Forced Victory Edition>Previous>>579267463>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSAug 12 Castellan's Creed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHoAug 18 Heart of the Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7LcerKPa4MAug 20 Super Earth Escapes: The Void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghsnyLr731c>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionAug 12 1.007.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134143012Aug 17 1.007.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/703276586134145952Aug 25 1.007.002 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/671752023818896712
Cringe. You fat fucks cant even march properly in formation
>>579379616Sven, your army is a daycare.
>HELLDIVER WATCH OUT!!!!! THAT CHARGER IS GOING TO GET YOU!!!!! DON'T WORRY I GOT IT!! AAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH FOR SUPER EARTH!!>*throws grenade at his own feet and frags his whole squad*
Robobutt!
>>579379461what the hell? the galactic war is scripted?do the players know about this?
>>579379616The girl at the front is very cute. Also I didn't expect this many cosplayers. How expensive are those suits?
>>579379667>LOOK THE FUCK OUT HELLDIVER THERE'S A HULK!!!!>*launches ultimatum at you*
>>579379858I love when I kite a hulk so my teammate can hits it's giant glowing weakspot, then he pulls out his ultimatum and kills me with it.
I got the Entrenched Division warbond. I ike the medium armor. I normaly take the EMS mortar, but the gas mortar looks even stronger
>>579379738The decay rate is visible on the map, so yes, everyone knows about this.
>>579380071the gas mortar is just a free passive kill incomethe downside is that it'll kill the more retarded allies every now and then
>>579379616>your evil chud army sir
>>579380251A lot of them look pretty slender and sexable. I know that most of them are men. That doesn't change anything.
>>579380149I'll just avoid taking it on seaf maps and with randos. It does feel odd doubling up on gass with the Speargun. The giga grenade seem cool too, but I'm still really liking the melta mines
>>579380428the gas mortar will really only kill people too dumb to figure out that staying in range of melee people AND then ignoring the lingering gas cloud might prove hazardous to their healththe giga nade is just a shitter's nade of choice>AT>anti chaff>four of them (basically infinite) with nade armors
I have been having sexual fantasies about lean medicdivers recently.Mostly of wholesome kind.Just wanted to let you guys know.
>>579366606>why is le evil dictatorship sending people in to die for no reason?your lack of media literacy is showing.
>>579379819somehow people still aren't aware 3d printing is a thinghell, even the furries are using it for the internal frames now
>>579379671I fucking love Robutt
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243960162398/765611984104467403/4We WILL be arc killing the hive lord.
>>579381686FVLL
>>579381686>that pic
>>579379616why are they so short?
>>579381671sudden desire to rape robot women
SEAF is technically the best way for them to rig victories in our favor isn't it? Instead of liberation resistance being magically lower for completely offscreen reasons, it is an effect that has tangible effect on the gameplay.
>>579379671i fucking hate ai sloppa
Another game, another -300R dead SEAFs
>>579381771>>579381686we're still 3/4, kill yourself full poster. steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243960162398/765611984104467403/4>3/43/4>3/4JOIN NOW! And receive a bustdiver as a reward for killing the hivelord with electricity
>>579381781Modern germaneseAncient rome killed all their alpha males
>>579382035>>579381686okay NOW we are full
>>579379616>all those breaching hammers>guy with the chinesium helmet and RR saluting with the wrong armyou just know every single one of them is a consoleshitter bugdiver with a PSN account
>>579381781>projecting
>>579381671Talk about catnip for whiteboys.
>>579382248struck a nerve I see
How come we've never gotten kino art like what we had during the super earth invasion
>>579382514>still projecting
>>579379616>people are willing to parade and glorify being cannon fodder for a made up society>but not their own countryUnironically says a lot about our current society.I would do the same.
Help I'm more addicted to farming SCs and medals than actually playing the game
>>579379616>Aren't you a little short for a Helldiver?
>>579382734>korean MMO ex-slave is given freedom and he still choses to be a slaveMany such cases, the psychological damage can rarely be undone.
>>579382551kino machine broke
>>579382836In the very first /hdg/ lobby of SEs invasion we killed a leviathan using the planetary defense cannon. Standard if uncommon fare now but it was genuine kino.fuck i wish we had the real SEAF troops then. And cultists. And the APC its the perfect fucking urban warfare defense vehicle ITS FUCKING FINISHED IN THE FILES
>>579383136>4 retards dicking around is more engaging and fun than the actual mission
>>579383232Yes. That's every game ever.You can have the most well-designed, polished kino of a game imaginable, and dicking around with friends instead of doing the mission will always be more fun.
COCK
>>579383335nuh uh
>>579383232many such cases
>>579382551Because we lost the chinese playerbase, and unfortunately chinese people are the only good non-AI artists these days
>>579383507Impact is such a stimtax nade that I don't get why anyone would use them except maybe against bots
>>579383675there's zero reason to use the impact version of any grenade
>>579383675its a non-issue if you use fortified armor lol
>>579382551Swiggers blatantly rigging the MOs caused anyone who cared to quit. Cyberstan was just a pure shit show for which any other Dev would have apologised for and fired their game director
>>579381686donezowe did in fact kill the hive lord with arc AND full clear. bugdivers could never
>>579382035>>579381686gg zapdivers
>>579383718fire impacts are kino vs spore bugs. They're also pretty ok for vote snatchers.
>2 (two) months since "the next warbond needs more time to cook"Can anyone check the oven
>>579381686GG. Someone go find the associated artfag and convince him to draw his wife electrocuting the worm with an arc thrower and four arcbulls on a leash
>>579384584a nothing burguer
>>579384584The chef went to go grab a bottle of milk and never returned.
>>579384584uhhh chef? Nobody put the roast in the oven, what are we gonna do?
>>579384584remember when they lied and said they needed extra time to get the 40k warbond right so that's why there was no regular warbond, but we already knew the regular warbond was helldrivers and they started dishing out its items as MO rewardshaha
>>579384584I feel like helldivers is a toxic relationship between retarded devs and spoiled players
When are they gonna add a hard mode to the game?
>>579385129turn on public matchmaking
>>579385129host
>>579385071Unfortunately the entire thing started with Arrowhead fucking up the golden goose they stumbled into. There was an unprecedented amount of hype and success around the start of the game, all they had to do was keep making more content and accommodating the players as they watched how they played. Instead, Arrowhead decided that everyone was playing the game wrong, started nerfing the only things people were using and trying to design it so people would randomly die more because they think its funny. The playerbase pushed back on this and the devs took to reddit to taunt them over it, which was just pouring more gas onto an already burning fire.Its so fucking easy to keep an audience of spergy gamers in check; you keep making more content, you apologize if people aren't happy about it, and you make regular social media posts thanking them for their support. FF14 has done this for years already and despite the game's flaws, the majority of the community will defend the devs from criticism because they've built up such a large surplus of goodwill. Arrowhead neglected to invest in the goodwill they blundered into with the game's launch and instead burned it all down in the opening months for absolutely no conceivable reason. Its been a constant back and forth spat between the players and the devs ever since then.People are invested in the game because the presentation and core gameplay is really cool, but there has been a baffling amount of incompetence and arrogance on their part which lead to this constant animosity between them and their playerbase. Much of the playerbase themselves is needlessly spergy and has kneejerk reactions over things they don't need to, but Arrowhead conditioned their audience to behave that way because of the expectations they previously created and I'm not sure if they even realize it.
>>579385129>They add dif 11 and dif 12, letting 10 remain as it is>Everyone goes to these difficulties and complains how its hard>They buff things and lower difficulty>dif 12 is now like dif 10
>>579385568shut up
>>579385568Yeah that sums it up pretty well. Although i dont really agree with the nerf part, except for some weapons and strategems (like the slugger) most weapons are stronger than they were in the beginning.
>>579385129If anything they need to condense the existing 10 difficulties into just 5. There is no meaningful difference between some of these.1 can stay 13 can be the new 25 can be the new 37 can be the new 410 can be the new 5
>>579385686I didn't get into it, but they only ended up buffing everything after the massive and constant backlash they created. Things are better now, but only because Arrowhead kept playing whack-a-mole with the few weapons that were worth using until the pressure cooker they were creating exploded on them.
>>579385568>Much of the playerbase themselves is needlessly spergy and has kneejerk reactions over things they don't need to, but Arrowhead conditioned their audience to behave that way because of the expectations they previously created and I'm not sure if they even realize it.This is evident by them not providing full patch notes as well. When the trident got its recoil in Devoid of Content, I just asked myself, "Bug or undocumented nerf?" In any other game, ones that consistently tell the players everything they did, I would see it as a bug. Honestly I think this is also a byproduct of them outsourcing literally fucking everything. They themselves don't know and they wont say it because Swedish Arrogance and it would confirm everyones suspicion that theyre incompetent or they simply cannot give enough of a fuck to have some intern to sit at a desk and type it all out (Guess AI hasnt figured it out yet). So its better to make up some flimsy ass lie about patch notes being "too long" when Palworld had a patch list that was so damn long it exceeded Steam's character limit for such announcements.
>>579379616This makes me embarrassed to play the game.
time for my next warbuttStill hesitating on going full Gasdiver by picking Caustic...could pick Exo Experts to run around faster...man, what's a fun thing to do.Maybe I should get the medium Siege-Ready armor later.Also what's a good shotgun? I remember hearing the Sweeper and the Double Freedom is pretty good? Might get the Sweeper.
>>579386551Try the shotties with mags first
>>579386551exo is easily top 3 warbonds
>>579386551Gas is meh. The grenade is good but I've never really felt like I need more than the orbital gas strike. The gas drone is a good safety net but I'd still prefer a guard dog over it. Breaker and Breaker s&p are both alright (the latter requires generalized support weapon assistance but is fun to magdump). Use short mags or drums. If you use the tube fed shotguns like the punisher or sweeper, make a habit of constantly reloading after firing a shot. It's a good habit for keeping your uptime high and doesn't stop you from firing when you need to.Always equip full chokes on shotties.
i'm finally level 150>>579386551Sweeper is great as long as you run siege ready or reinforced epaulettes passiveImo DF is meme pick since you need to constantly reload, it's only good if you want to rundiveEXO is imo 4th best WB (behind DD, CG, and SoF) gallant is okay at bugs, armour is great on spore subfaction, the mechs are very good though, also thumbs up emote
>>579386551I like the Halt. Medium penetration (good on a shotgun since some pellets will not go into the weak bits) and it has a second firing mode thats good to slow hordes or predator strains
>>579387163xmg and pissle carryglad we got more heavy secondary optionsgallant is kind of shit because med pen with high drag is a shit ideaif you're point blank you can rape weakpoints anyways
>>579387498>didn't censor the namesuh oh, bro is about to get e-raped by the disctroon army!
>>579387783Wonder who made this post.
>>579384626you could just ask me yknow
>>579388046it says Anonymous in the top lefthope this helps!
Can the spurdodiver drawfag draw more cute shit
>>579387498Fucking tourists man...Sweeper is a 1 shot full auto machine with mid range for which you don't need any extra crutches as you also have a double damage melee strike like holy shit how redit are you?
>>579388273We need a lewd drawfag but not the AI slop r*butt one
>*being a better Liberator Carbine in you're path*
>>579385129D7 pubbie spore bugs.D7 pubbie cyborgs.Your welcome.
>>579388407*yourspeak proper English, ESL
>>579388382that would require me turning on my cintiq instead of sipping coffee and eating reeses pieces. pretty hard sell
>>579388326>Extra crutchesReload time from 0 to fullmag is shitArmour passive helps prevent that downside
>>579388204Oh I didn't know I was playing with the aforementioned drawfag. You should do a doodle commemorating the total dominance of the worm with zaps while proportioning your goondiver in such a way that make our local sovlhaters seethe uncontrollably.
>2500 worthless botniggers not doing the MO
Guys... Sapper Pineapple Supply Pack is really fun
>>579388407the stats do be looking really similar but libcarn has faster initial velocity so suppressor can't be really better.
>>579388945You're on track to win by 108% during off hours, relax
>>579388945
>>579388204Can you tell your diver that I think she's cute? I'm too nervous to do it myself
>>579388945>The Game Master knows that there are large amounts of players who only play against certain factions, and accounts for that.>Please don't blame other players for strategical mishaps.
>>579388991>teamkilling is funI shan't listen to opinions of retards
>>579388945>bugfucker complaining about people not doing bug MOs
>>579389114>staying close to your teammates at all timesSkill issue
>>579389181>not staying close to your teammates at all timesI shan't listen to opinions of a retarded solotranny
>>579388945least annoying bugdiver
>>579389295>everyone that doesn't play how I play is a retarded tranny
>tfw no retarded tranny gf that I can rape mutliple times per day and (s)he would love it
>>579389318haven't been wrong yet :^)
>We lostBugdivers are truly useless. Even on their own front.
>>579388204make mention of how good of an arcmommy she is and how her arcbullies are the best and the cutest and would never ever ever harm a diver or a child. Someone needs to make a PSA about all of the abandoned arcbulls in shelters as they are being put down increasing rates(tragic!)
My fellow DOOMGODS... I need a status report on latest hopesissy delusions that are brewing. Been out of the loop recently.
>>579388407>Censor gets the same damage as the Diligence>Suppressor has 10 less damage than the Liberator
>>579389670Hopesissies have been completely and unequivocally raped after the "Devoid of Content" nothing burger update. DOOMGODS are in complete control.
I bring the bulletstorm with me to every mission for the benefit of my teammates. I will place one down by every reinforcement, I will place multiple down at objectives, I will place them down whenever you need them. And yes, I look like this.
>>579389670There is nothing... The last vestiges of cope, sheltered in heretofore unknowable depths of the hopesissy subconscious, have been deracinated and thoroughly expunged
>>579390248>tfw carefully craft my loadout to ensure I am prepared for everything and all my weapons are with good ammo economyWhile I appreciate your effort, I literally don't need your XMG. And the risk of dropping my support weapon to spray some XMG rounds down the rage, and then some retard taking it is just too high and has happened before even in /hdg/ lobbies.I will for sure use it on bricks or erad but for normal missions I don't have a moment where I wish someone dropped an XMG near me.
>>579388945>Bugchaser crying about useless playersLack of self awareness is indicative of a low IQ
>a modder fixed stratagem bouncing while AH is still assembeling an elite swede team to maybe fix it by the end of the year
>>579390594sex with nagatoro
>>579388671Look, it's cool that you suck at video games but some of us don't. Sweeper is a straight upgrade to every other shotgun in the game.The only good armor passive is democracy protects. The rest are just band aids for problems swiggers caused. I'd say you'll learn this but I doubt it, you seem dumb as fuck.
>>579379461Ebin organic nailbiter
>>579390594Cheaters had "fixed" stratagem bouncing more than a year ago by letting you edit a single variable that the developers themselves have in the game that is basically let_stratagems_stick_anywhere = true or false.Anyway, link to the mod?
>>579390594They will never "fix it" because its working as intended.
>>579390667implying she would want sex with someone like you?
>>579390868>implying igaf what she wants
I love using this thing for every mission and against every faction.
>>579390905>>579390868
>>579390594>Arrowhead fixes stratagem bouncing by using swedecode>Game crashes sometimes now when you throw a stratagem>Fire weapons deal no damage if you arent the host (AGAIN)
>>579390986BASED, I love my Doom Stick too
>>579390986wtf do you do when more than 5 enemies appear on the screen?besides getting raped.
>>579391138Gee golly, i haven't thought of that. I would need to move or reload, maybe do both.
I feel like I am going to cheat on my wife (Helldivers 2) and start having fun with my mistress (Warframe) again...
gas time
I need a map consisting entirely of the colony.
>>579391343you're legs look a little bit fucked up
>>579391413you're just seeing things.
>>579391343smelldiver
>>579391638I know EXACTLY why your legs are fucked up
>Even Leddit knows
>>579392091are those pantyhose? or is it just a graphical glitch?
>>579392169because this mod causes the brawn version to have fucky textures, pic from a fren, not mine
>>579392275both are HOT
>>579392275mod link NOW
I like the eagle cluster strike. Its very aesthetically pleasing to look at
>>579392380>eagle cluster>pyrotechs>ABRL
I know why there are so many braindead retards voting for the DSS to move to the MO planet AFTER the mission will be over, but why are so many people voting for Brilliance? Wasn't that the failed operation from a few hours ago or yesterday or whatever? Why not vote for Zefia for the defense mission, or Achernar Secundus that's liberating itself and has 40% done already?
>>579392380only usable on /hdg/ lobbies though, pubbies seem to gravitate towards the beacon like mothdivers to a tesla tower
>>579392547>ABRLMy favourite support weapon :D
Is it morally and socially acceptable to start solofagging when someone brings ARBL?
>>579392162The video
>>579392721Its for your own goodIf anything ABDL users should be soloing
>>579392721no, you should be performing assisted reload since they're graciously carrying your useless ass
>>579392776Based SEAF gunning down a deserter
>Listen to sloptuber about what he considers "difficulty">He unironically mentions picking up samples as a difficultyThis playerbase is so retarded.
>>579392776Don't know why, but I laughed.
>>579392721Just dont stand where the enemies are.In general i say 1 dead teammate per 100-150 enemies killed is acceptable collateral damage
Thank you, buGODs
>still needs medals self-report
>>579388945>doing the MOHigh Command can suck my weeweeI drop where I goddamn please, at what difficulty I please
MO when?
>>579393892NOW
>>579388820
>>579393217>listen to sloptuber
>>579394860>Ohdough post-op bottom surgery (brave and stunning!)
>>579395043
>>579394860>>579395043>>579395165rent-free
The Heldlivers... hold planets! It's in their name!
>>579395307Fuck, I had my suspicions this was a chinese knockoff for some time... anyone got the store link to the real Helldivers 2?
>>579395307>However, no dissidents were found or apprehendedHmmmmmm....
>>579395307heldlive service done right
>>579395307Cool fucking story, faggots
>>579395415>Hmmmmmm....What's on your mind, helldiver?
>>579392091You're only HALF-correct. I do wish this one has the haz-mat colors same as the Hazdiva, but you either get the nice curves with plain bodysuit, or the leaner one with nice colors.
>>579395165>>579394860Malding
>>579394860Its funny to listen to them because of how dumb they are. Someone asked him how the game is in crisis if the game still has so many players and he just deflected the question.
>>579379738lollmao
>>579395534I... think they were using the bugs as a distraction so they can hide on another planet!
We botdiving now?
>>579395848A very correct strategic observation!>*puts Senator back into his holster*
>had to half the MO requirement for it to complete>not even attempting to hide it>added auto complete +0.5 seaf modifier on several planets >don't even need to play them to win>+5% bot push that is impossible to stop even if every single player went to the planet Err based?
>>579396001The only good faction yes.
>>579395415There were no dissidents, the TCS+ just doesn't work because SE is incompetent! Haha! Isn't that funny? Why aren't you laughing?!
AND NOW, THE GALACTIC ANTHEM OF SUPER EARTH:[Intro]Freedom must reign over every last starThrough citizen's blood spilled in our righteous warsHonor their deaths, do your parts for the cause[Verse 1]Steadfast support of our regimeIs how humankind will reign supremeNo questions or doubts shall be allowedTraitors will all be disavowed[Chorus]Managed democracy is the true pathAll who resist it shall suffer our wrathWhite, yellow, blue, flying on all the worldsJustice and hope are forever unfurled[Verse 2]Our way of life, galaxy-widePaved with the skulls of those who've diedUnslakable tide of Super Earth prideA torrent that can't be satisfiedWe sacrifice for paradiseAnything less will not sufficeCitizens rise, liberty riseSuper Earth, rise up to the skies[Outro]Stay free!
>>579395307>HeldliversAt least we know it was written manually
>>579396320Gemini often makes mistakes like that
>>579396164>scripted win for bugfuckers>scripted loss for botfagsbusiness as usual, I see
what fucking retard decided to tie detailed weapon stats to the weapon customization menu and then release a bunch of weapons that can't be customized
>>579393217>Slop tubers say the 40k bond is S tier>Only 1 of them admits he gets early access and free bonds because of the creator program>Can't literally see him avoiding saying anything negative to protect his access passWhy won't they just admit they are paid shills? It's not hard. Glazing for free shit is the norm these days.40k bond is shit btw. Las gun is trash, melta is mid, mine is mid, bolter has no utility so why the fuck would anyone bring it over the alternatives? Grit is a crutch.
It is 2026 and I am once again begging into the dead void for a loadout system.No, I don't want to waste time changing my armor, primary, secondary and throwable every time I want to jump between factions, or change up my playstyle.
>>579396604>40k bond is shit btw. Las gun is trash, melta is mid, mine is mid, bolter has no utility so why the fuck would anyone bring it over the alternatives? Grit is a crutch.Actual fucking horrendous skill issue across the board.
>get the anti-strat bounce mod>chinkdivers that usually try to join my pub lobby consistently timeout>american/euro names can join just fineThis mod may have more benefits than anticipated.
>SEAF on bots>SEAF REINFORCEMENT DEPLETED DEPLOYING SEAF, LOW SEAF REINFORCEMENT DEPLOYING SEAF, SEAF REINFORCEMENT DEPLETED DEPLOYING SEAF-For the love of god, don't send them to bots anymore its a massacre
>>579396604>The crutch diver is baffled and confused when his sidearm is for efficiently killing small-medium enemies and not trivializing large enemies or closing spawners
God I love ABRL
>>579396781Do they kill the bots at all?
>>579396893They kept getting wiped out aside from the occassional hulk and war strider kill with EATthey just don't handle shield devs and constant return fire that well
>>579396604>mine is midGenuine retard. It is op as fuck
Rape all ARBL users
>>579396604This guy has to be baiting right?
>I use AMR>rape all AMR users>I use epoch>rape all epoch users>I use literally anything>always rapewhy...
>>579396864Based>>579397334Collateral damage
>>579396215I think this anthem SUCKS
>>579394860>>579395043>>579395165Sorry I raped you, anons.
Well, we did it apparently.Whats the new stratagem?
>>579398092nigga we still need to win 2 more MOs for the stratagem
>>579398146nigga what?im sick fighting bugs.
Why is this general so obsessed with rape?
>>579398292Thats nothing tho
>>579398292if you think that's bad you should visit destiny's general
>>579397514Because nothing else works anymore!We live in a society where the only threat somebody gives a fuck about is rape.Everyone is scared of rape.Nobody wants to get raped.Thus, raping someone is the only from of discussion we can handle.
>>579390594>>579390752https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/15676Not sure what sort of black magic that was used to create this and there are several people in the posts being highly skeptical of it. The creator in question barely provides a description and says he is too lazy to record a video of it working. But apparently it really does work for the most part as it does not entirely get rid of bouncing but seems to severely negate it
>>579398292>not gay sex with hats on
Rape all supply pack usersRape all thermite usersRape all ONS usersRape all ultimatul usersRape all quasar cannon usersRape all eagle strafing run usersRape all RR usersRape all 120mm barrage users
>>579398437but I'm a maso slut?
>Strafing Run bounces>Angle goes in anyfuck direction>Kills a teammate
>>579395668abdosisters sound off
>>579398664>>Strafing Run bounces>>Angle goes in anyfuck directionThis shit gets me everytime. Not only its bounces, you don't know where its gonna come from anyway. You can only pray for the best.
>>579398664>Angle goes in anyfuck directionNo, actually it is quite predictive - if your strafing run bounces, then the direction will be decided EXACTLY when it finally lands and sticks taking into account your CURRENT position in that exact moment. Then strafing run will go into direction from your current position direct path to your stratagem.As you can tell, it will still feel "random" but atleast with this information you can predict whether something bad will happen or not.
>>579398719It will go in the direction it bounced in. If you keep track of it as it flies you'll be able to tell and dive before the Eagle "never misses" you.
When do they make old MO rewards available for the lazy fags
>>579398825Never, fuck you.
>>579396781>drop in front of Vox Convoy>SEAF reinforcements inbound
>>579396781>it seems like you just keep feeding SEAFies to the bots, high command
My ABRL never leaves flak mode
>>579396781I figured SEAF were going to rape bots due to their accuracy being okay, guess I was wrong...
>>579396781I only played a casual D6 solo to relax after the work, and geez, even there SEAFies survive maybe a minute or two. If there's a drop with a cyborg commander all your SEAFies will be dead in seconds.Can't imagine the slaughter on D10, a single vox nigger can probably wipe out a SEAF drop in one attack
>>579398912:(
>>579396893they throws smoles, stims and sometimes nades or rpg
>>579390594>fixStratagem bouncing is an intended feature implemented to stop players from placing turrets in locations that are "too advantageous," because the swiggers have set their germano-autism on eradicating anything that is fun or even slightly overpowered for the player.
>Cross-mapping Vox Engines with the two-tap on their cannonsI apologize SPEAR I did not recognize your game.
>>579399257>stop players from placing turrets in locations that are "too advantageous,"I thought this was a muh realism game, placing sentries on high ground is such an obvious and realistic thing to do
>>579389026
>>579399365Ah you see the realism begins and ends based on Swedish spite. If it's an active detriment and realistic, such as the whole wasted magazine system and reload interrupts preventing a full cock of the gun, then it's included. If it's a net positive and realistic, like placing sentries on top of high ground, then that "doesn't fit the design ethos."
>>579398664>hasn't happened to me once since installing the modfuck that noise and fuck that specific gripe, now I choose where it fucking lands.
>>579398815Well you can simply not move, though usually when such a thing occurs the situation will likely require you to move, or if the ball lands at your feet.
>>579399140>Not gambling with shooting it in the air in cluster mode in a nearly 90 degree angle to maybe not kill yourself
>>579396781>>579396985>>579398959>>579399045>>579399147I blame the swedes for this they prob wanted to have their Clone War fantasyUnlike Clone Troopers vs Seperatist Droids, which was *kinda* a quality vs quantity war, unfortunately SEAF vs Automatons are more of a shit vs high quality-quantity war, with Helldivers being somewhat equivalent to ARC Troopers
>>579399401Make her butt even bigger
>>579399401>>579400192In fact, draw her struggling to fit her fat ass inside a Hellpod.
>>579394038based drawfag
Why is the "no stratagem bounce fix" mod so fucking vague with how he accomplished it?>hurrrr uhhhh I am using the regular "patching" for getting mods into the game just like any other cosmetic mod bro!okay, makes sense>"See it has to come down to the literal bits and bytes of the binary files - hex/binary editing, that's how a lot of what I do gets done."Okay so this is more than just a cosmetic mod if you are altering binary files.Bro might have just unironically made the toggle that cheat menus have as a permanent mod and decided to call it a day.Explains the vagueness I guess.I am not defending AH, just a bit angry that the creator is being so vague about it. Probably trying to escape the banhammer of nexus tranny jannies. I am using it either way.
>throw strategem beacon IN FRONT of me>going against all logic, reason, and hundreds of hour of gameplay experienced before this exact moment: eagle strafing run begins BEHIND the beaconanother 50 million inbred mudslime goatfuckers to sweden
Do impalers not have a head to target with EATs?
>>579400939one hit kill on this part
>>579400939Just wait for him to show the meat
>>579400984>>579401046Ooh, okay.
>>579399739>with Helldivers being somewhat equivalent to ARC TroopersWhy not Clone Commandos?
My first time on the bot front; that's a lot of giant striders. Still trying to figure out how to deal with them aside from just caling down a Solo Silo on one, but then I'm dry for the next 10 striders on the field for 3 minutes.
>>579401146neither seems accuratenone of them had a personal venator on standby ready to provide fire/air support at a moment's notice
>>579401418Warstriders? There are plenty of ways to deal with them without necessarily using a Solo Silo, even a Railgun can work. Even a medium pen. primary.
>>579401573With a medium pen primary? no shit? Time to get intimate and learn where to aim on them.
>>579401579>content
>>579401579>warbond that was promised as a part of previous roadmap is now considered as """""NEW"""""" warbond that will be a part of this roadmapYOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>579401579New warbond, just two weeks away?I can't wait.
>>579401621Leg joints, but they'll take quite a bit of punishment with AP3 to break. You're better off taking EATs/RR and going for cockshots.
>throw down supply and turret beacons>supply beacon refuses to catch on impact and rolls before finally activating>turret beacon also refuses to catch despite landing on level viable ground>the bounce fix reveals that the game can just randomly turn off your strategem's ability to even land correctly for lul randumzI FUCKING KNEW ITI KNEW I WASN'T GOING CRAZY WHENEVER I THREW ONE ON PERFECTLY LEVEL GROUND AND IT DECIDED TO FUCKING BOUNCE.
>>579401621Using regular bullets is a waste of time, just make Ultimatum/Queersaar/RR/EAT a permanent part of your bot loadout and you will be much better off.
>ywn sex up a squid againI miss the voidvros
>>579401579>new warbond in septemberYou just fucking know they will release it on September 30th
>>579401579Medic bond when?>Stim Shotgun>Angel Dog Stratagem>Stim Dispenser Emplacement
>>579401621With a medium pen. primary it can take some magazines depending on the weapon. You can use...yeah, almost anything as long as you hit the right spots. The hip joints are the weakest since they are medium pen., you can use railgun, AMR, probably MG too; classic picks being EAT and Recoiless Rifle between the legs and Spear probably one-shots them too.
>>579401579Furry warbond when?
Favorite way to deal with side objs?
>>579402013I would rather they just make the stim pistol useable without having to beg your teammates to stand still.
>>579398292It is the only way to reclaim lost izzat
>>579402287Get weaved, nigga.
>>579402013>>579402287real, just please give it a little bit of homing in capabilitiesnot muchjust stop requiring railgun precision in order for it to reach a teammate.
>>579402372Only if it can also target enemies and heal them
>>579402013I just want the REP-80 man
>>579399739it's the clone wars but 90% of the droids are supers
>>579401579so uhis 7.0 not what we've already done?
>>579402356I could watch this for hours.
>>579401579>Releasing the roadmap AFTER the main event>Void isn't coming back>This was the last squid update for the yearLMAOOOOOOO
>>579400275This is a funny idea
>>579401579>OctoberSo something is actually going to happen on liberty day?
>>579403068they will re-release the anniversary armor from 2 years ago lol
>>579401579>Major update in december>Automaton iconHoping for new Cyborg enemies, an attack on Super Earth and the ASS to return and actually play a big part
>>579402862Hopefully the last squid update untill they turn them into a real faction or scrap them.
>>579402356>console pleb thinks it can aim like the big boyscute
>>579401579New warbond on september 30th? Sasuga sweden, lazy faggots
>>579398453It doesn't work. All it does is reduce the timer before the strat ball expires.
>>579403659So far it makes my EAT stratagem stick to hulks and chargers consistently when without the mod that was like a 50/50 crapshoot
lobby dokorandoms are extra retarded and bad today
>>5794015792 Warbounds for the whole rest of the year. Holy shit are we fucked
>>579401579Didn't AH say that Legendary warbonds don't interfere with the schedule for normal warbonds? Exo released at the end of aprils and we usually get a new one every 6-8 weeks. Even with the FRV warbond turned into MO reward there should be a new warbond ready to go by now.
>september>no date
>>579404078I saw it
>>579404437it will 100% be September 30th.Screenshot me.
>do D10 bots with random>level 15>level 28>level 31why are these niggers here
>>5794047431-30 is only a 3000% error margin.
>>579404743nah cant be but they might pull a 27th
>>579396893they take couple out before going out, if any bot hits them they get staggered into oblivion
>>579401579>October>Update 7.2>New EnemyAlready leaked, giga hiveguards and fat scavengers
>>579400592>Why is the "no stratagem bounce fix" mod so fucking vague with how he accomplished it?Huh? He quite literally says that he just changed the physics for the stratagem ball so it can't slide or bounce.
Its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el_mmjEnJ7s
why these niggas in my D10 lobbieswhat the fuck is upis there a prestige system now to reset your account
>>579405068buy an ad
>>579405142squids are so easy everyone can get to d10
>>579405347Remember the Super Earth invasion?>only actual difference between D1 and D10 is whether one or three leviathans spawn
>Starting to actively not wanna fight on planets that don't have a seaf platoonIt's just not as fun and chaotic without em.Seaf deployments for the DSS when?
>>579391343Brapdiver
>>579404926>Crossplay on>Why are smelly browns in my game?You wanted them
>>579404994Shouldn't it say "new enemies" tho? We're probably only getting one of these
>>579405068>opens ai-genned twitter images and talks about them as if they were officialkekypow!
>>579405347that D10 bugs on brilliance you know the fucking nigga strain
Remember when people thought the flavor text was going to lead to anything of substance?
>>579406539No.
>>579405068Why do these caveman's videos always start off with him in random locations and doing random activities?
>>579406539After the bug MO and the bot MO after that we'll surely have an update to the science team...
>>579401579>>579406539Remember when people seriously thought we were getting Cultists
>>579406539NAH BRO, MISSIONS ABOARD THE DSS COMING BRO! AH IS COOKING BRO!
>made another new steam account last night for the fresh helldiver experience>game is instantly fun againYeah they really need to introduce a prestige system yesterday. I would 100% reset my account and have to unlock all my warbond shit again I don't care. This is way better, having to pick up samples and actually have shit to upgrade and unlock.
Cultists status?
>>579407014scrapped
>>579406539>Dude they're totally gonna come back on Tuesday! That's update day! >O-Okay, but they're totally gonna come back during the eclipse, just look at this lighting error on Super Earth! >A-Alright but they're totally gonna come back during Gamescom, A-Arrowhead always shows stuff during it! >W-Well, u-uh, then they're totally g-gonna do something epic with the DSS, just watch! The humiliation ritual will continue until basic pattern recognition improves.
Do you ever play stealth?
>>579406909>boughted it again award
Update 8 is when they introduce armor color / camo options, trust. Apple flavored apples is their policy but they have never said never to finally letting weirdly colored pieces match other sets.
>>579407074Remembering things and adjusting expectations is antisemistic.
>>579405068>ThordanWhy the fuck would you even dare post this clickbait faggot?
>>579407115When playing solo. It's pointless to try in groups. And even then it's usually limited to something like sneaking up on a detector tower, calling in the hellbomb, arming it and running away
Why is the grenade-launcher battlement so slow to extend
>custom updateits called "arsenal mod manager"
>>579407762There's zero reason the GL attachment should be off-limits until it fully extends. The thing is practically unusable in anything but Evacuate missions because of this mechanic.
>>579407867that shits cancer niggaall I want is black and yellow color schemes for every armor set
>>579401579>half the roadmap is already out>"new enemies"a whole TWO enemies released...>(october) "NEW ENEMY"one WHOLE new enemy (terminid)how does AH do it? are they competiting with GTA 6 for how massive their releases are? bros i can't believe it...
>>579407886There is a reason, it's just a bad one.
>>579408043they simply do nothing
>>579407961then add itor are you too stupid to change a color pallet?
>>579408043That single bug enemy is probably going to be some subfaction reskin as well
>>579385568nigger bable kill yourself
>>579408340Swedish spite?
Help me, anons!https://streamable.com/vy8den
>>579401579I think someone needs to show Arrowhead what REAL roadmaps look like. This kind of low-effort garbage ain't doing SHIT to build hype.
>>579396604wrong
>>579408773>bringing a marksman rifle to cyborgsdeserved
>>579408630Actually plain incompetence and laziness in this case. Someone worked very hard on that animation and timed the use to its extension finishing.But nobody playtested it. If anybody had, they would immediately have noticed the problem.But it's a launch green nobody uses, so they never noticed it.
>>579408832Can't halt the grind on dogshit weapons just because of a faction change, my dude.
>>579408543KAMIKAZE SPORE SHRIEKERS
>>579408773kek
>>579408773Your rock solid?
>>579408043I hope it's something ranged or close-attack that makes bugdivers seethe
>>579409205>Pay to lose armor
>>579409229stalkers infused with squid tech that have ablative armor on their face and can teleport behind you
>>579408773you fucked up by getting surroundedthe hyena is great at killing cyborgs with a reliable one shot headshot and a two shot helmet-head combojust hold sprint and optionally dive if taking fire
lobby steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244005603863/76561198088743
>>579391343Hellsharter
good god pubbies are embarassing>bring spear>killing dropships left and right>pubbies can't stop the chaff from calling in another drop>can't stop the bots from dropping two voxes on top of spawn>can't stop bots from rushing gens>have to stop providing support to go deal with bots on gens>pubbies take up every single life dying to pointless shit>come out of it with 400 kills, pubbies have a collective 100 because they kept dying and leavinggenuinely embarassing, no wonder we lost cyber stan
A roleplay stealthdiver build has occurred to me>Redacted Regiment armor>R-72 Censor marksman rifle>Solo Silo>Orbital EMS Strikeand I'm not sure about the last two slots>Backpack of choice (personally) + AMR/Railgun>Eagle 500kg + Orbital Railcannon?I accept criticisms (never stealthdived before)
>>579408543Spore Burst DragonroachNow with 50% more HP and constant flyby knockdowns
>>579409787if the dragonroach took a support role instead of a rape everyone and leave role by dropping spores with its breath attack that'd actually be kind of cool
>>579409673>stealthdiver>orbs
>>579409673I've used a similar build. For the backpack I went with the portable hellbomb.
Gib holodeck to test weapons and stratagems so we can tell if they're trash or not without watching a cringy sloptuber already
>>579401579>New biome Ok so it's terminids. Which already existing biome is getting a piss/fart filter and being called new?
>>579409990it's a rape dungeon. but only (you) can go there. and only (you) are getting raped.
>>579410131Yay!
>>5794093892/4
>>579409990Are there any left? Oh shit super earth cities getting brapped!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4039200/Exterminauts/helldivers 2 killer confirmed???
>>579409990Fart Swamp biome.It's exactly like the existing swamp gas biome, except spouts are fucking everywhere, they passively deal gas and acid damage ticks (only to players), reduce armor level by 1 (only to players), and explode into plumes of acid and fire damage.Also no SC spawns at all.
>>579410417>behaviour interactivePFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>579407223>he thinks I bought the game againLmao. You just make a new steam account and family share the game to yourself.
>>579408773>shorty playing helldivers
>>579410417I can't think of a single time when "x game killer" actually killed a game. All the big ones like Halo only ever died because the devs went full retard and killed the game themselves.
>>579408812>The raped returns to be raped again
>>579409920From my limited experience, I thought orbitals don't draw attention to your location, and in fact, like sentries, draw their own aggro. I remember throwing an orbital on bugs and voteless that aren't active will cluster around the strategem sphere?Well, if orbital EMS doesn't work, can't really pull a Lockdown ability that doesn't make noise... as far as I know.
>>579410634Welcome back
>>579409389(You) should enlist now!
>>579407961It's called Helldiverized Armor. Add the mod.>>579410417I don't think this has the sauce. Doesn't look like it has much soul and doesn't have anything truly unique like the war or stratagems.
Why don't secondaries and support weapons get attachments? I want the HMG to be slightly less shit
>>579410417Exterminot playing
>>5794093893/4
>>579410526I can't wait to see how they fuck this up.
>>579410417>Behaviorhttps://youtu.be/nvVABjafCp0
>spend untold amounts of money and time developing the cultists>they pass every check and meeting>they're finished and ready to be released>sven has a a meltdown when the release is just around the corner after losing his third D3 playtest in a row>the faction is actually scrapped>replace the Cultists with a barebones, outsourced and unfinished zombieslop faction>blame it all on a fantasy mismatch despite being perfectly capable of fitting them all together and/or pivoting the cultists into elite units that command their underlings>constantly tease their players in some form with hope that there might be more>there never isGenuinely what the fuck is wrong with Arrowhead? Why won't they release them?
>>579410417Claude - code me a Helldivers 2 ripoff along with a trailer
>>579409673For me? It's>BugsReduced Signature passivePrimary: Suppressor ARSecondary: Re-EducatorThrowable: ThermiteStratagems: Eagle 110mm Rockets, MG Sentry, Speargun, Supply Pack>BotsReduced Signature passivePrimary: CensorSecondary: Missile PistolThrowable: DynamiteBooster: Concealed InsertionStratagems: Commando, EAT, Leveller, Portable Hellbomb>SquidsReduced Signature passivePrimary: Suppressor ARSecondary: SOCOMThrowable: Gas GrenadeStratagems: Eagle Airstrike, C4, MG Sentry, Orbital Laser
>>579410951fuck that, tell Claude to make a HD2 clone that you can add all the missing features to
>>579410951I'm sorry I cannot fulfill this request, as it contains fascism and media literacy.
>>579410592Labelling yourself (or people labeling your game as) an "xyz killer" will almost always lead to failure, as you will be drawing an extreme amount of negative attention, usually ire, upon yourself.
>>579409673>Backpack of choiceJump pack to get to into objective areas from other angles
>>579410417>parryslop enemies and bossesno thank you.
>>579410927they are swedes.
>>579410417>that player and enemy movementSorry but I don't want to play video games that have 2012-tier AI programming with set paths for enemies.Shit doesn't feel dymanic and free like in helldivers 2 at all.
>We don't wanna have FOMO in our game>Fast forward>Now introducing limited time rewards (Will be made available a year later probably) >Limited time enemy events (Entire biome with related missions shelved away)So how much longer til they start doing FOMO warbonds?
the only ARs I got left to grind to 25 are the Libconc and the Pacifier, which one is more painful?
>>579412126they did that with killzone at first but then realized that they can make more money by NOT having it FOMO lmaoswedes only think in profit and money
>>579406865>
>>579410927I 100% believe at the current rate, AH has no intentions of pivoting towards Cultists. The hatemob in favor of bringing them back isn't large or loud enough, and I have seen people countersignal the demands for Cultists, saying we just need more Illiminate content, no one cares about the Cultists specifically. It is a shame too, because this would be one of the few times a hatemob to change the game would be deserved.
There has never been a time that DOOMGODS lost.They are always right.
>>579412126People demanded FOMO content because they hated that stratagems were in warbonds. Those people were fucking morons.
>Remember what they took from you.
>>579410927Probably because zombieslop has wider appeal. Bugs are zombie adjacent and they're the most popular factionEventually they'll dust off the shelved cultists for the games 4 year anniversary and half the playerbase will praise the swiggers for "listening to what the community wants".
>>579412126>devs plan for something that won't piss of people long term>BUT WE WAAAAAAAAANT TO BE PISSED OFF LONG TERM>okay>devs make it inaccessible>WHHHHHYYYYYYYY DID YOU MAKE IT INACCESSIBLE AND PISS ME OFF LONG TERMeither this game dies with all the shitters complaining about not being violated enough or it recovers and the day it does they get pressured into an heroingno inbetween
>>579412686This is what all the cultist hype is about?Zombie slop but 4 arms, flying overseer, but it doesn't even shoot, and blue beams to warn you that a shot is coming?Arrowhead made the right choice canning them.
>>579412865And the crazy part is that the well for content is only going to get drier and drier even though we barely get anything for this game as it is. They are working on the next game now, and they are just doing low effort content to wring us of microtransaction money while we dont even have the real 3rd faction yet. I fucking hate Swedes so god damn much.
>>579403242Well we did have leaks awhile back of two new automaton. One was a Cyborg Commedant, looks just like regular cyborgs but more visual armor and a commedant hat (looks like the hat 40k commedants wear) and the other leaked unit was the big fat one with pudgy legs, flamer and circular saw; instead of a robot head it has a cyborg human head
>>579412581No they fucking didn't you tourist.Back during the first few months after launch, there were stratagems that were unlocked for everyone from MO completion. That's what people wanted back, not "haha better participate AND win this line of MOs to get a helmet that you might not get otherwise".
>>579413390Nice bait
What do you bring to squids?
>>579413667Stalwart rapes them 24/7
>>579413441Yes they did, it made the MOs even more important to the forever diver who thinks that MOs are the game's real content. Even what you were asking for is just as lame of an ask as what it is now.
>>579413613Then what are we hyped for in cultists? Because that webm looked more lame and barebones than regular squids.Enlighten me on what i'm missing here.
>>579413432Does any of you buddies have the images?
>>579413841Something that's not lame ass zombies for the 3rd time
This Zefia defense isn't even close to possible, Jesus Christ.
>>579413989You can't see the flamer or circulair saw on this one, but this is it.
if we had cultists from the beginning whiners would be begging for appropriators and voteless
>>579414261it wasn't meant to be. It's just a way to get people playing something in the interim between MOs, and also give bot players more planets to dive on. Bots only have like 6 or 7 right now, iirc.
I am scared of fighting bots with randos...
>>579413390>>579413841the level of baiting on hdg has trully fallen
>>579414148The 4 armed guys are just running at the guy like zombies.
ahaha that's so funny, the vox engine flying sarcophagus that flies aways at """"random"""" when it dies perfectly landed on me twice in a row, lolz so random xd
>>579414261yeah, why are we even here
>>579415102Playing D10 with randos below level 100 is the true D11 experience
>>579415290It's not random. It targets the host.
>>579414261Welcome to the botfront
>>579404926There seems to be a lot of noobsacles. I have randomly joined into 2 of them repeatedly dying to their own mines.
>>579415120Leak sissies seem to be coping extra hard lately.
>>579415365WRONGplaying D7 on pubs spores or cyborgs is the true hidden D11 difficulty
Don't tell me i need to go alone myself
>>579404994>giga hiveguards and fat scavengersthis image was a fan creation, not a leak
>>579415609MAKEALOBBYRETARD
>>579415685HOW
>>579415609Do you fags never use the globe thingy to search for games?
>>579415734
>>579415836Sometimes.
Squids should have been the quality over quantity faction. Strong units that are trickier to take down but don't spawn in large numbers, which would play into them almost being extinct but having enough time to train themselves to become great warriors instead of a zombieslop horde faction
>>579415836there are no ongoing missions, somehow>>579415878nigger
>>579415998retard-kun
>>5794093893/4 last long misson
>>579415964>less enemies in a hordeshooterCultist cope.
>>579416101blame torwald
>>579409389>>579416131I shan't join a consolenigger lobby
>>579416190Based, i hate these faggot hosts that leave crossplay on when hosting.
pathetic samefag
>>579415489>sarcophagus prioritize hosts>the new illuminate zombies have guaranteed hits on hosts only>breaches and stuff is heavily biased towards hosts>the whole rupture strain bullshitAt this point I wouldn't be surprised if basic game mechanics like enemy injury rate is also increased against hosts only
Liberate the squid front, fags. They got multiple planets with 0% resistance
>turn off data sharing option>Nprotect doesn't allow the game to launchincredible
>from 4 bot front sectors to 6>Nobody does anything about itWell it was nice while it lasted
>>579413989>>579414687These are rather old leaks but it's the only Automoton "enemies" that come to mind they might be releasing in October. Granted, being that they completely removed cultists these too could have easily been scrapped.>Note the leak post on the Discord
>>579416634>7% of the players on squid frontded fucking faction
>>579416829No one likes playing on the bot front Anon. Only aspies who want to prove they're skilled and the British play on the bot front because they can't help themselves to constantly reenact WWI and WWII along with the Germans.The majority of the player base enjoy bugs because the 1:1 comparison to Starship Troopers and Aliens. Every normie and casual I know hate bots because of the ragdoll
>>579416829>no snow planet>no moon planetThey haven't taken back enough yet.
>should be trying to retake brilliance while we can>DSS is parked on a planet we can't defend >half the bug divers aren't even on brillianceWhat causes this?
>>579413841let me spoonfeed youhttps://arca.live/b/helldivers2/167454658
>>579416957Especially after the "Void Update" being a complete blunder and dud
>>579417103>No one likes playing on the bot front AnonYet it has almost 40% of the players with no MO going on
>>579417134Why should we take Brilliance when we can take bore rock, which has less HP and less decay and do a siege liberation, use your brain once in a while.
>have a big ass war map>impossible to change it in any way because its scripted to be impossible unless more than 50% of the active players are on 1 planet>even then the devs fuck with the numbers because its just not enough to rail road players the shit they want the players to play>they need too make sure to disincentivize anyone playing anything not in their script>no way at all to take a random planet without the dev manually changing the values to 0>which they wont do unless its a streamer eventthe eternal swigger
>>579417331If that's from the last few days it's probably because it's the first time we've had SEAF on their front and people want to see how they interact with Automotons?
>>579417209>enemies get height advantange on maps with tall structures>arrowhead doggedly insists on not letting us give ourselves an ounce of tactical advantageThe only outcome I would've cared for if Cultists had dropped like they were supposed to is that the following outrage would finally knock AH out of their stubborness to not allow us to fucking climbBut knowing what I do: I think they still would've wriggled their way out of giving us that even with an enemy demonstrating CLEAR climbing and height advantage.
>>579401579>half the road map is 2 weeks old already>nothing for November because the devs will be too busy twerking on dead hookers in grab that auto>everything else is literally "warbond tomorrow"This is to go even further beyond parody...this is...HUMILIATION RITUAL
>>579417809I still can't comprehend why there are so many people on Reddit and else where so readily prepare to defend Arrowheads honor and their stupidity.Most recent similarity I've seen are players defending Star Citizen still even after their newest shit
>>579416957>make faction. >completely scrap them because it did not fit, "muh fantasy." >remake them into a worse version of the bugs. Maybe if every single enemy unit they had together made up more than half a completed faction, people would play squids more.
>>579417969Once you understand that izzat can only be taken from another, you understand why.
>>579417969>Most recent similarity I've seen are players defending Star Citizen still even after their newest shitDid the finally declare it a scam or something?
>>579418139Fuck off with aspies being triggered because its a famous YouTuber.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OYU38dGlBIThen after that thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfh36ncNZFU
I havent played in a month and I feel like I cant dive as well anymoreIm finishedIm cookedIm unc
>>579417969lol, Reddit is the absolute worst about it. They recently made a Helldivers circlejerk sub, but forgot that it's supposed to satire comically stupid posts. So now it's entirely populated by people that got banned from lowsodium for toxic positivity, who are making up guys to get mad at.
I gotta be honest chief, I don't know where I'm supposed to shoot a Fact Strider from a distance with a rocketSometimes I hit two legs and it falls oversometimes I spend every disposable rocket strategem in my pocket and it hasn't fallen overAm I just retarded expecting it'd be at least somewhat obvious where to shoot, or is this bad game design
>>579418516It's not worth coming back to.The most recent big update promised three new enemy types and new biomes. Instead we got two enemies that are another human, space zombie for Illuminate that were ripped from two other games (Dead Space and Skyrim) and they completely forgot to release the third.Then the "new biomes" turned out to be two reskinned biomes (different flora colors) and the third being a hastily slapped together AI generated planet.Then the entire, giant update wrapped embarrassingly quickly and a one-off, depressed out of game cutscene of some bored developer reading off a paper how we won (think teacher from Ferris Beullers Day off) while the void is completely gone and Arrowhead IS STILL ADVERTISING the Void still being in-game when its not at all.Now we're getting some boring bug update in September and then a "big" update in October for Automotons with literally a single new enemy they're going to release.
>>579418767The eyeball and face cannonsThe side between legsUnderbelly I also feel like it just dies to random bullshit if 2 guys are firing at it willy nilly
>AC>blow up three radiators behind vox engine head and the one under its belly>it's still thereSo how do I kill this thing?
>>579417103Botdivers are more skilled though.
>>579418920The 3 bottom vents when destroyed open up a vent hatch for nades to be tossed in that'll kill it.Same with the top vents, theres a hatch up there too. However damage done to the vents transfer to the main HP pool so sometimes you can finish em off with by dealing high damage to an undestroyed vent. But if you want a really easy way just use an eagle strafing run or gatling barrage on em. Two blasts from the meltagun to their ass works too.
Why are a majority of squid divers going for Karlia? I'd rather start with Genesis Prime seeing it's closer to SE and also had 0% decay
>>579418860Fug so I missed out on the void stuff I never fought the new squids, still a chance to learn even if void is gone?Im not a total doomer I still like the game I just havent had a good chance to get a full op's time inJust only time to play little switch games
>>579419361The new enemy types were a sub-faction so you'll only ever see them if there's a modifier for them on a planet or if the void comes back. They were mid beyond mid.The Dead Space enemy played identical to a reskinned bug enemy along with its AI and the other was a reskinned Giant from Skyrim, including its club.
>>579399401You automatically die with a missing leg. Fucking bullshit armors.
>>579419491Yeah I saw clips of themZad..Any idea on the next big thing?
>>579419160Also let it be noted that the variable can overkill the vents with the allout mode and actually kill a vox by shooting the vents.
>>579419736Scroll up they did a roadmap, we're getting something in September for the games anni but I have 0 confidence it'll be anything good.
>bottrannies are once again fumbling one defense after anotherSome things just never change.
>reddit spacing>is retardedsome things never change indeed
>>579420275Uh oh, stinky.Clean it up MOjannies.
>>579409389gg actualteamworkdiversvox status = rapedpubbies would never
>Get a strategic SE victory>"Well actually SE is super stupid, so you guys actually lost anyway."It's all so tiresome...
>>579421059How is this a joke
>rando pub>more than 10 different people came and left after dying
Do we know what stratagem we're getting for that last MO?Being that it's Arrowhead and how much they hate their player base my money is on the caltrops.
>>579421059>win galactic war AH just turns off servers gg divers
>>579421310Ehrm it's le desync you see, yes you're the host but it's le desync, my source is that I made it the fuck up.
What’s it like playing with you guys, no Sam Hyde tier ironic answers or jokes or anything, I’m seriously considering finding new friends to play this game
How the fuck do i turn this notification off? Im trying to fuckin drive and they put this fig newton sticker shit on my windshield.
>>579421460Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this.The constant Sam Hyde clone-tier responses from incel autists gets tiring beyond word.
>>579421498fucking pictures
>>579421460>>579421573you don't have to participate in the chat when playing, and you should expect that the chat will look like this general's conversations anyway
>goes to a fucking 4chan>why are you so racist, bigoted, antiseptic and chuddy
>>579421460I cant join lobbies cuz console but from I see from webms posted after a game it seems like some good ladsTheyre just some autistic about anime in the good and bad sense
>>579421715You can't. I think it's annoyingly placed as well, especially considering all the screen space that it could be pushed into.
>>579421460here. join my lobbyHot Pocket Lunch Diverssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244021537105/76561197994359027
Everyone knows John Helldiver but what about John Armor?
>>579421746No, you're right. I just expected more than two dried neurons rubbing each other to create a thought from all the boisterous insistence of how cool everyone supposedly is.
>>579421460>>579421573hold the Sam Hyde tier ironic answers and the incel autism?Yo jimmy give a lobby with nothing!
>>579421965Fuck, MODDERS! hear my cry.
>>579421059
>>579421275People really hate borgs but for some reason continue to dive on them on the highest difficulty and voted the DSS to stay on borgs.
3/4
Surprised theres not a lot of pics of the classic PC skin mods of Shrek, CJ and Thomas the Tank EngineDivers broke the tradition
>Putting all the work in killing the Vox Engines>Took out four all by myself in the span of a minute while people work on the objective>You have been kicked???
>>579420712wtf is wrong with your eruptor bro
New squid content status?
>>579420204Constitution v3 but somehow worse than every other variant
>>579422886Not your fault. Niggers cant stand it when your better than them.
>>579421460it's 30% silent autists, 20% retards desperate to fit in and going "nigger nigger nigger" like pokemons, 40% regular dorks and 10% people who don't even speak englishmost of the autism you see in the thread finds no representation in lobbies as the loudest fags are too shy to join themdon't solofag and you'll be fine
>>579381781A lot of them are women.
>>579423627>20% retards desperate to fit in and going "nigger nigger nigger">terry imagethis is a bait
>>579423610This. I got people leaving at the end of a mission before they show the result screen just to avoid others seeing that they've died the most
>>579423861there's a difference between saying nigger and making your entire personality about being able to say nigger
Where did all the slutdiver go
>>579381380>Too much of a poorfag to afford a 3d printer
>>579423986>making your entire personality about being able to say niggerwhat the fuck does it even mean, are you having a stroke?reddit or xitter tourist?
>>579421310must be the hiv
>>579421460Pretty much like the thread. If you like how we talk, you'll like playing with us for the most part. So far, I've not had any bad experiences playing here, and people are pretty competent. Even if you're not, as long as you explain you're either new or bad early on and don't drop strats on top of other people, you should be fine.
>>579421460the general is basically a latrine while the lobbies are good to great
>>579421460pretty fun as long as you don't have anyone from the list™ in your lobby
>reached a point where I'm always mad at the swedes>boot up the game and have no motivation despite wanting to play >wonder what happened >decide to make an entirely new profile via family share for a fresh Helldiver>work my way up through the low levels, encountering other new divers>don't have any fancy equipment>newbies genuinely trying to learn, stick together, communicate, want to do all the objectives and collect samples.>despite having 1k+ hours, some of the magic is coming back >just dive on the major order planet, not giving a fuck if it's bots or bugs or squids, because this is where most players are >in game everyone is just vibing, laughing, having a good time>no mention of swedes or broken promises>just divingSometimes you really do just need to stop and smell the roses.
>>579424945>anyone from the list™what's that?
>>579424098>use the ones on your college campus for whatever gay fee they have>maybe use them even if you're not a student, or if you just pretend to be a student>send the 3d model to some guy who has 30 of them because he's lost control of his life or thought this was a genius venture capital startup idea and pay his fee
D10 botterino geneve conventions speedrunsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244024405264/76561197980082129
>>579422886were u in the lobby earlier? i didnt kick u i swear.
>>579416845>Cyborg HulkSo the Butcher basically
I want to go back to Cyberstanhttps://streamable.com/3rdjzw
>>579420712How the fuck do people not get instantly raped playing with the meltagun's range on cyborgs?
Where's the promised stratagem
>>579426363this is just MO 1 out of 3 :)
>>579426363Sorry returnchuddie but they're CAMPAIGN rewards so you got 2 more MOs (you have to win) before you get your new toy.
>>579426354some people are like, good at games bro, i dunno, its not exactly hard to press m1 and dive
>>579425474>>579422020did these ever fill
>>579426297He... He looks like me...He's build like me... I... Thank you <3#RepresentationMatters
>>579426486>>579426503I knew it, fuck swiggers
>>579425474>>5794266403/4
>>579426524I mean more that you still need to deal with the packs of devs and borgs with your main loadout.
>>579423062Id believe it
>>579426640Lunchdive did, then swig code dropped a guy, and another guy crashed and rejoined.
The SPEAR is unironically really good on bots since the change to the Vox Engines. It can one-tap either of the cannons, and taking out both kills the Vox. It's the only AT weapon to my knowledge capable of this, which makes it a faster TTK than the RR at range.
Why do bugniggers always flock to Phact Bay? What is so special about that planet?
>>579416845Calling it now: These units will definitely have an aura or buff that isn't really magic but functions just like magic
>>579428017I'd rather just toss a grenade into a vent for a vox kill than waste a good stratagem slot on the spear. You're taking a crutch that gimps the rest of your loadout.
>>579428230Not feeling gimped in the slightest over here on D10.
>>579421460Just say Shalom when you join the lobby and you'll be alright.
>>579428017What's funny about the spear against borgs is that it sounds like a great idea on paper, but the second you equip it, you immediately regret it and wish you picked the RR instead.
>>579428149Oh, I didn't think of that.Do we have any enemies that do this for the other factions?
>>579425013We speak not of xer name, only xer code—the infamous G1.
>>579396212The game would be a lot better if Arrowhead were less spiteful and just made the TCS work so that we could just never fight Terminids ever again. Is that so much to ask?
>>579428367every time i equip the rr on bots i regret the decision. what a shit weapon propped up dadgamers who are mentally locked in 2024 and think it's the greatest thing in the game.
>>579428037Designated SC farm
>>579428563Reminder that Warstriders permanently broke non-AT bot loadouts, even if they've been nerfed at least twice now.
>>579428461cyborgs have bluetooth, its magic if you live in a mudhut on a hill overlooking a slum
>>579381794>>579396781while the seaf did decently well against the squids and bugs, they are getting absolutely slaughtered against the bots lmao
>>579428754just have SEAF take them out for you
>>579428858Because they expect people to play at d7
>>579428754MMG kills them with about 30 bullets, HMG in like 10 to 20, AC and AMR with 3 good hits abd RG can 1 hit them.And melta mines, giga nades and thermite 1 hit them.If you still struggle with warstriders you should lower the difficulity.
>>579428648Partion is way better than Phact Bay imo
>d9 pub>there's a level 16 guy with no support weapon
>>579428858Main issue with SEAF for bots is that they aim for center of mass. Now imagine if Sweden allowed them to actually aim for something not Devastators' shields...
>>579429234That would require playing the game and knowing partion exists.
is it true that stims are non-addictive?
>>579429247I honestly never considered SEAF combat effectiveness beyond being meatshields, and now also free stims.
>>579428989>Arrowhead Employees only play Diff 5 and anticipate players to only ever play upwards to Diff 7
ATTENTION: IF YOU ARE ON THIS LIST, YOU ARE SAFE. YOU ARE WHITELISTED. IF YOU DO NOT SEE YOUR NAME, YOU ARE INDIANLISTED (worse than being blacklisted)Barack ObamaThat concludes the list. Thank you for your attention.
>>579429247they mow down troopers and non shielded devastators and even cyborgs pretty well. but the second shielded devastators show up they are finished.
>>579429230None of this actually works in practice. You don't play the game.
>>579429247they wouldn't even need to do anything crazy, maybe just give a 5% chance for a johnny rico seaflet to spawn that can aim for headshots
>>579429236The void update brought quite a few new players. I've noticed that they are joining into higher difficulties and expect you to carry them.
there was triple this amount before i took screenshot
>>579429751It works in practice, you just have to get better at the game or work with your teammates. War Striders, even after all of the nerfs, are closer to how strong the enemies actually should be. Bots, without them, are pretty much another faction where you sleep through D10. They aren't even that hard to deal with if you take good tools against them.
>>579430109
>>579429923Anytime I watched him and he was running the base breaker. On d9 cyborgs.
>>579430363yes like that. lmao
>>579429806>RICO>Really Intense Combat Operator
>>579430363This makes me sad that therer's no dedicated AA sentry that buck breaks these niggers, jeet brigade, and other air spam enemies.
>>579429751Anon... i got all these number from practice, i have killed dozens of them with even the MMG.Needing AT for the lesser heavies is a sign that you shouldn't be on D10.
I like how it's starting to look like an actual war now
why bring LMGs instead of something that can take down bigger units? how are you supposed to deal with those units?
The game is too easy. D10 is a cakewalk where reinforcements rarely dip below 15 remaining. An anti 60 day patch is necessary to fix this game and undo the damage dadgamers have done.
>>579430956it is very easy with basic coordination. but pubs arent like that.
>>579430935Stalwart and MMG are amazing at killing chaff, EATs and some AT nade are enough to kill heavies.And teamloading the AT janny is often just better than being the 2nd AT janny.
>>579430956The 60-day patch will be 2-years old in october, that's 2 years of the nerftrannies crying about it non-stop every day, looking forward to it's next birthday!
>>579430935You can use other stratagems for your anti-tank. Eagle Airstrike, Eagle Rocket Pods, and Orbital Precision Strike can all be useful against armored enemies. Also, for the middle tier heavy enemies like Hulks, Chargers, and War Striders you can take versatile support weapons like the Auto-cannon or the HMG. On bots, there are enough heavy enemies that having at least on teammates take an anti-tank support weapon is a good idea, but you can get away with not taking any if you take enough anti-tank red and green stratagems, or if everyone takes one support weapon alongside Expendable Anti-Tank.
>>579431280preemptive happy 2-year anniversary to you, Gucci!
LiberatorPeacemakerHE nadesB-01 armorMMGEATsEagle strafeOPSDon't need your faggy, fancy crap to win. Even vox engines kneel.
>>579431769i kneel cadet gawd..
>>579426696Fuck swiggers.
>>579431769A team of four helldivers using this loadout can clear D10 easily. Everything else is a crutch. If you use a crutch like thermite or the ultimatum, you lose both the right to complain that the game is too hard, because you are playing on easy mode, and that it is too easy, because you are playing on easy mode.
>Game keeps crashing on mission extractS W E D E N
>>579430752>ez mode brigadeits called any explosive weapon at all as their shitpack is unarmored
get better internet cabron
Purifier against borgs, yay or nay?
>bugged objectives wiped several hours of gameyathanks swedesetani
Shill the strafing run to me
>>579432587Plasma weapons are good versus everything.
>>579432587The purifier, scorcher, and punisher plasma are all S/A tier versus every faction.
>>579432839Lots of uses. Can delete patrols marching in a column. Fast call in. Can blow up bot fabs in one strafe. Useful for breaking illuminate shields on harvestors and warp ships. Flexible to attack heavies and damage them or outright kill them.
>>579432839It can damage everything. It's very good against hordes and decent against heavy enemies. It can one-shot hulks and chargers if you line it up well. It can destroy bot fabricators. You can kill Bile Titan's with two of them in a row. If you hit the Bile titan in the head, it will take out most of it's HP so you can finish it off quickly with something like an auto-cannon. Eagle Strafing run is probably the best eagle, with Air Strike being a close second because it's better against heavy enemies (can one-shot bile titans) and spawners. 500 KG bomb and Eagle Napalm are tired for third place.
>>579433095Doesn't sound like it's for me
>>579433170>damage everything>*can* one-shotIs kind of what doesn't sound appealing, I want big thing dead, now.
>>5794254743/4br*cks
>>579432839You get 5 uses so you can wave at Eagle-1 as she strafes right past you.
>>579433567Killing hulks in one shot is actually pretty easy because they usually either stand still or walk straight towards you. You just need to key in the stratagem quickly and throw it in front of yourself. Chargers are more difficult to kill that way because they have more health, but you can usually finish them off quickly if they survive. The main use of Strafing Run is still to kill hordes, but it's still versatile with good use. If you want something that kills heavy enemies, Air Strike or Rocket Pods will be better. 500 KG bomb is a bit overrated. I think Airstrike is better against certain enemies like automaton tanks.
>>579400880
>>579432839don't bring the strafeIt pisses me off like you wouldn't believe when I'm about to kill an enemy/structure with my special weapon/stratagem I brought and someone just does it with strafe and keeps moving
>>579432839One thing to note is that having five charges means that it's very easy to proc the ship perk that makes your eagle rearm faster if you have any charges remaining. This is very good on a double eagle loadout.
>>579432839I don't need a womans help. I have my EATs
>>579434076Strafing run is really a bit too good against bot fabricators. On high difficulties people will just destroy all of the fabricators from the outside instead of fighting through the base to destroy them. The game might be more fun if they removed the health from bot fabricators and went back to only demo force destroying them. Air Strike would still destroy them, but the pool of weapons that could destroy them at range would be much smaller.
>>5794254743/4
>>579434060raping eagle-1 until she understands how final attack headings work
>>579434572Anon creeping in to Eagle-1's room and getting round-house kicked in the face and losing consciousness. Anon waking up in Eagle-1's "dissident rehabilitation" room. Anon losing virginities he didn't even know he had to Eagle-1.
>>579434534>the pool of weapons that could destroy them at range would be much smaller.SPEAR stocks would rise seeing as how it was the one weapon at the time that could destroy a fab from outside the base since it does have 40 demo forcegiving fabs HP instead of telling the community to suck a dick and just fixing the commandos mistakenly high demo force was the worst decision they made
>>579434748>Eagle-1>round-house kickAnon, I...
They should have nerfed jammers to be on par with the other side objectives. It's distinctly an outlier.
Does gas affect not bots? I haven't seen anybody bring gas/ems/smoke in a long time.
>>579435035>that could destroy a fab from outside the basefrom any angle*vent shots not withstanding but obviously those required specific angles which were not always possible to achieve or took an inordinate amount of time to get
>>579435114That's just reddit head-canon. She still has legs, it's just extra cramped in the cock-pit. Either way, she would probably get prosthetic legs. I get the impression that Eagle pilots are much more valuable than Helldivers, so she might get them even if they aren't essential to her duties.
>>579434076def bringing strafe every run now
>>579435172I think jammers are perfectly balanced at the moment.Leave them alone.
>>579435215I run gas all the time. I like to do things old german way.
>>579435114Reddit isnt cannon
Where new ships? Where tier 6 ship upgrade? Where "war fronts"? I see none of them on the roadmap
Where the fuck do I aim EATs on Vox?
>>579435665aim for the cannons
>>579435605you get what you deserve.
>>579435605Roadmap?
>>579435605Easy. The post the game director made was pure schizobabble and he had no intention of ever implementing any of it. Enough time will pass with people saying "it's coming" for the next year and a half, it'll finally come to a head, and he'll have the excuse of "we tried and it just couldn't happen :(" or my personal vote "with the end of updates for Helldivers 2 on the horizon we're moving most of our staff to our new games, so our plans scoped down with the simple realities of where we were at"Either way you're never getting any of what he said.
>>579435665each cannon needs to be hit twice with an EAT, which means that you need a total of 4 EATs and good aim in order to kill a single one.
>>579435605The entire point of adding the new ships is to avoid adding tier six ship modules. Tier six ship modules were always a bad idea. Honestly, tier five was probably too many.
>>579435903Helldivers 2 is in end-of-life and no one will talk about it.
>>579435903So we just wait for the new game to bomb horribly and make them crawl back.
>>579435903Yeah, people don't understand they are already winding down content to work on their next game. The fact that the Illuminate is still only half finished 2 years later isn't a counterfactual. It just shows they don't give a shit about this game anymore beyond juicing what $ they can with the lowest effort.
>>579434060>implyingdo you know what "in good faith" means, cretin?
>>579435605Too busy playing Thicc Sexy Latina Simulator 6, sorry chud!
>>579436141Ah, it's just like my Destiny General.
>>579436230You niggas really can't understand a joke when you see one.
>>579436230WHY DO THEY HAVE SUCH PANTS ON HEAD RETARDED ANTI-CONSUMER PRNO SANE DEV WOULD ADMIT THAT THEY WILL STOP WORKING JUST TO PLAY ANOTHER GAMETHESE NIGGERS DO NOT DESERVE HELLDIVERS 2 FANBASE I BET ALL MY SAVINGS THEY WILL NEVER RELEASE ANOTHER GAME BETTER THAN ONE-HIT-ACCIDENTAL-WONDER HELLDIVERS 2 FOR ANOTHER 100 YEARS
>>579436474>NO SANE DEV WOULD ADMIT THAT THEY WILL STOP WORKING JUST TO PLAY ANOTHER GAMEhe's not a dev, just a community manager
>there is perfectly fine working mech stratagem launcher in the files>ready to go and everything>AH just doesn't implement it out of sheer spitenuke sweden
>>579436230who cares about trooncord vidyaslop opinion
Returning player does the SC arrow mod still work?
>>579434453Give EAT build.
>>579436585>>there is perfectly fine working mech stratagem launcher in the files>>ready to go and everythinghave you seen it actually working?every retard can figure out how to staple a couple polygons to the modelsee: diaperfag
>>579435605>you now remember that piles was making those promises on a timescale of YEARS
so i haven't played seriously since cyberstanam i going nuts or has this year's "expansion/title update" stuff been largely "here's a unique biome for a week with new conditions/enemies, now it's over and the only thing you get is some of the enemies bleeding out conditionally into surrounding planets"?
>>579436474It's a joke. It's not very funny, but it's social. It's the kind of joke you would tell to a coworker.
>>579436764>"not enough time">outsources 90% of the work to third-partiesWhat did they mean by this???
>>579436474His choices are to admit that GTA will kneel on their necks for the month because it's the most hyped videogame of the past decade and lose izzat, make a joke about it and have the piss taken out of him (and lose izzat), or say nothing and lose izzat.>>579436585It's not implemented because it would be OP.
>>579436764>sweet summer childthis phrase alone should qualify anyone uttering it for immediate and viscerally excruciating execution
>>579436764The part about hard-core players is true. A lot of people want more ship modules, but the main thing that turns people off from starting new games is the game having too much progression. Five tiers of ship modules is already intimidating, if they just kept adding more and more like "hardcore" players wanted, the game would be less approachable. One of the underrated aspects of Helldivers 2 is how the game has remained approachable for new players. You constantly see them if you play on lower difficulties with randoms.
>>579436946>it's the most hyped videogame of the past decadeThat's an incredibly big red flagSee: CP
>>579437095>See: CPNice try, fed.
>>579437095I don't see how looking at CP will help me understand this situation.
>>579437247
>even reddit can’t pretend devoid of liberty and the new roadmap aren’t a disasterDoomgods win, as they always do. All things wither and die.
>>579436315Haha yeah just like their 3-month long vacation with the mandatory 2-week vacation recovery time, a joke, haha.
I still don't understand how to team reload.
>>579437591You walk up to someone with a backpack support weapon and press E. You have to stand close to the weapon, about where you would stand during the reload, in order to start it. You always team-reload from the right side of the helldiver. The button prompt shows up on the weapon itself and not the diver.
>>579432839One of the few stratagems in the game that can destroy the Bot Heavy Fabs without having to hit the weakpoints. That alone makes it a must-pick on bots. Every other strat I've used requires you to finagle their ordnance into the vents or they become incredibly inconsistent.
>>579437591press E near a teammate when they have both the support weapon equipped and a backpack for it.
>>579437701wtf is this
honestly glad we won't receive any more updates for the illuminate shame we won't probably see the new warbond for september on the end of the month
>>579436764>Big news in the future. Can't say more
>>579437701lmao
>>579437995Swedish quality
>>579437995Funny video game clip generator (malicious coding)
I like the HMG emplacement.
Stealth sissies owe me sex.
>>579438438HMG emplacement and grenadier battlement are definitely underrated. You have to be careful with how you place them, but they have low cooldowns and tons of firepower. They probably pair best with anti-tank support weapons.
I wish I could deal with patrol or POI guards halfway decently.
d10 borgssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244039451816/76561198122378705
>>579438506Rape all stealth sissies
what primary do you guys run with bolter?
>>5794390863/4
>>579438974not an issue if you stick by your team or the alpha Chad that seems to be getting the most kills
Goybond soon
>>579436673any rifle, pistol, OG grenade, EATyou're good
>>579439086>all that art with 500kg>it's shit nowWhat went wrong?
>>579439417>Goybond soonon the 30th
>bugs pub D10>all 3 of them have napalm nigger barrage
>>579436673The good thing about EATs is that you can just add them to any build as supplemental anti-tank. It's unnecessary if you already have an anti-tank support weapon like the Spear, however.
>>579439591Host your own game, faggot
>>579439591>best anti-bug breach stat found in bug matchestruly... mind boggling.
>>579439539Was 500 KG ever better than Eagle Air Strike? >>579439591Watching someone join my lobby and insta pick OBN and 500 KG bomb makes my heart sink. These people have been molded in to something horrible. They'll grab OBN and 500 KG then sit on the loadout screen thinking about what else to pick. They grab those first two without even thinking.
>>579439086still 3/4 deploying lust provoking image
>>579439086FVLL
>>579439351
>>579439906Except they don't use it on breaches, they use it on nests, and then are shocked everybody stands around with their dick in their hand.
>>579439906That's not eagle napalm, though.
>>579439591>bugsAnd you think you are better how exactly?
I'm gonna do itI'm gonna join the next lobby This time I won't just shitpost >fullFUCK
>>579436230Do these swedefucks ever do any real work in their lives? This is even more pathetic than streaming for a living.
>>579440387I don't use random spread lottery bombardment stratagems
>>579440582>random spread lottery bombardment stratagemsIt's not, though.
>>579440578There's a reason these people are called snow monkeys. If it wasn't for the harsh cold forcing them to adapt, they'd have been stuck on Africa's level.
>>579439417>automaton kino next major updateIt will either be another major cyberstan push, or more likely, the automatons are going to launch a massive invasion be hit Super Earth
>>579440582Ruh roh the tourist just outed themselves.
Sooo... the void.
>>579426696>>579431885Just play the game lmao
>>579437087The usage of "hardcore" in these instances is kinda stupid, but it makes sense when you realize that they consider anyone who plays the game outside of major updates to be "hardcore".Their target audience is, and will forever be, the large majority of returnfags and tourists who will praise every update without fail. Everyone else can go suck a dick.
>>579440867We're going to fight on the actual ASS
Lobby dokoI promise I'm not on Interpol's list
>>579438025I'm so mad that the illuminate didn't get a real fucking biomebots got factoriesbugs got hivesand squiggers got like forest but spooky ooooooooThis update was unironically worse than into the unjust
>>579440867bot gloom nexttoxic smog that blots out half of their planets :^)
>>579439086>failed to joinfun
>host game>game crash>lobby filled when i open the game againSWEEEEEEEEDEN
D10 botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244024405264/76561197980082129
I wish helldivers 2 had an actual zombie faction, voteless doesn't really do it for me
>>579442659failed
>>579442659can you stop crashing faggot
>>579442692>slow, stupid enemies that close in to bite and scratch you to deathBugs are right there, anon
Need predator sex bros
>>579442973but her saliva has a paralytic effect anon
Stereoscopic tower stratagem with an AMR that rotates on a rail system complete with a 60-round magazine.Manapult stratagem that can be used to launch Helldivers over large distances, the only limitation being your own chances of survival on impact.
>>579442779>>579442806>>579442846You're gay which is why you couldnt join, try again now that you're straight
>>579443125izzat is strong
>>579443125guess I'm still gay. Failed again, maybe connection aids
>>579443125Failed to join
>>5794426592/4
>two lobbies having giga aidssasuga sweden going to try to rehoststeam://joinlobby/553850/109775244042924747/76561198122378705
>>5794426593/4
>>5794434493/4
I didn't get my MO medals
>>579443213>>579443225>>579443261Try again, if you cant join it means swedistan is getting nuked
>>579443051>paralytic>not numbingI fail to see the issue!
>>579443449FVLL
It's hard not to bring the AC (s)exo.>What if you moved faster and were almost infinitely tanky and had 200 rounds of AC ammo and a melee, if it gets destroyed or you're out of ammo you get two more>All of this? One slot
>>579436946>it would be opNot really as it could be shot off, or sliced off in case of bugs
>>579443893>>579443965steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244024405264/76561197980082129
>>579444020If they added the stratagem launcher but made it weak enough to get shot off mechfags would fly to Sweden and coup the country in anger. The whole point of the backlash is that people don't want mechs to have weaknesses. They just want to walk around in an invincible suit and kill everything.
>void plot resolved in one fomo campaign>vaguest content tease imaginable>no mention of frontlines nor ship upgrades>no content in november because the entire dev team took time off to play goy theft auto>another botgod major update after bugboy pity content dropActual nothingburger year
>>579444220I think you're overthinking it
>New biome (no longer in the game)>Tornadoes (no longer in the game)>New mission types (no longer in the game)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce3O5NLRGE0
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244044205471/76561198066017633
>>579444015All mechs are retardedly strong, the lumberer is probably the weakest one.
>>579444474I think if someone got his stratagem launcher destroyed by a devastator rocket he would post the webm here almost daily while complaining about spiteful game design.
>>579443051Does this mean I'll last a little over 10 seconds...?
>>579444342And you're reward for this entire campaign? 1(one) helmet
>>579444825>Lasting over 10 seconds>Against a Stalker tongueYou aren't even going to make it to 5.
>>579444342Thank fuck Ace Combat 8 is releasing soon so I can keep myself busy during the content void
>>579444825Cute... poor little quickshot diver getting tortured by endless orgasms thanks to terminid anti-refractory slime...
The pubs on Zefia right now lmao
Warbond trailer TOMORROW
>>579424962crappy shitpost inspired by your postover 9001 hours in paint .net
hehe I'm using mods to see where all the super credits are...
>>579445082Hello fellow based AC enjoyer.
>>579444597FVLL
>>5794445974/4
>Squid update>Look inside>SEAF updateLol?
>>579445082yeah im gonna get it too. hope it has my tomcat. thats the only jet i fly in these games.
>>579445453Eggselent, anon. Well done. Saved.
Arrowhead are talentless hacks and the game feels like it's becoming more and more homogenized with every update. Stratagems aren't creative enough and armor passives don't change up the gameplay enough.
>>579446103>tomcatdamn what a boring fuck you aregood news thothey could make an ace combat set in 2284 and it'd still feature the tomcat
The problem is that Arrowhead are normies content with the bare minimum
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244046178786/76561198015607024D10 whatever the lobby want
>>579446103>I only fly the F-14you are spiritually a boomer
>>579446341>>579447393literally dont care, i am an autistic fuck about that jet and I always have been. I am completely normal in everyway (sortof) but that fkn jet just really hits the pleasure centers of ny brain. It has a decent kill count irl too.
>>579447152nobody joined im playing with randumbs
>>579447723This general is surprisingly employed. Give it a few hours.
>>579446341I'll be taking tasha, boys. Don't wait up
>>579446579I drive
>>579447878its midnight for me bro
>play on Karlia>A desolate barren shithole>Go to monolith objective >Monolith is surrounded by treesIs this just a bug or are the squids actually breathing life into planets now?
>>579448109sucks not being american
>>579448419Interesting observation. Screenshots?
Just mash the Vote Snatchers with the Mindless Masses. Also, were there any gatekeepers in the Void?
>>579448419Vibecoding
>>579449031>Also, were there any gatekeepers in the Void?yeah, on the corrupted oasis biome
>>579444342>the entire dev team took time off to play goy theft autoGod fuckI can't believe it's a get nagged by your wife simulatorIt's like if you had to go home and fuck roman after being nagged into bowling
>>579448419These are swedes we're talking about. They're obviously just reusing old assets.
>>579445462>can literally just add any amount of SC you want with cheat engine>needing a mod to replace the texturegrim
>botfags can't get it together and defend meissa after getting btfo'd by cyborgs for the umpteenth timeIt's getting boring have the same pattern of defeat hit the botfront over and over. You'd think after two years botfags would be better at the game and figure out how to win defenses. Oh well, guess not. LMAO!
>>579446665>sell IP to sony>commit to being a sony slop service>sony JUST fuck their shit up >game becomes sony slopYes, this is all AHs fault, they did this. Just ignore 2 years of dev interviews stating the opposite.
Should I post a room or wait until next thread?
>>579449523>hey man why don't you risk your account and having terrabytes of dolphin porn injected into your PC to get 10x the amount of SC you need for a warbond (for which you can get that amount of SC in two days of play with a mod)i just know the dude whose got remote access of your PC right now is laughing his ass off
>>579450098wait
>>579450098I'm watching vtubers but I'll be here
>>579450238Which chuubas ya watching, anon?
>>579450293Eepy Sleepy Ch. 【Phase Connect】
>>579450405Ah, a /tact/ anon I see
>>579450405A respectable choice.
Ok I have all guns at level 25, unlocked all attachments and skins, have all warbonds and unlocks, bought all stratagems, and bought all ship upgrades. What do I do now?
>>579450467Bend over
>>579450467kiss me you brute
>>579450467Find the largest bug and knock it up.
>>579450467Watch me flail about desperately trying to pick up samples no one else needs
>>579450467https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg2PD-dwsIw
>>579450467nice job! now you can relax, it's a live service game so they'll add more content soon
>>579450467Play with guns you like I rotate between the Liberator Deadeye & Double Freedom since they're all good
New threadQuickly!
*Burps with suspiciously next thread shaped belly* What thread?
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>>579450112>doesn't know how cheat engine worksextremely brown. inbred as allah intended.
