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>Global Game News
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>Schedule
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seeing everyone get A while i'm in B finals hurts
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:3
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El numero uno!
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>>579377574
child
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>>579377383
>See above. It's not a magic bullet, but I've beaten a few rabbit + pace teams.
I must be retarded, I don't see how running a normal front and two pace chasers counters a rabbit Suzuka. Wouldn't it be more effective to run triple pace, in that scenario?
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SILLY NOOOO
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tiny spark tree for a tiny uma
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>>579377564
You still have time bwocho, no biggie
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>>579377589
ugly and cute
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>>579377564
>while i'm in B finals hurts
there's still one more day. Maybe do a few more runs and improve your weakest aces, and queue right before reset (might be superstition, might be real that you face weaker opponents then).
don't give up!
>t.went AB --> 3rd place B finals last CM
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besides daiwa who are the CONFIRMED STUPID trainees?
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The brightest star in the sky...
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>>579376670
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>>579377589
Windy is very cute.
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>have this insane spechud
>more than 1600 speed
>Double circle fall runner right handed
>Insane speed
>almost never wins shit and almost always 5ith place or something
Is it because i dont have daring strike? She is accelet?
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>>579377534
Last day of the month which is tomorrow, bwo.
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>>579376670
i liked her career story a lot
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>>579377787
she doesn't llook very big
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>>579377787
she got that goofy smile and a cozy outfit
also the kinda hair i want to brush
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>>579377818
lmao
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>>579377831
this might be the least amount of skills ive seen on an uma posted here
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kingu luv
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In progress:
https://jiggie.fun/hIh12g
https://jiggie.fun/hIh12g
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>>579377525
Sirius rabu
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>>579377831
it could be a severe lack of midrace, your opponents keep moving up and Spefat doesn't because no skills.
A shame, because that's a truly excellent statline for a late surger
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>>579377787
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>>579377787
she makes me think of teio except cute
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>>579377989
>when torainah says no cummies for today
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>>579377637
The gimmicky shit you were thinking of may not have been too far off the mark.

>>579377609
Rudolf and Currenchan are debuffing, not pace chasing. Power conservation works from second place so you're not dead if you fail to pass the rabbit; that's why it partially counteracts runaway. It's still very hard to beat paces that were pulled forward by a rabbit, which is why I said it's not a magic bullet.
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>>579377831
>She is accelet?
Backliners must have at the very least leap forward to be viable
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>>579377989
:<
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>same VA with BA's Reisa
cute
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Im gonna kiss her
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>>579377741
All of them
Better question is, who ISN'T stupid
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>>579378103
sis...
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>>579377831
>Daring Strike
That's end closer only, homie. Also, half your skills are taken up by greens and inherits, I think Tail Held High can only trigger if Straightaway Adept goes off in the mid game before you hit the corner midrace. This Spechud is whack.
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>>579378098
SUPASTAH
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>>579378163
Sorry im a dude
Also take a look at this
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Who is correct
>>579377694
>>579378045
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>>579378098
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>>579378227
you're no longer my sis
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>>579378228
Both. You get free accel from it and it's pretty small, but for fronts it's valid because you have literally fucking nothing else except angling.
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>>579378038
debuffing blockurren... intredasting
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>>579378098
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>>579378272
Well i would hope not
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>>579378228
What >>579378286 said. Both statements are true.
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>>579377712
This is VF coded
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>>579378228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofnouRc3YGE
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>Let's Pump Some Iron
>Lightning Surge
>Victory belongs to me! - Fellatio!
>1st place
Easy as that.
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>>579378389
she hasn't been mentioned here in so long and you just had to ruin it because she lives rent free in your head
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>>579377925
>>579377983
Yeah i have bad loopas for lates ehhh

>>579378048
>>579378180
I meant ofc
>Lightning Surge
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>>579378475
>She
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>>579378556
>has
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>>579378540
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babysitter
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I introduced my trainee to hardcore pornography
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>>579378135
>Better question is, who ISN'T stupid
nobody's coming to mind, every uma I can think of is pretty retarded in at least one way, especially the so-called Genius umas like Mayano
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>>579378751
Laisu is for tender love and care

because she is very precious
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>>579378713
Gang type shit
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>>579378508
Lightning Surge is good, but you can get by well enough with Leap Forward. Still, she has good enough late race, but because most of mid race is on a corner, even late surger corners/mile corners would have given her more ways to push up.
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>>579377681
>>579377713
thanks friends, i'm doing new runs but if nothing happens that's water under the bridge, i won't queue on reset that's for sure (did 3 runs)
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>>579378832
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>>579378427
>9 kids
Fertility goddess...
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>>579378580
>No
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>>579378856
holy shit Urara, what's with those pants and that shirt? They're torn! You can't go out like that!
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>>579378898
that's cope. I don't think leap forward is enough. done enough testing to be pretty certain about that.
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I love my genius wife!
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>>579378713
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>>579378898
Yeah i probably need to do my loopas, still she wins sometimes in this CM, so she has a chance to make me a KINO grandfinals win
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So what power card do you run for fronts... It can't be falco right? That card sucks.
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>>579378925
nature is cruel, parents not giving a shit for their kids them dying in a ditch not getting food and such, but shit like this is equally evil and sad.
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>>579378847
She's for making your cock feel really good
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>>579378942
>style
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>>579378713
Canon
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>>579378713
>finally gets kids around her
>said kids are actually older than her
Lmao
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>>579379072
>She has no midrace
Yeah yeah we saw that guy's shitty spe
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>>579379057
She would eventually stop caring after like a month
This is natural for horses
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>>579379149
goofy critters
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>>579378960
FINE
I hate you so much
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>>579378847
Trvke
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Rare pokemon spotted.
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>>579379372
>She will stop after a certain time
Well yeah, no shit. Gotta give up the search at some point, no matter how you look at it. Still sad tho.
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>>579379372
I guess gentildonna is abnormal since she's reported to still whine about her foals
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>>579379149
Feno is a good girl
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We'll get free pulls on the 2nd anniversary uma banner right?
I'm falling to CB propaganda
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>>579379458
I will say that screenshot is misleading. Her career not a particularly For (You) career at all. In fact she sees you as more of a parent than anything. I've been told she realizes her feelings for you during her hot springs event but I haven't unlocked it yet.
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>>579378713
they gotta update this animation
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sJz404sckY4
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>>579379576
>I'm falling to CB propaganda
many are saying this
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>5/4/4/1
what the fuck
at least I made my carats back
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>>579379486
straight to the box and released
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twice in junior year thank you shichi for wasting a borrow
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Sir, the horses are here
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>>579379598
Yeah the hotsprings event subverts the whole familial part of her feelings
Hope you get it soon anon
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>>579379686
First one star I might actually bring to CMs
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>>579379686
are her 3 sizes revealed yet
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>>579379629
Please anon, think of my carats before you post that...
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>>579379668
Team?
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>>579378228
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>>579379907
https://umamusume.jp/character/samsonbig
>B72・W51・H72
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>>579379835
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/jp/transcript/501113112
It's still pretty subtle, but yeah it's there
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>>579379686
>>579379818
>>579380040
>>579380125
made for cunny sex
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>>579380008
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>>579380003
you will never spend a better 30k carats, anon
>t.budgeted 200 rolls for her despite maining fronts
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>>579379835
Well I hope you're right. The other anon saying it's subtle doesn't sound very promising though.
I'm not sure what I'm going to do next after I finish her career tomorrow. Run a career again now that I don't have to spend 1-2 hours translating every scene while trying to get the hot springs event or go right into her main story chapter.
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>they reduce max speed in next scenario by 100
Nice
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>>579380040
>143cm
>B72
not actually that small...
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remember that a Golden Victoria is better than Graded A 2nd and third
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>>579378995
cuuuute
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>>579380379
>The other anon saying it's subtle
Maybe if you are somewhat dense then sure its subtle...
Then again maybe anon is very into playing the role of a trainer from tracen.
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>>579380483
What's a Golden Victoria? Can I eat it?
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>>579380520
I can't read nip so I was relying on the godawful clanker translation. It didn't seem particularly intense
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>>579379629
>>579380272
https://mangadex.org/title/4f7df7b8-6981-4eaf-91c4-01a11980303f/uma-musume-pretty-derby-100-nichigo-cb-no-tanto-ni-naru-tore-na
https://mangadex.org/title/b370c855-0dc0-4895-ae9d-247e157e41bb/uma-musume-pretty-derby-sen-ichi-yo-cb
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brick-182 (835612678) is recruiting two new brickbros interested in a drama-free A+ club. 50mil quota, just use your TP and do your auto runs.
>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
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>>579380520
>Maybe if you are somewhat dense then sure its subtle
NTA, but I am extremely dense. Should I roll this uma in 43 years when we catch up to JP?
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>>579380637
I'm definitely rolling for her swimsuit alt. holy gyaru sexo
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fuck you if you do this
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flapflapnopsis is sexual haaaaawt
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>>579380637
>43 years
She's actually ONLY 2 years away.
And what are you looking for out of an Uma/career? Hard to answer that without knowing that.
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>>579380272
>>579380624
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
we better get those free pulls now
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>>579380772
it's so obnoxious
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wtf I used hint books why I haven't unlocked this one?
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>>579380252
>xog
disgusting
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>>579380906
it's new so do it again
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>>579380906
that mission got introduced rather recently, you need to use a hint book after the mission was introduced for it to count
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>>579380906
You have to do it after the mission was added. Just do it, you get the 4 books back
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>>579380495
>my hecking daughterino 2
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Just beat a mambwo.....
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My cyborg is malfunctioning
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>>579380774
GF/wife material. These are my top 5, with Vega being on the list as a relatable self-insert. In the short term I have a feeling CB will oneshot me.
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If I remove Big Sampson's hat, will she die?
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We fucked
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One of the greatest characters ever created.
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>>579381062
exquisite taste anon
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>>579381072
Yes. Never remove an umamusume's head ornament.
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>>579381072
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>>579381034
It's for the benefit of everyone
Urara will still have a friend with her and this time it's also a fellow jobber
Now Rice is free from the so called "daughter zone" and they can finally see Rice for what she truly is, A MASSIVE FUCKING SLUT
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>>579380485
Windy noises give me life
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>>579381186
>rice
>a massive fucking slut
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please accelerate faster 3x speed would be fine
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what part of the body is umams
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It is the Rice Hour
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>>579380593
Its literally
>huh all the pictures ive ever taken when going on trips to this place are solo pictures of either myself or solo pics of ai
>except the ones between me and trainer
>all of those are couple shots
>all of them
>oh fuck did i do that subconsciously?
Then trainer shows up suddenly
>she proceeds to drop her spaghetti
>trainer asks if he was wrong in assuming she didnt want to take pictures together after she hesitated when he suggested it

Leading to picrel
Its about as subtle as a brick to the face, sure she isnt declaring her love to trainer leading to them eloping but she is simply not at that point
She is only just realizing she has a crush afterall
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>>579381186
Why are you like this?
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>>579380403
Same height as Maya and Digitan. Size breast size as Biko, Sweepy, Turbo, and SiL.
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>>579380624
>we ate hamburgers together on the riverbank
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
94 DAYS UNTIL SHE COMES HOME
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Winrate and Finals status.

Pic related and A.
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>>579381316
What does that entail?
>>579381167
CUTE
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>>579381389
built to be fondled
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>>579380772
what you do is cancel your signup at like 15:05 so they get bricked with an unfilled room
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Things were looking grim but then Amazon won 3 in a row
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Good morning
I love Chevacchi
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>>579381389
i thought she'd be the same size or even smaller than journey for the gimmick
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>>579381062
>Maru
check
>Creek
check
>Natie
check
>Vodka
check
>Ayabe
can't confirm because don't have her
excellent damn taste, however
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>slooptuber says it's better to drop 1 wit card than to drop 1 speed card when you need pwr or stam card
Is he right though
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>>579381062
Well she has a motherly quality to her with how she treats Almond Eye which I guess you could say makes her wife material.
I really don't think she's for everybody though. She's spoiled, she does this whole act cutesy thing to try and manipulate you to get what she wants, she expects you to drop what you're doing and do stuff for her like run to the store and buy her some ice cream. I mean I love her but she hits enough of the right buttons for me that I can take the good with the bad.
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>>579381583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXcPeDEMSVg
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>Gold inspo
>Most dogshit sparks you've ever seen
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>>579381583
if your one wit card is fine motion or maybe cb then yeah maybe
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>>579381437
posting rice
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i want love trust and comfort like mcafe
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>>579381331
ok your translation is better than mine, I see what you're saying, now. It's indirect, but could hardly be clearer. Thanks for clarifying.
what translation tool are you using? Mine is ass, apparently
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>>579381583
i too watched the birb video
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>>579381708
No one wants your antivirus
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>>579381583
I've had better results dropping the speed card, even on zero speed growth umas
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>>579381752
NTA but I use chatgpt and Gemini.
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>>579381636
hmm is it even worth soundposting this
hiroshimoot please make the filesize limit bigger
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>>579381571
She's shorter than Journey by 1 cm, but totally mogs her in the tit department.
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>>579381606
Sounds like an even worse version of Currenchan.
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>>579381803
Show example
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>>579380485
>>579381247
>bullies Biko
>folds when when confronted by others
Windy is a little shit
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>>579381790
antivirus in my heart
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holy fucking cute
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>>579381427
CB a cute
CB a treasure
>>579381541
Cheva are cute
Cheva are treasure
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>>579381583
i guess if you don't need to rely on borrows and have infinite playtime, you can get 1600 speed on a 0% speed growth uma along with everything else on the checklist with just 2 speed cards
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>>579382000
It's called teasing and friends do that with each other, not like you'd know
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is stinko considered a loli uma now?
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>>579381583
On non-fronts probably. Fronts need to drop the speed because Bourbon Wit is still mandatory.
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oh my GOD
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>>579382138
Not with her hips she aint
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>>579381803
Post proof
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>>579382138
no
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Thoughts on technician for guaranteed pace promotion to block xogger?
>just run fronts bwo
No, I miss Teio.
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more love trust and comfort umamusumes include ayabby and natie. i want to feel warm inside and a warm hug.
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>>579382138
No, same height as Grass and Machan.
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>>579382138
No she's just small
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Ryan
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>>579382263
Perhaps logotype will fill that niche too, she has that somewhat homey feeling to her design
Then again maybe she wont
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>>579382347
hand in her panties
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>>579382260
>Thoughts on technician for guaranteed pace promotion
you'll have to explain this one, chief
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>>579382054
and haru still remains the cutest ever
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>>579382347
Mating press and hand holding
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Does anyone know of any Umamusume score calculators that're actually fucking reliable?

I've used two different ones and they both told me my Kitasan was gonna easily be in A+ rank. And oops, she's S rank so completely worthless for Open League.

I have no idea what's wrong or why the calculations are failing, but it's infuriating. There used to be a spreadsheet calculator that was reliable, but it stopped being updated.
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>>579382407
I was told that shrewd step was glorified groundwork for pace chaser. So the gold version of it must be good right?
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>>579382105
normalfags should just get out
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>>579382491
did the advice have this image or something similar attached?
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>>579377831
Its because you have no skills, you wasted SP on double circling greens
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>>579382497
Rura ass...
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>>579381437
We gather 'round the rice flower. And cultivate our rice power.

These are the preparatory steps that come prior to the final one.
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Does anyone have the website with all the future banners?
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>>579382461
Check your unique level, that's what used to throw me off when I was an open league shitter
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>>579382461
I use this one and it hasn't given me a wrong score prediction a single time https://www.gadegetkit.com/tools/calculator/uma-musume-race
Make sure you update your star level, unique level and aptitudes because I have had a few runs where I forgot to do so and ended up slightly above the A+ cutoff (due to my own fault, with correct information it gave me the correct calculation)
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AIEEE I WAS SO SCARED
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>>579382260
Shrewd step does not proc at frame 0 from what I've seen, it procs around the end of pdm.
It should help with getting to the front of a pace pack with fronts present (helps less than an actual pdm break skill but you can expect shrewd step to proc on pdm end) but I don't see how it can act as a pseudo gw to gain lucky pace in a race with no fronts
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How goes those loopas in the era of 30 TP?
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and here I thought you guys were FINALLY GONE
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I love Daiwa Scarlet's solo "Rising Girl" so much. At first I think it's like okayish but after a second listen I was like yeah I love this one. 2000's electric girly song with frutiger aero vibes is something Scarlet would listen, and it fits her era too (2007).
https://youtu.be/6Gcw1M53q6I
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>>579382787
Very uneventful
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>>579382765
You should read that one paper. It does act like pseudo groundwork
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>>579382681
nta but I appreciate that, saved.
How's your experience in Open been? Is it even sweatier than Graded League? I've been curious about it for awhile now
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>>579382608
what is the final step?
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>Bakushin 564s Turbo Sprint

I can't tell whether it's genius or stupid but I'm impressed nonetheless even if it early procced here
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>>579382559
idk, but on Leo I've one pace on shrewd and one on groundwork. Both of them rarely trapped behind paceblob. Weirdly enough the shrews step one more than often ended upfront missed the blossom It's wedding curren so whatev, she still good without it. Idk about techinician itself so I feared the center stage vs pp fiasco.
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I think I'm old enough, mid 30s, that living 2 more years for the newmas I want to come to global is not a given
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4chan servers couldn't handle the BIG
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I MISSED YOU GUYS OH MY GOD I WAS SO WORRIED
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>>579382497
The body is so sexy. But the woman is such a chud...
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I cant believe Ruler ass almost killed the site again
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Wish we died so I can move on
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>>579382879
We build the R___ T____.
I'm sorry, but it isn't possible to communicate its name outside the sacred circle.
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>>579382854
>How's your experience in Open been? Is it even sweatier than Graded League?
I'm a new player (started during SMaru/Nakayama banner) so I haven't tried Graded yet, but it is possible to perform even with a poorfag deck. I am 58/60 after going 4/5 twice yesterday. There are some sweaty matches but even my first ever CM, Leo, I went 75% wr on
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Any erp now?
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>>579382962
Such a fucking loser, but her body was designed to breed and makes up for it.
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>>579382636
https://uma.moe/timeline
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>>579383183
fuck fuck fuck fuck
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>>579383183
Rape
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>>579382962
I love this chud
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>>579383112
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>>579381275
Rice Shower has the desire to be raped
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>>579382642
>>579382681
That's the one I've been using, that's the one I WAS using that just failed me.

As you can see, it says my 3* Level 4 Unique, Kitasan will be A+ with a score of 14,371. But she actually came out as S with a score of 14,517. I thought perhaps it wasn't calculating her Unique even though I had it set at lv4, so I added Victory Cheer into the calculator too, but then it comes out at 14,551.

So whether it expects you to put in your personal Unique or not, the calculations are still wrong, and they're drastically wrong. This calculator being wrong just blew up what should have been a fantastic Open League Kitasan.

>>579382854
Open League is great, it lets you optimise without needing to do a million runs. I can typically build a team in 3-4 runs and I can use them in multiple CMs.

The only issue is that recently the calculators seem to be broken.
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Shina would NEVER fall for this shit
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>>579383228
>We need to have at least 1355 kids together
...
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Thoughts on our heckin daughterino?
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>>579383320
Good thing the loser has a breedable body
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>>579383354
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>>579383419
I'm glad she got a new friend to share coc- I mean play with
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>>579383419
Still the cutest uma in the game. Her career warms my heart everytime
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>>579383419
atleast 4 hours
raw
in my office
possibly during work hours
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from the cutest to the sexiest
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>>579383314
Did you set your mile aptitude in the calculator to S-A? Kitasan has C as base so increasing it to A makes some of the skills grant more score than if you had a lower aptitude. Mile Maven, for example, is listed as 457 for you while it should be 559
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>>579383517
But why does she hate fences so much?
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>>579383469
>>579383474
>>579383543
pedo
>>579383470
based individual
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>>579382841
They did all tests on 2 front 3 paces so no info on shrewd step helping to gain lucky pace
Not going to read all but they seem to be right, they just didn't test lucky pace

Mechanics doc doesn't help either
>The exact mechanism a pacemaker gets chosen is unclear
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kingu sexu
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>>579383314
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>>579383570
ok
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>>579383552
>>579383714
Christ. Okay. I did not realise that was a thing, yeah, I didn't change the mile apptitude.

Okay, fucking hell that's a hell of a way to lose a run. By 17points, with a Green skill putting me over, because I didn't realise skills gave different points based on aptitude. What a headspin.

Thank you for teaching me, now I know, I guess.
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I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED TO RAPE AND BRUTALIZE UMAS
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w-wow you grew up so quickly...
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>>579383570
Fuck off troon.
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>>579383835
>t.
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>>579383835
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>Doto sees trainer's cock
>awawawawa
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>>579383751
KOBE
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>>579383751
So when is she becoming an actual Trainee?
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What does DLSS 5 Umamusume look like?
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>>579383901
Isn't Doto a slut?!
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>>579383832
This happened to me lots of times before I realized as well. It sucks when it happens but hopefully it won't any more
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>>579383090
Check #erp in the cord'
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>>579382883
564 is very fun to play with. I used to play with it but consumes borrows but now that I have my own summer goldshi I can go ballistic with it
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>>579383751
get Dimmadome'd
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>>579382461
>SFV
eh?
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>>579384004
That could be any Uma bro
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Any drama?
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>>579383989
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>>579383419
MADE FOR FUN TEASING AND SEX
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>>579384023
It's Doug DimmaDAHBY, owner of the Dimmsdale DimmaDAHBY
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>>579383581
And while pacemaker picking is not clear, pdm is based on the pacemaker
In theory and in practice, shrewd step takes effect after the pacemaker has been decided and pdm is applied, so it should be impossible for it to help in the fight for lucky pace.
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>>579382854
NTA but did it last CM & it is exactly as you would expect
Not very interesting but anything is better than Xog CMs
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>>579384021
It's great to have especially when you're using cards with unusable gold with your style. It may screw some other gold timings but it's even more fun to watch the race now
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>>579383419
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https://files.catbox.moe/ep6xdi.mp4
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>>579384264
my daughterino would never say this
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What did the great Shiraoki-sama mean by this?
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Of course Samsom Big in the game in one billion times better than whatever they tried in Star Blossom
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>>579384007
nta but just to make sure I'm not messing up when I try it, do you need to change distance aptitudes to match what they are when you begin training? eg Gold Ship starts with Mile C so if I train her for Libra and get her to Mile A, I need to change that in the calculator?
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>>579384482
BUUUUU
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We all made it to A finals, right? You're not some loser stuck in group B?
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>>579384482
Just like the rest of the cast bro
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next jiggie
https://jiggie.fun/aiSCzp
>https://jiggie.fun/aiSCzp
https://jiggie.fun/aiSCzp
>https://jiggie.fun/aiSCzp
https://jiggie.fun/aiSCzp
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umamusume pretty _____
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>>579383419
ulala on my tralala
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>>579384257
>but it's even more fun to watch the race now
I played with it last CM using daring strike to my non end closers and it's pretty funny seeing it activate at the perfect time or last spurt
Still using it this CM but to my Rudolf ace with a dominator, and funniest thing to happen was dom activating when she's at 2nd place near the 1st place then getting the win
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>>579384574
Stop fishing for (you)s
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reminder that urara is a grown ass woman that knows about sex and how to seduce her trainer
shes a fake loli and just a year younger than spechud
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>>579384574
>Xoguri cuck
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>>579384621
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>jiggie
>jong
Not even once
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Taabo should have more porn
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>>579384689
Rudolf would love to do this
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We need to kill chiyofaggot
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>>579384518
Whatever you end up with at the end of the run you put into the calculator. See image
> Gold Ship starts with Mile C so if I train her for Libra and get her to Mile A, I need to change that in the calculator?
If you end with her having Mile A, you change her mile aptitude to S-A, yes. If you only get it to B but you still wanna run the calculation, you remain in the B-C category.
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>>579384378
Its for good luck. It happened to me this morning and see? I got a 7.
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>>579384776
Brother
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she knows what she's doing
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Same musume!
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>>579384791
PLEAAAASSSSEEEEEEE
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>>579384765
mad cuz bad
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We need to breed chiyofaggot
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>>579384776
kwab
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Please more urara sex I want to cum her ass is fucking huge imagine how good it must feel to pump deep inside her
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>>579384751
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>>579384848
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>>579384794
Ulala is a mare so it's in her instinct to seduce me
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>>579384767
perfectly clear, thank you. I'll give it a try when my TP refreshes, I need to get a feel for what statline results in what rank. Wonder if I could make a Runaway Suzuka work for Scorpio in Open League
fuck me that would be exciting
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so are we using moomoolator now?
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Hoeh
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Today is the death anniversary of Duramente, winner of the Satsuki Sho and Japanese Derby with a track record of 9 races, 5 wins and 4 2nd places, gone too early with 9 years
Sired strong horses such as Titleholder, Liberty Island and currently racing Masquerade Ball among many others
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I never relax around umas and I always keep pepper spray on me just in case
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>>579385000
R O U N D
confirmed by trips of 0s too
VERY VERY ROUND
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>>579385002
Cucker of Kitasan
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>>579385002
bitch died in 2021 chill
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>4 borrow runs
>3 sr 3 ssr deck
>cb and ruby events never finish even once, sometime kitasan event don't even start
>mile S each time
I'm so tired of this game.
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>>579383901
She would manage to snap it somehow
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>>579385002
>fucked kitas loli gf
>fucked kitas mom and impregnated her

this neigha was some kind of divine punishment for kitasan
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abuse tanukis
abuse cryers
abuse babydachis
abuse yada yadas
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>>579385002
Sweepy wrote this
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>>579384991
No I'm still using alpha123
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>>579385204
sexually?
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>>579384924
>I need to get a feel for what statline results in what rank
That's what is throwing me off the most right now, balancing how much stat gain is worth aiming for compared to saving space for skills. There is a formula for how stat points correlate and scale in score value if you like numbers, but otherwise you just have to try around until you get a feel for what works. I don't have that yet. I got the image from this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC3qPH2g5hM
>Runaway Suzuka work for Scorpio in Open League
Very likely. I am considering it as well
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SUPER SEXY STYLE APTITUDES!
what a BIG beautiful statline as well but its a shame since i couldnt get good skills
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>five loses in a row
it's over
>five wins in a row
ez game
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>>579377831
She is a midracelet. Only prof straigh and position pilfer to activate tail held high. Try to get all 3 curve and all 3 straight skills, at least to single circle. Without midrace she cannot get to the position for budding blossom.
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Wait, I've seen this image before
But in 4K
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>>579377831
Lightning Surge is umarights for backliners in mile/sprint
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Bourbon is always short of breath when she's talking to me. Her tail and ears keep wiggling too.

Is this dangerous for Bourbon
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feels the soul
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>>579385570
>Fenomeno the tard wrangler
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>>579383183
hey since when they can put more than 3 umas on screen
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>>579385857
>2 tards and Falcon
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>>579385757
No, its dangerous for you.
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>>579383552
>>579383714
>>579384007
Just got a Kitasan I'm very happy with, now I can retire Pasa and return to the glory of 3x Front Open Leage Miles.

Thanks again for your help.

>>579384924
I try run Runaway Suzuka as often as I can make it even slightly viable. Even if it's not the best, it's still beneficial for your other Fronts, and it's just fun to do with how rare it is.

It's a crying shame that Runway effectively doesn't work on Sprints. It feels like it should be absurdly broken on Sprints.
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>>579385757
Her hardware is malunctioning. You can reset her by pressing the reset button next to her ear
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>>579385570
>half of jp is memeing that creek would be seething at this
Creek is never beating the allegations...
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Yay. I made it.
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one more month and shes gonna be here im so excited i havent been this excited since akebono
what a sweet looking uma she just genuinely looks like she smells like old books and flowers
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>>579386030
>>579386013
*pat pat pat*
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>>579386024
I do the same, should have built her as a Runaway for Libra, but I got gaslit about stam requirements so I didn't. For Scorpio she needs 1000 stamina + gold heal to survive, so I'm not sure that's going to happen in graded league. If I go Open, it might work.
I don't know how to add the Runaway skill in the calculator, it's defaulting to Unrestrained which for Suzuka is +559 points, which is a fuckton.
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>>579386024
7 and you go undefeated for the rest of Libra Cup
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>>579386246
Powerlet but will win Plat anyways because Triumphant Pulse was purposely overtuned & is so broken it allows her to ignore half the mechanics in this game
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>>579386392
It's not that great-
>5s @ .45 velocity
FUCK ME
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>>579386308
Why would you curse him loke that? Rickey would never.
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>>579386308
4 and he loses
oh and Fuku dies
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>>579386246
You better have some recovery with that speed. That thing will die if it rushes.
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>walk up to your trainee who's just chilling in the office
>Unzip your pants and flop your fat cock onto the table
>Tell her this is her reward if she wins the next race
Guaranteed results
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>>579386303
Yeah, that calculator doesn't work for Runaway. But Runaway is 370 points, so just add everything else and then mentally add 370pts.

Just had a race with 3x Runway Suzuka, including mine. I expected to die, since that's what always happens. But they both Late Started and didn't Spot Struggle lmao.
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>>579378228
Really? Fully Charged is extra Accel? I noticed it but I never knew what it did.
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>>579386549
Big sex
Small sex
Stinky sex
Daughter sex
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I don't get debufferfags
Do you have so little faith in your ace that you must resort to sabotaging others just to get 3rd?
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>>579386617
I saw that
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>>579386587
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>>579386689
Yes
Yes I do
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>>579386769
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dum deio poster
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>>579386587
>Unzip your pants and flop your fat cock onto the table
mine is more like a sharpie, unfortunately
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>>579386689
>t. lost to debuffers and is crying like a bitch
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>>579386689
I asked my little sister that question because she was furiously making debuffers (I've never made one).
>"It's not about winning. It's about making others LOSE."
so adorably spiteful...
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>>579386826
Umas that would laugh at your small cock?
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>>579386906
None, they don't know what small or big is
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>>579386689
Making a third ace that can actually do something takes too much time for people with a life outside of this kusoge
Be glad most people aren't lazy enough to do double debuffers
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>>579386906
Curren, probably
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>>579386974
Dober has a warped perception of cock size from all the doujins she's vigorously consuming every night
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>>579386994
single debuffer is probably the most balanced approach
>1 meta pick where you stop after like 3-4 runs for hitting the average
>1 oshi pick where you try to fish for a highroll and spend most of your prep time here
>le debuffer
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>>579386392
>>579386508
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B99
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3rd ace? Fuck that, I'm breaking Suzuka's legs.
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>>579387109
Oguri isn't sexy
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>>579387258
Yes she is
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more like ugly cuck
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>>579387258
Are you sure?
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>ugly cuck
but enough about you
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I could never find ogurin sexy
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>Samson Big is a fake loli highschooler
Dropped...
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orenjis
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>>579387258
true, but only if you're afflicted with terminal homosexuality
Oguri's hot as fuck
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Taiki raped her trainer btw
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>>579387439
why are oguri's rivals midgets
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>>579387598
You can't die now Machan
You will make a good broodmare
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>>579386906
Vivlos because she's never seen one outside of an anatomy book and thinks they just look funny anyway
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>>579387589
I’m her trainer and I can confirm.
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>>579387738
>he thinks the dubai gyaru has never seen a dick
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>>579351607 (me)
Almost moved on to finish my races before I remembered I wrote this. Glad I really enjoyed that Bright, close moaner win by a neck, I hope that Bright does well in other races.
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>>579387594
She ate her food. They never managed to grow taller. Creeku is the only exception.
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>>579386246
>>579386578
I was supposed to NOT claim my reward so I could see how he beat me in hakuraku when I got home, but I forgot...
Dug up his profile, he has hanshin + corner recovery, also found one of his other attempts in his hall of fame
He is a Oshiguri player, so I'll just accept my defeat
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>>579387873
Vivlos (dudes in Dubai) and Cheval Grand (her trainer) have both seen dicks but Verxina is still a turbovirgin.
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>>579379686
I can't believe people finally found her
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>>579387873
She loves dubai chocolates iykwim
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From where i came from, people who hate any ingame strat are called noobs and scrubs
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>>579383901
Awawawawa.... It's so tiny >:3
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>>579384482
The problem?
I don't see it
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>>579388361
Doto wouldn't shay that... she would reassure me by saying it's just right and cute...
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>>579388290
She's just saving herself for marriage bro
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https://youtu.be/bMIuj23dFEY
>McQueen thinks Journey is a gentle soul
makes me want for Sundayman to materialize even more, I want to see their shenanigans
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Uma most likely to rape her trainer?
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>>579388468
Her trainer is ignoring her advances!
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Another addition to Urara's team
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>>579388480
Turning Sundayman into a schizo ghost was a mistake
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>>579388563
Don't touch me, foid!
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Qualified with my first ticket, I am ready for my finals participation carats
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>>579388571
Ebayan kawaii! also damn she's short
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>>579388636
Imagine if your trainee was Dober...moids and foids...
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>>579388398
>unironically reading Flop Blossom
Kek, haven't laughed this hard in a while
CG mogs this trash to oblivion
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>>579384629
But Ulala is actually 12
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>>579388669
Windy is canonically the same age as Biwa and Hishiama and Brian btw
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>>579388563
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doto would be 100% satisfied with my tiny pebis
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>>579388669
>Fenomeno and the tard midgets
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>>579386906
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>>579388954
Koreabros...
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>>579386906
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Vodka and Daiwa should have gotten a manga instead of Star Blossom existing.
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>>579388989
who's the bitch watching
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>>579389025
Daiwa would be a minor side character in Vodka's story of greatness.
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>>579388738
Trying way too hard
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>>579386139
I don't see a lot of ZRRfags even though she's really cute (and stacked). What gives?
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post something sleepy
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>>579389306
>she's really cute
She really isn't. She's as cute as a generic mob but not as a named uma. I genuinely believe she got sabotaged with this design.
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hashirape hashirape umamusume
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>960k points
This is my limit idk how increase it even more, only way is to add more support bonus, but i'm low on support points
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>>579389513
This means nothing now that we have auto
Back then it actually showed how much you loved your oshis
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>>579389306
too plain
there's not much demand for her. No problem with the people who actually likes her, but the tits actually worked against the small librarian vibe
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>>579389413
gn
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>>579389585
>dedicated tard wrangler
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>>579389567
you started playing just now?
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>>579389641
At Tachion banner yes, i'm local newcutie
But there is another newcuties, maybe i should stop call myself as newcute though
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>>579389641
Goofy Daiwa my beloved...
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semen retention status?
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>>579389580
Trophy completionist can't completed by clankers so there's that
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>>579389712
getting a chilly milly every week, as always
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I'm not making it to A Finals guys...
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>>579389641
Why does Vodka look like she knows she's about to leave me forever...
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I think Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet should make out sloppy style while I’m tied to a chair in the corner of the room.
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>>579389567
I am stuck around that too, SS2 rank. I am a day one player tho. Too lazy to update my TT, 5.5 class is piss easy to uphold
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>>579388986
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>>579389703
>>579389641
I like these pics
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>>579389805
I'm Ug4 and i'm new bwo...
And i have like maybe 6-7 umas with escapades
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>>579389780
If you don't make it in I'm gonna smooch you
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>>579389917
Same, I adore them
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lol guts is op actually
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>>579390048
Small...
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>only 2 SSRs in auto deck
>still can't get both gold skills at the end of the run
When will they fix this?
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There will be a Doto CM winner
Screenshot this post
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>>579389990
As I said, Im lazy. Pretty sure I still got some old unity umas in my team or early MANT. Looking back I should have updated my whole TT roster during half TP. Maybe I'll do it next anni...
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>>579390008
Its too late Scarlet, I have drawn myself as cool and melancholic. AND YOU, AS THE BASEDJAK
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>>579390049
Show guts uma
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>>579390095
7 and they all lose finals
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>they had umamusume at a fighting game major
kino…?
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7 and we'll all have fun
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There will be a Doto CM winner.
Halloween version with two debuffers.
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>>579390151
Ots fine, Daiwa is cuter
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7 and I rape Chiyoposter
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>>579390149
>half tp
Bro you dont need half TP, you need borows for summer goldshi, i believe in you bwo
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>>579390339
Mhm nyo. I need to train for the next CM.
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>>579390259
7 and i will kiss Tama
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>>579390205
Here take my 7 Ulala.
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>>579387905 (me)
Ended up going 2-4-2-2 hell yeah, potentially nerfing my final lobby. Maybe not what moaner would like but if it gives her a better chance to win, I'll accept the winrate tank
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What the fuck is your obsession with the number seven?
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>>579390661
The orange cabal runs /uma/
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>>579390661
it goes well with _____6
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7 comes from heaven.
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7 and I will destroy this very world we live in.
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>>579390661
sex seven
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7 and I bear Shakur's children
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7 for human rights
other odd numbers means no human rights
even numbers means rape
0 we all get stuck in the void
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>>579390095
This is a suspicious looking Doto...
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stop forcing 7s
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7 and sex with Samson Big
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7 something happens
4 something else happen
8 some fengshui shit happens
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shit how many hours till tallying?
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>>579390734
Open wide
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At least we're having fun
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7 and rickey is confirmed better
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current jiggie
https://jiggie.fun/aiSCzp
>https://jiggie.fun/aiSCzp
https://jiggie.fun/aiSCzp
>https://jiggie.fun/aiSCzp
https://jiggie.fun/aiSCzp
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Bros... The Potential... I think I finally unlocked it...
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>>579390946
thats right Urara
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seven deez nuts in yo mouth lmao
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>>579391012
>Taishin
Based
>Xog
Not based
>Rice
Based
You alright
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7 upside-down is an L. Get into Feng Shui instead.
>>579390927
An hour and ten minutes.
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>>579390946
I don't have fun losing...
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>>579391058
Nah, I'd 7 this
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>>579391047
Son
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>>579391113
Try again tomorrow, orenji.
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5/4/5/4 today, sometimes you just don't catch up to runaway and it is what it is
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>Everyone posting their great winrates for the day
>meanwhile me with a 75% winrate in round one not qualifying for group A today
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>>579391241
*ahem*
Nigger.

Good night
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Meisho Doto goofed up and violently raped me during our hot springs trip
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>>579391320
I pretty proud of my team, especially machan
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>>579390979
7 and we flood the jiggie
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Stop the count
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this dick is sex actually
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>>579389640
It could be worse.
Imagine looking after Top Gun
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>>579391428
>stamlet
Bwo...
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What do Umas use to lure unsuspecting ningen to become their Torenas? Hypothetically.
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>>579391350
That is a cute girl.
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really fucked up how konami hates giving people 1 star umas samson should NOT have taken this long
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>>579391528
>lure
Literally just kidnap them. What are they gonna do? Report you?
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>>579391216
Okay!
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the sudden urge to buy a house in Tomakomai and live there for the rest of my life
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>>579391582
I am retiring to Tomakomai.
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>>579391428
>going witlet on hanshin
lmao
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>>579391637
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>>579391241
I had a 4545 day as well on my similar team, though I've managed to beat every suzuka so far. Out of all days I've had 3 losses to my winning front suiciding via rushed, one to a pace oguri and one to a late grass.
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>>579391057
>Xog
>Not based
us endchuds need every advantage available
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Finally Samson gets some attention
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>>579391751
who?
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>>579391758
I hope they finally implement her and Blast this year.
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cygames will NEVER use maya flower and sweepy in an event because they are TOO POWERFUL
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>>579391637
never mind, you're good.
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>>579383183
I could take all of them on at once
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>>579391778
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>>579391689
usually it doesn't happen and they overtake suzuka by the time for angling, but every now and then it doesn't happen and then a xogger or late has a decent chance to win, although i won quite a few without angling as well
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All umamusume are minors.
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>>579391868
In a fight?
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>>579391853
Sweet
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>>579391923
Yes
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Thoughts on Pokke speed? Are we pulling late/end bros?
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fillynopsex
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>>579391985
Yes
And she's literally used for every style not just late/end
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>>579391824
>they all have wedding alts
What could cygames possibly mean by this?
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I like this thread u all very cute
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>>579391985
Nyes, I will be pulling for sure. But I also have a huge stash saved up to make sure I can get away with it. Pasa is still the priority for those short on carats.
>>579392021
Fronts use Maru and pace uses Tachyon what are you talking about
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>>579391985
>Ramonu
>Pocket
>Pasa
>Duramente + Satono
>Daring Tact
Are there any general Late banners that I'm missing or is that basically it? I heard Eishin's Speed SSR was alright but my plans are kinda tight IIRC
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>>579391985
I read somewhere that there's not a lot of med/long races between her and dura banner which is a better sink for lates
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>>579391985
I can't afford it...
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>>579392056
no u
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>>579391985
i’ll just borrow her
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>>579392167
I mean there's the scenario banners with stuff like Orfe guts and tamachud power (who is incredible for backliners), but aside from that there's just the general cards left like shakur stam and stego guts.
Flash SSR is a luxury/whale card in both cases
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>>579391985
Yeah 400 pulls and Crystals if needed to MLB
>>579392167
There is a case for Cafe wit, if you want to free up your long borrow slot. Im sparking once and bring her up with cash
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>>579392083
In l'Arc you stop using 2 wit and use 3 speed often for medium and long
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>>579391985
I want to train my aibo though...
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larc more like fuck
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>this cutie is endcloser
Damn maybe i should become end chad
She is gonna be in global like in 3 years right?
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Soon, gutsbros, soon...
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>>579392167
>>579392265
If you are going to count generalists that everyone will pull anyway like Ramonu and Pasa might as well mention everything
Guts Orfevre, power Nishino, speed Still, stam Shakur, wit Rudolf, speed Almond Eye, power Tama, guts Stego, speed Air Groove, wit Ebayan and stam Doto
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>>579392294
She is cute and extremely precious!
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>>579392294
sleevejob from the right hand demon
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NY Kita and Dia banner has free tenners right?
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I'm not emotionally ready for the meta cards shift
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>>579392578
You can have all the sleevejobs you want this December.
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>>579392659
I will forever remember the 1k pulls 0 kitasan guy...
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>>579392659
I'm gonna miss my harikitte ikou. Any other sloppa card don't show that cleavage anymore. Umawokesume.
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>>579392659
i’m going to miss kitasan’s stupid little fist pump when i tell her to buy shoes
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nice
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>>579391985
I keep going back and forth on it
current posture is yes, because even though doing so probably bricks me beyond 2029 (current JP content), there's a good chance I've dropped the game by then
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This is a middle schooler
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>>579392838
She looks like one yeah
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not using king speed anymore already makes me sad
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>>579392659
Fine Motion is such a cute and precious uma thats has been in every one of my decks for almost a year... I'm not ready to say goodbye
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>>579388669
Grown ass woman in the same year as Air Groove
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this is a middle schooler
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fine motion more like brick stationary
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>>579393016
She doesn't look like one
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>>579392961
don't say mean things about taishin
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>>579392829
Uhhh why are their hair accessories reverse?
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was my daughterwife ever meta on jp?
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>>579392961
Tickezo is just very emotional okay?
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>>579393068
how about this uma?
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>>579393164
Stop slamming people
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GIVE ME FESTA ALREADY CYGAYMES
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>9th grader
>>
ass women
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Me on the bottom
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>>579393267
Genxina's tits aren't that big
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Made this long time ago, I'll put Epi on top one aswell (despite the shota look she's older than Cesario in uma wtf)
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>uma has a high chance to win if she's in the inner lane because of dueling
>somehow in all 20 races she was placed on the outside and she has no one to duel, not even the other two umas I made that are there to boost her who were always dueling her in round 1
What the fuck is this shit?
Luck is a skill type shit?
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>>579393164
Your “daughterwife” shoulder checked me causing me to slip a disk and break 6 ribs.
She also broke into my house.
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>3 Jordan wins for group A
she keeps doing it
she doesn't even hit her unique most races
incredible
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>>579393087
its a flipped image anon
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do umamusumes actually
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>>579393454
Sometimes yes, sometimes no. It's a mixed bag. Catch as catch can
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what the fuck
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>>579393395
>reddit tachyon
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>>579393454
no but they should
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>>579393164
This alt is ok tier for medium and used as a parent
On your left when she's only usable for medium and all the medium races are 2400m for a while is shit.
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>>579393485
>stamlet
bwo........
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>>579393493
Tachy isn't reddit...
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>>579393485
>Raining Haruten
RIP
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>>579393359
i always thought rice was just a tiny woman and was surprised to see people think she’s a kid
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>>579393581
i shit you not i won spring with 360 stam
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>>579393589
she cries like a bitch all the time no wonder people will think she's a child
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>>579391824
They raped me...
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>>579393589
rice is ageless
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>>579393639
that’s most women irregardless of age gwoseph
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rice shower is a PREDATOR.....
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the umamusume is sexy and fucking
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>its another Da tokens embargo run (i have 300 Da tokens saved up)
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>>579393589
in japan, using your own name in the third person is common for children. If rice shower is in highschool, id say she's a first year/freshman.
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>>579393589
she reads picture books and talks like a baby
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>>579393836
She preys on the blood of men.
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>>579394017
She's just practicing mother behaviour for when our child is born
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>>579394017
once again that’s just most women bwochacho nacho ageplay is huge among millennials and older zoomers
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>>579394040
i wish i was that man
need rice to bite my neck and suck anything she needs as we hug each other tightly.
I'd pat her head indulging her doing it
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>>579393589
She's the perfect woman regardless of her age.
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>>579394113
rice is a boomer
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>>579394203
rice is a grain
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>>579393589
people forget she has actually developed breasts compared to other loli character.
She's just like Tokai Teio where you can see she has firm and developed thighs
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Rice knows what sex is
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You should not skipp ancestors and guides or it is permaborrow
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rice is a blue bloom of yodo
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rice merely pretending
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>>579394262
Because I taught her firsthand
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>>579394040
It's spelt "semen"
and speaking of semen, check
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>>579391378
You survive this week, bwo, good stuff. May you persevere on the next one.
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>>579394289
my new favorite gaslight
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inumusume
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>>579394262
what do you think the pictures books are about?
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i want rice to stab me
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>>579394346
Am i wrong? You need to borrow like ten other cards
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>>579394324
pretending to be what?
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>>579393589
her best friend is a retarded 6 year old
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>>579394326
>>579394338
Wew
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>>579394439
I like large rice
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>>579394439
I don't like large rice
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>>579394394
there is literally nothing worth borrowing for these events (skipping 23 because it's before Ancestors so everyone's borrowing Throne)
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new kumiyabe just dropped
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>>579391320
Knowing the right time to queue is an underrated CM skill
Do it right and even your subpar umas can perform well
Do it wrong and you become a clubbing seal for the buhis
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>>579394424
you wouldn't get it
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more like cum ayabe
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>>579394397
fenomeno is the youngest umamusume in that picture btw
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>>579394451
That's a very rude thing to say.
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>>579394613
Ulala wouldnt wear this, this is the Villain's fault I hate Rice
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>>579394397
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This is my dog (wife)
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budding bosom
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the tube connecting the crotch to the cervix
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>>579394530
>long
Kris S stam card?
>>579394530
>Mile
Ruby?
>Med
Style specific card?
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>>579394451
>6 years old
>developed thighs
>>
torenarrer
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>>579394712
>Kris S
>on a 3200m track
>Ruby?
people have free borrow slots now and they're still not using her
>Style specific card?
everyone owns their style specific card bwo
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Raisu decided to pop off today
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>>579394814
>everyone owns their style specific card bwo
I dont...
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Urara is a hebe
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urara is same gen as opera
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>>579394862
so a late hebe
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I'm not getting style specific card i exclusively dickpull and don't even know what style these sexers are
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Rice is a HERO
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>>579394838
>Cafe on mile
wtf
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>>579394926
I like her
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Urara is a grown man
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>>579394530
The long CM drops after ancestors? I wont pull for neither stam kris nor ancestors. Uh that fucking blows...
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>>579395112
Just pull on an uma that has the gold skill inherently
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Urara is literally me (never scored) (retarded)
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>>579395148
Is she out by that already? I didnt plan to pull kris stam, since I dont pull supports of my fav trainees.
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>>579395238
Kris is out by then, yes
In fact 2 of these umas get Claw Forward in their kit
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>>579395148
>Just pull on an uma that has the gold skill inherently
Symboly Kris doesnt have gold skill recovery....
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Child.
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>>579395297
And that lets you use creek instead! You have Creek, right?
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>>579395310
why is she looking at me like that
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>>579395338
n-n-n-no...
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>>579395310
UOH
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>>579395297
Your MLB Creek?
>>579395276
Ah thats good. Guess I wont run another late that CM
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>>579395338
>Creek
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who is the least retarded trainee
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>>579395385
You gonna spark ancestors?
>>579395418
In Global? It's Pearl
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>>579395310
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>>579395276
>7.5 heal + velo on long
Nigga this shit is broken
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scenario links give more tokens...
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>>579395445
Pearl does seem like she has it figured out in spite of her theatrics
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>>579395529
Guess why she is so good on longs?
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>>579395529
that's just your average year 3 uma
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urara snoot attack
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>Ticket Ruby pwr
>Luckshit NY Dia from free pulls for longslop claw forward
I can skip ancestors with that as a late main? Anything else I'd need to borrow?
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>>579395579
Yeah she is quite eccentric (which I love), but apart from that stands with both legs in life.
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>>579395529
>Golshi ult -1 second but you also get Creek's heal
good stuff
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>>579395616
Cute and grumpy grandma
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i think they should ban red and blue skills from the technique skill hints
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if this is samson big where's samson little
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>>579395636
>planning around luckshitting
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>>579395636
guts City for the 2 summer races
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There arent any villians lurking in this thread are there
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>>579395793
Worst case i could just spark her. Discounted spark on dia sounds better value than pulling ancestors
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I am watching the latest Pakatube where they are playing REPO and Ace's voice is like honey to my ears. I can listen to her all day.
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>>579395828
nyo
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>>579395828
its me im the villain pls restrain me in a chokehold heheh
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>>579395879
this Rice makes me ANGRY
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>>579395636
>Jinxing yourself
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Where is schedule?
I need to know if there gonna be Skipping the Pearl rerun and when is fucking Tama
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>>579395776
Light Hello wouldn’t do this
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nyo villains here, let's get back to enjoying tanukis
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>>579396036
hey
stop that
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>>579395927
>7
Yep he might have doomed his pulls
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>>579395956
It's usually around 2 AM UTC on the first day of the month, so hold for about 15-16 hours.
>>
https://x.com/Sploots/status/2094268477087391889
https://x.com/kusakari27/status/2094335823168811286
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Is someone here gonna roll Tama or Inari One? Except me ofc
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>>579396094
>>
I really hope they'll skip pearl rerun and shift all the banners forward. That would avoid the situations where a meta uma for the track doesn't release during the CM, but a week before. Like Brian Blaze, Daichi Ruby, Laurel etc. No more SMaru situations.
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>>579396290
I was going to but I pulled on the halloween banner instead
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>>579396290
well one's a pace and the other's an end
so nyo
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>>579396310
she's just there lmao what a normie horse
she hella cute tho
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>>579395710
It's 6s for long
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>>579396290
that's my combo meal yes
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>>579396310
I said no, stop it, don't do it
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>Brian Blaze
>Kitasan White
>Sakura Laurel
Will you pull for THE BIG THREE 2.0?
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>>579396290
Wanted to roll Inari for dirt looping then 30 TP cockblocks me
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>>579396310
She looks really cool. I like the more normal horses.
>>
BAKE
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>>579396426
I thinking i'm gonna roll for Sakura and Buy with selector these two
I definitely will buy Blaze and if i have enough money i will buy Blanco
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>>579396426
You mean
>Kitasan White
>Neo Universe
>
Brian and Laurel come out of the stable twice a year
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>>579396512
Post three (3) more images
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>>579392659
I willingly skipped FM to see this shift.
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>>579396290
Inari, hope I dont have to spark
>>579396310
Awfully cute
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>>579396542
Medium gets sent to the shadow realm for 2 years because of Hog sins though. No more medium pvp events.
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>>579396426
I want to ensure I get Nyo Universe, I'm hoping the Kitasan Bleached free pulls are generous enough. I won't be surprised if I end up skipping Brian/buying her later.
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>>579396582
Me inside of the suitcase
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>>579396582
she looks like she devours shota's cock daily
>>
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>>579396612
No? Just 2200 and some 2000s where Oguri is perfect
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>>579396680
thats the feng shooey fraud
>>
Next thread should have a Neo/Kris/Zenno OP
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>>579396686
I wish i had Symboly Kris. but i WONT roll for her
Maybe with free daily puls
>>
I don't get who Logotype is supposed to appeal to, she just looks like generic anime girl #2453467
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>>579396834
You know you have shit taste when the brown one in the least is the least ugly
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>>579396905
You have terrible taste and you are a bad person too.
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>>579396905
ESLbro…
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>>579396856
And you are a generic grown ass man. What's your point
>>
I still don't like Forever Young's design... she's only sexy when her tits are out on full display, but that's every uma
>>
What's so good about Neo
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>>579397203
That's not fair to umas who don't have tits...
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>>579397251
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>>579397226
zoomies
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>>579395586
She's a sex demon?



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