>THE 600TH /CALG/ AGGIE HAS OFFICIALLY OPENED!!!https://magma.com/d/sMC3VaWeMz# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[JULY 2026] development "paused due to legal matters". However, Burial is confirmed to be the next episode. Nemlei to sponsor a "Coffin-likes" game jam.https://steamcommunity.com/games/2378900/announcements/detail/702146248223754712# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>578579836
First for adorable Teenshley
>page 5 bake
>>579014638
>>579014898>Julia sexAll day every day
>>579014775Stupid face made for irrumatio
>>579014775This art style really looks like Sunday Funnies to me, i.e. Peanuts, Calvin and Hobbes, Bloom County, etc. I would totally read a Andy and Leyley daily comic in the newspaper.
>>579014898>abrhamics guiltyWE'RE GONNA MAKE THEM GIVE BACK OUR PAST
>>579014638It's funny how people only recognize this game thanks to the incest and not because the brothers are fucking canibal murderers
>>579015602>brothersGood morning!
>>579015271>tfw they took our sex paradise island (no not that one)
>>579015675Epstein's Island was probably a blast.
AU set in the 80s where Andrew and Ashley run an arcade.
>>579015721Yeah but you shouldn't say that
>when you nut and she keep sucking
havent played since the incest was just an alternate route dream sequencecan you fuck the mom yet and is there a way to get the sister pregnant
>>579015675Sorry but you don't get the one without the other.
>>579015602
Seriously, what is it with spics and not having a word for, "sister"? I see this stupid ass shit on Twitter too.
Spanish be like>that inanimate object has a feminine and masculine word>"the brothers"
>>579017271German is even worse with gendered nouns
Friend B x Julia.Could it work?
>>579015602you have to give those moralfag troons from twitter a huge thanks for bringing lots of popularity to this game.without them, this game would've never achieved the same level of recognition as other indie games with other controversial themes than incest.
>>579014898>outside outcest cool honestly
Sisters are getting a little too cute these days.
>>579017403>Hawaiian hussy>need used foids>previous waiting month>parents forget male needs>better sister love>Andrew Julia sex>lifepost please makes clearly gayMore sentient than usual
>>579017393Femdom is my only respite from misogynistic thoughts
>>579018305queer
>>579017118They do. Hermana, as opposed to hermano (brother). What they lack is a single word that encompasses both brother and sister, like sibling. So they just use brothers if talking about a mixed-sex group.
wow everybody is so horny for ashley
>>579018798>traditionally attractive woman>guys think she's cute>omg wtf could have predicted this???
>>579017748Glassesley NEEDS her pussy eaten
>>579018798Yeah, and?
>>579018993Only Andrew is allowed to be horny for Ashley.
>>579018641>>579017118Imagine being Latino and you try to search up sibling incest porn but all you get are dudes fucking each other in the ass.
>>579019107>Imagine being Latino
>>579019068But I'm literally Andrew
>>579019213In that case just hurry up and get it over with.
>>579019163Depends what kind. Argentinian or Spaniard? I could live with. Mexican or Brazilian? Blow my shit smooth off
>>579018798Nobody is saying this
>>579018798Most people are saying this. Even a guy who was named "Nobody" by his troll parents.
>>579018798Everybody is saying this
>>579018798Billions are saying this.
>>579018798The entire universe is saying this
>>579018798The most important person, ME, is saying this.
>>579019068Their face when they catch you drinking milk straight from the jug.
My wife Noelle is the prettiest and BILLIONS are saying this!
>>579020428I buy the milk, I drink it how I damn well please thank you very much.
>>579019720What if you were a long legged pissed off Puerto Rican?
>>579014898>job cute coffin aggieThere are many who forget this
>>579020428I live alone, what's the harm?
>>579020428What of it?
>>579020505You can't do SHIT with your BALLS!
>>579018305Femdom is still misogynistic because you're forcing the woman to act against her nature to your benefit
>>579020428>when they catch you drinking milk straight from the jug.What is wrong with this Like at all
>>579020484>>579020572>>579020575>>579020664And you claim this is a civilized general.
>>579020589What would Ashley say if she had tourettes?
>>579020836I'm the man of the house, and I'll drink my milk straight from the jug if I want!
>>579020836At most, I'll birdy the milk if I don't feel like having a full glass. No way i'd put my mouth on it though.
Andrew holds you down, while Ashley pours the jug of milk right down your throat.
why a general, did the game finally end development
>>579021049>why a generalSomeone has to lead the delphic armies.
>>579020993Only if it's Ashley's milk, one way or another.
>>579020572I'd drink Thiu's milk straight from the jug, partial homo
>>579021049Devlog watch partyIt's like gambling, because it's completely random when it comes out
Why is /kawliga/ so fast today?
>>579021109I didnt even realize you people made almost 600 of these, Ive never seen it before, damn
>>579021195It's drowning in a SEA of gacha generals.
>>579021265Yeah, /vg/ is pretty awful
>>579021179I've been deliberately slowposting to give the aggie more time, but my mercy has worn thin
>>579020649>against her natureHumans are sexually ambidextrous. God wouldn't give women a thrusting impulse nor leave women's tits hanging out all year round if he wanted us to forsake cowgirl.
Julia is so cute
>>579021445Not even one person is saying this.
>>579021445Said NOBODY
>>579021445No one asked, nigger
>>579021483>>579021525>>579021554Rude
>>579021445I ain't buying what you're selling, Tariq. You gotta sell that hoe cheap for me to "agree" before that post-nut clarity kicks in.
>>579020649Sex is female-coded. Home life always goes to shit when a man decides he makes the rules
>>579021693remove the cow ring and maybe
>>579021834>Home life always goes to shit when a man decides he makes the rulesi.e. the entirety of human history until ~50 years ago.
>>579021834>Sex is female-coded
>>579022138>aaaaaaahh, I can't believe I'm living in the most peaceful period on history I'm going insaaaaane
>>579022138>the entirety of human historyWomen being shafted at home was invented during the industrial revolution. If a mediaeval peasant beat his wife then she'd be too weak to farm and they'd both perish.This is strictly in the context of white people, that is
>>579022254Oh, it's bait. You had me going for a second.
>>579022254the 90s are over m8
Sisters should be trashy
>>579021693Would facefuck until her face is a beautiful smear of makeup, tears, and spit
>>579022254People will unironically say things like this while the civilized world is on the edge of major upheaval. The men are creating AI wives and gambling on prediction markets to escape the expanding underclass while women are creating instagram reels about their bullshit job at adult daycare and dual-issue voting on increasing opportunities to get raped and then kill the resultant child.Things aren't good just because iPhones exist imo desu baka senpai.
>>579021693Floozies are so cute. I wish they were real
>>579024128Any pics without the shoes?
>>579024105>the civilized world is on the edge of major upheaval.2 more weeks!
>>579024128Very nice, but what do her armpits look like
>>579024247Glad you agree with me.
>>579024214>>579024297God I wish I had the answer to either of these
Why the FUCK DID NEMLEI ONLY DRAW ASHLEY BAREFOOT ONCE AND NEVER AGAIN? IT WASN'T EVEN IN THE ACTUAL FUCKING GAME.
>>579024794She was subjected to one of the most annoying groups of people imaginable and swore to never draw a bare sole again.
>>579025002I hope she learns her anger was misguided and undoes her Sweet Baby Inc political censorship
>>579025150You can do your part by not actively vindicating the "footfags are a nuisance" stigma.
>>579018798
>>579025235No one thinks Coffin is funded by Sweet Baby Inc.
>>579024794Nemlei fucking HATES us, anon
>>579025447I do not recall suggesting otherwise.
>I-I like sweet potatoes!
>>579025702I'll sweet yo potato, babygirl
>>579025732Erm, ain't she a little heckin' young for that? Diddyblud much???
>>579025732Julia's father had sex with that...
>>579025732Andrew, I don't think people are allowed to paint their skin like that anymore...
>>579025839Two boys can't make a baby, dummy. He had sex with thsi
>>579025839Does that mean Dindrew is hitting on his own teenage daughter?
>>579025919WE WUZ SIBLANGZ
>>579025978We love our black queens here
>>579025925Many such cases with black fathers.
>>579026084
>look away for 10 minutes>nigger infestation
>>579026269I love that image
>>579026372Relax unc, ts ain't allat srs
GET THOSE NIGGER HUSSIES OFF MY BOARD
Do you think Andrew, Ashley, Friend A, Friend B and Julia played Pokemon as kids?
>>579017363Friend B is already married, dummy
>>579027339Andrew and Ashley explicitly cannot afford the Pokemon cards
>>579027339>>579027801Were kids playing Pokemon in 2010?
>>579028176I don't know about kids, but I was in high school at the time and it had a massive resurgence around then.
>>579014638Who was taller between them. I headcanon Julia as being taller than Ashley and it annoys her.
>>579029129I don't like this post.................................I LOVE IT
>>579027801They try to play the card game, only to realize that none of them know the rules.
>>579029803It still boggles my mind that girls kissing makes some people genuinely mouth-frothing, teeth-grinding, cortisol-skyrocketing mad when at worst it's just kind of boring.
>>579029803If was an artfag, I'd love to draw a short Ashley annoyed at a taller Julia. Julia wouldn't be a lanklet or anything, if anything this would be a midget Ashley
>>579030489No alarms and no surprises. Evil hates seeing good
>>579030489Girls kissing is fun and hot but it makes no sense between Ashley and Julia and it feels cuck coded desu
>>579031486The ship makes no sense, but I've seen people go insane about yuri even when it isn't a crackship.>X-codedwe need to stop talking like women.
>>579031545>we need to stop talking like women.The only person I actually talk to for any prolonged amount of time is a woman (my sister), please understand
Lipstick Cowley
>>579031486>it makes no sense between Ashley and JuliaThrough yuri, all things are possible
Julia is boring in bed
>>579033315How can sex be boring? There's a naked girl there
>>579029129>>579029803Stupid lanklet Julia, hussy bitch hit a growth spurt and now I can't even reach eye level
>>579033819She can't suck dick, can't take it, probably can't even eat pussy either
>>579033974>She can't suck dick, can't take it,That's ok. We will have our whole lives to grow and learn how to git gud at sex together
>>579034034Give up on her like i have
>>579033315Everyone get this wrong. Ashley would be bad at sex! Julia probably has some experience with Andrew. The game implys Ashley doesn't have interest in sex beyond Andrew. She'd be bad at it. She's almost definitely a virgin
>>579034282>Ashley would be bad at sexWrong, S&S route proves she's good at it, better even, Andrew said Julia was total dog shit and cried to god
>>579034396You never lie to a partner about how good they were?
>>579034604Andrews thoughts, hes lying to no one but telling the truth
AU where Andrew and Ashley win the lottery and buy a McMansion
I've done my part, I leave the rest to you anons.
Pantshley
>>579042214I can't wait for canon timeskip milfley
>>579039295AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>579042214>yfw this is just a placeholder and it goes back to her usual sprite when the new update arrives
What if Andrew is bored one day and decides to read the entirety of Demon Summoning for Dummies, front to back, and in one of the earlier chapters he skipped over before he and Ashley performed their first ritual he finds out that fucking around with demons kind of pisses God off and in retaliation, he will send bears after anyone that does so.How would Andrew react to this knowledge, knowing that God isn't super happy with him and there will likely be bears in his future? Does he tell Ashley? Would he get bear spray? Will he pray and apologize to God?
>>579049573Ashley would be safer with the bear.
>109 people have logged onto the aggieWe have too many fucking lurkers.
>>579051395I advertised it on shitter just to fuck with /calg/ and screw numberfags like you up.
>>579021132Based
>>579051596>be twitter user looking for coffin art>"Oh cool, people here are drawing Coffin stuff! Let's see what's in store">"I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS!!!!!! KILL ALL HUSSIES AND LOVE KIT9 IN OKLAHOMA!! UNLIMITED COCK IN SISTERS. GOD I HOPE WREN GETS MOLESTED"
>>579014898Wren status?
>>579014898>fat mustAbsolutely.
>>579052302We like our sisters a bit skinny, like this.
>>579053026American post.
>>579053094You're goddamn right
>>579053094I'm Aussie and I love big girls
>>579053172>AussieAmerican with extra steps and no guns.
>>579053236
>>579053236And expensive as FUCK cigarettes!
>>579053527you're always welcome in freedomland, aussie bro!you'll have an easier time finding big girls here too
>>579049016NOO PANTSHLEY IS KILL NOOOOO
>>579056079We like our sisters horny, and a little retarded.
>>579056204all females are a little retardedand horny, from what i've heard
>>579051897So true, I am forever traumatized and broken by this place
>>579056249Sisters are hornier and smarter than the common housefoid, which is why they're the apex predator of sensitive older brothers.
>>579056204The path to retardation is a horny road
>>578996141I'm still around anon. It's just that I've been quite inactive and lurked for some time. Not having a good time nowadays
>>579058032>Not having a good time nowadaysHave you considered having a better time?
>>579058198I wish
>>579058329Did you do everything you can?
>>579058032>Not having a good time nowadaysMaybe I was a little too racist, sorry bro.
Lord Unknown: "Andrew, I'm sure you've gathered by now that entities were once humans. Before I ascended I was human and had a human body. The Tar Soul, your sister... Think very strongly about whether you want me to remove the feelings you have for her, because if it were me... I remember what it's like to have a penis..."
>>579059496>RacistIdk what you're talking about anon
>>579060058You're Koreanon, right?
>>579060598Yeah But you know, I've seen worse insults from other boards so I didn't feel offended at all so no hard feelings
>>579034124No way fag
>>579053094
I don't know what the point is anymore. I've grown increasingly certain in recent months that I hate my sister. She takes me for granted, humiliates me, pulls the rug out from underneath me and subjects me to constant whiplash, while I'm meant to ignore what I used to mean to her and not want it back or expect anything from her. My eyes feel as though tears are coming out, but none do.
>>579064786Get back at her by jerking off onto/into her stuff. Then you feel like you're winning every time she's mean to you because she'll have no idea
>>579051596>advertised on Twitter>no appreciable difference in productionlol. But seriously, I suspect on thread #599 there's going to be a huge last minute crunch. That's what happened last time
I fucked up, /cawl/. I only wanted to take a nap. I woke up and it's 5am.
>>579067252>it's 5amIt is SEVEN am. You motherfuckers do NOT live in Denver
Total Wren love
>>579068919
Renee is so perfect. I need a competent woman with a strong personality to just tell me what to do all day. I want her to make all my decisions for me. I want to be her dog. Simple and loyal and happy. I want her to give me basic commands and then pat my head and call me a good boy after I do it. I'd make a great dog. Bark bark.
/calgoo/...
>>579074853Do I wanna know where these come from?
>>579077405Where, I wonder
>>579079326Cute. In fact, maybe a little *too* cute.
>>579079326>>579081291Unfortunately, into the blender
>>579081291Teenshley my beloved
>>579079326>>579081291Cute
>>579086982The ideal family tree is really a family chain.
>>579086982Saved
>>579087520Like Andrew and Ashley would ever have a second child
The Wrent is due.
Has anyone made fan designs for Wren's hypothetical sister?If Wren gets his own imouto what should be her name?I'm with Leah since it is rearrangement of letters from Ashley like Wren's with Andrew
>>579086982Family tree? More like family ladder.
>>579089229One Wren arriving
>>579090209His sister would be named Douglisa
>>579094608>you-->were too late, so I ated it. Oh boy. I ated it all.
>>579095121It’s okay. It’s Fat Bitch Friday after all
MY FATHER HAD SEX WITH A NI-
>>579095121Who will stop her?
>>579096556She's like 9. And dead.
Canonically accurate depiction of Episode 4
>>579091197I got curious and had to look this up. Apparently it was sometimes used for females in the 17th and 18th century. Variations include names like, "Dougleigh"
>Nemlei naming the second child DoleighBravo
>>579097857It'd be nice if Lord Unknown ends up forcing Andrew to deal with all of his thoughts and feelings (oddly making Ch 4 mostly flashbacks and maybe [bitter]sweet) and turning him into a tar soul
Reminder that there WILL be an ending where Andrew dies while Ashley realizes that he was bringing out the worst in her so she goes on living happily without him
>>579098118>>579098284She could be called Dee (pronounced Dayday)
Why do I feel like even Julia would dislike Douchebag?
>>579099183Because Julia disliked Andrew and he's the best guy ever
>>579098980>Nemlei naming the second child DeeleighIt's like poetry, it's sort of- it rhymes
>>579099236He’s literally the worst guy ever. Everything would be better if he wasn’t around
>>579099419>t.
>>579098980>>579099345Here me out, I know this may sound dumb but:>Wren>Almost sounds like Wren(ay)(Renee)What about, "Dallas"?
>>579099942Nigga, Coffin doesn't take place in Texas. As much as I wish it did.
AU where Andrew and Ashley start a cattle ranch in rural Texas.
>>579098908Based
>>579099419*weren't
>>579100126>>579014775>>579079326>>579081291>>579085145
>>579101034>>579085145>>579081291>>579079326>>579014775uoh
You just know teenshley grips like a vice.
>>579101741>like a viceA vise is the grippy thing, a vice is a sinOr, in Andrew's case, they are one and the same
>>579100071>Coffin doesn't take place in TexasSource?
>>579101968I think bongs spell them the same
>>579102068I could turn a bong into tacos, stew, roadkill or even just a piece of modern art and have fewer qualms than Andrew did about eating a (soon-to-be) dead person under extreme circumstances, I don't really care about what they think
>>579101238So fucking cute.
>>579101741Could you post the uncensored (or any other cunnyley) on catbox? Bump btw
>>579105508https://files.catbox.moe/m1mwtl.jpeg
I love Julia
what are all the andrew ashley ship names?bunnycleaver is adult andrew and child leyleyprincesscleaver is adult andrew and teen leyley
>>579102068Wahey!
>>579111814There are none for Andy because nobody cares about him
What if Ashley were cute?
>>579111814
>>579112796My favorite ship name is EbonyDark'nessDementiaRavenFrutigerAeroCleaver.
>>579096767Fredrik
>>579112774What if the sky were blue?
>>579112796For me, it’s bunny-princess
>>579112796Cleavercleaver
>>579112796Flannelprincess, the "What if they were just honest" ending (AKA the good ending for them)
>>579113767it could happen..
>>579112796Rabbitchoker all the way
>>579115872Say goodbye to all the realistic sexual tension
Ashley takes it up the ass
>>579117764Anons should be forced to post catbox links with their porn posts or lose their fingers desu
>>579117667Onees make you seethe?
>>579117667It wouldn't be called shipping if it made sense.
>>579119193No, I just don't think that there'd be as much realistic sexual tension if the roles were inversed; Nemlei got the formula /perfect/ here is all>>579119534That's fair and maybe I should be kinder to others
>>579120476>maybe I should be kinder to othersNo, you should definitely make fun of shipfags, I'm just pointing out that shipping and making zero fucking sense go together like cheese and wine.
>>579123081
>>579123386>It's over, Andy.
>>579125593I Need to See Her Asshole Resized by Big Brother Cock
>>579125593yaoi hands
GYATTshley
>>579133836Man that's one great Sisass.
>>579133836Need her to shit on my chest
>>579111814>what are all the andrew ashley ship names?The Coffin of Andy and Leyley
>>579113147Frutiger Aero Coffin is inevitable.
>>579119193I am an oneefascist but there is literally no point to chokerrabbit. WTF is Ashley gonna do? He's too weak and small and helpless to actually fulfill the Andy role in her life. The sexual tension would be non-existent with anage gap like that too, since at that point she's even an older sister, bro; that's basically just his mother, which is unappealing to me. Chokerflannel on the other hand is based as fuck.
>>579136683>anage gap like that*an age gap like that >she's even an older sister*she's not even an older sister
>>579136683>>579136804
>>579137449Does anyone still have that art of adult Ashley being absolutely amazed while young Andy is just reading a book unperturbed
If Nina survived, would she tell her parents or Julia first? And would Ashley threaten her into not telling?
>>579137889Ashley wouldn't threaten Nina. She'd threaten Andy to do something about it lmao
>>579115872You're going to love the Wren era.
>>579136683It just doesn't make sense for their dynamic.
>>579139717I think if you changed the characters somewhat it would change their dynamic somewhat
>>579140914Cute!
>>579140731There's a lot of things in a lot of stories that can be given leeway and still not affect the story at large, but I think the depth of characterization in the game as well as the characters' backgrounds make seemingly small changes necessitate cascading changes to accommodate. If Ashley were the firstborn, it's not entirely guaranteed that Renee would even want to have another baby given that she wanted to have a girl, and Ashley was a notoriously difficult child. If Renee did have Andrew regardless, then how would that impact Nina's death given that Andrew wouldn't have the same kind of fear of some floozy girl running off with the only person he cares about and wouldn't feel compelled to "prank" her. On top of that, you'd have to find a new way to manufacture the complex mixture of guilt, hatred, lust, and love that he had for Ashley given that he was no longer shackled to her via being an unofficial parent. Coffin is scant on arbitrary details.
>>579138234Not really. It already sucks.
>>579142004The Wrenaissance is kino. You WILL like it.
>>579142141It's like a septic tank exploding and flooding the front yard with liquid shit.
>>579142248There was a good amount of discussion but now most of the wren posting I see is just gay men being gay.
>>579142384There is comparatively little Wren fujoposting.
>>579142434I don't mean people pairing wren up with other guys, I'm saying it's gay men posting about wren all of the time.
>>579142004Trust the fujokitty. She knows what part of her audience she made Wren for.
>>579142384There was discussion for all of 10 minutes and it was and still is overtaken by that one specific sperg that want him to be molested or fuck Julia in some weird fetish projection. And that's not really mentioning the random posts about shitty old internet references when we know nothing about him.
>>579141937Not readin allat
>>579142524I'm not gay and I love the Wrenaissance: it's a new golden age.
>>579142758Or might I add, if he's even real and under what context. There's so many gaps that people are basically turning him into an OC.
>>579142004>>579142758Wren induced melty. Wrelty, if you will
>>579142948What drives you to be like this?
>>579142758>one specific sperg that want him to be molested or fuck JuliaI've admittedly posted a few of these though I didn't start the meme. So there seem to be multiple people who want Wren to bang his teacher (who happens to be Julia).
>>579142758I was being charitable and chalking up a bit of speculation and funposting to decent discussion. Shippers are literally always going to be pests, it's not going to go away or get better, so you might as well not let it bother you too much.
>>579142948Yep. A Wrelty, if you will.
>>579143092I stopped caring long ago and just hide their posts because they will never say anything useful. I'm just pointing out how that makes up most Wren posting because there is nothing to work off of with him for actual discussion.
>>579143219Fair enough I guess. Unfortunately your callout guarantees that particular genre of posting is going to sharply increase.
>>579143219Built for Big Student Cock
>>579143336As you can see it already started. I am unmoved. Low quality trolling.
>>579143453I don't think it's trolling, just autists with egos. Someone saying they don't like a type of post followed by a flood of that type of post is basically an entire thread meta at this point.
>>579142758>>579142928I feel like I'm watching a guy discover conversation in real time
>>579143453>I am unmoved
2026 we straight up KILLING Wren disrespecters
>>579146376Wrend their lives
>>579148020We shall Wrender them into dust
Fart Nigga
>>579149256Lol
We love the pernicious poot
>>579153394I thought that was Rouge the Bat at first
>>579153495It was actually Sister the Cat.
>>579153967Kek
>>579153967Sisters give you toxoplasmoSIS
>>579154772Sistercats are known to alter their brother's brain chemistry and increase their testosterone. Sistercats are the aristocratic choice.
love sister
>>579160441Bold and visionary.
annoy sister
be nice to sister
>>579163986Ashley looks oddly happy talking about hussies...
>>579165276Peep the cleaver in her hand for a hint as to why she's so enthused.
>>579064786She messaged me to ask if I want to hang out next Saturday. I left her on read. She sent another message to clarify that she meant the 5th. I left that on read too. I think I will sleep now.
>>579166075sounds like you're having a woman moment
>>579166245It's still Bully Brother Summer. Now is the time to make your sisters panic or cry.
>>579166245Yep, you're having a woman moment.
>>579168291>>579167098shan't be arsed to fix
https://x.com/holothes/status/2092684199966691618
>>579170009JANE NO! THAT'S INCEST!
>>579170047Incest is bad due to being predatory, but girls can't be predators so it's fine
>>579170009Hot
https://x.com/tutu_soi/status/2093599285757767845
>>579170009Ooh la la! Looks like Jane had an ulterior motive getting Julia to dump Andrew. Now that's he's out of the picture, she can swoop in pick Julia up on the rebound. Julia's never been with another woman. Who better to show her the ropes than her big sister? When Jane was mocking Andrew for wanting to fuck his little sister she must have been projecting.
>>579170009I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane...
>>579172627This Julia looks way too smug.
>>579173209I always thought she looked subtly horny there, the whore. It appears when she says "It would be nice if you could stay over more often" or something too.
>>579175013I have long theorized in the past that she's so starved for genuine love that she's mistaking Andrew's sex drive as a substitute, and trying to both imply she wants more "love" as well as an attempt to manipulate him using his sex drive. Of which I'm of the belief he's not very impressed or enthusiastic about from his reaction.
>>579175162>as an attempt to manipulate him using his sex driveJulia is 0% manipulative
>>579175526I'm not sure where to start deconstructing this but I'll try. Her whole dynamic with Andrew is basically being an emotional parasite and obliviously manipulating Andrew through guilt, which Andrew lets continue happen and as a last resort even feeds into as a form of self-loathing.
>>579176050Andrew's not gonna read this
>>579176212Yes he will!
>>579176050>Her whole dynamic with Andrew is basically being an emotional parasite and obliviously manipulating Andrew through guiltWat.
>>579176567Maybe you should read dialogue more carefully and observe how characters react.
>>579176710I should also put an emphasis on the "oblivious" part for the impaired.
>>579176710That picture is not Andrew being manipulated. That's him manipulating HER because he doesn't give a fuck about her. And in the next frame he instantaneously forces himself to give a fuck about her by pretending she's his sister.
>>579176836By your own words Andrew does not give a fuck about Julia. He already regret their relationship in highschool and then it turned into Julia using him as an emotional napkin which guilt tripped him into committing to the bit. Then he started trying to keep her that way whenever she questioned things so she would keep using him as an emotional napkin and reeling him back in.The first picture is specifically Andrew being guilt-tripped after she says and I quote "I'll be fine as long as you're around" and then (your pic) veer into something else more favourable and lighthearted. With the double-entendre of being suspiciously specific at a time when it was more of an implication and less the primary subject. Like I previously mentioned it's an instance where he needs to feed into her problems and/or stop her from escaping them as a last resort to guilt trip his part of the relationship forward. Using her as a sex toy is how he copes about it.By the time of right before the game takes place he basically stopped giving a fuck entirely and it was all about using her as a sex toy to cope about the situation getting worse for him emotionally.
Your mother and father have had sex.
>>579178925Proof?
>>579179029I saw your parents going at it in an unfortunate nightmare.
>>579165276She secretly loves hussies (as we all do)
>>579178925Finally, an opportunity to use picrel
>>579176050>obliviously manipulatingJuliaphobes will say just about anything, won't they
>hussysona is just Ashley with lilac highlightshttps://x.com/ZukonX/status/2093657137364840718
>>579179029
>>579182349Coffin would've been much better if Andrew fucked two or three girls a week
>>579182504We're all saying this
>>579182504Sisterless post
>>579182504Or guys
>>579184848We cannot be certain that Andrew has never slept with a man
>>579182504Fucking two or three girls would be a slow week for Andrew. It's unbelievable what he puts his poor Ashley through.
>>579185912Asking Nemlei for a proper flashback to Andrew's summer job
>>579186345I'm not saying that AndrewxFriend B and AshleyxJulia would have solved everything. But I'm not NOT saying it
Spanking sisters
x.com/tutu_soi/status/2082480097022681339
>>579192085x.com/tutu_soi/status/2084965371849941168
Hugging hussies
>>579186345All I'm saying is, no one would suspect Andrew and Ashley if people tthought Andrew was gay with (you).
Taking a trip to Agartha.
https://files.catbox.moe/8a9b23.png
>>579195590Andrew would never. Eating pussy is too emasculating.
>>579196136I still don't know how sticking your face in cunt is meant to be anything other than male selfishness.
>>579014638Played Minecraft with my sister and it was quite wholesomeShe is already dreaming of catching a dragon
>>579196652It's an extremely lopsided view of sexuality where the idea of giving pleasure without mutual stimulation of genitals is inherently an act of submission rather than something which can be an enjoyable activity for both parties.
>>579196652>selfish>meanwhile only the foid is getting any pleasure
>>579196931What a transactional outlook.
>>579196931>making your sister feel good gives you no pleasureDomo arigatou Mr. Roboto
>>579196136>>579196931>Eating pussy is too emasculating>foidThe boyim cannot be for real.
>>579196136Yeah Andrew is known for his manlieness
>>579189713Excuse my language but heck yeah
>>579198281They're not, at least this one isn't. Someone always appears whenever anything about cunnilingus is said.
>>579193923Hyperborea may be your sister's womb, but Agartha is your sister's assholehttps://files.catbox.moe/idjw9n.webm>>579195590I love eating puhh but this was drawn by a cooties carrier who enjoys a men's munching only because she *thinks* it's degrading. Or worse, by a man who enjoys the same thing. Regardless I don't like it therefore.
>>579199652>this was drawn by a cooties carrier who enjoys a men's munching only because she *thinks* it's degrading.
>>579201631No, no, he's right.
>>579199652Ashley is patting his head and Andrew seems at peace. It looks profoundly peaceful to me.
>>579201804Anon you can't be serious
>>579202798Genuinely what am I missing?
>>579203490A brain, from what I can gather.
>>579202798>>579203565Vaguepost KING
>>579198281The boyim really have lost it completely
>>579203565What is degrading about Andrew's tender expression and Ashley tenderly caressing his hair? He's practically being fucking sedated with pussy.
>>579204415It's gay to have sex with women
>>579196652>male selfishnessI don't get it. How is oral anything but a sexual favor regardless of who's doing it? Obviously assuming both parties actually want it.
>>579207251It renders sex acts to a transaction, which is either incorrect in the best case scenario or emblematic of the death of human interaction in the worst. It's only a favor or selfish purely within the context of a brief sexual fling instead of a long-term romantic relationship, and the former is pure cancer on society.
>>579207656To clarify, after re-reading my post, I'm not saying that oral sex is transactional, I'm saying that the idea of oral sex being a purely selfish or purely selfless act is what makes it seem transactional on top of that being an outright incorrect interpretation in most cases.
>>579207656Sorry, sexual favor has connotations I didn't mean. I'm saying it's something you might enjoy but primarily do for the other person. The idea that a man wanting to do it is being selfish just seems bizarre.
>>579208843>The idea that a man wanting to do it is being selfish just seems bizarreI think the idea he was trying to convey with that was the evergreen performative-masculine boomerism "I love pussy so much I eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!"
>>579014898>love feel child cocks
>>579209131Anon please, you CAN'T say that
>>579209572>THIS IS NOT A SHIP. I repeat, THIS IS NOT A SHIP!This, meanwhile, is a ship. I repeat, this is definitely a ship.
>>579209973It's so absurd.>THIS IS NOT A SHIPthat's like me painting a duck and swearing up and down it's not a duck.
>>579209973>>579210159
We LOVE age gaps yes sir we do!
>>579209973>Oooh! Rock me Amadeus~
>>579210965Princessley is too powerful.
>>579210965
>>579211517>>579211534
>>579210693That's one smug 'shley.
>Andrew really looked at this and said noHe's literally mentally retarded.
>>579213262"No thanks, I don't want the money." – Man with $100M winning lottery ticket.
>>579213262>letting the succubus drain your soul along with your ballsHe was wise to leave, he would have been her Andy forever if he fell for this. We're talking Þouglas levels of cuckery.
>>579214660>ÞouglasThuglas keeps shit locked down thouhg
>>579214830>Thuglasi now desire an edit of douglas made to look like one of those gangsta Spongebob images
>>579214830Yes, but at the cost of being an EMPTY SHELL of a man utterly devoid of will and personality. The fact Renee would never cheat on him almost doesn't matter compared to his nonexistent Vril.
>>579215568>The fact Renee would never cheat on him almost doesn't matter compared to his nonexistent VrilPeople like you need to be put in camps
>>579216016Don't be that way anon, we can all be friends here.
>>579217207Douglas' spiritual death was entirely a result of backbreaking impoverished wageslavery, and it has nothing to do with the fact that Renee *wouldn't* cheat on him. No, your wife being pre-seasoned with a few extra cocks wouldn't give you more vril.
>>579215568Doug is literally living the best life a man can live. I'd want a competent and intelligent wife who loves me and makes every decision for me. I don't want to do anything more than come home from work into her arms
>>579217547>No, your wife being pre-seasoned with a few extra cocks wouldn't give you more vril.That is NOT what I meant. I was only saying Douglas having a wife who loves him was no compensation for being dead inside and having no will outside supporting her.
>>579218472>I was only saying Douglas having a wife who loves him was no compensation for being dead inside and having no will outside supporting her.It's a complete non-sequitur. No relation.
>>579218472>no compensation for being dead inside and having no will outside supporting her.Imagine having one without the other
>>579219685She's looking at me and mocking me while riding his cock
>>579219685++ Ashley Proselytizing>>>/wsg/6223458
Cockdrew.gif got voicedhttps://www.reddit.com/r/CoffinofAndyandLeyley/comments/1vxi1sw/fandub_a_familiar_situation_from_a_familiar/
>>579221070Each word made me want to click less and less
>Seems to me there's been a lot of cock talk recently...
>>579221070
>>579221197Spoiler: she goes "nya :3" as she goes down on the 'drew
>>579221235I love this image so much I ugly laugh every time
I CAN'T UNDERSTANDWHAT MAKES A MANHATE ANOTHER MANHELP ME UNDERSTANDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzGnX-MbYE4
>>579221729It's the little red nose on the sprite that gets meI want to honk it
>>579222717>I want to honk itWith my penis
>Ashley… what doth life? Doth it life us? Or doth we life it? Like, are we just fleshy blips in some cosmic soup, or is it vice-reversa? Vice-reversa? That's when you reverse the vice… like unscrewing pain from the socket of existence.>Andrew, you're doing it again. You're conundrummering all over the place. Life isn't a soup. It's a stew. A stew of meaningless oblivion with chunks of destiny floating like sad carrots. And you're the spoon that keeps stirring up trouble.>Trouble? Trouble is just love wearing a scary mask! I once stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back… and then it asked for my number. I gave it yours. You're welcome.>You gave the abyss my number? That's low, even for you. The abyss called me at 3 AM asking if I wanted to "transcend together." I had to block the void. Now the phone has a hole in it where enlightenment used to leak out.>Enlightenment isn't something you leak, Ashley. It's something you weaponize. Like a gun made of pure intention. Pew pew! I shoot wisdom at people and they explode into better versions of themselves. Or sometimes just explode. Same difference>Wisdom? You mean like when you "helped" Mom by teaching her a Navaho rain dance to fix the leaky faucet? Now the kitchen floods every time someone says "tears." And ducks show up. Tear ducks. They're everywhere. Quacking about their tragic backstories.>Exactly! That's the beauty of it. Pain hurts, Ashley. But to understand pain you must first understand pain. And then punch pain in the face until pain apologizes and buys you a smoothie. A smoothie of forgiveness. With extra whey protein for the soul.>You're impossible! You're like a walking paradox wrapped in a riddle dipped in pretentious nonsense!>And you're the sister who thinks she's above it all… but deep down you're just jealous because my nonsense has levels. Levels upon levels. Like a fractal of bullshit. Infinite bullshit. You're welcome for the infinity.
>>579222621>AND IF SHE SAYS "CUM INSIDE," I'LL CUM INSIDE FOR HER>AND IF SHE SAYS "GIVE IT ALL," I'LL GIVE EVERYTHING TO HER>I AM JUSTIFIED!>I AM PURIFIED!>I AM SANCTIFIED!>INSIDE YOU~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPM9guOvQsA
>>579221070>those unecessary cartoon sound effects
I had my second worst day in my entire life today calg
>>579227314Still Thiu?
>>579227314Let's see if we can make it your worst.
>>579227314what happened?
>>579227314When was the first worst?
Need to fuck Julia's armpits
>>579235890nah, i don't really feel like it
>>579236939
>>579237263put some pants on, Ashleyyou're gonna catch a cold!
>>579237489
>>579237524why are you staring at me like that? back up a step or two.
>>579237660
>>579237738I said back up! What's wrong with you?
>>579237827
>>579237934Goddamnit, i said back up! Any closer and i'm gonna turn that pink eye into a black one!
Pretend tough isn't real tough.
Sex. With Leyley.
Prison showers. With anon.
>>579238615Okay. With of without the overall?
>>579239293What a good question. Is it possible to keep them on during sex? Don't overalls fully cover your bottom?
I want Renee to lock me in a chastity cage and grab me by the balls HARD and spit in my face and tie a leash around my balls and walk me around the house like an animal
Doctor Surgeonstein if you can hear me, please save us.
Little sister, BIG sisters.
>>579215498Aggiefags get to it
>>579221070It was shit and now it's even more shit, thanks.
>>579244658If you post an example to base it off of I can draw it tomorrow, if I remember. Right now I slep tho.
>>579242217Hell yeah (excuse my crude language)
>>579245382Look at the sisters on that si—>nipple piercings>nipple piercings through clothingthe artist needs to die.
>>579245187
>>579245475Nipple piercings taste like house keys. And brother, there's no place like home
>>579245187>>579245603
>>579245603>>579245768
Ashley tongues my anus (I paid for the double deluxe service at the handjob factory)
>>579215498>thuglasSo douglas as a zesty black man who likes showing off his ass?
>>579246570That'd explain where Andrew gets it from
>>579246248How do I do linework like this?
>>579196782You should fuck your sister (in Minecraft)
Can someone post the last aggie? I missed out on #500. Would also appreciate any before #300.ALSO ALSO, DRAWFAGS GET TO IThttps://magma.com/d/sMC3VaWeMz
>>579249145hmmmm lemme FINK about it.... NYO WAY HOSYEY
I wish Thiu was real and he was my friend and we explored each other's bodies
>>579251164*were real
>>579249145
I'll draw more stuff if we're getting down to the wire and have too much empty space, but I don't want to hog the whole aggie.
I was gonna add a tally to the Julia portion of "who would you marry" but I'm not making an account. Someone add it for me
>>579253383When you ask stuff like this it's impossible to determine whether an existing tally was meant to honour your request, thus leading to potentially infinite Julia tallies.
>>579253961There are currently two, please add a third>potentially infinite Julia tallies.But that's fine, because everyone is saying this
>>579166075>>579166245It's been almost 24 hours and I still haven't replied. She hasn't said anything and now I feel bad
>>579256848Nigga, just tell her you do/don't want to hang out with her.
>>579256848larp
>>579257117No you don't understand he HAS to be a petty asshole.
>>579257117I DO but I also want to be mean to her.
>>579256848Bligga I don't give a fuck. Text her or don't, but stop bragging to us about how you're epically winning a social game only you're playing
>>579256848Stop acting like a woman holy shit
>>579257558/calg/ is literally infested with manfoids.
Wasted my summer by doing nothing. Just as I was considering going to touch grass, something drew me in to keep me indoors. What about you, anons?
>>579257908This was my first week of college classes after neeting for several yearsI don't think I like it very much
>>579257783>manfoidskek writing this down
>>579257783That's a really weird way of saying "tranny".
>>579256848FUCKING ANSWER HER YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHITi hate people who take their siblings for granted so fucking much, holy fucking christ
>>579258415Ok fine I said okay. But I should've bullied her by saying no
>>579258627i am going to steal your sister. I don't know how, but i'm gonna do it simply because you don't deserve her
>>579258627>But I should've bullied her by saying no"Should have" implies that it was a morally or objectively correct choice, and that you chose incorrectly, but it's really neither. Being a petty little bitch and torpedoing your relationships for the briefest glimmer of smug satisfaction that you've inflicted an extremely minor, petty nuisance to someone's day. I take it back, you don't act like a woman, because that shit is beneath a woman.
AU where Andrew and Ashley start a band.
>>579258718>>579258825I don't feel like traumadumping in /calg/ again, but I just wanted to feel like I have some power. You people have a point.
>>579245475based nipple piercing haterruins the titty
Are there any old heads here? Im genuinely curious how well known Nemlei was around Episode 1's release. Like how substantial was her following? Admittedly I showed up late, shorty after Episode 2. I'm only curious because I'm wondering if Coffin initially meant to just be the first episode.
>>579260515I've been in /calg/ since before we moved to /vg/. Nemlei was the furthest thing from a celebrity before Coffin and you won't even find mentions of her or her old games on b4k before March 2023.>I'm wondering if Coffin initially meant to just be the first episodeWhen Episode 1 came out, it wasn't even called Episode 1 as it was simply "The Coffin of Andy and Leyley". No sequel was intended, but Nemlei decided to expand it into a full game due to overwhelming demand.
>>579260515There is 1 true Nemlei fan, and that is the guy who drew this during the Divlethion days. >I'm wondering if Coffin initially meant to just be the first episode.Yes. And, not to be rude, but it shows
The connection between cats and sisters warrants more study.
Disinterested handjob from Jane after she takes my wallet and helps herself to as much cash as she wants
>>579259519>traumadumpingLemme guess, older sister?
Little sisters should be soft and squishy.
>>579273506dangerously cute
>>579273506Wow me! You're so cool!!
>>579274630Teenshley is so adorable
Are sisters the future?
>>579278438Sisters are forever, actually.
>>579245475ALL artists need to dieNot before contributing to the aggie though
>>579278438nope. sadly. a delphic future for society is not in the cards.
Honestly, I just want them to become the best possible versions of themselves they can be. Hopefully once the dust settles and they figure out a way to resolve their problems, they can live a normal life. At least as normal of a life they can get all things considering.
>>579278438Sisters are the present. Incest babies are the future.
>>579283575Based GIMP
>>579245603>>579245768>>579246248That doesn't seem really Doug-ifiable... Isn't there a better one you can suggest? If not I'll just try doing this. Keep in mind that Douglas Graves has little that separates him as a side character rather than an average man on the street NPC so it might be diffucult to make it clear that it's supposed to be him.
>>579285259I think Doug has a recognizable face
>>579283575Do guys honestly see their sisters in positions like this and not want to fuck her
>>579289584Yes
>>579278438Sisters are SO last year. Hussies are what's in right now
>>579290958What if your sister is a hussy?
>>579290993Become her OF manager of course
>>579290993We FUCK
>>579283575Bad choice for censorship; the thumbnail makes it look like she's squeezing a turd out and it pushed past her underwear.
Don't open, incest insidehttps://files.catbox.moe/34r4w1.jpeg
>>579291816Diary of Jane status?
>>579291816Someone remove the tits so this is just Julian x Jane
>>579291816I've been TELLING you guys that Julia is futa-coded.
>>579292441That would require also modifying Jane's right hand and right boob.
>>579292441High kino potential
>>579291816>futa JuliaHELL YEAH!!! Literally the perfect fucking woman. Jerking off to this as we speak
>>579291816>finally a well drawn Juliacest pic>it's fucking futa
>>579292834
>>579291816I wish my older sister never stopped sexually harassing me
They really ought to allow some sort of stecil overlay in the aggie. I can't draw for shit, but I could fill in pixels. I would only use it to make crappy /calg/ memes.
>>579293249The Aggie is where you shall take to the pen and practise, my friend.
>>579291816I clicked on this half an hour ago and despite my erectile dysfunction I've been hard ever since despite no physical or visual stimulation. What does this mean?
>>579293506
They are about to play/sing “Sweet Home Alabama.”
>>579291816>Jane, the Lord is watching>and He forgivesHoly cinema. I want to sweet talk Julia into sex then suck her 7 inch cock crazy style
I'm trying to stop myself from posting about how much I want to suck Julia's futa cock. I even took a cold shower and it's still all I can think about. Fuck, she's so cute. She really is too adorable
https://x.com/humanoid2457/status/2094025529879847315
>>579295356
>>579293314I've tried both using a mouse at my desktop, and booting it up on my phone. Will say, maybe If I had a stylus and some sort of tablet it would be more seemless. But it's a pretty subpar experience. I did draw a few things though. Maybe I'll actually practice so for aggie #666 or #700 I'll actually be prepared.
>>579294151>>579295356Would futa Julia be cut or uncut?
>>579295429That's it. I'm sorry, I can't take it anymore. She's just TOO cute. I want to suck her cock so badly. I want to lay her down on my bed and run my hands over her soft body. I want to kiss her face, lips, and neck while smelling her and gently running my hand down her body. From her boobs over her soft tummy down her pelvis and grabbing hold of her hard cock. I want to see her face go beet red as I move my head down towards her penis. I want to lay her cock on my face and stare up past it at her pretty eyes. I want to drive her crazy with my mouth. I'd kiss her cock and slowly lick it up and down while hearing her moan. I'd tongue every millimeter of her dick, getting it nice and wet. I'd cup her balls and lick the spot where the shaft meets the balls. I'd grab her soft legs in my arms and hold her big thighs against my head while I push the tip of her cock past my lips. I'd take her entirely in my mouth. Imagine looking up at her shy little face while your mouth is full of her cock. Bobbing up and down, tasting her body while she moans uncontrollably. Feeling her hands on your head as she asks you to go deeper. Sliding her penis down your throat while your face pushes against her pelvis. What I can't decide is what I want more, for her to cum down my throat or for me to edge her for a while before finishing her off with my hands. Both are so nice. Imagine the way she'd shake as you kept sucking while her cum filled your mouth. But also, imagine laying together and jerking her off. Getting your face right next to hers and calling her your sinful girl while feeling her cock throb in your hand. Teasing her frenulum and edging her for ages until she shoots ropes all over your hand and the bed.FUCK I wish Julia had a cock. I wish girls with cocks were real. She makes me so fucking horny I can't stand it>>579297338Uncut, obviously
Have you considered that you just like cocks?
>>579298759Uh, yeah. I thought that was obvious
>>579142805Someone else said it previously for me.
............
>>579298759Course I do. Have one meself.
>>579298759Love cock, simple as
>>579301096>??? riding in seat 666kino
I'm thinking it's new wave
>>579052302>>579023304Sisters should be squishy
Squishters
Fat Bitch Sunday!!!
>>579308576GYATT
>>579308576Ew
>>579310692would
>>579310692Gayest post today
>>579312248inb4 he calls you brown.
>>579312348Why? He's not wrong
>>579312617I just expected that response is all, but then again it's been a while since I've seen a retarded "ur brown" accusation.
>>579312348My people make love to the whole woman, must like we make use of the whole buffalo
>must likeI meant "much like"
>>579018641hermanx.
Julia?
>>579314107Has a pretty big dick, but is shy about it
>>579314404Cute!
>>579314404Julia's got a gigantic wiener, but Ashley has the fattest balls in Coffinland.
>>579317064And I bet Andrew STILL finds a way to complain
>>579319007My sister is too cute, her balls too fat, her prostate too active.
