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>>579158785FATASS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1RHno7WmkE
Tachyon LOVE
dahby
Umama status? raping xher if they're below 70%
NO. MORE. IMAGES.
CM19 guide where
>she doesn't need the money>she does it for the love of the game
I won't be raped by my trainee.
I can breathe again...
>>579159063Evil horse can't breathe
>Pearl's unique is an "if losing, win"I might just run her this CM, she takes off like a rocket
>>579159038NO MORE TANUKIS
Why are so few people posting these? Are you all losing or something?
>>579159157
>>579159095Tama isn't evil
M O R ET A N U K I S
>>579159190HATE TANUKIS
I wanna try to make some better aces for CM18 but I need to churn out some parents for next CMI USED to have enough energy to do both... >:(
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>>579159237
*selects recreation with light hello*
>>579159180waiting for cool ones to show up
>>579159040Xoguri CM. End or Pace.Regular pace is decent, they can use DD (and maybe MPB).Fronts only has angling (and festive miracle but it's a pain).Late/End can use MPB+Pump.It's not as despair inducing as CM17 but it still sucks
>>579159049Based. #trainersrights
>>579159282[+ 300lbs]
We all made it to group A right?
I had sex with my /uma/dacchi
Digitan LOVE
>>579159389[+7lbs]
>>579159180We're all jaded veteran torenas, plus round 1 wins isn't a big deal>>579159375Is the stam requirement as high as CM17?
I love the guest appearance by the other Maru.
>>579159180anon its been 6 hours
>>579159469*700lbs
>>579159486Yes, we have downhill now but it's 200m longer so it's basically the same
>>579158785Mackie mackie gimme the fakki
Tsuruno Maihashi wins the 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Sapporo
>>579159180She's about to go super saiyan in this one. The rest have been really boring looking.
I love you Taiki.
>>579159791Very fitting considering Saiyans are big gorillas.
Any more battle reports?
>>579159791Based Kawakami bro, I forgot to screenshot my win fuck
>>579159960saiyan sky
>>579159180I have nothing to prove and I despise phoneposting
>>579142457what spreadsheet is this
>>579159965Brain isn't working tonight.
>>579159180stopped posting these the cm after these were introduced since the novelty wore off
>>579160143show hag build cards umanko
>independent learner>564 escapade>debuffs>S+ rankyeah im thinking soul
Can 600 stam and guts pace chaser survive racing spirit: stam with double circle standard distance?
Good morningI love Chevacchi
>>579160479pure evil
>>579160370She's a pretty standard double debuffer. Actually should retrain her since she doesn't have Intense Gaze.
>>579160524On this track RSS is fine for basically anyone, you'll fail the full spurt HP check long before you'd ever run out of HP before the end of the race due to the late race downhills
I've never won a lobby with wedding Finemo or camping Dober in it and I run endXog
I'm horny and need urgent umanko
>>579160630the other hag
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/np7q_Z>https://jiggie.fun/np7q_Zhttps://jiggie.fun/np7q_Z>https://jiggie.fun/np7q_Zhttps://jiggie.fun/np7q_Z
>>579160762Maruzensky is a hip and cool seventeen year old.
KEEP IT REAL.
anon told me to queue anyway so I did>triple f2p front, no mile maven because fuck you that's why >one Mile S between 3 aces>Valentine Bourbon because of course it's her>she wins 2 races>Sky wins 2 races>Suzuka doesn't win any>I want to kms, Suzuka is my oshi>stop racing, go back to training, use last TP for Suzie>Taiki doesn't finish chain and I can't cap speed on Suzuka with 3 speed cardsI hate this game, can't I kill myself instead? Fuck this
daiwa scarlet humiliation ritual
mambros?
>>579160879This Maru got 90% WR and some motherfucker wants to convince me fronts aren't strong this CM.
I dont get this CM stuff>previous CM>Made UG3 Rickey >Made two SS Deboofers>got to A finals easy first try>This CM>Made summer Taiki UG7 with all skills with fast learner>two others insane aces ug5-7>damn it's suppose to be easy plat if RNg is good on finals>Playing against UF aces>barely won 3 races in first roundWtf
>XOguri in the big CM18LMAO!
>>579159180Winning with small umas
>>579161015first cm on new scenario is always easier
>>579161015>previous CMdogshit skippable xogslop>this CMmile KINO on the best racecourse (hanshin) >next CMdogshit skippable xogslop
>>579160759ok
>>579161230isn't this bitch like really ugly tho
>>579161015it actually matters this CM how good your aces are because there's more than 2 good umas (i.e., win by existing)
>>579161002Too many damn fronts already, don't start bandwagoning. She had to win a 7 front Thunderdome race in round 2.
>>579161310faceless and cuntless is usually a bad sign
>>579161230thats a man
>>579161230this is a mani would
Found a Seeking the Pear.
>>579161214Best milekino is Tokyo thoughbeitNo Xog, endclosers can play, pace pasa with groundwork is viable
>>579161230Those eyebrows are sus as fuck. I'm gonna say this is actually a guy based off of that
>>579161310Why do you think she keeps hiding it?
>>579161230Same person
>80% of my matches were against clankersI can't believe global is dead already
>>579161696fat, face hidden, same shit. pass
>>579161331Brutal mogging. Might even beat this one as the most brutal of all time.
>>579161206Pedophiles are the most based trainers.There isn't much contest, here, no other /uma/toreina is as dedicated
>>579161770My matches were againt UF Hogs on reset...
raping
>>579161921Still is more erotic though?
Star of London wins the 8th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Sapporo
>>579162018yes!
>>579161770Rude. My lowrolls in GL are still SSI hope you step on a lego
why is one of the hands on "Friends" black?Is that how it is on JP?
>>579162018A mogging is a mogging. Still clearly lost that one.
a stallion is fine too
>>579162101one of them is female instead
>>579162164nice shop but ive seen better
>>579162101that's a trainer from okinawa
>>579161770My round 1 was like round 2 for some reason
>>579158785when and where will Mackie be competitive in a CM for once
Machan only won a single race today
>>579162164what other two umas?
>>579162164
Ough
>>579161002Turf S with 1300 power is probably no joke, and if she has greens on top of it that's even moreso.
>>579162018This is a mentally ill 15 year old girl
>>579161770I only met 3 people runnning clankersThe game just thought you are a shitter bro
Your CM team is SOUL right?
>>579162527how did rudolf place higher than oguri in the last one
>>579162164100% winrate on live when you had a 13% winrate in rooms is a pretty impressive jump!
>>579162650Hog probably whiffed a recovery and gassed out. Most hogs I see only have 400 stamina and ASS can be pretty spotty.
>>579161770>>579162521>metaniggers get matched with metaniggers>meanwhile casualchads just gets a free group A final win against clankersthat's based of Cyjews
>>579162664how did you forensic that shit
>>579159136She seal clubbed extremely hard for me
>>579162769Until the finals roll around and your MMR is so high you get a 12K room with metagolems.
>>579162664How do you find stuff like this?
>/uma/ says don't roll for Pearl>she's the ace of this CMYou guys are Calstone levels of retarded.
>>579159180
>>579162775>>579162908through hakuraku, all things are possible (except me getting plat)
>>579162885Saki-chan....
>>579162920never listen to anyone roll for whatever you want or like
>>579162885>globalbabs still think the number below is MMRbwo, I got a 14k shard with 60% wr in one cm while my 95% wr team was placed in a 11k shard
>>579159136>>579162795>using the tranny hag
>>579162969I didn't listen and got Pearl. She's amazing on miles. I love her.
>>579162960I don't know how to go through stuff there
Vodka my beloved, got me to Group A
Also here is the true potential uma, /uma/.
>>579163038Shit team
Which sloptuber started the MMR gaslight here? They're the only ones that would cope that hard about losing the finals
>>579162980I just parrot what other people here say. I have no clue what the numbers mean. Yeah, it has been explained here many times. No, I am never going to read any of those explanations.
>>579163143What even is that?
>>579162459Just Righthanded and Savvy for greens. Global is sleeping on power conservation. She hits late race and is just gone, it's like having an extra perfect proc. I accidentally skipped one of the two lost races, but in the one I did watch she had a bad start Seiun Sky got A&S, which just happens to fronts sometimes. Having two debuffers supporting her obviously helps too.>>579162746>>579162650I've seen some pace Hogs running around, which are nothing special this CM.
lewd
>>579163237The rank/XXXXX number you get after the finals
>>579163307https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12088022
We fucked
>>579163143Probably Rednu. If it was VF no one ITT would have believed it.
I'M SORRY LAISU I'VE GOT TO EAT YOUR HANDMADE CHOCOLATES SO I CAN RUN MORE AUTOTRAINER AAAAAAAAA
>>579162992Good morning, saaar!
it's called cryer
come on toreina dont be a pussy and let your uma peg you
it's called SPEAKI
>McQueen 31 to unlock>Eishin Flash 60 to unlock>Biwa Hayahide 76 to unlockWho should I do next? I have Anime McQueen if that affects your answer.
We call ehm Cryers here, bub.
>>579163143It's a trend on VFcord
>>579163307
>don't have to manual run healer Grass parent for her inherit for xogThank god for clankers. Healer Grass parent runs made me lose a few patches of hair back then
>>579163554>furshit
>>579162992you must be unbelievably gay or a closeted raging homo
>>579163616there is no uma in existence who was more infuriating to run mantblazer on than cleric wonder. 100% of my hate.
>>579162527YesSame as yours but replace Machan with Daisca papa
>>579163574The kraut
>>579163464That is not happening. We trainers have boundaries that I expect our trainees to understand.
>>579163607https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12086641
>>579163584Strange artist
>>579160987Opposite for me
>>579163691I wish girls looked like this.
>>579163616Fantasy Grass' heal is reliable enough for a XOg trigger?
>>579163649>defending an american umaNeck yourself
So how are we feeling tonight?
>>579159136Become possible anon
>>579163890My manually made ace did better than expected, including a better winrate than my clanked xog, so feeling good
[-]
>>579163890homicidal
>>579163816It's just okay. There will be times xog doesn't get overtake and whiff the heal but I just wanted a guaranteed 3rd heal for less headache
>>579163925>Fuji
Idocrase wins the 9th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Sapporo
>>579163925>running a stam debuffer on milethat's peak nigger behavior
>>579164009>stego + sundayman spawnStrong bloodline
>>579163823Wow you must hate a lot of umas
>>579164046anyone who runs debuffs in general cuz they can't win without it
>you get to sex this when she loses to cheer her up truly being a toreina is a blessed life
>>579164105
>>579164009posts like these are jumpscares when im not expecting a racing dayany big stakes races..?
>>579164143>ugly tomboyFaggot
>>579164009I had no idea McQueen was Orfe's grandpa
Post your winning Curren Chans, bwos
>>579163751Doto wouldn't do that
>>579163402That's what they're for.
everything except mile S... thanks 12* mile sparks very cool
>>579164180race days are every weekend for JRAToday, there is only one listed and one open (the open is for 2YOs)Tomorrow 2 G3s (one has 5 previous G1 winners, the other is for 2YOs)
>>579163996Fuji!
>>579163402rice is probably just happy to be of any use at all to someone she is ok if you forget about her now
are we ever getting interesting modifiers for CMs or is it just "cram a bunch of skills"i want to see a CM where blue and red skills are disabled and all you can hope for is your uma doesnt get rushed
>>579164263>no tits
>>579164263Also this one I found funny with Machan's face being covered
>>579163402Neigha at least do a manual run with the TP.>>579164394Closest thing to this is debuff bans.
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 children
>>579164353>lesbian
>>579164275There are none lol!
Summer spechud inherit is also good for endXog heals right? I keep getting baited by the 'midpack position' when the condition is literally just order rate <=70 and order>=2
>max lh friendship before classics but only appears by seniorAAAAAAGH
fun fact sprinters are the cutest umas ever
>>579164481>Kentuckian Fuck off
>>579164046Complaining about people using debuffers out of pettiness is peak (insert group I dislike here) behavior
>>579164105chocolate milk...
>>579164145Red eyes and pale skin is very vampire coded. I feel like it would work with blue or green eyes.>>579164556As one of the fillers sure, but are you really running just two midrace skills so you can time it for FM?
>>579159180Dober is securing wins left and right for me. Qualified for group AUltra annoying that when I lose all three of my team is in the runner up placements 2-4
>only a month between Ramonu and Wit BoboI'll probably just skip Ramonu since I only plan on using fronts
whats up with the schizo hating on "american" umas like if most horses werent related to b*tish horses or american horses anyways
>>579164572Stop being a shotacon
>>579164649I really like that outfit. It's a shame I wasted so many carats on Cheer Halo and couldn't afford the camping banner.
>>579164604that's an odd place to be upset about
>>579164649She looks self-conscious about her pitslut outfit
>>579164689Thread personality wannabe
>>579164649how does her hat stay on
>>579164556Yes, it does work. You may also consider Superior Heal, which is even easier to proc and recovers more HP
>>579164738Remember
>>579164649Dober casually giving the crowd a downblouse shot as she races to the finish.
>>579164759Must be from the Louisiana's chicken mafia
>>579164691
Luna di Sangue wins the Shibatajo Tokubetsu at Niigata
bros... are we nearing EOS?
>>579164901stop hitting her...
>>579164875Kill tomboys
>>579164923No, he's just near uninstall
>>579164769Her ears fit pretty snugly through those holes so I can see it. The one that makes no sense is that top hat mob uma in the anime.
>>579164642>are you really running just two midrace skillsWhat do you mean? We're obviously running more than 2 midrace skills>you can time it for FM?What?>>579164790The getting overtaken condition is kinda iffy. Most debuffers will be late surgers in front of the xog and there won't be any other ends other than endxogs
>>579164769extremely tight ear holes
>>579164923Global...が...死んだ...
>>579164923>briankennedy187LMAO
Next race is Suzuran Sho (open)
>>579165009Does Sapporo count as NAR or JRA? Who is invading who here?
>>579164965Are you not trying to use it as your timing heal? Straightaway and Corner are both pretty free if you just wanted it as a random heal, so I don't see why you'd inherit Diver.
>>579164923Mr. Kennedy..
>>579165086She looks straight from a wholesome CN and I'm into that
>>579165087JRA
>>579165091Ohh nah I'm just getting it for a guaranteed 4th heal. triple 7s + corner/straight + stroll + spechud/healer grass. I mean I can still get lucky if the midrace rng procs spechud's on a nice timing
Nice rotting dead troon server, globalkeks
>>579164923No that's just me... (I'm a chronic looper who ran out of time for ace runs)
I feel there are independent learners in every room
>>579165263a 4th non-late race recovery will break the setup. You want stroll to be the ult trigger
>>579165384It is just you. Most of my opponents have been real people.
>>579161770>>579164923>>579165384but shills said global wasn't dying?
>>579165369Brian the whole point of looping is to eventually make aces
>>579165294
we're not dead we're on autopilot
>>579165389I know bro. I'm just trying to get all the mid-race heal options available to avoid frustration
>>579165376
>>579165481But that's the least fun part of the whole process
I can say I haven't lost to a clanker for this CM yet. I did one time last CM, that was pretty funny
World Angel wins the Suzuran Sho (open) at Sapporo
>>579165607
>>579165726Himba superiority
>>579165497
global... is gassing out...
orenjis
>>579165384Do you want to split your manual time between three aces, at least one of which will be a runt, or focus it all on making one good ace and clank out two debuffers while you're asleep? Clanking is the meta whether you're casual or tryhard.
defiling dober's pure virginal umanko with my filthy manly male moid penis
>>579165814Yeah I just massive asd
>the number of globalbabs migrating to our thread keeps increasing>they keep outing themselves using their trannylated terminologiesWhat's going on here?
How the fuck did my clanker horse team make it to group A... I hope they can get a cheeky win there, so I can at least get finals rewards.
She was a beautiful innocent creature, what did she ever do to you?!
>>579165973Jannies, again
>crying jpigger[-]
>>579165906>dober>virginGuess it's true, dogs don't count
>>579165848Saying this gets people mad for some reason
big brown himba milkers
>>579166031
>>579165384>70% of my day 1 are UGs and endxogs I hope I'm just unlucky
>>579165848You will either have 1 or 2 umas always be sad or you will have 3 umas have a chance of looking happy, even the runt
>>579165480>2 people mean global is dyingLet's have an actual survey shall we?https://poal.me/uqggs7https://poal.me/uqggs7https://poal.me/uqggs7
>>579166146what about them
>>579166263Ugs are easy to beat
>poal[-]
Round 2 will be better
>>579166184I wish a had a Dantsu cryer to post.
>poal>actual survey
Fiddle Faddle wins Kiyosu Tokubetsu at Chukyo
>>579164275Hoster-chan what was your overall WR?
This next concert is shaping up to be a special one.
I'm not autistic enough to check the names and clubs of anyone I encounter, or even read if their umas are clankers
>>579166274My debuffers looked pretty happy after the team won 4.5 races per entry.>>579166263Anon, UG is the norm.
>>579166438same
>>579166330I was told they are good for me
>>579166438>I'm not autisticWhat the FUCK are you doing here?
>>579166438I only check clubs if it's someone I recognize from the thread
>>579164923This is me in cm19.
>>579166146She is so fucking sexy it's driving me insane.
>>579164925
>brownflush it down
Make all brown uma whiteMake all japanese uma brownMake all white uma japanese
I wish I could be as retarded as you guys...
>>579166612right down into your heart
>>579166661One day you'll reach room temp iq
I love Cunning Avian. I didn't care about her at first, but she spooked me just in time for Cancer 1 and we dominated together. It was destiny
I'm bringing stam debuffers next CM I don't give a FUCK
girl who starts talking to you in class after you pick up her dropped eraser vibe coded
>>579166863thanks for the free win anon
>>579166903She's so cute.
>>579166903No that's Tosen Jordan
>>579166903
>>579166903(She is recruiting you to be apart of her court of eunuch orbiters)
Helios also once had a big head
>>579167027Damn, hardly ever see wins that clear.
Beiwacht wins the Memsie Stakes
>>579166863It's not too late to bring subdued+flustered for current CM and watch the enemy aces fail full spurt check
>>579167149Imagine being on the beach and seeing someone do this.
>>579167095HELIOS HATE
Bow Window wins Akakura Tokubetsu at Niigata
>>579166984Every time this is posted I remember how much I love her
whats the clanker debuffer deck?
>>579167149Post the other one
>>579167149I'd like to think Maru is too dumb to do this properly so she begs her trainer to arrange the clothes
>>579167381>Gold City>Whatever the fuck you wantIt 100% depends on which run style you want to target.
>>579167543I'd want to grab them as well if I could.
>>579167543umapyoi with both at the same time
???????? THIS AFTERNOON I PUT MAYA IN AUTOCAREER WITH A GENERIC DECK AND WHEN I CHECKED ON HER JUST NOW SHES UG2 AND ALSO SHE BROKE MY GRAND LIVE SCENARIO RECORD???? SHOULD I JUST QUIT?????????
>>579167595based toppu gun the prodigy
>>579167595No. Don't stop tee feenee.
Knowing the difference could save your life
>>579167543Wives
>>579167802What's the umapyoi like?
Post the debuff deck. What's the latest wit Rudolf upgrade?
Genuine surprise seeing the number of horses over there winning races that are Secretariat descendants. And I say that fully knowing about Forever Young/Almond Eye/Lovcen.
Legend Ship wins Sapporo Nikkan Sports Hai at Sapporo
Wonder Acute and Wonder Acute
Marrying the director to guarantee my trainee gets her unique skill lvl up every time
>>579167881Name left me in awe
>>579167863It takes 10 seconds to find a debuffer in hakuraku
bloomers desu
I don't get what the fuck the sprint option does for auto? Does it prioritize SPD and WIT?
>>579167978prioritizes power
>>579167959I hate that the longer I stare at bloomers the more they look like diapers
>>579167136It was a very good race from Beiwacht
>>579167854very intense
Misunderstanding what "shichi" means
>>579167595Maya is simply built different. She is the queen of autotraining. Consistent 3700+ sp and minimum SS ranking.
>>579167863Stam rudolf has more hint frequency but it's harder to fit due to being stam, you can thin out the amount of subdueds you need to farm off of rudolf with cards like wit sweepy and pow muteki insteadPic related is what I ran on mine, flustered end/late came from parents, the rest is in the deck
Tailboners are cute.
>>579167959I think that's not Nishino
>>579167959Stallions will never have this
Burgtor wins Nagashino Stakes at Chukyo
>>579168384maya has bloomers though
>my honest comp loses if there are debuffers in the roomCan we ban debuffers already, godamn.
Next race is BSN Sho (Listed)
>>579164923>late digitalI thought putting her as an End Closer was the ideal
>>579167892>grandpa will never attend your wedding
I'm getting the sloppiest of toppies from my danchou after this month ends. Are you, /uma/?
>>579167959there are two (2) STALLIONS here
>>579168640it's like how rudolf can go late or end
>>579165497Sometimes I wonder if the english side of any entertainment related industry has been failing due to the lack of confidence there towards the audience to learn
Born to loop force to watch the TP bar trinkling in until it gets to 30
>>579159180>>579159136Alright yeah that was fun
>>579159180I don't watch races and I don't read menus
Meisho Zuiun wins BSN Sho (Listed) at Niigata
You have dedicated a lot of time to your trainee to prepare her for this Champions Meeting, you should not skip her races.
>>579168887>counting the minutes to get another run in>bar is at 13 before I rememberedI won't be able to fully readapt until after the weekend.
new jiggie traditionchampions meet weekends get a 10 big biggiejiggie so I can get rid of some of the backlog of jiggiesbehold the first bigjighttps://jiggie.fun/jGDj5R>https://jiggie.fun/jGDj5Rhttps://jiggie.fun/jGDj5R>https://jiggie.fun/jGDj5Rhttps://jiggie.fun/jGDj5R
>>579169009I would never skip my wife-groove.
>>579169009Ive never skipped CM races, how else would I know how hard to beat my trainees when they dont proc their skills for no reason?
>>579169009I skip to late-race because that's when anyhing happensI also skip it again when I see some shit like my paces being in 6th or 7th
>6 front lobby (with suzuka)
>>579167691cute!
Usually gacha game side contents are less popular than the main content but the same thing can't be said to Uma with pakatube huh. I guess it's true that Uma is semi vtuber...
>>579169009I skipped my very first CM finals because it was 2X golshi/oguri/nature and my team of 3 jobbers. Nowadays I FF till late race then watch. Finals are 1x speed the whole time.
>>579169386remember when we pretended it was going to be a backliner-heavy CM, haha..
Idk what triggered this Flash (+Falco) posting, but I fully support it
>>579169434My round 1 opponents today had tons of of pace mainly (for reference I'm contributing 2 front 1 debuff to each of these)
>team is pace, late and end>somehow late is always lateis this a me issue? none of them are debuffers
>>579169434Pace is roll in the mud. Wait for round2
>>579169612>somehow late is always lateI MEANT TO SAY LATE IS ALWAYS LAST
>>579168769After 9/11 everything got progressively stupidized and the western entertainment industry as a whole lost all respect for the intelligence of their audienceNot to mention, some bastards pubished some books about "how to create a perfect X product", and everyone took it as a guide, so now them, sloptubers and audiences think that is canon, and therefore the industry got homogenized and sterilized
Podiumed my first cm race :3
>>579169009I did like 4 runs for each of them.
>>579169409It's idol-adjacent, and therefore vtuber adjacent
>>579169409I want to watch pakatube with the umas that are currently in Global... I don't know who these are... (other than CB I guess)
On the Movie wins Chitose Tokubetsu at Sapporo
yall just porn
>>579169864>if losing win procced
somehow it feels like the way these retards are deploying content is either boring players or killing the gameim gonna stick around until twin turbo and make her win at least one long CM but i do wish Cygays was better at creating content
Machan Dahby. Or maybe two of these are puppets.
>>579170089>all machan>no other repeated umaYes, this is what I call soul unless the rudolf and tachyon were double debuffers but he lost so soul nonetheless
What are the odds of pulling ~210 times and not getting a single 3* uma
>>579170227Around 70%
Triumph Pass wins Kuwana Tokubetsu at Chukyo
>>57917022750/50. Shiraoki either wills it or not.
>>579170227about 1/600
>>579169735why does Brain have the Dreamworks smile
C-cow wife number one......>>579170383because it's cute when she does it
I just want to fuck umanko, I'll take anyone at this point
my trainee has been visibly upset with me ever since i told her to stop stealing my used underwear
Stopping for now, races are still going so good luck to everyone who keeps watching, as usual thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching, if your favorite(s) won congrats if they didn't may next time go betterTomorrow there'll be 2 G3s, the first one is the Chukyo Nisai Stakes for horses aged 2, and won by>Daiwa Scarletand the second is the Niigata Kinen won by>Blast OnepieceI hope you can be here for them, good night and good luck to anyone who hasn't finished their CM runs
>>579158785I want to ask , does this game ever have a scence of the umas giving piggie rides to the trainers.like when a child is in the sholders of a adult.
>>579170534How obscene.
>>579170334this is a disaster
>>579170580oh shit it's that G3 you always run in MANT
Come in Tomakomai.
>>579170679That one
Thinking about subbing out kitasan for speed bourbon on machan because no fucking way I am going to run wit or power bourbon for conc
>>579170857skip conc and load up on midrace
>>579170751where
>>579170857Do it, then borrow wit Teio for curvature
>>579170918Conc is super good no?
>>579170920Early September
>>579170927but teio isn't curvaceous at all
>>579170997It's a "lose less" skill, not a "win more" skill. Sure, Concentration itself is super good, but you're fucking your deck super bad.
>>579171059nice!
Play the Lead wins 9th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Niigata
>>579171065Never get tired of seeing them
CM day 1 report?
>>579158920drink your tachytea
>>579171069>It's a "lose less" skill, not a "win more" skillCan you elaborate. Doesn't always getting your start gate delay cut but .4 really good
>>579171065Is Tarumae bigger than Rickey?
>>579171065TARUU?!
https://x.com/HHa23337/status/2092902062640267413air jihad lookin' a little rough but he is very old
>>579171153gross
>>579171236Need to Hokko her Taruus
>>579171158If you're playing a front with conc, against a front without a conc, and he didn't late start, then he has 200~SP of advantage against you
>>579171219Tarumae B86Rickey B83
>>579171315I think it depends on how many fronts he's running, you don't really need concentration for triple front while solo or duo would appreciate that extra consistency
>>579171315But even the starts without the popup can be late enough
I wish to have intimate relations with King Halo.
my method of seeking daperu
Grass Wonder is a southern belle who orders biscuits and gravy for breakfast at the Tracen cafeteria.
>>579171636Its physically impossible for Grass to be mistaken for a Japanese
>>579171636
>65% wr on Bobo alone after I crammed second wind and final push for max gambaIt's actually paying off
>>579171272
>>579171704Wish Taiki was a secret westaboo
how low can spurt and survival percentages go until it gets too dicey to be worth it
>>579171687>>579171704She has to physically strain herself to not say “y’all” in every sentence.
>>579158785Mejiro McQueen I love you
hi
>>579171949fatty
>>579171949>>579171987
Sereno wins 9th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Chukyo
This CM i learned that Kita's unique doesn't work on mile
I just realised curren has no friends. Unlike Falco who is surrounded by close friends like eishin flash
>>579171869She dislikes Kris S but refuses to say why...?
>>579171981shi akebono
come visit tomakomai ahh dance
I just realized that I'm starving, so I'm going to eat something
>>579172135
>>579172230enjoy your meal
>>579172171When I pressed her on that she refused to meet my gaze and muttered something like “The statistics don’t lie, y’all…”
being loveydovey with ayabe right in front of my trainee curren chan and telling ayabe she's the cutest in the world right in front of my trainee curren chan
>>579172171Chicago pizza is such a meme. That shit is not a pizza.t. foreigner who's never had Chicago pizza.
I'm so tired of my runs going to shit..
>>579172134>on mileDepends on the mileIt works for Tokyo 1600 but not Hanshin 1600
>>579172214I am going to Tomakomai.
Congratulations to Traffic Lights for coming in second by completely dying on the final spurt while on the inner rail and thus holding back every other goddamn named uma except for mine that barely managed to move out of the way in time
>>579172541it was a red light
>>579172570die
>>579169735
Reine Liebe wins 10th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Niigata
>Whenever i watch Brilliant Fantasia and Vodka placed in the race i keep wondering when she'll properly get added as one of the singers>Forget that the real Vodka actually never won a Tiara race nor the QEII Cuphuh
>>579172214Hmmm I wonder why this local-dol is so popular
Legend Ship is trending in Japan
mares are dangerous
>>579172923>>579172214boobs
>>579173035Violent boobs in fact
>>579173301>>579173142>>579173035>>579172923>>579172214
>>579172908based dahby mare
>>579171636Member when she was so good at shooting that she hits everything in one shot?
>Stream interrupts at the close finishits a free stream but holy fuck
>>579172939why
Jeanne de Reve wins 10th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Chukyo
>>579173301Epsatono Island is real... I never thought... but I always hoped...
>>579173489He won again since 2023 and he is Gold Ship's son
>>579173574based late bloomer
I even forgot to make open league acesmy only mile A+ uma is an old Taiki from 2025
I have a question, is it a good idea to borrow SSR Super Creek in TT for meds and long?Or is it better to pick good wit card or speed card to have bigger winrate?
>>579173760bring creekwinrate does not matter in TT,
>>579173760Winrate doesn't really matter for TT, you only need to be lucky once a week
>>579173353Don't worry Ruby, my eyes are still glued onto you and my face craves your chest more than anything
>>579173887I HATE HELIOS
Helios lost
>>579173852>>579173850Ty bwochosI forget to ask in first question 600 stam is too little for middle race? I need 800 right?
>>579174009yeah 800+gold should be all cases covered. Creek would be perfect for it
>>579174009I'd just solve it with recovery spam
>>579173887>>579173928>>579173935>>579173965Helios belongs to Helios tore
I would be more excited for umamusume if I didnt know the jp client existed and I saw that nothing changes for real in the game for the next 3 years
the doghos stream is worthless now
>>579174103
Peaceful Mind wins 11th race (3YO Maiden) at Niigata>>579174203You can always use a VPN and watch the official JRA stream on youtube
>win race>uma gets depressed in the same turnnice gameplay cyfaggots maybe stop being niggers and know that someone would actually be very happy after winning a fucking g1
>>579173935I'm not falling for Ruby propaganda
>>579174280Yes you are
>>579174259but what if something unfortunate happened to mr chalk after winning the race?
It really gives me a mixed feeling how mediocre backliners I made with decks like a 0lb natie wit, with some scrambled together parents perform better than the super prepared/ultralooped min-maxed fronts with the whole gw,dd/pp, igwit autism I made.
>>579174468How do I go to the Aroma Kinen
post something sleepy
>>579174614
>>579158785Oh, to feed her all the parfaits in the world ...
taiki shuttle had a farm eieioand on that farm she had some umamusumeseieio
>>579174468fronts have so much shit they need to balance it's stupid>lacks accel so need the gamba skills>needs early race + conc + lane to secure dominance>needs midrace to beat the others to angling and defend your lead>needs late race to not get run down>needs max speed to not get run down>needs high as fuck stamina because lol>needs high as fuck power and wit to make use of poskeep>needs skills to chain so you create leads>technically needs guts too, at least more than the other positions
real trainers know that style S is better than terrain S
Vocalize wins 11th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Chukyo
>>579174468most of my lates got raped and ssky is carrying
>>579174751mackie needs to be put on a dietfat fuck
>cleared out my schedule for my umawife's livestream later>it's not a livestreamfuck me
>>579174939Are you saying she died??
Time to kick back and chowa??!!!!
uuuuuuu
>>579175027
Mackie a cute!
can I have a you i should go back to sleep but i feel lonely without a you
McFat
we should have a chukyo 2000m CM
I need her on my face
>>579174468tf you mean? lates job hard in shorter distances if their accels don't hit on time
>>579174783Grand live itself is a problem for us frontfags, because in Mant you were showered with skills, which were mandatory for you to function.
>>579175284Sucking her Mcqueefs
>>579174468Just a reminder that lates will keep getting even stronger to the point every single CM except dirt will be dominated by themWhen they have superior max late-race speed and accel on top of having mid-race uniques and evos you just become unbeatable
I used to stay away from this skill but it is unironically not bad for backliners
>>579175440I hope lates get stronger soonit's kinda grim right now. They're ok, but not anything amazing. At least they're easy to build
>>579175020nyo, it's a pre-recorded gameplay vid
>shion and rose stakes are in the same turni fucking hate cygays
>>579175462Also not bad if you have final corner speed skills like speed star
>>579175462How would you control it if you can easily start passing someone in the midrace
>>579175335Unironically a skill issue on his part.It's literally day 1, my lazy ass fronts have 100% wr without looping autism parents.
>>579175462They changed it last patch, they added the "second half of the race" condition
>>579175421I wouldn't be able to stop myself laying hands on Bobo
>>579175583backliners usually don't start passing others until it matters. There's a smaller margin of the early later-midrace where this firing wouldn't really do much, but other than that it's not bad for capitalizing on overtakes and speed carry over if it's not too early into middle-late race
>>579175558do your 2 turns of ulala runs, anonisn't she our le heckin daughterino?don't forget about le heckin daughterino, prease
>>579175620Shit I knew they changed something, it was only mid-race before the patch
Rhombus Bless wins the last race at Niigata
I have AGP bwos...
>>579175462part of the reason is you have 1k more SP than you used to so you can now afford to take skills that are less consistent but still have impact
>>579175781AGnes Pachyon?
>>579175781We know HRT Henry
>>579175558Should've done them when we had half TP
most whore coded song I ever done seen a concert for
>>579175821AGnes Pigital actually
aGnes diGiPal
>>579175886Shut up, Testosterone Timmy!
>>579175781please be Cesario and in my club
>GGP... great grand parent digitan?
I kinda need to redo vodka because mile A and make a 3rd ace but i was too busy loooooooping. At least grass with racing stam, pedal, risky, homestretch carries late race
>>579175486that is the whole idea, which makes them good. If its easy to build you have a lot more breathing room to make a good ace. Grand live's mechanic is throwing shit at the wall and waiting which one sticks.You need to highroll 2 fronts (which is already hard) and a competitive midroll end or late to function. Or you could just midroll anything else and have as much, if not better impact. This is my entire problem with fronts, that you need a ton of effort, prep, parenting, etc to be on par on someone who did half of the effort. Now imagine if someone does all that autistic prep for a non front. Especially if its an Xoguri or a nishino.
Maya! Maya! Maya! MAYA!Maya Flower Sweepy!Ah Kunkakunka(sniff-sniff)! Kunkakunka(sniff-sniff)! SuuHa(Breath in and out)! SuuHa(Breath in and out)! Good smell…Kunkun(sniff-sniff)Nhah! I wanna Kunkakunka (sniff-sniff) Maya-tan's(tan = chan: add arfter first name) fluffy wedding dress! Kunkakunka (sniff-sniff)! Aha!Mistook! I wanna mofmof (fluffy-fluffy)! Mofmof (fluffy-fluffy)! Mofmof (fluffy-fluffy)! Puffy Fluffy Mofmof (fluffy-fluffy)! Karikarimofmof! Cuincuin(onomatope)Maya on training event was Cuuuutteeee! aa!…aaa…Ahaa!FAnnn!Congratulation 1st concert was on air! Flower-tan! Cute! Sweep-tan! Cute! Ah!Precious Treasure Box was bought and I'm happ… NooO! NyaaaN! Gya(Aarrghhh)!Gahhhaaa! Mile S is not real! Oh…Speed Star and Professor of Curvature is too…A c e R u n I s N o t R e a l? Nyaaan! Uwaa!Getchaaaa! Noooo! Haaan! Uwwwwwa!This! Fxxk! I give up! I give up such a real(life)…te…what? Look? Performing Maya-tan is looking at me?Dancing Sweepy-tan is looking at me ! Flower-tan is watching me! Cute Flower-tan is looking at me!Maya-tan on concert is watching me! I feel relieved… The world is not that bad!Iyahhooooo! Maya is with me! I did it, Kety! I can do it!oh, uma's Maya-chaaANnnn!!! NooOOOoo!!AhAnaahaana, Ms MAYA! Sweep, SWEEEPYYYY! NISHINOOO! KIDS!UUtUuuUUU! May my wish to Maya! To Maya on Magical Flower Jets!
>>579176078I wouldn't be playing fronts if they weren't so fucking fun and sex
Trad Lore wins the last race at Chukyo
>>579175486>SprintLighting Surge>MileLightning Surge>LongClaw forwardIt's only mediums they suck on
so what does style savvy do actually
>>579176194neo universe gonna save us
>>579176242+40 wit (doesn't affect skill chances)
>>579176194even with lightning surge they suck
>>579176242increases wit and field of view
>>579176259>Instant guaranteed 0.4 accel>Paired with pedal racing stam late raceHmmm... Nyo
>>579176258doesn't it also increase the effect cone of your debuffs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIPpS5KGT84Sandbagging finals gaslight is over
>>579176297>guaranteedYou still have to hit pump or OYL to overtake someone
I'm too deep in uma musume broslike i have nothing to do right now and i'm just wating for reset timer
>>579176328if your debuffs are vision based, yes. ASE for late surgers, Intense/Petrifying Gaze for ends
lates have always been shit and they still are
>>579176360no, you just need a target, which is always available unless it's 1 late vs 8 fronts/ends
>>579176491to have an overtake target you need to be faster than the uma in front of you
>>579176462lovechen bros....
>>579176423read star blossom/cingrey or watch an anime
>>579176360What is higher powerWhat is speed carryover
>>579176096
>>579176096I say this
>want to translate+typeset some stuff>Krita changed how the text tool works>just completely forgot to wire up the font selection boxGuess I'm not doing that then
current jiggiethe CM weekend bigjighttps://jiggie.fun/jGDj5R>https://jiggie.fun/jGDj5Rhttps://jiggie.fun/jGDj5R>https://jiggie.fun/jGDj5Rhttps://jiggie.fun/jGDj5R
>>579176423Half TP broke us... Which is funny because before clanker is out we're all screaming at how the TP bar keeps filling up to max so fast
Did you forget about your wife?
>>579176557do the math on how much power you need to accelerate more at the start of late race than a pace that procced head on
>>579176557>higher powerIf you're hitting 1300+ power then well played, you made a monster late>speed carryoverSomething that can also happen to the pace in front of you
>>579176510you can do that by bringing something like pumped/shadow break for speed carryover into late-race
>>579176615wife motion
>>579175462Yeah it's a gamble but if you don't make any passes between 50% and final spurt, it will almost certainly hit exactly when you want it to and in that scenario it punches way above its cost.
Momma Vodka
>>579176634that's a stallion
>>579176721I have shadow break on both my lates and proccing it at a good time is far from guaranteed. Obviously if it does work I'm cumming but lightning flash isnt an instant guaranteed 0.4 accel because if it actually were then pace and front actually wouldnt stand a chance. You need things to go your way for it to have its maximum effect
>>579176557>still falling for the power memeguaranteed you're one of the niggas complaning about losing to 1100 power aces
Oguri Coppa
>>579176768And?
SEXhttps://litter.catbox.moe/4komlpbt77c4c93n.jpg
>>579176984
>>579176984Rice is not flat
>>579176984stop posting this guy
>>579176984fillies...
Is it a choice between two golds or Pasa SSR gives both?
>>579176634no because I'm in my 30s and unmarried
>>579177094look in training events
>>579176984>draws enticing and pushy lolis>ends up being maledom and not femdom
>>579177094choice between the two2 golds on an ssr dont happen until way later with tamachud power
>>579177151Trainees are weak to their trainers cock after all.
>>579176698>>579176906>>579176721Do you event know how the condition works? Is_overtake only requires you to be able to overtake within 15s, which is piss easy to achieve, that's the point. Even having 0.1s skill or 50 more power is enough to trigger it. Anything triggers it, it's so easy to proc
>>579177030
>>579177151good
>>579177178>Do you event
>>579177178>do you event
since umas are stronger than humans, being sissified is just normal for the fiction?
>>579177267Naturally
>>579177259>>579177221>No argument
>>579177151all umas act pushy until they get dicked
>>579177153>>579177134Well now i get why she mogs Kitablack, ty also+1 to all statslmao
>>579177178>event
>>579177178the problem is that while it sounds so simple, it isn't exactly THAT simple most of the timeSome scenarios that you can achieve the proc>have a late in front of you that didn't proc shit>have speed carryover>have a pacer that didn't proc an accel>OYL procced>the person in front of you isn't too far up that you don't see themIt doesn't JUST happen by itself because you had 50 more power. Even that requires you to succeed a wit checkAlso>do you event
>>579177318yeah, by that time we get rainbows to all stats at the same time so it's very very broken
I regret not rolling for bamboo memory, she's looks fun and she's a beast on miles
>wake up>club plummeted in rank againwhy me
>>579177318well she mogs kitablack for a lot of reasons, the choice between 2 golds really isnt one of them considering check is for a very narrow set of mediums. The + to all stats and two sp is a lot more important
>>579177375Mambwo rank 480 isn't that bad....
umanal in the umanko
>>579177467but arent those two different--never mind
Mambo have lost a 42M fan advantage in 1 dayThey are only above rank 500 by 22M fans nowThey will be A if they keep this up tomorrow
everyone always talks about umas eatingbut never about umas shitting
>>579177467this only happens to cloaca havers
>>579177526is it true that the bottom earner in mambo is someone /uma/club sent to sabotage them
Danchou, there's a dead guy in our club...
is anyone else watching?
>>579177526i have no tp bossman
>>579177526double TP is over so I dunno how other clubs still going
>>579177581yes
I just buy accels and gamble that I'll win.
>>579177627you get tp from caratsyou get carats from G1s
>>579177267what is this even supposed to mean?
is it doxx hour?
>>579177526I'm not spending pots for meme ranks bwo
She can't figure out if matcha lattes are "Japanese" enough.
Real serious question. I'm gonna roll Pace Tama Festival version soon. I want to start muh lupah right now, any advices on which skill must have for pace loopa especially Tama loopa?
>>579177676i'm not spending carats to fanslave I'm not fucking insanemaybe next time actually kick the niggas we told you would flatline at the beginning of the month
new club rules: everyone must pledge alliance to mambo every morning to state their loyality for the cause
>>579177918you aren't even in mambo
soon
Isnt this good second parent skill with Seyun Sky?
>>579177030This
>>579177979I can't read
>>579178037unlucky
>>579177950i am
>>579177886the only mandatory pace medium skills she just has innately. Aside from that you can just do generic skills like homestretch haste straightaway adept medium corners/straights etc
>not spending carats only to get less caratscritical thinking
>>579178108So i need racing spirits basically? THat's it?
>>579178026It's gonna be a more expensive homestretch haste most of the time. Just get an actual midrace inherit.
gn
>>579177886might be worth getting straight descent for hints since it's mandatory for pace next CM
help me /uma/ i smacked my nuts on my table and it hurt so bad I feel nauseous
>>579177886https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pWBnsoH2h7NDm9Q5ZRZ-s9JuyMN-aAI5wJbIEqACCt4/edit?usp=drivesdk
>press reroll spark>-30 TPI'm sorry danchou your club is going down
Just spend 600 carats to get 450 carats more for your club bwo
>>579178026That <=400m means it's a weak late-race speed skill for mile or longer
>>579177886Its too late now, half tp is over
>>579178156yeah I mean you could uma stan too. Pace dont have mandatory stuff like how fronts need groundwork pp dd ignited wit etc. Well they do with head on, but she has that innately like I said (and you can get it as a hint from tachyon)
>>579177612I'll watch it next month when someone has made subs for it.
>>579178179>Just get an actual midrace inherit.Such as? Plancha Cacao or what?
>>579178228why do you neighers keep putting things on fucking jewgle I ain't clicking that shit
>>EOPs shitting up the premiere's chatfaggots
>>579178328Cacao + Smaru
>>579178328Cacao is the best generic midrace, a kiss for courage is good if you're already planning on buying a skill with recovery
>>579178328SMaru or VBobo. Casuals can just reuse their aces as parents if they're too lazy to loop.
>>579178453>Casuals can just reuse their aces as parents if they're too lazy to loop.danchud kill this man
>>579178341because that's what normies useyou really think /uma/ is making shareable datasets?
>>579178453>>579178412>>579178382I dont have them all and i'm doing daily races for Seyun Sky
>had to glue 2 runs because lol no groundwork>-60 tp
everywhere I look i see>groundwork taikiFUCK
>>579178502do you have temu opera and base big mack? they're also okay
>>579178706You would've hit GW from SMaru at the final turn...
>>579178706Daiwa wouldn't do anything terrible to her trainer right
Are we enjoying 1/4th carat refund from career yet?
>>579178773>base big mackthis one i have yeah will try
things will only get worse from here on
>>579178026its dogshit for anything except sprints
>>579178761SMaru means everyone and their grandpa has groundwork. Hell I can get it on my lates pretty consistently.
meisho slug
help i think i might fall in love with fuji kiseki
Give one reason why we don't have permanent TP discounts for the accelerated schedule
>>579179110money
What the fuck is up with Hakuraku's full spurt rate actually? My umas have a 100% survival rate and is finish the race with 200to300 HP left over but their full spurt is like 20%. Is it because some of them aren't hitting their accel conditions?
>>579179176It's because their spurt got delayed by being a stamlet
muromotto-kun...
>>579178939Flat umas are so pathetic
>>579179176Your umas don't know about the late race downhill so full spurt check on this course is significantly harder than survival
I want to get my dick sucked
>>579179443do they not study the track before the matchare they retarded or something
this isn't your flipcord
>>579179628So... the burger pocket didn't work?
>>579179628don't let xher see this bwo
>>579179628they'll mistake it for a carrot and you'll regret it
Derb
>>579179628silly meatbun hatNTR is still cute though
>>579179893...y?
>>579179628Me too brother
>>579179978I bet a Dotojob would be nice.
>>579180034all fun and games until she "accidentally" chomps down
Sobbing. Speech silly.
hags
>>579180034She’d goof up and use an uncomfortable amount of teeth.And then when you switch positions she’d good up again and hit you in the nads somehow.I think she’s probably one of the worst possible umas to let near your family jewels.
>>579179628just ask Umama
>>579180092Doto wouldn't do this...
>day 1>couldn't get into Group A
>>579176194Nah because every single CM between 2nd anni 4.5 anni is a Check track
which uma is best for a weak, emasculated and cowardly trainer
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>>579180360>>579180360>>579180360
>>579179628Be careful to not hit Umama's face with your flappy belly
>>579179978Sigh, guess I have to do it then.
