>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch bloodstain >>579222179
>>579273309my QVVEEN...
>>579273309Who is that slut?
>>579273309built for blackflame
Hello ergs
Previously, on /erg/ball-Z...>The thread kicked off with an OP providing filter lists again, to block “threadshitters,” which immediately triggered a predictable circle of crying. Users fought over whether providing filters is a “Reddit mod” move or an act of mercy, culminating in an elegant consensus that everyone involved is insufferable.>A "new player" post complaining about boss attack delays immediately dragged out the basement-dwelling elite. Instead of anything resembling help, replies consisted of telling the user to grab a shield, learn patience, or simply uninstall and go back to a safer corner of the internet.>A support group formed to mourn the balance adjustments made to the Grav Missile spell. PvE players blamed "PvP tards" for ruining their mindless mob-clearing tool, while everyone else just laughed at them for being unable to adapt.>A delusional poster claimed they were called "hot" and received an "adrenaline kiss" during a co-op session. The immediate, collective response from the thread was an aggressive reality check that “this did absolutely not happen”, which only prompted the original poster to double down with even weirder, graphic details that nobody asked for.>Following an in-game fight club, the thread dissolved into a spectacular display of weaponized insecurity, with users aggressively throwing around geographic slurs and calling each other "redditors" over crouch-poking and projectiles. The absolute zenith of this intellectual trainwreck occurred in a response, where an anon tried to smugly quote a rival's "humiliation ritual" but completely fumbled, typing "habilitation ritual" instead. Naturally, the thread pounced on the error, forcing the poster into a desperate damage-control cycle where they claimed they "didn't go to public school" and only had a "brainfart" because they were typing too fast. It is truly magnificent how these people manage to utterly defeat themselves without anyone else lifting a finger.
>>579273306BHF doesn't start that strong on a normal playthrough, you might be used to seeing it at +6 before margit
>>579273013>>579273109>>579273146>>579273168>>579273228>>579273273>>579273303erm...
>>579273852xhe rite
>>579273852>41%lers
dargonr
Whats wrong with the moose horns? I think it looks pretty cool
>>579274002you're so valid for that
>>579274002>tranny horns>deathbed dress>type b>base vigorYep, it's trooning time.
>>579274086>>579274098I'm too employed too understand these memes from 4 years ago.
>>579274120Not my problem, troonadee
>>579274002you look fabulous sis
>>579274002they are sparkly and gay
>>579274002nothing's wrong with them hon
>>579274002Suicide enjoyers love them.
@nezuk@rellanatransgirl @fcwhen is the next one
Been running shield and straight swords. Only at about lvl 45. Some times its satisfying, other times its torture. Especially in pvp. It takes me like 6-8 swipes to kill someone and getting a guard counter is almost impossible. It does a fairly good job at chasing, but its generally a billion times easier to burst me down than it is the other way around. Is there light at the end of the tunnel with straight swords or should I just switch to a claymore? Longsword is at +12.
>>579274352rellana got exposed so I guess xe is not gonna join anymore
>>579274375Shields are only for parrying and guard poke in pvp. Either powerstance straight swords or use square off.
>>579274375You need to get two of them for them to be good and the only good straight sword for a physical build in PvP is the noble's slender sword
>>579274375lolllllllll change weapons bro
>>579274493i enjoyed the seethe she generated 2bh
projecting troonlords too uncultured to appreciate the Lyonel Baratheon drip
>rotpot stormveil invader twinks vs level 713 summons
>>579274586me too the entire thing was very enjoyable
>>579274608that's ledo
>>579274375Use your shield to parry
>>579274608>song of fire and icehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY
>>579274375Unfortuanetly unless you really know what you're doing straight swords are pretty fucking rough. The only build worth playing around with them is either just buffslop cragblade melee (which every weapon can do its not particularly special on SS's) or dual wield shenanigans
>>579274375https://youtu.be/pZdv0itd47E
relly...
>>579274586xhe*
i miss dual spooku
>>579273852The other thread is still up threadshitter relax>>579274745Masterpiece
>>579275027spooku?
>>579274849>sword & board is immensely rewarding>the only blocking ever done is by perfect blocking which most people can't perform
>>579274849this is just backstab/parry/hardswap L2 spam lol
>>579275086that dire and malevolent art of the reedlanders...
>>579274608>>579274678>we should add a badass custom armor set for this character >lol nah I’ll never forgive them, genuinely what the fuck Miyazaki. Thank god for modders.
>>579275204Yes, new to souls?
>>579274609I love AI slop
>>579275279looks undercooked
>>579275204and you might as well use an off dagger/fist/cs/rapier now instead. shieldsissies got btfo.
>>579275158The possibility is still there to git gud. I've done it a few times and it's great seeing peoples reaction.
>>579275318>sword and board is good, just don't ever use the board unless you can perform this wholesome chungus glitch
Queue?
>>579275318I didn't know it was AI. Please don't take my woke license away
>>579275539Post more AI, it's funny seeing the melties
>>579275582I don't like slop
>>579275539that image is really old sissy don't worry it's not AI
>>579275539>>579275642>>579274609who cares if its AI or not, its funny
>>579275598And?
>>579275401its a modders recreation of something we only had a few loose jpg pics of tbf
Nightreign...
Any of y'all niggas play Dragon's Dogma 2? Does this look at all like Miquella?
>>579276280Image I used as reference.
>>579276280too old
>>579276476Is it the skin? It's impossible to get that angelically smooth skin in DD2. Also they worked really hard to make sure you couldn't make underage looking characters like you could in the first game.
>>579275642I thought it was AI because of how weird Stalin's arms looked
>>579276280It looks kind of like her actual in game model but nothing like the one everyone is actually familiar with at this point
>>579276661>>579276420>>579276280her?
>>579276575yes he looks like a gaunt ancient he needs collagen care package immediately
>>579276661>nothing like the one everyone is actually familiar with at this pointThis one? Also it's a "he", respect his pronouns.
>>579276728>>579276280gay
woke
I found a fukken live yabby in the lawn
>>579277178eat it
>>579277178eat up
miquella is a tw*nk hag, too old
>>579277264me as the shota
I haven't played since finishing SOTEWanna get summoned for some co-op what's a good build/weapon for raping stuff efficiently nowadaysI remember unnerfed perfumes when SOTE dropped, that was fun
>>579277349rivers of blood
>>579277264from are such sissies when you really think about it
>>579277349As always, arcane (bleed) rapes most.
>>579251423Wheel of Time's setting.And yes, make it so that your starting gender restricts what kinds of magic you're able to learn.And give the male side the taint as a debuff.
>>579277349leontiel
>>579277514>Wheel of TimeI haven't heard that in while. the game was decent
>>579277514>>579277726porn game?
>just play in the arena bro>except that it's just a circular arena with no cover so you can't corner people and any faggot can just keep his distance and spam to his heart's content and there's no healing so everything devolves into even more obnoxious hyperarmor/ranged spam and comebacks are near impossible
MAY SHOTAS TAKE THE WORLD
>>579277783some netflix show
>>579277783yes a gooner h futa game. don't look into it.
>>579277890I already said I was interested, you don't have to convince me further
>>579277792jee did this to us
>>579277840>>579277264post ‘unny like the rest of us
>>579277842>>579277783Book series. Raped by Netflix Darkfriends for 3 whole seasons. Unfortunate circumstances. But we can look past that.
>>579277409Speaking of Dragon's Dogma, I think the first game is the only non hentai RPG that lets you play as a shota (or loli).
Why is /erg/ suddenly full of paedophiles?
>>579278212>suddenly
>>579278212out of 10!
radahn & miquella be like:
>>579278212this is a pedophile honeypot website
>>579278192I love to customise my characters
>>579275642>that image is really oldOf course it is. Its a major historical photograph.
>>579277840Gay pedo stfu
>>579278192I enjoyed DD1
>>579278295Don't post suicide fuel here
>>579278212I'm not a pedo, I just like to self insert as the shota becasue I'm mentally stunted.
>>579278192>>579278420based dogma chads2 dlc soon
>>579277514You’ll have to be satisfied with the awful Amazon show man sorry
>>579278420Fucking based. I wish the character creator for Elden Ring was that good.
elden ring boc build
>21% skill attack power in the shop
Built for big boc cock
>>579278295>>579278440>>579277840>>579276728Don't be gay
>>579278994Kill yourself.
>>579278994be so for real
>>579278994you're so cute elf
Smashing Boc's teeth out with a rock and forcing her to sustain herself on a diet consisting only of my bodily fluids.
>>579278538>>579277514>Using Saidin builds up madness status.>When the status is high, extra enemies spawn in. They're harmless, but they look and behave like real enemies, so you can't be sure.>Friendly NPCs will suddenly be targetable, or appear red. Some will even appear to be aggro, with their weapons out(But not attacking)>Some enemies will appear like NPCs, until they begin to attack, and like shedding Marika's veil, they reveal their true form.
>>579279105i was just thinking about you...
>>579278192Can you actually? I just might play it because of that
>>579279105Ok Ranjeet
>>579275692Did you draw that? That's bretty good.
>everyone is so latent i have to roll a whole attack early at the very least to not get phantom hit
>>579279525I love playing from Australia. I've adapted to the essentially permanent latency play with it in mind. Meanwhile, mutts and euros have melties about their lack of crisp connection to me. I was born in the latency, molded by it.
>>579279693>i'm a shitter who crutches on infinite iframes
>>579279742>im a euro
>>579279742>>579279794good morning sers
Now that the dust has settled... Which is the best version of Elden Ring?>PS4 1.00 disc for Miyazaki's original version (Godfrey/Horah Loux have a full health bar each, meaning he has way more hp)>PS4 on PS5 Pro for 60fps >Switch 2 including ALL DLC on Game Key Card>PC with High LOD and Grass mods
>>579279178I mean, people won't treat you like a kid, but you can look like one. That's the first game only, they removed it in the second game and it pissed a lot of people off.
>>579279525>>579279693>>579279742>>579279794>>579279840good morrow lords
>>579280391top of the morning to you
>>579279996PC, how is this even a question? PS5 ver only runs at 60 if you play PS4 ver on a PS5 and above but it looks bad. PC can run at 4k and a constant 60 on a good rig. Don't know how PS5 ver runs on PS5 Pro but zero reason to own a pro unless you are a perma ps console pleb.
>you have to attack and dodge 5 years in advance>latency is sometimes (usually) inconsistent so you can't even outspace things properly>even if you could, some people are so latent that the game turns into an unironically rolling/hyperamor simulator>all because From is too lazy to spend 5 minutes on updating the netcode
>play vanilla pc (port made by the jeet interns at fromsoft)>complainyou're supposed to play seamless if you want to pvp with real netcode
How is Elden Ring horse armor edition? I haven't got it yet.
>>579281081Don't buy it.
>>579281081mogs SotE easily, must-have content
>>579279996>High LOD and Grass modsHow to make this work on current patch?
>>579280640godrick soldiers are so strong...
>>579281081Awful but it’s the only content you’re getting for the game for the foreseeable future so if that fact bothers you’ll probably get it anyway
terr is the king
>>579282098Meh, I'm kinda burned out on rollslop anyway. That's probably because I did 3 Elden Ring playthroughs back to back this year. I might get it when I'm back in the mood.
>>579280713>paid to win award>nearly got raped by a lone hostcel>actually got raped the previous invasionRedcels give me second hand embarrassment
>>579282494of what
>>579283194of losers
rapterr terrlons
terr is the king of the erg
who's the queen
>>579283721cupcake
>>579283721terr
>>579283721terrtroon is the qween and Devil is xher king BVLL
>>579283721>>579283771>>579284093you guys have it all wrong terr is the marika/radagon of erg he is both queen and king and the deviljeeta is his personal footstool
who's making these bad posts?
da 'cord
terrjeeta is erg's cocksleeve thoughbeit
looks like terrgawdarino just won
won the most raped lolcow award*
>>579284825daring today aren't we
Nothing like some early threadshitting to remind you why dsjeet is lying 6 feet under.
terrdeity remains the conquerer of the ergieporgies
the erg elite were too strong for you, dsgypsy
Boc cowered in the damp darkness of the coastal cave, her tiny fingers trembling as she clutched her precious sewing needle. Only days ago, a fierce Tarnished had stormed through these tunnels, leaving her demi-human tribe broken, scattered, and deeply depleted.She had managed to hide during the slaughter, but peace was short-lived. The surviving tribal elders, desperate to rebuild their numbers, found her. In their eyes, Boc was no longer just a clumsy outcast who played with thread; her female anatomy made her the tribe's most valuable asset for survival."Please, no!" Boc whimpered as rough, clawed hands dragged her toward the birthing nests at the back of the cavern. "I can stitch garments! I can make us beautiful!"Her pleas fell on deaf ears. Her needle was snatched away and tossed into the dirt. To a dying tribe, beauty was a luxury they could no longer afford. Survival required numbers, and Boc was now bound to the cave, destined to mother the next generation of demi-human warriors.
>>579279996>Demon's SoulsRPCS3>Dark SoulsRPCS3 for disc v1.0 or Remastered PC>Dark Souls IIScholar PC>Dark Souls IIIPC or PS5, they're about the same>BloodborneshadPS4 for 60fps>Elden RingPC for 2160p, 60fps, free onlineSwitch 2 for portability PS4 1.0 for pre-nerf >Radahns hitboxes nerf so much they are half the size of the weapon and meteor models>Godskin Duo, crucible knights and Crystallians nerfed so hard only one enemy attacks at a time>the other enemies just stand there doing fucking nothing
>>579284872I might get a little crazy and swap it out for a Knights GS later.
white people be like yea i write boc the demihuman rape fanfics
Another erg victory I see
>>579285084The air in the deep cavern grew thick with the stench of copper, musk, and wet fur. Dragged into the lowest pits where the light of the Erdtree could not reach, Boc was forced into the breeding nests—a foul mound of rotting pelts, old bones, and dried blood.The process was stripped of any humanity, reduced to a brutal, mechanical routine of survival. The surviving tribal elders viewed her strictly as livestock. She was bound to heavy stone pillars with coarse ropes that chafed her skin raw, ensuring she could not fight back or escape.Day and night blurred into a cycle of terror. The largest surviving demi-human males were brought to her one by one, driven by a primal, desperate instinct to pass on their bloodlines. They did not see Boc as a companion; she was merely a vessel. The cave echoed with the sounds of snarling, heavy breathing, and Boc’s muffled sobs as she endured the agonizing weight and violence of the encounters. Her small frame was bruised and exhausted, yet the tribe offered no comfort, only shoving bowls of raw meat into her face to keep her alive and fertile.The true horror lay in the erasure of her identity. The delicate hands that once mended beautiful garments were now caked in filth and blood. Her mind, once filled with thoughts of fabrics, threads, and the kindness of the Tarnished, was slowly crushed under the weight of continuous trauma, transforming her existence into a living nightmare of forced labor for the sake of a dying species.
Beat Morgott sl20 wl0 for the stormveil invasionstook a bit but first try after I went and got my usual talismans for pve
>>579285341good job cutie
>sl20 wl0 stormveil invasions
>>579285469I didn’t say SL200 Shadow Keep invasions though?
>>579285084>>579285271Isn't this basically the plot to "the hills have eyes"?
>>579285469i thought you can safely do 30+3 for all stormveil hosts
>>579285675you can but the lower the better
>>579285363I didn't ask for your validation
>>579285752I decided to give it anyway after seeing your post, you are welcome
>>579285137>they are half the size of the weapon and meteor modelsSort of?
>>579286729I'm more impressed by the video compression magic
was blaidd always this tall or is this a tarnished edition change?
>>579287985I'm glad I'm not alone on this. They've made him taller, I swear.
>>579278994So based for making that one guy seethe
I didn't even know you could hire cooperators for anything other than boss fights for my first 3 playthroughs. It also took me way too long to figure out the fulcating finger remedy, or whatever it's called.
next codename for fromsofts game is called FMCis it standing for female mc?
>>579288737**** my *****
>>579286729>>579287376QRD on the nerfs
1/3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLMxqC-GhD0he is so smart with this
When you realize that Elden Ring is Dark Souls 2's original vision with tons of references, concepts, ideas, the list goes on
>>579289351Coming
What's the point in putting an invincible enemy right at the start of the game
>>5792893513/3
>>579290350>invincible enemy right at the start of the gameThat being?
What if they make Nightreign II.
>>579291259What if they make yo mamma II?
>>579289769wrong, god2 had a huge focus on Covenants and multiplayer while elden poop has 0 covenants and ignores multiplayer entirely
what's the point of covenants when the pvp system has the same functions without them?
spoken like someone who started with elden ringworm
>>579291620the pvp system has different functions with covenants
>>579291683like
>>579291718raping redcels
>>579286729what's the tech for this quality
>>579291768WebmConverter tech
>>579291746we have orange and bluecels
>>579291942narrow it down
'row it 'own
Why is Rellana’s twin moons such bullshit in PvP?
>>579292354it's really slow
>>579292137I just recorded those clips at half speed with EldenRingTool, saved them using Steam recorder, exported them on a low bitrate, put them together with avidemux, put the result in WebmConverter with the size limit set to 3.8 MiB. That's it.
GG EdligoI should've kept that phantom rapier instead of switching to magic magma fists but it all worked out well.
gg cold dog
>there are anons ITT that actually fap to girls without dicks
>>579292438Um, are you fucking stupid, it has hyper armor and even if you get knocked down the moons still trigger. Again, are you fucking stupid? I killed like five groups of three people last night just baiting them around corners. God damn this game doesn’t know which things to nerf and which things not to nerf. It’s really quite pathetic.
>>579292842>reddit spacing
>>579292842got any webms?
>>579292587We love tgirls around here
>>579293003Bahaha. You’re still using that old comeback?You Have A VerySmallPenis:^)>>579293021No because I’m not a cancer PvPer. I’m only now getting into it. So annoying when something nice gets nerfed for some shitass side mode most people don't give a shit about - and yes I’m talking about PvP. Most people only care about PvE. The PvP crowd is so cringe and underaged and pathetic that their whining can actually dictate how PvE runs.
>>579293126Looks like I struck a nerve...
I too question Miyazaki’s iq when I see crap like skibidi fragments or furnace golems
>>579293224I could say the same thing. “Reddit spacer!” is like “Trump supporter!”. ;^)
>>579293302Ok, calm down. Maybe lose some weight or something.
Gravitational Missile was literally just Wrath of the Gods lol. It’s actually really silly how they thought it was busted when someone who isn’t an idiot can just roll through it. Does this imply that Miyazaki forgets the spells from previous games? Possibly. It’s actually a lot slower than Wrath of the Gods.
Lol they’re using this as evidence for how broken it is when it relies on people being mentally retarded https://www.reddit.com/r/badredman/comments/1w08a88/cmon_the_spell_wasnt_that_broken/
even toe terrallah is the winner winner chicken dinner
>run into spell like an idiot>”omg it’s so overpowered pls nerd”>DONE>”yey”.Lovely really
I associate rivers of blood with piñata swingers
queue status?
>>579283771queen cupcake giving out nursing handjobs
>>579293126>muh dickI hate normalfaggots.>>579293559Those people will openly brag about being retarded shitters. What did you expect?
>>579294734I'd rather die than have to slurp on a fat man's moobs
>>579294743So you DO have a very small penis. Cute.
>nonstop invasions at Stormveil level due to all the people trying out the new classes
>>579272398Your post proves otherwise
I miss /dsg/ bros
>>579295109This is how Dark Souls II haters look like.
I can't even tell if that Boc freak is just joking any more, furries are fucking weird man.
>>579294980>>579295109Shut it terrjeet no one asked
Surely from will announce their new solo game at TGS right?
Nightreign and Duskbloods are clearly just testing for their next gameWhat could they be working on bros?
>>579295387>Surely from will announce their new solo game at TGS right?Remember when they made Demon, Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Dark Souls 2, and Dark Souls 3 back to back in 6 years?
>>579295536+ sekiro
>>579295423Wasn't NR the test for Duskbloods? I doubt both are test's for their next big game beyond general gameplay/network improvements
>>579296387No, Duskblood has been in dev since 2021 when they were finishing base ER dev. Nightreign is just side thing they did because someone had a funny idea. Now that Duskbloods is also wrapping up dev they are probably working on next main title now.
>>579296387I think duskblood was in development before NR?
>>579296502>>579296530Duskbloods has been in development for that long? yikes...
Please take your balancing complaints here>>>/v/746495448
>>579296780Stay there faggot
>>579296530>>579296676They probably had to cut or redo so many things just to make it work on a Switch 2
>When you realize Nightreign is more polished and replayable than base ER
>>579296916Yes go stay there I agree friend
>>57929667610W handheld optimization prease understandu + they started development on the Switch 1 which probably wasted a lot of time
>>579296979i could barely get myself to do a replay of ER and it's DLC only by making it a RL1 challenge runmeanwhile i put 2k hours into nightreign in less than a year
>>579296676>>579297054>10W handheld optimization prease understandu + they started development on the Switch 1 which probably wasted a lot of timeFromSoftware are masters of optimization considering they got it to run on base xbox one
>>579296979I just get so bored having to ride around the huge and largely empty world I've already explored picking up dogshit
>>579296979Nightreign is more replayable than any other souls game desu
Why is fat rolling so funny
>>579298118
>>579298253
>>579298253soul....
>>579297186This, I want to do a star fists only run / claws but both of those are at lyendel / altus plateau. I'm so bored of the game. Honestly Dark Souls 3 and 2 and 1 all felt like more of an adventure, the open world and emptyness really makes ER boring / lose its magic. Like for example you see that huge cool church in liurnia when you finally get there for Ranni's quest its just nothing except a few shrines. That's basically the whole of elden ring nothing interesting to see.
>>579298253*arrow misses you**roll immediately after*
>>579297991>>579296979They should have made a new DLC for the base game called Nightfarer Edition and you get 10 new starting characters with their skill and ult. Every time I see someone stumbling through Stormveil I'm getting Scholar ult withdrawal syndromes, I need my dopamine of dropping the aids on 20 mobs at once.
>>579298253ZAMN tendie gameplay looks like this?
>>579298546you should play nr 1/3 btw
>only 1 Mad Warrior spawned in belfry sol in the past hour2gods im going fucking insane
>>579280640owned the no-skill L1 spam shitter with a straight sword, great work
>>579290350>counters your braindead playstyle>"H-he's fucking invincible, chat!"you're an idiot
I kinda missed the train on NR. A week after the game dropped, everyone had already figured out the optimal route, so it feels like I’m on a guided tour
>>579299338me as raging wolf
damn that rellanafag sure got booty blasted previous thread
>>579299539qrd?
How easy to trigger is EAC? I want to try a couple mods (like DLSS) but I don't want to get banned while being online
>>579299338I also suffered with randoms for months before getting a positive win rate. We were wiping night 1 and 2 sometimes too, randoms are a lot better now despite what the threadies tell you.
>>579295423They wanted a more mobile action game as far back as bloodborne, but everyone wanted knights in armor and whatnot, so with dark souls 3 and elden ring they kept making enemies and bosses more agile and aggressive but the player remained slow and oafishI expect the shackles will be removed and the next "souls" game will feel more like armored core than traditional souls gamesWe already have 4 jumps and an air dash and infinite ranged attacks in duskbloodstl:dr next souls game will incorporate db design philosophy
>>579299602not easy at all
>>579299686So mods are generally fine?
>>579299594nta but he's been posting clips of his wins against shitters in the arena, which were all him spamming spells or ashes of war against retards. he joined the /erg/ fight club and got dumpstered by almost everyone he played against. people were posting clips of them countering his spell spam and panic rolling, it was very embarassing for him.
>>579299901wow that's embarrassing
>>579299901You forgot the funniest part, he thought crimsonwhorl tear was an exploit>>579299976A most raped individual indeed
Anyone else notice that sorceries like Cherishing Fingers or Rellana’s Twin Moons will still proc even if you’ve been interrupted mid-cast? The fingers will still form and the moons will still crash (minus the third explosion). Is this a bug or a feature?
>>579299539i was just thinking the opposite the faggy L2 spammer faces an L1 spammer and starts crying, also good to know the L2 spammer is one of the guys butthurt at NR
>>579300151>You forgot the funniest part, he thought crimsonwhorl tear was an exploitI didn't actually read all of it, that really sucks for him. What a stupid baby.
Idusbros...
>>579300356I love type Bs
>>579300402Shut the fuck up mushjeet obnoxious maggot faggot kill yourself already
>>579299901Yeah he does that to make fun of the red women all the time it drives them up the wall. It is a funny reference to an old lolcow that used to do the same in limgrave. >>579300356You got groomed online?
>>579300402>>579300356that's a man
>>579299901>>579300151>>579300274she*
>>579299338a week after the game dropped the game was still piss easyafter depths dropped it took erg a month to reach 9999 and even after the DLC dropped there were heavy losses to the new bossessaying you missed the train when you show up a year after the scheduled departure time is kind of silly
Mush x /erg/ girls
>>579300445Not mush
>>579300356>game releases one tendie platform>with armor with green clothAnd yet I haven't seen a single "link" yet in all my invasions and co-op sessions
>>579300356Ka...Kawaii....
>>579300691Becausee the link outfit was already in the game, multiple times.
>>579300532
>>579300793got a pic?
>>579300450>losing to own the opponents this must be some 4d chess level cope I'm not familiar with
>>579300961green tunics.
>>579300356erg bf like this?
>>579301131Please don't reply to the DOSspic
>>579301183Don't you mean gf?
What does Gideon do with Seluvis' potion?
>>579301221Takes it from you.
>>579301221He eats it
>>579301393I think I'm remembering that he finds it distasteful and essentially chucks it.
>>579301692That is really neat.
gg cold bug, other than that messy start good run.
>>579301692That's 100% a lie, he's saving it use it himself or study it or something. No way he actually just dumps it out.
>>579301221Saves it for later. I love the background drama between Gideon, Seluvis and Sellen. And of course poor Dolores. In general the world of wizards seems to be a silly one, full of molestation and murder.
where is dr frobotnik
i miss the earth magic poster
i miss terr
terr birds
smeejeeta is so cringe
smeegod is so based
My dick is so huge guys wtf
>>579302875I bet you’re still a fat slob
>>579302903otw
>>579303063Bullshit. That's not hidden it's right fucking there!
>>5793029033/3
>>579302158Still here. Didn't restart last night because I can't shake this fuckin cold and I didn't want to be coughing into the mic the whole time.
anyone wanna play MMV. Let's have a chungus wholesome 100 run
>>579303326dont deny the masses their cough asmr
>>579256060>me, the guy who originally posted about having fcs and playing together misses the fc fucking hate having to go outside man
>>579298334My cute wife…>>579296979I mean that makes sense considering they should have had time to tweak it and improve it
>>579302179I fight for earth!
>>579303459sure
>>579295009It literally doesn’t that’s you hallucinating what you want to see because you’re upset for some reason
>miyazaki shat out 9 souls games>ZERO of them contain a desertExplain
>>5793036702/3
>>579303825I've got to update the mod, its gonna take a while to download so go on without me
>>579303771Does the shit and largely empty part of DS1 count?
>>579303771this kills me. especially with all of the mesopotamian/egyptian themes in the DLC, such a cocktease
>>579291563>>579292587>>579293068forced and unfunny
>>579304042Poor guy is trying so hard.
>>579297148I remember reading on launch that Xbox players were constantly having issues so it probably took them a little while to do that
>>579303895Awkay we can play later
>>579303771This is why they need to make a wild west game.
>>579303771You fight in a desert at the end of the Ringed City. What are you even talking about?
>>579304616He might not have played that one.
>>579304114I don't think it's forced, all the erg tgirls have a harem of erg boys unironically
>>579304616that's just an oversized boss arena full of ash. i assume he's after an actual desert biome, like with brush, stock trails, canyons, rivers, etc
tarnished edition should have added a hunger and sleep meter
>>579304902dont reply to dos
>>579303771Its a mod but one of the zones in archthrones is carthus, was pretty neat seeing a desert zone in a souls game
>>579305061kek am I dos now?
>>579295379>>579302353>>579284686>>579284852>>579285056>>579284898>>579284093wedgied that annoying buzzing fly
>>579299645I don’t think that’s a guarantee. Sekiro was was my more mobile than any game before or arguably since (barring DB) and we didn’t see anything besides a jump implemented. I do think whatever is next will me more mobile but not necessarily to that degree. From is no stranger to leaving out features they had in a past game from their next.>>579299338Don’t worry about it better for you to have experienced it for yourself anyway than get it early just to be here for some of the insanity of the early days.
>>579305306
>>579305292we're all dos
>>579304591>wild westAfricaMiddle EastAustraliaNo. You chose the smallest fucking desert on the entire planet. Yeah, that's where a kingdom will be.
>>579275279pinhead
>>579305334DMC Souls confirmed.
The game world feels small now that I'm replaying it with knowledge on where to get items for my build.
GG Coldogs run of all times.I found it funny I got a seal that was your starter seal but better and next boss dropped the dmg negation passive that I was holding that seal for.
>>579306150gg, I can't believe I actually got discus of light in a run as well. If I hadn't it would have been hot dog. Whenever I'm prepared its always cold dog.
>>579305770Only because you know that a large portion of those open areas with shitty field bosses and most catacombs drop nothing of value.
Damn it
terrgawd won last i heard
Which class would you choose if you had to play only one save file with 100% completion, including NG+ cycles for duplicate weapons and branching quest rewards like millicent prosthesis + rwsi, without unethical practices such as duping, save editing, item spawning?
>>579306496vagabond
>>579306496Class do not matter bro, I don't really understand your question.
>>579306496r*ddit>>5793065934ch*n
>>579306593Obviously class matters for build optimization. You did stop leveling at 125, right?
>>579306909>I don't read
>>579307003>i do not play pvp so my opinion does not matterWhy do you even bother to respond?
>>579306496Wretch or whatever it's called in ER
>>579307268Dude, did you even read the question I answered? >>579306496
>>579306909>125The meta has been 150 even before the DLC. No I don't want to hear about your definition of build.
>beat the game so now I don’t have to beat the gameINT/ARC RL200 + summons + ashes go
>>579306909Retard
>>579307206status?
Yeenyne said ER pvp is now centered around parries, nothing else matters anymore
>>5793077701/3
>>579306496Undertaker easily. Her phase skill is peak for fighting bosses and the ult on grab dodge is great too.
>>579308224lolski
Accidentally found source of bricked's image poro
>>579308663get yurmed
Fire weapon time
>>579308224>>579308860smeejeeta...
>Tendie friend gets to finally try Elden Ring now that it's on Switch>he immediately attacks Varre on sight and gets raped>"How was I supposed to know he's friendly?"God some things never change. There needs to be a study done on people's brainwaves or something during gaming.
>>579309337Ok but genuinely how are you supposed to know he's friendly? >H-There is no way without prior knowledge that you would know he's friendly on your first playthrough.
>>579309437How do I know that you are friendly irl? *shoots you in the head*
>>579287985>>579288094He's standing on higher terrain
The only enemy in DS1 that's scary desu>>579309337>>579309437I never had this issue when I first played fromsoft games because when you see a human human person just chilling there you can assume they might be friendly, especially if you can't lock onto them. Elden ring also has a tutorial and you learn how to lock on to enemies so I wouldn't think this to be an issue, but some people are extra murder hobo.
>>579309437>There is no way without prior knowledge that you would know he's friendlyMaybe the fact that he stands still and doesn't aggro you like the enemies you met prior? Or the fact you can't lock on to him when you see him? Or the fact he has voice lines after being struck telling you to chill? Fucking retarded faggot.
>>579309615Skin color, something you can't use for Varre because he's in full armor.
>>579309437>doesn't attack you>can't lock on to himYou have to be utterly retarded to consider him an enemy
>>579306496>>579306537>>579306593>>579306909The best starting class for any PvP build is Wretch. This is Elden Ring. L2 is the new R1, so you need 40 MND to use it. Unless you enjoy hard swapping your entire inventory twice to cast a single utility spell, you also need to level 16 INT 15 FTH 12 ARC for the essential invasion tools: Starscourge Greatswords, Unseen Form, Night Maiden's Mustard Gas, Flame Cleanse Me, Rotten Breath, Bloodflame Blade. Another important tool is the Jar Cannon - 23 STR. As you can see, there are only two viable builds with that stat spread at or below RL150: pure STR with anything you want, and FTH/STR hybrid with Fire Knight Greatsword and Sacred Blade spam.
He was not asking for PvP like please fucking read
>>579300445>>579305306Clocked those losers, well done
>>579309735>but some people are extra murder hobo.I know two people who upon seeing Ranni for the first time sprinted up and attacked her because they got jumpscared by her being there. Some idiots just turn their brains off when playing vidya and just press buttons.
Another terrcow humiliation ritual this thread.
>>579309437The one time I ever did something like this was in the BB DLC where I accidentally attacked one of the meatball heads that was friendly because I was charging in and jumpy and thought she was an enemy like all the other ones (had to do NG+ to get the rune)
God I love curbstomping capra demon with some poise.>>579310034Yup. I haven't met anyone like that tbdesu but I hear stories.>>579310179That's way more understandable since they're basically enemy models. You'd have to play slow and not go running in
>>579303771Why the fuck do we need a desert? It would be cool but it’s not something people should be or are absolutely clamoring for like they are for an oceanic themed level. We still don’t have anything like an underwater level yet…>>579309792>>579309615I say and do both of these
>>579310140>>579309992>>579305306even toe terr is the god of erg
>>579310372Even though dsgoblims got humbled and made part of erg ranks, maggot
>>579310372snopes confirmed this >>579310487bodied freak
So where am I even supposed to go in this game? Everything feels like its way too strong for me.Margit kills me in like 3 hits.I go to the water and there's a dragon.I run around the dragon and some guy invades me.I go underground and get teleported to a cave full of bugs that snipe me for full hp.Oh and you can't fast travel lol until you escape the 1 shot cave lol.What the FUCK am I supposed to be doing?
evne doe I am erg-owned
>>579310589You have to kill things
>>579310589git gud
>>579310668we know terrsaar
>>579310671I'm literally trapped in this cave. Do I just start a new character?>>579310673Kill yourself.
im so grateful dsgbvlls and terrgod let my rapefugee self post in this thread
>>579310487>>579310668lots of spelling errors here yup victory goes to the terrgvd
god i hate chinks so much, they were duoing and the duchess naturally also had cheated relics
>>579310879I don't get whats supposed to be wrong with this?
>>579310835>lots of spelling errors>oneAlso, you tagged t*rrcucks post with mine. Yet another dsgroid loss for the collection.
>>579310963He can't comprehend someone being better than him so he accuses me of cheating.
>>579310963lel least obvious falseflag
>>579310778Make your way out and find a grace and the teleblock gets lifted
>>579310963You spelled your rapists name wrong.
>>579310963you really rustled some feathers here well done
>>579310589>I go to the water and there's a dragon.Which shouldn't be too hard to kill because you have a horse.>I run around the dragon and some guy invades me.Gank him with your friend.>>579310778There's an exit nearby. Rest at a grace, exit the cave and then go back to Limgrave.
579302248playing god2 rn while the ergies are losing their minds
>>579311257Don't tell him to fight agheel underleveled you retard
>>579311551>spam charged attacks on horse until it falls down>get a riposte>delete half of its health>repeatLiterally what is so difficult about one of the slowest fights in the game?
Opinions?
erg wonDevil wondsg lostterr lost
erg lostdevil lostdsg wonterr won
>>579311701>>579311763you both lost
>dsgimmigrant delusionskino
Devil "perfect relics in every slot that not even Practice, Shifty or CC have one of" K***ht would never cheat, he's just that good a player and got those relics as a reward from Miyazaki himself at only 1k hours in
Some people are always so lucky
gg spicy goat
gg hot goat. Messy at the end.>run out of boluses>madness gets proc'd>no big deal>goat teleports onto me to down me>get revived>goat has the "blessing" on flasks so can't heal>unlock and run away>run into sigil and down againNot my greatest moment.
>>579312291gg that was some grade a horseshit
>>579310487>>579310668>>579310736>>579311843Stretched that freak out nicely done
>>579311843>>579312551terrchad is the winner toebeit
>>579312374>goat has the "blessing" on flasks so can't healThat's a mistake.
Type B invading Type A hosts and forcing them to impregnate them
>>579312551This rattled him, well done.
terrallah is still the winner sorry
>>579313196>>579312373Lovely Wyldsisters
>>579313196My husband Wylder showing me his parry technique and accidentally hitting me in the teeth knocking multiple teeth out and as I clutch my mouth you can see the blood pouring out past my hand as I cry and say "Why would you do that?!" while he says, "I'm sorry I'm sorry oh my god I'm so sorry" over and over!
You dont need to cope in the thread about how raped you are.
Thats xhis coping mechanism
keep crying bozo the terrmessiah is still ontop
>>579313617He's extra uppity today for some reason
I'm going underground with Blaidd this is going to lead to being Elden Lark I can feel it.
>>579314156lovely exewife
>>579314156Me any time I have to read
>>579314186terrible shieldterrible weapon
we are the terr
>>579314442Lovely Wyldkitten
>new content released>Oh boy time to update, and start pla>need to buy it for 5€
>>5793144422/3
>>579314442I look like this when I beast slop
https://litter.catbox.moe/ln27c9.jpg
>>579315062shifty/cupcake/roxy topping terr
>>579315062>terrjeeta getting buckbroken by erg
>>579314442Proud mother of multiple exelitters
>>579314384Fire weapons are very effective for killing slimes and ornstein and smough later on!
>>579315062What happens every time shifty take you to gaol
>>579313421Hot>>579313196>>579314156>>579314442Cute
even toe terr impregnated them both
>>579315062>that face she's makingUgh, I'm not gay but I would totally suck her cock. Would be better if she was sat down with her legs wide open making you eat her out though. Oi!
>>579315667which erg tgirl would you suck off
Since when was the community of this game been infested with trannys? I'm noticing alot of them on twitter
>was been
>>579314442Still 1 or 2 out of 3.
>>579315857Cute trans girls are erg culture newfag
>>579316021i got a game
>>579316021also 1/3
>>579316065Oh, then I must be blocked then...
>>579316021Name?
>>579316284terr
>>579312897calm down onlywaifu
according to my calculations it would appear the terrgod just won
>>579316189i haven't blocked you, i think it was just bad queue luck
>>579315857Every nerdy hobby is filled with tgirls. Maladjusted males who don't fit in with anyone else have always sought shelter in nerdy hobbies. Now that tgirls have shown everyone that you can transition, many others have given it a shot. Not sure if it's a social contagion, or because we have double the population from 30 years ago, or if trans people have always been there and now we have the technology to do a little something about it, but they are everywhere in nerdy hobbies. So much so that actual girls have to basically prove they aren't trans.
>>579316439he's going to feel that in the morning
>>579316702And that's a good thing unironically
>>579311684https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenring/mods/10761
>>579316702the only tranny here is cupcakejuts because you call shifty a tranny for playing revenant doesn't mean he is one
Top 5 erg tgirls?
Should I queue?
>>579315062OHNONONO TERRKEKS WE LOST AND GOT RAPED
>>579316835cupcake is an alpha tranny, xhes been at it for like 100 years, I wonder if you stake xher through the heart all the other trannies xhe made will detransition
>>579316835trash is also confirmed to be one
>>579316835>the only tranny here is cupcakenot true
I think I found druggietard's twitter by accident
>>579316753lmfao
>>579316826I like it.
@filterslut I may have been too harsh on you...
>>579317378If anyone wants a quick laughhttps://x.com/Chun_Grandfa/status/2094006309280751851>Maybe you should've chosen a Nightfarer who contributes actual damage. Who knows, maybe Libra would already be dead if Revenant and Undertaker weren't responsible for 90% of the damage.>Nice pic tho, don't get me wrong.
>>579317662Don't call her that
>>579317662where's filtercutie
>>579317378>>579317826>threadcow spotted in the wild
>>579317986Cute Wyldoll
>>579318273It's definitely druggie>That's -exactly- why I identified the highest possible DPS I could bring to the expedition and have played almost only that build and nightfarer exclusively. If I don't bring the 4000 damage Blade of Calling Ash of Wars, nobody will.>I recently got kinda bored though, my relics are so good it's causing people to look at me as a cheater now. I could only maybe squeeze one more little +10% damage boost into the setup if I was lucky.surprised he's actually white
>>579318645mmv?
>>579318476He's used that character in his pfp to cope react post before as well, I think you found him kek
>>579318893uses the same GIFs and one of his pictures is him holding a beer with 4chinpo in the background
What's the most comical thing in elden ring in terms of environmental storytelling? I'd prefer genuine answers and not 300 walls of postpostpostrapepostirony
should i make a warpick build or a luck build for ds3
gg spicy red bords a pretty messy fight but it didn't get too out of hand>tinpo playing incant wylderstop stealing my gimmick
>>579319529go for a luck build sis
>>579317826that is definitely him
>>579319536gg meelekeks
Something I've come to appreciate about non open world is that you have these connector areas that make you wonder what's out there.
>>579288737>>579288838Free My Comrades
>>579319854Always heard the Gargoyle Halberd is really good, how is it?
>>579318893>>579318476>>579318273>>579317378>account based in canadaThat confirms it kek
>>579296780kek
>>579319648warpick it is, thanks
>>579320212yikes...
>>579316346gross>>579317245>>579315191>>579315205business as usual then
>>579318476>surprised he's actually whiteWhy? His level of arrogance and insecurity is common amongst white people.
>>579319854This is the Elden Ring general, that's not Elden Ring.
Bleed OP>>579319974Good rangeGood base damageLow stat reqsExtremely minor resistance buff. Which has been a thing in almost all the games I think, a weapon that increases poison and bleed res. It's a solid weapon all around. The better of the two gargoyle weapons imo but I have a soft spot for the axe. Looks cool too.>>579320383My bad bro I'll take it to /v/ in the future.
>>579317826>his real name is nathaniel kristos
>>579317826I wish Guardian was a bit stronger because thematically he's so cool. There's nothing that encapsulates the aryan spirit more than defending your flock.
eldiejeets need to watch their tone in the presence of a souls elder
>>579317378>>579317826>>579318273>>579318476>>579318893>>579319086Now that we’ve deduced this we should pull a joke on him somehow.
>>579320846You mean a joke like finding his workplace or residence?
>>579320292White people normally don't go around bragging that they're white, because why would you need tot. white
opsec level: 'oxed by grok
I wish this happened to people who actually deserve it like trashtroon and pedolardcake
>>579305334>From is no stranger to leaving out features they had in a past game from their nextTrue enoughBut a man can dreamThe pain of going back to base elden ring with no surge sprint or clambering weighs heavy on my soul
>>579321236we should begin with you
>>579321236they didn't like this one
>>579320970LOL, huge lie. I've been in multiple arguments where someone playing the "you're brown and I'm white" card actually posted their hand to prove they're white.
>>579321236trash did have his youtube posted
Favorite weapon in elden ring?
erm... this is getting quite dangerous
>>579321626shortsword
>>579319536>Darkness WylderTake off my skin
>>579321685Why?
>>579321321How about you bitch
>>579321626fire knight shortsword
>>579321626longsword
>>579319069Albert is so lucky…>>579320970Don’t bother he’s just seething because his izzat tanked
I have been, unfortunately, absolutely destroying in duels at 125RL. Invasions not so much.
>>579319086>all that processed slop 'food'Do NAlards really?>>579320610The BWC could be our greatest asset...
They should let you replace your characters face with a mii like in switch sports
>>579317245>>579320286nice cope but the terrGOD still remains the winner and conqueror of erg
>>579321236I'll take both of them over you since they actually play games
>white mask in a magic build
filterr
>>579322708Yeah I like how it looks, plus moonveil.
>>579320286Caused xher to try and lick xher axe wound. Nicely done.
>>579321626Base game? Cross NaginataDLC ? Milady
>>579317340not true
>>579321626Base game? Golden HalberdDLC? Fire Knight Greatsword
>>579322708The joke is it's cropped porn.>>579321236Trve.
>>579317662it's ok I still hug you
>>579321236>mindbroken by trannies awarddid ERP trannies really break you this hard?
So Duskbloods is pretty much Nightrein for PvP and Invaders?
>>579321236good and truthful post which triggered the thread shitters nice job keep doing what you're doing king
>>579323589hello trish
>+18 branch off the Erdtree is stronger than a +8 ceremonial staff with which avatars defend their treesThe ceremonial staff has more holy damage than the Erdtree itself, but the Erdtree's bark is of sterner material than whatever the staff could be made of.I'm not sure which to use (I intend to fight Those Who Live In Death).
>gravitational missile has been fingered *sniffle*Elden Ring is ruinedMy days of being an abusive wizard molester are now over
>>579323613the focus on pvp is surprisingly minimal in duskbloods even toe its advertised as a PvPvEfighting other players is the last thing you want to do in day 1 and day 2, it only matters in the forced arena fight on day 3
>>579322884nah terr is the king
>>579323816Neither. You use holy blade to instarape them.
What’s the funniest weapon and why is it the giant finger
>>579323223Why golden halberd?
>>579323818deserved faggot
>>579324130I love the big wooden mallet from DS3
>>579322226>simply R2 with moonveil for poke and use carian piercerI KNOW YOUR GAME FAGGOT
>>579324168I used it to beat the game on my first playthrough
>>579323818>one annoying spell gets nerfed and the entire caster community is in an uproar Love to see it
>>579324350Oh cool.
>>579324290Mallet?
gg spicy cold dog
>>579324290that's a good one
>>579324679Stupid erdtree, you make me look bad!
>>579315062source?
>>579324301You caught me, but how is winning like this any different than the bullshit every single other player pulls? 60int and 25 dex at rl125 does business.
>>579323613It's competitive nightreign
so wylder = zork?
>>579325190No.
>>579325190Albert is the Wylder of Duskchuds
>>579325190Zork is undertaker
>>579325398Zork is Raider, not Underacker.
>>579325540He has her ult
please... just one more nightreign patch...
>schizo post>"oh you very much right saar yeees"why do indians like to instigate so much
'zцk = 'zork
oh you very much right saar yeees
test
>>579326001test
>>579324845https://x.com/Ahab1793/status/1959972043073401337
>>579325681They play nothing alike otherwise.
Still no info on upcoming single-player game? Not even a vague leak?
Post your favourite meme video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bvx6LwVwVIE&pp=ygUZT24gdGhlIHN0cmVldHMgb2YgeWhhcm5hbdIHCQkTDAGHKiGM7w%3D%3D&ra=m
>>579324038raped slave*
>>579315062>>579326143Rev mains do this to submissive men and women
Miyazaki should make a Little Nightmares style game where everyone is eternally a child locked in a nightmare world of crazy creepy monstrous adults. Imagine giant fat old cat ladies infested with worms from all their worm infested cats. Or soulless salarymen eating kids.
>>579326001>>579326125testies
>>579327136.....
>>579327136>Imagine giant fat old cat ladies infested with worms from all their worm infested cats.That would actually be sort of kino >>579327896t. Toxoplasmosis
catGODDESSES would be the protagonists actually
just make baaldurs gate 3 but with toxo worms instead of mind flayers worms
Toxo isn’t actually a species of parasitic worm you catphobic faggots. People love cats genuinely, not due to any parasite.
>>579328227This this this! I want more cats nyow!
>>579328306Haha indeed there are no worms in cats fellow cat enjoyer haha
terrxoplasmushxis
>>579326927That's just what erg does to dsgolem like t*rr every thread
>>579326794chad conqueror*>>579328893other way around toebeit
Pickles, Harbinger of Rot
>>579328984So desperate kek
My hairless cat reminds me of the fatter of the two godskins he does
>>579329340What being pantied by erg does to a mf
>>579329329Does he roll?
>>579329303sorry you cant handle the truth buddy
>>579329536Sadly no
>>579329329Does he troll?
>>579329340puppygirlbunnygirl....
eternal 1/3
