>>578949661>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com
>not sucky
>>579046334Horsex
Majsoul Friends Room 37208(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=37208
>>579046798started
>>579046660In your dreams
>>579047120too thin
cockdickballs
>all the rooms during my early morning and workday fill in 20 seconds, anons are literally racing at breakneck speeds to get into them>all the rooms I join after work take 15 minutes to fill minimumA plague on your houses
>>579047246only burgers play mahjong here
>>579047246>A plague on your horses
>europosers posting doko but never making koko
>>579047517they are a lazy peopletaking naps in the afternoon and eating dinner at 10 pm
doko
>>579047517Everyone with agency moved here. nyaa!
Just 3 more hours until I make it to friday night, I'm gonna make it
>>579033352Here's 4: Dora Dora Emotion, Animahjong V3, Elf All Stars Datsui Jan 3, Mahjong Yonshimai.
why are all /mjg/ger saints twinks? where is the fat fuck representation>inb4 cunny saintexception that proves the rule
>>579048932jong is stored in the folds
>>579047656I genuinely don't remember what was that minigame even about, I only remember this picture
Just beat phase 20 with 3 gold rooms. Easy peasy, now to unlock these bitches.
>>579048347>Elf characters strip mahjong gameFuuuuck why did I never heard of this until now
>>579049317I don't even remember the picture. My guess is the nyagger training minigame from a couple years ago
>>579049317It's a training game where you have 5 stats and some go up and down when you choose one and a lot of people just made the cat sleep all day
Majsoul Friends Room 71173(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=71173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGvkTbdNNLMkoko
>>579049357>last four>bitchesWho's going to tell him?
>>5790497322/4!!
>>5790497323/4
>>579049448Elves are just humans with pointy ears, anon. It's the equivalent of going for Tahitian vanilla ice cream instead of Madagascar.
>>579049930funny you say that because for a game studio named Elf they only had like 2 games that has elves in it
>>579049930Elves aren't humans but with pointy ears. They shouldn't even be compared to subhumans. They're foul, haughty, treehugging creatures that deserve nothing but rape.
>>579049732started!!
>>579049708>a lot of people just made the cat sleep all dayThis is the cat's primary function and it has become exceedingly efficient at it.
>>579046798ggs bros
>>579046798wj
>>579046798GG
>>579046798bgs
>>579049732
>>579048932How on earth would you know?
>wj
>>579051138Pretend you don't see it. Like a mumbling homeless man on the street
>The new madoka movie is sequel bait slop again>Madoka is barely in it>Homura gets diffed by some OCdonutsteal charactersImagine being one of the anons hyped for this
>>579051116you just can tell from listening to commentary that the voice is coming from a body lighter than 70kg
>>579051178Hats will never forget or forgive what one homeless man did to them
>>579051351I still remember this once a week and laugh
Odds grab a borger+friesEvens grab a couple beers
>>5790516150 and you make cook
>>579051615odds you don't eatevens you don't drink
with all the seething about blobs and I came posts, I'm surprised no one has said anything about this garbage
>>579051930but is older as 4chan
>>579051930nobody seriously seethes about blobs though, do they?
>>579051723reroll
>>579052070of course not, no one can be mad at such kind inhabitants of a peaceful land
>anons didn't realize that the "melty" was actually about the endearing parts of /mjg/ culture which is why he focused on the rituals endemic to the general
>>579051310everything after the original series is just pure slop baiting yuritards for their money
>>579051310>diffedcan someone translate? I don't speak yuri
>>579049732gegeBACK TO 3/4 AGAIN!
>anons didn't realize that the "melty" was always about mbaacc
>>579049732started
>>579052229I've always used it in the context of patches and Unix's diff(1), so I have no idea what he means.
>>579049448It also has animated undressing scenes, it's a great game.
>>579052114>kind inhabitants >peaceful landOh yeah? Explain this warface.
>>579052070Stop using random filenames dipshit
>>579052881Kill yourself
>>579052881she is angry at you for not accepting her gifts
>>579052920It's the original unix timestamp from the saved file. They're not random you silly sod.
bravo burgerkeks
shartiablob is the kind low quality posting that our /a/ncestors would've been able to self-moderate out ofwhy is this such a lost craft?
OMG OdinEdge haii~What dogshit youtube videos did you watch today?Did have fun rolling a new "horsie" as you call them?What low effort garbage blob did you make today?Are you going to change 1 pixel to get pass my MD5 filters again?When are you going to kill yourself?
Copeposting about deal ins is mjg bread and butter but framing it as a WWYD is a disingenuous ploy to get Yous and irritating to anons who open the image thinking it's an invitation to actually discuss an interesting situation
>>579046798Yurine looks weird here.
>>579053192I've posted half the blobs in this thread and I have no idea who that even is.I'm straight though, so I don't use IRC.
uh oh melty
I am getting mass reported on Twitter dot com.
what's the opposite of a melty?
>>579053448Hate speech?
>>579052229Diff is short for difference. In the parlance of competitive multiplayer games such as League of Legends, getting diff'd means that the skill difference between you and your counterpart on the opposing team is extremely large.
>>579053492fate/unlimited codes
>>579053492Ruby-chan! Hai!Nani ga suki? Choco mint, yori mou anata!Ayumu-chan! Hai!Nani ga suki? Strawberry flavor, yorimo anata!Shiki-chan? Hai!Nani ga suki? Cookie and Cream, yorimo anata!Minna! Hai!Nani ga suki? Mochiron daisuki AiScReam!
>>579053573Oh, so his wife got outskilled? oh no
>>579053612Hahi! Singing up from the heart!
one melty, please?
>>579053542The best kind.
>>579053692She left the group, anon. Nothing will ever be the same
>>579053779>only trash ass losers can't luckshit
>>579053960PictureOfASmugMaidHoldingATeacup.jpg
>>579053960if that's your takeaway from this then you truly are 3rd rate
>>579053960trvthnvke 2bh
>>579053573Maybe it's not the same for leagueshit (never played it), but in the context of anime powerlevel shit it's short for difficulty. If x gets "low diffed" by y, it means y beat x easily. On the other hand, he used "diffed" by itself, so either he mistyped or it's something else.
I tried using fruity lingo for attention but I failed
Not all hope is lost...This is your boarding call for flight 10. Go read Ten from the beginning to the end if you haven't before.
>>579054378i'm noten
>>579054431
>>579049732gege
>>579049732GGseven though gyaru ragequit near the end
>>579054431That's a chombo. Your punishment is reading Ten
>>579049732ggs
>>579054364Ay gg man lingo diff fr fr. Totes haps if you get high key mogged.
>>579054571name and shame
>>579049732abysmal fucking game.
>>579054571did someone dama?
>>579049732I cant believe I lost to you fucking trash shitters
>>579054606you should be mad at the damanigger instead
>>579054634only he did
>>579053192name schizo damas in friendlies what a surprise.
>>579054792naming Shouryu, Odinedge, Floats and Reggro is justified.
>>579054720E4
This is the real reason why you just name and shame. Otherwise the thread gets filled with people asking who did it and trying to goad each other into having melties.
>>579055023Not a problem for old /mjg/ btw
>>579055087Old /mjg/ were savages who would normalize dama in friendlies. We now know to be better than that.
I think people who adopt baby rulesets for their personal matches, in any game and not just mahjong, are massive fucking faggots and should all kill themselves.
>>579047635I also have two weeks of paid vacation time right now life couldn't be better as a yuropoor
>>579055164>who would normalize dama in friendliesrightfully so, troonko
We're in a melty mood today, huh?
>>579055164but they never did in the end
Another case solvedninomiyahana-2.png
>>579055435
What is Ganbaruby doing on my lap?!
>>579055435>tamedama in friendlies
>>579055435if you really needed to check and didnt intuitively know who damad from context clues ywnbadjane-888.png
>>579055581Good positional dama>>579055435Garbage dama, playing for 4th place
I dama in friendlies and it's hilarious.I also spam emotes before I click Ron.
oooo mah bettybetwhy do you dama so bettybet
>>579055619they're both good damas because they made someone mad enough to post them
I prefer playing with damafags in friendlies because then I can also dama without melties in the thread
>>579055435Wowwww that's gay as shit.
Is anyone surprised that Betty is a fucking nigger?
>>579055821>Betty is a fucking niggerYou mean he has sex? With your dear mother perchance?
>>579055435>>579055581Dama is justified as revenge for an early dama.
Dama is fucking based because it makes "people" mad.
Classic burger hours /mjg/
>tameron>dama>ragequit a friendly>have a melty in the threadWhy is Betty like this?
I don't get melties.I can't get mad at you guys!
Name: Yoo SooeunCV (JP): Inagaki KonomiCV (KR): Bang SiuBirthday: October 27thHeight:165cmStyle: Flamboyant and flawlessFavourite Yaku: Paarenchan
>>579055969Jane huggies for this nice and caring Miraianon!
>>579055960But it's euro hours...
>play 10 matches in any mode>(with no AI)
Burger hours just keep getting better
>>579055960It's like 2am in america, wnpoko...
>>579056130it only matters that burger players are involved
>>579056130Not on the important coast
Just 40 minutes until my burger hours start. The hours when I eat a burger
>>579056005another gook? guess the game is doing well there
>>579056218Xapitan...
>>579056005I love tummy
>>579055969This, but only because I don't care.Wow, you did something stupid on purpose. Knock yourself out. Me having fun doesn't depend on what others do.
>>579056005Much better than late trend-chasing with a knock-off Uma Musume.
i refuse to play with or get to know anyone outside of mjg because who else will accept me for discarding pei 1man hatsu hatsu ton chun row one?
>>579056005Hags have no business dressing like that.
>>579056754only a certain breed of /mjg/oids plays with training wheels, so no one will get it anyway
>>579056816you don't need training wheels to read it, are you retarded?
>>579056816training wheels are irrelevant to that spelling out nigger you retarded mouthbreaking sand monkey
>>579056005literally indistinguishable from all the other rc sluts
Lets make the team tourney real.Damanigger: can only dama, and gets extra points for winning this way.RiiCHADS: can only riichia nd gets bonus for winning this wayNoten: Gets massive points for getting noten at drawTenpai: gets massive points for getting tenpai at drawEveryone can do open tanyao without restriction. There, everything is done, now make it happen, TO.
What's your main on the scale from pei da uma uma to pei o nuk'
>>579057012>buffing riichitards furtherbad tourney
>>579057012So RP tourney but less complex?
>>579057063>scared of riichiI accept your concession
Someone left an empty pizza box in the toiler stall at work and it smells so good
Remember, honors are more genbutsu than terminals
>>579057012another idea guy...
tonpuu tornado tourney
>>579057340no shit
>>579057463There is no shit because the guy plays Sinon
>>579057340>chiitoi daburii with 2 dora in starting handchrist
Anons what game is this?https://x.com/4eajt/status/2093211956283084967
>>579057571we've been talking about it for 3 days now retard
>>579057571Riichi City
>>579057012How about the Prison Tourney?It'll be the prisoner's delema but for mahjongIf all players get noten, then every player gets 1 point. If one player has tenpai, then he gets three points and each noten player loses one point. if two players get tenpai, the noten players get 2 points, if three players are in tenpai, they each lose 1 point, and if everyone is in tenpai every one loses 4 points. If you riichi and tsumo, you lose 4 points. if you dama with anything less than a mangan, you lose 4 points. If you call, nothing happens.Everything revolves around whether you take a risk or play it safe and how much you rely on everyone else.
>>579057591I was not here because I was busy joining the mahjong summer camp and someone locked the porta potty for three days
>>579057591Please go easy on Sprout, they don't have brains and only reaxt to light.
>>579057715it's ok, Mikotard. here >>578961723
>>579057507
>>579057696The prisoner's dilemma doesn't account for 25% of the prisoners being bad actors that deliberately drag everyone else down for the sake of being dicks
>>579057897>/mjg/ is more low trust than a prison
>>579056836>>579056841how else do you get it without training wheels, no one calls hatsu "G"
>>579057696Sounds solid as it is. If no one has something to add, we can start doing it
>>579057571grim
>>579058004you see it in your head
>>579057696>delemadelema balls
How big do you like them?
>>579058042The boss was an ojii-san
>4 wins in Jadepredict my 5th game
>>579058174Tf is an otaku style pon
>>579058219you are an m1 loopin luckshitteryour 5th win is guaranteed
>>579058174Oh my god I have to worry about being branded a chigyu in mahjong too???
>>579058259Fuck you, I always fight like a warrior, and not rely on luckshitting faggots like you.
Part of me enjoys Ten but another part of me is too much of a modern digikek to really enjoy the style they play in... not to mention that they're playing for control of mahjong parlours, which, well...
>>579058219don't be cocky mokocchi. GET 4TH GET 4TH GET 4TH GET 4TH
>>579058274>ju>born on kyuu/kyuu
>>579058219I predict a big win in your near future Kotiobro
>>579058219I got 4 wins and I'm not going to lie to you, I don't think I could have lost my 5th if I was trying to. The mahjong gods will favour you
>>579058382you're the one about to get winning streak (the permanent brand of being a terminal luckshitter)
>turn 2I wish I had a hand like this every time...
>>579058241PON DE GOZARU
>>579057696this only really works if you can communicate with the other players during the game for the mind games
>>579058487he's just that CRAZY
>>579058786Everyone will just pick ally, it's only logical
>>579057696Sounds like some kinda Tenpai Prison.
Any teens here?
>>579058487Isn't he obsessed with symmetry? I think his favourite yaku is chiitoi as well.
>>579058980Already been posted /v/ermin
>>579058925I'm picking betray because you picked betray last time
>>579058980i couldn't afford the rulebook this year
Today's Guest at Mahjong GAY BAR is...Shibuya ABEMAS Member Matsumoto Yoshihiro P ▶18:00~23:00Staff Michiko ManatoAll-You-Can-Drink Men ▶1 hour ¥3,000 Women ▶1 hour ¥2,000 Subsequent 2nd hour onward 30 min ¥1,000 Business Hours 18:00~23:00
>>579058727RonIttsuu1000
>>579059132>more expensive for menwe truly live in a society
>>579059176someone ippatsu'd on turn 7, it was a garbage round.
>>579059336Gotta account for men drinking more than women in those hours.
>Customers who prefer Yui Yagi will automatically take a seat in her assigned room
>>579060380>customers who prefer yagooey will take seats in her assigned roomBut there are no retards with garbage taste in the minigame afaik
After a bit of testing, whickey cola flavored canned drink seems to be the meta, got me more drunk than fruit flavored ones despite having the same percentage of 7
>>579060747lol are you drinking Woodstock? some things never change.
>>579060805Not quite. They don't even sell those in my country afaik
>>579060948Unluggy. But drinking canned 7% whiskey cola is a time-honoured tradition. Your ancestors are proud.
>same percentage>more drunk
>>579061056Prolly has to do something with other shit they put in there. Mahjong
I gave my dog a raspberry and now he's angry with me
Alcoholic uncs crawling all over the shoppe
only dog and mystery jyanshi left
>>579061246You'll be one of them.... sooner or later.
>>579061246My alcoholic years (13-25) are long since behind me.
If I buy strange Chinese cigarettes, will I become better at mahjong?
>>579061246I learned to drink in my 6th grade, stopped after graduating college.
#M-League 2026-27 New Uniforms
>>579061281>mystery jyanshiIt's the owner of the Cabana
>>579061803For me, it's Drivens and Raiden.
>>579061803Best: Drivens. Worst: Pirates.
>>579061803My goat would look so cool in the new uniform but they picked some rando for a photo
>>579061967
>>579061896>fishnetYou plapped these twinks?
>>579061806yuzu?
>>57906200315 years later... Asapin returns.
>>579061803
>>579062003Asapink
>>579062003>>579062384post sakura knights
>>5790620033 yuzus and an uma
>>579061379I literally cannot care about alcohol and only drink when I get peer pressured enough by my friends. Fucking hate alcoholic's drink culture "oooh you're not one of us, you're not destroying your health you party pooper"
>>579061281Open all Silver rooms for the doggo
>>579062761oooh you're not one of us, you're not destroying your health you party pooper
My burger hours have passed and now I'm full of hamburger. I'm gonna take a nap now
>>579062846I have no money left
I played the new Strip Mahjong game on my Quest 3 and I gotta say, I like it.
I have never drank alcohol
>>579063117based
I drink my own cum
>>579063117How can you call yourself Skibidi if you've never Bibbity?
Mahjong??
>>579063334holy mahjongas!
tourney doko
>>579063117*Drunk
dranketharu-0.png
I don't like nor hate alcohol. But I don't like drinking alone. Which means I very rarely drink. The latest times I drank a lot were on new year's eve and at mahjong summer camp.
>>579063552You me the sanma league.
>>579063842You know what? FineI would sing up.
It's almost sanma September.
>>579063823You should join us on 11/21 where 90% of the people in the thread are beyond blackout drunk.>>>/a/285031489
>>579064208I only drink once a year, and that is the day.
>>579064243Please let me be sober enough to join a room this year...
>>579062530
>>57906420811/21? Isn't SnW on the first saturday of the year? Or is it another anime at this date?
>>579064587I might have mixed the dates with the Calvados check thread. Don't worry about it.
>>579051310the fools dont understand they are being milked
>>579052186rebellion was good, equal or maybe even better than original series.
>>579061803Not one of these is an upgradeGuess they're doing it so they have more merch to sell
>>579064558ayy lmao
>>579064558They really went all in on the editing.
>>579064558it looks uncanny, something about how the head
>>579065050Besides the usual asian beauty filters, the hair makes it clear it's a cutout.
>>579064558Hori without all those pockmarks is uncanny
>>579064985Yeah I think they must have new outfits every years... except Jets seems the same.>>5790618032025-2026 outfit for comparison.>>579064670Well if it's in january 2 I'll have to pass, I'll be in japan playing mahjong at this time.
>>579065294Drivens lmao
>>579065369Would wear if I went golfing.
lmao
>>579065538Based.
>>579065294>Well if it's in january 2 I'll have to passYou can't just pass. Stay up and watch. This is an order.
>Check M-League website>Even with everyone at 0, Asapin is still last placeoh no no no no
>>579065675it's so unfathomably over
>>579065650Animorphs looking ahh photo.
>>579065294Abemas were the same every year, weren't they?
I just know Asapin is going to get brutally digital-mogged by Futoshi this M League season.
>>579065538There he is, my fucking goat
Isn’t it a bit odd that there’s only one Jyanshi who has a child?
https://www.youtube.com/live/1bdqB_K1Sko
>>579065935It's just that someone had fun with Sawako because she's the best woman and everyone else took their turn later. Can't blame them
>>579065935In my fantasy Ichihime is my wife and we currently have 12 kittens
>>579066276Based
>>579066276you have to have a bunch since their lifespan is so low
>the new BA fat girl has detachable glasses in lobby and she even squints when you take them offThis should be a feature in every single game that features girls in glasses. Also, fuck them for not doing the same to her l2d
>>579066276In my fantasy, the kittens are not yours.
>>579066513Ichihime is immortal
>>579066702Why is she flipping the bird?
>>579066276>share the (almost) same daydream with anonbasedichihime-11.png
>>579066574it's insane how BA is the most soulful gacha game ever made
>>579066935Holy shit, her eyes are the same size as mine when she squints except that's me with my eyes wide open.
>>579067083nihao nigga
Sex with Kotone or Dabriel?
>>579067149My eyes are small even when compared to the Chinese.
>>579067208Izuna
>>579067083But that's the size of normal non-anime, non-asian eyes
Mahjong mentioned! Collab incoming, brace yourselves
>>579066704but her litter isn't
>>579066702SEXOOOOOOOO
>>579066935>most soulful gacha gameso still completely soulless thenthere's a reason only unensouled beings (indonesians et al.) play these games
>>579067481It will end worse than BA
I am playing a soulful game right now
I hate uma musume and blue archive
>>579067590it might be
I lost so badly that I muted every male character in the game and went for a walk outside.
>>579069017did you bring your phone with you when you took a walk
>>579068830Don't worry, I checked.
Manatee jyanshi when
>>579069094Yes, of course.
>>579069017Happens to the best of us.
Played mahjong gold roomGot 4th with a B+ ratingGot 1st with an A-In the 2nd match I was constantly scared of some stupid deal in that could rob me of 1st. Mahjong is very scary
What's the average rank of FOC? I meant REAL one if they played ranked.
>>579070018m1 looper
>>579070018Around expert 2
>>579069995When in doubt just fold and wait for someone to deal in
>>579070018M1 looper. Gold is easy to beat, Jade not so much
>>579070018>I meant REAL one if they played ranked.If they played ranked they would stop sucking so probably M3-S1.
Who's the most hated /mjg/er and why is it B***y?
>>579070018I doubt any anon would seriously be stuck in gold room if they tried, even our worst loopers stomp their way to baseline everytime.
>>579070723its NTRO
I want to play stripjong but they ruined Mizuki's design.....
>>579070018Every long term fock I've seen that goes back to ranked usually bottoms out at around M2
Speaking of. Doko?
i like ****y
Why do dokos always gets instafilled 2 minutes after the room is posted?
>>579071360No you don't.
>>579071360How?
>horse barely cracks top 6
>>579071563Higher demand than supply
>>579071563Someone's botting
Momo had enough of unyuu time
>>579071563Stop funposting and make one.
>>579071859Aphex Twin reference?
Post Cynthia-7s
>>579071859>mokoubuchi
Is it time?
TIME FOR YUZU
It's time
YUUUUZUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!1!
stop
doko start
i am playing ranked
euro-/mjg/ can't doko to save their own lives
>>579072536It's Friday during prime wagie hours.
Y ZY ZY Z
Every time I make a koko on my phone the koko dies if I tab out
rc shills should normalize rcokos during euro hours
>>579072662just splitscreen 4chan and majsoul on the phone, what are you poor?
mjs should have an in-game voicechat so the other players can hear me sing
You? Zoo.
>>579073015I also sing to myself when playing
>>579072262time for what exactly
>>579073209singing tourney doko
>>579073015rc has this
>>579072929I can do that? I just got a new phone and I can
>>579073015your mumble mjs friendlies eyedoru?
>>579073119
Majsoul Yuzu Room 84905(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=84905
>>579072929I bought a phone that has an earphone jack and an SD cart slot so it can't do that.
>>579073858Started
But I'm at work...
>>579073515You're welcome. I prefer running kurobaEX as a pop-up window on top of majsoul.>>579073869That shouldn't be mutually exclusive
>>579062473>アサピンクではありません
Is flow book 1 worth reading
>>579075029it's worth reading for the lol
I managed to go from 35k to 12k I'm so embarassed.... My points...
19,000 yen later, all of the cards from the Pop'n Music and Mahjong Fight Girl "collaboration."It really doesn't count when they're the same company does it?
>>579075334I think her right eye (our left) is too far to the right (our left).
>>579075362>sanma
>>579075362managed to escape 4th back to 2nd , wew
>>579075393it adds to her derpy charm
>>579075334we're this (___) far away from reinventing ogey rrat.
>>579075918Excuse me?
>walking around shinjuku>some hotels offer a "rest" booking option where you can stay for 3 hoursthat's pretty cool. i wish they did that over here
>>579076092what would you do for 3 hours
>>579076154It's more for the hotels to have a way to make money between checkout and check-in time assuming they can quickly clean the room. Most probably just use it to rest their feet or take a quick shower.
>>579075743blobs aren't supposed to be derpy
>>579076154Have a nap
>>579076154unyuu tiem
>>579076154make a koko
>>579076154rest
i played 2 ranked games and now I am exhausted
Is the VR game any good?
>>579076154drugs
there are better mahjong games and there are better boob gamesare there better mahjong boob games? also yes
I listened to some of Aru's lines, it's kinda funny how she tries too hard to speak like a renowned lady that it loops back to her sounding like a dork
>>579076154Sex
nobody cares
>>579076154Queue ranked
>>579076000pardun
>>579076993
my fourth place avoidance has sucked latelyI feel like I'm getting 4th 35% of the time
>>579077162Have you considered ippatsumo?
>>579077159try talking about something other than mahjong
>>579077248BA isn't mahjong
Doko?
>>579077280shimaidonatarashiako-4.png
>>579076993many are saying this about BA
>>579077125>>579075334FINALLY!IT WAS SO WORTH ENDURING SHARTIABLOBS!FINALLY THAT STUPID OC EDIT TREND EVOLVED INTO SOMETHING CUTE!
>>579077280UUUOOOOOOHHHH ACHIGA SLUTS PAPA KATSU TIEMMM!!1!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMJsCLjbnHI
the kana one is cute I will give you that, but that is not even a blob
>>579077506blobs are cute though
>>579073858gg
>>579073858ggs, incredible baiman
Stop the blobaganda
>>579073858Ggs. Pooshing is so much fun when you're not punished for it
>>579077612No. They aren't.
>>579077719sheep wouldn't say this
Sheep hates niggers, and blobs are niggercore, so it checks out
>>579076473Idk how the streamers do it for 3+ hours. If I play any more than 2-3 games a day I start feeding points
>>579077783Sheep only likes cute things, like shawn.
we gaan
>>579077529Chi
>>579074584You'd think so but that's exactly the case. Most flagship and high-end phones only have internal storage and no earphone jack. While the cheap to mid-range ones offer them. Only one brand (Sony) does it differently but they charge way too fucking much for a mid range phone. I am not spending $600 just to use an SD card and iems on their flagship phone.
>>579077881
>>579078002
>>579077973Phones have multitask UI since 2020 (that's at least my experience with Samsung), surely there's a phone from that era with a jack and slot.
>>579078353My phone doesn't have split screen in the settings for some reason but i can force it with Be Nice app
4th again...
>>579078563just you wait, the piracy laws will catch up with your crimes eventually
Its time alright. Time for the /mjg/ Revitalization Project.
WAKE UP BURGERS !!!
I'm sorry for ruining /mjg/
Why? it's comfy now.
>>579079052im not
https://youtu.be/fas_tnQYejYcynthia-6r.png
>>579079142epic fail
I'm Saint 2 here's my schedule if you want to actually rank up9:00 AM>Normal cup of coffee + 20mg of Adderall11:00 AM>Energy drink to hold me over12:00 PM>Lunch2:00 PM>Second Adderall dose + second energy drink5:00 PM>Second coffee (usually double shot espresso)7:00 PM>Dinner + decaf coffee
why are they called honor tiles if I always discard them first
newfags see more than 10 seconds delay between each post and immediately scream that /mjg/ is dying. wake me when there is 30 minutes delay between posts
>>579079459But when's time for mahjong?
MJG IS DYINGaru-4.png
>>579079573They're called fanpai
Mjg died in 1672.
when were u men mjg dieded?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>579080528Ippattsumo inc
>>579078353I bought a midrange a53 in 2019 and that phone does not have an earphone jack.>>579080528Did you win that hand?
earphones are usb now unct. unc
>>579081202That confused me since I bought an IEM recently. Like how does a USB transmit sounds. Just went and picked a 3.5mm jack to be sure
MY SANDOKO MY SANDOKO MY SANDOKO AAAAAAAAAAA >>579081071 nyo...
>>579081202I hate dongles. No I'm not an audiophile or anything. It's just troublesome
>>579061056Adding sugar to your booze gets you drunk quicker
>>579077936I wasn't aware she could be this smug.
>be Steve>got today's WWYD right, even if I knew it didn't matter
you guys actually dont know what unc means?protip: its not uncle
>>579082051It means uncortisoled
>>579046334Now that the dust has settled, what do we think of horsey?
>>579082232The dust hasn't even settled
>>579082232Not worth getting. Foxhag ftw
>>579082232I don't think we'll see horsea mains. Still a nice and genki design with neat emotes.
>>579082232Horsey a cute and good emotes
>>579080059I was at uma when phone ring"mjg is die""no"
>>579082232good emotesokay voicebad design
>>579082232bad emotesterrible voicegood designelmers
>I know you are already tenpai for 12000, but you are also yonshanten from guzen sanshoku??????????
>>579081684Did you deal in with the 5p? If so, deserved because honrouto is the same as dora 2, so you switch.
>>579082232Red hare/10
>rolling for the uma instead of waiting for the actual uma collab this fallishygdtt
>>579083468Apparently, it's not going to happen because chinks and japs have bad blood.
Majsoul Friends Room 91989(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=91989koko
>>579082339>horsea
>>5790836522spoopy
>>579083652started
>>579083652did anything of note happen in the manga in recent years?
>>579084209dunno I just jerk off to Miko-chan
>>579082232I felt lukewarm at first but now she's peak sex, at the same tier as bunnyAlso fantastic flow
>>579083718chotto matte...
how can you hate our best commentator?
>>579084890i dont hate myself?
>>579083468cygames won't whore their horses out to the chinks, not with all the licensing issues that might arise
>>579084890I don't like his joker laugh
>>579084890I think he's peak soul, one of my favorite anons despite the nigger tantrums he goes on sometimes.
>>579085476He's forced soul
Which commentators are brown?
>>579085819Spiritually all of them
>>579085819We'd finish faster if we just list the commentators that are white.
rank the commentators
>>579082232Uma fatigue/10
>>579083652gg thanks for the gameichihime-11.png
>>579083652ggs
>modded all foid jyanshis to hyper proportionsI fixed the game.
I'm at work
>>579087275So you left Hannah untouched?
sooo...which collab
>>579087718Saki
>>579087718Phi Brain collab
Snoop Dogg collab
>>579087870Already busy with Hitman.
>>579087718Classroom of the Elite. I'll be the famous Arisu.
>when the universe really wants you to chiitoiwhy does this happen
>>579087870I'll be the famous Tupac
>>579087870ill be the famous dog
>>579088023Everyone here would use Ayanokoji right? He's literally me
>>579088027This but chanta. God, i hate chanta
>>579088153We love chanta here
>>579088136I would use Kei.
We already had an Akagi rerun. There's literally no other collab that could surpass it.
>>579088474Why don't the prillya characters get korean names
>>579088474horsiekeks? what went wrong?
>>579088729They didn't get the collab.
>>579088474>6thwhat went wrong?
>>579088764So what do Koreans see when Illya shows up in a match?
>>579088937Jerk off, what else.
>>579087718Saki 20th anniversary will happen... right?
There are no more good Saki characters left so a 3rd Saki collab would be mid
The horse is really mid. I wouldn't be surprised if many rolled for the new effects, got spooked by the horse, played her once in ranked then maybe never use her again. She just lacks the sex appeal snake has.
>>579089208I have hired this Yuki to stare at you.
>>579089294Just imagining getting Taco is giving me an aneurismDjey after every call
>>579089208Just add skins to current ones like Akagi
Collab outfit doko
>>579088764Really? How gives?
Malejong
VGC Day 1 | 2026 Pokémon World Championships
>>579089208>does he know
>>579090492NTRO was right
sinon eating dogshit
>>579090492Wake me up for the vgc master finals.
>>579090865He wasn't. He called it a blob
>>579090865No? Get back in the chair.
>>579090865By calling attention to it he has caused them to double down, you know
>>579091701Same shit
I'm turning into a kinshiblob!
>>579090865Am I supposed to understand this?
>>579091902Leave Aika out of this.
>>579089208>suckiwho care
this is the first time where learning doesn't work. It's just too complicated, it's time to give up
>>579088474Akagi collab rerun is the strongest collab by far lol.
>>579092768This isn't working...
>>579082232She's ok, but she's mostly propped up by umafags using her as a surrogate jyanshi because there will never ever be an uma collab (thank god)
>>579092663Many are saying this
Artemis II congressional space medal of honor ceremonycynthia-7.png
>>579087718Is it not obvious?
I SEE INTO THE FUTURE THAT THE NEXT THREAD WILL BE GOOD
I see into the future the Toki will be DEAD.
you either die a toki or live long enough to be a chihori
>>579094065dont think they can handle another collab
>>579086445
the thread is dead all the actual mahjong discussion happens in L's twitch chat
>>579091701ACABall cynthias are blobs
>>579094704But he's not streaming right now
Europoors ruined the general again.
>>579094916*seaniggers and mostly amerisharts and a few shounenspicsftfy
>>579094916Never thought I'd see the day where burgers are the heroes of this general
>>579095070SEAfriends are a pillar of this community.
>>579094704And why can't we discuss Mahjong here? I think we can
>>579089250yeah I'm pissed I didn't start buying the monthly packs a few years ago when I originally tried learning mahjong. was planning on doing it so I could get a nice character if I ever came back and tried learning again and now lo and behold I got cucked out of sexo snek. guess I'll start now and hope sheep is good but I'm not that optimistic about it.
>>579095427nobady cares
>>579095410really? what have they achieved or contributed to /mjg/
>>579095751How new are u
>>579095810I accept your concession
>>579089427>Djey
>>579089208Off the top of my head Awai, Retard Master, Monkey, and Nelly
>>579096351
>>579096351And the spooky one, I always forget her name.
Here's your collab character
At some point I grew paranoid and started checking my friendlist every time I turn MJS on just to see if someone unfriended me, but now I realize it's not that I'm afraid someone deleted me, but rather I hope someone deleted me, especially after seeing the state the thread is in.
>>579097035done
>>579096351For me (out of the girls we don't have) it's Kuro, Ryuuka, Hirose, and Shibuya.
>>579095751I complained about the disgusting jeet league commentators
>>579097787based
Will AI ever be advance enough that it can read my game logs and give me a celestial tier verbal log review with in depth explanations?
>>579096698A Hat in Time?!
>>579097878It already is?
Roadtrip anon here.I survived.Not looking forward to the return trip since it was long and BORING.Eh well maybe not entirely boring but still time consuming.
>>579098050just turn on cruise control and play mahjong
>>579097878this >>579098028, you just need to give it a mortal tool call and it will explain each decision
>>579098139I think that is not possible.Hmm mahjong audiobooks though.
>>579098028If you ask deepseek about a wwyd it will take 10 minutes to answer
I should start streaming mahjong on Twitch like L.
>>579098268How fast were you riding your bike?
>>579098028>>579098168Really?!I have a vague memory of anons telling me it wasn't very good at it.Which model should I redeem?
>>579098486I was driving for eight hours.
>>579089628Kids erotic ToTSupposedly, laws regarding underage characters gambling. Honestly, not sure about the double standards, given they still have Haruna and Momo; maybe something to do with them not owning the IP? Or that Prillya carries a bigger no-no factor because of the whole mana transfer and other things they might deem inappropriate?
>>579098574it'll just hallucinate a reason for whatever mortal chose
>>579096698oh mah drills.
>>579098753I pass time driving my shitbox almost that long by playing loud music. I do want to kill myself though if I face heavy traffic. It's so exhausting.
>>579098442what's stopping you
>>579097990A PECK NECK
What's the amount of deditated wam I should have server
>>579098574probably claude or openaiyou'll need to tell them to upload the log to mortal, and give them a copy of RB1 or RMS so they could give you some sort of logical reason for everything
>>579099717About 20 yagooeys
>>579099717I'm sorry what
>Try to play Konaste MFC>It's literally streamed from some random PC across the world with no option to download itWHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?
>>579100209kek
>>579100209You are a newcutie till you hit 10k games
>>579100209Rank?
>>579100209well it depends on how hard the tax accountant exam is. maybe its really easy
>>579100209>tax accountantpseudo jew detected
>>579100531saint 2
>>579100635Being a tax accountant is actually the most punk rock thing you can do in this world.
>>579100209I played the game for 5 years and I'm still expert 1, he'll be fine
>>579100742ImpressiveIt only took me one deranking in Jade for me to snap
>>579101130But did you play ranked for 5 years
LuckyL stream doko
>>579101407Make a tourney first
>>579101373I played mahjong.Fun game.
>>579102005Not the same thing, I'm afraid.
AutokokoJoin here https://autotable.riichi.moe/?gameId=jidoutakuFor voice chat download Mumble and connect to riichi.moeDownload Mumble here https://www.mumble.info/downloads/Room music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH--slMNUU0
>>5791024213/4
>>579102572>>579102421Does /mjg/ really play with vc?
>>579102640Only for autotable
>>579102640Yes we love recording esl accents
>>5791024214/4
where are all these newcuties coming from?
>>579102946From your Miko eggs.
>>579102640How else am I going to train my commentatorBOT for next league?
you are all free now
What would you do with your life if you didn't spend it on ranked?I should probably just quit. Saint 2 is good enough.
>>579103163
>>579103391>saint 2stop larping
>>579103391I will continue to cultivate mahjong until I attain Divinity.
xitter is completely fucked unless you have an account now
>>579103475You know exactly who I am.
>>579103751Even with an account it sucks.I hope something similar pops up soon and that all japanese and western artists move to it.
>>579103391Kaiden on IIDX
>>579103956don't post own rank without proof if you want anyone to take it seriously
>>579103751and the muskrat nuked nitter as well Ramshackle state of affairs, better off just quitting it entirely
>>579104036Stream yourself playing IIDX
>In the gold room, E1>The other m1 damas to cuck my mangan >Ron him three times to kill himThat's what you get.
>>579058980>>579104146>>579103751>majority of xitter accounts I follow are shadowbanned so even I rarely ever see new posts pop up on my feed despite following them>for you section of xitter is just filled with nothing but whatever current political opinion muskrat wants me to see even if I regularly block the accountsAlso speaking of Xitter what is the current implications of jewish people claiming they are the reason mahjong is alive and well and the reason for its current revival?>>579103967Pixiv would be nice if it had actual content moderation. I just want to see uncensored anime booba without being fucking referred to CSAM
>>579105384AH yes the sealed koko.
>>579103391I posted an emote in your profile and you didn't emote me back
I missed the yearly autokoko
>>579105513You didn't post shit.
There are like 25 1monthers in my friendlistjinwu-12.png
>>579105571You miss it every month.
>>579105571i will host one tomorrow
Gweilo, think about it. Whaling is good for you.
>>579105384You show them who's boss cat
I have no mahjong friends
>>579106072
>>579105895Dont open it during my midday nap onegai
>>579106072I'd rather eat for real.
cat activates my neurons so bad, I just wanna dive in theremikamichiori-994.png
>>579106072>this is an infamous quote>but her dream being a personal tutor for shotas so she can be alone in their bedroom with them isn't Okay
Majsoul Friends Room 35789(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=35789koko standard rules
>>579106869>nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaAAAOUGH?!
>>579106945Consumerism is bad and harmful to the soul, shotas getting molested by ane san isn't. I will be rolling during the EVA collab.
>>579107138started!
>>579106869youre a sick, sick man
Memesura q
>>579108128Gomenya... I can't help it.
>>5791085792/4
>>579106127Hahi! I'll be your friend, Koromo!fujitakana-4hahi.png
>>579108579What the hell since when did the ranking shift that much, and why is that lucklet in top 3.
>>579108579Gimme 5 mins
>>579108128shan't be cured if that is the case
>>579108579Starto
>>579102421bg, rigged ass bullshit game
>>579102421gg thanks for the game
>>579109298OII SAID WAIT
>>57910572910 days ago!
>>579109470>saying bg after a voice chat autokokoCAN HE DO THAT?
>>579109647in his defense autokoko is rigged bullshitkujouriu-8.png
Almost got stung by a million bees today.
>>579109609I'm looking at my profile right now. IT'S NOT THERE
>>579109781
>>579109781bees only sting niggers
>>579108579please make another one
>>579109609You're not saint 1 stop the larp
>>579102421GG
>>579109882You should not BEElieve your eyesIf 10 million ShirokoBEEsBuzzed all around you as you fell asleep!
>>579109882why is this an edit
>>579109882https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik3Sa3U9m4U
>>579109827Sorry, I thought you were this new Saint 2 who recently ranked upbut it also means you're not in my friendlist!
>>579110107why did you choose some dogshit "rhythm" "game" video instead of one with just the song
>>579109882That's beeroko, fix that filename.
>>579110064Sound doko
>>579110197I couldn't find one without gameplay
>>579110076Because that's what emote edit are: they're what makes YOU happy, not others. THAT is /mjg/ culture.
>>579107138riGGedcat press ready
i have pink fatigue
>>579109882A bee?
>>579110242It's up to you to sing up from the heart.
>>579110191I've already collected all famous and interesting anons into my friendlist thoughbeit.
I mahjongedhttps://exhentai.org/g/4149591/e915f7b4dd/
>>579110316No you don't. You LOVE PINKs.
>>579110913You are right
>>579110796Ok...
>>579110796All of those anons are whores
>>579105315You'd see me attempting to pass The Safari over and over and punching my wall after I fail it
>>579108579GG
>>579108579bg, rigged ass bullshit gameichihime-997.png
>>579108579ggs2/4(?)
Should I start playing ranked sanma
is this retard hours?
>>579112124When is it not retard hours
>>579112079should you start sucking dicks for money?
>>579112079evens yesodds no0 yonma ranked
>>579112079Yeah, Sanma Saint September's around the corner
>>579112079It's a nice break from regular ranked since you don't care really about the resultJust turn your brain off for a couple of hours and grind some gifts
>>579112179I would do it for ~4k per dick, 10k if I cant finish with hands
>>579110796You don't have me.amaekoromo-0.png
>>579112326We have a deal. 10k JPY
It's uphttps://pathofhouou.blogspot.com/2026/08/month-9-drills.html
>>579112178EU nomi hours
>>579112461These trannies always talk as though they have everything figured out, then let it slip that literally everything in their lives is going wrong.
>>579112461>9 months in >still in Gold room>no games since January For Christ sake you could have a child by thenIt's Gold room, all this drilling shit is masturbation
>>5791085793/4waiting for (you)
>>579112461I refuse to believe this is a real person
>play ranked against sheep>keeps spamming eliisa-1.png on cooldown
>>579113230based
A got a yakuman in sanma.
>>579113230she mad
>>579113354glop >>579112761 to celebrate
>>579113354I got ronned by a riichi double yakuman twice within a week in sanmaI'm not even exaggerating
>>579111101last time I played I luckshitted my way through whichever dan course has the safari at the end I bet you can do it too anon. makes me want to bust out my controller again but I'd be so rusty...
>>579112461>mentally ill>tries to cope by making a strict schedule>doesn't follow the schedule>decides that schedules are bullshit and goes with a to-do list>doesn't follow the to-do list because "Mahjong is played at the computer," which apparently invalidates everything>watches a youtube video for advice about how to get good at video games>vibe codes a program to screenshot NAGA answers and make them into flash cardsThere. Saved you all the read.shiroko-7.png
>>579112461>A couple weeks ago, Day[9] posted a video titled "How to Improve at Video Games." To summarize:>Play a lot. Huge volume and experimentation. You need a lot of data before you can make hypotheses.You would think he would understand the irony here by including this in his blog post.
I matedhttps://exhentai.org/g/4151224/c823439678/
Thanks Matsumoto, well worth the $12.99
AAAAAHHH
>>579113665troons lack self-awareness
>>579113987HAHTiny feet
>>579112461Beyond parody.
>>579107138ggs fun games!nice chankan
>>579113987>haircuts once every 6 weeksI get haircuts once every 6 months.
>>579113987You know what they say about tiny feet.
>>579113927Excellent choice, Sir.
Claude program me a bepinex plugin that emote spams on cooldown
>>579107138ggs
>>579113927
>>579107138GG nya Will I be allowed to ipatsumo in ranked if I spend more money?
Claude, program me an amaekoromo-0.png.
What sort of snacks and booze should I bring for my club's mahjong rate night?
>>579114703Do you like pina coladas?
Soulless repo wwyd
>>579114703Judging by your taste in anime, how about some crunchy turds?
>>579112461all this just to not have to admit you gave up.
>>579114840dama is soulful
Maybe I should stop playing dickexplodercumharvester9000...However...
>>579115075
>>579114703Cheetos for ganpai
OMG he did the thing!
>>579115296based
>>579114703curry and rice with some cheap beer.
>>579115075Tokitards are destroying their reputation as of late.
>>579112873>gold roomWait a minute, he's hardstuck in gold?! How?! I can understand someone who plays mahjong casually, but he clearly puts a lot of a thought into the game and even studies it. How the hell can you be stuck in gold with that in mind? How much of a failure can you be?
>>579115491his stats are good but he doesn't play mahjong
>>579115075it can't be helped...
>>579115491He doesn't play.I'm genuinely worse than him on a theory level and I'm S1 because I actually play my games.
>>579115575gold stats are not good.
>>579115296
>>579115491He's already Saint level, it's simply an exercise of putting in the time. The process became less exciting.
>>579115491>invested himself in this idea that he is good at X>this causes great anxiety because if it turns out he isn't good at X his life is meaningless>stop doing XTale as old as timeIt's okay to be third rate et cetera et cetera doubly ironic because his blog name is directly inspired by Ten
>>579115491the game won't let him promote without playing because yostar is transphobic
These are the stats of the ultimate tryhard theorymaxxed digikek, who has done cutting-edge tenhou analysis for 7 years. Thoughts?https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/122078694/9
>>579115885How can you even say yostar is transphobic when they've been shilling troons before RC did it?
>>579115991stable m2/3 level
>>579115991Imagine making a whole blog about mahjong and then you play 60 games in a year.
Funniest thing? He's actually right on being saint level, but until he proves it for real, he's not.
>>579115991>3% dama rateYou can tell how literally every single mahjong book she read just tells you to riichi when in doubt. Every author assumes you're a Showa-era player who damas pinfu nomi.Only dedicated MAKA and mortal analysis will teach you how to dama.
>>579114824There's no blender at the place I'm going to and I personally hate cream of coconut>>579114924You're right. I should bring lumpia. You should be familiar with it since you're a SEAshitter.
If I just did the exercise of putting in the time, I'd have 2 celestial accounts, so you could say that I effectively have 2 celestial accounts.
>>579116324>sheweeewooo troon chaser alert!
>>5791163243% is too high for gold thoughbeit.
I'm m3 at yonma and that's good enough to call myself saint level
>>579116535This, but adept 1.
I would be saint too if only they would give us Saki collab part 3
I dreamed I was a celestial once, so I'm pretty much a saint already.
I would become tenhoui and win every /mjg/ tourney if I put in the time and effort. But the process isn't exciting enough.
There is nothing wrong with reading theory
>>579116476You're wrong by an order of magnitude.https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/103120446/8
tourney idea: memesura but 2vs2 and you always exchange tiles with your teammate
>>579117103Doesn't work that way.Retard.
>>579117256then make it work
>>579114386I mean he's japanese, what do you expect?
I would be saint too if only they would give us Rozen Maiden collab
>>579116476I think gold room is like 7-8% dama rate, I also think you dama more kanchans in gold than in jade because these fuckers will push
>>579117418No one would roll for stinku if that happened.
I like making fun of pathoftrannies but I unironically also have his problem of not playing ranked.
Can I change my main to the maid? I've made exactly one contribution to the repo
>>579117912You need at least 2 contributions.
>>579117912only if you have 2 saint accounts
I have 2 adept accounts.
>>579117656I would
>>579118094this is my favorite emote edit
>>579118094DIE
Where's the stripjong room?
today I have learned 75mg is enough
>>579118389we just played autotable earlier
I need like 500mg
>>579117568that is the average, the ideal is significantly lower than average against people who do not and usually dont even know how and when to fold.
The ideal dama rate? 0%chilin-11.png
I just opened the game...
I dama because I already know the wall hates me
>>579118938Get pegged, get pegged, get pegged!
There are some genuinely good people who have troon'd.I might not agree with that choice metaphysically but I'm tired of hating people based on one trait that shouldn't define them.
>>579118938Outskilled.
>>579113097GGs
(You)
>>579114386What do they say?
>>579118938This would be a really funny anti piracy mechanic
>>579119057I'm not judging whether they're good or bad. You can be a great person and it also wouldn't make you less of a man (woman for pooners). This is mahjong because trans rights are mahjong rights.
>>579119057Too much hate will poison your soul. I keep it in moderation and only hate people who beat me in ranked.
>>579119057I don't hate them, I just think they're mentally ill.
>>579108579ggs, I seem to only get 1st or 4ths in this mode.
if there is no tourney this weekend I might lose it
>>579120136If it's a tourney you seek, you need only look inward!
>>579120524>>579120524>>579120524
>>579118149ur janku
turn on the stream phallus
>>579113927>kikurage
