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Wild Rice!
I think showhorses should have their own uma anime
DON'T FORGET MACHAN
so this is the power of looping...
I haven't done these in awhileCM room164194691641946916419469
Why did everyone forgot Machan during spring?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI'M GETTING ATTACKED BY VIOLENT BREASTS
>>578948997>kyoto Anon..
>>578949061when is this update coming to global
>>578949061pull out your erection. that will scare them
>>578949061it gets to a point where they dont even look attractive anymore they just look stupid
>>578949126Yes I recognise those breasts
>>578948932her career was even more somber than expectedalso that cunt vodka is unreal.
>>578949174AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME COINS YOU HAG
My trainee saw Tazuna grab my ass when she greets me at the gates to the Tracen grounds…
>>578949226Don't call her a hag (or fat)
>>578948829Pregnancy is just a subcategory of fat fetish. You're still making a woman fat, the difference is whether it's being done by giving her food to eat or by permanently transforming the structure and function of her body through the processes of childbirth.
>>578949151Do NOT do this. This will provoke a predatory reaction
>>578948852cute Rice and Maya
>>578949218what did she dojust win?
>>578948997>>578949123It's hanshin huh...new room471801504718015047180150
>>578948852DOCKEXPOSED DOCK! LEWD!
Machan career actually left me in a dour mood
>>578934593Uma delicia!
>>578949037her real journey ends before 2nd G1 sprint
just when I finished the chain EBIN
>>578949397One more lobby pls1944480419444804
>>578949419I felt like that at the start of senior year but it ended being a happy ending
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/zsyDythttps://jiggie.fun/zsyDyt
>>578949478what was wrong with the first one you posted
>>578949459>her real journey ends before 2nd G1 sprintLike she died? bwoo...
>>578949294tfw no plump cake to get blackout drunk with after work (on a tuesday)
>>578949559Some one posted theirs and i thought i will join...But it was full
>>578949484I think it is a bittersweet sweet endingIt won't last
Anyone got a good parent or a code for endcloser xmas oguri?
>>578949484MachanTore destiny chimed until she got corrected. Her ending is still bittersweet though, she still implies she's going to leave you someday even though you both are locked to each other after the Sprinter Stakes event so she still needs more correction from MachanTore.
>>578949478Bourbon whiffed groundwork
UF chad i kneel...
>>578948919In the case of this horse, there's nothing to write a story about, because halter quarter horses literally do nothing. They can't even be ridden, they're bred to be walked in a circle and judged by fellow birth defect enthusiasts to decide how good they'll be at creating an even more outlandishly deformed horse.
>>578949387Ahh, I remember why its addicting to do roomsone more223974542239745422397454seeing seiun match the bourbin is a pleasure>bourbon ults>seiun PoC + Leaders pride>Escape artist>Escape artist>then kisses goodbye with speed eater lovely race
Banchud LOVE
>my trainee showed up with another man
How the FUCK are the rooms 9/9 every time I attempt to join during these hours
CM room. I can never win6496 67776496 67776496 6777
>>578949287and? Theres nothing wrong with that. Just a little embarrassing is all.
FUCK I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY CLUB SOMEONE TOLD ME THERE WOULD BE A CONFIRM BUTTON AFTER CLICKING LEAVE. I'M SO SORRY MAMBROS
Too many lobbies i cant join them...
I wonder where chibiposter isI want him to make me more cute chibis
>>578949949
>>578949913She’s been sulking ever since. This was two weeks ago.
once again, you will NEVER guess which blue I got
>>578949949gwo...
>none of the rooms are backliner-heavyThis is not good practice at all anons..
Hey anondacchiHave you done anything in life that would make someone miss you after you die?
>>578949821>keen eye instantly killed the duel>stam debuffs in a mile raceyou've won but you're gay anondacchione more868812168688121686881216
>>578950005She'll get over it. Its none of her business who you're in a relationship with anyways
>>578949894>7 front roomGod is dead
>>578949821The better hoster, how is thr new club
>>578950071GUESS WHO DIDNT ACTIVATE ANGLING AND SCHEMING
>>578950038my mom would be sadi think
>>578949894wtf so many fronts
>>578949949You know, you cant just always put everything on Mambo.
>>578950001Whenever someone posts one of these in /vm/ there's always a guy that has a melty about AI, it's really funny to watch
>>578949824a smile would be nice considering she's with her chudling
>not in time to join any of the roomsso fast..
>>578950194Same, I have no idea why rooms are filling up so fast during dead hours. What the hell.
>>578950038I-I don't know.. not really I guess.. uh, how about 7 and you gotta remember me for the rest of your life..
>>578950156I don’t think she knows how to do that.
umaniggas be like yeah im SCIENTIFICALLY TESTING my umas (he did not provide the hanukkahrakus)
>>578950224Most Euros actually play the game instead of ERPing, pretending to be women and creating drama so the threads here appear slower
Damn bros i'm will just make Spechud as late instead of vodka
another room3796 72873796 72873796 7287
>9/9 againhaha..
>>578950038one time i decided i would go into the woods for a month without telling anyone and my good autistic friend just assumed i had died and started crying about how he loved me in the dms and then i came back and i said what and he said just kidding so i guess i have to keep going for him or something. i don't even think he's gay. i'm not gay. we don't talk about it.
>>578950018ok i'll never guess then. thanks for the advice
>>578950071>double speed eater bogs bourbon down to third>100m late dominator isn't enoughI haven't gotten Seiun till now, think I'm running her as much as I can nowAnother room767238137672381376723813>>578950102I'm happy that the project succeeded, but it's time to move on>>578950109kek
*pees*66262958
>>578950365Which is which?
>>578950442You’re leaving?
>>578950365>change lineup>now it's all pace chasersfuck you
>>578950442>double speed eaterAnd thats why I think mile is dogshit. It's completely rng when your mid race skills activate and you can win simply win by having them activate earlier than your opponent.Cheers for hosting though, missed seeing your rooms.
I THOUGHT MY UG6s WERE GOOD AND YALL NIGGAS ARE JUST PULLING UP WITH UFs?????
can I go for a 5th song with this stash? year 1 btw
>>578950418
>>578950585UF is the new SS gwochacho
>>578950597Depends on which songs you already have, but I wouldn't bother
WHERE'S THE ROOMS THEY'RE FILLING UP TOO FAST
>>578950585There is always a bigger uma
the singular biko fan
>>578950585UF is just what a GL highroll with an uma with good growths looks like.You wont see that many in the actual cm, dont worry too much about it
>>578950687we need a THIRD host during dead hours now
>>578950597Do you mean 5 total or 5th song purchase
>>578950442Another room560454425604544256045442>7 front room>is there anything useful to take away from thistake this with a grain of salt but umas on the outer lane in a front heavy room have a significant advantage with the PP+DD combo as they have extra velocity. tl;dr I'm coping
>>578950273
>>578950495Holy kino finish44708917
It's not fair!! Why show me such a cute mob uma and then take her away????
stop requesting gays on me every day wtf
>>578950751yes to both since it's the 1st concert>>578950663yeah I just went with 4 songs, Light Hello keeps ghosting me :(
>>578950741People are having fun and joining rooms because the unsavories arent here right now....
>>5789508261st concert comes with a free song. Everyones definition changes
>Early threadAS I WAS SAYING>>578947748Playfully teasing her about how smelly her stinky cheesy girlfeets are and making her super flustered!Cute stinky sweaty smelly cheesy vinegary stinky Uma girlfeets! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
>>578950807did she steal your heart or something?
>>578950863How many unsavored ones are there
>>578950802This results screen reminds me of that one image of the girl on the couch but instead its a Pace surrounded by Fronts68070197
>>578950991None with Oguri around....
Where are the backlinerfags..
>>578951060I'm here bro, I'm just losing
>>578950752Two or three more rooms before I go back the drawing board509075195090751950907519>3 fronts >5 pace >1 end finally a CM-esque room, don't like how my fronts didn't duel cause they're too far apart that Falco didn't even ult and Bijin latched on the slow Maru to push herself forward. I know why but that's too much yapping.
>>578951060uuh this is a front/pace general bwo
But what if End Oguri (original)
>>57895100624998223
>>578951158just run her late?
>>578948919>umatore>twincest
>>578951060end closing counts as a backliner, right?
>>578951060/uma/ can't make good backliners. Pace is roll in mud
>>578950760What the FUCK
but what if Fine Motion (End Closer)
>>578949198Gran Alegria should have B End at least
>>578951112Another room509075195090751950907519Don't think that anything went too wrong, everyone procced their accels I guess.
>>578951060i don’t join rooms
>>578951406Because fronts have only one measly .2 accel if you don't hit the final push / second wind gamba
>>578951060Can't make it into the rooms because front/pacefags keep sprinting into the rooms before our accels proc
>>578951169Pearl is giga scuffed but this result is a good omen...73314458
>>578950018Maybe you can ask Hayashi for looping tips
>>578951406>still 3/9didnt mean to spoiler it whoops>>578951459true
>>578948919Maybe showhorses are the flashy sluts of the uma world? Which is funny because Cheval Grand is now a showhorse
>>578951542>still 3/9that's the same room number as the one before that
>>578951406>>578951542maybe this should be the last room... twas the old code gomen588966285889662858896628
>>578951639early onset dementia is very dangerous go to sleep
>>578951601
I haven't made any aces yet
>>578951520& (((they))) say I Want To Win With You isn't worth it...26425756
>spent weeks looping pd/dd/gw>only dd and gw procced>none of my aces have the pd/dd comboOkay, bro.
is there hakuraku-like data for teamtrials?
>>578951763Gou forgot your ig wit reps
my aces?oguri and 2 debuffers
>>578951860can I see them?
>>578951796No, and it's useless because TT track is random. The game already has the score data after races so you know which of your umas are underscoring.
>>578951740
>>578951639>Seiun swung so fucking hard because only two of them have been dueling for the leadoh my fucking god this race is fun and hopefully a lesson for my frontbros, I'll compile the images laterBut I think that's enough rooms for me, I got my feedback to hopefully win Graded A Finals. And hopefully my anondacchis did too, thanks for joining.
>>578951937Tachy wife.m
>>578951756I found the backliners : ) >>57895003574809508
>>578951965You should try public rooms, much stronger backliner players
>>578951965thanks for hosting gwobro
>>578951886noppers
>>578951965ty for hosting
>>578952013Telling Tachyon that you're going to a wedding!
>>578952027DIA-CHAN VICTORY YEEEEAAAAAAH
>>578952027MY DIA WONSHE NEVER WINS!
>>578952027diaGOD
Fuck tokens
>>578952045Public rooms fucking suck they all are full and good players moved to discord so it's random shitters
>>578952091>>578952093>>578952098
>>578951937
>>578952203Go try yourself now
>>578952276
>>578952276Needy girl
>wasting time with rooms any trash with mile s will get you to a finals what's the point
>>578952203>they all are fulljoining fast is pvp
>>578952091>>578952234
>>578952027Satono Diabolical
>>578952396watching the umas you spent time building run is fun
>>578951965this is a story And hopefully a lesson for frontbros in 3 images>first image shows 3 fronts and the last one got left behindthat's bad for three reasons, one is that there's one less uma to duel with, second is that uma is definitely not winning, and three is one wit check and thats an overtake target for a pace uma>2nd image pace didnt overtake the third baggage but too much dueling is happeningthank fuck maru didn't got overtaken, but its still a bad situation cause too much dueling and stupid things will ensue which the last image will show. But this is bad cause your fronts won't push forward but hold each other back, I hate it when this happens>last image shows the biggest swing on a corner I've ever seenthis is what happens when too much dueling happens up to the final corner, your uma swings wide instead of forwards and congrats frontbro you're most likely losing now. thanks for listening to my TEDtalk, it'd be nice to see more triple nige players ITT (we've gone extinct)
Tachy wife!
>>578952406
>>578952027Uncs still got it96696893
Good dayI love Chevacchi
>>578952470what do you mean by dueling in mid race
>>578949302But she does and is often used as an end closer
a nice parent I found that I want to share, not mine but I feel for the latechuds who need this
>>578952470it’s not dueling if they are not on the final straight
>>578952620Ok but what does that have to do with pregnancy
>>578952524show fucky kisucky build cards umanko
>>578952686I quoted the wrong post This >>578952620 was for >>578951327
I'm trying a forbidden tech because I'm tired of having 1000 power using wit bobo
>>57895252436429492
>>578952494If I hug Dia...I'd feel her saggy tits press up against me.And I HATE saggy tits
>>578952662front dueling happens all race
>>578952617>>578952662My bad for saying dueling but they might as well be visually, but I was referring to this. My umas mostly have the same skills and similar stats that they can't overtake significantly from each other and just kill themselves off instead.
>>578952731>"misquoted" two posts that are 100 posts apart
>>578952715
at this point, i'm not sure if she's dropping on december or january
Pull the tongue, torena-san.
Ogurin~
Why no jockeys?
>>578952948October
>>578952918ugh...men.
>>578952881even when close by the criteria suggests the first one should be in speed up and the second one in overtake
>>578952826Hayai...53741013
>>578953081Boymanko...
Do it for herNice MV
uoh... females
>>578953079I really want to know why it's happening so please explain why there is not a significant lead built overtime but instead a wide swing on the corner that's been mostly consistent after the dueling updates is happening then.
>zero fronts>the first 2 paces at the front just explode and die
>>578953169why does Seiun have a vagina hole but King is flat
Umanko is weak to ningen trainers...
>>578949037It's her lie in april
>>578953081>UF4 Seiunuhh post her
>>57895308144684872
>>578953318Your angling + head on?
wtf Danchou just told me that I'm not allowed to sleep until half TP is over
>>578953421don't lie to me nigga you are not bringing angling on your paces
How do you even get UF, am I being parent diffed?
But how come Machan knows that she dies in spring
>>578953501get two parents and run careers like an idiot 50 times a dayeventually one of them will be a shiny UF meme and then you can brag about it
>>578953501an uma with speed/pow/wit growth can hit UF on a high roll and then every number after that is dependent on how many skills you get
>>578953351She's my first ever fast learner uma who actually hit decent stats. Shame about the mile S, but I doubt I could even make a mile S one who could beat her.
Head-onApply directly to the umahead
https://x.com/pakatube/status/2092900380988653853cb and ace and laurel and bubble gum ferrou
>>578953495No head-on but I'll gamble with descent
>11 songs in>still no +3 SP nice game IDIOTS lmao fucking retards
>>578953260I'm not sure about the swing but the mid race lead build seems like it should be the same
>>57895336334183402
>>578953579can I know what are her blue sparksand how many scenario sparks too
yall niggas said lates would destroy with lightning surge and oyl lol wtf is this
>>578953663kwab
>>578953579That's a strong motherfucker
>>578953663That's what you get for not buying HER song
>>578952948Sell me on Sakura Loorel
>>5789537849 stam, 2 pow, 2 wit, 2 star GL scenario spark on bourbon
>>578953748>necksweepy wtfhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=hDjjoqYT2lcyWGewCIzhFTwA
fuck........umas
>>578953952dangerous
>>578953958where's the other parent chain?
>>578953952Her, Brian, and Maya will rule long tracks
>>578954010That's the total! The bourbon side is 8 stam, the oguri side is the rest of the blues.
Why are we posting boys
>>578953508There are a few uma who are aware of their irl counterparts/lives. Some like Uni and Stego are very upfront about it. In Machan's case it's more of like an instinctive calling; she's subconsciously aware of her irl fate.
>>578954263Toreinas no longer desire Uma women
>>578954263We fuck stallions in here
>>578954296nyo universe is sexy
>>578953046>barebacke-eroi....
>>578954263Why not?
>>578954263Why aren't you?
>>578954330truuuu
i wish i was a defective cleat that breaks in a race killing the umamusume
is 1100 power sufficient on lates?i still got 1500+ speed and mile s tho
>>578954543if you have the necessary accels yeah it's fine
I'm starting to feel like not pulling blaze Brian because her post race smile is so stupid
>>578953952yotsuba, but if she had the teasing streak of curren and the constitution of ardandreams of running in the l'arc, bc irl h*rse was sired from a l'arc winner. but, was too injury riddled throughout his classic year, only winning g1s in senior year, then shipped off to france after that to try racing (i'm guessing to get a shot in before aging out or succumbing to injuries again).but, irl h*rse shattered his legs during a l'arc qualifier race and almost got euthanized if not for the one staff member who was japanese.in-game, she is obssessive about beating brian, and is part of the health comittee along with creek and ardanfinally, look at those eyes
Scary...
>>578953952if you actually play her career you'll know more about her than 99% of laurel "fans"
>>578954606this is true i was the cleat
People have really gaslight themselves into liking Laurel just because she will be meta. Fascinating
>>578954597what do you mean!
>>578954809Her stupid smirk is actually really damn cute
>>578954809Does this character have a a personality besides being an abrasive cunt
Urm this game really weird... I know there is powercreep but is there any UMA don't care about the track? I just know angling and scheming that's all as long as SEIUN SKY FIRST trigger ult bye....
>>578954870she likes meat i.e. your dick
>>578954886oguri fat works on every track
>>578954886angling and scheming doesn't work on any track either gwo...
>>578954870She's Shadow the Hedgehog just slightly less sexy
>>578954886Hiiiteenager-kun
>>578954870her personality is getting mogged by a 8 year old
>>578954886NY opera, oguribasically any ults that trigger 200-400m from the finish, or as i call em "robbery ults"
>>578954606Compelling answer. On the outside she looks like the most mild mannered of the Sakura clanclan, but I guess not.
>>578954957God damn it now I want a character with a unique that changes the music to Live and Learn
>>578954886yeah
>>578954869Wife
Machan makes more sense when you consider it from the point of view of the jp clientYeppers and Pearl are pure whatever blorpos and Machan on surface looked like just another Quirk McChungus to be addedI gotta start saving tickets for KS Miracle next
>>578954886
umastan greatest country in the world
>>578954052literally me
>>578955058Symboli Kris Cute. The anime event was a nice surprise. I didnt expect a kris sticker so early.
>>578955032just be sure to not let the for you heathens trick you into thinking she is one. if you're a dickpuller, i strongly advise to not get this uma
>>578955339They're really teasing us.... but it's just a few more months of waiting
why don't umas just
>>578955587Thats what I've been SAYING
>>578953838>he fell for the power card meme
>fail a training>quit
>>578955190Cunnystan...
>>578955061fatty squish
>>578955396Yay!
she's so big i love her
ki mi to
ki mi THOUGH
Interesting that cygames invested so much money for making stories of umas beating Opera O
>>578954886VBobo and OGuri can run on any track, any style, any distanceWell, VBobo can only run front but any track any distance is true too
cm18 status?
>>578956402i'm pretty fucked and unprepared and rushing everything in the last minute
>>578954886My fuarking hero, of course!
>>578956402Lost the will to live
>>578956402I'm gonna do emergency Spechud today after reset
>>578951601>Tomboy extremely fit ex-athlete is now a slutSEXOOO
>>578956402already finished my CM homework so outside of borrows for parents, I'll be looping danchou runs
>>578956402
Festival tits when?
>>578956402it's over...
>>578956447haha…
>>578950038Besides my close family, no, I don't think I did, but I like to think I did but didn't noticed.
>>578956402i queued for 2 rooms and won them so i'll be fine surely
My trainee has been stealing used shirts out of my laundry basket. She think I don’t know, but it’s really obviously her. How do I best confront her about this?
>>578950038I'm a random acts of kinda nice kind of person for the sole purpose of nobody remembering me when I die
>>578956402aces readya finals guaranteed
>>578950038I try not to.
cm22 status?
>>578950038I don't think I'm worth being thought of even negatively, but some fuckass reason people pretend to tolerate me
>>578957068I don't even know what track that is
>>578957068>EL CONDOR PASA the CMsounds cool
>>578950038Nobody misses anyone unless their existence benefits them in some way People are concerned about themselves first & foremost, anyone else is a afterthought
>>578956915don't do it, if you do, she'll get pissed off, get depressed, and won't perform well in races, which could end up getting your contract canceled. It'd be best to just let her do whatever she wants for now
>>578957153Mfw one of the few CM my oshi is meta, but I have to run her as frontslop
I got scammed by my support card pullsFuck this game and fuck you guys
Umachanko...
when you are not a stinky uma named r*ce sh*wer so placing 3rd on tenno sho spring is enough
don't need to work for CM when a solar flare is going to hit earth in 13 hours killing all electronics and life as we know it
I love it when the game bricks you by giving you +2 stat songs + 2 dogshit songs in early classic.
Ah, I really love the end of the anni event. Only minor complaint is with this being the way it is they really should've had all the girls sing the song. It starts with you getting handed a poster for the trainer appreciation festival and you imagining which of the two outfits your trainee [home screen Uma] would wear. Then it veers off to the Uma who've been putting together the festival talking about where they should set the stage because a regular stage would be predictable. After a conversation between Phaeno and Special Week, Epi has the idea to do it in the school entrance. It goes back to you who were told to wait in the trainer room and your trainee pops up, with you shocked that she's participating because you just don't know. Then the live starts with your trainee as the center. It's really nice.
Gaslight Oguri is a late surgernot a front runneryou only got yourself to blame
>>578957727those are some cute dresses
>>578950038No. I've only been a burden to everyone around me. They say it's not like that, but I know it's true and they're just trying to be nice. The sooner I'm gone, the sooner people can move on.
>>578957796>late surgerThat's not true..
>>578958048But that's Christmas Oguri
I'm not ready for half TP and double rewards to end
Still haven’t made a second ace or debuffer for this CM I’m too busy looping at work.
>>578958228You need an interventionAuto career addiction is no joke
>>578958117I saw a funny image of mama goldshi being swarmed by her kids on twitter
If you don't keep looping after 1/2 TP ends your club is gonna drop down to A
>hmmmmm i will click more speed at the expense of wit to get more power>retard>powerletim gonna bring fucking scarlet power at this point
I got really tired of JP uma because of all the P2W shit they keep stacking on top like guaranteed stackable fast learner and extra white skills on inspo for only 50 carats!!! so I'm less motivated to play global too because this is as good as the games gonna be
And they finally implemented this. Shame it's not for profiles too.
>trying to make Wedding Maya>5 runs in a row my events never finish and I get Love Advice in Junior year
>>578958370Which clubs
>>578958372your power sparks bwo?
>>578958372Did you bring power parents
>>578958372AYO THIS N*GGA IS THINKING ABOUT USING SCARLET POWER
>>578958419The A+ ones of course
>>578958414Jobber.post when you win a CM
Funny that the tailholes for all of these half anni outfits are just a hole with a horseshoe around it.
>>578958372Borrow Taiki instead of Nishino Gwocho
>>578957692god please be true I need the sweet release
>>578958538and my accelerinoes...?
Why do you care about powerThe stat does nothing>muh uphillPowerfag cope
>>578958484
>>578958595Straight descent is enough
>>578958370But my club already dropped to A
>>578958648No its not youre thinking of CM19
>>578958484I HATE CURREN
>>578958683autisumabro...
>>578958635Mambo>>578958683Tamautis/uma/bwo...
>>578958484Rice torena POV after telling Rice he was busy with work that night
Mambros...
posst THAT curren
>>578958683half tp being over will put us back into A+....
I give up, I will run late og oguri with gold ship and a debuffer so I can scam some wins
>>578950038Regrettably, yeah. Even discounting family, I run a tabletop campaign for people and handle some community management aspects for the one card game I play.It's small but it would feel impolite to kill myself when I'm in charge of anything like the above.
Mambo 6 going dark
Which clubs rose in rank during half TP?
>>578958886
>>578958948good luck in taurus cup
DANCHO....THE FINAL RESET.... THIS IS MY LAST LOOPA.... TAKE IT!!!
>>578958426>>578958437if i dont bring stam sparks my stam will drop to like 475 no cap fr fr stamchacho
>>578958982/Uma/Club went from S to S+, that's about it
Anyone noticed that registration now starts in 2d instead of 3?
>>578957346Which track is that?
>>578959138retard
>>578959031You only need 3* stam sparks for pace, rest can be power.
Cygames is really funny, because they had no reason to do this when your hand only shows up for a split second, but they did it anyway.
>>578959138no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS7u2TrIAwM
>>578959138it's 3 days but this was one of these weeks without a wednesday so that's why it feels odd
>>578959193my hand on the top
I might start playing again, how's Tamamo Cross career story? What are the chances of marrying her after the ending?
>>578959193my hand looks like top one
>>578959149Feb stakes and nambu hai
>>578959276man I hate those weeks
>>578949126Never, that's sexist chud
>>578959276No matter how hard you try you could never be him thankfully
An easy way to fix debuffer cancer would be for debuffs to apply to all umas regardless of the team. This way ace + 2 debuffers will be unplayable, but it will make sense to have a debuff on your ace
>surely LH will give me tokens this time when i click on her>she doesn't>surely LH will give me tokens this time when i click on her>she doesn't>surely LH will give me tokens this time when i click on her>she doesn't>surely LH will give me tokens this time when i click on her>she doesn't>surely LH will give me tokens this time when i click on her>she doesn't
>>578959283>Good story, TamaTore is a real G>120%
>>578959193foid torena is 2.50male torena is 2.40foids suck
>>578949419Give me a quick rundown
>>578959387>LH when she isn't given the beer
Tama chads i kneel
>danchou started flatlining
>Umayuru is 150 weekly until EoYdamn
>>578959490vodka.....
>>578959558should be until EoS
>>578959570Yeah i'm shocked>watching sloptuber>yeah actually vodka is probably the best late for this cmI got gaslighted
>>578959449We are all fated to die, most we can all hope is that we earned to be buried by our loved ones
>>578959558Sweet!
burying my cokc in machan
I like when VAs do this kind of thing
Have you logged into your club today?
>>578959193Like this webm isn't even sped up, it goes by that fast and they bothered to do this.
>>578959625Vodka's kit is just outdated at this point there is no reason to run her anymore, maybe cygays should release a powercreeped Vodka, a xmas Vodka if you will
Pandora LOVE
>>578959749why are you bothering with censors
whoa hishiama...
>>578959387>LH when she isn't given torena cock
>>5789564021 silence nigee and 2 quaterbacksAt least 2nd Group B would do
>>578948852Laisu definitely has a desire to be raped and impregnated repeatedly.
>>578959785what, you dont like a worse version of triumphant pulse? How about a worse version of on your left? A golden recovery for a mile focused uma perhaps?
>>578959831She got a special 1 on 1 reserved for you as well
>>578959785only thing creep about that are her goofy ass shoes
>>578959749You know to each their own, but I would not want to stay in a club like that
>>578959749
>>578959831Hishi-nee shares a lot with her trainer, maybe even the bed
>>578959749>my trainer is getting gangbanged in the clubroom
>>578959749Remember to thank Uma&co for being the thread cumragTo show your appreciation of their clubPlease reply with "Thank you Uma&Cucks" whenever their club chat ERP gets leakedThank you Uma&Cucks
>>578959749I would post the rapes you emote and leave on the spot. What a disgusting display
>>578959168What is my bro doing
>>578959031>stam sparks>sub-600 stamanon...
>>578960083SOREWA
>>578959749Staying in a club like that is on you
>>578960154So Bakushin?
>>578959749I wouldn't join uma&co BUT
>>578960090i-i-it was a lowroll...
>>578959374They already fixed debuffers, it's called LoH aka the real endgame pvp
My first time with Spud
If the Exceluma danchode did a few fan runs, they could hit A rank this month
>>578960296Bakushin has better stats when shes 2* lol
>>578960458>drama fagging B+ clubshow long can dramaniggers get
>>578959004i cried
It's that time again
>>578960458He's too busy not posting his excels
>>578960493hello falco
morning
>>578960458>>578960585That is the furthest thing from a random act of kinda nice you could do
>>578960649morning bro
I hate this fucking scenario so much
>>578960475Unironically who are the people to use simplified controls in flight sims? I understand yaw use may not be the most straightforward thing but I doubt there are people who can’t understand the mechanics of roll and pitch within 10 seconds
>>578960697Are they all sisters in game
>>578960649top of the morning to you
>>578960649Good morning
>>578960743
>>578960737 I'm a mobilefag who only had touchscreen controls with a controller its great to use advance
>>578960720
>>578960713Nattie would probably be like that after one average orgasm
>>578960737Ace Combat is not a flight sim...
>>578960909uhmmm yes it is??
>>578960697
>>578960909Its a flight sim, arcade ine but still. The flight is simulated.I am too lazy to install dcs and reed 100 pages manual on how to start a gripen
>>578960920mommy...
>>578960971>>578961082This is like calling every racing game a driving sim
my trainee got visibly upset after i told her i was going out drinking with light hello after our training session
>>578961141you're implying flying a plane in AC is the same as flying a plane in GTA
>>578960909I'd argue it's a sim-lite which is where the arcade style flight sim comes in, in the same way most rouge-likes are actually rouge-lites
>>578961245I still remember people calling Uma a roguelike when it came to global
>>578961279It kinda is
roguelike is a memeword with no meaningI can call uma a roguelike and nobody can't prove me wrong because nobody has played rogue or whatever the fuck the term comes from
Rice Shower is a roguelike because she is likable and stabs people
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really areally really realylr eally really really really really really really really really really really really rreally relaly relaly really relaly really really really really really really reallyr eally really reall yreally really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>578961414I have ascended twice in Nethack and beaten Frogcomposband and Demon too
Curren Chan is a roguelike because she restarts with a new guy every 5 minutes
I mighta sorta kinda started a sticker chain reaction in the club chat
>>578960585Wife
>>578960713no shit, your trainer is constantly banging that hag after all
>>578961674just put the dick inside the vag, ojiisan
Does knocking up my trainee and having her birth a child count as a roguelike
>>578959749Wtf I always thought you guys were shitposting about it, disgusting
>>578961839yes
>>578961845that's why you thank Uma&cucks for keeping the ERP contained in their club chat
>puts gigaloop CM18 parent on borrow>100 borrows in a dayThere goes my 900 points... Gotta keep the borrow just average next time
>>578961753I educated my club to always post an urara/cafe/maruzensky sticker when they request shoesIt's wholesome
This is 100% guaranteed mating after Yanko retiresThere is no way they will pass this up, two BC winning horses with at most 4x4 inbreeding is just too good
My life goal is to be raped by an uma
Doing CMs without meta umas makes this game a soulslike
who has the best waifu story in global
>>578962023>shipping horses irlstop it
hellobeen in and out of sleep so much
>>578962023This will surely produce the L'arc winner
are secret events on gametora not updated? I did a run with brian and did the hard route and I got some events that gave more more stats and skillpoints than usual and those aren't listed on the site
>>578961652https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/REALLY%20LOVE%20STEGO/Mentally ill fuck
>>578962023Bro is shipping horses
>>578959193Can Tyreek or Bolt beat an Uma?
>>578962071Where did you think the ruby and Helios ship started from?
>>578961949Bit late but finally putting up a good Discipline parent
>>578962023>shadai inbred shenanigans makes us think this combination is 'good'absolute state of the Japanese
>>578962170doesn't make it any less weird
>>578962063Opera O becomes your fiancé at the end of her career
shipping dasca x me
>>578962063it depends who you ask, I like Cafe's story and the implied threesome at the end
fucking asshole
>>578962063neicha
>>578962286Im stuck at my Pasa loop for like 3 weeks already
>>578962195>no bro two BC title winners at a similar distance and the same surface is not good at all???Do you expect every mating to be an outcross?
After I finished an entire lineage with good whites, it's then the time I start going for the 3* blue with good whites?
>>578959676Well fuck you too
>>578962180Stamina parents are the only choice in GL
>>578962413I got my (You)
>>578962139Bolt peak speed is 45 km/h, umas generally run at 60km/h or higher in anime and in-game they start the race at 72km/h and accelerate to 90km/h in last spurt
>>578962452Yeppers>>578962492Not when you're running Ruby
>>578962452yes, or cope with 2* blue with appropriate pink and good whites
>>578956570>>578951601Showhorses are...gravure idols
>>578962413Marche Lorraine got lucky, she was a shitter horse otherwise. Frankly she shouldn't be bred at all.
>>578962571
>>578962602>shitter inferior nipponese horse gets lucky>wins one of the most prestigious burger raceshuh...
>>578962729Hair down baku is too cute
Leave breeding Marche to me
>>578962754
>>578962023>I'M LOOOOOOOOOOOOOPIN
>>578962840Torenah in pic be like
>>578962780Dogshit horse who got lucky just like her grandfather
accidentally picked throne for an ace run award
>>578962938Luck is a skill
>>578962929hey thats literally me
>>578962984
>>578962063Flash
>>578961082>Gripen mentioned
>>578962984starting a run in the wrong scenario reward
id rather have a lucky horse than a smart horse
>still haven't used my anni tickets since I already MLB'd every relevant cardShould I just get cards specifically for auto runs? Which ones are decent at low dupes?
>>578961646They need more tan
>>578961279My 5 shit ass borrow runs today confirm this
>>578962840be more discreet, just call it umapyoi
>>578963179yeppers (wit)
>the more inbred the uma gets the more flashy and dumb her design becomes
>>578962071>He doesn't like Aunt's childhood friend x Nephew scenarioshit taste
>>578963032It's a good one for sure
>>578963252Efforia is supremely inbred and she isn't flashy
>>578963150I want my trainee and future wife to be as dumb as a brick and properly touched by autism as well
>>578963252Is Doto the most horse looking Uma in the game?
>>578963313need sex with flash
sex seven
this mare ended up being pretty popular
>>578963252Offervre must've been inbred to shit then
no uma here would have sex with any of you.
>>578962063Bright
>>578963332>supremely inbred>look inside>4x3 and 5x5anon please...Its the same kind of inbreeding Logotype has...this is how supremely inbred horse looks like
>>578963430Many people are saying this
no sp song award
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HALF TP
i just had sex with my uma
I think I want to kiss Smart Falcon
just had sex with my trainer
>>578963629Proof?
This is this morning's Forever Young
>>578963252The strongest himba will have the flashiest design for l'Arc part 2 as its superboss
>>578963746Yanko seems like a very polite horse
>>578963497Quarter horse and thoroughbreds have different standards
>>578963351She doesn’t have a horse in this race
Sex with Bourbon....
>>578963746yanko kiss
>>578963629you used protection, right?
Your oshi would choose(you) irl
>>578963351she looks like a cow
>>578963871bobilions are saying this
>>578963892Protection is forbidden
>>578963467helios67hands.gif
…?
>>578964010Dober would say this
>>578963805He is the kind of horse that always remembers to say Good Morning, Good Night, Please and Thank You>Gets portrayed as a Gyaru in umaNever mind...
>>578963892umapyoi without nakadashi is illegal by uma law
>>578963892i did but then she admitted she already poked holes in all the condoms...
jiiii~
>>578964101>nakadashiBut that's Grass Wonder
>>578963885honses are dirty
>>578964168fuck you
mares are fuck beasts
>>578964126they really knocked it out of the park with this model
>>578964229Indiandachi…
>>578964010
there are those that wouldthen there are liars.
>>578960737Mostly because latest few Ace Combats present simple controls as default pick in menu.
>>578964126PLEASE RAPE ME PLEASE RAPE ME PLEASE RAPE ME
>>578964126My new favorite mare, Phallus
>>578960737i only do relaxed stability fly by wire
>>578963462her design is pretty cute
>>578961279You can mitigate RNG with skill in roguelikesMeanwhile in Uma the run is just glue if you miss an inspiration
>>578964332ironically those controls end up making the game much harder the moment you understand planes are not cars
>>578964298Delete this
>>578964545
Phale has her racing silk in the game, so the chances of her being playable between now and 6th Anni are huge
>>578950138>7 front room>can't stop lone pace chudderFuck happened? Ain't that number supposed to completely screw up position requirement for accels? ...Did Runaway Suzuka cuck every front and then died anyway?
>>578964610boobs too big
>>578964649dick too small
>>578964623>Fuck happened?the answer is almost always downhill mode
>>578964545Sex with Dober would feel fucking umazing. Imagine mating press, while she is conflicted about not liking men but loving (you)
>>578964617Just like Tact
>>578964623Doto didnt goof up for once!
>>578950138This is why your pace should get leap forward too
>>578964709We’ve already established that she never goofs up.
>>578964681>t.
incels really at it today
>>578964845rapes you
>>578964845that's every day here pal
>>578964791Doto is so cute and soft looking. I want to hug her all day and bask in her body warmth
>>578964617We might get jumpscared by another semi-limited before 6th anni though
>>578964623I dunno why but I noticed in super Front heavy rooms Fronts end up killing each other sometimes
>>578964845It’s not great.
>>578964126her name sounds like a rare std
>>578964617i want to crawl up her skirt and die
What kind of decks to run for a late / end independent training loopa?
>>578963871Cowgirl and leglocking optimized body
>>578965176I have that too
some of these are really cutedo we get them in the photo room later or something
>>578965219Yeah I watch through the little cutscene almost all the time
Dober ecchi
>>578964695She doesn't like men but she likes you, she want to spend the rest of her life with (you). Dober is the most romantic career right now, right?
>>578965080Are they really that big and puffy?
>>578964939This, I want to grab her belly rolls and tits. Fat fuck
>>578963252>>578963332>>578963497Can't wait for Efforia spawns to make it into the game.
Getting drunk on fermented mare milk
>>578965268fucking fatass
>>578965268I think Buraito needs to show me her tummy as well.
>>578965446>fatassu
Guess il just train a Seiun for the cm....let me just pick a speed card....WOAH BABY
>>578965219
>looped some good ass for end xog in CM19 >realized all of them are for nothing because i needed 7 end closer sparksFuck me
>>578965176>3rd placeShe shouldn't be that proud...
https://x.com/maple_roll/status/2092903569683083572I want these effects
>>578965558>"I lost because my pace wasn't steady enough">"I should train my pacing tonight with master"or something like that
>>578965521
>>578965553pace oguri is just as good
>>578965756but you'll likely lose to endxogs while endxogs can only lose to endxogs/unlucky
>>578965510Reminder that mile maven is a shit skill that doesn’t work
Wait, is /vm/ just for faggots with a superiority complex over /vg/?There are only generals there
>>578965421
>>578965842nyoes
>>578965842we love them gwo don't start a flame war
>>578965842You could say the same thing about this board
>>578965842yeppers
>>578965421>fermented mare milkBased steppe torena
>>578965842It's for people who want to post on /v/, but are tired of getting banned
>>578965835They fixed it bwoski
>>578965421>>578965860Nishino is too sexy
>>578965756No she’s not, 777 is in the middle of the race and there are no good pace triggers for ult
>>578965834without the wooby gold enxogs shouldn't be as oppressive, they are around the same powerlevel considering getting medium S is much easy with pace Oguri
>>578965971that board in general is so miserable, 90% of threads are x screencaps and faggots hating every little thing imaginablehow anyone would want to browse there I have no idea
>>578965450They missed their chance forever with the summer alt......
>>578966070so just like /uma/
>>578966070this sounds familiar...
i really don't want to go to workumamusume
>>578965842imagine /uma/ but instead of schizos you have hall monitors sperging out over made up rules and "culture"that's /vm/a
>>578966096>>578966129go back /v/erminsyou are mentally stunted if you think it's even the remotely same
What about stallions?
>>578966039CM19 retardbro, even uma2 is kinda valid.
>>578966130I believe in youGet that bread
Remember when Gold ship was the problem? Those were the days... so fucking sovl
>>578966205>wasAnon?
>>578966205you will see a lot in cm19
>>578966054but endxog can hit pump/mpb while pace has no reliable accel (and there won't be much front here too so pace will only occasionally hit mpb)
>>578966130I just got done working a 6 day stretch because the fuckheads who do the scheduling don't understand anything and I don't want to go back in anymoreUmamusume: Pretty Derby
>>578966187Please cease discussions regarding future cm until this one finishes, i cannot thinks about 2 things at once
>>578966286MY GOD
>>578966170what about them
>>578966170what about them?
>>578966286Machass
>>578965842I try to be a pure /vg/ torena but sometimes I can only tolerate so much ERP faggots here
>>578966254Pace Xog takes MPB, and there is the nishino wit gold. Also you should expect to see the usual frontfags such as SMaru, Seiun, VBobo and Suzuka.
>>578965421>fermented mare milkayo*image of genghis khan looking intrigued but i can't find it in my reaction image folder right now.jpg*
Always makes me laugh
sounds of EarthI'll make her give birth
>>578965842What caused you to have a melty this time
>>578965945Bouquet is an honorary cow
>>578966354Sloppy kisses with TM Opera O
>>578966390there has not been erp here for ages, they all moved to dickswordnow give us the next thingautist
>>578966347I thought this was taishin until i read the text
>>578966187we got shafted again SPURTKEKS.......
>>578966402I didn't realize DD works here, yeah that'd make pace xog pretty competitive against endXog
>>578966170
>>578966070bwo the reason /v/ is like that is because the retarded jannies there delete most threads actually talking about vidya
>>578966553you were not here yesterday
>>578966347>>578966419sounds of earth's and opera O's flat chests on my face. preferably right now
>>578966658now proceed to not link it so you can just say whatever
>>578966553Were you not here yesterday tourist?
the sound of earth is plap plap plap plap
PLEASE DONT TELL ME I NEED TO DO THE FUCKING AFTER SCHOOL STROLL GAMBA ON OGURI ONCE AGAIN PLEASE PLASE PLASE NONONO ANYTHING BUT THAT I ALMOST KILLED MYSELF THIS TIME
>>578966708I would but his thread got deleted genius
>>578966738endxog is the ultimate uma but it requires high mental fortitude to survive inspos
>>578966663peak naizuri
>578966710>578966773okay so we're being raided againjust click the button and get them out of here
>>578966738You can always use Oguri (mid) or another end closer
>>578966837ahh shit we got bustedalright back it up boys we are going back
>>578966889good work man another succesful day of trolling hehe
Love SheeBee
>>578966738Hopefully you do it this time.
Derbic incongruities are substantially interfering with our efforts here
hehe... mr CB... mr chibai....
Gold City smile in my heart
>that new nip event songI love umamusume...
waaah dahby
>Nishino>Finemowho should be my 3rd ace, /uma/?tachyon is perma borrow and I have no neicha witso no late ace this scenario
anyone got a transparent png of machan doll? i cant find it anywhere
>>578967175Suzu to fuck over fronts
>>578967175CM18 or CM19?Oguri Cap for both
>>578967129I hate that they didn't give my oshi a voice
You don't hate localizers enough
>>578966738Just run pace retard
>>578967175Ines Fujin
>>578966130I’m doing a 10 hour shift and have done about two things total since I got here 4 hours ago.
>>578966773New to 4channel bwo?
>>578967270imagine seething over a puncouldn't bee me
>>578967370I too love slacking off at work. Unfortunately I have a client meeting in a few hours
>>578967345what's going here?
spud life
>>578967439it's bait retard you weren't supposed to give it a (you)
I look like this
>>578967464
>>578967247...I could do that>>57896725018 and nah I don't wanna deal with End XOg training>>578967330she rejected me
>>578967587you should sit on my face
>>578967593literally, if you're not by my side, you won't be anywhere else either
>>578967624first come first serve
>>578966016
>>578967345is this a sign for me to actually play noriko's career when I've had her sitting in my trainee list for like 3 weeks
Stop ERPing
don't get uppity
>>578967873All the erp'ers moved to dicksword thougheverbeit
>>578967932Then what do you call this >578967757
>me realizing more with each new release that every Bacius comic about Uma wasn't just a random string of lol random bullshit, but a carefully curated experience, firmly planted on established loreWell, I'll be damned.
>>578968036Stimulating discussion
My TL has been blessed
>>578967757
>>578968036That's just Umama ruining another character
>>578968036My cue to move to the better thread
Etsuko Otonashi is pretty.
>>578966606>170cmThat’s a big uma…
SHE STOOD UNSHAKEN, A PIG IN THE STORMA GAL OF CONVICTION, A WHALE REBORNSHE SPOKE THE TRUTH, THERE'S NO COST TOO HIGHSHE LIVED FOR CYGAMES, UMAFRAID TO STYWEEEE AAAARE XOOOOOOOOOGGY KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRKWE PIGGY THE GAMEWE'LL FIGHT FOR THE CARATSWE'LL HONOR HER NAMEWE ARE XOGGY KIRK, HER WALLET OUR OWNTOGETHER XOGBROKEN, WE'LL MAKE CM BROWN.
>>578967593Based
>>578968361I want a mentally ill teen to obsess over me too
why is the archive dieded
>>578968167https://x.com/5ma5han/status/2092932755319644317
>>578968167>>578968659stop it, I'm using all my self control to not jerk off
>>578968782
>the umayuru card is gimlet's first uma cardThat's cute.
>>578968934Most erotic thing posted in this thread
Didn't get her..I'm done
>>578968782Their waists and tummies are so hot
>>578969078>pulling without pity shiggy diggy
I should call her…
>>578969194Don't. She's still angry. She needs a little more time. Just send her a text message for now, so she knows you're thinking of her.
>did all my borrows last night>don't have to cram in a career during the morning commuteFeels weird being able to fully pay attention to the road and not have a phone in my hand
>>578969351Why wouldn't you just set up an auto run before your morning commute?
>>578969351fucking hell
>>578969194Shadow roll monster!
>>578969194THE MONSTER
>>578968512A PACER, A 'CLOSER, HER WALLET HELD NEARA DECK BUILT ON RAINBOWS, ON DEBT WITHOUT FEARTHE WORLD TRIED TO DEBUFF, BUT HER OINK REMAINS IN US IT ECHOES, THE XOOOOOG SHE SUSTAINS(CHORUS)WEEEE AAAARE XOOOOOOOOOGGY KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRKWE PIGGY THE GAMEWE'LL FIGHT FOR THE CARATSWE'LL HONOR HER NAMEWE ARE XOGGY KIRK, HER WALLET OUR OWNTOGETHER XOGBROKEN, WE'LL MAKE CM BROWN.THE CHANMI IS RAGING, THE BROWNEST WILL DIEWE RISE WITH HER WHALING, WE EXIT THE STYBUHI IS ETERNAL, THE HOG IS OUR GUIDEWITH XOG AS OUR CAP(as in peak)TAIN, WE WALK SIDE BY SIDE(CHORUS)WEEEE AAAARE XOOOOOOOOOGGY KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRKWE PIGGY THE GAMEWE'LL FIGHT FOR THE CARATSWE'LL HONOR HER NAMEWE ARE XOGGY KIRK, HER WALLET OUR OWNTOGETHER XOGBROKEN, WE'LL MAKE CM BROWN.WE ARE XOGGY KIRKFOREVER ALIVEWE ARE XOGGY KIRKWITH XOG WE WILL RISE
Bread?
>>578969409Because usually I'm not motivated enough to do all my borrows before going to bed and I can't always find the time to sneak in a run at work before reset.
Anyone else think yeppers' headband is kind of lewd? It's like a lacey garter belt for her ear stockings...
>>578969665>>578969665>>578969665here nonny
>Nonnycounterbake
>>578969682It’s like a doily, which is grandma adjacent rather than lingerie adjacent
>>578969730do it yourself you stupid retarded coward tranny schizo who is only good at complaining
>>578969730I would like one featuring a character that I know who she is
>>578969802Sexy grancore ear stockings...
>>578969805type in poo again
>300speed debut race>lose>train a 2% rainbow>get practice poor>light hello didnt trigger date before junior year ends>not a single +TE song from 4 selectionsstraight up glue run
ok so we can't post bue anymore either?
>>578969942but your girly wants to run and loves you and trusts you
>>578969805You lost
>>578969697Do we use the Umama thread or is his okay?
>>578970202just counterbake if you don't want to post there
>>578970336He's a 40 years old trans kid he will spam rabbis
>>578970396>rabbis
>>578970202I'm skipping but I'll use any counterbake
>>578970396I'm the rabbi spammer and I like umama tho
>>578970336>>578970396Cute Uma&Co couple
>>578969194How often are long cm/loh I still cant decide if I should pull for Blaze or not
>>578970396Umama has literally never won a baking war if anyone bothers to actually counterbakeHe got banned last time for trying to image flood
>>578970758About twice a year
>>578969124Einshit, Akeboner, and Tamahomo raped my pitties and stole my precious wife's spot....
>>578970758Remember Japan only has 3 long G1s to start with. There's an Arima CM every year and then they alternate Kikuka Sho and Haruten. This year they ran Stayers Stakes instead. Then compress it a little bit for acceleration.
