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Digitan LOVE
For the anon that asked yesterday
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/PbYyTRhttps://jiggie.fun/PbYyTR
>>579503621aw yeahjust in time to see it
laughing at Umama for losing another CM
Hoguri runners
>>5795035067 I'm guessing is NFlight, they got killed by Cygames today or had another melty and kicked people. idk about the other club
>once again I'm forced to wait 1 day to get my gold title for second placeuggghhhh
>>579503658wait shit wrong one, always mix up juggling several dozen revisions
wahey
>>579503743Mayano Top Gun has one of the greatest pairs of shoes ever cobbled.
Espoir City VA is too strong
>>579503621>>579503780I was about to mention the Tach ear, looks good now
>>579503754the cutest sleepy ogurin
>>579503824I like going to the turf and eat food their too.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>579503867but do you get greedy and go for exacta instead of just staying with quinella?
>>579503924Based Sweepy chad
>>579503924Sweepy would say this
>dawn of the finals day once more
>>579503924I'll just use a debuffer suzuka instead of dominator debuffer cause of this
>my trainee showed up with another man
>check global>it's still filled with brownoidsgrim
if I can't make a proper XOguri this reset I will have to wing it with Dober
hopeless finals, dead thread, dead game
So now that clubs are tallying can I safely kick the leeches?
With this celebration are we getting paid banner or is it latter?
>>579504198yeah go ahead
>>579503924nonce squatters getting uppity
>>579503924sweepy would say this and then get bodied in the finals
>>579504198If kicking them won't make you derank there's no reason not to kick them
>>579504243holiday?
>>579502619Cant leave your charge mana-starved
CMs are just Nice Nature simulator
>>579504335Holy fuck
>>579503924based child consensual sexer
>>579504335oh fuck
Can't decide what to run in finalsFront/front/late or front/late/end.
orfevre vs fenomenowhich is the better waifu and uma to pull
average milekino finals
rape rape fuck sex umamusume
>>579502830god damn she is adorable
>>579504482Get fucked
>>579504471Orfevre is sexFenomeno is sweetheart
>>579504335
>>579504471Dumbass, you don't choose your waifu, your waifu chooses you
>>579504280Yeah due to the accelerated schedule we're getting the holiday gibs 17 days later than the actual date
no... (want stam anyway)
is it true V only has a 55% winrate
>>579503975No I dont bet on races, so I am just there for the food and horses
>>579504471orfe is you're a sub
why is zephyr so big
>>57950466470% actually he shared it but if you don't know it means you got culled from the cord
>>5795044717 and you roll for fuku armor alt even if it's not her banner
>>579503924>@But you're a fag too
>>579504713i would have a raging boner in this situation
>>579504774You wish that was you V
>mentally ill mare will never ruin my life by abusing me daily Fuck my stupid chud life
>>579504728they're actually not that bigthey're just very raw
>>579504471genshinvre literally leaves you to get railed in france then pretends it's your fault
55% 7 8 9 burger pocket umama you don't even play the game
halfway done with her parents
>>579504664He posted his win rate here and yes it's true, or close enough
>>579504808nuh uh im @yourhouse
whorefever is boring bitch character
>>579504808leave my bro yeppy
>>579504664There's no way, is it really? No wonder why he disables spectating mode lmeow.
>>579504909>>579504948I read these posts with a thick indian-indonesian voice accent
>>579504335You're fine this time sloppa. I say this as I type with a raging boner
Tachyon LOVE
Any cool club rumours you wanna share?
>>579504847Why is it always sex or rape with you?
What do you guys do when you can't decide who to bring to finals? Or you just make 3 umas and use only those?
>>579505061I don't change my team, the same girls that ran day 1 run in finalsI make umas thinking of A group finals after all
>>579505041Something big will happen at reset, expect it
Orferve should get a new haircut her current one is awful
>>579505025Shitting on V is thread culture
open
>>579505061My team runs the whole CM from start to finish.
>>579505041leak ze playlist
Lemon... join Uma&co and compete the TRINITY
>>579505041Mambogeddon or something, dunno
My trainee's love is difficult...
>>5795050613 same Umas unless someone is seriously underperforming in which case I rerun her career.
Which high ranking clubs have openings today? I feel the itch to club hop
>>579505272>tachyon>love
>>579505272That's exhausting as fuckwhy is my trainee treating me like so
>>579505309Derb, Derby, and Derbyderb all have openings
>>579505309recruitments don't start until reset, slut
>>579505309Bricked has one slot
>>579505309PLEASE JOIN MY CLUB UMAMA
>>579505129>>579505181>>579505285So you always just redo the same exact 3 umas until you get a highroll?
>>579505309Only one club here is high ranked and they are full
Danchoubros what do you do when everyone's made the quota? I haven't killed anyone in 3 months, my fingers are itching..
you see those bottom10 in /Um*/ Cl*b?they have less fans than youand yet they get to have S+ rewardswhy is that?
>>579505331
are orfevre gentdon and almond as boring as they look? it was better when they let champion horses be goofy like tmoppy wokka diwa
>>579505539I don't know the reason, but whatever it is, I guess it must be a pretty derby one
I hate Oguri
>>579505539Don't fight your masters now
>>579505456I do my wife first and then do random umas until I get a good looking one. After that I decide the comp before making the third
>>579505456I think of a team and then train the best ones before the CM starts. Then I let them run through out all days.
we should shift members to help A clubs reach A+
>>579505539>bottom earner in /Uma/Club would be a top 5 earner in Mambo Mambo really is such a pathetic club
>2 turns before ura finalsslacker>next turn, try to healfails
>>579505643The TamaLove x Autis/uma/ merge is today
>>579505309Do you think your club's rank will drop if you leave now?
>>579505731nyes
>>579505773Do it
[BREAKING NEWS]
(You)
>>579505843No...
>>579505843she's going to a /vm/a club, suck it chuds
>>579505674Why are you so obesssed with us?
>>579505539I'd rather not joing a cum rag club
morning
What happens if you kick someone mid-tally? Does the club still lose the kicked member's fan and affected the final calculation?
>>579505843Those total fans are way to small bwo...
I think danchou is planning to kick me just because I'm bad at the game.
>>579505958morning because if it was a good morning I'd be fishing
>>579506012Mambwo...
>>579505992If you leave now you can still kill Mambo, Agent K
>>579505958Good morning
>>579506041I'd be fucking seichan
Graded B Finals win is better than Graded A 2nd/3rd
>>579505456Are you still talking specifically about finals or about CM in general?Rebuilding mid-CM is for cowards.
I started a fan run and didn't realize we were tallying.
>>579505992it will cause a crash in the system and everyone (the entire server playerbase) has their fan counts reset to 0
Playing Casualties unknown and I hope they make an uma mod so I can brutally torture and break every single bone in Teio's body
>>579506206Just don't finish the run till after tally ends retardbwo
>>579506145Winning against children is better than losing to adults true
>>5795061453rd A is basically the same as 1st B (+money and SP but who cares)
>>579506317Creeks POV
>>579506145a gold's a gold but one of these situations gives you more carats
>>579505539Bitch I lose more carats than that by slacking off before and during CMs
>>579506317evil horse
>>579506241give her the cripple crown
>>579505541Tachyon is one of the umas where I can clearly see that she'll depend on her trainer for the rest of her life
>>579506476Being uma trapped is not good...
There will be free pulls for the ancestors card, right?
>>579505843Xe's going to vm after this place refused to erp with xer.
>>579506519
>>579506519Don’t count on it.
Why is Mambo such a retarded club? They shouldn't be struggling to stay A+ at all.
>>579506145I tell myself this too to make the pain go away.....
>>579505627not rebuilding but rather I can have 2 strats and I can't really decide which one to bring to finals.
Reminder to delete Sm*rt F*lcon from your account.
>>579506519No, but at least cygays got their hand slapped by their Japanese playerbase after that stunt.
Samson
put in another perspectiveA Golden Victoria is better than being a sidepiece for someone's Plat.
Mambo
>>579506751Biggu
>>579506570Basically >their Danchou went on a powertrip>kicked people mid season>their top earner quit because of it>nobody good wants to join either because kicking mid month is cringe>only people joining are leeches that wanna freeload for a monthBasically another badly managed club that's slowly killing itself
>>579506595Holy SEX
>>579506812kill yourself V
just join a comfy b+ club where the only annoying thing is people requesting sashes
loops today weren't very good. I only got Wide Shaped on a 1* guts 2* turf uma.
>>579506812He quit because he wants to be top goy in the S club. He never complained about any issues in Mambo itself. You fucking drama whore.
>>579506958This, Mambocchi has been always friendly
>>579506906My club is A club and only annoying thing is sashes yesAnd we posting new Kris S sticker
>>579506570>get all their top earner stolen every month by (((((them))))) its a miracle they're still in a+ if anything
choose your onahole-daughter-wife
>>579506958That's not what he said in /uma/club
>>579507052Ruby!
>>579507073You're a boring skinwalking retard
>>579507073If he said that it would have been all over the thread, you drama whore.
>>579507052Urara but their tits are too big
What umas are gamers?
all jokes aside the mambogeddon might actually happen for real this month......
>>579506595I want to tear off Samson Big's clothes
>>579507049Me in 3 weeks when rolling for my grandmother
>>579507206daishindeio
>>579507073I'm pretty sure it was that he's been in a retarded club before but didn't name names
>>579507052the physics implies that they on a giant conveyer belt
>>579507206
I only have 40 pots left for next month. Sorry, Mambros.
>Complains about xogs and deboofs>Uses Sky with deboofsGlad my Taiki scammed you a win.
Anyway, Mambo has at least two open spots next month for anyone interested.
>>579507151When was the last time chat from /uma/club got leaked
>>579507247We survived A+ this month, mambofartgeddon or whatever next month be damned because mambo truly is a comfy quota-less club at the end of the day that had tasted A+ gibs for a few months
>*rushes for no fucking reason and does nothing the whole race*YADA YADA DOOOOOOOOO
Surely the cutoffs will be lower this month with the 1/2 tp double reward gone.
>>579507309BODY GAGARAAKI DAZE
>>579507389For 8 months actually. Maybe things calm down for good, if we stay in comfy A. Its exhausting, the same shit every month
>>579507274>deioYUCK
>>579507463ugly
Who will the new mambodancho purge next?
>>579507052All too big and off model, gross
>>579507449evil slug...
Is masturbating to umas based on stallions gay?
>>579507553your whore of a mother
>>579507309Ai-chan would practice hard to win EVO. She always sees things through to the end.
I already made my med parents with 50+ plus whites each so I'll start slacking again. Sorry, mambros.
>>579507187not big enough
>>579507553He already promised to purge you know who
any other melties incoming in clubs fallen from grace this month?
>>579507585Child...
>he didn't get into A finals
>danchou is kicking out everyone who loses their finals
>>579507690We will witness Clover Club rise from the ashes and become the second S club
>>579506920Wide Shaped is good tho
>>579507747Falco wouldn't do this
>>579507549
>>579507767six seven
what's wide shaped
Mambodanchou here. Just letting you know I'm tired of straddling between A and A+ and will be enforcing a 60m quota starting next month. Also, mambo will have ten spots open next month in case anyone wants to join.
Is lightning surge supposed to be reliable accel? Or you can make it reliable?
>>579507747lmaoing @ V
>>579507890Umas after retirement from racing, but you shouldn't tell them that
>>579507927Kick 20 and I'll come backt. Mambocchi
Which uma would choose her trainer over yuriship(s)?
no one is joining mambo lol
>>579507927based if real
>>579507983none because all trainers are canonically female so there is no opportunity to make such a choice
>>579508017>>579508024>>579508034OK but which uma would choose her trainer over yuriship(s)?
>>579507782
>My trainer thinks he's a girl
I WANT TO SANPO I WANT TO SANPO I WANT TO SANPO I WANT TO SANPO I WANT TO SANPO
>girl>named KING
>>579508101https://youtu.be/SHAvkktP928
>>579508127I would beg Daiwa on hands and knees, beg for her to sit on my face with her sweaty ass.
>day before concert>1 point away from buying a Song that needs dance>speed gives me Composure and Visuals
does operation cacao trigger a kiss for courage?
>>579508086No trainer can compete with Brian over her harem
Oh wait i remember now, you need to wait till next part of CM, get matched and then wait another dayRetard maxing strat
>>579508127I used to like skinny and petite girls before I encountered this cow.
>>579508195nyes
>>579507927Even restructuring clubs is a gamble in this casino game. Either you succeed or you tumble down to B+
>>579508080I refuse to accept your perfectly sound explanation
>>579508206yet Brian eats my meat sausage every night
soon
>>579508275Hishi?
>>579508242>and both triggers mid racethat's nice
>my trainer is visiting uma cosplay otokonoko "hostess" clubs again
>>579508328Hishi also eats my meat sausage
>>579508395Brian?
>>579508017I am quitting autis/uma/ for mambo.
Considering Mr. CB has decided not to finish her event chain for the past three runs I've done, should I just put her on the shelf and borrow a better speed card instead like Tachyon instead?
do umas not think it's weird they're called mr COCK BALLS
>>579508431Both eat it, we call it threesome
>Men... men.. men... men men men
>>579508328Akebono
>>579508460Bad luck should never be the basis to make bad decisions
>>579508476Biwa?
>>579508593I would fuck Biwa too
>>579508179
post win rates16/21/12
>>579508540>manhater>tsundere>pervert>cock craving slutDober's character evolution within /uma/ has been amusing to watch.
>>579508683You goofed up!
>>579508683nice reply dototard
>>579508528Is this OC? Nice work
>>579508661
THE WIND IS PUSHING ME
>>579508540Sometimes it's not a bad decision, though.Think about it like this, on a Goldship, would you rather run left or right?
>>579508515me on the left
>>579508683>quoted the wrong fucking postI goofed up... that was for >>579508528
>>579508796Why are you running Taishin Speed???
Man I miss this flavour, can never find it again
>>579508774INTO THE CLOUDS AGAINI FEEL THE BLOOD IN MY VEINS
>>579508639Winning Ticket?
nonce squadders what have we learnt
>>579508774
>>579508774I want to ravage her windpipe
>>579508910if you want to know if I will fuck every uma in Tracen then yes, I will
>>579508840BECAUSE I HAVE NO FUCKING USABLE SPEED CARDS IS WHY I'M RUNNING TAISHIN SPEEDITS EITHER TAISHIN SPEED, OR POVERTY BOURBON, OR POVERTY SPECIAL WEEK, OR 3LB EL CONDOR PASA OR KINGUTHIS GAME IS A FUCKING RAPE SIMULATOR AND I'M THE ONE GETTING RAPED
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reall yreally really realy really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>579508979Yet you only get to rape your inbred paki sister
>>579508849>the orange flavor Khaotic is discountedThat was my favorite...
>>579508931give bottom hair to ryan
You may now kiss the bride
>>579509006use El neigha
>full spurt rate 80%oh NO
>>579509074she's 14
>>579509006Use King Halo, are you stupid?
>>579509006El is right therestone it bwo
>>579509006Either use a gold crystal or just straight up run El at 3 LBWelfare Bourbon is a good option too
>>579509173EL IS 3LB ONLY BECAUSE I USED A STONE ON HER ALREADYSEE YOU FOR THE THIRD ANNI WHEN I FINALLY FINISH MLBING HER
>>579509249>EL IS 3LB ONLY BECAUSE I USED A STONE ON HER ALREADYyou're retarded
CHRIST ABOVE WHY IS THE FUCKING COLD BREW COFFEE AT CHICK-FIL-A SO SWEET
>>579509074Can I bury my face in her chest while penetrating her umanko too or is that for when we visit the island
>>579509067Are you trying to project something with this?
Fuck Dober
>>579509006Crystal your Pasa and you're good. What are you even saving up those SR crystals for anyway. I spent 3 SR crystals to get Seiun Wit to MLB, and I've been happy with it.
>>579509371Yeah me
>>579509249>stoning card when you can't MLB itdon't do that
>>579509336If you're a shota or super manlet i guess
>>579509371Gladly
>>579509149terrible day 4only 1 maya win, 2 flower wins and 6 sweepy winslack of wit is finally biting me in my assdon't even know if my new flower is better than the old because her spurt rate is kinda ass
>>579509413Don't worry, I wouldn't be able to MLB it regardless. I won't draw her until I get enough crystals to MLB her
If GL is the 3 speed 2 wit Pal scenario what are GM decks like?
hiii
>>579507632
>>579509384the retard crystal'd for LB3
dobermanko
>>579509325You're supposed to get as close to nonsweatened as you can at restaurants, because things are set up for the plebeian normalfag, but Chick-fil-A always felt extremely bland and uninspired to me
>>579509384he's a newcutie retard
>>579509538LB3 is fine. You just don't get the power bonus, just click speed harder.
>>579509534
>>579509420Neither but it'd be worth the back and neck pain
>>579509575>spe welfareHes a MANT skipperShakur Speed Welfare would have solved this issue
>running Taishin speed over King Halowhat is this, week1 /uma/?
>>579509590What happens if I continue staring without blinking?
>>579505447what club~?
>my trainer showed up wearing a Jamiroquai hat
>>5795095072 speed 2 wit ancestors and flex except it doesnt feel like absolute dogshit to have a power or even guts card in the deck like it does in GL
>>579509652Ai will be defeated
>>579509507I think it's 2 Speed 1 Guts 2 Wit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9A4YgtvA9QRyan love
>>579509692dumb skinwalker
>>579509706He's courting Rickry bro, you're about to get cucked
>>579509692Join Dacchis next, Umama. It's about time they get some dirt on their name
>>579509692mambo
>>579509719GM has good Stam freebies?
>>579509634Ackshyully I'm a Unity skipper. And the first CM, and I think a couple of the other URA CMs. My only win was a mayano top gun pulling bullshit out of her ass and then I quit for like a year and came back halfway through MANT, but I have been utterly and completely shafted on my gacha luck, which has been horrible for my entire uma musume career
>>579509554I got the one without any added sweeteners or cream. I know why it's so fucking sweet. The first ingredient is their fucking milkshake base.I never drink their coffee. Free offer in the app.
>>579509909Buy an account for like 20 bucks
>>579509887It'll be much nicer than GL yes. The speed cap goes down to 1500 so 2 speed is also very doable with the increased training gains. You'll have 1500 speed but everything else will be higher than it is right now.
>>579509706Which uma is like picrel?
>>579505958
>>579509972her breasts don't look that big
>>579510053Super Creek
>>579509950>milkshake base for coffee
>>579510086but mine do.
>>579509972>A dykeNooo whyyy fuck you cyjews
>>579503551All countries around the world cant carry Global version of the game unlike what the JPig senpais are doing. M-maybe we should not shoo them off the thread.
>>579509950>milkshake basewhat the fuck
>>579510153That's just a stallion dancing with his bro tho
>>579510053gwo... why is it always like this?
>>579510141Hmmm I think I believe in feng shui now
>>579510126
>>579509950>milkshake baseTheir sins will not go unpunished.
>>579510210Ask our sister thread how much they paypiggu then
>windy propaganda both in global and JPs-sugoi...
>updating TT umas since I've been edging it for too long>longsHow do yall build your long umas for TT?Still in GL or in nUnity for easier(?) stams?
>>579510286
Will you?
>>579510210>ignoring Steam
>>579510053
finals soon
Coffee with lots of cream and sugar is good also 3 spurts of vanilla with caramel whipped cream.
>>579482534Just did my final races. Dober managed to win a few but overall it's another cm of her being there to look pretty. Have to hope I face clankers to have a shot at winning finals, but I only cared about qualifying anyway.
>>579510372If you don't have Creek do it in Unity using Riko.If you have Creek do it in GL and get 1600 speed even if a bit understammed, you will win walking.
>>579510210You realize that because of global cygames has gotten multi-million dollar sponsorship deals such as the kentucky derby right? It's not just about stock valueFuck jp fags that spam here
>>579510342Average JP player buys 5 monthly passes for human rights qol
>>579510373>>579510286Umanko is lucky today
>>579510392Cmon now 10k steam players cant magically spend x2 x3 x4 than the entirety of mobile players
>>579510372use uma with fat recovery ult
>>579510372Your healer grass with 3 recoveries?
>>579510375I don't play lates sorry
>>579509842
>>579510539Concurrent players isn't total players retardbwo.And with how the game works right now you barely need to keep it open for more than 10 minutes a day to finish all your runs.I'd bet there's close to 100k players on Steam
>>579510464Shina's armpits aren't that damp and sweaty...
>>579510375She only sees her trainer as a father figure. Oh, and her official trainer is female in star blossom.
>>579510487The yen will also forever be in the toilet, big american dollar funds Cygays capital.
>>579510375Nyo, I roll for Kris
>>579510375Doto sucked my carats dry
Love SheeBee
Erai koccha
>>579510704based brown appreciator
>>579510701Anything and everything to deter a dongfeng missile from hitting cygames HQ
>>579510591>>579508147sloppa sex
>>579510694that explains why she calls me daddy when we're in bed
sex with crazy
what uma has the tastiest pits
>>579510924Wait a minute...
>>579510924Creek obviously
>SS rank Sprint-based Curren actually won a Group A Mile based CMCan someone explain how this happened?
>>579510924Creek
>>579510924Curren Bouquetd'or is officially always lactating. At least her IRL counterpart
>>579510924
>>579510924is this AI
>>579510924I wanna sucks milk from Ruby ojousama tits
How are people getting 3700+ skill points? I only get 3100 max with mlb tachy, LH and even sr sweepy sometimes
>>579511057>have this knowledge>still made her flat in gameWhy...
>>579510924Women can jerk off their boobs?
Uma with this feel?
>>579511136I can't even get 3k points. I'm eternally stuck with 2900 max
>>579511119Ojou would do this
>>579511136Its 3700 without hints 3000 with hints
>>579511136We told you to buy the +2 and +3 SP songs ASAP, bro.......
>>579510924It looks like it hurts... Any foids can confirm?
>>579511202Ah... oh... that makes sense.Thanks for making me less retarded.
>>579510487>>579510701retards
>>579510924How does this even feel like?
>>579510924I wanna suck on torpedo tits so bad...
>>579511320imagine a cow
How are you choose your running style in the game? I like all of them bros... maybe except paces
>>579511014Because PvP in this game is RNG shit and has very little room for skill expression.Just show up and hope for the best.
>>579510924Creek.
>>579510924Bro your milk spiller Uma...
>>579511171acute
>>579511480Luck is a skill
>>579511463I don't
>>579511240Not a foid, but I guess that probably feels like pissing.
>>579511014You lowrolled, they highrolled, simultaneously
>>579511463>post pace uma>doesn't like pace
>>579511463Find an oshi
>>579511463I check and see which umas I want to have sex with and pick the one most of them can run. For me thats lates
I didn't plan to go to the store today, but now I crave fermented mare milkFuck you, /uma/
>>579511463I luckshitted Smaru in one spark and got MLB Tachyon in 400. So I'm officially a Front and Pace shitter.
...ugh
>>579511463Dickpull, through dickpull, running style. At least that's how usually it goes for most people. Personally I just find backliners zooms to the finish line and cucks everyone is really cool
>>579511765Hokkaido milk is world renowned for a reason
Are you ready for your totally sovlful and not endXog2debuff finals?
>>579510924this reminds me of a newlywed coworker that couldn't let out any milk for her baby and she get sad started sobbing whenever something remind her of that
>>579511463I liked lates when I started the game but settled to pace chaser because of Deio
>>579511463All my oshis run different styles so I just pull generalist cards. Though that shit is gonna die very soon once you need like 3 different cards for each running style
>>579511606I too need to pinch my dick to piss
Important
>>579511940>All my oshis run different stylesSame that's the thing!!It's not like i have 5 waifus in front, so i can easily main frontsI have one late, one end, one pace, one frontAnd its now later it would be even more insane
For multi plat winners which style has won you the most CMs? For me it's pace.
>>579512313all of them
>>579512180I want to main Pace, but is Rulership even usable in Pace with gold gatekeep
>>579512121Why is she frowning
>>579512313Oguri Cap (Christmas) is the style that won me the most CMs
>>579512313All my plats were late wins. I've never won a plat ever since I went front, but my oshi is a front runner wcyd.
>>5795123133 plats, all of them from pace xog...
I love my genius wife!
>>579510924Is it supposed to spray that much?
I envy you guys for being able to dislike some Umas. I've been a fan since 2021 and it's either I love that Uma or I just don't care for that Uma, no in between. And it really messes with me with 'Eyyyy lmao why not snack on that banner?'
I need to do tier list of my waifus and sort them by style to see where i have more waifus! And choose this style
>>579512768Samson Big Protection Society
>>579512682My oshi is a very distance restricted late, my second fav is a dirter and the third is a fr*nt which I refuse to use competitivelySo I just use xog everytime
>>579512682But how do i know which style is optimal? For example Helios is pace, but she can run front so she could be in both, but shes better as pace wtf...
>>579510372I still have my fucking Longslop CM Gold Shit from MANT on mine lmao>>579510126>>579510215>>579510312Real>>579510450I put a disgusting amount of cream and sugar in my coffee. I managed one sip of this.
How does one gamblemaxx with Nakayama Festa?
>>579512954Some umas can just genuinely do multiple styles and just work better as whatever the meta is at the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj0LdHtxNy8Kino. MADs never really stopped being cool.
>samson big>not hulked out>no long hairoy gevalt thats not very kosher of you
>>579512951Kinda based but i dont have XOG
>>579513048>【ウマ娘MAD】I prefer 【競馬MAD】
>>57951300748 grams of sugar is an atrocious number for any drink to have let alone coffee.
I just want Danchou to kill the sash requester. I don’t care if we derank even just fucking make an example
>>579513048>>579513380what does MAD stand for anyway?i can guess the D is douga
>>5795123133 platsFirst 2 were medium CMs in MANT with end closer Cafe
>>579513471Music Anime Douga
>>579513545blackyon
You can only respond to this post if you are bigger than a monster can
So many people in my club are saying their goodbyes....
>>579513529
>>579513645Its sad, at least they say good bye and dont just leave at reset...
>>579513529>>579513689Is GentilTore a blockhead?
>>579513689
>>579512630Tamamo's VA is so cute. The video of her pulling her own banner lives rent free in my head.
>>579512313Fronts, that's mostly because I run Maru everywhere. I think the first Gemini was the only CM I didn't run her Golshi took my CM plat virginity there...
>>579513852She's not getting the dick
>>579513816>>579513645WHY?
>>579514085>GolshiKill yourself
>>579513852Should have just went for the indirect kissu instead
>>579514196Probably tired of carrying flatliners and almost caused deranking
>>579514196Dunno anons move on, but there is the Mambogeddon promised 3000 CMs ago. I am sure shitposters will celebrate this day for some time
>>579512313>2 pace>2 late>1 end2 end if Oguri wills it this CM.Anything but front.
>>579512313end (6) > late (5) > pace (2)nyever trained a fr*nt in my life
KRIS S SPOTTED
Is this a joke? Tama bros we have it rough
I would rather die than betray my danchou
>>579514225???
>>579514402Bro..? She's been in since NuUnity
>>579514402your run has been blessed
chiyo
cucking the first love of little kids is also part of my job as a trainer
>>579514415lmao what a brick
>>579514415Shouldnt you look at her 1488 alt instead?
wow i cant wait for another medium cm with soulless aces and soulless debuff + hoguri comps
>>579514415JP vets saying this Tama is a good pace chaser
>>579514637Shota-kun...
>>579514415Sovl kit
>>579514761This but unironically
>>579514713Nah, i'm watching my waifus and making a tier listSo i need to know which style is their main>>579514762Alt is pacechaser
>>579514835machan yourself
>>579514762No they didn't? They're talking about the alt
So latefags need to pull for Kris S card, right?
>>579514905the card is borrowbait
>>579514415Tail nine automatically makes this a good whatever style you choose
>>579514905No, the actual next must pull card is Pokke or Dia wit
>Do Deuce: Haha Equinox you're banging my mother...
good morning fellow umadacchis, how is the club drama going?
>>579514905nah it’s borrowcore
>560 stam 600 guts 950 wit pace chaser>80% spurt rate across 40 runs according to hakurakushe should be fine in the finals rightgreat mood and all
>>579515012cute horse
>>579514905only if you're pulling cafe when she almost immediately power creeps kris
>insel>incel racing
>>579515061>950 witenjoy your 3 seconds of downhill mode bro
Just got back in the game since the unity cup update should I just play the latest scenario? And are some scenario better at something like breeding a parent or something like that
god this game sucks horse cock
>>579515012>Kita's mom gets fucked by his rival>Equinox fucks his rival's momIs this one of those "History does not repeat but it rhymes" situations?
THEY ARE RACEHORSES THEY ARE ALL FUCKING INBRED
>>579515141Parents are a bit more complicated since older scenarios will have skills you want to hunt but basically you should just always play the newest one
>>579515158and both Do Deuce and Kitasan Black are "idol horse" of their gen while Equinox and Duramente are the strongest of their gen... it really is
>>579515141Whatever you do, do not play Trackblazer
>>579515024[Sad News] Mambo is disbanding at the end of the month
>>579514637Rickey isn’t that big
>>579515141>should I just play the latest scenario?No but you have to if you want to enter graded CM>And are some scenario better at something like breeding a parent or something like thatNot for a long time, we're still in the phase where the stat and SP differences between scenarios are too big
>>579515242is that true?but gl gives so many skill points and its easier to get SS on autoshould i do unity instead from now on
Keep edging for another 52 minutes
Mambo will never die
>>579515120yea?its 9.0s total with 2.7s pre-late of downhill mode950 rounded up is 1k
>>579515024Tamalove danchou is hopefully going to be hanging this guy from the rafters this morningIf anything I think our danchou is too nice letting them get the monthly gibs still
>>579514835Truke
>>579515379It's opposite day....
Machan's the type to whisper in your ear with that soft voice of hers how cool you are while you're pounding the lights out of her. Thoughts?
>>579515379idk bro they're losing a literal billion fans this month from the top earners leaving...
I haven't seen the chiyoposter in 2 days where is he?
>>579515525Mambo died because of kicking people before gibs, we shouldn't do it
>>579515351I mean URA gets the racing spirit skills which you cant get anywhere else. The common parent strat is to do URA until you get a couple of those as white sparks, then transition to GL to try and get an SS uma with a good blue and pink who also has those white sparks
I killed himno more gayposting
Any club hoppers in here? Which club are you targeting next reset?
>>579515525Idk I think kicking people mid month is dumb and gay. I'd prefer it if he cleared out a couple of the bottom earners but they're technically following the 1 run/day rule.
>>579515820I'm quitting my club and joining whoever opens doesn't matter the rank
>>579515751I lived, bitch
The gods of Mambo will keep alive
1.2k wit einsteins when they check the wit of the finals winner in 32 hours (they failed the downhill mode lottery somehow)
>ChaserIs this late or end? I dont get jap names?
I can't help but hum the lyrics along to umapyoi densetsu in the pre-concert screen
>>579515820any A+ club that isnt the one with gay erp in chat
>>579516032betweener is late, chaser is end, stalker/runner is pace, runner is front
>>579516032Thats end. Late is betweener
>>579516032pace chaser obviously both have chaser are you retarded
>>579516095>>579516096Yeah? Leader/Chaser who is leader then? It's not front
>>579516032>>579516095japanese terms make more sense when you consider that front runners are fucking freaks who never win and pace chasers are the actual front runners which is why they are called leaders of the pack
>>579516032>leaderfront runner>betweenerpace chaser>chaserlate surger>runnerend closer
>>579503924extremely high quality post
>nothing but chiyo since 2022umazing>booru last upload was 11months agogay
>>579515618They'll still flat around A as long as danchud keeps replacing the flatliners
>>579515691I gotta fume a little or I might tell people not to show up to daily reset one day>>579515907the guy in the screenshot did not do an auto in 14 days, the others might only slight me for doing sashes all the time
i’m a chaser too fr
>>579516032Chaser as in chasing the pack
>>579516160Leader is pace, front is runner
>>579516236this is AI slop my man
>>579516194>>579516328When i dont get it, how unique can be both for end and for front She has front Git's rulership skill
>>579515820Preferably the one without discord but can't be choosers
>>579516354you're retarded
>>579516354isn't rulership the first uma who can whiff her ult, right at the gate?
>>579516354Read the rest of the page
>>579516354you can choose how to build the umadoes tamamo unique also break your mind
pulling for Inari's huge mountains and Tama's flatlands in 6 days
Hors?
>>579516329nah I see sovl
>>579516420>>579516430>>579516474>>579516494wtf... i'm just new and dont get how it's works
She is a big dumb dumb
>>579516263I mean I agree with boiling him alive, I just think doing it mid month is cringe and can make for an uneasy atmosphere within the club. At our core we're still just pretty casual.
>>579516583well you can choose what style to prioritiselot of umas are not just stuck to a single style
>>579515332she's pregnant
>>579516583It means the skill only activates if the user is running pace or end. Not and.
>>579516583don't bother looking at jp content newcutie it's too advanced for you
>>579516543Same brother same
>>579516603>I just think doing it mid month is cringe and can make for an uneasy atmosphere within the club.Oh noooo people might think twice before doing literally nothing for weeks
>>579516354Runner - frontLeader - paceBetweener - lateChaser - end
>>579516354retard
>>579516583It just restricts what style you can use her as. Basicaly the unique says to build her as a pace chaser or end closer, despite her also having late A. Orfe also has end closer as a restriction despite having late A because they want you to make her an end closer
>>579516594>I wanna suck his...what?
>>579504243>translator when is not able to completely erase Christmas from the game because of events like this
>>579516832dice
>>579516769well that and her busted evo
>>579516583Stick to global like a proper EOP
>>579516662>>579516683>>579516692I'm not THAT new, sorry, i just got gaslight by some one who said that Leader is front and she has FRONT G. Sorry
>>579516769that's gay as fuck
>>579516430Yes and it sucks.
>>579516734I think this extreme case is just annoying because we're not going to hit A+ this month. I think kicking mid month sets a bad precedent and him getting a few more fans woulsnt have changed our rank. Just let danchou weed people like this out at the start of the month and lets try again
If you leave the club you will lose CMdon't do it
>>579517042Nah, accurate tribute to irl horse is kino. Mutating an uma is morally wrong
>>579517020its okay, we can all agree that jp players are evil and mean
>>579517042Thats the future bro. If HOguri was released today in JP her ult would be pace/late as well. Thats how they try to balance
>>579517194stop saying mutating vftranny
>front runner=runnerbecause you run away from the pack>pace chaser=leaderbecause you lead the pack>late surger=betweenerbecause you are in between the pack>end closer=chaserbecause you are chasing the packThere, not so difficult ain't it
>>579517241mutating is an /uma/ term it was made here
>>579510375Maybe
>>579517241I'm just using /uma/'s word lil niggy
>>579517347>>579517384and where do you think /uma/ got it from?
>>579516769Skipping the whore
My Furowa keeps moving up to second and failing to proc her ult
>>579516547
>>579517473it was made here
>>579517473Me, Mr. Anon
>>579517473From me
mambros how do we save the club...
>>579517462They're taking the porn away
>>579517462BasedUmas aren't for lewding
It's not worth it betraying your friends for 450 carats
>>579517609posting more machitan
>>579517684450?? i thought it was 300 i might actually jump ship
>>579517684I wouldn't call anyone who can't even press 3 buttons a day a friend of mine
>>579517462idgi, why would they contact google if they wanna take down stuff?
>>579517473It was OUR word, WE built this
>>579517631>designing this
>>579517684It's almost 1500 carats if you joined /Uma/Club and most top earners in A clubs could join them if they wanted to
>>579517803the mod is hosted on drive
>>579517684>45 careersI'm leaving
Whats the S club cutoff without half TP? 3-4M a day?I aint doing anything past my 5 parentmaking borrow runs in this TP economy
How long is Creek good for
>>579517979Until Air Shakur. Sounds is a sidegrade, do not fall for it.
>>579517878Only cool people join /uma/ club and I am not
>>579517949Pedo
>>579517956you have to burn carats on 1.2 mil fan runs
>>579516751>>579516354So theres barely any benefits in making her pace?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy99YIX7gW0only real uncs know
>>579517878I will never join the gay jewish cabal
>>579517956I can answer this for danchouwe don't knowwe will know at the end of this month
>>579517979the stegochud ran creek until the recent doto release in JP, not advised to follow his steps though
>>579517294Those are literal EN translations that no one actually uses for keiba. pace setters/chasers and closers, that's all you need.
>>579517878what's their quota?I'm considering betraying my A club...
>>579517684>friends
>>579517885May I see that drive?
>>579518378cygays took it down
>>579517878and yet you have a bunch of niggas always leaving every month...
guys, i barely played during 1.5 anni, could you mlb the welfare card?i only have it at lb1....
I can't wait to sanpo my umas
I've jerked off three times since waking up, and my boner still won't calm down for longany umas who'll help me relieve it? or have the same kind drive?
>People are STILL arguing over the garbage that happened in sea hours, 10h agoHoly fuck what is wrong with you "people".
>>579516430No. Original Bourbon could because a late start was enough. Cygames let you know exactly what they were about with the very first banner in the game.
we don't even know if /Uma/ C will have a spot this reset
>>579518469>furshit>boyumaShit taste
>>579518340300M
>>579518484Curren Chang
Lets talk aboit bbq time with american umas. What would they put on the grill
>>579518484Transcend
i'm expecting huge changes and reinforcements from /uma/, otherwise it's not looking good for this club
>>579518602non-std whores please
What we thinking about Tanino Gimlet?
>me when some outsider retard tries to argue over "REE JP VS GLOBAL REEE" like a child when people are posting JP uma/content all the fucking time
>>579514415natural looper
Why is a Symboli black?
>>579518589>>furshityou are playing a game about kemonomimi idol horse girls
>>579518507I'm discussing umas here
>>579518607uhh, bwo? why are you asking a full-blooded japanese woman about anything related to american grills?in any case, i think she'll do yakiniku
>>579518671she's very cool and awesome. and I want to fuck her daughter.
>>579518507>>579518756Where are you seeing this shit you fucking schizo
>>579517462they will just make another one, the more you try to prohibit something, the more people insist on doing it
>>579518749Fat fucks
>>579518671Vodka's mom has got it going on
CONGRATULATION GIRLS YOU WON UMARICAN IDOL
>>579518756Why is rulership into gyarus? I mean I get it, but what is her motivation?
>>579518958the mod would still work retardbwo they only took it down
The way Equinox's kids are just recolor of himselfhttps://x.com/NakayamaFesuta1/status/2094404675605041539
>>579518097>projecting
>>579513015Your 567?
>>579518432Yet I've seen Mambo and Bricked recruitment posts recently but I haven't seen any from /uma/club
>>579518756Palmer, Helios and Forever Young would play board games with her. Sichi too, if you tell her that her trainer likes board games too.
>>579519059What a fucking narcissist.
>>579518801But they don't reproduce ugly beastman
be nice to your top earnersit only takes one bad day
I'm getting kicked in 5 minutes....
I got that jong in me
>>579519120You would need more Golds for thatUpgrade Slick Surge to OYL and Swell to Rising Dragon and you have the Inconsistency King
I like some of you guysDon't enter the club office on reset
>>579518607
I HAD 500 SPEED ON JUNIOR DECEMBER BUT WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU YOU FUCKING HAG MY HECKING NEW YEAR ENERGY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BRICKED
>>579519393Good morning Saar!
you're not getting those shoes btw
Why is it telling me my club was disbanded is it bugged?I'm from Mambo btw if that matters and I'm also trans
I'll steal all 10 shoes then leave the club
Is it true that this was all orchestrated by horsemeat?
>>579518671She can really sing but is still isn't as good as people say.
>>579519071>Here's one of my favorites, Shakur
>>579517956200M probably
CYGAMES WHY'D YOU MAKE THE NPC SO HOT
ButtSweat is recruiting!A B+ casual /uma/ club with moderately active in-game chat! Some of us know how to play and can actually give feedback and advice! Complain about RNG / stamina / looping frustrations! Wow!Reply in here if interested, or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.Also, FLINT, WE HAVE A SPOT FOR YOU, COME HOME.
it's over...
>>579519763Ugly christmas cake
first time I didn't make it>there's autosdon't care didn't even open the game>dancho rape this manI'm dancho and I'm going to brutalize a dozen flatlNIGGERS while waiting for the club's clanker to leave for some S rank club or whateverit's truly overI made it to A btw
Uma&co is recruiting one person! Message Umama or V on discord for more info
>>579519257When are they making a mod for whatever this game is that replaces the model with nakadashi festa
>>579519026she heard gyarus are friendly to otakus
>>579519797Fuck off
So, dramasisters?
I JUST GOT KICKED FROM MY CLUBAIEEEEEEEEEE MY REWARDS
>Mambo is fucking goneNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>579519920...they're not?
>>579519913I messaged V yesterday an he started trauma dumping on me about his CM results, I still haven't gotten an invite...
Reminder that some jap made a song about how they want to eat onigiri with Cesario's sweat 18 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC0W9A3qGAc
>>579519920>gyarus are friendly to otakusBullshit
>asking for danchodewe can kick before anons log in right?
>>579520172Shichi's trainer is not an otaku
>>579520172city trainer is not an otaku
>>579520213nyes everyone will get the gibs
>>579519920>heardShe's a shut-in and thus probably 'heard' it from whatever doujinshi she was masturbating to in her room.
>>579520127>small tits
>>579519982What did they do
Heh
I need a club 494652414537Will do 5x borrow everyday
>>579520327LEMON SPOTTED
>>579519920>>579520287Rulership is such a fucking loser lmao
>>579519414>YOU'RE MILE S RUN BROYOU'RE MILE S RUN BRO>YOU'RE MILE S RUN BROYOU'RE MILE S RUN BRO>YOU'RE MILE S RUN BROYOU'RE MILE S RUN BRO
>>579520239>>579520249All japanese men are otakus, they don't share their hobbies to foids.
>>579520564based retard
YOU GUYS TOLD ME CYGAMES DOES NOTHING ABOUT BOTS. FUCK YOU
Can't decide between late or end sweepy for my finals
>>579520447Rulership (makeover) is cute
>>579520657guh?
>>579520172Shichi is not a gyaru you fucking retard
>>579520447this is why they call her rulerSHIT
What do you call horses the color of gold city? Blonde?
>>579520663Flip a coin
Take care bwos, thanks for everything and I'll see you around
>>579520657Cygames only does something about mass reported players
>>579520657You're uh right?
>>579520791it was his mane that gave him that name
>Junior YearMaybe this is the runLet's see how the game fucks my ass later on
>>579520810Spurt doesn't work, right? So all we have is daring strike?
>3600 caratsyummer
If you're a lose, you'll at least have Dantsu Flame
>>579520657They only kill super obvious ones, probably just because they're getting spammed with reports. Cygames are based for nuking the whole club though because those are usually throwaway accounts anyways that slave for their mains in the same club.
We did it gwos
>>579520894Spurt kind of works
>>579520172>i got genuinely and unironically turned on by this pic
It's so fucking mambover
wait does shop reset at the event/banner time?
Mambo (379642070) is recruiting two neighas interested in a chill club. No strict quota, just be active and use your TP.>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>579520894it worksjust slightly delayed
>>579520970well done everyonelooking forward to taking it a bit easier on TP30 now tho
>>579521085nyes
I'm going to do more fans today than the 5 bottom earners last month and this month combined.And I will only use my borrows.
>>579521085Yes
>>579520919But they didn't nuke the whole club, just the two blatant bots which put the club overall to A+
>>579520127>no pit hair
>>579521164good job Allen
Tama-chan mega cute???
>>579521164Any vacancies?
if I win finalsI will throw those extra carats at wind boobs uma
>>579521221Oh, I saw the club disappear from the rankings and thought they just nuked it, it's still funny that it went all the way down to A+ without their cheaters even with the 15m/day quota.
which scenario should i use for loopingim thinking of going back to URA for the scenario spark but not having extra hints from the other scenario mechanics kinda sucks
>>579521395always
>>579521346always was
>>579519250STOP POSTING PROPAGANDA!>>579521346YOU AS WELL!
There's no such thing as an "option'...
>>579521574DependsURA for spirit skill startersUnity for manual loop/parent runsGL for auto runs
you are sentenced to 3 years of being uma milked by a trainee
>making my ultimate tier list to decide which style i like more>half of umas can run late and end at same time>second half can run pace and front at the same time,
>>579521164yeah, I think we should cruise on down to low-middle-s>>579521340(that's not my post but) it was a team effort!>>579521395not this time, thankfully, recruiting can be stressful
>>579521221>from SS to A+ (mambo tier)Imagine the SEAthing
>>579520992No
>>579521793does your job pay well?
>>579521793Two accounts is probably the solution
>>579521843
>>579521221dicksword bros do post the melty if you see it
/Uma/ managed to hit 25 instead of 28 this resetthey murdered 2-3 clubs during the tally
>>579521874Nah i wont pay a lot maximum is monthlies and selector
>join test run>my pace xoguri (1600 speed) vs end xoguri (1400 speed + medS)>my pace xoguri hits 777 and angling>still loses by 3L to end xoguri with MPB is a xoguri eats xoguri world huh, guess I'll have to make her end or she is cooked
>>579521723Still tore would never say no to her
>>579521992If you would please refer to the chart
>>579521923My bad, I got hungry
>>579521843>>579521903>no tits
>>579522096>>579522096>>579522096
>>579522091pace was supposed to be "just as good if not better" because DDI got gaslighted again
>>579521992pacexogs gets devoured by endguris here, not even DD being viable is enough
>>579521923being "true" S+ at 28 when tallying hit felt great. the bot clubs getting banned was the cherry on top
>>579521793a lot of umas get alt where their style change you might want to look into thatfor example silly symboli goes late -> pace
>>579520750>Shichi is not a gyaru you fucking retardHONORARYONORARY
>>579521904I don't think they are awake yetFound the North Flight cord from their youtube channel, last message was 3 hours ago and there is no mention of the bans from anyone, though they probably have a private channel/guild for club members which I can't access, apparently they have a JP club as well, they are also an admin in the icarus cordAlso, I don't think they have ever made it to Group A before, actually a lot of the people in their cord are posting Group B screenshots...
