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>Global Game News
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>Schedule
09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi
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09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.
09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Firm/2200
09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road
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09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1

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orenji
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Gold city's trainer is observant at the strangest times but denser than a lead brick at others...
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Tachyon LOVE
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>>579482417
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ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED, MONGOLOID SEATARDS!

UMASUMI!
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>>579482417
>7
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this thread has potential to be better
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thanks to the teiobro >>579480801 for the updated schedule
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>>579482315
>please please please cause more trouble so i feel validated!!!
Might as well falseflag and do it yourself if you want to so bad
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I need to lift, but I'm feeling lazy.

Laisu, give me strength...
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Last call. Show us your record!
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>>579482469
GIVE ME CORNERS!!!
RUBY HATE!!!
Umasumi!!!
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>>579482471
Fuku might do that, if Shiraoki-sama tells her to do it
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>>579482512
only if you give me a smooch
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>>579482469
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>>579482469
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>>579482519
forgot the catbox with the calendar tho...
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>>579482534
Last call? We stil got almost a day left of day 2
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drama?
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>>579482579
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shiraoki-sama's tits on my face
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>>579482667
we actually signed a historic peace agreement, no more club drama ever. sorry.
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>>579482534
i still have my 20 races to do
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>>579482754
Doubtful
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Hate Chiyoposters
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>>579482713
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>>579482660
You have results or not, Oniichan?
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I only like one Chiyoposter
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>>579482618
nyooo
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>>579482794
Yeah? Round 2 is round 40% total WR
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front dober is too strong
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>>579482519
Welcome bwo!
>>579482618
I removed it for more text space for future events but here's a link if it's needed back in the OP
https://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg
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>>579482469
That's my line. Retard.
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I want machan
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Fuji Kiseki
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>>579482534
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>>579482534
grass stopped stealing wins so i swapped it for a deboofer grass instead.
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>>579482880
What does Front Dober accomplish?
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>>579482931
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Gold City smile in my heart
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>>579482534
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>>579482996
what is she doing
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>>579483064
hogsloppers fear front dober
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>>579482534
Bobo love
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>>579482825
I want to filter all of them (singular) but I'm too lazy
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>>579483118
I think I went against you tonight. Did you encounter S Maru/Curren/Rudolf?
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>>579483109
Gold City feet in my mouth
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>>579483124
playing rock paper scissors with you
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>>579482534
Did my post here >>579462198 I put my trust in Finemoaner.
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>>579478319
This will be localized to Helios respecting Ruby without her consent.
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>>579482534
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>>579483278
my memory is terrible but I do remember seeing a rudolf
but it's a high likelyhood you were facing a ghost anyway

>>579483407
good job finemoaner nonner
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>>579483070
chiyoposter has won this battle
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>>579482534
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>Do good enough to get into A rank Libre cup
>Do so shit in A rank I don't qualify for finals
I'm sad
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Frontfags what's the plan for CM19?
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>>579482534
I wish you could just enter in to fight phantom teams for free. Really want to do more testing because I can't decide on a 3rd.
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what the fuck happened? did they fucking get their knees capped before the race? i need to see the replay
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>>579482364
What holiday??????
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>>579483628
>112.6% winrate
Holy shit
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>>579483680
They all rushed and died
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>>579483695
So that's how fucking losers get their "95% winrate"
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>>579483407
I actually did better today than day 1 too. Maru was dying a lot to rush + spot struggle yesterday.

>>579483467
I lost to a Rickey and there can't be very many of them running around. I remember for a fact there was also a V Bourbon. You would probably wouldn't remember my Rudolf though, since she's debuffing so maybe it was someone else.
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>>579482534
Once again a coinflip final
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>>579483625
I'm solo fronting (probably)
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>>579482534
Taiki will win it.
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>>579483467
Many thanks. Sometimes moaner flubs her positioning, but she also got one win against a UF Taishin/double dom comp and won by a head when my other two umas faltered. Even if finals goes less than stellar, I can still be content with that showing.
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>>579483695
>>579483628
he only has that because he's a filthy hacker that can field 8 different umas in a 9 uma race
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>>579483579
0/40 bwo...
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>>579482583
I don't deserve her...
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>>579482534
Falco is borrowing welfare bourbon and doesn't have mile maven, not even the white. She'd probably win a lot more with it.
Would've loved to get any descent skill on Teio too. Bourbon is okay she just doesn't have mile S and only dd+ign wit
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>>579482446
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Samson
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>>579483194
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>>579484009
Big if true
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I HATE CAMPING TAIKI AIIIIEEEE
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>>579484009
just some random boy fenomeno picked up off the street
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>>579484136
Like your mom did with you?
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>>579484009
That smug face tho
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"square up bitch neigha"
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>>579484009
The more layers she wears, the more fun it is to peel off all her clothes to see her tiny tight body
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>>579484009
I'd fuck her
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>>579483765
I wouldn't doubt if me queueing at reset today caused me to run into people trying the "queue before reset" strategy and I got some people who trickled into as the reset happened, but I also saw fewer clankers today than yesterday...idk, I'll chalk it up to my umas wanting to wake up a little more.
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>>579482534
Vodka with just 1 win over Daiwa
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>>579484324
Acute sure is cute, huh?
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>>579484009
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>>579484395
koinu musume
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>>579484217
does her hoodie literally just say big on it...
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toreina i think you might be retarded and so is your trainee
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>>579483625
Seiun is probably the only one who can realistically win against endguri so her.
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kissing her right in the :3
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>>579484445
BIG
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>>579483680
heavy conditions increases stamina requirements
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>>579484390
Yeppers
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>Tamamo Cross on 7th
>Paid scout at the end of the month
LETS GOOOOOO
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BIG
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>>579484637
Sniffing her butt and commenting on the smell to Big
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>>579482931
>>579483070
>FM brought boxing gloves to a laser fight
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>>579484658
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>>579484395
she looks molestable
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>>579484706
very rapeable uma
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>>579484324
Acute specifically being made to act more like an american grandma than anything else makes this bullshit actually very possible. It's beautiful.
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>>579484729
>>579484736
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>>579484729
>>579484736
what is wrong with you
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post something cute
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>>579482364
>Illuminate THE HEART
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>>579484902
the cutest
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>>579484829
I understand it!
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>>579484902
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>>579484829
you sound upset
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>>579484557
why does she do it
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>>579484204
Yes
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>>579485060
zoomer gyaru mating dance
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bros I'm taking the deboof pill
losing to an oonige suzuka with double dom keen eye broke me
Fuck it
We're all submerging in the mud
Fuck you and fuck everyone
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>>579485150
Gulp..
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shitters be like
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>>579485164
Licking Nice's Natures
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I'm tired of debuffers, XOguri is whatever I can beat those, but 2+ debuffers per lobby is so tiring
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>>579485060
she wants to bump uglies
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>>579485223
implying that's not a debuffer grass at least the team has soul
otherwise fuck them
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>>579485239
Even in times of chaos, I can't resist some dunks.
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brick-182 (835612678) is recruiting one new brickbro interested in a drama-free A+ club. 50mil quota, just use your TP and do your auto runs.
>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
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>>579483686
I'm guesing Hanukkah since Xogger is there
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>>579484902
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This shit says i can get Daiwa Scarlet Christmas, Narita Brian Blaze in this banner wut?
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Jiggs proceed:
https://jiggie.fun/xxTBi8
https://jiggie.fun/xxTBi8
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>king reddit
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why the hell is it 940k on reset day
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>>579485527
it goes up then down then back up
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>>579484812
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>>579485527
Because zero is where the center stands.
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>Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi has departed on his journey.
>To everyone who has warmly watched over and supported him until now, thank you very much.
>Additionally, for the many flowers and kind words you have sent, I express my heartfelt gratitude.

From Yoshino Farm
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>>579485413
You already got someone?
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>>579485426
Chinese-Australian detected
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>chinese, reddit, ios

that is 3 strikes pal.
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>>579485616
It made me happy that he lived for so long and was taken of well
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>>579468501
>>579468621
>>579468642
try spacing out your posts to make it less obvious
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>>579482534
Not bad for having 2/3 of my team with no Mile S
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>for those who don't know, zephyr's seiyuu is one of the most competitive uma players among the cast, usually wins A final even with always running zephyr in her team and has gotten the zephyr LoH platinum title at least 9 times

Is this true?
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DAHBY
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>>579485753
Why is Umama obssesed with shitposting about Bricked? Is this the after effects of a shitty breakup cause Umama was from Bricked based on ua. Moe
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>>579485620
one anon said he would join after reset so there should still be one more spot
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do they ever add more unlockable titles for your oshi or is completionist the biggest title you can get
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>he waited 4 hours to come up with a retarded comeback
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>>579485828
Yes only LoH matters and CM does not
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>>579485857
Cool, that was me
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1,000,000 children
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DIE YOU FILTHY METAPIG DIE
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>>579485680
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>>579485753
It's always the fatass using that Curren image.
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>>579485828
Based
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>>579485853
That's his bf tho, you can tell by how ESL the posts are
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>>579485909
bro using camping taiki is cheating too
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>>579485697
Same
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>>579485828
Zephyr is a whoma
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>>579485909
I see you...
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>>579485874
I don't get it
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>>579486054
IRONIC image
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>>579486054
Zephyr is one dedicated porn artist away from being a top 10 uma
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>>579486014
Who?
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>>579486091
The world's umadol
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Three goddesses love those who run their oshis (as on PEAK)
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>>579485164
double dom is a skill check, it's only for good and consistent aces, which is why oguri being such an easy ace tends to be coupled with it. In reality once the hog crutch is lost, few people succeed with double debuffnigging. Because debuffs aren't exactly the issue, it's hog
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>>579482364
I am so tempted to roll for Daiwa Scarlet and her huge fucking breasts but I must save up for Mejiro Ramonu Wit or forever be a fourth class citizen
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>>579486091
The word you're looking for is Round
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>>579485909
>camp taiki
>hogging
bro? you're among friends in that room.
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>>579486148
I'm unto you you fucking schizo
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>>579486213
>>579485909
It's ok to run meta umas anon
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wahey
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real ESL hours
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>>579486392
>dicksword defense force has arrived
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>>579486148
>Bricked has a discord
Nevermind...
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>>579486274
The people are never & will never be ready to hear this even though it's the truth
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Breasta Scarlet
Daiwa Titties
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>>579482364
Do you guys think that cygames will bring permament uma sanpo earlier to global?
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>>579485616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we7_GkpyWGY
this made me cry
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>no access to accel in her signature skill
>no righthanded or fall runner in her kit like FM
>sign skill needs you to be 2nd
Yet some anons call her "meta"
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>>579486550
lose some wait fattiye
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>>579485506
B-b-b-ross??
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was stego actually small IRL? im surprised the stay gold clan managed to come out taller than their sire
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>>579486664
>easily inheritable
>easily obtainable
>irrelevant
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I wish to have intimate and sexual relations with King Halo.
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>>579486465
>Brickcord has a channel just for party dash
wtf
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>>579485493
I look like this
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>>579486706
Yeah he was tiny
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Uma&Co will have 1-2 spots open
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>>579486664
god i want to suckle on those BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES
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>>579486768
sky high teio rape
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Mambo will have 29 open slots
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>>579486787
interesting timing
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>>579486716
This but also romantic
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>>579485616
>>579486591
Bro you not supposed to post this
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>dicksword clubs are exploding
Good to see
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>>579486591
I really hope wherever they go they're fine and together
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Such as?
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>>579486787
did another flatliner emerge
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>>579486946
Big ass ears
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Bricked, Uma&Co, /uma/hjong delisting when?
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>>579486787
Are you sure you don't have 7 8 9 spots open?
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>>579485909
It's funny because the pixelation doesn't even show in the thumbnail.
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>>579487056
You forgot ExcelUma
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>>579487042
NEED
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:)
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>>579487090
They have a dicksword?
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>>579486664
Meta for breeding and making 1,000,000,000 children with
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>>579487156
Happy birthday anon!
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I wanna dress up like this
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>point-blank dom
The magic of 564 ace doms. Umazing
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>>579486787
is dancho really chiyoposter
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>>579487156
m-my heckin' daughterino... :']
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>bricked and uma&co managed to normalize dicksword
Sad to see
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Kill all hogs
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>>579487156
Happy birthday
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what do you do on a dicksword?
Sword fight?
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>>579487183
Yeppers
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your favourite club has dickswords and dicksword accessories
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>>579487284
>clanker
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FINALLY

FUCK SUMMER

AND FUCK MEJIRO DOBER
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>>579487156
Well? You're going to the party, right?
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>>579486550
SEXOOOO
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>>579487156
Happy Birthday gwo!
>>579487217
>activates dom
>hits no one
You're so nice, Nature
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>>579487319
So uh any proofs or...?
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>>579487247
Good. Now my club can have comfy CM watch parties and not have to bash our heads against the faggoty word filter all the time.
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>>579486881
?
>>579486987
yea
>>579487058
heh
>>579487223
perhaps
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>>579487468
The unholy trifecta of shitposters in one club, I fuarking kneel...
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>>579487156
>gives you a Cake
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>>579487156
Ulala's birthday gift is her umanko
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>>579486706
he was called a pseudo-pony
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>>579487379
TOKAI STEPPU DA
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>>579487468
nyo... I thought you were a seiposter
>boyfag fucker
actually nvm that kinda checks out
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Which A+ /uma/ club that doesn't have discord? I know mambo don't
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>they don't know about the /uma/club WhatsApp group
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>>579486892
it made me cry again
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>>579487540
contemplate the aroma
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>>579487615
Uma&Co doesn't despite all the shitposting from jealous Brickfags
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>>579487319
stop bullshitting brother, we don't have no discord
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>>579487156
>>
it's called SPEAKI
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>>579485616
>Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi
wait
he's dead? another one?
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Mambo has a WeChat group tho
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>>579487710
bwo...
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>>579486465
>>579486752
that's the uma global discord bros
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>>579487710
he was dead like a month ago
>>579487727
mambo are sirs?
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>>579487683
>He doesn't know about the secret 'cord
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>>579487710
Tsuyoshi died August 2 but I believe the Japanese hold their regards for one month and celebrate their parting when it's done
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we actually communicate thru usb drives with pigeons
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>>579487775
I wanted to say ICQ, but they EOS's two years ago. Lets say Mambo has a teamspeak server then
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>>579487785
A cute!
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>>579487560
what
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>>579487683
Nah, we do. It's not even a secret and we won't run from it, it's not obligatory to join though
Also, what's up with some posts trying to stir up some clubxclub drama bullshit, is the game that boring already?
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Biggu
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>>579487909
It's club reset
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Actually we use AOL chatrooms
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>>579487334
clankers are the future, put it in your notes
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>>579487909
Your clubbie V does that
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>>579487795
why does she bounce like this I hate Curren
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what the hell are you saying girl, you're infront of everyone
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>>579487909
There is no discord in Uma&co
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>>579487909
I like to make up shit
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>>579487615
>bricked
discord
>uma&co
discord and ERP gatekeep
>mambo, umahjong, tamalove, autisuma
on life support
Only choice for stable A+ club is umadash and dacchis
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We actually use smoke signals
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>>579487695
don't shay that...!
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my finalist laisu
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TamaLove has a whatsapp group chat
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>>579487986
she's teio except cute
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>>579488003
Is this the fate of all umas? Single motherhood and/or low wage employment in a customer facing role?
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uma club has a telegram
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We actually ERP on battle.net instead
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>>579488191
there's umas like CB and Stego who become career hobos
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>>579488061
>SLOPPAdash
>dacCHEATS
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>Bro dont play on reset
>play on last day you will get in finals

>FIrst day 3-4 wins out 5 ez group A
>second day 1-2 wins out five
>one was with zero wins

wtf
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>>579487695
WE CALL EHM CRYERS, BECAUSE THEY CRY
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>>579488253
gigachud and the chudlings
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bros i don't think 6 debuffers in every room is very healthy for the game
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>>579488061
>Only choice for stable A+ club is umadash
They literally never have an opening
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>>579488339
join the wait list nigga
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>>579488061
Umadash has an actual tranny sloptuber but for some reason nobody cares
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>>579487795
I do but I don't dicksword so I let the erp-happy members do their thing there while I spam the chat with kita and creek stickers
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>>579488416
Didn't club chat ERP already get leaked multiple times?
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>>579488396
Everyone's scared of the 'dash anon. Have you seen what they did to mambo?
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>>579488396
because /uma/trannies are more annoying, at least that tranny doesn't shit the board
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>>579488416
But based on our leakers here the Uma&co club chat reeks of cum and ERP
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Anyone ready for CM20 prep to start tommorow
Exciting...
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>>579488457
What did they do to us?
>>
7 and I bake cookies
4 and I rape Narita Brian
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god i hate you club trannies so much>>579488461
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>>579488396
they have TWO lmao
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>>579488490
I'm just gonna reuse my Virgo 2 team
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My club uses ventrilo
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>>579488579
>ventrilo
Are you playing some dota?
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>>579488451
>>579488485
this is true, it is a new development recently. I must request that umama and V at least clean up after themselves after they're done, it's kinda rude not to.
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>>579488516
what kind of cookies?
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>>579487156
Happy birthday anon!
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>my trainer still listens to Jamiroquai
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any club for new players that will just ask for pink shoes and not add to the score at all?
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>>579482364
Nice homoglobojew trannylation, globalbabs
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>>579487909
>Also, what's up with some posts trying to stir up some clubxclub drama bullshit, is the game that boring already?
Are you new here or something?
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>>579488676
B+ clubs
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>>579488648
w-wait why are you unzipping my pants ulala...
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>>579488706
it's V trying to stir up more drama
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>>579488579
based
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>>579488273
Just wait like 2-4 hours for all the literal job havers to drive home and do their entries.
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We should all agree to post our trainer cards every new month even if you are not looking for a new club
These cards never see the light of day because they have no use if you don't share it yourself
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>>579488635
S-Sugar cookies
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>>579488812
Ok, you first
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>>579488794
>2-4 hours
why are you brown
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>>579488579
holy unc
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>>579488812
holy shit this post glows
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>reddit tachyon
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>>579488812
agreed, i will post mine tomorrow
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>>579488812
I should really get a new picture, I haven't run Gold Ship in a CM since Pisces.
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>>579488672
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>>579488579
what club is this I want to join
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>>579488838
I meant 2-4 hours from the round starting.
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>>579488987
NICE POST
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>>579482534
I'm NGMI
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>>579483118
Holy shit. I lost to you. Bobo, Satan (Front Wedding Curren with 564 and Adored by All), El Condor Pasa (forma de boobs and pits)
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Hahaha what the fuck
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7 and I add lemon to cookies
0 and I leave it as is
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>>579489201
I wouldn't want my cookies to taste like umama rejection
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>>579482534
16/21/12
Fronts are still playable desu
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>>579489242
They did actually have a thing?
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>>579489308
as with all dramafagging topics
nyo
>>
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>>579489181
I get it through hint lessons like...1 in 5 times. That hint pool is pretty small so if you're running end xog it's a nice backup.
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>>579489385
Okay haha, oops I tripped *rapes you*
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>>579489359
Aboot half dramafag topics were true tho
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>>579482534
BIG WINS!
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>>579489463
>Big and two smalls
this is nearly as SOVL as the guy running Machan/Scarlet/Wokka
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Got a screenshot exactly when her victory animation glitched out. It glitches every time and I have no idea why.
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>>579489524
SHE GOT KATANA'D
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>>579489520
Asahi so I don't randomly lose to the NSM Vodka
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>>579489524
Bourbon's looking not half bad here
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>>579489584
This post is a cut above the rest
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>>579482534
I've really had fun racing horses I love, finally frontslop is over
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Wife Groove is super pretty
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One of these doesn't belong in here
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>>579489756
>frontslop is over
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They should make debuffs friendly fire
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God she's so slow and dumb it makes me so horny
Do I take a gold recovery or is 4 white recoveries enough
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What's the best uma simulator to compare the 2 of same uma and see which one is stronger?
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>>579489827
I wish deboofs target everyone, that might get rid of them for the most part.
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>>579489843
with that wit? a new career
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>>579489584
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>>579489843
I hope I'm not being gaslit
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V status?
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>>579489775
At that angle sure when most of the time she looks like my drunk aunt
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i got to A finals
should i go soul and drop the debuffer or be a faggot?
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>>579490004
your drunk aunt is hot
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>>579489981
>93%/83%
Aieee I guess I take the gold
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>>579490023
Keep it
it's called leveling the playing field
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>>579482534
frontslop is over
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>>579490120
What was your record per round?
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>>579490120
Soulless faggot
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>>579490157
16/19/18/17
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>>579489981
link whatever this spreadsheet is
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>made so much batter I have to bake several times to use it all up
I might have fucked up somewhere along the way
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Gold City peed in my mouth.
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>>579489981
does this take into account uphills/downhills? you can't just do generic "2200 medium", it has to be depending on the track
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No A finals yet... both tickets just now 1 win. I haven't failed to make A finals in... 10 CMs? This is wild
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>>579490367
pull for meta cards damn you
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>>579490367
the 1 time I went to B finals was the first hogslop. I've hated her since
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>>579490367
I made it to every final and I don't even have meta cards past lb1 except for KB.
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>>579490225
>>579490352
It's this one. It's pretty old and just generic based on distance/conditions/speed, but it's just a starting point. It doesn't factor in downhill, so downhill mode only lowers the requirement even further and uphill don't affect stam consumption. I don't solely rely on it of course
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/17cFLj_L2Qy9vNf2x0Cm7QnakEoxcbsWnRIxrOGqfPBQ/htmlview#gid=0
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3rd ticket, 3 losses out of the first four

wow, is this really happening? I'm genuinely not going to make A finals.
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>>579482534
end xogger is overrated desu
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>>579490620
dawg even i made a finals with 3 clanked horses wtf are you doing
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>>579490723
queuing at the same time as giga camping taikis, I guess

My main ace had a 90% winrate in round 1. 75% winrate round one overall. I genuinely got unlucky, I guess.
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This anon >>579490719 cost >>579490620 his A Finals...
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>>579482534
A huge mess but they got me to A. 2nd and first are winning more, I already accomplished my goal
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>>579490071
>1st room match she TWO recoveries (one of them gold)
Atta girl
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>>579490779
>>579490620
It happens. That said, stop blaming my wife
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>>579482534
It's fun to see Suzuka win as oonige sometimes
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>blaze brian is right after arima kinen CM
No point in pulling then
>>
Mayano Top Gun is the worst character ever created.
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I'm scared
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>>579490946
You can teach V how to play https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/579220745/#q579233554
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>>579491063
Nta, is that V as in VF?
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>>579482534
First time I ran triple front and it's pretty fun desu, shame I don't have Nishino to experiment with BB
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>>579491030
Don't you dare say that about MY anno top gun. Stick to criticizing your own.
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>>579491030
Taiki Sluttle is worse
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>>579491092
No, V as in mentally ill brown person who ERPs as NTR for attention
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I wanna win with you...
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>>579491063
Who do you think you are replying to, fucking mongoloid retard tranny double faggot imbecile cunt subhuman room temperature IQ brown SEAfag idiot bitch?
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shill me on taimanin zephyr
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>>579491279
bodied that freak
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Sort of want Yamanin for her FAT honkers... but I need to get Nakadashi Festa.
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>>579491319
big tits and dumb as a brick
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>>579491279
>Cut off runners to fake WR
>UG3
>Melty
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>>579491279
Not you that's for sure lol
dogshit player
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>>579491319
Big tits
Muh wind
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>>579491387
>>579491410
Thanks for the compliment fag. No I will not teach you how to play and win CM. No I will not let you suck my cock.
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>>579491447
No one wants your dogshit advice thougheverbeit
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>>579491447
Not even the same uma btw
You are shit
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>>579482469
mongolia is not in SEA tho???
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>>579490430
I pull with what looks cool. I also have 200 carats at the moment
Additionally, I am sorry Oguri but I fucked up the cookies. I was too lazy to use the cookie sheet
>>579490367
You can do it. Everyone is scrambling at the last minute so it’s better to use your tickets near the end
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>>579482534
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>>579491447
Maybe you should teach your bf how to play first?
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>>579491319
Tits so lewd they need to censor them on ads
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Cumming so much inside Daiichi Ruby's womb she'll look 4 months pregnant before even conceiving
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funny hours
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The smallest physical component of an umamusume that retains the special features of umamusumekind is called a "derbycule". If this is divided further, it ceases to be umatter and collapses into mere matter.
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Gallbladder-V is getting uppity
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congratulations girls you won the umarican idol
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>>579491602
you’re gonna be so disappointed the first time you bust inside a woman bro
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>>579491592
Bf got worse learning from V kekaroo
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>>579491602
Uuuuuh sorry for the inconvenience brother I'm glad you could do it I'm so worthless for her uuuuuuh if you impregnate her I won't embarras her with my mediocre training skills uuuuh
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I have a BWC, which umas are for me?
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Derbycule is also what your slut umawife did in college
>>
>>579491751
Kek
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>>579491764
Hish Amazon
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>>579491781
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE NIPPON DAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHBBBYYYYYYYYYYY?!
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Which clubs are recruiting?
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Derbycule? Is that when you ridicule your trainee for not winning the Derby?
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>>579487056
I remember when the jong club caused an exodus in the club I was in. That was also when I learned i was in a mahjong club.
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>>579491997
Stop posting Smart Falcon. It’s distracting.
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>>579491781
But my trainee is only in highschool?
>>
Dont forget to buy paid banner in start of October to support you favorite game umamusume :)
>>
Do they ever add new items to the club point shop?
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>hit the multi-donate button
>don't see above the 4th request
>just click donate all and hit confirm
>realize midclick one of the donations was the sash I only have 15 of
>the request is from a fucking flatliner
I'm gonna lose it
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The chorus of Falco's Zero song has such infectious energy
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>>579492269
no one says this
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>>579492269
It ought to. That's where the center stands after all.
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The chorus of Falco's Zero song has such infectious energy
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p0st s0mething cute
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>>579492365
Fuku will stop this
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>>579492403
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>>579492403
this isn't club chat bwo
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>>579492403
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>babydacchi is Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi
How deep this lore goes
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We fucked
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>>579492403
Derby derb
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>>579492269
It's basically a eurobeat chorus
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>>579492403
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>>579492403
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>>579492268
I don't like talking poorly about clubdacchis but I genuinely hate that guy for trying to pull this shit every day
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Does Ms. Victoria play for LoH?
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I have all my umas at potential 5 except NYrara and I REFUSE to farm those JBC sprint sashes FUCK YOU
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>>579492786
Satono owns a hospital????
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>>579492854
Yeah for the one whale all the way at the top of the leaderboard
dunno
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I hate training goldship
so much...
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>>579492403
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>>579492854
You get real life trophies
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GET ZERO
MAN NAKA MEZASE
GO TO TOP-ICHIBAN TE
GATTSURI KACHI TOCCHAU
RENSEN RENSHOU NO
TOPPU
U M A D O R U
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urara is a......... MARE
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>metachuds will mutate xog to end
>lazychads will just use pace xog
hmmmm
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GET ZERO-SENTA NO SENKININ
GO TO TOP! KAKUGO ZUMI
BACCHIRI,KAKENUKETE
ANATO TO (YOU) TO KIMI O SHIAWASE NI SURU YOOOO
SAA TODOKE-FALCOS RABU!!!
JUNI WA ICHIBAAAAAN
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>>579493150
HARDWORKING frontCHADS will mutate a triple 7s loopa just to have one more accel and WIN
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Hopefully the uma&co leaker is still in
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What's the chance of procing crane game?
I missed the straightaway hints on parents
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>>579492403
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was the real horse an umadol too
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>>579493150
I was gonna use pace. Then I tested my shitty piloted Ug4 end in test run on room. It's won against UF+ easily
Not much hope for pace xhog.
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>>579493393
Don't know. You can ask him. He's still alive and FUCKING
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>>579493436
he’s just like me
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>>579492980
*ears bleed*
*puts on Transforming*
*ears heal*
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Zero is the number of races Curren Chan wins!
Million is the number of old men's cocks Curren Chan sucks!
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>>579493393
There was an uptick of attendance to dirt races that was nearly on par to that of the triple crown races solely because Smart Falcon was participating.
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https://youtu.be/CpKi1BKLNY0
Reminder that another general sung this before /uma/
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>>579493682
So that's why they decided to make the musume a pop idol?
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>>579493760
And gave her unique Legend Changer lines
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I have heard that light hello's chance to drop tokens on you after a training are 40%
But from anecdotal evidence, it is actually approximately 3%.
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I sometimes intentionally join room matches with only 1 or 2 umas so the room never starts and i get to waste everyone's time
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i'm being sent to germany in 19 days
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>>579493682
aieeeee! thank you smart hogan for drawing the house....
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>>579493682
If popularity = idol, we already have one and it's not even close. No wonder she's only an underground idol at most
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I want to have sex with those two
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https://litter.catbox.moe/9xanru.mp4
My evil Tama went out of her way to block this Taishin
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imagine the smell
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>>579493978
Both horses were idol horse and played an important role in their respective times. There is no need to pit them against each other
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kissies?
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Rice sex.
https://litter.catbox.moe/45efaoqlq8ato81h.jpeg
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>>579494041
Very ebilly
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>try my ass off day after day for a perfect kawakami run
>fail, just have to settle for good enough
>race after race where she loses by half a length or a neck
>get frustrated and go back to keep blowing all my daily borrows between cm days
>no matter how hard i try, cannot get anything notably better
>the 1 out of 10(fucking somehow???) runs i actually get Mile S, something else goes critically wrong
>in the end, fail to make the cut after several more barely-losses and get relegated to group B finals
>know it'll all be even more hopeless next CM when the hog is back in full force
i think i'm starting to get tired of umamusume
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>>579494106
I love these kind of images
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holy shuttles
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>>579493990
I'm not gay BUT I would fuck that twink throat
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I cant wait for Tama broooooosss
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>>579494308
They are both women, you know. But you might be gay regardless
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>>579494192
>https://litter.catbox.moe/45efaoqlq8ato81h.jpeg
No /uma/ poster is big enough to make a throat bulge like that
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>>579494313
holy skip month
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>have a celebratory drink with my trainee after she turned 20 and won a G1
>three weeks later she gives me a ‘gift’
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Shit it's already Christmas? Time sure flies
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>>579493275
It happens or it doesn't, 50%.
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>>579494362
Don't underestimate me.
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>>579494281
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Would you rather choose…
Marriage with your beloved trainee, oooooorrrrrr
The mystery box?!
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>>579494424
Pressing doesnt actually matter
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>>579488579
which club
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https://x.com/Imaizumiriona/status/2094576341274575239
woah she's cute
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>>579494556
How thick and veiny is the mystery box?!
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>>579494575
It does if you wish to make an impression.
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>>579494575
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>>579494594
>generic japanese woman #343287434
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>>579494575
>>579494660
Why is Shakur so prominent in FineMo's career? Was Shakur also bred in Ireland
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>>579494431
I do and I will
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>>579493990
They’re so fucking cool
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>>579494626
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>>579494626
>>579494802
The mystery box could be anything-it could even be marriage with your beloved trainee!
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>>579494556
natie's womb will be a mystery box on how many children come out in 9 months
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>new data
WTF HAKURAKUBROS
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Zephyt's tits are now in the main lobby
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>>579482534
Final loss tally was 4x rushed to death, 1x angling wit check on Machan, 1x outran by a vbourbon, one loss each to a pace oguri and a late grass on the final straight.
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>>579494990
>tfw ill never have picrel with natie after revealing shes pregnant
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>Medium S
>Turf S
>All the good songs
>Light Hello shows up for work exactly three times for the ENTIRE career because FUCK YOU
>Mr. Cock and Balls doesn't finish event chain because FUCK YOU
>Get forced to take about four end closer hints and none of them are straightaway spurt which I also don't get from Mr. Coors Banquet because FUCK YOU
I FUCKING HATE GRAND LIVE
I FUCKING HATE GOLDSHIP
I FUCKING HATE NO SPEED BONUS HORSES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>new data
IT'S OVER SWEEPYBROS
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>>579482534
Another CM, another road to B finals...
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>Golshi in a world where it's been Oguri game for much longer
can't hate the determination, though
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uhhhhhh i got banned ? hello ?
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>>579495581
even if it's just end closers, it's been more taishin game than golshi game...
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7 and I rape oguri users
4 and I buy a carat pack
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>>579495640
0 bypasses
go by a carat pack
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>>579495569
How? Genuinely how? The only time i got to B finals was when i wasn't playing the game so i pressed the auto-fill button. Post your aces and deck
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>>579495639
True, can never count out Taishin Testo.
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>new data available
HOLY SHIT EVOLVE SKILLS IS HERE!
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>>579495682
Okay!
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>>579495686
bad luck exists. sometimes you just get matched with stronger umas, sometimes you miss your wit checks.
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>>579495839
Sometimes? Sure. But in all 40 races?
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>>579495938
It only needs to be in 24 of them.
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I hate this game. It's like it finds every possible way to exploit my terrible luck, from the gacha to the gameplay to the PVP.
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>>579495753
Oguri will finally be a useless garbage!
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>>579495686
Bad luck plus bad at game. I'm the eternal second place collector with one (1) platinum to my name.
My aces are passable, but not amazing. 1500 or 1600 speed, 1000+ power, 900 wit minimum. No usable Mile S runs no matter how hard I tried. And believe me, I tried, because I knew what I ended up with was middling and not amazing. Deck? Not bad either. MLB Kita, MLB Tachyon, Sweep SR, MLB Curren, LB1 Light Hello, with Nishino or Nature borrow to go with.
There were several times I got two wins in a set and just couldn't clinch a third. It is what it is. I've accepted my place as the Nice Nature of the CM world. There was one race I lost to an Independent Learner sub-1000 SPD Grass Wonder debuffer. Somehow. That's when I knew the goddess of luck abandoned me long ago.
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I want evolved skills so I can use blue te*o and feel less bad.
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>>579496197
I refuse to believe it's not a skill issue. Getting to A finals is even easier nowadays
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Good day
I love Chevacchi
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Gimlet is now in the scenario
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>>579495569
Brother, I saw independent learners with higher winrate that this today
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>>579495569
Oh dang, I think my yeppers beat your Fuji by a nose.
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Umas with this feel?
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>>579496197
you need career coaching
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>>579496197
Have you tried using meta umas. At some point you gotta give in to the meta if you wanted to win this bad
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>>579496561
Tokai Teio
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>>579495753
How'd they'd fit these in such a small update
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hai Meisho Doto desu
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>>579496197
Post your aces or gtfo
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Is 10% wit bonus enough to run 1 wit card for this next CM?
I think it is but I would have to get really fucking lucky
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>>579496357
Is it a skill issue? Yeah, almost definitely. Combine that with me being an omega lucklet and it's a recipe for disaster. It's okay. Acceptance is the first stage. Only a fraction of the playerbase can be winners, and the rest must be losers. I merely fall within the majority.
>>579496495
You don't have to tell me that. I wasn't kidding about the random Grass Wonder I lost to.
>>579496545
I remember one or two Yeppers, so it's a possibility. If so, you earned the win for bringing her to this.
>>579496609
I've considered it. But I think my ego is damaged to the point I wouldn't get any satisfaction at all winning with the same top tiers everyone else is using.
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my ug8 fantasy pasa lost a race to an s rank machan
this game giveth and taketh
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>>579496765
Post. Your. Aces. Why do you refuse to do so? Are you afraid that people will realize your umas are trash and just have high rating?
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>>579496357
NTA, but I didn't make A finals, and this is what I was running. My winrate in round one was excellent. Sometimes the game just...doesn't accommodate. These umas aren't perfect but they're as good as what I've made in the past to get to A finals.
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>>579496876
I've already said it's a skill issue and I'm bad, and my aces are mid if not bad as well. I don't need you to confirm something I already know. At this point I'm not posting them just to piss you off in particular.
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where the FUCK
is MACHAN???
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>>579497009
behind you
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>>579496950
All of your aces suck though. You can't event build oguri properly
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>>579497009
She's hanging out with me
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>>579482534
One of the more fun CMs. Even though it is a XOguri track I have fun using a themed team.
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>>579497054
That's without KSB. You're playing easymode. I'm playing hardmode.
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>>579496876
>Post. Your. Aces. Why do you refuse to do so?
not him but you guys are pretty mean
nobody should be posting any aces here
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>>579497009
Have you looked under her crown? She's usually under her crown.
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>>579497005
So you it's not "you didn't qualify because you are unlucky". It's "you didn't qualify because you are a bad player". Thanks for confirming it finally
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>>579496609
Vodka and Fuji (both versions) are already competitive
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>>579497009
check under your foreskin
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>>579497124
We told you to buy an mlb kitasan account for 5$
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>>579497229
Cope more about your crutch. Your wins mean nothing.
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>>579496197
Doto...
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>>579497338
God I love little umas.
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>>579497278
mkay
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>>579497338
One my dreams last night was rage baiting me and then I saw a tiny Nishino flower looking up at me. I woke up then and there because of the absolute bullshit
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weird flex but ok
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nnnhhhggg. im a thirsty little mongol. you have to quench my thirst. you have to use your fermented mare milk...
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>>579497167
Yes, anon. You seem to have finally obtained the reading comprehension you missed from statements such as
>plus bad at game
and
>Is it a skill issue? Yeah
Did you know Umamusume is a game where luck matters? Not even in the sense of races, although it matters a lot there, too. I tried plenty for super highroll runs, and did not get them. Is that, in part, a skill issue? Yep. Skill issues are inexorably tied with luck in this game, however. I am not blaming it on luck. I am bad AND unlucky. Rather than using it to excuse poor play, I am trying to impress the point I am particularly in the gutter even amongst unskilled players.
If you would like everyone to post aces so badly, please feel free to post yours and your proof of Group A Finals. Unlike me, I'm sure you have no reason to refuse, nor any reason to be afraid people will criticize your umas.
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>>579496758
It can be, I did for Finemo with 15% wit bonus, and I ran a 0LB lol Mr. CB for a test and landed at 871 wit. If it had another LB and I hit better, she could easily be closer to something like 950 wit but I was running into stam issues for the mile so that took priority.
So it depends on how well whatever wit card you choose has good priority and has good wit bonus to boot.
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Can you guys shut up and post club drama instead?
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>>579497548
don’t bother responding to this fella he’s not out to have a discussion in good faith
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>>579497009
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>>579497617
What club drama? There's nothing.
The only thing I can think of is TamaLove not hitting A+.
Hopefully some A club players get poached or we get a merge
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>>579496758
depends whether you think 800-900 wit is enough, because that's all I can get with one wit card
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>Mambo got demoted to A
it's fuckin mambover
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>nnnhhhggg. im a thirsty little mongol. you have to quench my thirst. you have to use your fermented mare milk...
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haha but what if I do extra cheeky tenner on SMaru banner and get her last copy
wouldn't that be nice haha
imagine haha
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>>579498226
Fwo your selector?
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>>579498226
lol!
>>
derb
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>>579498226
>picked first Maru on 1.5 selector
>will pick 1lb Maru on 2.0 selector
You cant stop me
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>>579497827
>>579497556
Alright I'll try it
Having a hard time hitting good speed AND stam with original Opera O and am seeing if running three speed and 1 wit will help. It'll have to be Nishino wit as a solo wit card which I hope is good enough
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>>579498308
straight derbin it
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I suddenly crave umas with short hair and flat chests
Doctor I'm afraid is it terminal
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>>579486560
Not until we get all the uma sanpo
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>>579498416
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Mambo... home...
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First time gonna receive rewards from club
Is it gonna be at reset today right?
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>>579498582
nyes
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>>579498516
jej, good effort post
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Danchou, don't forget my start of the month kissies!
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>>579498416
Wtf?
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Check this out
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>>579498339
Good luck, may your runs be blessed by Shiraoki-sama.
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>>579498685
How
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>>579483695
It's possible if some of them did not ran all 80 races.
Let's say on the first batch an uma runs 5 races and gets 60% winrate, but the other two never wins. You switch up all three umas. The same thing happens, one of them gets 60% winrate, the other two none. You now have two umas with 60% winrate. This appears to be 120% when in reality your total winrate is 60%
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>>579498719
Infinite attempts to get to class 6
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>>579498685
>not waiting increased TT rewards to farm carats against B rank teams
ngmi
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>>579498134
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>>579482534
wei
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Every Mejiro besides Ardan has spooked me
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>>579498781
nigga just play manual GL on 15 umas
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>>579498847
I want my Palmer though
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>>579498809
CLEAN IT UP UMA JANNY
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Any tips or tricks to help you control your impulse and urge to pull?
Tried pulling for Aston Machan because I felt "lucky." Turns out to be 180 pulls before i got Aston Machan. And only got one off banner. I ended up going for pity just in case, but cygames told me i had a lot of carats that needed to be burned. 200 pulls for 2 Aston Machan and Inari One.

I also made a renovation on my phone screen.
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>>579498945
>>579498945
It's now THAT simple though
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>30 minutes left before tally
>mamboCHADS still in A+
mamboschizos status?
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Samson must like to hang around with Haru since Haru is one of the few horses who are worse than her
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No other club had ever had to face such hardship as mambo
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>>579499095
Another one of your good players get poached like Mambocchi and you're dead
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>>579499154
Maybe that's why I like hanging around /uma/..
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>>579499048
Just be a metafag
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>>579499154
Explain why Orf likes Ulala then?
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>>579499048
Know that I have stuff to save for in future scenarios, use a planner, and never roll unless I have a pity saved. Worst case scenario, get my kicks from the gacha simulator on gametora.
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>>579482534
26/80 and somehow got into group A finals.
I'll just accept my third place and run the Machan Vodka Daiwa trio.
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>>579499154
>>579499249
She's a mare
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>>579482534
>>579499260
Fuck I forgot the image.
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>>579499048
Use the carats calculator so you know if you can afford that uma even if you have to spark
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Ruby cute
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>>579464572
Can anyone explain what's the lore behind this character acting creepy in youtube videos?
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>>579499184
I know they're definitely going down to A next month because one of them is leaving so that doesn't matter, but them still surviving in A+ this month must've been a sting huh
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Helios teasing me about being an unc only makes my cock harder, but she doesn't realise that...
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Gambling is fun tho
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Anyone having issues with the game?
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>>579499154
her name is Big
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lovecen WILL be /umaglobaltriplecrown/ trust the umaplan
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>>579499408
The longer they survive A+ the sweeter their derank will taste.
I don't mind waiting
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>>579499385
Real cute
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>>579499470
A call was made
A VILLAIN will steal his final crown
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>>579498809
he’s so cute
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>>579499386
You accept the invitation to Epsatono Island or you get the sleeve, that's the gist of it.
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>>579499441
evil horse
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>>579499441
They stopped support for less than 16GB RAM poorfag devices
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>>579499386
larpers
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>>579499410
>but she doesn't realise that
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Croix will win the fall triple crown for his fans on /uma/
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>>579499489
Maybe the cutest, even.
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>>579499249
Everyone loves Haru
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>>579499602
>>579499489
>>579499385
Visiting Shichi while Ruby goes home!
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>>579499632
her name is urara
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>>579499542
that's Mejiro Bright, Tama is a good horse
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>>579499441
yeah im not winning my CM races
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>>579499410
I HATE HELIOS
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>>579499669
Ruby is an excellent cuck because you know it's her own fault
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>>579499441
Initial loading time was a bit slow but I think that might be because of the most recent iOS update (planned obsolescence reference)
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>>579499774
Ruby...
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>>579499684
and your name is Huge Faggot
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Welp, she tried her best and made it to A finals
>your other 2 umas?
Clankers ngl, I only made one runner for the CM and it's her
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>>579499823
I want to touch Ruby butt.
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>>579499823
>Has kind hearted overperforming trainer
>Too bad at expressing her feelings to the point where it flares up her trainers imposter syndrome.
If Rubytore gets snatched away its her fault for not being direct enough.
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>>579499869
There is no registered or official racehorse named "Huge Faggot". Official racing authorities such as URA strictly prohibit names that contain offensive slurs.
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>>579499893
she'll win the finals by some retarded miracle, trust
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>>579499441
Yes, xoguri is in need of some well deserved nerfs.
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>>579499982
I wonder who is behind this post.
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>>579499982
I kinda don't get this. Vivlos is saying that to Cheval and they're both freaking out?
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>>579499441
yeah my careers have 1/1/1/1/1 facility split on every pre-debut turn
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>>579499893
Based honestly, you get the free pass to double debuff
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>>579499441
Nyes. Pokemon is simply the better, more successful and popular umage
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>>579500014
You're not a Racehorse, stop larping.
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Calandagan is coming back to Japan for Japan Cup
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Air Jihad when,
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FUCK you
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>>579499026
the funny thing is that uma Doto is a janny
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>>579500101
Verxina made a very upsetting expression at the thought of being cucked and her sisters got freaked out from it.
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>>579500240
In 10 days time inshallah
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Shadai released the numbers for stallions at Shadai Stallion Station for the year 2026 (this is the place where Yanko will go after he retires)
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>>579500313
Shina's greatest fear huh...
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>>579500318
Inshallah is also a horse now and seems prettty strong
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>>579500441
Soon he will be added ukhti
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first rate caboose on my face
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the future is now
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verxina's trainer is such a passive fag that gentildonna's giga chad trainer would cuck her away from verxina trainer
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>>579500647
Don't mention her three sizes
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>>579500682
Is this real?
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>>579500690
Tell me more about Verxinatore
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>>579500690
Cheating is a good way to get your wrsits snapped in half by Donna
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>opponents running double debuffers
>still loses anyway
What the fuck is going on in this CM
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>>579499386
What do you mean by creepy?
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>>579500854
welcome to a post-swimsuit golshi world
you'll see double debuffers EVERY CM btw
it's a hit or miss
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>>579499386
she's a creep
she's a weirdo
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>>579499539
What happens when you get SLEEVED?
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>somehow there are no bad umas who abuse their superhuman capabilities
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>>579501143
The best post every day
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https://x.com/K22ykc/status/2094336015918092679
KINO
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>>579501159
Umas are domesticated
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>her three sizes were revealed only in the initial pakalive for grand live and are not on the site or anywhere else
>we will NEVER know the other NPCs bust sizes because cygames keeps pakalive streams privated for some reason
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>>579501159
good
i don't need another edgy story where my utopia has some dark bad side of abuse
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>>579500998
Vodka is unexpectedly erotic...HUH
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>>579501159
Villains lose to cock
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>>579501159
Umas are basically high functioning autists but they run instead of collecting shiny Pokemon, they could topple society if they wanted but they have warped priorities
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>>579501262
>endcloser CHAD
KINO
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>>579501159
rice shower
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>>579501159
>teenagers = known to be very horny
>women/girls = very freaky when horny
>athletes = known to be very horny
>teenger+girl+athlete+horse = ?
Not a single rape case seems weird to me
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imagine an uma whose chest is so lewd that it's covered up with convenient censorship in all promotional material.
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>>579501469
How do you rape the willing trainer-san?
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>>579501159
oy vey stop noticing the propaganda
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>>579501159
do NOT research the epsatono files
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>>579501560
send in ze mejiro ryan
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>>579501615
Lovey dovey umapyoi with Ryan
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>>579501159
The Mejiro mansion...
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>>579501663
ew no

ryan is not allowed in this establishment, you'll have to tie her to a post outside.
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>>579501615
Mejiro Ryan would be so good to fuck, she has massive tiddies, strongs thighs and abs waiting to be worshipped
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>oguri feels threatened by this thing
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>>579501793
But she is cute and I want to make love with her
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>>579501313
95??!!!
AWOOOOOOOGA
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>>579501376
honse
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>>579501824
Get away from my Torena you dumb bitch
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>>579501824
To be fair, these plushies are awfully cute
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>>579501939
cutepera
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>>579501939
Loli Opera in the anime when?
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Remember that Opera O started crying when he was told to mate
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>>579501990
Was it tears of joy?
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>>579501957
Very cute
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>qualified A Finals
Why the fuck did I do this... I'm just gonna get 3rd place...
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>>579501990
Does Uma Opera do the same thing with Torena?
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>>579502049
3rd place A is equivalent rewards to 1st place B, other than no Ms Victoria and your dignity.

Now someone post that meme webm of the guys in 1st and 3rd celebrating equally as hard while the guy in 2nd cries about it.
>>
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>>579502109
I want to hear what Ms Victoria sounds like. I'm not listening to the song unless my uma has a 1st place win.
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>xoguri
>1250speed just before senior summer
>gotta do 1 more race for the career goal
>11th in yasuda kinen
LE ME SPEND CLOCKS
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>>579501990
>Theatre kid is a fag that won’t reproduce
Is this supposed to be shocking?
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>>579502192
If you got to finals even on a bad WR there is always a chance you pull off a miracle and get into an easier lobby and luckshit, or you can grind a new ace for the next 24 hours.
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>>579502192
You could always get matched with Clankers
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>>579502230
deserved
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:3
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can someone tell me why I cannot post this in club chat
1 4m m4k1ng gr34t gr4ndp4rent$ s0 i 4m f4rm1ng l0ts 0f d1rt sp4rks
what exactly is invalid here even with replacing as many letters as I can i cannot post it in fucking club chat. uma flagger doesn't work
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Big brown american saggers
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>>579502262
>>579502265
If only... I'm a third rate torena, you guys are too good.
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>>579502289
CUTE CUTE CUTE
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>>579502289
rapeable uma
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>>579502323
i wish that watermelon was my head
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>>579502308
I know who you are and your sanity must be at an alltime low from having to type like that in club chat all the time

hang in there buddy
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>>579502308
rent is forbidden
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>>579502308
who knows, SEA has a million slurs
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>>579502289
What does she look like without clothes on?
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>>579502308
"ng gr" is blocked.
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>>579502308
https://arcionek.github.io/UmaFlagger/
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>>579502308
looptards are not allowed to type
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>>579502327
Maybe you'll get lucky and race against two autoumas.

I am genuinely shocked at how many SS and SS+ Uma teams I met today and yesterday. I thought they would have been weeded out in first round but there's quite a few in 2nd round and I fully expect some lucky Torenas to match against at least 1 (maybe 2) in the finals.
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>>579502323
HISHIAMA SEXOOO
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Mana transfer during race...
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>>579502580
agreed
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>>579502576
There were S+ autoumas winning some rounds against fully stacked groups. It's crazy out here.
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Do I race for fans here or can I get it with the concert?
Don't know if the goal turn ends before or after the fan check
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Sweepy throat drop mana transfers...
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>>579502619
Would this really work for umapyoi?
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>>579502515
i already said that umaflagger doesn't work
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Reminder that he humiliated all the old owners
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>>579502664
you need to race right now
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>>579502664
You only get 1k fans through the concert. Win a race NOW
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>>579502308
retard
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>>579502685
Read >>579502508 your line contains that
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she looks like a child
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>>579502767
>>579502768
Okay thanks bros
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>>579502308
>ng gr
The fuck man, why are racists like you allowed here?
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Biwa Hayasexo
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>>579502830
she looks like konata turned into an uma
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>>579502830
Yeah she looks like a cute kid. Good design, I'm a fan. A shame she's a fr*nt.
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>>579502830
made for hugging and headpatting
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>>579502830
She's so erotic
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>>579502950
>>579502926
the duality of trainers
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>>579502830
do you think she's going to end up trafficked in her career ending
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I have been refreshing lobby for almost an hour now and still no new machan talk
I'm pretty sure she is bugged
did you guys use keys on her?
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Derb
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>>579503154
>did you guys use keys on her?
nope
>I have been refreshing lobby for almost an hour now and still no new machan talk
luck issue
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>>579503154
Just to double check, you don't have her assigned as one of her home companions, right?
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>>579502830
She's 10
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>>579502880
HUGE....
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I'm doing fan runs fully knowing I'm quitting my club in 4 hours
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>>579503293
Out of 10!
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>>579503226
y?
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>>579503256
nah I don't have her but
>home companions
who is she talking to btw?
better not be sweepy
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>>579503312
Fan runs don't do anything right now mambwo
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>>579502830
nonnysquad bros we are back.
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>>579503312
Mambwo pls dont leave...
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the strongest LITTLE sister
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Bake
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>>579503407
She cute
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>7th and 20th place clubs from July are already disbanded
Is this new? Or is top 10/30 really burning people out? Or did cygames smite them?
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>>579503312
Thank FUCK club chat is gonna be clean again
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>>579503551
>>579503551
>>579503551
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>>579503337
She does have one with sweepy, one with vodka/scarlet, one with akebono
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Cute sisters
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>>579503312
tamabwo...



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