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Dream Journey is wife shaped
Tachyon LOVE
>>579025241umama thread
>Umama bakeDid V teach him
I think about how cute Kitasan Black is.
>>579025241umanko x2
>>579025241I'll marry Dia
I was promised peppermint.Where is it
>>579025241yayyy
Fuji Kiseki
ERP?
>>579025535what did she mean by this...
he has killed BILLIONS
>>579025461
>>579025535I don't think that's going to work, Fuji.
>>579025495Please also impregnate her multiple times and give her lots of kisses and hugs and
I keep missing the machan homescreen conversation in the seat by the entryway, literally every time I have already clicked a button before noticing it
>>579025352Sex with this cute hero.
>>579025516I washed my teeth just now, love the mint aftertaste on my tongue.
>>579025495yeah I posted this
>leave my pots to just less than 90 last month>somehow at 246 nowHOW
I think a proper trainer should make sure he flirts with Seiun Sky at least once every day. Just to keep her on her toes.
Pay attention to your traineeLooking at some other harlot is cheating
Gold City feet in my mouth
I have Umama fatigue
>>579025535Fuji Kiseki!
What does Ei Ei Mun mean?
>>579025770>flatlining during half TPwhy do you hate danchou so much
>>579025726An image of Oguri with her heart going doki doki
>end ogli
Man this whole "only 31 vocals" is causing an even bigger uproar than the paid buffs shit, understandably so. Cygames is lucky that the MV and song are fucking top tier and people are just coping/compromising or else it'd be an even bigger stink than it currently is.Can't be me though cause my osananjimi got lucky.
>>579025647All at the same time yeah>>579025757Hello my tulpa
>>579025871B-but I'm one of the top earners...
Running adshttps://youtu.be/EKsZtNKfjJ8
Oglin so pretty...
>>579025942gacha song voice banners
>>579025914>anon lacks critical information
I ACTIVATE THE SKILL STRAIGHT DESCENT!
Dia-chan, I can't see you...
>>579025983Trainees keep asking their trainers for sex...
drip
>>579026170>asking
>>579025293There are three Journeykeks here I hope you stumble in public
>>579025942Yeah kinda surprised that the whole>Song made to celebrate trainers with (You)r trainee being front and center!Has a limited set of vocals... would have assumed they coulda spend the money on this one.>>579025974Fenomeno!
>>579026282it's not friday yet but I'm definitely going to be alone on friday night
>>579026039>tags: incest, netori
>>579026302She wouldn't rape
My trainee respects my boundaries and is accepting of the fact that I refuse to umaypoi with her
>>579026339Uhm, it literally says Friday on my watch...
>>579026170
God damn camping taiki is scary I wish I rolled for her
>>579024605>>579024272Run was actually going fine until my Speed rainbows disappeared
>>579026408
>>579026309why?
>>579026408Mine said this but also asks like once a month if we could do it
FUCK YOU SHIRAOKI. WHERE’S MY MACHAN
I have 0 aces
>>579026434>>579026324>>579026302Bobo would ask
Hey fellow trainers, I'm thinking about hugging my trainee from behind and kissing her neck. Is this a good idea or no? I want to reward her for not skipping any training this month.
WHERE ARE MY RAINBOWS
>>579026646100% you should do it daily
>>579026691Gone, taken by XOg cabal
Settle down.
>>579026628We know 7 8 9
>>579026772>xog ate my supportAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>579026569
There's something wrong with my Doto
>>579026691the number of runs lately where I get to senior summer with an excellent statline, everything I want, and then at least 4 of the remaining turns have zero rainbows is just way too highspecialty priority is a meme
I'm seeing some people complain that the ballroom events all suck. What is wrong with them?
niggas be like "I got no rainbows" and then say spec prio isn't real when you're training like 70 times per career
*hypersexual shitpost*
>>579025669lore accurate whoma
>>579026940turns out worst scenario in terms of how back loaded stat gains are so most time wasted before knowing glue
>>579026510You keep posting her. I wouldn't want you to trip and fall so a stumble works
i'm gay
>>579026950yuribait
>>579026919Doto should have been flat
>>579027048Yeah, once I realized how backloaded stat gains were in this scenario it became more clear that I had been playing it kind of wrong, and that going into mid-senior year with a good statline is nice but far from a requirement. Or rather, it will not guarantee you're on track.
perhaps waiting for a deck upgrade before I start doing aces isn't the best ideaoh well, I've been on a winning streak so far, time for a comfy CM
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
Trainer-san 3 ace runs doko
>>579026982epipi's lips on my cock. send post
>>579025241me on the left
>>579027248
>>579027327
Maruzensky, Noble King Halo, Copano Rickey, New year Haru, Akebono, Eishin, Tamamo, but STILL no Aston. I fucking hate this banner so much. I might as well just keep going until I can exchange points for her.
>>579027327just let me loop a little longer and then I'll start doing ace runs
>>579027384dia use your own pussy adventure
>>579027413that's not a bite
I respect the professional boundary set between Trainer and Trainee. It's not about emotion or relationship the important part is her performing to the best of her ability and me collecting a paycheck at the end of the day.
Tazuna just brought me into the Director's office. I think I'm gonna get fired...
would the police in the umaverse all be umas? they are all stronger and faster than humans. if an uma starts resisting arrest, what the hell are human officers going to do about it non-lethally? tazers would do nothing with uma muscles. do they invent the horse tranquilizer equivalent for this? are there charges for using excessive force while resisting arrest as an uma? imagine the footchases between umas. imagine someone getting A-trained and dying. would george floyd have lived if he was arrested by human officers instead of uma ones? release the uma bodycamswhat about soldiers? bodyguards? all the other things that there would be no reason to not pick a stronger, faster uma over a human for? do humans lose jobs to umas just for their strength and speed differential? does this create race tension? its like they never even though about this stuff
>>579027620
>>579027048>+35 specialty priority>+65% training effectiveness>no rainbows during finalewhat the actual fuck is this shit? Kitasan is 135, Agnes is 115, and Maruzen/Finemo are 70FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>579027815Don't trust the numbers
>>579027701they use carrot bait and let 0% wit do the rest
I'm skipping this shitty scenario, thank god auto exists
>>579027051Thanks?
She's gonna die the second she spot struggles, isn't she.
Anyone out there running Vodka-Scarlet-Machan?
>>579027370can I do that too
>>579028070She should be fine most of the time, probably can't tank a rushed though
>>579028070yuppers
>>579028070looks fineI've had success with lessThe wit situation is grim though
>>579028070Yeah...
>>579027701imagine getting cornered in a dark alley, out of everyone's sight, by 3 police umas
>>579028070>standard distanceyou're probably fine
>>579028178oh no anything but that
>>579028224she wants IT
Old women pretending to be young gives me a stiffy
>>579028394IT?
>>579028224I need to believe I'm in control with her, but deep down I know she could dominate me whenever she wanted
i'm running stamina debuffers after seeing how many of you scrubs understam
no you won't
>>579028581is this...another boy uma
>>579028581I am going to forever hold a grudge towards cyge for not letting me pull this kusogaki even with over 100 rolls.
I just know this run will go horribly wrong
Should have made manual parents in MANTBlazer and chase stam sparks and TS scenario spark, people warned you for months before this scenario hit.
umm yes i will
>>579027327I'd rather see blood in my urine
>>579028581>what if almond eye but uglycykeks...
>>579026759But this is supposed to be a reward for doing her training. Not just something I indulge in.
>>579028602Wait until finals to run them
>>579028581why her eyes got fangs
>>579028502Her computer must be on the fritz.
>>579028718>six songs in Junior Yearholy blessed run, did you sacrifice a virgin to Shiraoki or something?
>>579028581God, he's so ugly
>>579028734>Should have made manual parents in MANTBlazer I don't hate my life enough to subject myself to that
>>579028852Dunno, maybe go ask /umajp/
i have so much FUARRKING free time now without half tp and hourly runs what the HECK do i do now???
>>579028892This run is going to be the sacrifice since I need a mile inspiration for A
>>579028679yeah. it is. and he also has fat tits because cygames didn't think cheval and rulership were enough for this trope.
>>579028892yes. self sacrifice
>>579028798you said she didn't skip any training this month so she deserves it. plus if you do it everyday it might encourage her to work harder
>>579028734>Should have made manual parents in MANTBlazerwhy? GL parents give you better affinity and with autorun being implemented it's never been easier
>>579029062Good point. I'll make sure every part of Seiun Sky's neck is kissed!
saiyan sky
>>579029263This is clearly the burger's fault
>>579029368inherently dangerous stallion
Lobbies?
>>579025942i'm kinda pissed laurel didn't have any vocals for menishuki, but atleast they made up for it with this new one
this is a junior high schooler
>>579028829
uhh bros?
>>579029126Trackblazer gives better affinity thougheverbeit
>>579029831retards...
>>579029368So the ear socks deafen them?
>>579029696
junior high schooler on my face
>>579029810how many CM wins? mine is 50%
>>579029819They gave this bitch such a good design and for what? Not even playable. It's fucked up.
How the hell am I supposed to get Afterschool Stroll on End Closer XOguri....
I just jerked off.
Is sounds of earth posters the most contrarian propaganda yet? She is one of the most unpopular jp umas
forgot to replace tachy with smaru in 3 borrows award
dont look up Flash's bust size number
WAHEY
>>5790302021488?
>>579030202The number is irrelevant compared to the heart contained within
>>579030062VERY expensive VA, please understand
>>579030049Only 3 plats...
>>579029030>Epi: B81 W56 H83>Efforia: B85 W57 H86>Cheval: B85 W56 H80>Ruler: B90 W57 H86Epi's tits don't seem that big, but they are on par with most member's of the spechud family. Meanwhile his son's tits are comparable to Cheval's.
>>579030202Really makes you think
why does /vg/ hate frogposters
>>579026302>>579026324>>579026434Almost all of them would ask, with varying degrees of directness. The more interesting question is what they would do if you said no.
>>579028772Almond Eye is ugly so your question is redudnant
>>579030146You can like things simply for the sake of liking them. It's crazy, I know.
>>579030505retard
>>579030456Western memes are bad and ugly and I'd rather see anime girls
>>579030553faggot
Finally a Doto Taiki content
>>579030456Because it lets us pretend we're better than /v/.
mejiro doto o
>>579030307I guess, but it's weird for cyge to give her such a boyish design and behaviour and then not go all in with that idea.
>>579030703as in cap
>>579030278wow!
>>579030456All the anime adjacent boards hate frogniggers thoughbeit
>>579030703our first villainess
>>579030110>he didn't parent loopaRun Sweepy or roll on an end closer hint if you committed enough to have her at End A instead of B.
Doing a few rooms.Will post hakuraku.6717009867170098
>>579030782I will not visit Tomakomai
on the jp server, at which scenario did they release awakened skills
>>579030664
>>579030782nice tarus
Bros.......
still have a borrow left but I wanna do one room150149851501498515014985
>>579030782I will now visit Tomakomai.
>both rooms fullN*GGER
>>579031073Ikuno-san looks like THIS?
>>579030897https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=xuEuX2pG6ugx5I6PZfJYO4YF8345911483459114
>>579031023moar later
>>579031151stinky
>>579031151Is Cafe good for you?
>>579031323Cafe's fat ass on your face would probably be bad for you but so is junk food. So do it in moderation.
>>579027701the youtube bodycams of the umaverse must be way more entertaining
>>579031219https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=NzxKpxqgWW6tjyRaiBN7nAY21968899319688993
>>579031323Twice in the morning, with meals, and before bed, though it may be difficult to sleep after
>>579031421sniff sniff
U***a lost another room...
>>579031219gomen *****
>>579031523its ok bwo, it was nice to race a former dacchi again
U***a lost to *'s cock in the clubroom again...
>>579031458https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=sGyV4W0T_5hYgKl8DJIBx1oW2860714728607147
>>579031608She hops on it every day
>>579031517as long as she’s having fun…
my **** inside ***** ******
>>579031646I love my genius wife!
It hurts
Thoughts?
>>579029894no it doesn't>only get affinity from G1s>no affinity from G2/G3sAoharu or GL are the best parent farming scenarios. MANT is dead, there's no reason to return there.
>>579031662https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=8XM2G6YOP_20AtuCfSirNhXq4938597649385976
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/Bw142W>https://jiggie.fun/Bw142Whttps://jiggie.fun/Bw142W>https://jiggie.fun/Bw142Whttps://jiggie.fun/Bw142W
>>579028718>no cards finishedI fucking knew it
>>579031768
>>579029942sharing a single brain cell between the two of them my god
>>579031662>someone else finally took the hakuraku pillBaste
dirtbros?
>>579031834You can actually match your races between parents. There are no goal races.
umanko
>>579031808Jo Cappuccino love!
>>579031995I'm a mobilefagI'd be nice to use haku too but too bad
kingu love
>>579028973do you even play the game or just seethe constantly here?
>>579032058
>>579031840https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=vHC0n0Nj31fQxDi0vkTznzDo8201229582012295>>579031995Hakuraku is a godsend. Sadly I'm not having luck with aces so I'm not hosting as much as I wanted to
>>579032131one of those does not belong
>>579032081I think there is an android version of hachimi. Not sure if hakuraku works with it though
Pokemon umas...are cute.
>>579032131MARVELOUS
>>579032131Tama...
>>579032205https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=S4SNPYdD3CvsjrwxDMy4CRNs6562873365628733
>half tp event is overGoodbye /uma/. It was nice knowing you.
>>579032071why is he white
>>579032261fact check: true!
>>579031646FINE I'LL ADD HER TO MY PULL PLANFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ALL I appear to have succumbed to the Fusapan propagandaPrior times I fell victim to the propaganda>Maruzensky [obtained]>Curren Chan [obtained]>Gentildonna>Mihono Bourbon [obtained]>Mejiro Ardan [obtained]>Mejiro Ramonu>Hokko Tarumae>Calstone Light O >Mr. CB [GIGA FALLOUT]>now Fusaichi PandoraIt's like I don't have self control at all
I MLB'd both Tachyon and Light Hello back when their banner came out with 400 pullsWas that abnormal luck?Am I guaranteed dogshit luck for the rest of my pulls?
>>579032412post more taikis
>>579032438
>>579032261>>579032458Dirty umas erotic
>>579031751>my cock inside vodka pussy
>>579032458Digitan is Pikachu in this scenario.
>>579032475Good thing for you she's still 2 years away.Sadly for me she's still 2 years away.
I hate you guys I'm gonna put a curse on everybody
>>579032404https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ktTJ06r0o-8Fp-PJLo6FMQIm8703509487035094
>>579032489I also did this then pulled 6 smarus and only 1 FM trying to MLB them. I feel like my own luck debt is paid off and I still got FM to MLB using pity, my anni ticket, and crystal
>>579032590SEXWITHGRANNYWITHSEX
>>579032475Now this is a manwhore
>>579032458Stinko!
>I want to make a new ace. >Oh look! I have 26 energy! Plenty to->nevermind
>>579032698*ungrannies*
>>579032062as if that's a meaningful consideration. Almost all umas capable of the same distances can run the same G1s in the other scenarios. And no, the Triple Tiara vs. Triple Crown route isn't a meaningful difference, because you can't run both. I will grant you that MANT allows more flexibility, eg you can make Dober parents for your lates and have them all run Triple Crown routes. I say that's not worth it, because a manual MANT run takes 45-55 minutes on average, vs the 2 minutes it takes to clank.
>>579032808use the carats
>>579032668https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=1Z0cxjnqGoBLvKwih5Quu8S27918762179187621
>>579032205>Hakuraku is a godsend.explain further? what's it all about? What makes it so useful?
Should I invest harder on Skills or stats for open league?
>>579032871
>>579032612is there something inherent to vodka that just makes her look stupid as fuck in every single ingame appearance of hers or am I hallucinating
>>579032896https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=YHVldeqiVEx0EXQkMos1-rhg9962003499620034>>579032981Because it breaks down the race and I want to see where my umas are lacking
>>579033110>open leaguejust do whatever you want lmao, you're playing against newfags
>>579033178unless you've already got 200 carats in runs for the day you're practically GUARANTEED a refund with each run, if not additional carats
>>579033181Vodka makes vroom vroom noises at your homescreen, she couldn't be goofier if she tried
>>579032896>4650 sp sky
>>579032489no. It's completely random. You got lucky. I also got really lucky, MLB Tachyon, 3LB Light Hello in 270 pulls of my own plus the 50 free pulls, and I got really lucky again on SMaru/Finemoan banner with 200 pulls = 3lb Maru/3lb Finemoan (used 1.5 anni voucher). So now I'm 30k ahead in my pull plan, so I'm sparking VFujin! She's so cute, I was mad I couldn't pull her when she debuted a few months back.
is 87k a healthy f2p wallet for right now? all I want before ramonu is helios just for a parent and blazeian. whats even the next card to pull for after ramonu, how distant from her is it?
>>5790332073/9. Let's make this the last one
>>579032990saggy tits
What did they see?
>>579033535Get a job at Wendys and use your paycheck for carats
>>579033535that's a very healthy wallet. I'm at 76k myself. Post-Ramonu the next meta cards are style specific. If you main fronts, you'll want Bourbon Wit, if you main pacers you'll want McQueen Wit, etc. But the big deal is Pasa Speed SSR in mid-April. She is the next Kitasan Black. I'm dumping 600 rolls on her.
>>579033717not what I fuCKING AAAAAAAASKED
>>579033604https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=PHrkvvZr6MZL805igTvkoR1UThanks everyone for joining.
>>579033717Nobody even eats at Wendy's anymore. They hire 1-2 people to run the entire place nowadays.
Palmer is cuteCUTE
>>579033897Wendy's was so goddamn good back in late 2000s, oh my god the Baconator
which boy uma should i fuckim thinking opera
>>579033750the goal is to get enough general cards to really just fill in my style card with borrows. If decks need 2-3 specialized cards Ill just make do with what I got, otherwise i dont think my account survives
Thoughts on skipping Ramonu?
>>579034258Skip grandmasters
>>579034258yeah just skip everything anon
Can I interest you in a dog, /uma/? She's fiercely loyal and will do any lewd act you ask of her with no hesitation
>>579034082
>>579027327sure, let me spend 15 tp right n-
>bro you pulled for fine motion??? dont you know ramonu comes out in like 4 months??? are you stupid why did you pull for the second best wit card in the game instead of waiting for the one that barely overtakes her??? do people just run one wit card nowadays or fucking what im sick of hearing this
>>579034258She's an obnoxious cunt who everyone hates, so yeah you can skip her easily. Gentildonna and Almond Eye are the superior mares, and everyone knows it.
>>579034334The only dog I want is this one and I will post this every day until Cygames makes it real.
>>579034403If you don't have Fine Motion by now then what the FUCK are you doing?
>>579034403>he wasn't here for kita hyperamonu is wit kita
>>579034403>do people just run one wit card nowadays or fucking what im sick of hearing thisThey will run one Wit in the future, and when you run 2 Wit you will run the second best which won't be FM by thenRamonu is genuinely that good
>>579034403been awhile since I saw cope of this magnitude
>>579034126preplanningananons how viable is this strat? are there no more/too few gneralist cards coming and you need more than 1 position specific card in the future per run to stay alive in a CM?
Anyone else gonna use clankers for CM?No half tp killed my motivation
>>579034558was kita ever so good she was the only speed card to take on a run and second place never saw action again? thats the general argument I swear people make when I tell poeple I pulled for this FM banner
Let's do 5 rooms /uma/806072388060723880607238
>>579034285>>579034318From what I can see, Larc decks run 1 wit card, and that 1 wit card is almost never Ramonuhttps://uma.inven.co.kr/dataninfo/guide/?comeidx=5850&boardidx=29498Ramonu would thus be a 4 month lifespan card
>>579034082go for opera or sei so I can have the others to myself.
>>579034152Gold sexo...
>>579034781>a stat where 1000 is fine, vs a stat where you NEED 1600Anon I think you might be a little bit retarded.
It failed...
>>579034836holy sexo
>>579034814>3 speed>Creeklol
Not fapping to an uma until Stay Gold comes out in global. She'll be my first.
>>579032590>copa with no tailruined still hot though
>>579034972Bro will become a sissy for a Kino ripoff...
>>579034334I already know of her dumbass behaviour but honestly I'm more interested in another dog, despite how cute durandal is.>>579034465You're so fucking right.
>>579034804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8mYAGPanhc
>>579034883swap the word speed for any stat. Im just tired of people treating Ramonu like you cant use any other wit card besides her ever again when she comes out. like no shit everyones gonna pull her but god forbid I try to get a second wit card months away from her banner
>>579034794THE NICEST OF NATURES!
>>579034794Second room305902253059022530590225
LINE has some pretty coool stickersIs there no place to download and use them outside LINE?
>>579035086But broBROBROTHE TIERLISTSTHE SLOPTUBERSTHE NARRATIVE
I have 535 uma images on my desktop that I haven't sorted through yet. Help.
MY CHUUUUUD TAKES OOOONE
>>579035405Post the ones you want I'll re-upload them for you.
>>579035541why is she so red?
>>579035541
>>579035459Do what I doSave them all in a folder in the desktop with a name like "sort"You'll eventually do itOr not
>>579035442LET IT ALL BURN
>>579035372>two races in a row where the third front gets left behindAIEEE Third room579139475791394757913947
Is Triumphant Pulse okay on Summer Maru?
I hope everyone skips Ramonu
>>579035586Taiki OkDiamond ?MayanoEl
You should keep in mind your trainee's stat growths during training
>>579035716make that 3 racesthanks for the rooms bwo
>>579035746Same, so I can be the only one for her
>>579035801The link, anon. The link to them.
>>579035593in heat. lets her run faster
>>579035740Suddenly my room got all messy
>>579035593horny
>>579035541oguri SHAT is right where she should be
>>579034619I think it's pretty viable. Every scenario has both a new general card everyone will want to MLB, and the scenario pal card you'll want to 0lb at least. But those are every 5 months or so. You can supplement it with a style card here and there (if I can afford it, I'll pull Daiwa Wit and/or Falco Speed). My plan only goes to just past Pasa speed, but I'm confident in it. 2027 looks like a shit year after Pasa, all things considered, I don't know how anyone's wallet will have time to recover
>>579035086You can just not play optimally bro, it's okNot sure why you need randos validating your choices
>>579035814Falco seems like the type of pure umadol who would wear ear condomsbut her ears are naked. fully exposed to the world. is she actually a lewd and lascivious girl? An unseiso umadol? A wicked succubus?
>>579034403>barely overtakes her
also what's the best healing skill to activate SMaru's unique this CM?
>>579036009>he doesn't know the secret xog debuff strat
>spechud is a better late than pacesomeone explain, she just needs to pass one person. lates seem to all suck and need to gamble too much, why shouldnt she and anyone who can do either pace or late run pace if stuff like taiki and nishino are always the BIS runners for 90% of CMs? her kit isnt even late or pace focused and she needs skills from cards more than anything else anyways
>>579036091ear condoms are only used by sluts (see wedding curren) who want to engage in promiscuous premarital sex and NOT procreative sex
>>579035716i-is this supposed to be a fisting sesh, to be fair all my umas have mile A>why do rooms with mile Asit's fun.fourth room874957508749575087495750
>>579036145Fuck you Aruvu isn't a slut.
>>579034932Kamigame, JP, has similar decks for that CM, except they did recommend Ramonuhttps://kamigame.jp/umamusume/page/277972049685654678.htmlRamonu might just be an artifact of lack of foresightBig shiny immediate upgrade
>>579036145this sounds like slutcope
>>579036112Anything, it's just speed not an accel
>>579036112Operation Cacao.
>>579036128(my 9th xoguri) I chose to not run debuffers unless one of my aces ends up being shit mid CM and has no hope of helping me win
>>579036191dont accept her kisses after she visits me is all im sayin
>>579034403I put 200 rolls into the hag/fine rerun, and I'm so fucking happy I did. It has been beyond dogshit borrowing FINE MOTION EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TIME or else trying to reach 1200+ wit on Fuku/Marv SRs, or Dober/Rice SSRs. It legitimately feels the same as when I finally got my own Kitasan in December '25. AND I got 3lb Summer Maru too. I must say, it's an extremely good choice.
HOLY FROOOOONTS
>>579036249Let's Anabolic!
SR wit Fuku or Scarlet for ace runs?
Where are the camel girls?
>>579036241nyo...
>>579036523i would pick the one you need
>>579036417I never owned a NN or CB or any SSR wit, I felt so free having a borrow spot again
>>579036157>5L windeboof + dominator made everyone gas outLast room739996977399969773999697
>>579036545Trafficked and sold to wealthy middle east princes
>>579036523I use Marvelous. v0v
>>579036559
This might be the first time TM Opera O getting merch
>>579036338Hair? Cute.Accessories? Cute.Frilly bikini? Cute.Her painted nails? Cute.That thing around her thigh that I don't know the name of? Cute.Shoes? CutePandora is just cuteness incarnate.
>>579036545In Europe raping young boys.
Vodka got mogged by Daiwa so hard its not even funny
>>579036130Better speed coefficient and she needs to pass someone from fifth and above, which is doable as a late.
>>579035086nta but yeah, it's a retarded narrative, and made by anons who already have their own Fine Motion, so they've forgotten what it's like to not have one. Hell, lots of them probably have CB Wit AND Fine Motion. I haven't spent pulls this rewarding since getting Kitasan.
There’s been a sharp increase in used pregnancy test kits being found in Tracen Academy’s dumpsters.
I honestly think I could say I'm the #1 trainer of my favorite global Uma in the US(Kawakami). Could you claim the same for your favorite Uma?
>>579036545NEED a hardworking donkey musume wife
>>579036420NOT AGAAAAIN IF ONLY MY BACKLINERS COULD EVER GET THEIR SKILLS OFF REEEEEE
Last minute testing anons!89038509>8903850989038509>8903850989038509>89038509
>>579036625Final roomgot BTFO'd this time but that's how it goes sometimesthanks for joining anondacchis
when's the next half tp event?
>>579036130beats me. I tried making one and she couldn't reliably trigger her own ult, which is extremely powerful but dependent on being 5th or better when you make the overtake. Most lobbies don't have enough prey in the backline to enable her to get to the position she wants to be in all that easily. and if it's a front heavy room you have zero chance to catch the leader unless you're hitting gambles like OYL and ignited PWR immediately. If a room has a bunch of lates in it, she can do work for sure. But most of the rooms I've run are packed with paces, fronts, and a few endguris mixed in. Same problem with running NSM - you have nobody to launch off of a lot of the time unless you've got spectacular midrace, which none of my decks do this CM.
>dont use fronts for this CM use lates>room lobbies full of nothing but fronts/pacesI wanted to play with backliners this CM god dammit I dont want to use bourbon/taiki/flower for the 8th time in a row
>>579036789idk maybe for ryan
>>579036836Sasuga VILLAIN
Modest uma butt
>>579036624I borrowed Kitasan the entirety of URA. I borrowed her in the beginning of Aoharu, too, until her rerun. Then I borrowed Fine Motion or Riko for all of Aoharu, then I borrowed Fine Motion for all of MANT, and the first two months of GL. Now I'm running aces for tomorrow's CM and I'm borrowing Taiki Shuttle, not even using Kitasan, and still getting almost 1200 wit because guess what? GOT MY OWN FINEMO, BITCHES! My deck is finally approaching unbricked status.
>>579036789The Falco guy won Hanshin tenno sho cm with Falco I ain't beating that
>>579036950
poona
>>579037062>89038509Ive run her ever since I used my tutorial selector ticket on the chud and have always said that shes a way better pace, lates are all a scam
>>579033770Wait... Bakushin is stacked? Bakushin's hot?
no more half tp is so boring i can't spam auto anymore....
>>579037262Always has been
this stupid bitch refuses to proc her ult I hate her so much
>>579037108>no FM>no KSBI make do. But man KSB is so strong even now. I had hoped my fuku speed would be usable in GL but there's too much RNG in the scenario already to justify cucking yourself out of rainbows. Even KH SR is better. At least she's awesome in autotrainer, so that was a nice fringe benefit. If I didn't have a usable CB wit though I would definitely be hating this scenario to an unreasonable degree
>>579037354>those bluesRIp
>>579036789My oshi is Ayabe which is popular among waifufags so I don't think so
>>579037390quite simply the only good run that I ended up with the ruby skill and stroll with, just wish it was better
>>579033770Extra stamina training for Long runs
>>579037330I need further proof.
>Here's your Medium S bro>Here's your nimble navigator bro>Here's your uma stan bro>Here's your light hello year 1 tokens bro>Here's your good song selection bro>Here's your good rainbow trainings bro>Woopsie teehee silly me forgot to finish your Super Creek and Kitasan Black event chain :)
I will be the #1 Fusapan trainer on Global in 2 years.
>ITS ALWAYS BEEN A FRONT/PACE GAME. BACKLINERS ARE FOR GAMBLERS, FRONTLINERS ARE FOR WINNERS
>>579037451Creek tore cannot contain his lust
>>579037219she's much stronger after the change to shooting star. pace is fine. late is definitely better performance this cm at the high end, but that's IF you can get her to work, which I couldn't. I know what it takes to make a good one but I don't have the tools.
>>579037729I mean...Can you blame him?
>building CM19 pacers before Wit Oguri who turns them into a mini-version of hog
>>579037747Hmm I don't know Dober, you told me you're uncomfortable around men so I better not.
>>579037064Actual cm will be flooded with paces, some of them will surely be out of position and end up being easy lightning surge targets for lates
>>579037653*ahem*Golshi game.
xogbros...
>>579038062Opera O's weak umanko
Goldshi game thisGoldshi game thatHow come I haven't seen a single closer except Oguri huh!?
>>579038158>diaStrongest Teiobro
>>579038205golshigame posters are larpers
>4 songs each season recommended>can barely get 3I hate GL so much...
I love Dia's body
>>579038295Just like anyone who claims they like a gold clan
what do we do now that run is expensive again
>>579036091Ear covers are lust inhibitors, whores need them to act normally
>>579038331stop buying energy and spread your purchases based on your tokens
I gave MANT a try That...is certainly a career
>>579038217I've fielded Dia every single CM since I got her. Teio not so much.
>>579038261I thought she had dyed braided hair
>>579038396play the game less
>>579038396go play league again for the first time in 3 years
>>579038237cute donna
>>579038464Lucky you, we had to play that scenario with DOGSHIT skip speed
>>579037747Someone needs to cover the orange idiot's mouth before she ruins the moment.
>>579038472Nice
>>579038612On it *unzips dick*
>>579038587Play ARAM MAYHEMITS FUN FUN FUN
>>579038563
>>579037747Doberu sex
>>579038563I'm absolutely in love with the female form
>>579038336Middle schooler by the way
>>579038658Machan has some big ones.
>>579037729>Result of the "Punishment"
>>579038715Mega sexSex SexUltra sexSex
>>579038715>>579038642great jumpin jehoshaphat look at those titties
I have a negative wr based on roomsIt's so over
>>579035295>auto training a mean nature at this very momentHeh, nothing personnel kid.
>>579038237there is something marvelously cute about a tiny don-chan you can tease
There won't me a maintenance soon or anything right? I need to do two more runs today before reset...
>>579038968I come in 2nd pretty regularlyThat's a ticket to A finals
>>579038979Always thinking about them
>>579038886
>>579038979Now I'm not sure if I should be planning my trip to Tomakomai for Summer or Winter
>>579038472I run her about 2/3 of CMs. She seems very weak this one though. Once in awhile she can hit everything and rocket up to where she needs to be, but most of the time she doesn't perform. She has to have really good midrace to even have a chance of hitting her ult on this track.
>>579038979>>579039070I am prepared to visit Tomakomai now.
>>579039106
>>579039302>>579039302
She was bread for the races, and she was bready for her first race
>>579039460
>>579038715Strong genes in this family.
>>579039158>She has to have really good midrace to even have a chance of hitting her ult on this track.Her snapshot ult is merciless indeed. Out of the three rooms I've tried she hit her ult twice.No mile S but she did get fast learner so there's that.
>>579039609What is this freak of nature?
>>579039623>>579039623
>>579039738Tomakomai must be full of sluts.
>>579039638I've run her in over 30 rooms and she hits it a little under 20% of the time. If you want to run a competitive Dia, you're either not relying on the ult at all, or you're building enough midrace to ensure she's close to the paces before late race starts.
>there are people in this thread that didn't farm until they reached top of the chart and therefore danchou doesn't owe them no-condom sexWhat's your excuse?
>>579039856Tama-chan...
>>579039856I've seen a lot of hasan shocking his dog edits but that one is my new favorite
>>579039659The yeast has risen within Turbo and she shall own the track
>>579039974dober a cute
next bread will have less yeast
>>579039974Cute Bell
>>579040078Which uma has the yeastiest umanko?
Air groove group is better than the shitty staygold group that only larpers like
next bread will proc yeast mode
Did somebody say bread?
>>579040197>>579040248
>>579038598I played it manually and it takes forever for what feels like mediocre rewards. It also just feels 'off'.Its an unnatural way to do a career.
>>579040248
>>579040392The core gameplay of the scenario is fun, there's some actual skill expression in managing the shop, but the scenario itself without superskip takes about twice as long as it should and that makes it the worst scenario by far.
>>579026282>just watched her free story episodesI'm so fucking sad bros the real world bleeds into this so much
>>579040478By the end of it I actually figured out "Oh, these race/training boost items are one use!" so I felt a little foolish. It really feels like you are supposed to just nail as many G1s as you can while using the shop to either supplement energy for summer or keep stacking race stat gains/Training gains throughout. It still feels like I could make a better racer using Unity but I can see how getting so many skills and race wins can lead to decent parents.
>>579040256Is there any honse anywhere close to as yandere as Still in Love?
>>579026339if you get really desperate that one guy who asks if there are any cute nonnies around would probably spend their friday with you
>>579040886Broye. Can't believe how different she is compared to the anime.
Help me pick my third SPD card, please.
>>579040872You want to run every G1 you have aptitude for, pretty much, and the ideal shop output allows you to tank at least 3, sometimes upwards of 5 races in a row. Summers have to have 60% boosts for all turns, and that's where most of your stats came from (you could literally run 4+ guts card decks where you were gambling on hitting mega rainbows in summer to cap speed power and guts simultaneously). Any rival race probably had to be run, both for stats, sp, and the likelihood of a hint AND shop refresh along with currency to buy the shop refresh. The bleeding edge highroll strat was running literally every rival race and G1, but it was far from consistent. Unity 2.0 is both capable of higher statlines, more consistent/reliable, AND takes half the time.
>>579041154probably maru unless you care about the hints. shakur is for ends running a long or medium where they really need a gold recovery but don't want to run creek to get it.
Why yes, why would FL happen on one of the 50+ ace runs I had this last two weeks? Fuck you
>>579038817That is a VERY important notice...
>>579038715erotic, SEX, kill yourself, erotic, cute
>>579040872Not just G1s, the ideal number of races is around 35 depending on uma and RNG.
>>579041216Yeah. I gave MANT a try with Rudolf as I know how to run her and everything just felt really strange compared to GC and UnityI may go and try to build a better Curren later in Unity as GC is just really poor for her, she has a pretty high amount of races that just break the flow of the Career and her Secret Event requires sacrificing the last day of summer training into a three race streak
>>579038817Why does a middle schooler have such a lewd body?
>>579038869Here's the REAL result of the punishment
>>579041559Yeah, I probably did half that many races at most. I'll need to revisit it to claim some of the G3/G2 trophies I'm missing alongside the mission for that Spark but man.What a weird career.
>>579040248bread shower
>>579041896I can't believe my hero said such a bad word...
Tickezo...
~90% win rate in practice lobbies btwif someone tells you that your oshi isn't meta, turn them into glueand before someone yells about lead the charge: 564 escapades
>>579042002Standing paizuri
I was in the AI chatbot thread for a few hours because of the Creek image. Is the CM today or tomorrow?
thoughts on the spechud song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p98AJ5c7JFo
>>579042082in roughly 18 hours
orenji
>>579042019SPILL YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
>>579042019Deck dozo?
This can't be right... Where's the other 5 carats cygays?
>>579042224
>>579042014You just didn't realize she was actually the heel all along.
>>579030296Surely being hag reduces her value...Just never include her on songs that'll get included on concert since her hip can't do the dance anymore.
>mfw nobody plays Teio to the point not even gametora updated her double crown event with guaranteed nimble
makween
>>579042735>face of the franchise>doesn't get good alts
>>579042224The stink of Tomakomai.
>>579042610>>579042224
>>579042894>face of the franchise
>>579042735if it's any consolation, I fapped to teio like 2 days ago.
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSVpvgXxc/Shina, this is a box of condoms...
ace on my heart
>>579043282Anon you'll become overweight in 3 days..
>>579042390
sexual umamusumes
>>579030901The fifth one aka Grand Master aka the scenario after Grand Live/Grand Concert
>>579042019>564 escapadesIf I read the description right, it's proccing random gold skills at a random point in the second half of the race correct? So it could either proc PoC, Speed Star, See Ya Later and Lead the Charge.
>>579043808>Masterholy SHIT
our grand master
>>579043594You aight, white boi
>>579043821From what I've read, it can technically proc everything except green skills or anything on cooldown. So it'll either proc lead the charge, or one of the other golds if they're off cooldown, but I'm not too sure how long that takes
>>579041896Rice Shower
>>579043808what are the odds they'll release awakened skills before the grand master
>>579043594
>>579043049
96 76
>>579044443
>>579044428is there anything interesting to actually see in Korea?
>>579044075Jelly Donut Shower
Tokai Teio looks like it'll make me feel good to sensually massage and stimulate her umanko, her breasts, her ass, and other parts of her body and make her cum and squirt like a fountain over and over again and make her moan loudly in pleasure
>>579041216>Unity 2.0 is both capable of higher statlines, more consistent/reliable, AND takes half the time.AND it's more fun, overall. I did like managing the shop in MANT, though, if you ran into a problem (which you almost always did) there were often ways to mitigate or solve the problem completely if you were strategic.If the career didn't take 45+ minutes it would be about my favorite scenario
Good morningI love Chevacchi
>>579044765Chevacchi is currently working as a showhorse now (gravure idol)
>>579044765Prove it.
>>579042589It's over.
>>5790441050%
>>579045115
in the JP server, did the evolved skills released at GrandMaster end Hog domination at CMs or did it still continue? Is she still used in JP? What finally killed her?
>>579043391>Acidentilly brush my mouse wheel 1mm>Another short pops up and autoplays>Scroll back up>It restarted the first oneWhy do zoomers love this dogshit CCP psyop so much?
>>579042019Pace Digitan? I tried pace Dia, but this is beyond comprehension... That's an insane highroll, too. 564 with lead the charge is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. This is truly an authentically weird build that thematically is appropriate for the hentai horse. Based.
>>579045240AND THE WINNER IS CREEKY!!!
Is Lane Legerdemain even usable at all if you want to win?
>>579045548strange thing
>>579045262She's immortal on 2000-2200m track. Probably takes almond eye to make her disappear.
I love my genius wife!And my daughter is okay too I guess
>>579045625if and only if you manage to proc NSM at frame 0 of late-race, and you proc Lane Legerdemain right after.
Creek is mentally ill
>>579046149She's actually the most pure and pristine Uma there is.
Post more potato creek
>>579046239
what pet name would kingu have for you in marriage? and what would your let name be for her?
AutoGODS any suggestion to pace chaser ace decks?So far all I can think is>tachyon>hello>finemo>ssr wit nishino>sr wit marvelous>sr wit fukuCan this work to make something usable and worthy of qualifying to grade A finals?
>>579046319cuuute
>>579046149
>>579046742
>>579046523Run mant for all the best hints.
>>579046887This is hot-chick heaven
>>579046887rice needs to put on some ears socks, damn brat. teasing men with those big things.
>>579046935>>579047179What?
Your cm aces?
>>579047474Cooked
Can you run Guts builds in Open League?What would be the best statline that still is A+For CM19>Run whatever it's Open LeagueJust tell me!
Ushimusume
>>579047547>Can you run Guts builds in Open League?ye u can in fact you can run 6 stam builds on open league
>>579047547A Guts build will inflate your rank. Rub your remaining two brain cells for a moment.
>>579047474Nonexistant
>>579047474consistently 2nd/3rd in lobbieshopefully enough for A finals
>train an uma in my TT team that I havent updated>her career intro didn't auto skip>every other event auto skipped>realize I've only ran her in MANT and never saw her career storyAm I a bad trainer?
>>579047715you're a good trainer
Good morning bros
>>579047598Do dirters produce choccy milk?
Who is the true thread
>>579047679Fuck you nigger
>>579047715Depends on the uma
>>579047787No, only brown umas do.
>>579047547the god of retards
>>579047715That's normal for MANT released umas
>>579047825
>>579047179
Have you checked in on your club today?
>>579047474Xog: Consistent performer, wins oftenCheer Natie pace: Gambler, can win sometimesDia late: Wins once in a blue moon, usually doesn't performVampire Laisu: Cant win or even performCheer Natie late: Super gamble that can podium sometimes but usually cant close out a winDigitan late: Same deal as Natie. Might try rebuilding but probably done building for this CM.
>I'll just mutate Machan for the next CM>med GWhat a useless bitch. An F at least would need fewer inspirations for S.
>>579048039Sex with still and curren while the other two watch
>>579045648Strange things (plural)
>>579047179Don't be mean...
>summer>LITERALLY 0 FRIENDSHIP TRAININGSI'M GOING CRAZYYYYYY
>>579047875This is truuu
>>579048036Mistreating Sweepy is a good thing. She'll learn to love it.
>>579048330Every single part of this pic is pure sex holy moly
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/2BS2wA>https://jiggie.fun/2BS2wAhttps://jiggie.fun/2BS2wA>https://jiggie.fun/2BS2wAhttps://jiggie.fun/2BS2wA
>>579046523Only Hog and pace Hog does not work this CM.>>579047715That's happened to me several times.
>dried up whore decides to never fucking appear during careerthank you for wasting a card slot you stupid dried up bitch
>>579048439Sweepy rape, yes.
Am I the only one who thinks that an even that increases the mood+energy of my trainee means sex?
>>579048652Even if she showed up she only gives points 20% of the time. If only I had another good wit card I'd replace her.
Will they add roll all bingo tokens in the future?This section is retard. You can't control shitIn grubble or princone you can forced reset the box earlier, not here.
>>579048698Mood improves after very satisfying sex.
>>579048768How many are you hoarding for this to not be good enough?
>>579048868>stupidly retarded event that would never emotionally affect a sane person happens>mood downThis meant unsatisfying or no sex... Now I see it...
>>579048868Sex in the karaoke booth is twice as good as sex at the park or the shrine.
>>579048940>spin>25>only 7 items>whole animation again for a single item>spin>25>only 6 items>whole animation again for two items>spin>this repeats 40 timesDisgusting
>>579049028A happy Digitan...
>>579049043Don't hoard 1,000 tokens then. Are you saving all of them until the event is about to close or something?
>>579049028Sex is specially satisfying after rolling anything better than a carrot on the raffle
>>579048768The UI/UX team need jobs so they have to piecemeal them on each anniversary update.Princon got all tokens roll after like what, 6th anniversary?
>>579028718Wait I thought songmaxxing was bad???
>>579049129>unironically defending a shitty systemThis thread is sinking lower than I expected
>>579048952>unsatisfyingumas will keep raping until they are satisfied. Mood downs are from professional trainers DENYING sexNO SEX
wahey
>>579036789I can't win with either of my favorites but I always try... Fuku and Opera are so hard for some reason...
>Only have stamina to do 4.5 run each day, probably spent them all on ace runsFlatline until GL is over.
>>579049263What if the trainer of, say, a certain high-spec small ojou-sama, is about to get raped, but his low self-esteem provoked him premature ED and the uma just chose to ride the wet noodle until the trainer cries himself to unconsciousness as she tries to satisfy herself with the little gummy worm?Does that count for unsatisfying sex?
>>579049327based orange torena
>>579049226We are in Euro hoursThey are a broken people
Prefacing this by saying that I didn't really like Seiun Sky before.I'm playing the Ballroom Seiun Sky career and at the end girl just wants to retire, not be exhausted anymore and just live from fishing and piece of fuck trainer ragebaits her into going back to running, what the hell?let the poor girl be you fucking asshole
>>579049494Here's some uma magic. It magically turns flaccid cocks hard.https://files.catbox.moe/tiy3kj.jpg
I checked that hakuraku site and some umas have 4k skillpoints what the fuck, does the site count the net sp spent on all the skills or does it check the inner data from the app?
>>579049527it's 7am no sane euro is awake unless you have a cushy office job (that's me)
>>579049624Doesn't sound that cushy if you have to be in by 7
>>579048940I haven't spun the wheel since the event started
My tummy hurt this morning, but then I farted quite loud and the pressure was gone.
>>579049659What if the company is so incredibly nice they provide each employee with a special room they can sleep in so they don't have to go home?
>>579049659eh it's alright..... I get home at 3pm instead the standard 9 to 5
>>579049606probably fast learner + hitting good hints
[sweepy spreading her umanko.jpg]
>>579049536Quite similar to the actual career where after a year off racing due to injury they threw 6yo seiun sky into haruten with the outcome as bad as you'd expect
>>579049606it's the undiscounted sp value of learned skills, veteran uma data doesn't keep the hint status and fast learner so original sp can't be recovered until we get the jp patch where it becomes part of veteran data
Tickezo is so cute. I want to kiss her. Then we cry together
>>579049954Please someone try to reenact the moment Tickezo gives anon her first kiss those always make me laugh
[ruby spreading her umanko.jpg]
[akebono spreading her umanko.jpg]
>>579049954I got spooked by her stupid steampunk variant while I was pulling for Machan. I gagged.
[tazuna spreading her umaningenmanko.jpg]
[sei-chan spreading her bokumanko.jpg]
what the fuck did you guys do to go through all images so earlyI just woke up
[Winning Ticket crying my sperms in her umanko taking part in the greatest race in the world ]
>>579049913I don’t get it…
>>579050208WAAAAAAH GO MR. SPERM YOU CAN DO IT WAAAAAH
>>579050153I pulled for her steampunk alt. I am very happy with it.
>>579050208Who will win da womb dahby?
>>579050213You buy 160 base cost skill, haku adds 160 to total even if you got it for cheaper due to hints
>>579050246That is probably the funniest greentext this global thread ever produced>>579050304Only the luckiest sprem can win da womb dahby
>>579049693>https://files.catbox.moe/tiy3kj.jpgYou know you get more tokens if you upgrade the card right?>>579049714Are you being trafficked? Blink twice if you need help.
smoochies?
UMANKO IS AN ADDICTIONSTOP NOW OR YOU'LL BE HOOKED FOREVER
[the ugliest fucking uma.jpg]
[light hello spreading her loose hairy umanko while burping.jpg]
Where are my images?
>>579050515NOT Shakur
>>579050545SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[just a regular image of silence suzukaon her racing outfit looking at viewer]
Orange wifehttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6372161
>>579050545>you will never be light hello trainer during her prime racing years and be the first trainer to dick her umanko
>>579050346I get that since it tells you the cost of all your skills. What about the veteran thing you said
>>579050846>condomsI lost all respect I had
[Satono standing in shock while holding a Dreamcast.jpg]bread is getting too lewd
>>579050864She wouldn't be a desperate loser, if her trainer did his job
>>579050836SILENCE SUZUKA TIGHTS EROTIC
[whore of tracen image]Grand Live is a good scenario
>>579050846Fucking Fuku senseless is lucky everyday
>>579050970We know, Falco
>>579050915Ups, wrong imagehttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5036971
>>579050970Curren is cute!
>>579051019Excellent, respect regained + based + bless you kinda dissapointing none of those posts had a 7
[spe revealing that she has chestnut colored pubes]
Derbnes Derbyon
[mare pussy contracting.webm]
>>579050441I have her at 3LB and she does that. I even borrowed MLB and she still barely gave any points>catboxUOH
[completely generic danbooru repost of an uma nobody cares about by an artist nobody knows with zero context]
[a pic of spicaman]Hi
Next bread will be Creek
I've got an important video of Tosen Jordan moving her fingers around one another.
>>579051161>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6372161I highlight links to open in a new tab and 4chan greentexts them. Don't think too hard about it.
>>579051205She's DUMBShe's got a burger pocket.
>>579051098Yeah that would have been funny
Curren_running.webmIf you don't run like this you aren't prepared to pass.
>>579051173>by an artist nobody knowsWho cares whether people post things by known artists?? What does that have to do with anything
Do you guys want me to make a thread now?
Uh oh melty
YOU HAVE TO BAKE
[light hello's topless showing you her chubby belly and sweaty hairy armpits.jpg]
I am making a thread now
>>579051285Probably posted by one of those unknown artists that never get posted
>>579051392I wonder whether girlfeets fan also likes armpits to smell vinegary.
HE'S REACHING
they're all lasered bro only the country umas have body hair
>>579050892They eventually add the original SP value the uma achieved in her profile, next to where it says how many races she ran and such, so we can tell how much actual SP an uma got once we get that patch.https://files.catbox.moe/sk8rtz.jpg
[Light Hello's sweaty pregnant umanko as she entices you to have labor inducing sex.jpg]
[oguri and tamamo sitting at a table.jpg]next bread will have faster image posting
I'm going to have intercourse with Matikanefukukitaru
>>579051526>>579051526>>579051526
>>579051510ok thank you please make many more Matikanes because they are very good and we always need more
