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This but on Bobo's butt
>>579116056There's just something (besides looking hot) that makes me tick when ti comes to Bourbon. I don't know what but I just feel it. Also still no success on the rerolls. Maybe I should've gone on an emulator and kept that 1st account
>>579116120I want to make out with Nakafesta and call her cute
wahey
>>579116202
I was 9 stam away from 1100. fuck fuck fuck FUCK this was the one
Should I get this
*coughs blood*dancho........my tp..........
>>579116307it wasn'tbe at ease
I'm all for Crown propaganda
>>579116307holy retard
>decide to do ace runs today instead of my daily looping>club drops 10 ranksI fucking hate you guys
>>579116435mambwo...
>>579116015One of the few Umas that has an actually practical racing getup as well.
read my manga nonny
>>579116642no thanksboring cunt
>>579116435mambro...
>>579116642more like sakura LMAOrel
>>579116642I will read it when Bubble Gum Fellow shows up and beats Laurel's ass to the ground.
will this be the most competitive cm so far?
>>579116642>crawliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing in my skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin>these woooounds they will nooooot heeeeeeeeeeal
>>579116912that was last cm
Tachyon LOVE
The audacity to run while being THAT slow!
>>579116921wtf that's me
cba to do round 1 day 1 on launchumasumi
>>579116912nah
>>579116838I haven't read a single page of the manga or know anything about bubblegum fellow aside from what she looks like but yes, I agree.
>>579117292I still don't have my aces so I'm waiting for tomorrow's 5 borrows
>>579117292Musisumi
>>579117167don't you start too umommy
>>579117382tell me to go eat then
>>579117382No, I'm your udaddy.
more like bubble cum fellow lmao
i'm nyooticing some Crown propaganda...
Today is the death anniversary of Dantsu Flame, winner of Takarazuka Kinen, two second places on the first two legs of the classic crown and a fifth place on the third one
Wtf when did I enroll my uma in the spic division?
Umadol Summer
>>579117539'mama should be the one making food if she is a good girl
>>579117725Imagine
>>579117607This but unironically.
>>579116642saving until my wife laurel
>>579117807
>>579116642more like sakura larpel
>>579117771die scumI'm always a good girl.
>>579117539i'll msg u on da cord
>>579117971fine prove it then
rate the pull scheduleanything in between now and condor worth adding?
for me, it's when Machan looks at me a little teary eyed after she wins a G1 in the final placings result
The only club drama we will have this month is TamaLove not being top 500/Uma/Club danchud poach a danchou, please
So is Machan a ghost after the Sprinters Stakes? Is that why Akikawa gives you chocolate on Valentine's Day?
>>579118146that's a lot of racers
>>579118146>200 for ramonunice
>>579118208>Autis/uma/ not being A+ isn't even worth drama anymoresad
>mlb kitasan>2lb tachy>1lb summer maru>base creek>base finei've mainly just been borrowing one of the optimal mlb SSR wits during my runs and hardly ever training long uma, but i would end up swapping my borrow for mlb creek in that caseat this point i've got both my anni selectors still plus a rainbow crystal, considering using the crystal to get tachy to 3lb cause i'm not planning on pulling during her rerun, but what should i use the anni selectors on? or should i just hold onto them at this point cause another lb or two on creek or fine wouldn't be worth it
>>579118146Isn't it better to selector Blaze Brian, considering her CMs are far away? I heard someone mentioning that, need confirmation.
>>579118220wait wat
>>579118252oopsie doodlesstill have 80.8k for laurel when fixed to 400
>>579118208just wait until gayashi leaves bricked again dramahoe
Good night friends!! I have a feeling this next month is going to be rough!
>>579118146It's goodAs long as you can afford the 3 big card banners then pull whatever uma you want
>>579118208>>579118281Autis/uma/ poaching Almondanchou on her return is also not dramaworthy I'm starting to believe Autis/uma/ has half of the Curren posters
>>579118146Ace is there, so it's already a 10/10 by my standards.
>>579118229ive looked at the future cast, I think simply all my oshis are happening now and diamond is just the best outfit in the game. Ill just pull for meta umas down the timeline and run my favorites
>>579118352On Valentine's Day in her Akikawa gives you chocolate and is like>You worked so hard for Machan I wanted to give you this personallyMachan gives you chocolate too later but at this point in the story there are other elements that also point to her being a ghost without spoiling too much.
why is mile maven so fucking strong
>>579118146what even comes out after pasa thats worth saving for?
>>579118108>loves (You)>daily sex>chore enjoyer>will call you daddylast reason is a secret
>>579118480Autis/uma/ has become a low rank club, it's like drama posting about Buttsweat or Umasumi, nobody cares until they can at least compete for A+ Their Danchou isn't fun to shitpost about either
I don't know what's with the bourbon posting todaybut I dig it
>>579118146brian, kitasan, ace are less than 1 month away from their ticket
>>579118836always a good time to post her
>>579118398it's gonna be alright friend, gn
>>579118220Machan died on April 21, 2008, I think Valentine events should be safe from shenanigans. Her next race was scheduled for March, Takamatsunomiya Kinen, which is why noone sees her by that point.
>>579118858will consider this if I get shit luck with any of them
>>579118812you like kids?
>>579118146VFujin, but you already have a lot of umas, so you'd probably have to cut one. I would actually cut another uma and do 400 on Ramonu. Or skip her entirely and do 600 on Bourbon, since you're (presumably) maining fronts.
>>579119061HELL NO!!
I will keep getting umas at under 100 rolls while budgeting 200 for them, so that I always come out with extras, to roll even more umas
>>579119180you were so close to being perfect
oh look anons are posting pulls now. I will too!I mostly main fronts, btw. I have 3 crystals right now, will have 4 by the time Wit Bourbon dropsI'm not 100% sold on Red Kita, I'll have 2 Kitas already, and 2027 pulls are going to be awful
>>579119016
mejiwo bober
>>579119319BERIEVE HARD
>>579118983Thats when people first start forgetting her though. She talks about how none of the other umas made her chocolate
>>579119191Ive only pity pulled one uma I think, cant even remember who. just better to plan for an unexpected deficit of carats rather than an expected surplus
>>579119061I love em
>>579119307I don't like saying it but you are exactly in the kind of situation where paypigging for uma selectors could save youBut I respect you if you don't want to do it
>>579118797FatQueen for paces, Dia for Lates, and Taishin for Ends
>>579118836New anon mentioned he liked her so I just went fishing for images and posting them all since I didn't have much artwork of her.
>>579119294can't let them take my man's attention away from me.
>>579119510not this way
>>579119682Who is that man
>>579119525yeah, I'm honestly tempted. Next year is going to be truly nail-biting, and I will have to skip all the scenario cards and only roll for 0lb/1lb pal cards.
>>579119319luv this creature
>>579119682
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/HM1qJc>https://jiggie.fun/HM1qJchttps://jiggie.fun/HM1qJc>https://jiggie.fun/HM1qJchttps://jiggie.fun/HM1qJc
My new headcanon is everything that happens after Valentine's Day is the delusional trainer trying to get Machan remembered. Thats why even the merchandiser mentions the oka sho and sprinters stakes and nothing else.
>>579119637is it too hard to dreamabout oyakodon at comiketplease cygays don't send the yakuza I need this
>>579118797Stam Sounds of Earth (fusion of Brian and Creek), wit Mcqueen for pace cucks, wit Dia and speed Duramente with free pulls, Orfevre and Ryoka in the 3rd anni banner
what should I do if someone is trying to skinwalk me
>>579120040skinrun away
>>579117725i want to do this to Rice so much...
>>579120040skinwalk them
>>579120040stop being annoying
>>579120040let them do it
>>579120040skinturn 360 degrees and leave
at a bunch of thai curry and caketraining last minute aces while watching isekaislopthis is the life
>>579120040skinmoonwalk. HEE HEE
Explain this behavior.What motivates them?
ryan LOVE
>>579120347What does this even mean
>>579120347
>>579120434I think ryan is cute
>>579120347pure love of the game
>>579120347Luv me mambros
BROS DO I NEED Gold skill from Light hello? For late surgers?
>>579120324Baljeet
>>579118836I wonder if Bobo is even aware of how sexy she is.
>>579120347Leave the dramaposting to Curren sisters your post makes no sense
>>579119043same guy, probably a better idea to not roll on kita if I dont care about diamond and use the ticket on her, right? shared banner and all and dont think I want anyone else I dont already own besides base oguri for parenting
>>579120347Holy shit
cm starts in 1 hour, post your READY face
>>579120625
>>579120540for everyone, it's a godlike skill
>>579120540No only fronts and paces want it.
>>579120625let's goooooooooo
>>579120735wait reallyI thought it was supposed to be overpriced garbage like the last one
someone latepill me right now, ive never seen lates do well ever and never had a late I made be usable. is it just an inside joke to run lates or is it only for debuffers?
>>579120876Kawacutie
>>579120829no way, playtime is over was already a great skill you want see ya later! on every runner for every distance for every single CM during this scenario
>>579120829No its bad for late surgers 95% chance of it doing nothing unless it happens to activate exactly at the right moment.
>1/2 tp is overIt's still alright to do karats resets? I can get 200 carats a day right?
>>579120876Try being better at the game
>>579120876Lates are really strong but shitters are attracted to the playstyle because lmao gambling so a lot of Lates you see will be shit
>>579120876lates were strong at times, nyesthis time they're just ok though
>>579120876Lates will be consistently good when they have access to consistent midracePearl Speed does not count
>>579121027Danchou here, yep you'll still break even as long as you bring fan bonus cards and do all the G1s
>>579120876lates are for gamblingwe lateGODS enjoy the fact that every matchup is a complete coinflip between first and ninth
>>579120876i dunno, but one of these days my rock (Sat Dia) will win a race
>>579120735>watched it on game tora Yeah you rightWhat about >Lane Legerdemain? I can chose IT or chose double circle fall runner and right handedWhat is better?
>>579121162why is doto gray
Now I cant log in...Im gonna guess that I can't reroll now because there's maintenance right? Man did I fucking pick right day and time to start. I have to keep doing it for her....
>>579121256>movement skillsthey do nothing, the only movement skills that work are for fronts, get your greens
>>579121027nyonly 100 carats
>Haven't had Seiun in any of my TT so want to put her in mile>Only cards care about finishing their chain are Kitasan, Bobo, Taiki, and Creek (helps her with the long career races and I want to throw Mad Dash and RS: Stamina on her if possible)>Five runs since yesterday and in four of them, only two of those cards finish their chain. I even had one run with only one chain finishI'm impressed I even have competent aces for this CM with the golds I care about on them.
>>579121127Ty danchgod
>>579121348>Now I cant log in...Im gonna guess that I can't reroll now because there's maintenance right?what? im in the game just fine
>>579121348you are a retardstop trying this hard to fit in, just jerk off to images on the internet jesus christ
>>579121348Shouldn’t be maintenance, might be getting rate-limited
I'm gonna have a good time in OPEN LEAGUE
>>579121534you aren't a big enough pig to get me at my rates
>>579121363Ty bwo
>>579121348the hell are you even rerolling for
>>579121348close the game and try again, there is no maintenance today
>>579120876a-any second now lategwo....
>>579121649okay it worked thanks
>doing spechud >all runs are unlucky as fuck>last borrow a day>got thisHOLY rate
HISHI AKEBONO READY TO TAKE OFF!
I like it when I do friend training with Marvelous Sunday and she goes>Eesay BUFFALO!
>>579121291it's zombiedoto
>>579121536Good luck fukubro
>>579121910bwo your lightning strike
>>579121949what even is inside those boxes that even umas have a hard time lifting them
>>579122112No one does this
Out of TP
>>579122139dark matter
*1* Guts 2* Pace Chaser's you*
any cuties
>>579122112>gaslightning strikeleap is enough bwo... which that anon didn't get either
I came and I'm back to normal now
>>579122264use THOSE
im cumming
>3LB fine motion>0LB maruAlright I'll call it here I guess. You guys said I need the MLBs for the pvp so whatever. I'll see if I can scrounge up enough rolls to spark more Maru. Thanks for giving me all the info
>>579122909bricked...
>>579116642Only if you show 1995 Sprinter Stakes.
>>579122909that is good brosky, you can go and play and if you get 15k carats you can complete the 200 rolls for a free copy of Maru or FMshows full deck of SR and SSR you got if you want advice on deck building or just try playing the game now
>>579122909You would ideally want to reroll until you get the nutso double MLBMight take a few hours
>>579122909not bad at allnext time you get a selector or a crystal you can drop it on lb1 maru and it'll be pretty copeable
Feelin' good, Feelin' real good. This is gonna be a great cm.
>>579123151NTA but double MLB in 100 rolls would take an insane amount of time
>>579123281thought you get a lot more starting now
>>579122336>skinwalking samuel
>login>there is cum on the club couch again
Pandora LOVE
30 minutes until everyone gets raped by the gray phantom
>>579123456I liked cuties before /uma/ was even born
>>579123596god i wish
>>579123159I bet your tits feel real good
What is the scenario tax pal/group card for the mecha uma scenario?Does that scenario just not have one? If so what pal/group card did people use, or did they just not use one at all?
>>579123647If she put her arms behind her back and spun around really fast I bet she could smack you with her tit
>>579123605Frenchbwo...
Nobody can skinwalk you if you post anonymously
>>579123605YWNBU (you will never be umama)
>>579123772Bunch of scenario links, no pal/group
>>579123801Impressive power.
>>579123118
>>579123840You can if you think Anonymous is the usernameWhich is the most schizo thing to do in this place
I think I like Nice Nature...
>>579124229This is not a keep, chief
>>579124279Why did you just samefag your own post
I think this is my plan for the rest of the year and next yearI`m still not sure about Zephyr but her tits does things to me that shouldnt be possible Maybe I`ll skip her or Neo and paypig one of themI also plan to blow my crystals on either Ramonu wit or Pasa
>>579124229Anyway, join Mambo.
>>579124229that is really badyou can keep trying but if you don't wanna, the cards you can use are sweep tosho speed SR and Marvelous Sunday wit SR and Mejiro Ardan wit SRBorrow Kitasan Black and play the URA scenario
>>579124229unusable
Which club are you inWhich club do you wanna be in
>>579124578mambo/uma/club
>>579124365Uni might be the skip with the rest of your plan being PaceAssuming Vivlos is a dickpull
>>579124578Autis/uma/Mambo
>>579124578MamboMambo Premium (with discord)
>>579124578mamboumadash
>>579124304>>579124370>>579124508>>579124519I'm going to go kill myself and cyjews
>>579124578uma&comambo
Why did everyone mention mambo
>>579124578uma&couma&co
>>579124740Cute
>>579124578A lot of danchos are going to be scammed with resumes built during half tp
>>579124578umankoumama's umanko
>>579124578mamboexceluma
>>579124319Why did you skinwalk to samefag your own post samefagging your own post skinwalking
>>579124740omatsuri mambo
>>579124716You can speedrun 15k carats by getting trophies from winning races, skipping the free uma stories, doing missions and then use them to get more cards, it's not THAT bad if you want to be a newfriend for a bit and maybe aim for open league pvp instead of the sweaty one
>>579124773>>579124825>>579124836Umama&Co...
>>579124578mambodacchis
>>579124578autis/uma/autis/uma/i love my dacchis>kris s sticker.png
Post your CM warface
>>579124578mambooy neigh
>>579124618>>579124679>>579124850>>579125079please don't leave
>>579125168There's a Curren spy in Mambo?
>>579124630>Assuming Vivlos is a dickpullyes, so is Uni if Im being honestI can easily skip because the majority of the umas I really want will release in 2028I think I`ll commit to Zephyr tits, and see my carat situation after Ramonu
>>579125158
>>579124578honsefunhonsefun
>>579125158Fuck Paces!
your bro
>>579122264Toreena's dick is her charger btw.
>>579125310A year ago
>>579125310theres a spy in EVERY /uma/ club and we ALL KNOW where they come from
>>579125583Sex
>>579125168clean the club up
>>579125431my bro...
>>579125561Why has the /Uma/Club playlist never been leaked then
>>579125735It's that ass
>>579124578DacchisDacchis
>>579116316how much is it?
>>579124578discord club/uma/ club
>>579124578MamboMambo
If I get raped, let it be known that XOguri's a bitch ass motherfucker.
i'm ready to pull for sr bono card
>>579125410BASED
>>579125810That's even more of a reason to leak it
There's an unconscious Teio with cum all over her in the club's office. Again.
>>579116642Is that the manga that's geared towards suffering porn?
>>579125913She pissed on your wife?
Reminder to delete Sm*rt F*lcon from your account.
>>579125168clean the cum up
>>579126154
I'm retardedjust realized machan has innate groundwork
>>579125995Sorry I couldn't drink any more
>>579126205This was mambo?
>>579125168Look at this shit.>>579120347Clean up your mess.
>>579125995That's disgusting.I dont want to see Teio in my club office.
we all love curren here
5 minutes. I hope all Hoggers gets mauled in a dark alley by a pack of dogs. The rest of you gets love.
>>579126347I would never hate one of the sexiest umas of the game.
>>579126248I'm failing to see the problem
>>579126347I don't know why I thought her hand was going to be a low neckline.
>another attempted ace run where none of my SSRs provide their gold skills except for light helloWHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
I wish my nigekiri bros a very pleasant CM experience
>>579126036Yes, she was well-hydrated too.
>>579126443bro ur +5% to chain events songs??
>>579126443buy support card chain rate increase songs
>>579126245mambo is not this based and fun
Are doing CM right now or you gonna wait for sweats?
>>579126443If you spammed getting style skills, you would've be golden cause you're swimming in whites
>>579126225she also has innate TTLbut you still kinda want bobobrick because not having conc kinda stings
you guys ready?
>>579126347Whores deserve to be stoned to death.
>>579126410>I'm failing to see the problemThat's the point desu
my small wife
>>579126676I'd rather borrow teio wit to hit the cap, 1k feels so bad
Ready! Steady! D
>>579126347
>>579125472my doorknob...
Post you're Tazuna gaslight team
>>579126052You will lose finals to my falco
Any sloptuber playing on reset?
LETS GO
>>579126898mister birb of light
Why is my trainee so mean?
>>579126854
>>579126854>Tazuna gaslight team is the same as what I was planningNICE
>>579124392
nice CM cygays
Sure I guess
I'm fucking scared bros
GOOD START
>>579126960but is it true?
A good start
It's time
>>579126921I like how Rice is barely tall enough to be spotted over the race results. She looks so short compared to the left and right entrants.
>>579127218SOVL
Anyone else here do absolutely 0 preparation for this CM and are just winging it?
>>579127218Themed teams are based
its just that easy
>>579127083Lost to end Xog
Off to a fine start.
Maya! Maya! Maya! Mayaa!Maya Flower Sweepy!Ah Kunkakunka(sniff-sniff)! Kunkakunka(sniff-sniff)! SuuHa(Breath in and out)! SuuHa(Breath in and out)! Good smell…Kunkun(sniff-sniff)Nhah! I wanna Kunkakunka (sniff-sniff) Maya-tan's(tan = chan: add arfter first name) fluffy wedding dress! Kunkakunka (sniff-sniff)! Aha!Mistook! I wanna mofmof (fluffy-fluffy)! Mofmof (fluffy-fluffy)! Mofmof (fluffy-fluffy)! Puffy Fluffy Mofmof (fluffy-fluffy)! Karikarimofmof! Cuincuin(onomatope)Maya on training event was Cuuuutteeee! aa!…aaa…Ahaa!FAnnn!Congratulation 1st concert was on air! Flower-tan! Cute! Sweep-tan! Cute! Ah!Precious Treasure Box was bought and I'm happ… NooO! NyaaaN! Gya(Aarrghhh)!Gahhhaaa! Mile S is not real! Oh…Speed Star and Professor of Curvature is too…A c e R u n I s N o t R e a l? Nyaaan! Uwaa!Getchaaaa! Noooo! Haaan! Uwwwwwa!This! Fxxk! I give up! I give up such a real(life)…te…what? Look? Performing Maya-tan is looking at me?Dancing Sweepy-tan is looking at me ! Flower-tan is watching me! Cute Flower-tan is looking at me!Maya-tan on concert is watching me! I feel relieved… The world is not that bad!Iyahhooooo! Maya is with me! I did it, Kety! I can do it!oh, uma's Maya-chaaANnnn!!! NooOOOoo!!AhAnaahaana, Ms MAYA! Sweep, SWEEEPYYYY! NISHINOOO! KIDS!UUtUuuUUU! May my wish to Maya! To Maya on Magical Flower Jets!
sovl (he lost)
Uma Stan on pace?
almost a podium...
>fucking lost to winning ticketohnonono
token day 1 podiums
I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF
>>5791276302nd, 3rd, and 4th just lost to my creekIMAGINE LOSING TO A MILE G HORSE
>>579127273i made 3 aces in 4 careers, but im going open so...
ggwp
ez pz
The fuck?
why is nishino so trash in career races? i pulled her recently and she loses far more often than anyone else i train
>>579127794why am I getting the whales and you the retards
>>579127741whoa, you ran an uma with a g aptitude and won?! post her stats now!
>>579127794based... so fucking zased....
CM14 Nature is too powerful apparently
>>579127912well she wasn't G aptitude after extreme mutation
>my umas>mood bad>enemy umas>mood good or great>lost by a neckI hate this
Not looking good
i just got matched against an anon from herei lost
Well i did it againt.newcutie
>>579128015gwochacho you know s aptitude doesn't care what the starting aptitude is, right...?
>replace best ace with deboof to tank my winrate>it improves
I got a podium but Xog was 1st so I won't post it
>>579128125Yeah but do you not do a double take if you lose to Manhattan Cafe in a sprint
She's so strong
Air Shakute
FUCK YOU HOG
Man I`ll be raped to death on round 2
>>579128204if she still has g aptitude, sure
>>579128281
I just winged it, I don't care about this CM and didn't bother building any aces for it1/5, 1/5, 0/5, 1/5, I still advance
5/4/2/5That was definitely one of the first turns of all time
>>579128281Shakashaka
>>579128101hey that was me, first time I see a post game stamp since like CM1 too...
Fuji Kiseki
Bwos pls remind me, if i qualified on A, i already have almost all prises right? It's qualification and finals?
>>579128416i always drop a congratulations if i lose
>>579128416El CUTIE Pasa!
>>579128495there's round 2 bwo
Maybe this cm won't be so bad.he says as it's only round 1
I just jerked off to Haru Urara
DEIO SDEBBU DAA
>>579128495You passed the first filter, in 2 days you will be raped by whales to see if you get to Finals A or Finals B or get nothing at all.
remember that round 1 doesn't count
>>579128542Fuck... i need to win 3 more?
>>579127694It was Taiki's fault...?
>>579128596
I traded building aces for endless farming, zero regrets, danchou now owes me no-condom sex.
>>579128649in a row in 2 days, yes. Many people get reality checked there
Fuark I brought the wrong Bono. Still made it to the group A, nonetheless.
i won last cm by deliberately tanking my WR round 2 and getting an easy lobby so fuck all of you who said it wouldnt work
>>579127841In the uma world, they play a gacha game rolling for toreenas.
>see Double Xog and doms>skip
yeppers
>>579128494wants her trainer all to herself!
>>579128807I had a shit WR under 60% last CM and still got a 13k lobby....
The best thing about this CM is every time Dober wins she gives me a glimpse at her armpit
>>579128807I had 82% last CM and I got a 9k lobby
There are so many fucking suzukas what the hell
Im safe for another couple days.
I LOST TO SS+ NIGGERS
I haven't run into a single xogger was I gaslighted again
SEEKING THE W'S
It's quite shrimple.
>>579128649you just need 1 win for b finals :D
Cool
If i don't get platinum this CM i'm genuinely uninstalling for good.
pace xogger
Final round when?This is boring
>>579129020The real thing has been much more front heavy than rooms were.
>>579129314Bro you're gonna jinx yourself with that attitude
Is this skill ever worth buying outside ttUmalator says it does nothing
>>579129215>>5791286981 each
>>579129351Getting cocky on round 1 again, gwochachis?
turning my license in
I'm not looking forward to day 2
>>579129495hand over your torena gun and your torena badge
>>579129351I dunno, that bouncing boobage looks quite entertaining
>>579129404i need a good excuse to quit, this game sucks ass and will only get worse when all my current cards become obsolete
MURICA
MAMBO IN PACE PROMOTION
>>579129416>Wrong image I'm retarded pls help
Post podiums
Name my band
>>579129314How strong are your umas? Mind posting?
>>579129630it does nothing only good for TT
>>579129630It doesn't do shit except for extreme edge case scenarios. Good TT skill though
fell for the pace meta award...
>>579129630it does nothing right, i already asked hour ago or something
>>579129630do you think it's supposed to do anything
>>579129630The white is enough if you ever want to buy it
>XoguriYou didn't win>Camping TaikiYou didn't win>Wedding FineYou didn't win>NishinoYou didn't win>Camping DoberYou didn't win>fr*ntsYou didn't win
>>579129630nyounlike forward march it gives 0 accel so completely worthless
soul status?
>>579129719Post sweepy
>>579129764>still seething at fronts when they're the weakest this CMRoru
>>579129764SO TRUE BESTIE!
I'M GOING TO LOSE TO SUZUKA AGAIN
>SweepYOU WON!!!
>>579129764Did I win?
I'm seeing a lot of umas with speed sparks on top of the 3 speed 2 wit + light hello deck. How the hell are they getting stamina and power?
>>579129887FUUUCK
>>579129764Fronts haven't been strong ever since Hog drop, bro. You have to let it go.......
I'm finally getting the good lobbies>>579129948you passed round 1
>>579129875they're fine just make a runaway
HELP there are FOUR UFs in this lobby AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
why didnt you guys tell me everyone was running their xogiris as end closers...
>>579129875The top 4 frontrunenrs have better numbers than Nishino Flower. So yeah, you didn't win
anyone else still training acesthis will have to do, that's two down and one to go
>>579129859i can't make my maya/flower smarter in time HELP
machan...
LET’S GO TEAM CINGREY
HOO HOO HEE HOO
>>579130098just get lucky and hit all the wit checks
>>579130046We've literally been doomposting about this since CM17
>>579130098onaholes don't need to be smart anyway
>>579130086>G1 purple (CM counts as G1)>stalet with racing staminaPlease post results
>>579129764I've been oshi gaming finemo since her release, fuck you
>>579130045Uuuu...
>>579130195what do you mean "WE"?YOU ARE THE XOGIRI
>>579130061>be front runner>diligent and probably autistic>loooooooops whites>be accel uma user>do a single career "because she's meta">"why isn't Budding Blossom carrying me"
hishi got 2 wins and placed second against a digitan, pretty good for my free ticket will try again tomorrow
>>579130226>CM counts as G1)Wait since when
still making my last ace
>>579130140more like team CRINGEY
>>579129683best i could do
ez
>>579130270Nyoppers I'm running fronts
>>579130248Sorry anonEveryone is possibleExcept metafags
>>579130140This would have been peak at the Derby
yeah, xogger is good just clank one we golshi game in 2026
>>579130345FWO........
doxxing this person because their name made me laugh
>DEBUFFER>DEBUFFER>DEBUFFER>DEBUFFER>DEBUFFER>DEBUFFERI'm so sick of this shit
>>579130345aren't CM races G1s?
>>579129764>FM hateusing FM is the most soulful thing, no FM card
I have been playing dogshit video games.I am now making three to six emergency aces.
Stego cute. Syoko cute.
>>579129764b-but fronts are le bad according to this thread...
>4 wins 1 loss>5 lossesUmazing!
>My trainer shaved their beard
>>579130345
>>579120565honestly? Probably not
niggers are actually selling their soul and bringing metaslop to the easiest cm ever instead of having funESPECIALLY the suzukas with stamina, those niggers are going straight to ultra hell
>/Uma/ told me yepper is badwhy she is winning...
>>579130432It's okay, d00ber overcame the UF-shaped obstacle later
>>579130045That's just the sound they produce when I give them the torenah cock.
>>579130468I suck at training so please understand that my uma that shooots your uma right before another overtakes her is necessary for my winning strategy, thank you
I have seen a few Red Maruzenskys, was she good?
>>579130449>>579130481>>579130627CM RACES ARE CMSG1S ARE THEIR OWN THING I COULD HAVE AFFORDED TO REMOVE IT BUT DIDN'T BOTHER AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEE HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW CYGAMES WOULD JUST STRAIGHT UP FUCKING LIE TO ME
Round 1 xoggers were WEAK
>>579130468not making more than 2 aces
>>579130497>no FM cardlike that's a bad thing when natie and cb exist
>>579130248I miss Fauna...
>>579130637>ESPECIALLY the suzukas with stamina, those niggers are going straight to ultra helljust for that I'm overstamming my next one
>>579130725NoMaru is just Maru
Why are anons saying FM now? Wasn't it always FN?
>>579130746
Oguri is eating all the wins...
>UG7 clankerwhat the FUCK(deck was 2 guts 2 wit 2 pal)
>>579130746why do you think torenas here call one of the past CMs the Derby CM or the Arima CM?
I'm sorry little ones
>>579130953Air Shakur and Narita Taishin. Rulership might, but only /tg/Taishin would straight up call neighas neighers on umachan
>>579131013Weird
>>579131003soul eater post
>>579131016I can swim a lap in an Olympic sized swimming pool that doesn't mean I just competed in the OlympicsIt isn't actually the Arima Kinen, it's just an exhibition race on the same track
>that fucking adfucking christ this website truly has become tumblr
>>579130953I wish they'd vet these better why the fuck are these on a blue board.
arima kinen on my face
How are you feeling about day 1, torenah?
>>579130953
>>579131162yeah well the game definitely tells you otherwise, I'm right even if my argument is faulty, YOU LOSE
>>579131261Good, qualifiedSaving tickets for remakes
>>579130759poast taishin
Digitantore...Creektore...Siriustore...
>>579131261
50% winrate on day one. Not looking good for round two.
Flower is USELESS. She's going on the bench
20% to quit the game on Round 3
>>579131261Feeling like I'm the only human with free will playing this game
>>579131261went as expected, Xoggers were very rare but I assume they will all show up on round 2 when all the Machan players are sent to group B
>>579131364I'm the WindyTore
>>579130637I’m running TWO themed teams(Murica and Cingrey).Give them 2 rounds each per day. Whoever has the higher win rate goes to Finals
>>579131364why is one of them The Thingwhy is one of them a spy?
>>5791314015 borrows tomorrow, another 5 the next day, and another 5 the next day
I couldnt improve my aces due not being able to play properly for the past 2 weeks so I hope they hold into the next rounds, I'm happy running girls I like and not caring about debuffers for now...
>>579131149Stop posting this chud>>579131486I only see two Americans?
>>579131261I am so possible it's crazyI can feel that plat coming
How do I make seiun sky not dogshit? She procs angling but still loses pretty often.
>>579131174>seeing ads Normalfag detected
>>579131557chestn*t hands typed this post
>>579131579firm resolve
>>579131517Tachyontore and Spy_(TF2)tore
Umama status?
>>579131579Firm Resolve, Lights of VaudevilleDominator
>>579131358She's honestly pretty weak, she has no late game velocity skills, but it's round one so she's farming noobs
>>579131589How do you avoid them on phone Even with adblock dns you still get them
>>579131364Who is the guy in the suit?What about the dehydrated one?Or the one that is glowing and what are those things in front of him?Which uma is the red spy training?
>>579131579Welcome to Front gamingYou either proc everything early so you get a huge lead and your angling pushes you even forward or you fucking get shanked on the last corner by all the Pace chasers using you to proc Triumphant pulse and other bullshit
>>579131557>t.
>>579131664>Spy_(TF2)torespy is a uma?
>>579130746zwo...
>>579131765Always was
>>579131723???I literally just use ublock origin like on my pasocon?
woah I didnt expect to beat so many debuffer teams with 3 aces, I'm happy
>>579131723You use Chance instead of your browser.
>>579131676waiting for shitter hours to get a 60% wr
Imagine accidentally telling Oguri about how pregnant women can eat anything they want and she gets obsessed with getting knocked up so she can get anything she wants to eat for an entire nine months
>>579131723>not using Clover
>>579131740>What about the dehydrated one?me>Which uma is the red spy training?benis park
>A guy with two SS front clankers but has his "main" ace being an S+ Taikiwonder what that guy must be thinking.
>>579131943Oguri is too dumb to have sex
>>579131740>SuitArdanTore>Dried upMe(ScarletTore)>glowing Tachyontore
>>579131995I bet she gives a mean sloppy toppy
>lose to bubblegum taiki>lose to independent>win>lose to xog>lose to xoggreat start
>>579131995just have her lie down while she eats a bowl of chashu, I'll take care of the rest
After testing I have determined the optimal team comp is triple ace with Smaru and Machan double front and a Chiyono pace
good cm
>>579131364God i wish i was StinkoTore
>>579131995fat girls and girls that love to eat give the best blowjobs. that's a fact.
>Last minute Nishino Flower performed much better than took a week to make Fine MotionI won't train the 0% speed bonus Uma for CM again in GL
>no ultDia rawdog
>>579132117your umas are at least UG7, right anon?
MY FURAKIN HERO!!!!!
Post shoe count.
Based
seiun got the lion's sharebobo...
>>579132365
>>579132425Switched 3rd front to Dominator in later tickets?
>>579132308i'm barely lucky to have a non stat inflated uma break through ug5 every 10 runs
I'm just enjoying my last CM with Brian before she becomes a disgusting tool for the Paceys
>1-4-2-4Milegamba in action. Anytime my hog didn't ult, my pacers died from the lobby being too cluttered with fronts/paces. Finemoan got denied 3 wins from hog deciding to pull in front of her, sad, hope I see her get 1 or 2 tomorrow.
It could be worse.
>>579132579No more carrots for her
>>579132614pace... cuck...
>>579132565well, I guess you started late or are lacking some cards anon, do your best with what you have now and save for the important cards. I admit I play since launch and plan accordingly so my worst ace is UG7 and my best is UF2, you will get there
>>579132631u wat
Die you trash.
>>579132783>>579132631Do dolphins really?
>>579132256
>>579132631As a person who actively played LLSIF that shit was predatory because not only were the rates dogshit it was FUCKED. Fucking base UR Nozomi would just be on rate up EVERY SINGLE GACHA and it was like this for YEARS.
>>579132547pretty much
no one warned me that cingrey has a generic shounen OP
It feels so good winning against debuffers, you see a faggot bitch with nattie+tachy and you really feel that he deserves to lose
20-0 and I matched against an anon from /uma/ club who was using bourbon, seiun sky and curren chan. Sorry bwo
HOLY SHITIT FINALLY HAPPENED
>>579132898UUUUUOOOOOOOHHHH
>2-2-3-3Eh could be better could be worse
>"Frontrunners should have very short skirts"Thank you, John Cygames.
>VBobo wins a round>game stuck at loading screentoo powerful
>>579132645
>>579133014
>>579133014I forgot to tag my rock post>>579121207
>>579133065Stop Jimming the camera Orfevre
>>579132908>As a person who actively played LLSIFThe kgb could not get this sort of information out of me
>>579132878>Do dolphins really?i thought this would be about them masturbating using fish carcass
I want to play with fenomenos ears
>>579133225I really loved μ's and then jumped off the moment they started shoehorning in Aqours because they were fucking garbage. I'm not ashamed of it.
>>579132908Are you sure you played LLSIF? Because that game had THE most generous rates you could imagine. It was before gacha companies had actually worked out what the optimal rates were for people to spend the most money so they were just doing 3% rate ups and step up guaranteed URs constantly.
I want to play with fenomenos pussy
>>579133065>you may be wondering how things ended up this way
Pretty wild day one with 5/2/2/4, but some absolute sashi kino in there. Only one oikomi xOguli that won, also had a full clanker lobby. Group A finals seem likely
>>579133298I remember that video
>>579133369I saw someone retweet this video asking why orf lookes at the camera like a human while ikezoe looks at the camera like horse...
Fuck this, I'm putting Grass Wonder onto the team
>>579133369Ikezoe is so fucking funny when he got his worried face on.
>>579133461as an ace, right?
holy clankers
>>579131589??? FineTard, I was talking about THE POST TALKING AND POSTING ABOUT THE ADGood to know that Finetards don't actually look at the thread
>>579133072SHE JUST BEAT A XOGIRI THAT WAS AT GREAT MOODEAT FUCKING SHIT XOGIRI
Is this a Chad, or Retard?
>>579133628That's a Based Retard
>4-1>0-5>4-1>4-1I've had it worse
>>579133564Not him but calm down anon, that's a widely used Finemo image.I post lots of umas for whom I am not a fag
>>579133351My nigga I played both JP and EN. Was rank #1 on one event in EN that would've been #1 in JP too. It was not generous. You could pull and pull and pull and, in EN, keep getting spooked by this fucking card. They eventually apologized for how fucked it was despite ignoring all the emails I fucking sent about how this card was abnormally rate up the entire goddamn time.
>>579133539NTA, but my Grass Wonder is.
ReminderEveryone who makes a list of umas accompanied by "you didn't win", lost to all the umas listed
frontGODS we can't stop winning
sex with boys
Hope this is enough stamina
If you want free wins queue now
>>579133749Yeah I saw your post that said you quit after Aqours. Post-Aqours was the period of the game that showered everyone with over-the-top generous banners
>manhattan cafeyou didn't win
>>579133793>debufferno you didn't
>>579132956
>>579133837so true
>>579133862I'm literally in the middle of a Cafe run right now... don't do this...
only frontbros I'll recognize are triple fronts and double fronts with no debuffers
>>579133003Apparently there are 2 of us because I didn't see you beating me in my race records
>>579134070Strongest Dumb Falcon fan.
>taiki shuttle>skipi aint watching that boring ass shit nigga
>>579133843>900 pow>900 wit>not even max speed on 20% speed growthOHNONONO
>>579134163don't shay that...
>>579134070>get zeronot like that>swapped for Currenoh no no no
>>579134124Dumb Falcon failed my first ticket so Curren Chan had to step in just like during her event
>>579133003>>579134070You raced against a ghost>>579134193I fucked up by running bourbon instead of kita
Taiki is retiring after getting raped by 6,597 old men. Thank you for everything.
>Used an End Hog to beatdown the Machan players
>Libra Cup poster umas are those with mile B or worsewhy?
Wait, you're not Machan
>>579134070Zero is where the Center Stands!
>>579134281Kita doesn't even have a unique
Sky x Flower is carrying me As long as I don’t go against any Dominator I flat out win
>>579134283nyoo
2/4/4/5 Happy with the performance, I got raped hard by each type of bad rng the game could throw at me the first round so I feel it should realistically have been a 4/4/4/5
>>579134430>113I'll take it
we need to make the front shitters propaganda even stronger so that solo and double fronties explode
Give me a reason to pull 10 for Machan
>a lot of people are running sub 900 str umasis the game balance of this game this fucked? fuck you mean the neigha with 1300 pwr behind you doesnt have the power to tackle you out of the way
>>579134502I read that as SpyxFamily
>>579134414OG Libra was a Long race.
>>579134470She doesn't know that many words. She didn't say that.
>>579133879don't shay that...
>>579134070Oh yeah this is definitely you. Wonder why they match you with ghosts in the first hour when there's plenty of players queuing
>>579134776*fingerbangs you^
>>579134581OUGGHHHH
>>579134737power is a meme stat>but le uphill!lmao
>>579134737its hanshin anon
>>579134581I'm going to do a 10 pull just because of this image
I think I got matched up against like 4 Pace XOguris today.I know this is round 1, but still, Jesus Christ how are people this dumb?
>>579134787>the /uma/ Ghosts are real
debuffers kinda suck in miles tbqhwyf. they're consistently useful for fronts/pace i guess? or are anons actually feeling the effects of debuffers?
>>579134974that tells me nothing thats just a name
>>579135010your 10 pull wasn´t cheeky despite how fat that girl´s ass was
>>579135042cafe has some really pretty eyes
>>579134868unff
>>579135070hard to tell with all this seal clubbing
Machan is struggling pretty hard without the lane combo + mile maven. Really satisfied with Maru though, she has second wind + nimble so she's usually the one who clutches against runaway Suzus
>>579133853Told ya it was free win season>Bringing stallions to FILLIES territoryDeserved
This is the first cm I have my own suzuka, but holy shit when she goes she looks completely unfair
>>579135070Check back in for Round 2 when the real rape starts
CM is so fucking fun when it isn't Ogurislop.
>2nd place arima kinenHuh, but her career goal required 1st
>>579135098No insane uphills like kyoto and track is firm so low power isn't punished as hard
7 8 9? More like 1 2 3
>>579134737sorry, collision was removed during beta
>>579135435HOLYI KNEEL
KEB?!
>>579135438look at that dork ass onion head donkey ears cap
>>579135438They should re add this back in
>>579135438>bumpingthis isnt american racing
>65 total winrate>20% of those were a clanker xogLmao
Oh just fuck off and die Cygames literally slit your fucking throat
>>579135435FFFVVAARRKKKKSMOKED THOSE SCHIZOS
>
>>579135554RIP
>>579135554Umarollers...never learn
>>579135554ruff.
>>579135438>bancho and kaicho have the girly run...
>>579135554retard
>>579135435>789 still lives rent free in his mind
>>579135372My D Medium Nishino usually lost the URA finale qualifier races since they're almost always medium and keeps going all the way through.
>>579135527let bumping be the answer to brockthey clash and whoever has the higher power blows the other out of the way
>>579135070I definitely lost one race due to debuffers, but the other races my aces shrugged them off.Definitely weaker then last CM but have to see how round 2 goes
>>579135567
>>579135628>>579135629>>579135650This was literally right after having to pity Steampunk Taishin>>579135658Please fuck off and kick a wall with a toothpick under your toenail
>>579135435Epic
fellow front GODS, I qualified to A. I'm fucked, am I not? I didn't win a cm room all month
>>579135435Ha we made him say the thing
I SHOULD'VE ROLLED FOR TAIKI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>my device is on the no longer recommended listGoodbye bwos... I guess this is where my uma musume journey endsIt was a fun ride
>>579135751Are you using debuffers? If not you're fucked. Didn't see a single front win today.
>>579135730>OH NO I GOT HER 4* FOR FREE
Uhhh what about 4 5 6?
>>579135435I remember that Jacksons 5 song
>>579135860>FOR FREE
what about 6 7
>>579135860>for free>-30k carats
>>579135786it still runs on my shitphone from 2020 you'll be fine
>>579135730ouch
>>579135837Fronts are strong tho>>579135751You'll be fine desu, worst case you get Group B
>>579136012Runaway Suzu or regular?
>>579135862
>>579135939>>579135962you were sparking either waybe happy you got an extra copyyou are ill if you get mad you get an extra one
>just saw a public room made by that one cute poster
sorry taiki but the BIGGER kentucky girl takes the first place!she is BIG and she is BUONO my oshi hishi AKEBONO!
>>579135327Endxog is actually balanced, she is OP as fuck mbut takes a lot of time and investment to make and she can fail her activation. Pace oguri is like an easy mode, the only thing you need is tachy ult and youre set
>>579136087Regular
>>579136003>>579136118Oh yeah and to make it worse, literally no other rainbows appeared the entire way through, for both umas. Except for one default Rice Shower who I ALREADY FUCKING HAVE AT 5 STARS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>579135786uhhh just run auto???? don't tell me you actually play the game when auto is out, right?
>>579136012I lost to you or your ghost
>Some guy decided to follow me with TWO accountsWhy are autistic botters this way?>>579135554You saved 1350 carats :^)
>>579132256tamamo is doing way better than i expected so far
>>579136401>>579136401>>579136401
>>579136348Probably a ghost, only guy from here I raced against was from /umagg/
>>579135554Should have waited until 2nd anni anon.
>>579135070Debuffers are only optimal in races where 1 uma is particularly strong, such as with the last CM and XOguri. No matter how strong your second ace is, if it cant beat your first ace, then its dead weight.In CMs like this one where the meta is more diverse however, 3 aces is always better. However the power gap between a 3 ace team and a double debuffer team is pretty small, while the difference between the amount of time required to make them is large.
>>579133065Orfevre went right for the fingers.
EZ
