cyclone edition[PoE 1]>Curse of the Allflamehttps://www.pathofexile.com/allflame>3.29.3 Patch Noteshttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/3996516[PoE 2]>Return of the Ancientshttps://pathofexile2.com/ancients>Forbidden Riteshttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/3999858Registerhttps://pathofexile2.com/registerResourceshttps://pastebin.com/SHt8unCtPrevious sword: >>579301093
first for bald
helena's FAT fucking TITS
RUB A DUB DUBCLIMB INTO MY TUB
Zaccie lostAlkfags lost
comparison is the thief of joy
>>579360673As opposed to what? brainlessly grinding the same dog ass maps so your league mechanics don't feel like shit while also praying that RNG gives you the maps you needed for your points?not to mention how attrocious buying maps was to circumvent this problem pre-async trade
>you will play MY way>you will play the class i tell you to>you will choose the ascendancy i tell you to>you will use the skill i tell you to>you will wield the weapon i tell you to>you will dodge>you will parry>you will combo>you will sink to the bottom of the tub>you will stew and you will simmer>and you will arise from the depths like a turd phoenix, reinvigorated, rejuvenated, and totally fecalized >you will be reborn anew as a tubling>and you will be happy
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>>579361062you need more than 80 iq to break free from the shackles of your mind
What is even worth farming at this point in the economy? I started late and still want to get my PoE on but everything seems like junk
poo2 is too hard, too easy, too slow, too fast, too much stuff and not enough stuff
So what's the play for farming Sulphite? Just Niko + sac frags?
>*raises blade*>*activates duelist vision*>"Karui, gotta be....">*enters ready stance*>*dashes forward*>*enters sand stance*>*weapon swaps to sword and shield*>*raises shield and waits for enemy to attack*>*parries the enemy*>*casts riposte*>*continues to hold the button down to maintain ready stance*>*channels stab earth for 5 seconds to create 5 stabbed earths*>*primes the enemy for stun*>*spins around at 20% movespeed*>*uses sword burst to trigger the stabbed earths*>*channels carian greatsword*>*rhoa charges in from off screen and pushes me slightly to the left*>*whiffs*>"Meaningful combat."
i want 0.5.5 to happen now, not on friday
>>579361260Just Niko is enough, you get so much sulphite per map
>>579361248Nobody thinks Poo 2 is hard thoughever.
>>579361181>week in and barely hit 1 millionWhat's Tubatroon thinking right now?
>>579361440It can be harder if you don't follow a meta, soem skills are really shit
>>5793614474million goal was so out of touch for them lol
>>579361447>>579361727I believe in tubful
MY SOUL BURNS FOR YOU
>>579361447sis do you really think they'll let that result in bad press for the game?>not enough people signed up for our releaselike really, are you dumb? it's going to fill steadily totally for real and they'll post on social media about how big and popular their game is
>>579361879retard
catarina's toes
>>579361879>for realLMAO
>>579361447waht dis
>>579362229zaccie's cum counter
Is he wrong though
doing DP betrayal conquerors anything else I should change?
I believe this.
this is almost on par with twitter screencaps
>>579362437lol
>>579362437I beleive it after that last Q and A where Mark was doing all the talking and Jonathan was literally struggling to keep his eyes open like when you're at a boring meeting
HAI IM MAAK THE GAME DIRECTAH OF PATHFVEXILEWE WANTED TO SHAW YOU THE CAHNAGE THAT CON RESALT WHEN YEW USE THE NEW DJULLIST SKELLSFUST OBVYUSLEY WE USE THE SNICKERSNACK STANCE SKILL, WHICH GRANTS OLL YA SKELLS EXTRA CHANCE TO ARMOR BREAK ON ELECTRYUTED UNNEMIESJAS LOOK AT THE CAHNAGE.BUT THATS NOT ALL.BY ACTIVATING THE NEW AMMAR SPLOSIONS ON ELECTROCYUTED ENEMIES SUPPORT GEM, OWAH SOAD SKELLS CAN NOW CAUSE HYUGE AMMAH EXSPLOSIONS ON ELECTROCYUTED UNEMESWOW.JUS LOOK AT THAT CAHNAGE.BUT WE CUN GEAOW EVEN FUTHUHBY ACTVUTIN COMBAT FRENZY....AND THE NEW CALL OF THE BLOOD LOD SKELL...AND USING THE YEWNIIK WEAPON DINGUSES DONGLEAND THE NYEW NUCKLECE FLIBBERFLOPAND SWAPPING TYU OWAH SECOND PESSEV TRIEE WETH ONLY COLD RSESTENCEAND THUN SWEPPEN BECK TYU OWAH MAIN BELDEND CHAAAGIN OP AUR WEPPEN FUR 20 SICCINDSWI CEN BLEW UP THENTIYAH SCREEN WETH A GOA CYCLEON OF CEHNEAGEHEAS WET ET LUKS LEAK EN ECTSHEN.>screen shows a guy piano through 30 skills to kill one magic mobsNAO, THETS WHAT THE BELD LOOKS LIKE WITH YEWNIKSBUT WI WENTAD TO SHEAO ENETHAR BELD WITH NENPRESENTING THE KILLBOT 290PP>screen shows a guy holding down the cyclone button for -1 second and vaporizing 30 bosses at once + the full mapWE HUPE YELL ENHOY THE SLOW MATHADICA CWOMBAT.AND THE CAAAANAHE.WHEN PATH OF SMEXILE ERELESES BEX T SOWEGHSKALMENEVR 334TH.NOW. ON TO THE BALANCE CHANGES.THERE WONT BE ANY.AND THATS NOT ALL.CHECK OUT THE NEW SLOW AND METHODICAL FOOTAGE OF THE FIRST ACT REWORK.>screen shows an irl man using a flamethrower to incinerate an actual irl swarm of mosquitos
If it takes another 2 years for them to add all the classes, Path of Exile 2 will have been in development for 10 years.
>>579362597Remember the Ziz interview where Jonathan chimped out and admitted he doesn't play the live game, just runs through the same campaign zones on premade characters over and over?
>>579362626>NOW. ON TO THE BALANCE CHANGES.>THERE WONT BE ANY.>AND THATS NOT ALL.I lose it at that part
>>579362961Yeah lool its true they just give him a special version and then Mahk makes whatever he wants to play for real
>>579361181I havent done it yet, I'll get to it in a week or so.
>/poeg/ spending all day grinding maps to make a lousy few divs>can buy 200 divs for $3>/poeg/ btfo
>>579360558post pob
>>579364237Literal third world mentality.
I'm playing Poison Song.
Is grenade fun to play or is it just good because it's strong
>>579365327I personally hate them. They are closer to a mine/trap build than a typical attack proj build.
dead turd floating
>>579366448
>>579364317will you make fun of me if i do
>>579364317i tried to put realistic settings but i am new to this so i might've missed something or added too much damage.https://pastebin.com/3JVriGA5
>>579360547There will be patch notes: doom posters and drama-queens can back the fuck off to the drag shows where you belong, in the inferno of trannies.
>>579366501KEK I'm going with Tubachu.
>>579366501gemful
>>579366448new poo2 update dropped
>>579362950star citizen has been in development for 14 years and STILL it hasn't been releasedwe should be THANKFUL for ggg for giving us TWO great games FOR FREE
>>579368168>FREE
>>579361181is that portal usable in poe1?
>>579368586it's gonna be free in a few moths thoughbeit
>>579368819it would be very painful
>>579368939>free>cant play with $200 worth of tabs minimum
>>579369206currency + maps + fragmentsthe rest are optional..
>>579368939this looks like a south american boy
>>579369491you are delusional if you think that this little is enough. just keep track of how many tabs you are using and imagine yourself cutting it to only the few specialized tabs or even play a league with only them. you wont because its too suffocating.in addition to all the league and utility tabs you need like 10 quads worth of storage minimum. and then some merchant tabs too.
>>579371089>10 quads worth of storage minimumlook if you're a rat pack who picks everything it's your dealyou do not need so many tabs AT ALL
what's the benefit of abyssal lich twister over huntress twister
>>579371297Tons of proj speed at high budget
>>579369491what's m'lady's name? she is beautiful
>The year is 2029>PoE2 has announced its 4th endgame expansion: Venarius Strikes Back with campaign 2.0, adding Acts 7 to 11>Somewhere in /poeg/, a seething thirdie posts "tub">No one notices him and he withers away into dust
>>579371858i envy you
poo devs just design for autism and fotm sloppers. They cant design game for normal gamers because the devs arent normal gamers themselves. Case in point mark doesnt see problem with tablets.Face it , GGG are washed
>>579372717normal gamers don't play poe so why should niGGGers cater to them
>>579372717>They cant design game for normal gamersthis is a good thing, shit for brains
>>579372717why the fuck do you want normgroids in poe
>>579372956Because they would force the game to be better. The game still has archaic ideas that persist only because of nostalgia fags and conservative thinking. Like why cant you just make an infinite wisdom scroll, or just a button in the interface. Why must everything have cookie clicker tier busywork?
thought I had a big boy build until I tried hypermaxx juice legion. mama
>>579373258your request is denied and you have been sentenced to death
>>579373258this guy has been crushed by the W E I G H T
i feel proud of my build i was thinking i was gonna get roasted to shit but i guess it's a ok build
>>579371089i have 1 quad tab and i dont even use it, stop picking up alteration shards
>>579373258god shut up you faggot
>>579373258lol
>>579373258probably because after a day or two in a league you stop picking up unid'd rares
How hard is it to make destructive link tanky?
>>579374401>>579374438>>579373384>>579373743>no argumentconcession accepted nostalgiafags.
>>579374556>probably because after a day or two in a league you stop picking up unid'd raresYeah maybe they should improve their shit loot system. How about removing garbage tier system and make all rares work like T4 t5 rares by default?
>>579372717FACT FLOOD
>>579372717>design for autism>most anon are autistsSounds like a normie problem.
>>579374869Gear outside of uniques should drop identified. We should be able to filter by mods, but Mark wants players to pick up 50 bases per map and tranny/aug them instead.
>>579374869dropped rares can never be useful especially with all the new stuff they've added>b-but you can drop +3 levelok have fun picking up 10000 items a day, you failed the iq test
>>579375091>+3 levelThat shit is also easy to fix, why are GGG so slow and incompetent? Right now skill power scales exponentially, make it actually have diminishing returns after level 20. Boom fixed, dont even need to change values on existing mods. Make every level after 20 exponentially give less power.
why do these indie diablolikes not have a single original idea?
>>579375351does it even trigger anything or does it just share a name?
>>579371089>merchant tabs too.This is a ssf thread sister.
>>579364237Wait a minute, I'm white! Hahahaha!
how do I stop myself from gambling
>>579376008by being addicted to being a good person, try helping others, it is a better action than any addiction, in fact, it is the only thing that can overcome the impossible.
>>579366978im going to be completely honest with you anon.....i dont play poe1 so i dont know teehee
>>579376175the roi from doing that is bad though
>>579376008buy a rope from amazonget a chairtie a noose to something that can support your weightstand on chairplace head in noosekick chair awaydangle in the airrope snaps because it's made in chinastart gambling again
>>579374736just calling something archaic and then asking why we need it isn't an argument either!
do we really need so much POOP tho
>>579375351because games like these are made to get some experience and put your foot in the door. why would you waste your original ideas on that?
>>579376570Trust, it is not about the ROI, it is about helping others. Don't hi-jack your reward system, the is the invisible outcome, you will result in a greater good. I forever remember the kindness of other, without their kindness, I would be still in hell. And when I have the opportunity I help others because I can, not for reward, it is just gratefulness of passing on kindness.
booting up poo2 so i can fall asleep
>>579375351what is this shit ? steam please
>>579378296https://store.steampowered.com/app/4423580/Shadow_Dungeon/its garbage
>>579361221harvest as alwaysnightmare map boss rushsome bossescheck poe ledger
>>579373258Don't vendors literally have an identify all button
>>579380295yes
>>579380295
>>579362597he flew to germany and had a 10 hour jetlag tho
>>579380295don't point that out
>>579380951How did you know that?
>>579360640>latest video about losing almost 7 figures in magic cards due to a floodGuess he got visioned by God.
>>579381005Flood? Magic card? What? China?
>>579380989because he was in fucking gamescom you retard he was doing demos and interviews
>>579373258It's called soul, grinding down every single feature of a video game with the sandpaper called "QoL" is fucking disgusting behavior that takes all the fun out of playing a game. No I don't want gear to drop identified and every single stat and affix boiled down to a singular stat called POWER with a big green arrow next to it to let me know it's better than what I have.Get out of my hobby right this second.
>>579381674How do you know he was jetlag? He could be doing cocaine and shooting up crack with whores? Hence the question, how do you know? You guessed?
>>579381769anon understanding jetlag requires you to have left your house and travelled somewhere, but since you never left your mom's basement you clearly don't understand. it's okay.
anyone tried ssd vs external ssd for poe1 and poe2? any difference?
>>579381857No, I understand jetlag, I just don't like assumptions. And I travel a lot when I was young, tour guide, a cup of gin, and I sleep like a baby, there's only three places I have no visit, America, Africa and Russia. And yes, the rest of the world I have been to, even shit holes, Cambodia where they have child sex tourism. Better not assume too much, anon, you could be wrong.
>>579381769>>579381674Honestly I'd be uninterested and annoyed just by virtue of having to be in germany so I can't blame the guy.
>>579381883Are you doing youtube content? Do people care tho? ssd vs external ssd? I'm pretty autistic, that feels a bit too nerd for me. >>579382170same, every country have a smell of their own, never liked Germany, or Berlin, especially now, with all the browns.
They fear the tub of truth!
/poeg/ has NEVER been able to refute this
>>579382335there are more es players than armour players
>poeg doesnt know jetlag is timezone difference>i.e. i arrive in new country its now mid morning when where i live its time to go bed>i feel fucked after staying up a extra 9 hours and still need to stay up more answering questions to a random faggot on twitchretards>>579382245nah no youtube i just want the game to run best, its m.2 ssd or samsung external ssd >>579382335das rite buff ES
>>579382335it's easy to refute:more players play ES than armour in absolute numbers (100k ES players, 5k Armour players, for example), and 100k players just die more often in absolute numbers than the 5k Armour players.
>>579382378ok, so why go on air live in that state? are you too narcissistic to just pass on an opportunity to get seen by a live stream?
>>579382409Armor/Warrior fags are also the sweatiest players in the game so it's not surprising that they die less.
>>579382376>>579382409>poeg doesn't understand per capitayikes...
>>579382335>"armour is le good">check high end hcssf>nobody playing itweird how that works
>>579382826per capita wasn't mentioned, your argument is invalid
>>579383074people playing the self-elected challenge mode are self-electing to not play the strongest defence? checks out.
>>579383074Titan is at 6% playrate. Smith of Shitava is at 5%. Armor is definitely being played in HCSSF. I don't want to defend Ackie, but it's not as bad as people make it out to be. Of course Varashta with 20k ES is just better.
>zenonia on steamNow that's a poe killer
i think we need to drop the wording "poe killer" and instead name those games "poo flusher"
>>579381716>It's called soulretard>"QoL" is fucking disgusting behavior that takes all the fun out of playing a game.So you dislike async trade, want to go back trading with bots?You are holding every game hostage because of your autism and oldfag mentality
>screeching retards on /poeg/ say armour is bad based on a formula they don't understand>data-driven professionals like zaccie understand that energy shield is the true underperformerstarting to gain a lot more respect for ggg actually
>>579385345>data-driven professionals like zaccieok zaccie, get the fuck out of here and get the fuck into jonathan's tub
>>579380295>>579380960Youre retarded if you think going back and forth between hideout just to identify shit is engaging gameplay, what sort of hack dev make it that way, especially when you need to do this for 1000s of items? And if its so easy, why not make them automatically identified in your inventory anyway?
>>579385393Zaccie is working hard and consistently improving the game with every patch. You're posting about a tub full of poop on 4chan.
evens buy a supporter packodds don't buy a pack
>>579385465It creates a small-scale set of engaging micro-tradeoffs for the player in every map. You can choose to be autistic like Mark and sit in a map for 15 minutes auging every base, or you can be a normal player and use your limited inventory space to bring back only the loot you think will have the highest value. That process of quickly assessing every drop to decide if it's worth taking back is fun.
>she was going to give GGG money and signal to them that releasing a zero effort, dogshit event is okayNo wonder they can abuse this playerbase so freely and flagrantly.
>>579385483why do you keep sucking your own dick, zaccie?
>>579385779Personally, I'm not too worried about the amount of changes in the league. I'm just glad PoE2 is getting back on a 3-month league cadence. The delay between 0.4 and 0.5 was too long.
>>579385892I'm only pointing out what any objective observer can see: GGG, including zaccie, is delivering a high-quality product with continuous improvements, while a bunch of low-IQ goblins on 4chan complain about it.
>>579385892Zaccie's in overdrive after being exposed yesterday.
>high quality producthttps://streamable.com/3i5tbc
>>579386180>Sarcastic, passive-aggressive greentext>Failure to use the reply function>Highly suspicious offsite linkYep... it's schizo hours.
>>579386180LMAO
>streamable is highly suspicious
>>579386180Whats that proving though? someone choosing to play in the lamest way possible?
>>579386180zaccie lost
>>579386338that the perceived quality is an illusion and the game is just slopyou can't play like that in a high quality game
>>579386180average meleesissy gameplay
>>579386482No one would want to play like that.
>>579386482That character is way higher level than that area, average player has like 400-500hp in act 2.Boss isn't even hitting them because their evasion is so high.
>>579386636i agree, but the fact is you can and above that, you are incentivized to pla ylike that. the game is low quality slop for it allows you to play like this in the first place.
PoE equivalent of this?
>>579386876if you don't wanna get shit on you don't get in the tub
Poo1 and Poo2 Finally Meet
>The game incentives you to fight a level 20 boss with a level 50+ character.Shut the fuck up.
>>579386730Why are you incentivized to play like that? Its taking forvever cause hes not doing anything but basic attack. He's not dying while stood still because hes overpowered defensively for it. I'm incentivized to use the skills to make it go faster
>sperging out because the default attack game is getting called out as low quality slop it ishe didn't even have any supports in his default attack, lil gup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig5-jelxf7s
>>579387270Its disingenuous. Theres plenty you could post to make a point, this is going out of your way to play the game in a way that no one ever would. Its not an own to say hes killing it with only basic attack when its taking so fucking long no one would want to do that anyway. Sure you can play like a retard and it takes you forever to kila boss, and?
You were using late campaign defense that let you stand still and facetank the boss, you would have died if you were level appropriate.
>>579387458>>579387487>high quality game
>>579387528You'rte not making the point you think you are.
>the slop eaters get super mad when you call their slop slop>noooo it's a michelin star level meal, leave my slop alone
whatever dude have fun being a retard
>whatever dude, i like eating my slop and pretending it isn't slop
Whats the most chud build for 0.5.5?
>>579387708I'm not gonna go back to a low level boss and peck at it with basic attack so yeah, thats not an issue for me
>the vision
what is that retard even trying to say
Guess who just woke up
I'm looking forward to getting every statue in PoE 2. Remember if you skip out on 0.5.5 you will never get every statue in PoE 2>b-but you can use poo1 statues in PoE 2 aswell you dont have all thoseNobody cares about statues from a dead game
>>579387854Correct if I'm wrong, but I don't think it was a low level boss. I think it's a clip from 0.2 where you had to redo acts still. That Jamanra has almost 300k hp since he did over 200k damage to it and it still has around a quarter of its HP bar left. The actual Jamanra boss fight only has 120k hp that I think they nerfed down to around 100k.
>>579388019what's a statue? are you talking about those d4 lilith statues?
>>579385291Sorry anon, people want to play a game, not log in for 10 minutes, collect daily loot, and log out.
>>579388215Correct me*>>579388237It's a reward they give to brown people for having no life.
>>579388279are you talking about challenge totems? are you a fucking tourist?
>>579388215Ah yeah maybe. Anyway stil dunno what the point is, why you want to stand there only basic attacking or how the game incetivizes that
>he is a jingakh
>>579388579faster, easier to do, less work needed
I fucking hate jonatroon so god damn much it's unreal. like I actually hate him.this nigger said he is reworking maces and attack speed scaling for maces in particular for 1.0. why is he doing that? because he knows no one will touch maces in their current state after swords get released.you might be thinking, what's wrong with that? nothing, that's great.HOWEVER, this is admitting maces have a serious problem, a problem that has been raised COUNTLESS times since 0.1 release and all they did was make small insignificant adjustments instead of actually fixing the issue. but now they have to because maces will have direct competition with swords.this is all just to say that jonathan is fucking disgusting fat lazy pig of a man who only makes changes when he absolutely 100% is forced to do so. melee enjoyers have been suffering 2 whole fucking years for no reason other than that fat disgusting fuck couldn't be bothered. and that's why I fucking loathe him.
>>579388673sorry sar it's only been 2 years, just let them cook.Also, as long as you keep eating the slop they will keep feeding you slop
>>579388279>POE2 challenges are too hard for /poeg/
Do you get tired of the fake outrage over nothing?
>>579388627The basic attack with no supports is faster than anything else? Damn thats crazy
>>579388828it is for a very long time, which is why the game is low-quality slop with only a facade of quality
>>579388828just socket supports into your basic attacks, what are you talking about
>>579388862Why don't speedrunners use it then?
>>579388926He was saying he used no supports and that was the fastest option, I was being facetious
>>579388949>he doesn't knowembarassing
>>579388979now imagine the speed if he was using supports, truly a high quality product.
>>579388949they did once several patches ago for the a1 and maybe a2 boss. doomers are retarded
>>579388803Is it really that hard? I am not anal about not getting challenges, but I want the challenge to be do-able if I play 1 hour a day?
>>579389448Video games aren't for people who play 1 hour a day.
ITS UP WHY DOES IT HAVE 20K VIEWShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajCOmkjHr_E
>>579389448>play 1 hour a day?
>>579389646Youtube changed they way it counts viewers now, I think its similar to twitter where just seeing the video, regardless of watching counts as a view now.
>>579389893
you cant say this isnt something
>>579389893>>579389989why do these sweaty losers think anybody cares whether they wasted their life playing a game and are now bitter about their lack of self control
>>579389893This game is an illusion, exile.
>>579389594The fuck you mean? >>579389654I only can spent at most 1 hour a day, 6 hours maybe in the weekends.
>>579389893Someone is botting.
>>579389893>7k hours (Review posted at 6k hours) - Negative reviewan absolute steam review classic
>>579390606>I only can spent at most 1 hour a day, 6 hours maybe in the weekends.i mean PoE especially is extremely time consuming. how are you getting rich with those hours?
Uhhh bros...? We still havent even hit the 1M milestone reward
Path of exile 1 and 2 are games for mazed people.
>>579390606It means either you want to play the game or you don't, if you want the completely useless statue for the sake of having it then you'll find a way to get it, if not then who the fuck cares about a statue? Play to have fun.If you are complaining that other people are putting in the time to get it then you have a mental illness, honestly these reply chains are so fucked I have no idea what any of you retards are trying to say, it's all in partially broken english.
>>579390691How time consuming is the objective? Each league is like what? 3 months long? 90 hours is not enough to finish the objective? If so, that is truly too hardcore.
