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buesex
nonny thread nonny thread
this thread might be better
8 hours of sleep and I'm still sleepy
>>578969570>>578969570>>578969570
It's too early in the morning for counterbakes to be successful
>>578969776Alright, that settles it. Kita lewds NOW
>>578969665Bue...
is it true that Grand Masters is a more fun scenario with complex mechanics instead of the autoplay snoozefest that Grand Live is?
I got aroused by Machan jumping up and down in the dance lesson event...
>>578970063nyo
>>578970063Kitapits
Fuji Kiseki
What the fuck nonny even means?
>>578970173Why does she call me out for staring at her legs....
>>578970385She knows what kind of Torena you are.
I have my 3 cope aces done but I'm not confident in any of them. Xog didn't get Leap Forward, Finemo is a witlet, and Chiyono is Chiyono. My 3 win CM streak will end with this one.
>>578970381cute way to say nonce
Umama won
>>578970452post them
Something beautiful is going to happen here.
Here are questions that only the Trainers of /uma/ can answer.What are the top 3 Spider-Man movies?How do you like your eggs?If you used (or use) Linux, what distro would you (or do you) use?
>amerifats at work>no counterbake shenanigansNyooticing
>>578970452Stop shitposting on /vm/
>>578970624>marvelslop>scrambled, fry>i'm too lazy to get into Linux
>>578970385Mascots are dangerous
Rate my witlets
>>578970661it's literally always amerifaggots
>>578970452>witlet on a 15% wit growth uma???
>>578969926What are the Matikanes plotting?
I like umama but I like drama too so I want someone to counterbake but I want to use the umama thread too
>>578970815To rape (you).
I love boobs so fucking much
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/zsyDythttps://jiggie.fun/zsyDyt
>>578970624Tobey Maguire onesOmletteFedora
>>578970624The "original trilogy"Fried and between two hash brownsPosting from Gentoo right now
>>578970505I'll do it when I get home if you promise not to laugh at me
>>578970787>level 3 uniquesbwo...
Say something nice about her
>>578970787enough for finals / 10
Who's Umama and why should I care?
>>578970956I'll try
>>578970965small gyaru
>>578970906Terrific!
>>578970167game peaked with unity2 shorry
>>578971026ughh i thought she was just wearing a jacket with nothing under in the thumbnail...
>>578970986Contributor of over 50% of gameplay discussion posts here
>>578970812wellyou can't run wit finemo on finemo
>>578970965She has a very kissable tummy.
>>578970173machan be jumping on my peepee.
>578970892If you actually liked drama you would learn to (counter)bake. No one can see your ip except jannies. Seriously it's not hard and I don't know why people don't think they can learn. It's literally just copy+paste and don't be a retard.On second thought, yeah, I can see why it's actually impossible for 99% of this general to bake.
>>578971037Their trainer is so lucky...
My trainee called me at 1 pm, clearly drunk. Then she started babbling some nonsense about boat's motor and pies with cream.
>>578971220Fuku love and marriage!
>>578971171I counterbake NiggerTrannyRetard threads all the time, I like Umama so I don't wanna counterbake. Try reading my comment blind retard
>>578970624TobeySunny side upFedora was the comfiest one. My gripes back then were they didn't officially support KDE and their package manager is dogshit slow but they fixed both. Just install proprietary codecs (easy to do btw since it's like the first thing people do on Fedora). I distrohopped a lot back then until settling down.
>>578970167>autoplay snoozefestnothing to do with the scenario, that's how the game is in general now post clanker update
does anything at all even matter anymore
>>578970624>marvelshit>not fertilized you disgusting m*id>troonix
HAIHAI SEIUN SKY DEEESUHAIHAI SEIUN SKY DEEESUHAIHAI SEIUN SKY DEEESUHAIHAI SEIUN SKY DEEESUHAIHAI SEIUN SKY DEEESU
>>578970965I love her voice. Aaand that's all I got, sorry.
>>578971332Kris S matters a lot to me
>>578971317I miss MANT so much
>>578971353
>>578971353I immediately need to start masturbating after I accidentally clicking on Seiun Sky. That line just gets me.
>>578971420In dire need to be bleached
>>578971336It is gonna be triplets for you, Dober. No pull out.
>>578971289It must be sad being such a cuck about V's gf
succubus
>>578971603V can enjoy Brickeds goods and /Uma/Clubs used goods if he's into that sort of thing
>>578971485Nyo, she needs to stay choco
>>578970965Her shoes smell good
Gold City feet in my mouth
pushing agnes (brown) down the stairs
Ideally, which SPD card should be the third one on a deck for Taiki pace if I got Kita and Tachyon already?
>>578971947Tokai Teio R
my new trainee has been stealing my used socks for some bizarre reasonshould i report this to tazuna and/or rudolf? she’s legitimately taken like 8 pair
>>578971947Normal Taiki shouldn't need one, she already has 20% growth to speed.
>>578971947Helios for more mile hints and gold slipstream
>>578970505>>578971026
what does MUN even mean
>>578972168Male Uma Never
>previous job restaurant closed down>new job interview is 17 miles away and even if I get it's going to be 30-40 minute drives through traffic every time>it's a place that's a pain in the ass to find parking for>fancy upscale place so probably going to be really competitve>don't really need a job and can just live off stock trading memesShould I bother going guys? Umamusume, my King, Rice, and Fine are ready for the CM.
>>578972243get a day job to hide your real wealth anondacchi
>>578972243why would you willingly work a job you don't need
Digitan LOVE
>>578970919Same.
>>578972441I'm getting chud fatigue
>>578972441Need an expert in horse pedigree inbreeding notation to tell us how inbred the kids in the bottom are with trainer
>>578972090I'm hitting 1500 speed with 2 but barely reaching 1000 str. It may be due to non optimized parents but another SPD card should help me.>>578972015>>578972092Got it!
I missed this thread because I just mentally filter everything posted by teiofags
So just at a casual glance, I think Curren is going to have a rough time in Grand Concert She has a LOT of weirdly placed races in her early classic year and, being a pure sprinter, fans are going to be an issue.
>>578972157they don't look that bad
How does witnessing Windy being spanked by Hishiama contribute to my uma's growth?
>>578972487I want to kiss this Uma.
>>578972406It sends me everytime that because of the exposed jacket, Doto and Creek's outfit look they're holding on for dear life
>>578972695the only reason you need fans is for a mood up in senioryou know the unique level is almost placebo, right?
Why is my inspo luck so bad suddenly?
>>578972767You spank yours in after training sessions
>>578972898Not enough recent Tosen Jordan careers. You just need to recharge.
>>578972881I get that but its still an extra tool to have.That and checking her secret events she's got....win three summer races?Someone out there is deadset on making her a very strange career.
>>578972898your 3x9/9 parents?
I kinda miss when we were all nsm-ing, next nsm CM when?
>>578972608Just add 50% of the previous layer to current one. 50% campaign girl, 75% spechud, 87.5% Cesario and Vista, 93.75% Epiphaneia, 96.875% Tact and Efforia
>wonders why umalator takes so fucking long to calculate>5000 samplesOh...
>>578973061I don't have the gyaru>>578973085What even is that?
>>578973256>I don't have the gyaruthen you need to fix that ASAP
>>578970063
>>578970919Really?
>>578973371Kita is bigger than Dia?
A room before reset perhaps589379915893799158937991
>>578973542Kita should be as big as Bono but CyGays had to screw it all.
>>578973542they're the same
I wish I was Mejro Ardan so I can stroke my trainer's head while he sucks on my nipples and holds me
>>578973256a Parent is made out of 3 lineages, 2 GrandParents and the actual Parent, that's the 3There's multiple important white skills you want on parent, GW, DD, PP, IW, RSS, THH, SS, PTO, Firm Resolve, etcThose skills are the 9If you have a Parent and 2 Grandparents that each have the same 9 good skills you have a 3x9/9 parent
>>578972881How much of a placebo is it? I almost always glue if I fail second senior year fan check...
is this real
>>578973718This but her asshole
>>578973718THAT'S MY WIFE DELETE THIS.
>>578973371
usable gp...?
>>578973907nyo
>>578973897>>578974024fuck I tried copingat least I'm not using any borrows for this
>>578973907Looping season is over, take whatever you can get
>>578974086desu if you actually care about Parent farming you have to wait for the Tach event. Pretty sure it happens early on during GM.
>wonder why this gold city event takes away energy for doing the right thing>use event effect preview for once>the other option was a mood up and stat gainwhat the actual fuck?!?!?!
>>578969665
>>578973656I suppose we can afford one more?589379915893799158937991based that there are still triple front bros ITT
THIS IS MY LAST HALF TP RUN DANCHODE ENJOY IT
>>578974468Fuck you lazy faggot
what do I even do with this....
Ogurin
>>578974232It's compensation for having a shit training lock
>>578974232based dense torena
>>578974618Get 4 more of it then you have the best clanker speed card in the game
>>578974232goldshici toreina....
bakushin bakushin mambo
>>578974659Deserved for using g1 racewear at a debut race like an asshole
Baby lions are so cute. I wish I could have one as a pet and it'd never grow up.
>>578974960how bout you let me train her to be the ultimate onahole?
I really like the design of Creek's big hair.I just wish she was at least a little chubby or her tits were a little smaller. I'd take either.
>>578974659>E power before race>D power afterhmmm
I'm retarded. How did I not get it the first time? She's a bong so all those "spy" references she's doing is James Bond.
>>578975412don't look up what bond's car model is called
>>578975412I thought she was just autistic.
>>578975421DONT DO IT ANON
>>578974912nakayama a cute. even despite always having that dumbass beanie on and almost getting the trainer jumped in her support card event.
>>578975503
Your club is doing better than the VF club right
Which umas are for me if I'm a manlet
>>578970624Tobey MaguireRolled omelette with cheeseUsing Cachy after months of Gentoo because I am lazy
>>578975639dicklets and manlets are essentially the same species, so dozo
The names UmaUma Musume
It deadass said 9am. And made us wait a whole extra hour to unlock it. I always fall for it. Every single new release it is never the time it says it is.
>>578975307the race is different as well
>>578970624Raimi 2 > Raimi 1 > Raimi 3Sunny side, but scrambled if you're allowed to mix cheese innever had a linux
>15 TP>TT team doing well>aces done>next CM parents done>see what to do in the game for like 5 mins>nothing to do>queue fan runI think I'm burned out I'm not playing at all
>>578974618good for auto training
Who will remember you in the end?
>>578975639
>>578975967No one, I'll probably die alone without anyone to remember me.
>>578975781it's actually>the name's Musume>Uma Musume
>>578975781>>578976020how embarrasing...who gets the james bond introduction this wrong...
>>578975943start building aces for 19. don't think there are any crazy new cards coming out you need to wait for.
SS: 15mS+: 11.7mS: 9.2mA+: 4.4mA: 2.7mB+: 900kEnd of half tp at cm reset
>>578975943you can always loop some moreyou can never loop too much
>>578975998
>>578976127Special needs
>>578976147this is the daily per member?
>>578970624SpiderMan 2 > SpiderMan No way Home > The Amazing Spiderman Haven't seen the latest one thoI like half cooked scrambled eggs with onionsI've only used Ubuntu to recover a hard drive once
Why are there people in my club without a profile uma?
>>578975271Watching her big braid wiggle left and right as she sprint to the finish line is really hypnotizing.
>>578976236>Haven't seen the latest one thoIt's shit or lackluster at the least
>>578976232Yes
>>578976271C(um) rank bwo.....
>>578976279have you seen it
so what happens when you are done looping?
Sorry danchou, MGS PW and 4 release, minimal effort for now. Is what I would say without auto mode!
>>578970624Pizza timeThe SequelSpiderverse 2Hard boiled, and cut into slices into a cheap ramen cup.I like to breathe fresh air so I have windows.
>>578976410We jerk off
>>578976236>>578976279latest one has /co/ in a shipping frenzy, so i'd argue it did well
>>578974960im okay with this trade off
>>578976410farm fans for your oshi so that you can make up for all the ryan parents you ran
>>578976475I wouldn't trust /co/ on a /tv/ matter
Hi there, I have a question. I tried to train my Umas for current CM, but when I tested them they always lose. Am I doing something wrong? I mean, besides that Speed of two of them below 1500? (I just not able to get it better).
>>578976147Wtf I could be in a S club...
>>578976425It released like 20 years ago though?
>>578976410
Musume Uma
>>578976645No Mile S.
>>578975610>literally plays uma as a job >75M
>>578970624I only watched the first 2 with toby so thoserolled into my sandwich still deciding which I want to use
>>578976645mile A and 1400 speed is too slow, they will lose to minmaxed umas but most likely you can get away with it on CM
>>578976674They finally released it on pc and modern systems again
>I Wanna Win with YouI thought this skill is supposed to be dogshit.
>>578976645Room matches will always be filled with tryhards that grinded for mile S, the key component in winning CM matches. In real CM you'll do fine against the shitters, probably
>>578976645[distance] S is always mandatory if you want to perform well without too much luckshitting
Doto keeps going to hard pity on the prize derby. Correction is needed.
>>578976969The white is dogshit, but the gold is alright.
>>578976674Yeah anon, on a PlayStation 3, in 2007. That has never escaped since.
I got a massive fucking boner when I saw Bourbon in a swimsuit.Is there some way her autistic ass can misinterpret it or am I losing my job...
Ok, am I going crazy or is the Fine Motion Wit SSR horribly inconsistent when it comes to handing out Speed Star?
>>578976425Good movie
>>578976714What to do if that's almost newer proc, and procs usualy on low runs? (I am using 9*mile)
>>578977104if this doesn't lead into sex you are doing something wrong
So close to UF if only I got fast learner to buy I wanna win with you
>>578977129Just keep rolling the dice? lol
/uma/ plays actual videogames??? what the FUCK???
>>578970624I don't have any opinions about spiderman moviesSoft scrambledUbuntu
>>578977237arguably not reallyive been using the time gained from auto to play a total conversion mod for skyrim
>>578977129Do like everyone else does it, go again
>>578977172I don't think it's very professional for a tracen trainer to have sex with his autistic trainee.
>>578976410same thing that happens when you're done with cm
>>578977237what else am i supposed to do while i wait for the clanker??
>>578977440you don't erp with nonnies?
>>578977437Then just jerk it off
my only usable gp so far...just need one more
>>578977237Me? of course I'm playing Motto! Haramase! Honoo no Oppai Isekai Oppai Spy Gakuen! [uncensored patch]
>>578977439and what's that Brain?
>>578977554Gwo your grandparents are supposed to be good inherits too
>>578977202deck plsim going 3 speed but its not enough to max her power and she ends up being retarded because im so focused on clicking speed
>>578977237The new strip mahjong game came out I'm about to go play that.
>>578977554Your DD bwoski
>>578977554BUZZZZZZZZZZ WROOOOOOONGBACK TO LOOPING
>>578977437>>578977104Okay so why did you let Bobo sit on your lap and hold hands with her?
>>578977554this is what you get for making fun of loopers
>>578977237If you count WP as an actual videogame the yes
are you guys gonna play the new fire emblem game
>>578977646Just highroll bwo (and buy power gain)Wit is more important than power anyway this CM
I wish I was bobo so trainer(s) would have sex with me
>>578977740Platonic lap sitting. Platonic hand holding.
>>578977886why would I waste money on a switch 2
>>578977894SWEEEPY?!SWEEEEEEEEEEEPY?!?!?!I SWAPPED OUT SWEEPY FOR KING/VODKA FOR POWER GAINAND IT DOESN'T DO SHIT?????YOU'RE TELLING MEI CAN JUST USE SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY?!?!?!
>>578977952Tag? I would fuck your ass so hard you drop your crown.
Would you pay +$40 to sit, eat, and watch a horse?
>>578977886I have a backlog of like 4 games sitting in my files that I haven't played yet so no
>>578978084It's the only console worth owning now that all other handhelds are dead and Sony decided to commit sudoku.
>>578978173brochacho didnt buy the power gain songs....
>>578978203yeah
>>578977952You'd call your trainer "master"?
>>578978203is the food good?
>>578978173King has the same power gain as Sweepy and power cards are AIDS
>>578978276Nah that thing has no games. My switch 1 was already collecting dust after I finished botw and odyssey. I'd argue no console is worth getting right now
>>578978203I get to eat a horse?!
Hello friends!!!
You kissed your trainee on the mouth?
>>578977421Idk why but her hand lightly touching my chest is hot as fuck and I'm hard as rock
>>578978457How hungry...?
>>578978203some people just really like horses
>>578978389That sounds more like you outgrew video games in general rather than the console itself having no games worth playing. There are still plenty of Nintendo exclusives worth playing, and for people without a gaming rig PC the Switch 2 is a reasonable alternative that you can also take on the go considering the strength of its third party support.
>>578978296Do you like Carrots?
which machan do you guys think is better? Left one wins in umasimulator and has Mile S, while the right one has better skills, stats but lacks Mile S
>>578978561
>>578978180please be serious>>578978285of course
>>578978561WTF BOBO YOURE KILLING HERYOU'RE KILLING HERRR!!!!
>>578978661left if she has prudent/ignoted witright will be good at beating other fronts but loses to a backliner who hits their skills
>>578978895You posted this already
>>578978756Why does Bobo dress so unusually slutty compared to the rest of the cast
>>578978648yeah especially roasted, that looks tasty
>>578978989He was just reminding you
>>578978485Don't call me that.
>>578978756You have two you can afford to lose one
Send help, Curren Chan and Mayano are about to teach me a lesson in cuteness
>>578979023I personally requested it
>>578979206Thank you for your service
>/uma/ club is gonna be S+ this monthAre you guys proud of your dacchis?
>>578979357>jew clubNo
>>578979206Good job bro
>>578979098
>gets 6th then gives me this lookHow do I respond without sounding mad?
>>578979206Its so LEWD
>>578979625I stop using backliners
>>578979625Sex
>>578979357Yes. The better they are, the safer it is for my club because danchou and our highest earners won't be useful to them, so that's a good thing
/uma/dacchis spitroasting me and my soft body
TIME TO KICK BACK AND CHOW DOWN!
>>578979625Mating press
>>578972243If you don't need a job, then don't work.Find something better to do in your spare time.
Is it safe to like Chiyono again?
>>578980063Yeah sure.
>>578980010uma named back
>>578980236Me inside Suzuka's asshole
Clanked another casual outfit
>>578979982We don't poach to hit S+, we poach for the love of the game
>>578977237just old school runescape and umamusume
Smelling Bobo's sweaty and stained leotard after a race
>>578980342I look like that
>>578980342i would kill any of you to catch a single whiff of suzuka's tights
>>578980390
>>578978485babydachi…
>>578980376You live in hell.
cat = unlocked ... too bad i'd rather shove a carrot up my ass than train a front, SURELY next cm
>>578980560
I realized umalator is complete bullshitmy machan with worse averages is consistently winning vs the one that has a higher median by 2 lengths
ring ring diary?more like ring ring diarrhea
>>578980331you dont wanna do thathorses have a double anus so your dick will get ripped apart like in an industrial machine
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ringbanana phone
Fucked up and evil creature experiences remorse for the first time in its miserable, bleak life >>578980774
>>578977237I'm playing a bunch of RTS, and maybe I'll check for some tower defense gamesSomehow Arknights was pretty competent for a gacha, the only bad part was the gacha lol
>>578980774Umalator assumes you procs every single shit you have including NSM so keep that in mind
>>578980774we call it gaslightator for a reason
>>578979206Good job retard, now Bobo dresses like this in public and now everyone is super horny
>>578980787Did I stutter?
>>578980939Why is Bourbon spending time with these uggos
>>578980774Just use ingame practice and run some races in it and use hakuraku after thatUmalator is shit and doesn't take many variables into account, since I stopped using it I started winning plats regularly
>>578981094these beauties*Sorry I almost looked like a raging faggot wew what a typo
There's a mosque eat toe in my room
>>578981090this pic remains as one of the best uma images ever created
Does Spicaman really deserve Suzuka?
>>578981476They're for each other
>>578981476spicaman is (you), and you deserve a cute aspie flatty, as all other anons
>>578981965mating press bourbon
>>578981697Spicaman is decidedly different from most depictions of the in-game trainer, though. Most of them resemble the jobber team trainer instead of SpicaCHAD.
I love bourbon and maruzensky so muchIt really pains me that they fall of just because cyge decided to be a nigger about nerfing them (and not doing the same to obuhi crap)
No info on casual outfit release schedule?
>>578980702can’t argue there
>>578982132bono wife bono life
>>578981476I guess so, I really don't care about the torenas of the og anime, they just exist
>>578980560rim
>>578982132i deeply regret not pulling this bbw goddess
Can't decide which one is better
>>578981476yes
>>578982378Rimming Bourbon's asshole would short circuit her
Banchud LOVE
>>578982478Right, not close
I think Bourbon hours are good hours
>>578982132At least your overflow points get stored now
>>578982725Bourbon hours are erotic hours
>HUMMMM ACTUALLY >AC-KTUALLY>THIS SCENARIO IS SO EASY!!>YOU EITHER CLICK RAINBOWS OR LIGHT HELLO>clicks light hello>nothing happens
>>578982979just get lucky bwo, 40%
>>578981256I killed it
>>578982132July 2027, assuming they don't ACCELERATE another big batchAkebono and Amazon get their outfits at the same time, around the time of Cheval's bannerhttps://umapyoi.net/news/1677https://umapyoi.net/news/1676
>>578982540Bobo looking a bit chubby?
>>578981256I ate it
>>578983340Sirius my beloved...
What’s the most appealing support SSR I can put up?>MLB Finemo>MLB Smaru>MLB Tachyon
Bobo master-student sex
>>578983676SMaru
>>578980484only if you let suzuka sit on my face a milisecond before my consciousness fades
>>578983676smaru probably, most people will have their own finemo and tach
Going back to normal training points is really gonna suck.
>>578980342>>578980484its actually insanely lewd that she wears tights in EVERY outfit. cygames is fucked up for making designs like this.
>>578984071
>spook Guts Bakushin with the Groundwork hintthis is the run
>>578984420whore of tracen begone
>>578982495its actually insane how good his rendition of this is
>>578984420whorepublic onaholeskutumafans wannabeharlottown biccylecitywide cumdump
Training for cm 19 makes me want to claw my fucking eyes out
>>578984420ProstituteStreetwalkerWhoreLady of the nightWorking girl
>>578982495>>578984504
>>578984487>>578984683>>578984805>>578985021why would you post that
Stop posting Bourbon, she's MY trainee
How many hours until half tp event is kill?
>>578985021that drawing is pretty bad, it doesn't look like Falco at all
>>578985085I like Curren so I must accuse her of being a whore
I would forgive and be nice to Currenposters if they flirted with me too.
>>578985104She's actually my wife
>>578985104I want to lick your trainee
>>5789851215 hours, also the anniversary shop closes in 5 hours so don't forget to buy your books and juice
>>578985181If you like Curren so much why did you leave the Currens OnlyFans club
Zero is the number of races Curren wins!Million is the number of cocks Curren sucks!
>>578985267Fuck guess I'll do fanruns in the remaining time, it's gonna suck doing ace runs with full tp cost
>>578985406mambro...
Curren is a cheap whore?
>>578985471you can't just say mambro for everything....
KIIIMIII TO
>>578985530Bricksis...
>>578985472cheaper than the streetwalkers you see downtown, yesa slightly better fuck toobut your likelihood of getting aids is exponentially higher
>Bobo love hours transitioning into Curren whore hours
>>578985530Someone in mambo asked how fan runs work on the last day of half tp
umachinko
>>578985650Dober is the stealth whore of Tracen
Is this good on End Oguri? MPB I mean.
No useable aces yet, and I don't feel like doing ace runs at full TP cost later. I'll just send autotrained umas into CM.
>>578985664Nobody currently in Mambo has ever done a fan run
>>578985795It’s good on no one this cm
>>578985795Oh no no no...
>>578985795This mile CM no. Next medium CM yes
>>578985650cumming on dober's freshly shampooed hair so she is forced to fake a shower again, where i can invade her room and rape her while the water is running so no one can hear her cries for help
If I'm a frontfag but my speed/wit cards are strong, do I need to pull Palmer or is she borrowcore?
>>578985841At least one person in any A+ club statistically has done a fan run at least a couple times
>>578985841truemambo doesn't need fan runners to stay A+
>>578985924borrow
I knew in advance everything about Machan, but it still hit me hard during the failed Fan Fest event.
>>578985134This guy should stop acting like a nigger and just make umaporn
been in and out of bed all day
>>578985924What wit cards?
>>578985840I don't like Arisa's game!
>>578986082would you be interested being in and out of something else all day
Unmei ga...
>>578984504>>578982495
>>578986082stop having sex, retard
I've been in and out of Maruzensky all day
>>578986125...what do you take me for?but yes, I am interested.
>>578982495
>>578986090What if Creek dressed up as Arisa?
>>578986349NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
does getting a hot spring ticket make up for not having mile S or groundwork
Is this good?
>Machan kept dueling my oonige Suzuka for the win
Is it true that Laurel is a semen demon? She doesn't give off that impression in Star Blossom.
>>578986202WHAT HOW HAVE I NEVER HEARD THISalthough spicaman's>ore no aiba gastill puts him on top i think
>>578986082I think you should do something productive. You'll feel better
Post THAT
>>578986349But in the anime she didn't call the cops??
>>578986083I have MLB Fine, Teio, CB, Natie and Nakayama
>>578986392nyo>>578986425>hydrate
>>578986470>machan>oonige suzuka>duelingdoes he know?
>>578986545She liked it. That's why he could tank two kicks from her too when normally a full-force kick from an umamusume would kill any human being.
>>578986550Holy Buhi
mambo
>>578986646Fuck, I should have taken watchful eye. I forgot hydrate is for pace
>>578986545Umamusume can't resist a trainer's hands
>>578986652spot struggle isn't the same as dueling bwo
It's 3am I can't sleep and I've gotta be up for work in 4 hours. Uma for this feel?
>>578986526I'm tapped for energymy sole purpose is to rot
>>578986470Why do fronts use Runaway to block their own fronts. My lates get a free win every time
RUNAWAY IS A MEDIUM/LONG DISTANCE TECHIT DONT WORK IN SPRINT/MILE
UF cherry popped by maya...no mile s...
>>578986349WHAT A TWIST!
>>578986506she really isn't. her simpd only loke her because of one of the following:>meta long uma>StarBlo dykes>haven't talked to a woman in real-life that they mistake her playful teasing as flirting, even though said playful teasing is just some generic line that they miscontrue for flirting because her eyes are oddly sexy to themonce again, if you're a dickpuller, don't pull for this bland bimbk
>>578986920
So how does MANT go for stats?I missed out on it (returning player) and I'm thinking of running it a little for my sprinters.
>>578987059So did they all fuck?
>>578986929Fronts on their own won't create enough of a lead on miles so you want a rabbit or a big niger.Lates are a non-issue for my comp desu
>>578986082same, I'm just on my computer watching some youtube then back to napping for 30 mins then back up to doing nothingI even have anime to watch and games to play but I don't want to do shit, wish I had friends to bother at times like these but then I remember I'm better off without
>>578986927Don't say that. Everyone has the potential to better themselves
>>578986365
>>5789871362 well built fronts don't need a runaway to create their own lead
>>578987132nyes
>>578982495>>578986202So when are Kitahara and Roppei singing this?
>>578987136But yours is an ace and will block most of the time to lose to backliners
>>578987245good to know I'm not alone, comforting in a way
>>578987265holy boobers
>>578986506
>>578987265Look at those swinging maestros .
>>578987265Boobies...
Spica Torena-san is made for Gold Ship only. She is the most loyal Umamusume and wife.
front deck for this cm:>bobo wit>smaru speed>light hello>finemo>taiki speed (borrow)last slot. kitasan for front runner hints and power training, or tachy because of SP?
>>578986082that's me on days where I have a really bad hangover, usually after drinking with buddies
>>578987505Kitachan for sure
>>578986869This is very concerning. Trace trainers could easily groom young girls to be their wives...
>>578987540ugly little shitshe should show us her slutty little belly to make us think otherwise
>>578987540why she kinda look like taiki
>>578985924Depends. Are you going to borrow future pal cards or pull for them? Because you don't have 2 borrow slots kek.
>>578987601The only concerning thing is Dober not already being married to me
>>578987565way to rub it in
>>578987601Hahah... Yeah...Wh-Who would like that... hahah... Disgusting...Yeah...
>>578987769>>578987731Dober told me she doesn't like......MEN!
You can relive the wonderful memories of your trainee's career by going to the Archive and then the Event Gallery
>>578987689I spend enough to get MLB of all the core cards that F2Ps are recommended to save for so I don't have to worry about having to save forever. Stuff like Kita, Creek, Fine, pals. I usually skip more niche stuff like Ruby.
>>578987259I love this uma even despite her clear lack of style.
>>578987245>>578987414gwos...
>>578987904I'd rather erase Falco from my memory altogether
alright enough pity-partying where's a cutie anon who will give me smoochies
>>578987634>>578987635
>>578987129It's the most outdated mode at this point. URA and Unity got remade. The only reason I could think of to run MANT at this point would be manual parent building for Tiara/Crown crossover affinity, but that would be masochism on many levels. It's still the most fun scenario tho.
Should I use my rainbow crystal on>3LB Super Creek>3LB Fine Motion>save it for Ramonu or something else in the futureI should go into her banner with at least 60k crystals
SO WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EPISODES WITH ENGLISH SUBS THEN???
>>578988070hey
>>578987298Post them
>just wasted carats and 10 tickets only to hit pity for the Fine Motion Rerun>only got 1 SSR out of it and it was Summer Maru which i never tried to pull>didn't manage to mlb seiun sky wit SR>barely managed to mlb pasa speed SR
>>578988140On Youtube retard
>>578988085if she looked at me like this i would rape her on the spot, fucking brat
>>578987245ive had good luck getting myself to exercise during these times ive got some dumbbells i use it lets me zone out and not need to commit to doing anything in particular and i can edge between reps all without feeling guilty that im doing nothing
>>578988236the motion on your account is not fine at allirish hate
>>578988136If you dont plan on spending $20 on the ssr support voucher at the start of GM then I'd use it on Creek. Otherwise save.
>>578988140the epísodes have always been translated on the official channel
>>578988216
>>578988236should have pulled for machan instead
>>578988236same except instead of carats and tickets it was a single daily pull and instead of getting smaru which I want>>578988408 I got finemo who I already have mlb
>>578988409>Replies with a spreadsheet Where are your fronts that you tested?
>>578988435I already pulled her, pretty easiliy thoI was too cocky and i was too lucky in those monthsFor some reason everytime i tried to pull for Fine Motion i fell pretty hard.At least she's MLB now...
Matiemon...
>>578988531I mean you can play with your comp and cuck yourself idc
>all that shit>not even +50breh
>>578988026No one can do such a thing for everyone loves Falco
>>578988617Sure, just play the game instead of looking at spreadsheets.
nishino furawaa if she chinese
Chiyogay always asks for smoochies and never responds after
Suzuka is both UGLY and BORINGNot a single good quality about her
>>578988802I do. Don’t care if you want to play unoptimally!
>>578986082Try taking some vitamins with your hrt
>>578986506star blossom is not canon bwo
>>578988862I'm not kissing my skinwalkers.
>>578988409I'm not seeing a oonige + x2 nige there What's this supposed to prove aside from averages?
>>578988895
>>578988863SHAI
>>578987601Why is she pissing herself
>>578988992You aren't the only one allowed to post Chiyo
>>578988720I hate Falco
you will never get my smooch you gaylord
I'm ready for the CM. Built them in just 1.5 days. Start it, Cygays.
>>578989009Not a lot of people are stupid enough to bring TWO(2) umas to be cucked by yourself without a backup
>>578989048stop nyoticing things
why do brownoids love metafagging with spreadsheets so much?
I'm curious about how many people already dropped the game but are still here because honses
>>578988941>A dizzying blow to body and brain.
>>578989048when a woman pisses herself in front of you, it means she loves you
>>578989097No you don't. Everyone loves Falco, you just don't know it yet. Look deeper into your soul.
what's coming?
>>578989009lol
Marvcitopsmartbakukuhauseyekraft
>>578988409debuffer/debuffer/debuffer bros...
>>578989048estrus
>>578988409Last time I ran double front was cm 14 and Maru won finals
>>578987136holy fucking retard
How come it'll show me this crap but I have to refresh three times to get the cb from my follows to show updo they ever make this function better
Do people here actually play the game and test their teams or do they just look at stats and listen to sloptubers?
>>578989048she's having a wet dream about her trainer dominating her
>>578989501but 0lb air shakur is totally worth the borrow
>>578989078still not gonna kiss another chiyobro, that's like incest or something
>>578989501They just did in JP, which is 5 years down the line
>>578988216Last time I ran 2 front was CM14 and Maru won
>>578989572how is actual data from actual races not relevant?
>>578989572>play the game>lose debut 3 times in a row>close the gameGame is bad.
>>578989617I already have my own 3lb
>>578989501Yes, JP JUST got an update that lets you search any support without needing to be a follower
>>578989572I play the game but don't test my team, don't look at the stats and don't listen to sloptubers
>>578989665data from other people's teams racing is useful but obviously less useful than gathering data from your own team
>>578989713>he's playing yaeno muteki
>>578989784that's my gf
Which horse has the worst posts?
>>578989665I have 75% from testing in lobbies so I'd trust that over some website that just aggregates data
>>578989572I read guides to get a feel for what might be good, do a little testing on my own to see what people bring, and adjust a bit if i can/need too. it isnt easy to shit out good runs in this scenario so its nice to know what's probably good before commiting the time to prepare
>>578989868I said this
>>578989894There are no horses on 4chan
>>578989640>Doesn't give the homies good night kissiesWhat about getting a drink
>>578989906Post team
>>578989828Muteki?
>>578989572I read guides, use the simulator, and watch sloptubers to optimize my team and then get mad when they lose anyway
>>578989713this torena fucking SUCKS
>>578990023I only post my umas in my club. Sorry, gwo.
>>578989828NOT WHAT SHE'S CALLED
>>57899013475% club lobby winrate. Oh no no no
>>578990134Making up shit Mike at it again
yep, it’s friday
>>578990265ummm bro... it's not yet
7 and you have sex with your trainee
>>578990265
>>578990265>SEA outing himself
>>578990265bwo...
>>578989572I simply look at stats and run simulations in my brain. Hmmm, it looks like I lose finals to XOg by 2 lengths. A little more guts would have helped me.
>>578990209Considering my club is filled with other whales, it's honestly better than public lobbies.
>>578989981I can outdrink basically everyone I know which means I'm often saddled with being the sober one. Don't expect me to call you an Uber unless you give me your screen lock pass so I can do it on your phone.
>>578990110No Reason would not say this
>>578990297LET'S GO!
I think tanhauser is cute but feel bad for having romantic thoughts about her because she is mentally sub-normal
>>578990431>tazuna lives inside this anon's headdo you at least make her pay rent
>>578990365He could be from east asia or australia
>>578990297Wonderful.
>>578990265yay friday!!!
>>578990297>he thinks he has a choice
So what game are we playing next now that half TP is over?
>>578990310Love this dumbass
>>578990583>>578990587boy sexo
>>578990525Man I love Bubblegum Fellow
>>578990587boys don't look like this
>>578990587The sex game, now bend over rura
>>578990525her name is Believe you fucking larper.
>>578990587my friends are convincing me to play wuwa and zzz
>>578990654I love this image. It is so cute
>>578990773Get better friends
>>578990587Erauma
You wouldn't fuck a boy
>>578990847I'm too old to be looking for new friends already
>>578990587Metal Gear 4/PW and whatever I wanna play on my emulator shit handheld
next ace run will be better
>>578990942there are uma meetups everywhere for all ages
hai haaaai~
>>578990930You're right, I would marry one
>>578990565She pays me with occasional dreams about umas I know nothing about and have no prior interest in. It's Ramonu this week.
>>578991012imagine the smell
>>578990554Mambo is smart
>>578990930This image is also super cute
>>578990942Better on your own than with bad company, and I trust no one who unironically tries to groom anyone into any gachaslop or it's clones
>>578990481I know my limits. Had my share of puking and helping others. Just want everyone to have a good time
>>578991146ur literally in a gacha thread
>>578991012when is the /uma/ meetup
>>578991239breeders cup next year
>>578991239at the LA concert
>>578990930Cheval is so cute it's fucking insane.
>>578991121Most I’ve been to just end up with everyone chilling or drinking a lot
>>578991304no way I'm not getting shot
>Chiyoposters are gay>Bakushinfags are armpit freaks>Laurelfags are larpers who don't read the actual story>No one cares about Sakura Chitose ODo I have this about right?
>>578991121desu i went to one at sakuracon and it was shockingly rife with foids and charismatic nerdy guys
Oguri would let me squeeze her belly if I gave her food in exchange
>>578987136Fronts have a fixed distance to proc position keeping between each other, oonige only guarantees this is happening, but the shorter the track, the easier it is to keep this distance, while also being far more difficult to pass the oonige because the entire midrace is basically a corner. You're getting in your own way for no reason unless you're building around secondary accelerations on the non-oonige fronts.
>>578991464sounds about right
>>578991464I care about Chitose O even though I know nothing about her and refuse to read the manga. Her hair vents and poofy skirt speak to me.
Tanhauser hugs and handholding
>>578991239after 7th live in LA
>>578991580People here aren't running budding blossom on their fronts? The third one usually duels the other fronts propelling them forward even more.
>>578991580B...but you don't play the game!
>>578991432the real danger in LA is not getting shot, it's randomly getting stabbed in the neck by a black homeless drug addict with a sharpened hairpin
i should call her
It's 1 day before CM and I can't win anything. Taiki and Nishino are too strong. The occasional Front just rides Angling to victory. Camping Dober automatically wins any room she's in. And worst of all, 4chan captchas suck dick again.
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/zsyDyt>https://jiggie.fun/zsyDythttps://jiggie.fun/zsyDyt>https://jiggie.fun/zsyDythttps://jiggie.fun/zsyDyt
back to bed
>>578991809This but unironically
>>578990930Cute!
>>578991857Those are texas or seattle homeless people the LA homeless people I encountered were mostly zombies screaming at eachother doing the fent fold
/uma/...slow down on the images, we're running low on slots
You'll never guess this trainers name
>LA SUCKS I DON'T WANT TO GET SHOT>Lives in 3rd world shithole or backwards state
tummy umas
>>578991793I've thought about it but being in 3rd and 4th as a front usually isn't a winning position to begin with. It more than likely means you haven't procced spot struggle and haven't lucked out in the midrace so you're not in a great position to win, especially not with just 0.2 accel (front Taiki or even front Nishino might be exceptions with their extra accels). If you're not running oonige and just trying to run budding on all 3 you're hedging different conditions rather than building for something that provides value in every race as well. More reasonable with oonige.
>>578992154but does he get shot?
>>578992142erm I NEED to make a post about this on xitter now
>>578992246I've lived in the US my whole life and have never been shot at
>>578992154why are you implying LA isn't the same as some third world shithole in the middle of Brazil
Shut the fuck UP
>>578992121no
>>578992154>3rd world shithole or backwards statelike LA lmao
>>578992386Because it isn't. Everyone hates San Francisco yet they have the Pokemon Worlds event there
I LOVE OLDER WOMEN
>>578992171
>>578992386You've clearly never been to either of those places
>>578992489YOU CAN'T POST THAT
>>578992531>>578992171She looks like a whore
When are they getting an anime?
>>578991230And if I told you to play it I'd be a bad friend faggot
>>578992171*must pull uma
>>578992154L.A literally has rows of tents of homless
>>578992582your mom looks like a whore
>>578992223I've thought about running genuine Suzuka Runaway ace, but I can't hit decent stam, so I abandoned that idea.My idea was to run Suzuka Runaway, and then 2 other fronts as backups with Budding and Nimble, in case Suzuka dies with other Runaway. But I don't have Nishino and every Nishino borrow seems to suck for front building.Just not enough time for this cute comp, that probably doesn't even work anyway.
>>578992712Runaways have lower stamina requirements than fronts. You're either looking at shit info or doing something wrong. I discourage everyone from doing runaway however because it makes my life easier.
BROS MU SPECHUD IS INSANEDamn OYL pls complete
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpdhLmo4aUM
>>578992650brown beauty
im tired im tired im tired im tired im uggfhhf kill me fuck hurt hurrttrv cg ittf hutrtdssd fuckkkkjgg dddytrfr just want to do somettgibgg
>>578992818>Runaways have lower stamina requirements than frontsHUH
o-oh no, our image slots!whatever shall we do?
yeah runaways have lower stamina requirements because they run slower LOL!!!!
>>578992665I wish my mom looked like Estrus City
>>578992975take your meds nonny
>>578992154
>>578993019
nice image slot, globalbabs
>>578993019absurdly sexual uma
sekkusu?
>>578993178How did she find out about my diabetes...
>>578993223Tran press
>>578992978Make sure to uncheck spot struggle for oonige in umalator. If you spot struggle, you already lost anyways.
>>578993178Tachy Love
>>578993320AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME TAZUNA
soonTM
>>578993396
Umas that would play Diablo 2 with me?
>>578992975
>>578993109no poiimk5t
>>578993721why not...
>>578992978It's a pretty slight margin. A 90% spurt rate on a front who spot struggles turns into a 96% spurt rate on a runaway who doesn't on this cm.It's not an arbitrary comparision since spot struggling is sort of critical to how fronts win, while not spot struggling is critical to how runaways win.
>>578993609Besides the gamer umas like Taishin and Shakur, you could probably convince Cafe to join you for a LAN session
>>578994054I bet you could get Super Creek to joinshe'd have no idea what she's doing but she'd be happy to humor you
Bros pls help i'm literally shaking right now>Insane Spechud>No OYL>but with OMG and Shadowbreak>with all green skills needed>End closer SCan it work on this CM?
>>578994242where is your daring strike
>>578994242she only wins if she hits pump
>>578994320No one uses it hello
>>578994320Rice would not dress like that
>>578991580How close do fronts have to be to position keep?
>>578994242I would go again
>>578994242Milecasino is all about that accel, so I don't think so.
A deal's a deal, Trainer-san! Now you have to suck on my nipples!
>>578992154>LA>The sidewalk of 5th Street is covered in tents for miles between the freeway and a few blocks from the down town high rises. The stop right around where the police cruisers are posted. And let's not forget several buildings that have been burned out husks for years.The rich/poor divide is pretty 3rd world there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH5HdYbFpusWhy is she like this?
>>578994431>>578994485I have last borrow and CM is few hoursOwari da... i will try though
>>578994731CM doesn't start until tomorrow.
>>578994731CM is in 27 hours
>>578994623wat
>>578994731you shouldn't be relying on borrows at this point
>>578994772>>578994814Oh right... im insanely shaking right now with this luckImagine if this spechud OYL it's literally finals material>>578994931I'm new
I keep low rolling but I don't even know what went wrong
>>578995002you didn't believe in the heart of the cards
>>5789944244.5 meters, 12.5 if they're solo front in the race.
>>578994657Just don't be mega poor
>>578993109The "meds" are what's causing his problems...
>>578995151you are in a gacha thread zwo
>>578994242Looks fine minus oyl / lightning surge, but you really need iron or blossom to activate
wait is blossom good for ends?
>>578995341It works for when you push up as a late, harder for an end
>>578995341you need like 20 accels for blossom to hit with ends, it's pace/late only
>>578995251We must all be rich with disposable income to spend money on a game!
>>578994529Don't lewd my daughter
>>578995341Possible in zero front rooms
>>578995448I love beetle falco
>>578995509It's a bit too late for that, Oto-san
>>578995509She lewds herself.
I'm seeing Fusus on my TL..... It's over...
HELLO! are you clueless? do you not wanna think about what le works with le what?ok here is what you doyou categorize umas based on style and distance and NEVER attempt to get creativepace miler/sprinter? only inherit them for other pace sprintersdont think beyond the boxjust conform
I like how tanhauser ears reañly soft cuddley clothes, makes look super squishy and hugable
mambö
>>578995760
>>578995665I have vidya to play, don't do this to me...
Why Maya so horney
>>578995941I am so fucking happy to play PW online again
>>578995774what
>>578995774>ñ
>>578996001A shame that it's yet another low effort port, just like 1-3. HOPE YOU ENJOY 1080p BADLY UPSCALEDAt least 4 runs like a charm, plus it's "an actual port", even if a basic one.
>Retards
>>578996151I would ei ei mun in her umanko
>>578996223She just looks really huggable>>578996403I'm British, i just have a spanish phone
Thread is cooked. You know who is here
Is a UG Uma with 2 losses better than a S Uma with none as a parent?
stallion x mare love
>>578996693s uma with none is better if they both have the same skills you need
>>578996693Please answer : (
>>578996693Depends on sparks
>>578996983yes and no
>>578996693>>578996693assuming the same skills for both, and the same pinks and blues, then the one with no losses is better purely for the affinity, whuch matters is you are going to parent her for an uma she is not naturally affinity-ed with
>>578996957>>578997135>my hand-made Uma is inferior to the cl*nker due to RNGMessed up gameAhhClanker was a mistakeThe bar has been raised too high
>>578997347>>578997347>>578997347
BAKE YOU FUCK
does using ruby at 0LB just for her skill matter? should I not use my 0LB copy and try to use a MLB borrow if Im just going for the skill?
