The Biggest Oversight Edition >INFORMATION & GUIDES Wiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICS https://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/570>ESPORTS https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>579578484
>no mason OP
>>579796605I saw it too late. sorry.
This is a post about Windranger.
that's not mason
I didn't jerk off today. Heroes for this feel?
Here it is, the greatest build to ever come out of the trenches. Just think about it, you blink out of the woods and BAM! The fastest attacking hero in alll of dota. Zero escape, permastunned, ZERO chance of retaliating. You will melt heroes so quick that they wont even know what happened.
Buff Hoodwink
>>579796854bro, you can't even kill a hoodwink with 0 items. why would you think this is a good build?
>>579796663Damn, should have used the full-sized image.Guess I've missed that one
MASON
>>579796854bro...this is the most brilliant build ever...do you mind if I use it?
>>579796854>not having a neural enchantment which lowers your B.A.T.NOT GONNA MAKE IT
Why is this fat balding loser always mentioned here? We are not /masongeneral/ Mason is not your guy either. He doesn't even know who you are.
>>579796854your butterfly, bro?
>>579796967The build is amazing, I gave hoodwink 6 hearts becasue she was dying so fast. >>579797142of course bro, its all urs enjoy the free mmr >>579797226sheeitt what item?
>>579797591hm yeah that would make it better
where's the patch, dotards?
HOW TO FIX DOTA 2:hoodrat needs to be removed from dota
am I getting carried?
Would Dota 2 Powerpoints be friends with you?
What's even the point in lifting weights if you can't use God's Strength IRL?
>>579797623>sheeitt what item?Tier 5 Flayer's Bola with Tier4 https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Crude_Enchantment
Umm Dota???You said Quartero's was going to be updated????Just ending isn't updating!!!!
It would take a team of 30 men to pull me out of wolf persona CM.
>>579798315I see now, thx
>>579798114yes but enjoy the matchmaking algorithm giving you great matches
>>579796854>melt heroes so quick>can't kill a Hoodwink in the full 11 second duration webmHere's a (You) for posting a webm instead of a vapid text post but as far as bait goes, it's still pretty weak.
>>579798539the fursona might be the worst cosmetic they've added to the game
Deadlock goes through multiple threads a day and they haven't had an update in 6 months. d2g can barely go through one thread a week
>>579798836The pros like using it.
>>579796527Finally a good OP
>>579799157literally all of /dlg/ is horny-posting. We can have actually discourse here. They can't because everyone is just posting lewds.
>>579798539Kill yourself, tourist>>579798836Fact
>>579799157nigga we are actually playing the game icefrog is about to turn that bitch into marvel rivals 2.0 with how he been locked into that game and not his own
mason shitting all over his enemies with nightstalker carry
>>579799286>We can have actually discourse hereLiterally all you niggers talk about is streamers
the thread goblin is getting angry again
>>579799585He's gonna sperg out and get like 30 (You)s. People will never learn.
ALLOW ME TO BUY 3 AGHANIM SCEPTERS!!!>I WANT TO HAVE CATACLYSM!>I WANT TO HAVE MINI TORNADOES!>I WANT TO HAVE VECTOR ICE WALL!ALLOW TO BUY 3 AGHANIM SHARDS!!!>I WANT TO HAVE SUNSTRIKE FORGE SPIRITS!>I WANT TO HAVE EMP PULL AND BURN!>I WANT TO HAVE RADIANCE GHOST WALK!LET ME BUY NOTHING BUT AGHANIM! LET ME BE THE ARSENAL MAGUS!!!
>>579799540lol so one person talking about mason is everyone talking about streamers what kind of ape logic is that
>>579799681wait this is epic
>>579799681I really don't get why you can't buy 3 scepters and shards.If the game goes on that long this might help end it. Kinda like what T5 neutrals are supposed to do.
>>579799286You guys won't shut up about fucking a squirrel.
There's something quaint about mason playing on an account that has no cosmetics or dota plus. Brings back memories of what this game once was before particle vomit ruined the visual style.
>>579800084One of the reasons I stopped playing, I can't even tell who enemy heroes are sometimes in the loading screen because of all the bloat cosmetics.
Why can I never open Training Polygo? It always says Down For Maitenance whenever I try, but it says there's 3 people playing it
>pick tidehunter>no one on the enemy team buys bkb the entire gameWhy are archon players allergic to this item?
We can't turn other players cosmetics off? I thought we used to be able to.
>>579800393it's like one more button to press...
>>579800393funny, guardian players buy it all the time
Archon players are probably better than pros were at the first few internationals.
>>579800958hannahmontana is legend so the actually good players are at least unnumbered immortal
>>579799997lol she is the face of dota alongside legion commander
shriek when you sneed me
>>579800958they dont play the same game tho, easy to be better when theres 500 qol features that didnt exist back then
*mutes and reports everyone as soon as my game starts*yup, we are back
I did a bot match to practice last hitting and only got 766 gpm (purposely didn't kill heroes)am i cooked chat
mason is talking about racism while in queue
>>579804316How many last hits a minute? 766 doesn't sound bad. Hero kills are genuinely a huge amount of your income come lategame. Unless you're playing Lycan from the old days or you're playing some godawful 0 kill Chinese Dota game or something, about 1/3-1/2 of your gold income would be hero kills.
>>579805205uhi think i had more or less around 580 in either 33 or 40 minutes as anti mage i don't really remember anymore
>>579804904https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGqic5Efs6Ewe need old mason back
>>579800958I played at Archon rank for years, hovering between 2.1-2.4k mmr. Last week I bought a high Ancient account, like 4.6k mmr and I can promise you the games are probably 1% more difficult. The only difference is people will actually buy BKB when they need one. Everything is else is quite literally EXACTLY the same.
when does the "pick 3 carries" thing endt. 3.2k
>>579806598That's because you're playing with the other account buyers in the loser pool lmao
this thread needs more Marci
mason has 430 last hits on luna at 26 minutes, this is the kind of farm you need to play at high levels
>>579807067the secret? a click jungle camps on a patrol and a click lanes with manta, then tab out
>>579806938Ehhh uproportional hands and >armpit hair
mason's right, unironically why should you ever play a carry that needs 5k networth to farmgive every melee carry innate cleave and ranged innate runaans then delete the items
>>579807508yeah even his sven game was a snowball simply because of flashfarmlike why pick a hero that needs to farm a farming tool instead a hero who can already has an innate farming tool
MASON UNC LORE DROP!!!! GET IN HERE
>>579806693The same day the aghs rush WD egotisto, the big ult squad stop BROOOLING without ults and bb the -25mmr machine stop getting pickedGod i need the new patch urgently
>>579807873wish I could go back to 2014 its cool to hear
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>>579808365mason watching 12 year old interview with godz
we're reliving the glory days
I put three old /d2g/ threads into text files and asked an AI to make an image of what the average poster looks like here. This is the image.
>>579808665BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>579808665HE IS ME
>>579808665Finally. An accurate depiction. Even got my jew nose right.
>>579808665Bro's playing Garen
Mason just took out his cock and started raping his pos 5 mireska live on stream.
Beer number 16, started pounding them down last thread. About to switch to afk farming carry. Gonna play terrorblade and shit on kids with 900gpm
>>579808665Where is my Windranger poster and life-sized dakimakura BRO?
>>579796854This is just Dota 1 Troll with 3 bashers build with extra steps.
>>579810614windranger poster will return tomorrow, he told me
>Just learned you can deny yourself by attacking Centaur Warrunner (or anyone affected by Retaliate aura), but only if Centaur (or anyone affected by Retaliate aura) is currently deniable This is now the most niche interaction I know of
>>579810885But I am the windranger poster
>>579808665holy shit I actually have a Corsair 4000D casethisis kinda creepy teebeeh
>>579810961lyralei is not that big...is she
I went 3/3 on the day, my left eye hurts. I think playing in complete darkness causes my eyes to hurt
>>579806804You might be on to something. Queuing for over 20 minutes for mid and safe lane in US West and East. This account might be toast.
mayshitao has lost
>>579810961its about a post a guy made>>579744767and some guy spent the entire day seething about it and writing paragraphs about it
>>579808665I did the same thing and got this. Crazy how similar they are. We might be using the same AI model.
mason is yelling at his team
>>579811432LMFAO
>>579799920>>579799681What about the Blessings?
>>579811145Lyralei's making ME big
>>579811767You can only buy one. You have to carry the other two scepters.
Your carry for tonight, sir.
I was ganked 4 times in before 12 minutes as pos 1, but I didn't crash out. And we won.
>>579812012Funny enough, if only he had pressed the Stick
>>579812012I'd probably just abandon if i had a pos 1 morph desu cuh.
mason losing an unwinnable ancient defense
mason is solo defending the ancient
didn't make it to 300
>>579812012He's pretty neat for a 15 minutes Morph0-0-3 before that blunder, has space, has farmWhat do I miss?
mason is god gaming right now
>>579812012Why did Tide get the credit for that?
mason is going to give a speech when he wins this epic game tune in
>>579812496Probably the last hero to deal damage to morph.
>>579812496Splashed him before going outta the lane
>>579812496I ravaged him to get away like 10 seconds before that.
mason mason mason mason mason masonsuck him off already, you fucking faggots.
>>579812398Nah he was pretty cringe. Thought he was Topson or something. I almost one shot him at the one minute mark with a gush because he was full agi. If I didn't' have a grief Weaver 4 and had someone with a stun we'd have killed him over and over.
>>579812532>>579812536>>579812564Isn't there a timeout of like 3-5 seconds on that or something? I get towers and creeps kill-stealing me all the time and it happens even when it's like one frame after my last hit.
>>579812647mason lost the naix game
mason heroically defended the ancient for 55 minutes, witnessed his ancient explode, and flamed his entire team
mason tried his best
>>579812690idk I walked away and a few seconds later he died and I typed ? in chat and he responded with some gibberish in Russian.
I wish I was the best Arc Warden player
Windrunner makes me want to eat healthy, exercise, and be a nice person.
Coming home after a long day of work and contributing to society and windrunner smiles. She gives you a hot plate of food and a hug. Life is ok.
>>579813453Windranger, on the other hand... just makes me hard
mason is not enjoying his pos 5 game
>pos 3 abandons lane>pos 1 free farms>pos 1 wins the gameI'm sorry, why is this acceptable? People are saying rotating to the jungle if your losing lane is beneficial but I honestly think it just cements the loss.
Case in point, LC abandoned lane at level 5 to go jungle because she said her pos 4 silencer was "useless". SF free farmed, took towers and then started pushing other lanes to the point where I couldn't farm anymore. All because LC lost lane and refused to try to fix it.
/d2g/ secretly likes to play Sniper.
>>579815492You are a luna and got outfarmed by an ogre magi. You suck fur boy
>>579815492all i see is the LC being higher mmr than you so evidently he's the better player here
>>579815287Do you want the enemy to have a carry who has freefarm and a mega kill streak and you have to play 4v5? Or do you want the enemy to have a carry and you get to play 5v5? Also when the 3 leaves the lane the 4 is free to rotate which should make the other lanes better too.
>>579815542umm, midas? multi-cast? Hello? am I supposed to outfarm RNG. And I swear if I get another ogre magi mid i m gonna KMS. 2 games in a row
>it is not possible to outfarm ogre if he gets lucky with midas bro!lmao the size of this shitter cope
>>579817043In a game that didn't go past 30 minutes. Yes.
You guys are all retarded. The Luna had double the last hits as Ogre so the only explanation is that the Ogre got more gold from kills. You guys are retarded for not seeing that. And the Luna is retarded for thinking it was the fucking Midas that gave the Ogre the extra farm.
>play Snapfire>be close to fight so you can use Q W and E>die without using ult>be far from fight so you can ult>never get to use Q W and E
If anyone types in all chat. I report them. Simple as that.
>highest farm and damage on my team>still flamed by my team>still flamed by enemy team even though I never spoke onceI'm legit being put in games to tilt me. Loss queue is real. Also ogre mid reported. Again.
>>579815287What is the pos 3 supposed to do after losing lane? Stay there and feed the pos 1 some more? It's already established that the pos 3 can't do anything alone, so if you want the pos 1 to not have freefarm, the whole team needs to turn around and kill that pos 1 and invade his jungle and ruin his farm. That's your only option if you want the enemy pos 1 to stop farming.You could do what the other Anon said and just pretend that the pos 4 Silencer rotating to the other lanes helps them and then try to have a farmed pos 1 vs farmed pos 1 clash 20 minutes later if you're a better pos 1. But if you don't think you'll win that 1v1, then you'd better get your whole team to get their shit together and kill the pos 1 together.
How many levels ahead does an enemy have to be where you can't 1v1 them anymore? In leage of legends it's 2 levels
Leaguechads are laughing at us...
How do you increase communication/behavior score?
>>579821302By not getting reported
>>579819820Depends what hero you are playing, and what hero they are playing? What your item builds are?A level 25 Sniper can have 10k networth on a level 20 Viper, but if he didn't build BKB and decided to stand there right clicking into a blademail, he's just fucked.
>everyone on my team has double-digit deaths except meLoss queue is real.
>>579822153Suck it up, little bitch. Go solo queue only, if you're getting booster smurf'd on.
Watch, 3 wins in a row next because forced 50 has been following me for months.
TOPSON is streaming!
>>579821596So it normally goes up by playing games?
>>579822324You have fucking 44% winrate with Luna.Improve your last hitting, shitter, or pick something else. You don't get to whine about win/loss queue, you main hard carry, the highest overall win condition in the game.
>>579822784Literally had a 90% winrate in archon and below. My legend teammates are actually more retarded.
>>579823101Your legend opponents are more competent, and you suck at building up a gold advantage to win through.
>>579823205Opponents are more competent, yes.My teammates are more retarded, also yes.
My mid and pos 5 had the same networth last game. and you're gonna tell me loss queue isn't real. Lmao.
>>579823423>enemy Luna has 763 GPMThat's what an actually competent Luna looks like.
>>579823624LOL I hit 900 gpm. https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/8978505585I would hit that every game if I didn't have 4 retards tethered to me in 90% of my matches. That Luna got lucky. Simple as that.
I might actually hire a coach just so they can see the absolute mongoloids I have to play with every game.
>>579823735Don't make me download another replay of yours, clown. He has higher MMR than you, most likely because he's a better player than you.
>>579823842Doubt it. He's lost like 200 more games than me. He's also brown, so he's probably getting boosted.
Might've had a chance, but offlaner went earthshaker. Lmao. How the fuck is an earthshaker supposed to disrupt their pos 1's farm. aaand reported.
>>579822754yes and if you play well enough for players to give you upvotes it will be even faster just dont get reported even more
>>579822754I always report everyone at the start of the match just in caseFor grief and toxic chat
I'm hearing Pure is going to play offlane on OG with Topson as mid, the other pinoys are staying what the actual fuck
I know faggots love doomposting here a lot but I genuinely have to ask, what if I still love dota but most of my games are genuinely just kinda boring? I recently came back to dota after like 3 years off for the same reason, it just seems like only 1 in every 5 (maybe?) games are pretty fun or interesting with the rest being either me winning or losing depending on which core on which team picks the retarded heroes. I mean its just happening constantly where I'm getting games where the enemy 5 picks Drow, my mid picks beastmaster, offlane picks invoker, just dumb picks ruining games constantly. I can't play more than a couple games after I get home from work and every day the few games I get to play go this way, legit pisses me off how robbed I get of having fun games because people pick retarded fucking heroes constantly. It's genuinely depressing to not be able to play more than 2 or 3 games and this is the quality constantly.
>>579825331nah that would be fire af pure back to offlane and playing with sea monkeys now if aurora can secure skiter sea dota is back in business
>>579825558Aurora is going full SEA, Skiter is going back to Tundra/1W.
>>579824110I don't. Having watched the game, you are always below him in networth, despite a retarded Axe feeding you.
>>579825331Why would anyone still want to play with Pure.
>>579825895He is a top 3 carry when on form. Tundra won numerous tournaments in the 4 months they were together with him. Maybe that's why they're considering the offlane switch though.
>>579825859well there goes my excitement for aurora waste of a year then
>>579826191They've always been shit. I've hated them since last TI in 2025 when they just flopped hard, also they killed Kiyotaka's career for this Mikoto retard.
>>579826408kiyotaka killed his own career after that tinker performance mikoto was at least twice as better and was considered a top 3-5 mid this season
>>579826485Sure mechanically like most top SEA players he's fine, but he flops at every LAN. Kiyotaka is rocks or diamonds but can beat literally anyone when he's diamonds.
>>579798539How does it show that drawing in the bottom right? Is that something you equip?t. not played in a while
>>579826548how many grand finals did they reach with kiyotaka for you to be saying that
>>579823810the coach won't care and he'll want for you to focus on yourself. He's being paid to make you a better player, not your retard teammates
>>579826632He wasn't there long, but he finished top 3 every tournament for Betboom when he was filling in for GPK.
Which one of you cunts just declined three unranked games in a row on aus server
Really hoping Scofield gets a decent team this year. Maybe he'll go to Liquid with Wisper?
>>579826053Everybody's watched him choke for at least 3 years straight. He's not "top 3 carry" lmaoNobody cares about honeypot and rigged betting tournaments.
Yeah looks like CN Dota is going to stay dead
>>5798277141/2. Satanic/Yatoro3. Pure (when in form)4. Skiter5. WatsonReal question is why CIS is the only region that can produce tier 1 carries
>>579827714you can make a case with how gpk was playing in TI 14 if pure was even 80% of the player he was gpk might have a TI win right now
>>579827865pure being 3 is just nasty af
>>579827865they have the egoisto mental
>>579827937That's Watson's list but it's also objectively correct. I'd put Nightfall Kiritych, Ame, Micke, and maybe Yuma as the next best. Natsumi and Ghost are also fairly solid if you were expanding beyond top 10.
He's your 2nd CN team bro
I give this team two tournaments before it disbands or kicks TT
>>579828082idk if its objectively correct its not like bad watson 3 pure 4 Micke 5
>>579828353TT is always entertaining to watch his time with og watching him afk farm the whole time was funny
>>579828435Micke is a good carry but his hero pool and limited play style diversity keeps him out of the top 5 IMO
>Don't shit talk at all, keep it to just 'GG' and 'good job' on good ganks/team fights>Feel stuck at 8k comm score>Start talking shit back, but only 1-2 lines, if someones being aggressive in team/all chat for no reason>comm score goes up past 10kI just want to be nice though
how the fuck these niggas lose to fv-aa lane man the most do nothing combo of all time
>>579828353torontotokyo has been shit for years
>>579826604Please respond.
>>579830398It's a sticker from the MH collab event. You can't get that specific one anymore but any future stickers you get, you can apply them to the HERO (e.g. here, it's applied to CM). But FYI, applying the sticker uses it up.I'm told it's the same as CS stickers but I don't play CS so I wouldn't know.
>>579830565Oh that makes sense. I might have some old stickers from other events I think. I think they gave them out in TI team packages.
warlock is such a free win in low skill games it's crazy
I was tricked yesterday to playing SK 3 somehow in single draft, for some reason broodmother came to lane with me and you know, i conceded all the farm to him while fucking with the enemy and getting levels and then i helped him take complete control of the entire bottom half of the map (we were dire) just the two of us and we took all the towers and won the game yeah, we did
>>579831870Skeleton King 3 is viable
>>579827054I DID IT LIKE THIS
>queue>get offlane>pick WR the STRONGEST OFFLANER>pos 4 starts bitching and moaning OMG NO TANK and WE NEED TANK>picks Pudge>tell him to shut the fuck up and if he is remotely competent as a pos 4 and Pudge we'll just kill the shit out of the enemy's stupid Ogre Sven safelane so he should shut the fuck up and focus on getting good hooks>buy up a fuckton of mangoes and Clarities>Pudge actually does a good job of making Sven miserable while the enemy Ogre tries to chase and harass>he lands some good hooks and I get some good snipes>kill Sven with ult and get tower>"See? I told you this was an easy lane.">"fuck u wr. tank 3 is better">Pudge later trash talks the enemy team while we're throning>"lol we have noob 3 no tank but u still lose"I don't know how else I can get through to these people. We're literally stomping and they still think it's bad.
>>579829685>call people niggers and other slurs constantly>play soundboards consisting of things like OY VEY and porn moan sounds after kills >only mic up to insult people>always type gg at the end and then commend everyone>comm score 12k>behavior score 12kget on my level.
Top 10 worst level 25 talents
>>579832263um pos 3 is tank tho??why u grif?
>>579833995>He hasn't done the math for armorNGMI to TI
>>579835004this ti?
>>579832263Its why i premute both teams these days.Most of the time these people have nothing worth saying and just make you play worse.Pic related feels like the dotard mantra
>>579835226dk has never not been a bait pick
>>579837346He was a winning pick during memepush.
>>579796854yea but what if... there's two enemy heroes around? It's not like you can bash them mall
>>579837371when was that, 14 years ago?
>>579837346There was that patch a few months ago where he could stomp gyro in a lategame manfight.
>>579837346aghs manta rat was some bullshit
>>579837598It was TI4, so that was like what, 11+1 years ago? Only 12 years then HAHA, you're wrong.
was doing good for myself but my girlfriend left me because of my ocd and orthorexia. time to crawl back to playing 10 games of dota a day fuck it all i guess
>>579827731>Chokme
>>579838995next time doon't be mentally ill
>>579827731zeal is so dogshitwhere is xxs going he was the star of Xg
>Oracle who constantly spams spells without thinking>making enemy heroes immune to spells >disarming us >lowering health when it's dangerous >we told him to stop >he didn't speak english all fucking game
>>579841967I've learned a few phrases in spanish just so I can pretend to be peruvian in games where I'm doing extra shit
>>579841967Disable help
>>579842290how do you even do that nowthere used to be a button for it next to mute and report
>>579842352Open star page on top leftOn the bottom right corner of it there's a couple of symbols One of them let's you disable help or share unit control (like lanaya traps)
>>579842465why'd they move it out of the scoreboard fucking valve
>>579842465>starStat*
>>579842593Scoreboard is what I meant lol
Ivy added to Dota when?
>>579842783When they add Hoodwink to Deadlock.
>>579841967Oracle has to be the biggest grief support when played by a retardbut on the other hand I can't blame them because Oracle takes some time to learn and master so they're bound to be dogshit
>>579842937deal!
>>579843121Wyvern is worse
>>579843179The thing with Wyvern is that people don't notice all the well timed heals that save teamfights and only remember the one heal that was mistimed
>>579843179>presses E on you just as you activate bkbhaha oops
>>579843339That one bad heal or ult can lose a gamet. has happened to me
>curio is done>ti is doneok so do we get a balance patch and act 2 of the event now
>STRATZ+ uses screen recognition algorithms to automatically load player data from your game. As the draft progresses, STRATZ+ will keep up by automatically loading in each pick as it happens, saving you valuable time.can you get vac banned for using this
>>579844948why would you want this it won't make you better at the game
My carry picked Razor into PL wish me luck
>Guy who wants last pick drafts a hero that at least 2 of the 4 heroes he can see counter him It's just fucking unreal how often this happens
>>579845015being good at the game doesnt matter. having a high mmr number is what matters. its all about getting high status and the respect i deserve
>>579841102It's crazy how bad the Chinese are at putting together a team. You have to have Ame, XM, XXS or Bach, and XingQ.
>>579845187status amongst who
>>579844948I've looked at this before and I thought the only benefit was picking and I play support and don't have Immortal Draft so it seems pointless.
No one in d2g is high mmr enough to have immortal draft
>>579845436>tfw hardstuck 6k shitter
>>579845685Not enough mmr to get an egirl duo
>>579845802I cant even imagine wanting that
>>579845436I'm getting back to immortal draft despite hating it when I was there before the squish
>>579845913Imagine someone really likes you but only while you aren't washed at Dota and brags about you to her friends while you have e-sex on discord
Why doesn't Dota have ranked seasons like other games?
>>579845802Anon, big tiddy goth girls are literally back. We Dota uncs are winning hard right now.
what's the cheapest way i could get kidvoker?
>>579846236Because ranked seasons suck ass and no one likes them
>>579846236it would undermine the account buying industry
Jakir O'Neal
>enemy team all predicts victory>4-5 win prediction streaks>they tip our Lion because he died for first blood>they still get stomped and lose in embarrassing fashion>they disconnect before match endsNever get too comfortable/cocky.
i still have about 100 double mmr tokens but i'm too scared to use them
>>579845090Does the PL disjoint break Razor's Static Link? I never thought about that interaction. I don't think I've ever seen a skill break it but I could believe PL's disjoint would.
>>579846236It should have seasons 100%. In order to be good at this game you need a strong consistent schedule. I can't tell you how many games I've had with people that are Ancient/Divine but have approx 5 games in 2026 and they completely euthanize and sabotage the game. There is no filter to get rid of agents, they roam freely and destroy ranked queues.
>>579848167marcillus wallace
>>579815287This used to be fixable by mid player ganking. Now if the mid player goes to gank if they aren't getting a triple kill they'll be behind the enemy mid who is sitting free farming and deleting your mid t1
>>579819790i feel like the community used to flame offlaners not winning their lane 1v3 (their pos 4 is an enemy even in a 2v2 lane) but i think so many offlaners quit playing that now everyoen has had a taste of the offlane experience and the pos 3 gets a free pass to lose lane and jungle farm to recover
>>579848576This implies she just got anally raped
I'm so bored of these dogshit cores picking LC and WR mid it's too much
>>579849048>complain about mids>don't gank mid to help them in the first placeWhy play support when you don't know how to macro?
>>579849281I ganked every lane retard I'm playing treant
I get mad when I remember Sven is wearing a gigantic blue sweater instead of having blue skin
>>579849367>50% kill participation>poor underfarmed mid WR who did nothing wrong with 9 deaths>"I ganked every lane retard"Doubtful.
>>579849048>veng/treat/LC combo lose to Sniper You deserved that loss 100%
>>579849528he's archon of course he's lyingdude probably thinks he plays perfectly
>>579849528>>579849809You two are operating off little assumptions. No I don't play perfectly, yes I ganked other lanes. It's not rocket science
>>579848854by me! :)
Dark Seer or NIGGER seer as i like to call him is fucking bullshit
>>579851225Just dispel his ion shell and kill his illusions.
>>579850496You say that like as if you actually want us to watch the replay, Axteezy-kun. You know that won't end well for you.
>>579849048>Picks Treant>Loses
>>579849048>33 lh>Sniper draft winning against 2 blink heroes with venge giving free vision.Everyone in your team, you included doesnt know the basics of dota
>>579849048>French
>>579855547Do you think they are la'st hitting?
more like last shitting
>>579855547>sacre bleu! mon carrie's creap sceaurx, it is too low!
>>579857496phantom assassin if she support
Chinese Arteezy status?
>>579860948who?
my pos 5 called me an account booster so I had to lose to prove a point.
Playing sniperBoom Headshot︻气デ一--ۣۜ(0.o)๖ۣۜ---- [BOOOOOOOOOOOM Headshot]
>Winning a free game, just need to take 2nd or 3rd rosh and the games done>Win a fight>Nice ok hopefully rosh has respawned and we can end the game>Rosh hasn't respawned but will in the next 30-90 seconds >My cores think "fuck waiting im bored" and run down mid even though enemy has glyph>Blink and suddenly my 1/2/3 are under t4's and the t3 has 70% hp>They die >Enemy goes rosh >We lose I have lost FOUR (4) games in a row because of this exact scenario, and it literally doesn't fucking matter what I do to try and prevent them from going down mid. No matter what, they will not wait the maximum 30 seconds for rosh to spawn. No matter what they will decide to dive the t4's to kill a pos 5. No matter what the enemy team will NEVER do this to me. I'm fucking sick of it.
Oh wow. STRATZ called me an account booster. Lmao. I have like a 49% winrate in the past 3 months. I don't know why it would say that.
its funny that singsing streams variety and gets around 2k viewers and then when mason tried it he got like 100 viewers by the end lmfao
>>579863475Why are you guardian
>>579863054singsing spent years streaming variety between his dota stuff and cultivating a diehard army of paypiggies who will watch him play anything. he also claimed that 1 variety watcher is worth like a dozen dota watchers in terms of streamer income (because dotards are all poor)
>>579864370interesting, dude is so mellow and chilled out now its kinda funny. he used to be extremely high energy and autistic as fuck like a /b/ tard back in the day
>7 and 0>try to 1v1 people>die>completely lose lead
>>579865929>he witch doctors across floor very maledictly
>>579863475he went 27 and 4
What hero is the best chef? I just spent an hour making burritos, chopping and preparing ingredients and doing my best. Can't think of a cooking/chef hero other than pudge who is a butcher.
>>579869109ember probably makes some sick chinese food
>Neutral items
>6 branch startis this normal for mid
do i re-read pandora hearts or blade of the immortal, dotards
Alright lets fucking hear it from the experts, whats the fucking play hereYou are orphaned pos3 underlord laning against ogre and witch doctor. alright this is going pretty well, you are level 3 but so are they, your 4 is off doing stuff, and now ogre just tossed ignite on you and starts beating you to death while doctor maledicts you So what is the fucking play because jungling the cuck camps after taking the wisdom gets you instantly reported, meanwhile my lane is going dark with creeps running directly to the tower as they pull.Im not just standing here ofcourse i jungle my triangle and those other camps yes?
>>579875158berserk
>>579875536>pos3 underlord laning against ogre and witch doctorI realise I'm in sub 1k mmr and win by simply playing the game
*cracks knuckles*Alright let's see what the fifty fifty god will throw at me.
>>579876160lol....
>>579875536>because jungling the cuck camps after taking the wisdom gets you instantly reportedI exclusively play offlane and anytime my lane is lost (which is alot) I do exactly this and never get reported. Pretty easy way to get some items and levels
>>579827560>sufaili thought he retired, he's still hoping to win TI again?
>>579876174Yeah you go test that
>>579876321It feels like everyone says its so easy offlane and you basicly cant fuck it up
>>579876780How do you not autowin 99% of games in sub 1k?
dead thread dead game
>>579875536If you get pushed out of lane you farm the wisdom cuck camps + triangle and you try to get the wave as it pushes under your tower. And since you're underlord you keep one eye glued to the minimap ready to use ult because you desperately need to make a move happen right now
I'd do anything to have above 9k behavior score. I got sent to shitpool 5 months ago and it's been impossible to climb out. I fucking hate these shitpool games man it's so miserable, it's like people don't give a fuck
when do 5's learn to disable autoattack
all ima say is omni is underrated right now but yall niggas aint going to listen same way i said bh is busted until pros decided to take him for a spin
>>579878265ok
>>579878040tfw you have a quarry to settle
>gets married>immediatly switches to pos 5damn thats crazy
>>579882014I don't play much anymore, but isnt position 5 a pretty easy/chill roll? Artour is clearly just streaming for a paycheck now and I'd prob just want to chill and place wards and stack camps and stuff instead of tryharding on a core role.
>>579876179I won.
Pos 4 and 5 are the beta male roles. You're essentially working your ass off trying to enable other men to succeed. Spoiler alert: girls don't care about your "cool warding mindgames" with the opposing supports. Only cores with good farm get cunny.
im certain there is some script running these "players" theres just no fucking way real humans are this bad
R U M O R
I FUCKING HATE PREHORN GANKSHIT LOCK EVERYONE ON THEIR SIDE OF THE RIVER
>>579886832really hope whisper doesnt leave sa behindthey need him
>>579887526lmao they still have parker scofield and the legend himself the 322 man tailung
>>579887465For all the shit dotards complain about I wish people shared my need to complain about this in particular. The Dire takes Radiants runes, Radiant takes Dires, its so predictable and boring (except for the times the retarded carry players didn't get the memo about this, who are usually on my team)
>>579889582the worst part is being the carry and your 5 starts lane with 25% mana left and arriving 30s late, but the enemy has both players because they came to your rune
>>579886832>where is micke>where is nisha>where is ace>where is boxi>where is insaniaI seriously hope you dont believe this
>carry doesnt pick tb sf or naixaaaaand i euthanize
>>579886832i thought that Wisper couldn't communicate in english
I'm working on a new experimental, game changing build. I'm the guy who posted the alchemist webm that shocked users. This build will change dota, stay tuned. >>579796854
For my precious Lyralei, I would exercise daily
Is there a setting in this game that you can turn on to not play with retarded spics or slavniggers
>>579887465It's objectively better to always invade the enemy jungle
>>579893267careful this will upset the thread goblin and make him sperg out again.
mason live mf'ers
>>579893267abdomens dont look like that
this game is dogshit.
>>579893267this is terribly shopped
>>579893267i should be allowed to be a cheeto encrusted manchield with obesity issues and still be loved by woman wtf
>>579894786it's AI
>>579894808your mother does love you
Windrunner wants you to get in shape! Do it for her! :)
>>579895818no
I hate this game
>>579886832Wisper doesn't speak English and Malrine won't split from Ammar who appears to be going to Yandex.
man yall niggas make me sick take the fucking omni pill already before i force it down your mouth pause
giants maul is kind of a honeypot neutral no12 sec cd for this shit i mean come on
StreamersTopson > Arteezy > Mason
>>579897145Lol what do you like about botson
why do thirdies like og and topson so much
>>579897258He's very chill and barely ever flames.
how do you farm/push lanes quick as razor after laning phase? hero does no dmg except to heroes in teamfights.
>>579897258no one else streams pos2
>>579897634so he's boring got it arteezy and mason rage is entertaining
>>579897790Well if you're playing pos1, which is the only role he's good at, you're buying Mjollnir and Manta on him, in which case you're using manta illus to push. You can also put Mjollnir active on a creep.
>>579897971you're boring
>>579897513they wish they were married by him and saved from a dismal life like topsons wife was
>>579898283i accept your concession
>>579898113i play him as 3...
Every game I play is unwinnable.
>>579898837and you had to post the dotabuff stat of him barely breaking 51% with all brackets lumped together to prove what exactly
>>579897790Thats the cool part:
Grown Men still playing razor in 2026 is nasty work
>>579899841That arcana wont farm itself.
>>579899841razor is a gigachad hero its just impossible to play him from behind and he's not exactly a lane dominator
What hero should I play to maximize my chances of acquiring a toxic mid lane gf who mains Linatrans is ok
>>579900349tusk or bounty so you can rotate to her lane and stomp even harder
>>579900460that's a good ideawho else has bounty hunter's vibe but actually does something
>>579900917Gondar
>>579900349girls and trans women dont play cores
>>579901060bounty is in my "heroes I'm NEVER PLAYING AGAIN >:(" section
>>579901383Why? He's great this patch
>>579901426the entire enemy jungle is automatically sentried when i pick bounty and killing couriers doesn't do anything
getting real hard to stay positive
>>579901656I'm a boomer and genuinely can't recognize half of the heroes. Cosmetic slop is real.
>>579901656>9 deathsyour fault
>>579901829sure
>>579901656Play normals and try to learn new heroes/limit test when in the loss queue (loss queue is real and don't let redditors tell you otherwise)
>>579899047You are a luna with lower gpm than the riki and for some reason also only 50 cs ahead of him. You are terrible and dont know how to farm
>>579901825You might just be retardedThe only one not instantly clockable is Skywrath who I thought was Necro
>>579901890I've lost my last 5 games. I thought loss queue would've been over by now. But I had a 24 minute game with lycan pushing megas at 19 minutes.
>>579901982Different queues last until you get a new behavior report card
>>579901907>highest LHs>highest hero damage>highest building damagestill my fault i guess. okay.
fur boy has a 45% win rate on luna and keeps playing the here top kek what a scrub
>>579902237thread bully LEAVE!
>>579902124>let me list a bunch of things my role is supposed to accomplish Jesus it’s like reading a support player saying they played perfectly just cause they bought the most amount of wardsNo wonder you are a legend rank trash
>>579902369no no he has a point
>>579902369I'm not the "thread bully". you do this whenever anyone gives you feedback or tries to help. you just cry "wahh wahh its teh thread bully!!" bro you just arent good enough at farming right now to play luna we have told u 100 times to watch some vids of pros play her, you barely ever even get 10 last hits per minute which is like kindergarten tier and the bare gutter minimum.
>>579898837Please only do this if your team comp has some other alpha/initiator in it. >tfw playing my 99th game in a row with 3 turret cores
>>579902807>give augar advice>he listens and climbs>bully augar>get called thread bully>cry about being called thread bullyok thread bully everyone that calls you what you are isn't the same poster you know
>>579903026maybe instead of being so fixated on the "thread bully" (who does not exist) you shiould go watch a replay of satanic play luna and watch his farming.
>>579903026kys augar you are a dumb cunt samefagging almost as annoying as that r*in
>>579903026kys tranny get raped
>>579902082My behaviour score has always been 12k, the issue is my 6k comms score. Whenever I reach 6k again I immediately drop down to 5-5.5k.
>>579894739How would you know how they look?>>579894786Why
>>579903381It still updates every 15-20 games or whatever it is, whether you gain some lose some or stay the same it doesn't matter, that's when the queue rerolls.
4th day nofap I am 12-4 w/l
>>579903381What is your daily average NPM ("Niggers" per Match)? This might be the problem
>>579901126They'd be a lot more attractive if they did
Dota 2 would be a better game without this hero.
>>5799041259 (I'm the only white person in EUW)
>>579904364>Carries with an escape spell>Tanks with % dmg skills>Supports with nukes>Illusion heroes and illusion mechanics entirely
>>579904364i'll go with hoodwink, steve
>>579904364
Man lock the fuck in
>>579904606>>579905045Hoodwink is the main character of dota, there's no need to be jealous of her success
Axe is the main character of Dota actually
>404: hoodwink not found
Nightstalker has the most aura alongside gondar in this game
>>579905628https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gQkS2ZPAwLkThe ONLY hero of capable of simulating the direct effects of capitalism on a late game carry
are there any real 1v9 heroes in turbo or do i just gotta accept my fate if some mongoloids can't follow my lead and the enemy team becomes 9 slotted the split second i let up
It seems Hoodwink superiority has once again caused some controversy
Why is Lina the Slayer so much better than Krobelus the Death Prophet if they're the same character?
>>579905962turbo???? man up and play ranked like a real man
>>579905806Explain thisThere is no way this should play out like this, was this some epic Bounty is Broken because X talent you're not supposed to get patchThe math simply doesn't add upThe Bounty has like 100 more damage but PA is a fucking PA
>>579906236i'm playing with some out of practice boomers
WE DID IT!THE LOSS STREAK IS BROKEN!
>>579904125I used to spam it and got down to 3k, nowadays I confine my commentary to respectfully pointing out my teammates mistakes.
I tire of the reddit humor of Hookwink wanking
>>579906342Armour
>>579907530Was there a random assault cuirass guy standing out of frame or something?
Picking Kotl support should be role abuse reportable
>>579909503im supporting *nukes wave*
>>579909503Cool thing is, you can report anyone at any time. I reported people for just typing in allchat.
>>579909559I like how I left the lane to jungle, the Drow who started with brown boots decided his bounty wasn't good and swapped lanes, and then even that Drow said "No wards? You know they have a Riki, right?"
Crashing this MMR... with NO SURVIVORS!
>>579906518shitter fur boy dies 15 times as the ninja hero who has a dozen escapes
>>579909853At some point you gotta accept you aren't a Luna player
>>579909383BH naturally has around 25 armour with those items at max levelHe probably picked Stygian deso or smth as his neutral item
>>579910357I was in 1k-2k mmr. Not anymore I guess.
>pos 5 hovers Drow>pick Drow>instapicks PABut I'm the only constant, right
>>579910419>rejecting the support Drow so rudelyIt's all your fault.
>>579910419Is your Pos5 playing PA? Just fucking report him for role abuse and clown the gameEz
shitters blaming matchmaking for the fact that they are stuck in the shitter ranks for years will never not be funny
post dotabuff
>>579910763https://www.dotabuff.com/players/113664644
dotabuff
>>579910907https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqWRaAF6_WY
mason ragequit the stream after his clinkz getting deleted repeatedly by io, earth spirit, and marci haha
>>579909503KotL is top pick/ban in meta, so that sounds like a personal problem.
>>579911231losing 4 in a row is 100 mmr
>>57991090713k games as sniper jesus christ who is this guy what a chad
>>579910907>https://www.dotabuff.com/players/113664644first picks sniper every game. If sniper is banned take zeus.If for some reason sniper and zeus are both banned pick WK.What beast.
>dotards pretending to not know el-ente
>>579911415with a sub 50 win rate at that
i'll never understand how can someone have 10k+ games on a single hero and still have a below 50% win rate. And let's not even get started on the fact that you are still stuck in the glue eating retard bracket dude probably has legit mental problems and probably zones out when he's playing
>>579912267i'm crusader with 7k hours
>>579912267its just mental issues, this game is a great escape from reality and I doubt they're all that there. could be autism as well, my brother has autism and he plays zoo tycoon every single day and does the same shit. (the game is from 2001)
>same MMR>3 times as many matchesI will make fun of you in allchat if I see this.
>>579912685reported and muted
>>579912685i get a laugh whenever someone calls me an account buyer for pointing how we are the same mmr despite them having 5 times the games or even higher than that compared to me.It's like the only cope they have cause they think it's impossible to get to divine without spending 10k games
>win the game with the PA pos 5nothing matters
>pick support sven pos4 or 5>win the game when the safelaner fails by farmingyou can thank me later
>>579913795I had 5000 more gold than you though
My dad just bought me a Porsche 718 Cayman and I just hit 6kmmr cant stop winning, Gonna try to shit on some kids as mid but its harder now
>>579913653>he doubted
Unreal
>>579915647128 last hits in a 34 minute game as specter, you are trash!!! git gud son
>>579915827Literally no where to farm. No space.
I should've picked a fightan pos 1 and brool'd with the earthshaker. He was able to turn the offlane into a second safelane for him. Support cuck was literally useless at harassing.
Apparently I only have 4.5k hours in this game, guess I need to spend more time in the lobby
gonna get drunk and watch the beyond the summit tournaments from back in teh day, last time i felt something
>about to derank out of legend 4chat, i'm so fucked.i m gonna turn off strict solo and queue all roles until this loss queue ends
you are gonna derank cause you are terrible at the game, not because of some retarded boogeyman script that randomly picked you and decided that you are gonna be losing 70% of your games
In a few hours Topson will stream.
i'm deranking because of some retarded boogeyman script that randomly picked me and decided that i'm going to be losing 70% of my games
>he doesn't believe in loss queueYou clearly haven't done anything to piss GabeN off then.
loss queue is just your parents wanting you go to sleep
>>579923847wow this image is like 15 years old at least, I remember seeing it on /fit/ all the time. also, theres no script, you are all just bad. grubby went from 500 mmr to immortal in a year, grow up and maybe actuallly try at something because this game is all you have in life.
>>579925746people dont want to admit grubby got boosted lmao
>>579925941It's the biggest cope of this general. Grubby is positive, well adjusted (married, not a social recluse), cool guy. He put his head down and worked hard and actually climbed unlike this general who thinks it should just happen to them automatically without putting work in. He got coaching, watched replays, and learned the game unlike the 80iq shitters here.
>>579913653Orb of Corrosion, Shard, and Phylactery sounds like a pretty solid build to me
>>579926134You can’t just be spitting facts at this hour
>>579926134TRVTH NVKE
>>579926134That's cool. He still got boosted.
This is the guy telling you that there's forced 50, that there's "agents", and that gaining mmr is impossible. The only lie in this statement is that he's white and not some third world monkey.
>>579927015Forced 50 is a thing though. But it's not malicious. It's a natural part of any balanced competitive matchmaking system.
>>579927105yeah 100%... its in stuff like chess too, but you can still climb over time with like a 52% win rate over a year or so
Why the fuck do faggot ass niggers not go support when i lock in carry in unraked. valve add role queue in all modes
If you are playing turbo or unranked stop crying about shit you aren't even really playing the game
well mason just exposed himself
lost all my channel points betting against mason because i didnt think windrunner could carry
>>579928772>betting against WRbaka
>>579928719>>579928772what happened
PLAY THE GAME INSTEAD OF WATCHING E CELEBS
>>579929613Nobody ever posts any clips or webms from these supposed streams. I think they're just chatbots making shit up.
mason is in a game with a guy whos name takes up the entire screen
sex with hoodwink
avg medusa picker
mason called his support a streamsniping cuck for being a good support
>>579929869Damn, total twink death for mason. Such a shame he was so hot, now hes turning into a complete unc boomer
>>579928252Unironically this is the number 1 reason I never play unranked.
>>579929725pathetic
wow lion just told mason 'i´ll do anything for you, daddy' in team chat.
>>579929985thats insane man
That's it. I'm finally gonna close mason's stream. Peel myself out of my gaming chair. And go take a shower. Wish me luck!
>>579930097>And go take a showerwhat for?
>>579930124I don't know. I think it's a western thing where you have to shower everyday. Even if you don't actually do anything that requires it.
i have not showered in 8 days
>>579929964I know, right? Wish people would post more dota webms in the dota thread.
Well, chat. I fed like crazy today. But I didn't derank.The positives.
Lock in
take a fucking shower you spergs jesus christ
>Rank 30 Drow goes mid>feeds 4 kills to a Magnus by 6 minutes>we lose
>>579930475i don't want to
>>579930475make me :P
>>579931359>>579931447get off the game go to the bathroom
>lvl 2 axe and undying>throws tombstone under my tower and starts walking at me>my support tps out>i stay and dieThat can't have been the play. We really just gonna leave lane every time he drops tombstone?
yall niggas really cant take a shower 20 mins max out of your day
>>579931686Were you some retarded duo-melee safelane against Axe Undying or something that couldn't right-click zombies and shit quickly enough at lv 2? Once you see that Undying first pick (because he's a support who first picks, right? Right?), you need to have an answer for Undying not just for lategame but also for laning.If you don't have a plan, yeah, you're cucked so you should just TP out instead of feeding. Should've seen that Tombstone play coming too so you should've made sure the creep wave would've been away from tower so that the tower wouldn't be distracted by the zombies while they dive you.
>>579930383These win rates mean nothing unless it’s separates on a rank by rank basis
>>579931951look at the left corner
>>579931686Yup. Undying wins lane and isn't a hero after 30 minutes.>>579931903If you want to actually counter Undying in lane, for some reason. You need a support pick Io, get a crapload of regen and max Overcharge. I am completely serious.
>get into ranked match>safe lane picks mk>just stays AFK>ask what the fuck is he doing>stays afk ,but sap exp to not get abandoned>this goes on for the entire game>loseTell me force 50 isn't real. he was literally a duo party bot account.
It isn’t real by the sheer fact that everyone has different mmr among the rank bell curve you clown Find a better cope to justify your terrible performance at this game
i'm on the right tail of the bell curve, so i know you ain't talking to me.
>>579932717That's win trading.
>>579933262Good thing this game has a working functional punishment system!oh wait it doesnt, and nobody gives a shit.
>>579933316Solo Queue only.
mason won a game and quit his stream because of topson
mason mason mason mason mason mason mason
Why do you people even bring updates on a washed up irrelevant ex proplayer’s stream? I know you NA boys are starved for community figures since you are one of the worst regions when it comes to dota but surely you can do better than that right?
Dota was born and raised in 'Murica. If you aren't a native born US citizen you should probably kill urself.
>>579891529micke should continuenisha (short?) breakace is like 33 like our lord and savior on the crossboxi idk
remember when blizzdrones were pretending like selling a hat based on a hero's alpha model was some unforgivable blight by valve? lol
>>579934228Dota was always primarily played in Europe and it is developed by an Arab.
>buy quelling blade to deal with furion's sprout in lane>i'm playing hoodwink
I lost my Ogre game.It's over.
you are playing offlane centaur and 13 minutes into the game 5 players show up and basicly just take tier 1-3 and starts taking your rax and nobody shows up to help Who is the only constant now?
>>579939575You mean - "It's ogre."?
>>579938703yup
>>579932094>Undying wins lane and isn't a hero after 30 minutesbut Dota 2 Powerpoints spent 14 minutes saying he's a scaling 4th core over and over again
>>579932094>expecting anybody to play Wisp, let alone win a game with WispJust counter-pick Undying with Weaver. Weaver goes in any position.
what if lich could sacrifice 3 of his team
Having a shitty job doesn't excuse your cheating in online games. Stop being an asshole.
>tons of the fire heroes build Shiva's Guard>none of the ice heroes doI dislike this immensely
>>579942902Bro your Necrolyte?
>>579943328That's not an ice hero.
>>579943404Death is extremely frost- and stasis-coded. Necro absolutely is an ice hero.
>Still no new quarterly skins>Still no event update>Still no patch notesUhhhh, Dotards?
How can a game with a billion players have 20 minute queue times
>>579943870Very few people are at 4k behavior score, Anon.
>>579943920i'm at 6k actually
>>579943626Sounds like some virtue signalling bullshit. Fuck off Necrolyte.
Behavior score is a measure of how shit you are at the game. I'm quite politically charged, racist, and flame all 9 other players in the game and exist in 10k plus since they added the system. I'm 90% positive you get it nuked when everyone reports you for just being beyond terrible.
>>579944846I abandoned a bunch of games 10 years ago and have been building behavior score back up for over 300 hours since
>>579943920im bouncing up and down around 3k which unlocks ranked. Ive gone from 500mmr to 2100 now but my conduct tanked as a result. Its just griefers in these games, maybe around half of them grief, they buy all the wards and spam Hahaha when they refuse to help you in a fight deliberately ruins lanes for other people if at all possible, jungling heroes from level one like warlock to get travels 2 and ags and refresher so they can "solo win" after everyone else defended for an hourStuff of this nature. You can tell with the other people who are probably just here because solo winning or attempting to do so is disruptive in nature in a team game which gets them reported. Theres a fair amount of people who are obviously here because of connection issues, i had a pos1 Naga dc and abandon like 10min in and he came back a good 30 minutes later as level 5 and actually tried
>>579945326can you spam turbo or unranked to boost your behavior score faster
>>579945373That's how I got from 3k to 10k, make sure you always commend everyone
>>579944846you are confusing behavior score and comms score like a complete and utter retard
>>579947030NO
>>579946871Also when I play unranked to try out new heroes so I don't shit up my ranked games the skill level is always below my ranked bracket so the games are easy and low stakes. It's impossible to get reported in unranked I feel like>>579947030comm score is the easiest to fix retarded nigger just unbind your chat + ping keys and play on anonymous mode
>>579947921Unranked has worse players but ranked has a different kind of bad with players just not participating unless it fits their narrative
>>579949516OK that's why you need to play unranked until you get back to 10k+ behavior score where players are willing to cooperate
There's no way of telling if Dota 2 is Gaben's favorite game.
>queue>get mid (fuck me)>my teammates: 5,000+ game account retards who pick grief shit like pos 5 Abaddon and don't TP mid to help me>enemy mid: 5,000+ game account MLG pro player on Huskar/ES/Invoker/whatever who throws out every trick in the book to manage the creep wave, fuck up my attempts to regain control, and dominate me in lane like he's trying out to be the next Topson>I get some farm but clearly get out-cs'd in both last hits and denies>all lanes lost>teammates bitching about noob mid no gank>but apparently the enemy mid has zero game sense so he dies first every fight or solo feeds to ganks in warded areas in jungle over and over again>win because they stop being a threatThis happens waaaaaay too many times to me.If they weren't so retarded past the 10 minute mark, I'd say they were boosters or something. Maybe they're using some sort of autoplay laning scripts or something? Hard to believe somebody that's THAT mechanically capable in lane can be so be bad overall.The cheats theory doesn't make sense though, because of how bad they are after laning. No sidestepping, no dodging, no auto-blinks, no idea where anybody/anything is in invis or fog, can't Invoke more than 2-3 spells a fight, etc. Maybe they only have the poorfag subscription? But surely basic maphacks and reaction scripts would be cheaper than auto-laning scripts? I don't get it. My only consolation is that I'm not losing MMR to these laning masters...yet...
>>579951297everyone has bad games
I have never seen behavior score and comm score ever be one digit different
>>579954768Comm is limited by behavior, the inverse isn't. Good job outing yourself as a griefer.
>>579953825This is almost a majority of my mid games though. Like 50% of them are like this, and it's not just a skilled player having a bad day. I'm sitting there crying to myself about how the enemy Lina has 100 last hits in the past 10 minutes with BoTs Kaya already done and ganked sidelanes a few times already, and I'd be lucky to have 40-50 and still need to scrounge up enough for a Blink Dagger while my teammates bitch at me. But then he turns out to be a useless feeder who dies solo without vision repeatedly. It's not a skilled player making some misplays and being unlucky, they just turn into a useless idiot, almost like somebody else took over at the computer. That's why it's so weird to me.If it was a fresh account, it'd obviously be an account buyer or shitty smurf, but it's always these 5,000+ game accounts with sub or near-50% winrates. If they were consistently shit from laning to end, they'd be boosted. And if they clearly knew how to play after laning, they'd be a skilled player having a bad day. But it's specifically a laning expert who is somehow trash after laning. Sure, laning and macro are two different skillsets but this kind of stark disparity happens way too often.
>>579960049Play another role
I feel like its just over if you die a couple of times in the first 10 minutes and a core. There is just no coming back from this except if the enemy feeds
GOOD MORNING DOTARDS!!
>>579961539Maybe when I stop winning.
>>579960049different people have different strenghts, some people are good at laning, some are good at spell casting, some are good at macro, some are good at micro, some are good at midgame movement, some are good at lategame decision making. Usually the dudes who pick lane dominators arent good at anything but the lane plays itself so they just take the first 10 mins of uncontested farm for granted and then just feed their brains out because they think the whole game is like the first 10 mins of a lina lane where you show up to a lane and autowin
>play 2 games yesterday and win them both>play 2 games today and lose them bothforced 50%
WHY IS THERE ALWAYS SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE IN MY LANE FUCK YOOOU
I need to know whose in a party at the beginning of games instead of after the match
>>579964030>Five heroes bottom!
Am I griefing by picking pos3 viper?
>>579964597Only if you don't auto-win the lane.
i don't believe in forced50 although i believe in God using dota teammates to torture me and cause me pain
there is a 0/15/4 bounty hunter (who wasn't trolling) on my team right now blaming us for the loss
>>579968292id rather have this than my current "support" np
is it worth to stack camps in turbo?
>>579969371i don't see why it wouldn't be worth, a 4 stack ancient camp is like 2000 gold
>no owl heroumm wtf dotards?
oh cool man I mean we lost a teamfightbut we have all the map control and are ahead so at best they're take like one T3 or maybe one set of raxsurely my teammates also recognize that this is not that bad and will wait for the rest of the team to respawnI mean there is not really much use defending right now except to throw away some lives for no reason, which is gonna extend the time that we have to wait to get a full team by 80 more seconds haha but that'd be silly surely nobody wants to do that
>>579969371Don't camps despawn at the 30 second mark every minute making stacking impossible? I don't play Turbo but my impression was that stacking was pointless.
>>579970307Oh wait, now that I think about it some more, the despawn thing probably only happens with the frog camps, not all camps. So I guess yeah, it'd be worth stacking camps in Turbo that aren't frog camps.
>>579964149how the fuck am i supposed to do anything when 4 heroes from the other team just set up fucking camp and 4 heroes from my team set up fucking camp and they have a gay camp retard screaming match right next to my creep wave and we are god damn 11 minutes into the game that already SUCKS because people think its acceptable to pick retarded pos 4 heroes that are 100% useless until they get their ultimate so they just fucking stand there taking xp and maybe even last hits if they think i wont fucking notice a creep missing for no reasonits fucking unplayable
>>579969225>my np is stacked with some other retard going 2/14>this is ok because theyre in a party>meanwhile i die several times because he sprouts me for no reason and then pings and flamesi could write a 50 page dissertation on the cognitive dissonance of people like this
lotta yapping coming from retards who don't move an inch trying to improve
>>579970823let me just fucking BURN EVERYTHING on this stacked large camp and leave maybe one of the large ones with 1hp for the next pull like a fucking whaleif gaben did a sit up every time some retard goes retarding in my vicinity that fucking gut would be the size of the moon and hard as my fucking dick in the morning
I just took a 1 hour bicycle ride around my town and got blood flowing through my body and brain for optimal mmr gain. what have you done /d2g/? did you know there is a symmetric relation between your life and mmr? it is also scientifically proven that even just a short walk can improve MOBA performance. get out there!
>>579972141i did a quick 4 minute wankdoes that count
>>579972141I bought mtg cards
>>579972141my daughter and i went to the park for a bit to play
>>579972141had raw sex three times with one of my regular prostitutes then i had a full body massage and she also stimulated my prostate for a while. Feel so good, ready to queue!
>do overwatch case>carrytranny randomly decides to destroy itemsThere really should be chat in overwatch just so you can figure out what's going on with these subhumans
>>579974459>randomlyi do it when some faggot tries to back seat gaming me clicking my shit
>>579974459>whole team rides the win condition into his breaking point>dude, carrytrannies are so mentally ill!this is why the overwatch system is retarded. dota players have eroded brains and don't understand basic notions surrounding context and guilt
>>579974459>he doesnt check chats manuallyyoure missing 95% of the context
>>579974459idk why these people break items, after the first time you do it you realize the insane damage you're doing to your account, its legit weeks of good behaviour to get back the bh score lost on one item breaking game
>>579970823Just split the other lanesThe person not losing the dotardian standoff is the guy freefarming the other lanes
>someone says something retardedMute them>someone is actively griefing you and making it impossible to playAbandon, it's less detrimental to your behavior score than destroying items also you won't waste time in a guaranteed lose gameDestroying your items or running down mid is never excusable
>>579975850I agree chat and pings should be in overwatch cases, but that carry actively chose to grief when you can just mute annoying teamates>But teamate is griefreport them if they are actually griefing. If they are just shit and making terrible choices, then accept the loss and focus your seethe on improving something.
thoughts on the TI grandfinals now that its been a month
i hate skywrath mage so fucking much its unreal
>>579979809Pari threw game 5 for the bet money.
>PGL in 12 days>still no definite new rosters
>>579980412LE HECKIN JUGG PICK
>>579981502if anything first pick invoker was the sus pick, how is invoker ever a first pick hero
>>579979809I get they were outdrafted but Jugg???Jugg has been shit for years
mgod is live
>>579978302you have no idea how much it makes my blood boil when i see my level 4 pa literally run top through mid to brawl
>>579982079In a vacuum, Invoker wasn't a bad pick. He was a strong hero and you could see from games like the ones with bzm in it that Invoker was good for stalling and dragging the team to the finish line a lot.The real fuckups in draft already started with the Rubick pick thinking that Spirit would pick Undying again, and then picking Axe????? Then they fucked up by ignoring the carry picks until most of them got banned or cucked by Dark Seer.
>>579982543its crazy how unlucky he is that his teammates are always so much worse than him and holding him back
>>579982543wdym?monkeys_forever is offline
mason shadowpooled 20minute queue stream
why do i win when i play bad and why do i lose when i play good can somebody explain this to me?
why cant these washed losers understand that they need to switch to pos 5 and let the yung buck russians play carry
>>579972917thats awesome congrats
why doesnt mason play meta heroes, he just plays the same shit and then gets outclassed by better heroes rn. dude is a boomer who cant learn
>>579985665to have an easy out excuse for losing
Oh what a wonderful send off, just "has ended", then why is it on the main page still
>>579970823I'm in mid legend and they still fucking do this every game. From herald to legend, the 12-15min organized standoff like in the beginning of Gangs of New York always happen.
>>579970927Sprout makes you invisible. If you continued to attack, you revealed yourself.
WK divine rushThink about it
>>579986537You can access previous Quarteros and buy levels for shards.
Idk why people still buy AC instead of Bloodthorn on Naix and Alch
>>579987351LS passive is countered by high armor.
mason lost the game
>>579987351Bloodthorn gets mogged by bkb, lotus and mantaAssault curass makes the whole team tankier while boosting damage and siege easier.
>>579950396It is. Every other valve game is on life support.
>>579987078Nah, boots, blink, then rapier.And if you die while ult is on CD you just TP back to base and drop rapier in fountain.
>>579849048why do you have aghs
i wish they removed this greedy nigger from the gameit's the fucking i do not want to support support, niggas are clueless about the role
>>579982543>gets ganked>immediatly starts flaming his 5 and pinging>"abloo-bloo guise the bh score system is so unfair"the face of dota2 if im being honest, personifies the average player quite well
Sieg Heil to all my masoniggas!
>Enemy midlaner undying (???) rotates top and dives the T1 tower, killing me and my carry>All 3 of the enemies get out with <200 hp>Mid leshrac is chilling on the mid lane and doesn't tp>Ok whatever, not that mad about it>Enemy Undying stays top, we are now versus a trilane>Stays top for TWO MINUTES and dives us again>Ask what the fuck is going on>Look at mid lane>There's no heroes there>My LESHRAC (the tower push guy!!!) is hitting JUNGLE CREEPS in a lane where there are literally ZERO HEROES>Enemy T1 has 100% hp >They take our tower top >We get rolled overThis is not real, the fucking unbelievable things I've witnessed lately in my games, this unironically has to be AI, I'm going insane. I'm watching my midlaners lose the lane to 0 heroes, I'm going crazy, this is 6K mmr, these people have thousands of hours, this cant be real??
>>579989418thiszeus too. particularly since pros made it fine for shard jungling as zeus 4
Lmao Quinn must be on coke talking about removing gondar invisibility some people really shouldn't have a opinion on things
>>579990120erm why would you tp 1 hero into a lane where there are 3 heroes waiting? likely with a ward behind the tower? It'd be like dropping US troops in Iran, you aint winning a ground war just let the tower go and farm
>>579990461they should make him a carry again
>>579990551Because their tower push was bad and again, Undying stayed there for TWO MINUTES, if I didn't have some fucking disgusting rusnig faggot as a last pick mid laner, undyings tower would be fucking dead and lesh would be top getting a triple kill. Letting your whole T1 tower die 100-0 because you got ganked by the midlane is asking to get stomped
https://files.catbox.moe/4lbztb.mp3
>>579986915if i ever manage to crush my lane and impose my will on them theres a 90% chance my team will park themselves behind me and wait for the show to beginThey are straight up not going to help if there is a chance someone fights back. In fact, they cant even pretend to help by moving towards my position to put a little free pressure on the enemy which is often all it takesI just had a decent pudge in a game acting 4 and an underlord too, they did a good job its not all spastics even though theres alot of that going around at my rankwhen i see fucking sniper 5 and muerta 4 i just report them. I dont say anything, i just shut the fuck up and report them and try my best to win. I also report them if they are on the other team i dont give a fuck if they win, carry the game, carry my game, spastics who cant be fucked playing support, how fucking hard is it really in 2k mmr? Dont feed, use your ult in fights, dont fuck with your carrys farm because you think its really fucking convinient to just pop fatal bonds every god damn fucking wave like an eskimo
>>579987351its because its a really good item for them
Wrap around
>>579991428She CRAVES human cock
>>579989418Fuck that hero he is the biggest grief in the game it doesnt even matter what role you want to play him in if i see this fucking nigger on my team i euthanize automatically, that long fingered cunt and venge, venge is also autoerotic euthanazia for me and my entire team in the missionary position so they can feel my breath as i let a drop of spit drop into their eyeball
>>579992082Agreed.
furries always signify the death of a general or community, when people stop bullying them out it means everyone else has left and they creep back out of the woodwork. dota has no place for furries, get lost and yiff in hell faggots
>>579992096idk he's a pretty annoying mid. Support he is a grief pick, for sure.
>sort inventory by market value>random shit appears as 50$> it's actually 0.05$fuck you gaben
Turns out I know how to 1v9 with arc it's just too tiring ;(
>>579992968Think it always show the highest listing. Why? So you don't short sell yourself, I guess. Steam marketplace is just for transferring money between accounts.
>get rusnig on team>mute, report, queue midas, jungleWhy are they forcing me to do this? I don't want to jungle but there's rusnigs on my team so I'm forced to. They grief me by playing on the human server, so why shouldn't I grief them back?
>lose>win>lose>win>lose>win>lose>winYup, it's one of those weekends again.
>>579991428do NOT listen, this is fart anon
Did you know that Morphling had a female voice in the alpha?
patch when
no more patchis over
Patch soon.
Err ok, glad I didn't pay money for this
>>579992096>>579989418>>579990296Thanks il pick him pos 5For me its clinkz>Enemy clinkz is both ratmaster and assassin making every fight we lose something>Our clinkz is ethier a cuckold who watches fights from the background, or thinks he can 1v9 and feeds miles away having a ruskie spasm over his team not having 600 ms
>>579998213>he doesn't think the hard carry Clockwerk build is legitAnon pls
why can't we have a slightly faster all pick gamemode instead of this retarded turbo where you have to actively avoid existing to not end 6 slotted
>>579998213Dota+ is just abandoned slopnothing it offers is helpful in any way, you are just paying to spam the monkey sound to subhumans.
>last pick monkey king mid >its on my team againthanks for wasting 45 minutes of your teams time, I hope dying 12 times while allowing the enemy lina to go 19/3/17 was fun for you bro.
>>579964030>do even slightly well safe lane>lane becomes a permanent 3-5 person clown fiesta>have to leave and jungle early giving up any lead I built while enemy continues to freefarmvery fun
i got dota plus for free and i feel ripped
the GRAND magus!
>>579997334I wanna see Hoodwink in one of those baby carrier harnesses now.
>>579997334finally good hoodwink fanart
>>580000314
>>579999845STOLEN GAINSALERT SVEN HIS SWOLE IS STOLEN
>>580000463and its bad again
>>579999256>nothing it offers is helpful in any wayBoomers are coping about MUH TIMINGSMUH SPOTSI can also click on the Dota+ icons to send a quick message to my team with alt and ctrl+altI can also level up hero masturbation tokens and spam voicelinesAlso it gives 2nd slot on guild challengesCope, freefag
>>580000865
>>579999845Crystal Maiden would never.
>>580001010>my waifu>in that horrendous renditionThis faggot must be STOPPED at all costs
>>579999845Rubick is a brother?
>>580001413He's a blue nigger like his dad
better to run than curse the road
>>579979809All the focus was on game 5 but game 1 was the huge throw, they picked Ember carry into Slark and put NoOne on a Wisp he's basically never played. In their vlog you can hear him and all the other players saying they had no idea how to play around it.
Say goodbye to your head nigger
>>579992096For me it's Pudge. I sure hope you like your "support" buying 0 wards and doing 0 harass and 0 creep drags and 0 camp stacks.
>>579992968But you can't sort by market value.>>579999256I keep getting it for free and it offers literally 0 value, I can't understand why anyone would pay for it. I'm not even a poorfag but I'm not wasting money on nothing.
Yeah, time for me to throw in the towel. I'm 33 and just can;'t keep up with these changes. I've slowed down now to where I'm just gonna play unranked. The agepill is brutal
>>580002898>you dont get it. I'm 33, 33 is too old
>>580002898>tfw 30>always the lowest gpm in the game
I just want to win one game
>>580002898Skill issue
>>580003448youre brown
>>580003668You're old
won a game of dota today lads
>>580002898>33 in a month and have 3 kids>only time to can play dota is during the work dayLord have mercy on me
>>580002898Oddly enough I can perform much more consistently in deadlock than I can in dota, and I'm a 30 yo aimlet and movementlet
I don't even understand how you're supposed to play Ember in theoryEvery single game I just walk into the mid lane, get poked to death by someone ranged and always sit at 0 mana
>>580004519just watch people better than you at the game play him what the fuck do you expect the retards in this general to tell you
>>580004519luckily for you quinn made a whole ass guide for exactly that 1 hero
I think I'm the problem. I look at these mouthbreating retards and think wow how can they be so shit. But then I realize, they live a simple peasant's life, 9-5 job at the local gas station, smoke weed, drink, do nothing, care about nothing, log in to Dota for the fuck of it, never try to be good at anything in life. Low cortisol, low stress lifestyle.Take this specimen for example. 5200 games, only 92 mvps (against bots probably) , has 300gpm on sven and rushes MKB for god knows what reason. I see it now, zero stress, zero fucks. Just existing with no purpose.
>>580004779Yeah and it's exactly like every single other guide where they just blather on about outdated item theory, say "this is what your spells do they're really overpowered you just press them and win" "lets look at a game, ignore that first blood I got at the rune fight" "yeah so this guy can't last hit at all, he's really bad so I just win" "see look I do creep aggro and the game just plays itself"really helpful
>>58000425234 and 2 kids here, I literally left my law firm job to get a dead end remote job to play Dota, don't regret it at all.
>>580005392you didnt watch the guide did you
survival crafting dota when
>>580005515He says after I perfectly described the guide
>>580005468I always feel like shit when I ignore work all day though
>>580005654I would play it if it was like V Rising.
>>580005708im watching the guide rn, im 10 minutes in there has been 0 of what you said so far
Which slut should I play when tree and undying get banned?
>>580005729Me too, I live and breathe anxiety and depression but anything is better than working at a law firm. I have gone from Guardian to Ancient 3 in just a few months after not playing since Monkey King was the newest hero.
>>580002898mason...
>>580005801clockwerk
>>580004109god I wish that was me
impressive how shit at farming turbo players are man how do you queue for literally FREE gold mode and not get gold
>44 minute guide where the enemy mid doesn't attack him a single time and he wins for freevery epic
>>580008107for me, its the old jungle guides that blatantly start with half a level
mason is getting fatter its kinda funny to see, he will also never show below his shoulder area
Do you find Muerta attractive, /d2g/?
>>580010469She's flat, so noI'd like to be her friend though
>>580010469no she sounds like a grandma
Imagine having Crystal Maiden as your girlfriend, she could cool up your desired beverage in a quick second.
>>580011073>cool up
Augar here. Unbound my chat and hero voiceline wheel. I am #REFORMED
almost out of role queue ready to grief
Luna or Miranda?Lina or Crystal Maiden?Drow Ranger or Wind Ranger?
>>580011892Luna, Lina, Drow
I'm playing pos 5 winter wyvern but i'm going treads into aghs/huricane pyke, because i'm not a little bitch. Don't worry, I'll still buy wards.
>>580011395no one cares furry pedo 1kmmr freak and gay
I can now spend a nice evening
should I main anti-mage or phantom assassin if I want people to be mad when they lose to me
>>580012095Good job, you managed to identify the wrong answers
again i play like dogshit and win and the game before where i played good i losegaben giveth and taketh trulyalso reached the perfected mmr number
>>580013432insane comeback, just how i like my games(i dont i prefer stomps)
23savage locking in
>>580011395Based Augar actually improving and making jealous shitters SEETHE
>rubick with a stolen finger of death got 3 times as many kills as my lionmake it stop
>>580014607It's so obvious when you reply to yourself and samefag augar
>>580015863thread bully OUT
>weaver supportwhy can't i just get a single nigger with stun, a glimmer cape + occasional camp pull?
>>580016352*aether shocks the wave*
>>580015863t. thread bully
>>580015863i literally don't, but okay. what ever makes you feel better.
>>580015863literally in game rn. no time to samefag
>>580011395>furfags are so subhuman they need to remove the OPTION to chat in order to not lose behavior scoreloving every lmao but you still have to go back
>>579992702Truest post in the thread.
>>580018687That would imply that your post is untrue to some degree and that his post by association is untrue to perhaps even a greater degree
>>580018807do you think hoodwink would think I'm weird if I told her I just wanted to sniff her toe beans all day? I think she'd be flattered.
>>580018687>kike religion>ANY kike religionishiggy
>i-it wasn't me!!!11!same pathological behavior as r*in
Where's my (You)?Stingy fucking nigger.
>>579992702
>>580019340right here
>>579992702Dota has always been a furchad game
>>580020014>>580020014>>580020014
>>580019340There's a couple of redditors in here that think not giving someone a (You) when replying to what they posted is some kind of "own" when in reality all it does is show how pathetic they are.
