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>>579463637jp bros does it ever get hard to max speed? like a year or two down the line, because currently the 20 percent speed bonus for my umas seems pretty worthless with this scenario/speed cap
Which uma has the most retarded run?
abuse cryersabuse tanukisabuse babydachis
ryan LOVE
>>579463821maruzen
>my trainer showed up with a dog that looks like an uma and digs wherever he tells it to
>>579463637Oi, where's the updated schedule?
>>579463906B+ next month
>>579463821Skippers like seiun
Tachyon LOVE
>>579463717>jp bros does it ever get hard to max speed? liNo. If anything it gets easier.
>>579464021trust ze plantrust ze quota
>>5794640142 more hours bwi
>>579463821>nobodyrunslikethis.webm
>>579463717you can just stop clicking on speed after capping yknow
>>579464108so 3 speed 2 wit deck dies because you can easily max it with 2 speed cards?
Aieee I dunno who to send to finals. Xogger anchor of course, and Flower did very well, but I kind of want to swap to running double front since Sei can really kick some ass. Also thinking of risking solo front, but it's hard to test especially here since a lot of the main room joiners run fronts.
>>579464221Yes.
I'm starting to think my trainee likes it when I hit her every time she loses a race
Nice Nature is a loser but I still like her anyway.
>>579464276You just realized?
Have you checked in on your club today?
It may just be my deck but I feel that I just have to bite the bullet and do 3Sp + 1W + 1St decks for GC when building mediums. Stamina is just too low otherwise.
I'm very proud of them, hopefully I don't get raped by 2xogers + 2 doms + 2 keen eye in the finals.
People should post these more
I should have trained her as a pace desu
Post fun CM moments
>scrolling through clanker skill list at max speed to see which racing spirits she got at the bottom >Something seemed off>Scroll back up>Two purchased skills>Wtf the clanker doesn't buy skills?>Mfw I remember these are the skills you get if you pick the recovery gamble option from ashinzawaBro what the fuck is my clanker doing
>>579464371torena would NEVER say this
>>579464437boooo get some new material where's the rest
>>579464594Narita Brian is so cool.Too bad she's like four feet tall.
>gold skill that does nothing if there are more than 2 frontsim still rolling but what is that bro
>>579464765Theyre starved because spykuns dont feed them. Only real umankoers get first row seats at the umama show
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/uULi_ghttps://jiggie.fun/uULi_g
>>579464749anshinzawa comes for alleven clankers
>>579464749taking drugs
Did you make it?
>>579464371It just means I'll have to hit her harder, thank you
pokke as wife yes or no
>>579464827no wind if the way ahead is brocked gwo
>>579464827Those shoes and stockings are kind of erotic... I might have to pull on her....
>>579464252your sei will be weaker than other fronts if you get matched in the finals with another
>>5794644392sp is doable depending on growth and if youre ok with 1.5k speed (its really fine)
>any counterbakershut up troon you dont even play the game
>>579464439your stamina loopa?
>>579464827the fuck does "bidding time" mean
>>579464594Runaway overtake from behind moment
Oh gawd, the plushie Copano Rickey in the crane game is adorable.
>>579464917Hmmm myaybe
>>579464883Yesterday
>>579465094Literally how
>>579464974she's one of the lewder outfits in general
>>579465041My borrow is 6* Power, 3* GutsI am going back to my usual borrow that is 6* St, 3* Power to see how much that improves things but, even then, it feels a bit low.
>>579464529
I think Dia would run better with her stupid sleeves.
I think Dia would run better with her sleeves in my mouth
>>579465218Dueling + firm resolve + power on the hill + debuffs + unique proc for salt in the wound.It was a mile S vbourbon so that is an overtake against a real late race having uma, but I'm not sure about the mood situation. Taiki super wideswung so she didn't duel and wasn't really in the picture.
>>579465080>>579454741
>>579464990Yeah, it was a last minute pivot, so they're not great. Aieee I don't wanna give in to running a debuffer...
>>579465354Agnes Tachyon also has stupid sleeves. If they affected her running, she for sure would never have them that way.Diamond's must be fine as well.She could probably use a sports bra, though.
>>579465449i'd probably go with a debuffer. i remember your taishin being able to steal some wins as well
i love this bakushin line
>>579464276>hitting your trainee evertazuna, cut this man's balls!
>>579465008This, just make sure you get distance S and you should be fine against most people
>>579465460That sports bra? Me
SHE'S ONLY PRETENDING TO BE DRUNK DON'T FALL FOR HER TRICKS TOREINA
Shakur love
>>579465529You're probably thinking of someone else, I didn't test her much and she didn't win any races either
>>579465609SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>579464439That's what I did for Virgo and it worked out, though Wit does get precipitously low (700ish). I feel like 2Sp only works if you have a particularly high speed growth, I was only hitting the 1400s at best because I don't generally run speed growth umas.
this is it, my final WR I hope I don't get screwed on the matchmaking
>>579465609
>>579464827Please turn around
Retards
>>579465719bratty hag...
>>579465881I'll pray you get a 8 Front lobby. That'll be great, right?
how do i get an uma wife irl?
>>579465964You are who you engage with
>>579465964>4and fuku just died
post hishiamasexos
Funny enough I haven't seen a Xog win this CM
>>579465964Rickey on my dickey!
>>579464529I'd berry my dick in her ass. And have her call me daddy.
>>579465627I love her and her shark teeth
>>579466079I've lost to 3.
>>579466079Normal Oguri, yesXOg, not yet
Going into B Finals
>>579465797I'm working on Ryan for now so she's got no speed growth. That being said, she's got a Wit bonus so I could maybe justify doing 1W with her.
>>579466053NO CLEAVAGE FOR YOU
SCHEDULE WHERE
Trainer-san friendship training doko
>2-2 so fari'm on my wit's end
>>579464529I'll post this instead since the articles didn't even cover Suzuka
>>579465707oh debuffer it is then
?????
>>579466070
Fuji Kiseki
im no longer asking torenaim going to rape you
>>579466053
>>57946626175 minutes, bwo.>>579466270I wish my wit cards also reached their end.
>>579466121They are super cute aren't they
...?
Why did they rerun Seeking The Pearl only weeks after her banner ended anyway
>>579466798high demand
>>579466446by me
>>579466798It had something to do with payment messing up, pretty sure it was on the server end for Cygays rather than the cards being used.
What power card is the best at just generating power stats? Rice?
I'm in
>>579466798nonody rolled on her so they thought it was a bug
>>579466696There's something very lewd about this specific angle
>>579466978Unless its changed probably uokka
>>579466798They didn't understand why nobody was rolling on her so they put it up again
Should I just give up on End Xog and do paceI can't get more than 600 stam and 777 is the trigger anyways
Where does the center stand?
I love my genius wife!
>>579466489how can you not feel uncomfortable lookin at those AIslop tier hands
>>579466978Nah, you're going to lean more towards Uokka with her getting you quick access to high friendship trainings.
>>579464103
>>579467283>another mare with feelings for her trainerCygames... please stop...I get the message
>>579467283Bed-breaking OYAKODON
>>579466079Thats because a lot of them are Pace Chasers.
>>579467373Seriously? Still? Man they just don't print good power cards do they...
>>579467432I'm a broken record at this point but her career is not particularly romantic/For (You)
>>579467427
>>579467609stay virgin
Does anybody even know... where the center stands?
>>579467206777 is not the skill you want to trigger off of thoughbeit
>>579467373>SSR Vodka is practically the Kitasan of power cards>Has been in since launch>She aint shit
brick-182 (835612678) is recruiting one new brickbro interested in a drama-free A+ club. 50mil quota, just use your TP and do your auto runs.>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
How much stamina do I need on the CMs that use this?
>>579467762True, but I also kind of wish I had her to help with power woes and BoFA being usable now. Granted, it'd only be for next medium, maybe not as much the Arima Kino after that, but still would be nice.
>>579467280At 0
this pleases my autism greatly
>>579463637WHY DON'T THEY INVITE DIGITAN TO THE DIRTER HANGOUTS
>>579467742STOPPPPP AIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
w-w-why is she called Right Handed Demon?
>>579467373is ECP really not able to contest with her 10TE and only mildly lower spec?
When making parents, should I reach for as much affinity as possible or do I stop after getting double circle?
I dress like this
>>579468170Ogurin's clues bros.....we lost
>>579467972+100
>>579467917>drama-free>50mil
>>579467280>>579467742GET ZERO MAN NAKA MEZASE GO TO TOP ICHIBAN TEBACHIRI KIRAMEITEANATA TO YOU TO KIMI NI KIBOU TODOKERU KARAFARUKO ZETTAITEKI CENTER MEZASHIMAASU
>>579468338
>>579468276Umas with Turf A arent allowed to attend dirter social gatherings.
>>579468467you mean like the toreina on the left right?
>>579468276>turf ahang out with your own kind t*rfer
>>579468276digitang is a fake dirter who runs terfs
>>579467917>40M quota when half TP was active>50M quota when half TP goes away
>>579467917>recruits despite accepting randos into the club
>>579468516it is frankly astounding how round she is
>>579468358Etsuko, Contain, Protect
>>579468276Nobody wants The Pervert anywhere near them
my brain is recognizing patterns...
>>579468652
rate day 4 of cm18
Presents for X is fun when it works
>>579467742>>579467280this is a umamiliation ritual
>>579468652She's round, just like a 0.
>>57946875018/20
>>579468579>>579468616>>579468619DIGITAN WOULD BEAT ALL THEIR ASSES THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS!
>>579468276She keeps forcing jokes about how dirt aptitude means you prefer anal. Like she literally will not stop bringing it up in every conversation. It weirded everyone out.
>>579468750>Group BI am where I belong
>>579468605no.
>>579468358Doing a quick comparison, it seems they are interchangeable. So if you have Pasa, you can still make it work.
Get zero'd
>>579468838I made this mp4
>>5794687502-3, 3-2, 5-0, and 0-5fucking gamblecore cm
https://x.com/Nov1527_/status/2076634347436929032
Zephyr... cute?
>>579469185hope everyone liked it~
>>579466986I deserve rape
>>579468750I am comfortably Open A, but I know I will lose finals
>>579469282rape coded umas
Stego is very cute. I want to hug her.
>>579469301wait...wide-shaped wasn't a meme? It's REAL?
>>579469342This guy gets it
>>579466986>>579469282I like your teamyour grass better not be a debuffer.
Fine whatever I'll go away
>>579466986>Deio>DiaSOVL
What a drama queen, and I thought Opera O was bad enough
>>579469360It's very REAL, anon.
>>579468750I had a hog run into a SMaru's ass which was funny. Denied me a 5-win ticket, but I was more annoyed that guy ran SMaru, swimsuit Mack, but base Golshi. Could have had the lewd team if he wanted to but oh well. Considering that's my only complaint of the day, 9/10.
>>579469445My only sin is Speed Eater
>>579469360I will never know for sure. The wide-shaped gaslighters live in my head rent free.
Do we have a list of which umas would be the best mothers?
>>579469582Nah that skill's valid
>>579469508
>>579469582>speed eaterbasedand goodI'm proud of you.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FRONTS NOW AIIIEEE
>>579469093ITS NOT LOOPED SMOOTHLY YOU SUCK
>>579469715
>>579469715who's uma first
plapplapsex on my face
I'm gonna start looping Wide Shaped.
AWAWAWAWA
I'm gonna start looping flat shaped
>>579468516
>4chan Tachcute
vroooom
getting an unsettling amount of spechud dominating suzuka headline pics from this CM
Meisho Doto destroyed every club she came across. When will she pay for her crimes against /uma/?
I FUCKING LOVE CMs
Who's gonna be your first?
I found the bwaa goldmine on tumblr. Theres even some with alt outfits for a few umas. https://crimsongender.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/uma%20musume
My trainee keeps telling people she "finally got a white boyfriend" but I'm the only white guy she knows...
>>579470531big 'zensky as always
>>579469981bue LOVE
are people unironically trying to win with runaways instead of making them blockers? keep seeing them built like aces and none of them place above 5th no contest
>>579470531finally they are adding the sex mode
>opponent's End Closer HOg loses>look inside>no after school strollhow do people still not know what they're building
うまさんぽ more like うまちんぽ
Which uma has the most retarded bounce?
>>579470531rice then ayabe probably
>>579470624>image has edited textI WILL KILL YOU WITH MY CROSSAINTS
>>579470613making them aces is how you do blockers, might as well go the extra mile(heh) and make it so they win sometimes
>>579470667like in most of these questions the answer is always the samespechud
>>579470531what even is this
>Do Deuce popped a boner upon seeing Nashwa in DubaiDamn that's gigantichttps://x.com/edward4th66/status/1774089605043933211
post something refreshing
>>579470789I'm drinking water like that horse rn, so good
>still no option to turn off skill animation cutscenes and finishes are unviewable about 33% of the time due to one of my team procing a unique in 7th place
>>579470771stop looking at horse cock
>>579470789
>>579470613I like Palmer and I want to try and get a win
>>579470613My nig usually place 2nd, either to my ace or someone else. She even won once.
>>579470771They really just splooshed a bottle of water on his schlong to make him lose it. Hilarious.
>>579469981based>>579470072maybe
>>579470531My first was already Pandora on JP.My first on Global will be Kawakami Princess.
>failed two 2% failure wit trainings in a row because I have practice poor from failing a 10% wit trainingAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
>>579470531Fuku even though I already have her bond level maxed out
>>579470984>practice poor from failing a 10% wit trainingStop making shit up, bro.
>>579470984you dont get injured on a wit training stop lying
>>579470920based pamagod
>>579470531I'll tear Suzuka's hymen once again
>>579470914
Okay what is with dirt Uma and their mood downs.Espo got THREE mood downs before classic summer. Like how? Why?
>>579470920just run her front then, runaway is throwing
>>579471043>>579471059OBVIOUSLY I PICKED THE BOTTOM OPTION IT WAS IMPLIED
>>579470771how can torenas even compete
>>579471187retard
>>579470751umasanpo
hokko tarumassive
>>579471187Wit training gives you health back because your Uma just goes to sleep. It does not injure you. Why are you pretending to play the game?
>>579470920>>579471093
>>579471179The Baku-nige dream... You are right and I should be making 2 Palmers to try it out. I guess 2 fronts and a pace? That way I can try Runaway+Front+Pace
>>579470984>practice poor>failed wit training
Please let your trainee sit on your lapplease
>>579471490Ok but actually fuck trying to spell restaurant
>>579470771Then there's Tamamo Cross whose cock so tiny (for horse standards) and have to be guided by the breeders so it doesn't slip out during mating.
wow, chiyo actually carried my ass today
>>579470771I thought Do Deuce was retired
Me and my trainee after her first G1, Hopeful Stakes
>>579471093>>579471429I wish I wasn't such a fourth rate trainer so I could give her the wins she deserves
>>579471429theres no way to get under her shirt to grope SO LEWD
56/80
>throw my team into the round 2 a gauntlet for carats >they survive with a 49% win rate Ayabe, I believe you can win A Finals. You can do it!
>>579471773I'm papa
>>579471293NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAUGHT MEIdk I forgot which training gave me practice poor so I just wrote wit... Sorry...
>>579471804Shiraoki please strike this heretic down with your full might for his foolishness
>>579470771>Lost His love for the mare was not enough. Pilsudski's Japan Cup is still more iconic.
>>579470531I am going to go out with Manhattan Cafe!
>>579470531Ayabe ofc then Cafe
can you wish my girls good luck
>>579470531Wtf is this?
>>579470771Now I'm imagining myself getting a boner to random umas and Tazuna, quietly coming to me saying nothing, just unziping my pants and squishing water to calm my boner.
>>579470531
>>579472181daily dates that help you grind bond level
>>579472120good lu->brickeymay your bed be facing the correct way
>>579471605NTR bait
>>579472304real ones already max bonded everyone they care about
>>579472120>VboboI hope you lose A finals to a clanker
Go break your ankle and move to America you oversized carrot.
https://litter.catbox.moe/fj6yr7.jpg
>>579470531My oshi, of course
>>579472120nice girls who love to be in front, hope it stays that way
>>579472120i never thought about it until now but do triple fronts run budding blossom or is there no point even if it hits
>>579472408me on the right.seriously please I need it
NEWS
>>579472120
>>579472340Murder bait
>>579472304HOLY SHIT IS THIS WHEN THEY ADD THE KFC????
>>579472502Holiday Celebration in September!
>>579472120>triple frontI hope you get blocked by a big nige and cucked by end xoguri
>>579471272Marrying Hokko Tarumae and then forcing her to move away from Tomakomai!
>>579470531This brat
>>579472219The funnier mental image is whenever a trainee is getting too close to their trainer so Tazuna just appears and uses a spray bottle on the lusting uma
>>579472120GANBARE MR SPERM
>>579472502>"Holiday celebration" Oi vey, good goyim.
>>579472595gonna take her to a love hotel
>>579472465I did some test runs with it and it wasn't consistent at all, just a waste of sp.
what's wrong with saying holiday
>>579472408>https://litter.catbox.moe/fj6yr7.jpgWhat is she saying?>>579472502Where's my fucking Pearl rerun? I didn't have enough carats for the first banner you fucking jews.
>>579472502I CANNOT WAIT FOR GRANNYBut wait... The festa banner......
>>579472502I'M READY FOR MY TAMA AND INARI
Anyone else never been in B finals?
>>579472502>Flash SSR and wonder acutiemy carats are in danger...
>>579472502>CM19 in 2 weeksDude stop. I can't handle this anymore.
>>579472740Should've swipedthe only reason why the rerun happened was because Japan couldn't
>>579472502>Daiwa and Uokka Christmas skins>Holiday celebration has hogtruly no escape from her. Tempted with that Air Groove wit card, but still seems like a big save month before October slams my stash. Also, Scorpio 2 in two weeks, jeez, glad I have my end closer sparks, but I really need to get some general medium ones going.
>>579472718In your case nothing, Hog.
>>579472718its xitter touristsdont mind them
>>579472843retard faggot
>>579472502>they rename christmas vodka to kingdom hearts wodka
>>579472120Fortune only comes to those who are spiritually pure sorry
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>579472502What holiday are we celebrating
so what did we learn?
>>579472502Who's, uh, coming out tomorrow?
>>579472502>Kitawhite coming in OctoberEverything is moving so fast...
>>579472574no thanks
>>579472960>>579472563Well, partially in October.So... Canadian Thanksgiving?
>Yamanin "Get me to 2nd place and only 2nd place or I'd die" Zephyr>Front E
>>579472502>another 2 weeks until I can nakadashiI can't wait that long, bros...
>>579473046please get off discord
>>579472856Oguri CM. Oguri game. Oguri everything. You expected otherwise?
>>579473051Wind tits
>>579472502PUT ON THE SHOES VODKA
>>579472941even better when she becomes cat
i want to sanpo my uma
She is so freaking cute. I don't care if I'm going to end up having to spark her with cash, I want her now.
>>579472465I didn't try it but I'd imagine it's more consistent than nimble. The idea is:>1st front procs angling + plancha>2nd front procs plancha>3rd front procs BB, overtakes 2nd front and procs plancha>2nd front procs BBI might try this in the next mile dirt. Of course, you'll need 3 equally strong fronts for this to work since the 2nd and 3rd need to be close to each other for step 3 to happen
>>579472502>want Christmas Daiwa>might get Vodka Clown Shoes insteadoh boy
>>579473221I wanted to believe I will be slightly more free of her after the next medium CM is over, but seems she'll still linger and I will accept it.
>>579472502why do they hate Christmas so much?
>>579472502>nobody even cares that Pearl is missing
>>579472718Pandering to human farmers and SEAkeks.
my daring tact gf
>>579472740>>579473498She only had a rerun in JP cause of payment processors not working so whales couldn't top up for a time. Here, everything worked just fine and whales could top up no problem so no need for a rerun
7 and i rape Shiraoki 4 and I will give Mayano Top Gun one rape coupon
>>579472502FINALLY
no one's gonna roll for the granny, she's objectively the weakest dirter
Uokka's Kingdom Heart shoes are cute in this, at least...
>>579472740Cygames saved you from wasting carats on literal garbage. You should be happy
>>579472502I WANT TO UMAROLL
>>579473464CM20 is 2500m and stamina doesn't come easy in Grand Live. It's still an Oguri time.
fucking the pearl
>>579472502>want Christmas Vodka>might get Daiwa Whore Boots insteadoh boy
>Pearl slanderWeak
>>579473671W I D E
I like denim shorts
>>579473178She's got huge tits you can fuck after she fails to proc ult and loses.
>5 banners this month>at this rate HISHIAMA SEXXXOOOO will be available before 2027Keep it up Cygames.
>>579472502Interesting, so we are going through Christmas in September. This actually feels way more accelerated than last year, where if i remember right Christmas was in October or November.
>>579473987
>>579473849I shall tolerate for that much longer.
>>579462092thanks, onige bro. One more question before I start looping Suzu parents for next CM. Is it true that if a Runaway hits spot struggle with another runaway she just dies even at max stam?
>>579473987Such a sexy design on an unbalanced cockroach of an enemy
Ayabe sucking your dick
>0-1-5-4weird dayI don't like how inconsistent mile is, bad distance60% overall winrate, pretty decent considering I had to relearn the scenariothanks for the luck nonnies
>>579474081
>>579472502Come to me Creek
>>5794738987 and I rape you
>hrt henry
>>579474139
Sucking Ayabe's Donkey Dick.
>>579474069nta but in all relevant cases, yes. Building a bignig to survive spot struggle means you're not building her to actually win normally, and that is already hard enough most of the time
>>579472502>LITERAL CHRISTMAS CARDS AND EVENTS>HOLIDAY CELEBRATION>that DOG SHIT font for "HOLIDAY"AHAHAHAHAHAH
BRUH LOOK AT THOSE SHOES
>>579472502I'm going to completely fucking obliterate my pull plan this month. God damnit... I want the umas...
>>579472502>2 story Events in a single monthWait?! WHAT?! Usually that happens in anniversary. Wow lol we really are accelerating a bit more. Thank god for Independent Training.
>>579474315
nexto jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/xxTBi8>https://jiggie.fun/xxTBi8https://jiggie.fun/xxTBi8>https://jiggie.fun/xxTBi8https://jiggie.fun/xxTBi8
>>579472502so are they called Huokka and Haiwa
I think they changed it to a generic "holidays" just so they don't have to admit to doing christmas events in fucking september
>>579474375
>>579474375Kingdom Hearts looking ass shoes
>>579462092>mile mavenWait really? I thought it might get eaten by the accel. Currently formulating how to build Suzuka for CM22 because I don't want to face Rickey's
Three Daiwa Scarletto?!
>new holiday event so I get to see retards performatively raging about localization againThe gift that keeps on giving...
>>579474131>60%
>>579474524>he can't math
>kvetching already
Wow I'm annoyed with myself. Half decent run, but also an absolutely wasted one because I forgot to double check parents so she didn't have mid distance, when I was training her to go beat Wonder Acute, and I couldn't use her for mile TT because I chose mid distance skills for half my cards. Wasted 1 of 2 uses of the trainer ability skills too. So, so frustrating.
>>579474516OY VEY dont you have to [censored by AI moderation team] or some shit?
>>579474315>>579474375>>579474457>>579474458It's fine. Shut up.
>>579474131Triple front is just +1 free overtake target for everyone else
>>579474664>60%
>>579474468it usually doesn't. On normal fronts tthat's pretty much what decides who goes into midrace at 1st
>>579474704>t. Vodka
>>579474709xe's gonna get real uppity anon
I really should've updated my team earlier holy shit 1M is so easy
>>579474704
>>579474709it means I only need 1 other front in the game to completely grief pacekeks
>>579472502That Christmas Daiwa is very tempting.
I guess seaturds woke up
>>579473992logotype on my face
>>579474709Explain
>>579474707
>>579472502>holiday, from holy dayAren't they admitting Christ is their mashiach in a roundabout way?
this fag has spent the entire day blogposting about his jp trash and no one cares and yet he continues to do it the fuck is this mental illness
>>579475147Kill yourself V
Does Fenomeno new alt make her more uma x torena or is it just her being a mother?
>Outing lasts only 10 daysWhy aren't we getting it permanently like on jp? Is it really that hard to turn off the expiration date?
>>579474581>>579474702I literally do not believe any of you fags care about this as much as you pretend to.
It begins
>>579468750It's been xog heavier today than the last few days, so it's been much more of gamble.
>slop meltyits not even november yet...
>>579464827what do her zephyrs feel like
>>579475245they don'tjust being obnoxious for no reason
Anon got so bothered he had to reply to himself.
>>579475147No one cares about your "I want to fuck a PNG" posts either
I didn't post that in fact I haven't posted much all day why the obsession
>>579475449i'm not even whoever the fuck you're talking about but at least that means it's a good image of an Uma instead of jp gameplay garbage only he understands or cares about
>>579474767I'm lazy. I need to come up with an all-purpose deck I can run for TT umas. I probably have to do it this week, too, since I've broken a mil last week but on average didn't get above 950k
KIMI TO
>>579472502Summer has come and passedThe F2P can never lastWake me up when September endsMy Club's Quota come to passThirty days has gone so fastWake me up when September endsHere comes the schedule againFalling from X.comDrenched in FOMO againBecoming MetafagsAs my Carats resetBut never forgets what I lostWake me up when September endsSummer has come and passedThe F2P can never lastWake me up when September endsBuy the daily pack againLike we did when August beganWake me up when September endsHere comes the schedule againFalling from X.comDrenched in FOMO againBecoming MetafagsAs the monthly shop resetsBut never forgets what I lostWake me up when September endsSummer has come and passedThe F2P can never lastWake me up when September ends
i want to fuck this gif
>>579475751Nice gif bro.
Can anyone read this? What's the first word
More PNGs to fuck, please
>>579475751
>>579475827Hark Back Run Forward
>>579475593
Evens I fuck an Uma Odds I play games
>>579475827hark tuah
>>579475245I fucking hate it because as a fedora tipper I'm forced to admit the war on Christmas is real and it kills me inside
I will pull for Clown Uokka
>>579475853>>579475978So it really Hark. As an ESL I just learned a new word
>>579475857
>>579476009People don't say that one too much these days
I'm going to have an SR uncap crystal soon, which SRs are worth getting to MLB generally? I have Condor Pasa speed and Vodka speed at 1LB, was really thinking about these
her ass is a wonder
>>579472502>Illuminate the HeartThe Laurel dyke nuke is dropping on September 28Mark the day bwos,September 28, 2026The day that laurelfags get absolutely btfo'd
>>579476009You are NOT Christianhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa5O6EnJtLk
>>579476115what program are you using to translate this that it shows the translation and then the original
everyone DID make A finals, right?
>>579476115this is so gay
>>579476105srs care more about which one you can mlb asap more than which one is the best, because their value are rapidly decreasing as people get more SSRs phasing them out, the sr wits are not bad to consider too if you have any of them near mlb
>>579472502>died shortly before being playable in globalFesta...
>>579476243idk, that's what appeared on umareader when i right clicked and translated the page
>>579476275well, I'd say some people make a finals, but I'm not sure about A finals
>>579476417Sashes, not flags...
>>579475245>Just perform the humiliation ritual, Chud
>>579476417boooooring
>>579476445erotic bamboo spats...
eager
>>579476275No Spe the answer is no.
My umas ran well
>>579476547shut up fringy
>>579476275no but I'll queue later tonight or possibly tomorrow morning
>>579476634post some steamy erp and then maybe I'll be interested
NARITA BRIANI'M COMIN FOR U UMA NIGGA
My debuffer just won a race!
>>579476562>nut in da ScarletDon't mind if I do
>>579476115nobody likes laurel outside of just wanting to fuck her, it's fine. they'll move on to another semen demon soon enough
>>579476697A Yaeno was sniffing her butt heading into the late race, but somehow couldn't catch her. Maru was so exhausted from the spot struggle rush that her run looked like Haru Urara. By far the most cinematic race of this or maybe any of my CMs.
>>579476115stallions would do this
>>579476929Stryk3r-san...
>>579476760>another semen demonSuch as?
>>579476115I'm looking forward to it primarily because I feel energized whenever Brian gets more material
>>579477170the superior sakuralingccubus
>>579476115>EventMeh, those are always full of yuribait.
>>579476115>story events not canon
>>579477360>Its not canon because Torena wasn't involvedlol
>>579472502>VodkaSomeone post THAT
>>579477431yes?
>>579477170buena vista. vivlos. fuck if I know, that isn't exactly the type of uma I care about.
>>579477351>>579477360cope harder laurelcucks
>>579477531Cool SEA timestamp, brownoid
>>579474481Afterimage jutsu
>>579477692and?
>>579476697>>579476929Damn, the litterbox upload keeps failing for some reason.
>>579477360>Umamusume>CanonThe continuity is Simpsons tier
Let's be kind.
Musu in my fusu
>>579472502If no one's updating the schedule in the OP I'll update it later once I get back home
>>579477860fusu
your rolling plan for september?
>>579477808this is a ikusei timeline thread
>>579477860
>sometimes ran into lobbies with single fronts and them winningSo duo fronts gaslight is over?
>>579477918literally nothing
>>579477918fucking NOTHING
>>579477918A nice hot cup of absolutely fucking nothing since they rugpulled the Pearl banner.
>>579477973it's been over since the sprint CM
>>579476275you can't take my schtick like that
>>579477917>>579477961
Your favorite uma will get more content but it will be yuri contentyes or no?
>>579477973they buffed solo front a while ago but 2 is still better since solo can't duel and the lead isn't that good
>>579477973Speaking of which, is the 4L gap scaled by track length?If I run solo Front in Arima Kinen, can she contend?
>>579477918No snacking till Ramon
Monthly 3* Ticket finally in, actually got a new Uma this month. And an Uma I never had at all before which is great.
>>579477918No nut until November.
>>579477918Creek and CB rerun banner
>>579477842no full nice, only kinda nice
>>579477973It was always viable, just not optimal unless the CM was front heavy like Pisces.
>>579477918inari and tamamo
delicious brown soon
>>579478098
>>579477531even the ballroom events, which are known for being pure yuribait, have the main characters of the event flirting with their trainers in their alt outfits events. Cygames' omnipandering is already well-known by everyone
will daitaku helios fans survive her career story which people say is the worst career story in the game's history because of how much of it is helios lusting after ruby
>>579478262I really like how on some pics her top looks like skin and she's exposing her tanned body and untanned cleavage
don't forget to do jp daily tenner
I have every single one of these except Durandal and I'm still tempted to do the scam gacha on the extremely low chance I get her...
>>579478319I'm more worried about how they'll survive the terrible translation they'll get
>>579478290
>>579478441well at least you can rest assured they won't tone down all the yuribaiting because yuri is safe horny
I wish horses were real
>>579478482
>>579478412>12.5%I'd do it
>>579477918Zephyr is so elegant but I already have so many Milers & her kit isn't really exceptional enough to make her stand outI hope she spooks me someday though...
>>579478567HUGE gentle breasts
>>579478504first they'll have to understand what Helios is saying before they can even give her any context
>>579478319She's used the word "heckin" one time and that already dropped her two tiers on my favorites if that tells you anything.
why do all these fucking videos have black frames at the start
>>579478620I want to put this stupid thing in a sock and slam it into the wall multiple times
>>579478662
>>579478662that'd be the last thing you ever did
>>579478662Same but the sock is my cock
>>579478567okay turning the creature into a furry is going too far
>>579478656because you are BAD AT VIDEO STUFF
Why the fuck are we not allowed to save CM races? Those are by far the most memorable and worth revisiting.
>>579478718You mean because the humanoid one has what looks like a fusu face? I think that's just how that artist draws umamusume.
>>579478626there are some words they should keep to themselves for the sake of my eyes
>>579478662people who abuse animals are actually the worst. they're just plain evil and would do this to people if they had the power and authority to do so, like the IDF.
>>579478718
>>579478718>>579478856
>>579478626her original dialogue IS meant to sound outdated so it's accurate at least.
>>579478734THE VIDEO SOURCE HAS BLACK FRAMES IN IT I'M NOT GOING TO CHECK EVERY ONE EVERY TIME IF IT'S ALREADY UNDER THE FILE SIZE LIMIT
>>579478942accurate shit
>2-2-2-2i was so close at the end...
>>579478945>not checking your source and the connected timecodes/frames you use to cut your clipsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrretard
>>579478801well it looks WAY TOO CLOSE in that image
>>579478935I have both those cards and I never realized Tap was also in Digitan's.
>Despite her inconsistent recordHey fuck you reporter
>>579478994I used to be like you newcutie... Next CM for sure. You DO have xoguri right?
>>579478994gwo...
>>579476417get on uma&co level
>>579477918>umaSnack on Zephyr, Wonder Acute, Maybe Inari One Festival idk>cardsFlash
>>579478761use THAT
>>579478590Allison does not approve of this.
Why do jpfags insist on shitting up this thread when they have their own
>>579479196>she's a dorklove it
I'm quite fond of these creatures
>>579479298SEAhours just started
Races have already gotten to a point where I don't even pay attention to what skills are activating where anymore because there's just a constant flux of skills appearing on the side and they're delayed as hell anyway. How is this good design if I NEED to use a third party tool like Hachimiraku to even understand what went right for someone to win the race?
>>579479298not a globab only thread kiddosorry
>>579478761wait for the URA upload on youtube bwo
Why do incel AI bots insist on spamming the thread with off topic "REE I HATE JP FAGS" non sense
>>579479126not quite so...>>579479150i'll survive, but i wanted to see grass on the finals
Do you guys think the inherit is worth it
I'm gonna post a JP uma
>>579479613Fuck off retard
>>579479613sekkusu
>>579479613
this is not a global thread so it's not only limited to global posting, jpuma is the one who's limited
>>579479579No, the only way a non-XOguri is going to beat a XOguri is by gambling Solid Strike+Descent+1
>>579479613I'm in love
is it time for drama?
>>5794795790.05 velo and 0.1 accel feels like nothing
>>579479693But this is the global thread retard
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>579479613s sex
>thread was originally JP only>grass schizo made a JP thread out of spite>JP bros were here day fucking one, posting and helping globalbros>few months later some schizos (likely the grass cuck THAT LOST HIS TEAM) starts spamming the main threadNYOOOOOOOOOTICING and laughing my ass off
>>579479613how does it feel knowing that the most content this character has is from one of the pakatube party game videos?
post something cool
Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
Uma USA game with seabiscuit starter uma when?
>>579479730you get triple 7s on the same card that gives you solid strike thoughif you take SSR Tosen Jordan you already have a lot of the pieces
>>579479876
>>579478994Loooooooooooooooooooser
> /uma/ - Uma Musume General>/umaJP/ - Umamusume Japanese GeneralNotice the difference! It could save your life!For the mentally ill: One simply says "Uma Musume General", implying it's a thread for the game as a whole, including JP (the original), Korean, CHINA, and Globaltard.The other meanwhile specifically is JP only in every way.If you desire a Global thread, how come you don't just make one?
I'M READYIN 2 DAYS DIGIGOAT WILL SING MS VICTORIA
>>579478994B Finals is OK too!
>>579479876Sure
>jpturd mental gymnastics
>>579480000
Aston Machan is out in force tonight. I guess the waifufags have been busy.
>>579480000because this is the global thread no matter how hard you cope. the JPniggers have their own thread they can stay here instead of blog posting irrelevant bullshit
>>579479876The coolest...
>no argumentI accept your concession.
>>579480050this is slop
So I kinda feel like I'm in a rut where I can top out into SS if I'm lucky or do the Unity 5W trick (and even then they aren't good) At this point I'm wondering if my issue is my deck (I don't have a lot of SSRs, let alone MLB ones) or if I need to just try and spam out independent training in MANT or something
if this is also the JP thread then the JP thread shouldn't exist. If there's a JP thread that's going to stick around, JP content should go there instead of here.
Do not snack on banner this month
Oguri won
>>579480197god brian is so FUCKING COOL I WANNA FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER AS WE EAT MEAT
>they can stay here
>>579479613aiming for buena vista's plane jane spot
Isn't the case of deleting the JP general then?
>>579480202but I love snacking
>>579479941Still, IMO 0.1 accel is too low value for 4 wit checks. I'd sooner go for Nimble/Head-On/Angling.
>>579480216she's not that big
>he's snacking before ramones
God bless the monthly ticket I love chinese women
>complains about jp shitting up the thread>shits up the thread by creating a dumb discussion only he cares about>it's a literal nothing burger issueRetard
>>579480253>plane jane spotThat's Mayano Topgun.
>>579480253buena is not plain wtf
>>579480293Nice stolen screenshot retard
>>579480216Oguri isn't sexy
>>579480320
>>579480259If someone wants to make a region specific thread they're free to do so, the same goes for global schizos that hate seeing JP content they can't play themselves and think act as spoilerthe same goes for any weirdo playing the korean or china clientsyet they dont acting like lefty twitter tards wanting to destroy the thing people are having fun withtranny
>>579480378bat goes in cunt
>>579480259He's stupid so no solution would satisfy himJust ignore the schizos
>>579480335>childhood friend>not plain jane
>>579480391wrong
>>579480424No, but my benis goes into her umanko :DDD
>>579480424Bat being my penis right?
Global Exclusive uma for this feel?No faggot ass JP uma allowed!
>>579479613whats her character gimmickinb4 shes for you
FM shouldnt have this nice of feet
Maybe we should add 'Global' to our general
>>579480612No.
I THINK RAMONES SUCK
>>579480448you're assuming buetore is an average manhe's not, he's worked part-time since he was still in mandatory education just to get her a nice accessoryhe's taken the difficult national trainer exam to be allowed to manage a tracen uma at an incredibly young age. fucking kitahara couldn't pass the test until way later in his life.buetore is the exception, not the rule.
>>579480612That would reset the thread counter, as it become a new thread
>>579480612We should then these retarded JPniggers can not play their game in their own thread
>>579480612JPniggers would throw a shitfit and make up mental gymnastic why you shouldn't, and they will still spam shit irrelevant shit to 'own' the globalbabs anyway
>>579472502Removed sched img link for more spacePrevious: >>579440886>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR MaruzenskyCurrent CM: Libra Cup - Hanshin Turf 1600m - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600Current Event: Days Flying By>Schedule09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi09/01 - Uma Outing! Event09/03 - New Legend Races09/07 - Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki09/07 - Hark Back Run Forward Story Event09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Firm/220009/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event 09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Spoopy JP umas~
>>579470612hot
>>579480612Do that and the anti JP tranny will still spam ALL the threads out of spite just like he is samefagging HARDCORE spamming the same rhetoric
>>579480732Who cares?
>>579480737THEIR thread is presumably on 2ch or something, full of actual Japanese text. But they cannot read it because they are too stupid to learn a language after years and years of immersing themselves in an intensive, lifesucking hobby that requires knowledge of that language.
>staygold tranny is hereas if this thread couldn't get any worse
/uma/ already existed way before globalbabs
>>579480925exactly
>tranny tranny trannyholy shit get a new gimmick JPfaggot>>579480925shut up you dont even play the game
>>579480785>>579480737can you just tell us who your favourite jp uma is so we can post her? I don't really see the point in baiting when you can just say what you want
>>579480808sexooooooooooooooo
>jpniggers posting unrelated shit, not even related to umanot helping your case here
>>579480612shitposters tried to force this way back btwand I like JP umas. Niggas play a game with clairvoiance, thirsting over upcoming umas and card and learn metas from jp and pretend jp isn't related
>>579481031such as?
>>579479579There isn't much to do if you're forced to rent either nishino/oguri wit.
>>579477918Only Christmas Daiwa is something I would consider. Otherwise it's an easy skip month
>unrelated to uma
It's almost 12pm in SEA btw
I will post this every day until Cygames makes it real.
>>579480971I don't give a shit about unreleased umas that's not in global. If they don't speak english in-game, they better off don't exist in my peripheral vision
>>579480808Neo is good for fan runs since she has a Takarazuka goal on Y2 allowing 4 races in a row.
>>579480971You'd have to be an idiot to have a favorite character from a Japanese game you haven't played, unless it's one of the few that don't use the generic sameface-and-dotnose anime style that the Japanese government apparently mandates. The characters in this game are almost nothing without stories and voices.
>>579481197Okay?
>>579481156oguri...nyo......
Cygames clearly expects the global audience to keep up with JP anywayhttps://youtu.be/kNK2cQPUNfc
THE IMAGE LIMIT
>anti jp postingSo, Gooks, Chinks or Jeets?
>>579480971I literally do not give a fuck about those over designed whores
>>579480532she ate them...
>>579481254Back to your regular irrelevant shit spamming yeah?
>>579481303>50 posts>25 imageswe're fine until you called attention to it and now people will probably spam images
>>579481314
Did you know? Topuro
>>579481232You're allowed to translate stuff. it's crazy new tech, I know, I know. I thought it was absurd the first time someone told me about it.
>>579481386What?
Which club do I blame for this?
Why is Team Canopus full of girls that just want to fuck their trainer?
>>579481314>>579481445Ai (I) prefer Ai!
cm19publics are deadplease join518464235184642351846423
>fillies ads in my 4chanHuh
>>579481509I FUCKING LOVE RICE
Hope every jpnigger (all 2 of them) get the rope
im more of a bread guy
>>579474468It's literally early race. It can't get eaten by accel zone.
I'm more bread
>>579481517
next bread will be butter
Got my CM19 parent bros... jpniggers need not to reply
>>579481691>>579481620>>579481445
>>579481676This is somehow the most controversial tierlist I have ever seen posted here
>>579481691 asking to be mating pressed
>>579481232What if she's based on my favorite horse?
I'm anti-JP I want them all to go backmy oshi is RYAN btw, take note
>>579481759Love her
>>5794815326/9
>>579481795fuck off V
kill all JPfagsMejiro R Y A N
>>579480801Bumping this updated schedule someone made so bakers can use it
>>579481676banchan's valentine's event has her fucking around in the forest and showing up covered in mud and yet she's not in puppy tier. curious.
>>579481509The perfect housewife
>>579481860
>>579481509It bothered me how little protein she served Kitasan during that training segment. Rice Villain strikes again.
which clubs will be raped after the tally
>>579481653You accelerate to pacing speed during early race. But yeah I ran the simulators and Suzuka should reach pacing speed before Mile Maven.
>>579481487You can always put the blame on us, Mambo.
I LOVE JP I LOVE JP I LOVE JPIM SO HAPPY CUZ OF JP IM SO HAPPY CUZ OF JP IM SO HAPPY CUZ OF JP
>>579481860I need umanko
THE IMAGES@!@!
>>579481740Very nice. I'd been very unsuccessful getting Med+Stroll
I can't believe you all simp over a boring uma like Logotype
>>579481935Nobody knows about that because nobody rolled for Bamboo
fillymanko
>>579482150There's a faggot who pretends to like an ugly boy like staygold do it's really not unbelievable
>>579482150What can I say, shes just my Type
>>579482150plain girls are hot and super cute
Durandal is a good uma tho
>>579482150I wouldnt say simpBut denim shorts are a nice touch and she looks cozy
>>579481993Mine probably. Danchou is too softhearted to impose a meaningful minimum or kick low performers.
someone else bake I'm too lazy to update the OP
sorry nonny, no one else is joining...
how come the anti isnt baking and removing all the JP links while at it? weird how he never does anything but spam drama
>>579482194I did. I didn't get her but the intention was there.
>>579482364>>579482364>>579482364
>>579482332>he wanted her>didn't get her>i didn't want her>got her off bannerI wish I could give her to you bro..
>>579482315He tried that already last year
i have a full team but i'm still not joining
>>579464572What's the lore behind this character being in creepy youtube videos?
