FUCK YOU EDITION!!!# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[JULY 2026] development "paused due to legal matters". However, Burial is confirmed to be the next episode. Nemlei to sponsor a "Coffin-likes" game jam.https://steamcommunity.com/games/2378900/announcements/detail/702146248223754712# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>579390724
King Jack bestows his benefices upon the thread! I love /Calg/ary so much it's unreal.
>>579674430>Uncompressed:https://files.catbox.moe/a03bw7.png>Previous aggie:PicrelWhat are your favourite pieces from the #600 Aggie?
>>579674545Captcha was being a bitchI'm glad I got to bake though, tysm
Happy 600th thread!!!
>>579674682>What are your favourite pieces from the #600 Aggie?Julia molesting WrenTired Kit9Perdition to Hussies (my own but I like it)
>>579674682Massive kudos to whoever drew this one
>>579674430Celebratory Jiggie when?
>>579675029Right now nigga go make it
>GET JIGGIE WITH IThttps://jiggie.fun/6hTPWIhttps://jiggie.fun/6hTPWIhttps://jiggie.fun/6hTPWI
>>579674964Thanks, I wanted to draw something aside from CAT ASS
>>579674890>Julia molesting WrenWhich one lol there were two of them
>>579676173top right
Mashallah, this was a good aggie, even taking the traces of haram artwork into account. It was a lot of fun, and I am glad I contributed to it. This time, however, in a mostly non-representational way, so that the unenlightened masses do not yell at me for completely disregarding the hadiths again.
>>579676572But they're both in the top right
>>579674682I like this one too, it's tiny but very sovlful.
>>579674682trucking route destiny
>>579677104I obviously meant the topmost rightmost of the two
>>579674430
>>579677773Don't say itNobody fucking say it
>>579677773>hell racistBased.>Julia rapeNever sully oneself with sistern't women.
>>579677773>despite man real, anon sister point makesAnon is a cool guy but his sister is right.
>>579677773>deadpool nemleiverseThe MCU has a new Jesus
>>579679983*king of the hill theme plays*
>>579677773>julia rape KEEEEEEEKKKKK
>>579677773>cute game juliaTrue!
>>579677773>ashley loveso true
So, we doing a 666 aggie?
>>579680403mmm that feels like it's courting bad juju to enter the thread...
>>579680403of course. and #669
>>579680403what about #667?
>>579680403I'm not sure. I love ???, I love him a whole lot because he's adorable and based and the secret hero of the story, but there's only so many ways I can draw Gaseous Clay before it'd get old.
>>579680615I don't have the image on hand and every time I need it I regret not loading up the game and grabbing it but it's the one where the game gives Andrew the option to kill Leyley and I want you to know that I would post it in response to your post.
>>579680615
>>579680403I suspect it will be deader than dead. #600 was a centenary and even that canvas wasn't full>>579680625This
>>579680930I don't like that meme, it put the site into a coma...
>>579674682>What are your favourite pieces from the #600 Aggie?My wife Noelle, of course! She's so pretty!
>>579679983
>>579674682I love ðis one.
>>579681009My greatest work
>>579680625It can just be the general demon aggie. I kind of agree though, it'd be better to just artfag in the thread, like Julia Day.
>>579674430>>579674682I need a nursing handjob from this profusely lactating Jewess while she calls me a good goy
>>579674430>FUCK YOU EDITION!!!Why?
The game would have been better if it was just yaoi
>>579681859Anon said to put an emotional blurb or commemorative fuck you in the OPIt provides a subtle Nemleian texture
>>579681942*if it were
>>579681942Happy trail? That motherfucker is ecstatic
>>579681942that's gay
>>579683536And that's the way of the world
>My sister has a PlayStation in her pussyWhat did Anon mean by this?
>>579684029The best timeline
>>579684196It's my man cave.
>>579684495Your sister must be a real loose girl...
>>579684654The best sisters flooze
>>579684654>>579684716Take that back :<
>>579684654>>579684716They used to call her the town bicycle but then they realized the sheer mileage was too much for a bike. Now they call her Doorgash.
>>579684895Holy shit.
>>579684895
>>579684654>>579684716Absolutely disgusting.
>>579685271Yeah...
We love Julia
>>579686003ZERO people are saying this.
>>579681776That reminds me, I was drawing something for you. You'll like it.
>>579686145B-but... there's...
>>579686003Wren says this after being groomed
>>579674430>why is this game's humor 90% pornIs that meant to be Ace Attorney (2) or Coffin? Because it could apply to both.
>>579687652
Julia is the type of chick to call it Indigenous Peoples Day
>>579687652Now that I think about it, it was probably actually 7 million.
>>579687652Julia's mother is so cute...
>>579687652SauceNAO and Yandex returned nothing. Source/
>>579688265>Source
>>579687652Oy gevalt
>>579688265are you retarded?
>>579687652You can't just make offmodel pictures of my wife.
>>579687652>>579688378I love it. Thank you for your cervix.
>>579687652I will no homo suck your dick if you make her hair and eye colour more accurate
>>579687652Yeah ok, I'm down. Is there any downside into marrying a Jewish woman? Let's say, hypothetically, that all the awful stereotypes and conspiracies are true, that Jews secretly run the world through financial control and other bullshit like that. Marrying into that faction puts you on their side and any sort of schemes they're cooking up will only benefit you and your well endowed wife.
>>579689261You're right, I was operating on default settings. I can fix it up real quick.
My wife is being ruined right before my eyes.
>>579689406Anon's wife Gloria is a dignified woman.
Well, I'm not entirely happy considering I blew my load and mono-colored her hair and made it much more difficult to unfuck, but I've done worse.
>>579689981I tried to edit it myself. I wanted to avoid embossing while retaining the line thickness, but I don't think I did a good job. I think the final solution to this problem is to redraw the hair strands entirely.
>>579677773>literally Andrewyes
>>579690603I think I've got it in a good spot now.
>>579691590Remind me to dedicate some time to this after I remove futa Julia's breasts, because I still need to do that
>>579691713You disgust me.
>>579691713kill this man
>>579691772>>579691774Liking futa is gay
>>579691868You hate tits. There's literally nothing gayer than that, including liking dicks.
>>579691868no u
How about editing it to make Julia a normal girl with a vagina and boobs
>>579692449But I want Jane jacking Julian off
IF I PUT JULIA BETWEEN TWO CHOCOLATE WAFERS SHE'D BE A WHOREO COOKIE
Ashley! Are you running around?Are you crying out in bloody murder?Ashley! Are you bumming around?You're crying on my cold shoulderAshley! Are you running around?Are you crying out in bloody murder?Ashley! Are you bumming around?You're crying on my cold shoulderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2oKQTkHIXo
>>579693520
>>579693719Anyone have the jiggle gif version of this?
>>579694134This the one?
>>579694690hell yeah
>>579687652ZAMN!
>Ashley/Douglas AI slop>account based out of BrazilWhat casues this?
>>579674682>favourite piecesLOVE ebussy in cal/g/.
>>579700049Mental retardation.
>>579701395*wrental retardation
>>579701852>have to pay wrent to be wrentarded nownot everything has to be a subscription service
>>579701852>see post calling someone retarded>proclaim "I'm retarded too"
>>579702260>see post caleyleying someone wrentarded>proclandrew "I'm wrentarded too"
>Andrew tells Ashley to have an awful night and terrible dreams>She then has a nightmare visionUnreal foreshadowing. Bravo, Nemlei.
>>579702728Oh all of the potential outcomes, I'm honestly now most curious about Burial Sane. Every other route they're either awful or loving to each other, in the sane route it seems lukewarm. Wonder what could develop from that.
>>579702568
*yawn* boring
*yawndrew* bowreng
I'm noticing an odd trend:>garbage ass take about the game>run their sentence through a unicode identifier >Apple user Almost universally. Do people on Mac and Iphones have a proclivity for being more retarded than average? It's not just with Coffin related stuff either.
>>579703261>unicode identifierwhat
SHUT IT DOWN
>>579703567you startled me
>>579703346https://www.babelstone.co.uk/Unicode/whatisit.htmlhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_encoding_of_APL_symbols#EBCDIC_code_pagesWithout being too long winded: Apple users are easy to identify.
>>579681009Nomorashi...
>>579704262I have no idea what to make of this, can you provide an example?
>>579704736The (’) below comes from an Apple user, as opposed to top that comes from a standard keyboard. Because Apple uses slightly different unicode characters from every other computer system that's widely used.
Imagine my shock. cal/g/ strikes again
>>579693339
if julia was an oreo then i would spread her legs like two cookies and lick up all the cream in the middle
>>579705919*if Julia were
>>579705952im horny, niggai don't have the patience for proper grammatical formatting
>>579705952It's due.
>>579705162At last... I truly understand with recent posts.
>>579706095Also, fun fact: If you have decent pattern recognition, you'll notice that it looks different too. Go to any website right now and look at the quotation marks of users. Ones that appear like this: " are from a standard system, ones that are more curved, that's someone posting on MacOS or IOS. This information could spare you from having to listen to the least reliable group of people when it comes to technology, or really anything even remotely serious: normie faggots who use Apple devices.
me when I spread pseudotechnical bullshit
>>579706527i swear to god, how many times do i have to tell your father to stop buying you that fag juice...
>>579687652Move over Julia, when it comes to the 'drew, there's only one ju' I've got eyes on...!
>>579706527Because everyone is techknowlogicleyley competent and severely autistic like (us), right?
>>579706583It's too late......https://x.com/Doriancest/status/2094923614399197204
>>579706931NTA but what do you expect from goyim?
>>579707072I expect them to stop browsing and start spending.
>>579707072>goyim>THIS generalUh... How do I say this?
>>579707251Goy.
Even Rabbi Mizrachi would be considered a gentile if he spent more then 2 seconds here, let's just be honest.
>>579674430>600Just imagine Andrew is holding up 3 more fingers. Not on the same hand, or that'd be a deformity. Or slop.https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HROxERubAAAE7lR.jpg?name=orig
>>579707231>New ToxiSoda came out>"Crazy passion fruit">Acronym for "stupid psycho">Gematria: "Imbecile"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h7hIvXv-cM&t=55
calgsisters, i bring good news
>>579707614>>GematriaYou know what's funny, back in my /x/ schizo days I literally went to the ends of thr earth to try and find one practical use for it. Boomers were obsessed with it during the Qanon era of US politics. Literally it's just a schizophrenic rng rambling generator.
>god himself blames AndrewBrothercels...
>>579706997The only redeeming quality Renee has (aside from that cute hairstyle) is giving birth to the beautiful gemstones that are Andrew and Ashley. Especially Andrew.
I had a really nice watermelon at a picnic the other day. It was so good that I went to town on a piece and had gotten the juice all over my face. When I was finished I looked up and saw that my sister was staring at me. She was wearing her watermelon bikini at the time and the piece I had stuck my face into and eaten out enthusiastically looked just like the bottom piece to her swimsuit. She excused herself, probably to go masturbate.
>>579706997The only redeeming quality Renee has (aside from that cute hairstyle) is giving birth to the beautiful gemstones that is Ashley.
>>579710101You can't appreciate the cuteness of Ashley while ignoring the appeal of Andrew. They have the same genes, after all.
>>579674430Worst looking aggie so far. /calg/ has fallen, billions must die.
>>579710551The one time we see his entire face unobstructed really left an impression on me. Unmistakably siblings. Makes it even hotter.
>>579677157That's my favourite too.
>>579710551Maybe he should stop being a faggot.
>>579687652>>579687890The nose is literally not even similar to hers you fucking hack
AU where Andrew and Ashley open a beachside fruit stand that sells watermelon
>>579692474When did Jane start sexually targetting Julian?
>>579711536cute
I feel like I'm the only person who likes Ashley's shoes because everyone calls them stupid and unrealistic. But I love those massive frills by the ankles, because they make her look like a flower or one of those lizards with them huge collars: it's cute while also projecting a cool silhouette. Nemlei seriously understands aesthetics and created the next major fashion innovation because this stuff should be adopted by women's boots in real life. The laces modestly sticking out from under the frills also look cute and I think I have some ideas of how they actually fasten. Very forward thinking and I don't believe it's just a sci-fi shoe. I would honestly love for Ashley to kick me in the balls wearing those. I'm not even not even into CBT at all, I just want her to do it once so I have the satisfaction of knowing it happened. Does thet make sense?
Which martial art would Andrew practice if he were real? Better yet, what kind of work-out would he choose. I'm guessing karate, because it was very popular in America of that time, or if the game takes place in Europe, then sambo or savate. As for working-out by himself, I guess he would choose yoga or other exercise with his own weight. He doesn't strike me as someone who would go to the gym.
>>579712309>Hmm yes this analysis seems pretty reasonab—
>>579712309The laces are cute, I agree. The comparison of frills with Chlamydosaurus kingii is a nice observation
>>579712684Oh wow I didn't know the clap came from dinosaurs
>>579712309I like Ashley's boots too-
>>579712309What about Drew's Shoes?
>>579713324Standard generic Converse rip offs/10(they're /fa/shionable)
>>579713324He's got totally reliable and orthodox skate shoes. They look nice but are unremarkable.
>>579713431Andrew is my /fa/god
>>579712309Yesh....Ashley's sockleys....
>Andrew furiously masturbating while sniffing one of Ashley's socks
>>579712498>if he were realI'm right here anon
>>579714457Who the fuck are you?
>>579714427Been there done that
>>579714546I'm (you)
>>579714546Um, Andrew fucking Graves? Who the fuck are (You)? Who told you you could cosplay as me??
>>579712498>America>EuropeAndrew lives in Rapechester and has to avoid louts and muggers on the daily.
>>579714840Can confirm, raped Ashley there.
>>579712498>what kind of work-out would he chooseHitting his sister.
>>579714829WHY ARE (you) SAYING YOU'RE ME? I'M ANDREW GRAVES!
>there are entirely too many Andrews here
There are entirely too many Andrews here.
I vote for >>579549190
>>579715364Beat me to it
>>579715238God, every Thursday with these people... Look at the username, LARPer. I'm the real Andrew Graves here.
>>579715364>>579715451There are entirely too many "There are entirely too many Andrews here"s here
I think one Andrew Graves is too much.
Why did Andrew kill the extra Ashleys instead of just leaving them in the dressing room?
>>579715505
>Ashley's face when she has to take on at least 5 brocks at once
>>579715976KEK
>>579715976Alternate version would be the first Bad End with b_fuckithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BI7RLCxuY0&t=326
>>579714223>>579714427Picrel is the reason Nemlei will never hold another QnA.
>>579716508Holy shit. I definitely did not get this ending in my playthroughs.
>>579716602I LOVE ASHLEY'S BOOTS!
>>579716796...But hold on just a second. Look at her left shoe, notice how the frill is the wrong size and shape? There isn't a clear curvature at the brim AND the frill looks awfully small.Hacklei, FIX THIS!
>so content starved we're doing pixel by pixel analysis of old CGsNemlei, please. I beg you. We're losing our fucking minds here.
>>579716508>Ashley after going down the wrong alley:
>>579701060Use case for sisters?
Just wait until they realise that there's dithering in some chapter 1 CGs
>>579717019Who is "we"? The footfag obsessing over shoes?
>>579717394Oh yeah I've known this for a while. The game's CGs don't use a standard RGBA format either, so you need to reencode them to get proper transparency outside of RPGMaker.
>being /fa/ is foot fetishism
>>579716602I just assumed Andrew put her shoes on and carried her to the backseat where there are bench seats and she could be laid out to rest more comfortably. I don't know about your vehicles, but I have bucket seats in the front and a center console. There's no way she could be spread out like that in the front.
>>579717642Yes.>wears 3 year old sneakers, worn pants, and a stained grey t-shirt
>>579717768>but I have bucket seats in the front and a center consoleWell, my vehicles have handbrakes, so realism is probably not a factor here
LOOK AT THIS TELEPHONE
>>579717849Every time I do, it makes me laugh
>>579717789
>>579717849
>>579717849Niggas be like>the game takes place in the 2010s>rotary dial telephones
I hope Nemlei gives us more Ashley hairline
She's beautiful
>>579718092>>579718218>her bra straps are loose because Andrew was playing with her tits while she was passed out
>>579718316Cinema
>>579717849>Oh no! The city of Townsville is in danger!https://youtu.be/eOhoGS5zkj4?&t=29
>>579718590>Townsville mentionedQveenslandic thread
>>579716602Or Ashley put her feet back in her shoes after Andrew made her put them back on the floor?
>>579691868If you think that, how does removing boobs make it straight?
>>579703261>>579704262>>579705162
>>579720259No, that's just a flat futa. It's still gay.
Roses are red, wind makes twisters, wear some socks, or you'll get blisters.https://x.com/RCatz8/status/2095214931906052182
>>579720259Because then it'd just be a man and a woman
>>579720727>it'd just be a man and a womanBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING
What porn addiction does to a nigger
>>579720727Boo that's fucking GAY
Sex. With Julia.
>>579720727Too daring for the year 2026.
My favourite tiktok about the Coffin. Artwork is tuff and the artist shows comprehension of Ashley's character
>>579724131>the Coffin
>>579724225the Coffin [of Andy and Leyley] (trademark)
>>579691868
>>579724305It's kinda like calling The Legend of Zelda "The Legend". You don't use the definite article for abbreviated titles.
>>579724440>You don't use the definite article for abbreviated titles.Or else what?
>>579724491Time for rape!
>>579724440Okay, next time I won't do that. Thanks for correcting me.Also if anyone can't open the >>579724131video - try clicking the filename.
>>579674430Pretty nice aggie, anons. I want you to know it's been a pleasure and an honor sharing /karugo/ with you, even if I mostly just blogpost and whine about my sister not caring much for me. Maybe I'll add you in some way to something I'm writing.>>579681942Nemlei hands wrote this. Could you please release Burial? Thank you.
>>579724491Rapeley
>>579725103In time, I became everyone in that pic
>>579724491Based non-prescriptivist Leyley
...it's over...
*blurble*
>>579725215Always makes me jej when I see a linguisticsfag ITT be prescriptivist. Like bro, didn't you read your own textbook? Linguistics is descriptivist
Stick.
>>579725357Just because you are literate doesn't mean you cannot be ideological.
>She tames me with her voices>As she plays around with her forces>That travel through the air, oh>They travel through the air, oh
>>579725669https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ3w2s3UxO4
>>579725574Yeah I said the opposite of that
FACT: Juliaposters are the strongest race
Fact check: false
>>579692474Julian status?
>>579725997No, you didn't. Prescriptivism is necessarily ideological. Sciences (incl. social sciences) are obviously descriptivist by design, but science by design answers different questions from ideology: linguistics as a field does not intend to tell whether "kirkenuinely" is righteous verbiage, but to explain its etymology and explain how the word is used.
Anyone else finding Coffin related stuff in odd places? I got a reel pull from some ironic(?) "femcel" where it was a Eliot Roger x That one girl shooter I forget the name of, but it had a random CG of Ashley thrown in there.
>>579726558Lowren not wreadin allat
Hypothetical scenario: you knew the release date of the next episode and you had time to plan around it, what you doing? Personally throwing myself a party with a stew, lemon muffins,oat cookies, shitloads of alcohol. What woukd you do?
>>579731105>What woukd you do?Everything exactly the same and then play Coffin when the update dropped, probably.
>>579731105>party with>lemon muffins>alcoholAttend said party.
Is something actually happening? Last private branch change happened before April's patch
>>579733926
>>579710678We kept asking you faggots to draw but nobody did
>>579692474Cock is too big to be Julian. Julian’s cock is tiny, Julia’s is huge
>>579734910A lot of people did, and he's a faggot I think the Aggie looks good and soulful.
Julia!
And so /calg/ came to a close...
Heterosexually kissing the tip of Julia’s cock and playing with her balls before licking her shaft from bottom to top then plunging her entire fully erect member down my throat.
>>579742810Will this be our burial? Will we decay?
>>579743887We decay whether we're buried or not...
>>579745307Head pats
>>579734910I drew the Simba Wren, and couldn't bring myself to draw another because I sweat when I sit still too long. Sorry.>>579735132Faggot you!! It's just the worst looking one so far, not bad.
>>579746597Wish I had the Leyley version of this right now, but make do with this.
>>579742810I fucking wish
>>579743887>>579744926How Nemmies felt after naming the chapters
>>579687652>It's time for you to put your kid in a yid...Why did this get me hard..?
(second from the right is Noelle piss, btw)
>>579749808Andrew after drinking the overpriced glowing beverageshttps://x.com/GL00MYR0SE/status/2089565922449142216
>>579749808Is second from the left "canal sauce"
>>579749808>patoo
>>579750286
>>579687652>It's time for you to put your kid in a yidNo way kike. Spread them cheeks wide, my kids are going in your stomach.
>>579749808GYATT
>>579749808Zonked Thiu is hilarious
>>579702857Burial sane was axed though? I haven’t gotten that ending yet (haven’t played since around the last major update) but in another update it was changed to Andrew driving them off the bridge.
so do we get an Aggie for the 666th thread as well? In honor of six eyes you know, it might even coincide with burial's release if Nemlei actually worked on the game instead of chasing jeet hacks
>>579755690Οnly if you try to switch to it after getting the questionable vision, you can still get there by choosing the sane door instead.
>>579756279>t. jeet hacker
>>579750286>>579750659Gay sex!!!
>>579725103excuse my \calg\ ignorance, but what happened on June 11th 2024? Was it the olive branch vision?
>>579757145
>>579756279No
>>579759053Yep. This has caused endless seethe from haggots ever since, proclaiming that Nemlei "wasted time" on a sidequest debunking their headcanons instead of finishing the game.
There is substantial cuteness to be found in sisters.
>>579762856What?
>>579765214Andrew can never catch a break. Here the officer of the law interrupts him as he prepares to... give head.
>>579733926I'm going to call it, anon...
>>579765037Sisters are the only known source of infinite cuteness. The downside to this is that it's difficult to harness that cuteness for the same reasons you don't carry Uranium in shorts and a t-shirt.
>>579735067If brock is brother cock, is jock Julian cock?
>>579767491No, I'm afraid that's something else entireley.
Since Julia is a dickgirl, Julian ought to be a cuntboy.
>>579769491go and stay go >>>/d/ >>>/trash/
bodied that troonpedo
>>579770360You can't really body somebody like that. If someone is such a shameless deviant that they'll just toss the word "cuntboy" out there, you aren't going to intellectually own somebody like that. All that faggot is going to see is "heh, I made them SOOOOO mad!" and take it as an absolute victory. If seeing that shit bothers you I'd recommend utilizing filters so you don't have to deal with stuff like that polluting your field of view without warning.
>>579769491No. Julia is a dickgirl because that’s cute and Julia is cute so it fits. Being a cuntboy isn’t cute
>>579767491Julian would still be a brother so Brock still fits
Tal and Ashley https://x.com/artofjet1/status/2095531858637508835
>>579772652brock mean badgerJulian's must be pretty large but striped black and white
>>579772983cute
>>579772441>dicks are cuteA curious thing to imply
>>579772983Can't believe this has never been said before but I (literally Lua) would fuck Tal silly and fill her youthful teenage brat womb with triplets. She is the perfect combination of cutie and baddie while also being a sister + a Nemlei girl. Y'know the type of girl that isn't so immature and childish that leaving her alone would be a danger for her life, or that sex would be too "adult" for her, or that she can't even order her own food, etc; but also not so mature that it takes away from the archetypal cute.
Would Julia debate Grandpa Graves on who the better Christian is?
>>579712309
>>579778021Tal is a proto-Ashley>little sister>fun to be around>similar fashion sense>beanpole but also booba>occult connections>retarded>has killed people and eaten their flesh, feels no remorse, will probably do it again
>>579782136why would you post thisi hate you
>>579782426I'm sorry anon, take this
Does Ashley have a job in the Wren Timeline?
>>579781296Which saints are they debating over?
>>579783676Saints legend Andrew Brees
>>579783241Imagine Ashley's fat, bald, middle aged boss constantly flirting with her despite knowing she's married and just had a son. She hates every second of it, but she knows she'll get fired if she rejects him and they can't afford to lose her income.
My heart, I never be, I never see, I never know Oh, heart, and then it falls, and then I fall, and then I know
>>579784409
>>579785227Add it to the "guy with awful fetish makes awful post" incident log.
Fetishposters carry this genny
>>579790036Yeah, to India.
>>579788119hm... Anon was onto something about terrible posts and apple users...
>>579790560All apple filenames are "IMG_XXXX"
>>579790812I don't know anything about Apple products, but wouldn't that be a system default filename that you can change?
>>579791180No, you actually can't change it
>>579791404Yes you can.
>>579791446Ok if you say so
Julia love gets you into heaven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj08Ni3tklw
>>579784409>she knows she'll get fired if she rejects him and they can't afford to lose her incomeOutside of America, your boss isn't allowed to fire you without a valid reason like redundancy or misconduct.
>>579781296Julia cuts herself and had sex before marriage.Also she cuts herself for what? Jesus? No, because her boyfriend's sister bullies her through the phone and her childhood friend died when she was a child.
>>579795168We are Christians not despite being sinners, but because of it
>>579795168>Also she cuts herself for what? Jesus?That's so funny now that you mention it, imagine the answer being "yes".
>>579795309The discussion is who's the BETTER Christian, and your post doesn't change the fact that a better Christian is not the sinning one. Fag.
>>579795501>not the sinning one.>implying grandpa is not a sinner when he's clearly abusive to his family
It's un-Christian to argue about who the better Christian is. God knows nobody will ever do it perfectly, all he wants is for you to try your best and have faith in him so he can help you. God will know if you did or not, but nobody else can.
>>579782385True that. My point was that nobody hornyposts about Tal, which is odd for me because I would fuck her brains out until my cock couldn't stand it anymore.
>>579796085
>>579795168>Julia cuts herselfStigmata>had sex before marriageJulia was swindled by the serpent and felt remorse for it immediately
>>579795651Grandpa was based
>>579796085>It's un-Christian to argue about who the better Christian isWhile I agree in principle, there's a massive issue centered around roughly 50% of the population being utterly unaccountable for their past actions and the other 50% of the population being browbeaten for saying that's maybe not a good thing.
>>579725389Stickley and Leyley!
>>579674430Why FUCK YOU EDITION?
Julia posts are all positive and good faith while anti-Julia posts are dripping in schizophrenic paranoia and a hatred of fun
Kill Julia.
Ship floozies back to Hussrael.
>>579796464I couldn't figure out a Julia-coded answer to this but I also agree. Unfortunately shaming people for their atrocious behavior only works when they're part of a community that cares and they won't just leave if any standard whatsoever is imposed on them.
>>579801524>I couldn't figure out a Julia-coded answer to thisThen that means it's probably not kind and so you shouldn't post it
>>579801715You're right. This should be a positive space where everyone respects each other even if we disagree. That way we can all get the most out of seeing different perspectives on The Coffin of Andy and Leyley, and anything else we happen to talk about.
>>579802086Yeah! I love having fun talking about Coffin with my internet friends, so we need to make sure this is a space where everyone feels free to share their opinion! Nobody want to be the one left out
Nuke hussies from orbit!
>>579725389Stickley!
>>579802086>>579802181This will unironically be Ashley's character arc in one of 3B's routes and she will learn to be nice
>>579802763It's just Andrew and Julia both taking Communications Fundamentals as an elective (Andrew didn't know Julia would be in the class) (she told him, he forgot, but hearing about it put the course in his head)
>>579796086Nobody posts about any of Nemlei's other games.
>>579802763nah
My daughter is so cute.
>>579797732see>>579681969Also learn to read, this has been asked already
>>579803942Well, this is a Coffin general, not a Nem general.
>>579810706This is THE nem general. The Nemeral, if you will.
I want to feed Ashley delicious snacks
I know this has always been a bad idea, especially as it pertains to the anonymous users of this website, but how does a /calg/ irl meet up sound? Are there even enough users in one region to achieve such a thing?
>>579813293What would we even do?
>>579813360Cookout? Maybe some pickleball? Maybe we could have a big group play session of the game.
>>579813293No offense to any of you wonderful people but I don't want to meet any more of you IRL.
>>579813515drunkanon, you missed out on that bussy
>>579813515I think I've only met one stranger who's played it irl. And he was a complete tourist who hadn't even played episode 3...
>>579813595If I decide not to put highly radioactive material and a beryllium hemisphere in my bedroom I didn't "miss out" on acute radiation poisoning.
>>579813293/calg/ stands on the shoulders of Queenslandic Anons. If there's one place that could host a meetup, it's God's Land.
>>579813915Ngl I would be the most annoying American tourist ever in Australia. I mean listening to Land Down Under by Men at Work on repeat annoying.
>Lands in Australia >blasts Men at Work - Down Under on repeat in my rental car that I can't drive correctly>try to get a meal at 10pm>"that ain't a knoife, dis is a knoife" >"dingo ate my baybay" >"oi cunt" >"Where's the roos?"
>>579813749Please lick the demon core just once.
>>579814347God hates Australia, land of the sodomite damned.
>>579816165australia is actually a company
>>579819717Yeah, a company of men because they're gay
>>579820568No, I mean it's actually registered as a private company with a list of directors and shit.It's not a country.
Calgoo...
>>579825321Vivian needs cock
>Go on Twitter>see Renee x Andrew art on homepage>check artist's profile>"Account based in South America">check the replies>mixture of English and Spanish posts>click the profiles of the English posts>"Account based in South America"Haggot's Law remains undefeated
>>579803942There are trillion Thiuposts just in this thread, and people talk about wanting to fuck the dolls in JiaC all the time.
This used to be a Div general :(
I...want (You) to know...that (You) get to be one with Lynn! The best Nemlei boyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JBrAcSkWNE&t=575s
>>579830639Good thing things have changed then
>>579830639Why did Andrew steal Marrow's hairstyle?
>>579827597Just block them all. That's what I do.
>>579831978Not just the hairstyle lmao>YOU BACKPEDALING FUCK OF A BROTHER!!>YOU CHOSE ME, YOU DID!! YOU DID!!>Ack--!!!
What would Andrew and Ashley's McDonald's order be?
>>579835146Two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>579835146It's a new special (comes with its own box)
>>579835146McSibling
>>579835951It's my Neen in a box!
It's Fat Bitch Friday!!!
>>579838754Flat bitch friday*
>>579838783>>579692474
>>579839126Do it yourself nigga got dayum!
>>579825441And better friends
>>579839267YOU ARE BLACKWHY IS YOUR SKIN BLACK
>>579840450SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH lil jit oucchea crashin out on some shit bruh
>>579835146Bröther, may I have some nuggs
>>579840790All they have is Bangs.
>>579840790This piggie is very cute, and I wish not to slaughter it. I want it to live a long life, preferably forever.
>>579782136https://youtu.be/tEdk2jZ0Fdc?t=187
>>579840790This pig is kinda cute. I want to fuck this pig.
>>579840790Nö
>>579841721This pig is impossibly sexy. I am going to fuck this pig.
>>579835146Ashley orders a 10 nugget box with BBQ and mustard sauce with a medium sprite and fries on the side.Andrew has a quarter pounder with a coke and fries, but he only ever eats there after Ashley pesters him enough.
What Coffin myths do you find are still prevalent in the current year?
Julia is very cute
>>579842525>Ashley is asexual>Andrew dindu nuffin>Andrew is Patrick Bateman >3B will come out
>>579832234I love Nemlei
>>579842718Everyone is saying this
Divilethiu
>>579842525Lots of people still seem to think Coffin is a porn game.
>>579844126Nemlei really did grew up in a big and poor family. I have kind of the same experience, and the same mother issues as Lynn. The sibling dynamics are as good as character designs.Nemlei be praised. Awren
>>579850858>Lots of people still seem to think Coffin is a porn game."People" are fucking retarded. I used to believe the "everyone's a sheep besides me" cope was the most reddit-tier opinion possible, but I've come firmly around the other side of that argument to agree with it in essence. The goyim are fickle and retarded, they will say things they have zero understanding of because they saw somebody else say something close-ish to that, didn't look into the matter at all or express any sort of skepticism about it because they already decided they didn't like it and needed a reason after the fact, and just run with it.You can't even challenge someone like that on the point because the retaliation is "like, why do you even care so much dude that's weird." Hate.
Sister sex is all the rage nowadays. Anybody who is somebody is getting frisky with their siskie.
>>579852862>I used to believe the "everyone's a sheep besides me" cope was the most reddit-tier opinion possible, but I've come firmly around the other side of that argument to agree with it in essence.The reasonable attitude to hold is that we all have some degree of herd instinct and this is unavoidable since it's a necessary cognitive shortcut for the plethora of matters we are unable to learn about, practice, or investigate ourselves. What separates hairless two-legged cattle from human beings is self-awareness about this, humility, and an inward-directed effort to not put excessive weight on something we have not confirmed ourselves to be true. If I hear people shitting on a game I've never played but don't care enough about to look into, I'll file those allegations in the back of my mind, assign a rough probability on them being true based on both how persuasive and how widespread the complaints are, and move on. This is entirely reasonable, even if it'll inevitably mislead you at some point. What I'm certainly NOT going to do is start zealously opining on the game as if I know what I'm talking about. That is the mark of subhuman cattle.
All most people talk about with this game is sibling sex. It’s reasonable for a person to think it’s a porn game
>>579857386Nobody wants to publicley admit this, but there's a reason sibling incest and "step" sibling incest represents the overwhelming bulk of incestuous romance in fiction and pornography, and there's a reason Coffin exploded in popularity despite being a (at the time) tiny indie adventure game. It's not necessariley about the sex in and of itself, it's about the incestuous sibling romance with sex being a natural and logical consequence of this; even if people don't want to fuck *their* sibling specificalley, sibling incest is enormousley popular despite its degree of taboo because it's arguabley the most compelling romantic dynamic for men as well as those women capable of understanding romance rather than just being the object of romance. Don't get me wrong the other stuff in the game is important too, but it's the incest that realley captures most people's interest from the gate, and there's genuineley nothing wrong with that.
>>579858232Yeah I’m with you. I’m just saying that of course most people think this is a porn game, the majority of posts be fans are about the incest. It’s a very reasonable conclusion
>>579858482>It’s a very reasonable conclusionIt's actually not even close to a reasonable conclusion, and I'd like to point to the guy a number of threads ago who (apparently) went through the entire process of downloading the game without somehow realizing it's not actually a pornographic game, despite nothing about the game suggesting it's pornographic nor anything from the actual playerbase suggesting it's pornographic. In order for one to assume it's a pornographic game, it requires a degree of online-ness that necessarily precludes that person from being ignorant enough to assume it's a porn game just because people draw a lot of porn about it.
>>579858732>nor anything from the actual playerbase suggesting it's pornographicExcept for all the conversations about them fucking and all the fanart of them fuckingBe serious
>>579861230>Be seriousYou first.
>>579861296I am. It’s reasonable to think Andrew and Ashley have sex in a game where people only ever talk about Andrew and Ashley having sex
https://x.com/CaracolMuh/status/2095670675721617827
>>579861671You clearly aren't being serious, because the assertion was that it was reasonable to assume the game was porn, not that they simply have sex. I'm actually not going to argue the point further because if you're dead serious about this then you're actually too stupid to convince of anything, and if you're arguing in bad faith like I believe you are then I'm wasting my time anyway. Have a bad day.
>>579861854My daughter is literally the cutest.
>>579861856??? Dude why do you get so heated whenever we talk about this? You’re accusing me of acting in bad faith while you’re being deliberately obtuse. As if it’s crazy for someone to think a game where the main characters have sex is porn. Yeah, it’s not 1:1, but it’s certainly a reasonable conclusion Relax dude, it’s not that serious
>>579863216>gotta get the last word in>one-guyism>picrelNTA stop being a fag.
>>579864780I don’t think this post is being made in good faith
>>579790560Anon... the APL quote (the ' character, rather than the ’) is keyboard standard. U+0027 is the standard keyboard apostrophe on a desktop computer and is also standard for programming and text editing on a non-apple computer. U+2019 is the "curly" apostrophe that is non-standard and if you use it in programming would result in your code shitting the bed. If you want to use the non-standard apostrophe you can access it with Alt+0146. Total iToddler exile.
https://x.com/Anomalocaris7x/status/2095892838911217942
>>579870693
>>579870693This but she’s shyly smiling
>>579870879She's a sweetheart but God Julia is so fucking lame
>>579842803>Andrew is Patrick BatemanThat's just true though
>>579858732>the guy a number of threads ago who (apparently) went through the entire process of downloading the game without somehow realizing it's not actually a pornographic game, despite nothing about the game suggesting it's pornographic nor anything from the actual playerbase suggesting it's pornographicThis was during the Episode 1 era, too. Tards gonna tardate
>>579871160
>>579872020>went through the entire process of downloading the gameIt’s not like that’s a labor intensive process. It’s literally just clicking download
>>579863216>As if it’s crazy for someone to think a game where the main characters have sex is pornThere are plenty of games where the main characters are not asexual. Do you see people calling Persona a porn game because you can date your party members?
>>579872197Minx! Trollop! Harlot! Wench! Prozzie!
>>579872243Dude, if you eagerly download an obviously-not-porn game with an obviously unsexy art style and have absolutely no idea what you're getting yourself into, why are you launching the game dick-in-hand?
>>579872330>There are plenty of games where the main characters are not asexual. It is truly baffling how I get accused of acting in bad faith while you guys just say whatever you want >PersonaNot a 1:1 comparison because dating isn’t the same as sex, however I do assume Persona is a dating game because that’s all I hear about it.>>579873413>obviously unsexy art styleQuisling. Ashley is sexy! >and have absolutely no idea what you're getting yourself intoI’m downloading a game, not signing up for the military. It’s not that big a deal as to require serious thought beforehand
>>579873934Man, it really was you lmao. You're not acting in bad faith, you're actually just stupid. Of course you'd defend the people who thought it was a porn game, because if they're stupid for thinking that then as a consequence you are too. You are one dumb motherfucker.
>>579874318
>>579874472>normie reaction images>iphone filename>Legitimately thought the game was porn and will twist himself into pretzels defending this ideaYou can't back into lol I trol u after insisting you were dead serious about all of this.
>>579874707How do you want me to respond to a post of you being super butthurt? Seriously? You’re not even arguing the point that it’s reasonable for someone to think a community that always talks about a fetish is for a porn game. You’re just cycling between arguing with strawmen then accusing me of bait when your arguments fall flatAnd yeah, I’m phone posting from work. Cry about it
>>579874968This reads like classic bait.
>>579874968The smug reaction images don't convince me you aren't the mad one considering you're arguing an inherently retarded position that you downloaded a whole fucking game thinking it's porn while also somehow knowing nothing about it, there being zero indicators it's porn in any capacity whatsoever, and being shocked to find out that it wasn't porn despite nothing suggesting it was. It's hard to tell if you're trolling or not because I don't want to think people as dumb as you exist, and so far the only defense you can muster is that it was a low commitment action, completely obfuscating the deliberateness of the act being the point.
>>579871817Nah.
>>579875357The goyim are cooked. Don't bother.
>>579875357>you downloaded a whole fucking game You keep saying this as if it’s at all a serious effort to download a game. It’s not and you know it’s not>there being zero indicators it's pornAll anyone talks about is the incest>being shocked Never said that>I don't want to think people as dumb as you existKek and I’M the mad one?Btw all of this is totally beside the point that it’s reasonable to think Coffin is a porn game.
>>579875531At least here I think the "andrew is patrick bateman" stuff is mostly tongue-in-cheek, and in the cases where it's not I think they just never watched American Psycho. Or didn't play Coffin, since nobody here (including me) has played the game.
>>579875994There's superficial similarities. There has to be our the joke wouldn't exist here. It's less of a shit take than "Ashley is actually le asexual."
>>579876575>It's less of a shit take than "Ashley is actually le asexual."Getting hit with a bazooka is worse than a sledgehammer, but in a perfect world I'd get hit with neither.
Sisters should have big bazookas.
>>579877939…between their legs
>>579877975That's a lifestyle choice I guess.
>>579881297Fat.
>>579875994>I think they just never watched American Psycho.Patricians read the book.>I think the "andrew is patrick bateman" stuff is mostly tongue-in-cheekInternal monologues about how he hates everyone around him is very on brand for Andrew. Patrick also fails to play it cool the second he meets a police officer. While I'd agree with you that Patrick and Andrew are ultimately very different characters, comparing Andrew to Patrick is a lot more apt than what ever he gets compared to in most video game discussions.Between that, a humorous tone against dark themes, and for being an in-depth character study, I think American Psycho is actually a lot more "nemleian" in its writing than something like Flowers in the Attic despite no incestuous themes, and not being written by a female writer. The book is also a lot better than the movie.
Unc readin books
>>579881965Sisters should be soft and cuddleable.
>>579884434Sisters (and brothers) should be /fit/ and healthy.
>>579885449No, brothers need to be strong and healthy to protect their sisters, sisters need to be soft and meaty to absorb the impact of her brother's sexual needs. Just a bit of sischub.
>>579885629Fat women do not feel less paint. hit a fat girl in 2nd grade
>>579886018>fat girl >2nd gradethat's just child abuse at that point
>>579886018Squishy sisters help distribute the force of her brother blasting her butt.
>>579886114Yes, and the most common kind. Child-on-child. I am not Andrew Graves, and I do not dismember preteens.
>>579886018Fat haters are violent thugs
>>579887506And literal children
>>579887768Sick, sick people
>>579889823That's a big stomach bulge from Andrew's dick.
>>579890243It's actually from cookies and ice cream.
>>579872381Nemlei write these down
>>579886261God I need to blast my sister's butt
>>579890539Nah.
>>579891343Yah.
Brotharchitects are the most oppressed minority right behind sisterkissers and gamers.
I want Teenshley to ride my cock.
Ashley takes it up the ass
>>579892083you think she ever played with his boner while he slept?
Are there any anons who know how to filter ALL filenames like: IMG_0717.png ?
>>579882652"...as I enter the Magic Cards players' meetup, hurriedly greeted by the doorman, whose face shows only lack of sleep, instead of formal politeness, the long dreaded anxiety once again touches my (absolutely shredded) abdomen, almost making me change my expression. The cause of it is my green plaid woolen Kit9 shirt, which I paired with a new collection "buy 1 - get 3" slacks and a pair of brown Delph /Calg/aretti loafers. I must've been distracted while ironing it's right sleeve. Wearing wrinkled attire at such a high-end meeting would certainly equate me to the likes of that jerk friend B, which I cannot allow to match me in terms of always being a little over-dressed. Sadly I notice this soul-crushing flaw once I am shaking friend A's hand, making me unable to change anything. Friend A is wearing an incomparable to mine bone-colored woolen shirt from the vintage Huss Oyde collection, a pair of jeans which brand I do not recognize, and a pair of white Nice sneakers, totally not matching the rest of his outfit.
>>579890539>It's actually from cookies and ice cream.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMr8mwr_UbM?
>>579897283You could do something like /(img_)\d{4}\.(\w{3,4})/i
>>579897283https://files.catbox.moe/7jtmjy.txt
>>579898315Beast mode.
>>579871160I tried
>>579898315LMFAO, I'm throwing this in.
>>579898645>Actually, I *want* every page to take an hour to loadbeast mode x2
>>579892083
>>579869021This is correct. What I was trying to point out is if you ran the symbols through a unicode identifyer like I did here:>>579705162You'll notice how it says >RIGHT SINGLE QUOTATION MARK {single comma quoatation mark}THIS was the tell that it came from an Apple system. Apple enables smart punctuation by default, hence why they're easy to identify. And I was saying on a lot of websites, you can tell simply by looking at the text directly (pic related)
>>579900164The Coffin of Andy and Leyley?
>>579900926It's meta-topical as it relates to a correlation of features found in posts and their quality or lack of quality.
>>579900926Ashley gave me this information. She's the most SKILLED programmer on this entire website fuck off
>>579901123>It's meta-topicalThis is not a real thing
>>579901370Actually I don't really care how you feel about it, I found his post interesting which makes it okay.
>>579901370It is. A meta-topic is a topic about topics. By discussing meta-topics, this message of mine engages with a meta-meta-topic, which we could also call a "3-topic". The inverse limit of this construction is known as the "ω-topic".
>>579901882Diu topic? Now THAT I'd like to talk about
>>579873413>>579873934>>579874318>>579874472>>579874707>>579874968>>579875357>>579875971iToddlers BTFO
>>579902390Excuse me, you can't just post my daughter like this.
>>579898315The ghost of regex cries in the distance.
>>579902390Can I help you?
>>579902626I don't remember taking this screenshot.
Andrew and Ashley if they were weird gray demons, not sure what's the reference herehttps://x.com/TCOEAA/status/2096010757284434182
>>579903398>homestuck >in THIS year of our lordIt's referencing old foid mid media from Tumblr a decade ago.
Imagine my shock. Andrew was a WHORE all along.
>>579903908What? Another one? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_HusseyHOW MANY ANDREW HUSSIES ARE THERE
eradicate all hussies.
>>579904034At least 1 morehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9_Hossein
>>579904401>Andrew Hossein>HussyBismillah you will pay for this slander
>>579904793He was Zoroastrian
>>579904859Is that a real thing or is it like a Westerner going around saying they worship Odin?
>>579905223It's the same as any religion.
>>579904859>Zoroastrians married their siblings before the Muslim conquests>Yazidis married their siblings before the Muslim conquests Near Eastern antiquity mogs the Roman Empire so hard. God dammit I hate Abrhamics.
>>579905727>pre-Christian Rome also did not have widespread sibling incestYou actually just really love backwater shitholes and hate civilization.
>>579905727>the Sapa Inca and Hawaiian monarch's legitimate children were those born to his sister-wifeIt hurts so fucking much bros>>579905950>widespreadKek nice try at throwing in an absurd qualifier. Legality and being widespread are two different things
>>579905950Coffin is anti-civilisational
>>579903398I've been watching homestuck dubs while I make dinner for the family. It's pretty good so far. >>579903726>in THIS year of our lordThey pilot came out this year. Take a chill pill
>>579906312Believe it or not I'm not going to debate someone who worships the third world.
>>579905727We desperately need a return of the mannerbünd state
this video for the next thread?https://x.com/coffinhund/status/2077509512458620987
>>579906395But nobody's brought up Australia
>>579906809that looks AI
>>579907716Nah, it's real. Far too autistic to be GayI. Some chink cosplayer from shitterdotcom
>>579906395>the third worldPersia were a sister civilization to the Greeks. Hell, at the time the Persians were still white.
>>579906395The Romans were third world cunt, because where are they now mate? I'm an Anglo-Saxon-Jute barbarian, and my race (Germanics) burnt the Roman Empire down due to sheer disgust at Rome's prolific tendency to have constant gay sex. It is my racial birthright to unfavourably compare the Roman Empire to the Scythians, to the Parthians, and to cow shit. There are no successful Latin nations in the modern era, with Quebec as the closest example only due to being vassals of Anglos anyway.
>>579909429I actually don't care about your /his/trionics, I'm simply not going to engage seriously with somebody who elevates baby-sacrificing straw-hut-dwellers over one of the most consequential civilizations in recorded history because he only cares about peepee tingles.
>>579910148>baby-sacrificing straw-hut-dwellersAre you talking about the Mayans or Persia?>one of the most consequential civilizations in recorded historyMogged by Germanics
the only Germans know how to do is to use their retarded brute strength to destroy nations that are their betterthe Romans, the Franks, all of Europe in WWI and WWII, the Germans contribute nothing to history except pain and death
>>579910369German and Germanic do not mean the same thing.
>>579910148>baby-sacrificingThe Romans sacrificed the children of foreign nobles as part of the ceremony for their highest civic honor
>>579910369The Germans were clearly able to harness civilizational principles and use them to their advantage, and to say otherwise is dishonest much in the same way jacking yourself off about stuff your ancestors conquered after it had already fallen apart past the point of being able to fend off any threat is insanely gay larping.
>>579910536i don't give a shit, they both deserve to be wiped off the face of the earth
>>579910621>says this in English, a Germanic language
>>579910681what's your point? would saying it in Mandarin make it more agreeable to you?
Anglo-Saxon-Jutes? Civilizational principles? Wiped off the face of the Earth? Please stop talking like this. It's like I don't even know you, you're so full of hate.
>>579897336Absolute cinemaGod I want to re-read that book again now
That's all very nice but what stance did big tough germanic warriors have on sisters?
>>579910942It wouldn't be a total surrender to your betters.
>>579911140>your betterslol, lmao even
>>579911140The /his/fag is incapable of not assuming the accomplishments of his purported ancestors as his own.
>>579910982don't get Julia started on which types of wood are superior or inferiorshe has some extremely controversial takes
>>579911224My ancestors are my peoples' accomplishments.
>>579911224>accomplishments of his purported ancestorsWho needs to worry about the past when Anon has called for the destruction of the people whose language he speaks today? He lost the moment he spoke the modern English tongue.
>>579910982One wood struggle to understand Fritz claiming His Majesty's language as his own. Bombs away Mr. Harris
STOP. FIGHTIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAYE9uSEZC0
>>579911524I think the germanic tribes belong to the greats of civilization and the English language is obviously the greatest language in the world, and neither of these things have much to do with my qualities as a person because I did not conquer Rome, I did not create the British Empire, or formed the United States, or the Third Reich, or any of that shit. I'm some guy on the internet who has his own life accomplishments, and while I think that stuff is cool and interesting, I also think it's among the gayest, most retarded grandstanding LARP imaginable to start browbeating other people like some fat boomer taking on the identity of his entire goyball team.I have spoken.
KEEP. FIGHTIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG
>>579912623>98.75% chance to have healthy childrenThe odds are actually higher than that, 99+%
>>579912696100-% then?
>>579912786Well, that'd be a really weird way to put it because 1% odds of a healthy baby would fall within that range. You can assume the standard rate of genetic defect manifesting from a random brother-sister pairing to sit comfortably around ~0.5%.
>>579911924>I have spoken.
>>579914762Problem, nigger?
>>579917524Fat Bitch Friday is almost over
>>579918228Almost only counts in horseshoes and impregnating your sister.
>>579918328are you comparing a hand grenade to impregnating your sister?
>>579919002>explosive finish (orgasm)>tons of small shrapnel (sperm)Six of one, half-a-dozen of the other.
>>579918328But this doesn't make sense because being close to impregnating your sister doesn't impregnate your sister
>>579919212Yeah well you're a bitch and you smell like cheese.
>>579922697ħiu my beloved ancient Roman boy-wife
>>579922889This is not the first time I've seen Thiu fanart with text that looks Thai or Burmese. What's goin on over there?
>>579922961>Thai>What's goin on over there?C'mon son.
Nemlei must pay for abandoning us.
>>579923493Us? Who's us? She hasn't abandoned me.
>>579923517She abandoned us (the fans) and ran away with the money while leaving us with an unfinished story.
>>579923618I am a fan, and remain unabandoned. Maybe she just doesn't like you?
>>579922697I want to rape female thiu
>>579687652>>579691590This mf draws some good ass in jeans...
>>579923164Is Thailand Better Half nation?>>579924045We love Thiu regardless of what gender xhey are
>>579905727>Yazidis married their siblings before the Muslim conquests>while Yazidism developped as a medieval Sufi cult of caliph Yazid I and later developped into post-Abrahamic paganism>while Yazidis also deny Adam and Eve solely because they think God wouldn't make any human community marry their siblings.You do not deserve further addressing
>>579924305Rape female Thiu.
>>579908539>at the time the Persians were still white.As the threadly Iranic, I feel I have to defend our honour. Iranics are entirely descended from their ancient counter parts very consistently, the Islamic conquests or whatever you're thinking of did not change anything about the genetic character of Iranic peoples that wasn't otherwise present. We were never "huwite", whatever that may mean.To keep on topic, have you kissed your sister today anon?
>>579912886Again, I keep hearing claims like this on /calg/ but whenever I try researching it on the Internet what I get is serious genetic consequences no matter which generation down the line the inbreeding is. What is the substance for a claim like below 1%? I want to believe.
Why are people so upset with Nemlei about the pause when they could direct their anger towards the person causing the pause? Logically, it would make sense to be upset with that individual and maybe do a little digging for some personal information, like a home address. If that sort of information were available, my cameraman and I would love to get our hands on it.
>>579921063>>579922657I bet she fucks like a fighter jet.
>>579925112Shut UP Nemlei we fucking HATE you
>>579924305I'm a thiuposter and a half thai hapa so I'll say yes
>>579925480Sex. With Thiuposters.
>>579925480You are transexual.
>>579925020You have to understand the source before the numbers make sense. A lot of the commonly cited sources derive their incidence rate of genetic defects as a result of incest from the Teratology Primer, specifically the third edition. The thing to note about these statistics is that they're not an analysis of the absolute odds or incidence rate of genetic defect, but the observation rate. The teratology primer actually notes this issue in the manual itself, but to summarize it: the statistics of birth defects as a result of inbreeding are gathered from observed cases, the main flaw in this is that it necessarily requires somebody to fall under the scrutiny of the medical system, which is only going to happen when there's a legitimate medical issue, which strongly skews the observed odds when compared to the mathematically extrapolated odds.When I say that the incidence rate of a genetic defect is going to fall roughly within the 0.5% range, it's under the assumption that you are choosing a randomly selected sibling couple from a random population rather than saying "if these two siblings specifically make a baby, it's going to have a 0.5% chance of being defective." To arrive at this figure you need to understand genetics, and as always I'll use Cystic Fibrosis as the example because that's the genetic disease associated with my population group. Cystic Fibrosis has a rough carrier rate of 1/25, which means one in 25 people carries an allele for this genetic disease. In order for two siblings to produce a child with cystic fibrosis, they need a parent who carries the gene to pass it on to them, and they need to pass it to the child. This means that 1/25 chance of the parent having CF, 50% chance to pass it to each sibling (25% total), and and a 50% chance each sibling contributes the CF allele to the child (25% total). >1/25 = 0.04>0.04 * 0.25 * 0.25 = 0.0025>0.0025 = 0.25%Meaning 99.75% chance of a healthy child.
>>579926159>shoves you into a locker
If I was Andrew I would feed Ashley healthy snacks and encourage her to practice mild exercise. A little chub is cute, being fat is gross.
>>579911947That's my wife.
>>579926270Based melty ignorer
If I was Andrew I would hit Ashley with a heavy object of some kind
>>579926405Nigga that's not even a melty, that's an explanation for a question somebody asked. You are dumber than a bag of hammers.
>>579926405Retard
I didn't read it and I will continue not to read it.
>>579926501I'm's is gonna hit you with a hammer bag yeah?
>>579926270Ridiculously based
>>579926159Ah, Cystic Fibrosis kun. We meet again. I wish I was knowledgeable enough about all this so I could defend inbreeding against anybody. We need people like to speak about incest and break the taboo.
Woah nice math nerds >gives the incest baby a birth defectSee you never!
>>579926685>I wish I was knowledgeable enough about all this so I could defend inbreeding against anybody.The fun part is that it doesn't matter how much you know about the subject, because if somebody decided incest is actually le bad there is basically nothing you can say that will change their mind, no matter how articulate and/or correct you are, so don't feel bad about it.
The only math you have to do when breeding Julia is that she's 100% cute 100% of the time!
>>579927279
>>579927279Even when she takes off her sleeves and you see the scars?
>>579927341Just a lil' somethin called the eye test, kid
>>579927364If you cannot love someone's flaws you do not love them at all
When i'm horny I prefer Ashley, but when i'm of sound mind I understand that Julia is the objectively better option.
When I'm horny I prefer Ashley, but when I'm of sound mind I understand that Ashley is still the objectively better option.
>>579926571>I will continue being too retarded to comprehend basic English
>>579927702>>579927996>I prefer AshleyNot one single human being has ever said, felt, or thought this.
>>579928093That's because it's just common sense and not needed to be said.
Ashley is cute, but my sister is cuter than Ashley.
>>579927996>I prefer AshleyEveryone on the face of the planet has thought and said this.
>>579928093One man did, questionable though his choice may have been.
AU where Andrew and Ashley get degress in English and Microbiology and become professors at the local university. Only to be both fired after a year for being caught having sex behind the bleachers at a Football game.
>Ashley has a canonical interest in MicrobiologyWhat exactly is that, and real world carrer would that be useful in?
>>579928919I don't get why this is considered a canon thing to some.
Stop talking about Ashley, let's talk about Andrew instead.
>Andrew and Ashley insiting to talk about the other instead of themselves.
Stop talking about Andrew, let's talk about Friend B and his wife instead.
>>579924769>We were never "huwite", whatever that may mean.Literally Indo-European. The Finns themselves have a lot of Sarmatian admixture and they look like Nazi caricatures. Only a few hundred years ago where the Shahs redheads, too.
>>579931154But Friend B's wife is Andrew...
Cunt bump
>>579931154>Friend BWho?
Lowrenuinely can't take it anymore
>>579931338>huwite = indo-euro
https://x.com/Fi_zz_ill/status/2096031517650866498
Wrent's drew.
>>579931338There are so many wrongs to this, but dead thread dead general so I'll go with it.Our great ginger kang was not a purebred, he had direct Pontic ancestry whom are known to have lighter features already. Plus Northern Mideasterners already have a rarer instance rate of lighter tones so with that being added it increases the chances, anyway, the very fact that you think Middle Easterners couldn't ever possibly have native gingers (or blondes etc) without being huwite shows how much of a skewed Western fantasy view of race you have. There are still the same amount of gingers with no soul and blondes and blue eyes etc etc as there were during Cyrus' era, there's no grand genetic shift that changed Iranic peoples' features despite what Persians on the Internet with an inferiority complex who are so so desperate to be considered white might've told you. The other fact that the thing you mention about Finns and their race being fucking Sarmatians of all things is even funnier. Race is a spectrum, "white" means European and is much more cultural and civilizational than racial. Race itself is more civilizational and historical (as in, what the groups classified under the same kind shared in their past) rather than genealogical. You will NEVER be Iranic, chud (I'm joking)
>>579940358I fucking love sexy nuns
>>579940358I fucking hate sexy nuns.
>>579942350Fuck you edition
I find it odd you don't really see other religions' matriarchal figures sexualized nearly to the extent nuns are. Really makes you think.
>>579943161I don't think other religions have anything equivalent to nuns
>>579674430I find it harder and harder to go on
>>579943984Buddhism has nuns
I'm bored and /x/ is useless, so I may as well ask you guys: I'm bored and itching to go down some kind of rabbit hole. You got any historically documented incest cases or something else Coffin related I can read into or watch an info doc on?
>>579943161Local man has never even heard about miko
>>579946486idgi?
>>579946949The punchline is sex
>>579947123Good. I fucking love sex.
>>579947292
Sex is overrated.
>>579947791I've heard that sex with someone don't love is not much better than jacking off, but sex with someone you love has no equal
>>579943161It's all because of japanese, I think. Their society is built upon lust and, after the Meiji restoration, on worshipping white civilisation. Combined these two factors turn european nuns into a kind of a sex symbol. Then it became just a pornography category. And I guess purity culture in the west also contributes to the sexualisation of nuns, with them being mainly virgins
>>579946141You can read the house of Fata Morgana visual novel, which has delphic themes. Or you can read AO3 fan-fiction about Coffin
>>579948709japanese mikos were sacred prostitutes they applied that model to catholic nuns
>>579948709Literally all of this is wrong
>>579949726Yeah, I guess you're more right
>>579925480Is it true that all of Indo-China has very efficient herbal medicine? I've heard about balms that help with balding, but I can't believe it
>>579946141https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turpin_caseDoesn't necessarily involve incest, but heavy lots of child abuse and entrapment. Makes for an interesting read.
Have you seen this girl?Now you have!
>>579953125Wish I didn't.
>>579953765EVERYONE is saying this.
>>579946141>historically documented incest caseshttps://desuarchive.org/his/thread/16488628/#16488628
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>579957073Based
>>579957679>they bought Wren an invader zim onsiehow cute!
Momley... Precious...
It's better to have psychosis than no sis.
>>579965081I'd trade my psycho sis in for no sis tbdesu fampai
>>579965403Your sis probably isn't actually psycho.
Bibi Netanyahuss and the terrorist state of Hussrael don't want you to have this.
>>579968637Bibi is a very Nemleian nickname now that I think about it
No homo but I think Thiu should have gay homosexual faggot sex with Thiu
>>579969769Is it gay to want Διυ and Θιυ to suck me off together?
>>579971708Yes
>>579971708No
>>579946486Sisters get the last piece, it's law.>>579947123Oh I didn't even notice, I just thought Ashley used her psychic sister powers to influence Andrew's toxosis and get the last bite.
>>579971708Which Thiu would give better head?
>>579972636Θιυ has enthusiasm and can look you in the eye, but Διυ does it much better.
>>579972636Happy Thiu will have fun sucking your dick but Sad Thiu has practiced sucking dick before just in case
>>579967465Feet aren't hot, the entire leg is hot.
>>579972380Not too far off the idea of copulins.
>>579978717I agree with this. I get no sexual satisfaction from feet, but a good pair of legs on the whole are attractive.
>>579980608Sticking the Judoo doll with needles.
>>579981416Why do that when you could kiss and hug the Judoo doll?
Putting the Judoo doll in the jar.
KRISLEEAN PATREON LEAKED! GET YOUR FREE LEAKED COFFIN PORN HERE!!https://catbox.moe/c/66ojeq
>nipple piercings
>>579985054There's no place like home
>>579985054I hate it too but c'mon it's leaked Coffin porn
Burga
>>579991647Borga for everyone
Proposing ideas for hush the hussy command shelljudo # contraction of "julia do" similar to sudo but cutercat # "cute at all times" displays textfiles but surrounded by stars and cute bunnies
>>579992881Everyone's borga for ME
>>579995117Have it your way Ashley
>>579993251Wha?
>>579995926Unixlike operating systems commonly employ a programme called a command line shell which takes text commands as inputs to perform actions such as navigating and managing files.I thought it could be funny to come up with a parody shell with coffinesque or julia themed commands but since there's a language called Julia I thought I'd call it the hussy shell, since my brain came up with the initial idea of juliado but I'm not sure what else to add so I thought I'd share it for you guys to think about.
>>579984975why does she look flustered without the bra? does she not like her east-west booba?
>>579946141The family International, or The Goler Clan
>>579997398Girls always feel a little weird about their bodies
>>579996610Naruhodo
>>579997398>does she not like her east-west booba?My younger sister is self conscious about her's that are like this even though she's got a decent sized rack for her height, so I guess that was the idea yeah.
>>579991647Sister loev cheesburger
Sisters deserve salted tapwater
Sisters deserve snuggles
Sisters deserve fuggles
>>580003885That too.
Sisters deserve fresh home baked bread.
>>580000000
>>580004453I still can't believe William Afton killed Nina and framed A&A for it
>>580004934I must be Jewish cause the only showers I take are golden
What should the next OP image be?
>>580006073This >>579861854 imo
>>580006073I nominate one of these (preferably sexy nun):>>579940358>>579886261>>579881297>>579772983
>>580006073
>>580006073The merchant with the huge tetas.
>>580006073>>579906809
>>580006856True. We should pay our respect to drawanons. They are the best. >>579690603
>>580007135>>580007135>>580007135>>580007135bakedtoo impatient to wait at 7 or 8
as fucking usual.
>hey bro here's your bread
>>580007895I wonder if this is the same faggot who sniped the JUL14 thread.
if you are going to sit here and do nothing about it than complain, then shut the fuck up
>>580008359Double-baking is worse behavior, there's nothing to be done about it, but I will still call a faggot a faggot and there's nothing you can do about that, either.
I was the last poster on /calg/ #600
Nuh uh
last for julia!
last for renee!
Sike nigga
Ninners runs this general
NIGGERS
NINA WEBSITE
Nina
Nina and you're a nigga
gerbil
