it started in 2014 then intensified significantly in 2016 to the point jewtube was letting gay porn on for whatever fucking reason
>>578929169>How do you stop a [...] villain without redeeming or killing them?Other anon is wrong, jail is no good. Sonic should merely let them get away, every time, until they decide to be good guys, even if they don't.
>>578929540Shouldn't the pussy line be where the pussy is and shouldn't the pussy be closer to her butthole?>WwydWatch mostly, because she'd be using her hammer on him, and I can't survive that.
Telepath villains are always raping people
>>578929347Nintendo already removed the nonbinary gender option from their customer survey. Now they just have to remove the body type A and body type B nonsense from the games. Sega needs to do this as well, which is why it's a good idea to tell them there's no need for the corporate LGBT worship whenever they make a Twitter post about how they donated to a rainbow "charity".This year, Sega didn't switch their profile pic to a rainbow at all, which is progress
>I'd like to present my shadow files book which includes a set of unreleased stories that i originally had planned for archie. in this book shadow cucks sonic and i kill sonally the ship which most of you like but i wasn't really into it because i think soniona is hotter
>Marries the edgy rival
>>578930594When did Penders join Archie Sonic?
>>578930619>image was created years agowhat did he know
>>5789307601994. He also made Scourge as soon as he joined
>>578930594i hate satam eggman design
>>578930619>>578930594This is your reminder that Ken Penders worked on Digimon, particularly the movie that tricked all the fans into shipping the wrong pairing
>>578930998>the wrong pairingthere's no such thing
>>578930998any ship other than etamon/all is wrong pairing
>>578930998You make a very good that shippersfags are mentally ill.
>>578931110Tai and Sora were never going to bang
Rouge is a sexy lady. If only she wasn't a furry animal.
>>578930998>movie keeps drawing attention to their texting drama>literally awkward tension over the word love >"she's still waiting for him to call"And then she marries the guy she barely acknowledged for an entire series. Can you blame people for getting it wrong? It's barely any different from Shadally.
>>578931195I shipped Sora with myself when I was 10 > ]bu.. but what about tai?>I shipped him with AAAAHAHAHAHA
>>578931368she's like the least furry of all the furries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F6X14sz-xw
>>578931669This makes me squeam
>>578930594Ken Penders is the face of American Sonic. This can't be denied anymore.
OH MY GAIA! What's this, Blaze? Is that an entire SECRET COMPARTMENT beneath Blackwood's bed? It's for ME? WOWZERS! You're telling me that I can now sit CURLED UP in the FETAL POSITION below his bed while he GIVES YOU a FETUS in the MISSIONARY POSITION? SWEET CHAOS! And this CRAMPED, HUMID CRAWLSPACE was ENGINEERED to provide a FLOURSHING ECOSYSTEM for various BUGS, SPIDERS AND WORMS to call their home??? So much so that I can LIVE here INDEFINITELY, eating LITERAL INSECTS to SURVIVE? WOWIE, this is JUST LIKE HOME! My WATER will come from moisture on the walls that will give my tongue SPLINTERS when I SLURP IT UP? ALL RIGHT! And you're going to lock me down here PERMANENTLY? Blaze, you shouldn't have! Now I can truly focus on harnessing my psychic abilities while listening to the CARNAL RHYTHM of your PASSIONATE SEX with Blackwood! Time to take my powers to the next level! YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
It's so funny that digimon fans are still mad about thatThat would never happen to me.
>>578931776Shut up Ken. Stop puffing your chest and pretending you're important.
>>578931776It definitely isn't Ben Hurst at this point
>>578931846Why did you get invested in the fucking Archie version of the most mandated official character
>>578931776he is a key figure. 90s american was a lot of people who either died or retired and don't care about sonic anymore. so ken appears as the "face" since he's the only one remaining from that era who is active
>>578931846>>578930998The only ones still upset by this are the ones who watched it as kids, most of the current fans don't care.
>>578931846KEK
>>578932014Ken put to much of his tism into that comic to walk away from it. A lot of what he put in Archie Sonic was stuff that was supposed to be put into original work he wanted to do, along with ideas specifically for it and homages to his favorite works growing up.
Does Amy like chili dogs too?
>>578932243>"And a let my guard down a lot around you."What is she supposed to be like with her guard up?
>>578932474Amy Rose needs to explode.
>>578932243evan the stanley can't help herself
I for one have listened to the grievances of Westerners, and I now realize JP purism is a toxic cult. We should all lovingly embrace and financially support every bold creative Western reinterpretation of these once-beloved (now tragically stale and terminally boring) Sonic characters.
do certain fans seriously need every character's thoughts and emotions to be spelled out as clear as possible
Kinda fucked that Penders basically "owns" Sally since nobody official wants to claim her anymore.
>>578932887that's not how this shit works
>>578932243The art looks so ugly in both panels
>>578932948Did you not see the quotation marks?
>>578932849kek
>>578933047Sorry. I meant that's not how this shit "works"
You can't be so irony poisoned, that not only are you kissing Ken's ass in this thread but buying his fucking overpriced books. Can you?
>>578932475I was going to say I don't think anyone who has ever written that phrase has written a guarded character, especially not literally stowing your weapons around someone you trust.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtmMNHRM5uMGood Night.
>>578933126Is it any worse than paying Ian to answer questions about Sonic on his podcast?
>>578933126I love the West now. Shadow moving on from Maria and fucking some random woman is good. I am sorry for liking Japanese slop.
>>578932875I am not sure if there's this media literacy apocalypse people think there is in the Sonic fandom. People from the start did not read so deep into the games. Not in the 2000s and not in the 90s. At least from what I know.I don't think it would kill anyone to have the themes be stated out loud by characters. The Dark Knight I noticed does it a bunch. So it's obvious on one level what the themes and messages are, while it's still deep.Sonic is for kids, so it should do that. Shadow the Hedgehog has great themes and symbolism, I'm sure, but the actual writing sucks.
>>578932875This is why Morio Kishimoto said westerners cannot read between the lines
>>578933531LISTEN HERE BUB
>>578933531The world we were born in no longer exists
>>578933531"Canon!" - Ken Penders
>>578933257Yeah, that's also retarded That should be obvious
I'm not even sure why other characters exist at this point. Give me the oops, all amys game.
>>578933895Things change. People change. Much like the humble caterpillar finally emerges in the delicate radiant form of a butterfly, so too do individuals shed their former selves to take flight into something new. It is beautiful. Shed the chrysalis that confines you and fly.
Wwyd if Amy showed up at your house?
>>578934407Tell her that Sonic is cooler than her
>Axel just got added to Crossworlds >No one caresI guess you guys have all had your fill as well.
>>578934456I'm waiting for the mods that replace him with a cute girl
>>578932243it's okay to just admit that you like archie shadow more than game shadow
>>578934456Omg! We got Axel from Kingdom Hearts in Crossworlds?!
>>578935370saucc?
>>578935370Imada please save him
>>578935548Jet Black Hedgehog manga, Issue 5
>>578935770westies hate kino like this....
They're going to release art of shadow wearing glasses soon (they feature him in fall/early winter a lot) and the fangirls will have a collective violent orgasm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cy1ZKwQSOQ
https://files.catbox.moe/68qudw.jpg
dead hourstime to post the best ship
>>578932243A lot of people are stopping liking shadow now that they realized him not being like archie wasn't due to mandates or bad writing but him from beginning. I mean the character will still survive, so it's fine there's a clean up and the audience goes for other characters that are more to their taste.
>>578938460Good. I'm glad they're moving on to characters that actually fit their agenda instead of trying to change Shadow.
>>578938312harder daddy~
>>578938530True, but the thing is a lot of the characters that would fit their agenda don't nearly comparable amount of content or relevancy which is why i think they are trying to change him to begin with.
>>578932243"Shadow should be more like Archie" This is why Archiedow is my least favorite Archie character.
>>578934204Thorn Rose was the best Amy in Prime
>>578928308Momo wasn’t even that sort of tsundere, it’s just that the mc is sort of spineless. They did end up confessing but of course, like you said, the author had to delay them actually talking about it through amnesia bullshit.
>>578931669He's succing the onions out of him.
>>578931370Iirc it’s because they’ve already had a different director/writers for the movie who assumed the same.
Give Sonic to Xbox
>>578940107Let Sega return to making consoles to take advantage of Sony being dumb
>>578940184Sega is going to be limping out of the gate with the PC parts crisis going on
>>578916663You should have made it sooner, before the Surgefag had the chance
>>578934456Sorry but I don't give a fuck about crazy taxi
>>578940879AI companies are a bunch of parasites. RAM is super expensive now because of them
>>578930852He didn't make Scourge
>>578938460Everyone who likes Shadow agrees 06 is the best version of him. Well, everyone but the contrarians of /sthg/
>>578942769How is 06 the best version?
>>578942769I wouldn't say the best but it is not the OOC version they would want if they actually got their agenda either.
>>578942769SA2 and Battle are best
>>578942769'06 Shadow wasn't a different character than SA2 Shadow. Nor was he like Archie Shadow.
>>578943156yep, the only real difference is that maria isn't brought up and the situation doesn't require him to fight or oppose sonic (though, there is still a general subtext of him saving the world from himself like in all stories focusing on shadow, considering what mephiles represents)
>>578943156Reminder '06 got wiped at the end, so that one scene people fellate is gone, and he is back to the version in that screenshot. People hallucinated development.
>>578943156Archie Shadow is the same as 06
>>578943381Maria doesn't need to be brought up for her to be his driving motivation. People keep complaining about how they retread his story and mention Maria, but if they don't, you get a giant horde of people insisting it means he doesn't give a shit about her anymore and he became a generic morally righteous hero like Sonic or something.
>>578943543bait
>>578943543I am sorry about your mental retardation. I hope you get better soon.
>>578943718I don't have a problem with maria being brought up, i am just saying the only reason people hallucinate it to be similar to fandom depictions is lack of her and him not opposing sonic in the story.
>>578943381Someone here said 06 Shadow was based on Shadow's amnesiac characterization, but I don't know if that's true or not.
>>578943156He has moments that doesn't make him look like a douchebag to everyone around him while being his serious self. You don't see that from him anymore
Americans will complain about how the characters are one note and boring, but the moment japs write the character differently depending on the situation they're in, Americans will insist it's some monumental permanent character development.
>>578943952What specific scene are you talking about and how is it gone
>>578943952He is still like that in more ''serious'' stories, it's just that he is an ill fit for stuff like crossworlds where the atmosphere is a lot more lively.
>>578943928It's in the leaked beta internal script of Sonic '06 (sonicnext_allscript).Funny how even '06 Shadow's bio mentions Maria. "Durr he moved on" kek
>>578943980>but the moment japs write the character differently depending on the situationHe was part of GUN and the pretend it didn't happen. This isn't just some line out of context, is a blatant retcon and Iizuka is fucking moron
>>578943980Americans will say the characters need to have more depth and by that they mean copy whatever Marvel is doing (OP)
>>578944225From what i understand shadow can join forces with gun, or eggman, or sonic or anyone if it coincides with his goals but is not particularly tied to any of them.
>>578943543Care to point to where Shadow acted like this in 06?
>>578944147This was removed for a reason. They already decided that 05 Shadow was the same Shadow, Segfman told him that. So this bio made no sense
>>578944225No, you are a moron. It wasn't a full-time job. It says right in all his bios he uses any means necessary to achieve his goals. What do you think that meant?
>>578944314>>578944414It doesn't make sense>Don't take any vendettas tonight He is written as if he had never worked for GUN. He just knows Abraham >He may even work for Eggman Lmao. Like that time Eggman wasn't building some deadly weapon, that time like....Iizuka just shut the fuck up
>>578944331So this is what SoAfags want. Yeah I'll take Sega's Shadow any day.
>>578944331This is how Shadow was before the Meta era
>>578944604>Lmao. Like that time Eggman wasn't building some deadly weapon, that time like....Iizuka just shut the fuck upSA2 and Sonic Rivals and Sonic X and now Blade of Courage you nigger
Americans will say peepee poopoo, but later they would poopoo peepee.
>>578944604>I NEED Shadow to reference the thing! Hey hey Abraham remember that time we worked together and became military besties? Remember? I 'member.Stfu Ian
>>578944671Show me a game.
>>578944720We don't use the n-word on /sthg/.
>I want Shadow to become le sweetie tsundere shitty friend who immediately becomes irrelevant afterwards like the several other characters in the franchise that did the exact same thing and already fill that role, I need him to DEVELOP and by DEVELOP I actually mean I am a self-inserter with the mind of a child who wants to use Shadow as a coping mechanism for my own loneliness, if I have to think for more than two seconds about how the character thinks using context clues without it being spelled out for me I will have a brain aneurysm because I am addicted to instant dopamine hits from social media and it needs to be immediately obvious to me what he's thinking, I cannot handle any amount of trauma or seriousness or permanence in my baby franchise despite bitching incessantly about how everything is Hello Kitty now, remove all original traits @Sega I cannot #relate please make him #relatable
>>578944720>SA2 Eggman destroys the moon, and he did this all by himself before Gerald ruined his plans >Sonic Rivals Your one and one point >Sonic X Same as SA2>Blade of Courage So far he only awoken an ancient God that turned people into stone. Shadow is responsible for this. And whatever bullshit explanation that comes next won't help as an excuse >>578944814Why is Shadow working for GUN if he despises them like Rouge suggested? Abraham showed a level of maturity that game Shadow can't show, because Japan is obsessed with making him stuck in his own personal trauma. Abraham>Shadow
>>578944929
>>578945242>because Japan is obsessed with making him stuck in his own personal traumaOh yes because trauma just goes away if you think "this is stupid I don't want trauma anymore". Jesus I am so glad that they do not pander to complete imbeciles like you.
Shadow needs to just stop thinking about Maria and stop being sad.
>>578945397They made 05 precisely to deal with his personal trauma. What else do you want? If I was Rouge I would slap Shadow in the face 1000 times until he got over it
>>578945242>Eggman destroys the moon, and he did this all by himself before Gerald ruined his plansBait, Shadow orchestrated the entire thing and Amy verbally acknowledges that Shadow tricked him.
>>578945532Eggman destroyed the moon unprompted idiot. Nobody told him to do so
>>578945512He isn't confused about anything anymore.
Silver can laugh despite his traumaSilver>Shadow Shadow is weak
>>578944757I see peepee poopoo so I will give you a (you)
>>57894551205? You mean Shadow the Hedgehog (2005), the game Iizuka himself wrote? So you're using the game he wrote and developed to contradict him, even though Shadow explicitly says "I made a promise and I'm here to keep it" at the end, and spends the entire story showing clear distress over what happened to Maria? The exact trauma that Black Doom exploits in order to pull him toward the Dark paths?That 05?
>>578945775Shadow laughs in sonic battle and sonic x and shadow the hedgehog game
Shadow's the only character who'd probably fit a horror-themed game.
>>578945940Only when he battles or to make himself feel superior. He never smiles otherwise.Silver does it naturally
why are you unironically mad that the trauma character has trauma again? is it because you want hello kitty? or is it because youre an incel who relates to being alone and sad? shadow is alone and sad for real reasons , you're alone and sad because you are a loser with no ability to understand basic human emotional concepts like ptsd
Maekawa god Penders demon
>>578946023>or to make himself feel superior.Um, he's not Vegeta, okay?
>>578946023?
>>578945872I use 05 to prove Shadow shouldn't be stuck in the past06 to show other writers do it better than IizukaAnd I call Iizuka a faggot because it's natural to me like breathing
>>578946023the character that gets introduced with a stage name track called mr unsmiley doesnt smile often...god i feel so betrayed...
>>578946019Black Doom's appearance and voice is really fit for that. SA1 also had Amy trying to hide and get away from that robot that Eggman sent after her, which resembles the chase trope of survival horror games
>>578946201You hate Shadow. Shadow will never fuck your waifu.
>>578946201Archiefag, it's done.
>>578946242I remember Amy's stage in Twinkle Park having that section with sudden creepy music.
https://files.catbox.moe/4b1wq9.jpeg
>>578946223I'm not saying that Shadow shouldn't smile. Only that he is weak mentally speaking.
>>578946201Looks like I gotta ask AGAIN.Okay, so, Shadow gets over Maria, his trauma, everything. What's supposed to happen now? What's Shadow supposed to do? What are his characteristics?
>>578945775Ironically sa2 shadow does smile a bit but 06 silver never does
>>578946337How I wish there were a an official Sonic-based survival horror game. It would sell so much
>>578946395Wow Knuckes, let him get a taste
>>578946458Not many people smile in that game. 06 is overall a sad story. It has nothing to do with the characters specifically
So can Fortnite Sonic do any of the dances or is he restricted to certain ones? I'd like to see him doing the weird fortnite version of the Crash dance when it comes out.
>>578946448He gets over it and never thinks about her again until the day he dies or something
Krack is at it again. She trained about 10 AI models, hardcoded the Western ones to lose every single argument on purpose, then finetuned the Jap ones with pure autism so they "win" the arguments and make her shitty takes look like divine revelation. /sthg/ is compromised. How do we stop this bitch?
you are not funny krack
>Defeat Krack I hope Sega makes a game that is nothing but her exact thesis on Shadow's character.
Knuckles and Rouge barely interact in sa2
>>578947695Shut up Krack.
krack is cool
>>578948038sega of america would be very mad
>>578948943SoJ seething at Sonic's mouth not being sideways
From time to time Atlus remembers Jack Frost exists
say nigger
I only see females wearing the Tails one>>578950659NIGGER
>>578950839>well i was camping outside and... you wouldn't believe it>i heard a loud "NIGGER" that shake the earth under my feet!
>no drawfag who regularly draws Shadow/sthg/ is worthless
>>578916543/athg/ - Autistic Hogs General
Sonic Team has no idea what Frontiers 2 or whatever the new game is going to be called should even be about and play as. I know people in these threads coped that Sonic Team's job listings, especially the one for a scenario writer, wasn't related to the new game, but it looks like it was, and we're likely gonna have to wait longer until we get news or leaks.
>>578951234why, what do you want to see?
>>578951279Anything that makes you think that?
>>578951371I literally just wrote why.
>>578951279
>>578951326ShadowThe Hedgehog
>>578951390Confirmed the scenario writer was for the next game?i don't have problem with waiting long but if it's going to be a forces where 3 years of it was spent on bs then...
>>578951471
>>578951578me after reading any fanfic where Shadow gets raped
>>578950839Hire Miiju and let her design the merch from now on
>>578951614The thing is, it was rushed. They made and scrapped a billion different DNFs. The name was old, sure, but the actual data files that make up the game were hastily slapped together.
>>578951471A rushed game is bad.A 10 years delayed game is eventually an EPIC FAIL
>>578951875GTA VI will sell 100 millions minimun
>>578952081gta 6 will be a delusion even when it banks a lot of money
>>578951471Shenmue 3
>>578952081gta 6 could be nothing but a txt file that says "fuck you nigga" and it would sell a gorillion copies
>>578952275>delusion*disappointment
>>578952081>>578952275GTA6 will be filled with everything wrong with the game industry. It will also cost the double of old gen GTA5. I think I'll stick just playing older games like Sonic. The 2012 release versions.
>>578952646>>578952646>It will also cost the double of old gen GTA5I'm rubbing my hands at the thought that every fanboy will spill money like there's no tomorrow for a product that is just gta5 part 2 filled with gay quirky chungus humor and less freedom/interactivity.
GTA6 being a success won't stop the industry from crashing. All the investors (who made things worst by pushing for ESG and other fag shit) have left for AI. Now games have to appeal to chuds, coomers, capitalists, and people who actually play video games.We'll know things are bad when Amy gets her panty shots back.
>>578952906>We'll know things are bad when Amy gets her panty shots back.And we're all waiting for that with great excitement, right?
>acceleratosnists in /sthg/
>>578953068i thought this entire civilization accellerates by itself
>>578953068>anon doesn't want to go fast
>>578953042We got Roll thirsting over her brother in the new Mega Man game. Just saying.
>>578953342Can I spank Roll?
>>578953342horny
I think the Fornite collab made the persona general hate us
>>578953475We furfags are more toxic so i wouldn't bother, we can beat weebniggers in assburgers warfare.
it's safe to post anon, i was joking we're not really furfags
>>578954537It's dead hours anon, you are screaming at the void
>>578954941is the void aware, though?
>snively, what color is my heart?>>i don't see a heart, sir>exactlyThis line is really well made, got anything like it?
>>578950839tails knux and kinda silver ones are goodtails is goated eventthe rest is meh
Teddie will make a cameo in the next Sonic game
>>578955261OOC. JP Snively would never say that.
>>578955529I like the red belts of the werehog. I just wished it had actually metal spikes instead of buttons
>>578955695would like to have that belt around my neck during werehog sex
>>578955967me too Chip
chip porn just baffles mewhydesu he doesnt even meet sonic's design standards
>>578956230t. blobfaggot
>>578956089Source?
>>578956427https://e621.net/posts/6636752?q=chip_%28sonic%29
>>578956230>sonic's design standardsyou think someone goons to on-model sonic porn?
>>578956410>feet out of nowhereMentally ill.
>>578956889then what can you possibly mean by designs standards? He is no different from Charmy
>>578919261Tails.Too yellow for orange.Too orange for yellow.
>He is no different from Charmykek
>>578953342That's always been a thing because not-blood-related. Thanx Nihon.
>>578956964>He is no different from Charmyhe isn't blobian either
>>578957448you want him to look like a centipede parasite with eyes inside his mouth like dark gaia?
sooooonic heerooooos
>>578958057I can't believe Knuckles is aurafarming and not Shadow
>>578957590yes
>>578958057
>mods working overtime but only when there are a few posters Why does this mean?
>>578958642scribbles is active
>>578957448Of course it looks like that
Do you consider Amy to be White or Japanese?
is xhey right?
>>578959608She's a hedgehog you doofus
>>578957023WHAT PRIMITIVE PEOPLE YOU FUTURE UNWARRIORS BE! In Mayan Tongue, we use more descriptive language! Say the female was hunted for slaughter or sacrifice. To match the color of the male, we would bloody the slab of meat and call it 'blood-fox' color. Yes, the Two-Tailed One is of a BLOOD-FOX Color in relation to His Mate! It is a noble color with no shame. Wear that description with pride, o scavenger beast!
>>578959736Hedgehogs can be from Japan.
>>578959636Shadamy is slop but not for the retarded reasons fujos seethe about.
>>578960457Shadamy is cnc
>>578960425not at all. They are native from europe/asia/africa. If you find one in america is not from there
>>578960457Shadamy is literally just shadow x maria but less likely to get cancelled online.
>>578959608Physically japanese, but spiritually white.
>>578932243Supposed Rouge fan doesn’t seem to realize that putting Rouge in that position softens her character in a negative way (i just realized Archiedow and Archie Team Dark as a whole are meant for people who can’t read between the lines)
>>578932243Why does Shadow need to hear this from Rouge? Rouge needs to reassure Shadow? Shadow and Rouge don't already have this sorted out? We want interactions like that?
>>578959608>JapaneseShe’s a kogal >EnglishWhite woman, especially nowadays with the boring white bread “main girl” trope forced on her
>>578962326Shippers want this interaction.
>>578962936Do shippers want Shadow to talk the way he does in that new Archie book?
>>578962404she wouldn't be boring now if you insisted on boom Amy being bad, but you didn't
>>578963036That’s all on you, I never thought Boo-my was funny unlike Sticks.
>>578963127but some people still think otherwise
>>578963014Yes. Probably not with Sally but a lot of shippers want that. They get very hostile if they're told he doesn't speak that way.
Amyfags are Mistyfags
are you enjoying the Fortnite crossover?
>>578963867 i'm playing apex
The choice is between being a genuine good person with respect for the guy next to me, or being an absolute toxic asshole like the guy next to me.
>>578964227Understandable, I liked playing the brap doctor
There is no choice. Destroy everyone in your path.
>>578963413>RedditThere’s your problem. I’m not surprised they thought a stale bread character like Boo-my was good, they’re like anime “fans” who have contempt for the medium they supposedly like and likely unironically use “seinen-like” in their vocabulary
>>578964426I guess peace was never an option.*loads shotgun*
>>578945532I've thought this since 2000 but it's honestly one of the dumbest things that everyone mixes up Sonic and Shadow. Amy exists, thus other hedgehogs exist, so it isn't like Sonic was thought to be the last of his kind. They just look nothing alike, even if you squint and blur your eyes and only catch them out of the corner of your vision.
>>578963684I thought sallyfags were mistyfags?
misty besties...
>>578963684Wrong, false and untrueIm a Mayfag
>>578965138They look the same but with a different color
>>578960842That's kind of unfair to Shadria. Shadria isn't predicated on badboy tropes and trying to fix him.Shadria is more Maria just liking him in spite of him being a weirdo.
>>578962404>>578963036Soon...
>>578963684Amyfags are Serenafags and they even act like them. The way you find them annoying is the same way Pokemon fans find Serenafags annoying.
>>578951578>Tfw you follow 15 different fanfics and none of them gets updated during the whole summer>You want to read a new one but the fandom shits out 25 different fanfics a day so finding a good one in a sea of mid is incredibly tiresome
>>578968752Just use Ai to create your own
>>578968807>Sorry Blaze you can't join out group, your boobs are THIS size
>>578968850I rather drink gasoline
>>578968850>aislop stories
>>578965478The fact that someone cared enough about this characters to make this art is astounding to me
Sonic radicalized me.
>>578970551gays have to take what they get.
>>578970551Don is kinda hot
>>578969097tey will always be cute
>>578968752I get back from work so tired lately that I just have no energy to write. But I'm working on a new chapter for my fics.
Thought you lot might like this.
I miss silvercuckposter...
>>578968002>People realizing a character that has a theme song about passion is better as a passionate character Who’d a thunk?
>>578973635which post was your favorite?
>>578973635Silver does not deserve to get cucked.
>>578973635Soon
>>578973826The one where Blaze tits gets chopped
>>578974351But Blaze doesn't have those in the first place
>>578967646I meant moreso in the way it's the same sweet girl x edgy guy trope and its literally ''amy reminds me of maria'' in their first serious interaction.
Nugget
>>578968118How do serena and mistyfags actually differ
>>578974819Silver fucks this (according to Miijiu)
>>578973110Do the video on Sonic movie 3 already or fuck off Cybershell
>>578975059I am still trapped in her dungeon.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/560953425/#q560978160sorry man
>>578973635No bad intention to Silverfags bad I think of all characters he is the most likely to be a cuck and enjoy it
>>578974623Thats the joke
>>578975842Rip. But why would you give Metal the voice of someone so old? He is young you know
listening to the story of andrew dobson makes me think of him as a sort of ian flynn, but worse.
It's time.
>>578975842>Anon wants a guy in the movies >The guy dies the same day the post is made Oh no. I liked him as Optimus Prime.
Also, please pick a character for me to play through Sonic 1 please.
>>578976378Thanks kind of harsh for Ian. I wouldn't compare anyone with Son of Dob
>>578976378Okay, Ken Penders.
What did he say? What did he say?
>>578976597that post was from six months ago
>>578976848>size>freewhat
>and then shadow cucked sonic>and then sonic was fuck it and was like the wind
>>578976957Dunno
>>578976603amy in sonic one, sonic in cd, tails in sonic 2, sonic in s3&k, knuckles in s3&k knuckles part.
>>578976920Mb
Mistyfags are more just waifufags who want and need Ash to be with Misty because they want to bang her.Serenafags more want Serena to end up with Ash because they want them together since she has an obvious crush on her that plays a prominent role in her character.Because of this you will see Misty fans more just shitting on other girls and fans of other girls directly as well as talking from this place of entitlement.Serenafags instead focus on the idea that "Serena makes most sense" and get ticked off when people focus on getting to see the narrative around the character and why her being with Ash is logical.Likewise Serenafags like Serena for just being girly. A lot of people dunk on her for liking cute things and cooking/baking, similar to Amy. There is a general attitude in these guy series where dunking on girls for doing girly things is to be mocked.Basically, Mistyfags care moe about the girl they see as having more hierarchical importance and of being "higher value" getting with the MC, while Swrena fans are invested in the narrative of Serena getting with Ash.I see similar things with Sally vs Amy.A lot of people that like Amy like her because they are invested in her pursuit narrative and want to see her get the W, and that's not a small % of the reason people are invested in her.
>>578977053>sonic in cdThat's not in the plans, I hate CD. I'll do the rest though, sounds fun.
>and then Shadow cucked Sonic and shows Sonic his and Amy's son Silver>and then Sonic was fuck it and was like the wind then he farted
tails the fox
>>578977551Is cute!
Tails is the best
>>578968002>low key high key ong fr fr no capDo these low IQ alphabet zoomers really only know how to talk like this?
>>578977631TAILS THE FOX - is too feminine for his own good.
>>578977884Is he?
https://files.catbox.moe/yq2lih.jpg
>>578978098Prison friends !
Have a lovely morning!!
>>578959636I don't like Shadamy because it's just self-insert, aesthetic slop but I'm glad this moron got ratioed
>>578978098hot but i thought it's gonna be a threesome spiroast and i'm disappointed
>>578975385She looks like she's hearing bad news..Is she ok?
>>578978226You too
>>578977093ah, i was moreso into the games (or used to be into) the games for pokemon than the anime outside of hen i watched kanto and johto on tv, where i was very young and cared more about the pokemon than the humans. so i wouldn't really know the character details.I suppose may or dawnfags don't get into ship or waifu debates as much.
>>578976680>>et. alBased on what I'd actually wear, Tails > Shadow > Knuckles > quite a large gap > Sonic > Silver > another large gap > Mephistopheles I'd bump Silver's up way higher if it didn't have the fur around the hood. Tails gets a major bump down if the material isn't waterproof, which it kind of looks like it might not be. Shadow would get a boost if not for the white collar and cuffs.
Little boys are cute
shadamy being aesthetic slop is one of the reasons why it's good. why would you want a not cute couple like sonamy?
>>578977093Meant for >>578974857
>>578978590Little girls too.
>>578978579>Mephistopheles>Doesn't like fur around the hoodFaggot and a secondary
>>578978629I mean Sonamy is also obviously good aesthetically if not better, shadamy aesthetically just plays the ''tuff guy'' angle more. only ships actually hurt by aesthetic arguments outside of complete crack ones are the human x anthro ones
>>578978760Yep!>>578978579I agree Tails' is the most wearable
>>578978859Sorry, auto correct. I meant Mephisto.And fur around the hood might be aesthetic, but I don't like things tickling my neck.
>>578978427>I suppose may or dawnfags don't get into ship or waifu debates as much.There are some but not nearly as much.The zeitgeist was very much just Misty is queen of the hill until Serena came along. Also yeah I mostly played the games as well, but even then I never got much into the human characters in Pokémon. I cared more about the Pokemon.If I cared about a human character, it would be pretty surface level and mostly utilitarian.I will say I never cared for Misty myself. I liked May and Dawn better since they did contests which meant thry actually did something as opposed to Misty who was just around to say there was a girl in the cast.I stopped watching the show around and after Gen 4.
>>578978884nope. sonamy is hella lame
>You see, Miles is a special kid
>>578979005It's the werehog anon.And it's Mephiles.Mephistopheles is the demon from Faust Mephiles is based on
OH boy, I'm all set and ready for another grand time traveling adventure in order to set right that which has been wronged. What have you got for me today Portal Senpai! What's that!? You're telling me that due to mysterious fluctuations in space time beyond your control, the only temporal junction points you are capable of connecting too anymore are occurrences of Master Blackwood pile driving Blaze into oblivion? You're saying that every time I pass through you from now on I only will be transported to instances of my sweet purple psychokinetic cat princess getting viciously dicked by Master Blackwood in every conceivable sexual position, in every conceivable context, in every conceivable timeline!? And you're saying that due to my constant abuse of time travel coupled with my telekinetic powers preserving my memories of past altered timelines I will be forever graced with constant visions of Master Blackwood inseminating Blaze with his massive veiny shaft, pumping her full of his potent ermine sperm into her soft and moist feline pussy with the intention impregnating her and continuing his bloodline, all while she moans his name so loudly it echoes across time and space itself? All of this and more will be permanently itched into my mind in excruciatingly graphic detail every time I so much as look at a visual representation of Blaze!? Gosh what else can I say other than HALLELUJAH! Truly it is a gift to be reminded how happy your loved ones will be for the rest of their lives.
>>578979334That's not the werehog. Those are flames on the cuffs. It's Mephagor. Their marketing department clearly got mixed up.
>>578979514I need to go to work I don't have time to call you a faggot enough times
I love Tails!
>>578978629>implying Sonic and Amy isn't aestheticThe blue hedgehog with the pink hedgehog with matching christmas colored clothing aesthetics?If anything, I'd argue Shadamy is reliant more on tropes than aesthetic.
>>578979153Sonic's design is just as good as shadow's.>>578979084I saw a lot of cringy coomers for them online because of may's shirt making her chest more viisble (which honestly wasn't even big but the anime listing her age as 10 instead of 12-13 like the game ver was probably what did it) and dawns skirt. didn't see ship debates tho
>>578979503You are roleplaying, roleplaying is a bannable offense
>>578960457Sonadow fujos hate happy heterosexual couples. Show them Sonamy and Shadria instead. They hate these couples because they have a basis in the canon
>>578979687>ear blush
>>578979813Silver is so angry that he's going to pop a blood vessel in his head
>>578979992Some things are just too ugly to be posted online
Tails will live forever!
>>578979929I've seen a lot of people that ship sonamy/shadria and sonadow at the same time.
>cowboy mobians in the wilderness of Northamer>He is a fucking cow
Whoever tried posting that Amy thread on /v/ should be embarrassed
Should Sonic have more boy characters
>>578979710>cringy coomers for them online because of may's shirt making her chest more viisble (which honestly wasn't even big but the anime listing her age as 10 instead of 12-13 like the game ver was probably what did it) and dawns skirt. didn't see ship debates thoOmg yes I remembered that and always found it super weird. Like holy shit people would go on and on about hoe big her boobs were and how short dawns skirt was. And im like....not really? Some people are weird and have arrested development.Go thirst after actually big boobed and short-skirted anime girls lmao.But they were still not nearly as omnipresent as Mistyfags. It was also the same kind of deal as Taiora. First girl IS dating the MC because they just are.(Even when it never happened nor was implied)Then Serena comes along and there is explicit and over romantic implications and that got people invested and suddenly people got threatened, which got Serenafags developing a victim complex and becoming kind of deranged.Shipping is mental illness
Homosexuality is a choice the right choice
>>578980231Pretty stupid. Let's start using the term homoslop on Twitter to describe Sonadow. Just wait for all the ultraliberal alphabet zoomers and fujos with a victim complex to come out and cry -phobia, -ism, and bigotry
>>578980675All new Sonic characters should be maleAnd all existing Sonic characters should be turned into males
>>578981042I mean the small ones
>>578980675We need to get people to stop trying to wrase Tails' boy-ness first
>>578980715I am not a taiorafag but desu sorato was badly done, like i understand digimon isn't a romance series and it's not the point but yamato and sora barely interact in s1 and 2 before the revelation which is why it sticks out to people imo. if instead sora got married to some random off screen guy wiithout baggage then it'd be more acceptable in my personal view.
>>578981182That's not a thing
>>578981126Sure. Every character should have a smaller sidekick that worship their butt
>>578981042That sounds gay. All sonics should be women.
>>578980918>Let's start using the term homoslop on Twitter to describe SonadowIts not even really homoslop. Its fujoslop.Homoslop exists and is Its own thing.
>>578981260>sorato was badly doneI don't see how it was "badly done". There wasnt much to it. It just happened.The idea it sticks out to people because it wasn't built up is nonsense. It sticks out to people because it isn't Taiora. Let's be honest.
>>578981387I wish it wasn't.
Summer is almost over...
>>578982026I also love posting headcanons
>>578982727NTAb wdym headcanons?Silver is bluntly asking questions. Quite rudely at that.
Drawfag here, I hate niggers
>>578982431Not denying it for the general audience, i am just saying how i personally felt about it, it having no builtup to me would feel more natural if it was a rando instead of two characters i've known.>>578980918It's understandable, a lot of them even like sonamy/shadria for wholesomes but like sonadow when it's time to coom, if anything the ultraliberalism you describe it is just fake maskactivism to make it look legitimate because westies are embarrassed to openly look like gooners. sonadow still had decent popularity before liberalism in 00s and is popular in japan without that factor.
Sonic wants to fuck Surge
>>578983179sorry anon, he's currently in the shower with shadowhttps://files.catbox.moe/3mieln.png
There are people that legitimately don't get the idea of romantic affection outside of just wanting to fuck people and that makes me sad.
>>578982981>Ever since he was little, he's been driven to find the truth through brute force and strength of will. That was all he had at his disposal.It's headcanon. I doubt a doomed future has many people to be rude to. He just doesn't know any better
>>578982981Anything that goes against their Uwuver propaganda gets called headcanon
>>578983179>>578983398Sonic and Shadow take turns to ride Jonesy Fortnite's dick carousel
>>578983484You shouldn't be sad. There's different strokes for different people.
>>578983484Sonic the Hedgehog?
>>578983484To be honest, I don't get wanting to fuck people either. People are gross.
>>578983484HUGS AND HAND HOLDING ONLY!
>>578980675They’re all boys
>>578983886And those people will get different strokes of STDs
>>578983546It's overall supposed to be his straightforwardness and intensity
>>578981182If anyone is doing that it’s Sonic Team. They tried to make him into Jimmy Neutron minus the childish tendencies
>>578984440Yeah but he is mixing things up to push his idea. It's fine , it may even be true, but it's not something I would post online as a fact
>>578984564blaze should dom sonic with her massive futa horse cock. which has cat barbs running down its sides.
>>578983484Sex means different things to different people. As long as the person is satisfied with their idea of sex, why be sad about that? They're happy.But also, what the fuck does this have to do with Sonic the Hedgehog video games?
>>578982690never thought i would find classic amy sexy
>>578985978No, no. It makes sense. Sonic games are a metaphor for unhealthy sexual relationships.
>>578985043>
>>578986085If you give any character off-model fat ass and tits then they become sexy, that's how it works
>>578983942>>578985978I posted Amy for a reason. I feel like it plays a lot into both how Amy is judged as a character and how people depict her.Amy's feelings for Sonic aren't ever really depicted as being all that based on his looks or finding him "hot or sexy".
>>578984576Sonic Team didn't really do that. It seems to be more a thing SoA wants to do. Even Tailstube plays up him being a kid more.
Ships that have real emotions tied to them (Sonamy, Shadria, Silvaze) get shit on the most
>>578987191My brother in Gaia, look at the Sonic Team games starting with Unleashed
>>578987278Shadria gets shit on mostly for the human thing desu. but overall what is canon adjacent will get shit on the most.
>>578987191cmon now
>>578987678...in which ones are his childish traits muted?
>>578987278>Silvaze sneak
>>578987753See >>578987765
>>578987191Sonic Team developed Sonic Adventure, which was the primary codifier of his workshop tech traits. Even those were previously present in Tails Adventure, and he upgraded and repaired the plane while Sonic was on Wing Fortress in StH2.But yes, it was totally an original creation of those dastardly weterners, ruining everything through their poor translation efforts.
>>578986972People just project her as being ''shallow'' because they associate the energy with the energetic and youthful energy she has with ''fangirl'' even if 06 and unleashed prove otherwise.It's why i actually like them playing into her mystic side becuase people don't really catch on to the ''believing in fate and hopeless romantic'' thing without that.
>>578987278>SonamyOne sided slop>Shadrianecrophilia zoophilia femoid fantasy>Silvazeeh it's fine
>>578987901Tails Lawyer....please learn to read.
Is a static recompile just an emulator on steroids? Some call it a "pc port" but it looks just like better emulation to me.
>>578988037People who can't comprehend why you'd love someone who is dead are literal actual psychopaths
>>578987765…All of them? He’s stapled to the sideline using the Miles electric like it’s Jimmy’s remote shrink ray, and nothing else?
>>578988037>onesidedSonic likes her back>zoophiliaSCANA
>>578987920Exactly! It's easier for people to get it when they see she is into stuff like fortunetelling and stuff.
>>578988103Shadria can't be a ship because she's dead.
>>578988268It literally can
>>578988179>trying to save face instead of admitting he sperged out over shit no one said.
every character in this stupid series has died at least once and all of them figured out some way to come back.the fact that shadow hasn't already resurrected maria just proves he hates her.
>>578988397Wtf are you talking about? YOU said Sonic Team didn’t do it, when they clearly did
>>578988557The series works on causal loop, the ones who died and came back (i can only think of sonic, since shadow didnt die in the fall somehow) so sonic technically didn't die because he was always supposed to come back via silver being sent there. for maria her fate was written to die.
>>578988557Huh?
>>578988650None of the things you said have anything to do with him losing his boyishness , let alone starting in Unleashed? ...except boe youre saying in SA1?
>>578983168Many of the Sonadow fujos who hate Sonamy and Shadria are bona fide ultraliberals though. They hate those 2 couples just because they're straight. a lot of the fujos are so schizophrenic that they believe all fictional male characters are some shade of non-straight by default then cry -phobia and -ism if you push back on that assertion
>>578988782>shadow, the ultimate lifeform, cannot find a pen to rewrite fateembarrassing, honestly. no wonder he needs roller skates
>>578988920Because starting in Unleashed it became all “super genius” and no “boy”. I already made this clear
>>578989163It's like you didn't even watch Prime. Tails obviously has boy, because Tails with no boy is Nine.
>>578989387Tails with no boy is Unleashed-onward game Tails. Nine is Tails with no Sonic. How fucked is your media literacy my god
>>578989112Yes, some of them are genuine ultralibs, but most of it is masking or using virtue signalling because they are ashamed of being seen as either misogynistic or gooners which is the other kind of moralfag that calls them out.in 00s or in japan where this kind of moralfagging or neuroticism over how you are seen by online mob is absent the ''fujos'' are much different.
>>578989595(me)>>578989112Allso shadria is hated even outside of sonadow or any other rival shadow ship because maria is human (you know how sonelise was received) and looks young. before sonelise it was received better.
>>578989556Sonic is the boy*friend*. Unless you're one of those weirdos who thinks Sonic runs away from Amy because he is totally straight and interested in women.
>>578989556Tailsfags don't like to be reminded that Sega is doing an awful job at making Tails look cute. Fortnite did a better job than Sega at this for example
>>578988268uh yes it can
>>578986972There is just as much shipping and romantic art for Amy and Sonic as there is pornography too, it's not like it's one or the other. The fandom is free to explore every aspect of a fictional character.
>>578989891I’m a huge Tailsfag and that’s one of my biggest complaints, on top of Sega never letting him be part of the physical action anymore>>578989801Now you’re just talking about something else entirely, just stop
Sonic Lost World is a game that loves to emotionally torture Sonic every step of the way.First, Tails is kidnapped (because of Sonic's mistake) and the villain gleefully announces he's going to turn Tails into a robot. For bonus points, all of this happens after an unresolved falling out between Sonic and Tails.Then, he's informed that the villains are sucking the life out of his planet with one of Eggman's machine. Sonic, stranded on the villains' small planet, can only watch helplessly at the screen of his communicator while a shivering Amy Rose tries to contact him one last time before she (and arguably half of the planet's population) has her life sucked out of her.Keep in mind that at the start of the game Sonic freed the villains from Eggman's slavery. In a sense, it's Sonic's fault if the world is now in danger.Not some times later, Sonic also watches in shock as Eggman himself falls off a collapsing bridge and into a pit of magma. This after Eggman threw Sonic to safety.It all culminates in a short moment in which Sonic desperately tries to reach for someone to talk too, only for the sad reality to dawn on him: he's all alone, everyone he knows is on the verge of death, and it's all his fault.This is heavy stuff, and yet I never saw it brought up in any Sonic related discussion. Why?
people just copying their reddit posts hoping they'll get more traction here
I do not "hate" Modern Sonic. Hate implies it occupies the same emotional tier as something worth peoples' time and effort.I regard Modernshit the same way a surgeon regards a tumor, with clinical detachment and a strong desire to cut it out before it spreads further into the healthy tissue of Classickino. Does the surgeon hate the tumor? No, he simply acknowledges that it needs to be removed for health reasons.
>>578990191>Not some times later, Sonic also watches in shock as Eggman himself falls off a collapsing bridge and into a pit of magma. This after Eggman threw Sonic to safety.Whut?Is Eggman... based?
>>578990397Actually I'm copying a thread that 4chan uncerimoniusly archived two minutes after I made it
>>578990191>This is heavy stuff, and yet I never saw it brought up in any Sonic related discussion. Why?Cause nobody likes Lost World. I barely remember playing it.
I get it now. Moderniggers are obsessed with shipping because a fantasy world of furries fulfilling their hopes and dreams is easier to accept than a world in which they fail in because the wish fulfillment garbage they are infatuated with and constantly shill for does not exist in reality, or if it does it will never be aimed at them. It's okay, there's no grand conspiracy to keep your favorite infantile modernshit fantasy from being recognized for some misunderstood canon masterpiece. You just have shit taste and everyone else is justly laughing at your inability to cope.
>>578991515>racism outside of /b/Report and ignore.
>>578991515Classicfags in 90s were also shipfags and waifufags with sally.inb4 satam isn't classic, doesn't matter actual jp segasonic fans were extreme minority and classic games and satam/aosth were mixed and seen as roughly part of the same era.
>>578991672Sensitive Moderncuck. Maybe reddit is more your speed?
Kissing Classicanon in the cheeks until he stops shitposting
>>578991672You pissed off the tourist, it's seething.
Sega care more about Crazy Taxi than Sonic, what a time to be alive
>>578990191Nobody actually enjoyed it.
>>578989163No you didn't also its not even true? Tails is still very clearly boyish in Unleashed.
>>578992362You're referring to the Crazy Taxi trailer at Gamescom?
>>578992995I'm referring to Crazy Taxi getting a new game, yesUnlike Sonic
>>578990113It's just a lot of people judge Amy's love for Sonic like she is just horny and desperate. I'm not judging people who make content for it specifically. More just general audiences.Amy's love is so misunderstood and I cant help but feel it reflects how people view love anf relationships in general where its more about saying you have partner and having access to sex.Even within Amy fan spaces, a lot of discourse around her gets reduced to her worth being based on of she does get with Sonic or if the audience would want to bang her and thus be okay with Sonic being with her and thus trying to convince other people of this as well.It's like once you talk about her love themes themselves, it gets called cringe or corny.
>>578993259Gamescom ends on August 30. Tokyo Game Show 2026 will be from September 17-21. If there's no announcement of the next mainline game there, then I assume either the announecemtn will come out in October or November or alternatively, Sonic Team hasn't been doing anything
>>578993581>reddit spacingWhere did you copy that pasta from?
>>578994216Meanwhile, Crash is getting ikea merchandise....
>>578976749
>>5789949843d Sonic porn has got the most god awful models in any porn I've ever seen. I genuinely do not know why.
Black Hole Son(ic)Won't you comeAnd wash away the rain
You just... know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwxLwG2_SxkI've been tryna copeBeen playin' on my own for long enoughMaybe you can show me Mania 2, maybeI'm going through withdrawalsYou don’t even have to do too muchJust hire Whitehead and I'm cumming, baybeeI look around and/sthg/'s cold and empty (oh)No one's around but trannies (oh)They can't see clearly when Modern's doneI said, ooh, I'm blinded by ClassickinoNo, I can't sleep until I feel that rushI said, ooh, I'm drowning in ModernshitOh, when I'm like this, Hesse's the one I trustHey, hey, hey
TAKE that look from off your face...
Skip the light fandango... turn cartwheels 'cross the floor...
>>578995551There are good ones out there, it's just that the "human" proportion ones are more readily available and probably easier to work with.
>>578992906No he’s not. He’s a scholar who acts like he’s better friends with Professor Pickledick than Sonic
ONESTEPBEYONDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOJSM46nWwo
>>578997220do they kiss?
>>578994256>reddit out of nowhereSchizophrenia
>>578997101>scholar...because he knows a guy at a university?>who acts like he’s better friends with Professor Pickledick than SonicBecause he has a life outside of Sonicm? I thought we wanted that?
>>578996972KM model porn is like the 3d equivalent of krazyelf's artstyle
Should Sonic livestream himself murdering Eggman's robots? Mega Man livestreamed himself killing Twinkle Girl and got a ton of likes.
>>578997637>he’s not a scholar he just hangs out with university professorsYeah that’s what scholars do. It’s also not very boy-ish is it? You still have yet to tell me how he acts like a boy
>>578998059Movie Sonic literally did
I dislike it when artists draw Amy with comically large hyper ass and tits or morbidly obese etc
>>578998217Is that a yes?
>posting Amy in a Surge thread
>>578997473Indeed, but enough about you.
Our house ... in the middle of the street...
>>578998507
>>578997657Never said it was good, just convenient.
>>578998772
>>578999327What the shitAt least two of these are going to get grievously wounded.
>>578999432oh no, someone had better tell hte artist or xey're going to look silly :[
>>578999243Mario is literally the Princess's enforcer. He's a cop.
made this by accident. like the a e s t h e t i c though. sort of a grittier U2 circa 2003, in a radio-friendly kind of way
>>578999243>old man eats mushroom>goes yahoo plim plim and stomp turtles>omg he hates oppressionSome people are literally more retarded than pol niggers
>>578999776>made thisYou didn't make this.
Is Mario high all the time? Surely eating those performance enhancing Mushrooms is having psychoactive effects on him.
>>578999936no, I didn't. let's not quibble semantics though
>>578997220>they got 'im
>>578998059You can't "murder" robots.
ah the dang text didn't save while i was fucking around wondering if a PARENTAL GUIDANCE logo looked appropriate in the corner. bah
Rest in peace, big guy
>>578997160I'm gonna take a shit load of shrooms and try to play Sonic games.
>>578998268Yo, us.
>>578997160God damn the AI FUCKED up those background faces but we love ska in this general
>>579003090Nigga who's "we"?
>>579003176We, as in the general.Don't worry tourist, you can join in too.
>>579003090me when she says sonic is mid
>>579003286Sir, this is a buttrock general.
>>579003525Buttrock is a shitty meme name made by Arin Hanson.
what'cha playing, Rouge?
>>579003723It actually goes back to the 80s, but okay.
Any time someone says butt rock I imagine they're a 30 year old quirk chungus who cringes at the one liners in sa2
>>579003525There's always room for rock, and I like that Frontiers had some harder stuff, but I would argue the series could do with experimenting more.We need to bring back hip hop, maybe add eurobeat and, yes, some ska. I will also allow ska punk if you want more viability.
o-oh...
>>579004143It's not like the series has never had ska in it. SA2 literally opens with a ska track. It's just far from anything anyone ever associates with the series.
>>579002271Fuck dude, if I had a personal Amy maid that walked around my house flashing her ass and tail at me like that, I would be the happiest man on the planet. Lusty Argonian Maid can get fucked, I want my Lust Mobian Maid NOW
>>578919481>Sonadow is the most popular pairingIs the Sonic fandom really half fujos?
>Surge livestreams her fight against Sonic>Gets BTFO'dHow well would Surge do as a tiktok influencer?
(grabbing you by the collar) OK but are we talking Jamaican first wave https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax5phXqMjCU, British second wave https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5EUWBbvcek, or American third-wave ska https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIGMUAMevH0
>>579005314She'd start an onlyfans within the day
>>579005314>gonna post my fight later>naa got my ass beat lmao>i ain't posting that
>>579004486Amy wouldn't be my maid for long because she'd be my wife and we'd hire a different maid to serve us while we have sex all day.
>>578916543The most retarded ship ever. Sonic already has Amy and Surge hates Sonic
>>579005809the only reason people post it is because it makes (You), specifically, rage
>>579005314If the allowed porn on tiktok she'd become the best influencer
>>579005351I have a fondness for the second wave stuff. Bands like Bad Manners and The Specials. It's more laid back and easy listening.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0y_j5bTCXEThese days though I've gotten more into the Ska Punk side of things. Mixing traditional ska vibes and horns with harder guitar and drums just feels right to me. Bands like Less Than Jake, Streetlight Manifesto and a lot of "indie" bands are doing good stuff even if most people only really think of bands like Reel Big Fish (who I also like but I know they're "controversial" in the scene).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMn0UQDlUUcI believe Sonic would play some Ska Punk.
>>579008330>>579008330>>579008330
>>579008362>new thread>on page 7I realize I have no power over people making new threads, but this shit grinds my gears so fucking much it's unreal
>>578987278>silvazeHahahahahahahaHAHAHAHHA
>>578989112You just reminded how some anon said they ruined a shadow fan subreddit as a soon as one of them got a mod position. The sub didn’t allow ship talk before but after the new mod came it became infested with fujo crap and anyone who spoke up against it got accused of homophobia lol, fujos ruin everything if you give them a smidgen of anything
>>578989767It’s funny because I remember the Maria the hedgehog fanon creation being a popular thing (or OCs riffing off her)
