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Digitan LOVE
>>579072665
>>579072771
>>579072779I haven't heard Aussie poster slander in forever
>>579072830Digitan opening a dildo shaped christmas present
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>>579072890So much Dantsu bullying...
>>579072812why is the image so fucked upwhy is this screenshot in 4k
>>579072791yamete nakadashi
>>579072830Brian eating celery with a really disturbed face
>>579072812needs more frying
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly relaly really really reallyr eally really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really relal yreally really relaly relaly really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really relaly really relaly really really really really really really love Stego.
Mejiro Doh~bah
>>579072830Dober browsing porn on her phone
>>579072949>16gb pcn-no....
>>579072779what surprised me is that even the women in the jp community ended up liking Phala way more than Epi. It's funny how things never go the way cyjews wants in the end
>>579072949>efforia better currenchat is this real
>>579072830ayabeyblade, the ears should be spinning at the top
>>579072949>stop doto hate
>>579072949>gpu gameno...
Come in Tomakomai.
>>579072830jealous shichi
>>579073123She's just like me frfr
New player here. Is there any uma that fucking smokes cock like their life depends on it?
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>579073130I'm gonna come to Tomakomai
>my trainer needs to take a shit
>>579073123curren deleted this
>>579073163CurrenAstonGrassMaya
>>579073163
>>579072830Ruby asking her trainer to carry her in his arms
>>579073163me
>>579072830Tokai Teio looking up with heart eyes while the shadow of a corpulent, obese man looms over her.
>>579072949>making rulership halloweenHOLD ON
>>579072896
>>579072779Interesting to notice how behind all the shitposting we actually talk about the game.Keep doing these, it's funny.
>VF kachi umulator hasnt been updated in maybe 3 months>alpha123 umulator doesnt use the uma extractor and you have to enter uma info manually>moomoolator is current and uses extractorthis vexes me
>>579073332>>579073151Femanon...
>>579073409i only use those to check the course diagram
>>579073375she looks happy
>>579073417twnbaw
>>579073409kachi fell the fuck offwhich one are we using now
>>579073375This feels NSFW
>get distant S, didn't finish chain events I need>finish chain events, didn't get distant SStory of my life
I wanna win with you...If only for one race~To be the one who's in your arms, who holds you tight...I wanna be with (You)...There's nothing more to say~There's nothing else I want more than to feel this way...I wanna be with you...
>>579072830Super Creek hugging the trainer from behind with her boobs on his head, only her wicked smile is visible
>>579073603dildos are nsfw by nature
>>579073054Efforia not Epi
phalanopsis sitting on my face
>>579073163Super CreekNice NatureRulershipRice Shower
>>579072991
>>579073821well, it applies to Epi too
I told my trainee that I hated her and wished she was never born, now she wont speak to me
>>579073870
>>579072949>sexy adrenalinI'm in danger
>>579073912things that would push brian to rape her trainer
Tanhauser SMART!!!
gooning to umas
>>579072830gold city lusting and awoogaing over a fat, bald, old greasy man who is clearly uncomfortable with the situation
>>579072949>dirt maya
>>579072830Dober tore discovering Dober's secret love for MEN!!!
you're mine you're mine you're mine keep flapping that thing around make me yearn for it nonny that's it do it for mommy she loves you so so much oh fuck me this is too good to be true I'm dreaming dreaming ahahaAHHAAHHAAHAHHAAAAAHAHAHA
>>579074248nice ass
>>579073912nyooooooo
>>579074194I've been seeing other people behind your back because you aren't fulfilling my needs
>>579073417Bro?
>>579073012
I love Mejiro Palmer.
>>579074274thanks
>>579073870>>579074017based
Don't forget to check on your club!
>>579074194This is your cue to take your HRT xis
Mambo doesn't even know what sex is
so ummmmmmmmhow good is SR El speed?should I stone it as the 3rd speed card?
>>579074017the mare is sexy
>>579074194
>>579074446Uma&Co bro...
>>579072830Smiling Bright holding a shotgun
>>579074496Worse stats than Sweepy but more speciality priority
>>579074494It's okayhaving her being happy by just laying her head on my shoulder is enough for me...
Machan is fucking trash. Consistently loses career races even when massively over stated
I'm reading support card flavour text it's fun
Tachyon LOVE
>>579074613
>>579074731If there's one thing Machan isn't it's overstated lmao
>>579074446Where is the full thing
>>579074638yeah butsweepy is my 2nd speed card
>>579074638>Worse stats than Sweepy>flat pwr bonus
>>579074731Take it easy Aoi, you don't have to be jealous of machan
>>579074783Thats an old lady
Nice loopa i think i take it
>>579074731dont shay that...
>>579072830Goldshi smoking a giant fag that says gypsy on itMake her look very british And Makween having a shocked face somewhere on the side looking at it
>>579074884Wrong pic?
>>579074874We love older women
>>579074731Sounds like you're just a bad trainer
Do we like chubby girls?
>>579074924No
>>579073736
>>579074496Verily.
>>579074840i like uma beetles and there should make more
Maya! Maya! Maya! Maya!Maya Flower Sweepy!Ah Kunkakunka(sniff-sniff)! Kunkakunka(sniff-sniff)! SuuHa(Breath in and out)! SuuHa(Breath in and out)! Good smell…Kunkun(sniff-sniff)Nhah! I wanna Kunkakunka (sniff-sniff) Maya-tan's(tan = chan: add arfter first name) fluffy wedding dress! Kunkakunka (sniff-sniff)! Aha!Mistook! I wanna mofmof (fluffy-fluffy)! Mofmof (fluffy-fluffy)! Mofmof (fluffy-fluffy)! Puffy Fluffy Mofmof (fluffy-fluffy)! Karikarimofmof! Cuincuin(onomatope)Maya on training event was Cuuuutteeee! aa!…aaa…Ahaa!FAnnn!Congratulation 1st concert was on air! Flower-tan! Cute! Sweep-tan! Cute! Ah!Precious Treasure Box was bought and I'm happ… NooO! NyaaaN! Gya(Aarrghhh)!Gahhhaaa! Mile S is not real! Oh…Speed Star and Professor of Curvature is too…A c e R u n I s N o t R e a l? Nyaaan! Uwaa!Getchaaaa! Noooo! Haaan! Uwwwwwa!This! Fxxk! I give up! I give up such a real(life)…te…what? Look? Performing Maya-tan is looking at me?Dancing Sweepy-tan is looking at me ! Flower-tan is watching me! Cute Flower-tan is looking at me!Maya-tan on concert is watching me! I feel relieved… The world is not that bad!Iyahhooooo! Maya is with me! I did it, Kety! I can do it!oh, uma's Maya-chaaANnnn!!! NooOOOoo!!AhAnaahaana, Ms MAYA! Sweep, SWEEEPYYYY! NISHINOOO! KIDS!UUtUuuUUU! May my wish to Maya! To Maya on Magical Flower Jets!
>>579074986my favorite
Kingu, my love...
nonce hours
Machan has a big bum
honse?
>>579074731the vodkas in her career are ridiculous and her ult doesn't activate well when going against shitter pacers
i just got makweened
Trainer-san 5 manual MANT borrows doko
>>579072771onahole
>>579074965Hell nah it Machan she is ass. I run these races all day summer maruzesnky with no skills and not even a recovery to activate her unique, easy wins.I do it with machan and she just loses. Ill be like 450 speed and 2-300 in everything else and she will lose the fantasy stakes. Stupid little bitch. Get forgotten. I am going to fast forward your career now.
>>579074986Depends on how chubby we're talking, but Daiwa Scarlet with her huge fucking titties is perfection.
Machan’s fat ass on my face
>>579072830pregnant mindbroken Dober who has learned to get over her fear of men
>>579075243holy skill issue
>Light Hello starts dating the first possible turn>After school stroll hint the next turn>Good trainings, almost everyone at orange before the end of debutThis is when I realized I took the wrong Oguri
>>579075014Dia-chan is seducing me again
>>579075243I'm guessing you're not taking power sparks because if you're not winning with no unique activation then it's a problem with how you're allocating stats.Speed is the priority and it's super easy to get speed and power with Machan
>>579074638how about uokka speed sr?
>can't update my long TT until I pull Creek and CB
>>579075427I told you she had 450 speed 200 stamina and 300 power. She had no excuse. I blame the uma. I am blaming the uma.
>>579074986
>>579075379
This was where we first kissed
>>579074986yeah but this isn’t chubby
>>579075512Pasa is better
>>579074851do NOT fall for this gaslightdo NOT replace sweepy with vodka SR or kingu SR just for the power stat gaini FELL for this GASLIGHT and spent the last 2 days pushing out subpar maya acessweepy's 10 TE, 1 SP and higher friendship bonus more than makes up for itjust buy the +1 and +2 power songs soon
>>579075519anon everyone has creek
>>579075243вoдкa cтгoŋк
>>5790755197 and you get them in a random 10 pull, 4 and it takes me ages to get either to MLB, anything else and the thread is tangerine dream
>>579074194Uma mating season is pretty crazy
>>579073140
>>579075678NTA but that's at least an 80kg girl
>>579075745>t.
Copano Rickey is a charlatan. Feng Shui isn’t even real.
>>579075772Knotrc Akaob?Whats that? I assume you wrote that upside down because you are lying on the floor under a bad table.
>>579075115i remember how great it was to finally get mlb kingoo
>>579075224But why? MANT is uma abuse
i have despair in my heart
edgy
>>579073297
>>579076047Think of the joy you will experience as you BAKUSHIN to the end of each career with your wonderful trainee
>>579076145cute
>>579076156I rather bakushin with Bakushin in GL
Less than 12 hours before CM startsBRING ME YOUR FINEST UMAS826734388267343882673438
>>579076156I had to send Tamamo to the fan mines, sorry Bakushin
kimi... no... aiba... ga...i can't do it...it's over......
>>579076230>>579076285Such is the beauty of one's own path to embody BAKUSHIN
>>579075271He needs to start drawing nudes
>>579076284my machan isn't readyshe's not giving me a good run
>>579076396COPA?!
>>579076396>drawing
>>579074194i unironically need a woman like thisi'm so affectionstarved
>>579075745nta but I only have 1LB creekCould have been 2LB, but you guys didn't tell me about ticket from the umadol event, so I ended up using my selectors on Finemo (guess what happened hahaha...)
>579076396
i haven't touched a female
>>5790762843/99 minutes left
>>579076396>>579075271Why are they running around in the rain in a pink micro bikini
women aren’t worth the hassle bros just sleep with men instead
>>579076547I have.
High testosterone trainers are attracted to fertility
Ruby raped me...
why is she wearing clothes
>>579076750No one will believe you.
>>579073362
>>579076896my pov
>>579076896Teio wouldn't lose to ojisan cock...
>>579076284Racing spirit: Stamina clitched the winMaybe 4 more rooms?159198091591980915919809
People who play debuffers deserve the rope
>400 speed>200 stamina >290 power>Even took no hint early lead and angling and scheming >Loses the filliesAlright machan is going on the trash pile. i would delete her from my account if I could.
>>579077141I'm not making three aces on this shit scenario
>>579077203we get it nigga you suck at the game
>>579077078all umas lose against cocks
>>579077384Your post only makes me dislike machan more.
>>579073710
>>579077450I don't care that you dislike machan, you're just a shit trainer airing your breeches out for everyone to smell
>>579077450that's a you problem you're literally nobody to me
>>5790771176 minutes leftguess this'll be the last room with how slow it fills
>>579077476The Demon Queen... Ganbare, torena-kun...
>>579077349If you say this is a shit scenario after the hell that MANT put us through it doesn't get any better.Just quit the game then.
I don't know how you can hate any uma
>>579077619It actually does get better it's just that both these scenarios are fucking awful
>>579077625Prepared to Pass
>>579077560Yet you felt the need to reply to tell me that. I dunno sounds kind of butthurt. I am going to assume you are a russian waifufag because someone posts cave runes at me earlier. So in my mind me hating your waifu causes you great pain. That's the reality Im living in.
Rooms, doko?
>>579077117>8 frontsnuff saidthanks for joining anondacchisalways remember that round 1 is nothing, CM starts at round 2. Goodluck to us all
>>579077985Who's the spy and middle right trainer?
>>579077825suka blyat you're right... I don't know how I can go on knowing some random shitter who doesn't know how the game works dislikes my waifu...
>>579078067>middle right trainermaybe the guinea pig
>>579078110Would you trust a houseplant with a firearm
>>579075519Just use uma with recovery unique and 18 stam sparks
>>579078081If I don't know how the game works how come shitston shitchan is the only uma who has ever done this to me? Explain it.
>>579078191Would figure he'd look more like a guinea pig and/or glows in rainbow colors
>>579077985>Spy in the bottom leftNice touch
>>579078396She wants to be remembered. Now you will always remember her.
>>579078402The contact lenses might mean they’re an amalgam of Still/Ai toreNot sure why they’re wearing the jacket
>>579077985Who's the drained guy the trainer of?
>>579078396only if you say please, you're being very rude
https://x.com/Myce_Umaka_722/status/2092978480556507469I didn't know you could choose the mob umas in the new song too, for some reason it actually fits really well
>>579072830Air Groove spraying Rulership with a spray bottle while the latter is on a computer
HmmmmI think I will do groundwork angling Laisu next cmSurely all front players will be dead by then
>>579078562Ill just run any other uma and easily win those races even if I had 100 less stats in everything and no skills.
Would you lose?
>>579078535Oguri Cap
>>579078710ok!
>>579078749scary...
Mambros your rank it keeps shrinking, so embarrassing
>>579078841oguri cuck
>>579078897you FUCKING bitch whore SHUT UP
>>579072830Bobo unable to pass "Are you a robot" captcha
>>579078897Curren wouldn't act so bitchy and mean
>>579078396>If I don't know how the game works how come shitston shitchan is the only uma who has ever done this to me? Explain it.nta but that's a very disingenuous post. I've played the game since July of last year and I've lost count of the times my umas lost Asahi Hai/Fillies and/or Hopeless Stakes, even with good statlines and early skills >late start>rushedand there's your loss as a front runner right there. I think you're just a trolling idiot.
>>579072830This but with Festa
>>579078920
Today is Friday in Umafornia
>>579078897imagine if someone left the clubthat wouldn't happen right?haha
>>579073207
>>579078992Well not me, i cannot remember a time that I had an uma lose the fillies multiple games in a row since URA Finale. Even my Hog and Smaru runs where their uniques dont even activate yet because I havent taken recoveries.
gnawing anxiety in my chest even though nothing in particular is happeningany uma for this feel?
>>579079171I need an /uma/club spy operation where one member suddenly leaves just to tank them down to A+surely it wouldn't happenright?
>>579079243then you've been lucky until now. You had good RNG, now you had bad RNG a few times and you're bitching.
>>579079286As a mambo member this is our last month of A+, most of the club gave up
>>579079273
>>579079286The current lowest earner in Mambo is LITERALLY straight from /uma/club.
>>579079285seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
>>579079286>A+gwo the club wouldn't even drop outside of S+ if someone outside the top 2 left
>>579079395Because it doesnt make sense. Her stats and skills were too good to lose. Maybe once but not over and over again.Something is wrong with that uma. Only explanation.
>>579079454Imagine SoE singing that at the top of her lungs
>>579079518>female trainer
>>579079529do her career again, watch the Fillies race, and post it here.
>>579075852sexo
>>579079243>>579079529Machan's JF always features Vodka. Vodka is tough. She might even be buffed in that race, since she's the one who's supposed to win, but I haven't checked that.
plaincore
forced to rest three times junior year because light "frigid bitch" wouldn't date me
>>579079529>Her stats and skills were too good to lose.retard, this is not a thing. Anons have lost Legends races against B+ ranked umas when their umas are cracked out SS+ or UG4. Anything can and does happen
>>579078897raw nakadashi with Curren
>>579079712seeeeeeeeex
>>579077476thank you!
I have last 5 tries to make spechud bros..
>>579079696Sex
>>579079709sort of like how Nishino is supposed to kick Bakushin's ass at the first Sprinter's Stakes? Because holy shit I lose that race all the time as Bakushin I'm still not quite convinced the game doesn't cheat
>>579079762everyone says this
do you give up if Hello doesn't start dating junior yearI've given up on 8 runs in a row nowsorry not sorry danchud
>>579079712Man she's cute
>>579079709The vodka in that race has no stopping me.
>>579079951no, the new year bonus is nice but not crucial
>>579079762>raw nakadashi with Currenaccording to the literature, it's what Curren-Chan demands. Curren is based
>>579079951>niggas don't have hello dates by juniorhow
>>579079712I hope her career explicitly mentions needing to continue her family business
>>579080072it's not just the new year bonus, it's also not being able to use her recreation in junior year and quite likely classic year either since if she doesn't show up junior year half the time she won't be showing up at all
>>579079518
>>579080141bad luck
How is she so cute?
>>579079951Almost always ends up being the caseDoubtful that you end up finishing her chain, energy loss, potential tempo loss from having to rest, etc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6TBn7YcChk
Umas that would sing classic Linkin Park?
>>579080335>use pal card>1 mood down>don't use pal card>5 mood downsI think the game does this on PURPOSE
>>579079951i check the inspiration and glue there unless it's great
>>579080507bancho blaze is linkin park collaboration
>>579080509Of course it doesCareers are seeded
>>579080661your mom is seeded
>>579080507Meisho Doto
>>579075426thats a middle schooler
>>579079951yesunless it's a huge highroll, the junior year has increased appearance rate and if she doesn't show up there you can't tell when she'll show up, and that basically means you can forget about completing her chain without massively tanking your stat gains because you're likely either buying energy early in the career (bricks song gain), or resting (bricks), not to mention backloading dates is bad because your training gains are backloaded
>>579080710I don't have a comeback for thisYou win
>>579080646fuck you I wanted to post this I <3 bancho
>>579080507Laisu
>>579080734
>>579080903the most sexo image I've seen out of umamusume
>>579080646>>579080864BLAZE sucks
>>579080509or, your uma is just a bitch
So when the MamTis2MaJongLove merger hits next month, will we finally have a ss club, or will it be s/s+ again
>>579080903DOTO WOULDN'T
>>579081059little girls ought to shut their disrespectful, noisy mouths
>>579075243It's Vodka, she's buffed in her career. You'd hate Vodka if Machan was released in URA or Unity era.
>>579080384cute and fitting
>>579081063you're supposed to compliment her afterwards you knob
>>579081184her costume change in story race was kino
>>579081132This is THAT artist! Nishino Flower is either going to have sex with black men and/or rim someone's asshole!
>>579081184no one but homos (like (You)) like the ugly bitch Brian lets get real here
>>579081063Shichi is so much like a 3DPD ningen woman it's insane. She's still really likable though, so I guess not much like a 3DPD ningen woman.
>>579081338Why not both?
>>579080903>forgets to send out the christmas invitations>forgets to switch her account and posts her bare tits on her normal Umatter
ryan's butt...
>>579080903Doto wouldn't be an e-slut
Rickey!
>>579081228I did and she got madwhat the hell is her problem?
Banchud LOVE
>>579081476She would if I groom her into it
LOOPA
>>579081593Why do you want your trainee to post her tits, pussy and ass to the internet?
>>579081184>5 seconds @ .55 velocityholy shitPlus she's JUST TOO COOL I really really want to pull for her, and I'm 30k ahead of my pull plan because I got hag/finemo in 200 pulls instead of 400, but I was going to pull VFujin instead.FUCK ME I am conflicted
>>579081673because I'm on the internet
I need to clank my debuffers, is this an okay deck
>>579081673So I know that chuds can only fantasize about what I can do with her
>>579081808Yeah
>>579081808It's better to build them in unity
>just got my first special concertwaitI'm supposed to buy songs before senior december?what do I miss for not doing that?
Brian? Isn't that a man's name?
>>579082120even if you auto them? I can't be fucked to do them manually, it's fine if they're a bit suboptimal
>>579081338Isn't that the vanilla Nishino Flower doujinshi from the same guy who made an NTR Daiichi Ruby doujinshi? It's not fair btw why did he decide to make Daiichi Ruby an NTR doujin instead of a vanilla one it's like it's a coinflip whether he makes vanilla or NTR or something worse than NTR
>>579082134Just a Gold skill
>>579082227>vanillaDamn
my looping days... are over...
>>579078974
>Blazeian from17-25 October>Kitasan Blanco from 23-3 November>Hokko Tarumae from 1-11 November>VFujin from 15-29 November>CB from 3-27 DecemberI want them all but how the FUCK do I pick?! I have to dump 400 rolls into Ramonu and 200 into Wit Bourbon, and ensure 600 for Speed Pasa.
>>579082307ohokay
>>579082365by not going to pity on all of them
>>579082171Dunno about auto, go ahead and find out
>>579082365Vouchers20$Enjoy
>>579082508I guess I understand why unity tho, because you get guaranteed hints from the cards but don't have enough time to screw around with that
Tomakomai.
>>579082365pay up for the tickets piggy
>>579082307+2 to all stat and gold skill
>>579080796Umazing!
>>579082365Easy on the umas buddy
>>579082317>even better than I requestedHoly based
>>579082624Cygames could relentlessly sexualize forever young if they wanted since they own her completely and theres no old tradjap owner to offend.
This is a first career I'll never forget. Maybe.
>>579082365bro is pulling for tarumae
>>579082940Never forget her.
Can I uhh cope with style S hahacm isn't looking good...
>>579082940My very first career with Daiwa Scarlet after the tutorial also gave me the ticket. I didn't know how rare the ticket was until a few dozen careers later.
>>579082940This happened to me but with Taiki after months of wishing I used me selector on her
>>579082365Reminder that Summer Tachy is a must pull and you will not be able to get her again if you miss her banner
>>579083036Probably not5 more borrows today
flatlined for weeks so I'll clank some umas before CM
>>579083174This angel knows my cock got hard because of her steaming pits...
>>579082882If they choose to adopt his jockey into the trainer then I expect at least one scene where Torena talks about Yanko's body, and it comes off to everyone around him as flirting, but he is just autistic
>>579083220>>579083174that's a stallion
>>579083174
>>579082134You never noticed the meeting with Light Hello in early December? It takes time to put that big stage together.
>>579083176I will voucher my wifeShe is worth it
>Training VodkaBad skills and gets run over>Training anyone who shares races with VodkaInsta procs NSM, destroy you in the dueling late raceWhat did cyjews mean by this?
>>579083176the current plan ensures all my resources are allocated, and if I luckshit Ramonu in 400 pulls it GUARANTEES mlb Wit Bourbon in 200, because I'll have 4 rainbow crystals by then and still have 90k carats for Pasa in mid-Aprilbut I really want Blaze Brian too, Brian's a giga-oshi for me ever since her story arc and her SSR saved my ass when I didn't have any good speed cards. I have 100 uma tickets so that might be enough. But it's risky, so I really shouldn't do it
>>579082134All the stats you would have gotten from training with the added stat boosts.Always take songs as soon as possibleIf you would have gotten a +2 speed and you trained 5 times before taking it congrats you lost 10 speed.
I got that jong in me
>giga-oshinobody talks like this
>>579083176I'm pulling because of sexsuit Suzuka, but if I get her early, is there a benefit to getting Tachyon too? or did you mean she's a personal horny-pull?
>>579083454you run against her in miles, and she has a bunch of accelsit's not hard to put 2 and 2 together
I think I subconsciously chose Fuku because of the number 77 was my lucky number as a kid, I used to use it for everything, even after I learned that 8 was supposed to be the lucky number for my star sign, some how I only just remembered all this when I woke up today
>>579083609
>>579075745No o fucking don't.
>>579083672Summer Tachy is the only uma you cant get spooked by. You can only get her from her own banner or from a selector.
Machan's fat tits on my face
>>579083672Strong ace for Nakayama courses pretty much forever, of which there is at least one every year
>>579083174her name is victor penis hahaha
>>579083776anon...
>>579083801They made S.Tachyon limited? That's a weird decision. I get the anni releases, but wasn't that one just for summer?
Jong room?
>>579083801>>579083827hmmm, tempting. Well I had budgeted 200 rolls anyay, might as well pick up two bikini umas and not just Suzuka
>>579083609Why is she brown
>>579083801Wait what, why did they do that?
>>579084074
>>579083923>>579084076Some licensing thing
Hyeeeh.
>>579084213What the hell?
>>579084213So it's the only instance they do that? They're not gonna do that with other future banners? Just making sure for my pulling
>>579084262No wonder everyone pretends she doesn't exist
>>579084262Her dialogue is so fun
I thought people are overselling Machan career story but this is literally the first line.Also I'm surprised that Machan is actually pretty talkative towards Dasca and Vodka.
>Mile Maven doesn't finish againwhat's wrong with this whore
>>579084415Her career is one of the best written ones I've read in a long time
>>579084415She's very talkative to anyone it's just she doesn't overshare about herself, or share at all, even with you early on
>>579084429buy more support chain frequency songs
>>579084415what did she mean by this
>>579084301>>579084308As far as I know its the only one. I dunno why its like that. Maybe the owners wanted that way in exchange for cygames being allowed to take her fat titties out.
I don't get why certain strategies need more of a certain statLike why do people say Late needs more wit?Or is this just a race by race thing?
>>579084703As long as it's just that one whatever then. Perhaps they'll change it with global's success too but good to know when it comes. I was originally just hoping for a spook from her as a pacechud main
>>579084732>Like why do people say Late needs more wit?nobody says this
>>5790847322 reasons. Late surgers need more wit for positioning so they dont get brocked and they need it because they rely on hitting all their skills more than other styles.
the pull schedule after Pasa looks completely unmangeable. How the hell are you supposed to save enough without paypigging? After pulling Red Kita, I'll have 12,750 carats. And then it's just non-stop meta supoka. This is impossible
>it's another two 10% FB song shows up together once then 1 of them fucks off for the rest of the run episode
>>579084858I do but I wouldn't say they need more witif they can start target overtake some poor pacekeks during midrace then it's very good for them, since it closes the gap and might steal their accel slots
>>579084968>I do [say Late needs more wit] but I wouldn't say they need more witwhat did anon mean by this
>>579084952we have auto and these scenarios last 3 months. you can just skip any of the scenario tax banners and take a clanker vacation
>>579085046you need more wit to understand
am i gonna make it
>>579084952skip still in meds and roll for almond eye
>>579084582This story event firmly placed Helios as my number 1. The other GSKs put some doubt in my head, but those were all dispelled.
>>579084952Stop being greedy?
Which Umas have the most delectable pits?
>yuros finished a thread in the dead of nightWhat happened? This thread is getting there too.
>>579084952Don't roll for scenario and cards that will only be meta for a single scenario
>>579084952skip gentildonna and pearl
>>579085121It's over...
>>579084952Umarolling is for semi-limitedsIf you want your oshis you have to pay for themWelcome to umamusume
>>579084415In this case the chart is not wrong
>>579084293She'd be perfect if she had long hair
Time for normal school uniforms again
>>579085286I didn't think that was greedy, anons said if you don't mlb the current scenario cards like Orfevre/Nishino you're fucked.were anons lying?
>>579085121bricked...
Alright Ill try machan again i guess. Just have to run extra races to make fan caps if she has to job to vodka in her story races.
>>579085568>>579085337
>>579085293Racewear with exposed armpits would let too much of an air current through, ruining the pitStuffy longsleeved racewear, like Ope or Rob Roy, would offer prime marination
>>579084952How much are you pulling between Pasa and Orfevre?
>>579084952You don't have to roll for every single card.It's shitty i know, but that's the only way, you have to save by pulling only the cards you really need.
>>579085786
I'm so ready.
anyone whining about not having enough carats while pulling for alts (aka literal scams) is fucking retarded
>>579084340rude
Will they eventually let you buy TP with money or something that's not carats?
>>579085994Halloween Mayano isn't a scam thoughever. Palmer Christmas is a total scam though, not sure why some anons are pulling for that
>>579085707>>579085337so for example, just skip Orfe/Ryoka and Yayoi/Nishino entirely? or just enough to 0lb/1lb the pal cards? if I do that, I'll have enough to dump 400 on Daisca/Shakur, 600 on Almond Eye, and 5 crystals.
>>579086087>Palmer Christmaswhat is "Christmas"?
>>579085816Only Mejiro Ramonu and Red Kitasan. I'm thinking about skipping Kitasan (a THIRD Kitasan? I'll already have two, rolling on Blanco) but anons said she's very dominant in Longs.
>>579086083Bro your tp pots? You didn’t waste them all on hopeless nonborrow loops and glue runs right?
>>579086083carats are money
>>579086087Maybe they like Palmer? Also it's a double banner with Bright who is Laurel tier
>>579086150he meant Hanukkah or Holidays
>>579086089>just skip Orfe/Ryoka and Yayoi/Nishino entirely?Pal cards are skippable if you rolled the rest of the cards you need. You need to be a hardcore style main for this though because you only have one borrow.
>>579085786>>579085939my erect penis twitches every time i look at teio, and if my penis isn't already erect it instantly becomes erect even with insufficient blood flow to my cock
>>579085994Alts are for dick pulling. If you don't dick pull frequently why are you even here?
>>579085939
>>579086089Yea, it's good to remember that you will lose out on some stuff, it's a gacha game designed to make you spend as much money as possibleGiving up on stuff that won't be meta relevant for long periods of time is the only way to not spend or spend as little as possible, you will just have to accept that during that time frame you won't build umas as strong as many other buhis
>>579085358>>579085631do they ever bring the card back for future annis or is it actually limited?
>>579085994What's the scam about alts? Gameplay-wise they are different charactersStory-wise it's the same character so I don't know what you expect
>Fan fest event is about Machan being sick, not a single Machan fan being there and Machan's time running out>Mood up Unique level updamn
>>579086394not everyone has a dick
>>579086394you need a wallet to dickpull, poors get no bitches
>>579086361you can only borrow one, aren't Orfe and Nishino mandatory for the scenario? and if the Pal cards are too, you should at least get 0lb/1lb of them, so you can borrow the other one
>>579086218rolling for long umas is dumb when they get used twice a year (+TT)
>>579086468Well... it's the umapyoi compensation.
I'm rolling for an uma almost every months while still keeping up with my schedule and I just have the daily carats
me waiting for a clubbie to rip of my clothes and have intercourse with me
>>579086738You'll wait a bit because V's clothes aren't exactly the smallest
>>579086718How long into the future is your schedule?
>>579086565Only the pal card is the scenario tax. You don't even need Tachyon for GL, but the card is so fucking good you run it anyway. You can't say the same for Orfe (guts lol) and Nishino (power LMAO) card.
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>579086415I wish I were rich so I could buhi. That makes sense, thanks anon. I'll slowly glean knowledge about what cards are going to be meta relevant for my main style and focus on those. And if those scenario cards behave the way Fuku Speed or NTR did in MANT...... then that would be fine. NTR was monstrously powerful, but you could easily borrow her instead and now she's pretty much a brick. Spending 400-600 pulls on her would feel very, very shitty if you're strictly f2p.
waiting for that member who keeps on requesting sashes and beat him to death before I tell danchou to get rid of him
>>579086373Fateio
>>579086927Umama...
people don't realize how comfy auto isyou can literally clank through the whole scenario without FOMO if you want to save and don't feel like you miss out on "THE" card for the scenario
>>579086885maybe you should try getting a job
>>579086995I actually kind of like this game and don't want to not play it for 5 months
>>579086089it will be really funny when the tucker/tamamo banner releases and all the must pull niggas get bricked because they got 3lb tucker 1lb tamamo and neither one is usable
>>579087134then spend money if you do like the game
why are umas keep being turned into animals besides horses
>>579087021I wouldn't spend money (except *maybe* for 3* uma selectors) on Uma Musume unless I were making over $700,000 per year. And probably not even then, paying for pixels just seems unreasonable, so only if I were retard rich would I even consider it.
Teio is fucking UGLY bastards
>>579087248I do thoughbeit I'm just not spending an extra $800 every scenario to fix my shit luck
>>579086825Until stam Doto and my schedule is not particularly tight. Also when you roll for umas most of the times you don't need to spark so you often end up with more carats than what it estimated. For example I wasn't sure if I could roll for Ruby until after getting Machan in 60 pulls
tracen trainers deserve superior french schools and trainees
>>579085961i'm yhyped
>>579087363>most of the times you don't need to sparkfuck off
do not redeem
>>579087459You only have 22% chance of getting to 200 pulls and I say this as someone who already had to spark Digitan and Sweepy
>>579087259umamusume is the billionaire's yacht club of gacha gamesdon't play this game if you're a banklet
YOU'RE GONNA LOSEYOU CAN STILL GO OPEN LEAGUE
horses WOULD do this
>>579087210>Tucker has to be mlb to be usablenice try
>>579087557Hmm, who will I trust, Cygame's pure and honest claims about rates or my own lying eyes when pulling.
>>579087210You got those numbers backwards
>>579087481do anons really do this? never unlock a trainee and assume they'll hit a 0.06% chance when they umaroll next? do you faggots even understand probability?
>this is an ad on 4chin on the year of our lord 2026What would your trainee rate your cock? I think I would be a solid 9/10
cock n ball
>get interested in Calstone because of her design and what little I've seen of her character>check her statsWhat the hell is this?
>>579087481kek you got one
>>579087750Conversely, why would you unlock unless you have a use for them right then and there?
....acceptable
>>579087632
>>579087210I have 600 pulls on every banner starting from Ramonu so on this one I'm sure to have rainbow stones (for Tamamo), If I don't 2LB this bitch then I'm permaborrowing her.
>>579087632>he thinks it's about the stats
>>579087827You should've expected this from your keiba reps
Really cutting it close there Sweepy
do not ask currenchuds why they aren't running her in CMs BRO!! (HER APTITUDES IS DOG SHIT)
>>579087856you wouldn't. But there's no point in doing legends race for an uma you're not going to use (I'm skipping Blue Teio, already have Red Teio), so as soon as I get the one I'm aiming for (Oguri) I'm using her immediately.
>>579087827shes a retard who can literally only run in a straight line, what did you expect? at least you can chansform her for miles
>>579087827based racist
>>579088065I HATE CURREN
Is this one of those "if losing, still lose" skills
s-s-s-shut the fuck up
>>579088065It's not even F-G this time, turns out no one loves curren
Nice cock, Trainer! The shape is nice. The curve is just a liiiiittle bit too much, but it's not detrimental. The length and girth are alright. Overall, I'd rate it an 8/10! Good job, Trainer!
>>579088319no, it's the "speed carryover on the right track" kind of skillput it on your xogger and she will NYOOOOOM
>>579087907>>579087952either make your case or I'll dismiss you as a trolling retard, just like the anons who said you have to have Light Hello at mlb or she's shit. I've made mine, which is that pal cards in general are good for their scenario link and that's the only reason to use them. The bonus increases when you go on dates and stat bonuses increases are comparatively insignificant.
oh no no no currenbros we are being exposed for larping quick someone post their cm18 curren now...WAIT we have NONE (nada, zero, zilch) oh nononono currenbros wtf
>>579088319dime a dozen midrace velocity skillthe only ones you actually care about at this point are accels, get your fill then just stuff your uma full of whatever gives you speed
>>579080226https://www.youtube.com/shorts/og2RNAJvkJAThe actual human behind her is unbelievably cute. So that helps.
>>579088509curren is for sprint, she's not an all terrains whore like other umas
>>579088630is there a reason behind Mambo being an unbelievable fuckup? It's cute, sure, but I wonder if it's something Cygames just made up or is it a reference to the IRL racehorse somehow?
>>579087827>>579088065How many umas are there that can only run 1 distance?I don't know my horse lores
>>579088475falco would rate every cock a 10/10, because thats what a proper fan-pleasing umadol would do
curren is for all cocks
>>579088501Tucker literally doesn't have a scenario link below 3LB. You're playing 4/5ths of a scenario without her. Displaying the stat differences below MLB doesn't mean anything when you are never using her unless it's at 3LB (your own) or MLB (borrowed).
>gets blown eat>has a retarded wordy fit
>>579088509don't worry nobody had any expectations for curren coomers
Is Risky Business good? Umalator's saying it's worse than a generic straightaway skill
>>579088815why are her eyes spirals
>>579084340>>579088760
>>579088779Curren looks like she'd rate her onii-chan's cock an 11/10 as a lie even if it didn't make her feel good and she'd even fake her orgasms
>>579088865She has Rinnengan
>>579088760The horse would get nosebleeds a lot and was a jobber. They didn't have to stretch reality too far.
>>579088630What a goofball
>>579088865It fits her ditzy personality. Shut up and stop asking questions.
>>579088793>Tucker literally doesn't have a scenario link below 3LBwhat the FUCK there's no way Cygames would do something that jewish..........and even as I say that I'm a getting a cold twisty feeling in my stomachI'm skipping that banner if you're telling the truth, because FUCK THAT SHIT
>>579088850forgot my lust provoking image
>>579088951My sister does this, but now I'm more confident on my size
>>579088951At least she has a boyfriend not like Falco being a Triple Crown cock jockey
>>579088760The actual horse was prone to nosebleeds and there are stories of pulling out of races for spider bites or other small but surprisingly repetitive problems that I could see being interpreted as more cutesy-clumsy than perpetually injured.Also Canopus. So no G1 wins. They all get a bit bullied in their characterisations for that.
cm18 status?
>>579088509late surger curren status?
>>579088475>>579088779>>579088951>>579089137ok but how does this relate to umama and v
falcock
>>579088850Bisquey Rizzness
CM drama and club drama will overlap.This is like being born in December and only getting 1 gift for Christmas and your birthday
Mambo isn't retatded...
>>579089168I'm still not done looping parents I'm not even aiming for green skills anymore just a generic running style parent with relevant running style skills
>>579089060you can't skip it, you need the carats for future cardsevery scenario card afterwards is full power at 0LB
>>579088961ummm ackshually if you are refering to indra's spiral pattern in the manga its a mangekyou sharingan THO
>>579089195>fuku is incompetent but good luck for her teamSasuga.
>do my dailies>3 daily racesMan it's so dissapointing
>>579089318>you can't skip it, you need the carats for future cardsI don't understand that sentence, it seems the second clause contradicts the first. rephrase? Why do I have to dump 400-600 pulls into Tucker/Tamamo?
>>579089462Skipping the scenario means not participating in PVP and you need the cards for PVP
is this good enough for A finalspls say yes
>>579089353I'm talking about Madara's one.
Aston Machan is br*t*sh?!
>>5790891685 more borrows to try and fish mile S out for my third ace today otherwise im coping with a UG7 statline
>>579089672xwo...............
>>579089195>one autist runs late curren and winsbased
>>579089168
>>579089672>pumpcheck>leap forwardcheck>after schoolcheck>mile Suhhhhhhhhhhshe will win races and get to group A at least, I hope you have 2 other aces
>>579088319>mid race for end closerExactly what it says on the pack
>>579089745Bonbon intelligent
i was bored so i decided to learn to code java for an extremely outdated mobile platform to make a silly machan gamethoughts?
>>579089168Doing one ace manually, clanking the other 4 borrows
>>579089703madara had mangekyo sharingan too didn't hebetter example would be pain
>>579089882but what about bobo gaslight
>>579089195You are only'sovlful if you do outlier shit like this
>>579089793xwhat....>>579089818>I hope you have 2 other acesI hope I do too within 29 hours
>>579089541that doesn't make sense, dumping 400-600 pulls into a banner costs 60-90k carats, CMs get you an infinitesimal fraction of that even if you win plat. I'll just borrow Tucker and ignore Tamamo. Anons made a pretty good case that you don't necessarily need the accompanying gacha card if you've been focused properly on your own main style.
That's a lot of 3*s
>>579089713Shes named after a british car brand
>>579088771Depends on what you qualify as "can only run 1 distance". There are a couple of sprinters that have only A in sprint and at most B in a mile. There is Cafe that has A only in long and B in Med. I am pretty sure there is an uma that only has A in mile (Daring Heart I think?), but I don't know if there is any that has A only in med
>>579089960I believe her
>>579089703but the point was that the rinnegan has a concentric pattern not a spiral like dotoes...
>>579089903symbian my beloved
>>579089960t-thanks4* pwr 3* stam 4* mile 1* frontwhatever
>>579089195Xogfags btfo
>>579089168i have a single ace.
wuz poppin B
>>579089903Dismiss carries a lot of weight for some reason
okay but what about the GOD uma with A in all distances? (ignore the fact that you need 7 sparks to get sprint/mile to A tho)
>>579089903Nokia is the definition of "if winning, lose"
>>579090080>I don't know if there is any that has A only in medUWAAAAAH TORENA-SAN HAS FORGOTTEN ME
>>579089903i dont believe you did this
>>579090080Tokai Teio
>>579089168Mile maven chain going to 2 early classic and never reappearing on my machan
>>579090376I LOVE TICKEZO SO MUCH
>>579090030wtf did she really do this?
>当たり前じゃない?>Hehe, do pearls come from oysters?you don't hate localizers enough
>>579085046He says [Lates need more wit] so that those umas don't get fucked over by positioning rng too oftenHe also says that they don't necessarily need as much wit if you're willing to gamba, which is the playstyle of Sashi/Betweener itself, so you can allocate stats to stam/pow/guts depending on the distance
>>579090528ching chong to you too sir
>>579090482it's almost like Taiki.........forgot Machan
Lates are the Power style thoughbeit
>>579090378i did do this
>>579090304What about her?
>>579090528I think "does the pope shit in the woods?" is a better translation
>>579089929>he didn't finish Shippuden
Pandora LOVE
>>579090528could have been worse, could have been>does a bear shit in the woods?actually hearing Pearl say that would turn me on
>>579090794I did but it was like so long ago there's no way I can remember
>>579090794Konan died and so did my interestSeeing what the community became, I don't regret it
>>579090119Didn't remember Indra had a spiral one.
>>579079951Nah. Its not the end of the world. Biggest thing is energy for the Strategy hints. If you have at least 4 songs, keep going. This scenario doesn't take that long so its not worth it to glue run, especially since its more common to get 9* that you can use later.>>579080141Its rare but happens. Happened to me a few times but usually she comes in junior year and almost always after I rest
neighas here really reminiscing about their time with the """naruto community""" wtf
>>579090783isn't she the undisputed goat of track affinity? >sprint B>mille/medium A>long Ccan't think of anyone easier to make run all distances. sasuga Super Car
>>579090760ok i take it back thats very cool anon good job. it has the vibes of touhou OC from 2004.
>Support Event Chance Up Lvwhat does it even do
Do victories and fans affect career ranking points?
>>579090857>seeking the pearl says this>gives me this look>all i hear is "does your peen fit in my womb?"WOAH MOMMA I'M ERECT NOW
>>579091069Increases the chance of a support chain event
>>579055929Can't wait for Agnes World to be released so Bono can finally have a relative in the game to talk about.
>>579091069it is supposed to make event chains finish more consistently but it actually does nothing
>>579091069helps you finish your chains sometimes lol
>>579091069I don't believe it does JACK FUCKING SHIT
>>579089903>>579090760>Unregistered HyperCam 2>Nokia Asha 303 emulator>Java>Windows XP InterfaceWhat the fuck, man
>>579091017>he didn't browse narutoforums back in the dayoguribro btw
Are you going to win CM?
>>579091281I already gave up
They should've given Machan an E in Medium. She's the potential uma of her time.
>>5790910690.000000000000000000000001%+ chance of finishing your support card events
>>579091054There are a fewMaruzen, Mayano, Dictus, Halo, Bobo and choccy wife
>>579090760Marudevsky...
>>579091281machan gets to go to finals but I can't make her be in a winning team, she's uncooperative as fuck
>>579091281would you give me a smoochie if I did?
>>579091281If I do, it'll be pure luck
>>579090760>>579089903wow
>>579091281I have one actual ace and 2 reused debuffers, I'll be surprised if I make it to A finals
>>579091507no because you're scary
>>579090921Well the manga explains that Pain's rinnengans are actually Madara's one that he developed because fused Hashirama cell's into his body and so had both the chakra of the reincarnations of Indra and Ashura, children of The Six Ways Sage.He gave them to Nagato (which will then be pain) because he needed someone young and capable to hold such power until he will eventually resurrect. Nagato is choosen because he is Uzumaki, and Uzumaki's clan is famous for having huge amount of chakra, making him able to not only hold it, but even use it in some ways. Kakashi explained how he cannot properly control the Sharingan and how much it tires him because he's not of the Uchiha clan and he hasn't enough chakra to use it properly.
>>579091540>bringing debuffers to a mile cm
>>579091281I got mile S on all three ace with subpar stats and skills
>>579091553it's alright
I think you should eat your vegetables
>>579091602I'm lazy
>>579091653
>>579091120replyy pĺs
>>579090947probably got retconned or somethingdepends if you consider fillers canon (lol)
>>579091385Bourbon>Sprint C, Mile B, Medium A, Long BMayano>Sprint D, Mile D, Medium A, Long ADictus>Sprint D, Mile A, Medium A, Long DHishiama>Sprint D, Mile A, Medium A, Long BVerdict is in, Marusexy is clear goat of all-rounder distance aptitudes
>narutards can post in 4chan without being bulliedTo be fair, this comfy future isn't that bad even though you're part of the reason as to why I left /a/>>579091756victories do because you get stats from winning races, fans don't
>>579091779But that's the anime, not the mangaWeren't you talking about the manga?
>>579091579Nagato was Uzumaki? I should really reread it or some shit one day I don't remember shit
>>579091653How about no
>>579091878bro is clutching his fist in anger because anime he hates is being talked aboutget laid nerd
>>579091878it's not 2010 anymore unc, I was there when people shat on shonentards tooget with the times
>>579091239i was bored
>>579091878You now remember the gateway anime copypasta
>>579092028would brian refuse rice at kbbq joints knowing it's a trap to feed you empty carbs
>>579091790>everybody forgets about me
>>579091790Helios could have been on here but she has long E. No clue why they'd do that.
The chads of /a/ also rule this place.
>>579091885idk bro the manga one looks washed af im not flipping through 1000 pages of manga to verify the authenticity so i just googled it same spiral tho
>>579092037I'm just feeling nostalgic for the old times
>>579091913Uzumaki are famous for 3 things:Expertise in FuinJutsuRed HairsHuge amount of chakra
>>579092157because helios never ran long races
>>579091352I love her little plushie
>>579091579Sometimes I feel many shonen tried to be Death Note in the sense that it was all someone's KEIKAKU DOORI, but it makes everything around them fucking boring because it turns out everything that happened was the bad guy's plan AND HE STILL FUCKING LOSES
>>579092184Are they still on Namek?
>>579092184my fuarking hero
>>579092135my apologies, Kingu>Sprint A, Mile B, Medium B, Long Csame tier as Bourbon, very good but a tier below Maruzensky
last time I posted on /a/ they still did their job of keeping that shounshit off the board
>>579092357there's /dbz/ on /a/, though?
naruto is so fucking bad bros, you know hololive english is fucking shit because it's full of naruto fangirls meanwhile hololive JP is made up of DBZ oldfags and new fans getting in through kakarot
>>579092496last time I posted on /a/ was over 15 years ago
>>579092283>bygone meme
>>579091790Marusneedsky also has a big advantage since she isnt forced to do silly career goals so she can do 25 G1 careers super easy
>>579092542hololive is just period though
>naruto>hololive>dbz
>>579092591Yes, there's an ovulation tracker for hololive
>>579092561That meme is pretty new like decantering
I hope I get some VI tokens this turn
>>579092576I haven't tried it, but you could probably clank Maruzensky without even changing her aptitudes. Sprint B is a terrible idea in manual, but it might work great if you clank.
>>579092665Yeah, let's talk about Bleach instead.
sometimes i think about how the dragonball thread on /a/ was (and is) a complete fucking wasteland of incomprehensible gibberish but also produced the only relevant /a/ memes in over a decade
>>579092718Haha of course it is *rapes you*
>>579092808Orihime won
>>579092817the thread tanked that btw
>>579092808bleach was always the only good shonen after all
>>579092840
>>579092808I agreeThe girls I'd fuck the most are Neliel and UnohanaWhat about you bro?
>>579092873She may have won, but she doesn't make my dick hard in the slightest, so she might as well have lost.
>>579092873
>>579092157>No clue why they'd do that
>>579092718>like decanteringthat one's cheating because the anime is still airing
>>579092942Bro your HxH?
>>579092778I have and she is great, only issue is she seems to never hit 600 stam even with 1 stam card
>offtopic friday
>>579093191>anime adaptationHoly fuck
>>579092885How are the halls nowadays? I used to post there to discuss Daima but Pintar, Liam and the jannies made me avoid this thread like the plague.
the older i get the more i like dragonball actually
>>579093234Umamusume have the properties of both Uma and Musume.
>>579093281You could say its a..marevlous friday
>>579092280Yeah Naruto ended up being a whole "I PLANNED ALL OF THIS!"and then another one comes and says the same thing.
>>579092665nah lets discuss Inuyasha
>>579093281gwo we're pre-cm there's nothing else to do but clank
uma musume are so sexygod i wish musume were real
>>579093309The opposite for me, I try watching dragon ball or dragon ball z and I fall asleep because I have watched it so much I know it by heart. I don't watch the newer ones.
>>579093381And neither were as memorable or interesting as the guy who was all rage
>>579093420I'm making my aces now
>>579093494Super Creek knows you're watching her.
this is inhumane
>>579093465I've been enjoying nip streamers playing Kakarot and experiencing the Dragon Ball story for the first time in their life through an earbud while I'm at work to the point where I could write out a script of the entirety of Dragon Ball.
>>579093494Lingering over Oguri's chest is a waste of time.
>>579092665What about ONE PIECE
>>579093465>I don't watch the newer ones.You're not missing much. DB got into the loop of not trying anymore so they just recycle what they did before They were literally copying the older seasons in the manga lmao
>>579093465well yeah i don't really rewatch things except for really specific clips or segments. i did read the dbz manga just to see what it was like and was extremely impressed by toriyama's paneling, it made me understand why he was considered an icon.
>This weekend is the last one of the summer seasonAre you ready for Autumn season and G1s to start?
does machan disappear if you take your meds
>>579093494My latin american Shounenshit loving heart makes me unable to not like all of Tama's scenes in cingray, the lightning aura is dope, literally more distracting than Creek's swinging maestros
>>579093494>the only one not showing tummy is creekDEVS? DEVS? CREEK TUMMY? WHERE IS MY CREEK'S TUMMY
cute nature
naruto (especially shippuden) is one of the most miserable things i’ve watchedi kept thinking “surely it’s gonna get good” all the way up until the ninja war arc and then i just fully dissociated
>>579093119>>579092265The joke was the long aptitude had to be E so her aptitudes would spell BABE. Apparently it is DWEEB hours right now.
>>579093762generational aura loss
>>579093762i literally thought the moro arc was made up by the dragonball general thread as a bit
>>579093747I watched Pekora do that because I enjoyed her commentary she seemed to really not know anything about it, don't watch her much though but she really is the peak of these kind of streamers.
>>579093494cingray creek is so pretty
>>579093829Looking forward to seeing Lovcen tear up the track again. I was getting withdrawls from the summer.
>>579093953still can’t believe they actually went with gohan blanco
is creek the perfect uma to become like a mother to me?
I now remember chainsaw man part 2
>>579085491What's the full chart? Seems interesting
>>579093465Dragon Ball Super didn't end because they got hyatus since Toriyama died. We're still waiting for a new arch.Also his last "work" Daima is really really really bad and retarded.
>>579093829so that is why the game puts shion stakes and rose stakes on the same turn
>>579094183I liked it, I liked it a lot man. Not gonna comment on the ending. Just like this thread, it will be over.
>>579094074You will see him on the 21st of September in the Kobe Shimbun Hai>>579094228here
>>579094139reminder that toriyama didn't like gohan and super hero was originally going to be a piccolo solo movie but the anime production staff insisted on having gohan share the spotlight so he was forced to make him relevant again and give him a new form, but as penance he was excluded completely from daima
Time up I guess. Which three should I keep as ace? (Or two and a debuffer?)Finemo and Digitan are PIA to train. No speed/power bonus for Finemo and need 2 speed/ 1 power set up for digitan suck ass.Only a few run for Taiki and one run for Nishino after I got her with Machan. Groundwork is mistake.
speaking of anime, i was looking for something to watch and i heard Shangri-la Frontier was the most watched anime in america or some shit (I was that desperate for any recommendation) so I tried watching it for a bit. My ears kept perking up because the VAs kept saying "kusoge" over and over and I realized I knew what that meant because of this thread. Thanks /uma/!
>>579093919What's funny to me is that Naruto, the kid, had a way more serious and mature anime, while Naruto, the Shippuden adult, had a show/manga that almost appears written by an angsty fan
>>579091239>>579090760This image is LOADED if hilarious bullshit
One Piece?
>>579093762You just know they didn't care about DBS manga at all because they took a random guy who was drawing a spin-off manga for fucking Dragon Ball Heroes and told him he is now the successor of Toriyama kekAlso Toyotaro literally never drew a manga of his own btw, no wonder the manga turned shit
>>579094276Your voting rights should be taken away
>>579090760>GTA San Andreas
>>579094432No.
She's so pretty bros
must had been insane for the jp client to go from yeppers to machan
>>579094276You should be called Shit Taste Man, because you're a man and you have shit taste.
>>579094554I know, it's really hard to live knowing she will never be real...
BAAAAAAAAAAKE
>>579094254To be fair, bad and retarded is what Toriyama enjoyed. He was always more a comedian than an action writer>>579094323BASEDThey killed his chance to make Gohan great in the Buu saga, so he killed him for good when they tried to make him relevant>>579094432Only people I know who like that have shit taste so>>579094183I liked it's girls porn
>>579094613>>579094520I liked the girls, is that a good excuse?
I'm getting bored. Start the CM.
Stamina is a gaslight, right?
SiL would look at Asa and say "Woah, she is literally me".
BUT SIR THE RIGGING ISNT READY YET
>>579094845retard
>>579094770csm was kinda mid.....
>>579094770It's fine.
>>579094845yes
This has been the best /uma/ thread in a while but can someone bake so we forget about it?
>>579094987>>579094987>>579094987
>>579094845>59I hate the fact that there's so many wasted resources that amount to nothing
>>579094989no, you will stay here forever
>>579094383what’s so funny
>>579095089your retardation and lack of reading capabilities
>>579094770>wrote out all the actually good girls like kobeni, reze, power, makima, and nayuta to push a shit girl like asano, it's not a good excuse. the only good female character introduced in part 2 was fucking famine (the real one) and she ended up being irrelevant past her 3 introductory chapter too.
