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Oguri Cap wouldn’t do this.
Digitan LOVE
>>579397309It's her trainer possessing her body
I heard Symboli Kris Stamina is a 1 cm wonder before it gets replaced is it true?
>>579397251I almost placed into Grade A finals against two hogs and double domsMy horse lost by a head against one of the end closer hogs but I think it was unironically because I got conditionmogged, if I didn't roll a bad condition I would have beat your asses with my themed oshi team.
>>579397407A hungry Oguri Cap looking at Yukino Bijin soup.
>>579397407Maruzensky driving the Flintstones car
>>579397407smart falcon but squared instead of round
>>579397419you can get 2 cms out of it if you pull it and don't run kris or ny dia
>>579397407Oguri Cap about to eat out of a foul looking bowl filled with soup, then suddenly remembering Yeppers telling her that she's in the soup! And Oguri is horrified.
>>579397419Yeah, powercrept by Cafe wit
>>5793974192 cms. One in GL one in GM, though there'll be 2 umas with its gold skill inherently by the time the GM cm happens with NY Dia and Kris S herself
>>579397407Curren looking disgusted at her phone, pretty much something like pic related
>>579397407Ikuno Dictus giving a speech, if possible while dressed as Margaret Thatcher
>>579397407>>579397407Inari One doing headbut (special of Honda from sf) on Oguri cap
>>579397419just borrow it gwo
>>579397407Festa playing mahjong
>>579397583fuck I wanna see this one now
Why has no one posted the new Windy alt shaking her ass
>my trainee showed up with another man
Little girls
>all these requests for ogurishe really is loved by all
>>579397662>>579397407
>>579397449I love wealthy and ritzy nepobaby umamusume like Forever Young and the Satonos.
>3, 2, 1 winshell yeah group A finals secured
>my trainee raided my fridge again
Did the newcutie at his first cm qualify for A finals?
>>579397407Hokko Tarumae being the cutest thing ever looking at her trainer while he is holding and softly squishing her face cheeks (she's enjoying it so a heart in the bubble speech would be cute)Only the hands of the trainer are shown
4* stamina, 2* speed, 7* medium, horrible whitesam I free from parent jail or do I have more clankers to churn out first?I don't really want to aim for perfection, but at the same time, I'm not going to be making this one's ace until Oguri Wit comes out, and my other parent could be refined a bit more for my other two aces, but they're okay ish now
>>579397675
>>579397856He joined the club, yeppers. >>579376785
Neo may or may not be meta, but she is super cute too and thats more important
>>579397965depends whether you're planning to run a stamina card or notif you aren't then you need every stamina spark you can get
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>>579397856>>579397991nah bro, that's not me, it's my second cmOther newcutie are bigger newcutie it suppose
>>579397460
>>579397856he didn't... >>579358082
>>579398052YEAH CUTE RICE
I don't want to go to Group Bsave me
>>579398102don’t know if the can is edible
>>579398102Oguri eats the tin can because she's the GOAT
>>579398048I'm planning on running a stamina card, but it isn't a very good one, just SR Tosen Jordan. All my aces have a gold recovery in kit, so I was just gonna roll with that. This is the best I got, Borrowing Natie for my lates and Oguri when she comes out for my pace who will be daiwaI hate front runners so Daiwa will not be ichiban
>>579398080I see, well, good to see any newcuties join the club>>579398161o-ohthere's still tomorrow, at least
>>579397251I want to have sex with Ogurin so much now wtf
Rolling for neo universe nyes
>>579397407Tamamo stealing Inari's fox mask and running away
>>579397407hishi amazon holding a blonde uma baby while giving bedroom eyes at the viewer like she wants another
>>579397649
>>579397407Chibifag ignoring my chibi request while Dober is laughing at me
>>579398363nyes
>>579398338nobody says this
>>579398052>need sex trainermany umas are saying this
>>579398338be careful anon... trainers have lost their penis by leaving it too close to oguri's gaping maw
>>579398315Actually i was in A group on first CM too, ty This thread is very helpfull
>easiest GL CM so far>there are still anons who haven't made it to Group ASurely this isn't real, right?
>>579398052>enough using Doto
>>579398441I'm the only one who says that. Ogurin is exclusively for me!
>>579398412do this but with Light Hello, thank you.
>>579398363nyo
>>579398363yes
>>579398454Bourbon is too autistic to feel lust for her trainer
>>579398531i still haven’t made aces
>>579398363i want to be abducted
>>579398501B is cool, but getting A is a good achievement and good to see bwos give you a hand there. Anything that especially helps to avoid newcuties getting Group C.
I love my genius wife!
>>579397407neo universe being abducted by a flying saucer
>>579398052>kris sexy retarded
>>579397407your image but now it's XOguri + 2 (small) dom umas by her side doing the same face
>>579397407Trainer slipping a ring on Dia's pretty ring finger
>>579398518I feel like a belt being too tight on her belly would be bad for the baby...?
>>579398389she dies without it
how much stamina for pace if I have one gold
I need Nyo Universe so I can expand my choices for the meme sleeve team as she gets considered between Tachyon, Diamond, and Halloween Digitan.
>>579397407tamamo cross throwing a dark souls style lightning spear at ogurizilla
I would be estatic if i could hear neo universe win my ms victoria
>>579398501good job bwo, you are doing well
>>579398848i love sleevejob team
I think Meisho Doto's tits are too saggy
>3* GW and Mad DashI reached the point where loops like this are failures since my grandparents have 19* whites minumum
ATTENTION SLOPTUBERS LOSTok so i confirmed it. scenario links give more tokens if they land on the facility they act like an extra npc uma. i am the only person high iq enough to notice this apparently.
>>579398994I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>579397496
>>579399064No you're just fucking slow
>>579395636if you manage to pull this off, i'll suck your dick
>>579398994Suzuka, don't be mean.
has two anons meeting in finals happened before?
>>579399064Did you know that purple balls in Unity remove the failure chance of your training?
>>579399172the ones who doxxed the avatarfags that one time iirc
>>579399148cope.
>>579399172Happened twice
>>579399337Mamechinpo’s not that big
I can't see katsuragi ace as a woman
ace on my face
>>579399385I see her alright she is mine woman
orenji
>>579399385Really?
>>579399172I got /vm/ anon in A finals before
i have some cute ace pictures but they're on my computer and I'm too lazy to get up to post them
I can't see Aston Machan
>>579398518sexo
guess you hate ace then
>>579399385
Ace in my face
introducing... the actual meta deck that will give 17 songs in senior summer and likely hint 3 scenario gold skill
So Machan is underage tooProbably late-hebe because her body is plump and well endowed to be a child.
Anyone make a successful non xoguri end closer this cm?
>>579397537
nnnhhhggg. im a thirsty little mongol. you have to quench my thirst. you have to use your fermented mare milk.
>>579399385don't worry, you'll be able to see her as one once she gets pregnant
>game so dead even group A is full of clanker teams and last minute Unity teamsCM17 really did kill any competitive drive people had
>>579399691>So Machan is underage tooAny uma not in the 3rd year of high school is
>>579399691You have to be 18 to get a license in japan, so it's not like this implies that she's 12.
one thing i love about ace is the light blouse she wears under her jacket it's so cute
yaemero
>>579399769being competitive in a black box slot machine like this game is an exercise in futility and more people are coming around to that fact
>>579399832nice cat
Ace is just Kita but ugly and gay
>>579399770We stated multiple times here that you shouldn't use those terms as reference to guess the umas' age.Because those are terms used for an academy, not really a school.
>>579399687>pow FalcoLolLmao even
>>579397556
>>579399769>Group A is full of clankers Then why i playing against fucking xogs with UF???
Kitachan has fat saggy milkers!
>>579399785Yeah that's why i said late-hebeShe's something like 16 years old.
>>579399687Test and post result
>>579399687did people really give up on 1600 speed and just run 2 supports now? lmao
>>579399986This works too, nice
>>579397407maya sweep and flower playing together they must be very cute please thanks
>>579399995Same, my day 3 was almost all UFs
>>579399884Ace is just kita if she actually had a personality. and looked gay.
>>579400014she can't say that to me and expect me not to pin her against the bed and get her pregnant
>>579400142Perhaps that was part of the plan...
>>579400125as someone who actually read her story, she's just a countryside girl with not much going on bro
>>579398256gotchu *smooch*
>>579400125t.faggot
>>579399752who is this man chasing the fillies?
>>579398363nyeo universe
>>579398256Group B builds character.
Kitawife
This might be a retarded idea but I will train a pace Dober for CM19
>>579397251Oguri Cap wouldn't say that, nor would she act like that.
Miles are so kino
>>579400312hand down her pants groping kitabush
>>579400253Go watch bakemonogatari
>enter fillies to do fan req goal because future stakes is raining>win>2nd place is helioswhat is that creep doing in mare races
YOU ARE LATE
Well well well. Pretty odd the kitaposters are getting uppity after seeing aceposters rejoice. What a coincidence.
:3
>>579400456ruby
was confused why this lad would bring his next cm team but then i remembered summer golshi is in the game now
>>579397251I would rape Oguru
mare bloomer
Tyrant Mare
>>579400570CELL KILLED AN UMA
>>579400556>>579400568Peeling off each layer of her clothes is like opening up an elaborate present...
>>579400570Do not sniff, it's a stallion uma
>>579400637nice deflect, fat fuck
FINALLY... 30 wit upgrade....
>>579400630why did you reupload this when the artist asked you not to
this game fucking sucks
>>579400570Thanks for the reminder, i left my clothes on the ground
>>579400570SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>579400637
>>579400505Lala smell...
>>579397583>>579397643
It's tough getting 1400 speed with someone that doesn't have speed bonus fucking hell.I don't want to run three speed because then my wit will be in the trash
>>579400838DOSUKOI
>>579400838Siiiick, thats me then i get my InariOne
>>579400448oh, it's that guy. my friend tried to get me to watch that and it didn't really grab me.
>>579400862i have this feeling you have no idea how much wit you need
>>579400556>>579400568who does this motherfucker think he is?
>>579400838Nyoooooooooooo
>>579400862you need speed sparks
>>579400862You don't need wit bro trust
>>579400778I got his permission
>>579400964Alright carry on then
>>579399925The only difference between 中学校 and 中等部 is that 中等部 is used when the middle school is a section of a larger institution and not on its ownFor example, the high school to which I went had a middle school section and a jap would use 中等部 to refer to it instead of 中学校 but it's still a middle schoolThis is at least what dictionary definitions for both lead me to believeAnd jokes like the one in this image would not work if it was impossible to infer age from an uma being in 中等部 or 高等部 (or at least age ranges that would place Tama and Ruby as older than Loves)
>>579400901I just tried three speed, creek, LH and Nishino wit and I got like 800 wit, 1400 speed, 800 stam and 1000 power on regular Opera ONo way 800 wit is enough >>579400909I do actually have a bit. Like +20 initial
>>579397407super creek knocking out tamamo with a breasts swing
>>579400838I can't believe oguri is fucking dead...
>>579400905big
Esu
>>579401031Isn't Opera O a stam bonus uma? Just drop Creek, bring stam sparks and tough it out with speed Jordan for BOFA
morning
>>579397604
>>579401252Unfortunately all my good whites and mediums sparks are on power spark parents. I would pretty much be starting over with grandparents. I'm pretty much going 50% stam 25% stam and 25% speed when it comes to sparks on both sides
>>579399691Sex with this middle schooler
would my oshi be proud of me if i worked out
>>579401469many trainers are saying this
How the hell do I clank a good TT team? Do I run 6 wit cards and do max G1s for points or what's the secret tech? I am stuck in class 5
>>579401491depends on if she’s a gyaru or not
>>579400253mea thirsty mongol
>>579397910
>>579401423You still have a long time before the CM starts, just take your time and loopa some good stam parents first
>>579401538erm and if i said yes?
>>579400994I've asked Gemini about the use of this term:So you're right, there are estabilished terms related to laws in japan.However the term Chūtōbu (中等部) is the one used in academies, which is what Tracen is.The AI took examples of sports academy and how the grades are called and this is the result.
>my weak xog not winning a single race in round 2>notice its a bunch of fronts that beat her>make a quick taiki to try eat the fronts>win 4/5 races with my last attempttaiki carrying me once again
why did she suicide the run like thatwhat's the issue ogurin
Do you rike this CM so far?
I want to have sex
>>579401590start overeating daily and get into more stressful situations so your hairline recedes faster
Club drama...... where.......???
>>579401673nyo.... don't gyarus like ikemen?
>>579401686come back in 28 hours
>>579401631woops wrong image
>>579401360gm shiibii poster
>>579401575Exactly as i thought, i preferred it having opened eyes, because her eyes are really cute, but it's okay if you don't want to change it
AGENT KIMONOEJECT NOWEJECT NOWMAKE MAMBO BURN
>>579401575i should go to tomakomai
>>579401660yes i made a good taishin on day 2 and she's been crushing it
>>579401686>>579401762you need a hobby bwo
>>579401668we know Machan
>>579401360morning bro
aaaiieeee
>>579401784my hobby is drama
>>579401698haha…
>>579401805too bad that's not the ending but she actually hints she's gonna disappear eventually...
>>579401784My hobby is club drama
>>579401849You should get a more healthy one, like building models, hiking, wood work or something like that
>>579401784Not him but how do I fucking quit my vices and commit to one?
>>579401901>>579401849Gossiping about others isn't a random act of kinda nice
>>579401945Small steps, commit to stopping one and pick up one productive one like a daily walk. Slowly you will build your self control and you'll start feeling better. I'm about to go lift at the gym even though I don't want to but I've done it so many times before that it is just a routine
>>579401945Gotta commit to it, don’t immediately chicken out when you’re put outside of your comfort zone and stick with it.
>>579398389
>>579402007Club drama doesn't have to be mean, everyone was happy for Mambocchi when he left the dead club he was lugging around on his back
>>579401945The hardest part of doing something is not doing it but starting it. Break your cycle of mind and put the first step forward.
>>579402110Tamamo Cross wouldn’t do this
so i bought out all the songs
is she stupid?????
>>579402274there are 23 songs in total
>>579402315
>>579402315forgot to attach your smart falcon pointing up image gwo
there are actually 24 songs in total
>>579402397NOBODY posts these
this is a cat
>>579402397what is that supposed to mean, huh?
>>579397407TM Opera o striking a cool pose!
i just made a new reaction image bwos
>>579401360Good morning
>>579402574wow, awesome
>>579402618Feno could've been a shotamusume too...
Is factoring in ssr crystals into my pull schedule a bad idea? The only way I can make it go around is if I offload a spark here and there in exchange for 2-3 crystals
>>579398398
yeah not feeling too very ogurismile.jpg now huh uh huh yeah hmmm thats right wheres ur perfect proc like on the mediums huh where is it hmmm huh im waiting gwo not so smug on miles anymore huh uh huh yeah thats right im having a melty a controlled melty that is fuck you
>>579402785You got these crystals, so might as well use ehm. I planned some usage too
>>579402816sweepy would say this
I want to build Matikanefullarmour for Arima CMWhat parents should I go for? Dobel?
>>579402785Pull plans are dynamic and the specifics can be adjusted
>>579400393Build for your end sweepy?
>>579398420
>>579402953Supreme Commander and Ryan is my take on ot
>>579403000dober would be too afraid to do this if you’re a man btw
Okay but I really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really relaly really really relaly really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>579401660I've seen more different umas in this CM than the entirety of the last 7 CMs
>>579402794HISHIAMA SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>579402785I guessThe way I look at it is that nothing more than a few banners out should be locked in stone. You'll MLB some banners in 200 and get 0 in 400 for others. You have to approach things statistically and the crystals are there to pick up the bad rolls. Allocating crystals is trying to pretend the randomness isn't real.
>>579403000>AHAHAHAH! MEN!
Before the year is up, I will get someone to touch my penis
Office loli King!
Who would win a box fight?
>>579403116https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/Really%20love%20Stego%20/Kill yourself already you mentally ill fuck it's been 8 straight months of this shit
>>579398753
Why are globalbabs gay and retarded?
>>579401660nyot reallythere's a lot of variety but some of the options are too oppressive
>>579403467>Urara>win
>>579401660yeah it’s alright, goombled myself into a finals with 3 incredibly shoddy late surgers
>>579403490why is she a cow
>>579403490Need this but Daiwa
>>579403530because aliens abduct cows
>>579403471this but V
>>579403471It's a ritual post. Just filter it if you don't like it
>>579403628Yeah but then he wouldn't be able to tell everyone in the thread that he's mad
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ANOTHER ONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>579401660I built a Jordan as a meme and she's been the best performing part of my team and singlehandedly got me into A finals
Hakurakujeets aren't beating the brown allegations
>>579403763show jordan build cards umanko
I wish I was Mejiro Ardan so I could give a trainer a nursing handjob and watch him spray all over desperately thrusting his hips begging for more
>>579403490holy sagger
>>579403795kys
seaweepybro on the ROLL
>>579403000I'm a man. Dober would be too intimidated by my man smell. So intimidated that she's busy taking deep breaths and going all red.
>>579403795Suffocate me with your heavy tits
What have we learned about Samson B.I.G. now that she's real?
cm19 is up
>>579403691fkkk yeahh brooo pinoy power !!!
>>579403691I saw a few of these two... the xoguri situation this cm is embarrassing, almost makes you think the uma is washed up
>>579403795What a pretty picture you paint
>>579398786Ill do this next time cause I need to ruin the AI by training it what a xoguri is
>>579403935idk I'm playing umamusume: pretty derby global
>>579401660If i get to A finals i like it, if i dont i dont like itBut i feel like next medium CM gonna be hard, because you need stam card
>>579403628It's a ritual post of some off topic reddit bitch and needs to fuck off
>>579403835>>579403924>>579403979
>>579401660less bad than i thoughtbarely seen an end hog at allmight not even bother with rooms next cm end hogs aren't real
>>579403947As expected
>>579403967NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>shitbirb releases a 25-minute video to justify his pulling of daiichi ruby power because he's still butthurt about aspergersfrontier calling him out>it took him weeks to determine that you have the option to drop a wit card for a flex card because, ultimately, 3speed is too comfy to pass up>states that "akshually wit is a fake stat" while he attempts to jam a power card into his deckthis is "yourguy", /uma/?
>>579401360
Next CM is the one where you need to bring Supreme Racist? Or it's next after it?
>>579404114I don't know who these people are
>>579404069Painting these tits with my cum
>>579404160Next afterArima Kinen is CM20
>>579404114wit is fake tho????
>>579404069Let let slide my hands under that bikini
>>579404114
>>579404204>>579404179
>>579404114His oshi is Winning Ticket bwo, that's enough for me to know not to take anything he says seriously
>>579403794Don't laugh at her, please...
>>579404114(in the voice of walter white aka heisenberg from hit television series breaking bad) jesse what le fuck are you le talking about le
>>579404020aw
what the fuark raisu is the best uma in the game?
>>5794041602500mnakayamaarima kinen
>Big Sis[-]
>>579404292wei!nice toesen
Why do youtube guidefags think there's more of them here than there actually are
>>579404324>Big sister
>>579404114I'm unemployed and still don't know what the FUCK are you yapping about
>>579404278need to place my face between those saggers and sleep as she caresses my head and murmurs sweet nothings
>>579398836
>>579404292>mlb daiichi>mlb lh>sr sweep>borrowing agnes
>>579404278On second thought I'd want to nuzzle my face in between them while desperately pumping Ardan's umanko.
my best performing racer uses ntr speed
>>579403924>>579404179>>579404204indiandachi…
>paying attention to uma youtuber drama when you could be watching vtubers insteadsmhdesu
nice brown hours, globaltards
>>579404483Shit happens
>>579404478Hmm hmm! Thanks anon
>>579403691>GWOS>SOLO HEAL ZOG IS GONNA BE GOOD TRUST ME>I'M GONNA RUN DOUBLE DOM WITH IT TOO
>>579404194>>579404351Based
>>579404292>MLB Rubygood for you, I hope you get plat and your Jordan sings Ms. Victoria
>>579404478wife
>>579403947is the effort to make an EC xoguri worth the trouble when PACE is still leagues above the rest and is much easier to build
burger pocket
>>579404478Only in Dia's dreams!
>>579404621guess the time in sea
I am drinking a blood orange blonde ale, beer is great
>>579404474>>579404503
>>579404324i literally got 75 stam from this event lol
>>579404717end hog allows you to run double debuffer and feel okay about it.pace hog is just a strong but slightly gambly pacer which means relying on it as a solo ace won't feel good.
>>579403935She is big
Dont forget if you want to pace tama in next cm you need angling, trust the plan bwochos
>>579400070
>>579404775No wonder she's such a jobber, there's no time for training with all of the constant umapyoi
>>579397407Transcend teaching Acute how to shitpost in 4uma
>>579404946Thats really cute
>>579404746absolutely demolished some imperial stout the other day and i’m already shaking because i’m looking forward to drinking more
>>579404946yay!!!
Doto has goofed up
>group A day 1 was far easier than unranked day 1 and 2Also finally Rice Shower is working as intended and actually winning as she should
>>579401723>>579401631whats good about sluttle that makes her eat fronts
>>579404278Teasing your nipples
no one who makes videos over 10 minutes is "/our/ guy"this game isn't complex enough to justify 40+ minute videos talking over PPT slides
>>579405043She got a gun
we doing sprint cm now i guess
>>579405134Umamusume are bulletproof
>>579403947late surger curren doko?
Samson Big is a very good kid.I want to adopt her and molest her.
>>579405218she's cuter without that stupid hat
>>579405218Fluffy
>>579402525
>>579405218Samson Smol
>>579404957>>579405085
>>579405134
>>579405329Let me put sunscreen on your back...
>>579405261
Goldship as an end closer and take after school stroll while vodka the other backliner is a late surger and takes BOFA?Or run them both as late surgers but Goldship needs to run a gimped Super Creek LB1 for swinging maestro?I know front runners and sometimes pace chasers want to be running in tandem but I'm not sure if it's the same for backliners. Vodka's a lot harder to force into end closer, but Goldship's gold recovery only procs for ECs.
>>579405092>he is not deciding what raindow to click based on The Feynman–Kac Formula ngmi desutachi
>>579405312AURATyty anon
>>579405218>>579405213>>579403708>>579403467>>579402705>>579402618>>579402472>>579400568>>579400556I want to diddle Samson Big
>>579405329Wifebait uma. And I've fallen hook line and sinker
>>579400862Any uma running 2 speed cards in this scenario and with no speed bonus pretty much needs speed sparks or they will have unusable speed levels. Your power and wit will suffer because you'll probably need to click stamina training some.
>>579405392No particular reason to have Lates run in tandem, you can have Golshi as an End and Vodka as a Late if you want
>>579405312>The raped
If I get knocked down to class 5 again I'm quitting the game. I'm so sick of yo-yo'ing. Especially when I'm like 1m over the cutoff to class 5 every week.
>>579405491
>>579405432i did 2 speed tama with 1360 speed with 3 total speed sparks and shes doing fine
>>579405505wrong general i think m’lord
>>579405392vodka loses her gold skill outside of miles. just run grass wonder as your late surger. both vodka and grass have speed and power growth-rates which means you can fit a stamina card into the deck without too much issue.
>>579405616nah right general
>>579397407Verxina flirting with her clueless trainer
>>579405301
>>579405491samson looks so chill
I kinda of want to do festive miracle Goldship next medium CM, sounds kino
>>579405739She is chill
>>579405739she looks goofymakes me want to ruffle her already messy hair
>>579404114Let me guess, Victoria Dropoutier tapping the sign about power cards again.
>>579405739>>579405813>>579405826she looks like a stoner
>>579405894Where are my pancakes...
>>579405739idk about chill it’s more like there’s a complete absence of intelligent thought behind those eyes of her
>>579397407Cheval grand in her casual outfit happily fishing
>>579405898
did cyjews release a loli for the first time in years? sales are that bad in jp?
>>579405370>>579405414
>>579406020sexsexkillsexsex
>>579406018What's with the giant drought anyway? Was Ruby the last one?
>>579406018retard
>>579405739
>>579406032Stego....
>>579405691ass wonder isn't in team spica though
>>579404975last one for today
>>579406020I'm only impressed by air groove and rulership
>>579406152kek
I want to abduct Samson Big in retirement and grind her into horsemeat!
>>579406083Fondling these heavy obscene tits
>>579406020admire groove sitting on my face
Fuck you but thank you, Machan.
>>579406020the groovlings
>>579406020sexiest family in the gamecannot wait for Titleholder that will hold my head between her strong martial artist thighs
>>579397251I HATE YOU OGURI CAP
how do i make this retard not do longs for finales
>>579406083Need to be knocked out by by them
>>579406368run hopeless stakes and it should be automatically medium
That new Uma has a really cute smug mouth
>>579406368Run more mediums in career
>>579406368your finale distance is determined by which distance was the most common in your career. if you find yourself in this situation then swap to late (or even end) despite the aptitude loss to inflate your HP.
>>579406505Ruby HATE
smart falcon
>>579406368>3400mThe raped
Bros let me ask, is it appropriate to train a GOLSHI GAME ace? Is it le sovl?
>>579406152lmao great onethanks chibianon
>>579406152She would do that
>>579406606
uh-oh
Stinky's new alt has really cute unique
>>579406641summer goldshit ace is just a slot machine but she doesn't have gigantic upside to make it worthwhile. it's just for fun. a big issue is that SP is quite hard to generate and chain frequency is shit which means you aren't flooded with luxury gold skills, generally what you have needs to work as intended.
>>579406880
>>579406905Please continue posting this picture of scantily clad air groove. She's insanely sexy
>>579406905Hello! Please stop posting images of my scantily clad wife in compromising positions. Thanks in advance!
look at the size of this lad
>>579406905sex in the beach with my wife
where is samson big?
>>579407094Better question, how is Samson Big?
its 9.30pm in sea queue queue queue queue queue queue
reminder that Samson Big was Star Blossom's attempt at making Urara 2 but failed miserably until she was announced less than 40 hours ago
>>579406984is it also that stuff that will actually trigger by itself will be on cooldown for 564 and you might as well just get things that will work by themselves
>>579407238that's because the manga did jack-shit with her
>>579407205I would say this
>>579407205cute mare
>>579407238it’s just cygames interns astroturfing again bwo don’t pay them no mind
>>579407165Is that supposed to be the jobber hours?
>>579407423is she in tomakomai
>>579407205She's too far away
whore
>>579407615I'm gonna impregnate my daughterino
I wish I was paid to astroturf samson big...
Making Samson Big's tummy big (from pregnancy)
>>579407575nyooooooooooooo
samsung big
>Samson is suddenly big hereWhy?
i was gooning to umas and a thought came over my headare umamusume sent to a breeding farm to be bred by humans after retiring from racing?
umanko bigDOKO
Please remember... Who was it again?
big dick is back in town
>just beat a mambro
>>579407920Lamborghini-chan
>>579407945killmarryfuck
>>579407945brickey has some tasty legs
>>579407891Samson?Big.
goddamn it, this xog would be damn near ideal if it weren't for her getting cucked out of mile S. might bring her anyway she still beats my mile S xogs most of the time
>>579407945fuckkillmarry
>>579407945fuckfuckfuck
>>579407945marry marrymarry
>>579407945cumcumcum
>>579408227She is a front runner?!
Would you sacrifice 1 stam blue and 3 medium sparks for better whites?
>>579408227>can run any distance>better long aptitude than almond eyeThis is my hero
>>579408227>frontI am no longer interested in Samson Big
>>579408227Leave Brian to me.
>>579408308Turf kills the right one
>>579408308Not in this caseExplode
>>579408227huh
>>579408402Yeah thats what I fear too. Just really wish I had at least uma stan on her, though I obviously cant really complain too much.>>579408424Thanks and I'll consider it.
>>579408374Why is Brian a brat magnet?
Hi onii-sama
Im gonna get some burger king for dinner
Do you think my clubmates would be upset if I made someone else danchou and left right after awards? I'm tired of playing
>>579407945Is it normal for dirters to be this erotic?
>>579408652No but things will only go well if you make me danchou
>>579408420ORANGE JUMP SCARE!!!
kami-sama... please lower the age of marriage...
I would like to take off Samson Big's clothes
>>579408569She's a brat too
>>579408839No
what has been your Hog encounters this CM? I've definitely seen her, but nowhere near as much as the prior two CMs, where more often then not it was 2 every lobby. I guess borrowing 7* End Closer sparks is a bigger barrier than I thought. Seriously considering taking the Open League pill for Scorpio. Medium CMs are total shit until debuffers are eliminated
>>579409079Almost every room during round 2 but she doesn't winI've seen some retards not even have After School Stroll
>>579409079Not as bad as last CM ngl, feels way more beatable
>>5794090791 Xog everygame (not mine)
>>579409005Yes she is
What does Helios mean by this
ACK WE GOT TOO COCKY...
>>579409346
Is it going to happen?
>Tachyon is supposedly one of the most popular uma>never ever see Tachyon aces
>>579409148*taps*
>>579409564>>579409148Lap Dance City where
>>579409519Sounds of Ass...
>>579409451Nah, I am doing 1 mill fans runs to prevent that. Next month we'll probably settle in A tho.
>>579409548>Tachion SSR exist
>>579409451It would be really funny if someone did "that"
>>579409548Tachyon is for larpers
>>579404324>big sister
>>579409850laisu wouldnt make that face at her big sister
Soon i will do 200 on Tama and this is tier list of spooks i would prefer Ty for watching
>>579407615Kingu failed as a mother figure
>biko will never be swag-
>>579409928why do you have bamboo memory on there twice
>looped so hard that I can now mile A dirt C any mile C dirt G uma
>>579409917laisu doesn't have a big sister
>>579410105Huh?
>>579410151I hate when the trainers have actual designs
>>579410160yes she does. me.
>>579409451agent K its timelong live /uma/club
>>579410196The joke is that her and Yaeno Muteki look similar
>>579410213you're a boy
my trainee has been seething ever she saw tazuna grab my ass when she greeted me at the gate to the tracen grounds
>>579410151
Why aren't umaviewer niggas using the new Windy animation to spam umass (uma ass) videos on twitter
MY VACATION GOT EXTENDED!!!!I was laid off
>>579410297boys can be big sisters.
Is it dober+ryan unique on end closers or do I need the xog festive and after-school stroll?
>>579409548You will see plenty.Soon.
>>579410331
>>579410346well why arent you
>>579410461She got a cool alt. Shame they put her speciality track in purgatory for so long
>>579410461That alt is literally shit except for one specific condition that didn't happen until 3 years later
>>579410515What a cute Umamusume, it'd be a shame if you looked up what happened to him IRL
>>579410354Nyooooooo... why...
>>579409339She wants a popsicle
>>579409548Convince me I don't need tachyon ssr to build ball busting aces. I'm being genuine because I am retarded and believe anything /uma/ tells me
>>579410354Did you get any warning? I hear you can get fired on the spot without reason in the States
>>579410626>you can get fired on the spot without reasonIsn't that illegal
>>579410694
>>579410587Just use Maru
>>579410587Your sMaru statstick? >spec prioJust get lucky
>>579410587You can make up for Tachyon if you have CB Wit, Pearl Speed, and another Skill Point bonus card that does not yet exist in global
>>579410694It's legal if there are no law what makes it illegal
is christmas daiwa meta for arima cm?
>>579410872nyo
>>579410587You probably don't, but she makes it much easier, so it's even more of an uphill climb than usual. SMaru, Kitasan, and Tachyon are the easiest way to cap speed and get high power in GL.
>>579410872YesNext question?>>579410907>long front runner in the long front runner CM>bad
>>579410419xog inherit is trash. For CM19 accels it's just those two and maybe spurt as a backup but it late procs.
>>579410483
man fuark this stupid horse i had 200 speed tokens left over
>>579410626I just got a call this morning explaining the bad news and that I don't need to come in anymore. The relocation and retard spending and new contracts led them to cutting some people out and I happened to be one of the unfortunate souls.
>>579410958Are we sure that Daiwa isnt actually a cow?
>>579410694you must be 18 to post on here
Seiun wit SR is unbelievably great for front runners, holy shit. >amazing hints>all good>groundwork>pretty good chance to get groundwork from her>+1 skill point bonus, synergizes great with Tachyon>50 speprioreally good wit statstick, might even be better for CMs than wit Bourbon, since she gives you Early Lead and groundwork, and fronts are pretty much dead without groundwork. >inb4 groundwork parents dokolooping is rng hell and while I'd love to have an 8* groundwork parent with racing spirit stamina + dd/pp.....I still do not.
>>579411095that's good enough for A finals
>>579409981I like her casual outfit.
>>579410795>>579410868>>579411250Burgerbros...
>>579410354>>579411116Yaaaayyy that means you get to spend more time here then :)
>>579411095front runner Raisu?holy based
>>579410943Sexooo
new flower feels like an upgradedespite losing racing stam and changing unstoppable into mile maven
>>579411337Dia would fire people on the spot for messing up her date with trainer!
>>579411475witlit mayachi...
>>579409079I keep meeting xogger. But it's seems like from clueless one that been told xogger is broken and you should brought her.>pace xogger>end xogger and strollet>end xogger with 2 vision skillsShit was wild.
>>579411475So you don't need 100 wit to do well...
Cafe's Manhattans
umamusume is information warfare game
>>579411713she isn't that big
>wanted to play fronts>now thinking of becoming LAte chad
>>579411649yeah that's been my experience as well. Baka toreinas that think just having Hog = ticket to win, when you still have to know what you're doing, particularly if you're not running her as pace or late. I definitely don't mind, it's made me get into A finals on R2.1 instead of barely squeaking into B finals like last CM and the one before it. Watching Suzuka catapult forward when Unrestrained procs with Angling fills my heart with joy. It doesn't happen often, but when it does.............I howl in happiness
>>579411860Front is an oshigawd style now. Late and Pace is the metacuck style with the occasional end.
>queue into a 3 front lobby>see my pace chasers explode and die
>>579411959It changes when you meet the cancer UF xogger paired with doms though.
>>579411713she's flatter than thatI don't mind this, though
>>579410812>>579410846>>579410851>>579410935Alright, I will be running her next cm
>>579411965The oshi? Seiun Sky
>>579412101There's only like 10 fronts in the game right now. Acting like there's a million to choose from.
>>579412058yeah, I ran into one of those, lost by 4 lengths of course. but what can you do.
>>579412101>0% speed growthSeibum is a certified oshi pick.
>>579411337at will employment is baste because it means you can just up and leave for no raisin either. also means you can cull shit workers and downsize
>>579412187>Daiwa>Seiun Sky>Suzugod>Bourbon + alt>Maru + alt>Kitasan>Palmer>Mayano*>McQueen*>Raisu*Uhhhhh....is that it? Who am I forgetting?
the only ethical fronts are daiwa, ines, og bourbon, falco, rickey and kitasan
my third ace is so fucking dogshit that i probably will do better bringing a debuffer
>>579409451Kll them Kimono, leave the club, you're burnt out from the game anyway
>>579412402Ines Fujin
>>579412402
>>579412031This but a six front lobby when I'm running 3 backliners
>falconas if anyone actually runs her
>>579412402Fujin, Falco, Rickeybut that's it
more like smart felloff
>>579407607you can bet she's tail-hugging his leg
>>579412206I feared that the matchmaking will rigged me against those kind because while my winrate is okay. It's not some monstrous winrate to be designated rigged to be final winner. It already happen on scorpio, probably will be rigged like that to me in Libra too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIPpS5KGT84
fronts and ends are TRASH
When is the club cut off anyway? Is it by reset or in less than 24h?
>>579409548I made Tachyon a very good Ace in some previous medium CM, she was supposed to be a Debuffer but she actually won some races
someone in my round just bought double debuff + runaway suzuka as a teambrother, what are you doing
>>579412769they started tallying 4 hours ago, anon....
>>57941276919 hours to tally 24 for gibs
>>579409451The next 18 hours will be bloody
>>579412879Damn...
>>579409079>Medium CMs are total shit until debuffers are eliminatedI tried oshigaming these last few days, 800 stam, med S yadda yadda and got utterly destroyed by debuffers in public rooms. I'll end using xog and recycled debuffers because that's all this shit mode deserves
>>579409451>if I leave right now the club plummets to Ashould I do it?
OH YEAH GIBS IS TOMORROW
>>579410483cute
NEW DAY DESU
>>579413021Do itTomorrow
>>579413021Do it nigga and get shitposted here forever. I'd say blacklisted too but mamboschizos will definitely support you
Safe
CYGAMESGIVE ME A NEW EL CONDOR PASA ALTAND MY LIFE IS YOURS
new day type shit desu wa
>finished my borrows 2 hours ago>NEW DAYMan playing this game can be such a chore sometime but i need better ACEs for this CM since i have to face Grade A finals
How are styles the meta and not the uma that runs it?
the fuck is she writing bro
>>579412448She looks quite young...
>>579413283you have 6 slots for cards in your deck but your uma only has 1 unique and 2 gold skills
boomer unc ojiisan ahh meme
agent K they are onto youthey are ramping up the fan runsdon't worry just act normalyou are not the only agent under cover in there
>>579413175blacklisting does not exist
>>579413427Dude is so inactive he's not even here to read this bwo
>>579413283because the strength of the style depends on how strong their skills are bro and most umas have terrible skills that have to be patched up with supports, this is why end is garbage except for Taishin the potential uma since she has gold spurt
>>579413283because no one has a super op busted ability like that XOguri Crap
>>579413362nigga do you play on a commodore
hehe yoink
>>579413283When the broken skill is on a card, styles are the meta When the broken skill is a unique (that's near useless when inherited) or otherwise unobtainable gold, umas are the metaLike how paces have been shit the last few CMs but Xoguri, the meta, happens to be paceYou'll see this clearly in the CM after next when it's Kitasan vs Brian vs lates (because the good late skill is on a card)
>>579413215same old shit, just a different daygoing to rape my trainer who's trying to get awaybring him to my house, milk him for his goo
>>579413006yeah witgod said we need 850 stam + gold recoveryFOR A 2200M RACEPISCES 1.0 NEEDED 1000 STAM + GOLD AND IT WAS 3200M HEAVYFUCK THIS DEBUFF SHIT ASS SHIT
>>579413021Do it bitch. Saves us the shame of dropping to A on our own
>>579413645please be my trainee
>>579413682stam requirement goes up the faster your umas are senpai senpai
I've done like 40 manual runs at this point and I can't get this
>>579413801retard
>>579413801holy skill issue
>>579413682tell me what is the speed cap now and what was the speed cap then
>>579413801Idiot
if you think about itpace and late are basically the same styles
>>579413801
>>579410483>>579410331>>579410151I want to try out Ruby's well brought up umanko
>>579413878Lates are pace that late started.
>>579413878sure but I want to have sex with more late surgers than pacersthough a lot of the really hot ones can do both
>3* guts
>>579413951Big BALLIN
>>57941380118 songs during Japan cup
>>579413801Dude... You're telling me you regularly unable to buy THREE (3) songs every section?
>>579413878This but late and end.
>>579414036Kris Sex
>>579414017You're supposed to buy 4 a section?
front freddypace jaceylate kateend benjamin
>>579413878this but any style except big niger
>>579414017>>579414007wait what? I do buy the songs to get a great concert but always on the last turnyou mean to tell me I have to buy them early for some reason???
>training front runner>light hello nowhere to be seen before classic yearevery time
>>579414160Skill points!
>>579414152something's getting in the way of end closers?
>>579414160Songs have two effects, one that applies as soon as you buy it (e.g. 22+ speed) and another one that applies after the next concert (e.g. +5% fb).
>>5794141603 songs every concerts, and 18 by senior year late november
>>579414160final season you have to buy the songs before december to get the great success thing yeah
>>579414160You've to buy it before the arima turn.
>>579413759oh. if that's true then I'm less madbut not by much, getting stamina in GL is cancerous as fuck
>>579414260SOMETHING IN THE WAY... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>579414160>only buying songs at the last turn
>>579414175sexboli sirius
semen retained
>>579414160in Senior Year you're supposed to have 18 songs before Late Dec
It's up.
>>579414547great balance
>>579414284>>579414286>>579414313>>579414535where does it tell me this ingamedon't link me to some guide or wiki
>>579413939>sure but I want to have sex with more late surgers than pacerspretty sure for me it's the opposite>Ardan>Ramonu>Gentildonna>Pearl>McQueen>Taiki >Curren Chan>Fine Moan>Rice Shower>Super Creekvs>Kawakami Princess>King Halo>Mejiro Dober>Nice Nature>Gold City
>>579414547Ogurin sure is cute huh?
>>579414547nice game umatards
>>579414547>exact same stam req>exact same accels>exact same metaname literally 1 reason why i shouldnt just reuse my CM17 ace and deboofs
>>579414547I've finished the end xogger thus signed out for this slop CM. What parent should I make for Arima kino?>>579414636By playing and buying songs instead of hoarding it for no reason.
>>579414547Oguri Cup!
>>579414175Sirius is the type to insist on collaring but get shy when presented with a wedding band
>>579414636It doesn't. You discover it on your own like I did.Not reaching 18 only gave me a short version of Girls' Legends U whereas my run with 18 songs gave me the long and full version.
>>579413939pace chaser is literally the for you racing style
finance runnerpay chaserlate splurgerspend closer
>>579414547People spend real life money on this schloppa btw
>>579414636>where does it tell me this ingame
let this be a lesson for yougacha games are only worth playing on the initial launch regardless of the language
>>579414713Putting descent in case of whiffed ult.
nigger runnernigger chasernigger surgernigger closer
>>579414713There isn't. People have brought up an example of a guy doing like 80%+ and winning 4 CMs in a row with the same Oguri
>>579414636>he's one of those guysReally sloptubers bred such a retarded generation where they don't just tests things in their own
>>579414547thank you cyjews very cool
Front NiggerPace NiggerLate NiggerEnd Nigger
cant they just nerf hoguri and I dunno refund the carats
Oguri Cap is my fuarking hero!
my nig and nig flower is better than my end xog? thoughts?
>>579414547OGURI CAP AS IN PEAK
>>579414547>there's no point in training anything elsethanks cyjews
Sprint?Oguri CapMile?Oguri CapMedium?Oguri CapLong? Oguri CapDirt?Oguri CapIts just so peak.
>>579414963Cap as in peak...
>>579414636fyi the guides lie by omission (and so do the people who claim they figured it out themselves), you need 18 songs by the end of early dec but you also need to have bought 2 songs in the second half of senior yearif you have 18 songs by senior summer, or 17 songs by then and you buy one later, you won't get it
Frank...
>>579414547Cap... as in peak...
SHE STOOD UNSHAKEN, A PIG IN THE STORMA GAL OF CONVICTION, A WHALE REBORNSHE SPOKE THE TRUTH, THERE'S NO COST TOO HIGHSHE LIVED FOR CYGAMES, UMAFRAID TO STY(CHORUS)WEEEE AAAARE XOOOOGGY KIIIIIIIIIIIIRKWE PIGGY THE GAMEWE'LL FIGHT FOR THE CARATSWE'LL HONOR HER NAMEWE ARE XOGGY KIRK, HER WALLET OUR OWNTOGETHER XOGBROKEN, WE'LL MAKE CM BROWN.A PACER, A 'CLOSER, HER WALLET HELD NEARA DECK BUILT ON RAINBOWS, ON DEBT WITHOUT FEARTHE WORLD TRIED TO DEBUFF, BUT HER OINK REMAINSIN US IT ECHOES, THE XOOOOOG SHE SUSTAINS(CHORUS)WEEEE AAAARE XOOOOGGY KIIIIIIIIIIIIRKWE PIGGY THE GAMEWE'LL FIGHT FOR THE CARATSWE'LL HONOR HER NAMEWE ARE XOGGY KIRK, HER WALLET OUR OWNTOGETHER XOGBROKEN, WE'LL MAKE CM BROWN.THE CHANMI IS RAGING, THE BROWNEST WILL DIEWE RISE WITH HER WHALING, WE EXIT THE STYBUHI IS ETERNAL, THE HOG IS OUR GUIDEWITH XOG AS OUR CAP(as in peak)TAIN, WE WALK SIDE BY SIDE(CHORUS)WEEEE AAAARE XOOOOGGY KIIIIIIIIIIIIRKWE PIGGY THE GAMEWE'LL FIGHT FOR THE CARATSWE'LL HONOR HER NAMEWE ARE XOGGY KIRK, HER WALLET OUR OWNTOGETHER XOGBROKEN, WE'LL MAKE CM BROWN.WE ARE XOGGY KIRKFOREVER ALIVEWE ARE XOGGY KIRKWITH XOG WE WILL RISE
I also just got her wife fit
>>579415070I think 17 with the legends u as the final addition do still count as 18 songs iirc.
>>579415131fuark...
>>579415090Fucking Special Week in front of Kingu
I want umamusume but well designed
>>579414547Which style is that I'm colourblind
>>579415270>>579415270>>579415270
>>579415180i don't think so but i've never had luck that bad without gluing early so who knows
>>579415284End is the better one.
>>579415090i know they're expecting 4p, but what if i dump all my cum into only the umanko i actually want?
oguri derby
>>579415180No, you need 18, then Legend U is the 19th
>>579415232chances are kingu would secretly love that
>>579414547dont care, running daiwa
>>579406635MILK
>>579414132I was confused too, but I understand it now>Light Hello has event Senior Year, Late November>If you have obtained 18+ songs by then, the Grand Live is special. tl;dr buy 18 songs by Senior Year Japan Cup. No, the game does not tell you this anywhere.
