# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[JULY 2026] development "paused due to legal matters". However, Burial is confirmed to be the next episode. Nemlei to sponsor a "Coffin-likes" game jam.https://steamcommunity.com/games/2378900/announcements/detail/702146248223754712# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>578163728
Sister love-hate
>>578579836
>>578580139>gay coffin relationshipHow it should've been...
>>578580139>universe brothers differentpicture almost related
>>578579836THE 600TH /CALG/ AGGIE HAS OFFICIALLY OPENED!!!>https://magma.com/d/sMC3VaWeMz
>>578581489And you call it an aggie despite the fact that it's clearly a magma
>>578580139>sibling cause problemAin't never been a truer wordcloud
>>578580139>hussies soon talk God JuliaJulia will die (and go to heaven) in Burial confirmed.
>other thread deletedso... can we finally end this childish fighting and use this thread already?the aggie has already been linked so there's no reason to argue about it at all...
>>578580230
>>578580139>devlog deathAh, I see...
>>578580139>Wren relationshipYEAH BITCH
>>578582573look at that sistush!
>>578582573He wasn't what? Crying in his sleep?
>>578583984Saying her name
>>578584470... you're Leyleyberg
I saw that, dork.
>>578587738i'll genuinely assassinate you
Sloppy, wet, messy, grunting, sweaty, shaking sex with Julia
Bump
Reminder that Andrew does it for free
>>578580139>guys inside fenale gotten lovesThat's usually how it works
I think Coffin would make a funny sitcom. It takes place after the events of the game, but the details are revealed in the reverse order. In the first episode, Andrew and Ashley are a young couple that move to a new city. They meet their new neighbors and quickly integrate themselves into their new home. We meet the main cast and maybe some funny hijinks occur. At the end of the episode, it's revealed that Andrew and Ashley are hiding something, but we don't know what.More hijinks, more mystery until mid season, then Andrew and Ashley's occult connections are revealed. A lot of comedy involving them keeping their demon friend hidden from the rest of the cast. Maybe some of them find out, but they keep it a secret.Season finale. You've been thinking that their secret was the fact that they worked for a demon, but then the real secret is finally revealed: Andrew and Ashley are brother and sister. They moved to this new city to better hide that fact, but it's all revealed to everyone. How will their new friends react to the new neighbor's unique relationship? Find out next season.
Wahey!
>>578580139>insane mother questionwhy are haggots like this
>>578582119>ESL babble Despite reportfags (You) seeing to it that the thread would get jannied in under 5 minutes, it ultimately received the blessing of the cloud. My thread will rise from the Graves and history will know that I was right.
>>578580139>niggas insaneYep
>>578592672Nemlei MUST produce more Coffin comics and key art
BILLIONS must fuck their sister.
>>578596116>muh ESLnigga you literally just has horrible literacy, nmf if you don't know basic english
>>578600141fr
>>578600141>>578600463Samefag
>>578600826I replied "fr" as a mock zoomerism due to his use of "nigga" and esoteric acronyms.
>>578580139Andrew and Ashley are the biggest words
>>578601705Incidentally they are the biggest whores.
>>578579836What are her boobs doing?
>>578581489BILLIONS must draw.
>>578580230>>578582423
Drawing on a phone is retarded. Gonna wait until I'm at desktop.
Andrew's incandescent balls
>>578600141>you literally just hasThis site would be so much better if every board had flags
Do you think Renee simply had postpartum depression?
>>578607836Fuck outta here with your lame current-thing reference.
>>578607931>immediate zoomerspeak
>"""zoomerspeak"""Not worth giving a (You) for that abysmal deflection.
>>578608091Would you mind explaining why you believe your sentence was grammatically sound?
>>578607931>current-thing referencePPD has been a topic of discussion in media for a very long time. Because a concept is new to you doesn't mean it's new or spontaneous.
>>578608307Reminds me of the "Twinkie defense".
>>578608307>Because a concept is new to youThat's a rather poor attempt at a personal insult just to try defending something that was conveniently and almost certainly only brought up because of e-celebs covering twitter women defending a mother (NUDGE NUDGE RETARD) who killed her kids.
>>578608527As your melanated idols would put it, "Fuck outta here" with your Twitter crap.
>>578608684I'm sorry you lack basic pattern recognition.
>>578608754I'm sorry you learnt English from Vine lmfao
>>578608847You just can't help it can you? The same sad response every time reworded, rephrased, recycled.I don't even truly know what Vine was because I avoided it.
>>578607836No. She is just literally retarded. She clearly didn't want children, but instead of aborting (she alluded to the fact it's clearly legal where they live after Ashley gave birth to Wren) she had a child that she never wanted, hence why she was neglectful. Second try with Ashley, "the child we planned"... Oh? I have to raise it? Welp, fuck it. It's an embarrassment. Honestly her logic is baffling. If Douglas was her, "beloved" then why feel the need to indirectly baby trap him? You scared he'll get cold feet the second the accident is out of the equation? Doesn't that directly contradict the fact you're, "in love". And it's not intentional. She's literally just a retard. The neglect is fully on her though, she consciously abused her children.
>>578608961You need to go back, I'm sorry.
>>578609072Back where?
This general is trash. Nothing but bitter, petty autists trying to troll each other, everyone else clearly left.
>>578609340enjoy your stay
>>578609340You can check out anytime you like. But you can never leave.
>>578609391>stayLolno. I've seen discord drama generals better than this shitheap, just looking at this thread and the last "life support" is too nice to describe it.
https://x.com/i/status/2091764150158639507
>>578609587Contribute something to the aggie before you go.
>>578608993>why feel the need to indirectly baby trap him?I doubt Renee had kids to keep Douglas around. But who knows, maybe she was a really shitty girlfriend.
>>578609340>>578609587If you think /calg/ is bad by general standards, then you haven't been to many generals.
>>578608415>Twinkie defense
>>578609706This guy is my hero in incest
>>578610738Absolute sisterless behaviour
>>578611645All too common on /calg/ un4chanateleyley
Do you like sisters?
Ashley really failed at remaining a child in the Shots and Such ending, didn't she? She has a job, she's married, she regularly has sex, she drinks alcohol, and has had an abortion. They probably wouldn't be in such a terrible situation if she had chosen to grow up sooner.
>>578614723I read that as "They probably wouldn't be in such a terrible situation if she had chosen to be a gooner". And in all honesty that's accurate kek
>>578614852Ashley's sexual repression is killing her. She's never come even once because of the televangelists she watched. She accidentally poked her bean once and felt ore guilt than when she broke the Blood Oath. She's going insane from the lack of cock and her now pussy makes the same sound as a hungry stomach.
https://x.com/i/status/2091656290158231770
Goon? Where the FUCK are my goons?
>>578616938Drawing, as should you!
DRAW!!!!!!https://magma.com/d/sMC3VaWeMzhttps://magma.com/d/sMC3VaWeMzhttps://magma.com/d/sMC3VaWeMz
>>578617842I haven't decided what to do yet!
>>578606097Is 20 to old to femboymax?Asking for a friend
>>578618246DECIDE FASTER!!!
>>578618972No, in fact that's when twinks truly come into their own.
If y'all don't draw I'm going to pay some Xitter foid to draw instead
>>578619760Please do, I love foids.
>>578619043Okay, I'll draw a... um...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
>>578621858draw a wren
>>578596116>reportfagsThis isn't catching on
>>578578000despicable Genderbent Julia is for eternal Jane molestation.At least they used a different name than Julian, but Julius should be the sportschad himbo version of Julia.Modders get the rope
>>578624450This guy fucking GETS it bro.
>>578561646>>578571454>Julia wood identification>anon asks if julia is a morning person>anons reply with wifelia and whorlia scenariosDid they just ignore the morning wood joke because it was too obvious?
>>578624737He gets it every day, Julian wishes he could escape this life, he crashes at the grave's house to gain a few moments respite.
>>578624775>Did they just ignore the morning wood joke No, I just didn't get it
>>578617842My Internet connection is still not back, but I'm sure the aggie will stay quite vacant even after a few days of its opening. In the meanwhile, what should I draw? For reference I drew shit like this before kek.
Ashley is better
...at being shit
Better at everything
>>578625237What about Andrew crying into a bottle in a park or the end of a pier because he knocked up his sister and she wants to keep it?But have a second part where he's playing peekaboo with Wren and smiling.
>>578624893Need a Coffin x Better Half crossover where Julian and Thiu link up while I jerk my stupid fucking cock
Ashley does not love Andrew as much as possible, because in response to him saying shove it up her ass, she remarks that "I don't love you that much!"Julia, however, didn't want to lose her virginity at all and still accepted Andrew's desires over her ownJulia the Hussy wins this one
>fag yappinglmfaoAshley is better. Mald about it
>>578625342>>578625472>>578625668This is true.
>>578625545Is Thiu genderbent too?
>Ashley is better.at getting a job at the handjob factory
>still malding
>>578626042Nyo
>>578625237>what should I draw?Julia being very cute
Ashley > Skanklia
>>578617842I'll do it tomorrow
8am on a Monday is a bit early to have a Julia induced melty, isn't it?
>>578626520This is fucking amazing. Can we get more Julia guro art please? it's actually my fetish.
>yfw the 600th Aggie is just various medieval torture techniques applied to Julia.
https://x.com/i/status/2091692601745248759
>>578619760>>578619901In calgari's greatest hour of need, she returned...
>>578627847Fuck CAT6 in NEBRASKA
>>578617842im gonna draw a peenor
>>578628469>in Nebraska>in OklahomaI’ve been meaning to ask, what’s the reference here?
>>578625487My Internet was fixed just after posting that so I'll think of it, I did plan on drawing wholesome moments of Momshley and Dadrew and... Child-wren..?>>578626309I am very tempted to make something like this >>578626520 now, it'd be reminiscent of the good ol' days.
>>578629770It's actually quite a funny inside joke around here in /calg/ lol. You see, it's a reference to how you should lurk moar.
Threadly reminder Ashley needs to be anally penetrated
>>578630109>lurk moarThe irony here is that I took that screenshot. I just forgot about all the Watasi drama
Fuck Dog2 in Arkansas.
Goodness, it’s Julia Monday!!!
>>578628469>>578629770>>578631218Why does it remind me of this?
Ashley takes it up the ass
>Big violent gorilla spaz brother that puts fear into everyone around him>Loving, doting small but exhausted sister who's the only one capable of keeping him in lineA premise with great potential, no? Every few months I get some borderline delphic real life anecdote from random accounts that have otherwise nothing to do with Coffin or incest whatsoever. A reminder that there are unsung sisters out there.
https://x.com/i/status/2091878577361060137
>>578609706Now animated. Ver 2.https://x.com/Mikeinelart/status/2091878577361060137
>>578635645>>578635672Nice.Not even a double post as they're different each a different version.
>>578635645>>578635672
do you think andrew has homosexual thoughts?
>>578640367Nah, that’s me
>>578640150>when you nut and your sister keep sucking
>>578626272Was lowreniunly shocked by how good the among us show was
>>578631270
>>578640367
This has been a wrenuinely great Julian August, I must say.
>>578640781Wh-what does it mean?
>>578640781
>>578635265To the unsung sisters of this world.
>>578640887>JulianThese fujo whores have gone too far.If only we could infiltrate the creed of Jane into their heads.
>>578625545SameJulia has to be genderbent for ħi͞ulia to work cuz hypergamy>>578626042>>578626210Genderbent ђīü is sacrilege
>>578642052>ħi͞uliaWhat have you got there?
>>578641150Lowren I might quit my job soon. I just keep thinking about it
Fuck TEC9 in Massachusetts
>>578580139>bake fetishguys could you be less faggoty about making the next thread
Thoughts?
>>578647721That you should read the previous posts?
>>578635645>>578635672classic mikeinel, he's still got it
>>578647721>gets surprise bj>is mad???
>>578647887I won't be doing that but I will acknowledge that it's odd that it didn't pop up with duplicate file, maybe because we all used different exporters?
my parents had me showering with my big sister up until i was 10 and i still haven't recovered from what that did to my brains perception of sexuality
>>578631091Bravo Nemlei.
>>578648763That's good, my children will bathe together as well. It's only natural.
I used to bathe with my brother and it didn’t make me gay
>>578649149you know what's worse? we called it "making love". What the fuck? why didn't my mom stop this from happening? i don't think i'll ever be normal
>>578651247I'm sorry what?
>>578651247Your mother called shared bathing "making love"?
>>578625547Asslia
>>578643145Noooo Θi͞u anon you need a job so you have money when Nemlei finally drops official merch🙵 it’s basically impossible to get another job rn
>>578652419>🙵Bitch how the fuck did you type that and why isn't it a &
>>578652107no, me and my sister did. I don't fucking know ok? i guess it was because naked=sex. or something. she was like 13 or something. i think i was accidently groomed
>>578652419> you need a job>it’s basically impossible to get another job rnAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA god it’s so demoralizing. I hate working so much but I fucking have to. There’s no end to it. I have to do this for 40 more fucking years. I cannot do this. Anyway, I love the little symbols you use when talking about Thiu. They make me smile
>>578653534>i think i was accidentally groomedinto an older sister fetish or something weirder?
>>578635645>>578635672IT'S THE ORIGINAL ANIMATORFUCKING KINEMAKINEMAAAAAAAKINEMAAAAAAA!!!!!!
>>578648763Based
>>578654552why do you think i'm on this thread? the former.
>>578653534BASED
>>578653956Are the people you work with all annoying faggots or something? Other people are what makes my job tolerable. And driving forklifts is fun.
>>578655213You should resolve it by having sex with her.
>>578655213Anon I'm begging you to hold her hands
>>578655213Have you considered putting her ankles by her ears and your children in her womb?
My elder sister hasn't held my hands in a long time. Nothing should have changed nothing should have changed nothing should have changed
>>578655951she's kind of bipolar and cut most my family off so i've only spoken to her a few times in the last few years. i haven't really known her since i was a kid so i'm trying to see her more. *NOT* to fuck her.maybe i should get therapy first.
>>578652419>>578653297Don't mind me, just testing ⅋rewᚥren
>>578656703
>>578656703What sort of witchcraftBURN ANON
>>578655408I just don’t want to be here, that’s really it. I just want to be home. The work is fine and the people are fine and the company is fine. I just don’t want to leave my room. All I do at work is on a computer anyway. I could do it all from my room. I just wish I could be home. Instead of using the cheap work headphones I could use my good ones. Instead of spending my downtime browsing Wikipedia or hiding in the bathroom (like I am now lol) I could just play a game. Sorry for blogging. I just feel like shit all the time
>>578657410>doki dokiWhat does this have to do with the Literature Club game
>>578656838He's a straight-minded man
>>5786565684chan can sometimes be good therapy.expose your inner thoughts and examine them criticallysometimes bad therapy
>>578656568So do you actually feel this way about your sister or just find the scenario hot?
>>578660536i don't wanna fuck my sister if that's what you're asking. props to actual sister fuckers i guess but for me it's an only in fiction and fantasy thing.maybe i'll find a girlfriend who lets me call her big sis
>>578661187>Big sis help me wash my weewee
>>578661847i hope you get drone struck
>>578657410Finally Andy kissing Leyley for once
>>578662830Isn't this what you were referring to?You said you had a complex from bathing with your sister as a child and seek a girlfriend to help resolve some of it?
>>578662830I've already called Kit9's ninjas don't worry
https://x.com/sukiscoffin/status/2091960155805995152
>>578665265kek
>>578665265
>>578665265DAYUM girl, wat dat mouf do?!
Sisters have small hands
>>578671246You know what they say about sisters with small hands
I'm too employed to Thiupost
>>578653956>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA god it’s so demoralizing. I hate working so much but I fucking have to. There’s no end to it. I have to do this for 40 more fucking years. I cannot do this. I'm sorry you got to go through that anon.The world doesn't deserve someone as based & thiupilled as you>I love the little symbols you use when talking about Thiu. They make me smileIt's nice to be appreciated>>578656703>⅋I got that one saved as or-sign on my text replacer
>>578665265I don't understand the logic here. She seems like the last girl that would ever smoke or think it would impress her otherwise distant boyfriend.
>>578671485Do they have small...?
>>578643621hey, i recognize himthat Rich 'Sex Weirdo' Evans
>>578679442>boss in Grandpa GravesHot, but better not tell him that.
>>578656568Your sister SHOULD BE YOUR HEST FRIEND. TALK TO HER AND SAY YOU'RE SORRY
>>578681149BEST FRIEND*
>>578679892esl please stop trying to fanfic
Ashley getting jealous when Julia gets more cards on Valentine's Day.
Coffin is INSANELY popular on Tiktok btw, I wonder if Nemlei realizes how widespread her game is now?
>>578682243go back
>>578682243Auntlei has never heard of TikTok before. If not for RPG Maker MV this would've been a Flash game
>>578682313Calm down unc
>>578682389Go back, Nephew.
>>578682243Stop using the Chinese spyware app and install Gentoo.
>>578682243Maybe people should advertise /calg/ there to make the thread faster
>>578682549It's Israeli spyware now
>>578682670Why would you even consider that or find a faster thread a desirable outcome?
>>578682670>>578682886I'm not interested in inviting 14 year old girls to /calg/ to teach them about the Jews.
>>578682243I follow her on Twitter. She's actually really nice. But I also agree that Chinese spyware ass TikTok is not a good site to be on.
>>578683281It's kinda weird to get this response, I'm 19 and everybody I know uses it, guess the age divide is real
>>578683473That's because everyone your age was poisoned and you've unfortunately acclimated to it as a good consumer.
>>578683473I'm a Zillenial, know some people around the same age bracket than me and slightly younger. Almost no one near my age uses it. I've only seen middle aged Mexican co worker parents use it.
>>578683473I'm a 2000 baby and I've never used it. Somehow, the only person I know who uses it is my older sister.
>zillenial
>>578683635Same, everyone I know who uses it is either under 25 or over 50.
>>578674184>The world doesn't deserve someone as based & thiupilled as youDoes that mean I can check out?
god I hate drawing. I completely suck at it. I'm just going to scribble doodles and go to bed. Please artfags wake up.
>>578683170I never thought I'd read this on 4chan
>>578682243>Young women seeing Ashley as a role modelOh god...
>>578682243I can't date my sister but I could date a woman who's given herself Ashley Graves flavored psychosis
>>578682243TikTok popularity is impossible to convert to anything real, fortunately.
>>578690976People with a few hundreds bucks can get a orurexr going in their city just through TikTok ads: you just run a campaign for a few weeks planting the seeds into the minds of teenage girls, and then you can announce a protest, and they'll all show up.
>>578692325>>578692325>can get a orurexrCAN GET A PROTEST***
Incest for incest's sake is no fun. The bittersweet taste of forbidden romance is what makes it special
>>578692551It's special because you love her, retard.
>There are Anons in the year 34 AK who want sisterloving to remain illegal or otherwise taboo
>>578693069>34 After Kirkit hasn't been that long...
>>578694138ANNO KITNINI
My sister is so annoying, where can I trade her in for a new one
>>578694719You must address that complaint to the hospital where she was born. Then they may take her back. But getting a replacement is somewhat more difficult, requiring cooperation from both your mother and father.
>>578688496Good, the sister will do a revolution.
>>578693069please speak english
>>578694912Meh, too much work. Where can I find a nice hussy?
>>578694518Fucking KEK we should use this from now on. Anno Kitnini would be misleading though since Kit9 has existed since before JiaC. Or Anno Nemini? If we're counting since Lady Nemlei (pbuh) started blessing us with her VNs? Seems Anno Coffini is the most fitting. We are currently living in 3 AC.
>>578682243>>578683281One of the only foids who've posted their cosplays that I've saved. I simply can't imagine Saint Ashley of the Graves in the shape of a 3D modern floozie who isn't even chaste enough to preserve herself for her brother, for shame.
>>578695365Anno Domini is from Christ's birth so Anno Kitnini would be from Nemlei's birth
>>578695519idk if it's the filter or what, but her skin is too white. It looks unnatural. Ashley isn't a ghoul, she'd have a natural skin tone
>>578695649It's just to fit the coloring of the game.
>>578696051Yeah but even in game she's not THAT pale
>>578695649Now that you mention it, it's always interested me how they always keep the seemingly black-and-white tones even in fanart lol. Like in the original the non-black parts are all the same colour as their skin so it makes them look both very pale and humanly average skin tone at the same time. The only exception I've seen is Khyleri where he sometimes goes a little too tan for the Graves I think because he doesn't copy that narrow black-and-white or dark-light colour scheme.
>>578696434>The only exception I've seen is KhyleriSorapoi too, though much more rarely.Speaking of, here is me posting this for the billionth time because I simply cannot stop thinking about dickslapping my sister's face (with love).https://files.catbox.moe/kis4wi.jpeg
>>578696623what does it mean if i fantasize about being ashley in these images instead of andrew? i'm straight btw
>>578697160
>>578694138He was born 34 years ago, hence 34 AK.
We currently live in 3 AJ (after Julia)
>>578700215The A does NOT stand for "after". It's "Anno", meaning year, followed by a genitive (in the case of AD, that's "Domini" aka "of the Lord").
>>578700330I actually already knew that and have no idea how I forgot
CUMMING IN JULIA!
>>578703280All semen should be reserved exclusively for sisterwomb
>>578695649FFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET SHLURPSHLURPLPLPLPLPLPT MWAH
>>578704638stop
>>578704638continue
>>578703432Wren has no sister so he must fill Julia.
>>578635672
>>578580230that's better half
>>578704806>>578704638Andrew loves feet
>>578706717Me too
You think Andrew shaves his balls?
>>578581489DRAW!!!!
"Captain, when Dr. McCoy intervened and prevented that little girl from suffocating, he changed the future.""What are you saying Spock?""If we wish to return to our time, Jim, Nina has to die."
Coffin Memes that age poorly...
>>578635645>>578635672Did Ashley bite his cock?...
>>578717460I think it was her thighs.
>>578592672This set up sounds like something that would he a big fuck you to a network after a show cancellation. I love it.
>>578706415>>578635672>Ashley's bra disappears in the last shot
>>578720374What's ᒍulia doing in a library?
Need an AU where Andrew and Ashley open up a video rental store.
>>578724318video wrental
>>578724318Cockbuster>>578724457Heyooooooooo!
Karugo...won't you draw?The...the....the aggie....it's waiting for you...
>>578724457>>578725074Please use your sentience properly. Your mother would cry.
>>578725472>Please use your sentience properlyHoly shit I'm writing this one down
>>578725353JUST HIRE TWITTER FOIDS DAMN IT
DID YOU KNOW? The soundtrack "Bells_Dark" uses stereo panning, which is when the sounds are shifted and moved between the left and right fields of an audio system, so the soundtrack plays some notes in one ear and some in the other ear.https://youtu.be/WdWoAyX1ZMoIt's truly a unique experience to listen to it with only one headphone on. Follow for more Coffin fun facts!
Why do I feel all warm and at peace when I think of Ashley?
>>578725472wrentience
>>578725353Don't worry Anonshley, I will. Let me just boot up the PC real quick.Anything for my dear Anonshley..
>>578726143You have a severe delusional disorder.
>>578726143Because she's beautiful.
>>578726113Cool! I love panning whenever I notice it.
>>578729329This image never fails to make me happy.I'm in love.
>>578730537
>>578726113>picCoffin is kino in 4:3. Widescreen was a mistake.
>>578730275This image never fails to make me happy.I'm in love.
>>578731082This image never fails to make me happy.I'm in love.
>>578703280We are ALL saying this
>>578730275Please reserve this image for "Teenshley having a crush on her big brother" posting or "Teenshley thinking of Adultshley as a cool big sister" posting (cute)
https://x.com/Dog_maru1947/status/2092159183273804109
>>578733440Reserve this bussy
>>578734095I will fucking imboygnate your boyvaries.
I joined the last /calg/ aggie but this time I'll pass. I'm too tired to engage in wincest (Thinking about stuffs like true love would make me feel even more depressed)
>>578706467Which is why BH is Nemlei's best premise and WILL get made into a full homogame
>>578726143Because she's perfect
>>578736223Maybe on planet retard
Ashley is superior to all foids.
Turn on the news, it's Floozy Tuesday!!!
hmmmmmmmmm thread's kinda slow...I know! We can all say nice things about Julia! That's a great way to have fun together! I'll startHer freckles are cute.
>>578730275What an adorable cutie pie
>>578736787
>>578736626Everyone is saying this.
>>578737787I appreciate how you made the hat come out of the bubble. I know that took effort and I love that image
>>578706415HOLY MOLLY
Found another Burgershley deep in the archive.
>>578738342but it's a sandwich...
>>578735885After Coffin, Kit9 should make a life sim sandbox game like DoL but set in the Nemleiverse. It would be full of side quests and love interests and great art and Lynn can reprise his role as a priest!
>>578635645>>578635672>>578647721>>578706415One of these absolutely must be the next OP image btw. It's not even open for debate.
>>578738510>sandwichWell, it has the Processed Cheese-Like Product that Ameriburgers have *and* it's shaped like a Nemcat
>>578738510That's what a burger is
>>578738948Probably the exterior version. To avoid janny rage.
>>578726113It's actually kind of crazy.https://files.catbox.moe/w3o64z.ogg
>>578725074>CockbusterAshley's signature move
>>578739878>A-AsHlEy... I-AHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!
>>578734095This >>578734512 is NOT me btw
>>578739738I have almost all the Coffin soundtracks in my daily playlist and whenever this one comes on I always switch between headphones lol, it's freaky.
>>578739878What makes you make this face when you scream it at the top of your lungs?
Still Thiu… still Thiu
>>578754052Screw it... It's just a dream...
Groping Thiu
I miss them.
>>578760302>>578760642Seeing Diu while in my cubicle makes me want to quit my job
Imagine if everywhere where "Cloud Chiptune" plays this played instead.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzvXBFwcyek
>>578762719They're oddly similar, structurally.
>>578760558
...maybe I really will the last people posting here someday.
Since it's less than a week away: any expectations for September 1st?
>>578767745
>>578769298
>>578769298Fan content guidelines
>>578769298The American Chronic Pain Association will begin to observe Pain Awareness Month. This way, we can finally feel seen.
>>578769298My prediction since Nemlei's claim of a pause in development is at least three months of no devlog. So nothing in September. October or November at latest.I will confess to my last prediction being wrong. I predicted no devlog for July when we had it. That broke my until-then flawless prediction record. The reason for the mistake was that I over-indexed on the April devlog before that one, in particular the part where Nemlei stated the next one would include a release date announcement. I still believe if that had remained the decisive factor determining the month of devlog release and not the postponement we got, we wouldn't have had a July devlog and I would have been right. But this is no excuse. I made the wrong call, and I own it.
>>578769298We need to hear what the racial kinship has to say
My racial kinship with Nemlei says she’s going to be shaking her big, beautiful, black ass all over the place
>>578580139>angel body great artWho?
https://x.com/belovedgore/status/2092315395604599039
>>578767745So true queen
>>578581261to all the anons with a Sister roughly their age whats it like?I grew up with a younger brother and over the years whe grew estranged from each other to the point where i actively hate him and try to avoid him whenever possibleHes narcisitic and acts like a child when hes 24 nowBut playing this game made me wish i grew up with a sisterI had an older cousin who we used to visit and she was nice she always took care of me and spend lots of time with meShes from a different country so i rarely got to see her but i wish she wa my sister growing up
>>578769298announcemnt for ep4 to be released any time sonn and then shadowdrop on hallowen
>>578777603it's mostly despising each other except for those few rare times when you drop the pretense and help each other out when you need to. growing up she was awful but i love my sister.
>>578741924some of Andrews pube hair got struck in her teeth when she went down to play with the balls a bit and now shes ripping them of by accident and chaffing his glans with it
>>578777950
my name is Herod Arippa II and I smashed my sister's coochie
>>578783586Typa shit you wrenuinely find on a rock in Egypt
Think they'll drop the next devlog at Gamescom 2026?
>>578790357What is that a new month?
>>578791632E3 knockoff
>>578780760I think this ending is crass and not as good as the original. Mabel letting out a little moan and both being embarrassed was a good mix of surprising, sexy, and cute. Whereas the sex face just looks dumb
>>578792894Because Ashley is crass and uncute
>>578792894I agree but couldn't find the words. Totally unrelated, Ashley getting flustered is insanely cute.
>>578794957>I agree but couldn't find the words.I give a voice to the voiceless
Never get tired of subtle Asshleyhttps://x.com/xyixx0/status/2092332409337401471
>>578792894Hundred percent, it's ruined by the ending.
>>578777603I oscillate between feeling like I'm in love with her, and wanting to make her cry.
Sex? With sisters?
>>578802097Six. With seven.
>>578803257Ashley's gonna get some Six Seven if you know what I mean
Post cute for thread quality
>>578793296Ashley has wits. She's ruthless. She's got moxie, charm, intuition, and perseverance. And dumb as she is, picking her messed up brain is a lot of fun. doesn't need to be cute, although she is. Probably the cutest woman in Coffinland, sometimes.
>>578803571I want to rub my cock against those laces
>>578803734but that fucking bitch LEYLEY, ON THE OTHER HAND
>>578803734>I loved picking at that screwed up brain of yours for hours on endOne of the most fucked up things Andrew ever said to be desu. And people still think he isn't a manipulator.
Don't forget to give your sister a good smack on the back as you cum inside her asshttps://files.catbox.moe/5vckto.jpeg
>>578805269I want to creampie my sister's asshole because she hurt my feelings.
>>578805450>this is supposed to be punishment
>>578806319Anon obviously wants his sister to hurt his feelings more
>>578806319Anal generally hurts
>>578804885That means talking and hearing what she thinks about things, what's fucked up about that?
>>578807657To me it comes off as Andrew nurturing Ashley's dark side
>>578806319Fake, Ashley HATES sex and would never do it with someone she loves.
Julia crying because her futa cock is too big
>>578810747Those gloves are fucking SEX
>>578811019Need her to jerk me off with them while I lick her feet
Just had one of the best orgasms of the month while thinking about Julia
>>578812321Think before you type, subhuman.
>>578812443Had my second best orgasm this month jacking off to this post
>>578812443Thingking about Julia bounging up and down on ym fucking cockc
>>578812934>>578813031boring and predictable responses
>>578810575Me making it better by fitting the whole thing down my throat to prove her wrong
>>578813450How thoughtful. It's an attitude this country has lost.
>>578813450I saw a cheesy porno bit like this before, except it wasn't gay as fuck like you.
>>578814138Anon isn't being gay. He's just being a good friend to Julia in her time of sorrow
>>578814741That means you're gay.
I want to run Coffin on my Raspberry Pi using the RPG Maker MV recompiler, but unfortunately the game's DRM makes the recompiler go apeshit!
DRAW!!!!
>woke foids who run tiktok "rant" accounts use coffin characters to put on rants with things they would never sayThis game is misused by people who haven't played it literally everywhere at every turn, isn't it? This is why I never want Coffin to get any more popular than it is, too many people know about it already.
just installed a media player on my old Wii so I can watch movies on my CRT.What should I watch?
>>578820423THANK YOU FOR LETTING US KNOW WHAT NIGGERS THINK ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN COFFIN!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!
>>578820484SO LET ME BEEEE I WILL SET YOU FREEEEEEhttps://youtu.be/cS-cDef_hBo
>>578820484Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters
>>578820423Don't worry, Coffin already had it's 15 minutes back in 2023 when people made a lot of memes about le edgy incest game as if it was the most obscene thing on the internet for a while and then got tired of it. Guarantee you there we won't reach mainstream consciousness again.
>>578821087>Guarantee you there we won't reach mainstream consciousness again.Y-you promise..? Don't lie!!
>>578821087>Guarantee you there we won't reach mainstream consciousness again.For the past year there's been a stream of highly popular and highly pretentious videos shitting on Coffin again now that 3A is out.
>>578820484Extremely based. You've gotta watch a VHS rip of Lain.
>>578821087me on the left
>>578825181I watched Lain on my 3ds, back when some niggers stole like 5km of fibre optic cable around here and I went without internet for almost two months. I went to my parent's house to download a bunch of 3ds games to pass the time and Lain was there so I downloaded it too.Comfy times.Unfortunately 3hs removed the homebrew videos section, I liked watching stuff on it. I can put in videos myself, but honestly I'd rather just download whatever's available.
>>578820484Load up some of your favourites from old school YouTube
>>578803571I will post Ashley because Ashley is always cute
>The television bishop's an extortionist>And he don't even know that you exist>Stand still when it's do or die>You better run for your fuck-ING LIFE>IT'S NOT OVER 'TILL YOU'RE UNDERGROUND>LET'S BOW OUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE>THIS CITY'S BURNIN'->IT'S NOT MY BURDEN!!!!
>>578832470Andrew worked very hard to put so much cream on Ashley's pancakes
Slow /carolina/ is slow
Do you think Nemlei is a fan of/inspired by Death Note?
Does /calg/ have Post-Parton depression?
>>578836798I have post-anonymous retard elation.
I made my traditional bunnies for the aggie. Don't hesitate to tell me if I should move them to another place on the aggie.
>>578836580No doubt.
>>578836798I found out Dolly Parton died when someone said he would have a wank in her honour
Fat cat artist, where are you? You said you had something special in mind for the aggie.
Just learnt that Nemlei died. So sad... Will wank to this in her honour, rest in peace.
>>578837971"Fat cat" and the only fat parts are desirable sex parts like ass, thighs, tits, etc. Of course.
>>578838223>>578838325clinically obese cat
>>578838223>>578838325I'd grab this cat by the hips, split her buttcheeks and give 'em a good smack. No zoomo.
>>578838425>"no zoomo" followed by one of the most africanized zoomer opinions
>>578838223>>578838325>I'm fucking the cat
>>578838325Don't forget the tummy
>>578838223>>578838325
Ashley became an Albanian nationalist after getting internet access. She isn't even an Albanian.
>>578840589True, she's Armenian.
>>578840904Trvke...
Booty. A sister's butt. Booty, getting some booty is more important than eating food. It's more important than drinking water.
>>578841391That right foot's got a real nice ball
Why do female artists keep giving their female characters massive fucking tits?
Statistically speaking many sisters and brothers must have done the deed with the music of Dolly in the background.several nephsons and daunieces likely owe their existence to it.
>>578843427Julie, Julie, Julie, JulieOh, I'm begging of you please don't take niichan
I love tits
>>578843882They're cute little birds.
Isn't it kinda weird how there are sizes for boobs but not butts? Like, you can say "Julia's 25 inch waist and D cup breasts" but you can't follow that up with something like "her size 4 butt"Anyway, Julia's naisu bodii
>>578843882I love dark academia-shley
>>578838478I meant "no zoomo" as in zoophile. Also what the fuck is so negroid about liking ass very much??
>>578843882>dork academialey.jpgOh shit you saved my filename lol, now we have two pics with "dork academia" in the filename >>578846671Here's also the Dork Knight, the last of the dorks from my awesome file naming collection.
>>578846819Don't bother. If someone tries to tell you that liking women makes you black, you know they're terminally online beyond any salvation. It'll just derail the thread as the guy tries to prove his whiteness on an anonymous indie video game discussion forum
>>578846819>I meant "no zoomo" as in zoophile.
>>578846671This Ashley needs to get fucked daily
Would Dork Academialey specialise in the anthropological history of consanguinamori its practice and associated taboos?
>>578849383Name the version of Ashley that doesn't
>>578849383That Ashley needs a nap and her shoulders rubbed and maybe a nice meal more than anything. She just needs to take it easy for once
>>578849648Fine then, this Ashley needs her pussy eaten good
>>578849914STOP THINKING ABOUT SEX!
>>578849983Agreed. Anons should start drawing in the Aggie instead.
>>578850280We're all saying this
>>578837971I'm flying home tomorrow calm thy tits
Tits status?
>>578851026Canonically lactating
>>578851026Awesome and Fat m'lord
>>578849983But you said this Ashley needs to relax! She's just gotta lie down, close her eyes and breathe gently.
I think you guys would feel guilty about incest too if your sister were an autistic girlfailure like Ashley. It'd be like picking on a retarded kid, except you're fucking them.
https://x.com/L_yeriu/status/2092536948732637583
>>578787229shii that's insulting as fuck to the jews
>>578852297>x.comIt's been 24 hours since the Nitter C&D bullshit started (due to the Eye of Sauron turning on mirror sites now) and I am wrenuinely screwed. Please keep posting, I can't post new art :(
>>578852789Coffin if it was good
>>578852789Having to visit.....the subreddit
>>578850515Is this too much to ask for?
>>578856785Why knowingly subject yourself to mental retardation?
>>578852524There's a theory that Egypt created the jews as tax extractors and to weaken their enemies.
>>578852269Can you imagine trying to explain to an autistic girlfailure why she can't marry her brother... When he's clearly right there in front of her all male and breedable.
Andrew and Ashley on family vacation in Hawaii and decide to have sex because of a missile warning that turns out to be a false alarm.
>>578856785You can always go on... Bluesky...
New ToxiSoda came out"Crazy passion fruit"Acronym for "stupid psycho"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h7hIvXv-cM&t=55
>>578859530You mean pedophile leftist boomer twitter?
>>578859530They mopped my lurking account in one of their banwaves earlier this year too. There wasn't much Coffinposting there anyway
>>578859927She does it for free
>>578859927This just proves Coffin is a right-wing game.
>>578860104She is very special.
>>578860104
>>578860316>>578852269>>578858978Can we FINALLY admit that Ashley has undiagnosed autism? She sperges out over a fucking mop and processes the world through badly-drawn fursonas.
>>578858978> all male and breedable.But males aren’t breedable
>>578860838Breeding is a group effort led by Christ!
>>578860697My sister is autistic and she reminds me of Ashley:>retarded>bitch>cute>cunt>unclear boundaries>alt
>>578860697>>578861526Breeding autistic sisters. Fucking them until their brains turn into something that isn't fucking stupid. Nonstop cumming inside your autistic sister until she is teaching your autistic children about Sonic the Hedgehog.
>>578861047Breeding Julia is my sole purpose in life
My sister might be autistic because she’s a fucking stupid and annoying bitch
>>578862647Impregnation fixes this.
>>578860697Meanwhile, in Ashley's mind:https://x.com/PPuddingless/status/2012281356361822509
>>578863006This artist draws a FANTASTIC crotch.
>>578863006Kino
>>578581661Magma balls
Just walked past the sardine aisle. Have no clue how dykes put up with this
>>578865595I can't unsee Thiu's hairstyle on Ashley...
>>578865595Funny post. I laughed>Have no clue how dykes put up with thisSo fucking true. I wish girls had penises, heterosexually of course. I just like how big and firm cocks are compared to how vaginas are just kinda there. Plus, cocks throb and twitch. I have to imagine jerking off feels better than flicking the bean because you’re able to take your member in hand. Girls really would be so perfect if they had cocks. I think every Coffin girl could use one
Wrenuinely expected more activity on the aggie
>>578862790No, it's just redirects her behaviours onto a more appealing target
>>578868776I have been here for years and have never once contributed to the aggie, you're probably not asking why, and the reason is of course because I cannot draw.
>>578867873You are designed to find a penis you can use or be used by.
>>578863006>Wren, how many times have I told you. You can't imitate your mother's TikToks of her dancing to, and lipsyncing, Vocaloid music.
>>578868776Lowren idk if I’ve ever drawn on the Aggie. Just don’t like doing it
>>578868776I drawed
>>578869070But that would be gay
>>578867873At the risk of being branded both a faggot and a pedophile, divorcing my judgment from lust to the greatest degree my heterosexual male mind affords me, my assessment of genital aesthetics is innies >>> cocks >>> outies (labia minora visible). I still would much, much rather deal with roast beef over someone else's cock any day of the week, but that's ape brain programming and nothing to do with appearance.Honestly, both men and women should have internal reproductive systems behind a slit-like orifice that is neat and doesn't look like an open wound. The phallus should extend outside the body during arousal, and withdraw inside in its absence. Dangling at all times as a projection extending from the body is just unsightly. Our nuts would be better protected inside too.
>>578870606> innies >>> cocks >>> outies (labia minora visible)This feels way more gay than what I said. Also, your nuts have to be outside for temperature reasons. The inside of your body is too warm for the sperm to survive
>>578870773> your nuts have to be outside for temperature reasons. The inside of your body is too warm for the sperm to surviveI'm aware. I was thinking more of a scenario where we were biologically more like reptiles in this regard, I suppose. They don't suffer from this constraint.
Found this on Twitter. Thought I leave it here. Keep it secret, keep it save.
>>578872697>SecretI think I've seen this post reposted or brought up in some fashion on at least two dozen separate occasions over the years.
>>578872697There are better longer versions where he cries about cumming in her a littleBut all praise pragmatic onee-chans who make the most of the situations offered to them
>>578872697>>578873649Pure oneekino
>>578876875>cried the whole time >only came a little>regrets doing itPoor show.
The Ju' and the 'Drew
We all love Julia so much
>>578859386I make this joke>>578872697then this gets posted lmao
https://x.com/Xc2550/status/2092597563790934526
https://x.com/bonemilknsfw/status/2090665761555538361
>>578890028She could shit on my chest
>>578882790Onee-chan probably gave him lots of practice later.
>page 8
>>578894937Shroomley holding me up at gun point wasn't what I was expecting today.
>>578894937Should I quit my job so I can bump the thread more?
>>578850280I would if you hadn't used Julia to tell us this
>>578858978>breedableIt's very funny and sex to me when females use male sexual lingo for men. They probably think it's cool and girlbossy but it just makes them cute.
>>578863006Damn, now I feel bad I always thought this gif was slop, I thought I'd saved it as a guilty pleasure. I even named it "slop" lmao.
>>578878060Still triangle "people" btw, and still not people.
>>578858634Too little, have some standards.you saw nothing.
>>578898370>ai slop looking ashley cutesy murder gun bloody bag cleaver but at least the hips are wideWrite a fucking novel while you're at it jfc
>>578888926I'm reminded of this image that isn't related to Coffin but feels so related. I would kill for a non-faggy-goyslop live action adaptation of Coffin (made by Nemlei Inc.™)
>>578886197Somebody probably read your post and was reminded of that. God, you're so stupid Anonshley. You're NOTHING without me, guess I have to never let you leave me...
>>578898745What more could a man possibly want?
>>578902095Perfunctory marital sex with Julia...
>>578714631
>>578902853Passionate pre-marital sex with Julia
Can somebody post the delphic flag please?
>>578872697>>578876875My sister said she'd bang me if I was either terminally ill or about to become a 30yo virgin
>>578908157Is this delphic? I don't think it is.
>>578908157>I was terminally illHey man let's link up, I can give you AIDS
>>578908717Are there any bugchasers on /calg/? There are plenty of faggots so it's plausible there is one.
>>578836580No, women don't watch anime. Trannies do.
>>578909838
>>578909838Plenty of they/them women watch anime anon please, and those are the most estrogen filled of all female.
>>578910414If a bitch's bio says "they/them" she has the tightest fucking pussy in the world and probably has tits in the second half of the alphabet.If a bitch's bio says "she/her" then that's a man.
>>578910757Hips wider than her shoulders. Vagina so tight it gives you gangrene. So much estrogen her cheeks are constantly red, her face has melasma, her skin is bloated. So fertile you touch her she will ask you to rape her. This is the most foid shit I've ever seen. And folks I've seen foids.
>>578910757>they/themtranny>she/hertrannyThere are no women on the internet.
>>578911690>So fertile you touch her she will ask you to rape her.
>>578909838>>578911808Delete this shit nephew
>>578912245That's "Gramps" to you, boy.
>>578909838Witless bait.
>>578912338>grandfather and uncleHang on how does that work?your dad's parent is allso your mother's sibling?
>>578913131You + Your Mom = Sibling/Son. Sibling + Hussy = Grandson/Nephew
Does /calg/ still bitch about Wren's name or nah
>>578915836it's a girly name
>>578915996It's perfectly unisex!
>>578915836It's a pretty lame as fuck name. Hope they use a better name or name(s) in a better route since it just seems to be a petty jab at Renny by Andrew in this vision or au or whatever.
>>578916719It's cool, what's wrong with it?
>burial won't come till the year is overMaybe in 2028 lads we'll get the next content drop. Or, alternatively, when nemlei needs money for the gender reassignment surgery.
>the Hawaiian king's most legitimate child was that born to his sister-wifeAdding Hawaii to my list of "delphic societies ruined by Abrahamism"
>page 9You better be drawing
>>578922987Is he flustered, annoyed or guilty?
>>578923163Neither, he's homosexual
>>578923163I read this in the long past as him being uninterested in Julia and turned off from her trying to initiate sex instead of him using her for sex. As well as Julia misinterpreting his sexual visitations as love. Nemlei vindicated every theory of their relationship that I had.
>>578898370What a cutie pie
>>578915836I thought it was dumb at first, but it makes more sense now. Kind of got used to it. At least it's not, "Eevee"
>>578924519What's wrong with Eevee?
>>578925058Basic white bitch Pokemon
>>578925058What a millennial couple named their child because they owned a Tesla.
>>578922987What did she mean by this
>>578917438I'm holding out hope we'll at the very least get an update before winter.
>>578840904Was Armenia-kun just a troll or was he a genuine schizo? I still think about him.
I love my wife Noelle!
>>578929049It's hard to tell a lot of the time because we have people here that are genuinely batshit insane. I don't even mean "has the wrong opinion" but outright psychosis.
We'll see how this aggie drawing turns out but I'm toasted
>>578937349PAIZURI!
Anyone doing anything in particular to pass the time before the next Coffin episode? Personally been binging ZZZ and watching crappy horror movies.
>>578938813Ashley is not a gambling addict.
>>578938984To be fair I haven't spent a dollar.
>>578938813Gacha is such a tremendous waste of time, I genuinely don't understand how people can waste any amount of the limited time they have on earth "playing" that shit.
>>578939162Normally I would agree. But I do like the core gameplay of ZZZ. Beat em up style combo stacking while staring at a rat's ass feels oddly rewarding and addicting.
>>578939401It's not a "rats ass" you rotten cretin and there are better games than gacha for that I will not list them
>>578939162I will never play a Hoyo game but I will masturbate to the porn.
>>578938813I've been playing other RPG maker games
How would you feel if Tencent acquired Kit9 Studio?
>>578942095But Tencent won't acquire Kit9 Studio?
What would Ashley have for breakfast?
>>578942398waffles
>>578942398What do you mean? She already had breakfast.
Much cock has gone into the sister.
>>578941715I've played a few of those. IB and Mogeko Castle were fun.
>>578942974DO NOT THE GALLERY LOLI.
>>578941715Same, I'm currently enamored with Yume Nikki
>>578898370Imagine waking up to this
>>578942974LOVE Garrydrew in Guertena.
>>578942974Incredible
>>578943609This bitch loves getting on top. I bet she bounces real good
>>578947841Fighting game backgroundshley.
>>578738695Bravo, Nemlei. I see you have already begun.https://degreesoflewdity.miraheze.org/wiki/Wren
>>578950217I am both unsurprised and disappointed in you "people".
>>578943609That video has many gifable 'shleys
>>578942398She would have an uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>578950217I don't play that game because I heard it's just a 'get raped' simulator.
>>578950749Never forget
>>578950808Now a wagie Julia edit in response to this like picrel is all we need
>>578951029I hope the Anon who drew this is still here and wants to contribute to the aggie
>>578946569Every sister when they bounce on brock have a sudden text saying "bounce" appear above their butt, this is known.https://files.catbox.moe/5odnv7.jpg
>>578951086This was drawn by a wagie who is tired of waging and legit on the verge of suicide, I can see it.
>>578951086If I saw my sister tearing up in her wagie uniform after a long day of working for hours and having to do it everyday while hating it, I would be so fucking sad I would murder her boss and shoot up the place. How can modern society be so cruel as to tell women working and slaving away can be for them too?
>>578946569she has stick legs.she can't bounce more than a minute
>>578951086>>578951245Ashley being forced to do the walmart employee dance every morning!
>>578951435I agree, we need to stop subverting the traditional sibling family and return to stay-at-home sisters.
>>578951086Poor sadshley. I wanna give her lemon muffins and oat cookies
>>578951029>Here! It's on the house. Heehee!
>>578951450Lucky me, I can't last more than a minute either!
>>578951893Julia is SUCH an angel, she's so sweet and kind and thoughtful and brightens up my day! I can't believe Andrew treated her so badly, poor Julia.
>>578870606>my heterosexual male mind>cocks >>> outies (labia minora visible)
>>578950990Based and honestly obvious
AU where Andrew and Ashley have to get jobs at an amusement park.
>>578950890Waiting for Coffin news is already a 'get raped' simulator
>>578953060I still check SteamgridDB every day. It's honestly subconscious atp. Waiting for the day I mindlessly open it and it has a long list of new achievements like it has on the morning the day before Episode 3 dropped.
>>578818867>the game's DRMIs this on Nemlei or Valve's end?
>>578915836I don't see what to fuss about. It does sound like something they would name
>>578953185meds
>>578953185Based, keep us posted, soldier!>>578955898Cringe retard stfu
>>578953185Cringe retard stfu>>578955898Based
>>578953185>it has a long list of new achievements like it has on the morning the day before Episode 3 droppedYou ruined that fucking day for me you nigger, like a child ruining christmas looking for their presents. You should have your hands cut off with a machete.
>>578938984She totally would be. She has bad impulse control
>>578951245He's just like me fr
>>578952052Everyone is saying this
My sister talked me into buying minecraft so I can play with her
>>578957909Building a house together.... living together >.<
>>578957909Don't forget to set the language to Finnish
>>578957909Yaoi hands
All alone on a Thursday night?
>>578960823It's the morning
>>578960976It's le afternoon.
"Coffincore this" "Coffincore that" and nobody's ever even mentioned this absolutely piece of Coffincore, for shamehttps://youtu.be/6ThfS7mQUqM
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>578965238That's an extremely cute beybey
>>578960823It's Tuesday, I'm wasted.
>>578951086HI MY NAME IS VERITY!
Sex. With sisters.
I believe sisters are not for sex.
>>578970190Sex is merely one facet of the complex organism that is the sister. Sisters are for: hugging, snugging, kissing, fugging, defeating in mario kart, massaging, marrying, impregnating, and sitting out on the porch together reminiscing about the old days.
AU where Andrew and Ashley become lifeguards.
>>578973361Baycoffin
Is it weird that in an odd way, I can see Ashley being the one who saves Julia in the end? I suspect that after the vision scene in Burial Insane, Andrew out of lustful bliss will try to appeal to Leyley's every dark and wicked command, much to the horror of Ashley. It doesn't matter now, they've moved on to new lives she thought. But one day Andrew snaps and the yandere switch gets flipped permanently on when she leaves his presence for a whopping 10 minutes. He drives to her house, and as Andrew approaches with a crazed look in his eye, Ashley is begging and pleading for him to stop. Julia comes out horrified and Ashley tells her to run.
>>578973492Beywatch
>>578974001That sounds dumb tbqh
>>578974001Ashley would never save Julia from Andrew. She hates her more than anyone except MAYBE Renee.
>>578976246I don't think Ashley eally hate Renee. She's just disappointed her mother isn't acting like a mother. Ashley actively reaches out to Renee, only for her to turn her away. Ashley knows instinctually that how her mother treats Andrew and her is wrong, so there's definitely lingering resentment. But ultimately she just wanted her mother to be part of their lives.
>>578974001Ashley will learn to forgive Renee and Julia
>>578976754>I don't think Ashley eally hate ReneeShe clearly doesn’t. In Ch2 if you try to talk to Renee as Ashley, you get blown off and it clearly upsets Ashley. And we know that Ashley keeps her parents souls in her realm
>page 9
>>578979443>clearlyI'd say probably, those are not that concrete of evidences.
>>578983290why are we dying... could it be because nemlei abandoned us?
>>578983290This shit ain’t nothin to me
>>578973492>>578974558Leywatch
>>578983958It’s clear to me. You just gotta open your eyes
>>578979151inshallah
>>578986084An activity favoured by many a brother
>still up for 21 minutes
>>578986346No anon, Leywatch, Leyley is watching you
>>578988883
>>578988427Don’t be a snitch
>>578974001Ashley will say sorry to Julia and tell the truth about Nina.
>>578989359>It'll be like BCS ending and Andrew will go supermax
>>578989359This will happen in the ending where Ashley realizes that Andrew encourages the worst in her so she makes him answer for his crimes
>>578989273It's one thing to report shit, it's another thing entirely to loudly announce to the world that not only did you report something, but that the jannies are ignoring you.
Mop status?
>>578989109This but in a swimsuit, maybe with armbandsThis feels like an idea for the aggie if anyone is looking for something to try
>>578989519Based
>Kamehameha III loved his sister so much he attempted suicide when his nobles and missionaries forbade their marriageGod damn it why do the good guys always have to lose? Why do Abrahamics always win?
>>578989880Read or listen to curt doolittle's analysis of abrahamism as a method of deceit
>>578989880Why didn't he force them to allow the marriage by going Super Hawaiian?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvBCcV3d8Hs
>>578990174Hawaiian girls would sleep with foreign sailors so much the missionaries convinced the government to ban it and when they did there was a riot. God, missionaries ruin fucking everything
https://x.com/sukiscoffin/status/2093000059033932202
is the anon who drew these still here? i need a name for the folder i've collected these in and i want their input
>>578989880Abrahamics be like>Eve was created from Adam and they are near identical twins, and God commanded them to have sex>Nooo that's not incest it doesn't count!!>God commanded their children to marry each other to multiply the human race>Nooo that was the first humans it was different!!>Abraham married his half-sister even after many many generations had passed from the first humans>Noooo
>>578989880>Why do Abrahamics always win?Because there is no god but the God and there is no idea more effective than monotheism. Amen.
>>578997329Seriously, how do they square that circle? All humans are descended from Adam and Eve yet inbreeding is bad?>>578997542FUCK YOU
>>578994574This Ashley is so fucking cute
>>578997329>Eve was created from Adam and they are near identical twins, and God commanded them to have sexI'm writing a book about that.>>578997542The bible has like 5 Gods in it, it just doesn't call them Gods.Prophets are just demigods by another name too.
>>578998341>Seriously, how do they square that circle?They don't.
Is it just me, or is the total exclusion of even a single scene with both Ashley and Jules talking face to face intentional?
>>578999025That’ll be in Burial
>>578998451>The bible has like 5 Gods in it, it just doesn't call them Gods.It's closer to thirty maybe more distinct beings
https://x.com/Kloffein/status/2092997865110990947
>>579000052Guess it depends on where you draw the line between Gods and Demigods but yeah.
https://x.com/xyixx0/status/2092951239529042241
>>579001306
>>578986426Would.
>>579001306>>579001553Where’s Julia?
>>579001306>>579001553Cute>>579001884Nobody cares
>>579001143No we're talking elohim.They were mortal beings with advanced technology and a weird addiction to inhaling the smell of burnt fat
>ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY
>>579003302Psychodrew is so fucking kino
>>578994641>Missionaries try to stop hussies from committing extreme outcest>anon complains
>>578994574>Stay alive for TcoaalEpisode 1 saved my life, so I will not betray Professor Nemlei.
>>579005618Seriously. Fuck outcest, ALL my homies hate outcest.
>>579008858She wasn't even that bad
Hear me out: Friend B x Julia.
>>579005618They also stopped all incest because their sole purpose is to stop others from having any fun
>>579012397Missionaries generally only deal with backwater savages in the modern era, unfortunately missionaries are the only ones willing to take on the burden of civilizing them.
>>579013112insanely cute
>>579012397Fuck missionaries. Cowgirl is better
>>579013521
>>579013816Not if your sister is an amazon.
>>579014008Even better.
>>579014083The core strength required to bounce a gargantuan horse of a woman on your brogo stick is unbelievable.
>>579012668>demanding the outlawing of inbreeding>civilizing
>>579014490I didn't say banning inbreeding was a good thing, I'm saying that in their efforts to civilize the tribals they enforce their worldview on them, which unfortunately includes delphobia.
>>579014638>>579014638>>579014638>>579014638
don't reply to obvious bait above
>>579014794>>doesn't include aggie (again)Based retard
>>578682776Always was
>>579014171The amazons were thought to just be some sort of sub group of steppe nomad euro speak warriors that had female warrior bands.
